I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

GravatarPolitical discourse: here I come.


GravatarPULL!


Gravatardamn.


Gravatargot bit by the "20-second" rule...


GravatarHehey.


GravatarWhat's the best utopian novel you've ever read?


Gravatarwho can it be now?


GravatarStinky finger!


GravatarD'yahrr, I'm... not firstractive.


GravatarOutta here.

'night, batsies.


Gravatar"1984"


GravatarQuack Quack


GravatarPester Frist and Roberts here.

Before Tuesday.

It's important. I know I'm a terrible pest, but calling Frist on this latest power play would be a good thing.

That is all.

I vote for drinking over cleaning, but then that's why even my good marriage hits rough patches sometimes.


GravatarWhat's the best utopian novel you've ever read?


Candide.


Gravatar"Let's complete this mission... and get to our extraction point."

Lorenzo Lamas: Most. Inspirational. Leader. Ever.


Gravatar
Try not to shoot anybody in the face.

-Atrios



D'oh!!!


GravatarEli,

Lorenzo Lamas had me at the bulge of his pants in "Falcon Crest."

Just sayin'.


GravatarLorenzo Lamas?

wht the hells are you watching?


GravatarSpeaking of shooting people in the face, The army is reopening an investigation into the death of Pat Tillman.

Guess Cheney must feel relieved he wasn't in Afghanistan.


GravatarRandomly:

More than 200 columnists and expert commentators have already been recruited for the Guardian's imminent 'Comment is free' project, editor-in-chief Emily Bell told the OPA conference today.

I've had a sneak peek. Think HuffPo, but better.


Gravatarwht the hells are you watching?

Raptor Island on Sci-Fi.

It's an appetizer before the main course, which would be, uh... Raptor.


GravatarYou all are a bunch of deviated preverts!


GravatarLorenzo Lamas had me at the bulge of his pants in "Falcon Crest."

A falcon is a *kind* of a raptor...


Gravatar"What's the best utopian novel you've ever read?"

Terry Southern's "Candy". Magnificent film, as well.


GravatarCan I just say I hate the word "commentator"?

And the word, "pundit"?

Can I just say that I hate those things?

How much comment could a commentator comment if a commentator could comment on tators?


Gravatar"What's the best utopian novel you've ever read?"

Terry Southern's "Candy".

--Heh heh.


GravatarPreemptive Karma says that in the wake of Cunningham, 4 more GOP congressman are in big big trouble.

Including DUNCAN HUNTER and Jerry "Hey Lady" Lewis!


GravatarIt's an appetizer before the main course, which would be, uh... Raptor.
Eli


aha!

i thought SCIFIlivebloggin had started early


Gravatarhttp://dailyrecord.com/apps/pbcs...EWS01/ 603040336

Hey! NJ school in the news, involving BushCo!

Bush 'trial' in Parsippany to skip verdict

School officials shift focus of class project

BY ROB JENNINGS
DAILY RECORD

PARSIPPANY -- The war crimes "trial" of President Bush in a Parsippany High School classroom resumed Friday with one significant change. It really was no longer a trial.

School officials responded to a national uproar by letting the classroom mock tribunal proceed, but decided that the five-teacher "international court of justice" would not render a verdict when closing arguments conclude early next week.

Interim Superintendent James Dwyer said he wanted seniors in teacher Joseph Kyle's advanced placement government and politics class to "focus on the process, not the outcome."

"It's really not a trial. It's more of a forum, a symposium," Dwyer said after emerging from nearly three hours of meetings with school board President Robert Perlett, high school Principal Anthony Sciaino and other officials.


Local politicos got involved, saying it was terrible to discuss Bush's actions in such a manner.


GravatarWhat's the best utopian novel you've ever read?

Candide, also.

Or Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure


GravatarThe glittering event, also dubbed “The Christian Oscars,” was held just days before the 78th Annual Academy Awards in Hollywood and attracted more than 150 celebrities, Hollywood executives, producers, writers, and directors and their guests. The evening began with red carpet media interviews with many of the stars, including Pat Boone and Stephen Collins, as well as many other actors and actresses who were attending the event and who openly shared their faith in Jesus Christ.

…Pat Boone, legendary singing star and actor, received a “Special Lifetime Faith & Values” Crystal Teddy Bear Award for Dedication to Redeeming the Values of the Mass Media of Entertainment. The Crystal Teddy was given to Boone for his “tireless and superior efforts over many years to redeem the values of the mass media and to present the truth of the Gospel of Jesus Christ through the mass media.”


GravatarBlech.


GravatarBlech.


GravatarLorenzo Lamas on his way to see Gallagher.


GravatarSee, T2 agrees with me. "Candide," it is.


Gravatar"CRYSTAL TEDDY BEAR"????


GravatarSee, T2 agrees with me. "Candide," it is.
Vicki


Oh, go tend your gardens.


Gravatar Eli,

Lorenzo Lamas had me at the bulge of his pants in "Falcon Crest."

Just sayin'.
Vicki



One of my brothers best friends is Lorenzo's ex-wife...she starred opposite him in "Renegade".

Yes, yes, I know, "whooped de shit"


GravatarTEN BEST 2005 FILMS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES (Best is first, etc.)
1. PRIDE & PREJUDICE
2. BATMAN BEGINS
3. MILLIONS
4. THE INTERPRETER
5. THE GREAT RAID
6. THE ISLAND
7. THE NINTH DAY
8. CINDERELLA MAN
9. HITCH
10. DOWNFALL


GravatarI'm serious.


GravatarOkay, the thing about Lorenzo Lamas was the chick he played against...she was, or at least appeared as an ethnic, Italian.

Full on fucking gorgeous. And she was EVIL.


Gravatarthat pat boone fololishness was found at amandagon


Gravatarreposted for Echidne of the snakes, and any others.



There used to be many Indian mounds in Ohio, though most of them have been ploughed under. Also the Hocking hills used to be nice before there was so much development there.

Great Serpent Mound pictures

http://www.angelo.edu/faculty/rp.../ IN019SerpM.jpg
http://www.peabody.harvard.edu/ p...rpent_mound.gif
http://nmazca.com/3142857/ serpen...t_mound_map.jpg
http://www.mysteriousworld.com/ C...erpentLarge.jpg


GravatarIn "Falcon Crest."

And, Oh, go tend your gardens.
rorschach, odd fantasist


That's what we do, as a hobby, m'dear.


GravatarCandide.
Vicki

This is Votaire, right?

Melissa bought and old set of his books, maybe 20 of them, circa ~1920? for $200 on Ebay. a couple have a little water damage but for the most part they are like new and unopened.

With the gold on the page edges.

Now, if I ever build that book case...

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GravatarFirst he calls them Arabs, then points out there just a bunch of untrustworthy muslims:

Bush Rules Out a Nuclear Deal With Pakistanis-NYTimes

http://tinyurl.com/z9oq3

President Bush made clear on Saturday that Pakistan should not expect a civilian nuclear agreement like the one with India soon, and he bluntly said the two rivals on the subcontinent could not be compared to each other.
...
"I explained that Pakistan and India are different countries with different needs and different histories," Mr. Bush said at a joint outdoor news conference with Mr. Musharraf on the grounds of the presidential palace, Aiwan-e-Sadr. "So as we proceed forward, our strategy will take in effect those well-known differences."

Before Mr. Bush's remarks, administration officials said General Musharraf had no chance of making such a deal when proliferation and terrorism remained concerns in Pakistan. But it was striking that the president spoke so directly as his host stood at his side.

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Of course this makes sense, but it does underscore the argument against the Dubai ports deal, and makes clear how bogus it was for Bush to accuse its opponents of racism.

Still, he did an amazing job of losing hearts and minds on this trip. And may have triggered a nuclear arms race in south asia to boot.

Heckuva job, Bushie.


GravatarOh, I see Doug is here!

Time to unsnap bra so that breasts can spill out in front of his eyes.


Gravatar150 Christian celebs? That's it?

Can you imagine the snoozefest?


Gravatar"go tne d to your garndens"? is that waht the kidz are calling it now


GravatarStill, he did an amazing job of losing hearts and minds on this trip.

It's what he does. The man has a gift.


Gravatardoug, I like the serpent mound. I might do an embroidery on it one day, so I saved the picture. Did I tell that one of my spider embroideries is in an art show and has a 400 dollar price tag? Maybe I could combine blogging and selling embroideries online.


GravatarWe still have a few Indian burial mounds here in St. Paul.

CIVIC PRIDE, BITCHES!


GravatarTime to unsnap bra so that breasts can spill out in front of his eyes.

Darn, now I'll have a left-right eye twitch the rest of the day.


GravatarWhat's the best utopian novel you've ever read?
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H.G. Wells' The Time Machine.

Right up until that whole morlock thing.


GravatarYou all are a bunch of deviated preverts!
rorschach, odd fantasist

yes?

.


GravatarOkay, I took a shower.

Now what?

(glares balefully at the manila folders on the desk)


GravatarTime to unsnap bra so that breasts can spill out in front of his eyes.

Ow, my eye!


GravatarNo offense, and I've been flamed here before for this comment, but I don't like HG Wells. Can't read him.


GravatarFirst he calls them Arabs, then points out there just a bunch of untrustworthy muslims

I've decided the Bush Administration is a giant political science experiment. After 200 years of vigorous democracy, let's see whether a nation can survive eight straight years of all branches of the government doing every - single - thing - wrong. Without exception. Can such a nation endure?

If so, "democracy" will receive FDA approval and the manufacturer will offer it to the rest of the world.

I can't wait for the "this was only a test" announcement.


GravatarOkay, I took a shower.

Now what?


I kinda liked Vicki's idea...


GravatarEchidne, the indian mounds are even more impressive in person. They are very, very large. One of them near Lancaster Ohio was large enough that even though they'd ploughed under one of them for a football field, the rest of them still surround it.


Gravatar“The Christian Oscars,”

The Crosscars.


Gravatar Okay, I took a shower.

Now what?


uh...nevermind.


Gravatarit migh sound 'classist' but there is a reason why rugby crowds don' not have the same agressiveness attached.

football developed as a working class game

rugby came from the middle classes and public schools.

clearly both had a factor on the type of crowds the game draws.
Moonbootica, Praetor







and then we have.....polo
earl avoids spandex | 03.04.06 - 7:13 pm | #

As I understand it, both rugby and "association" football developed out of the same type of "football" games played at English bording schools to encourage athletic activity (American football evolved out of the same sorts of games but replaced the rugby Scrum with a scrimmage [both of which share a common root with skirmish] thus creating the need for downs.).

The foot in football is probably a reference to the fact that football games were traditionally peasant games played on foot wheras the aristocratic sports (like polo) involved horses.


Gravatar"Still, he did an amazing job of losing hearts and minds on this trip. And may have triggered a nuclear arms race in south asia to boot."


Predicted. "I explained that even though you're all brown, we can only suck up to one at a time in public".


GravatarEchidne, the indian mounds are even more impressive in person. They are very, very large. One of them near Lancaster Ohio was large enough that even though they'd ploughed under one of them for a football field, the rest of them still surround it.

Can they be visited? I mean are they open for tourists?


GravatarEchidne,

John Irving's recent novel has a gazillion references to snake tatoos and their meanings.

It's really quite good, so far...


GravatarOne of them near Lancaster Ohio was large enough that even though they'd ploughed under one of them for a football field, the rest of them still surround it.
doug,

Seen them in southern OH.

Not sure where Lancaster is,

,


Gravatardon't like H.G. Wells

I hear Margaret Sanger liked him fine.


