"The president deserved better," Mr. McCain said.
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We all deserve better.
Dr. Wu |
03.11.06 - 9:02 pm | #
If the President got what he deserved, we never would have seen his face in 2000. McCain is full of shit.
nora |
03.11.06 - 9:02 pm | #
Whoa. I just got the Atrios "Forbidden" page.
I've gotten the Forbidden page a few times today even when refreshing my own blog. Just a glitch.
rorschach |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:02 pm | #
No cursing TJ! GWB already did that!
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress |
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03.11.06 - 9:03 pm | #
Mary says she doesn't know how she is. She says "cranky but possibly in the zone," whatever the hell that means. Sitting back on an easy chair, excited about minotaur!
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F) |
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03.11.06 - 9:03 pm | #
Harrison Ford is the killer. Have a nice day.
Mr. Movie |
03.11.06 - 9:03 pm | #
Missing Princess -- won't be on Rita Cosby.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
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03.11.06 - 9:03 pm | #
What the hell is that forbidden page?
bill |
03.11.06 - 9:03 pm | #
"I've often wondered what a man thinks about in the materinity waiting room"
he's thinking he'd like to bang that cute maternity room nurse...
jdw |
03.11.06 - 9:03 pm | #
You gotta feel sorry for McCain, though. It's got to be hard to sell out the country you fought and nearly died for, even if Karl Rove does have a video tape of you beating twelve nuns to death with a pipe wrench while wearing a french maid's outfit with a Nazi armband.
Dr. Wu |
03.11.06 - 9:03 pm | #
Booooooo!
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:03 pm | #
You gotta feel sorry for McCain, though.
Not really, no.
Eli |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:04 pm | #
is that like christian buttsex?
jdw |
03.11.06 - 9:05 pm | #
NTodd--a MILF. Your future lies in a MILF.
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress |
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03.11.06 - 9:06 pm | #
New Shite from Bobo
Hillary and the Ports
By DAVID BROOKS
A couple of years ago I watched Hillary Clinton enter a Munich hotel with a delegation of fellow senators. Clinton came in first. There were about 50 paparazzi by the doors. Cameras flashed, people screamed. There was general pandemonium as she walked through the lobby, like Elizabeth Taylor in her prime descending upon Cannes. The hotel manager escorted her into a waiting elevator and whisked her to her suite.
Then the other senators came in the doors. The camera crews started packing up. The crowd dispersed. No hotel manager awaited them. They pushed the button for the elevator and milled about until it came.
United States senators are not entirely lacking in vanity. So I thought there might be a tinge of resentment at Clinton's diva treatment. But not at all. Other senators like traveling with her. She's down to earth and fun to be around, they say. At work, she's serious, diligent and respectful.
So when I've been asked if I think Hillary Clinton can win a general election campaign, I've always answered yes. I figure if she can win over Republican senators (and Bush staffers), she can probably win over 30,000 more voters in Ohio.
She's also got a key voting bloc disposed in her favor. Ten percent of the electorate are what Pew Research Center pollsters call pro-government conservatives: mostly white, working-class women who attend church weekly but support government welfare programs. Only 12 percent of these voters supported John Kerry in 2004, but 51 percent say they have a positive view of Clinton. These voters alone could put her over the top.
But campaigns reveal character, and force us to adjust our views. The Dubai ports deal — a politically unpopular measure that almost all experts agree was justified on the merits — was a test of character. John McCain and Chuck Hagel passed. Clinton, though, joined the ranks of the nakedly ambitious demagogues.
Clinton didn't seem to mind when officials of the United Arab Emirates kicked in up to a million dollars into her husband's presidential library. She didn't seem alarmed when Dubai poured at least $450,000 into her family bank accounts through her husband's speaking business. She didn't object when the Clinton administration approved a deal for a Chinese government firm to run the Port of Long Beach. But when the Dubai ports deal set off Know-Nothing mobs, she made sure she had the biggest pitchfork.
"The White House is trying to hand over U.S. ports," Clinton charged.
"We cannot afford to surrender our port operations to foreign governments," she roared.
"We cannot cede sovereignty over critical infrastructure like our ports," she insisted.
All of these statements were deliberately misleading, since there was never any question of ceding sovereignty or security. They played to the rawest form of xenophobia.
P O'Neill |
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03.11.06 - 9:06 pm | #
I've reached the forbidden ppage on m y own blog. Apprently I forbade myself.
That's illegal in most southern states. But I'm sure it's okay in Pittsburgh, so long as you don't do it in public. And photograph it. With a film camera.
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:06 pm | #
Rest of Bobo's shite -- sorry for polluting the thread but it's important to know who's kowtowing to Kenny Boy's latest talking points
The consequences for the war on terror will be significant. As David Ignatius wrote in The Washington Post, the government of Dubai has done what we've asked all Arab governments to do. It has challenged Al Qaeda; supported U.S. forces; modernized the educational system to combat extremism. It even gave $100 million in hurricane relief. We've proved that we may be inept in combating our foes, but we're ruthlessly efficient in betraying our friends.
But my subject is Clinton's political prospects. This episode — which combines buckraking with pandering — brings back the Clinton years at their worst: the me-me-me selfishness, the occasional presumption that humanity exists to serve Team Clinton.
It also shows Clinton doesn't understand her political weaknesses. First, nobody, not even among her friends, is totally sure she actually believes in anything, or whether she just coldly calculates political advantage. This episode reinforces that sense.
Second, Clinton is the only presidential candidate who does not offer a break from the current polarization and bitter partisanship. A McCain or Mark Warner presidency would shuffle the political deck. But if Clinton is elected, American politics over the next years will be as brutal and stagnant as now. The 1960's Bush-Clinton psychodrama would go on and on.
A lot of the bitterness would not be Clinton's fault. But over the past weeks, she has shown that far from behaving in an unorthodox manner, or flummoxing hatred, she is happy to be a crude partisan, and egg on prejudice and paranoia.
In the short run, Clinton did the popular thing. But over the long run, people vote on character. After a rehabilitating few years, Hillary Clinton just reminded us of her ugly side.
P O'Neill |
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03.11.06 - 9:07 pm | #
Mariska Hargitay is looking tasty this evening in those assrageous jeans.
masculine_monica_nyc |
03.11.06 - 9:07 pm | #
Oh my. Santorum wouldn't like this...
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 9:08 pm | #
Beware the beast Dims, the one the Bible tells about. I don't care if you're the most powerful dim to ever walk the face of the earth ya gotta tread careful in this world overrun with Satan.
dith |
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03.11.06 - 9:08 pm | #
Mariska Hargitay is looking tasty this evening in those assrageous jeans.
masculine_monica_nyc
she always looks scrumptious
but the new law-girl with her new blondeness boils my potato
olexicon,Sir Humpty |
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03.11.06 - 9:09 pm | #
"The empire of the bull seemed invincible."
Man, what a sinking feeling that is.
Eli |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:09 pm | #
You gotta feel sorry for McCain, though.
Not really, no.
Not even a little teensy bit. I think the best sign I've seen for Dems in a while is Drudge pissing on McCain. That's the spirit of the Beast speaking there.
Curiouser |
03.11.06 - 9:10 pm | #
It was fortunate for Mlle that that opportunity did not present itself during her teenage years.
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress |
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03.11.06 - 9:10 pm | #
Mariska Hargitay is looking tasty this evening in those assrageous jeans.
masculine_monica_nyc
well, i'm rather paranoid myself, but i just got back from miami where my buddies neighbor exclaimed upon seeing some fighter jets fly by, that the exhausts were releasing microscopic aluminum hydroxide chips. which we would breathe in, thereby making it possible for the NSA to to electronicially monitor our individual movements.
apparently, the narrator doesn't like the idea of sacrificing teenagers to the beast.
me, I'm cool with it.
watertiger
There are many days when the idea of sacrificing teenagers does not displease me. But why do we have to limit it to teenagers? Jenna and notjenna would be prime candidates.
TJ |
03.11.06 - 9:10 pm | #
What an insipid weenie-boy. I hope this isn't supposed to be our Fearless Intrepid Hero...
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 9:12 pm | #
"The empire of the bull seemed invincible."
