I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

GravatarIndigenous?


GravatarFirst!


Gravataroh man is rorschach gonna be mad. I stole his idea.


GravatarCurse you, TJ!


GravatarMinotaurs are teh scary.


GravatarMaybe I should get out of here before he shows up. I'm not even sure I spelled it right.


GravatarThers,

how's NYMary?


GravatarThere is no way I'll ever vote for McCain.


GravatarThe kids want to watch minotaur, I want to watch Walk the Line. Somehow I doubt I'm going to win this battle.


GravatarWhoa. I just got the Atrios "Forbidden" page.

Bush presidency: FIERY WRECK!


Gravatar"The president deserved better," Mr. McCain said.


GravatarMaybe I can escape Smokes' Jewish Mother up here.


GravatarOpen, Thread.


GravatarNth, where N is about 12


Gravataroh man is rorschach gonna be mad. I stole his idea.
TJ | 03.11.06 - 8:58 pm | #


Well played!

Lightning sand and Rodents of Unusual Size!


GravatarWhy is Penelope Ann Miller being pursued by a flame monster?


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GravatarWhoa. I just got the Atrios "Forbidden" page.

"Forbidden Atrios" sounds like something that would be a good nightclub act...


GravatarThers, Not Thers.

Have a Cee-gar.
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GravatarThere is no way I'll ever vote for McCain.
Ô¿Ô


I don't think you'll ever have the opportunity. He's done.
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GravatarHey, Incog! We're waiting to see if NYMary has her bebe tonight....


GravatarWhat a scumbag.


Gravatar "The president deserved better," Mr. McCain said.
Ô¿Ô


We all deserve better.


GravatarIf the President got what he deserved, we never would have seen his face in 2000. McCain is full of shit.


GravatarWhoa. I just got the Atrios "Forbidden" page.

I've gotten the Forbidden page a few times today even when refreshing my own blog. Just a glitch.


GravatarNo cursing TJ! GWB already did that!


GravatarMary says she doesn't know how she is. She says "cranky but possibly in the zone," whatever the hell that means. Sitting back on an easy chair, excited about minotaur!


Gravatarsemprini?


GravatarAnnie:

Harrison Ford is the killer. Have a nice day.


GravatarMissing Princess -- won't be on Rita Cosby.
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GravatarWhat the hell is that forbidden page?


Gravatar"I've often wondered what a man thinks about in the materinity waiting room"

he's thinking he'd like to bang that cute maternity room nurse...


GravatarYou gotta feel sorry for McCain, though. It's got to be hard to sell out the country you fought and nearly died for, even if Karl Rove does have a video tape of you beating twelve nuns to death with a pipe wrench while wearing a french maid's outfit with a Nazi armband.


GravatarBooooooo!


GravatarYou gotta feel sorry for McCain, though.

Not really, no.


GravatarBoyzblogging.


GravatarIt might be some kind of NSA backdoor


Gravatar while wearing a french maid's outfit with a Nazi armband.
Dr. Wu


Meh. Standard Republican issue fetish gear.
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GravatarI've reached the forbidden ppage on m y own blog. Apprently I forbade myself.



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GravatarNo cursing TJ! GWB already did that!
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress


Sadly, he's cursed all of us, the little delusional emperor.


GravatarYou gotta feel sorry for McCain, though

No. Not at all. Not in the least.


GravatarTigre, you still there? What's the plan?


GravatarWhat the hell is that forbidden page?
bill


it's like the forbidden zone


Gravatar "I've often wondered what a man thinks about in the materinity waiting room"

he's thinking he'd like to bang that cute maternity room nurse...


Yup, which is why I hang around delivery rooms these days...


Gravatar"Mature subject matter"?

Oh, pul-eeeze!


Gravatar"It might be some kind of NSA backdoor"

is that like christian buttsex?


GravatarNTodd--a MILF. Your future lies in a MILF.


GravatarNew Shite from Bobo

Hillary and the Ports
By DAVID BROOKS
A couple of years ago I watched Hillary Clinton enter a Munich hotel with a delegation of fellow senators. Clinton came in first. There were about 50 paparazzi by the doors. Cameras flashed, people screamed. There was general pandemonium as she walked through the lobby, like Elizabeth Taylor in her prime descending upon Cannes. The hotel manager escorted her into a waiting elevator and whisked her to her suite.
Then the other senators came in the doors. The camera crews started packing up. The crowd dispersed. No hotel manager awaited them. They pushed the button for the elevator and milled about until it came.
United States senators are not entirely lacking in vanity. So I thought there might be a tinge of resentment at Clinton's diva treatment. But not at all. Other senators like traveling with her. She's down to earth and fun to be around, they say. At work, she's serious, diligent and respectful.
So when I've been asked if I think Hillary Clinton can win a general election campaign, I've always answered yes. I figure if she can win over Republican senators (and Bush staffers), she can probably win over 30,000 more voters in Ohio.
She's also got a key voting bloc disposed in her favor. Ten percent of the electorate are what Pew Research Center pollsters call pro-government conservatives: mostly white, working-class women who attend church weekly but support government welfare programs. Only 12 percent of these voters supported John Kerry in 2004, but 51 percent say they have a positive view of Clinton. These voters alone could put her over the top.
But campaigns reveal character, and force us to adjust our views. The Dubai ports deal — a politically unpopular measure that almost all experts agree was justified on the merits — was a test of character. John McCain and Chuck Hagel passed. Clinton, though, joined the ranks of the nakedly ambitious demagogues.
Clinton didn't seem to mind when officials of the United Arab Emirates kicked in up to a million dollars into her husband's presidential library. She didn't seem alarmed when Dubai poured at least $450,000 into her family bank accounts through her husband's speaking business. She didn't object when the Clinton administration approved a deal for a Chinese government firm to run the Port of Long Beach. But when the Dubai ports deal set off Know-Nothing mobs, she made sure she had the biggest pitchfork.
"The White House is trying to hand over U.S. ports," Clinton charged.
"We cannot afford to surrender our port operations to foreign governments," she roared.
"We cannot cede sovereignty over critical infrastructure like our ports," she insisted.
All of these statements were deliberately misleading, since there was never any question of ceding sovereignty or security. They played to the rawest form of xenophobia.


GravatarProlly edited all the good stuff out.


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Gravatar I've reached the forbidden ppage on m y own blog. Apprently I forbade myself.

That's illegal in most southern states. But I'm sure it's okay in Pittsburgh, so long as you don't do it in public. And photograph it. With a film camera.


GravatarRorschach, the biography...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ror...%28superhero% 29


Gravatarbill: What the hell is that forbidden page?

It's in Billy Mumy's cornfield, where the GOP belongs.
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GravatarYup, which is why I hang around delivery rooms these days...
NTodd, King of Prickistan


that and the free cigars


Gravataris that like christian buttsex?
jdw

Backed right into that one


GravatarNTodd--a MILF. Your future lies in a MILF.

Or with.


Gravatar4Legs--your relatives are about to appear.


GravatarOh boy, pretentious voiceover exposition.


GravatarTigre, you still there? What's the plan?

here for now.


Gravatar NTodd--a MILF. Your future lies in a MILF.

Better bang for the buck: I'll get laid and have kids!


GravatarI put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.


Gravatarperple haze
all in my brain


GravatarEli--naked back!


GravatarRest of Bobo's shite -- sorry for polluting the thread but it's important to know who's kowtowing to Kenny Boy's latest talking points

The consequences for the war on terror will be significant. As David Ignatius wrote in The Washington Post, the government of Dubai has done what we've asked all Arab governments to do. It has challenged Al Qaeda; supported U.S. forces; modernized the educational system to combat extremism. It even gave $100 million in hurricane relief. We've proved that we may be inept in combating our foes, but we're ruthlessly efficient in betraying our friends.
But my subject is Clinton's political prospects. This episode — which combines buckraking with pandering — brings back the Clinton years at their worst: the me-me-me selfishness, the occasional presumption that humanity exists to serve Team Clinton.
It also shows Clinton doesn't understand her political weaknesses. First, nobody, not even among her friends, is totally sure she actually believes in anything, or whether she just coldly calculates political advantage. This episode reinforces that sense.
Second, Clinton is the only presidential candidate who does not offer a break from the current polarization and bitter partisanship. A McCain or Mark Warner presidency would shuffle the political deck. But if Clinton is elected, American politics over the next years will be as brutal and stagnant as now. The 1960's Bush-Clinton psychodrama would go on and on.
A lot of the bitterness would not be Clinton's fault. But over the past weeks, she has shown that far from behaving in an unorthodox manner, or flummoxing hatred, she is happy to be a crude partisan, and egg on prejudice and paranoia.
In the short run, Clinton did the popular thing. But over the long run, people vote on character. After a rehabilitating few years, Hillary Clinton just reminded us of her ugly side.


GravatarMariska Hargitay is looking tasty this evening in those assrageous jeans.


GravatarOh my. Santorum wouldn't like this...


GravatarOffered herself to the bull?

Where's Li'l Ricky?


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GravatarWhy can't we have politicians like Tony Benn. 45 years in the British Parliament. democracynow.org for Friday 3/10


Gravatarthe hell?


GravatarWhat the hell is that forbidden page?
bill

You've never got that before?

Anywhere?

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Gravataris that like christian buttsex?
jdw

Backed right into that one
bill


I'm not going to sit here and take it.


GravatarEli-




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Gravatar Mariska Hargitay is looking tasty this evening in those assrageous jeans.

I've always had a thing for her.


GravatarNTodd--you'll have kids before you're done. And I loves me the boyzblogging.


GravatarI'll get laid and have kids!
NTodd, King of Prickistan


how bout a a cougar then
their kids have left home


GravatarSuckled on the blood of its own mother!

Awesome!


GravatarBeware the beast Dims, the one the Bible tells about. I don't care if you're the most powerful dim to ever walk the face of the earth ya gotta tread careful in this world overrun with Satan.


GravatarMinotaur?


Gravatarapparently, the narrator doesn't like the idea of sacrificing teenagers to the beast.

me, I'm cool with it.


GravatarI'm pacing the floor and smoking a cigar!

Or maybe I'm pacing a cigar and smoking a floor.

I'm so nervous!


GravatarThe boys are watching Minotaur and just said to me,

Younger Son: "A Woman had sex with a bull."
Older Son: "Basically."

