I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Bush presidency: FIERY WRECK!
This thread is mine! All mine!
No longer!
Troisieme, aussi?
Sheesh!
There goes the neighborhood!
Civil wars, Iraqi and otherwise.
The thread is dead.
It fell on it's head.
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fuck that fucking ignant chimp and his felonious thieving henchmen.
Whoo-hoo! Two-fiddy!
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...some number in excess of 250 "detainees" were simply released without charge -- I infer, then, that they were caught in the dragnet by "mistake."
Velcro your jumpsuits, insert your catheters, the road to Guantanamo is a long one, I believe.
So, has little Pong been brought forth yet?
I keep coming here for snacks and all I get is debates.
It fell on it's head.
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MisterX
Have you been to a disorganized dog show lately, because I see that a paws trophy has been misplaced.
We're all swimming
in this river of shit
Matters not if you go with or against the tide.
You'll still end up with a bellyful of shit.
The reaction to the draconian new restrictions on women's reproductive rights in South Dakota tells us a lot about the coming contest for the 2008 GOP presidential nomination. Virginia Senator George Allen wholeheartedly endorsed South Dakota's direct challenge to Roe. In his run to the right, John McCain tried to have it both ways. Most predictable, Mitt Romney confirmed the 2005 assessment of his advisor Michael Murphy that "he's been a pro-life Mormon faking it as a pro-choice friendly."
For the full story, see:
"Mitt Romney's Abortion Flip-Flop"
So, we haven't heard from Thers.
Ya think...?
The thread is dead. It fell on it's head.
But how's Lord Whorfin doing?
We're all swimming
in this river of shit
Matters not if you go with or against the tide.
You'll still end up with a bellyful of shit.
Thor likes Pizza
Sheer poetry.
MTP lineup for tomorrow: Republican George Allen, Republican Generals Bernard Trainor (retired) and Michael Gordon, a-a-a-a-a-nd Joe Biden!
So, has little Pong been brought forth yet?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 7:01 pm
Pong? I thought they were naming him Mortimer? Or perhaps Snorri?
So, we haven't heard from Thers.
Ya think...?
He's just passed out from all the whiskey.
So, we haven't heard from Thers.
Ya think...?
I think.
Repost
I was out all day at someone's really nice retirement brunch, and I come home to find that Milosevic is dead.
My first thought: there's at least one vacant cell in The Hague.
I think.
Eli
Therefore, a yam.
You Keep Your RELIGION Out of My Uterus, and I'll Keep My FOOT Out of Your ASS!
Barack Obama and Bernie Sanders were in Burlington yesterday. they planned for 1000 to show, it was at least 2000, SRO.
Bernie is running against a lame ass repub. Mucho dinero but he's only going to make the ad revenue at the local tv channels go up. loser
But how's Lord Whorfin doing?
JeffCO
Sealed with a curse
sharp as a knife
doomed is your soul
and damned is your life!
-LJW
Another PROUD Member of the Angry Left!
Ya think...?
watertiger
I was rooting for an ides of march baby
"Have you been to a disorganized dog show lately, because I see that a paws trophy has been misplaced."
Oh my. I'm stealing that one!
So, we haven't heard from Thers.
Ya think...?
He's just passed out from all the whiskey.
So, we haven't heard from Thers.
Ya think...?
He's just passed out from all the whiskey
The nurses have him locked up in a work room after he passed out.
Dave, I like the Hands off, wingnuts! button. nice work.
Barack Obama and Bernie Sanders were in Burlington yesterday. they planned for 1000 to show, it was at least 2000, SRO.
Bernie is running against a lame ass repub. Mucho dinero but he's only going to make the ad revenue at the local tv channels go up. loser
Yup, the GOP had to field somebody, but only a sacrificial lamb would go up against Bernie, who always wins at least 2/3 of the vote.
I am disappointed that Bernie's come out in support of Peter Welch (D) to take his seat. I was backing Dave Zuckerman (P), but he decided not to run.
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
And stop stealing my name, or Jesus is gonna be fucking pissed!
Repost
I was out all day at someone's really nice retirement brunch, and I come home to find that Milosevic is dead.
My first thought: there's at least one vacant cell in The Hague.
Little Brøther | 03.11.06 - 7:04 pm
being anal, the Tribunal and the ICC are separate facilities, I think. I believe that the Bush Adminstration indictees can be chained outside, against a wall.
The nurses have him locked up in a work room after he passed out.
doug,
NYMary's in labor, and Thers is getting worked over by some nurses?
For shame!
He's just passed out from all the whiskey.
NYMary's halfway to the hospital.
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It's funny, it used to be the father who was pacing back in forth in the waiting room of L&D. Now there's the entire Eschaton crowd doing this.
I was rooting for an ides of march baby
I was hoping either for St Pat's day, or the Ides.
Sad, sad news. Curly will be inconsolable, when I tell him.
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PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
And stop stealing my name, or Jesus is gonna be fucking pissed!
Annie Angel
Okay. You're a cunt.
Jesus is gonna be fucking pissed!
It's really difficult to piss when you've got a woodie going. I think the plumbing is made to prevent this.
Dang! I said goodbye in the last thread and here you all are.
Instant replay: off to see the wizard...later gators...be good, Eli!
I was hoping either for St Pat's day, or the Ides.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
a baby associated with driving rats from ireland
and/or the murder of JC
OK, that was weird. What I meant to say was
runs in, grabs the ' , runs out
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I mean, I like it the other way, too, but there's something about anal . . .
What's the topic in here?
Hmmmm?
I was rooting for an ides of march baby
That's your vehicle baby- he'll take you anywhere you want to go.
Now there's the entire Eschaton crowd doing this.
that's because the father's in the delivery room, getting screamed at by his wife.
If NYMary hangs on for just a few more hours, the kid will be exactly one year younger than my marriage...
Good way to remember a birthday!
be good, Eli!
Good luck with that...
Wow! Check This Shit Out.
Listen To The Audio Now
I truly am The Turd In The Punchbowel.
that's because the father's in the delivery room, getting screamed at by his wife. -watertiger
And I'm on the pavement, thinkin' about the government.
Good luck with that...
Eli
I saw that!
I truly am The Turd In The Punchbowel.
limpyannie
Don't punch the bowel.
that's because the father's in the delivery room, getting screamed at by his wife. -watertiger
Been there. Done that.
Went out for pancakes.
Distopian doug: It's really difficult to piss when you've got a woodie going. I think the plumbing is made to prevent this.
What, you don't know the old lean-forward trick? How old are you, anyway?
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semprini?
i have nothing interesting to add.
Stop namestealing me!
Every so often we type into Google messages intended to be seen by the filthy Stasi spies wasting taxpayer money and doing nothing to protect us, like Why do Republicans like little boys? or Why do Republican men take it up the ass?
today we mourn
Bernie "BooM BOOM" Geoffrion
I'm starting to think that NTodd may indeed make a better manslave.
Stop namestealing me!
annieangel
I am in awe of your powers of debate.
Anyone care to try to estimate how many levels this is wrong on?
I mean it! Stop pretending to be me, you are nowhere near as fabulous and faithbased! Oh, and pay attention to me!!!!!!
I'm starting to think that NTodd may indeed make a better manslave.
I will readily concede that point.
Ah...so NYMary and Thers are on the way to the hospital.
Good news!
how many levels this is wrong on?
Eli
in honor of america's fighting drunk football midgets?
It's you liberals who practice ass sex. I'm a Christian.
Sometimes I hang in the air like an old dog's fart.
You Keep Your RELIGION Out of My Uterus, and I'll Keep My FOOT Out of Your ASS!
lol
dave™© my man, that is a masterpiece!!!
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Hit #12,339: Brick, NJ! Whoo-hoo!
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I associate ""ass sex" with the catholic church
which is a christian church
hence
Christians love teh buttfucking
Of course, ass sex isn't real sex, so that way I can save myself for marriage.
Hey all. Are the Liberals in labor? How exciting!
It's you liberals who practice ass sex. I'm a Christian
annieangel, has "Christian" ass sex.
Cspan3 has former franklin roosevelt economist robert nathan.
So, Thers found the carkeys and the bag, and the teen and the babies and remembered that Mary is actually going with him, right?
So! How many quatloos for a quick labor and an 11 March birth? Me, I'm putting $10 on 1.12am 12 March! Eli! You hold the pot!
I will readily concede that point.
Eli
I'm not immune to reconsidering my views on polygamy, however. A man harem sounds like fun.
I associate ""ass sex" with the catholic church
Why?
The first time, really, it just happened by accident. Shoelimpy wasn't very . . . well, EXPERIENCED, when it came to the HUMAN female body.
But some of the best things in the world happen by accident!
Perhaps I've said too much . . .
What's the topic?
Cspan3 has former franklin roosevelt economist robert nathan.
jack
one time i ate an entire bunch of banannas peels and all
I thought the neofascists were the ones obsessed with butt sex - who's having it? who are they having it with? anyone have washingtonienne's new number? is my wife asleep yet so I can stick it to her?
Anyone care to try to estimate how many levels this is wrong on?
3?
Why?
rorschach
to be facetious
and the whole child abuise thing
So! How many quatloos for a quick labor and an 11 March birth? Me, I'm putting $10 on 1.12am 12 March! Eli! You hold the pot!
I'm holding???
Anyone care to try to estimate how many levels this is wrong on?
Eli | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 7:15 pm |
I think you should steal it. Or, paint it Cleveland Browns colors. Or Bengals stripes.
Hit #12,344: Ellijay, GA! Who knew there was such a place?
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OT, but David Sirota nails it!
I'm not immune to reconsidering my views on polygamy, however. A man harem sounds like fun.
I believe my stepmother was the one who invented the word "boyquarium".
annieangel, has "Christian" ass sex.
Distopian doug
Don't knock it till you try it, I guess.
...that is a masterpiece!!!
*blush!*
not anti-catholic
"how can you not believe in something that doens't exist"
_A. Whitney Brown
Here's a complete waste of space.
Hit #12,344: Ellijay, GA! Who knew there was such a place?
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Jeffraham Prestonian
I just got a hit from Distrito Federal, Mexico.
We believe there really is a pornographic movie studio called "Anal Angel."
I thought the neofascists were the ones obsessed with butt sex
Wherever did you get that idea?
I sodomize my doggie with a strap-on once in a while when I get the urge because after all God put pets on this earth to comfort the faithful.
I think you should steal it. Or, paint it Cleveland Browns colors. Or Bengals stripes.
I suppose I would have to choloroform it first, so it wouldn't squirm around...
Report: Web Searches Can ID CIA Employees
Think that'll be Libby's defense strategy?
I believe my stepmother was the one who invented the word "boyquarium".
Eli
I love it!
I'm not immune to reconsidering my views on polygamy, however. A man harem sounds like fun.
If you can get them all to scratch in the right sequence, you could have a ball scratching rhythm band.
Ken puts the Mehl in mealy-mouthed Republican.
Hey all. Are the Liberals in labor? How exciting!
We haven't heard from Thers since about 4:15 or so; at that point, NYMary's contractions were about 15 minutes apart.
Anyone care to try to estimate how many levels this is wrong on?
I think St O'Lombardi did drive the snakes out of Pittsburgh...
I believe my stepmother was the one who invented the word "boyquarium".
Eli
I'll steal that. Thanks!
Anyone care to try to estimate how many levels this is wrong on?
oh my god, that is a trainwreck full of wrong!