Can we revise that to, "The empire of the bullshit seemed invincible"?
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:12 pm | #
I've always had a thing for her.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
Then click that link I posted at 9:10~
rorschach |
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03.11.06 - 9:12 pm | #
Typcial skipping over of the dying-matriarchal subtext which Gilliam made hay out of in Time Bandits. Only a patriarchal Greek apologist would buy this crap about both sexes being in equal danger, as a way of impugning the ancien regime.
kei & yuri |
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03.11.06 - 9:12 pm | #
The ancient Romans, Greeks, Minoans, etc., all spoke with English accents.
It's true!
spork_incident
Sir Laurence Olivier gave Zeus pointers.
Uncle Smokes |
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03.11.06 - 9:12 pm | #
Can we revise that to, "The empire of the bullshit seemed invincible"?
I thought that was what they meant.
Eli |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:12 pm | #
did they replace the annoying redhead?
TJ
they are one in the same
but none of them are Jill Hennessy
olexicon,Sir Humpty |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:12 pm | #
I've got all my windows open. It's warm outside. It was warm and sunny today. Everyone was out and smiling and happy.
annieangel |
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03.11.06 - 9:12 pm | #
That's illegal in most southern states. But I'm sure it's okay in Pittsburgh, so long as you don't do it in public. And photograph it. With a film camera.
NTodd, King of Prickistan | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 9:06 pm
But if it's photographed with a digital camera, then it's illegal?
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins |
03.11.06 - 9:13 pm | #
Did FDL get blogjacked?
Quoi?
This "watertiger" person kept posting all these goofy photos...
Eli |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:13 pm | #
Bush to appoint a special prosecutor to explore how the Democrats manufacturered the intelligence data that misled the Republicans into this war....
"Mark my words." Bush said today "If laws were broken, those Democrats must be held accountable. If there is corruption in this government, we will smoke 'em out."
Hey, it's Terry Gilliam as the Old Man from Scene 24!
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 9:15 pm | #
Evil Foreign = German.
Eli
And in early Universal horror films, the Germans were Cockney.
Uncle Smokes |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:15 pm | #
Quoi?
The homepage shows a page that says:
Are you looking for firedoglake? It is temporarily out of service. Please try again in a few minutes. Meanwhile, discover a better blogging tool.
Then a list of archive links that bring up strangely formatted pages.
masculine_monica_nyc |
03.11.06 - 9:15 pm | #
NTodd--do you need me to send you a care pack of Girl Scout cookies? Girl Scout not included.
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:15 pm | #
"Did you use FedEx?"
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 9:15 pm | #
Greek women can be incredibly gorgeous. Somewhere we came across a really nicely done softcore site that only does Greek women. (For most of our youth we took for granted that all Italians were monstrously ugly.)
kei & yuri |
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03.11.06 - 9:15 pm | #
I'm pacing the floor and smoking a cigar!
Ooh, I have a Cohiba in the house. I think I'm close enough to being healthy to smoke it!
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:15 pm | #
The devil is everything false. Watch where those roads take ya dims.
dith |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:16 pm | #
Oooh, that is one warty crone.
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F) |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:16 pm | #
"He knows of a cave..."
Eli |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:16 pm | #
I've never been able to identify the accent of evil employed on the old Mission Impossibe show. Not German or Russian. It remains a mystery
bill |
03.11.06 - 9:16 pm | #
Hey, it's Terry Gilliam as the Old Man from Scene 24!
"Minotaur" actually seems to be set in ancient Crete (or Thebes or wherever). I'd assumed that the minotaur would be rampaging through San Fran suburbs as the result of a top secret experiment gone awry.
They've certainly busted the budget on tangled, matted wigs
Draco |
03.11.06 - 9:17 pm | #
(For most of our youth we took for granted that all Italians were monstrously ugly.)
Don't forget the Bridge of Death.
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:17 pm | #
Sir Laurence Olivier gave Zeus pointers.
Uncle Smokes
I wonder if it's true that Olivier and Danny Kaye were lovers...
Marcia Brady ∞ |
03.11.06 - 9:17 pm | #
Evening, rational people.
The "forbidden" page is part of a blogger problem. Been happening all day.
Diane |
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03.11.06 - 9:17 pm | #
Ooh, I have a Cohiba in the house. I think I'm close enough to being healthy to smoke it!
NTodd
I smoke cigars occasionally. I don't know a lot about cigars. Like if I'm at a cigar store, the guy behind the counter says, "What kind of cigars do you like?" "Uhhh... Itsaboys."
rorschach |
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03.11.06 - 9:17 pm | #
I imagine you have seen this not-worksafe picture?
[passes out]
NTodd, King of Prickistan
That was my initial reaction, as well...
rorschach |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:18 pm | #
Mitt, the Ken doll, Romney came in second in Tennessee? From now on, if I can't stand someone they'll probably do well. If I love someone they've got no shot.
Neponset |
03.11.06 - 9:18 pm | #
Don't forget the Bridge of Death.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
Say that 5 times--I mean 3.
Uncle Smokes |
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03.11.06 - 9:18 pm | #
Well, that was an abrupt break to commercial.
"Go to the hills. Do as I say."
Eli |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:18 pm | #
I imagine you have seen this not-worksafe picture?
I didn't know she was Jayne Mansfield's daughter.
She didn't get her mother's chest.
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 9:19 pm | #
Do tell me that this is all exposition leaeding up to the minotaur in modern times.
I'm telling you, it it the ancient Theo Huxtable. Watch, the minotaur will be wearing a sweater and eating jello pudding.
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F) |
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03.11.06 - 9:19 pm | #
Set the gearshift for the high gear of your soul...
You've got to run like an antelope out of control!
Fezzik |
03.11.06 - 9:19 pm | #
Went to the mall today. On the way down to the bus stop, passed the local Catholic church.
They had some big goat-roping of a funeral.
Naturally, all the asshole bumper stickers - I can't believe anyone would leave a Bush/Cheney sticker on their car. Let's say to the world: Look how stupid I am! Then there's the usual ridiculous anti-choice nonsense.
I wrote a sticky note that said "What of the THOUSANDS of LIVES lost in your president's war so far? Don't THEY count?
Idiot!" One SUV actually had a huge sticker - with a drawing of a chopped up fetus on it. How sick! I wrote up another sticky note: "Anti-choicers - fighting for the rights of blastocyst-Americans everywhere. Don't believe in abortion? Don't have one. And try minding your own damned business for a change!"
I'm sick of these assholes!
Terry C, Coldplayer |
03.11.06 - 9:20 pm | #
I wonder how much you could buy America for on eBay
politica - angular |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:20 pm | #
I have no idea what's going on.
See, Westley is really the Dread Pirate Roberts...
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:20 pm | #
I mean, Ameriquest.
Which rhymes with Southwest.
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 9:20 pm | #
We were probably hyperextrapolating from a handful of Woody Allen mustache jokes. In fact this explains our hatred of Belgium...
kei & yuri |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:20 pm | #
Although I'm not sure how much of Jayne Mansfield's chest was Jayne Mansfield's. I think they look very similar in the face, though.
Marcia Brady ∞ |
03.11.06 - 9:21 pm | #
spork_incident
[high five to sport]
Al Swearengen |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:21 pm | #
Anal sex is not in accordance with Natural Law
Benedict XVI |
03.11.06 - 9:21 pm | #
See, Westley is really the Dread Pirate Roberts...
NTodd, King of Prickistan
And the prince is going to kill Buttercup. And he didn't actually send his four fastest ships to look for Wesley.
rorschach |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:21 pm | #
Westley is really the Dread Pirate Roberts...
He IS the Brute Squad!
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 9:21 pm | #
I didn't know she was Jayne Mansfield's daughter.
She didn't get her mother's chest.
For which I'm eternally grateful.
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:21 pm | #
Evil Foreign = German.
Eli
I like Jim Jarmusch's monologue in "Blue in the Face" about how movie Nazis always hold their cigarettes in some peculiar way, between the ring and middle finger, or held by one curled finger on a hand that's otherwise a fist.
Draco |
03.11.06 - 9:22 pm | #
Is Mia Sara Italian? Or is she American?
