I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
frist!
Fiiiiiirst!?!
wow, two in one day!
I really need to get a life...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/
2006...aqmilitarymedia
General won't end practice of planting paid-for stories
Fri Mar 3, 1:00 PM ET
WASHINGTON (AFP) - The top US commander in
Iraq said he does not intend to end the military's practice of paying to place favorable stories in the Iraqi press.
General George Casey said an investigation found that the military had acted "within our authorities and responsibilities" in planting paid-for stories in the press through a contractor.
Asked if he planned to stop the practice, Casey said, "I have not done that. And, right now, based on the results of the investigation, I do not intend to, in the near term."
Will wonders of this maladministration never cease....
Uh, no. Not until they're removed.
Awww, pooow Ralphie.
Karma's a biotch.
OT: Peggy Nooner is going to be on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, and Pierce is one of the panelists. If the Universe likes me, he'll be really rude to her and make her cry.
Oh, I would so love to see Reed taken out. I wonder if they snatched his hard drive, and if they did, what they found. Wouldn't surprise me at all if it was filled with child pornography.
Mornin Kids!
Ralphie always creeped me out.
.
Reed is a creep.
Oh, I would so love to see Reed taken out. I wonder if they snatched his hard drive, and if they did, what they found. Wouldn't surprise me at all if it was filled with child pornography.
He does give off the weirdest vibe, doesn't he? Something tells me that boy ain't right.
The fundagelical lifecycle plays out in a very predictable series of events.
We should see the patented Jerry Fallwell "Ahhh haaave siiiinnnned" moment real soon now...
Peggy Nooner is going to be on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
ohboyohboyohboyohboy!
fun fun fun!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/...04/
ixworld.html
Rumsfeld denies claims of torture at Guantanamo
By Francis Harris in Washington
(Filed: 04/03/2006)
Donald Rumsfeld, the US defence secretary, has dismissed claims of torture by Guantanamo Bay terrorist suspects, describing them as a calculated attempt to manipulate the western media.
Mr Rumsfeld spoke just before the BBC broadcast claims by a suspect who said that he had been tortured by guards who force-fed him to end a hunger strike.
Too, too cute, Rummy.
Relates to article on placing paid articles, no?
Both via antiwar.com--for your morning (or afternoon) angst.
Spread these Googlebombs:
Joe Lieberman
Joementum
He does give off the weirdest vibe, doesn't he? Something tells me that boy ain't right.
DemByDefault
Reminds me of a department store mannequin.
Boys' Department.
We knew Abramoff was the gift that was going to keep on giving.
We haven't gotten anywhere near the end of it yet, I don't think.
heh heh heh.
Donald Rumsfeld, the US defence secretary, has dismissed claims of torture by Guantanamo Bay terrorist suspects, describing them as a calculated attempt to manipulate the western media.
Heh. And who knows more about manipulating the western media?
Btw, if anybody starts up the O'Reilly discussion like a couple of threads below, and a troll comes along tsk-tsk'ing about people using the phone improperly, don't let him go without sincerely asking his opinion on talk show hosts who invite Al Qaeda to attack major U.S. cities.
Ralph Reed: fuck him where he
breathes.
Reactionary, bigoted prick.
Poster boy for Bush Republicans.
how does you spread a googlebomb?
how does you spread a googlebomb?
Peggy Nooner is going to be on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
Still waiting for Ronnie RayGun's glorious resurrection.
I dare to dream that each and every one of you lovely commenters here will e-mail Atrios, insisting that he blogroll No Capital!
Watching the original "Psycho" on On Demand.
Ralph Reed: fuck him where he
breathes.
Reactionary, bigoted prick.
Poster boy for Bush Republicans.
steve simels
I never liked that little shit from the very first second I laid eyes on him.
Donald Rumsfeld, the US defence secretary, has dismissed claims of torture by
Guantanamo Bay terrorist suspects, describing them as a calculated attempt to
manipulate the western media.
And we should take this on faith,
without evidence,
because...........????????????
Ralph Reed: fuck him where he
breathes.
And given that he's always talkin' out of his ass...
Ralph Reed and Gary Bauer in a tree,
Mehlman's taping it, naturally.
Hey, those guys only collect kiddy porn, lots and lots of it, for ummmmm "research" into the sins of those priests, ya know, the papists. I am sure creeply little ralphy only does research.
Watching the original "Psycho" on On Demand.
Terry C, Coldplayer | 03.04.06 - 1:34 pm | #
Great movie, but I have a terrible
thing to note...
Next to last scene -- the cop that
closes the door on Norman Bates
(that great fly-like closeup):
It's Ted Knight (Ted Baxter, from
the Mary Tyler Moore show).
Fate plays tricks even on
masterpieces....
Jerry Lewis is still hilarious...
APPROPRIATIONS COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN LEWIS STATEMENT ON SUCCESS OF IRAQI ELECTIONS
Congressman Jerry Lewis, chairman of the House Appropriations Committee and longtime member of the Foreign Operations Subcommittee, issued the following statement on the success of the constitutional voting in Iraq : “The astonishing turnout to vote for a new constitution for the Iraqi people is a dramatic affirmation of President Bush’s pledge to bring democracy to the Middle-East."
ROTFLMAO 
a troll comes along tsk-tsk'ing about people using the phone improperly
trolls are worried about manners?
Ralph Reed: fuck him where he
breathes.
Reactionary, bigoted prick.
Poster boy for Bush Republicans.
steve simels |
But Steve, tell us how you really feel.
I dare to dream that each and every one of you lovely commenters here will e-mail Atrios, insisting that he blogroll No Capital!
(And a visit from Fox Security.)
There is a disgusting extent to which our glorious and infallible super-blog media makes it much easier for conservative crossworshippers than the damned foreigners and tree-hugging witches expected to prove their faith is a religion, or the Berriganning sort of Christian expected to prove he's not just a thoroughly confused Jew. Once every month the major magazines have Jesus on the cover. "Conservative" and "orthodox" are often understood by these groups to mean "true."
Reed is a slicked down dim. He's never spent a day in an ashtray his entire life.
Dorian Gray is starting to noticeably age.
Too bad, Ralph, you hypocrite.
Dembydefault,
you should be able to copy and paste the following. provided I did what I hope to have done.
<a href="http://www.forward.com/articles/7438">Joe Leiberman</a>
<a href="http://www.nedlamont.com/">Joementum</a>
I'm still blissed-out from the thought of the noose tightening around Pombo's fat neck...and you want me to contemplate Reed going down?
I may not leave my bed today...
Jack Abramoff, the now disgraced Washington lobbyist
When Pee Wee Herman was caught playing with himself in a theater THAT was disgraceful. Why has the word "disgraced" be so universally applied to Abramoff. Isn't there a better more appropriate word to explain his status?
.
Let's see the polling was back in December in Iraq. Here it is March, and there is still no government. Heckofa job fellows. Heckofa job.
Testing
Joe Leiberman
Speaking of which, on an earlier thread we were talking about whether action makes a difference, and on ActBlue, 1685 Atriots have contributed $90K to 7 candidates (one of which stabbed us in the back because he's a a pussy, but that's beside the point).
Even I paid, and I'm the worst kind of of hypocrite when it comes to telling other people they ought to do something while I'm sitting on my ass. So if you haven't paid yet, cough the fuck up.
ActBlue
Next to last scene -- the cop that
closes the door on Norman Bates
(that great fly-like closeup):
It's Ted Knight (Ted Baxter, from
the Mary Tyler Moore show).
Fate plays tricks even on
masterpieces....
steve simels
Wow. Is there anything that you don't know about music and movies?
BTW: Being kept in the dark about everything is fun!
Joementum
UpppityNegro™Embigulator
Hey Kent,
I was trying to track you down to say hello yesterday. How's tricks? What's the good word?
US would make it 'enormously difficult' for Hamas to govern
Thu Mar 2, 6:24 PM ET
WASHINGTON (AFP) - The United States wants to isolate Hamas financially and politically to make it "enormously difficult" for the radical Palestinian group to govern, the US envoy for the Middle East said.
David Welch, the assistant secretary of state for Near Eastern Affairs, told US lawmakers Washington is trying to dissuade governments from meeting with leaders of Hamas...(snip)
The US strategy is to "make their function as a government enormously difficult," Welch said.
Seems to me this plan was initially denied by BushCo--but now it's out in the open.
Way to support democracy, Dubya.
Oh, but since IOKIFAR works so well, DIOKIYDF (Democracy is OK if you're Dubbya's friend--as are nuclear weapons) must be just as grand!
Well as long as everyone in Baghdad is confined to their houses under threat of being shot, I guess civil war can be avoided.
.
Anthony Perkins was one creepy guy.
US would make it 'enormously difficult' for Hamas to govern
Thu Mar 2, 6:24 PM ET
In fact, we could make it so difficult that they're as badly governed as we are.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/
2006...astpalestinians
Oops, forgot the link for article on smushing Hamas.
And a visit from Fox Security.)
plantsman
D'oh!