Gravatar...
"I explained that Pakistan and India are different countries with different needs and different histories," Mr. Bush said at a joint outdoor news conference with Mr. Musharraf on the grounds of the presidential palace, Aiwan-e-Sadr. "So as we proceed forward, our strategy will take in effect those well-known differences."






the historian speaks.
the geo political expert speaks.
the wise conciliator speaks.
the world traveller speaks.


'No I don't want any of that damn coriander and potatoes stuff. get me a big mac.'


GravatarAh, dinner has arrived. Night moonbats.


Gravatarspill out in front of his eyes

There's the same problem with this as with a titty bar. It's kind of virtual, and you can't touch.


GravatarWonder how much Musharoff liked being dissed in his own country by his "guest"....

Wonder how much the Pakistanis liked having Bush visit.


GravatarCan they be visited? I mean are they open for tourists?
Echidne of the snakes

yeah

.


Gravatar“The Christian Oscars,”


Gilded bobble-head Jesuses?


GravatarCan they be visited? I mean are they open for tourists?
Echidne of the snakes




those photos are amazing.
when 'visiting' the mound can you tell you're on a shape or is it just a rise in the ground?


GravatarWonder how much the Pakistanis liked having Bush visit.

Does Osama count?


GravatarMounds? Breasts? Rugby? I'm sensing a theme...


GravatarMargaret Sanger's awesome, and she may have liked Wells, but I just. fucking. can't. read. the. works.


GravatarCan they be visited? I mean are they open for tourists?

Echidne of the snakes, yes, most of them that survive are state parks.

Drive or ride your bike up to them, park, and take a walk.


GravatarBest suspense movie ever: Eye of the Needle. The big problem with that movie is you pay 7 bucks for using only 1/2 inch of seatfront.


Gravatari don't see why we aren't allowed to shoot anyone in the face.

the vice president does it.


GravatarMounds? Breasts? Rugby? I'm sensing a theme...
ronjazz


I love this voluptuous earth!


Gravatar Echidne,

John Irving's recent novel has a gazillion references to snake tatoos and their meanings.


Margaret Cho has a large boa around her stomach. It must have really hurt to have it done.


GravatarThere's the same problem with this as with a titty bar. It's kind of virtual, and you can't touch.
doug


Perhaps someday.


GravatarI agree with VIckster
I';m not much of a welles fan


GravatarE-mail for Eli. Mr. Eli to the nearest courtesy e-mail box please.


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GravatarNot sure where Lancaster is,

It's where the Amish live!


Gravatarcan you tell you're on a shape

Many of the indian mounds are shapes that can be seen; snakes, birds, spiders.

Google Ohio indian mounds, to find maps pictures and directions.

See even Ohio has tourist attractions, though the idiots in goverment have 175 years of being too stupid to promote and protect them.


GravatarI love this voluptuous earth!
rorschach, odd fantasist

I wanna fuck some dirt!

.


Gravatardammit
the eagles are on the radio


GravatarHoly. Fucking. Shit. From Digby:

"And if you're in a position like this woman, a low paying job and two kids already. Guess what? Don't fuck.

There's more.


GravatarI'm ready for my close-up now, Mr. Cheney!


GravatarNo offense, and I've been flamed here before for this comment, but I don't like HG Wells. Can't read him.
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None taken. Besides, no one reads him anymore, especially since Tom Cruise singlehandedly killed him for the forseeable future.


GravatarThe Christian Oscars,”


Gilded bobble-head Jesuses?
Echidne of the snakes


How'd you like to have one of these in your trophy case?

http://www.catholicshopper.com/ p...rt_statues.html
.


GravatarVicki sez:

John Irving's recent novel has a gazillion references to snake tatoos and their meanings.

Is tht the one from last year? I've heard bad things about it.

Mind you, I'm a big Irving fan.

(The undertoad still haunts me.)


.


GravatarNo offense, and I've been flamed here before for this comment, but I don't like HG Wells. Can't read him.
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None taken. Besides, no one reads him anymore, especially since Tom Cruise singlehandedly killed him for the forseeable future.


I love Tono-Bungay!


Gravatarrorschach sez:

I love this voluptuous earth!

Willendorf Venus rules, baybee!


.


Gravatarthanks doug for all that info


GravatarI don't think Atrios was forbidding the shooting in the face of another, but suggesting a less "conservative" behavior. He's sorry, but...he doesn't care.


GravatarLocal politicos got involved, saying it was terrible to discuss Bush's actions in such a manner.
jawbone

Imagine their outrage if the kids had been discussing, say, Michael Moore's actions in such a manner. Or Al Gore's. Or Bill Clinton's.


GravatarIt's where the Amish live!
NTodd, Hoodlum

'splains that

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GravatarSpork, yeah. The one written in 2005. "Until I Find You."

So far, I'm mesmerized. The first several chapters are fantastic in the way that Irving sets up and paints the story.

No one does "quirk" better than John Irving.


GravatarAgent Orange, those statues are great! And all the children are white!


GravatarE-mail for Eli. Mr. Eli to the nearest courtesy e-mail box please.

Awesome! Have you been to my blog lately, BTW?


GravatarChimpy attracts a dead-of-night protest

Anti-war activists are protesting outside Shannon Airport ahead of a brief stopover by US President George W Bush early tomorrow morning.

Airforce One is stopping to refuel on its return flight to the US from south Asia.

Gardaí say the flight is expected to land at around 3am.


GravatarHow'd you like to have one of these in your trophy case?

I always loved that bit on Conan where he had the figurines of Jesus playing solitare on the computer and at a cockfight.


Gravatarolexicon
harpers being 'investigated'

for the emerson deal


that's hilarious


Gravatarand another thing, maybe we aren't hearing any salacious cigar stories, but this president has gotten way more blow jobs than that last one.


GravatarPredicted. "I explained that even though you're all brown, we can only suck up to one at a time in public".
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It strikes me that any George Bush sentence that begins with the words "I explained" is, by definition, an oxymoron.


Gravatar(The undertoad still haunts me.)

The school scenes were filmed at my high school...


GravatarGrand Rapids has the Hopewell Indian Mounds. Pretty cool. I've been there several times. I find the place quite a sanctuary. A spiritual groove....


Gravatarthe great unanswered question:

what is it with kitties and keyboards?


Gravatarthat's hilarious
earl avoids spandex


his communications director was ion "the national" last night
calling it a "partisan withc hunt"

they have been studying their southern counterparts playbook


GravatarAt the Cornhole, Cliff May engages in a little projection

Al-Qaeda, the Baathists and the Iranian mullahs all believe that, in the Leninist construction, "the worse the better."


Gravatar(The undertoad still haunts me.)

This is JD Salinger, no?

.


GravatarAgent Orange, those statues are great! And all the children are white!
Echidne of the snakes


And who knew that Jesus could palm a basketball.
BTW You get one free when you order a large Domino Pizza with the Works in "CatholicsOnlyTown FL".
.


Gravatarbut this president has gotten way more blow jobs than that last one.
charley


At least metaphorically speaking! Hi, again, Charley!


Gravatarthey have been studying their southern counterparts playbook
olexicon








oh yeah.
and as for whether he should go on that controversial 'trip'

i say


yes yes yes


GravatarAnd Spork, if you're still out there, and if you'd like, as soon as I'm done with the novel, I'd be happy to send it to you.

I like to share books.


Gravatar(The undertoad still haunts me.)

This is JD Salinger, no?

.
agave, accidental texan


Garp


GravatarGrand Rapids has the Hopewell Indian Mounds.

If I remember this right, they were all part of what's been called the "missipian" indian culture, which went right up to just before the landing of Cristobal Colon. Then came the collapse.


GravatarI haven't read a novel in years.

I'm weird like that.


GravatarGarp
ronjazz, formerly free | 03.04.06 - 7:39 pm | #


Excuse you.


GravatarWell -- Is it okay if Arthur bites renato's toe? 'Cause he did. It was a mistake.


Gravatarwhat is it with kitties and keyboards?
left field

LC was the only one that had to walk on the key board.
Terrie just likes to get up in my way.

Zoe? not interested.

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Gravatarhttp://www.catholicshopper.com/
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Agent Orange

oh, holy fuck'n jesus h. christ.

fuck this nutjob country.

"flesh colored christs...


GravatarIf I remember this right, they were all part of what's been called the "missipian" indian culture, which went right up to just before the landing of Cristobal Colon. Then came the collapse.
doug




colour me baffled when i found out that the mississippi river goes through

almonte

near ottawa

a little town once canadas richest place

scottish wool mills

now all being gentrified
dance schools
condos

little downtown full of rushing rapids


Gravatar-he doesn't tlak to the media
(and rex murphy jas a;lready crrawlex up jhis ass about iT)


He may be pulling a Joe Clark
already
don't Govern like you have a majority in canada
the opposition will find a way to ratfuck you


GravatarSo far, I'm mesmerized. The first several chapters are fantastic in the way that Irving sets up and paints the story.

No one does "quirk" better than John Irving.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


Do you love him? I read all his old stuff when I was in high school (I think). Setting Free the Bears, The 158-Pound Marriage...

I even used to do that thing Tulpen did with her boob to signify "bullshit." I remember lying in bed reading The Hotel New Hampshire and not wanting it to end.


Gravatari found out that the mississippi river goes through
almonte
near ottawa


Huh?


GravatarEli sez:

Awesome! Have you been to my blog lately, BTW?

Dude, digital is *just wrong*. 10 point 7,326 megagiganano pixelates means *nothing*. NOTHING I TELL YOU!!!11!

(I've been looking at a D50...I have my reasons.)


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GravatarI am listening to Memphis Minnie. Why don't female singers sound like that these days? Is there a rule on just not blasting out the song or something?


GravatarI even used to do that thing Tulpen did with her boob to signify "bullshit."

Eh?


GravatarDoug,

Hopewell Norton Mounds in Grand Rapids

I haven't been able to find anything about the Missipian tribe of Hopewells, but this is a start.


GravatarHey, let's play "Hardball"!

C'mon, who's with me?


GravatarGarp
ronjazz, formerly free

Huh.
One of JDS's books or short stories has that too.

.


Gravatarfound out that the mississippi river goes through
almonte
near ottawa

Huh?
doug,

Same name, different river.


GravatarWhat's up with you drug addict freaks? Don't know whether it's today or tomorrow, huh?


Dickwits.


Gravatari found out that the mississippi river goes through
almonte
near ottawa

Huh?
doug,








i was surprised too


GravatarHuh?
doug,

ditto!

.


GravatarSame name, different river.
Agent Orange





different river?
same name?


colour me double baffled


GravatarDude, digital is *just wrong*. 10 point 7,326 megagiganano pixelates means *nothing*. NOTHING I TELL YOU!!!11!

*ignores spork and continues to drool happily*

(I've been looking at a D50...I have my reasons.)

I have a D70 I can sell ya, cheap (depending on my sis's level of interest)...


GravatarWhat's up with you drug addict freaks? Don't know whether it's today or tomorrow, huh?

You are a gullible son of a bitch.

Hilarious.


Gravatar
i found out that the mississippi river goes through
almonte
near ottawa

Huh?


With its source Lake Itasca at 1475 feet (450 m) above sea level in Itasca State Park located in Clearwater County, Minnesota, the river falls to 725 feet (220 m) just below Saint Anthony Falls in Minneapolis. The Mississippi is joined by the Illinois River and the Missouri River near Saint Louis, and by the Ohio at Cairo, Illinois. The Arkansas River joins the Mississippi in the state of Arkansas. The Atchafalaya River in Louisiana is a major distributary of the Mississippi.


Gravatar"I am listening to Memphis Minnie. Why don't female singers sound like that these days? Is there a rule on just not blasting out the song or something"

It's a Memphis thang, baby.

Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.