Marcia Brady ∞ |
03.11.06 - 9:22 pm | #
"This Republican Congress is simply too much of a rubber stamp for this administration," said Sen. Carl M. Levin (D-Mich.), an intelligence committee member. The panel showed no such deference to Clinton, he said, repeatedly summoning administration officials for grillings. "The contrast between that and the last six years of the Bush administration is just such a deep reluctance or refusal to do probing oversight," Levin said.
Carl Levin's on 'Late Edition', as are John Edwards and Howard Dean. And Zalmay Khalizad, who will probably be asked why he thinks Iraq is fucked up and the generals say it isn't.
pseudonymous in nc |
03.11.06 - 9:22 pm | #
Although I'm not sure how much of Jayne Mansfield's chest was Jayne Mansfield's. I think they look very similar in the face, though.
Well, they are both welcome to put their breasts in my face and I will judge if I can tell the difference.
chris/tx |
03.11.06 - 9:22 pm | #
[high five to Al]
(I have to idea why Al is high-fiving me but, heck, I'm a friendly enough chap so what the hell.)
"(For most of our youth we took for granted that all Italians were monstrously ugly.)"
oh no...young italian girls are very hot...but as they age they shrink in height while growing in width, until the dimensions are equal.
jdw |
03.11.06 - 9:22 pm | #
Thers --
You're still at home?
We thought you had left already!
March 12 is the traditional date for St. Gregory the great, patron of our monastery (I will leave our Apostle to the English, lest you staple NYMary's knees together to make her wait -- won't work this year since the celebrartion is transferred to Monday because of Lent II)
Prior Aelred |
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03.11.06 - 9:23 pm | #
All Italian men are apparently tiny plumbers who get bigger when they eat mushrooms.
Thers, Insolent Partisan
Given the proper mushrooms, ethnicity and profession are irrelevant.
rorschach |
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03.11.06 - 9:23 pm | #
The thing about German is it sounds evil no matter what you're saying; similarly, French sounds dirty, Southeast Asian languages sound angry, and Italian, Spanish and Russian sound either drunk or insane depending on speed.
kei & yuri |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:25 pm | #
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
annieangel |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:25 pm | #
Thers --
You're still at home?
We thought you had left already!
Woo Hoo! Get out there and have that baby, kids. Good luck Mary and Thers. And thanks for the notice, Prior A.
bigvic |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:25 pm | #
NOT TO FIFTY!
NTodd, King of Prickistan
(Commercials. But don't worry, I suspect he's only mostly dead.)
rorschach |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:25 pm | #
oh no...young italian girls are very hot...but as they age they shrink in height while growing in width, until the dimensions are equal.
jdw
Yeah, that Sophia Loren really let herself go....
Marcia Brady ∞ |
03.11.06 - 9:26 pm | #
The thing about German is it sounds evil no matter what you're saying
They always sound like they're giving orders.
Terry C, Coldplayer |
03.11.06 - 9:27 pm | #
If the screenwriters for "Minotaur" really did read their Bullfinch, then I hope they don't omit the scene where Thersites enter Athens in drag and gets catcalls from the road-builders
Draco |
03.11.06 - 9:27 pm | #
Because it wouldn't be Greece without goats.
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 9:28 pm | #
Jayne Mansfield's chest was her own -- Carol Doda & silicone were yet to come
I preferred Jayne to her daughter -- Sophia Loren was in a class of her own -- Claudia Cardinale is still a knockout
Now -- WTF is happening on Lib-rul Mountain?
Prior Aelred |
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03.11.06 - 9:28 pm | #
Is Mia Sara Italian? Or is she American?
she's teh hot
like Phoebe Cates
but Phoebe Cates has the world's greatest topless scene
olexicon,Sir Humpty |
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03.11.06 - 9:28 pm | #
Eli--I sense you will not have sufficient boobage in this flick.
Right now there's not sufficient anythingage.
Lightage in particular...
Eli |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:28 pm | #
Monica Bellucci has a great rack
Benedict XVI |
03.11.06 - 9:28 pm | #
Oh, a happy reunion amongst the soon-to-be-eaten. How jolly.
Eli |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:28 pm | #
WHERE ARE THE CATS?
Where's the Cat Blogging?
Jeebus, who gives a shit about Atrios' cats? They're boring and untalented. I provide cat and dog blogging of the highest quality. And more frequently than Mr Big Shot Atrios.
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:28 pm | #
Which must be obeyed at all times.
Terry C, Coldplayer |
03.11.06 - 9:29 pm | #
[Haloscaaaaan!! Grrrrrrrr!]
I like Jim Jarmusch's monologue in "Blue in the Face" about how movie Nazis always hold their cigarettes in some peculiar way, between the ring and middle finger, or held by one curled finger on a hand that's otherwise a fist.
Draco
Thanks, Draco--been wondering for some time what film that was (only caught that bit between Keitel and Jarmusch while flipping through channels).
Everytime I see a movie where someone runs out of bullets and then inexplicably throws it at the attacker, I think of that bit.
Uncle Smokes |
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03.11.06 - 9:29 pm | #
Jeebus, who gives a shit about Atrios' cats? They're boring and untalented. I provide cat and dog blogging of the highest quality. And more frequently than Mr Big Shot Atrios.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
I like Jim Jarmusch's monologue in "Blue in the Face" about how movie Nazis always hold their cigarettes in some peculiar way, between the ring and middle finger, or held by one curled finger on a hand that's otherwise a fist.
Richard Klein talks about it in 'Cigarettes are sublime', noting Peter Lorre's palmed ciggie.
I'm stopped right now -- a Good Thing -- but I'm probably going to visit my favourite cigar shop in Amsterdam while on layover next weekend...
pseudonymous in nc |
03.11.06 - 9:31 pm | #
Jeannine Cooper, Italian American, and my daughter. And pretty.
Doesn't need it. Looks just fine as she is.
____league |
03.11.06 - 9:31 pm | #
Mike Huckabee playing bass guitar at the repub jamboree. Oh my. Shades of Bill Clinton's sax. But he's not pulling it off, no way.
Neponset |
03.11.06 - 9:31 pm | #
"They always sound like they're giving orders."
Hmm... You know my wife?
rorschach |
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03.11.06 - 9:31 pm | #
Ok, this movie is freaking me out.
annieangel |
Homepage |
03.11.06 - 9:32 pm | #
Monica Bellucci has a great rack
Benedict XVI
I once heard the actual pope say that
olexicon,Sir Humpty |
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03.11.06 - 9:32 pm | #
Draco | 03.11.06 - 9:27 pm |
Theseus?
(It would be something for Sci-Fi to do: the Thesead, the most popular epic, bigger than the stories of Odyesseus or Ilium until all trace of it was lost in time. Theseus defeats the older matriarchal order with its excessive sacrificing, then marries the queen of the Amazons, and it turns out every time they have a marital dispute she gets to summon her old army to sack Athens...)
kei & yuri |
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03.11.06 - 9:32 pm | #
I HAVE THE MOST SPECTACULAR LEGS ON THE PLANET!!!!
annieangel |
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03.11.06 - 9:32 pm | #
I thought Yul Brynner was dead.
It's Tony Todd!
Who rocks far harder than this movie deserves.
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 9:32 pm | #
Thanks. I missed that. Maybe Mitch will give them a try...
A bit late for that. RIP, Mitch!
rorschach |
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03.11.06 - 9:32 pm | #
"The contrast between that and the last six years of the Bush administration is just such a deep reluctance or refusal to do probing oversight," Levin said.
six fucking years!! and levin's only now found his voice to bitch about it.
bkny |
03.11.06 - 9:32 pm | #
Facts about the Mexican middle class
1. The ranks of the middle class -- defined as $7,200 to $50,000 a year -- have risen to about ten million families.
2. That is almost 40 percent of all Mexican households.
3. The country is in the middle of a housing boom. 560,000 new homes were built last year -- a record -- and 750,000 are expected for 2006.
4. Annual inflation is down to about three percent and over the last two years interest rates on 20-year mortgages have fallen from 18 to 8 percent.