I always wondered if someone actually got to pour chocolate syrup on Janet Leigh in a little bathing suit...
K & Y
I try to but I only wish I could live up to being a Beriganning Christian..thanks for remembering that we are not all ralph reed.
Reed is a slicked down dim. He's never spent a day in an ashtray his entire life.
dith | 03.04.06 - 1:39 pm | #
Dean In The House.
And as incoherent as ever.
US would make it 'enormously difficult' for Hamas to govern
Thu Mar 2, 6:24 PM ET
In fact, we could make it so difficult that they're as badly governed as we are.
Dr. Wu
An excellent civics lesson for the Palestinians on how democracy works.
.
Meanwhile, Bush attempts his X-ray vision once again...
Hey Phila,
I was planning to holler at you yesterday, but got sidetracked as I often have of late.
I'm doing well, thanks for askin', and nice to see you in the room.
The fundagelical lifecycle plays out in a very predictable series of events.
We should see the patented Jerry Fallwell "Ahhh haaave siiiinnnned" moment real soon now...
Randolph Carter | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 1:29 pm
Don't think that was Falwell. I'm getting flashbacks to Jimmy Swaggart.
Meanwhile, Bush attempts his X-ray vision once again...
rorschach
"Condi has a MUCH nicer ass than Laura!"
I'm doing well, thanks for askin', and nice to see you in the room.
UpppityNegro™Embigulato
Oh, I've been around a lot lately...running away from the work I have to do.
But I seem to remember that at the time the fact that Palestinians were voting was touted as a sure sign by the wingnuts that W's peeance, freeance, and democracy was breaking out all over the Middle East.
I guess you make propaganda with the domocracies you have and not the democracies you want....
trolls are worried about manners?
DemByDefault
Manners are for furriners and elitist libruls.
Oh, I've been around a lot lately...running away from the work I have to do.
Phila
That sounds all too familiar...
Boys: Nathalie Portman is hosting SLN tonight!
IIRC wasn't Tony Perkins' widow on one the 9/11 planes?
Just read the post below. My, I'm just shocked as I come to the realization that there are very few, if any, republicans that haven't broken some kind of law since they were given the keys to the cupboard.
And now that cupboard is bare.
tsk. tsk.
Just discovered that I have a
cable channel devoted solely
to movie trailers.
Just watched the one for
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 2.
Looks hilarious.
Now I'm gonna look at BETTIE PAGE.
Woo hoo!!!!
Oh, I've been around a lot lately...running away from the work I have to do.
I know all about that game plan, sometimes I think I invented the operation.
Procrastinatrix...
From my "NOT if you were THE last male on earth" list:
MIAMI - A woman who claims to be involved in a video showing Scott Stapp and Kid Rock with several strippers has sued Stapp for invasion of privacy.
The woman, identified as "Jane Doe" in a lawsuit filed in Miami on Thursday, said she believed the video would remain in Stapp's private possession. But a clip from the video turned up on the Internet.
The lawsuit seeks to prevent sale of the video and asks for unspecified damages, alleging the woman suffered emotional distress.
"For all purposes, she is the star of the females in the video," the lawsuit said.
Stapp claims the tape, made in 1999, was stolen from him. The former lead singer of Creed and Kid Rock have won a temporary court order in Michigan preventing World Wide Red Light District from distributing the video or promoting any part of it.
Red Light, which sold the infamous Paris Hilton sex tape in 2004, had displayed a 40-second preview clip of the video on its Web site. The company has said the tape came from a third party but denied it was stolen.
No one answered at the company's headquarters, and a message left with a company attorney after hours Friday was not returned.
The tape was released just days after Stapp married former Miss New York Jaclyn Nesheiwat in Miami on Feb. 10. Stapp, 32, says the tape was made soon after he was divorced from Hillaree Burns.
He said he previously told his new wife about having a wild year and that she accepts the tape as part of his past.
"You think it's part of your rock 'n' roll memories," Stapp told the Associated Press in a recent interview. "I should have burned that tape."
Kid Rock has blamed Stapp for losing the video, but he also called the video "perfect timing."
"I got a record coming up ... Maybe I should thank him," Rock told the AP in an interview Wednesday.
The fundagelical lifecycle plays out in a very predictable series of events.
Ah yes, culminating in the inevitable and all-too-familiar scene. The cops, the TV cameras, a tawdry motel, the palpable relief in the eyes of the sheep. If I've seen it once, I've seen it a hundred times.
When Pee Wee Herman was caught playing with himself in a theater THAT was disgraceful.
Wasn't it a porn theatre?
Heh! That holy water I had those gay hookers splash on Damien Thorn Ralph Reed has finally kicked in!
Meanwhile, the latest RW excuse for Bush's not doing diddly for New Orleans: Stupid-Ass Distinctions Without a Difference!
Hummus Is running the Palestinan Government?
So this deeply religious and highly moral man was lobbying for something and he didn't even know what it was? Could have been child porn, could have been inceased abortion, could have been marijuana, could have been internet gambling. Just didn't have time to find out and didn't need to know in order to convince people to vote the way he wanted.
Right.
IIRC wasn't Tony Perkins' widow on one the 9/11 planes?
footloose
Yep.
Ber Berenson.
Sister of Marisa Berenson.
Granddaughter of the designer Elsa Schiaparelli.
Meanwhile, the latest RW excuse for Bush's not doing diddly for New Orleans: "We are Fully Prepared."
Boys! Sarah Silverman is hosting the 2006 Independent Spirit Awards tonight on IFC!
When Pee Wee Herman was caught playing with himself in a theater THAT was disgraceful. Why has the word "disgraced" be so universally applied to Abramoff. Isn't there a better more appropriate word to explain his status?
.
Agent Orange | 03.04.06 - 1:40 pm
Fucked?
(sorry if this is a duplicate but haloscan is giving us several different strange answers and no reason to believe that this got through)
US would make it 'enormously difficult' for Hamas to govern
No, it wouldn't. Depriving Hamas of its rightful funding as well as its own tax money only strengthens the ofreign contributors in Iran and elsewhere who, like many of the American Jews who support Israel, are attracted by precisely the most lurid and hard-line kind of talk. Just like Israel built up Hamas to keep the image of the wild-eyed religious Muslim in the foprefront of everyone's minds, so too now they are guarding against any moderation on the part of their little golem. All this talk about negotiation and rethinking priorities from Hamas leaders who are supposed to be bombers gives Israel a stomachache. If anyone was really serious about democracy and progress in Palestine they'd have super-funded the deprived PFLP, which is secular and much more moderate than Hamas, but unable to put together the community apparatus Fatah and Hamas depend on for their support.
Besides, Hamas' support comes from Israel being inhumanly cruel bastards -- given this, is there any cruelty that can damage support using such cruelty as fuel? Wouldn't it be more logical that relaxing Israeli race hate and depriving Hamas of their reason for being would be more effective?
"I got a record coming up ... Maybe I should thank him," Rock told the AP in an interview Wednesday.
Wasn't he dating Pamela for a while?
I guess neither guy will be asked to live in Ave Maria, FLA.
peeance, freeance, and democracy
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm peeance.
Beri Berenson
When Pee Wee Herman was caught playing with himself in a theater THAT was disgraceful.
Wasn't it a porn theatre?
footloose
No, it was Carnegie Hall. Of course it was a porn theatre!
Now I'm gonna look at BETTIE PAGE.
Woo hoo!!!!
Woo hoo indeed!!
"Condi has a MUCH nicer ass than Laura!"
Terry C,
In that picture that was on the front page of the NY Times yesterday, you could see Condi's bellybutton. It's an innie.
http://antiwar.com/justin/?artic...?
articleid=8628
A Fearful Master
We're fighting for "freedom" in Iraq – but certain Web sites are off limits to U.S. soldiers
by Justin Raimondo
(snip> The fear factor works both ways: the present administration has spent a great deal of time and energy on scaring us half to death with tales of imminent terrorist attacks – especially around election time – but they, in turn, stand in fear of their own subjects, particularly the ones in uniform. That is why the Pentagon is now censoring the Internet, declaring certain Web sites – including those of some major news organizations – off limits to military personnel. Check out this e-mail from a U.S. soldier in Iraq (via Wonkette):
"Just to let you know, the US Marines have blocked access to 'Wonkette' along with numerous other sites such as personal email (i.e. Yahoo, AT&T, Hotmail, etc), blogs that don't agree with the government point of view, personal websites, and some news organizations. This has taken effect as of the beginning of February. I have no problem with them blocking porn sites (after all it is a government network), but cutting off access to our email and possibly-not-toeing-the-government-line websites is a bit much."
Not sure if this has been brought up here, but, damn, it's pretty amazing. And, again, fits in with good ol' Rummy's fits about the media, DOD's efforts to plan stories, and the need of this maladministration to CONTROL everything and everyone it can.
Wow. Cutting off email. Click to read the rest.
Wasn't Creed all about mainstreaming Christian rock with very thinly disguised Gospel references? Apparently took the Magdalene part quite seriously...
