I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Fristle?
Bush presidency: FIERY WRECK!
'Mazing.
Jeff Gannon: hooker
Claude Allen: thief
Dick Cheney: batterer
Hola, Eli.
fuck the fucking chimp.
Well, and here we are again.
Santorum, yet again, peploids.
Check out Brad DeLong as he finds the inner wanker of Victor Davis Hansen.
Hola, Eli.
Bonjour, res.
Yowsa.
Heard a rumor that, after the 62-2 vote to kill the port deal, the administration is considering a new, more efficient, electronic voting system for congress. The new system, supplied by Diebold, will be called the "Freedom Count"
As the wingers work up their outrage about dead hostages in Iraq, don't forget that a little while ago they were laughing at them.
rorschach ... So pleased to hear your news of this morning. Whew!
It was a simply spectacular day.
the clouds are starting to drift overhead...
DailyKos and Atrios suck. MyDD and Politics1 are superior.
Vicki, Nim & Jen are here now -- having Tea
We'll let you know how the Fisher lake Inn is
From the thread below:
We've reached the end of the days of Republicanism=Bushism, and people are now desperate to redefine it.
Hannity and Brownback are now calling themselves "Reagan conservatives."
Well, I managed to crush my right index finger. Ouch it hurts.
.
Well, I can tell you who doesn't like my new camera one bit: My laptop. Processing 9-megabit image files makes Laptop angry. Laptop SMASH!!!
What an odd troll.
Huh.
.
Eli is slim at polls.
rorschach ... So pleased to hear your news of this morning. Whew!
res ipsa loquitur | 03.11.06 - 4:42 pm | #
Thank you, res! It's damn good news, all right. Here's hoping my luck holds out on Monday!
I wonder how long it will be before a newspaper calls for impeachment? It's bound to happen. Any bets? Seriously.
It was a simply spectacular day.
the clouds are starting to drift overhead...
Meh. It was fairly warm here, but completely overcast. I would have liked some nice blue sky and fluffy clouds to backdrop the St. Patrick's Day parade, but God hates me.
P O'Neill -
Didn't Limbaugh say something like he was glad the Christian peace activists were captured?
to nap or not to nap? that is the question.
My laptop. Processing 9-megabit image files makes Laptop angry.
Digital loser.
.
Rorschach is the terror of the underworld.
NO TOPICS!
Pie is an instant hi
God hates me.
Eli
Can you blame him? I mean, really?
Digital loser.
Dinosaur.
Eli is slim at polls.
I am also the the most beautiful dalmatian in the world, and 45 inches at the withers and 390 lbs.
Making me also the *largest* dalmatian in the world.
DailyKos and Atrios suck. MyDD and Politics1 are superior.
OICU
check...and mate!
There's a mourning dove peering in my window. Hello, mourning dove.
Oh, and go, Team USA!
rorschach is administered to hundreds of thousands of people each year
Heh.
Rorschach is the terror of the underworld.
...
Pie is an instant hi
I'm chopped liver.
My laptop won't process my fingerpaints.
Digital loser.
Have you been to my blog lately?
NO TOPICS!
I don't understand. What are we debating? 
Incognito is exploded.
i'm a lovely person
really!
If only the Bush administration was this inept when they rob us.
cryin titty baby of the north east m ... no gonna say but you figure it out ... dont worry its kismet not karma
Googlism:
"catnip is an edible herb for humans as well as an aromatic one for cats"
That works for me.
and...
"catnip is an inherited "autosomal dominant trait"
I guess that answers my earlier napping question.
Now, about that child abducting, Eli...
DailyKos and Atrios suck. MyDD and Politics1 are superior.
You misspelled "tehh suXXX0R1111LOL!!!1"
Aelred is a parish, a fictional monk, wreiting 700 years after the event and not really leaving us.
"aelred is the most extraordinary labrador i have evern known"
DailyKos and Atrios suck. MyDD and Politics1 are superior.
Good for them! I hope you enjoy staying there and leaving us the fuck alone from now on.
DailyKos and Atrios suck. MyDD and Politics1 are superior.
Well, that's that, then.
news is always gonna be news
Have you been to my blog lately?
Yes.
.
Now, about that child abducting, Eli...
Well, that's why I'm designed primarily for those who have not yet served in a presidency...
I wish I could hang out at the superior blogs, but they just won't have me. I think you need a doctorate to comment there.
Yes.
Alrighty then.
I haven't forgotten the... other thing. Am still waiting on the... materials.
Now, about that child abducting, Eli...
Eli is Jennifer Beals's character from The L Word?
Small world.
Mary is timing her contractions. If I have to miss Sci-Fi liveblogging, I'm gonna be pissed.
Heh. Plugged in my real name and got this:
d____ is too sexy
d____ is the light of the world
d____ is beautiful
d____ is dead
d____ is now tucked away writing her new material
news is always gonna be news
Clarissa Explains All
Wait! I need to jot that down. Damn. Where's my pen?
Mary is timing her contractions. If I have to miss Sci-Fi liveblogging, I'm gonna be pissed.
OHMIGOD! I'M SO NERVOUS!
rorschach is administered to hundreds of thousands of people each year
Heh.
rorschach
Rorschach is also a "disturbed street vigilante" in an Alan Moore graphic novel, apparently.
eli is a pure warrior and accustomed to close melee combat.
Awesome.
Mary is timing her contractions.
The party is on, then?
I've been told on the previous thread that I need to get off my ass and start making money off my blog. I have no idea how one goes about this.
Anyone with insights and advice, please e-mail me! I'd hate to annoy my well-wishers.
Mary is timing her contractions. If I have to miss Sci-Fi liveblogging, I'm gonna be pissed.
Tell her to cross her legs.
Hey spork_incident:
Did you see the NYTimes crossword
puzzle Thursday? There was a spork
in one of the clues....
I wish I could hang out at the superior blogs, but they just won't have me. I think you need a doctorate to comment there.
I think at Republican blogs, you can comment if you have a subscription to Guns and Ammo.
Interesting juxtaposition...
eli is adorable and i enjoyed my visit very much
eli is running from the amish tradition he's never felt fully a part of
McCain, tone deaf? The man who called the Vietnamese "gooks" after accepting an invitation to visit Vietnam for purposes of "normalizing" relations? Impossible!
.
Tell her to cross her legs.
It's a little late *now*...
Mary is timing her contractions.
Hurray!
You're still naming the kid rorschach, regardless of gender, right?
The check is in the mail, I swear.
Shite. Gotta go grab the laundry out of the dryer.
Tell Mary not to give birth til I get back!
Mary is timing her contractions.
s______ is a senior at a large university and only lacks 15 hours
s_______ is a very beautiful woman and she seems nice
OHMIGOD! I'M SO NERVOUS!
Breathe!
Woo hoo!
Anyone with insights and advice, please e-mail me! I'd hate to annoy my well-wishers.
rorschach | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 4:53 pm |
Blogs don't really make money, and never right away. There are several sites including Google that will put ads on your site (you control where by where you insert the HTML), but you won't get a dime unless the traffic linking through the ad gets over a certain level. And you can make hats and t-shirts and the like, but there's no guarantee they'll sell.
todd is godd
todd is the new champ
todd is delightfully gruesome
Where's moi and 4lg? "Survivor Man" is on Discovery Channel tonight, 8PM PST. Check your local listings.
.
Whi is Mary and why is she having a baby?
Watching MSNBC and everyone claiming that the levees breaking in New Orleans was unpredictable.
Heck, I could predict it just by listening to Led Zeppelin IV.
McCain, tone deaf? The man who called the Vietnamese "gooks" after accepting an invitation to visit Vietnam for purposes of "normalizing" relations?
No, no. The McCranky who called Chelsea Clinton the ugly spawn of the Clintoris and Reno.
Whi is Mary and why is she having a baby?