5. Sales of home appliances have tripled in the last ten years.
Those facts are from Business Week, 13 March edition. Each time I visit Mexico, the more I am convinced that country has turned the corner.
frengel |
03.11.06 - 9:32 pm | #
And Monica Belucci has the most spectacular legs on the planet.
Luscious lips, too. And deep, dark, beautiful eyes.
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:33 pm | #
Annie:
Harrison Ford is the killer. Have a nice day.
Mr. Movie |
03.11.06 - 9:33 pm | #
And Monica Belucci has the most spectacular legs on the planet.
Um...since when does it snow in the Greek Islands?
watertiger | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 9:09 pm |
NBC recently had a Hercules movie, where ancient Greece looked amazingly like the South Island of New Zealand. It even had Samwise!
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins |
03.11.06 - 9:33 pm | #
Google "1960s Alka-Seltzer commercials."
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress
I remember that. But I'm not Italian. Or German. I just got a little confused...
Marcia Brady ∞ |
03.11.06 - 9:34 pm | #
LOL! on your observations of Mexico.
annieangel |
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03.11.06 - 9:34 pm | #
WalterNeff!
A pleasure!
As far as Broken Flowers goes, I kept wondering what all these women saw in the Bill Murray character.
Uncle Smokes |
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03.11.06 - 9:34 pm | #
Monica Bellucci has a great rack
Benedict XVI
I once heard the actual pope say that
olexicon,Sir Humpty
What do you think I am, some namestealing cunt?
Benedict XVI |
03.11.06 - 9:34 pm | #
Are we watching the damn movie or doing image searches for Monica Bellucci?
Why, you can't do it yourself?
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress |
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03.11.06 - 9:35 pm | #
Who's up for a mutton lettuce and tomato?
rorschach |
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03.11.06 - 9:35 pm | #
A little girl-on-girl action before they get et by the beast?
They'll be more, uh...tender and juicy.
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:35 pm | #
As far as Broken Flowers goes, I kept wondering what all these women saw in the Bill Murray character.
I kept wondering WTF? had happened to poor Jessica Lange's face.
res ipsa loquitur |
03.11.06 - 9:35 pm | #
frengel | 03.11.06 - 9:32 pm |
perhaps we will see revision of talk about escaping Bush by going North...
kei & yuri |
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03.11.06 - 9:35 pm | #
Didyou get that from one of those commercials they're always showing bragging bout the number of kids ACTUALLY being born in hospitals?? Or getting vaccinations???
Suxxors to be Mexican.
annieangel |
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03.11.06 - 9:35 pm | #
She had her head lopped off? Damn, how did that happen?
chris/tx | 03.11.06 - 9:26 pm | #
Ran her convertible under the back of a semi and forgot to duck. It was the day the titties died.
captain beyond |
03.11.06 - 9:35 pm | #
Luscious lips, too. And deep, dark, beautiful eyes.
NTodd
And she gives great jiggle too.
Annie, see Tiziana Lodato above. That's what you're shooting for babe.
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03.11.06 - 9:35 pm | #
I took a couple of pictures which I'll be sharing...one of the cat. Booger, with Prior, and one of Prior in front of a portable altar used during WWII (I took that for GWPDA, actually).
We had such a nice time. What a wonderful, articulate man.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
03.11.06 - 9:36 pm | #
Al Pacino's wife, Apollonia, in Godfather was hot, too.
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:36 pm | #
Okay, Eli, you DID see the half naked woman, didn't you?
Briefly. But I'm finding the liveblogging more interesting than the actual movie right now...
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 9:36 pm | #
Better Tiziana Lodato
Al Swearengen
I love how she forgot to put on her dress, and now she looks concerned that someone might notice...
Marcia Brady ∞ |
03.11.06 - 9:36 pm | #
Harrison Ford? Tell me how!! Tell me now!!!! I must know!!!!!!!
annieangel |
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03.11.06 - 9:36 pm | #
The thing about German is it sounds evil no matter what you're saying
They always sound like they're giving orders.
Which reminds me of a scene from "Sideshow Bob Roberts" in which Sideshow Bob is asked to explain to his parole board why "Die Bart Die" is all over his cell, and he says it's German for "The Bart The".
One of members of the board exclaims at this point that "No one who speaks German could be evil!"
Gary Frazier |
03.11.06 - 9:36 pm | #
Boobage is okay as long as it is handled in the spirit of love.
Benedict XVI |
03.11.06 - 9:37 pm | #
Mawwiage...
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:37 pm | #
Who's up for a mutton lettuce and tomato?
rorschach
Only if the mutton is lean and the tomatoes perky.
Uncle Smokes |
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03.11.06 - 9:37 pm | #
Well...living. How's that?
My arms won't move because I've been mostly dead all day!
rorschach |
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03.11.06 - 9:37 pm | #
Ah. This must be the Big Buckin' Chicken commercial people were talking about.
Story of my life. Never in the right place at the right time!
rorschach |
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03.11.06 - 9:39 pm | #
I heard Jesus' legs were to die for!
Marcia Brady
A daily anointing regimen will do that for you. Don't you people watch TV at 4AM?
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03.11.06 - 9:39 pm | #
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 9:29 pm
"Blue in the Face" is a fun movie, made on the fly when Wang's "Smoke" came in under budget with extra set time. It's thrown together for fun, with some great cameos, like Maichael J Fox as a perverted pollster ("Do you look at your bowel movements before flushing?")
There's also a waffle expert who explains that real Belgian waffles are crisp little cookies kept in a tin. Belgians are amazed with NY-style Belgian waffles, a big plate full of waffles, ice cream, whipped cream, fruit and syrup. They have no idea how their nation was associated with such a concoction
Draco |
03.11.06 - 9:39 pm | #
Those facts are from Business Week, 13 March edition. Each time I visit Mexico, the more I am convinced that country has turned the corner.
frengel
Just a word association thing, but a guy from NM, ABQ, was at work today. His house he bought for $150,000 a few years ago is now worth almost twice that.
Prior A. tells me he had a wonderful time with you, Jen and The Ham Hock Of Liberty. Woo Hoo! Wish I could have joined you guys.
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03.11.06 - 9:39 pm | #
Mawwiage...
Someday, I'll tell you what I just told my husband about the reasons some of us stay together through thick and thin.
pie |
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03.11.06 - 9:39 pm | #
I wonder how much you could buy America for on eBay
politica - angular
Too late - the Chinese already own it.
Terry C, Coldplayer |
03.11.06 - 9:40 pm | #
Al, I'm stunningly beautiful, brilliant and funny. Not to mention soft. And my legs are long and oh so strong...
annieangel |
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03.11.06 - 9:40 pm | #
Al, I'm stunningly beautiful, brilliant and funny. Not to mention soft. And my legs are long and oh so strong...
annieangel |
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03.11.06 - 9:40 pm | #
Someday, I'll tell you what I just told my husband about the reasons some of us stay together through thick and thin.
Because both of you are actually committed, instead of just one of you?
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:40 pm | #
I love how she forgot to put on her dress, and now she looks concerned that someone might notice...
Marcia Brady ∞
Any chance you could do that for me sometime sweetheart?
Just askin...
Al Swearengen |
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03.11.06 - 9:40 pm | #
Al PAcino was married to a prince protege in the godfather 2?
olexicon,Sir Humpty |
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03.11.06 - 9:40 pm | #
You're Scotch, but that's beside the point. I just didn't want you to feel left out sweetie.
If I'm not mistaken (and look at the last name - Clan Fraser, just with mutiliated spelling) people are Scots, whiskey and tape are Scotch.
Gary Frazier |
03.11.06 - 9:41 pm | #
I think annie is ripping off Love & Rockets lyrics now...
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 9:41 pm | #
Saw her on teevee when I was in Rome.
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spork_incident
You can certainly see why she needs to balance herself against that wall...
Marcia Brady ∞ |
03.11.06 - 9:41 pm | #
I wonder how much you could buy America for on eBay
politica - angular
Too late - the Chinese already own it.
I wouldn't buy it. Have you seen the seller's rating?
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:41 pm | #
Yeah, the Italians really know how to build 'em.
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 9:41 pm | #
Al--she's Scottish. Scotch is whiskey. Scottish are peeps.
Now apologize and say, you're right, dear.