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Here is an actual post from my Web Site. In this post, you can all see I live my life the same Christ did:
"Shelly Is A Skank With A Skunky Snatch
It's true, she had anal sex with some fat guy with bad hair who lives in his parent's basement and used old laundry boxes as paper on which to write epic odes to how best Shelly is so he could fuck her in her ass. He told me all about it, he said she made little piggy grunt sounds and it was so distracting that he lost his erection while she was cumming and making a noise like a cat caught in a screen door and her anus cramped at the loss of orgasm and clamped down on his penis so hard that an ambulance had to be called to take them to the vet to extract his dinky from her chocolate hoo-hoo.
The police decided not to press beastility charges against the fat bad haired guy as it was evident that Shelly wanted it as she kept begging the vet to stick his penis in her vagina to both try and wiggle fat guy's dick from her ass and scratch her yeasty itch at the same time.
But sadly, Shelly doesn't love the fat guy anymore. Now she's in love with me, LOL!"
Any questions?
Hey, here's a question I keep meaning to ask all you New Yorkers... do you get Pace salsa ads out there? The set-up is, there's two salsas - Pace, which is made in (I believe) New Mexico, and then "the competition," which is made in an elitist big city. Out here, the tagline goes "this was made in - New York City!?!?!?" I was wondering if, out there, the city was changed to "San Francisco!?!?!?!"
I thought the neofascists were the ones obsessed with butt sex
Wherever did you get that idea?
Ken Mehlman
Beats me.
Imitation is the s--
Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.
Anyone care to try to estimate how many levels this is wrong on?
My admittedly oblique response is that it's at least one wrong short of making a right.
I bet that child is going to be born tonight.
Neocons are the ones who are obsessed with various "perversions."
Liberals are the ones who integrate whatever sexual desires they have into their lives and don't get all hung up about them.
Oh, that's cool: my sister had her third this morning/last night (1am-ish GMT). Tis the season, apparently.
Is that you namestealing, Shelly?
I was rooting for an ides of march baby
olexicon,Sir Humpty | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 7:07 pm | #
Hey, I'm an Ides of March Baby, she said sharply.
Hey, here's a question I keep meaning to ask all you New Yorkers... do you get Pace salsa ads out there?
I've never seen that ad, although I don't watch all that much teevee.
Annie, my girlfriend, you have the tightest sphincter in Southern Ontario.
*blush!*
Hell, I am a Vitrioliholic!!!
Foot up yer ass!!!
That is pretty much what we should have been sayin all along!
BTW I am still grinning!
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Hey, good stuff has happened on 12 March:
March 12, 1966 Love's 1st album released "Love" -- March 12, 1964 Jimmy Hoffa sentenced to 8 years --
March 12, 1964 Malcolm X resigns from Nation of Islam -- March 12, 1963 Beatles perform as a trio, John Lennon is ill with a cold -- March 12, 1963 Bob Dylan cancels "Ed Sullivan Show" television appearance -- March 12, 1958 British Empire Day is renamed "Commonwealth Day" -- March 12, 1956 Dow Jones closes above 500 for 1st time (500.24) -- March 12, 1954 1st performance of Arnold Schonberg's "Moses und Aaron" -- March 12, 1950 Belgium votes (58%) for return of King Leopold III -- March 12, 1950 Pope Pius XII encyclical "On combating atheistic propaganda" -- March 12, 1945 British Empire celebrates its 1st British Empire Day -- March 12, 1945 New York is 1st to prohibit discrimination by race and creed in employment -- March 12, 1941 German occupiers confiscate AVRO studios in Netherlands -- March 12, 1940 Finland surrenders to Russia during WW II, gives Karelische Isthmus -- March 12, 1938 Nazi Germany invades Austria (Anschluss) -- March 12, 1935 England establishes 30 MPH speed limit for towns and villages -- March 12, 1934 Josip Broz (Tito) freed from jail
March 12, 1934 Paul Hindemith's "Mathis der Maler," premieres in Berlin -- March 12, 1933 Franklin D. Roosevelt conducts his 1st fireside chat and,-- March 12, 1912 Girl Guides (Girl Scouts) forms in Savannah, by Juliette Gordon Low.
Plame was not named specifically. No go on that. Libby is simply trying to use briefings to draw others into the investigation to claim mistrial or for damage control- 'they did it too but aren't being hunted down...'
It isn't going to work, Fitz will probably diclose a damage assessment with names out of it soon... just to establish the impact of what really happened.
Then Libby will be trying to run his own McCarthyite effort to paint others with the same brush, broadly so.
Look for them to leak a ton of more stories out like was done with the initial yellowcake and Atta-Prague lies, keep a close eye on Hill & knowlton and any subsidiaries. Wonder if they have holdings in the Tribune?
My Mom's sister was born on Leap Year Day. She's 20, but she looks 80.
HA HA HAHA!
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Maybe we'll have the Howdy Dubai Show all over again! Hey Cheney this "too many blank lines" crap!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/busin...ess/
4792788.stm
Second Dubai firm in US port link
A Dubai-owned firm is already providing shipping services in the United States, it has emerged.
Inchcape Shipping Services, whose clients include the US Navy, has been owned since January by the United Arab Emirates investment firm Istithmar. Fellow Dubai firm Dubai Ports World has agreed to cede control of US ports acquired in its takeover of P&O to a "US entity" after a political outcry.
The US Congress threatened to block the takeover on security grounds.
Republican and Democrat politicians both claimed that the deal would make key US assets more vulnerable to terrorist attack.
However, as Dubai Ports World conceded the deal would not go ahead as planned, it emerged that Inchcape Shipping Services (ISS) has had extensive interests in the US for many years.
"I would like to see us move toward really focusing on our critical infrastructure that is controlled, owned or operated by any foreign government" -
Senator Hilary Clinton
ISS arranges pilots, tugs and dock workers for shipping companies and works with the US Customs to ensure the smooth arrival and departure of vessels at ports such as New York, New Jersey and San Francisco.
ISS was bought by Istithmar, an investment firm ultimately owned by the Dubai royal family, for $285m in January. Following the takeover, ISS maintained its global headquarters in London, where the firm's management is based.
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Oh, and there was a 'family values' demonstration in town today in support of the gay-hatin' ski-resort owners who nixed their photographers for announcing they'd got married in MA.
And a much bigger counter-protest. Yay.
Annie, my girlfriend, you have the tightest sphincter in Southern Ontario.
Shoelimpy™
And there's so much competition!
We believe there really is a pornographic movie studio called "Anal Angel."
kei & yuri
Bingo
(Warning: porn site)
Now Shoe is getting namestolen, he was hacked today too.
Privacy means so much to you all. I'm glad your wires are tapped, traitors!
Hey, good stuff has happened on 12 March:
Ahem!
a baby associated with driving rats from ireland
and/or the murder of JC
olexicon,Sir Humpty | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 7:10 pm | #
SNAKES, not rats.
I was hoping the little one would hang on until Saint Patrick's Day, so it could celebrate with me and Nora (who I haven't seen around these parts lately). It's an awesome birthday to have. The whole world parties with you, and in a good way.
Thanks WT. I hope he has a 3/12 birthday, for some reason. But then I also want her to get it over with safely....
They must love you if they are imitating you, anniebaby! They must be looking at you and admiring your legs and your Christian spirit.
Out here, the tagline goes "this was made in - New York City!?!?!?"
dave™©
Don't you also hear "Get a rope" in the background.
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Is anal-angel like Mrs Betty Bowers, just without the humour?
I bet that child is going to be born tonight.
res ipsa loquitur
I think so too.
I'm an Ides of March Baby, she said sharply.
Shrdlu(nee editoress
ides ides baby?
"We haven't heard from Thers since about 4:15 or so; at that point, NYMary's contractions were about 15 minutes apart."
Apparently, the vigorous housecleaning worked. Huzzah for another progressive entering the world!
Selah.
Oh, and there was a 'family values' demonstration in town today in support of the gay-hatin' ski-resort owners who nixed their photographers for announcing they'd got married in MA.
And a much bigger counter-protest. Yay.
pseudonymous in nc
Whaaaa...?????
Details, please?
SNAKES, not rats.
Shrdlu(nee editoress)
that's why i'm not called
O'lexicon
Are you thinking of my Christian spear?
Oh, good evening 'batsies.
UK lost, Predators tied. I'm conflicted, sports-wise.
SNAKES, not rats.
Shrdlu(nee editoress)
Yeah, snakes is St. Pat's. Rats is Easter, 1916.
*shakes spear*
Well, I can see the thread has turned into a virtual mensa meeting.
We believe there really is a pornographic movie studio called "Anal Angel."
kei & yuri
Bingo
(Warning: porn site)
Oooh, it stars Nina Hartley!
BTW, what is it with moronic brownshirt fuck males pretending to be giggly females?
You wanna fuck a guy? Just do it, man. No one really cares...
Eli! You hold the pot!
What am I? Chopped Liver?
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Out here, the tagline goes "this was made in - New York City!?!?!?"
Oh, I've seen it. Don't they lynch the cook?
Oooh, it stars Nina Hartley!
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
her early work
is much better than the late-preiod stuff
much like Woody Allen
Whoever is namestealing me and my boyfriend, please stop. We have your IP numbers and we will turn you over to the FBI for being traiters!
Don't you also hear "Get a rope" in the background.
Yeah, that's the one... don't think they've used the lynching tag in a while, though...
Heywood J.--
That(Civil wars, Iraqi and otherwise) fuckin' rocked.
Whoever is namestealing me and my boyfriend, please stop. We have your IP numbers and we will turn you over to the FBI for being traiters!
Heh, where'd you get their IP addresses, pray tell?
"Privacy means so much to you all. I'm glad your wires are tapped, traitors!"
Gulp.
I am a proud Mensa member AND a Christian who believes that the world was created in 6 days. You got a problem with that, liberal? You gonna censor my free speech?
Jesus is a big fan of hot salsa.
Jackson Vieled in Bahrain, Pulling a Glitter?
Okay. I AM leaving now. Just thought I'd let you know in the midst of all of this name rustlin' goin' on.
catnip has left the building...
Wishing Thers and Mary a happy birth!
I think they ditched the lynching in favor of making small cuts all over his body and stuffing them with habaneros.
Yeah, snakes is St. Pat's. Rats is Easter, 1916.
No, the driving out of the rats is November, 2006.
You wanna fuck a guy? Just do it, man. No one really cares...
Oh, would that it were so.
Look, I mean it! Stop namestealing me! And pay attention to me, and my blog, and shoelimpy. OK?
jESUS LOVED IT WHEN YOU CALLED HIM "bIG pAPA"?
Jesus is a big fan of hot salsa.
watertiger
Cilantro?
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Oooh, it stars Nina Hartley!
In today's episode of "Brush with Greatness," I relate the story of the my days working in a Berkeley comic book shop in the late 80s, where occasionally Nina Hartley and Shanna McCullough would drop in to peruse the "undergrounds." Fave book: "Cherry Poptart."
I only had the pleasure of meeting them once, but the boys on the night shift said they'd come by every couple of months...
So is everyone psyched for Minotaur tonight?
(Yeah, he sold out and got really commercial after he got famous...)
I am a proud Mensa member
Oh, that says a lot.
"traitors"
not "traiters"
if your gonna insult us at least have the decency to spell it correctly
Now Annie is starting to sound like Bill O'Reilly.
Fake Shoelimpys, fake Annies....
we're more popular than Atrios!
jESUS LOVED IT WHEN YOU CALLED HIM "bIG pAPA"?
Yeah, he had me bent over and kept screaming "WHO'S YOUR BIG PAPA!"
driftglass | 03.11.06 - 7:35 pm | #
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List.