GravatarOkay, since I'm off the plane, fed, and somewhat sedated, I'm going to take a shower, as soon as I take off my black clothing and turn on the nozzlehead.


GravatarDamn 2 Mississippi's.
Who woulda known.

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Gravatarvicki

that 'notebook' you had the hopewell indian mound info on


flips


over and you can find hopewell tribe recipes

but first you have to hit C+^^^+e_

weird


GravatarDamn 2 Mississippi's.
Who woulda known.





touch football will never be the same


GravatarAlmonte's a nice place.


GravatarVicki insinuates:

I like to share books.

Many thanks.

But you see I have this fetish you can't fulfill: I love books. To the extent I have to own books.

I'm sick I tell ya.

When I get to the latest Irving I'll get to it.

But I thank you, Vicki!


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GravatarI'm going to take a shower, as soon as I take off my black clothing and turn on the nozzlehead.

Do you want your back and legs washed?


GravatarAnd I've gotta go get ready to go out and listen to some rawk music tonight...

Peace, my pally's!


GravatarYou are a gullible son of a bitch.

Hilarious.
pie



The fact that you responded belies your ignorance.


Classic!


GravatarI like to share books.
Vicki,


You do know about Bookcrossing, don't you Vicki?


GravatarThe fact that you responded belies your ignorance.


I'm not sure that the word you're using means what you think it means.... 'proud'....


GravatarThe character would lift a boob with the back of her hand instead of saying, "bullshit."

There was one part where her husband said something to the effect of "don't you dare do that boob thing," and then sees her shoulder moving when she turns her back to him.

You probably have to read it.


GravatarThe fact that you responded belies your ignorance.

Aw, shucks.


GravatarAnd I've gotta go get ready to go out and listen to some rawk music tonight...

I've got to go to some preciously indie thing tonight. Preciously indie from freaking 10 years ago.

Alas, I missed going to the joint that only serves beer in 40's and has a house blues band last week because of the damn MPRE. Sigh.


GravatarIsn't "classic!" the buzzword of Molly Ringwald's obnoxious, ten-year-old little brother in "Sixteen Candles"?

Yes, it all begins to make sense now.


GravatarI'm not sure that the word you're using means what you think it means.... 'proud'....

Beat me to it. Hilarious.


*snicker*


GravatarJeez!

So warm out, I have the sliding glass open.

Before, I heard weed wackers and lawn mowers. Then the sun went down, silence.

BUT, now every damn dog in the neighborhood is howling and barking.

Fuck, I hate living around people.

.


GravatarI'm not sure that the word you're using means what you think it means.... 'proud'....
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar



I'm not sure you have a high "literacy" IQ.


GravatarEli sez:

I have a D70 I can sell ya, cheap (depending on my sis's level of interest)...

Ehhh...hmmmm...

[thinks]

Ehhh...

I don't like digital cameras. But there's a reason I'm now interested.


.


GravatarThe character would lift a boob with the back of her hand instead of saying, "bullshit."

You know, I've always been a big believer in teamwork...


GravatarLancaster is south of Columbus. Not too many Amish (Lancaster PA has lots) but kind of rural and manufacturing. There are many places to see the mounds, though there has be a big fight since one of the most beautiful spaces is on a golf course and they were stopping folks from visiting.

OT-NTodd-My sons thank you for your site post last night, they have enjoyed it a lot! Edutainment in our household.


Gravatar*snicker*
Eli



Ignorance is bliss, Son.


GravatarMississippi Valley Textile Museum
An intriguing look back.... at the technology and traditions of Almonte's once-booming textiles industry.


GravatarI don't like digital cameras. But there's a reason I'm now interested.

Heh. We'll talk about it "offline". It looks like we're going to have to have a little get-together anyway...


GravatarWarm? It'a supposed to be in the 60's here at the end of the week.

I'm sure it's happened before, but after a mild winter like we've had?

*gulp*


GravatarIgnorance is bliss, Son.

Obviously.



Define "belies".


GravatarI'm not sure you have a high "literacy" IQ.
proud | 03.04.06 - 7:51 pm | #


It's ironic that a post saying someone is illiterate would make so little sense when read literally.


GravatarAt least metaphorically speaking! Hi, again, Charley!
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore

Hi Vicki, it's ok you don't have to talk to me, i only made that remark because i hardly ever talk to you, and you were just down the street. we also have that bong thing in common. i was going to say mine isn't penis shaped, but they are all kind of phallic.

i still can't get over the jesus sports statues. my fundie brother works for CFA, they would eat that shit up.


Gravatarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k...h?v=kQ1PsSoZ_- Y

Good BushCo critique video--to Madonna's Sorry. "Please don't say you're sorry" fits the little Chimperor.


Gravatar*gulp*
pie



Yeah, the brown acid don't go down so easy after a while, huh?


Gravatar"Classic!"

Wow.


GravatarAlmonte's a nice place.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Schola





apparently there are two mississippi rivers.


GravatarDefine "belies".

Bwa ha ha


GravatarEli sez:

It looks like we're going to have to have a little get-together anyway...

Shouldn't really scary "doom music" accompany this comment?


.


GravatarEli sez:

It looks like we're going to have to have a little get-together anyway...

Shouldn't really scary "doom music" accompany this comment?


.


GravatarShouldn't really scary "doom music" accompany this comment?

Dun dun DUN!!!


Gravatarapparently there are two mississippi rivers.
earl avoids spandex


Imagine my surprise to learn that there are two 'Grand Canyons'. It's a wonderful world.


GravatarBetrays, "belies," what's the difference, really?

They sound sort of the same.

"Classic"!


GravatarLancaster is south of Columbus. Not too many Amish (Lancaster PA has lots) but kind of rural and manufacturing. There are many places to see the mounds, though there has be a big fight since one of the most beautiful spaces is on a golf course and they were stopping folks from visiting.





in Oka Ontario the natives threw up some roadblocks at a planned golf course over traditional burial grounds. The OPP killed a guy, this is four five years ago, and an inquest is now on.


Gravatarin Oka Ontario the natives threw up some roadblocks

That sounds painful.


GravatarImagine my surprise to learn that there are two 'Grand Canyons'. It's a wonderful world.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar





my doppelganger has a twin
and that twin has a shadow!


GravatarPentagon: Pat Tillman Fragged?

Man, I never thought I'd live to see this.

They're launching a homicide investigation.

There could only be one reason, since the Pentagon wants to do this about as much as they want to give up depleted uranium ammo:

Somebody came forward. Somebody spilled his guts.

Good for whoever it was!


GravatarBwa ha ha
pie



Oh, to be old and irrelevant!


GravatarImagine my surprise to learn that there are two 'Grand Canyons'. It's a wonderful world.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar


Which is more grand? Where's the other?

.


GravatarYeah, the brown acid don't go down so easy after a while, huh?

Depends where you live, and how you keep the people at risk apprised of the danger.

Life's a crap shoot.


Gravatar"in Oka Ontario the natives threw up some roadblocks"

Some bad Thousand Island dressing at the Sizzler salad bar.

It got ugly, fast.


GravatarThat sounds painful.
rorschach, odd fantasist




haha.


on tonights menu: wild rice, venison, and orange pylons.


GravatarLife's a crap shoot.

Some people shoot a lot more crap than others, though. A catapult helps, of course.


Gravataron tonights menu: wild rice, venison, and orange pylons.

Is that the opposite of orange pilaf?


GravatarOh, to be old and irrelevant!

Oh, to be young, powerless, and irrelevant.


GravatarWow. From 0 to self pwned in two comments and it's still going.


GravatarI'm seeing double


.


Gravatar"Oh, to be old and irrelevant!"

Oh, to know the difference between "betrays" and "belies"!

"Classic"!


Gravataron tonights menu: wild rice, venison, and orange pylons.
earl avoids spandex



actually i shouldn't joke about it because it was pretty heavy situation.

mohawk warriers confronted with snipers.

and a belligerent premier saying 'get them out of there.


GravatarI'm not sure you have a high "literacy" IQ.
proud

i'm not sure who you is, but you're way out of your league.


GravatarOh, to be young, powerless, and irrelevant.
pie

Mommy?

.


Gravatari'm not sure who you is, but you're way out of your league.

I'm thinking not even the right sport...


Gravataron tonights menu: wild rice, venison, and orange pylons.

Is that the opposite of orange pilaf?
Eli



I think the opposite of Edith Piaf.


GravatarSome people shoot a lot more crap than others, though.

They do indeed, Eli. Why invite more trouble in?


Nite, loveys.


GravatarWhich is more grand? Where's the other?

I prefer the grandness of the one out here - you know, the really, really, really big one? The other one was in Penna, I think. Not grand so much as perceptible.


GravatarI think the opposite of Edith Piaf.

I thought those were peasants.


GravatarOh, to be young
pie



Yep, it's great.



Sucks to be old pie, don't it?


GravatarPsst. Charley. I'm flattered and honored to talk to you. Just sayin'.

Spork, I have that same obsession. I buy books, I don't take them out as talent on loan from God.


GravatarLocal politicos got involved, saying it was terrible to discuss Bush's actions in such a manner.
jawbone


Wingnut radio also got involved.


GravatarNot grand so much as perceptible.



.


GravatarI prefer the grandness of the one out here - you know, the really, really, really big one? The other one was in Penna, I think. Not grand so much as perceptible.

They quickly realized that "The Perceptible Canyon" was not exactly whipping up the tourist trade.


GravatarSince it gave to my Gravatar address I felt I just HAD to share.
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Contact me at .. mail_esther@myway.com
Please do not be offended on how this mail gets to you, i got your email
via world on-line in e-mail data on my search for a reliable individual
who will assist me.
My name is Esther frankline Lipumba,28 years of age.a native of Darfour region of Soudan,the only surviving Daughter of Dr Ibrahim LIPUMBA the late commitee chairman of Iron ore of the ministry of natural recorces and environment Soudan.
My father was black while my mother was a native of costa rica,South American.I lost them in March, 2005,in the on going war in the federal republic of Soudan in which millions of Soudanses citizens died.
Before the death of my parents,my late father revealed to me that,he deposited the sum of $15,000,000,000,in a medium size trunk box(15 million dollars) in a high security company in free town, Sierra leone,in which he approved me the next of kin and beneficiary to the said deposited money.
When the war was going on in my country, before the aggrieved rebels attacked my parents,i was able to escape through the underground tunnel with the certified documents.
Though,my late father left an instruction to the security company to only allow the trunk box to be released to his foriegn business patner. After his death l went to free town, Sierra leone with the documents which he gave to me and confirmed.
Now, that, the condition is like this, l have decided to go into investments with this fund.And l prefer an ecconomiccally stable country like yours where there is no war.
Therefore l will like you to assist me by coming to -free town, Sierra leone to sign out this fund from the SECURITY COMPANY as my late father's foriegn business partner,hence i could not found his business partners.
ln these l have decided to give you 20% of the money,5% will be for any expenses that may incure during the process including airfares,Hotel accummodation etc. while 75% will be for each other upon investments.
All documents as regards to this transaction will be sent to you as soon as you indicate your interest in assisting me, bear in mind that, The authenticity of this business is 100%.
Please,get back to me immediayely as soon as you show interest.
Yours Faithfully,
Esther Lipumba .
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If anybody who wants to help the poor woman out, feel free. [/snark


Gravatar"Some people shoot a lot more crap than others, though."

And some people shoot Republican lawyers in the face.

"Classic"!


GravatarSucks to be old pie, don't it?
proud




im not young.
i dont know whether it sucks or not.


the rolling stones sticky tongue decal on the walker attracts a lot of hot chicks.


yes, she was bulgarian
and somehow, mysteriously,
was able to afford
two tins of devilled ham

i knew then
i had to have her


GravatarI can't help thinking that Dash Riprock and Zap Rowsdower should... team up somehow.