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress |
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03.11.06 - 9:41 pm | #
Prior's a lot of fun, too, although I think he said he's getting up at 5:00 AM tomorrow morning...
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
03.11.06 - 9:41 pm | #
"Blue in the Face" is a fun movie, made on the fly when Wang's "Smoke" came in under budget with extra set time. It's thrown together for fun, with some great cameos, like Maichael J Fox as a perverted pollster ("Do you look at your bowel movements before flushing?")
Uncle, I loved, "Smoke" I thought the Bill Murray and Woo Tang skit was a riot!
bigvic |
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03.11.06 - 9:41 pm | #
If I'm not mistaken (and look at the last name - Clan Fraser, just with mutiliated spelling) people are Scots, whiskey and tape are Scotch.
Gary Frazier
I stand corrected.
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Al Swearengen |
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03.11.06 - 9:42 pm | #
Because both of you are actually committed, instead of just one of you?
Why does my jacket tie up the back?
WTF is going on in this movie?
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 9:42 pm | #
Prior's a lot of fun, too, although I think he said he's getting up at 5:00 AM tomorrow morning...
Vicki
5 AM? On a Sunday?
What barbaric, sadistic profession would require this of a man?
Aren't the sacrifices supposed to be, um, virgins?
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 9:43 pm | #
Women, yes. Alfa Romeos, no.
FIAT = Fix It Again Tony.
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 9:43 pm | #
I'm blowing smoke rings right now. I never could before until I figured you just need to pretend you're trying to say a Ü.
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:43 pm | #
If it were possible to hear anything that anyone is saying in his movie, or see anything that was happening, I bet it would be pretty exciting.
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F) |
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03.11.06 - 9:43 pm | #
If I'm not mistaken (and look at the last name - Clan Fraser, just with mutiliated spelling) people are Scots, whiskey and tape are Scotch.
Gary Frazier
I stand corrected.
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Al Swearengen
Now quit bothering me. I'm trying to find Tiziana's center of gravity.
Al Swearengen |
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03.11.06 - 9:43 pm | #
Jayne Mansfield was decapitated in a car wreck -- I remember it well
Not decapitated.
That's a myth.
She lost her wig, but not her head.
Terry C, Coldplayer |
03.11.06 - 9:43 pm | #
Maybe asking 'where is she?' isn't the right thing to say if you're working towards climax...
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress |
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03.11.06 - 9:44 pm | #
Vicki --
You're home!
I sent you an email, but it looks like the folks at Liberal Mountain are still at home counting contractions -- but for a ewhile they vanished mysteriously & some of us made assumptions -- BTW -- the portable altar is from WWI (GWPDA's war) -- one of the saints painted on it is "Blessed" Joan of Arc (who was not canonized until 1927, I think)
How long until the other two get home?
Prior Aelred |
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03.11.06 - 9:44 pm | #
"Do you look at your bowel movements before flushing?"
Not only do Krauts do that but they do it so customarily there is a special half-shelf in many German commodes. Part of the whole Germanic hypochondra/health fad obsession thing.
kei & yuri |
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03.11.06 - 9:44 pm | #
I'm just yammering until the plot kicks in.
If I had to yammer, I'd yammer in the morning... I'd yammer in the evening, all over this thre-ead...
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 9:45 pm | #
That's not fear he smells. That's souvlaki.
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 9:45 pm | #
The Love and Rockets is an inside thing between Al and myself.
annieangel |
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03.11.06 - 9:45 pm | #
Wow, Tony Todd just said something that must have been really badass and mean.
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 9:45 pm | #
Now apologize and say, you're right, dear.
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress
Marcia doesn't like it when I say that. She says it's condescending. Then again, who am I to question the wisdom of womanhood, "you're right dear."
Al Swearengen |
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03.11.06 - 9:45 pm | #
5 AM? On a Sunday?
What barbaric, sadistic profession would require this of a man?
Oh...
rorschach
And they wonder why fewer and fewer men are taking vows. They should have weekends off, and possibly two weeks a year during which they can take a vacation from their vows.
Marcia Brady ∞ |
03.11.06 - 9:45 pm | #
Belgians are amazed with NY-style Belgian waffles, a big plate full of waffles, ice cream, whipped cream, fruit and syrup. They have no idea how their nation was associated with such a concoction
Draco
Napoleon: If this pastry is to bear my name, it must be richer! More cream. Baker: Yes, but is there time? Napoleon: Very little. My spies tell me that my illustrious British enemy is working on a new meat recipe which he plans to call Beef Wellington. Baker: It will never get off the ground. Napoleon: We must develop the Napoleon before he develops Beef Wellington. The future of Europe hangs in the balance.
-- Roger Lumont and James Tolkan, Love and Death
Uncle Smokes |
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03.11.06 - 9:45 pm | #
Because both of you are actually committed, instead of just one of you?
Committed for 35 years. Not all of those married.
But committed, yes.
I won't go into the history, but we didn't have problems at the beginning. Later on? Huge.
We stuck it out. And we will continue to do that.
pie |
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03.11.06 - 9:45 pm | #
I got one of them big giant back-of-the-head cobra hoods the bald dude is wearing. I look bitchin' in it. Wore it to the DMV when I got my licence picture renewed.
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F) |
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03.11.06 - 9:45 pm | #
We had such a nice time. What a wonderful, articulate man.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | 03.11.06 - 9:36 pm | #
Why, yes, yes he is!
And did he tell you about the World Wrestling Federation?
Diane |
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03.11.06 - 9:46 pm | #
So. Here's the scenario. The Associated Press reports on a possible case of mad cow disease. Not in a human but a cow. The U.S. Department of Agriculture is investigating. They are - to quote Con Ed's efficiently inadequate tagline - on it. USDA official John Clifford says the cow didn't enter the human or animal food chain, though he won't divulge where the animal is from. More tests are being conducted. He touts the U.S. "system of interlocking safeguards" against mad cow disease, adding, "We remain very confident in the safety of U.S. beef." This quote actually concludes the rather scant article.
There is one thing that might have beefed it up: an opposing point of view. USDA official John Clifford is the only person journalist Libby Quaid (AP Food and Farm Writer) deemed worthwhile to interview for this story. Forget about the use of pejorative language to blunt the impact of potential critics; Quaid dispenses with them altogether.
What we are left with is a nifty piece of public relations for the Department of Agriculture: Prime USDA Bull.
MB |
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03.11.06 - 9:46 pm | #
Your smoke rings always sound like they're giving orders.
Yes, they always say, "blow me!"
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:46 pm | #
Prior!
Just received the e-mail!
We had a wonderful time! Thanks so much for your hospitality and taking the time to share some of the abbey's history with us.
They'll probably be home in about 30 minutes. I walked in the door at 9:30 PM.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
03.11.06 - 9:46 pm | #
FIAT = Fix It Again Tony.
watertiger
Italian automoble tune-up...
Redline the engine for 5 minutes then change the oil.
Tony the FIAT Mechanic |
03.11.06 - 9:46 pm | #
And then Theo befriended the Minotaur...
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 9:46 pm | #
i like skinny chicks.
heroin chic.
now that was fashion!
charley |
03.11.06 - 9:47 pm | #
Another fun cameo from "Blue in the Face": Madonna delivers a singing telegram. I hope she got the joke.
Draco |
03.11.06 - 9:47 pm | #
Were those minotaurs playing shuffleboard down there?
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 9:47 pm | #
Maybe.
Marcia Brady ∞
[hair stands up on back of neck, shiver runs down spine.]
Al Swearengen |
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03.11.06 - 9:47 pm | #
Now THAT'S a line!
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 9:49 pm | #
I won't go into the history, but we didn't have problems at the beginning. Later on? Huge.
We stuck it out. And we will continue to do that.
My folks have been married for 37 years. Had a wicked rough patch when I was 15, and of course my mom's been sick for most of my life, but they stuck it out. Wish I could say the same about my own stab at married life--actually, my foolish optimism over the last 18 months was fueled in large part because I figured nothing I was experiencing was as bad as my parents had to deal with. Guess I was wrong.
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:49 pm | #
Who wrote this dialogue?
Paging Bruce Campbell...Bruce Campbell, please pick up the white courtesy phone...