We have problems with Mensa members. What the fuck good is it? If you were reallyintelligent why aren't you working in ways useful to society? It's like a club of people with extra toes -- why should we be happy for you? That intelligence isn't there so you can play elaborate chess variants.
her early work
is much better than the late-preiod stuff
Yeah, but it must be tough to perform well when you're worried about your period being late.
jESUS LOVED IT WHEN YOU CALLED HIM "bIG pAPA"?
olexicon,Sir Humpty
Caps attack!
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Jesus once got busy in a burger king bathroom
I am a proud Mensa member AND a Christian
You forgot to say you are an asshole.
Yeah, he had me bent over and kept screaming "WHO'S YOUR BIG PAPA!"
NTodd, King of Prickistan | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 7:36 pm |
That wasn't Jesus, it was God-in-Christ.
driftglass | 03.11.06 - 7:35 pm | #
Helllllloooooo, dahling.
So is everyone psyched for Minotaur tonight?
if you want, we can watch over at atta's and my place. y'all know the addy.
Oh you triple niners are so envious of us Mensaites.
Caps attack!
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agave, accidental texan
i just didn't feel like retyping
the free-markete and shit
...if you want, we can watch over at atta's and my place. y'all know the addy.
Just how much is a cab from California to New York?
And what's a good tip?
is MENSA for retarded people?
At the Georgetown Whole Foods just now, Sidney Blumenthal one aisle away in one direction and the former Wonkette the same distance in the other.
It's like a club of people with extra toes
Mock the polytoed at your peril.
They have...powers. Tiny, pink, powers.
Angelannie - gender confused AND stone nuts.
"Honestly, where would Howard Dean be without hate? Last year, it made him the darling of the far-left Internet crowd, who poured millions into his presidential campaign. Dean's loathing of the GOP sent the self-described "Deaniacs" into ecstasy. The more Dean poured on the vitriol, the more money came rolling in. Dean embraced abhorrence with a vengeance Joseph McCarthy would have admired."
- actual Bill O'Reilly quote
like a club of people with extra toes -- why should we be happy for you?
kei & yuri
You would not be implying that intelligence is genetic?
That's a no no here.
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We have problems with Mensa members. What the fuck good is it? If you were reallyintelligent why aren't you working in ways useful to society? It's like a club of people with extra toes -- why should we be happy for you? That intelligence isn't there so you can play elaborate chess variants.
Eh, I don't mind Mensa. I've considered joining (based on IQ and SAT scores). I don't see it as a bad thing. Not everybody is going to work on a cure for the common cold or world peace. We all have our parts to play.
But really, as you say, what's the point? To me Mensa was simply bragging rights and getting the newsletter.
List.
The Shithouse Rats
*sigh*
Listen, guys, you're just not cutting it anymore. We've decided to replace you in common parlance because we're just doing it better than you.
Now beat it.
Helllllloooooo, dahling.
res ipsa loquitur
Hello, darlin' back atcha.
Mensa members. What the fuck good is it?
the stupid bint, is working as a fitness trainer. I'd suspect the sort that causes damage and not fitness.
...if you want, we can watch over at atta's and my place. y'all know the addy.
You gonna open up a Minotaur thread?
Mock the polytoed at your peril.
They have...powers. Tiny, pink, powers.
Finally, some polytoecal discussion up in here...
We believe there really is a pornographic movie studio called "Anal Angel."
kei & yuri
It's "Elegant Angel", but how would I know?
But really, as you say, what's the point? To me Mensa was simply bragging rights and getting the newsletter.
NTodd, King of Prickistan | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 7:40 pm | #
The parties were boring in the 90's. Maybe they've improved.
Sidney Blumenthal one aisle away in one direction and the former Wonkette the same distance in the other.
P O'Neill |
"strangers in the night
exchanging glances..."
-francis albert sinatra
Don't forget the membership card with picture, Ntodd.
Privacy means so much to you all. I'm glad your wires are tapped, traitors!
annieangel | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 7:30 pm | #
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So are yours, asshat. The FISA rules stipulate anyone we talk to gets watched. Ciao, toodles.
Eli,
if it gets tiresome over here.
just an alternative.
ides ides baby?
olexicon,Sir Humpty | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 7:30 pm | #
Not bad. And not in a million years had I heard that one. We also share the date with Andrew Jackson, killer of Cherokees.
I have this recurring dream where I'm dressed like a nun and the Pope bends me over and fucks me in the ass. and it always ends with me waking up with explosive diarrhea.
So yes, I have good reason to hate the RCC.
The parties were boring in the 90's. Maybe they've improved.
I really don't think I'd enjoy a Mensa party. I like being intellectual and shit, but I also like to turn my brain off. This place lets me do both--way better than Mensa.
if it gets tiresome over here.
just an alternative.
Hey, it's fine by me, just so long as everyone knows where to go...
But really, as you say, what's the point? To me Mensa was simply bragging rights and getting the newsletter.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
==
I can't imagine any reason to join such a group other than comparing scores. ???????????????????
membership card with picture
Uhh, I've got two high end color printers (ink jet and laser) and a laminating machine. If I really wanted a membership card I'd print one for my self.
Don't forget the membership card with picture, Ntodd.
Yeah, like I don't have enough of those.
This place lets me do both--way better than Mensa.
NTodd, King of Prickistan | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 7:42 pm | #
Amen.
Hola Senor driftglass! Taking a break to rest up for Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down? 
Selah.
eli,
not gonna publicize it here, ya folla?
I really don't think I'd enjoy a Mensa party. I like being intellectual and shit, but I also like to turn my brain off. This place lets me do both--way better than Mensa.
NTodd
In a word, word.
i just didn't feel like retyping
the free-markete and shit
olexicon,Sir Humpty
I do it all the time at work.
I use caps to do the CAD stuff and then, not being a touch typist, so looking at the keyboard, will type like that in an email or here.
.
Just spent 15 minutes responding to posts at my bloggie. The joy? No trolls.
.
I can't imagine any reason to join such a group other than comparing scores. ???????????????????
mena
a dick measuring contest?
I have this recurring dream where I'm dressed like a nun and the Pope bends me over and fucks me in the ass. and it always ends with me waking up with explosive diarrhea.
So yes, I have good reason to hate the RCC.
annieangel
That wasn't a dream.
jesus looks faaaaaaaabulous in houndstooth.
The parties were boring in the 90's. Maybe they've improved.
I hear they were better in the 70s, if only for the partner-swapping.
Anyway, I could have joined Mensa at the age of 10, but I had a much more extensive social life than most adult Mensa types.
Wish I'd been out at the track today... Res Ipsa won the first race.
And this year's Derby Winner? Cause to Believe. You heard it first...
(Of course, I also picked Master David a couple of years ago, so...)
As opposed to memsa membership, I prefer my memberships to various engineering orgs. At least they have interesting projects to talk about.
I can't imagine any reason to join such a group other than comparing scores.
Eh, that's not my impression of the group. It's supposed to be a forum for discussion, but seems kinda outmoded and not entirely egalitarian. 'course, maybe if we limited registration here to 98th percentilers, we could cut out the trolls.
not gonna publicize it here, ya folla?
====
Ooooohhh, the secret signal!
I can't imagine any reason to join such a group other than comparing scores.
mena | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 7:43 pm | #
Networking. Just like alumni associations and such. A bunch of people who have only one thing in common, who don't really like each other, but are willing to help each other in some situations.
I can't imagine any reason to join such a group other than comparing scores. ???????????????????
mena
Yeah, and those numbers are so much less relevant than ready wit.
not gonna publicize it here, ya folla?
What if you posted just a Haloscan link?
at the keyboard, will type like that in an email or here.
.
agave, accidental texan
plus
i gotta go with my first snark instinct
mena,
you know where it is, right?
I prefer Densa.
Good evening all.
Hit #12,357: Farmington, MI! Yesssss!
.
jesus got burnt once
but it was only gonhorea
I believe my stepmother was the one who invented the word "boyquarium".
I am personably responsible for "Trimnasium". Not that I have seen it in wide usage, jes sayin'
.
I taught with someone whose claim to fame was that he was Mensa.
He was the biggest fucking asshole.
As opposed to memsa membership, I prefer my memberships to various engineering orgs. At least they have interesting projects to talk about.
I've given up on the IEEE and IETF, too. Too bit-weenie. I mean, I'm glad there are engineers who come up with all the shit I use and teach about, but I'm not that kinda guy. I find that engineers tend to not consider applications enough, only the cool factor and general geekiness, which is why shit like ATM failed miserably.
Wish I'd been out at the track today... Res Ipsa won the first race.
I did?
You would not be implying that intelligence is genetic?
That's a no no here.
agave, accidental texan | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 7:39 pm |
No, but it does make you a FUCKING FREAK WHOSE LUNCH MONEY IS OURS!
is MENSA for retarded people?
olexicon,Sir Humpty - 7:39 pm
No, it's a splinter group actually named S(pecial)MENSA.
But its members often forget to include the initial "S".
At the Georgetown Whole Foods just now, Sidney Blumenthal one aisle away in one direction and the former Wonkette the same distance in the other.
P O'Neill
I know who I'd rescue if a fire broke out.
Look, namesteal me if you have to but PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME! I'ms beautiful, intelligent, witty, passionate and Christian. And I am so much better than you! Love it, keep on!
IMHE(xperience), very bright often equates to very imaginative when it comes to the Naughty Bad Thing.
Which is a fine, fine thing.
Sorta like bonus nerve clusters with benefits...much like auxillary toes are rumored to be
Just like alumni associations and such.
Oh, that depends. There's a difference between the silly alum associations, which tend to bring together people who -- at best -- had more-exciting friends in common.
But when you spend three years living, more or less, in each others' sock drawers, it's worth checking in with one another occasionally. As I will be doing in two weeks' time.
jesus had a boil on his semprini
Res Ipsa and Turbo turk on the same horse race?
Holden got two ponies.
Just spent 15 minutes responding to posts at my bloggie. The joy? No trolls.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian
Hah! I don't need to waste any of my time doing that, because almost no one ever comments at my blog!
Hahaha. Heh. Hrm...
Yeah, and those numbers are so much less relevant than ready wit.
==
Well, that's what I think too, but then I've never been near a meeting, so I should perhaps defer to NTodd's experience. Still, I don't know that I want to have a discussion with anyone who self-IDs like that.
And WT - do what in the where now?
not gonna publicize it here, ya folla?
What if you posted just a Haloscan link?
Dude, you're not getting the hint. It's like flirting...
Seriously, even with our elysian memories of high school, if we heard about Mensa getting attacked by some frat or something.
If you were reallyintelligent why aren't you working in ways useful to society? It's like a club of people with extra toes -- why should we be happy for you?
I could never find the meeting. Embarassing.
Ooooh, Rutger Hauer's in Minotaur.
This might have potential.
Someone really loves me! I bet it's Jeff.
You tell 'em, annie, my love. Don't pay mind to these heathen liberals, who have nothing to live for but hate of their betters. Our love transcends time and space, and I love your ass.
The Shithouse Republicans | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 7:40 pm | #
----
Ahem, we are here as arbiters of stonenutsitude and to defend the our honor, other rodentia, and all "lesser species" from defamation, particularly with respect to sanity. You, as far as we are concerned, are welcome to stay asthe pluperfect example humanity gone awry.
I know who I'd rescue if a fire broke out.
P O'Neill, natch.
Ana isn't that bad, though. Apart from missing the 'N', but that's her parents' fault.
No, but it does make you a FUCKING FREAK WHOSE LUNCH MONEY IS OURS!
kei & yuri
I'll have to eat leftovers for lunch, then.