Perhaps I should go supervise.


GravatarUm...since when does it snow in the Greek Islands?


GravatarWhat the hell is that forbidden page?

It contains instructions for how to dance the lambada.


GravatarThe ancient Romans, Greeks, Minoans, etc., all spoke with English accents.

It's true!


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GravatarMariska Hargitay is looking tasty this evening in those assrageous jeans.
masculine_monica_nyc


she always looks scrumptious
but the new law-girl with her new blondeness boils my potato


Gravatar"The empire of the bull seemed invincible."

Man, what a sinking feeling that is.


GravatarYou gotta feel sorry for McCain, though.

Not really, no.

Not even a little teensy bit. I think the best sign I've seen for Dems in a while is Drudge pissing on McCain. That's the spirit of the Beast speaking there.


GravatarOh for fucks sake.

AND the dithship.

10-10
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Gravatar..since when does it snow in the Greek Islands?
watertiger


global warming?


Gravatarme, I'm cool with it.

It was fortunate for Mlle that that opportunity did not present itself during her teenage years.


GravatarMariska Hargitay is looking tasty this evening in those assrageous jeans.
masculine_monica_nyc


I imagine you have seen this not-worksafe picture?

Ahem!


Gravatarwell, i'm rather paranoid myself, but i just got back from miami where my buddies neighbor exclaimed upon seeing some fighter jets fly by, that the exhausts were releasing microscopic aluminum hydroxide chips. which we would breathe in, thereby making it possible for the NSA to to electronicially monitor our individual movements.

it's all relative.


Gravatarapparently, the narrator doesn't like the idea of sacrificing teenagers to the beast.

me, I'm cool with it.
watertiger


There are many days when the idea of sacrificing teenagers does not displease me. But why do we have to limit it to teenagers? Jenna and notjenna would be prime candidates.


Gravatar"Mature subject matter"?

Oh, pul-eeeze!
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress

Begging doesn't become you.


GravatarThe ancient Romans, Greeks, Minoans, etc., all spoke with English accents.

It's true!


Foreign = British.

True fact, with one modifier:

Evil Foreign = German.


GravatarThe ancient Romans, Greeks, Minoans, etc., all spoke with English accents.

Rutger, Rutger, Rutger.

Whatever happened to your career.


GravatarDid FDL get blogjacked?


GravatarOh my. Santorum wouldn't like this...


Well, not publicly...


GravatarThis movie was written by someone who showed up baked for his Greek Mythology 101 course.

Is that guy's name really "Theo"? As in "Theo Huxtable"?


Gravatar"Ahem!"

indeed!


Gravatarbut the new law-girl with her new blondeness boils my potato
olexicon,Sir Humpty


did they replace the annoying redhead?


Gravatarapparently, the narrator doesn't like the idea of sacrificing teenagers to the beast.

me, I'm cool with it.
watertiger


I almost believe it should be a requirement.


GravatarEvil Foreign = German.
Eli


in the case of James Bond Movies
Evil Foreign=Russian


GravatarI don't buy that these are Greeks.

the women don't have moustaches.

[/runs away]


GravatarWhat an insipid weenie-boy. I hope this isn't supposed to be our Fearless Intrepid Hero...


Gravatar"The empire of the bull seemed invincible."

Can we revise that to, "The empire of the bullshit seemed invincible"?


GravatarI've always had a thing for her.
NTodd, King of Prickistan


Then click that link I posted at 9:10~


GravatarTypcial skipping over of the dying-matriarchal subtext which Gilliam made hay out of in Time Bandits. Only a patriarchal Greek apologist would buy this crap about both sexes being in equal danger, as a way of impugning the ancien regime.


GravatarThe ancient Romans, Greeks, Minoans, etc., all spoke with English accents.

It's true!

spork_incident


Sir Laurence Olivier gave Zeus pointers.


GravatarDid FDL get blogjacked?

Quoi?


GravatarCan we revise that to, "The empire of the bullshit seemed invincible"?

I thought that was what they meant.


Gravatardid they replace the annoying redhead?
TJ



they are one in the same


but none of them are Jill Hennessy


GravatarI've got all my windows open. It's warm outside. It was warm and sunny today. Everyone was out and smiling and happy.


Gravatar"the women don't have moustaches."



GravatarThe ancient Romans, Greeks, Minoans, etc., all spoke with English accents.

In the 24th century, so will the French. Make it so!


GravatarAgave--I never beg


GravatarFirst!


GravatarThat's illegal in most southern states. But I'm sure it's okay in Pittsburgh, so long as you don't do it in public. And photograph it. With a film camera.
NTodd, King of Prickistan | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 9:06 pm


But if it's photographed with a digital camera, then it's illegal?


GravatarDid FDL get blogjacked?

Quoi?


This "watertiger" person kept posting all these goofy photos...


GravatarYeah, Rutger was once good,


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GravatarFrist Wins Straw Vote. - 40%
Romney - 14%


GravatarTo quote Mike Nelson, "This film was lit with an Itty-Bitty Book Light."


GravatarOnly a patriarchal Greek apologist would buy this crap about both sexes being in equal danger, as a way of impugning the ancien regime.

I thought in the original the Athenians sent an equal number of boys and girls to the island


Gravatardid they replace the annoying redhead?

Unfortunately for you, I'm still here.


GravatarFrist Wins Straw Vote. - 40%
Romney - 14%


McCain *would* have won, if he just wasn't so damn *selfless*.


Gravatar"Frist Wins Straw Vote. - 40%"

Frist!


GravatarThis "watertiger" person kept posting all these goofy photos...

ah. They're switching over to a new URL. This may be the point at which they are doing that.


Gravatareatage!!!


GravatarI was just emailed this page


Not Work Safe!

In fact it may even be FBI material.


GravatarFrist.............36.9%
Oops.


GravatarMcCain, Frist, Romney...

Feh ion all of them.


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GravatarBreaking...

Bush to appoint a special prosecutor to explore how the Democrats manufacturered the intelligence data that misled the Republicans into this war....

"Mark my words." Bush said today "If laws were broken, those Democrats must be held accountable. If there is corruption in this government, we will smoke 'em out."

-x-


GravatarHey, it's Terry Gilliam as the Old Man from Scene 24!


GravatarEvil Foreign = German.
Eli


And in early Universal horror films, the Germans were Cockney.


GravatarQuoi?

The homepage shows a page that says:

Are you looking for firedoglake? It is temporarily out of service. Please try again in a few minutes. Meanwhile, discover a better blogging tool.

Then a list of archive links that bring up strangely formatted pages.


GravatarNTodd--do you need me to send you a care pack of Girl Scout cookies? Girl Scout not included.


Gravatar"Did you use FedEx?"


GravatarGreek women can be incredibly gorgeous. Somewhere we came across a really nicely done softcore site that only does Greek women. (For most of our youth we took for granted that all Italians were monstrously ugly.)


Gravatar I'm pacing the floor and smoking a cigar!

Ooh, I have a Cohiba in the house. I think I'm close enough to being healthy to smoke it!


GravatarAgave--I never beg
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress

Even for my Sons Monster Cookie Recipie?

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GravatarThe devil is everything false. Watch where those roads take ya dims.


GravatarOooh, that is one warty crone.


Gravatar"He knows of a cave..."


GravatarI've never been able to identify the accent of evil employed on the old Mission Impossibe show. Not German or Russian. It remains a mystery


GravatarHey, it's Terry Gilliam as the Old Man from Scene 24!



Waht is the airspeeed of an unladen swallow?


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GravatarTheo.

Why didn't they just name him Yanni?


GravatarI imagine you have seen this not-worksafe picture?

[passes out]


GravatarSmalfish--I'm ashamed to say it, but I laughed.


GravatarFor most of our youth we took for granted that all Italians were monstrously ugly.)
kei & yuri


WTF?


GravatarFUMAR NYET!!


Gravatar"Minotaur" actually seems to be set in ancient Crete (or Thebes or wherever). I'd assumed that the minotaur would be rampaging through San Fran suburbs as the result of a top secret experiment gone awry.

They've certainly busted the budget on tangled, matted wigs


Gravatar(For most of our youth we took for granted that all Italians were monstrously ugly.)

Umm... Sophia Loren?


Gravatar "He knows of a cave..."

Don't forget the Bridge of Death.


GravatarSir Laurence Olivier gave Zeus pointers.
Uncle Smokes


I wonder if it's true that Olivier and Danny Kaye were lovers...


GravatarEvening, rational people.

The "forbidden" page is part of a blogger problem. Been happening all day.


GravatarOoh, I have a Cohiba in the house. I think I'm close enough to being healthy to smoke it!
NTodd


I smoke cigars occasionally. I don't know a lot about cigars. Like if I'm at a cigar store, the guy behind the counter says, "What kind of cigars do you like?" "Uhhh... Itsaboys."


GravatarWithered Old Crone: "THEO MUST KILL DREW BREES!"


GravatarAgave--I find groveling unbecoming, unless it's for NIH dollars. Then, it becomes an art form.


GravatarI have no idea what's going on.

Who is Rutger Hauer and why is he dressed like a Viking?


GravatarGeorge Allen.............10%
George Bush..............10%

Frist gave "terrible" speech.
Romney gave "great"speech.


GravatarI imagine you have seen this not-worksafe picture?

Mmm ... Detective Benson ...


GravatarWTF?
Shaw Kenawe | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 9:16 pm |


Yeah, crazy at a time when Giana DiLaurentis holds up Food Network, ey?


GravatarUmm... Sophia Loren?

Claudia Cardinale?


GravatarI imagine you have seen this not-worksafe picture?

[passes out]
NTodd, King of Prickistan


That was my initial reaction, as well...


GravatarMitt, the Ken doll, Romney came in second in Tennessee? From now on, if I can't stand someone they'll probably do well. If I love someone they've got no shot.


GravatarDon't forget the Bridge of Death.
NTodd, King of Prickistan


Say that 5 times--I mean 3.


GravatarWell, that was an abrupt break to commercial.

"Go to the hills. Do as I say."


GravatarI imagine you have seen this not-worksafe picture?

I didn't know she was Jayne Mansfield's daughter.

She didn't get her mother's chest.


GravatarDo tell me that this is all exposition leaeding up to the minotaur in modern times.