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress |
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03.11.06 - 9:49 pm | #
Actually, my alarm is set for 3:30 AM (we'll see how that works for me...)
Prior Aelred |
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03.11.06 - 9:49 pm | #
I ask, have you seen my bear?
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 9:49 pm | #
When did Harrison Ford turn from movie hero to movie villian?
annieangel |
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03.11.06 - 9:49 pm | #
The Love and Rockets is an inside thing between Al and myself.
annieangel
That's really sweet. From a couple of months ago, right?
Marcia Brady ∞ |
03.11.06 - 9:49 pm | #
I think the camera operator had problems.
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress |
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03.11.06 - 9:50 pm | #
Actually, my alarm is set for 3:30 AM (we'll see how that works for me...)
Prior Aelred
That's what I thought you said, but I thought, for some reason, that tomorrow was an exception. All these feasts.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
03.11.06 - 9:50 pm | #
Guys with shaggy beards snorting cobwebs. That is some damn fine film-makin'.
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F) |
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03.11.06 - 9:50 pm | #
"I ask that you bear my seed."
Now THAT'S a line!
watertiger
Maybe he means in a nice little carrying case.
Marcia Brady ∞ |
03.11.06 - 9:50 pm | #
"I ask that you bear my seed."
There is room in our cooler. Use the sterile plastic ampullae on the table to your right.
kei & yuri |
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03.11.06 - 9:50 pm | #
See, all they have to do down in the labyrinth is say "Candyman" 5 times...
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 9:50 pm | #
I hate to point this out, but Tony Todd doesn't really look, um, Greek.
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 9:50 pm | #
Damn, too slow. Should've left out the line about the ampullae.
kei & yuri |
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03.11.06 - 9:51 pm | #
Oh, like that scene was directly ripped off from "Raiders of the Lost Ark."
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 9:51 pm | #
Wish I could say the same about my own stab at married life--actually, my foolish optimism over the last 18 months was fueled in large part because I figured nothing I was experiencing was as bad as my parents had to deal with. Guess I was wrong.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
My first marriage lasted perhaps 12 months, and most of that was due to my own denial.
rorschach |
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03.11.06 - 9:51 pm | #
Damn, too slow. Should've left out the line about the ampullae.
What was that about an ampillang?
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 9:51 pm | #
I hate to point this out, but Tony Todd doesn't really look, um, Greek.
he's got big boobies, tho.
Not as big as Jayne Mansfield's...
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 9:52 pm | #
Wish I could say the same about my own stab at married life--
Hey, darling. I'm sorry it didn't work out.
Online, you're cool and smart and concerned.
pie |
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03.11.06 - 9:52 pm | #
I really did want to see the minotaur in modern times.
I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
rorschach |
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03.11.06 - 9:52 pm | #
And then Theo befriended the Minotaur...
Turns out it had a thorn stuck in one of its hooves...
Eli
"You know, if the world's only 12,000 years old and dinosaurs existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point.
"And lo, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus, with a splinter in his paw. And O, the disciples did run a-shrieking: 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw, and the big lizard became his friend.
"And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O, so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. And O, Scotland did praise the Lord."
Oooh, Tony Todd got a manicure!
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 9:53 pm | #
90% of everyone in this movie looks like an unkempt Valerie Bertinelli.
"I would rather lie with the slaves and the lepers than bear your child!"
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F) |
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03.11.06 - 9:53 pm | #
Marcia,
Yep. Kinda like how we have the artichoke thing.
annieangel |
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03.11.06 - 9:53 pm | #
"I would rather die with the beast."
Houston, we have a problem...
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress |
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03.11.06 - 9:53 pm | #
My first marriage lasted perhaps 12 months, and most of that was due to my own denial.
Ours lasted 4 years. I figured if I supported the S2BX as she did whatever she wanted, that would earn me some Good Behavior Days. So much for all that talk about being equal partners and shit.
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:53 pm | #
bigvic - that was Coffee and Cigarettes - this is a much older film.
JeffCO
Ah Ha! Your are correct, my dear. Loved that movie!
bigvic |
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03.11.06 - 9:53 pm | #
"Why does my sister reject me? Does the back of my hand smell funny?"
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 9:53 pm | #
Is there any reason why I should know who Tony Todd is?
Crap, the teen is demanding attention. Where can I sign up for one of those sacrifice thingies?
Marcia Brady ∞ |
03.11.06 - 9:54 pm | #
Nessie is a Pleisiosaur.
kei & yuri |
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03.11.06 - 9:54 pm | #
Frist Leads '08 Hopefuls in GOP Poll
By RON FOURNIER, AP Political Writer
MEMPHIS, Tenn. - With home-field advantage, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist placed first in an informal poll of 2008 presidential hopefuls at a Republican conference Saturday night.
The two-term Tennessee senator received 526 first-place votes, or 36.9 percent, at the Southern Republican Leadership Conference's "straw poll" sponsored by Hotline, a political digest. Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney finished second with 14.4 percent and Sen. George Allen of Virginia finished third, tied with President Bush who cannot seek a third term.
The results were not a surprise and were unlikely to impact the still-evolving 2008 presidential field. Frist was the only potential candidate who aggressively recruited delegates.
Sen. John McCain of Arizona, among the most popular Republicans in national surveys, threw a wrench in the polling Friday night by asking delegates to vote for Bush as a show of support. He finished a distant fifth.
Terry C, Coldplayer |
03.11.06 - 9:54 pm | #
Is there any reason why I should know who Tony Todd is?
"I would rather lay with the slaves of Atlantis than bear your child!"--"Minotaur" dailogue
Not lay, lie. Get your faux-archaic high diction right, sports
Draco |
03.11.06 - 9:55 pm | #
Buvage?
Assolletage.
JeffCO
Well I was expecting an amen on Tiziana and The Starmaker from JeffCO, but nevermind.
So Jeff. I get Cop 633 and Faye, and I suppose I get that Cop 233 and the woman in the wig are a sort of cinema verite seqway into the greater romantic story, but it seemed a bit odd. That said, Chungking Express seems a bit more hopeful than what follows, although I haven't seen In the Mood for Love yet.
Al Swearengen |
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03.11.06 - 9:55 pm | #
Buvage?
Assolletage.
JeffCO
Well I was expecting an amen on Tiziana and The Starmaker from JeffCO, but nevermind.
So Jeff. I get Cop 633 and Faye, and I suppose I get that Cop 233 and the woman in the wig are a sort of cinema verite seqway into the greater romantic story, but it seemed a bit odd. That said, Chungking Express seems a bit more hopeful than what follows, although I haven't seen In the Mood for Love yet.
Al Swearengen |
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03.11.06 - 9:55 pm | #
Well at least we still have medusa.
politica - angular |
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03.11.06 - 9:55 pm | #
Anyone who ever had fantasies of doing the Doublemint Twins, they've just been destroyed.
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress |
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03.11.06 - 9:55 pm | #
Oh, like that scene was directly ripped off from "Raiders of the Lost Ark."
I try to get up the same time every day -- that actually makes it easier for me now than changing my schedule all the time
Diane --
Wrestling didn't come up (although they were no lulls in the conversation) -- you want to hear the latest? I can't watch it here, of course, do I do try to check it onlione from time to time -- NOT the same (but still pretty funny)
Prior Aelred |
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03.11.06 - 9:55 pm | #
Online, you're cool and smart and concerned.
From now on, maybe I should just go for virtual relationships!
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:56 pm | #
Wish I could say the same about my own stab at married life-
NYMary summed it up (I'm paraphrasing): we either repeat or repair our parents' marriage when we make our choices.
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 9:56 pm | #
Crap, the teen is demanding attention. Where can I sign up for one of those sacrifice thingies?
I might be able to help.
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:57 pm | #
If I were 20 years younger, I'd be happy to have Tony Todd's child. I've always been a sucker for a great voice.
He did a few nice acting turns in Xena Warrior Princess. Shame he hasn't gone on to anything more high brow, but it provides a paycheck, I guess.
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03.11.06 - 9:57 pm | #
From now on, maybe I should just go for virtual relationships!