Boys: Nathalie Portman is hosting SLN tonight!
Ahh, memories of the Naked and Petrified trolls on slashdot so many moons ago.
.
Who's playing Bettie Page? Marilyn Manson's wife?
It's an innie.
Only here would someone talk about Condi's belly button.
Natalie Portman is hosting SLN tonight!
James Wolcott ***ADORED*** V for Vendetta.
Our soldiers have no right to free speech or information, they are merely death-bots for Rummy.
,i>Don't think that was Falwell. I'm getting flashbacks to Jimmy Swaggart.
Buckeye,
It was Swaggert.
I think Falwell's major sin is gluttony. He's so oleaginous that it fairly oozes out of his pores. He's shiny from all the fat he eats.
James Wolcott ***ADORED*** V for Vendetta.
kei & yuri
really? I was suspicious after Matrix 2 and 3
Man, my head's still reeling after reading the whole "Frist threatens to re-structure the Senate Intel Committee" ordeal. I feel like I have to do something to rally the troops (after all, Frist is one of my asshat GOP Senators), but I'm so goddamned angry, I don't know where to start.
.
Boys: Nathalie Portman is hosting SLN tonight!
Plum P | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 1:48 pm | #
Totally don't get her.
Sarah Silverman, sure.
Nathalie?
Baffling......
He's so oleaginous that it fairly oozes out of his pores. He's shiny from all the fat he eats.
Tena
EEEW EEEW EEEW
He's so oleaginous that it fairly oozes out of his pores. He's shiny from all the fat he eats.
Now that's a mental picture I could have happily lived without.
A Fearful Master
We're fighting for "freedom" in Iraq – but certain Web sites are off limits to U.S. soldiers
As a soldier once said, "the job of the US Army is to defend democracy not practice it."
.
Who's playing Bettie Page? Marilyn Manson's wife?
Plum P | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 1:54 pm | #
I believe it's Gretchen Moll.
James Wolcott ***ADORED*** V for Vendetta.
It's the SEQUELS you need to fear for.
Anyone have any tips on dealing with damp? The way my house is laid out, I'm obliged to put my bookcases against outside walls, which is causing some problems....
Falwell is HUGE, isn't he?
The face of evil...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima...e:
RalphReed.jpg
A mix of Howdy Doody and Damien Thorne from the Omen.
Some other tidbits from Wikipedia...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Ral...The_triumvirate
The triumvirate
In 1981, Reed moved to Washington, D.C. to intern for Jack Abramoff, the newly-elected Chairman of the College Republican National Committee (CRNC) and later the central figure in the Indian gaming and Congressional bribery scandal that would cause problems for Reed's campaign for Lieutenant Governor.
At the CRNC, Abramoff, Norquist and Reed formed what was known as the "Abramoff-Norquist-Reed triumvirate." Upon Abramoff's election, the trio purged "dissidents" and re-wrote the CRNC's bylaws to consolidate their control over the organization. Reed was the "hatchet man" and "carried out Abramoff-Norquist orders with ruthless efficiency, not bothering to hide his fingerprints." Abramoff promoted Reed in 1983, appointing him to succeed Norquist as Executive Director of the CRNC. (Nina J. Easton, Gang of Five: Leaders at the Center of the Conservative Crusade, page 143)
Reed roomed with Abramoff in Washington, D.C. and later introduced him to his wife. Reed participated in the weddings of both Abramoff and Norquist. Norquist would later serve as President of Americans for Tax Reform, an anti-tax group that would serve as a fundraising conduit in the Indian gaming scandal.
Election-rigging allegations
In the spring of 1983, Reed was accused of rigging the election of ally Sam Harbren as his successor as president of the College Republicans at the University of Georgia. Lee Culpepper wrote to the College Republican National Committee calling the election a sham. The CRNC investigated the matter, reprimanded Reed and ordered a new election. However, in the meantime, Culpepper "led an angry exodus" out of the UGA College Republicans and into a newly formed Young Republicans of Clarke County club. Harben admitted later, "We ran a dirty election." (Nina J. Easton, Gang of Five, page 129-130)
really? I was suspicious after Matrix 2 and 3
Plum P | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 1:56 pm |
SILENCE!
READING!
Phila, would a de-humidifier help?
Wasn't Creed all about mainstreaming Christian rock with very thinly disguised Gospel references? Apparently took the Magdalene part quite seriously...
kei & yuri
Stapp is a real wanker.
I think Falwell's major sin is gluttony. He's so oleaginous that it fairly oozes out of his pores. He's shiny from all the fat he eats.
Tena | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 1:56 pm
He does indeed remind the observant individual of Jabba the Hutt. With less morals.
It's ALWAYS a good time to enjoy this account of Scott Stapp getting punk'd, but even more appropriate when someone else mentions him.
It's an innie.
Only here would someone talk about Condi's belly button.
pie |
Oh!! Her belly button!!
Okay, that clears up my confusion.
No, it wouldn't. Depriving Hamas of its rightful funding as well as its own tax
money only strengthens the ofreign contributors in Iran and elsewhere who, like
many of the American Jews who support Israel, are attracted by precisely the
most lurid and hard-line kind of talk. Just like Israel built up Hamas to keep the
image of the wild-eyed religious Muslim in the foprefront of everyone's minds,
so too now they are guarding against any moderation on the part of their little
golem. All this talk about negotiation and rethinking priorities from Hamas
leaders who are supposed to be bombers gives Israel a stomachache. If anyone
was really serious about democracy and progress in Palestine they'd have
super-funded the deprived PFLP, which is secular and much more moderate than
Hamas, but unable to put together the community apparatus Fatah and Hamas
depend on for their support.
Besides, Hamas' support comes from Israel being inhumanly cruel bastards --
given this, is there any cruelty that can damage support using such cruelty as
fuel? Wouldn't it be more logical that relaxing Israeli race hate and depriving
Hamas of their reason for being would be more effective?
kei & yuri | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 1:52 pm | #
You know, I've tried to give you
guys the benefit of the doubt.
But if this rant is for real....
A mix of Howdy Doody and Damien Thorne from the Omen.
Exactly. He looks homosexually too-clean, and his smile -- especially on the Time "Right Hand of God" cover -- is deeply creepy.
I think Falwell's major sin is gluttony. He's so oleaginous that it fairly oozes out of his pores. He's shiny from all the fat he eats.
Good, descriptive writing can be uncomfortable to read.
Wow. Cutting off email. Click to read the rest.
jawbone | 03.04.06 - 1:54 pm
Back...back in the U.S.S.R...
The pisser is, why do we need Jack'moff and Reed to stop a POS bill like that one? I like playing the OZ Lotto online, thenkyouveddymuch.
In that picture that was on the front page of the NY Times yesterday, you could see Condi's bellybutton.
Ewwwww!
The thing about W taking his act on the international stage is that it reads like a bad broadway play - people throw tomatoes & rotten fruit no matter to which country he goes.
Notice how the chicken shit lightly touched Pakistan, similar to his quickie visit to Iraq before the election.
No, it was Carnegie Hall. Of course it was a porn theatre!
Dr. Wu
When Pee Wee Herman was caught playing with himself in a theater THAT was disgraceful. Why has the word "disgraced" be so universally applied to Abramoff. Isn't there a better more appropriate word to explain his status?
.
Agent Orange
Notice it didn't say porn theatre. It would be disgraceful if Peewee was caught while watching Harry Potter or something but not at raincoats r us.
Wasn't it a porn theatre?
footloose
No, it was Carnegie Hall. Of course it was a porn theatre!
Dr. Wu
now do "who's on first" !
If Hamas takes money from taxes, the US, etc, and also from extremists in Iran and other Muslim countries, and the non-extremist sources of funding are shut off, does this strengthen or weaken the hand of the extremists influencing Hamas?
Meanwhile, Bush attempts his X-ray vision once again...
rorschach
What the hell is that that KindaSleazy has wrapped around her?
As Busho brings freedom to the rest of the world, ours must shrink, because there's only so much freedom to go around. and why do cannon fodder need freedom anyway? If they are ever made fully aware of the way they've been fucked over, the consequences would be...peace. No good.
Just because our soldiers are fighting for freedom, that doesn't mean they get to have their own freedom. Ya know?
Goddamn sons of bitches.
ClickClack! give me my motherfucking country back
Notice it didn't say porn theatre. It would be disgraceful if Peewee was caught while watching Harry Potter or something but not at raincoats r us.
footloose
So you know for a fact it WASN'T raining that day?
.
I guess he's a flim-flam man.
It would be a welcome development if an economy could be generated in Palestine, so that the people
weren't merely wards of the wider world,
Phila, would a de-humidifier help?
pie
That's what I've been doing, but the problem is that it's pricey to run (and noisy!). Also, it can apparently suck damp out of the walls, which wicks through books.
It's weird...I lived through NYC summers a-plenty without having this problem...basically, it's just making certain dustjackets ripple. Not the end of the world, but kind of a drag (especially on ones I want to sell)...