When a man and a woman love each other very much, or have had a lot to drink...
george bush
george bush is a monkey
george bush is an american
george bush is a coward
george bush is demanding to be heard
george bush is torn about tax
george bush is clearly not up to the job
george bush is pregnant erratic policy behavior result of massive hormone surge washington
george bush is contributing the the personal destruction of tens of thousands of lives aroung the world
and so on
Waitaminnit -- Thers wasn't kidding?
Holy kazoozis!!!!!!
"It was a simply spectacular day.
the clouds are starting to drift overhead...
watertiger "
Agreed, spent the entire day so far working the lawn and finally cutting back the overgrown front garden beds. Tired, dirty and a bit sunburned, but it was a blast.
Sunshine, who would have thought it was fun.
Clinton mum on close ties to Wal-Mart
Who's got the ice chips?
Clinton mum on close ties to Wal-Mart
Stunning insight. Why must you idolize the Clenis and the Clintoris?
Eli sez:
I haven't forgotten the... other thing. Am still waiting on the... materials.
That's... great. Glad to... hear it.
.
Heck, I could predict it just by listening to Led Zeppelin IV.
Hahahaha! Good one.
Whi is Mary and why is she having a baby?
She lives with a lout, and they're Irish Catholics.
OHMIGOD! I'M SO NERVOUS!
watertiger
Who did funnier show about waiting for the baby? Ricky,Ethel and Fred? Or Rob and Laura? Can you think of any others?
Who's got the ice chips?
Rosie?
When a man and a woman love each other very much, or have had a lot to drink...
Eli
I do much better with visuals.
All babies look like Winston Churchill.
Except Winston Churchill, who looked like
the kid who played Screetch on
SAVED BY THE BELL.
Thers
You didn't comfirm a hotspot and cable in the waiting room?
DailyKos and Atrios suck. MyDD and Politics1 are superior.
i swear by pepsi over coke and rocks in my socks over appendicitis myself.
Who did funnier show about waiting for the baby? Ricky,Ethel and Fred? Or Rob and Laura? Can you think of any others?
footloose
Battlestar Galactica.
That was hilarious!
steve sez:
Did you see the NYTimes crossword
puzzle Thursday? There was a spork
in one of the clues....
Shaw Kenawe mentioned it over at my place.
.
When a man and a woman love each other very much, or have had a lot to drink...
Eli
Oh damn what did I do last night?
well atrios thinks that we are in the post bush era, but i am telling you that it ain't that simple.
the joker in the deck is osama bin forgotten, plus a certain investigation by one patrick fitzgerald.
i see a much uglier ending to this illegitimate regime! i sense some kind of political singularity coming up. something truly different for this country.
Is Mary having her baby?
Who's boiling the water and gathering towels?
I do much better with visuals.
I don't have any pictures, I would probably have to show you in person.
Is Mary having her baby?
Tena
She's timing her contractions.
Thers is worried about missing TV.
i see a much uglier ending to this illegitimate regime! i sense some kind of political singularity coming up. something truly different for this country.
Wouldn't that require a real and cohesive opposition to the regime?
kerry will run again- 'tougher' this time he says.
and throw the election just like before.
Who did funnier show about waiting for the baby? Ricky,Ethel and Fred? Or Rob and
Laura? Can you think of any others?
footloose
V
When that blonde chick delivered
a reptile, I nearly bust a gut.
Anyone finding themselves insufficiently nauseated by our pro-torture administration should catch this week's This American Life from PRI. The theme is Habeas Schmabeas and includes interviews with some former guests of Guantanamo Bay who are remarkably good-natured given their extreme maltreatment and defamation.
" i sense some kind of political singularity coming up. something truly different for this country."
Which will be known when Chimpy shows up in a custom made uniform with shoulder boards and really fancy braid.
She's timing her contractions.
Thers is worried about missing TV.
At least she has her priorities straight.
.
i see a much uglier ending to this illegitimate regime! i sense some kind of political singularity coming up. something truly different for this country.
Wouldn't that require a real and cohesive opposition to the regime?
masculine_monica_nyc
why would it?
that's like saying rotten vegetables need a composting bin before they rot
Randy Marsh: You see, Token, when a man and a woman really love each other, the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina. It's called 'making love,' and its normal.
Token: And when the woman has 4 penises in her, and then stands above the guys and pees on them, is that love making? Five midgets beating a man covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that love making?
Well, we don't know if the show is on. She wants it to be, so she's cleaning the living room. She is a bit... impatient.
Well, we don't know if the show is on. She wants it to be, so she's cleaning the living room. She is a bit... impatient.
Thers, Faith Healer
Is any of that metaphorical? Cause it should be!
"At least she has her priorities straight.
.
spork_incident "
And Thers doesn't?
Well, we don't know if the show is on. She wants it to be, so she's cleaning the living room. She is a bit... impatient.
Thers, Faith Healer
our midwife said to bring on the contractions quicker and quicker to stand under the shower and stimulate the nipples.
Well, we don't know if the show is on. She wants it to be, so she's cleaning the living room. She is a bit... impatient.
How far along is she? Fourth or fifth trimester?
"The president deserved better," Mr. McCain said.
Deserves the same as Miloslovik.
so she's cleaning the living room.
Sounds good so far.
I do much better with visuals.
Go here.
I don't have any pictures, I would probably have to show you in person.
Eli
Alrighty then. Just go west to Montana and hang a right.
How far apart are her contractions?
I'm sure there's a TV somewhere in the hospital.
Five midgets beating a man covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that love making?
Vinaigrette, maybe.
.
And when the woman has 4 penises in her, and then stands above the guys and pees on them, is that love making?
In that case the urine is the certification, and it isn't love until it rains.
Hey spork_incident:
Did you see the NYTimes crossword
puzzle Thursday? There was a spork
in one of the clues....
steve simels
hey steve!
that's so last Thursday.
I posted the info on spork's
blog.
Did you get the "inside the box"
puzzle on Wednesday?
Heh!
Deserves the same as Miloslovik.
Jesus X. Crutch | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 5:04 pm |
He deserves to have pieces of him at London Bridge.
How far along is she? Fourth or fifth trimester? -Eli
I thought she was on the quarter system.
our midwife said to bring on the contractions quicker and quicker to stand under the shower and stimulate the nipples.
I tried that for a while this morning, but it didn't work. Even after two hours all it did was make my nipples ache.
how to throw an election:
A. go windsurfing in some ridiculous outfit
B. do not challenge vote fraud
Who did funnier show about waiting for the baby? Ricky,Ethel and Fred? Or Rob and Laura? Can you think of any others?
footloose | 03.11.06 - 4:58 pm | #
Murphy Brown.
Shaw Kenawe:
Yeah, I got it. One of the rare
puzzles I didn't cheaton by looking
stuff up online....
And when the woman has 4 penises in her, and then stands above the guys and pees on them ...
Ah, you've seen Michael Ninn's "Neo_Pornographia" series, then?
BTW, glad to hear the encouraging health news rorschach, and I hope someone steps up with info regarding pimping your site. It's one of my regular stops.
our midwife said to bring on the contractions quicker and quicker to stand under the shower and stimulate the nipples.
not a fascist
How will it bring contratctions quicker if Thers stands under the shower and stimulates his nipples?
More importantly, can Thers do all that and still watch TV?
I tried that for a while this morning, but it didn't work. Even after two hours all it did was make my nipples ache.
Thers, Faith Healer
haha.
it worked almost immediately for us.
Go here.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
I see contractions there but I suspect they're not exactly the contractions that are going on right now.
e_____ is king again
e_____ is a dumpling
e_____ is your arse on fire?
e_____ is a principal consultant with
e_____ is the devil? who would have
e_____ is the illest
e_____ is king again . . .
How come I aways come out sucky on these things.
Thers is worried about missing TV.
Since he wasn't allowed in for our first one at the time, he enjoyed The Eiger Sanction.
I was knocked out and missed it. We always refer to it as Jen's movie though.
Thank you, monica! On both counts.
Thers is worried about missing TV.
rorschach | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 5:01 pm | #
Uh, someone did mention to Thers that once the baby arrives, he can kiss decent TV goodbye forever? Right?
our midwife said to bring on the contractions quicker and quicker to stand under the shower and stimulate the nipples.