TENA!
do you whant
do you whant
the Immortal Technique trck we discussed
this thread is boring
Sorta like bonus nerve clusters with benefits...much like auxillary toes are rumored to be
driftglass | 03.11.06 - 7:48 pm | #
Nerds make better lovers?
Someone really loves me! I bet it's Jeff.
annieangel | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 7:49 pm | #
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Look, stop namestealing me, bitch!
What if you posted just a Haloscan link?
check your email.
catch ya around, bats
CAGary,
Might be taking a break from that for awhile. Work is kicking my bony ass round the block and back again.
We'll see.
Well, that's what I think too, but then I've never been near a meeting, so I should perhaps defer to NTodd's experience. Still, I don't know that I want to have a discussion with anyone who self-IDs like that.
I've never been to a meeting, and am not a member of the organization. When I was younger and even more insecure than today (if that's even fucking possible), I considered joining. But then I realized I'd only be joining because I was insecure. And I considered what Groucho said...
Ooooh, Rutger Hauer's in Minotaur.
Kinky.
"To do is to be"- Lao Tzu
"To be is to do"- Immanual Kant
"Do be do be doo"- Frank Sinatra
Ruh-roh, Raggy.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/03/11...w.ap/
index.html
Anybody having burgers tonight?
(sorry)
I love how they release this news on a Saturday.
Listen fake annie, you skankass whore! Ntodd and JeffCo love me and they know you're not me, looser. Now take a hike, UNDERSTAND?
Dude, you're not getting the hint. It's like flirting...
he's oblivious.
eli,
not gonna publicize it here, ya folla?
watertiger
Ooooh, conspiritorial...
Hah! I don't need to waste any of my time doing that, because almost no one ever comments at my blog!
Hahaha. Heh. Hrm...
rorschach
Sometimes we do.
[Playing with the space-time continuum again]
Nerds make better lovers?
Evacuee
Get your geek on?
my snatch smells like dead fish
Don't be a delinquent parent!
Is annie having some kind of DID episode?
Get your geek on?
olexicon,Sir Humpty | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 7:51 pm | #
That's really good!
Hi Marica. I'm being namestolen.
hey ntodd and jeffco,
if you had to choose between the 15 year-old boy who goes by the name "annieangel" and charlize theron, who would you choose?
"Listen fake annie, you skankass whore! Ntodd and JeffCo love me and they know you're not me, looser. Now take a hike, UNDERSTAND?"
Oh, wow, a catfight between two of Annie's personalities, which have the same name and, um, personality?
"hate of their betters," see, this is why we hate you, because of your delusions of grandeur and elitist attitude. Liberals don't believe in "betters," we are far more ecumenical than that.
IEEE and IETF
The on IEEE groups I'm known to ever show up at are the ones that are focus groups. Sometimes you get to hear about projects that are related to yours, and get a new idea.
You, as far as we are concerned, are welcome to stay asthe pluperfect example humanity gone awry.
The Shithouse Rats
Hmmmmm. All right. Agreed.
Just stay on your side of the Shithouse.
We still think that we outdo you in sheer buggeryfuck looneytuneosity though.
-
That's really good!
Evacuee
just going with the flow
I could never find the meeting. Embarassing.
I had the same problem with the Psychic Club. I could never divine when the meetings were, or where.
Nerds make better lovers
Nerds grow up.
Some blossom.
You stay out of this Ismael. I am in no way emotionally equipped to deal with your scathing flames.
the stupid bint, is working as a fitness trainer.
Theotard in a leotard.
--
Might be taking a break from that for awhile. Work is kicking my bony ass round the block and back again.
This very bright and imaginative girl would like to help you relax.
if you had to choose between the 15 year-old boy who goes by the name "annieangel" and charlize theron, who would you choose?
annieangel. I have no chance with Charlize.
Liberals don't believe in "betters"
Some of the better ones do.
I could never find the meeting. Embarassing
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar, that may be so, but they are not qualified to lick your toes.
Anyone who stuck their cock in there, don't say I didn't warn you
March 12, 2006
A Cancer Drug's Big Price Rise Disturbs Doctors and Patients
By ALEX BERENSON
On Feb. 3, Joyce Elkins filled a prescription for a two-week supply of nitrogen mustard, a decades-old cancer drug used to treat a rare form of lymphoma. The cost was $77.50.
On Feb. 17, Ms. Elkins, a 64-year-old retiree who lives in Georgetown, Tex., returned to her pharmacy for a refill. This time, following a huge increase in the wholesale price of the drug, the cost was $548.01.
Ms. Elkins's insurance does not cover nitrogen mustard, which she must take for at least the next six months at a cost that will now total nearly $7,000. She and her husband, who works for the Texas Department of Transportation, are paying for the medicine by spending less on utilities and food, she said.
The medicine, also known as Mustargen, was developed more than 60 years ago and is among the oldest chemotherapy drugs. For decades, it has been blended into an ointment by pharmacists and used as a topical treatment for a cancer called cutaneous T-cell lymphoma, a form of cancer that mainly affects the skin.
Last August, Merck, which makes Mustargen, sold the rights to manufacture and market it and Cosmegen, another cancer drug, to Ovation Pharmaceuticals, a six-year-old company in Deerfield, Ill., that buys slow-selling medicines from big pharmaceutical companies.
The two drugs are used by fewer than 5,000 patients a year and had combined sales of about $1 million in 2004.
Now Ovation has raised the wholesale price of Mustargen roughly tenfold and that of Cosmegen even more, according to several pharmacists and patients.
Sean Nolan, vice president of commercial development for Ovation, said that the price increases were needed to invest in manufacturing facilities for the drugs. He said the company was petitioning insurers to obtain coverage for patients.
The increase has stunned doctors, who say it starkly illustrates two trends in the pharmaceutical industry: the soaring price of cancer medicines and the tendency for those prices to have little relation to the cost of developing or making the drugs.
Genentech, for example, has indicated it will effectively double the price of its colon cancer drug Avastin, to about $100,000, when Avastin's use is expanded to breast and lung cancer patients. As with Avastin, nothing about nitrogen mustard is changing but the price.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/
1...artner=homepage
he's oblivious.
==
He's which in the who now?
Sopranos:
Betting Web site PinnacleSports.com has created odds on which of the show's 18 main characters will be "whacked" first in this season's 12 episodes and next year's special supplement of eight shows.
The two favorites so far are Tony Soprano's near-demented uncle, Junior, and his murderous nephew, Christopher.
Which of your "Annie" personalities just spoke to me, Annie?
Hi Marcia. I'm not being namestolen. I'm just playing with myself.
I could never find the meeting. Embarassing.
I had the same problem with the Psychic Club. I could never divine when the meetings were, or where.
The Annual Meeting of Time Travelers will be held last Wednesday at 2PM.
.
He's which in the who now?
"Might be taking a break from that for awhile. Work is kicking my bony ass round the block and back again."
Too bad. My Sundays just got a little more drab. I'm definitely down with the eating regularly thing, however.
Selah.
Liberals don't believe in "betters"
Some of the better ones do.
Little Brøther
Oh, wow, a catfight between two of Annie's personalities, which have the same name and, um, personality?
Call Me Ishmael
Wonder if it looks anything like Ed Norton beating himself up in Fight Club.
how come annie and shoe aren't over at DKos?
Ooooh, Rutger Hauer's in Minotaur.
Kinky.
rorschach
I remember a Rutger Hauer movie wherein he had angry sex with a girl he apparently didn't like very much, since afterward he smacked a ten-dollar bill against her sweaty butt as though she was a prostitute.
I don't remember anything else about that movie. Strange, that....
I really don't think I'd enjoy a Mensa party. I like being intellectual and shit, but I also like to turn my brain off. This place lets me do both--way better than Mensa.
NTodd
I bet it's Ntodd namestealing me. Men are so fickle!
The only toe nibbling in this house is Arthur's. Of his own. 'Enkew.
We are, after all, Canadians. Mostly.
Somebody throw me a jammy doughnut, please?
I remember a Rutger Hauer movie wherein he had angry sex with a girl he apparently didn't like very much, since afterward he smacked a ten-dollar bill against her sweaty butt as though she was a prostitute.
Probably a Disney flick.
res ipsa,
Well that's a mighty fine offer there, lil lady.
We still think that we outdo you in sheer buggeryfuck looneytuneosity though.
-
The Shithouse Republicans
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Well, you do know yourselves. More than can be said for this annieangel kid.
I had the same problem with the Psychic Club. I could never divine when the meetings were, or where. | NTodd, King of Prickistan - 7:54 pm
And of course, to add insult to injury, they knew all along you'd never find the fucking place.
Probably a Disney flick.
rorschach
==
Directed by Ron Howard?
annieangel. I have no chance with Charlize.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
maybe you do ...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/
...6110654,00.html
Genentech, for example, has indicated it will effectively double the price of its colon cancer drug Avastin, to about $100,000, when Avastin's use is expanded to breast and lung cancer patients. As with Avastin, nothing about nitrogen mustard is changing but the price.
and the wives of the executives manufacturing cancer medicine run cancer charities and their other friends cause cancer
It's Saturday night and I ain't got nobody...
I've got some money cuz I just got paid ...
Now I wish I had someone to talk to...
I'm in an awful way ....OH OH OH... I'm in an awful way....
Okay, now I'm quite happy. The Princess Bride is about to come on TV.
Like I'd quote Cat Stevens.
Idiot.
I bet it's Ntodd namestealing me. Men are so fickle!
I never namesteal. Really. Too much a PITA, and I find no joy in it. I am me, and no other. And I love you, and no other.
Ooh, when I refreshed the main page just now I got one of those Forbidden messages for a split second before it refreshed. Has anyone seen Woody today?
colon cancer drug Avastin annieangel
Would you slay a dragon for me, Ntodd?
I never namesteal. Really. Too much a PITA, and I find no joy in it. I am me, and no other. And I love you, and no other.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
Indeed. I don't see the fun in it, myself.
And I love you, and no other.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
Oh, NTodd...
annieangel. I have no chance with Charlize.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
maybe you do ...
Oh yeah, maybe I do! I'm way cuter than Stuart Townsend. And I don't have any of that actor baggage, like a big ego. No, wait...
Okay, now I'm quite happy. The Princess Bride is about to come on TV.
Ooh, I'll bring it up on the iPod and we can liveblog it, just like old times!
maybe you do ...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/ ...6110654,00.html
bkny
Stuart Townsend is available? Hunka hunka!!!!
Actually, my heart belongs to Viggo, but Stuart will do in a pinch.
Ooh, when I refreshed the main page just now I got one of those Forbidden messages for a split second before it refreshed. Has anyone seen Woody today?
mena
I got one of those messages earlier today. What the hell is that?
Rachard Itani on "Over There."
In summary, it's exactly the shameless bad sex and glorification of racism and violence you have come to expect from News Corporation.
Water Tiger,
Is Thers gonna call you?
this thread feels like were trapped inside annie's brain
Okay, now I'm quite happy. The Princess Bride is about to come on TV.
Ooh, I'll bring it up on the iPod and we can liveblog it, just like old times!
NTodd, King of Prickistan
Just like back when we were married...
Sigh.
annieangel. I have no chance with Charlize.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
maybe you do ...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/
...6110654,00.html
bkny
Ye gods...is that an octopus on her head, or is her stylist just happy to see her?
And I love you, and no other.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
Oh, NTodd...
I mean, I love annie and no other psycho-hosebeast. I swear!
HOT ASIAN MADNESS!!
"Ooh, when I refreshed the main page just now I got one of those Forbidden messages for a split second before it refreshed."
