I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Hello.
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Whoops! I did it again!
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4th?
nth again, dammit!
"These are the times that try men's souls..."
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Did anyone see the CNN segment on Larry King last night with the McCartneys?
They came across as total idiots. They argued over the seal hunt without any facts or figures. Paul didn't even know what province he was in. It was like Malkin and her generalizations.
ARRGGHHHH!
ARRGGHHHH!
Sorry, didn't quite catch that.
Sorry, didn't quite catch that.
I did, right in the fucking face.
Bobo
In short, Iraq, in this sphere as in so many, is not Vietnam. The Vietnam War caused America to swing from extroversion to introversion. The Iraq war has a different dynamic.
That's because in the late 1960's, the Vietnamese were not going around the world carrying out suicide attacks. Vietnamese were not rioting over cartoons. The Vietnamese did not fly planes into skyscrapers. The current conflict has an element of existential menace Vietnam did not have.
Which Iraqis flew planes into skyscrapers?
I knew this was about to happen!
*uck you, spork, in the nicest way possible, 
for being first!
I've been so busy; haven't been first all week!
What?!!?
another open thread?
You've changed,man, you've changed.
I remember when it was all about Bio- fuels.....
I've been so busy; haven't been first all week! -Vicki
Clearly you've been going out with the wrong guys.
You oughta package up the blair retraction and the newer poster alerting us to it, and send it to the WaPo, as an example of exactly how easy and harmless it is to say one has made a mistake. Notice in in particular the utter lack of uproar over the (non)issue - due I would think to the strong, clear, immediate mea culpa.
WaPo: Saying you're wrong just isn't that costly. Some might even argue it's *beneficial*.
I don't understand why you losers keep coming back to this site.
I posted this below, just as the thread died...
Just out of curiosity- has anyone here encountered a professional Christian who wasn't corrupt?
Even the most benign of the bunch seem to be in it for the wads of dough they get from fleecing their gullible flocks.
who can it be now?
Which Iraqis flew planes into skyscrapers?
P O'Neill
the vietnamese ones
Which Iraqis flew planes into skyscrapers?
The brown imaginary ones.
Eating would be a good plan. What's for dinner?
One of the lowlights over at the scruloose blog is claiming that the "librul MSM" invented evolution.
Who knew Charles Darwin was a media whore?
who can it be now?
Do you come from the land down under?
Vicki sez:
*uck you, spork
That's not very lady-like.
in the nicest way possible, for being first!
I've been so busy; haven't been first all week!
It's been a month (at least) for me. Well, fist being frist!
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if that motherfucker goes to indochina I want a n*gger in a rice paddy ready to pop a cap in his ass
olexicon,
I meant to tell you!
When I was in Florida, I spent a bit of time with my Canadian buddy!
I love the sense of humor. I don't want to stereotype, but you folks have your own unique humor thing going on up there. It is so wonderful.. zany, funny, word play; you don't take yourselves too seriously.
Do you come from the land down under?
NTodd, Hoodlum |
do you know the way to san jose?
Eating would be a good plan. What's for dinner?
Boiled rice with some gravy?
The Vietnamese did not fly planes into skyscrapers.
Dear Bobo,
Fuck you, you misleading piece of shit.
With regards,
Which Iraqis flew planes into skyscrapers?
The brown imaginary ones.
We're not at war with just Iraq, but with Arabs and Muslims everywhere. Get with the program.
Where did Bobo write that miraculous piece of rubbish?
GWPDA,
How about some fresh, steamed artichokes?
That sounds like heaven to me about now.
zany, funny, word play; you don't take yourselves too seriously.
Eh?
Just out of curiosity- has anyone here encountered a professional Christian who wasn't corrupt?
Jim Wallis seems pretty decent so far.
if that motherfucker goes to indochina I want a n*gger in a rice paddy ready to pop a cap in his ass
What does it mean?
I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.
Who knew Charles Darwin was a media whore?
"Galopagos" is french for "liberal".
What? Nobody's watching Raptor?
Chimpy gets to Shannon airport in Ireland in about half an hour. Doubtless they've lined up some troops en route to Iraq for a photo-op.
you don't take yourselves too seriously.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
not stereotyping
just an honest asessment
I ate tofu last night.
Lot's of it.
(Really!)
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Boiled rice with gravy and artichokes. Not bad, if I had any boiled rice or gravy or artichokes.
Just out of curiosity- has anyone here encountered a professional Christian who wasn't corrupt?
All I know, is if I discover that a company is advertising themselves as Christian, or has a dove on their logo or ads, I start paying very close attention IF I even do business with them.
It always seems they are dishonest.
The Vietnamese did not fly planes into skyscrapers.
Then why the fuck were we bombing them back to the stoneage?
leave me alone with mr. rapist here
and I'm gonna get some heavy pipoe hitting n****ers and get medieval on his ass
... there's Dick Cheney, my lord, in a flatbed Ford, slowin' down to take a shot at me...
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What? Nobody's watching Raptor?
I'm watching Thunderball on AMC.
Then why the fuck were we bombing them back to the stoneage?
NTodd, Hoodlum
tp prevent the communists from flouridating thieir water
Well, the two ministers of our church aren't corrupt. RMJ, who frequently posts here, doesn't seem corrupt.
I'd guess there are a fair number of honest, ethical Christian ministers.
Now, the guys running megachurches, or TV ministries, like that, they'd seem a different story...
Bobo is behind the TimesShitelect windo. It's basically the kind of thing that Instawanker would write -- he tries to sound distressed that we all have to hate Arabs:
People won't express such quasi-racial views directly to pollsters, but the attitude shows up in the mammoth reaction to the Dubai ports deal, in the spike of people who want the U.S. to eliminate its dependence on Middle East oil, in the reaction to the cartoon riots. A similar attitudinal shift is evident in Europe — in spades.
As I tried to argue in a column about the ports deal, this reaction is a crude overgeneralization, but it's there. As the election season progresses, voters are going to pull candidates in a gritty, bloody-minded direction. No more uplifting talk about freedom. Soon the contest will be over who can be toughest on the crescent menace.
America isn't growing more isolationist. Americans are going to be happy to integrate with the world, just not with the Arab world.
What? Nobody's watching Raptor?
I am, but we don't really have critical mass...
"Galopagos" is french for "liberal".
mr hostess
Be careful, the French consider neocons "liberals" because they let anyone do anything. You know, no rules.
Pitchfork & Torches --
I click every day on all the Care2click sites EXCEPT the baby seals -- I figure all the hunters are poor (& many First Nations) & they need the money -- polar bears wil eat'em up otherwise (& when the polar bears go extinct thanks to Fredo, we'll need to keep the population down somehow)
VICKI!
Still planning on a visit a week from today?
JR around? --
I've got something good to post (or send if you give me an email address)
Anyone hear anything from Hecate about the d-i-l?
Evening on this thread as well. (Bookwhoring kills them EVERY single time.)
America isn't growing more isolationist. Americans are going to be happy to integrate with the world, just not with the Arab world.
P O'Neill
does he blame George Bush the lord of arab race baiting for this?
tp prevent the communists from flouridating thieir water
You know that fluoridation is a big issue in Burlington right now?
Doug,
I watch the Christian ploys closely, too.
By the way, would you like to come over and rub my feet? I've been walking miles and miles and miles and miles for the last three days.
They need, they need, they need a human touch!
I'm going to go eat something. I suspect it won't involve artichokes however.
'night all.
I made farfalles with peas, dill and smoked salmon in cream. Easy and quick and the guests loved it. I didn't eat it as I don't eat salmon, but my variation without it was good, too.
Then for the main course we had chocolate mints. No need to brush teeth afterwards, either, because of the mint addition.
The current conflict has an element of existential menace Vietnam did not have.
Which Iraqis flew planes into skyscrapers?
P O'Neill |
Nothing existential about the US Navy in 1964 parking it's ships WITHIN the 12 mile limit to provoke the North Vietnames Navy and also supporting South Vietnamese commandoes who were trying to blow up communications towers in North VietNam.