I tried that for a while this morning, but it didn't work. Even after two hours all it did was make my nipples ache.
I'll be right over to stimulate NYMary's nipples. You just keep drinking the Guinness.
I was in labor 2 1/2 days. That baby didn't want to come out!
I see contractions there but I suspect they're not exactly the contractions that are going on right now.
Well, that's how they got into this trouble in the first place.
Did you see the NYTimes crossword
puzzle Thursday? There was a spork
in one of the clues....
steve simels
I do the Sunday NYT puzzle, and may I just say that I fucking hate Will Shortz? Does every puzzle have to be based on puns, asshole?
I miss Will Weng.
Breathe!
Okay, okay. I'm calmer now.
It's a good kind of nervous. Excited nervous.
Mary is timing her contractions. If I have to miss Sci-Fi liveblogging, I'm gonna be pissed.
Thers,
Since she's usually pretty quick, maybe you can get back in time. Heh.
From the bottom of my heart, goddess bless your family.
How come I aways come out sucky on these things.
ql in ny | 03.11.06 - 5:07 pm | #
Don't worry, ql -- you've always
been aces in my book.
I was in labor 2 1/2 days. That baby didn't want to come out!
For my mom, it was 40 minutes between her water breaking and my screaming. I was also 10 days early. I was in a hurry.
I miss Will Weng.
Eugene Maleska, why hast thou forsaken me?
In that case the urine is the certification, and it isn't love until it rains.
It's raining on men, hallelujah...
Alrighty then. Just go west to Montana and hang a right.
On my way. I'll be there in about a week or two.
I was in labor 2 1/2 days. That baby didn't want to come out!
Shaw Kenawe
I swear it was the first time in my life I thought I could actually die from something.
I just have two words: epi dural
(not for you, Thers)
the midwife told me i was the calmest partner she had ever met.
she didn't know i wasn't calm. i was in shock.
Well, we don't know if the show is on. She wants it to be, so she's cleaning the living room. She is a bit... impatient.
Couldn't someone help her along? I saw on the episode of TLW where Eli-as-Bette and Tina were at the OB/GYN's office that sexual arousal and orgasm help bring on the right kinda contractions.
/doesn't know what she's talking about ...
how to throw an election:
A. go windsurfing in some ridiculous outfit
B. Genghis Khan
Uh, someone did mention to Thers that once the baby arrives, he can kiss decent TV goodbye forever? Right?
This is number 3 for Thers (4 for NYMary). He makes the kids watch Sci-Fi Channel.
Still 15 minutes apart. For the record, I was betting it would be next Friday, so I don't think tonight's the night.
I miss Will Weng.
Eugene Maleska, why hast thou forsaken me?
watertiger
I've got a huge book of puzzles edited by Maleska. I miss him too.
Henry Hook edits the Boston Globe Sunday puzzle, but they're never as good as the NYTimes.
I've read somewhere that orgasm both speeds and eases delivery. (not your orgasm, Thers, so quit your wanking!)
That always struck me as strange, somehow.
I do the Sunday NYT puzzle, and may I just say that I fucking hate Will Shortz? Does every puzzle have to be based on puns, asshole?
Oi!
On my way. I'll be there in about a week or two.
Eli
I'll keep the porch light on. It's the grey and white house. You can't miss it.
Awesome. Another lib on the way. There actually is hope against the Duggar hegeomony.
Still 15 minutes apart. For the record, I was betting it would be next Friday, so I don't think tonight's the night.
I was betting last Wednesday. I say he's going to be a Sunday's child.
Of course, I know next to nothing about bearing children.
Couldn't someone help her along? I saw on the episode of TLW where Eli-as-Bette and Tina were at the OB/GYN's office that sexual arousal and orgasm help bring on the right kinda contractions.
Eh? The what now?
Eugene Maleska, why hast thou forsaken me?
I stopped doing the puzzle during the reign of Maleska. It was too easy.
.
Couldn't someone help her along? I saw on the episode of TLW where Eli-as-Bette and Tina were at the OB/GYN's office that sexual arousal and orgasm help bring on the right kinda contractions.
That's true. That, nipple stimulation, a few other things I don't remember. Red wine can slow them down.
kent is wearing out his welcome
Is at the top of the list of googleisms.
Hmmmmmmmm. I mean its gotta be true, right?
.
Still 15 minutes apart.
How close together to contractions have to be before you start the car and head to wherever you have the baby?
Did you ever see a Jew jitsu?
Well, I did!!!!!
I do the Sunday NYT puzzle, and may I just say that I fucking hate Will Shortz? Does every puzzle have to be based on puns, asshole?
Although I get most of his pop culture clues, I end up feeling like I'm doing the TV Guide puzzle. I've switched more to Cryptics.
I saw on the episode of TLW where Eli-as-Bette and Tina were at the OB/GYN's office that sexual arousal and orgasm help bring on the right kinda contractions.
At about this time, most women would love to cut off the father's penis.
Sex is the last thing on one's mind.
If it's your first, you're apprehensive. If not, you're something a bit more...um...
Clinton mum on close ties to Wal-Mart
Oh for crying out loud, when she was on the board it was way before they had grown into teh biggest retailer in the nation. She got them to cough up lots of bucks for education in Arkansas.
crypics make me feel like i'm assembling some sort of russian spaceship.
cant get em'
I've read somewhere that orgasm both speeds and eases delivery.
Not strange at all. Loosens things up, relaxes muscles, makes things slicker.
I'll keep the porch light on. It's the grey and white house. You can't miss it.
Excellent. Got wifi?
Eugene Maleska, why hast thou forsaken me?
He looks naked without his T.
Well, we don't know if the show is on. She wants it to be, so she's cleaning the living room. She is a bit... impatient.
Just Tivo the show.
How close together to contractions have to be before you start the car and head to wherever you have the baby?
res ipsa loquitur
a couple of minutes...of course by then driving is contraindicated. 
żLa nina del Thersites y Maria del Nueva York, she ees arrriving today?
żeh?
Well, we don't know if the show is on. She wants it to be, so she's cleaning the living room. She is a bit... impatient.
Thers, Faith Healer
I know. Why don't you just get her to put on her coat and galoshes and start walking toward the hospital. By the time she gets there she'll be all set.
Not strange at all. Loosens things up, relaxes muscles, makes things slicker.
Thers, Faith Healer
Oh, biologically, it makes perfect sense.
I was talking more about the mood...
a couple of minutes...of course by then driving is contraindicated.
How far apart should the contraindications be?
I know. Why don't you just get her to put on her coat and galoshes and start walking toward the hospital. By the time she gets there she'll be all set.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
i think that's actually the law in croatia
Excellent. Got wifi?
Eli
I'm totally unplugged.
Of course, I know next to nothing about bearing children.
watertiger | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 5:12 pm | #
Cmon, didn't you see GONE WITH THE
WIND?
Birthin' babies easy. You put a knife
under the bed and it cuts the pain in
half.
How close together to contractions have to be before you start the car and head to wherever you have the baby?
About 5. Or if the water breaks.
żLa nina del Thersites y Maria del Nueva York, she ees arrriving today?
I think it's el nino, actually.
("I am El Nino! For those of you who don't habla espanol, El Nino is Spanish for... The Nino!")
d___ is yet to decide on centerpieces.
I was talking more about the mood...
"Now is not the time for foreplay!"
kent is wearing out his welcome
Is at the top of the list of googleisms.
Racist disembigulatory claptrap!
Clinton mum on close ties to Wal-Mart
Oh for crying out loud, when she was on the board it was way before they had grown into teh biggest retailer in the nation. She got them to cough up lots of bucks for education in Arkansas.
I heard Bill used to shoplift there, and Hillary would come by later to pay for what he stole. Very embarrassing.
Mary is timing her contractions. If I have to miss Sci-Fi liveblogging, I'm gonna be pissed.
What? You're not taking the laptop to the hospital to liveblog the birth?