When you see the "Forbidden" message, you're supposed to do the Lambada--The Forbidden Dance.
Seriously. I'm in MENSA.
Is Thers gonna call you?
Nah. He's got enough to deal with.
In summary, it's exactly the shameless bad sex and glorification of racism and violence you have come to expect from News Corporation.
kei & yuri
Like The Simpsons.
The Hustler, on next on TCM.
The real one.
Just like back when we were married...
Sigh.
We'd still be together if you'd have done more liveblogging with me.
Ooh, when I refreshed the main page just now I got one of those Forbidden messages for a split second before it refreshed. Has anyone seen Woody today?
mena
No, but was working today.
Mandatory, to make up from the Xmas days we get off. What a load of chincy crap.
But have seen the Forbidden thing.
.
Ooh, when I refreshed the main page just now I got one of those Forbidden messages for a split second before it refreshed. Has anyone seen Woody today?
mena
No, but was working today.
Mandatory, to make up from the Xmas days we get off. What a load of chincy crap.
But have seen the Forbidden thing.
.
When you see the "Forbidden" message, you're supposed to do the Lambada--The Forbidden Dance.
Seriously. I'm in MENSA.
I think that's LAMENSA.
The Hustler, on next on TCM.
The real one.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
PauL Newman killzs it
as fast eddie felson
We'd still be together if you'd have done more liveblogging with me.
NTodd
No more of the blame game! We've been through all this!
I knew it was you namestealing me. You're a sick individual. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
But I still like Al best.
Isn't it time for mangoes?
Anyone who stuck their cock in there, don't say I didn't warn you
annieangel
do you pray to your God with that mouth?
Seriously. I'm in MENSA.
annieangel
Having cramps? Poor thing.
I got a forbidden message earlier this evening. I never knew what that meant.
I think Mary and Thers should name their kid Princess Buttercup.
Just turned on the Hustler too. I'm going to go lie down and watch it and reast my aching bottom.
Is Thers gonna call you?
Nah. He's got enough to deal with.
What! I was expecting live blogging. Didn't he bring the laptop?
--
No more of the blame game! We've been through all this!
Okay, I'm sorry.
But still, it's all your fault.
Look who's talking. Your name is Diwhore.
God made my mouth. It can work miracles!
No more of the blame game! We've been through all this!
==
The past is the past! Let's go forward from here....
I knew it was you namestealing me. You're a sick individual. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
But I still like Al best.
As you wish.
I think Mary and Thers should name their kid Princess Buttercup.
As you wish.
Damn you, NTodd!
Okay, I'm sorry.
But still, it's all your fault.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
Okay, as long as you're sorry.
(You do a magnificent impression of my ex-wife, by the way! Truly inspired.)
reast my aching bottom
We're gonna need details.
Ye gods...is that an octopus on her head, or is her stylist just happy to see her?
Uncle Smokes
I think she looks gorgeous! Very '40s.
Now, that shi tzu she wore on her shoulder to the Oscars was a little much .....
The past is the past! Let's go forward from here....
mena
I've always been in favor of putting hard times behind me.
I think Mary and Thers should name their kid Princess Buttercup.
annie's a good name
Isn't it time for mangoes?
LitzM
You can't hava the Mango.
Damn you, NTodd!
Too late!
(You do a magnificent impression of my ex-wife, by the way! Truly inspired.)
Sorry. I was channeling somebody else. Guess they have a lot in common.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar,
Ok, this is weird. Not blogwhoring, but if you're a Trek fan...and a "Hustler" fan...and a geek...you might get a laugh out of this.
http://driftglass.blogspot.com/
Isn't it time for mangoes?
Yeah, I was just at the grocery store and found no ripe mangoes, just rock hard green ones.
Figures, GW, promised me ripe manges and what do we get? NADA.
"they don't call me springfiled fats
just because i'm morbidly obese"
-Homer
You can't hava the Mango.
She can't have the duck.
Princess Buttercap shabbazz moonbeam
Sorry. I was channeling somebody else. Guess they have a lot in common.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
Heh. Yeah, somehow not surprising.
Of course, if their kid turns out to be male, they should name him "Farmboy."
Ripe mange, ew.
In baseball (ah, baseball - I remember); in baseball only the greatest of players have their number retired. It is a rare honour bestowed with a Scrooge-like stinginess. Once a number is retired, no future player on the honoree's team may wear that number. Ever. In the singular case of the great and heroic Jackie Robinson no player from any team may ever again wear No. 42. Ever.
I would like to promote the idea of retiring "Fucktard" - that it may only be used to describe George W. Bush. No other politician--no matter how obtuse, foolish, dim, or simple-minded--may be described as a fucktard. Ever. Now and forever. Forever and a day. Ta-rah-rah boom-de-aye.
Thank you for reading.
monica - slipped on an icy step yesterday morning. My bottom is darker than the darkest perple you can imagine. Seriously, we'd need a whole new word.
Of course, if their kid turns out to be male, they should name him "Farmboy."
They should name him Jesus.
I think Mary and Thers should name their kid Princess Buttercup.
rorschach
Ummm, isn't the baby a boy? "Princess Buttercup" seems needlessly cruel.
I think that's LAMENSA.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
Delete one letter and thats the street I live on.
.
Paul Newman in "Hud."
Yummy.
I'd hate to be unemployed in Greenland.
Seriously, we'd need a whole new word.
mena
You're bottom is as purple as prince
You can't hava the Mango.
Uncle Smokes
Thanks, I'm ruined now, no one will ever do for me. I must have MANGO.
I have no chance with Charlize.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
maybe you do ...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/ ...6110654,00.html
bkny | 03.11.06 - 8:00 pm | #
Poor Stuart Townsend. Dumped by Peter Jackson, and now Charlize.
"they don't call me springfiled fats
just because i'm morbidly obese"
-Homer
olexicon,Sir Humpty
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Ummm, isn't the baby a boy? "Princess Buttercup" seems needlessly cruel.
It'll toughen up for the war in Iran/North Korea/Syria/Uzbekistan.
Okay, I'm sorry.
But still, it's all your fault.
Okay, as long as you're sorry.
Fellas, fellas. The window of accountability has closed.
Who got the astroglide in the settlement?
You're bottom is as purple as prince
olexicon
Your cheeks are so purple they must be pros.
"Thank you for reading."
--WalterNeff
Your welcome.
And I will uphold the fucktard standard.
My bottom is darker than the darkest perple you can imagine.
AH. "Aubergine." Eet eez zee richest of violet, so sublime, so French!
I'd hate to be unemployed in Greenland.
On the other hand, I'd love to be so drunk I couldn't even buy brandy.
Poor Stuart Townsend. Dumped by Peter Jackson, and now Charlize.
Artistic differences.
They should name him Jesus.
Jesus - he wants to go to Venus!
barney bottom?
slipped on an icy step yesterday morning. My bottom is darker than the darkest perple you can imagine. Seriously, we'd need a whole new word.
Youch! Hope you feel better soon, mena.
I'd hate to be unemployed in Greenland.
I'd hate to be annoyed in Greenland.
Fellas, fellas. The window of accountability has closed.
Who got the astroglide in the settlement?
masculine_monica_nyc
Your question raises an interesting argument against polygamy.
The tri-ream is so last millenium!
So there's absolutely no chance that the lovely and winsome Russ Feingold (who I see smiling at me on the right of the page) will be president, is there?
I am very special! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
The tri-ream is so last millenium!
For some reason my ass feels really sore.
The tri-ream is so last millenium!
The terrorists have won!
I am very special! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
annieangel
Inconceivable!
They should name him Jesus.
watertiger
Or Thersites the Youngest
I would like to promote the idea of retiring "Fucktard"...
I dunno, as big of a Fucktard as Duhbya has been, I have great expectations for the GOP to bring forth a new fucktard when they're done with this one. Never underestimate them.
Bill Frist, for example, would be a huge fucktard in the White House ...
And I think that reserving "fucktard" for W is perfectly reasonable. I also think he should be referred to as Princess Buttercup in any news stories printed in the New York Times or WaPo.
BTW, does anybody need a kidney? I've got one left!
I once got busy in greenland
mena,
sounds like a royal purple pain in the ass.
monica - slipped on an icy step yesterday morning. My bottom is darker than the darkest perple you can imagine. Seriously, we'd need a whole new word.
mena
oh no I thought it wasn't that serious. Is your tailbone okay?
I can't believe I actually typed "perple".
Damn.
BTW, does anybody need a kidney?
Absolutely! Oh, wait. I thought you said liver.
"My bottom is darker than the darkest perple you can imagine."
would you like a gentle rub-a-dub?
I have great expectations for the GOP to bring forth a new fucktard when they're done with this one
Fruit of the poisoned tree.
perple".
Damn.
mena
we have our new word!
I also think he should be referred to as Princess Buttercup
My Cheney will always come for me!
TJ - yeah, I'm fine. It just hurts, and is extremely purple.
The numbers that keep showing up on LOST are retired Yankees numbers.
Plus 42.
I am very special!
Oh, a little bus passenger.
I am very special! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
annieangel
And my mouth works miracles! Because I'm saving the rest of myself for marriage!
Mangoes are easily ripened in a snug paper bag left rolled closed on top of the fridge for a few days.
I'm going to go lie down and watch it and reast my aching bottom.
Well, I'm not sure what "reast"ing is, but it sounds like it might just make things worse.
No more rhymes I mean it!
I once got busy in greenland
In a Greenland bathroom?
Why do they not use contractions in SciFi TV shows?
I need some cock
All this talk about Charlize Theron has inspired me to pop "North Country" into the DVD player.
'later, folks!
We can certainly talk about something else.
What about "phuquetard"?
It's ever so much more Chaucerian.
does anybody need a kidney? I've got one left!
OUCH!
Thank you for reading.
WalterNeff | 03.11.06 - 8:13 pm |
I think Thers and Mary should name their new one WalterNeff. Or maybe Mango Kiwi.
mena, wait a couple of days, then it will turn to that sickly yellow, mustardy color. You'll wish is was purple again.
Why do they not use contractions in SciFi TV shows?
bill
In the future, we run out of fossil fuels, so we can no longer afford to manufacture apostrophes.
Or Thersites the Youngest
TJ
Pitt the Younger: I intend to put up my own brother as a candidate against you.
Edmund: Oh, and which Pitt would this be: Pitt the Toddler? Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye?
-- Simon Osborne and Rowan Atkinson, Black Adder the Third
[Thers would've enjoyed that.]
Absolutely! Oh, wait. I thought you said liver.
Well, I prolly won't need that after the 2nd kidney, so you can have it. It's a little, ah...used.
Oh, a little bus passenger.
It's the Short Mensa bus.
"All this talk about Charlize Theron has inspired me to pop "North Country" into the DVD player."
saw it last night...great flick.
watched the credits until the end and caught a very nice dylan cover sung by someone known as 'cat power'...gonna get me a cd.
Have they even considered the obvious name: Atrios?
Li'l Walter. Sounds like he should have big ears. And freckles.
BTW, does anybody need a kidney? I've got one left!
NTodd, King of Prickistan
NTodd, you are a very good boy, aren't you.
We can certainly talk about something else.
mena |
but your barney bottom
come on
Riding the little bus can build self-esteem!
In the future, we run out of fossil fuels, so we can no longer afford to manufacture apostrophes.
rorschach
Right. Got it
Criswell!
kei & yuri
Wonder if he saw that coming...
Fruit of the poisoned tree.
A metastasis of the GOP malignancy
NTodd, you are a very good boy, aren't you.
[looks down, shuffles feet]
In a Greenland bathroom?