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Gravatar Theo.

Why didn't they just name him Yanni?


I'm telling you, it it the ancient Theo Huxtable. Watch, the minotaur will be wearing a sweater and eating jello pudding.


GravatarSet the gearshift for the high gear of your soul...
You've got to run like an antelope out of control!


GravatarUmm... Sophia Loren?

Claudia Cardinale?
watertiger


Jeannine Cooper


GravatarClaudia Cardinale?

I'll just say Sophia Loren again, because... I really like Sophia Loren.


Gravataroh, I love this commercial for Southwest.


GravatarClaudia Cardinale?
watertiger


Gina Lollabridgida (sp?)


GravatarWent to the mall today. On the way down to the bus stop, passed the local Catholic church.
They had some big goat-roping of a funeral.

Naturally, all the asshole bumper stickers - I can't believe anyone would leave a Bush/Cheney sticker on their car. Let's say to the world: Look how stupid I am! Then there's the usual ridiculous anti-choice nonsense.

I wrote a sticky note that said "What of the THOUSANDS of LIVES lost in your president's war so far? Don't THEY count?
Idiot!" One SUV actually had a huge sticker - with a drawing of a chopped up fetus on it. How sick! I wrote up another sticky note: "Anti-choicers - fighting for the rights of blastocyst-Americans everywhere. Don't believe in abortion? Don't have one. And try minding your own damned business for a change!"

I'm sick of these assholes!


GravatarI wonder how much you could buy America for on eBay


Gravatar I have no idea what's going on.

See, Westley is really the Dread Pirate Roberts...


GravatarI mean, Ameriquest.

Which rhymes with Southwest.


GravatarUmm... Sophia Loren?
Eli | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 9:17 pm |


We were probably hyperextrapolating from a handful of Woody Allen mustache jokes. In fact this explains our hatred of Belgium...


GravatarMonica Bellucci.


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GravatarClaudia Cardinale?

I'll just say Sophia Loren again, because... I really like Sophia Loren.
Eli


Monica Bellucchi?


GravatarUmm... Sophia Loren?

Claudia Cardinale?


All Italian men are apparently tiny plumbers who get bigger when they eat mushrooms.


GravatarWatch, the minotaur will be wearing a sweater and eating jello pudding.

rolling its eyes and making the "mmm, nummy!" face.


GravatarClaudia Cardinale?
watertiger

Gina Lollabridgida (sp?)
Marcia Brady ∞


Gina Romantica!


GravatarI didn't know she was Jayne Mansfield's daughter.

She didn't get her mother's chest.
watertiger


Although I'm not sure how much of Jayne Mansfield's chest was Jayne Mansfield's. I think they look very similar in the face, though.


Gravatarspork_incident

[high five to sport]


GravatarAnal sex is not in accordance with Natural Law


GravatarMonica Bellucci.

*Homer drooling noise*


GravatarSee, Westley is really the Dread Pirate Roberts...
NTodd, King of Prickistan


And the prince is going to kill Buttercup. And he didn't actually send his four fastest ships to look for Wesley.


GravatarWestley is really the Dread Pirate Roberts...

He IS the Brute Squad!


GravatarI didn't know she was Jayne Mansfield's daughter.

She didn't get her mother's chest.


For which I'm eternally grateful.


GravatarEvil Foreign = German.
Eli


I like Jim Jarmusch's monologue in "Blue in the Face" about how movie Nazis always hold their cigarettes in some peculiar way, between the ring and middle finger, or held by one curled finger on a hand that's otherwise a fist.


GravatarIs Mia Sara Italian? Or is she American?


GravatarAnal sex is not in accordance with Natural Law

Neither is Republican rule.


GravatarMonica Bellucci.

*Homer drooling noise*


Oh, in Brotherhood of the Wolf. And the shitty Matrix sequels. I love her...outfits.


GravatarTomorrow, it's 'Meet The Biden'. Gah.

There's one story that deserves discussion: that the Senate Intel Committee, under Patsy Roberts, is utterly dysfunctional:

"This Republican Congress is simply too much of a rubber stamp for this administration," said Sen. Carl M. Levin (D-Mich.), an intelligence committee member. The panel showed no such deference to Clinton, he said, repeatedly summoning administration officials for grillings. "The contrast between that and the last six years of the Bush administration is just such a deep reluctance or refusal to do probing oversight," Levin said.

Carl Levin's on 'Late Edition', as are John Edwards and Howard Dean. And Zalmay Khalizad, who will probably be asked why he thinks Iraq is fucked up and the generals say it isn't.


GravatarAlthough I'm not sure how much of Jayne Mansfield's chest was Jayne Mansfield's. I think they look very similar in the face, though.

Well, they are both welcome to put their breasts in my face and I will judge if I can tell the difference.


Gravatar[high five to Al]

(I have to idea why Al is high-fiving me but, heck, I'm a friendly enough chap so what the hell.)


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Gravatar"(For most of our youth we took for granted that all Italians were monstrously ugly.)"

oh no...young italian girls are very hot...but as they age they shrink in height while growing in width, until the dimensions are equal.


GravatarThers --

You're still at home?

We thought you had left already!

March 12 is the traditional date for St. Gregory the great, patron of our monastery (I will leave our Apostle to the English, lest you staple NYMary's knees together to make her wait -- won't work this year since the celebrartion is transferred to Monday because of Lent II)


GravatarAll Italian men are apparently tiny plumbers who get bigger when they eat mushrooms.
Thers, Insolent Partisan


Given the proper mushrooms, ethnicity and profession are irrelevant.


GravatarAva Gardner?

(oh nevermind)


GravatarHm. Freddy Vs. Jason on Sci-Fi Saturday?

I'm concerned the quality may be too high.


GravatarShe didn't get her mother's chest.
watertiger

I'd call that an upgrade.


Gravatarthe prince is going to kill Buttercup. And he didn't actually send his four fastest ships

The fucker.


Gravatar(places a plate of Girl Scout Thin Mints and Tagalongs on the bar)

Sorry, the Samoas are for Monsieur.


GravatarDarryl? Did he just call out "Darryl?"


GravatarI'm concerned the quality may be too high.

Oh, save me, save me, from quality filmmaking!


GravatarIs Mia Sara Italian? Or is she American?

Andorran.


GravatarSorry, the Samoas are for Monsieur.

D'oh!


GravatarAnal sex is not in accordance with Natural Law
Benedict XVI


Who cares, as long as it's in accordance with Jude Law?


GravatarNOT TO FIFTY!


GravatarWell, they are both welcome to put their breasts in my face and I will judge if I can tell the difference.

Considering Jayne had her head lopped off 40 years ago you might want to be careful what you wish for.


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Gravatarkei & yuri

Giana DiLaurentis?

Did you mean: Giana De laurentis

I got my lunch money back!

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Gravatarkei & yuri

Giana DiLaurentis?

Did you mean: Giana De laurentis

I got my lunch money back!

.


Gravatar"Bring me 8 youths!"

Insatiable bastard.


GravatarThe thing about German is it sounds evil no matter what you're saying; similarly, French sounds dirty, Southeast Asian languages sound angry, and Italian, Spanish and Russian sound either drunk or insane depending on speed.


GravatarA dope trailer is no place for a kitty.


GravatarThers --

You're still at home?

We thought you had left already!


Woo Hoo! Get out there and have that baby, kids. Good luck Mary and Thers. And thanks for the notice, Prior A.


GravatarNOT TO FIFTY!
NTodd, King of Prickistan


(Commercials. But don't worry, I suspect he's only mostly dead.)


Gravataroh no...young italian girls are very hot...but as they age they shrink in height while growing in width, until the dimensions are equal.
jdw


Yeah, that Sophia Loren really let herself go....


GravatarThe stick!

What the heck is going on?


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GravatarWho cares, as long as it's in accordance with Jude Law?
rorschach


((rimshot)))


GravatarConsidering Jayne had her head lopped off 40 years ago you might want to be careful what you wish for.

She had her head lopped off? Damn, how did that happen?


GravatarMarcia Brady (now thatsa soma spicy meatball)


GravatarOKLAHOMA beats BAYLOR in the Big 12 WCBB tournament championship game.


GravatarAtrios, a question-or-two.....


GravatarEver notice that Tool song in German? It sounds like a Hitler speech but is really just a recipe.

AND NO EGGS!


GravatarDid you mean: Giana De laurentis
I got my lunch money back!
agave, accidental texan | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 9:25 pm |


Who would know how to spell that?


GravatarAva Gardner?

I get a black and white 1940's stiffy when I think of Ava Gardner.


GravatarJeannine Cooper, Italian American, and my daughter. And pretty.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/ 2...theceremony.jpg


Gravatarrorschach

I gave up smoking entirely a few years back but let me share this -- these people make some of the finest cigars available

http://www.casillascigars.com/

My favorite was the Corona Maduro black. I also highly recommend the sampler pack. These peopel know cigars.

And I can resist anything except temptation so I gotta go...

If I'm ever diagnosed terminal, Casillas will be one of my first stops -- until then, it's just a nice memory.

-x-


GravatarWHERE ARE THE CATS?

Where's the Cat Blogging?


GravatarNOT TO FIFTY!

"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"


Gravatar"Yeah, that Sophia Loren really let herself go....
Marcia Brady ∞"

that's the exception...she probably don't need to shave, either..


GravatarEli--I sense you will not have sufficient boobage in this flick.


Gravatar(Commercials. But don't worry, I suspect he's only mostly dead.)

Oh sure, ruin it for me.


GravatarG'by boys!
Hev fun stormin' de castle.


GravatarJeannine Cooper, Italian American, and my daughter. And pretty.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/ 2...theceremony.jpg
Shaw Kenawe | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 9:26 pm | #


Hubba!


GravatarJeannine Cooper, Italian American, and my daughter. And pretty.

Lovely!


GravatarThe thing about German is it sounds evil no matter what you're saying



They always sound like they're giving orders.


GravatarIf the screenwriters for "Minotaur" really did read their Bullfinch, then I hope they don't omit the scene where Thersites enter Athens in drag and gets catcalls from the road-builders


GravatarBecause it wouldn't be Greece without goats.


GravatarHer?