Loooocy! Etel! Get Fret! We nee' to go to th' hospital! Aye Aye Aye!
I'm totally unplugged.
We really must do something about that.
WT, that's birthin'
Birthin' babies easy. You put a knife under the bed and it cuts the pain in half.
I've started tearing up sheets - where should I send them?
patriot act.
bipartisan fascist support.
hillary.
frist.
peas in a pod.
Just Tivo the show.
It's live SciFi blogging, PRICKSTEIN.
I heard Bill used to shoplift there, and Hillary would come by later to pay for what he stole. Very embarrassing.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
Not exactly.
He just kept trying to return his mistresses for refunds.
He just kept trying to return his mistresses for refunds.
rorschach
mop up at the courtesy counter please
alright!
d___ is a booger
How far apart should the contraindications be?
Eli
About this far apart:
contraindication
contraindication
Racist disembigulatory claptrap!
Spake by crapulous lickspittles.
peas in a pod
Sure. This is not news. Why hold on to childish notions about the Clintoris?
What? You're not taking the laptop to the hospital to liveblog the birth?
Bad wifi connection. Very primitive conditions. They do have cable in the delivery room, though, and a fold-out couch for partners. And quarter kegs and a raw bar.
Sure. This is not news. Why hold on to childish notions about the Clintoris?
masculine_monica_nyc
and the point is?
Mr. Claude Allen's lawyer says this is all a mistake. A misunderstanding. Confusion over his credit card because he's moved so many times...blah....blah...blah...
and the point is?
Thick as a Brick.
Great album.
d___ is the standard that all other comicbook shop clerks hopelessly try to emulate.
Come ON, Sean Patrick!
d_____ is also a great exponent of toe
and the point is?
Yeah. What're you on about?
Confusion over his credit card because he's moved so many times...blah....blah...blah...
Shaw Kenawe
he thought the cd player was the same one he bought three hours earlier that he got the refund for
I've started tearing up sheets - where should I send them?
JeffCO
I'm boiling water.
what was all that boiling water for?????
It's live SciFi blogging, PRICKSTEIN.
I'm telling Altmouse, Drunkerty.
He just kept trying to return his mistresses for refunds.
If you return enough of them, you can get a wicked nice plasma TV.
Mr. Claude Allen's lawyer says this is all a mistake. A misunderstanding. Confusion over his credit card because he's moved so many times...blah....blah...blah...
Must be one of them evil trial lawyers I hear about every election.
We really must do something about that.
Eli
Yes. We must and we shall!
(Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?)
and the point is?
Thick as a Brick.
Great album.
Really don't mind if I sit this one out.
Both times, 6 hours from the first contraction til birth. Natural (not by choice).
Aw, nuts.
Now all I have is even more Curly.
Unless you're interested in bizarre dreams that have nearly no connection to reality.
.
and the point is?
Thick as a Brick.
Great album.
pie
and the point is?
Yeah. What're you on about?
masculine_monica_nyc
weird in club rules i guess.
Mr. Claude Allen's lawyer says this is all a mistake. A misunderstanding. Confusion over his credit card because he's moved so many times...blah....blah...blah...
Oh that's going to fly...wasn't it about $5000 worth of mistake over a number of years?
what was all that boiling water for?????
Shaw Kenawe
Thers is all Irish and shit. He wants to be sure his new kid has plenty of boiled potatoes from the get-go.
(Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?)
Well, it's definitely not *me*...
what was all that boiling water for????? Shaw Kenawe
After his 15th child, they made the dad stick his balls in it.
what was all that boiling water for?????
To better distill the grain alcohol.
kent is wearing out his welcome
Well, since we seem to be losers, come sit by me. We'll make our own fun.
what was all that boiling water for????? Shaw Kenawe
After his 15th child, they made the dad stick his balls in it.
JeffCO
Aahh, I see.
*tip toes out of the room*
Oh that's going to fly...wasn't it about $5000 worth of mistake over a number of years?
Well, if you frame it in Republican terms, that might as well be pocket lint.
I'm having sympathetic living room cleaning pains.
Jethro Tull has no rebop!!!
weird in club rules i guess. -not a fascist
Ahh, we have yet another cast member of the Peanut Butter Players production of "Nobody Liked Me in High School" - welcome!
How close together to contractions have to be before you start the car and head to wherever you have the baby?
res ipsa loquitur
For the fourth, in a woman goes quickly, probably about 8 or 9. I went at 6 and the kid came an hour and a half later.
Ahh, we have yet another cast member of the Peanut Butter Players production of "Nobody Liked Me in High School" - welcome!
JeffCO
hardly. but anyway, not worth my while to argue with right wingers. adios.
I'm having sympathetic living room cleaning pains.
I'm having sympathetic drinking and TV pains with Thers.
Watertiger--is NYMary in labor?
well no it wouldn't masculine monica.
if bush is suddenly pushed to the wall by fitz's investigation/indictments, then an attack by bin forgotten would provide an opportunity for bush to suspend the constitution and go to ruling by decree.
a frightened american people would go along initially, but soon they would want a return to the constitution. a cornered bush would decline, and plenty of conservatives are eager to do some pretty ugly things to keep weaselboy in power! we all know people like that.
and once things spin out of control it ain't going to be easy to return to constitutional norms.
once the genie is out of the bottle, he gonna be real difficult to coax back into it.
i take the dark view of things here.
Well, it's definitely not *me*...
Eli
We'll have to work on that.
Thers, how far to the delivery room?
First one = 12 hours.
Second one = 4 hours.
Third one = 2 hours.
Hell, I didn't have a fourth one, so maybe 15 minutes?
I'm having sympathetic living room cleaning pains.
watertiger
I'll give you my address.
How close together to contractions have to be before you start the car and head to wherever you have the baby?
res ipsa loquitur
Precisely one contraction closer than was assumed to be OK.
Hell, I didn't have a fourth one, so maybe 15 minutes?
Get that for me, would you Deidre?
Watertiger--is NYMary in labor?
gah.
contractions are 15 minutes apart, sally!
Nothing snappy to post, but that's
not stopping me.
Watertiger--baby looks to be born during Scifi liveblogging.
Watertiger--baby looks to be born during Scifi liveblogging.
He shalled be named "Minos"!
Wow! Could we all become blogparents tonight?
Get that for me, would you Deidre?
I'm planning on buy all of NYMary's and Thers' children for scientific experiments.
Jeffraham--read your dreamscape and love One Giant Pawprint
We'll have to work on that.
I've *been* working on it for almost 25 years, and if anything, I'm going backwards.
I'm having sympathetic living room cleaning pains.
watertiger
I'll give you my address.
I would, but I'm pretty sure she would lose all respect for me. Assuming she has any...
Nothing snappy to post, but that's
not stopping me.
steve simels
You're a trooper.
Eli--what's the preliveblogging pic on Scifi tonight?
Wow! Could we all become blogparents tonight?
Shaw Kenawe
Do we have to pay child support?
Wow! Could we all become blogparents tonight?
I want to be the semi-scandalous, tart-tongued, city-dwelling blog-aunt.
Delivery live blogging could be the best troll scrubber yet!
jawbone is version 60 How did Googlism know I just had a birthday?
Ohmigod....
Rebecca Romijn has a series starting
this week!
IMHO, John Stamos has to be the
stupidest motherfucker on the planet
for cheating on her.
once the genie is out of the bottle, he gonna be real difficult to coax back into it.
i take the dark view of things here.
dan hoppe
and for anybody who might be thinking the myriad of police/intel agencies would refuse fredo's extraconstitutional misdeeds, forget it. those jackboots are sitting in lockers all polished and shiney just waiting for the orders.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jo...-
h_b_17137.html
Eli--what's the preliveblogging pic on Scifi tonight?
I think it's The Relic.
NTodd--'every sperm is sacred...'
I would, but I'm pretty sure she would lose all respect for me. Assuming she has any...
Oh, tosh. You sent me two great albums.
i take the dark view of things here.
dan hoppe
You, me and Sandra Day O'Connor.