NTodd, King of Prickistan
at an airport
Poor Stuart Townsend. Dumped by Peter Jackson, and now Charlize.
Artistic differences.
NTodd, King of Prickistan | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 8:16 pm |
I think to have 'artistic differences' you have to be artistic, and that's not a word that comes to mind when thinking of Stuart Townsend.
'cat power', aka, Chan Marshall, very hot right now.
And I will uphold the fucktard standard.
mer
wait, i thought that was bush's job, and really i think mccain will be a fine second.
just caught up on that, that man is mentally deranged, yes, i mean mccain, but you decide.
Uncle Smokes - Colin!
Riding the little bus can build self-esteem!
F'rinstance, you can pretend it's a big bus, and feel like a mighty giant!
"All this talk about Charlize Theron has inspired me to pop "North Country" into the DVD player."
Disliked that movie.
BTW, how is it possible that the new Liberal Mountaineer will not be named Bacon Power Altmouse Pop?
Thers and NYMary know it's a boy?
Well, my wife's gone out on the town now. What am I to do?
Nuclear Mangos - I have all their albums.
Seriously, that's very noble, NTodd.
I rented Walk the Line. Anybody seen it? Is it worth my Saturday evening?
boHICA!
.
I admit it.
I was in love with Jackie Gleason.
Neko Case
is of Uke ancestry
(for Ntodd)
Why do they not use contractions in SciFi TV shows?
Because once they start using them regularly, and closer and closer together, it gives away the fact that the alien baby is a'comin'.
BTW, how is it possible that the new Liberal Mountaineer will not be named Bacon Power Altmouse Pop?
Redd Kross is a nice name. Or Milton.
What about "phuquetard"?
It's ever so much more Chaucerian.
Or "gwirionyn".
It's Welsh.
Is it worth my Saturday evening?
TJ
indeed
Phoenix totally channells Johnny cash
Well, my wife's gone out on the town now. What am I to do?
rorschach | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 8:27 pm | #
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Duh. You have to ask?
"'cat power', aka, Chan Marshall, very hot right now.
Litz"
yeah...sounded real good and kinda unique...one of the drawbacks of me being a cultural illiterate is not knowing a lot of these folks...find them pretty much by mistake.
Seriously, that's very noble, NTodd.
Eh, as I said on the cast, I'm not sure it's that noble. It's an asymmetric thing, and really, who wouldn't do that for their mom (I mean, unless their mom was Mommy Dearest or something)?
Buckeye: I think Thers and Mary should name their new one WalterNeff. Or maybe Mango Kiwi.
Throatwarbler Mangrove.
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Not to belabor the point, mena, but how does the hue of the bruise compare to Iraqi-Finger Purple™?
Thers and NYMary know it's a boy?
Yah.
John Kenneth Galbraith on Cspan3.
'The rich are not working because they have too little income, and the poor are not working because they have too much'. 'If you feed the horse enough oats, some will pass to the road for the sparrow.'
Aren't they naming him Sean?
Redd Kross is a nice name. Or Milton.
Eli
I would name a baby boy Biff the Wonder Puppy. "the Wonder Puppy" is an old family middle name.
Or "gwirionyn".
It's Welsh.
My dad claims that the family ancestor on his side was named "Ryridd Fledd", and that it means something like "Tore a wolf in half with his bare hands".
I suspect my dad is full of shit.
Wonder how vespers at the abbey went?
I rented Walk the Line. Anybody seen it? Is it worth my Saturday evening?
TJ
Loved it!
Duh. You have to ask?
mena
Instruct me.
I was in love with Jackie Gleason.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
I juts saw "the Hustler" a couple of weeks ago on the late show on the CBC
I forgot how good gleason was
and that George c. Scott was in it
Fensterworth Chuck
Uncle Smokes - Colin!
mena
You lost me there, dear.
Did you just mistype again, and something else is turning purple?
OCtagon Marsupial
I would name a baby boy Biff the Wonder Puppy. "the Wonder Puppy" is an old family middle name.
Should we start calling you Marcia the Wonder Puppy?
"Why do they not use contractions in SciFi TV shows?"
because the universe is expanding, not contracting....it also has something to do with time.
Well, my wife's gone out on the town now. What am I to do?
rorschach
Where do I start?
Really, tho.
Melissa started a new job.
She's works 15 hrs a day Sat and Sun.
Thers and NYMary know it's a boy?
Yah. - watertiger
Well, so much for Muffin Encina. And here I was, all set to part with my porn name.
I rented Walk the Line. Anybody seen it? Is it worth my Saturday evening?
"Ray" for white people ...
Instruct me.
Do you get Sci-Fi East?
Where do I start?
At the top. No, wait, at the bottom...
Instruct me.
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You stay right here and keep on with what you're doing, of course. *rolling eyes*
Little Brø - darker by a whole lot.
Hit #12,380: Marysville, WA!
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I like the ring of Septimus Florndagin.
"You got arms
and I've got arms
Let's git together and use them arms
Wo-whoa! Time's a Wastin'."
Do you get Sci-Fi East?
Eli
Only one scifi here. What's on?
Damn.
mena
we have our new word!
yes we do. The Perple Revolution!
I suspect my dad is full of shit.
Eli
Dads are like that. My dad said we descended from one of the Louis' -- the crazy one -- and a serving girl. The royal bastards had charge of the French flag, hence our family name. Also, some of the family have six fingers or something. I think I stopped listening at about that point.
Did you just mistype again, and something else is turning purple?
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Colin was the name of the Dachshund.
Humpty Burger King
mena, my profound sympathy-- no ifs, ands, or buts.
You stay right here and keep on with what you're doing, of course. *rolling eyes*
Well, now feel patronized and insulted. How can I go on?
"Ray" for white people ...
Litz
perfect review
you should right for the times
Also, some of the family have six fingers or something.
The Six-Fingered Man!
Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You keeelled my father. Prepare to die.
Dumb personal observation connected to nothing in general. I have seen similar remarks in the last few days. I am just adding mine into the mix.
1. I have this gut feeling that just one more thing will happen and this president will leave office.
2. The sad part is none of us are going to be happy about it since whatever that one thing is will likely end up screwing us all into the ground.
Should we start calling you Marcia the Wonder Puppy?
Eli
No, that's only for boys.
Only one scifi here. What's on?
Well, if Minotaur starts at 9 on your Sci-Fi, you are more than welcome to join us for liveblogging... somewhere.
I like the ring of Septimus Florndagin.
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You almost have to stamp your foot when you say it.
Thers and NYMary know it's a boy?
Yeah, they saw his willy!
Colin was the name of the Dachshund.
mena
AH! Out-geeked by the New Rider of the Purple Sage!
I bow before thee.
Litz
the Newest Nashville Predator )Brendan Witt)
went to high school with me
Well, we're not in the hospital yet.
The boy's name is Sean Patrick. Sean for Sean O'Casey, patrick for Pat Pitzgerald.
I juts saw "the Hustler" a couple of weeks ago on the late show on the CBC
I forgot how good gleason was
and that George c. Scott was in it
It was really Playhouse 90, on the big screen. Faces. Voices - I think I just miss, terribly, the variety that used to be America. It's all Waukegan now.
Hit #12,380: Marysville, WA!
.
Jeffraham Prestonian
Monessen, PA!
Nathaniel Bacon?
Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You keeelled my father. Prepare to die.
Tigre gets bonus points for remembering the Hallo.
Eh, as I said on the cast, I'm not sure it's that noble. It's an asymmetric thing, and really, who wouldn't do that for their mom (I mean, unless their mom was Mommy Dearest or something)?
Well, that is true, of course. It's more like, I'm happy for you that you were in a position to do such a great thing. And it still is very good of you.
Well, if Minotaur starts at 9 on your Sci-Fi, you are more than welcome to join us for liveblogging... somewhere.
It seems to have cleared here, but I set up a draft thread, just in case.
By the way, does Relic improve watching it on the television. It sucked wind in the theater.
Galbraith is still talking over people's heads it seems.
Dads are like that. My dad said we descended from one of the Louis' -- the crazy one -- and a serving girl. The royal bastards had charge of the French flag, hence our family name.
Should we start calling you Marseillaise Brady?
"Soda" would be a good name.
Better yet, "Seven"-- it's Mickey Mantle's number, you know.
Well, we're not in the hospital yet.
And the frequency of contractions?
yes we do. The Perple Revolution! - charley
Power to the Perple.
More Perple Power!
Okay, who bringing the blow-up party sheep for tonight's party?
Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You keeelled my father. Prepare to die.
Well, he did say that once already to the Man in Black, so I guess that counts. Otherwise, you're way early!
Well, we're not in the hospital yet.
The boy's name is Sean Patrick. Sean for Sean O'Casey, patrick for Pat Pitzgerald.
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F)
There you are!
What's the word?
In the future, we run out of fossil fuels, so we can no longer afford to manufacture apostrophes.
rorschach
Aaaannnd to come full circle:
runs into room, throws down ' , runs back out
-
At the top. No, wait, at the bottom...
rorschach
NO FLIRTING
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Well, we're not in the hospital yet.
What's goin' on, man!
And I thought we agreed: Septimus Florndagin!
Well, now feel patronized and insulted. How can I go on?
rorschach | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 8:34 pm | #
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Oh dear, I don't know what to do at this point. Are we supposed to start calling each other names n ow?
Jackie Gleason once made out with Joan Crawford, even though she had been nasty to him all evening. After some spit-swappin', he disengaged, ran out of the house, taking great care not to stop in any of the poodle shit that dotted the white carpet of her otherwise immaculate all-white livingroom, stopped on the sidewalk and bellowed, Watta great night for Brooklyn, and went home.
Okay, cool. I'm off to watch Joaquin and Reese, assuming the teenagers can be persuaded to stop watching the effing Sci-Fi channel for the evening. They're yapping about some minotaur movie.
Anyone seen Mel Gibson?
I want Billy Mumy to wish the GOP into the cornfield.
.
"Seven" is so Jeri Ryan.
Good evening.
Just listening to the new Neko Case album. Pretty good stuff.
Also got tickets today to go see her in a few weeks. And I'm seeing Belle and Sebastian with the New Pornographers tomorrow night.
Not bad for a guy with no money, eh?
Septimus Florndagin, get your ass in here!
Yeah, I like it.
Pat Pitzgerald
I loved his early work.
Otherwise, you're way early!
My way's not very sportsmanlike.
Dads are like that. My dad said we descended from one of the Louis' -- the crazy one
Could ya narrow it down a little?
We of course are descended from Irish Kings, like all the Irish.
And the frequency of contractions?
plantsman
They don't use contractions in the future.
What's the topic again?
Okay, who bringing the blow-up party sheep for tonight's party?
Uh, I was just bringing the sheep dip.
It seems to have cleared here, but I set up a draft thread, just in case.
I suspect we will have a new thread either right before showtime, or shortly after.
Do we have a baby yet?
Jeri Ryan will.
Oh dear, I don't know what to do at this point. Are we supposed to start calling each other names n ow?
mena
Yes, I suppose so, you brazen strumpet!
Dads are like that. My dad said we descended from one of the Louis' -- the crazy one
Charles VI was nuts
What's the topic again?
annieangel
Inflatable party sheep.
perple reign?
Uh, I was just bringing the sheep dip.
A great, classic Far Side moment
By "blow-up sheep" do we mean pyrotechnic gift for Satan or latex/rubber inflatable adult relaxation aid?
I want Billy Mumy to wish the GOP into the cornfield.
Um, dude?
Billy Mumy *is* the GOP.
How is NYMary?
