I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
O_o
Yay!
Um, that is a creepy cartoon.
And don't look up my skirt...
Hello - among the first?
Is that Beetle Bailey's sperm?
Good eeeeevening.
Fuck Me!
He's SO full of shit!
And look at the face.
Total idiot!
http://www.comcast.net/news/
poli...vqh=itn_adviser
Oh, gah.
That is horrifying. And about what I'd expect from what I know about my local fundies.
The doctor is telling Mary to stay home, go in if anything changes. I bet we'll go in tomorrow morning early.
I imagine it would hurt to be impaled like that.
The minotaur's horns seem to be filled with Smuckers preserves, which he smears mercilessly on his victimns!
The doctor is telling Mary to stay home, go in if anything changes. I bet we'll go in tomorrow morning early.
I guess that's good. It means you can watch the end of the movie.
The threads are coming fast and thick.
.
The doctor is telling Mary to stay home, go in if anything changes. I bet we'll go in tomorrow morning early.
I stand by my prediction.
And the Minotaur looks like a mangy, skinny dog with horns.
Does anyone know whether WGG has actually been banned from Eschaton?
The minotaur's horns seem to be filled with Smuckers preserves, which he smears mercilessly on his victimns!
I wish I knew what this meant, mostly because I like jam.
My sperm are "scared", too.
The minotaur's horns seem to be filled with Smuckers preserves, which he smears mercilessly on his victimns!
With a name like Minotaur it has to be good!
.
The minotaur's horns seem to be filled with Smuckers preserves, which he smears mercilessly on his victimns!
You know, he kind of looks like one of those hairless dogs, only gigantic.
And with horns.
Ride the Minotaur!
I'm sure there's a Styx song like that.
Gee whiz! I posted a couple of pics two threads below of the Prior's cat, Booger, and his street.
Check it out.
And don't look up my skirt...
Oh, sorry.
Whoops, there go some sacred sperm!
Know what's really freaky? As a judge, he'd have had no compunction at all about throwing somone in jail for doing what he did. These folks have the most disconnected brains in the world. I'm sorry to say Virginia seems to have spawned him.
Uh oh. It's a flaming minotaur!
And the Minotaur is TOAST!
Did the minotaur actually literally screech to as halt?
.
Oh NOOOO!!
His titties got burnt off!
These folks have the most disconnected brains in the world.
Do as I say, not as I do.
And the hero and heroine were boiled like a couple of teabags.
So what the HELL is up with the magic keychain?
This movie is confusing, but extremely irritating.
And the Minotaur is TOAST!
Seems appropriate, if in fact his horns ARE filled with Smuckers preserves.
Whoops, there go some sacred sperm!
NTodd, King of Prickistan
Quick! Put it in the refrigerator!
Oddly, I'm craving some BBQed steak.
Does Mistah Kurtz know how his show is being pimped by Assrocket?
Media Alert
I will be on CNN's Reliable Sources with Howard Kurtz tomorrow morning at 9:00 central time, 10:00 eastern. We'll be talking about the ongoing criminal investigations into illegal leaks of classified information about the NSA's international terrorist surveillance program and the formerly-secret detention centers in eastern Europe, and the resulting legal jeopardy to reporters, editors, etc. As of a couple of days ago, Michael Isikoff of Newsweek and a representative of a reporters' First Amendment group were scheduled to be on with me. Should be fun.
As a judge, he'd have had no compunction at all about throwing somone in jail for doing what he did. These folks have the most disconnected brains in the world. I'm sorry to say Virginia seems to have spawned him.
Yep.
I can't believe the idiots bush wants to put on the federal bench.
It's insane.
Sssssssssssmokin'!
Well, we've all had steak repeat on us sometimes, haven't we? Especially when it's too well done.
It's sperm genocide at my place.
And at long last, some notchy Notch-ear goodness.
kurtz loves his assrocket
In the end this will be two hours of my life I'll never get back.
.
What is it with creatures and people getting burned alive and yet being magically able to get up and run around?
Now that's irritating.
Well, I'd better go to bed. Dog is walked, Nyquil is kicking in, and I really need to kill some sperm.