This is number 3 for Thers (4 for NYMary). He makes the kids watch Sci-Fi Channel.
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oops, sorry, watertiger. my brain is in rest mode today.
IMHO, John Stamos has to be the
stupidest motherfucker on the planet
for cheating on her.
Two words:
Divine Brown.
Shaw Kenawe: Wow! Could we all become blogparents tonight?
No shit?! 15 minutes, did I hear? Whoo-hoo! Housework pays off!
.
Hey, Hecate's on the Argonauts movie. Kuhl.
Hey, I sent the check off already, to secure the fact that they're going to name the new kid rorschach, regardless of gender!
That was the agreement, right?
Wow! Could we all become blogparents tonight?
Shaw Kenawe
OK, OK, I'll be the weird-assed uncle.
Again...
The segment about history of habeus corpus in Great Britain is very, very telling on This American Life this week.
What our current leaders are about to toss out with no care. Wow.
I want to be the semi-scandalous, tart-tongued, city-dwelling blog-aunt.
When my granddaughter is born, would you be willing to be the semi-scandalous, tart-tongued, East Coast city dwelling blog-aunt?
Bad wifi connection.
Oh, well, there goes a blogging first.
Seriously, all the best to Mary and you, be the big event tonight or not.
NTodd--'every sperm is sacred...'
Uh-oh.
Oh, tosh. You sent me two great albums.
You know in the thriller movies where they find the killer's apartment, and they open the door and gasp in horror at the insane disorder inside?
That was what my old apartment looked like. This one's better, but not by a whole lot...
Delivery live blogging could be the best troll scrubber yet!
Jesus X. Crutch
Talk about yer Scary Vaginas!
I want to be the semi-scandalous, tart-tongued, city-dwelling blog-aunt.
res ipsa loquitur
I want to be the eccentric, togs in tatters, poetry reading aunt who makes her/him blue cookies, which he/she never forgets.
Delivery live blogging could be the best troll scrubber yet!
That would be a first for that to happen.
The live-blogging baby goodness, I mean.
I want to be the semi-scandalous, tart-tongued, city-dwelling blog-aunt.
res ipsa loquitur
I might be becoming a mother-in-law soon. Heehee. Maybe a grandmama. I am so pysched.
When my granddaughter is born, would you be willing to be the semi-scandalous, tart-tongued, East Coast city dwelling blog-aunt?
Sallyh
Willing? I'd be honored!
Max P--are you telling me you're Uncle Fester?
if bush is suddenly pushed to the wall by fitz's investigation/indictments
I understand what you're saying, dan hoppe, but I doubt whether the king will be pushed to the wall. Just a different dark view, I guess.
A local blogger (whose post I was alerted to by the aggregator at NashvilleIsTalking) had a post up titled something along the lines of "Frist To Hold Meeting With Media." I read that originally as "Frist To Hold Meeting With Mafia," and yet, I was unfazed.
Frist!
You know in the thriller movies where they find the killer's apartment, and they open the door and gasp in horror at the insane disorder inside?
That was what my old apartment looked like. This one's better, but not by a whole lot...
Eli
Yeah, watching some mystery movie the other night, Miriam turned to me and said, "You know, if someone broke in and rifled through all of our stuff, we'd never be able to tell."
Too true.
Res--then you shall be.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--read your dreamscape and love One Giant Pawprint
That was a weird dream... almost as weird as the ones I keep having about being in the strange houses/apartment buildings with all the secret passages.
Pawprint: I know! I'm amazed the snow is still on the ground, what with it being 77F outside right now...
.
I've *been* working on it for almost 25 years, and if anything, I'm going backwards.
Poor baby. We Canadians have special remedies.
Rebecca Stamos was one of a very few celebrities who came off as incredibly sharp and impregnably witty in a Howard Stern prank interview (Jeri Ryan was another). The idiot boy sent to verbally molest her came off defeated and embarassed.
whats this about being a blogparent?
And btw - what's this Sean Patrick stuff? Assuming the babe is birthed tomorrow, it's supposed to be named after one of -these- guys:
* St. Fina
* St. Seraphina
* Sts. Theophanes
* St. Alphege
* St. Bernard of Carinola
* St. Vindician
* St. Egdunus
* Bl. Joseph Tshang-ta-Pong
* Bl. Luigi Orine, Blessed
* St. Mamilian
* St. Maximilian
* St. Mura McFeredach
* St. Paul Aurelian
* St. Peter the Deacon
Perfectly good names. What's wrong with Egdunus?
Poor baby. We Canadians have special remedies.
Do go on.
Delivery live blogging could be the best troll scrubber yet!
NTodd, why aren't you at Liberal Mountain watching the kids?
And Eli, you could manage a video setup for this, couldn't you?
Okay, you just mentioned Rebecca Stamos and Jeri Ryan in the same comment...
To quote NTodd...
SPROING!
And Eli, you could manage a video setup for this, couldn't you?
Eh? For video, you probably want the shadowy and mysterious Codename V.
Did I just say troll scrubber? yuck!
Max P--are you telling me you're Uncle Fester?
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress
I'd like to think that there is a bit of Uncle Fester in all of us.
I vote for Tshang-ta-Pong.
masculine_monica_nyc: A local blogger (whose post I was alerted to by the aggregator at NashvilleIsTalking) had a post up titled something along the lines of "Frist To Hold Meeting With Media." I read that originally as "Frist To Hold Meeting With Mafia," and yet, I was unfazed.
That seems strangely familiar. I must be having a deja vu.
.
Waltzing Matilda?
NTodd, why aren't you at Liberal Mountain watching the kids?
Well, gee, I wouldn't want to give them the plague or anything.
Actually, I'm supposed to be in Austin for SXSW, but I decided it would be unwise for me to travel at the moment. Bummer.
I have to go out ce soir during
the approximate period MINOTAUR
is on Sci-Fi.
I'll be so bummed if I miss the
blessed event.....
I want to be the semi-scandalous, tart-tongued, city-dwelling blog-aunt.
res ipsa loquitur
Weeeelll - then I get to be the outright scandalous, razor-tongued "That"s the Way the Girls are in Texas" blog-aunt.
I'd like to think that there is a bit of Uncle Fester in all of us.
Max Planck
Ew! Ick!
I'll be that furriner relative, some myserious countess from Europe
By way of Counterpuncher and independent journaist Mickey Z, what's your Mafia Name?
Hey, I'm a very experienced eccentric aunt.
Do go on.
Eli
Well...first I'd [CENSORED] and after about an hour of that we'd [CENSORED]...and...you get the picture...
Weeeelll - then I get to be the outright scandalous, razor-tongued "That"s the Way the Girls are in Texas" blog-aunt.
Done.
I feel it's important for my granddaughter to have aunts with NY soul and TTL in them; otherwise, she's condemned to know nothing but LA 'culture.' (You may laugh if you wish)
Oh man! If Thers and Mary don't name the new baby * Bl. Joseph Tshang-ta-Pong they are so missing an opportunity.
Ol' Rea Screwball & Ol' Rosa Rubberneck
why both old? we are actually very young...
Good god I'm bored.
.
.
Actually, I'm supposed to be in Austin for SXSW
How long were you going to be there? Friend of mine is playing there at the end of the week.
As an Authentic Indian, I am Wallace Trivial Chocolate.
As a mobster, I am Hot Knife Oscar.
Well...first I'd [CENSORED] and after about an hour of that we'd [CENSORED]...and...you get the picture...
That's amazing! I feel hotter already!
Good god I'm bored.
smash a finger and everything just goes to hell.
Spork--there's a birth waiting to be liveblogged...gitcher camera equipment up there...
Well...first I'd [CENSORED] and after about an hour of that we'd [CENSORED]...and...you get the picture...
Why don't you people get your own chat room?
My mafia name is - Ol' Silvia Skunkypants
heh
Good god I'm bored.
Dude, just hang in there for another 3.4 hours, and all will be well...
smash a finger and everything just goes to hell.
.
How long were you going to be there? Friend of mine is playing there at the end of the week.
watertiger
Oh yeah? Care to name names, given that I live here and all...?
can a blog actually give birth?