The thing about W taking his act on the international stage is that it reads like a bad broadway play - people throw tomatoes & rotten fruit no matter to which country he goes.
Every speech he does inadvertantly becomes some variation on "Waiting for Godot" blended with "The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Somebody on an earlier thread said
that Condi's not unattractive --
it's just that her evilness
makes her so.
I concur.
If she wasn't such a hideous
villainess, she actually is kinda
cute. As an older guy, I regret
that she is so spiritually ugly.
I'm not sure if I'm willing to make
the same exemption for Coulter and
Malkin, however.
It would be a welcome development if an economy could be generated in Palestine, so that the people
weren't merely wards of the wider world,
plantsman | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 2:03 pm |
In Joe Sacco's Palestine, there is a scene documenting Palestinan-grown tomatoes packaged in boxes stamped "Made in Israel." The best jobs in Palestine are in the Israeli service industry.
Fuck South Dakota
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...0306.DTL&
nl=fix
I'm not sure if I'm willing to make
the same exemption for Coulter and
Malkin, however.
I won't get sucked into this stuff too much, except to say that Ann Coulter is more than spiritually ugly. She's also visibly mentally disturbed. There's something seriously wrong with her eyes, just for starters.
It would be disgraceful if Peewee was caught while watching Harry Potter or something but not at raincoats r us.
and so true.
I won't get sucked into this stuff too much, except to say that Ann Coulter is more than spiritually ugly. She's also visibly mentally disturbed. There's something seriously wrong with her eyes, just for starters.
Oh dear god, yes. *Shudder*
So you know for a fact it WASN'T raining that day?
.
Agent Orange
It's just that I love Paul Reubens and like many adults I accept that he took matters of a private nature into his own hands at a place well known to accomodate adult practices.
What Abramoff did was based on greed.
DOUCHEBAG!
Domino's Pizza founder Thomas S. Monaghan, who is helping to bankroll the birth of a Florida town and university, backtracked Friday from comments that he'd like the community to be governed by strict Roman Catholic principles.
His ideas about barring pornography and birth control, he said, apply only to the Catholic university.
"There are a lot of misconceptions," Monaghan said Friday.
Both the town of Ave Maria and its Ave Maria University, the first Catholic university to be built in the United States in four decades, are set to open next year about 25 miles east of Naples in southwest Florida.
Monaghan's comments Friday contrasted with statements he made last year to a Catholic men's group in Boston that pornographic magazines won't be sold in town, pharmacies won't carry condoms or birth control pills, and cable television will carry no X-rated channels.
"I would say I just misspoke," Monaghan said Friday in an interview with The Associated Press. "The town will be open to anybody."
Monaghan had declined to comment earlier in the week, while his attorneys were reviewing legal issues surrounding his original ideas.
The American Civil Liberties Union of Florida had said it would sue if the proposals were instituted. Florida Attorney General Charlie Crist said he saw nothing in Monaghan's proposals that violated state law.
The town is being developed through a 50-50 partnership with the Barron Collier Co., an agricultural and real estate firm. Barron Collier and Monaghan will control all commercial real estate.
The town will not allow adult bookstores or topless clubs. However, it will merely suggest, not prohibit, businesses from selling adult magazines or contraceptives.
"We are not going to censor any of that information, but in deference to Ave Maria University, we are going to request that they not sell that merchandise but we are not restricting," said Barron Collier chief executive Paul Marinelli.
"The misconception we're trying to clarify is that this is not going to be a strictly Catholic town. ... I think it would be boring if in fact it was all Catholic," Marinelli said.
He said the town would welcome "synagogues as well as Baptist churches."
Barron Collier executive Blake Gable said homosexuals will be welcome despite the church's belief that homosexuality is a sin.
Also contrary to Monaghan's earlier statements, the town will not restrict cable television programming.
Marinelli said the town, expected to attract 25,000 residents, will offer affordable and extravagant housing, including seven different communities for groups from seniors to young families.
"We're just trying to create an environment where children will be safe on the streets, where they can ride their bikes and play ball in the park," he said. "We're truly just trying to create a town with traditional values."
Bush says "no" to giving Pakistan nuclear deal
1 hour, 17 minutes ago
ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - U.S. President George W. Bush told Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf on Saturday he opposed giving Pakistan the same kind of nuclear agreement just reached with arch rival India.
Ralphie sure do got a purty mouth.
He picked the right place to put it.
In America's limp dick.
What Abramoff did was based on greed.
footloose | 03.04.06 - 2:09 pm | #
Pee Wee may -- I emphasize MAY --
be a pedophile. Not just an idiot
jerkoff.....
gotta vent
it is important to remember that president bush was only warned that the levees might be "topped". they had a contingency plan in place. several people were going to go down to the levees with cups and they were going to drink the water that sloshed over the top, safely urinating out the water later in the day. why the liberal meteorologist thought this was a very very grave concern is a mystery to me.
snark free- you won't be able to *top* this one as the most pathetic bit of spin ever. i've seen at least ten wind bags reach for this and not get called out. even after howard dean stuffed it back at norah. "topping washes out the levees. topping is breaching". we were only warned that the levees might be topped a little but that's it. that’s the argument, right? nostradamas himself could not have made the connection. it was a very very grave concern that some water would go over the top? i'm getting a headache that only goes away when i put the iron pot on my head. i think it is clear to say that anyone caught using this is a partisan. call atlmouse.
thank you
U.S. President George W. Bush told Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf on Saturday he opposed giving Pakistan the same kind of nuclear agreement just reached with arch rival India.
Plum P
See, we likes ya, but not that much.
"We're just trying to create an environment where children will be safe on the streets, where they can ride their bikes and play ball in the park," he said.
Cuz we KNOW that NO Catholics are pedophiles
Yep, that whole Dominos pizza thing
isn't a cult.
Not even close......
Pee Wee may -- I emphasize MAY --
be a pedophile. Not just an idiot
jerkoff.....
steve simels
Pee Wee's not a pedophile.
He was wanking off in a gay porn theater.
"We're just trying to create an environment where children will be safe on the streets, where they can ride their bikes and play ball in the park," he said. "We're truly just trying to create a town with traditional values."
I wonder how many families of African decsent will be allowed to inhabit this version of gilead?
.
For those of you who care, salmon tamales are made even nicer when you add a little orange-pomegranate salsa....
Yep, that whole Dominos pizza thing
isn't a cult.
Not even close......
steve simels
That "pizza" sucks anyway.
Pee Wee may -- I emphasize MAY --
be a pedophile. Not just an idiot
jerkoff.....
steve simels
What! I have never heard that. You mean like what's his name from the WHO getting caught or that dude Gary Glitter? SHIT!
Pee Wee's not a pedophile.
He was wanking off in a gay porn theater.
Terry C, Coldplayer | 03.04.06 - 2:13 pm | #
He's been busted since then for
kiddy porn.
Not saying he's guilty, but it's
a seperate issue....
Per the ugly stick sub-thread...
and employing rethuglican thought patterning, do ugly people beget ugly economic data?
Discuss.
http://www.bopnews.com/archives/
...06075.html#6075
There's something seriously wrong with her eyes, just for starters.
She's batshit insane.
Or else she's a meth addict.
I wonder how many families of African decsent will be allowed to inhabit this version of gilead?
You MUST be kidding!
Monaghan is trying what Ned Flanders said.
A place that doesn't exist except in the imaginations of Repugs.
What Tommy Boy going to do? Say you can't live there unless you're Catholic?
Ain't that kind of thing against the law?
What! I have never heard that. You mean like what's his name from the WHO getting caught or that dude Gary Glitter? SHIT!
footloose
That Pete Townshend thing was bullshit, IMO.
What! I have never heard that. You mean like what's his name from the WHO
getting caught or that dude Gary Glitter? SHIT!
footloose | 03.04.06 - 2:14 pm | #
Yeah.
Same deal.
I hope to god neither Pee Wee or
Pete are guilty.
Gary Glitter apparently is.
In fact, he was convicted today.
For those of you who care, salmon tamales are made even nicer when you add a little orange-pomegranate salsa....
Allright, that's it. Time to eat the biscuits and gravy...before GWPDA forces me to don the drool cup.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
.
She's batshit insane.
Or else she's a meth addict.
Tena
Or both.
He's been busted since then for
kiddy porn.
Not saying he's guilty, but it's
a seperate issue....
steve simels
He got off because that declared kitsch, not kiddie porn.
Want to be really disappointed?
Apparently Arthur C. Clarke
(yeah, him) is a major pedophile.
That's why he hasn't lived in
England for decades.
It's easier to diddle little kids
in the third world.......
Pete Townsend got off because that was research for a book he was writing about being molested as a kid.
And people knew for years he had been working on a book and what it was about.
I wonder how many families of African decsent will be allowed to inhabit this version of gilead?
oh hahahaha!!
You're so funny.
There's something seriously wrong with her eyes, just for starters.
Speaking of something wrong with eyes, check out this image of Chimpy on the FOXNews homepage. The guy can't even wink without looking like an imbecile.
http://www.foxnews.com/
.