It seems Ho Chi Minh was just exercising the "Bush Doctrine" where a sovereign nation has a right to protect itself from foreign attack.
Can we rename the Bush Doctrine the Ho Chi Minh Doctrine. After all he used it 40 years before Bush did.
That's because in the late 1960's, the Vietnamese were not going around the world carrying out suicide attacks. Vietnamese were not rioting over cartoons. The Vietnamese did not fly planes into skyscrapers. The current conflict has an element of existential menace Vietnam did not have.
Where are the ferrets?
This'll teach 'em to steal my whisky!
A Scottish distillery said Monday it was reviving a centuries-old recipe for whisky so strong that one 17th-century writer feared more than two spoonfuls could be lethal.
Risk-taking whisky connoisseurs will have to wait, however - the spirit will not be ready for at least 10 years.
The Bruichladdich distillery on the Isle of Islay, off Scotland's west coast, is producing the quadruple-distilled 184-proof - or 92 percent alcohol - spirit ``purely for fun,'' managing director Mark Reynier said.
Whisky usually is distilled twice and has an alcohol content of between 40 and 63.5 per cent.
Saturday, Mar. 4
Making Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey [Cocktail Times]
Understanding Alcohol Proof Numbers [Wikipedia]
Nutritional Information on Alcoholic Beverages [eLook]
The Alcohol Debate: Should You or Shouldn't You? [WebMD]
Health Tools: Blood Alcohol Calculator [Discoery Health]
Alcohol's Cancer Risk Enough to Make You Stop Drinking? [Netscape Community]
Bruichladdich is using a recipe for a spirit known in the Gaelic language as usquebaugh-baul, ``perilous water of life.''
Bobo still luvs Chimpy -- he just sez that Chimpy is too broad-minded for the Merkin people
George Bush's brand [of internationalism] was based on the premise that Arabs aren't very different from anybody else, and can be brought into the family of democratic nations. This brand is, sadly, fading.
The rising internationalism is based, by contrast, on Arab exceptionalism. This is the belief that while most of the world is chugging toward a globally integrated future, the Arab world remains caught in its own medieval whirlpool of horror. The Arab countries cannot become quickly democratic; their people aren't ready for pluralistic modernity; they just have to be walled off so they don't hurt us again.
Eating would be a good plan. What's for dinner?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Just had some bites of Potato Salad
When Melissa get's home
Zatarain's
New Orleans
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FRENCH MARKET
Vegetables & Rice Mix
with chicken.
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Evening on this thread as well. (Bookwhoring kills them EVERY single time.)
DWD - Challenged
Oh, I didn't realize you were a bookseller!
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Crap. Better editing next time.
Damned whisky!
(CBS4) DENVER Arapahoe County is threatening to fire a veteran Public Works employee for promoting the fact that he is an English speaking American.
"They claim it's offensive and I've been accused of discrimination and harassment, believe it or not, because of this," said Mike Gray, a heavy equipment operator with the Arapahoe County Road and Bridge Department for 16 years.
The problems began last spring. Gray, 50, owns a lawn service business on the side. He was routinely driving to work in his pickup truck towing a trailer that he uses to carry lawn mowing equipment for his business. On the side of his trailer, the married father of two affixed a sign that reads "Lawn Services Done With Pride!! By An English Speaking American."
http://cbs4denver.com/local/
loca..._061125200.html
Be careful, the French consider neocons "liberals" because they let anyone do anything. You know, no rules.
Does that mean if i move to france I have to hate liberals? I'm so confused.
Did anyone see the CNN segment on Larry King last night with the McCartneys?
They came across as total idiots. They argued over the seal hunt without any facts or figures. Paul didn't even know what province he was in. It was like Malkin and her generalizations.
Pitchforks and Torches
Paul has probably smoked a bale of marijuana every day for the past 40 years. After all that time, it's got to have an effect.
That's because in the late 1960's, the Vietnamese were not going around the world carrying out suicide attacks. Vietnamese were not rioting over cartoons. The Vietnamese did not fly planes into skyscrapers. The current conflict has an element of existential menace Vietnam did not have.
That's the last straw.
Such stupidity should be a capital crime.
Bobo's spot in the Duck Pit is irrevocable.
Boniface Ndong
Prior!
I just returned today!
I shall contact Nim, et al, and see if they can do it.
A "go" from my end!
The current conflict has an element of existential menace Vietnam did not have.
'course, the Vietnam conflict was just as much a war of choice. Their struggle was a nationalist, rather than communist one, and there was no fucking need for the US to intervene. Not unlike, say...our invasion of Iraq.
Bobo smokes crack.
This Raptor movie is... not very good.
Just out of curiosity- has anyone here encountered a professional Christian who wasn't corrupt?
There's a reverend at a black church in Colorado Springs who has decided his mission is to help his congregation overcome their homophobia. Here's his story - it's a pretty good one. He's been a maverick since he took over and let the women wear pants and sit with the men.
The rising internationalism is based, by contrast, on Arab exceptionalism. This is the belief that while most of the world is chugging toward a globally integrated future, the Arab world remains caught in its own medieval whirlpool of horror. The Arab countries cannot become quickly democratic; their people aren't ready for pluralistic modernity; they just have to be walled off so they don't hurt us again.
P O'Neill
But Bobo's not a racist. Nor xenophobic.
Jennifer, Pasta Nazi
I was hoping you'd do this.
Vicki, Canadian humor: You really need to find some Moxy Fruvous, or I really need to send you some. They're not together anymore, but they made some of my favorite music.
This Raptor movie is... not very good.
Told ya.
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But Bobo's not a racist. Nor xenophobic.
As ever, Bobo merely takes sad note of the undeniable realities none of us have the courage to give voice to. He's an American hero, really.
He's been a maverick since he took over and let the women wear pants and sit with the men.
*gasp!*
Told ya.
But it is livebloggable bad rather than lame bad, IMHO.
Pitchfork & Torches --
I click every day on all the Care2click sites EXCEPT the baby seals -- I figure all the hunters are poor (& many First Nations) & they need the money -- polar bears wil eat'em up otherwise (& when the polar bears go extinct thanks to Fredo, we'll need to keep the population down somehow)
Prior, thanks for the comment. The fishermen who are now out of work because of cod depletion are hunting the seals in Atlantic Canada. The seals are not going extinct by any stretch of the imagination, though the teary-eyed pups certainly do have appeal.
Polar bears... are not south of Cape Chidley, so they aren't in the equation.
Thanks for the concern, the polar bears are in trouble for sure. Early-melting ice is their #1 threat.
The Arab countries cannot become quickly democratic; their people aren't ready for pluralistic modernity; they just have to be walled off so they don't hurt us again.
Just substitute "Fundie Christian fuckwads" for "Arab" and you're on target, dickhead.
I say again, too stupid to be allowed to continue to publish. Or live.
Be careful, the French consider neocons "liberals" because they let anyone do anything. You know, no rules.
Well, no rules for me. More rules for thee.
Just ask Bobo.
Oh, I didn't realize you were a bookseller!
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MisterX
MisterX: I did not claim to have sold any, just whoring them.
. They're not together anymore, but they made some of my favorite music.
Silleigh aka Furiousleigh
once i was the king of spain
now i eat humble pie
I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.
NTodd, Hoodlum
Unless your name is Bobo. Or Assrocket.
Bobo is...nothing. An ossified piece of pure nothingness, floating about and trying to fill itself with SOMETHING. ANYTHING.
People to do...things to be...
Laters.
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Bobo is...nothing. An ossified piece of pure nothingness, floating about and trying to fill itself with SOMETHING. ANYTHING.
Bobo's an empty vagina?
Echidne: Bobo today, at least, didn't write about all those unhappy childless women thwarting their biological destiny...
Bobo is...nothing. An ossified piece of pure nothingness, floating about and trying to fill itself with SOMETHING. ANYTHING.
I hear Jeff Gannon is still available.
Someone posted this the other night. I laughed,
A seal walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'll have. "Anything but a Canadian Club."