"Uh, I was just bringing the sheep dip.
NTodd"
Do you hand chop the sheep or use a cusinart?
By Monday, there will be a new little liberal-NYMaryThers manchild in the world--yay!!!!!!
Hi Al. Marcia was here but she ignored me. It made me sad.
Should we start calling you Marseillaise Brady?
Eli
Umm, no. I don't think Brady means flag in French.
Billy Mumy *is* the GOP.
Oh, the pain, the pain!!!
Do we have a baby yet?
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress
I thought we were still waiting to make the batter.
Okay, who bringing the blow-up party sheep for tonight's party?
Uh, I was just bringing the sheep dip.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
I'm bringing the Ram's Bladder Cup and Crunchy Frog.
I actually voted for John Kerry before I voted against him.
Okay, who bringing the blow-up party sheep for tonight's party?
I found one of those in my daughter's room after she moved out. Sadly, I did not keep it.
And Sean Patrick's Authentic Indian Name is:
Christopher Turquoise Morningstar
"Billy Mumy *is* the GOP."
Huh?
Wire-haired Dachshunds are popular in Germany -
very studious looking, with plaid driving caps and glasses.
Umm, no. I don't think Brady means flag in French.
You got something against flags? You some kinda flag-basher?
Ralph malph wiggum
I love NYMary.
Just sayin'.
Al---tonight's menu consists of steak chili with black beans, cornbread, and for dessert, shortbread cookies.
Someone should save this thread and print it out for the baby book.
Hi Al. Marcia was here but she ignored me. It made me sad.
annieangel
Hi Annie. Shhhh. No one is supposed to know we're dating.
Also, some of the family have six fingers or something
This would be handy if the extra finger was functional for playing an instrument. Think of the guitar or piano chords you could play.
Bill Mumy on Bab 5 was awesome.
I love NYMary.
Just sayin'.
pie
I'm with you on that!
Hi Annie. Shhhh. No one is supposed to know we're dating.
Al Swearengen
You and annie are dating? Felicitations!
Little Boots, my mother always said we were descended from the "barefoot kings of Ireland." Sounds classier to me.
Al---tonight's menu consists of steak chili with black beans, cornbread, and for dessert, shortbread cookies.
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress
It may kill me Sally, but I'll die happy.
I'm bringing the Ram's Bladder Cup and Crunchy Frog.
No wolf's nipples chips?
Huh?
Well, more like Dubya specifically. He's like the bratty, all-powerful little kid in the It's A GOOD Life episode of Twilight Zone, surrounded by sycophants afraid to say anything negative or critical for fear of being wished into the cornfield.
Someone should save this thread and print it out for the baby book.
TJ
"mom
what does "christian butt sex" mean"?
Heather Tallchief is teh hot.
Sallyh -- Did you see the bad news?
I still haven't told Curly.
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Billy Mumy *is* the GOP.
Nah. Dr. Smith is the GOP.
Warning Will Robinson!
Do not invade Iraq!
Do not re-elect the criminals that invaded Iraq!
Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Morons.
You got something against flags? You some kinda flag-basher?
Eli
What the hell are you talking about?
"Also, some of the family have six fingers or something"
that's called polygamy, or somethin'...
Jeffraham--better have some kitty treats on hand for when she leaves...poor CurlyQ!
Little Boots, my mother always said we were descended from the "barefoot kings of Ireland." Sounds classier to me.
Love that.
rorschach, you......
I just can't. I'm sorry. you can call me something if it'll make you feel better, though.
And how is Mary doing? THERS??????
Wooooo I just noticed, NSA is plugging in the correct e-mail addresses on horrorscan.
By "blow-up sheep" do we mean pyrotechnic gift for Satan or latex/rubber inflatable adult relaxation aid?
kei & yuri
"Party" is the operative term.
JDW--polydactyly, but who cares?
What the hell are you talking about?
Nevermind. I was never here.
"mom
what does "christian butt sex" mean"?
Education is a good thing.
The neighbors down the street are having a coming home party for what I assume is an Iraqi war vet. Big sign, Wecome Home Ronnie!
They are getting Loud and shit!
Good for them.
(and God Bless Texas. Lordy! it needs it)
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Little Boots, my mother always said we were descended from the "barefoot kings of Ireland." Sounds classier to me.
nora
"'My boy,' he said, 'you are descended from a long line of determined, resourceful, microscopic tadpoles--champions every one.'"
--Kurt Vonnegut, Galapagos
what does "christian butt sex" mean"
It means you wake up with taint stigmata and your bedspread looks like the Shroud of Turin.
Or so it is written.
I just can't. I'm sorry. you can call me something if it'll make you feel better, though.
I am a miserable cad.
stun the puppy,
burn the whale,
little jimmy's
off to jail.
"polydactyly, but who cares?"
thought that was a dinosaur...
Donald Rumsfeld has made a killing out of bird flu. The US Defence Secretary has made more than $5m (£2.9m) in capital gains from selling shares in the biotechnology firm that discovered and developed Tamiflu, the drug being bought in massive amounts by Governments to treat a possible human pandemic of the disease.
Al--and we have a nice Bordeaux to wash it all down.
BTW, it's lean steak, and everything else (save for the shortbreads) is low fat and cholesterol free.
Education is a good thing.
pie
that's what i'm saying
" your bedspread looks like the Shroud of Turin."
there we have it: the shroud of turin is skidmarks...
Little Boots, my mother always said we were descended from the "barefoot kings of Ireland." Sounds classier to me.
nora
nora!!!! I was just wondering where you'd been. Our birthday is coming up. How are you?
what does "christian butt sex" mean"
That you're 'technically' a virgin when you marry?
Vespers went fine -- Vicki said she liked it -- went out for supper -- it was good -- everyone was stuffed -- I ate a lot more than I would have at the monastery!
They are still on the road north -- Vicki will get dropped off first -- Nim won't be back until later -- already sent Vicki an email about NYMary
Thers IS doing live blogging from the delivery room, right?
I thought annieangel was shoelimpy's girl.
I'm so confused.
It means you wake up with taint stigmata and your bedspread looks like the Shroud of Turin.
Or so it is written.
driftglass
And you are anointed by the holy SaintOrum.
Just got back from dinner in Boston.
I had split pea soup, chicken breast with mushrooms, mashed potatos and chocolate mousse for dessert.
I drank two glasses of chardonnay.
And I'm back home as the younger generation takes over the city....
From way, way upthread, just because once I got all the way down here this was what came up when I hit right-click and Paste:
So there's absolutely no chance that the lovely and winsome Russ Feingold (who I see smiling at me on the right of the page) will be president, is there?
Marcia Brady
Sadly, tragically, outrageously, Marcia, you are right, he has no chance at all. Because of his name.
Others similarly disqualified from Presidential aspirations include:
Gov. Vilsack (D-IA)--ever since Colbert made that sneery-face about anybody named "___sack" his chances, already small, vanished altogether
Gov. Rod Blago....er, Blajo...well shit, Gov. Goodhair of Illinois, because of his name being simultaneously unpronounceable and, once pronounced, (blah-GOY-uh-vitch) impossible to thereafter spell.
Feingold is a triumph of memorable spellability after that, so it must be anti-Jewish prejudice.Also that he is the one true populist in the whole bunch and therefore so dangerous to the established order as to be beyond any consideration whatever.
Alas.
Donald Rumsfeld has made a killing out of bird flu. The US Defence Secretary has made more than $5m (£2.9m) in capital gains from selling shares in the biotechnology firm that discovered and developed Tamiflu, the drug being bought in massive amounts by Governments to treat a possible human pandemic of the disease.
I've never seen a Brinks truck in a funeral procession.
The TV is on the Fox channel. White cops are arresting black people. What the hell is this crap?
Prior--I wanted Eli to liveblog it in Holgavision, but there were technical glitches.
Pat Pitzgerald
I loved his early work.
masculine_monica_nyc
The pink period?
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what does "christian butt sex" mean"
Well, it starts with a spanking from the Book of Palms...
butt sex in the missionary position?
Prior,
Sounds like you've had a busy and delightful evening!
That you're 'technically' a virgin when you marry?
I went to a catholic college for awhile, and there was one couple there that admitted after drinking many beers, that this is what they did.
For some reason this struck me as being kind of strange. Ror, may disagree.
White cops are arresting black people. What the hell is this crap?
bill
Isn't that called "the United States"?
Al--and we have a nice Bordeaux to wash it all down.
BTW, it's lean steak, and everything else (save for the shortbreads) is low fat and cholesterol free.
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress
Well in that case, "bring it on." (I know it's impolite to ask, but can Marcia come too?)
Hit #12,391: Decorah, IA! Corn, baby!
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Al--Marcia is always welcome at my table. Even if you're not there.
butt sex in the missionary position?
just butt sex in the missionary.
For some reason this struck me as being kind of strange. Ror, may disagree.
doug,
Why would that be?
what does "christian butt sex" mean"
i think is has something to do with altering boys
butt sex in the missionary position?
just butt sex in the missionary.
watertiger
butt sex with the missionary
or is that a canadian thing?
He's like the bratty, all-powerful little kid in the It's A GOOD Life episode of Twilight Zone, surrounded by sycophants afraid to say anything negative or critical for fear of being wished into the cornfield.
Mr. Fremont: It's snowing outside! Anthony, are you making it snow?
Anthony Fremont: Yes, I'm making it snow.
Mr. Fremont: Why that'll ruin half the crops! You know that, don't you, half the crops! That's what that... But it's good that you're making it snow, Anthony, it's real good. And tomorrow, tomorrow's going to be a real good day too!
Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Morons.
Shit, I'm already on the fireswamp. No commercials.
Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Morons.
Shit, I'm already on the fireswamp. No commercials.
TJ, doing fine, thanks. I mentioned you the other day, as a matter of fact, in reference to our shared upcoming birthday -- rooting for Sean Patrick to be born on the 17th.
Unfortunately, NYMary didn't pull off the trick my mother did -- when she first found out she was pregnant, the doctor told her the baby would be born in the middle of March. She said, "Good. St. Patrick's day." The doctor said they couldn't be that exact. She said she could. I was born at 12:35 a.m. March 17. I have visions of her holding back for that last half hour, by sheer willpower.
A little warning to all my pals at Eschaton. Tamiflu causes psychotic reactions to a lot of people over 40.
Maybe Rumsfeld samples his own shit.
I want Billy Mumy to wish the GOP into the cornfield.
One of the greatest posts ever.
(I know it's impolite to ask, but can Marcia come too?)
Al Swearengen
Awww, but what will annie say?
what does "christian butt sex" mean
It's a biblically approved form of birth control, except to some South Dakota senators who spell they name Napoli. They believe such practices my justify abortion, if the woman was religious and a virgin and saving herself for marriage and stuff like that.
what does "christian butt sex" mean
It's a biblically approved form of birth control, except to some South Dakota senators who spell they name Napoli. They believe such practices my justify abortion, if the woman was religious and a virgin and saving herself for marriage and stuff like that.
Shit, I'm already on the fireswamp. No commercials.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
D'oh. They just now fell down the hill toward the swamp...
Shit, I'm already on the fireswamp. No commercials.
Rodents of Unusual Size?
Isn't that called "the United States"?
rorschach
How this can be considered entertainment is way beyond anything I can understand
just butt sex in the missionary.
BUTT SEX IN THE BRAIN!
Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Are we still talking about butt sex?
that's...in a lot..
Marcia is always welcome at my table. Even if you're not there.
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress
Sweet!
THERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
GIVE, DAMMIT!
What'd you do, leave her at the hospital?