GravatarAll The Guys,

Since you *said* you were lining up to wash my back and legs...

Where.

The.

Hell.

Were.

You?


GravatarAnd some people shoot Republican lawyers in the face.

"Classic"!
Dash Riprock



Violent and bitter. Good luck electorally!



Classic!


GravatarThey quickly realized that "The Perceptible Canyon" was not exactly whipping up the tourist trade.
Eli





sounds like a Borges story


GravatarWhere.

The.

Hell.

Were.

You?


We are the reason your bathroom mirror was fogged.


Gravatarproud,

Have you heard about my bloody strap-on?

It has a spot just waiting for your big, ugly mouth...


GravatarWhile Bush was busy bumbling his way through a photo-op at a cricketing clinic in Pakistan today, irony was on full display. Though not apparently to this Reuters reporter. After painting a fun-loving, regular guy picture our Disaster-in-Chief, the following is mentioned in the article's very last line:

"Pakistan's most famous-ever cricketer, former captain-turned-politician Imran Khan, spent Saturday confined to his home where authorities detained him to thwart his plan to lead a march to protest against Bush's visit."

An apt example of the mainstream media's willingness to perpetuate the illusion that George W. Bush has any interest in democracy.


GravatarOh, to be young, powerless, and irrelevant.
pie


I'm two out of three.


GravatarThe troll is way out of it's depth and should go back to Yahoo! comments


GravatarYes, "Proud" is young, and thus still has time to learn the meaning of the words it uses, like, say, "belies."

"Classic"!


GravatarAll right, batties, as I enter hour 37 of wakefulness, I depart to celebrate my friends' wedding shower!

Don't let the bastards grind you down!


GravatarThey quickly realized that "The Perceptible Canyon" was not exactly whipping up the tourist trade.
Eli


There was that. Also, they were trying to entice visitors with tales of G*I*A*N*T S*Q*U*I*R*R*E*L*S which just didn't have the same allure...


GravatarThere was that. Also, they were trying to entice visitors with tales of G*I*A*N*T S*Q*U*I*R*R*E*L*S which just didn't have the same allure...

Squirrels Of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist.


GravatarIf anybody who wants to help the poor woman out, feel free. [/snark
bo, honey badger Dem

Anyone read about the doctor who studied Reaguns mental decline, falling prey to the Nigirean Scam, to the tune of $900,000.

.


GravatarEli

There was that. Also, they were trying to entice visitors with tales of G*I*A*N*T S*Q*U*I*R*R*E*L*S which just didn't have the same allure...
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar




speaking of squirrels do you know the drawing point of Exeter, Ontario?


GravatarWhat's the best utopian novel you've ever read?
rorschach


The Dispossessed.


Gravatarproud,

Have you heard about my bloody strap-on?

It has a spot just waiting for your big, ugly mouth...
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | 03.04.06 - 8:07 pm | #



Can I email this comment to your child? Or do you think it is ok to spread this crap as long as you are not on the recieving end?


Gravatar"Squirrels Of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist."

Except on . . . Sci-Fi Theater!


GravatarG*I*A*N*T S*Q*U*I*R*R*E*L*S sounds much worse than giz bears.


GravatarAgave, accidental texan-
In the previous thread you mentioned being in a bar in ABQ talking about the aquifer.

Was that bar near UNM?


Cuz if it was, we may have met.


Gravataranyone want to venture a guess as to what makes the squirrels in exeter, ontario 'different?'


GravatarCan I email this comment to your child? Or do you think it is ok to spread this crap as long as you are not on the recieving end?
proud


Feel free, you sanctimonious, arrogant dickweed. My child is 17, and I am completely open with her.
She'd call you an asshole, too.


Gravatar"recieving end?"

Gosh, it needs help with definitions AND spelling!

And the PSAT is just around the corner!


GravatarUhh, Doug, what's a "giz" bear?

You're scaring me.


Gravatarspeaking of squirrels do you know the drawing point of Exeter, Ontario?

Well, no. But I'm eager to learn.


Gravatarso
now we're talking About edith pilaf?


GravatarAnyone read about the doctor who studied Reaguns mental decline, falling prey to the Nigirean Scam, to the tune of $900,000.. - agave, accidental texan
ssssh,
I was going to encourage the troll to tend to Ms. Pilumba's plight in return for 5% of what ever he gained.


GravatarUhh, Doug, what's a "giz" bear?

You're scaring me.


G, not J.


Gravatarproud,

Have you heard about my bloody strap-on?

It has a spot just waiting for your big, ugly mouth...
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | 03.04.06 - 8:07 pm | #





vulgar and unoriginal


GravatarPsst. Charley. I'm flattered and honored to talk to you. Just sayin'.

well Vicki, i just wanted to make sure it wasn't my advoidance of capitals. i didn't learn how to type til i got online and it just seemed superfluous. of course that was 10 years+ ago so i rekon i might figure out the shift key.

damn, i thought Eli was going to pass his camera onto me.


Gravatarin Oka Ontario the natives threw up some roadblocks at a planned golf course over traditional burial grounds. The OPP killed a guy, this is four five years ago, and an inquest is now on.
earl avoids spandex


Nope.

Oka ("Toughest 9 holes in golf") was not the OPPs juridiction, That was where the QPP guy shot himself falling out of a tree.

You are thinking of the Dudley George case (Ipperwash), in which the rat bastard Harris has finally been forced to take the stand.

The OPP officers involved were already tried and convicted for some infractions, this is the inquiry into how far up the food chain it goes.


Gravataredith prickley?
edith bunker?


Gravatardamn, i thought Eli was going to pass his camera onto me.

I'm pretty sure your skin would burn at its touch.


GravatarUhh, Doug, what's a "giz" bear?

It is sloppy typing. I meant grizzly bears.


Gravatarproud,

Have you heard about my bloody strap-on?

It has a spot just waiting for your big, ugly mouth...
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


Jeez, Vickie! that is just over the line! What the hell is wrong with you?

(email me)

.


Gravatarspeaking of squirrels do you know the drawing point of Exeter, Ontario?

Well, no. But I'm eager to learn.
Eli



well, we have grey and black here.

as does exeter.

but they also have numerous.........


white


squirrels.


GravatarCheck out the latest Political Comics from H.L.

Take Bush Out To The Cricket Game
See it at.
The Hollywood Liberal


GravatarHeh. Proud, but without a demonstrable reason for being so.


Gravatar
Feel free, you sanctimonious, arrogant dickweed. My child is 17, and I am completely open with her.
She'd call you an asshole, too.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |



I'd hate to be you you when your daughter gets honest with you.



Tough times ahead!


GravatarLooks like I have a battillion of one, pretending to be two, attempting to call me names.

Eat me, assholes.

No more feeding, either. I'm done with your stupid asses.


GravatarNope.

Oka ("Toughest 9 holes in golf") was not the OPPs juridiction, That was where the QPP guy shot himself falling out of a tree.

You are thinking of the Dudley George case (Ipperwash), in which the rat bastard Harris has finally been forced to take the stand.

The OPP officers involved were already tried and convicted for some infractions, this is the inquiry into how far up the food chain it goes.
JR




jesus J.R.
Im confusing two stories.
thanks.
by the way did you hear about the war in vietnam that took place at wounded knee?


Gravatardoes earl avoid spandex because of the three penises?


Gravataragave,

Send me your e-mail address, or you can e-mail me at moonbatmi at yahoo dot com.

Let me know when you've sent it.

Sorry they're not here any more.


GravatarI'd hate to be around "Proud" when it finally figures out what "belies" means.

Heh.


Gravatardoes earl avoid spandex because of the three penises?
olexicon,cookie pimp


!!!!!!


the three penises of Eve?


GravatarLooks like I have a battillion of one, pretending to be two, attempting to call me names.

I think Larry Niven was the first to identify this species.


GravatarWhat is this sickness with trolls anyway?

It isn't enough that they've fucked the country up to hell with the Bushboy moron in the WH and the corrupt Gooper claque in the Congress, in addition they have to visit sites where people express their rage at the depravity of this government and make ridiculous statements that only contradict common sense and common decency.


GravatarCan I email this comment to your child? Or do you think it is ok to spread this crap as long as you are not on the recieving end?

Looks like this lil' troolsie likes ro "catch".


Gravatarthe three penises of Eve?
earl avoids spandex |

all about eve's three penises


GravatarWhite House Seeks to Plug Leaks

By Dan Eggen
Washington Post Staff Writer
Sunday, March 5, 2006; Page A01
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ wp...6030400867.html

The Bush administration, seeking to limit leaks of classified information, has launched initiatives targeting journalists and their possible government sources. The efforts include several FBI probes, a polygraph investigation inside the CIA and a warning from the Justice Department that reporters could be prosecuted under espionage laws.

etc.
----

Did someone call a plumber?
-


GravatarAround the world, Bush's base pauses and realizes, maybe Al Qaeda isn't so bad:

In video, al-Qaida No. 2 says West attacks Islam, glorifies homosexuality


GravatarPuppeteers see no line between pragmatism and their safety. They are quite willing to go to any lengths to protect themselves and provide a safer environment, even if it means destroying another race.... The Puppeteers can be egotistical, manipulative, and arrogant to the point where they are blind to their own mistakes.

...

In human terms, Puppeteers are egotistical, arrogant, and have no moral sense whatsoever. Puppeteers do not see this behaviour as negative since the only thing that matters to them is their safety. A human sees a Puppeteer's behaviour as deviant, but the only deviant behaviour acknowledged by the Puppeteers themselves is their manic-depressive cycle.


GravatarIm confusing two stories.
thanks.


I did the happy dance when they announced they'd pinned Harris down.

Did you see Oka? I thought the Royal LePage sign on the trashed cruiser was a nice touch. Apparently when the RCR were told that they might be going there, they asked "Which direction are we pointing the guns?"

Nobody likes the QPP.


GravatarIn video, al-Qaida No. 2 says West attacks Islam, glorifies homosexuality
attaturk


Pat Robertson is al qaida's no 2?


GravatarSorry they're not here any more.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore

You understand I was being facitious?

.


GravatarAh, once again we have the little vicious nasty that likes to pick on women and is so frightened of being caught out that it's changed its name -again-. America's Memory - that's you, eh, 'proud'?

Such a scrofulous bit of nonsense. Illiterate and foolish and oddly - unable to realise that what it is, is nothing at all. Puir dumb thing. If one stopped to think about it, it would be saddening.


GravatarEli,

I thought that link was clever.


GravatarDid someone call a plumber?
-
QuentinCompson
begin the thawing of Jim Nabors


GravatarCspan has a debate on american democracy.
Pat Buchanun is speaking, he has the audience rolling with laughter.


GravatarI thought that link was clever.

"I try, madame. And then, when I've got my breath back, I try again."


GravatarPat Robertson is al qaida's no 2?

Pat occupies the # 3 position.

The new troll 'proud' is in the # 2 spot.


GravatarCheck out the latest Political Comics from H.L.

No, you spammer.
-


Gravatar65% of the country does not believe the democrats offer a viable alternative.


GravatarI did the happy dance when they announced they'd pinned Harris down.




if only that meeting had been taped where he muttered and issued the orders


GravatarBest suspense movie ever: Eye of the Needle.

The first 5 minutes are the best suspense/action segment I've ever seen.


Gravatar
In video, al-Qaida No. 2 says West attacks Islam, glorifies homosexuality


I guess my cartoon of Allah licking a minaret was not well received.


GravatarAgave,



I hate to admit it, but I can be dense as a wooden door.