Someone posted this the other night. I laughed,
A seal walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'll have. "Anything but a Canadian Club."
Bobo is less intelligent than the things that circle my toilet bowl when I flush.
"Fundie Christian fuckwads"
That's going to be the name of my band, when I get around to forming it. Anyone wanna play drums?
Vicki --
EYE NO U just returned -- how is your cold?
When I was a child we used to visit FL every few years (a woman that my mother had worked w/ in a munitions factory in WWII moved there after the war) -- haven't been there since LBJ was president -- I didn't like him then, but I sure miss him now!
once i was the king of spain
now i eat humble pie
Olexicon! Dood!
::grinning large::
There's a Cranky Monarch version of this song on the Moxy Fruvous Live album, which kicks my ass.
Evening peeps. Staying in tonight. I'm fighting off some bug.
mena - I hope it's not of the Gregor Samsa persuasion.
Evening peeps. Staying in tonight. I'm fighting off some bug.
Mansquito is *sooo* last year.
Beat ya, Eli!
Evening peeps. Staying in tonight. I'm fighting off some bug.
I hope it's not this shit I got from Liberal Mountain. Awful.
Hi, Mena!
Mena, hello, dear heart!
Beat ya, Eli!
Heh. It happens.
Moxy Fruvous Live album, which kicks my ass.
Silleigh aka Furiousleigh
then i'm sure it kicks mine too
they were hugely popular whiulke i was in university
A doggie needs walking -- back in a bit.
Echidne: Bobo today, at least, didn't write about all those unhappy childless women thwarting their biological destiny...
No, but the only reason is that the Word didn't come down from the top of the wingnutteria. They are given topics for each week, and last week's topic was the evil academics.
Boiled rice with some gravy?
NTodd
Awwww... you're having a bonding moment.
There's been a bit of a shitstorm in Denver lately over this teacher because he criticized Bush and some student taped him and ran to wingnut radio. Malkin and others have been making an example of him. He's been suspended while the *very* wealthy school district (Cherry Creek) decides what to do. Here's an example of his "unhinged" speech:
Discussing President Bush's speech the previous night: "The implication was that the solution to the violence in the Middle East is democratization. And the implication through his language was that democracies don't go to war. Democracies aren't violent. Democracies won't want weapons of mass destruction. This is called blind, naive faith in democracy. Who is probably the single most violent nation on planet Earth? (student answer — "India") The United States of America, and we're a democracy, quote, unquote. Who has the most weapons of mass destruction in the world? (student answer — unintelligible) United States. Who is continuing to develop new weapons of mass destruction as we speak? (student answer — unintelligible) United States."
I'm feeling the love. *sniff*
Be careful, the French consider neocons "liberals" because they let anyone do anything. You know, no rules.
Does that mean if i move to france I have to hate liberals? I'm so confused.
mr hostess
Yes, and you're a conservative there. Actually, it makes sense in a French sort of way.
I hope it's not this shit I got from Liberal Mountain. Awful.
NTodd, try elderberry syrup. I learned this from Phila, and I swear it works. Just don't take it for bird flu as it would make that one worse.
I'm feeling the love. *sniff*
The Love Bug?
NTodd, try elderberry syrup.
My father smelt of elderberries.
The genteel, NYT voice of racism and white supremacy. To bad he's so fucking stupid.
The Love Bug?
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That's what we should call you. How are you feeling, by the bye?
Uh...I mean, 'smelled'.
Me, I'd be really bothered if my kid went to Harvard. Clearly an institution in deep, deep trouble that needs a firm hand to guide it through perilous waters.
And they'll come back to you sorry chicks again, just you wait, probably in a column that defends genetically modified agribusiness or something, because it's all your fault. When it isn't Clinton's, of course...
Hey, Mena
And they'll come back to you sorry chicks again, just you wait
True. This I have learned. Us chicks have a lot to answer for. Most everything, actually. I myself blame the sperm, natch.
That's what we should call you. How are you feeling, by the bye?
Heehee!
I'm doing better, thanks, but not great. At least I don't feel like dying, in contrast to Tuesday and Wednesday.
Vicki, Canadian humor: You really need to find some Moxy Fruvous, or I really need to send you some. They're not together anymore, but they made some of my favorite music.
Silleigh aka Furiousleigh | 03.04.06 - 9:38 pm
Was that the group with Jian (sp) Gomeshi, who then ended hosting a music show on the cbc?
My father smelt of elderberries. Uh...I mean, 'smelled'. -NTodd
I thought that sounded a little fishy.
mena! Vicki! Silleigh!
If I were a Muslim I could marry you all!
mena -- did you catch Vicki's bug?
Silleigh -- did you & Vicki get together in FL?
Speaking of Canadian humor (way up thread -- it was there, I'm sure!) -- SCTV anyone? (LURVED Bob & Doug Mackenzie, eh?) -- how about Flo & Eddie (or before them, the great Turtles, making great music with tongues firmly in cheek!)?
If I were a Muslim I could marry you all!
Do they have monks?
Oh, don't forget that the first round of Koufax voting has now opened. A number of very nice, popular and not-at-all elitist Atriots have been nominated in various categories.
NTodd, Wednesday felt like dying, but not so much Tuesday.
A number of very nice, popular and not-at-all elitist Atriots have been nominated in various categories.
...Or not.
Was that the group with Jian (sp) Gomeshi, who then ended hosting a music show on the cbc?
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
yup
Hi Prior, you hoser.
The Over The Hill Gang bit where the guy catches the bullet in his teeth was NOT supposed to be attempted with a shotgun. Geez, drunks.
I thought that sounded a little fishy.
You cod!
NTodd, Wednesday felt like dying, but not so much Tuesday.
And I'll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon.
And I'll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon. -NTodd
Kinky.
If there was a god, Bobo and his intellectual dishonest brethren would find themselves in the plot of an EC horror comics story.
To help NTodd along, a number of very nice Atriots have been nominated in four categories (4!) and even have two posts nominated for the Best Post. The name of the goddess escapes me right now.
And then there is the pantless one, of course....
Speaking of Canadian humor
Speaking of which, I may score a pair of tickets to the Arrogant Worms ... for April 1.
And I'll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon. -NTodd
Kinky.
'Lazing', not 'lasing'. Wait, that makes no sense.
If there was a god, Bobo and his intellectual dishonest brethren would find themselves in the plot of an EC horror comics story.
I'd settle for the heart of a Sunni or Taliban enclave...
OK, lets flounder our way through another pun thread.
NTodd, Love Bug
==
I like it. Sounds like pretty girls would want to stop and pet you. Or maybe I'm thinking of Love Dog. Either way.
Any of you canadarians watch the Trailer Park Boys?
"Bad dates."
I don't understand why you losers keep coming back to this site.
NTodd, Hoodlum
I keep getting booted from the Free Republic.
I don't understand why you losers keep coming back to this site.
NTodd, Hoodlum
I keep getting booted from the Free Republic.
To help NTodd along, a number of very nice Atriots have been nominated in four categories (4!) and even have two posts nominated for the Best Post. The name of the goddess escapes me right now.
And then there is the pantless one, of course....
Sigh. And rorschach says *he's* chopped liver...
"trailer Park boys"
of course
but rarely
Pataki stopped taking my calls 
Bobo is nthing?
WELL...
As a certified UNM Lobo alumni, and fan, I must tell you that this loose talk about Bobo-ism is deeply offensive!
Yes the UNM Lobos (THE ORIGINAL BOBOS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH) do tend to be a team that is the definition of futility in action, but all the same we don't appriecate being compared with a tawdry beltway hooker.
Thank you very much for your consideration in this matter 
i don't know what this is all a trout!
Sigh. And rorschach says *he's* chopped liver...
Try smothering yourself in liver, then posting pictures.
Sigh. And rorschach says *he's* chopped liver...
No, both of you are absolutely mahvelous and sure to be future winners in all categories. But first we have to get me off the competition.