White cops are arresting black people. What the hell is this crap?
bill
Isn't that called "the United States"?
Yes. Just ask...
I'm too tired to remember all the white men.
Jazz hands: One of the greatest posts ever.
Tnank you. *bows*
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Education is a good thing.
pie
that's what i'm saying
Some people think Fox News is educational. Be careful what you wish.
Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Are we still talking about butt sex?
Uncle Smokes
That was my assumption...
BUTT SEX IN THE BRAIN!
Thers
I've often wondered what a man thinks about in the materinity waiting room.
mary is fine, except cranky.
Altar boys are cock teasing little strumpets always leading innocent members of the priesthood astray.
Marcia B--I can promise a better meal than annieangel, at any rate.
Also, some of the family have six fingers or something
I had an aunt who married into our family. She thought she was better than us and never missed a chance to try to prove her superiority. Problem was that we all knew she was from a family where everyone was born with six fingers on each hand. There was an incipient finger attached to the baby finger of each hand which were removed at birth. And we (my cousins and I) all knew about it.
We used to "high five" in front of her and say to each other "Gimme six."
Oh we were nasty little bastards, we were.
I've often wondered what a man thinks about in the materinity waiting room
Where is the nearest open bar?
Rodents of Unusual Size?
I don't believe they exist.
mary is fine, except cranky.
Thers, Insolent Partisan
Jeez, she is a moody one, isn't she?
Uncle Smokes--mine wasn't in the waiting room, he was with me. He was thinking, please, let this kid be born now, so I don't have to kill my wife.
I have visions of her holding back for that last half hour, by sheer willpower.
nora
LOL! That's a wonderful story. I was born at 3:14 am. My mother's family thought I should be named Patricia, in honor of the day and my mother's younger sister, but since they can't stand each other, I ended up as T---- J---.
according to some books i've read, i am related to brian boru and ronald reagan.
i am very proud of one of these relationships, you decide.
did i mention there is a county in ireland that bears my name? yup, charley county, i'm sure you've heard of it.
I'm amused by some of these family histories where people think they're descended from displaced aristocrats.
My family never had any such illusions. Here's a rundown of the hardscrabble roots:
Paternal grandfather: Son of an Irish whaler, mother dead. Dropped off in Brooklyn to be raised by an Italian family. Didn't know his real name until he applied for a marriage license. His reaction? "All this time, micks were beating me up for being a dirty dago, and I was one of them.
Paternal grandmother: Irish peasant girl. Tenant farmers on Brit-owned estate. Estate converted to game park, so get lost, like to the US
Maternal grandfather: From Greek enclave in Albania. Pre-WW I Balkan turmoil had the Ottomans seizing Greek land and handing it over to more loyal denizens of the Empire. Stowaway to Boston.
Maternal grandmother: Daughter of Korfu hoteliers. Nice life, good education. Then orphaned in some epidemic. Fell under control of an aunt who hated her mother. Arranged marriage to my grandfather--off to the US for you
I was once married to a woman with six toes on her left foot. It was the most normal thing about her.
Thersites--you'd be kind of crabby, too, if you knew you had to push a basketball out of a baseball-sized opening.
I want Billy Mumy to wish the GOP into the cornfield.
Again, wishing. I'd qualify that by saying "a cornfield on some planet far away."
Altar boys are cock teasing little strumpets always leading innocent members of the priesthood astray.
Benedict XVI
There's no such thing as an innocent member!
THERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
GIVE, DAMMIT!
What'd you do, leave her at the hospital?
"She'll take the bus. She's a rock."
Some people think Fox News is educational. Be careful what you wish.
Tell people to think for themselves, and it works.
So what monstrosity are we watchiing tonight?
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D'oh. They just now fell down the hill toward the swamp...
You should tell me when there are ads! Maybe I'll pause and go take a pee.
Sallyh: Marcia B--I can promise a better meal than annieangel, at any rate.
The bar, set low!
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I've often wondered what a man thinks about in the materinity waiting room.
In your case, I would guess, "What the FUCK am I doing here???"
So what monstrosity are we watchiing tonight?
Minotaur!
Spork--Minotaur! A relative of 4Legs.'
mt favorite beatles song is "Cathy Rigby"
Thersites--you'd be kind of crabby, too, if you knew you had to push a basketball out of a baseball-sized opening.
You can, uh...fit a baseball up there?
You should tell me when there are ads! Maybe I'll pause and go take a pee.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
Ads are on now.
And here we are, bickering like an old married couple.
TJ, people always ask me why my name isn't Patricia, being born on St. Patrick's Day. I like your story for why you aren't Patricia (a name I never liked, btw).
My parents decided that the first girl would be named Nora, after my father's mother, no matter when she was born. Fine by me; my paternal grandmother was a wild woman -- when she arrived at Ellis Island, my grandfather, due to a mixup, wasn't there to meet her, and she said, "The hell with him," left New York and went to stay with family in Ohio. He had to find her and beg forgiveness.
One of my favorite family stories.
Ever notice that if everyone who believes they were on the Titanic in a past life were correct, the death toll would have exceeded 100,000?
So what monstrosity are we watchiing tonight?
Minotaur!!!
10 minutes. Or actually 8.
mary is fine, except cranky.
Thers
"The second pain hit. My wife said, 'WHOOOOAAAAA!!!'--and stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip, and said 'I WANT MORPHINE!!!' I said 'But dear...'
[imitates lamaze breathing]
"She said, 'YOU SHUT UP! YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!'--and on the next contraction, she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married."
-- Bill Cosby, Himself
I've often wondered what a man thinks about in the materinity waiting room.
That's so last century.
You're in there with her, daddy.
Sounds horrible. Awright, I'm in for a while at least.
And pardon if there's a higher number of typos than usual.
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We're not dating, Marcia. I just mentioned that of all the perverts who stalk me, Al is my favorite. He's not vulgar, just insinuatingish.
I still think it's wrong for him to sexually harrass me, but if I had to pick only one person to do it, as if it could ward off all the others, I'd pick Al.
Sorry, Jeff.
I've often wondered what a man thinks about in the materinity waiting room.
Uncle Smokes
Oy, if you'd only find a nice girl maybe we'd both find out!
The bar, set low!
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Cool, so I can sit on the floor while I'm drinking.
Fox News reports on the Big Bang and other historical events
Marcia is always welcome at my table. Even if you're not there.
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress
Sweet!
Marcia Brady∞
For the record, I was asking to bring Marcia not the other way around.
My great aunt is Libby Custer.
That's so last century.
You're in there with her, daddy.
pie
Might as well be, now that hospitals are so fascist they won't even let you smoke cigars in the lobby!
Bush Goes on Offensive To Explain War Strategy
Speeches to Combat Public Pessimism
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...1001949_pf.html
By Michael A. Fletcher
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, March 11, 2006; A03
President Bush plans to begin a series of speeches next week again explaining the administration's strategy for winning the war in Iraq, as the White House returns to a familiar tactic to allay growing public pessimism about the war that has helped keep the president's approval rating near its historic low.
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Damn, I could have sworn that I read this exact same story 6 months ago and 6 months before that and....
owls.
Im watching What Lies Beneath. I think the house is haunted, it's creeping me out!
I still think it's wrong for him to sexually harrass me, but if I had to pick only one person to do it, as if it could ward off all the others, I'd pick Al.
Sorry, Jeff.
annieangel
Yes, Al is quite a gentleman. What did JeffCo do?
Marcia Brady ∞: Cool, so I can sit on the floor while I'm drinking.
Who said this?
"You're not drunk if you can hold onto the floor without spinning."
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Fox News reports on the Big Bang and other historical events
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WEll, I'm glad to hear Mary's doing allright. I'm going to go watch Paul Newman play pool for awhile. I'll check back in a bit.
What a waste of space. Bag it, tag it. Sell it to the butcher in the store.
Anybody want a peanut?
He lied and said he didn't love me.
Bush Goes on Offensive To Explain War Strategy
Speeches to Combat Public Pessimism
Thereby proving that he's insane.
Since the definition of insantity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result.
I'm sure he's thinking..."This times the charm!"
Sallyh --
How is daughter doing? What is her schedule (boy with Hecate grandmothering & NYMary & Madame ... lots of little lib-ruls on the way)
mena!
Wha' hoppen?
I'm going to go watch Paul Newman play pool for awhile.
But ... but ... MINOTAUR!
"You're not drunk if you can hold onto the floor without spinning."
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Jeffraham Prestonian
I'm going to guess someone with Celtic or Gaelic blood.
And here we are, bickering like an old married couple.
We are not! And besides, you started it.
Bush Goes on Offensive To Explain War Strategy
Yes, he's rather offensive when he "explains" the war.
I lied last night. I said there was no such thing as store bought cookies in my home.
It's girl scout cookie time in my neck of the woods. Bidding on Thin Mints starts...now.
Yes, Al is quite a gentleman. What did JeffCo do?
Marcia- if you love lion kitty at all you'll stop talking to the idiot.
We're not dating, Marcia. I just mentioned that of all the perverts who stalk me, Al is my favorite. He's not vulgar, just insinuatingish.
I still think it's wrong for him to sexually harrass me, but if I had to pick only one person to do it, as if it could ward off all the others, I'd pick Al.
Sorry Annie, I'm spoken for. Isn't that right Marcia?
Girl Scout cookies are no where near as good as they used to be.
I'm going to go watch Paul Newman play pool for awhile
But ... but ... MINOTAUR!
Little Boots
Isn't it a little difficult for a minotaur to hold a pool cue with those hooves?
off to the US for you
Draco
Jesus!
But now your here.
Doing better, or SOS?
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We're not dating, Marcia. I just mentioned that of all the perverts who stalk me, Al is my favorite. He's not vulgar, just insinuatingish.
I still think it's wrong for him to sexually harrass me, but if I had to pick only one person to do it, as if it could ward off all the others, I'd pick Al.
I like when he has one of his whores from the Gem Saloon come upstairs and give him a blow job, while he tells her what a shitty day he's had and about all the difficulties of running the Gem and the whole town of Deadwood.
new perple asses upstairs.
git 'em while they're hot.
Might as well be, now that hospitals are so fascist they won't even let you smoke cigars in the lobby!
Any husband who's worth anything will appreciate what his beloved goes through when giving birth.
None understand the process or pain at all.
But he'd better be there.
pathetic. please stop the...ya know
"You're not drunk if you can hold onto the floor without spinning."
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Jeffraham Prestonian
There's a placard in Kerry Irish Pub in New Orleans that reads "An Irishman is never drunk so long as he can hold onto a blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth."
Capybyra Giant Rat
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Sorry Annie, I'm spoken for. Isn't that right Marcia?
Al Swearengen
I thought you said something about being a free-range bull or something. No ring through your nose, right?
Steak, rare, with butter and blue cheese crumbles. Twiced baked potato, broccoli with a little parmesan, and nice cabernet. Crusty french bread.
Do you know that right now liberals in Congress are allocating no funding at all for minotaur defense?
Capybyra Giant Rat
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Pitchforks and Torches
I. Want. One.
It looks so serious...
Marcia- if you love lion kitty at all you'll stop talking to the idiot.
fourlegsgood
Lion kitty? You two-timing me honey?
By the way 4lg, Survivor Man is on Discovery at 8 PST. Actually, it's moi who likes it, but thought I'd mention it anyway.
Jef is an idiot, but I see no reason for Marcia to stop talking to him. She can choose her own friends.
Do minotaurs eat owl?
"If Ivanka weren't my daughter, we'd probably be dating."
- Donald Trump
Does anyone else here think that's SO wrong on SO many levels?
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