NTodd, King of Prickistan
Can I interject here? While I find the Internet a really, fairly good place to meet people (and I have taken the leap a number of times, and it's always been interesting, at a minimum!), don't get tied into the loneliness of "virtual" relationships.
Cybersex isn't sex. Neither is phone sex...
Make it worth your while, and if you get to know someone on line and find that you're compatible, make sure you meet in person. Don't hold up a virtual expectation of anyone, because it is, essentially, meaningless.
Just my two pennies.
/steps down from soap box.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
03.11.06 - 9:58 pm | #
I wish the goblin king would come and take me away to the goblin city, right now!
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03.11.06 - 9:59 pm | #
From now on, maybe I should just go for virtual relationships!
Well, we can imagine you without pants, but it won't give you any gratification.
virtual divorces are much easier on the virtual kids than the real thing
And it's not illegal to delete the virtual spouse.
That arrangement was hardly an equal partnership.
Yeah, well, I always have believed that relationships are asymmetrical at different times. I just didn't realize I wouldn't get "my turn".
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 9:59 pm | #
Who could take a labyrinth, sprinkle it with goo
Stock it with a minotaur and sacrifice or two...
JeffCO
You've been on a kind of roll here lately.
Al Swearengen |
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03.11.06 - 10:00 pm | #
"From this night on, every drop of virgin blood will sweeten your lips."
That really doesn't sound all that delicious.
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress |
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03.11.06 - 10:00 pm | #
Cybersex isn't sex.
Just wait until the safety issues of the CyberSex Suit are worked out!
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 10:00 pm | #
Considering that Loch Ness is an enclosed body of water that has been systematically seached with the finest technology for 70 years and nobody had come up with an ounce of evidence that a monster exists...seems to say there is no Nessie.
there's no way it can work if one of the parties isn't present.
True dat. Present both physically and emotionally. Well, the S2BX has got a lot of work to do, and as much as I might want to, I can't be a part of that.
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 10:03 pm | #
Tis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Or, as my fridge magnet says:
Tis better to have loved and lost than have to live with the psycho the rest of your life.
And that scene was particularly nasty.
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 10:04 pm | #
Minotaurs don't like whining!
Minotaurs are just and wise.
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 10:04 pm | #
Okay, THAT was kind of excellent!
fourlegsgood |
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03.11.06 - 10:04 pm | #
Meeting is only the beginning of separation.
Reminds us of this thing where we rejected certain watered-down forms of Buddhism as heartless shit intended to mock the suffering.
kei & yuri |
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03.11.06 - 10:04 pm | #
Jeebus but it's horny.
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spork_incident
That was very "Jacob's Ladder."
rorschach |
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03.11.06 - 10:04 pm | #
So Frist won the strawpoll? Good. It'll be that much sweeter when he's indicted for his games with his "seeing eye" trust.
I liked it and I'm guessing Eli did too.
fourlegsgood |
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03.11.06 - 10:04 pm | #
Al - I was very happy to see Faye reappear in 2046. And though I absolutely thing Kar-Wai is the most romantic filmmaker out there, that is different from hopeful. In The Mood For Love is glorious in its despair and unfulfilled longing.
JeffCO |
03.11.06 - 10:04 pm | #
Present both physically and emotionally
For real on that one. I love the guys who tell you that they really need you, but they're "emotionally unavailable."
My. favorite. kind. of. guy.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
03.11.06 - 10:04 pm | #
Have you guys seen the sci-fi commercial with the blow-up dog? That is awesome...
kei & yuri |
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03.11.06 - 10:05 pm | #
Our hero has a real Steve Perry kind of a vibe going on.
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F)
is the heroine named "sherri"?
olexicon,Sir Humpty |
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03.11.06 - 10:05 pm | #
Minotaurs are just and wise.
Though not as wise as centaurs.
fourlegsgood |
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03.11.06 - 10:05 pm | #
Tis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken heart
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 10:05 pm | #
Ahh, it's the old Saturday Night Special Ed class. How are y'all doing?
I'm liking this McNamara kid from Syracuse.
Toby Petzold |
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03.11.06 - 10:05 pm | #
I liked it and I'm guessing Eli did too.
Oh, fuck yeah. I was kinda expecting something like that, the way they were setting it up.
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 10:05 pm | #
Poets are both clean and warm,
And most are far above the norm.
Toby Petzold |
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03.11.06 - 10:06 pm | #
So creepy incest guy needs to die a particularly grisly death I think.
fourlegsgood |
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03.11.06 - 10:06 pm | #
If equal affection cannot be,
Then let the more loving one be me.
Auden
Should the wide world fall away,
Leaving black terror,
Limitless night,
Nor God, nor man, nor place to stand
Would be to me essential
If thou and thy white arms were there
And the fall to doom a long way.
Stephen Crane
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03.11.06 - 10:06 pm | #
Well, the S2BX has got a lot of work to do, and as much as I might want to, I can't be a part of that.
Too true. And you've gotta start moving away from the S2B in your mind and heart.
I wore my wedding ring, but on my right hand, for a while after we split...
Eventually, I threw it into Bayou St. John.
rorschach |
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03.11.06 - 10:06 pm | #
I love the guys who tell you that they really need you, but they're "emotionally unavailable."
My. favorite. kind. of. guy.
Then I am not for you. I always want to talk about feelings and shit. Perhaps that's why so many people think I'm gay or something.
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 10:07 pm | #
They found the monster's bedroom. Man, what a slob. I like the Star Wars jammies, though.
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F) |
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03.11.06 - 10:07 pm | #
Tony Todd has big boobies.
Yeah. It's kind of creepy.
He needs a reduction, I think.
fourlegsgood |
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03.11.06 - 10:07 pm | #
Emo Philips is gonna get it, too.
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 10:07 pm | #
I love a man who knows where to place his period.
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry |
03.11.06 - 10:11 pm | #
Oy, Mary and I never talk about feelings beyond "sleepy" or "thirsty" or "horny."
And that is why your marriage works for you!
Blow her a kiss for me, would ya?
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 10:11 pm | #
I wore my wedding ring, but on my right hand, for a while after we split...
The night I asked Stef to leave, I gave her my ring. I don't want it anymore. Plus I figure she could sell it along with her rather nice wedding/engagement ring and could invest the proceeds in her ranch business, so at least it would do some good.
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 10:11 pm | #
G'night, y'all.
I leave you with yet another Curly, and this one is unique.
♥
Jeffraham Prestonian |
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03.11.06 - 10:11 pm | #
That was snark.
Guess I didn't make my point all that well.
No, I got it.
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 10:11 pm | #
Isn't the minotaur supposed to be, like, partially human? And roughly human-sized?
Yeah, this movie is starting to seem kinda fakey.
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F) |
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03.11.06 - 10:12 pm | #
Tis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Or, as my fridge magnet says:
"Tis better to have loved and lost than have to live with the psycho the rest of your life."
watertiger
Watertiger!
I HAVE that magnet.
Right next to the one that says "EX-HUSBAND IN FREEZER."
Terry C, Coldplayer |
03.11.06 - 10:12 pm | #
I love a man who knows where to place his period.
Vicki
Better still, I know where to place my exclamation point!
rorschach |
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03.11.06 - 10:12 pm | #
Let's drink to our brief yet blissful marriage!
[sniff]
I want you back!
NTodd, King of Prickistan |
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03.11.06 - 10:12 pm | #
Imagine This: Dubya sings Imagine by John Lennon!
Steve O |
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03.11.06 - 10:12 pm | #
Better still, I know where to place my exclamation point!
rorschach
Well, I'm dying to exclaim, so get your happy ass over here!
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry |
03.11.06 - 10:12 pm | #
Yeah, go ahead and nomimate braindead worshipping cat killah frist.
Go right ahead.
fourlegsgood
He is gonna get SO squashed!
Terry C, Coldplayer |
03.11.06 - 10:13 pm | #
For those of you tuning in late: I guess that it was inevitable that someone other than yours truly would compare the Bush administration to the Sopranos. Maureen Dowd thinks so, too, in this scathing and funny new article about the Dubai ports deal.
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03.11.06 - 10:13 pm | #
Well, I'm dying to exclaim, so get your happy ass over here!