Mmmmmm, chopped liver. Congrats Echidne, if the goddess is you.
Eli - sadly, the masses cannot bring themselves to opun up the categories.
Is Brooks even really human? He could easily be just some kind of automated talking-point Mad-Lib machine.
Which would make him a RoboBobo.
I knew the dinosaur was going to get the black deputy. I knew it right away.
But first we have to get me off the competition.
This year I'd like to not come in second for a change. Maybe 3rd would be nice.
No, both of you are absolutely mahvelous and sure to be future winners in all categories. But first we have to get me off the competition.
I have no expectation of ever winning anything, but a nomination would have been nice...
Trailer Park Boys - a friend just showed me a dvd of several episodes. I love the deadpan. And the guy with the drink he never puts dwon.
i don't know what this is all a trout!
(Sniff) It's a tribute to the incredible Mr. Limpet.
a nomination would have been nice...
You need to whore yourself.
Was that the group with Jian (sp) Gomeshi, who then ended hosting a music show on the cbc?
Buckeye, Olexicon beat me to it, but yup.
My daughter's oldest Chinese water dragon is named Jian, after same.
Eli, since I am America's Top Model I nominate you as Prince of the Plastic People's Ball!
...throws pixie dust....
Eli, I will nominate you next year. I never get past the nomination stage, anyway. One of those bridesmaid thingies, probably. I would work harder if they offered chocolate rabbits for the winners.
Trailer Park Boys -
disturbing
I just hope Janeane finally notices me.
Those Pet Shop Boys could sure sing.
In a West End town, a dead world
East End boy, West End girls . . .
West. End. Girls.
Etc.
Trailer Park Boys - a friend just showed me a dvd of several episodes. I love the deadpan. And the guy with the drink he never puts dwon.
That'd be julian.
That show fucking rocks.
{{{{{{{Prior A}}}}}}}
Missed Vicki. Emergency dog-sitting this weekend.
What cartoons? Hillary just closes the blinds...
And by the way, I really do know how to spell, but, hell ...
I am a UNM grad....
call 1-800-gop-trailer-park-boys kenmehl
Eli, I will nominate you next year. I never get past the nomination stage, anyway. One of those bridesmaid thingies, probably. I would work harder if they offered chocolate rabbits for the winners.
Echidne of the snakes
I'm still trying to figure out how one would display a Koufax for best commenter, especially since it's not for the commenters blog.
I'd much rather win a chocolate bunny.
. And the guy with the drink he never puts dwon.
mena
Julian
did you see the episode that they get into a roll-over and Julian Gets out and his drink is still intact
that is taking one tiny detail joke and making it sing
Eli, I will nominate you next year. I never get past the nomination stage, anyway. One of those bridesmaid thingies, probably. I would work harder if they offered chocolate rabbits for the winners.
Well, thank you.
Um, *chocolate* rabbits? You *are* a snake goddess, after all...
all a bridesmaid dress never a bride
I don't understand why you losers keep coming back to this site.
NTodd, Hoodlum
I'm never here.
i think i've read enuf of p.o'neills bobo excerpt to state that basically brooks is say'n oops, gw. fuckwits plan for middle eastern democracy does not seem to be work'n out so well, so rather than blame the instigator, let's blame them filthy arabs. 'cause god knows we can't blame dear leader.
then there is the degree to which we are all guilty. cause let's face it we are all gonna be crowding the highways monday morning scrambling to the work place, and that takes OIL.
i don't know all the economics and history, but the way i see it, it's too many monkeys in too small a space. still, a little negotiation could go a long way... instead we get unholy alliances, and BOMBS!
i hope these PNAC assholes remember that a ragtag team of militias defeated the british empire. well, clearly, that's not in consideration.
I'm still trying to figure out how one would display a Koufax for best commenter, especially since it's not for the commenters blog.
You display it on your own blog. If you don't have a blog, you make one, just to display your award. And you never let the other commenters live it down.
A favorite cartoon caption, I think it was a B. Kliban cartoon: "Robert lived in Vermont, where he ate only the heads off chocolate bunnies."
olex - how about the anonymous kids who show up at odd times to throw shit at them?
And Bubbles!
god i hate matisyahu
Question: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: Ten.
1. One to deny that the lightbulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the lightbulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the lightbulb or they are for darkness.
5. One to give a billon-dollar, no-bid contract to Halliburton for a new lightbulb.
6. One to arrange a photographer of Bush dressed as a janitor standing on a step ladder under a huge banner:
"Lightbulb Change Accomplished!"
7. One administration insider to resign and write in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
8. One to viciously smear No. 7.
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong lightbulb changing policy all along.
10. And finally, one to confuse the American people about the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
god i hate matisyahu
politica
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I'm still trying to figure out how one would display a Koufax for best commenter
I think it's one of those iron on tattoo thingys
My father smelt of elderberries.
NTodd, Hoodlum
Was your mother a hamster?
I'm still trying to figure out how one would display a Koufax for best commenter, especially since it's not for the commenters blog.
You display it on your own blog. If you don't have a blog, you make one, just to display your award. And you never let the other commenters live it down.
Or you could print it out and have it tattooed on your buttock.
Woo Hoo - The Independent Spirit Awards on AMC right now. Hosted by the best looking woman in comedy, Sarah Silverman. Always fun to see the real actors get awards.
And Bubbles!
mena
Bubbles is releasing a CD of songs about kitties
very soon
I heard him on the CBC siunging "kitties are nice"
olex - how about the anonymous kids who show up at odd times to throw shit at them?
Bottle kids!
bubbles is my favorite character.
"Samsquantch"
Or you could print it out and have it tattooed on your buttock.
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Or on the side of your head, like the bar code I saw on a bald guy recently.
mena --
Take off, you hoser, eh!
Eli --
Muslims have Sufis, who are pretty monk-friendly (as it were) -- of course the Wahabis HATE the Sufis as being not really Muslims (insecure religious fanatics are pretty much the same regardless of religious affiliation -- IMHO)
Was your mother a hamster?
Please, do not taunt me a second time.
Or you could print it out and have it tattooed on your buttock.
I swear, if I win Best Commenter, I will do this. And show my ass at EschaCon II as proof.
If it weren't for the being quiet bit and no sex part I could be a monk.
I wonder whatever happened to the Pet Shop Boys?
Maybe they're back, working in the pet shop. Or maybe they started their own pet shop, with all their royalties.
"Which do you choose/
The hard or soft option??
West. End. Girls."
Brilliant. Fucking brilliant.
Was that the group with Jian (sp) Gomeshi, who then ended hosting a music show on the cbc?
Buckeye, Olexicon beat me to it, but yup.
My daughter's oldest Chinese water dragon is named Jian, after same.
Silleigh aka Furiousleigh | 03.04.06 - 10:00 pm
I loved Jian on 'Play', very funny and political. I miss 'Play'. We got it on News World International, which has gone the way of the passenger pigeon.
I think rorshach should win for honesty.
My favorite B. Kliban cat cartoon was the one with the cat singing,
Love them little mousies
Mousies what a love to eat
Bite they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet
But probably the funniest one of all time was the one with the guy sitting in a fancy restaurant across from a human-sized fly, telling the waiter, "I'll have the bouef bourginon, truffles, foie gras, and a bottle of Chateau Mouton-Rothschild...and, oh yes, bring me some shit for my fly."
If it weren't for the being quiet bit and no sex part I could be a monk.
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And then there's that tiresome "praying" part....
Sorry, Prior.
If it weren't for the being quiet bit and no sex part I could be a monk.
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And then there's that tiresome "praying" part....
Well, that does often go hand-in-hand with the "no sex"...
No I pray all the time:
"Please Black Lesbian Godess, make these old white men pay."
It's like a mantra.
I don't think anyone could resist a book with the title Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse. No idea what it is, though.
Buckeye -- Never got Play here, but I used to subscribe to the damn e-newsletter just 'cuz Jian wrote it.
i just read about this on an international news website. another thing said by Bush that had to be corrected about Pakistan said in India during a speech. was this in the news over here?