GravatarJayne Mansfield's chest was her own -- Carol Doda & silicone were yet to come

I preferred Jayne to her daughter -- Sophia Loren was in a class of her own -- Claudia Cardinale is still a knockout

Now -- WTF is happening on Lib-rul Mountain?


GravatarIs Mia Sara Italian? Or is she American?



she's teh hot
like Phoebe Cates
but Phoebe Cates has the world's greatest topless scene


GravatarEli--I sense you will not have sufficient boobage in this flick.

Right now there's not sufficient anythingage.

Lightage in particular...


GravatarMonica Bellucci has a great rack


GravatarOh, a happy reunion amongst the soon-to-be-eaten. How jolly.


Gravatar WHERE ARE THE CATS?

Where's the Cat Blogging?


Jeebus, who gives a shit about Atrios' cats? They're boring and untalented. I provide cat and dog blogging of the highest quality. And more frequently than Mr Big Shot Atrios.


GravatarOne of those ugly Eye-talian women.


.


Gravatar"They always sound like they're giving orders."

we are.


GravatarI gave up smoking entirely a few years back but let me share this -- these people make some of the finest cigars available

I don't smoke anymore either, and when I did, it was either pipe or cigarette (or not tobacco).

Never got into cigars. They give me a headache. The line above is from Mitch Hedberg.


GravatarThere is no way I'll ever vote for McCain.
Ô¿Ô


I wouldn't vote Repugnican if someone held a gun to my head.

No fucking way!


GravatarOooh, caged catfight.


GravatarMarcia Brady (now thatsa soma spicy meatball)
Al Swearengen


Huh?


Gravatar"They always sound like they're giving orders."

we are.
jdw



Which must be obeyed at all times.


Gravatar[Haloscaaaaan!! Grrrrrrrr!]

I like Jim Jarmusch's monologue in "Blue in the Face" about how movie Nazis always hold their cigarettes in some peculiar way, between the ring and middle finger, or held by one curled finger on a hand that's otherwise a fist.
Draco


Thanks, Draco--been wondering for some time what film that was (only caught that bit between Keitel and Jarmusch while flipping through channels).

Everytime I see a movie where someone runs out of bullets and then inexplicably throws it at the attacker, I think of that bit.


GravatarShe had her head lopped off?

Urban myth.


Gravatarhttp://www.musicalstore.it/artis...to% 20grande.jpg

Tiziana Lodato?


GravatarEli--you are aware we don't watch these movies for quality, are you not?


GravatarOne of those ugly Eye-talian women.

Oh, ick! Get it off my computer now!

Right now!

Any time now.


I'm still waiting for someone to come over and save me from the horror.


Gravatarlater bats...


GravatarJeebus, who gives a shit about Atrios' cats? They're boring and untalented. I provide cat and dog blogging of the highest quality. And more frequently than Mr Big Shot Atrios.
NTodd, King of Prickistan


Damn straight!


GravatarOne of those ugly Eye-talian women.

Monica Belluci is TEH gorgeous.


GravatarEli--there does seem to be girly scream in the flick.


GravatarI'm teh hot.


Gravatar The thing about German is it sounds evil no matter what you're saying

They always sound like they're giving orders.


They are. There's only an Imperative in German.


Gravatar"I'm still waiting for someone to come over and save me from the horror."

how about a hand job from a six fingered woman? that sounds unique...


Gravatarchris/tx | 03.11.06 - 9:26 pm | #

Mansfield was decapitated when the car she was riding in rear-ended a much taller truck.


Gravatarwrite this down: it is my official prediction 1000 days out:

Gore vs. Huckabee

now, back to Broken Flowers

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GravatarI like Jim Jarmusch's monologue in "Blue in the Face" about how movie Nazis always hold their cigarettes in some peculiar way, between the ring and middle finger, or held by one curled finger on a hand that's otherwise a fist.

Richard Klein talks about it in 'Cigarettes are sublime', noting Peter Lorre's palmed ciggie.

I'm stopped right now -- a Good Thing -- but I'm probably going to visit my favourite cigar shop in Amsterdam while on layover next weekend...


GravatarJeannine Cooper, Italian American, and my daughter. And pretty.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/ 2...theceremony.jpg
Shaw Kenawe


Stunning!


GravatarI didn't know she was Jayne Mansfield's daughter.

She didn't get her mother's chest.


Doesn't need it. Looks just fine as she is.


GravatarMike Huckabee playing bass guitar at the repub jamboree. Oh my. Shades of Bill Clinton's sax. But he's not pulling it off, no way.


Gravatar"They always sound like they're giving orders."

Hmm... You know my wife?


GravatarMarcia B--relax, Al's just showing his age.

Google "1960s Alka-Seltzer commercials."


GravatarAnd Monica Belucci has the most spectacular legs on the planet.

There is no comparison.


GravatarMarcia Brady (now thatsa soma spicy meatball)
Al Swearengen

Huh?
Marcia Brady ∞


Seemed the smart thing to do.


GravatarWho would know how to spell that?
kei & yuri

Google?
(I cheated)

,


GravatarOk, this movie is freaking me out.


GravatarMonica Bellucci has a great rack
Benedict XVI


I once heard the actual pope say that


GravatarDraco | 03.11.06 - 9:27 pm |

Theseus?

(It would be something for Sci-Fi to do: the Thesead, the most popular epic, bigger than the stories of Odyesseus or Ilium until all trace of it was lost in time. Theseus defeats the older matriarchal order with its excessive sacrificing, then marries the queen of the Amazons, and it turns out every time they have a marital dispute she gets to summon her old army to sack Athens...)


GravatarMiracle Max!!


Gravatarrorshach:

Thanks. I missed that. Maybe Mitch will give them a try...

-x-


GravatarI thought Yul Brynner was dead.


GravatarEli--semi naked slaves!


GravatarI HAVE THE MOST SPECTACULAR LEGS ON THE PLANET!!!!


GravatarI thought Yul Brynner was dead.

It's Tony Todd!

Who rocks far harder than this movie deserves.


GravatarThanks. I missed that. Maybe Mitch will give them a try...

A bit late for that. RIP, Mitch!


Gravatar"The contrast between that and the last six years of the Bush administration is just such a deep reluctance or refusal to do probing oversight," Levin said.

six fucking years!! and levin's only now found his voice to bitch about it.


GravatarFacts about the Mexican middle class

1. The ranks of the middle class -- defined as $7,200 to $50,000 a year -- have risen to about ten million families.

2. That is almost 40 percent of all Mexican households.

3. The country is in the middle of a housing boom. 560,000 new homes were built last year -- a record -- and 750,000 are expected for 2006.

4. Annual inflation is down to about three percent and over the last two years interest rates on 20-year mortgages have fallen from 18 to 8 percent.

5. Sales of home appliances have tripled in the last ten years.

Those facts are from Business Week, 13 March edition. Each time I visit Mexico, the more I am convinced that country has turned the corner.


Gravatar And Monica Belucci has the most spectacular legs on the planet.

Luscious lips, too. And deep, dark, beautiful eyes.


GravatarAnnie:

Harrison Ford is the killer. Have a nice day.


GravatarAnd Monica Belucci has the most spectacular legs on the planet.

Better than Jesus?


GravatarHi moonbats!


Gravatarchris/tx --

Jayne Mansfield was decapitated in a car wreck -- I remember it well

I saw her episode of "This is Your Life" --- I hadn't known she was raised Episcopalian

They say she showed real talent in "Will Success Spoil Rock Hudson" -- never saw it myself, though


GravatarAnd Monica Belucci has the most spectacular legs on the planet.

There is no comparison.


Present company excepted, of course (no, not annie).


GravatarAnd Monica Belucci has the most spectacular legs on the planet.

I'll say!


GravatarUm...since when does it snow in the Greek Islands?
watertiger | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 9:09 pm |


NBC recently had a Hercules movie, where ancient Greece looked amazingly like the South Island of New Zealand. It even had Samwise!


Gravatarhttp:// www.barazzoninet.supereva...iana_lodato.jpg

Better Tiziana Lodato

See The Starmaker and IMDB. Good movie.


GravatarOkay, Eli, you DID see the half naked woman, didn't you?


GravatarVicki, how was your visit?


GravatarI'm teh hot.
annieangel



GravatarA little girl-on-girl action before they get et by the beast?


GravatarWhat have I missed while I was away?


GravatarAnd Monica Belucci has the most spectacular legs on the planet.

Nope.



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Gravatarrelax, Al's just showing his age.

Google "1960s Alka-Seltzer commercials."
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress


I remember that. But I'm not Italian. Or German. I just got a little confused...


GravatarLOL! on your observations of Mexico.


GravatarWalterNeff!

A pleasure!

As far as Broken Flowers goes, I kept wondering what all these women saw in the Bill Murray character.


GravatarMonica Bellucci has a great rack
Benedict XVI


I once heard the actual pope say that
olexicon,Sir Humpty


What do you think I am, some namestealing cunt?


GravatarAre we watching the damn movie or doing image searches for Monica Bellucci?

Wait, don't answer that.


.


GravatarBetter than Jesus?

Well...living. How's that?


Gravatar"Come, Powerful One!"

Why, you can't do it yourself?


GravatarWho's up for a mutton lettuce and tomato?


Gravatar A little girl-on-girl action before they get et by the beast?

They'll be more, uh...tender and juicy.


GravatarAs far as Broken Flowers goes, I kept wondering what all these women saw in the Bill Murray character.

I kept wondering WTF? had happened to poor Jessica Lange's face.


Gravatarfrengel | 03.11.06 - 9:32 pm |

perhaps we will see revision of talk about escaping Bush by going North...


GravatarDidyou get that from one of those commercials they're always showing bragging bout the number of kids ACTUALLY being born in hospitals?? Or getting vaccinations???

Suxxors to be Mexican.


GravatarShe had her head lopped off? Damn, how did that happen?
chris/tx | 03.11.06 - 9:26 pm | #

Ran her convertible under the back of a semi and forgot to duck. It was the day the titties died.


GravatarLuscious lips, too. And deep, dark, beautiful eyes.
NTodd


And she gives great jiggle too.

Annie, see Tiziana Lodato above. That's what you're shooting for babe.
.


GravatarOh, a basso profundo.


GravatarShut up, annieangel. Excommunicado!


GravatarVicki--inane dialogue, poor lighting, and, by Eli's standards, most likely insufficient boobage.