He's been busted since then for
kiddy porn.
Not saying he's guilty, but it's
a seperate issue....
steve simels
Well,there goes my day dammit!
That Pete Townshend thing was bullshit, IMO.
Phila | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 2:16 pm | #
I think so too.
But I'm a fan.
That "pizza" sucks anyway.
It's probably got saltpeter in it.
Or both.
Phila
Ok. I can go with that.
I hope to god neither Pee Wee or
Pete are guilty.
I was creeped out by the Townshend thing. IMO, it was an example of how you can get railroaded by the authorities for going to the wrong websites. I think his explanation is reasonable, and is in line with the charity work he's done in that area. Change "pedophile site" to "terrorist site" and what happened to him could happen to almost anybody.
And I'm speaking as a guy who thinks he's one of the most pathologically dishonest celebrities on earth.
He's been busted since then for
kiddy porn.
Apparently he collects "vintage" porn, that is, porn from the past. Some of the pictures were older postcards, etc, of teens. IIRC.
"The misconception we're trying to clarify is that this is not going to be a strictly Catholic town. ... I think it would be boring if in fact it was all Catholic," Marinelli said.
It's also against the law.
The Arthur C. Clarke thing has been debunked too.
I think it would be boring if in fact it was all Catholic
No shit....
And I'm speaking as a guy who thinks he's one of the most pathologically dishonest celebrities on earth.
Phila
You're a pathologically dishonest celebrity?
It's easier to diddle little kids
in the third world.......
steve simels
Unless you're Gary Glitter.
That "pizza" sucks anyway.
It's probably got saltpeter in it.
Richard
Nah - that would improve the taste.
Apparently he collects "vintage" porn, that is, porn from the past. Some of the pictures were older postcards, etc, of teens. IIRC.
Thers
That's how I remember it, too. Basically a gay retro geek thing...big deal.
I'll bet dollars to donuts there are people in BushCo with far worse pedophiliac material, including snuff films. I'd bet the farm on it.
You're a pathologically dishonest celebrity?
Tena
I guess I must! The unconscious speaks through accidents, they say...
Gut feeling?
Pete Townshend isn't.
Pee Wee is.
Regardless,
I have problems with the legal
issues.
But . . . but . . . but Reed loves Jesus! And horses! And America too!
And he's so boyishly charming!
I feel better now. Not much, but a little. sniff.
And I'm speaking as a guy who thinks he's one of the most pathologically dishonest celebrities on earth.
Damn!! that is some rarified air!
Not that I dissagree.
.
That's how I remember it, too. Basically a gay retro geek thing...big deal.
I'll bet dollars to donuts there are people in BushCo with far worse pedophiliac material, including snuff films. I'd bet the farm on it.
Phila
You know.
Who the hell was Pee Wee hurting?
Gut feeling?
Pete Townshend isn't.
Pee Wee is.
Regardless,
I have problems with the legal
issues.
steve simels |
Thaat was short lived.
Pennsylvania Post:
Want to say something about Pa. politics. Pa. is a swing state where the Repubs are highly organized & the Democratic Party exists only on paper.
One ex. Recently, there's been somewhat of a taxpayer revolt over state legislators' self written pay raises (Repubs control both houses); the past election, which only had 3 judges running, the 2 repub judges won (former Repub governor Ridge, under the radar, went to the Repub sections of the state urging their reelection) while the lone Democrat judge lost.
Presently, we have former Congressman Hoeffel (ran against Senator Spector & lost) seeking the Lt. Governor's office. Hoeffel is fairly liberal &, with our support, with more exposure should win a senate or governorship in the future. I urge Pa. residents to support Hoeffel. He has a history of not doing well in an election the 1st time (he didn't run a particularly good campaign vs. Spector) but then learning from his loss & winning the next time. He's remained politically active since the loss. Also, if things go well in 06, we should pick up 3-4 congressional seats. The Repubs gerrymandered Pa. districts almost as badly as what occurred in Texas.
But . . . but . . . but Reed loves Jesus! And horses! And America too!
And he's so boyishly charming!
Right-Wing Imbecile
Ralph Reed probably FUCKS horses.
And I'm speaking as a guy who thinks he's one of the most pathologically
dishonest celebrities on earth.
Phila | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 2:20 pm | #
Pete Townshend?
Really?
Why?
I'm not getting you....
Gut feeling?
Pete Townshend isn't.
Pee Wee is.
If by "is," you mean "likes to look at pictures of naked teens," I believe it. If you mean "fucks kids," I really doubt it.
But he LOVES the horses he fucks!
And he's so boyishly charming!
I liked Ralph Reed on the "Brady Bunch". Too bad he's gone right-wing whackjob.
AIRPORT on TMC right now.
Good lord...has anybody ever been
more gorgeous than Jacki Bisset?
It's easier to diddle little kids
in the third world.......
steve simels
Wasn't that rumor debunked here a few weeks ago. He has some kind of medical condition or something and so lives in Thailand where he can get treated. I forget just what, but at the time it sounded reasonable.
"We're just trying to create an environment where children will be safe on the streets, where they can ride their bikes and play ball in the park," he said.
'Zat remind anyone else of the ending of Arlington Road?
Good news for us in Georgia, and likely the country since the ass has Presidential aspirations. Now leave our state you sawed off little tool.
The guy can't even wink without looking like an imbecile.
http://www.foxnews.com/
.
Agent Orange
He always looks like a retard!
Wasn't that rumor debunked here a few weeks ago. He has some kind of
medical condition or something and so lives in Thailand where he can get
treated. I forget just what, but at the time it sounded reasonable.
ql in ny | 03.04.06 - 2:27 pm | #
If true, I'm glad.
Great writer. Wouldn't like to know
he's a bad guy.
AIRPORT on TMC right now.
What? yer not watching Carnosaur3: Primal Species?
.
I liked Ralph Reed on the "Brady Bunch". Too bad he's gone right-wing whackjob.
Christy
Why?
I'm not getting you....
steve simels
Partially from reading Dave Marsh's book on the Who, partially listening to him reinvent his spiel on the "Lifehouse" project to make it seem like he was thinking about the Internet, partially the things he's said in interviews over the years, and partially certain lyrics that don't ring true on any level.
Come to think of it, I guess that makes "It's clear to all my friends that I habitually lie" sort of a Cretan paradox...
U.S. President George W. Bush told Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf on Saturday he opposed giving Pakistan the same kind of nuclear agreement just reached with arch rival India.
That explains why Musharraf just barely avoided his strong urge to slap Georgie-boy...
What? yer not watching Carnosaur3: Primal Species?
I seem to recall I'm Tivoing "Mythbusters" at the moment.
SciFi really seems to blow tonight as far as badfilms go. O'course, "Dr. Strangelove" is on later.
I am not a homosexual. A crook, sure, but not a homosexual, like Mike Brady.
If by "is," you mean "likes to look at pictures of naked teens," I believe it. If
you mean "fucks kids," I really doubt it.
Phila | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 2:26 pm | #
Just a feeling.
Obviously, I could be wrong.
And hope I am.
But I get a serious Michael Jackson
vibe from Pee Wee.
But I get a serious Michael Jackson
vibe from Pee Wee.
steve simels
Well, you could be right, God knows. And I sure don't want to come across as one of these people who says "Oh, that's not possible," since they're as big a problem for victims as the molesters themselves are.
Good lord...has anybody ever been
more gorgeous than Jacki Bisset?
steve simels
No.
Come to think of it, I guess that makes "It's clear to all my friends that I
habitually lie" sort of a Cretan paradox...
Phila | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 2:31 pm | #
What can I tell you.
Obviously, Pete's as full of shit
as any other tortured artist.
Love his work, however......
Tena, if you are there, please e-mail me. Thanks.
has anybody ever been
more gorgeous than Jacki Bisset?
Audrey Hepburn.
But I get a serious Michael Jackson
vibe from Pee Wee.
OK, but as I remember the specific case, that was pretty much the entire reason for the prosecution, that he makes people uncomfortable. Hard for him to get a fair trial, too. But then, Michael Jackson walked.
Good lord...has anybody ever been
more gorgeous than Jacki Bisset?
steve simels
No.
she's like a female me....
Good lord...has anybody ever been
more gorgeous than Jacki Bisset?
steve simels
No.
Tena | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 2:34 pm | #
BTW -- I meant "excepting you."
Obviously, Pete's as full of shit
as any other tortured artist.
Love his work, however......
steve simels
Sure...dishonest people can make great music or any other kind of art. I'm just saying, I think he's innocent on this one despite my mistrust of him.
But again, what do I know?
steve - ran across this site www.retroradar.com in a review of the new DVD of Betty Grable's Pin-Up Girl and thought it would be right up your alley.
Isabel Corey
Audrey Hepburn.
rorschach
In "Sabrina."
The pharmacist i deal with has several cartoons and jokes under glass at his cash register. i think that he probably voted for the Chimp, at least in 2000. Today he has two blown-up (about twice orginal newspaper size) Cheney hunting accident cartoons.
steve - ran across this site www.retroradar.com in a review of the new DVD of
Betty Grable's Pin-Up Girl and thought it would be right up your alley.