No, I didn't. I thought you wanted to share something with me or ask something of me. I'm sorry.

D'oh.

Call me Homeress on occasion.


Gravatara polygraph investigation inside the CIA

That sure will work out well for them. Just about anyone in the CIA has taken many of these before, and probably are the ones that can lie with impunity, without stirring the polygraph needles.


GravatarPat Tillman's death: A cover up may lead to criminal charges


Gravatar65% of the country does not believe the democrats offer a viable alternative.

75% of the soldiers in Eye-Rack think they sould come home now.

Ball's in your court, ignatz.


Gravatarvanilla wafers ate Dick cheney's goose


GravatarBuchanun says the Republicans have been wrong about a lot of things, but at least they have convictions. Unlike the Democrats.


Gravatari tried to get a needle for my turntable and all they had were old polygraph needles.


fine. okay. i took one.


weird.


the lyrics are totally different than i recall.


Gravatardith be not proud.


Gravatarone time i ate an entire bunch of banannas peels and all


GravatarCall me Homeress on occasion.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore

OK

(I liked your response.)

.


Gravatarbut at least they have convictions. Unlike the Democrats.
jack


see cunningham, duke
and abrahmoff, jack


GravatarViolent and bitter. Good luck electorally!

well, now we see the trolls anxiety.

maybe the dems ain't in the game, but least they aren't blow'n it.

every one of those body bags, and every artificial limb is emblazoned with, gw. fuckwit.


GravatarSuch a scrofulous bit of nonsense. Illiterate and foolish and oddly - unable to realise that what it is, is nothing at all. Puir dumb thing. If one stopped to think about it, it would be saddening.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 8:20 pm | #


More the Pinky Green line of troll.


Gravatarwhen i squeeze my eyes real tight i see sparkles


GravatarCan I email this comment to your child? Or do you think it is ok to spread this crap as long as you are not on the recieving end?
proud | 03.04.06 - 8:10 pm | #


Fucking cowards always bring the kids into it.


Gravatardith be not proud.
Little Brøther


dith before dishonor


Gravatarone time i ate an entire bunch of banannas peels and all

If it had been Emma Peel, then it might be worth discussing. Otherwise, you just sound like a chimp with an eating disorder.


Gravatarbut at least they have convictions. Unlike the Democrats.
jack


You have to have indictments before you can have convictions, bucko.


GravatarEli,
And all this time I thought it was Pooppeteers running the White House. Thanks for the revelation.


Gravatari once snorted a whole bag of flour


Gravatardith be not proud.
Little Brøther


dith before dishonor
olexicon,cookie pimp | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 8:26 pm | #


Give me liberty or give me Dith!


Gravatar dith be not proud.
Little Brøther


dith before dishonor


dith from above.


GravatarPat Buchanan, neo-nazi, knows nothing about democracy and couldn't care less about it.

If an audience is laughing at him, it must be because he's attempting to pontificate on a subject he is so obviously ignorant.


GravatarBo-

I thought she only wrote to me. I am hurt.... her visit to free town is a dead giveaway to its authenticity.


Gravatar"Dith Hunt," starring Charles Bronson, Angie Dickinson, and Lee Marvin


GravatarBuchanun says the Republicans have been wrong about a lot of things, but at least they have convictions. Unlike the Democrats.

Convictions? Not so many.

Seems that, since the Nixon administration, most of the criminals get pardoned by repukes before the are convicted.

Your turn.


GravatarYou have to have indictments before you can have convictions, bucko.
JR




vewy vewy vewy clevew


GravatarI found a dith crawing on my kitchen floor once. Hitting it with a newspaper finished that problem quickly.


GravatarWhere are the violent demonstrations against bush's fascist coup?


GravatarGive me liberty or give me Dith!
Carpbasman | 03.04.06 - 8:27 pm | #

dith be not proud.
Little Brøther


dith before dishonor

dith from above.
NTodd, Hoodlum | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 8:27 pm | #


Brain dith.


GravatarAnd yet, no one brought me any starch so I am reduced to using the stuff that smells artificially sweet rather than wholesomely burnt.... Ah well.

Back to work.

Arthur! Don't bite anybody. Else.


GravatarBuchanun says the Republicans have been wrong about a lot of things, but at least they have convictions. Unlike the Democrats.






buchanan is such a dweeb. you think he's going to say something worthwhile and suddenly he's listing the ingredients in Fantastic Spray Cleaner telling how good it is for you


GravatarWhat a dithship.
-


GravatarProud goeth before a fall, indeed.


GravatarFuck Haloscan!

I just wrote a post about my Republican weekend, and it ate it. And it was a good post.

Basically, the Rs, the true, old-style conservatives, don't like GWB. Still a good percentage of Kool-Aid drinkers out there, and seeing as how my demographics was 95% Republican white men, I had more than my fill of Bushit this weekend.

But damn! My other post was better. Just don't feel like retyping it (lazy).


GravatarAll US and British forces will leave Iraq within 12 months, accoridng to British sources.


GravatarAnd yet, no one brought me any starch so I am reduced to using the stuff that smells artificially sweet rather than wholesomely burnt.... Ah well.

I'm suprised you are using the spray on stuff.


GravatarPat Buchanen is a Nazi, sure.


But I wouldn't mind having a beer with him.


/Red Stater


GravatarPat Buchanun is the founder of The American Cause.


Gravatar"ditH Wish" startring charles Bronson

and
"love it to dith"


Gravatar Where are the violent demonstrations against bush's fascist coup?

Waiting is.


GravatarDith is my magnetic poetry boyfriend. He's relativy amusing, in a nonchalant way.


Gravatarmegadith


GravatarWhere are the violent demonstrations against bush's fascist coup?

Didn't pay much attention to the reception Boots got in India or Pakistan, eh?

Over.


GravatarAll US and British forces will leave Iraq within 12 months, accoridng to British sources.

Too bad there won't be anyone left to see it.


Gravatar15th century Europe had the plague.

20th century Germany had the Nazis.

21st century America has the Goopers.


GravatarBaby, don't fear dith reaper!


GravatarBack to work.

Arthur! Don't bite anybody. Else.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar


I like her.

What a weirdo.

.


Gravatarhave a good night bobby.
you too susie.


over and out.


GravatarBut damn! My other post was better. Just don't feel like retyping it (lazy).

Ever try to post something by e-mail that is fairly long and elaborate? And then find that it didn't post, and try to laboriously reconstruct it?

And then discover that the first post finally went through while you were writing the second one, and there's stuff in the *second* post that you like better than the first post, and then you have to try to merge the two into one perfect superpost?



No, um, me neither.

*grapples stealthily away*


GravatarGWPDA ROCKS!


GravatarAll US and British forces will leave Iraq within 12 months, accoridng to British sources.


They'll be needed in Iran.


GravatarPat Buchanen is a Nazi, sure.


But I wouldn't mind having a beer with him.


I mean, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.


Gravatar15th century Europe had the plague.

20th century Germany had the Nazis.

21st century America has the Goopers


Do you know why Texas is infested with Bush?













California had first dibs on herpes.


Gravatardoes dith cast a shadow?


Gravatar"And then discover that the first post finally went through while you were writing the second one, and there's stuff in the *second* post that you like better than the first post, and then you have to try to merge the two into one perfect superpost?"

Yeah, that really belies me when it happens.


Gravatarno fucking eagles music, man


GravatarEver try to post something by e-mail that is fairly long and elaborate? And then find that it didn't post, and try to laboriously reconstruct it?

And then discover that the first post finally went through while you were writing the second one, and there's stuff in the *second* post that you like better than the first post, and then you have to try to merge the two into one perfect superpost?


Yes! Several times on blogger. I need to give my blog some more caffeine, but my God, at first, when I was spending a good amount of time thinking about what I wanted to post, to have a post crash was like a blogging heart attack.

It happened to me several times. At least a third of the time.


GravatarBut I wouldn't mind having a beer with him.

Really, I would love to!

He's so... Dicodomatic.

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GravatarFrankly, Scarlett, I don't give a dithyramb.


Gravatardoes dith cast a shadow?
olexicon,cookie pimp


Only the shadow knows....


Gravatargive me liberty or give me dith


GravatarTom Daschle now responding to Buchanun. He says the forum is a constructive contribution to civil discourse and he's proud to be part of it.


Gravatari once snorted a whole bag of flour

You be leavened.


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GravatarOkay, I cop to being Katie Couric.

I've done her before. She seems appropriate at times.

I hate it when Haloscan makes me out myself.


Gravatar'dith' be not 'proud'.


Gravatarno fucking eagles music, man
olexicon,cookie pimp

K

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GravatarYou know what's a damned shame? I have two bottles of champagne in my refrigerator (just cleaned that, too), and there's STILL no impeachment in sight.


GravatarYou be leavened.

But... this one goes up to unleavened!


GravatarWelcome to Shia "gangsta rap."

I wonder if you can download that stuff from iTunes? Without getting tagged as a terrorist, of course.


Gravatarwell, we have grey and black here.

they have black squirrels in annapolis.

they are big too, not exactly giant, but larger than average.


Gravataronce i had a red bucket with a yellow shovel until the tide came in and it disappeared


GravatarYou know what's a damned shame? I have two bottles of champagne in my refrigerator (just cleaned that, too), and there's STILL no impeachment in sight.

On the bright side, you still have time to stock up on impeach ice cream.


GravatarWatertiger,

For posterity's sake, uncork one!

I'll share it with you!


GravatarK

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agave, accidental texan


the correct response is
"get out of my cab"


Gravatarimpeach ice cream.
Eli


impeaches and cream?


GravatarYou libs are so belyingly mean and bitter! I might have to belie my mother!


GravatarI have two bottles of champagne in my refrigerator (just cleaned that, too), and there's STILL no impeachment in sight.

Yo. I gots a fatty an' some fine, fine single malt.

Wanna get together and diss some troolsies?



GravatarWhat is scariest about the rightwing minds is that they not only believe they are above the law of man, but they believe they can flout the law of contradictions!

Which means, they are capable of any evil....


GravatarIdiot Alert.


GravatarYou libs are so belyingly mean and bitter! I might have to belie my mother!

You could just belie up to the bar...


GravatarI'm just really befuddled as to why a troll would waste its low-life form time here on a Saturday night on an open thread. Especially when no one really wants to engage with the mother fucker. Especially when it deserves the bloody strap on shoved down said fool's throat.

I don't get it.


GravatarDashle is talking with Bokkannon?


Gravatardaschle retorts 'is the system broken'?


GravatarIn all belyingness, though, I guess I did belie some of the abuse I got tonight.

I'll belie up to it.


GravatarBut... this one goes up to unleavened!

You have NO shame, Eli. I'm glad, though.


GravatarYou libs are so belyingly mean and bitter! I might have to belie my mother!
Proud

Won't your sis be jealous?

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GravatarI think I could come to like George Bush....... no really I do. I mean if he were in a mental institution or imprisoned at the Hague for life for crimes against humanity, I think I could find some empathy for the guy.

But I am not sure. First we have to get him into one or the other then I will know if it is possible.


Gravatari used to lick the eraser tray under the blackboard until my tongue was yellow with chalkdust


GravatarIdiot Alert.

Shhhh. Boots is about to discover gravity.


Gravatarno fucking eagles music, man
olexicon,cookie pimp

did you know the eagles were the 4rth or 5th(can't remember) biggest money maker in 2005? the stones were no. 1

i wasn't surprised about the stones, but the eagles. still, pretty good band.


GravatarI have squirrels at my place, too.


I call them iron rations, but maybe I'm just pessimistic.

Agave...Dicodomatic??????


I guess I've burnt WAY too many brain cells...


Gravatar"I think I could come to like George Bush."