Gravatarpie,

It was just fabulous! The Abbey was awesome...

I took a couple of pictures which I'll be sharing...one of the cat. Booger, with Prior, and one of Prior in front of a portable altar used during WWII (I took that for GWPDA, actually).

We had such a nice time. What a wonderful, articulate man.


GravatarAl Pacino's wife, Apollonia, in Godfather was hot, too.


GravatarWell...living. How's that?

Jesus is alive in all of us.


.


GravatarOkay, Eli, you DID see the half naked woman, didn't you?

Briefly. But I'm finding the liveblogging more interesting than the actual movie right now...


GravatarBetter Tiziana Lodato

Al Swearengen


I love how she forgot to put on her dress, and now she looks concerned that someone might notice...


GravatarHarrison Ford? Tell me how!! Tell me now!!!! I must know!!!!!!!


GravatarThe thing about German is it sounds evil no matter what you're saying

They always sound like they're giving orders.


Which reminds me of a scene from "Sideshow Bob Roberts" in which Sideshow Bob is asked to explain to his parole board why "Die Bart Die" is all over his cell, and he says it's German for "The Bart The".

One of members of the board exclaims at this point that "No one who speaks German could be evil!"


GravatarBoobage is okay as long as it is handled in the spirit of love.


GravatarMawwiage...


GravatarWho's up for a mutton lettuce and tomato?
rorschach


Only if the mutton is lean and the tomatoes perky.


GravatarWell...living. How's that?

My arms won't move because I've been mostly dead all day!


GravatarAh. This must be the Big Buckin' Chicken commercial people were talking about.

Oh dear.


GravatarWhat a wonderful, articulate man.

Nice to see that in this day and age.





GravatarI love how she forgot to put on her dress, and now she looks concerned that someone might notice...

Oh, I've done tha . . . .

But I've said too much already.


GravatarWas the Claude Allen story another Friday night dump?


GravatarAnd Monica Belucci has the most spectacular legs on the planet.

Better than Jesus?
JeffCO


I heard Jesus' legs were to die for!


GravatarOh dear.

SEE?!!?! It's muy creepy!


GravatarSEE?!!?! It's muy creepy!

Yah...


GravatarI heard Jesus' legs were to die for!

He died for our sins and we die for his legs?


GravatarAl Pacino's wife, Apollonia, in Godfather was hot, too.
NTodd, King of Prickistan


She lost her head in a car "accident" too.


GravatarI remember that. But I'm not Italian. Or German. I just got a little confused...
Marcia Brady ∞


You're Scotch, but that's beside the point. I just didn't want you to feel left out sweetie.


GravatarSaw her on teevee when I was in Rome.


.


GravatarOh, I've done tha . . . .

But I've said too much already.
watertiger


Story of my life. Never in the right place at the right time!


GravatarI heard Jesus' legs were to die for!
Marcia Brady


A daily anointing regimen will do that for you. Don't you people watch TV at 4AM?


GravatarUncle Smokes | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 9:29 pm

"Blue in the Face" is a fun movie, made on the fly when Wang's "Smoke" came in under budget with extra set time. It's thrown together for fun, with some great cameos, like Maichael J Fox as a perverted pollster ("Do you look at your bowel movements before flushing?")

There's also a waffle expert who explains that real Belgian waffles are crisp little cookies kept in a tin. Belgians are amazed with NY-style Belgian waffles, a big plate full of waffles, ice cream, whipped cream, fruit and syrup. They have no idea how their nation was associated with such a concoction


GravatarThose facts are from Business Week, 13 March edition. Each time I visit Mexico, the more I am convinced that country has turned the corner.
frengel

Just a word association thing, but a guy from NM, ABQ, was at work today. His house he bought for $150,000 a few years ago is now worth almost twice that.

The Houston area is like flat.

Tell me again why I moved?

.


GravatarHey Vic,

Prior A. tells me he had a wonderful time with you, Jen and The Ham Hock Of Liberty. Woo Hoo! Wish I could have joined you guys.


GravatarMawwiage...

Someday, I'll tell you what I just told my husband about the reasons some of us stay together through thick and thin.


GravatarHe died for our sins and we die for his legs?

it's a fair cop.


GravatarI wonder how much you could buy America for on eBay
politica - angular



Too late - the Chinese already own it.


GravatarAl, I'm stunningly beautiful, brilliant and funny. Not to mention soft. And my legs are long and oh so strong...


GravatarAl, I'm stunningly beautiful, brilliant and funny. Not to mention soft. And my legs are long and oh so strong...


GravatarSomeday, I'll tell you what I just told my husband about the reasons some of us stay together through thick and thin.

Because both of you are actually committed, instead of just one of you?


GravatarI love how she forgot to put on her dress, and now she looks concerned that someone might notice...
Marcia Brady ∞


Any chance you could do that for me sometime sweetheart?

Just askin...


GravatarAl PAcino was married to a prince protege in the godfather 2?


GravatarYou're Scotch, but that's beside the point. I just didn't want you to feel left out sweetie.

If I'm not mistaken (and look at the last name - Clan Fraser, just with mutiliated spelling) people are Scots, whiskey and tape are Scotch.


GravatarI think annie is ripping off Love & Rockets lyrics now...


GravatarSaw her on teevee when I was in Rome.


.
spork_incident


You can certainly see why she needs to balance herself against that wall...


Gravatar I wonder how much you could buy America for on eBay
politica - angular

Too late - the Chinese already own it.


I wouldn't buy it. Have you seen the seller's rating?


GravatarYeah, the Italians really know how to build 'em.


GravatarAl--she's Scottish. Scotch is whiskey. Scottish are peeps.

Now apologize and say, you're right, dear.


GravatarPrior's a lot of fun, too, although I think he said he's getting up at 5:00 AM tomorrow morning...


Gravatar"Blue in the Face" is a fun movie, made on the fly when Wang's "Smoke" came in under budget with extra set time. It's thrown together for fun, with some great cameos, like Maichael J Fox as a perverted pollster ("Do you look at your bowel movements before flushing?")

Uncle, I loved, "Smoke" I thought the Bill Murray and Woo Tang skit was a riot!


GravatarYeah, the Italians really know how to build 'em.

Women, yes. Alfa Romeos, no.


.


GravatarIf I'm not mistaken (and look at the last name - Clan Fraser, just with mutiliated spelling) people are Scots, whiskey and tape are Scotch.
Gary Frazier


I stand corrected.
.


GravatarBecause both of you are actually committed, instead of just one of you?

Why does my jacket tie up the back?

WTF is going on in this movie?


GravatarPrior's a lot of fun, too, although I think he said he's getting up at 5:00 AM tomorrow morning...
Vicki


5 AM? On a Sunday?

What barbaric, sadistic profession would require this of a man?

Oh...


Gravatarbigvic - that was Coffee and Cigarettes - this is a much older film.


GravatarAny chance you could do that for me sometime sweetheart?

Just askin...
Al Swearengen


Hey, now, this is a public forum read by billions of people daily. Naughty comments like this can set back the progressive agenda for decades.

Maybe.


GravatarEli--semi-dressed woman on screen...


GravatarButt cleavage!


.


GravatarAren't the sacrifices supposed to be, um, virgins?


GravatarWomen, yes. Alfa Romeos, no.

FIAT = Fix It Again Tony.


GravatarI'm blowing smoke rings right now. I never could before until I figured you just need to pretend you're trying to say a Ü.


GravatarIf it were possible to hear anything that anyone is saying in his movie, or see anything that was happening, I bet it would be pretty exciting.


GravatarIf I'm not mistaken (and look at the last name - Clan Fraser, just with mutiliated spelling) people are Scots, whiskey and tape are Scotch.
Gary Frazier

I stand corrected.
.
Al Swearengen


Now quit bothering me. I'm trying to find Tiziana's center of gravity.


GravatarJayne Mansfield was decapitated in a car wreck -- I remember it well




Not decapitated.

That's a myth.

She lost her wig, but not her head.


GravatarWTF is going on in this movie?

I'm just yammering until the plot kicks in.


.


GravatarNO FLIRTING!!!


GravatarSo this is all just really a marital squabble?


GravatarI never could before until I figured you just need to pretend you're trying to say a Ü.
NTodd, King of Prickistan


Your smoke rings always sound like they're giving orders.

Mawwiage!


GravatarMaybe asking 'where is she?' isn't the right thing to say if you're working towards climax...


GravatarVicki --

You're home!

I sent you an email, but it looks like the folks at Liberal Mountain are still at home counting contractions -- but for a ewhile they vanished mysteriously & some of us made assumptions -- BTW -- the portable altar is from WWI (GWPDA's war) -- one of the saints painted on it is "Blessed" Joan of Arc (who was not canonized until 1927, I think)

How long until the other two get home?


Gravatar"Do you look at your bowel movements before flushing?"

Not only do Krauts do that but they do it so customarily there is a special half-shelf in many German commodes. Part of the whole Germanic hypochondra/health fad obsession thing.


GravatarI'm just yammering until the plot kicks in.

If I had to yammer, I'd yammer in the morning... I'd yammer in the evening, all over this thre-ead...


GravatarThat's not fear he smells. That's souvlaki.


GravatarThe Love and Rockets is an inside thing between Al and myself.


GravatarWow, Tony Todd just said something that must have been really badass and mean.


GravatarNow apologize and say, you're right, dear.
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress


Marcia doesn't like it when I say that. She says it's condescending. Then again, who am I to question the wisdom of womanhood, "you're right dear."


Gravatar5 AM? On a Sunday?

What barbaric, sadistic profession would require this of a man?

Oh...
rorschach


And they wonder why fewer and fewer men are taking vows. They should have weekends off, and possibly two weeks a year during which they can take a vacation from their vows.


GravatarBelgians are amazed with NY-style Belgian waffles, a big plate full of waffles, ice cream, whipped cream, fruit and syrup. They have no idea how their nation was associated with such a concoction
Draco


Napoleon: If this pastry is to bear my name, it must be richer! More cream.
Baker: Yes, but is there time?
Napoleon: Very little. My spies tell me that my illustrious British enemy is working on a new meat recipe which he plans to call Beef Wellington.
Baker: It will never get off the ground.
Napoleon: We must develop the Napoleon before he develops Beef Wellington. The future of Europe hangs in the balance.