Vicki
I'd love to take the chance, but I'm married, so it's not my *
rorschach |
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03.11.06 - 10:14 pm | #
I wore my wedding ring, but on my right hand, for a while after we split...
Took my wedding ring off after the first year of marriage, and never put it back on (Don't wear jewelry).
But the funny thing, in the fifteen years since, not a person that knows I'm married has asked me where is my wedding ring.
chris/tx |
03.11.06 - 10:14 pm | #
Is Mary in labor?
fourlegsgood |
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03.11.06 - 10:14 pm | #
Why are they lounging when the Minotaur lurks yards away?
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 10:14 pm | #
so is the war over yet?
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03.11.06 - 10:14 pm | #
NTodd,
My marriage lasted from October of 1986 until October of 1992. We separated in April of 1991.
Sometimes, things just don't work out. My thoughts are with you, and I hope, that, like for me, the next time will be better.
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry |
03.11.06 - 10:14 pm | #
I guess that it was inevitable that someone other than yours truly would compare the Bush administration to the Sopranos.
Randi's been doing so over the air for quite some time.
JeffCO |
03.11.06 - 10:14 pm | #
annieangel, you are a filthy Whore of Babylon. You need to come work for me at the Vatican.
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03.11.06 - 10:15 pm | #
Al Swearengen | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 9:55 pm
I'm a big fan of Wong Kar-Wei. He and Wes Anderson are currently my favorite directors because they have such affection toward their characters.
Quentin T might be the formal sophisticate, and a master of sensation, but his human touch is erratic.
"In the Mood for Love" shows Wong at his gloomiest. There's little of the wacky fun of "Chungking Express" or "Fallen Angels," the most deliriously romantic of Wong's movies (my favorite).
Instead there's romantic frustration carried out in a gloomy formal urban landscape with lots of rain and claustrophobia. One of the saddest comic scenes occurs in a western-style steakhouse, where the would-be lovers don't know how to use the silverware and don't like the looks of the ill-cooked steaks.
A great movie, of course, but I pre the magical Wong to the lovelorn one
Draco |
03.11.06 - 10:15 pm | #
Al - I was very happy to see Faye reappear in 2046. And though I absolutely thing Kar-Wai is the most romantic filmmaker out there, that is different from hopeful. In The Mood For Love is glorious in its despair and unfulfilled longing.
JeffCO
Hopeful is probably not the right word. She shows up at the end and they resolve to continue. It resolves happily in other words. 2046 does not, of course. It’s just the opposite in fact. It’s relentless search for that thing that’s missing. You never actually get to see it by way of flashback so you never really know what it was.
Chungking was indeed romantic. I don't really think of 2046 as romantic, however. It's much more pessimistic, or nihistic perhaps. I liked it, but it's totally different except for style.
Lots of homage to Bladerunner in Chungking don’t you think? He was clearly influenced a lot by it.
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Al Swearengen |
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03.11.06 - 10:15 pm | #
Wait - did Robinson Crusoe here just appear out of nowhere?
Eli |
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03.11.06 - 10:15 pm | #
She's gonna call the doctor soon.
Ai-yeeeee!
Sunday's Child is full of grace, no?
March 12, 2006. I say, 12:43 p.m.
watertiger |
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03.11.06 - 10:15 pm | #
Owls have been sighted Or Cited or sited?
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Why are they lounging when the Minotaur lurks yards away?
A great movie, of course, but I pre the magical Wong to the lovelorn one
Draco | 03.11.06 - 10:15 pm | #
Prefer, not pre. Bad lazy Draco, not previewing
Draco |
03.11.06 - 10:17 pm | #
It sucks getting old. I spend half the day on the crapper now.
Benedict XVI |
03.11.06 - 10:17 pm | #
I guess that it was inevitable that someone other than yours truly would compare the Bush administration to the Sopranos.
Randi's been doing so over the air for quite some time.
JeffCO
Or "Good Fellows" or "The Godfather."
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03.11.06 - 10:17 pm | #
Sunday's Child is full of grace, no?
March 12, 2006. I say, 12:43 p.m.
watertiger
Tuesday's Child is full of grace.
But the child who is born on the Sabbath day
Is blythe and bonny and winsome and gay.
Marcia Brady ∞ |
03.11.06 - 10:18 pm | #
Draco: what is this previewing of which you speak?
ProfWombat |
03.11.06 - 10:19 pm | #
Fallen Angels, the most deliriously romantic of Wong's movies (my favorite).
Hadn't thought of adding it, but now I will. Thanks Draco
Al Swearengen |
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03.11.06 - 10:21 pm | #
please don't deny me adolf giuliani being chewed up by opponents and the media. i've been looking so forward to it, waiting for all the 9/11 related scandals to come spilling out. bernie kerik was just a preview of what giuliani has coming to him.
jello |
03.11.06 - 10:22 pm | #
Al - I mean 'romantic' more in the idealistic sense that may be strived for but never attained. And frequently unceremoniously quashed. I hope you get a chance at some point to have a Kar-Wai marathon and watch the characters develop over time. They may be happy from time to time, but love is elusive. As TMBG said, "No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful. Everbody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful. They want what they're not, and I wish they would stop." Kar-Wai lays bare in lush tones why we never stop.
JeffCO |
03.11.06 - 10:26 pm | #
If you haven't seen "Fallen Angels," I won't give too much away. Just this as a hint: One of the characters is near-mute, possibly by obstinate choice, and each night he steals a pushcart from some street vendor. He goes around making money, but only pockets enough to last him the next day. The pushcart owners return the next morning to find themselves wealthier.
Draco |
03.11.06 - 10:27 pm | #
They may be happy from time to time, but love is elusive.
Are you saying art imitates life?
Al Swearengen |
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03.11.06 - 10:27 pm | #
JeffCO--Not to be pedantic, but you seem a bit confused about Chinese names. The director's surname is Wong. Kar-Wei or Kar-Wai is his given name.
Almost all Chinese surnames are one syllable, if that provides any future help
Glad to see you like Wong's movies
Draco |
03.11.06 - 10:30 pm | #
Kar-Wai seems to have a real talent for infusing his work with emotional truth. We can settle, we can hold out, we can get lucky, we can pass time, we can forget we're looking, but ultimately in our heart of hearts we know love when we're in it. But even when we are wise enough to sacrifice everything for love, our ever present fear of losing it again usually screws us.
JeffCO |
03.11.06 - 10:34 pm | #
I just wanna have someting to do to nite!
Hanging out all by myself
I don't wanna be with anyone else
I just wana be with you
tonight
tonight
tonight
(one the best songs ever!)
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03.11.06 - 10:35 pm | #
JeffCO--Not to be pedantic, but you seem a bit confused about Chinese names. The director's surname is Wong. Kar-Wei or Kar-Wai is his given name.
I know, I'm just being lazy and personal. There was an amusing discussion along these lines in Ebert's Answer Man column.
Q. Replying to my Answer Man letter about Chinese name order, you asked about my own name. My family name is Zhang, given name Mengmeng. But I go by Mengmeng Zhang because I've been here for many years and that's how I think of myself in English. I'm not sure really how it should be done in the West. A slight correction again in regards to whether Zhang Ziyi or Ziyi Zhang is more popular. If you do the search on Google using quotes, so it only searches the exact phrase, "Zhang Ziyi" beats "Ziyi Zhang" 2.4 million to about 600,000. - Mengmeng Zhang, South Bend, Ind.
A. Note to self and copy editors: It's "Zhang Ziyi" from now on, except when the movie credits have it the other way, which is most of the time.
We can settle, we can hold out, we can get lucky, we can pass time, we can forget we're looking, but ultimately in our heart of hearts we know love when we're in it....
JeffCO
That comes across much more in Chungking whereas 2046 is much more cynical, nihilistic IMO, and in stark contrast to say, Gilliam's Brazil which was at it's core a love story of similar end, although the relationship was captured more from a Chungking angle.
I see the end to 2046 in much the same way I see the end to Brazil, only without the subtext.
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Al Swearengen |
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03.11.06 - 10:50 pm | #
Actually, maybe that was just a cheap excuse to mention my favoite dour ending to a lovestory.
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