Eli = Kinky Guido Gallo
NTodd = Shoot 'Em Up Jack
Rorschach = Ol' Claudio Chainsaw
Steve Simels = Ralph the Spaz
Can I be Boo Radley?
(Obviously, I have self-image
problems)
I always liked Pong myself.
But for today even, there's niftier choices than S.P.:
St. Aurea
St. Constantine
St. Aengus
St. Amunia
St. Benedict Crispus
St. Vigilius
St. Teresa Margaret Redi
Sts. Trophimus & Thalus
St. Candidus
St. Firmian
St. Heraclius and Zosimus
St. Peter the Spaniard
See? I mean, what little kid wouldn't want to be called Trophimus & Thalus? My word, to have your own ampersand? Kuhl!
Hey, I'm a very experienced eccentric aunt.
You and me both.
Man, Eli, White Heat is bringing me back some memories.
there's a birth waiting to be liveblogged...gitcher camera equipment up there...
NTodd will just call me a dinosaur and make me cry.
I'm sensitive, dontcha know.
.
Why don't you people get your own chat room?
NTodd, King of Prickistan
Yeah, either IM each other or stay ON TOPIC!
Aristotle
Socrates
I feel as if I should go and do my errands so that I can be back in time for the birth.
By way of Counterpuncher and independent journaist Mickey Z, what's your Mafia Name?
I like my hip hop name: T Jazz.
That's amazing! I feel hotter already!
Eli
*smoking a cigarette*
Rorsch,
here's the deets.
You can give her stuff a listen at her website.
NYMary knows somefin' 'bout birfin' babies. Mary, I hope the delivery is without complication. You have a lot of folks pulling for you.
can a blog actually give birth?
Moonbootica
It can only spawn.
Spork--you could make NTodd cry, too.
Braeburn
Why don't you people get your own chat room?
NTodd, King of Prickistan
You got something against doing computer repairs?
Today Rare Erotica stumps for Depp.
Can I be Boo Radley?
I've got dibs on Auntie Mame.
Moonbootica: I'll be that furriner relative, some myserious countess from Europe
Moonbootica, did I ever tell you about the first Brits I ever met?
I was just a wee lad, and my mom and dad had just divorced. Dad had custody, and was dating this pretty young thang that worked in a friend's office. She was from the U.K., but went to school here... oddly, don't recall her having any accent, at all. Anyway, her parents came to visit, and lovely people they were. Now they had very upper-class accents. They brought me a Corgy die-cast scale-model of the car in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (with retractible wings!), and a really cool book on the history of trains. I still remember the smell of that book, after 36 years.
.
Eli = Kinky Guido Gallo
Excellent. Although I really like steve's...
Man, Eli, White Heat is bringing me back some memories.
I think I might be missing something here... Did you escape from prison at some point?
arg, hit enter.
my brother often jokes that Seity will learn how to type before she learns to write.
she enjoys trying to pull the keys off his laptop's keyboard and does love the mouse.
Rorsch,
here's the deets.
You can give her stuff a listen at her website.
watertiger
Teh cool!
Now get me tickets! I kid, I kid.
OK
The government painted an ominous portrait of Hamid Hayat and his father after arresting them nearly 10 months ago and charging them with lying about whether Hamid attended a terrorists' training camp in Pakistan.
The accusations depicted Hamid Hayat as so mesmerized by terrorist ideology that he sought to carry out a holy war against hospitals and even grocery stores.
[...]
Part of his father's purported confession sounds oddly like an episode of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."
.
Jeffraham Prestonian cool.
How long were you going to be there? Friend of mine is playing there at the end of the week.
Until Thursday. And I saw your post about your friend. I'm bummed I won't be able to meet a bunch of people (including some readers' single sisters, a few other liberal ladies, and the dreamy Amanda Congdon from RocketBoom) and see some cool acts.
I must be having a deja vu.
It's true: I pimped ya, JP.
there's a birth waiting to be liveblogged...gitcher camera equipment up there...
NTodd will just call me a dinosaur and make me cry.
I'm sensitive, dontcha know.
Has there ever been a birth documented in HOLGAVISION! before?
Thers isn't liveblogging the birth?
I think I might be missing something here... Did you escape from prison at some point?
Maybe she made it to the top of the world and then blew up.
.
Obviously, I have self-image
problems)
steve simels
The hero? What's the problem with that?
Now get me tickets! I kid, I kid.
I miss seeing her perform since she and her girlfriend moved out to L.A.
Harumph.
I like my hip hop name: T Jazz.
There should be a Richard Kiel Character Name Generator.
I call dibs on "Chinook Pete".
Watertiger--but you even out-Auntie Mame Auntie Mame.
Eli = Kinky Guido Gallo
Excellent. Although I really like steve's...
I was kind of taken with it too.
Ralph the Spaz...it sounds...
Authentic.
http://www.iht.com/articles/2006...ws/
soldiers.php
TOKYO Four Japanese soldiers have killed themselves since returning from Iraq, possibly because of trauma from the war, a news report said Friday.
etc.
----
1045th day since Mission Accomplished.
-
Has there ever been a birth documented in HOLGAVISION! before?
Hmmm....
.
tee hee my pirate name - Pirate Liza the Badly Burnt
NTodd will just call me a dinosaur and make me cry.
Oooh, the Weeposaurus is gonna cry!
masculine_monica_nyc: It's true: I pimped ya, JP.
I knew I'd read that somewhere. True story, too!
.
I consider it a very auspicious sign that NYMary's baby has timed his/her entry into life perfectly so as to come into a Milosevic-free world!
Smart kid.
BRUCE CUMMINGS IS ON C-SPAN!!!!
He is awesome on Korea!
Just mentioned Japanese colleagues asking him, "why do you want to work on a dirty little country like Korea?"
Watertiger--but you even out-Auntie Mame Auntie Mame.
I need to dye my hair red.
I vote for Tshang-ta-Pong.
rorschach
It's so elegant.
I'd give almost anything if they would. It would be so cool.
It would almost cancel out the mini-van.
Lettuce
Thers and NYMary's child for Senate in'62!
I vote for Tshang-ta-Pong.
rorschach
It's so elegant.
I'd give almost anything if they would. It would be so cool.
It would almost cancel out the mini-van.
Well, they do have to be mindful of the getting-his-ass-kicked-every-single-day factor...
Male nudes? Don't know what to do with them?
Hmph!
Just got back. Am I reading this right? Is it time? Are we soon to witness the next installment in the ever-popular BabyBlogging?
oh, goody.
NYMary, best wishes. May your labor be quick and uncomplicated, and your baby healthy.
Steve--and here I thought you were Mr. Pink...
Moonbootica - Ooh, where did you get your pirate name?
Hamas claims non-stop Saudi funds
Palestinian militant group Hamas said on Saturday that Saudi Arabia had vowed to remain one of the biggest financial backers of the Palestinians, despite US and European threats to cut aid.
"They (the Saudis) affirmed that political and financial aid to the Palestinian Authority and Palestinian people would continue," said Ezzat El-Resheq, a member of Hamas politburo.
"We did not go into numbers, but they promised excellent support," he told Reuters, referring to a meeting the delegation had with Prince Saud al-Faisal, the country's foreign minister, on Friday night.
Eli, here is some holgavision scripts and plugins for the pshop.
http://www.photo.net/bboard/q-an..._id=007avv&
tag=
http://exordium.concepthouse.com....com/
CHHolga.js
http://
exordium.concepthouse.com...CHLomoScript.js
Rain, rain, rain, glorious rain. I wish this day could go on for another week.
Tena here
Watertiger--that can be remedied with a trip to any supermarket, pharmacy or discount retailer.
NYMary i send you my best wishes and most postive vibes
Male nudes? Don't know what to do with them?
Hmph!
plantsman
I have some ideas but I've already been scolded by rorschach twice today. *pout*
Eli, here is some holgavision scripts and plugins for the pshop.
Thanks, doug! I actually have Gimp for Windows now...