-- Roger Lumont and James Tolkan, Love and Death


GravatarButt cleavage!

Buvage?


GravatarBecause both of you are actually committed, instead of just one of you?

Committed for 35 years. Not all of those married.

But committed, yes.

I won't go into the history, but we didn't have problems at the beginning. Later on? Huge.

We stuck it out. And we will continue to do that.


GravatarI got one of them big giant back-of-the-head cobra hoods the bald dude is wearing. I look bitchin' in it. Wore it to the DMV when I got my licence picture renewed.


GravatarWe had such a nice time. What a wonderful, articulate man.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | 03.11.06 - 9:36 pm | #


Why, yes, yes he is!

And did he tell you about the World Wrestling Federation?


Gravatarsay a Ü.
NTodd, King of Prickistan

German Smoke Rings?
Are they metric?

.


GravatarSo. Here's the scenario. The Associated Press reports on a possible case of mad cow disease. Not in a human but a cow. The U.S. Department of Agriculture is investigating. They are - to quote Con Ed's efficiently inadequate tagline - on it. USDA official John Clifford says the cow didn't enter the human or animal food chain, though he won't divulge where the animal is from. More tests are being conducted. He touts the U.S. "system of interlocking safeguards" against mad cow disease, adding, "We remain very confident in the safety of U.S. beef." This quote actually concludes the rather scant article.

There is one thing that might have beefed it up: an opposing point of view. USDA official John Clifford is the only person journalist Libby Quaid (AP Food and Farm Writer) deemed worthwhile to interview for this story. Forget about the use of pejorative language to blunt the impact of potential critics; Quaid dispenses with them altogether.

What we are left with is a nifty piece of public relations for the Department of Agriculture: Prime USDA Bull.


GravatarYour smoke rings always sound like they're giving orders.

Yes, they always say, "blow me!"


GravatarPrior!

Just received the e-mail!

We had a wonderful time! Thanks so much for your hospitality and taking the time to share some of the abbey's history with us.

They'll probably be home in about 30 minutes. I walked in the door at 9:30 PM.


GravatarFIAT = Fix It Again Tony.
watertiger


Italian automoble tune-up...
Redline the engine for 5 minutes then change the oil.


GravatarAnd then Theo befriended the Minotaur...


Gravatari like skinny chicks.

heroin chic.

now that was fashion!


GravatarAnother fun cameo from "Blue in the Face": Madonna delivers a singing telegram. I hope she got the joke.


GravatarWere those minotaurs playing shuffleboard down there?


GravatarMaybe.
Marcia Brady ∞

[hair stands up on back of neck, shiver runs down spine.]


GravatarAre we finally going to see the damn minotaur?


.


GravatarBuvage?

Assolletage.


GravatarAnd then Theo befriended the Minotaur...

Turns out it had a thorn stuck in one of its hooves...


GravatarDear Lord! That person was just gorily edited to death!


GravatarBecause both of you are actually committed, instead of just one of you?

As Monsieur says, we're so committed, we should be institutionalized


GravatarWell, that was sort of cool in a completely non-explicit-but-violent way...


GravatarThat's not fear he smells. That's souvlaki.
watertiger


Mmmmmm, fearlaki...


GravatarButt cleavage!


.
spork_incident


Sci-fi plumber movie?


GravatarNO FLIRTING!!!
Eli

On, suck my dick!

.


Gravatar"I ask that you bear my seed."

Now THAT'S a line!


GravatarI won't go into the history, but we didn't have problems at the beginning. Later on? Huge.

We stuck it out. And we will continue to do that.


My folks have been married for 37 years. Had a wicked rough patch when I was 15, and of course my mom's been sick for most of my life, but they stuck it out. Wish I could say the same about my own stab at married life--actually, my foolish optimism over the last 18 months was fueled in large part because I figured nothing I was experiencing was as bad as my parents had to deal with. Guess I was wrong.


GravatarWho wrote this dialogue?

Paging Bruce Campbell...Bruce Campbell, please pick up the white courtesy phone...


GravatarActually, my alarm is set for 3:30 AM (we'll see how that works for me...)


GravatarI ask, have you seen my bear?


GravatarWhen did Harrison Ford turn from movie hero to movie villian?


GravatarThe Love and Rockets is an inside thing between Al and myself.
annieangel


That's really sweet. From a couple of months ago, right?


GravatarI think the camera operator had problems.


GravatarActually, my alarm is set for 3:30 AM (we'll see how that works for me...)
Prior Aelred


That's what I thought you said, but I thought, for some reason, that tomorrow was an exception. All these feasts.


GravatarGuys with shaggy beards snorting cobwebs. That is some damn fine film-makin'.


Gravatar"I ask that you bear my seed."

Now THAT'S a line!
watertiger


Maybe he means in a nice little carrying case.


Gravatar"I ask that you bear my seed."

There is room in our cooler. Use the sterile plastic ampullae on the table to your right.


GravatarSee, all they have to do down in the labyrinth is say "Candyman" 5 times...


GravatarI hate to point this out, but Tony Todd doesn't really look, um, Greek.


Gravatarhttp://www.comcast.net/news/inde.../11/ 343600.html

Good riddance to bad rubbish.


GravatarI think the camera operator had problems.

A quart of whisky everyday.


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GravatarDamn, too slow. Should've left out the line about the ampullae.


GravatarOh, like that scene was directly ripped off from "Raiders of the Lost Ark."


GravatarWish I could say the same about my own stab at married life--actually, my foolish optimism over the last 18 months was fueled in large part because I figured nothing I was experiencing was as bad as my parents had to deal with. Guess I was wrong.
NTodd, King of Prickistan


My first marriage lasted perhaps 12 months, and most of that was due to my own denial.


GravatarDamn, too slow. Should've left out the line about the ampullae.

What was that about an ampillang?


GravatarI hate to point this out, but Tony Todd doesn't really look, um, Greek.

he's got big boobies, tho.

Not as big as Jayne Mansfield's...


GravatarWish I could say the same about my own stab at married life--

Hey, darling. I'm sorry it didn't work out.

Online, you're cool and smart and concerned.


GravatarI really did want to see the minotaur in modern times.


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GravatarI want my father back, you son of a bitch!


GravatarAnd then Theo befriended the Minotaur...

Turns out it had a thorn stuck in one of its hooves...
Eli


"You know, if the world's only 12,000 years old and dinosaurs existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point.

"And lo, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus, with a splinter in his paw. And O, the disciples did run a-shrieking: 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw, and the big lizard became his friend.

"And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O, so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. And O, Scotland did praise the Lord."

-- Bill Hicks


GravatarOooh, Tony Todd got a manicure!


Gravatar90% of everyone in this movie looks like an unkempt Valerie Bertinelli.

"I would rather lie with the slaves and the lepers than bear your child!"


GravatarMarcia,

Yep. Kinda like how we have the artichoke thing.


Gravatar"I would rather die with the beast."

Houston, we have a problem...


GravatarMy first marriage lasted perhaps 12 months, and most of that was due to my own denial.

Ours lasted 4 years. I figured if I supported the S2BX as she did whatever she wanted, that would earn me some Good Behavior Days. So much for all that talk about being equal partners and shit.


Gravatar bigvic - that was Coffee and Cigarettes - this is a much older film.
JeffCO


Ah Ha! Your are correct, my dear. Loved that movie!


Gravatar"Why does my sister reject me? Does the back of my hand smell funny?"


GravatarIs there any reason why I should know who Tony Todd is?


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GravatarCrap, the teen is demanding attention. Where can I sign up for one of those sacrifice thingies?


GravatarNessie is a Pleisiosaur.


GravatarFrist Leads '08 Hopefuls in GOP Poll
By RON FOURNIER, AP Political Writer

MEMPHIS, Tenn. - With home-field advantage, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist placed first in an informal poll of 2008 presidential hopefuls at a Republican conference Saturday night.
The two-term Tennessee senator received 526 first-place votes, or 36.9 percent, at the Southern Republican Leadership Conference's "straw poll" sponsored by Hotline, a political digest. Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney finished second with 14.4 percent and Sen. George Allen of Virginia finished third, tied with President Bush who cannot seek a third term.
The results were not a surprise and were unlikely to impact the still-evolving 2008 presidential field. Frist was the only potential candidate who aggressively recruited delegates.
Sen. John McCain of Arizona, among the most popular Republicans in national surveys, threw a wrench in the polling Friday night by asking delegates to vote for Bush as a show of support. He finished a distant fifth.


GravatarIs there any reason why I should know who Tony Todd is?

Candyman, mostly.


GravatarI've seen "guests of honor" at wakes with more charisma than Cat Killer Frist.


GravatarSee, all they have to do down in the labyrinth is say "Candyman" 5 times...
watertiger


3 times.


Gravatar"I would rather lay with the slaves of Atlantis than bear your child!"--"Minotaur" dailogue

Not lay, lie. Get your faux-archaic high diction right, sports


GravatarBuvage?

Assolletage.
JeffCO


Well I was expecting an amen on Tiziana and The Starmaker from JeffCO, but nevermind.

So Jeff. I get Cop 633 and Faye, and I suppose I get that Cop 233 and the woman in the wig are a sort of cinema verite seqway into the greater romantic story, but it seemed a bit odd. That said, Chungking Express seems a bit more hopeful than what follows, although I haven't seen In the Mood for Love yet.


GravatarBuvage?

Assolletage.
JeffCO


Well I was expecting an amen on Tiziana and The Starmaker from JeffCO, but nevermind.

So Jeff. I get Cop 633 and Faye, and I suppose I get that Cop 233 and the woman in the wig are a sort of cinema verite seqway into the greater romantic story, but it seemed a bit odd. That said, Chungking Express seems a bit more hopeful than what follows, although I haven't seen In the Mood for Love yet.


GravatarWell at least we still have medusa.


GravatarAnyone who ever had fantasies of doing the Doublemint Twins, they've just been destroyed.


Gravatar Oh, like that scene was directly ripped off from "Raiders of the Lost Ark."

But not very well.

Be fair.


GravatarVicki --

I try to get up the same time every day -- that actually makes it easier for me now than changing my schedule all the time

Diane --

Wrestling didn't come up (although they were no lulls in the conversation) -- you want to hear the latest? I can't watch it here, of course, do I do try to check it onlione from time to time -- NOT the same (but still pretty funny)


GravatarOnline, you're cool and smart and concerned.