In a farewell speech in New Delhi, Bush ran into trouble when he praised Pakistan as "a force for freedom and moderation in the Arab world".
The White House hastened to correct Bush's reference to Pakistan as an Arab nation, and said he meant to say in the Muslim world.
I like the idea of being a monk a lot. Not so much the idea of being a nun, and therein lies the problem for me.
lol echidne
I propose the invention of chocolate jesus wafers.
If it weren't for the being quiet bit and no sex part I could be a monk.
I've got the 'no sex' part down pat. Being quiet? Not so much. Still, there's a certain appeal...
Sarah: I went to see Brokeback Mountain with my boyfriend. He closed his eyes during the gay sex scene. He's not homophobic - that's just the only way he can come.
Pope-on-a-rope?
"Please Black Lesbian Godess, make these old white men pay."
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Well, I'm tired of praying to her. She just keeps giving them cancer. It's not enough. I'm gonna have to find some really vengeful goddess somewhere.
I propose the invention of chocolate jesus wafers.
politica
My sweet lord. yes, but they can't come in a box...
I propose the invention of chocolate jesus wafers.
It'd have to be white chocolate or you'd lose the Fundie market.
Silleigh --
I need more hugs (I thought you were walkng the dog)
Haven't been around much the past couple days -- company -- but I got my old e-mail program working & recovered my old emails (thanks to having company who is a computer geek! -- I avoided a cinsultant fee by giving him the url of the merkin patriot fan club!)
Jennifer, Pasta Nazi | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 10:10 pm
Think that second caption was from Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head & Other Drawings. Great collection.
The Fella and I discovered not long ago that, years before we knew each other, we both carried the checkbook covers with Love To Eat Them Mousies printed on 'em. At that moment, we knew we were absolutely right for each other. Or something.
some really vengeful goddess
Kali is good for that. Or Nemesis, but she is out of practice.
Which would make him a RoboBobo.
Eli 
I'm gonna have to find some really vengeful goddess somewhere.
mena
"showbusiness is a hideous bitch-goddess" george burns
I swear I remember eating a candy when I was little that was called chocolate babies.
Mena,
Sugar Babies
Buckeye -- Never got Play here, but I used to subscribe to the damn e-newsletter just 'cuz Jian wrote it.
Silleigh aka Furiousleigh | 03.04.06 - 10:11 pm
you missed a good show. It wasn't just music, twas books and movies and other 'cultural stuff'. You could tell he actually did research before interviewing people. What a refreshing change from American shows.
This is *my* God Of Vengeance.
Out of practice? Seems to me she should be exhausted:
In Greek mythology, Nemesis is the goddess of divine justice and vengeance. Her anger is directed toward human transgression of the natural, right order of things and of the arrogance causing it. Nemesis pursues the insolent and the wicked with inflexible vengeance. Her cult probably originated from Smyrna. She is regarded as the daughter of Oceanus or Zeus, but according to Hesiod she is a child of Erebus and Nyx.
She is portrayed as serious looking woman with in her left hand a whip, a rein, a sword, or a pair of scales. In the Hellenistic period she was portrayed with a steering wheel. Also called Rhamnusia, from a temple and statue of her in Rhamnus, a village in the northern part of Attica. The epithet Adrasteia "she whom none can escape", properly of the those of the Phrygian Cybele, was later applied to her.
Kali would be perfect, except that people would just think I was being an asshole from L.A.
Workplace Safety -- The Bloggers Who Blog It And The Women They Love
It seems there are 2 bloggers that can claim this fame.
Why do conservative women hate women?
http://eagleforum.org/column/200...6/06-03-
01.html
Sugar, sugar
Honey, honey
You are my candy, girl!
And you got me wantin' you!
I think I dated Nemesis in college.
Out of practice? Seems to me she should be exhausted:
Yes, but she has been "resting" as the actors say for a few thousand years now.
Prior A, it was a short, efficient dog-walk. (Hopefully the last of the evening involving serious doggie business. The rest should be just grass-sprinkling.) So I can always drop in hugs!
Would the Merkin Patriot Fan Club be... Eschaton? (Or has some site sprung up while I wasn't looking?)
This is *my* God Of Vengeance.
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I weep for these overfed kitties.
Yes, but she has been "resting" as the actors say for a few thousand years now.
She has something in development?
"Her anger is directed toward human transgression of the natural, right order of things and of the arrogance causing it"
it's like she was made for Bush. Get crackin', goddess!!
Why do conservative women hate women?
Because that is what they have been taught gives you the goodies.
She has something in development?
Yes, and everyone's very excited
DWD - no, these were just like sugar babies, but chocolate flavored. I'm sure of it.
Yes, but she has been "resting" as the actors say for a few thousand years now.
She has something in development?
She wants to direct.
Because every Republican woman knows that there Republican man is amoral.
I weep for these overfed kitties.
The key is exercise.
and, oh yes, bring me some shit for my fly."
Jennifer, Pasta Nazi - 10:10 pm
you do good work, jennifer....
Yay - Amy Adams wins for Junebug - if you haven't seen it yet, rent it today!
What's up w/Bushie giving away all the secret plans?
You must penetrate Al-Qaeda, Bush tells Musharraf
And that's our lil' mastermind, spreadin' freedom while he's at it:
Imran Khan, the former Pakistan captain turned politician, was among the opposition activists gagged during the visit [of Bush to Pakistan]. Prevented from leaving his home, Khan described Musharraf as a “toady and a lackey” of US foreign policy.
I swear I remember eating a candy when I was little that was called chocolate babies.
I heard a joke about this when I was a little kid. Kid goes to a candy store and asks for chocolate babies, and requests "all males." When asked why, he replied, "More chocolate."
Didn't understand it then. Guess I do now, but it's not that funny.
(nevermind)
She has something in development?
She has gone a little bit soft in the head, sad to say, and we have trouble getting her to participate in the nectar bash reunions we have. She is wondering the world somewhere, tearing her hair off. But if enough people start praying to her she will get stronger and then you can ask her to whup Bush's ass. That's how goddessing works.
Yay - Amy Adams wins for Junebug - if you haven't seen it yet, rent it today!
Is that on tonight, then?
Bad news, everyone.
I'm back!
The key is exercise.
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That's my kind of exercise!
Is there any way that someone could mirror the Iraq websites and or American websites in either "country" in order to bypass the Pentagon crackdown?
The key is exercise.
teh cute.
Bad news, everyone.
I'm back!
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Darn. We'll have to stop talking about you, then.
Is that on tonight, then?
Well, you know, no one's being hunted by an army of the undead or turned into an insect or anything, but I enjoy it.
Bad news, everyone.
I'm back!
rorschach, odd fantasist | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 10:23 pm | #
logs back on to secretrorschach.com
Hi, Rorschach. Nice to see you (as always)
Aw, damn, Rorschach's back...
Well, you know, no one's being hunted by an army of the undead or turned into an insect or anything, but I enjoy it.
Oscarsquito!
You must penetrate Al-Qaeda, Bush tells Musharraf
Musharrraf replies, "is everything about gay sex with you?"
Felixsquito!
Review page is working properly. (And I were not an idiot, it would have worked correctly the first time.)
http://home.comcast.net/~veritas...1/
reviewss.html
Chocolate babies, ready to order...
http://www.oldtimecandy.com/choc...late-
babies.htm
alright
i'm off
peace and humptiness forever
The sci fi movie tonight sucks ass.
I am in the market for a silent torture ray you could aim at loud, obnoxious upstairs neighbors. Seems both The Fella and I have them.
I can totally hear every word of someone screaming obscenities at someone through The Fella's ceiling.
Richard...the CIA could use a Googler like you.
The sci fi movie tonight sucks ass.
I like the rubbery puppitude of the alleged "raptors".
Besides, where else would you ever see Julie Delpy paired up with Vin Diesel as presenters? Why you would want to I couldn't say.
Silleigh - go get a copy of Beck's first album, and play Truck Drivin' Neighbor Downstairs cranked all the way up to eleven.