Eli, here is some holgavision scripts and plugins for the pshop.
That's ridiculous. Just spend $25 for the damn camera.
.
I have some ideas but I've already been scolded by rorschach twice today. *pout*
catnip
Aw, go ahead!
I can't stay mad at you!
Ummm, no, Chicken Caesar. It's being there in the first place with no valid reason.
Bush's push to sell war puts hopes on Iraqi troops
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush, in his latest push to counter rising opposition to the Iraq war as it nears its third anniversary, said on Saturday he believes the country can avoid an all-out civil war because of the increased capability of Iraqi troops.
Bush said in his weekly radio address his aim was to have Iraqi forces patrol more turf than U.S. forces by year-end.
But faced with polls showing the war is increasingly unpopular, he said he understood why many Americans wonder if the Iraq conflict was worth it.
"The security of our country is directly linked to the liberty of the Iraqi people," he said. "This will require more difficult days of fighting and sacrifice, yet I am confident that our strategy will result in victory."
Hit #12,320: Tempe, AZ!
I've actually been there, btw.
.
jerry--if you're in SoCal, think about that: do you really want to commute in this shit?
That's ridiculous. Just spend $25 for the damn camera.
Is there a digital version?
So...if Saudi Arabia is supporting the Palestinian gov't (Hamas) and if Bush has vowed to attack all countries that support "terrorists", one can only logically conclude that Saudi Arabia is about to be nuked. And I thought this was going to be a somewhat quiet weekend...
I'm gonna go read the paper and fling it into the fire now.
Somebody come get me if Thers finds the keys to the mini van in time to take his wife for medical assistance, rather than waiting til the she finishes waxing the floors and puts a casserole in the oven.
2nd Round of UN Meeting on Iran Crisis Ends
The five permanent members of the United Nations Security Council has ended a second round of negotiations on how to persuade Iran to suspend its uranium enrichment works.
After the meeting in which ambassadors from the "permanent" members of Britain, France, United States, Russia, and China, participated, no declaration was issued.
In his statement, however, Chinese Ambassador to UN Wang Guangya said China uttered its objections on reinforcing the role of the International Atomic Energy Agency's (IAEA) in the Iranian crisis.
Guangya also reported the timing of bringing the case to the United Nations Security Council topic, was not discussed at the meeting.
I can't stay mad at you!
rorschach
flip-flopper!
First!
Just call me "Oscar the Spaz."
I always knew me and Simels were related!
So...if Saudi Arabia is supporting the Palestinian gov't (Hamas) and if Bush has vowed to attack all countries that support "terrorists", one can only logically conclude that Saudi Arabia is about to be nuked. And I thought this was going to be a somewhat quiet weekend...
catnip
Heh!
You just used the word "logically" while discussing Bush's foreign policy!
You are quite the joker, aren't you?
What the fuck???
Haloscan can't tell a scroll troll from a legit comment?
STOP UNDERMINING ME!
and puts a casserole in the oven.
Casseroles have suffered such an undeserved culinary cold shoulder.
I can't stay mad at you!
rorschach
flip-flopper!
catnip
Oh yeah, baby.
I am versatile.
Friends of murdered US hostage urge no retribution
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Friends of U.S. peace activist Tom Fox, who was kidnapped and killed in Iraq, cited his stance against retribution on Saturday and called for the remembrance of all victims of violence around the world.
Members of the Langley Hill Friends Meeting, a peace group in northern Virginia to which Fox belonged, read a statement he co-wrote in October 2004 in which he shunned violence, even to rescue him should he ever be kidnapped.
"We reject violence to punish anyone who harms us," said Doug Smith, quoting Fox, in a statement read to reporters at the group's headquarters in McLean, Virginia.
"We forgive those who consider us their enemies," Fox's statement continued. "Therefore, any penalty should be in the spirit of restorative justice rather than in the form of violent retribution."
BTW, my gangsta friends call me King Tree Hugga...
Learn to link, Chris.
moonbootica - Thanks!
-Moanin' Jezebel Barbossa
Back in my New Orleans bartending days, I actually was known as "Pimp Daddy."
I have no idea how that got started.
Oooo, goody! I just got my new Vanity Fair -- the one where Jack Abramoff sings and sings and sings!
Is there a digital version?
Heck, I'd buy a digital Holga just for giggles.
The point about the idiocy of Holga PS plug-ins is tht each Holga is different and produces different looking images. Holga PS plug ins would negate that.
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Casseroles have suffered such an undeserved culinary cold shoulder.
I agree. Maybe it was due to the prevalence in 1950s cookbooks of tuna with noodles and crushed potato chips for the crust.
One of my favorites is cheeseburger pie, which is extraordinarily easy and tasty (if not especially low in cholesterol, fat and calories)
-Moanin' Jezebel Barbossa - Tena
Well, if the shoe fits.... ;^)
my mother is always saying Casseroles are good student food.
I hope my chicken gets done before the tornado gets here.
Casseroles have suffered such an undeserved culinary cold shoulder.
And what of chickpeas?
Frito pie made with doritos.
Yummy!
The point about the idiocy of Holga PS plug-ins is tht each Holga is different and produces different looking images. Holga PS plug ins would negate that.
I don't really use the special effects, to be honest. It's nice to know they're there, but I don't really want to distract from the image itself.
I can't stay mad at you!
rorschach | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 5:54 pm | #
Funny you should mention....that
very song by Skeeter Davis just
came up on MP3 player....
Male nudes? Don't know what to do with them?
This is a nice photog book. I have it and the Venus counterpart.
I hope my chicken gets done before the tornado gets here.
1watt
Is that some sort of sexual euphemism?
Life's Little Victories!
Ever since I got the "new" PowerMac, my Apple scanner has not played well with it at all. Adding to the frustration, the scanner works just fine with the two elderly PowerMacs I have here. I was reduced to scanning on one computer, transferring the file(s) to my flash drive and then sucking them off the flash drive into the B&W Mac. Damned annoying, as one could imagine.
I could not find the users guide for the scanner anywhere on the Web. But I DID find a review which solved two problems, one of which I didn't even know I had.
Seems that this scanner has options for both internal and external SCSI termination. By switching the device number to an externally terminated SCSI number, the scanner now performs perfectly with my Blue and White PowerMac.
The other tip in the review mentioned a Photoshop plugin that would let Photoshop acquire images from the scanner. My graphics program of choice, Graphic Converter, can also use Photoshop plugins.
So, I drop the plugin into the right folder, restart Graphic Converter and can now scan directly into the application. Happy Happy Joy Joy!
Gentlemen, BEHOLD! A picture of my current setup, freshly scanned, cropped and reduced in size, all done inside Graphic Converter.
And my pet name for my wife is "Puppy Nubblies."
my mother is always saying Casseroles are good student food.
Moonbootica, Praetor
Casseroles are good working parent food, that's for sure. especially when your house consists of hungry teenage boys who eat everything that isn't nailed down.
You just used the word "logically" while discussing Bush's foreign policy!
You are quite the joker, aren't you?
rorschach
And you assume Bush actually has a foreign policy? Hah!
I wish I was in SoCal, then I would have had my rain fix by now. Alas, I am 350 miles east, and this is the first rain in 4 months.
Last time I saw precipitation of any sort was March 20th, when I drove my kids up to Big Bear. Getting to the Motel 6 at 2am after spending 4 hours on chains driving up from Highland, the folks right behind us were also from Arizona.
Minister admits Iraq is 'a mess'
UK foreign office minister Kim Howells has admitted the situation in Iraq is "a mess" but said Iraq's prospects were better than media reports suggested.
Mr Howells, who is visiting the country to examine the oil industry, played down fears of a civil war.
He said Iraq was undergoing a "very, very painful process" and praised how ordinary Iraqis were adapting to the country's changes.
He said Iraq was also no longer in a position to harm other countries.
They call me Batman.
cumings still on c-span...
Male nudes? Don't know what to do with them?
This is a nice photog book. I have it and the Venus counterpart.