From now on, maybe I should just go for virtual relationships!


GravatarNessie is a Pleisiosaur.

Elephant.


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GravatarWish I could say the same about my own stab at married life-

NYMary summed it up (I'm paraphrasing): we either repeat or repair our parents' marriage when we make our choices.


Gravatar Crap, the teen is demanding attention. Where can I sign up for one of those sacrifice thingies?

I might be able to help.


GravatarIf I were 20 years younger, I'd be happy to have Tony Todd's child. I've always been a sucker for a great voice.

He did a few nice acting turns in Xena Warrior Princess. Shame he hasn't gone on to anything more high brow, but it provides a paycheck, I guess.


GravatarHere:

http://tinyurl.com/ojhtf


GravatarElephant.

Um.


GravatarNTodd--remember, there's a MILF out there waiting to fall in love with you...


GravatariFrom now on, maybe I should just go for virtual relationships!
NTodd, King of Prickistan | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 9:56 pm | #

they do have their advantages

virtual divorces are much easier on the virtual kids than the real thing


GravatarCandyman, mostly.

Ah. Haven't seen that since the 80's. And the only thing I remember is what's her name.


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GravatarActually, my alarm is set for 3:30 AM (we'll see how that works for me...)
Prior Aelred

Ha!
Our alarm clock is defunct.
This am it went off for Melissa at 7 am, but without touching it it went off.

I saw that.

Next thing I hear is "Fucking Shit, what the Hell?!"

Same for me at 8.

The alarm comes on breifly and goes off.

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GravatarWe would argue that it is almost more likely that Nessie be a surviving dinosaur than an elephant.


GravatarNYMary summed it up (I'm paraphrasing): we either repeat or repair our parents' marriage when we make our choices.

I did neither, I'm afraid.


Gravatar So much for all that talk about being equal partners and shit.

That arrangement was hardly an equal partnership.


GravatarWho could take a labyrinth, sprinkle it with goo
Stock it with a minotaur and sacrifice or two...


GravatarOK -- I'm outta here -- gotts check in the morning to see what's happening with NYMary!


GravatarAnd the only thing I remember is what's her name.

Interesting definition of "remember"...


We would argue that it is almost more likely that Nessie be a surviving dinosaur than an elephant.

Agreed.


GravatarFrom now on, maybe I should just go for virtual relationships!
NTodd, King of Prickistan


Can I interject here? While I find the Internet a really, fairly good place to meet people (and I have taken the leap a number of times, and it's always been interesting, at a minimum!), don't get tied into the loneliness of "virtual" relationships.

Cybersex isn't sex. Neither is phone sex...

Make it worth your while, and if you get to know someone on line and find that you're compatible, make sure you meet in person. Don't hold up a virtual expectation of anyone, because it is, essentially, meaningless.

Just my two pennies.

/steps down from soap box.


GravatarI wish the goblin king would come and take me away to the goblin city, right now!


GravatarFrom now on, maybe I should just go for virtual relationships!

Well, we can imagine you without pants, but it won't give you any gratification.

You be cool, fool.

move on.


Gravatarvirtual divorces are much easier on the virtual kids than the real thing

And it's not illegal to delete the virtual spouse.

That arrangement was hardly an equal partnership.

Yeah, well, I always have believed that relationships are asymmetrical at different times. I just didn't realize I wouldn't get "my turn".


GravatarWho could take a labyrinth, sprinkle it with goo
Stock it with a minotaur and sacrifice or two...
JeffCO


You've been on a kind of roll here lately.


Gravatar"From this night on, every drop of virgin blood will sweeten your lips."

That really doesn't sound all that delicious.


GravatarCybersex isn't sex.

Just wait until the safety issues of the CyberSex Suit are worked out!


GravatarConsidering that Loch Ness is an enclosed body of water that has been systematically seached with the finest technology for 70 years and nobody had come up with an ounce of evidence that a monster exists...seems to say there is no Nessie.


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GravatarWow, Tony Todd just said something that must have been really badass and mean.

That's what Tony Todd does.

He was Worf's younger brother on TNG, you know. Born to be bad!


GravatarI did neither, I'm afraid.

there's no way it can work if one of the parties isn't present.


GravatarMeeting is only the beginning of separation.


GravatarJust wait until the safety issues of the CyberSex Suit are worked out!
NTodd, King of Prickistan


I shudder to think how many members will be sacrificed as those safety issues are resolved!


Gravatar OK -- I'm outta here -- gotts check in the morning to see what's happening with NYMary!

Nite Good Prior! Peace out.


Gravatarwhich means:


Regret and desire are equally vain in this world of impermanency.


GravatarOur hero has a real Steve Perry kind of a vibe going on.


GravatarI shudder to think how many members will be sacrificed as those safety issues are resolved!

I consider it my gift to humanity.


GravatarMeeting is only the beginning of separation.
politica - angular


Tis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.


GravatarMeeting is only the beginning of separation.

Man, that's deep.


Gravatar spork_incident | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 10:00 pm |

And yet for the faithful, the absense of evidence can never replace evidence of absense.


GravatarCybersex isn't sex.

"Don't knock masturbation--it's sex with someone I love."
-- Woody Allen

Well, supper beckons.

Take care of your good selves!


GravatarJeebus but it's horny.


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GravatarAwesome!


Gravatarhttp://hammeroftheblogs.blogspot...ichie- rich.html


GravatarMinotaurs don't like whining!


Gravatarthere's no way it can work if one of the parties isn't present.

True dat. Present both physically and emotionally. Well, the S2BX has got a lot of work to do, and as much as I might want to, I can't be a part of that.


GravatarTis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Or, as my fridge magnet says:

Tis better to have loved and lost than have to live with the psycho the rest of your life.

And that scene was particularly nasty.


GravatarMinotaurs don't like whining!

Minotaurs are just and wise.


GravatarOkay, THAT was kind of excellent!


GravatarMeeting is only the beginning of separation.

Reminds us of this thing where we rejected certain watered-down forms of Buddhism as heartless shit intended to mock the suffering.


GravatarJeebus but it's horny.


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spork_incident


That was very "Jacob's Ladder."


GravatarSo Frist won the strawpoll? Good. It'll be that much sweeter when he's indicted for his games with his "seeing eye" trust.

Evening, moonbats. How's everyone tonight?


GravatarAnd that scene was particularly nasty.


I liked it and I'm guessing Eli did too.


GravatarAl - I was very happy to see Faye reappear in 2046. And though I absolutely thing Kar-Wai is the most romantic filmmaker out there, that is different from hopeful. In The Mood For Love is glorious in its despair and unfulfilled longing.


GravatarPresent both physically and emotionally

For real on that one. I love the guys who tell you that they really need you, but they're "emotionally unavailable."

My. favorite. kind. of. guy.


GravatarHave you guys seen the sci-fi commercial with the blow-up dog? That is awesome...


GravatarOur hero has a real Steve Perry kind of a vibe going on.
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F)


is the heroine named "sherri"?


GravatarMinotaurs are just and wise.

Though not as wise as centaurs.


GravatarTis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken heart


GravatarAhh, it's the old Saturday Night Special Ed class. How are y'all doing?

I'm liking this McNamara kid from Syracuse.


GravatarI liked it and I'm guessing Eli did too.

Oh, fuck yeah. I was kinda expecting something like that, the way they were setting it up.


GravatarVirginia Madsen. That's who I meant.


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GravatarTony Todd has big boobies.

Have I said that already?

He's a big man - 6'5".

I suspect he's actually Holden.


GravatarVicki, glad you had a good time today.


'nite.


GravatarPoets are both clean and warm,
And most are far above the norm.


GravatarSo creepy incest guy needs to die a particularly grisly death I think.


GravatarIf equal affection cannot be,
Then let the more loving one be me.

Auden

Should the wide world fall away,
Leaving black terror,
Limitless night,
Nor God, nor man, nor place to stand
Would be to me essential
If thou and thy white arms were there
And the fall to doom a long way.

Stephen Crane


GravatarWell, the S2BX has got a lot of work to do, and as much as I might want to, I can't be a part of that.


Too true. And you've gotta start moving away from the S2B in your mind and heart.

I wore my wedding ring, but on my right hand, for a while after we split...

Eventually, I threw it into Bayou St. John.


GravatarI love the guys who tell you that they really need you, but they're "emotionally unavailable."

My. favorite. kind. of. guy.


Then I am not for you. I always want to talk about feelings and shit. Perhaps that's why so many people think I'm gay or something.


GravatarThey found the monster's bedroom. Man, what a slob. I like the Star Wars jammies, though.


GravatarTony Todd has big boobies.



Yeah. It's kind of creepy.


He needs a reduction, I think.


GravatarEmo Philips is gonna get it, too.


GravatarProfWombat.

Swoon.

[keels over.]


GravatarThough not as wise as centaurs.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 10:05 pm |


Haven't got the drinking problem, though.


Gravatar4Leggers--I liked it

And how is Lion Kitty Maxx this evening? Is he watching with us?


GravatarEmo Philips is gonna get it, too.

Can't be soon enough.


GravatarThis is going to turn into a malt liquor ad.


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GravatarAw, the minotaur's kinda cute!


Gravatar Frist Leads '08 Hopefuls in GOP Poll
By RON FOURNIER, AP Political Writer


OMFG. Just goes to show what kind of retards the Republican party courts.

That stunt McCain pulled about writing in Bu$h's name instead of his was vomit inducing.


GravatarNTodd,

That was snark.

Guess I didn't make my point all that well.


GravatarThat creature doesn't really look like a bull to me.


Gravatarso once the minotaur gores the victims on its horn, how does it get them off and eat them?


Wait, I'll come in again.


GravatarIsn't the minotaur supposed to be, like, partially human? And roughly human-sized?


Gravatarseems to say there is no Nessie.

She may have taken "How Not To Be Seen" lessons.


GravatarWtertiger, you just used my favorite word:

Gore.


GravatarNTodd--

Let's drink to our brief yet blissful marriage!

Cheers!


Gravatarso once the minotaur gores the victims on its horn, how does it get them off and eat them?

Chopsticks.


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GravatarIsn't the minotaur supposed to be, like, partially human? And roughly human-sized?