I am in the market for a silent torture ray you could aim at loud, obnoxious upstairs neighbors. Seems both The Fella and I have them.
I can totally hear every word of someone screaming obscenities at someone through The Fella's ceiling.
I always wished there was some way to give them excruciatingly sensitive hearing. Although maybe it should only be sensitive to their own noise, so as not to compromise my privacy...
The Toronto Raptors are more frightening than these raptors.
Darn. We'll have to stop talking about you, then.
mena
Not at all. Talk about me! Me me me me me me me!!!
Not to sound needy or anything...
Evening. How's the movie?
I can totally hear every word of someone screaming obscenities at someone through The Fella's ceiling.
Silleigh
Invite Bruce Thigpen over to demonstrate the Emminent Model 17 Rotary Sub.
5Hz at 110 dB should fix 'em.
Besides, where else would you ever see Julie Delpy paired up with Vin Diesel as presenters? Why you would want to I couldn't say.
The presenter banter is the number one reason I find the Oscars (and awards shows in general) unwatchable.
I am in the market for a silent torture ray you could aim at loud, obnoxious upstairs neighbors. Seems both The Fella and I have them.
That's why I bought a house, finally. I knew how many pieces of toilet paper my neighbors used and that was really too much to know.
Wow - there's Sienna Miller. Damn that Jude Law! Damn him I say!
Darn. We'll have to stop talking about you, then.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
I said that. That quote is MINE. I invented it.
The Toronto Raptors are more frightening than these raptors.
How long have you been playing for the Knicks?
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
I said that. That quote is MINE. I invented it.
Thers is like a stream of bat's piss.
How long have you been playing for the Knicks?
A really scary movie this year would be called "The Knicks."
I am in the market for a silent torture ray you could aim at loud, obnoxious upstairs neighbors. Seems both The Fella and I have them.
That's why I bought a house, finally. I knew how many pieces of toilet paper my neighbors used and that was really too much to know.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 10:30 pm | #
Bose makes headphones that counter any existing noise in your environment.
The presenter banter is the number one reason I find the Oscars (and awards shows in general) unwatchable.
Very little banter with the Indies.
A really scary movie this year would be called "The Knicks."
They're more like a tragic cancer weepie, really...
Mansquito II: The IMAX Experience.
"How long have you been playing for the Knicks?"
Two games. I was a "throw in" on the Stevie Franchise deal.
Cap move, expiring contract, etc.
Thers is like a stream of bat's piss.
Eli
No Flirting!!!
Very little banter with the Indies.
Well...
But you said no-one gets disemboweled by bloodthirsty dinosaurs?
Thers is like a stream of bat's piss.
And a vampire bat at that. None of those pussy-footing fructivores. Although I hear that fructivore bat semen is prefered by female bats giving head.
hey, is that Lorenzo?
He looks mahvelous
Matt Dillon wins for his portrayal of Toby Petzold in Crash.
Where is this awards show? I'd rather bag on underdressed actresses than watch Joe Kidd. There's fucking nothing on.
A really scary movie this year would be called "The Knicks."
And it would be a bargain at $120M.
Two games. I was a "throw in" on the Stevie Franchise deal.
So are you a shooting guard, or a small forward? Or can you do either? 'Cuz they need a lot of flexibility there in case 4 or 5 people go down or get into foul trouble.
I'd rather bag on underdressed actresses than watch Joe Kidd. There's fucking nothing on.
Underdressed, or undressed?
Bose makes headphones that counter any existing noise in your environment.
politica
Better still, the Pentagon has a microwave gun which can cause the water in your skin to boil.
Great fun, that.
All good ideas. I fear that both sets of jackasses are somehow impervious to noise, though. God knows they create enough of it.
Thers is like a stream of bat's piss.
I once was at Joyce conference and was sitting in the audience for a paper read by a really nice guy, but the paper was, well, dull. The guy noticed that nobody was paying attention, about ten minutes in, so he just yelled out "BAT SEMEN!" Scared the daylights out of everyone.
The punchline is that the "bat semen" reference turned out to actually be an integral part of the paper. Who knew?
But you said no-one gets disemboweled by bloodthirsty dinosaurs?
You missed Sarah Silverman's opening monologue.
"Are those what I think they are?"
"I don't want to think what I think they are."
...Or something.
Silleigh--
Merkin Patriot
(incomplete, alas!)
They're launching a probe into the death of Pat Tillman now. May file charges of negligent homocide.
Bose makes headphones that counter any existing noise in your environment.
Yes, as do other manufacturers. In fact, I'm waiting for a pair I ordered for my iPod--about the same size as the earbuds that came with it.
Underdressed, or undressed?
NTodd, Love Bug
==
We gotta get you a date.
I said that. That quote is MINE. I invented it.
Thers, Dunedain |
i used to know a guy who said the only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about.
oh wait...
You missed Sarah Silverman's opening monologue.
Was she the disemboweler or the disembowelee?
Matt Dillon playing Petzold?
Huh.
I always thought the guy who plays Bobby Baccala on the Sopranos could do that, only he'd have to play even 'slower'...
mena- it's on AMC. Everyone is underdressed - it's sort of a contest to see who can show up in the most casual attire.
Bose makes headphones that counter any existing noise in your environment.
politica
Better still, the Pentagon has a microwave gun which can cause the water in your skin to boil.
And Ann Coulter has been known to drive a baseball 50 yards using her penis as a bat. But does that advance human knowledge?
Better still, the Pentagon has a microwave gun which can cause the water in your skin to boil.
Great fun, that.
The military should not be allowed to have this.
I should be, however. Price tag?
We gotta get you a date.
What I've been sayin'.
Wow, the movie is teh suck. I can't tell whih is more unconvincing, the dinosaurs or the soldiers.
mena- it's on AMC. Everyone is underdressed - it's sort of a contest to see who can show up in the most casual attire.
Plaid jammy/sweatpants and a sweatshirt with my company logo on it. Has anyone topped that yet?
"Junebug" was not the greatest of movies (IMHO), but the acting was extraordinary!
Was she the disemboweler or the disembowelee?
She didn't focus much on the bowels, but she did claim that her vagina naturally smells like a mountain breeze.
i'm going to go visualize a world without Bushes
Wow, the movie is teh suck. I can't tell whih is more unconvincing, the dinosaurs or the soldiers.
Who knew T. Rexes liked to gnaw on elevator cables?
And Ann Coulter has been known to drive a baseball 50 yards using her penis as a bat. But does that advance human knowledge?
No, but it advances the base runner.
Yes, as do other manufacturers. In fact, I'm waiting for a pair I ordered for my iPod--about the same size as the earbuds that came with it.
What are they called, and who is the manufacturer?
he would also commonly denigrate people by calling them the master of the obvious.
people said j.stewart's interview with l.king was not so great, but i caught a bit of it tonite and he's just always funny. i mean j. stewart, of course.
Plaid jammy/sweatpants and a sweatshirt with my company logo on it. Has anyone topped that yet?
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Cutoff sweats and my moonbat tee shirt. So there.
Hey, gang. I just shot a guy in the face. Can y'all run some interference for me with the cops for the next 12 or so hours?
Thanks.
.
What I've been sayin'.
NTodd, Love Bug
Flirting!
What? Nobody's watching Raptor?
Riesz Fischer
-I am.
Karen has ethics: she's toast.
She didn't focus much on the bowels, but she did claim that her vagina naturally smells like a mountain breeze.
I'm skeptical. She'd have to show me.
Better still, the Pentagon has a microwave gun which can cause the water in your skin to boil.
They get the same effect with just Scott McClellan talking.
Holy crap - Virginia Madsen remains drop dead gorgeous!
Merkin Patriot
(incomplete, alas!)
Oh, my. Had NO idea.
Must go set up an Aerobed and do other stuff... back later.
Duke's Coach K is a good coach and all, but he resembles a psychotic Norway rat. He strikes me as one deranged individual.
Just sayin'.
Cutoff sweats and my moonbat tee shirt. So there.