JeffCO | 03.04.06 - 2:37 pm | #
Hubba hubba.
Thanks, pal!
The guy can't even wink without looking like an imbecile.
http://www.foxnews.com/
.
Agent Orange
Looks like he really put his back into that one.
Or he's about to paddle his ol' buddy Mooshie...
Good lord...has anybody ever been
more gorgeous than Jacki Bisset?
steve simels
She STILL loves good.
Damn good!
Every speech he does inadvertantly becomes some variation on "Waiting for Godot" blended with "The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
hmm gary condit anyone?
also, id hate to think arthur c. clarke is a pedophile. i used to enjoy his sf
But again, what do I know?
Phila | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 2:37 pm | #
Ditto.
has anybody ever been
more gorgeous than Jacki Bisset?
Audrey Hepburn.
Rita Hayworth in Gilda.
Not that Jacqueline is anything to sneeze at, even now.
Those fuckers lied! It's not that cold outside.
Audrey Hepburn was too skinny. Women should be warm and soft. Not hard and angular.
BTW --
Anybody see the TODAY SHOW
on Friday?
Apparently, Gary Hart was on
....advocating IMPEACHMENT!
Or so my mom told me......
What? yer not watching Carnosaur3: Primal Species?
Scott Valentine, NOOOOOO!
speaking of partying like dinosaurs...
Audrey Hepburn was too skinny. Women should be warm and soft. Not hard and angular.
ql in ny
Katherine Hepburn was hard and angular, not Audrey, though.
What? yer not watching Carnosaur3: Primal Species?
I, uh, am.
Oy.
BTW -- I meant "excepting you."
steve simels
you're crazy - but that's why I love you. Well, one reason anyway.
Audrey Hepburn was too skinny. Women should be warm and soft. Not hard and
angular.
ql in ny | 03.04.06 - 2:41 pm | #
You're every woman in the world to
me, kiddo.
Those fuckers lied! It's not that cold outside.
Kate o'bierne say that weather persons are not to be trusted!
.
As a teenager in the late sixties, Audrey hepburn was my ideal woman. I don't think anyone has ever been more beautiful than her. Don't tell Mrs Toonscribe.
speaking of partying like dinosaurs...
watertiger
My photo has been spurned by cuteoverload, by the way.
Alas...
speaking of partying like dinosaurs...
watertiger
the laura figurine looks so lifelike.
Good morning, loony bats. How are all of my favorite people today?
I'm not gonna go see ULTRAVIOLET --
that's why God invented cable --
but that Milla Jovavich sure is
purty.
Women should be warm and soft. Not hard and angular.
like Ann'Thrax Coulter?
....
Oh, wait. You said "women". My bad.
hey mena!
Good morning, loony bats. How are all of my favorite people today?
Good. VERY good.
"she's like a female me...."
One of my favorite Simpsonisms is Mr Burns'
Why you're like some sort of female madman!!
Just thought you'd all like to know that.
The reason for my off topic driveby is that I just got an email from John Kerry's organization, they now refer to themselves as "the johnkerry.com community". Struck me as funny.
The female me is a pre-surgery Roseanne.
sigh
Good morning, loony bats. How are all of my favorite people today?
mena | 03.04.06 - 2:44 pm | #
Swear to god -- haven't talked to
the Little Sociopath(TM) since
Thursday!!!!
Really!!!!!!!!!!
i dont see coulter as attractive at all. the right wingers drool over her--too me its just more evidence that they are all batshit.
Ooo! Minotaur has Tony Todd in it!
Awesome!
Good morning, loony bats. How are all of my favorite people today?
Good. VERY good.
Eli
You boys and your toys.
My photo has been spurned by cuteoverload, by the way.
What are they, mad?!?! The nerve!
Kate o'bierne say that weather persons are not to be trusted!
UNE: if there were an award for lamest bush apologist of the year, I think she locked up the '06 trophy in February.
You boys and your toys.
Could be worse.
Want to say something about Pa. politics. Pa. is a swing state where the Repubs are highly organized & the Democratic Party exists only on paper.
Texas isn't a swing state but otherwise that sounds just like it here.
I am so fucking pissed at the Democrats. We have a primary next week. There are Repug signs everywhere. I told a Democratic campaign for the House they could put a large sign for the candidate in my yard. They never fucking showed up.
I don't know what the fucking hell is going on, but I'm really pissed and convinced we're going to fall on our fucking faces again.
Ooo! Minotaur has Tony Todd in it!
Awesome!
Eli | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 2:46 pm | #
Occasionally hangs out at my
watering hole.
Bought him a drink once.
that Milla Jovavich sure is
purty
One of the things that makes "The Fifth Element" great.
"Leloo Dallas MOOLTI-pass!"
Oops - sorry.
I fucked up the tags.
What are they, mad?!?! The nerve!
watertiger
I'll give 'em a little while longer, but then I'm calling in the lawyers!
the johnkerry.com community
I thought they went downhill after their third album.
Eli - Oooooh......
Could be worse.
that's disturbing.
but that Milla Jovavich sure is
purty.
steve simels
She really is just luscious; but she's dumber than a box of rocks.
Probably won't matter, the movie really stars her midriff.
Eli - Oooooh......
I'm so stoked. I've been waiting a month and a half for this thing. Should be here Tuesday or Wednesday.
Swear to god -- haven't talked to
the Little Sociopath(TM) since
Thursday!!!!
===
How many kisses you think you're gonna get outa me?
Kate o'bierne say that weather persons are not to be trusted!
Fortunately, we don't need a Weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
Hi mena! [waves]
that's disturbing.
Did they *really* have to make the legs look... mule-ly?
And does it have to take those weird mincing pantomime-horse steps?
"i dont see coulter as attractive at all. the right wingers drool over her--too me its just more evidence that they are all batshit."
when she infiltrated the Dem convention, she went on and on about how there were so few "pretty girls like me"; meaning sufficiently feminine, wearing dresses and makeup and high heeled shoes. I thought it was the most desperate scream of "no no I do like boys I do" I had ever seen since Michael Medved referred to Kathleen Turner as his "personal hearthrob," with the most effeminate hand gesture ever made by man or woman.
Probably won't matter, the movie really stars her midriff.
Tena | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 2:49 pm | #
LOL.
I've said it before, but you slay me.
It's easier to diddle little kids
in the third world.......
steve simels
Shush. You weren't supposed let Tena know we were having a thang.
BTW - The plumber left at 10:30 and said he would be right back. He hasn't yet arrived.
And does it have to take those weird mincing pantomime-horse steps?
it's just . . .
disturbing.
It's easier to diddle little kids
in the third world.......
steve simels
Shush. You weren't supposed let Tena know we were having a thang.
Um.
The right-wingers don't drool over her: they say they do because they aren't a real ideology, and they're so used to taking cues from all of us and making poor reproductions of them.
Re: Milla Jovavich
She really is just luscious; but she's dumber than a box of rocks.
How so?
She really is just luscious; but she's dumber than a box of rocks.
Truly? Did you see her in an interview?
One actor who surprised me with how smart he actually is: Tommy Lee Jones. He was quoting Shakespeare and Nietzsche and shit during the interview I saw...
Hi Mena.
Probably won't matter, the movie really stars her midriff.
Absolut Milla.
Tommy Lee Jones. He was quoting Shakespeare and Nietzsche and shit during the interview I saw...
Al Gore's Harvard roomate and he played Woodrow F Call in Lonesome Dove.
His new movie has been tagged as anti-American hasn't it?
Well, I am waithing for my eBay purchases to start showing up. I broke down and registered - I've managed to avoid it for so long. Little pieces of Bauer pottery. Yum!
when she infiltrated the Dem convention, she went on and on about how there
were so few "pretty girls like me"; meaning sufficiently feminine, wearing
dresses and makeup and high heeled shoes. I thought it was the most
desperate scream of "no no I do like boys I do" I had ever seen since Michael
Medved referred to Kathleen Turner as his "personal hearthrob," with the most
effeminate hand gesture ever made by man or woman.
DemByDefault | 03.04.06 - 2:51 pm | #
I hadn't heard that story.
But now I'm convinced:
Coulter is a pre-op tranny.
Gotta be.
BlakNo1, RMJ and all the other Atriotwhovians may be interested in reading this - the NYT has actually interviewed the creator of the new Doctor Who series (on Sci Fi on March 17) about telly, skiffy, and Who. The article itself is called "Sexed-Up British Intelligence", a good analogy for the new series. But you won't find it on the front page. You won't even find it listed in the Arts section's front page online. Email it to friends!
it's just . . .
disturbing.
Have you seen the original video for "Gay Bar"?
Wasn't Milla Jovovich the girl who that one vogue Photographer insisted on shooting when she was under-age and threatened to never work again unless they allowed it?
rorschach - I haven't seen a recorded interview, but I've read a couple.
Tommy Lee Jones is a good actor. I've always believed that a person has to be smart in order to be any good at acting.