Maybe that was just the Minotaur's pet.


GravatarFrist Leads '08 Hopefuls in GOP Poll
By RON FOURNIER, AP Political Writer



Bwa HA HA HA HAHH HAAA HHHAAA!!


Yeah, go ahead and nomimate braindead worshipping cat killah frist.

Go right ahead.


Gravatar
Then I am not for you. I always want to talk about feelings and shit.


Oy, Mary and I never talk about feelings beyond "sleepy" or "thirsty" or "horny."


GravatarMaybe that was just the Minotaur's pet.

Why is there no Pandataur?

(Minopand?)


Gravatar"horny."


I love a man who knows where to place his period.


GravatarOy, Mary and I never talk about feelings beyond "sleepy" or "thirsty" or "horny."

And that is why your marriage works for you!

Blow her a kiss for me, would ya?


GravatarI wore my wedding ring, but on my right hand, for a while after we split...

The night I asked Stef to leave, I gave her my ring. I don't want it anymore. Plus I figure she could sell it along with her rather nice wedding/engagement ring and could invest the proceeds in her ranch business, so at least it would do some good.


GravatarG'night, y'all.

I leave you with yet another Curly, and this one is unique.


GravatarThat was snark.

Guess I didn't make my point all that well.


No, I got it.


Gravatar Isn't the minotaur supposed to be, like, partially human? And roughly human-sized?

Yeah, this movie is starting to seem kinda fakey.


GravatarTis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Or, as my fridge magnet says:

"Tis better to have loved and lost than have to live with the psycho the rest of your life."


watertiger


Watertiger!

I HAVE that magnet.

Right next to the one that says "EX-HUSBAND IN FREEZER."


GravatarI love a man who knows where to place his period.
Vicki


Better still, I know where to place my exclamation point!


GravatarLet's drink to our brief yet blissful marriage!

[sniff]

I want you back!


GravatarImagine This: Dubya sings Imagine by John Lennon!


GravatarBetter still, I know where to place my exclamation point!
rorschach


Well, I'm dying to exclaim, so get your happy ass over here!


GravatarWas gone for awhile.

What's the topic?

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Gravatar
Blow her a kiss for me, would ya?



She's gonna call the doctor soon.


Gravatarso once the minotaur gores the victims on its horn, how does it get them off and eat them?

Silly rabbit.

It throws them off against a wall (by violently shaking its head and bellowing), which serves to tenderize them.

Yummm, good eating!


GravatarYeah, go ahead and nomimate braindead worshipping cat killah frist.

Go right ahead.
fourlegsgood



He is gonna get SO squashed!


GravatarFor those of you tuning in late: I guess that it was inevitable that someone other than yours truly would compare the Bush administration to the Sopranos. Maureen Dowd thinks so, too, in this scathing and funny new article about the Dubai ports deal.


GravatarWell, I'm dying to exclaim, so get your happy ass over here!
Vicki


I'd love to take the chance, but I'm married, so it's not my *


GravatarI wore my wedding ring, but on my right hand, for a while after we split...

Took my wedding ring off after the first year of marriage, and never put it back on (Don't wear jewelry).

But the funny thing, in the fifteen years since, not a person that knows I'm married has asked me where is my wedding ring.


GravatarIs Mary in labor?


GravatarWhy are they lounging when the Minotaur lurks yards away?


Gravatarso is the war over yet?


GravatarNTodd,

My marriage lasted from October of 1986 until October of 1992. We separated in April of 1991.

Sometimes, things just don't work out. My thoughts are with you, and I hope, that, like for me, the next time will be better.


GravatarI guess that it was inevitable that someone other than yours truly would compare the Bush administration to the Sopranos.

Randi's been doing so over the air for quite some time.


Gravatarannieangel, you are a filthy Whore of Babylon. You need to come work for me at the Vatican.


GravatarAl Swearengen | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 9:55 pm

I'm a big fan of Wong Kar-Wei. He and Wes Anderson are currently my favorite directors because they have such affection toward their characters.

Quentin T might be the formal sophisticate, and a master of sensation, but his human touch is erratic.

"In the Mood for Love" shows Wong at his gloomiest. There's little of the wacky fun of "Chungking Express" or "Fallen Angels," the most deliriously romantic of Wong's movies (my favorite).

Instead there's romantic frustration carried out in a gloomy formal urban landscape with lots of rain and claustrophobia. One of the saddest comic scenes occurs in a western-style steakhouse, where the would-be lovers don't know how to use the silverware and don't like the looks of the ill-cooked steaks.

A great movie, of course, but I pre the magical Wong to the lovelorn one


Gravatargrumble.

Fucking married men.

Grumble.


GravatarAl - I was very happy to see Faye reappear in 2046. And though I absolutely thing Kar-Wai is the most romantic filmmaker out there, that is different from hopeful. In The Mood For Love is glorious in its despair and unfulfilled longing.
JeffCO


Hopeful is probably not the right word. She shows up at the end and they resolve to continue. It resolves happily in other words. 2046 does not, of course. It’s just the opposite in fact. It’s relentless search for that thing that’s missing. You never actually get to see it by way of flashback so you never really know what it was.

Chungking was indeed romantic. I don't really think of 2046 as romantic, however. It's much more pessimistic, or nihistic perhaps. I liked it, but it's totally different except for style.

Lots of homage to Bladerunner in Chungking don’t you think? He was clearly influenced a lot by it.
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GravatarWait - did Robinson Crusoe here just appear out of nowhere?


GravatarShe's gonna call the doctor soon.

Ai-yeeeee!

Sunday's Child is full of grace, no?

March 12, 2006. I say, 12:43 p.m.


GravatarOwls have been sighted Or Cited or sited?


GravatarWhy are they lounging when the Minotaur lurks yards away?


Hey, why not?


GravatarThis movie isn't very good.


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GravatarI guess that it was inevitable that someone other than yours truly would compare the Bush administration to the Sopranos.

It's not an apt comparison. The Sopranos have an ethical code.


Gravatarthe hell? Who's this guy? Renfieldopoulos?


Gravatarsighted.


GravatarA great movie, of course, but I pre the magical Wong to the lovelorn one
Draco | 03.11.06 - 10:15 pm | #

Prefer, not pre. Bad lazy Draco, not previewing


GravatarIt sucks getting old. I spend half the day on the crapper now.


GravatarI guess that it was inevitable that someone other than yours truly would compare the Bush administration to the Sopranos.

Randi's been doing so over the air for quite some time.
JeffCO


Or "Good Fellows" or "The Godfather."


GravatarSunday's Child is full of grace, no?

March 12, 2006. I say, 12:43 p.m.
watertiger


Tuesday's Child is full of grace.

But the child who is born on the Sabbath day
Is blythe and bonny and winsome and gay.


GravatarDraco: what is this previewing of which you speak?


GravatarFallen Angels, the most deliriously romantic of Wong's movies (my favorite).

Hadn't thought of adding it, but now I will. Thanks Draco


Gravatarplease don't deny me adolf giuliani being chewed up by opponents and the media. i've been looking so forward to it, waiting for all the 9/11 related scandals to come spilling out. bernie kerik was just a preview of what giuliani has coming to him.


GravatarAl - I mean 'romantic' more in the idealistic sense that may be strived for but never attained. And frequently unceremoniously quashed. I hope you get a chance at some point to have a Kar-Wai marathon and watch the characters develop over time. They may be happy from time to time, but love is elusive. As TMBG said, "No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful. Everbody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful. They want what they're not, and I wish they would stop." Kar-Wai lays bare in lush tones why we never stop.


GravatarAl Swearengen | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 10:21 pm | #

If you haven't seen "Fallen Angels," I won't give too much away. Just this as a hint: One of the characters is near-mute, possibly by obstinate choice, and each night he steals a pushcart from some street vendor. He goes around making money, but only pockets enough to last him the next day. The pushcart owners return the next morning to find themselves wealthier.


GravatarThey may be happy from time to time, but love is elusive.

Are you saying art imitates life?


GravatarJeffCO--Not to be pedantic, but you seem a bit confused about Chinese names. The director's surname is Wong. Kar-Wei or Kar-Wai is his given name.

Almost all Chinese surnames are one syllable, if that provides any future help

Glad to see you like Wong's movies


GravatarKar-Wai seems to have a real talent for infusing his work with emotional truth. We can settle, we can hold out, we can get lucky, we can pass time, we can forget we're looking, but ultimately in our heart of hearts we know love when we're in it. But even when we are wise enough to sacrifice everything for love, our ever present fear of losing it again usually screws us.


GravatarI just wanna have someting to do to nite!

Hanging out all by myself
I don't wanna be with anyone else
I just wana be with you
tonight
tonight
tonight


(one the best songs ever!)


GravatarJeffCO--Not to be pedantic, but you seem a bit confused about Chinese names. The director's surname is Wong. Kar-Wei or Kar-Wai is his given name.

I know, I'm just being lazy and personal. There was an amusing discussion along these lines in Ebert's Answer Man column.

Q. Replying to my Answer Man letter about Chinese name order, you asked about my own name. My family name is Zhang, given name Mengmeng. But I go by Mengmeng Zhang because I've been here for many years and that's how I think of myself in English. I'm not sure really how it should be done in the West. A slight correction again in regards to whether Zhang Ziyi or Ziyi Zhang is more popular. If you do the search on Google using quotes, so it only searches the exact phrase, "Zhang Ziyi" beats "Ziyi Zhang" 2.4 million to about 600,000. - Mengmeng Zhang, South Bend, Ind.

A. Note to self and copy editors: It's "Zhang Ziyi" from now on, except when the movie credits have it the other way, which is most of the time.


GravatarI've gone mental.

Guitar!

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GravatarProbably a dead thread, but...

We can settle, we can hold out, we can get lucky, we can pass time, we can forget we're looking, but ultimately in our heart of hearts we know love when we're in it....
JeffCO


That comes across much more in Chungking whereas 2046 is much more cynical, nihilistic IMO, and in stark contrast to say, Gilliam's Brazil which was at it's core a love story of similar end, although the relationship was captured more from a Chungking angle.

I see the end to 2046 in much the same way I see the end to Brazil, only without the subtext.
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GravatarActually, maybe that was just a cheap excuse to mention my favoite dour ending to a lovestory.


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