Mmm...
Was mainly asking if anyone at the awards show was more casual than me, tho.
Did I mention that I have my '86 Mets World Series Champs t-shirt on underneath?
What are they called, and who is the manufacturer?
Etymotic Isolator Earphones ER-6 - Headphones
What I've been sayin'.
NTodd, Love Bug
Flirting!
No. Begging.
Hey, gang. I just shot a guy in the face. Can y'all run some interference for me with the cops for the next 12 or so hours?
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Sure Jeffra. What do you want us to tell them, and how do you want the victim's apology worded?
Duke's Coach K is a good coach and all, but he resembles a psychotic Norway rat. He strikes me as one deranged individual.
Just sayin'.
I have never seen anyone else recruit so many ugly/creepy-looking players...
Curly's giant head (seriously -- look at the size of that melon!) gets some face time.
.
Ok
I took a very short nap, more like a slight nooze.
Got up and put the the bedding in the wash, drying now.
Have rice cooking and chicken cubed and browned.
Only thing missing is Melissa.
Think I'll have another drink as I wait or 3.
.
Boxers with boats and fish on them, and a t-shirt with part of the Bayeux tapestry on it that I bought in Castleton, England.
"Junebug" was not the greatest of movies (IMHO), but the acting was extraordinary! -Prior Aelred
For a first film I thought it was pretty good, but I agree the acting (especially all the women) made the picture.
Hey, gang. I just shot a guy in the face. Can y'all run some interference for me with the cops for the next 12 or so hours?
No prob. Wanna go grab a few beers?
"I have never seen anyone else recruit so many ugly/creepy-looking players..."
Like Shane Battier, who is a really cool person and great player, but, unfortunately, wears his brain on the outside of his head.
JeffCo --
Virginia Madsen is one of the gorgeousest wimmen evah!
Silleigh --
rats -- it's late & I am turning in -- puh-leeze come to EschaCon II!
Curly's giant head (seriously -- look at the size of that melon!) gets some face time.
Heh. I just noticed that one of your Google Ads says "Control Curly Hair"...
Plaid jammy/sweatpants and a sweatshirt with my company logo on it. Has anyone topped that yet?
I'm in the usual. Chainmail, bustier, hip-waders, cigarette in holder, hoop skirt, shoulderpads, jockstrap, longbow w/ quiver, and fruit hat.
mena: Sure Jeffra. What do you want us to tell them, and how do you want the victim's apology worded?
Anything other than "I think he's a fugitive from justice" will do just fine.
.
Virginia Madsen is one of the gorgeousest wimmen evah!
Oh, she is indeed. Thought I'm currently enamoured of Kelly Hu.
Think I'll have another drink as I wait or 3.
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I really like how sensible you are.
Like Shane Battier, who is a really cool person and great player, but, unfortunately, wears his brain on the outside of his head.
And then there's Jeff Capel, Bobby Hurley, and Cherokee Parks, who I always thought of as Bizarro Laettner (I hate Laettner, BTW, in case anyone was desperately curious).
I'm in the usual. Chainmail, bustier, hip-waders, cigarette in holder, hoop skirt, shoulderpads, jockstrap, longbow w/ quiver, and fruit hat.
Thers, Dunedain
You forgot your dowsing rod?
Eli: Heh. I just noticed that one of your Google Ads says "Control Curly Hair"...
The other day, it was all about the sisal scratching posts... and I thought, "cool -- they finally got the fact that I have a cat!"
.
And Ann Coulter has been known to drive a baseball 50 yards using her penis as a bat. But does that advance human knowledge?
No, but it advances the base runner.
Toonscribe
Now, seriously, who would want to get even to first base with Ann the Mann, much less--ughh--score...
I know, I know, wash my keyboard out with soap.
Yeah, I forgot about Cherokee Parks.
I don't think Duke even claims him any longer. They "scrubbed" him.
I'm in the usual. Chainmail, bustier, hip-waders, cigarette in holder, hoop skirt, shoulderpads, jockstrap, longbow w/ quiver, and fruit hat.
Thers, Dunedain
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What kind of purse goes with that?
NTodd: No prob. Wanna go grab a few beers?
Yes -- as long as you let me do all the talkin' to the wimmins. I'll let you talk to the cops, if we run into any. Deal?
.
Yes -- as long as you let me do all the talkin' to the wimmins. I'll let you talk to the cops, if we run into any. Deal?
What about wimmin cops?
Anybody see, "Viva Zapatero"?
Yes -- as long as you let me do all the talkin' to the wimmins. I'll let you talk to the cops, if we run into any. Deal?
What if the cops are chicks?
Damn you, Eli. I'd shake my fist, but I still need to recover my strength.
Eli: What about wimmin cops?
Hadn't thought of that. Maybe you'd like to come along to help with that...?
.
NTodd--
Hu?
(OK -- seriously outta here!)
Hey, gang. I just shot a guy in the face. Can y'all run some interference for me with the cops for the next 12 or so hours
Sure, but why?
It was all my fault!
I'm so sorry I caused you and your family all this pain.
.
Mmmmm, wimmin cops.
With handcuffs.
When an actor in a movie can't read the line "What's that?" convincingly, the movie may not be very good.
Prior - Kelly Hu.
Hadn't thought of that. Maybe you'd like to come along to help with that...?
Heh. I'm reminded of a lyric from Tim Cavanaugh's "Get Drunk With Dignity":
There are certain phrases you must learn to avoid
Phrases like, "That badge looks stupid,"
And, "I can prove these shoes are fireproof"..
Yes -- as long as you let me do all the talkin' to the wimmins. I'll let you talk to the cops, if we run into any. Deal?
What about wimmin cops?
Eli | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 10:48 pm | #
Yes -- as long as you let me do all the talkin' to the wimmins. I'll let you talk to the cops, if we run into any. Deal?
What if the cops are chicks?
NTodd, Love Bug | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 10:48 pm | #
you guys are getting scary.
Thers: When an actor in a movie can't read the line "What's that?" convincingly, the movie may not be very good.
Is Denise Crosby in this flick?
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For John Kerry Supporting the Fighting Dems, Feels Like 1972 Again -
http://blog.thedemocraticdaily.c...ily.com/?
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Mmmmm, wimmin cops.
With handcuffs.
Dash Riprock
And long, hard, thick billy clubs...
Oops, did I say too much?
I'm in the usual. Chainmail, bustier, hip-waders, cigarette in holder, hoop skirt, shoulderpads, jockstrap, longbow w/ quiver, and fruit hat.
Thers, Dunedain
I'm pretty sure that the cigarette is what makes the ensemble...
Prior - Kelly Hu.
Wait, am I not the only person who occasionally watches CSI:NY?
What kind of purse goes with that?
What do you think I am, some kind of freak?
Jeez.
I'm currently enamoured of Kelly Hu. -NTodd
You know, if you process these feelings you won't feel as much need for a woman to kick your ass.
I'm pretty sure that the cigarette is what makes the ensemble...
Marcia Brady ∞
==
It IS all about the accessories, isn't it?
"Oops, did I say too much?"
No, why did you stop, for crissakes!
So did they blow the whole CGI budget in the last Sci-Fi movie, and for this one just decided to use dinosaur puppets?
Wait, am I not the only person who occasionally watches CSI:NY?
Since I don't get TV, you just might be. But I love her in Scorpion King. Oh yes, how I love her.
I'm pretty sure that the cigarette is what makes the ensemble...
Marcia Brady ∞
yes, somehow reminding me of a george platt lyons photo.
So did they blow the whole CGI budget in the last Sci-Fi movie, and for this one just decided to use dinosaur puppets?
To be fair, I'm pretty sure I saw some guys in rubber suits, too.
You know, if you process these feelings you won't feel as much need for a woman to kick your ass.
I'm all about processing feelings.
Thers, Dunedain
That's Dunadan. Dunedain is the plural form.
Since I don't get TV, you just might be. But I love her in Scorpion King. Oh yes, how I love her.