Hey, Bush is eminently likeable! People like him--he exudes a sunny nobility! People want to have a beer with him! He's a wise, Atticus Finch type!


Gravatari wasn't surprised about the stones, but the eagles. still, pretty good band.
charley


The quote is my favorite froM "the big lebowski"


Gravatarplease allow me to retort.


Gravatara troll would waste its low-life form time

It's confused and does not understand he needs to go to a republican blog to get shot in the face!


GravatarSilleigh,

{{{hugs!}}}

As it turned out, last night would have been a nightmare! We weren't able to get there, despite all the best efforts, until 45 minutes after the party started (long story. stuck in traffic. boss wanted me to drive him there when we had buses set up.) You would have wondered where the hell I was.

I missed the meet and greet. And ended up being busy all night.

But I thank your State for the fine hospitality!

They really work hard at customer satisfaction!


Gravataraw hell guess i ll blow up betty again tonight


Gravatarcharley,

I've said it before, but I like the Eagles, too.

Don Henley give good Boys of Summer. And other stuff.


GravatarJust found out I won America's Top Model as a write in candidate....


Gravataraw hell guess i ll blow up betty again tonight

That will make your sister proud!


Gravatarplease allow me to retort.
jack


"let me clear my throat"


GravatarIs there still an... appetite for the fat cats?


GravatarThe cats and keyboards thing has been going on for centuries. Domenico Scarlatti (born the same year as Bach and Handel, 1685) wrote a great fugue called 'the cat fugue' because the subject of it was inspired by his cat walking on the harpsichord.

It's a great, and very weird, piece.


Gravatar...i'd like to thank Tyra for recognizing that I am CoverGirl material...I worked very hard at being naturally beautiful....


Gravatar...I will donate a fraction of my ridiculous earnings to human/animal hybrid research....


GravatarAgave...Dicodomatic??????

I made that up.

Like I hate what he says mostly, then I love what he says.

A dicodomy.
(sp?)

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GravatarThe cats and keyboards thing has been going on for centuries. Domenico Scarlatti (born the same year as Bach and Handel, 1685) wrote a great fugue called 'the cat fugue' because the subject of it was inspired by his cat walking on the harpsichord.

Wow, I haven't thought of that piece in a while. My mother used to play it. Thanks.


Gravatarworked very hard at being naturally beautiful....
politica


HA!

That's like practicing spontaineity...
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GravatarBut I thank your State for the fine hospitality!

They really work hard at customer satisfaction!


Oh, lordy, honey, are you SURE you were in Florida???

Although getting stuck in traffic is kind of a way of life 'round here.

I'm still sorry I missed you. Still here with a slightly bewildered puppy who is surrounded by 3 women tonight instead of his Daddy. Who is due in the door about 2AM -- that oughta be exciting.

Didn't read the whole thread, but did catch your comment about Repug Hell up there. I met a guy a couple of weeks ago who described himself as a "liberal Republican," and immediately added, "I hate that W was elected and I was never for the war." And he's ex-military. It's nice to see a decreasing number of people willing to cop to being in favor of either.


GravatarEvening, Moonbats,

Been at my sister-in-law's hanging out with the Wal-Mart crowd. Anything new here?

(Tried selling some books - tough crowd. But my BIL gave me a HIGH compliment. My first book is the ONLY book he has ever read completely - writers; listen, it don't get much better than that!)


GravatarYeah it's fashionable to dis the Eagles, but ya know....


for those of us (of a certain age) who were seduced or did seduce,...



Well there wasn't much better music than the Eagles.


At least as far as my damaged brain cells can remember.


GravatarBegone foul frankjack!

Much better.
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GravatarThat's like practicing spontaineity...

I'm getting better.

Hey, let's um... order a pizza! Yeah!


Gravatar"I will donate a fraction of my ridiculous earnings to human/animal hybrid research...."

Ooooooh, very kind of you.


GravatarCongrats DWD, do you have some HTML I could copy and paste to help promote it?


GravatarIf not it's pretty easy, just make a thumbnail image of your bookcover and link it to the page where you can buy it. Then post this code for others to copy and paste.


GravatarIs there still an... appetite for the fat cats?
Eli

What's the recipe?

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Gravatar Is there still an... appetite for the fat cats?

How about not so fat cats and dogs?


GravatarWhat's the recipe?

Step 1: Get several cats.

Step 2: Identify the fattest one.

Step 3: Feed it the other cats.


GravatarSo, what do you you all think about Delphiniums?


GravatarSo, what do you you all think about Delphiniums?
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | 03.04.06 - 8:53 pm | #


Only at dusk.


GravatarHow about not so fat cats and dogs?

Eh. I've seen fatter.


Gravatarplease allow me to retort.
jack




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GravatarRandom Thought:

What if you named your band "The MP3s"?
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GravatarI think it should be Whom hearts Al Gore...nut sure though...never could figure that out...


Gravatarwatertiger sez:

You know what's a damned shame? I have two bottles of champagne in my refrigerator (just cleaned that, too), and there's STILL no impeachment in sight.

Ehhh, break 'em out anyway. I'll be over in 7-8 hours.


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Gravatarwatertiger sez:

You know what's a damned shame? I have two bottles of champagne in my refrigerator (just cleaned that, too), and there's STILL no impeachment in sight.

Ehhh, break 'em out anyway. I'll be over in 7-8 hours.


.


GravatarMore brilliant dialogue:

"I should have killed you when I had the chance!"

"Yeah, you should have! But you DIDN'T!"


GravatarPolitica,

Thank you so much. I will do that when the cover is completed this week: Promise.

I was laughing with Mrs. DWD about the fact that Larry said that, but the more I thought about it; the more amazing it is. The ONLY book he has EVER read COMPLETELY.

Geez, that means I am better than Heminghway, Jack London, Big Willie, James Joyce and the rest of them pretenders. (Snoopy dancing)


GravatarYou know what's a damned shame? I have two bottles of champagne in my refrigerator (just cleaned that, too), and there's STILL no impeachment in sight.

Ehhh, break 'em out anyway. I'll be over in 7-8 hours.


Throw champagna in my face one time, shame on you. Throw champagna in my face two times... you can't get champagna thrown in your face again.


GravatarSilleigh,

We're kindred spirits, then. I always seem to have a place for someone's dog.

And I like it that way!

"Gonzo," a sweet Jack Russell, is a regular overnight guest here.

As is Buddy, and Bear, and Bebe and CeCe, and Muddy...

oh lord. No wonder I've been through 12 vacuums in 10 years (finally bought a Dyson).


GravatarAgave, for you. (Not bein' word-snotty, just trying to be helpful).

Dichotomy:

Main Entry: di·chot·o·my
Pronunciation: dI-'kä-t&-mE also d&-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -mies
Etymology: Greek dichotomia, from dichotomos
1 : a division or the process of dividing into two especially mutually exclusive or contradictory groups or entities


GravatarDon Henley give good Boys of Summer. And other stuff.
Vicki

this is interesting, i hate that song. but the ataris do a cover of it. totally rocks.

the Eagles have a lot of really good songs. and joe walsh knows how to play a guitar.


GravatarSome fact fucking conservative bitch at a rightwing think tank is terrifying senior citizens out of their money for donations to that fundementalist think tank. It is the NCPPR.

it seems that amy ridenour has a blog at that think tank.

she might want some input on her wonderful scare tactics she uses on senior citizens with limited budgets to get money from them.

http://www.nationalcenter.org/20...ctim- again.html


GravatarI dunno what is going on, but I cannot stop shooting old men in the face. It' s terrible. No old man is safe from me. The postman (old and now shot), the FED EX guy (also old and now shot), the guy who sells me my newspapers (old, shot , and really pissed at me), and the old man who sells me my morning coffee (old, crazy and now shot in the face). Luckily, I do not own a gun. So I am shooting them all with sily string. But still...it is just not right.
I am haunted by Cheneys...


GravatarThrow champagna in my face one time, shame on you. Throw champagna in my face two times... you can't get champagna thrown in your face again.

You ever go drinking with Dick Cheney?


GravatarYou ever go drinking with Dick Cheney?

Coupla times.


GravatarStep 3: Feed it the other cats.
Eli

Terrie cat!
Where's the Ter Cat?
There's the Ter.

350?

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GravatarVicki, I like some of the Eagles. Much of it is pretty pretentious, but some is good:

Peaceful Easy Feeling is always pleasant.
Take it Easy feels good.
Learn to Be Still is also nice
Paradise is also a decent song
And
Henley's Boys of Summer remains in my mind a lot - a very pregnent piece.


GravatarI'm gonna go toss chamgagna down my hatch whilst watching the shows of the BBC.

Toodles!

(Psst. I miss this place when I don't post. I can't quit you.?


Gravatar please allow me to retort.

When he starts (mis)quoting Ezekial, run.


GravatarNo wonder I've been through 12 vacuums in 10 years

Everytime I empty my vacuum I could knit myself another dog.

Except that I hate knitting.


GravatarThrow champagna in my face one time, shame on you. Throw champagna in my face two times... you can't get champagna thrown in your face again.

You ever go drinking with Dick Cheney?


Peppered with champagne?

That's illegal in at least 7 states.


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GravatarYou ever dance with Dick Cheney in the broad daylight?
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GravatarVicki, did Profwombat talk you into listening to Eric Bogle?


GravatarVicki -- doggies are good for the soul. I vicariously enjoy other folks' dogs when possible.

This one is not at my house; I am at his house. I have two cats he does not like. The girls are camping out with me this weekend, so we are all at The Fella's place, fawning over the dog. Such a hardship -- having to watch his huge HDTV, one kid playing Sonic on another gigantic non-HDTV, shelves and shelves of music and DVDs, and the walls look like a rock 'n roll memorabilia store.

I'm gonna hate going home tomorrow.


GravatarPeppered with champagne?

That's illegal in at least 7 states.


However, peppered with vodka is only a misdemeanor.


Gravatar"Random thought what if you named tour band the MP3s?"


How about AOL?


GravatarWhat, no props for "Dirty Laundry"?
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GravatarYou ever dance with Dick Cheney in the broad daylight?

If by "broad daylight" you mean that strange light emanating from Lynne Cheney's nether regions, maybe.


GravatarSilleigh aka Furiousleigh

Thanks

I find that I have to relearn what I knew in what seems like a previous lifetime.

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GravatarSilleigh aka Furiousleigh

Thanks

I find that I have to relearn what I knew in what seems like a previous lifetime.

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Gravatar"Random thought what if you named tour band the MP3s?"
How about AOL?
sandiaman


Imagine trying to Google either one's songs...
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GravatarWhat, no props for "Dirty Laundry"?
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MisterX


Or "Life in the Fast Lane", the only Eagles song I can listen too without twitching.


Gravatar::gladly gives props to Dirty Laundry::

And I've always rather liked Those Shoes.


GravatarHaloscan is fucking me over big time tonight.

I'm having to copy and save every post. Frustrating.

I'll be back in a bit.


GravatarI'm thinking about naming my next band "Peppered With Buckshot."

Or maybe just "The Drunken Cheneys."


GravatarPolitica,

Thank you so much. I will do that when the cover is completed this week: Promise.


Excellent!

Snoopy Dance Indeed.


GravatarAnyone watching Raptor tonight?


GravatarIt turns out that their really is a band called "The Donner Party".

All the good names are taken.


GravatarI just love the way he sings "bubble-headed bleach blonde"...

Say that three times fast!
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GravatarYou ever dance with Dick Cheney in the broad daylight?

You mean the pale moonlight?

I ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.


GravatarThrow champagna in my face one time, shame on you. Throw champagna in my face two times... you can't get champagna thrown in your face again.

The Continental?