Or you could just look on eBay...
TJ--casseroles and crock pot food are the salvation of working parents everywhere.
Finally got it to post, yet a dare not reveal the secret of how to do it, lest the scrolly trolly put the knowledge to evil use!
with noodles and crushed potato chips for the crust
Please, sir, may I have another?
That's ridiculous. Just spend $25 for the damn camera.
Then you have to do film processing and darkroom stuff, and scanning if you need it to be digital.
Easier to just put a lomo or holga filter to get the look of the finest of Soviet consumer technology.
They call me Batman.
"You can be my assistant! Would you like that? Would you like to ride with Batman?"
Max--you LIKE tuna noodle casserole???
Just heard a goose. A while ago, I heard a hawk (or some other large predator bird). This is just been Bird Central over the last 12 hours!
.
cumings still on c-span...
kei & yuri
Irrelevant while "Bend It Like Beckham" is on.
Though I still maintain that Parminder Nagra and Keira Knightley should have hooked up in the end.
Chris: spent a good part of the day, after swapping a LAN card, reinstalling Windows XP so that the computer recognizes the broadband server.
Can't wait for this technology to mature to the point where I spend more time using it than jerking it around, or being jerked around by it...
Or you could just look on eBay...
Ah, I remember that very first picture of the teapot with the portly naked gentleman reflected in it...
Can't wait for this technology to mature to the point where I spend more time using it than jerking it around, or being jerked around by it...
Well, if it's really mature, there's another jerking option that comes into play...
TJ--casseroles and crock pot food are the salvation of working parents everywhere. - Sallyh, Cookie Monstress
And now there's the microwave and the rice cooker.
Casseroles are good working parent food
Mmmm... Mayonnaise and jello and marshmallows!
Ah, I remember that very first picture of the teapot with the portly naked gentleman reflected in it...
Hey now. The kettle adds thirty pounds.
Max--you LIKE tuna noodle casserole???
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress
That dish is steaming pasta with seafood, smothered in a nice dairy-based sauce. What is not to like?
Oooo, goody! I just got my new Vanity Fair -- the one where Jack Abramoff sings
and sings and sings!
res ipsa loquitur | 03.11.06 - 6:00 pm | #
res -- did you see the Hollywood
issue from last month?
I actually knew every entry in the
Film Snob's Dictionary.
I'm not sure if I'm proud of that
or not, but it's a fact nonetheless.
I don't really use the special effects, to be honest. It's nice to know they're there, but I don't really want to distract from the image itself.
Eli
I like special effects. You'd better bone up on them before you get here.
well, if the tornado gets here, I will be screwed.
Is there a digital version?
Heck, I'd buy a digital Holga just for giggles.
Holgas are medium format cameras. The sensors that are in the back of digital cameras are much smaller, then medium format, much smaller then even 35mm.
I'm not sure if I'm proud of that
or not, but it's a fact nonetheless.
steve simels
Oh, sure you are, you font of knowledge, you!
I was in labor 2 1/2 days. That baby didn't want to come out!
Shaw Kenawe |
Don't think I can blame the baby for that, hmmmmm...
Max P--how about a nice, slow simmered lobster bisque? Or pasta primavera with shrimp?
well, if the tornado gets here, I will be screwed. - 1watt
But hopefully not spun up.
i was watching a BBC Docudrama about the riot which took place during a ballet performance of the Rite of Spring in Paris May 1913.
really interesting show, well worth forking out for the licence fee for!
I like special effects. You'd better bone up on them before you get here.
Okay, but I'm doing this against my willie.
hey res, steve--
I gots Aldi below-knee sammiches.
.
I like special effects. You'd better bone up on them before you get here.
Okay, but I'm doing this against my willie.
Eli
You wood say that, woodn't you?
like special effects. You'd better bone up on them before you get here.
Okay, but I'm doing this against my willie. - Eli
I wish this subdialogue with just peter out.
res -- did you see the Hollywood
issue from last month?
I'm still working my way through it. Just read Wolcott's piece about Fredo's penchant for military garb.
BTW...I rented "Deconstructing Harry" and watched again. I wanted to see it again given what you'd mentioned about Roth last weekend. I don't think it's that great a movie, but I actually liked Kirstie Alley and Judy Davis playing the foul-mouthed therapist and sister-in-law respectively.
ProfWombat--in the crockpot is steak chili with black beans...be here at 7 with Dr. Mrs. Wombat. We have some lovely Bordeaux to go with it, and a crusty whole wheat loaf.
Owl with wanker in its talons.
I consider it a very auspicious sign that NYMary's baby has timed his/her entry into life perfectly so as to come into a Milosevic-free world!
Smart kid.
rorschach
Yeah, the world is a little bit lighter today.
Hi, Wombat.
simels ... I haven't gotten to the FIlm Snob's dictionary yet. I've always thought your film knowledge was your secret weapon, sort of the way that the fish is often a secret weapon at great steak places.
I rented "Deconstructing Harry" and watched again.
Ick. More Woody Allen wankery.
That'll be great--I made a serious veggie pizza, but that'll be great for breakfast...
like special effects. You'd better bone up on them before you get here.
Okay, but I'm doing this against my willie. - Eli
I wish this subdialogue with just peter out.
All this phallic punning is dicksgusting.
You wood say that, woodn't you?
Trying to learn new stuff in Photoshop is awfully hard on both me *and* my laptop.
Max P--how about a nice, slow simmered lobster bisque? Or pasta primavera with shrimp?
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress
Mmmmm. Oh, sweetheart! Mmmmm, With chocolate strawberry torts for mmmmm desert, mmmmmm. Hey, sweetie, could you get a towel while you're up?
Some of the holga, lomo, toy camera groups on flickr are now suggesting that the junk digital cameras that are sometimes found on the "whim" counter by cashregisters at stores, can be used instead of a "digital Lomo".
Max P--it was really that good?
Oh my god. I haven't read his column, but the brief synopsis that idiot Cliff May posted at the Corner was enough to make me vomit:
FAIR FIGHT? [Cliff May]
In a conventional war, if one side has tanks, fighter jets, submarines and similar weapons, while the other side does not, who wins? The answer is obvious.
In an unconventional war, if one side has suicide bombers, license to kidnap, torture and violate the laws of war while the other side must refrain from deploying such weapons and abide by all the rules, who wins? The answer, I'm afraid, may be equally obvious.
So because this is an "unconventional war", the fact that we have vastly superior weapons is irrelevant, and this is an unfair fight? I mean, we knew they were going to have to spin this defeat anyway they could, but this is ridiculous.
Casseroles have suffered such an undeserved culinary cold shoulder.
A Casserole is just a ceramic dish. It's what you put inside it that matters.
another way to make your digital or film camera work like a holga.
http://www.lensbabies.com/
Max P--it was really that good?
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress
Oh, you better believe it. But I'm kind on sleepy now. And perhaps a bit gassy. Is baseball on?
Wombat, indeed!
After migrating the System folder through three different PowerMacs, when I finally got DSL installed, I could not get the computer to work with it.
Once I got rid of all the ancient Ethernet extensions (an Extension for a NuBus Ethernet card??? Why the HELL is that still in here?) I rebooted and it's worked fine ever since.
Oh, but the hours trying to debug it before the success!
I am not looking forward to making the transition to OS X.
I actually knew every entry in the
Film Snob's Dictionary.
Saw that in a bookstore last weekend. I, too, was intimately familiar with everything I saw discussed. Also not sure if I'm happy or sad about it...
Can't wait for this technology to mature to the point where I spend more time using it than jerking it around, or being jerked around by it...
ProfWombat | 03.11.06 - 6:06 pm |
If it has not matured in 25 years why expect it anytime soon?
I am not looking forward to making the transition to OS X.
It's not that bad, Chris. I just did it over my old OS9.22 install late last summer and it worked perfectly right away. The only words of wisom I can give you is to immediately run Software Update after install and update everything. Also, if you've got lots of fonts, get a hold of Suitcase X (NOT the latest version! There's issues...)
Good luck!
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