He's a product of a very expensive boy's prep school in Dallas.
rorsch,
tommy lee jones was al gore's roommate at Yale.
he's no dummy - he got there through brains, not legacy.
HI, MENA!!!!
He's a product of a very expensive boy's prep school in Dallas.
His family has one of those bigass ranches that boggles my suburban midwestern mind, right?
QL, Tena - we have sun today. It actually looks like spring out there, but I'm not sold yet. Shit's blooming everywhere, though.
One actor who surprised me with how smart he actually is: Tommy Lee Jones. He was quoting Shakespeare and Nietzsche and shit during the interview I saw...
rorschach
Yeah, Will Smith, who thinks a lot of himself a lot of the time, got a bit blown away by the breadth and depth of the things Jones was discussing whilst chillin' on set on "Men In Black"...
Woodrow F Call in Lonesome Dove.
What a character.
His new movie has been tagged as anti-American hasn't it?
DemByDefault
The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada?
Yep, I do believe it has.
Have you seen the original video for "Gay Bar"?
Now THAT's funny!
No, it's disturbing.
Shit's blooming everywhere, though.
Turdblossoms???
Now THAT's funny!
No, it's disturbing.
I haven't made up my mind... but I know what I like.
How many kisses you think you're gonna get outa me?
mena
Harumph. Well if steve is going flirt with all the atriettes, I think I'll just become a repuke and flirt with ralph reed instead.
Ick.
Harumph. Well if steve is going flirt with all the atriettes, I think I'll just become a repuke and flirt with ralph reed instead.
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar...
speaking of actresses with hard to pronounce names, whatever happened to Lolita Davidovitch of Blaze
Would you still love me if I wasn't the fine governor of the great state of Leeziana?
Would you love me if I had small tits and worked in a fishhouse?
Now that's dialogue.
One actor who surprised me with how smart he actually is: Tommy Lee Jones.
I saw his
The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada last weekend - very dark humor and more than a bit of Peckinpah. Enthusiastically recommended.
Pardon me if I've told you this
story before,but ---
I was reduced to basic cable
all last week (which means I
couldn't watch Tweety, Wolfie,
and the rest -- so thank those
of you who posted about them).
Anyway, I was stunned by how
little there is to watch otherwise.
Re-runs of YES DEAR?
The single worst sit-com in
the history of the world?
I've never contemplated suicide
before.....
You boys and your toys.
Could be worse.
Gah, it walks like Ann Coulter...
I think I'll just become a repuke and flirt with ralph reed instead.
Ick.
ql in ny
No!!! Don't do it, you lovely woman!!
Re-runs of YES DEAR?
The single worst sit-com in
the history of the world?
It can't possibly be worse than Perfect Strangers. Feh.
2:52 oy. Obviously the wrong paste. It was supposed to be mena asking how many kisses.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
BTW -- back to AIRPORT on TCM
right now.
Is Burt Lancaster the coolest
guy who ever lived?
Damn, I wish I looked like him!!!!
But now I'm convinced:
==
Oh, I remember that 'pretty girls' comment. It convinced me too. What a desperate and sad figure she is.
QL - DON'T DO IT!! For the love of god, woman.
Hey WT!
I see the dialogue around here is escalating into the snobby stratosphere again.
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar...
Eli
Why am I suddenly craving a mango biscuit...?
Is Burt Lancaster the coolest
guy who ever lived?
Damn, I wish I looked like him!!!!
He's very... zen. Absolutely perfect in Field Of Dreams.
Now THAT's funny!
No, it's disturbing.
Funsturbing.
Re-runs of YES DEAR?
God, whenever I've seen that show I think that I could write for TeeVee if I could just get my foot in the door. But then I'd have to get up, and I'm really tired...
I was reduced to basic cable
all last week (which means I
couldn't watch Tweety, Wolfie,
and the rest -- so thank those
of you who posted about them).
Anyway, I was stunned by how
little there is to watch otherwise.
That's why Goddess invented DVDs and VCRs.
Boehner on Tweety Monday!
Boehner on Tweety Monday!
Boehner on Tweety Monday!
Boehner on Tweety Monday!
Anyway, I was stunned by how
little there is to watch otherwise.
==
You coulda caught up with Friends.
Apparently he collects "vintage" porn, that is, porn from the past. Some of the pictures were older postcards, etc, of teens. IIRC.
Thers
If I remember right, he bought an entire collection of antique erotica at auction. There was some question as to how much of the collection had even been examined.
I see the dialogue around here is escalating into the snobby stratosphere again.
DWD
Kiss my ass!
(Is that better?)
Boehner on Tweety Monday!
Boehner on Tweety Monday!
Boehner on Tweety Monday!
Boehner on Tweety Monday!
Now that's disturbing: All day?
I always come in late for the great Ralph Reed threads! dagnabbit.
Reed's ass has been owned by the AJC. damn good work against that smelly scumbag.
ya'll have seen the book of Ralph, right?
Steve,
I dunno, I kind of gotta go with Rodney Dangerfield here, to paraphrase, If I hadn't been born a boy, I never would have had any toys.
Oh dwd, it's a cold Saturday afternoon, and I've been waiting almost five hours for the plumber. We can have some fun sometimes, can't we?
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar...
Makes me think of "Dead or Alive" the band.
Funsturbing.
I likes it! Funsturbing.
Watching something that's funsturbing is "funsturbating".
God, whenever I've seen that show I think that I could write for TeeVee if I could just get my foot in the door. But then I'd have to get up, and I'm really tired...
I remember eschewing the spring musical at my high school for three years, but finally trying out my senior year in a desperate attempt to prevent the kid who was the lead in Pippin from inflicting himself on the school again.
He didn't even audition, and I ended up with the only significant non-singing part in Mame...
(And I learned how to trigger a facial tic on either side of my face!)
I always come in late for the great Ralph Reed threads! dagnabbit.
I'd say by this time the thread is about as far from Reed as possible.
I can say without hesitation that I never want to see Tweety with a Boner on.
DembyDefault - You know, I don't know, but that makes sense, since he's a big time polo player. He's obviously been around horses all his life.
His new movie has been tagged as anti-American hasn't it?
Only if you think portraying the Border Patrol as a mix of ass-covering yahoos and sadistic xenophobes is anti-American.
What was in Eli's video? I couldn't gert it to work.
(And I learned how to trigger a facial tic on either side of my face!)
that could be as useful as algebra in later life.
What was in Eli's video? I couldn't gert it to work.
Basically a gay Abraham Lincoln music video.
Watching something that's funsturbing is "funsturbating".
That's why they make Kegel exercisers.
Tena- I saw him on Letterman, and he was saying the movie was filmed on his ranch, and it was an hour's drive from his house to the location. Something about owning that much land appeals the Irish peasant deep down in my soul.
What was in Eli's video? I couldn't gert it to work.
mena |
Uh oh!
mena, beware eBay, it's extremely addictive, and dangerous....
Heh. Closing credits of Carnosaur 3 assure us that no dinosaur was harmed or mistreated in the making of the film...
Oh dwd, it's a cold Saturday afternoon, and I've been waiting almost five hours
for the plumber. We can have some fun sometimes, can't we?
ql in ny | 03.04.06 - 3:02 pm | #
Kiddo I haven't
been outside today.
Isn't it warmer than yesterday?
Speaking of the Border Patrol, has anyone else seen the new commercials tht make them out to be North Korean Marines with James Bonds' tech support?
Jovovich can't be that daffy. Remember in The Fifth Element she was speaking some kind of alien language. She became so familiar with it that she could hold complete conversations with the director in it.
His new movie has been tagged as anti-American hasn't it?
Only if you think portraying the Border Patrol as a mix of ass-covering yahoos and sadistic xenophobes is anti-American.
I heard a snippet of a This American Life, a night out with the Minutemen, or whatever those yahoos call themselves. It was both funny and sad.
The irresistible prison appeal of Ralphie's glutes and boyish good looks aside--just imagine the many masturbatory fantasies news of Ralphie's pending incarceration generate in the White Supremacist set, not to mention the black gangs--I have a different question. And no, it's not whether someone should send Ralph a complimentary "soap on a rope."
Haven't the Repugs made the same mistake Johnson made with Vietnam? Haven't they tried to do a war without asking the taxpayers to pay for it? Actually, they've done Johnson one better. They did the war and cut taxes too, mostly for the affluent and with a Republican congress's enthusiastic approval.
I'd say they're in big, big trouble.
.
That's why they make Kegel exercisers.
That will be making an appearance over at Rising Hegemon--After Dark!
I'm just trying to figure out the best way to highlight it.
Rorscach, considering my mood: that is high dugeon (Dammit! I looked the word up and cannot even find it, but I know it is a word meaning lofty!)
Good Afternoon, moonbats.
Heh. Closing credits of Carnosaur 3 assure us that no dinosaur was harmed or mistreated in the making of the film...
Eli
Oh, really? Then why are they extinct, hmmm?
Really, Eli, you are SO gullible.