GravatarI'm thinking about naming my next band "Peppered With Buckshot.


Or "30 Gauge Asshole"


GravatarI ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.
NTodd


You just flunked the Evil Overlord quiz.


GravatarIt has Eric Roberts AND Corbin Bernsen...


GravatarAgave, I wind up doing that some, too. But in the same life. I can remember my very first phone number, but have difficulty recalling my current one.

(That's OK, 'cuz I rarely call myself.)


Gravatar Anyone watching Raptor tonight?

Alas, I will never watch TV at home again. Just not worth the expense on a starving artist/academic income--I so preferred being a kept man.


GravatarCatharine Zeta-Jones:

The saga of the involvment of Heather Tallchief in a huge Las Vegas heist and her bizarre life on the lam thereafter was made for you.
Get a tight script and a director with an astute sense of space and time - you'd make another fortune.

Just sayin'


GravatarOr "30 Gauge Asshole"

Heeee.


GravatarYou just flunked the Evil Overlord quiz.

That's okay. I'm not evil, just malevolent.


GravatarAgave, I wind up doing that some, too. But in the same life. I can remember my very first phone number, but have difficulty recalling my current one.

I not only remember my old phone number, but Christian Slater's. And that of some girl I worked with briefly my first year in Pittsburgh (1991).


GravatarThat's okay. I'm not evil, just malevolent.
NTodd, Hoodlum


I think you are wonderful. Not to be all corny queer and such.


GravatarI think you are wonderful. Not to be all corny queer and such.

It's not queer since you're a chick and I'm a dude.

So...

[stretches]

Whatcha doin' aftah?


GravatarAll the good names are taken.
JR

I always give "Donner" as my name when I have to wait at a restaurant, just to hear them announce

"Donner, party of six... Donner, part of six."

Then I loudly announce "Great! We're STARVING!"

MissusX kicks me in the shins at that point...
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GravatarWhatcha doin' aftah?
NTodd, Hoodlum


Waitin' fer you to git ovah heah.

I give good NTodd.


GravatarIt has Eric Roberts AND Corbin Bernsen...
Eli


what, no Coolio?


GravatarPolitica,

Did you ever go here:
http://home.comcast.net/~veritas...1/ reviewss.html

Now, I have to figure out why the damned cover won's show up.


GravatarHalp, the italics got me!
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GravatarMarch 4, 2006
No Iraq Trip for Legislator Who Opposed Deal on Ports
By CARL HULSE
WASHINGTON, March 3 — Representative Peter T. King's prominent opposition to a proposal to allow a Dubai company to take over some terminal operations at American ports may have earned him some punishment from the Bush administration: He has been grounded.

Mr. King, the New York Republican who is chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee, confirmed Friday that a few days after he first threatened legislation to hold up the port deal, the Pentagon informed him that it could not provide an aircraft for his planned March Congressional delegation to Iraq and elsewhere in the Middle East.

A Feb. 22 e-mail notice to Mr. King's office said the legislative affairs branch of Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld's office had determined "they do not have any aircraft to support" the official trip to Baghdad and other points. "Please advise if the CODEL will now pursue commercial air," it concluded, referring to the Congressional trip. Mr. King said he did not know if the paucity of aircraft was related to his leading role in the port dispute, but he was suspicious.

"It is very coincidental," said Mr. King, who talked reluctantly when pressed about the canceled trip, which had first been unintentionally disclosed by another lawmaker. Mr. King said that he did not intend to make an issue out of it or allow it to affect his stance in the port dispute.


GravatarMissusX kicks me in the shins at that point...

Trying to tenderize ya, eh?

Waitin' fer you to git ovah heah.

Sorry, I've got a sick mutt to tend to. Raincheck?


GravatarThat's okay. I'm not evil, just malevolent.
NTodd, Hoodlum


Never take half-measures.


GravatarEli asks:

Anyone watching Raptor tonight?

Lesson learned: Non made-for-SciFi channel movies tend to be not much fun.


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GravatarI have a new nickname.

Henceforth, you may also call me the "Pasta Nazi".

A friend of mine asked if I would help with the parks & recreation's fundraising pasta dinner for the Little Rock marathon, and I agreed. My task was serving shells & marinara.

Well, a lot of the people running in the marathon are from out of state, and apparently a lot of them also are unfamiliar with the concept of a "fundrasier" and that, at such events, the people serving the food and drinks are volunteers.

Most of the people were really nice. But about a hundred of them broke the line, ahead of people who hadn't been served at all, for seconds. WTF is wrong with people? Oddly enough, the only ones who were really aggressively rude, were all women. The first woman who was rude because we were low on sauce and wouldn't smother her entire plate with it, I said, "Exactly how much do you think I'm being paid to stand here and listen to your abuse? People like you are what makes being a volunteer so worthwhile."

But the next woman who was rude was the kicker. I could tell from her accent that she was from the Northeast. She asks if the sauce is meat sauce. I say no, it's all marinara, and she starts bitching. I reply that most of the people who have come through the line have wanted to verify that there was NO meat in it before having us serve it. She jerks her thumb at her husband who is behind her in line and says, "HE'S been running these things for 15 years. Don't tell ME they don't want meat sauce." So I say, "excuse me, but are you saying I don't know what every person through this line tonight has said to me? What exactly do you think my MOTIVATION for LYING to you would be?" She huffs and waves her hand at me and moves off down the line, which was a shame, because I was about that close to coming over the table and twisting her fucking head off her neck.

The last rude woman I merely said, "Ma'am, I'm only a volunteer here, I didn't plan the menu or order the food." She immediately apologized and I said, no big deal, don't worry about it.

Oddly enough, I found the whole thing to be just pretty damn funny. But by the end of the night, the other volunteers on the line had dubbed me "Pasta Nazi". A label of pride!


GravatarSince Atriots are so damn smart, anyone in here remember the clear plastic sheets in Encyclopedia of anatomical charts that stack up to make a whole person? I see them clearly in my head from 1976 but have no clue where to find them now or what they might google under . If anyone can point me to them or has a suggestion, Let me know .

Do they still print them in Encyclopedia ?

Hi everyone btw. You're all looking wonderful . Except Toby , he's can go fuck himself .


Gravatarwhat, no Coolio?

There's some kind of law about conservation of starpower, and they totally used up their allowance.


Gravatar
The saga of the involvment of Heather Tallchief in a huge Las Vegas heist and her bizarre life on the lam thereafter was made for you.
Get a tight script and a director with an astute sense of space and time - you'd make another fortune.

Just sayin'
plantsman


I do movie scripts too.


GravatarSorry, I've got a sick mutt to tend to. Raincheck?
NTodd,


The one with colitis?

Dog farts are bad at the best of times, but that must be really hard on the cat's nose.

Are you giving him rice or barley?


GravatarSorry, I've got a sick mutt to tend to. Raincheck?
NTodd, Hoodlum


Indeed!

It'll be more than a raincheck, though. NTodd wish, Vicki command.


GravatarNever take half-measures.

I'm fucking lazy. If I can get away with quarter-measures, I'll do it. In fact, I prefer no measures, but I'm told I sometimes have to work if I want to get paid.

Fuck The Man and his Rules.


GravatarEli, weirdly, as I read that, I was hearing Christian Slater's voice -- the girls are watching a movie called Heathers. Dare I ask why you would remember, or even know in the first place, Christian Slater's phone number?

* * *
NTodd: Ah, the financial fallout can be JUST as much fun as the emotional. Last time I had something fall apart, it happened shortly after my hours at work had been cut, and I had to find a new place to live on top of everything -- was too freaked out and angry about that for the emotional stuff to sink in for awhile.

(If it's any consolation, doesn't look like there's much on the tube tonight.)


GravatarI just want to share with everyone that Haloscan is a godless hater. I'm going to go get some beer.


Gravatarand they totally used up their allowance.
Eli


agreed
an 80s hearthrob and a famous relative do eat up the budget


if it could have been
DirK Benedict
and
Tova Borgnine

then we could talk


GravatarNTodd sez:

Alas, I will never watch TV at home again. Just not worth the expense on a starving artist/academic income--I so preferred being a kept man.

Heck, I'll keep ya.

(Unless it costs too much.)

(Oh, and you have to have your own bed.)


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Gravatar"Fuck The Man and his Rules."

Chico, don't get discouraged.

The Man, he ain't so hard to understand.


GravatarFrom the thread below, surprisingly, another corrupt fundie:

Reed campaign manager Jared Thomas declined to discuss the apparent inconsistency of Reed's earlier statements and the date of the "elot" e-mail. Given the circumstances, I'm not sure what he'd say anyway.


GravatarAre you giving him rice or barley?

I asked the vet for some canned "bland" food. Not sure what I have in the house at this point, and I didn't feel like shopping. He likes the muck, and I can hide his pills in it.

It'll be more than a raincheck, though.

Snowcheck?


GravatarDo they still print them in Encyclopedia ?
A.Scott


The text you are looking for is Gray's Anatomy, IIRC.


Gravatar(If it's any consolation, doesn't look like there's much on the tube tonight.)

'sokay. I've got almost all my favorite movies loaded on the iPod now (still have to rip Casablanca and a few others), and just got the Mummy collector's set and BSG Season 1 from a very generous reader, so I'm entertained!

Heck, I'll keep ya.

I am yours. Even if you are analog.


GravatarEli, weirdly, as I read that, I was hearing Christian Slater's voice -- the girls are watching a movie called Heathers. Dare I ask why you would remember, or even know in the first place, Christian Slater's phone number?

*shrug* Went to grade school together, and he was one of the few who wasn't a completely obnoxious little snot.

I actually talked to him briefly several years ago when my sister was taking pictures of him, and he recognized her surname.


GravatarJennifer!

{{{hugs!!!}}}

I'm so sorry! I went through something very similar last Summer. I had volunteered to be the communications person for a local bike tour for an important national health charity (not women's rights...I'd never give up that crusade). I won't go into it, but I've decided I'll volunteer for another group this year!


GravatarWhen our dog has gut issues I feed him rice with a bit of gravy.


GravatarI asked the vet for some canned "bland" food. Not sure what I have in the house at this point, and I didn't feel like shopping. He likes the muck, and I can hide his pills in it.

That's probably fine, but if you want to do something more labor-intensive, boiled white rice (not fast rice) and boiled chicken is what my vet recommended for stomach viruses in the dogs.


GravatarBlack Squirrels, are actually grey squirrels.

i sort of knew that. and now through my vigourous scientific googling endeavor i have confirmed my hypothesis.


GravatarYou know what's a damned shame? I have two bottles of champagne in my refrigerator (just cleaned that, too), and there's STILL no impeachment in sight.
watertiger


Piker. I have seven bottles in the ice box and don't have any intention of waiting around to crack any of them.


Gravatarjr : nope , I have several huge anatomy tomes including 2 greys. This wasn't from an Anatomy book, but a section within a larger reference volume , almost certainly Britanica or New World .

But thanks .


Gravatar(If it's any consolation, doesn't look like there's much on the tube tonight.)

The Independent Spirit Awards that ran live on IFC earlier will be on AMC in about 40 minutes. Hosted by Sarah Silverman. Almost always a hoot.


GravatarAh, the financial fallout can be JUST as much fun as the emotional. Last time I had something fall apart, it happened shortly after my hours at work had been cut, and I had to find a new place to live on top of everything -- was too freaked out and angry about that for the emotional stuff to sink in for awhile.

I'm fortunate in that the house is mine, I've got plenty of equity, a very small mortgage payment thanks to countless refi opportunities as rates fell in the last 10 years, and we're pretty much going for a settlement that's status quo ante, as it were. I could arguably go for spousal maintenance since this really fucks up my long-term plans, but I just want to be done with it all.