What a coincidence - I don't get Scorpion King.
That's Dunadan. Dunedain is the plural form.
Thers contains multitudes.
Is Denise Crosby in this flick?
NOBODY is in this movie. Even the plastic dinosaurs seem ashamed of themselves.
I'm all about processing feelings.
==
Us girls will give you a makeover at eschatwo. It'll be a whole new you.
I'm all about processing feelings.
I thought you were all about processed meats.
Man, THAT was fucking arduous.
Memo to self: get business software.
Bacon is a feeling.
I amused by the spectacle of Eric Roberts battling the T-Rex puppet with heavy construction equipment.
I thought you were all about processed meats.
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Whatever, JeffCo, it's the process that counts.
"Eat this, Barney!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And long, hard, thick billy clubs...
Oops, did I say too much?
rorschach, narcismo
Well, you'd better hope they're a bit more sensitive to your poor manhole than the guys who did Abner Luima.
Just sayin'.....
And long, hard, thick billy clubs...
Oops, did I say too much?
rorschach, narcismo
Well, you'd better hope they're a bit more sensitive to your poor manhole than the guys who did Abner Luima.
Just sayin'.....
Thers contains multitudes. -Eli
Yawp.
Man, THAT was fucking arduous.
Memo to self: get business software.
If you ever need any databases, let me know.
Thers contains multitudes. -Eli
==
He's full of tiny little jews too? What're the odds?
Thers, Dunedain
That's Dunadan. Dunedain is the plural form.
"Thers" and "Dunedain" are items in a series; "Denedain" is not intended as a modifier. The person who can figure out the THIRD item that logically follows in the series wins a valuable prize.
Quendi, Shmendi.
Thers contains multitudes. -Eli
Yawp.
JeffCO
That's barbaric.
Did you do your taxes, watertiger?
"Well, you'd better hope they're a bit more sensitive to your poor manhole than the guys who did Abner Luima."
They would be very gentle. They used to be Victoria's Secret models before entering the police academy, intent on "making a difference" in the world.
Oh, yes.
"Thers" and "Dunedain" are items in a series; "Denedain" is not intended as a modifier. The person who can figure out the THIRD item that logically follows in the series wins a valuable prize.
Dunedani Messiah? Children Of Dunedain? God Emperor Of Dunedain?
Chapterhouse Dunedain?
Beyond the Valley of the Dunedain?
They would be very gentle. They used to be Victoria's Secret models before entering the police academy, intent on "making a difference" in the world.
Oh, yes.
Dash Riprock
I like the way this is coming together.
Chimpy sees enemy action in Pakistan -- from a tennis ball.
Beyond the Valley of the Dunedain?
Dunedain The Right Thing?
Thers, the Bobbited Sword that was Broken?
"Thers" and "Dunedain" are items in a series; "Denedain" is not intended as a modifier. The person who can figure out the THIRD item that logically follows in the series wins a valuable prize.
Thers, Dunedain, Bacon
Chimpy sees enemy action in Pakistan -- from a tennis ball.
JEAN SCHMIDT WAS RIGHT!!!
To the barricades!
If you ever need any databases, let me know.
There's this really cool bakery business software...
Mena, yeah. I just itemized expenses. I'm now officially blind.
The person who can figure out the THIRD item that logically follows in the series wins a valuable prize.
Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez?
Even the plastic dinosaurs seem ashamed of themselves.
Christ, how did it end? I didn't even see the ending.
Why was Corbin Bernsen wearing a beret?
There's this really cool bakery business software...
Well, I was kinda thinking in terms of an Access database. I do those.
(what's the bakery software?)
I just itemized expenses. I'm now officially blind.
==
Just say no. HRBlock does me just fine. I used to go to a CPA, but my finances are simple these days, I probably could do them myself, but life's too dhort as it is. I really don't want to pay this year anyway, when I think of how much these bastards have stolen from us.
Eli,
It's supercool - calculates pretty much everything you ever need calculated, down to what you should charge per item, based on the ingredients.
I think it costs somewhere in the neighborhood of two grand.
Mena,
would that i could - my finances aren't that simple.
It's supercool - calculates pretty much everything you ever need calculated, down to what you should charge per item, based on the ingredients.
I think it costs somewhere in the neighborhood of two grand.
Yikes. What's it called?
"Why was Corbin Bernsen wearing a beret?"
MPB (Male Pattern Baldness)
He's quite self-conscious about it.
Yikes. What's it called?
Drawing a blank on it at the moment. I have it written down somewhere.
Eli -- good call. Compare Mean Jean under attack from the ball and the same ball that went after Chimpy.
Why was Corbin Bernsen wearing a beret?
watertiger
he's bald?
would that i could - my finances aren't that simple.
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All the more reason to pay someone else to do them, To my mind. I have a friend who is currently staging weddings in her admittedly ginormous home. While running a mortgage business out of a home office. I shudder to think.
Dash Riprock
I am loving this alias!
Well, after all of today's excitement, I'm shagged out and must abed. Adieu and all that shit.
mena,
oh, I was just organizing the expenses for the accountant. that's as far as I go; he can do all the crunching.
He's quite self-conscious about it.
Dash Riprock
i so unfortunately can relate.
'night, NTodd!
give Mex a gentle hug from us!
She's bald! She's bald? She's bald! YOU'RE BALD!
I enjoy the process of doing taxes, though I resent the fucking regime's using the public treasury for its own nefarious actions.
Thers, Dunedain, Bacon
masculine_monica_nyc
YES!
You win a FREE BLOG!
Those things don't come cheap, y'now. Congrats!
Get a good night's sleep, NTodd. Feel better.
So, should I have a couple of Aldi turkey-ham sammiches now, and put off the scrambled eggs until morning, or vice-versa?
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I think it costs somewhere in the neighborhood of two grand.
I assume you can deduct that.
Rorschach, I posted this earlier, but I am still impressed.
"Been at my sister-in-law's hanging out with the Wal-Mart crowd. Anything new here?
(Tried selling some books - tough crowd. But my BIL gave me a HIGH compliment. My first book is the ONLY book he has ever read completely - writers; listen, it don't get much better than that!)
DWD - Challenged | Homepage | 03.04.06 - 8:50 pm |"
i'd rather be shagged than fleeced.
Jeffra - wish I could help, but I wouldn't eat anything now. Eggs in the morning.
Dunedain, man of the west?
Watertiger and Eli,
Ask Tom dai lam sometime, proprietary software tends to sell for much less in Hong Kong.
Those things don't come cheap, y'now. Congrats!
Wow. Thanks so much! I was looking for a place to put all that porn ...
I think it costs somewhere in the neighborhood of two grand.
watertiger
That's not bad.
OrCAD is 6 grand.
Nûr al-Cubicle
==
You could just snog.
Don't forget to check out scout prime....
http://scoutneworleans.blogspot.com
mena: Jeffra - wish I could help, but I wouldn't eat anything now. Eggs in the morning.
But all I've had today was two cinnamon-raisin bagels and a few handfuls of tortilla chips. My tum-tum rumbles! And, I'll probably be up for another 5-6 hrs., so...
.
I assume you can deduct that.
yah.
Britain and US announce troop pullout from Iraq...for spring 2007. 13 more months of mayhem!
Congratulations, DWD!!
I didn't mean to kill Pat Tillman. I just wanted to wing him.
Okay, I'm fixin' some eats. brb
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"Just out of curiosity- has anyone here encountered a professional Christian who wasn't corrupt?"
I know a Phillipino guy, millionaire, who's a father in the Catholic Church, I think... Corrupt as all hell.
"Just out of curiosity- has anyone here encountered a professional Christian who wasn't corrupt?"
The guys at the Wittenburg Door come to mind.
"I am in the market for a silent torture ray you could aim at loud, obnoxious upstairs neighbors. Seems both The Fella and I have them."
Pick it up with an amp and beam it back at them with a directional speaker. Add a little time-delay.
My sis once had that problem with a neighbor's barking dog. That is, until he got his own medicine back at him in spades...
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