She became so familiar with it that she could hold complete conversations with the director in it.
"BOOM! Big BADA BOOM!"
Hm. She Creature has Rufus Sewell and Carla Gugino in it?
Not bad!
Not really recognizing anybody else, tho...
i thot it was high dudgeon
Isn't it warmer than yesterday?
It's positively balmy, compared to yesterday.
"BOOM! Big BADA BOOM!"
Multipass!
Main Entry: dudgeon
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
: a fit or state of indignation -- often used in the phrase in high dudgeon
I'm just trying to figure out the best way to highlight it.
Some kind of baby spot?
Something about owning that much land appeals the Irish peasant deep down in my soul.
Just the prospect of getting involved in a generations-long lawsuit over a square foot of bog makes me all quivery inside...
Isn't it warmer than yesterday?
It's positively balmy, compared to yesterday.
As am I.
All I want from Pee Wee is the special edition set of Pee Wee's Playhouse with his commentaries and extras that was supposed to come out last year. The original HBO special that started it is supposed to come out this year.
That was fucking baby talk. Supposedly that is how you sleep with dumb models: come up with matrices that allow them to feel better than you without expending too much effort.
Is dudgeon spelt with another "d"?
BOOM! Big BADA BOOM!"
Pere Ubu
Leelu Dallas Multipass.
Jaundice and Jaundice. Who could ask for more?
My favorite "edit-out" was this phrase, "Her gate displayed sadness as she walked away."
Damn! I nearly shit bricks at that one. In the first place the word is GAIT. And I would never ever use that word as it sounds really, really prissy.
Something about owning that much land appeals the Irish peasant deep down in my soul.
Just the prospect of getting involved in a generations-long lawsuit over a square foot of bog makes me all quivery inside...
Ever see "the field"? I love the husband and wife who haven't spoken in twenty years. I once worked for a couple like that.
One of my uncles actually talked about going to court for "our share" of the three acres of wet rocks my grandfather ran away from in County Mayo. He was crazy and a drunk.
How I miss him.
It's positively balmy, compared to yesterday.
As am I.
Eli
Not having slept, I'm positively barmy, compared to yesterday.
Anybody read the NYMagazine piece
on THE SOPRANOS?
They asked a bunch of writers to
predict the series ending.
Among the predictions:
1) Meadow gets killed. Tony's
worst tragedy.
2) Christopher kills Tony (Oedipal
thing)
3) Carmella kills Tony (obvious)
4) Somebody close to Tony kills AJ
(black comedy)
I vote for Meadow. Devastating on
every level.
And Tony stays alive for the
movie.
This She Creature movie is actually pretty freaky.
Turns out zombie women love singing mermaids.
What was in Eli's video? I couldn't gert it to work.
Basically a gay Abraham Lincoln music video.
Eli
i've actually been lurking for over and hour. there has been quite a salacious convo. going on, but that's just wrong.
any way, congrats on your new camera Eli.
Mrs. I al-J, why do you think I've held back for so long. It's GWPDA's fault, for linking to a vintage COach bag, which I didn't win. Still, I'm looking forward to getting my Bauer in the mail.
K&Y, think it must be a "foreign" phrase as the word DUDGEON is an archaic word referring to a type of wood to make dagger handles from (See, I DID look it up.)
Leeloo Dallas MOOLTI-pass!
Kewl - I found a site listing The Divine Language from "Fifth Element":
http://www.d-maxx.co.uk/language.html
"Vano da, mechtaba ?! Soun domo kala chon hammas !"
I vote for Meadow. Devastating on
every level.
Well, unless you're me.
Heh. Closing credits of Carnosaur 3 assure us that no dinosaur was harmed or mistreated in the making of the film...
I think it was American Werewolf in London that included an "any similarity to persons living, dead or undead is purely coincidental" disclaimer.
Just the prospect of getting involved in a generations-long lawsuit over a square foot of bog makes me all quivery inside...
Thers
Better make that Jarndyce and Jarndyce.
any way, congrats on your new camera Eli.
Thanks. Woohoo!
Now I must strive to take photos worthy of it.
Remember when reading interviews with Milla Jovovich that English is her second or third language. Born in Kiev in 1975 -- mother a Russian actress, father a Serbian physician. Started modeling when she was 9 years old -- photographed by Richard Avedon at that time.
It's positively balmy, compared to yesterday.
As am I.
Eli |
==
No, you're barmy. No, wait, that's me. Nevermind.
Speaking of republican efforts at being sexy, this has to be read to be believed.
I always figure AJ to be the one wind up dead: Stupid little thug.
and where the hell does the name Meadow come from? in an old school catholic family? One of my cousins named her daughter Heather and my grandmother had a stroke. (It's not a saint's name, for you schismatics out there.)
And Tony stays alive for the
movie.
steve simels
Short sighted. Think Star Trek or Godfather.
Leeloo Dallas MOOLTI-pass!
So you Speak English now? Yes, I learn!
Chris Tucker stole that show!
Turns out zombie women love singing mermaids.
Eli
Well, duh!
Congratulations, simels. You've just earned yourself a visit from Fox Security, my friend. Ever vigilant to subversives such as yourself.
Fox Security
Bill O'Reilly's mahdi militia
Chris Tucker stole that show!
"Korben, sweetheart, what was that? IT WAS BAD! It had nothing! NO FIRE! NO ENERGY! NO NOTHING! You know I have a show to run here, you know? Hmm? Hmm? And it must pop, Pop, POP! So tomorrow from five to seven, will you please act like you have more than a two word vocabulary? It must be green, okay? Okay?"
Supergreen!
"Heath" sounds real manly-purty too, till you realize it's the Y-Chromsome version of Heather!
And Tony stays alive for the
movie.
steve simels
Short sighted. Think Star Trek or Godfather.
Al Swearengen | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 3:14 pm | #
Actually, the funniest ending
was James Gandolfini wakes up
in bed with Suzanne Pleshette and
tells her "I just had the most
disturbing dream. I was a gangster
and everybody I loved got killed."
Pleshette says "Go back to sleep,
Bob."
He does....
pan to underneath the bed: Bob
Newhart, wacked.
o tomorrow from five to seven, will you please act like you have more than a two word vocabulary?
Bzzzzt! Bzzzzzzt!
Short sighted. Think Star Trek or Godfather.
Tony gets sucked into the Nexus while smiling with a mouthful of orange peel?
We'll see who has the last laugh...simels or Fox security operations
K&Y, think it must be a "foreign" phrase as the word DUDGEON is an archaic word referring to a type of wood to make dagger handles from (See, I DID look it up.)
DWD
Okay, it's OED time!
1. A kind of wood used by turners, esp. for handles of knives, daggers, etc. Obs.
(According to Gerarde 1597 = boxwood. The same sense has been attributed to dudgin in the following quot. from Holland's Pliny, where however the Latin is obscure, and the English a very rude rendering of it.)
2. The hilt of a dagger, made of this wood: cf. dudgeon-haft in 4. Obs.
Hence dudgeon-dagger, and in later use dudgeon: A dagger with a hilt made of ‘dudgeon’; also, a butcher's steel. arch.
A feeling of anger, resentment, or offence; ill humour. Almost always in phr. in dudgeon, and esp. with qualifying adj., as high, great, deep.
B. attrib. and adj. Resentful, spiteful; ill-humoured. Obs
[Origin unknown; identical in form with prec.; but provisionally separated as having, so far as is known, no connexion of sense. Cf. ENDUGINE.
A conjectural derivation from Welsh dygen malice, resentment, appears to be historically and phonetically baseless.]
Supergreen!
The Vagina curl hairdo, the timing, the "But who cares!" The shoot-out scene with Willis! The performance of a lifetime!
Ever seen anybody in LOW dudgeon?
Ever seen anybody in LOW dudgeon?
Isn't that where they lock up the cows?
Well Heckel and Jeckel broke the pipe between the floors, and every time I run the water, the people downstairs get a flood. We actually had plans for tonight, but I think this is going to be a major operation.
Back to the comment about how some women are too angular and thin, and women should be soft -- an acquaintance who lived in New York long ago dated a thin and bony Social X-Ray type for a while back then but it fizzled. He said sleeping with her was like sleeping with a bicycle.
Maybe we should build a new prison to house all these corrupt, criminal Republicans.
We need one place to incarcerate all these enemies of democracy, so that schoolchildren from all over the world can take field trips to see them. It's the only way that the next generation will truly understand what we do to fascists who try to take over our country.
I heard a snippet of a This American Life, a night out with the Minutemen, or whatever those yahoos call themselves. It was both funny and sad.
DemByDefault
And Toonscribe -
I'd love to find out that Milla is smarter than I am giving her credit for. I happen to think she is one of the most uniquely lovely creatures walking around. I'd rather she be smart - that would make me happy.
Well Heckel and Jeckel broke the pipe between the floors, and every time I run the water, the people downstairs get a flood. We actually had plans for tonight, but I think this is going to be a major operation.
ql in ny
'
Oh shit.
Bummer, QL.
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