Shit, consider it Cortez burning his ships...


GravatarHEATHERS!

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!


GravatarMisterX




But ya know (on a totally irresposible note)

some people have taken the saga of the Donner party as proof that women are tougher than men. (Women did survive in greater proportions than men) but they don't take into consideration the physical exertion of the men that got them that far.

I.E. the hastings "cut- off", which sapped the strength of the men who had to cut a road through raw wilderness.

D'Oh....




sorry for being so nerdy on a Saturday night!


Gravatarif you want to do something more labor-intensive

NTodd = lazy. And right now, sick, tired and lazy.


Gravatari>almost certainly Britanica or New World .

But thanks .
A.Scott

Then it's Brittanica, because I remember the overlays you are talking about, and our school library never had the New World Encyclopedia.


GravatarFuck me gently with a chainsaw!

That is so very...


GravatarYou ever dance with Dick Cheney in the broad daylight?

The last time i did the motherfucker shot me in the face.


GravatarFixed it.

http://home.comcast.net/~veritas...1/ reviewss.html


Gravatarchaos is what killed the dinosars darling

(the title of am mix tape i made in 1992, as well)


GravatarNTodd,

Cut your losses as fairly as possible.

I did. Took a lot of ridicule about it, but I don't regret it. People actually expected me to fight him (I wanted out!).

He has some money. I could have pursued that angle, but I didn't. I didn't earn it. I didn't inherit it. It isn't mine.

I just wanted back my peace of mind and sanity.


GravatarTelephone numbers?

DIamond 7-1607


Gravatar(Women did survive in greater proportions than men) but they don't take into consideration the physical exertion of the men that got them that far.


Your hypothesis doesn't take into account that women require less resources than men for survival.


Gravatar867-5309?


GravatarWhy do the owls keep flying?


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GravatarFrom the thread below, surprisingly, another corrupt fundie

Just out of curiosity- has anyone here encountered a professional Christian who wasn't corrupt?

Even the most benign of the bunch seem to be in it for the wads of dough they get from fleecing their gullible flocks.


GravatarQuery: Fairly recent film, set in Ireland, about knocked-up girls in a barren Catholic hostel for unwed mothers? They all wore old-style 'Brownie Brown' broadcloth sack-dresses, IIRC.


GravatarTelephone numbers?

867-5309


GravatarCut your losses as fairly as possible.

It's an amicable split, actually. I'm disappointed that Stef has other priorities, but life sucks and I gotta move on. There's no animosity, so I don't see a need to stretch things out ('cept there's a certain financial advantage in terms of health insurance, so I'll take as much time as Vermont law provides).


GravatarDo they still print them in Encyclopedia ?
A.Scott


Well, I just pulled my 1970 Collier's Encyclopedia Vol 2 AMEN to ARTILLERY off the shelf and there they are under ANATOMY, HUMAN. They are NOT, however, found in my Encyclopedia Brittanica.

Guess you gotta go find an old encyclopedia...


GravatarA.Scott -- Here's the google for anatomy transparent overlay


Gravatar867-5309?

Jenny? Is that you? Finally?


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GravatarQuery: Fairly recent film, set in Ireland, about knocked-up girls in a barren Catholic hostel for unwed mothers? They all wore old-style 'Brownie Brown' broadcloth sack-dresses, IIRC.

Magdalene Sisters, I believe.

Or Magdalene Laundries, but I think that's the Joni Mitchell song...


GravatarMagdalene Sisters, I believe.

Yup.


Gravatarplantsman -- The Magdalene Sisters?


Gravatarno one mentioned Hotel California?

and "it's a girl my lord in flatbed ford, slown' down to take a look at me...c'mon baby, don't say maybe... i gotta know if your sweet love...

sadly i'm so fried i can't remember the name of that one, but it's my favorite.


GravatarI could arguably go for spousal maintenance since this really fucks up my long-term plans, but I just want to be done with it all.

Sounds like my long-ago divorce. Didn't want to fight, didn't care, still don't. I still got the best end of the deal: the girls would rather hang with me than their dad, although he got residential custody 'cuz I gave him my half of the house, one we'd bought because it was in a great school district. Sometimes it's best to just let it be. My parents divorced over 30 years ago and they're STILL fighting about settlement crap.

Eli, just hadda go announce that "You've heard me mention Eli The Pun Guy?" (Sorry.) "He went to school with Christian Slater." The girls were rather impressed.

The Fella found out the other day that he is related, in some obscure way via family marriage, to Mandy Patinkin. Kinda cool, because we were huge Dead Like Me fans.


GravatarEli, just hadda go announce that "You've heard me mention Eli The Pun Guy?" (Sorry.) "He went to school with Christian Slater." The girls were rather impressed.

Hee hee. Also Martha Plimpton, and I not only went to school with Ralphie/Messy Marvin, but whacked him in the head with a dress shoe.

Oh, and one of my high school classmates' dad was dating Maud Adams. I was skeptical, but come graduation time, there was Octopussy in one of the first five rows...


GravatarJR-

Women require less resources than men for survival?


What is the color of the sky on YOUR planet?


GravatarOh, and one of my high school classmates' dad was dating Maud Adams


GravatarDamn, the only famous person I went to school with was Travis Twit. (Tritt)

Dubious honor, I know.


GravatarAin't Haloscan grand?


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GravatarWomen require less resources than men for survival?


What is the color of the sky on YOUR planet?
sandiaman


Check in with your biology teacher.


GravatarYo JR-

as a man ...



ya ever been preggers?


Or nursing?


Hell, for that matter, ya ever been around women?


GravatarOkay. I've got my Red Ryder BB gun, and I'm gonna go outside and walk down the street until I find someone I can shoot in the face.

Right.

SD


Gravatarya ever been preggers?


Or nursing?
sandiaman

Have you ever been preggers or nursing? Can you explain to me what that has to do with individual survival? In fact, one of the reasons why women require less calories for PERSONAL survival is that whole "preggers/nursing" thing.

Men's caloric requirements are 5-10% higher than women's mainly because of the body mass and muscle. Elementary biology.

Another less than comfortable fact for you. According to nature, men are highly expendable. Deal.

As for my acquaintance with women's bodies, I am assuredly more intimate with the female body than you will ever be.


GravatarJR-

If you don't understand the relationship between growing an independent person in your womb ; and additional caloric intake.....



Oh yeah, you have been so intimate with women....(but never understanding what they realy need....)


GravatarIf you don't understand the relationship between growing an independent person in your womb ; and additional caloric intake.....


And if you can't understand why having "another person in your womb" is an *automatic disqualification* for personal survival then you will also have to check in with your English teacher.

I admire the way you completely sidestepped the issue of the fact that men require more calories than women. Are you a conservative?

Also, Mr Smooth, I love the way you "know" what women really need. ROFL.


GravatarWhat happened to all my posts on this thread? Did Atrios erase them? BIZARRE!

JR -- from Matthew Kelty (Trappist monk)

Fasting is no longer fashionable in most quarters today. There are, to be sure, vast areas of the world where few get enough to eat, but the voluntary denial of food to one’s self for spiritual reasons is not very common. There is a considerable amount of vanity fasting or weight-watching, but that is not to be considered in the same breath.
Notwithstanding the trends of the age, monks still fast. The mortification of the appetite by abstemious eating at certain times is still recognized as a sound practice in the ascetic life. The curbing of the appetites, the calming of the passions, the control of one’s impulses and urges, drives, is basic to the monastic life, and a hope to move in the depth of one’s prayer without growth in self-control is naive in the extreme.
For the sake of the beginner, however, let us say that in this matter environment can be a great help. A consumer-oriented social setting is not the best preparation for a life of self restraint. A monastic environment is perhaps a little better. In a world free of the frantic stimulation of the sexual and consumer appetites it is rather much easier to get a better hold of one’s self and learn the beauty of being master of one’s flesh and one’s stomach.
Dependent characters often find fasting very difficult and entertain exaggerated notions of their need for nourishment. A society almost infantile in its need for something to drink, something to chew on, something to taste, to suck, to smoke, to inhale, is scarcely one to encourage self-sufficiency and independence, but in a monastery one may find the climate healthier.


GravatarPrior Aelred

Nice explaination.

Although I would say thta "fasting" and "abstemiousness" are not completely congruent... I understnd from my Jewish friends (Reformed) that the point of keeping kosher in the modern day is to make one aware of one's food, to not take it for granted. A similar vein of thought, IMHO.


GravatarPrior, I have to walk the dog. I'll see you upstairs if you are still around.

Joyous Lent!


GravatarJR--
A problem in my original comment (however many nights back that was) was using "makes you think" when "makes you aware' would have been more apt


GravatarJr-
semantics (sp?) aside (sp?) your (sp?)declaration(sp) that(sp?) ALL(sp?) women (sp) require(sp?) fewer (sp?)calories(sp?) then(sp?)men(sp?) do(sp?) has(sp?) not(sp?) been (sp?)addressed.(sp?)

Plain fact - the men, according to the ethos of the day did the hard work.

Of course, it was also the men, according to the ethos of the day, who got the party into the dire straights ther found themselves in.
At the end of the day, the men in the Donner Party had simply physically worn themselves out; and what is worse, they had kicked their most capable leader out of the party.

In the end, the women probably proved themselves tougher then the men;

but how much was that because the men sacrificed themselves simply because that was what was expected of them?

Or then again, it is possible that the women were tougher than the men.

I don't know, and neither do you.

I do apologize for the unwarrented attack on your charactor.

That was irresponsible of me.

sorry


GravatarColorado teacher attacked for telling the truth?
--------------------

A tenth grade teacher dreams of students thinking for themselves. He challenges with provocative examples, yet asks them to form their own opinions.

A student tapes twenty minutes of a lecture, a surreptitious gift to rightwing ideologues. Talk radio assassins target the teacher's character, calling in the white phosphorous on cherry-picked expressions. Brownshirts of the blogosphere explode with shrill indignation, spreading furor against a differing point of view about the nation, about their leader.

The teacher is suspended, and in danger of expulsion. Where, one might inquire, is freedom of speech?

Follow the link to read more, and to send that all-important email to the school.

http://www.progressnowaction.org...chardmyers/ CLTP


GravatarApology accepted. I con be a bit rough myself, sorry.

but how much was that because the men sacrificed themselves simply because that was what was expected of them?

IMO part of that is nature's programming the most disposable to protect the most valuable (not a snide, the number of children is related to the number of women, with little regard to of the number of men).

The women weren't lazing around, though. their chores may not have involved heavy lifting, but small amounts of work done more times evens out.

I also recall that a 1970's study determined that if you eliminated the West from the equatioin women performed 65% of the world's physical labour.

By the time the crunch came for the Donner party they were in camp, not cutting trails. ANother factor is cold, IIRC women (because of more evenly distributed body fat) are slightly more resistant to hypothermia, all else being equal.

One culturally gendered factor that probably did play a role that you entirely missed - the men probably gave more of their food to the women and children.

Someone has the entire Donner party diaries online, fascinating reading.


GravatarOverheard quote from a Donner party survivor: "I'm so hungry I could eat a jockey."


GravatarJR-
Why the #$%@ do people who are in basic agreement tend to be so nasty to one another when on-line?

I suppose, since I was the first to attact, that the anonimity of the internet makes it easy to take ones frustrations out on total strangers with seemingly no effect on ones own ...(soul...karma....aura.... what ever)

Theres' a great book about the Donner Party thats been out for about twenty years now... "Ordeal By Hunger"...I can't remember the authors name, but it is a very detailed look at those poor dooomed people who made up the Donner party...


GravatarDonner, party of six... Donner, party of six.


Heh heh heh.
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