In the end this will be two hours of my life I'll never get back.
.
spork_incident
Eh, you would've wasted it anyway.
kurtz loves his assrocket
Coming up on "Reliable Sources: After Hours".
Eeewwww.
In the end this will be two hours of my life I'll never get back.
.
spork_incident
You coulda spent the time learning Spanish or something...
Well, I'd better go to bed. Dog is walked, Nyquil is kicking in, and I really need to kill some sperm.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
Good night. Happy hunting!
kurtz loves his assrocket
I'm not sure which of them is more irritating or more idiotic.
Eh, you would've wasted it anyway.
Touche'.
.
Well, I'd better go to bed. Dog is walked, Nyquil is kicking in, and I really need to kill some sperm.
NTodd
Don't forget the lube! ... G'night!
Well, I'd better go to bed. Dog is walked, Nyquil is kicking in, and I really need to kill some sperm.
Don't forget the Puffs Plus™!
The doctor is telling Mary to stay home, go in if anything changes. I bet we'll go in tomorrow morning early.
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F)
Sean Patrick anxious to say 'hi' is he?
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Posted a pic of Prior down on the McCain thread, too (I had his permission to do so).
Don't forget the Puffs Plus™!
watertiger
Um.. what? Hello?
Bounty. The quicker sperm-picker upper. Duh.
I guess I should wake up lion kitty and give you guys your plushy fix.
Don't forget the lube! ... G'night!
radsaq, sciuromancer | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 10:54 pm | #
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Well, I'd better go to bed. Dog is walked, Nyquil is kicking in, and I really need to kill some sperm.
Don't forget the Puffs Plus™!
watertiger
Don't forget... um... how to masturbate!
Cspan3 has a roundtable discussion group from 1988 on the Reagan legacy.
Participants include Russell Kirk.
Ohhhh!!
Mortuary!!
Okay the Double Twin Mints commercial has replaced the Burger King (King) as creepy ad of the month.
Um.. what? Hello?
Bounty. The quicker sperm-picker upper. Duh.
radsaq, sciuromancer
Is there a book of tips about this kind of thing, or is it all self-taught?
Don't forget the Puffs Plus™!
He's not having the sperm euthanised, he's dropping them off at the Kleenex farm, where they'll be free to roam.
Anyways, they printed my thesis this morning I submitted to my local fish wrap.
Does anyone know whether WGG has actually been banned from Eschaton?
rorschach
maybe he pissed off tena?
Oooooh, "Mortuary." Based on a Faulkner screenplay!
Or not.
Ya know, I really don't want to hear about anyone's sperm.
So Rutger Hauer really didn't figure very prominently in this film, did he.
Tomorrow I will go to Duane Reade and buy a veritable plethora of sperm-killing supplies.
I can't imagine WGG getting banned.
I can't believe the idiots bush wants to put on the federal bench.
It's insane.
fourlegsgood
Not from their point of view. Their nominations will appease the fundies and keep them safely voting rethug. Plus they're all for a unitary executive so Cheney and his puppet can run the show anyway they want to.
Money and power for the made guys, women under control and pregnant for the fundies -- and a royal fucking over for the 'liberals'.
Its a perfect storm.
Based on a Faulkner screenplay!
Or not.
Hee hee.
I swear I'm going to write a horror screen play.
So Rutger Hauer really didn't figure very prominently in this film, did he.
watertiger
Was Lance Henrickson in it, too?
The doctor is telling Mary to stay home, go in if anything changes. I bet we'll go in tomorrow morning early.
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F)
Thanks for the update.
Ya know, I really don't want to hear about anyone's sperm.
But they lack vocal cords! Someone must speak on their behalf!
So Rutger Hauer really didn't figure very prominently in this film, did he.
He got a paycheck nonetheless.
.
what (roughly) is Woody supposed to have said to get banned?
Oh, tall booby guy still lives.
Well, I'd better go to bed. Dog is walked, Nyquil is kicking in, and I really need to kill some sperm.
NTodd, King of Prickistan
Try not to shoot them in the face.
Or something.
Woman Sells Ad Rights to Pregnancy on eBay
By Associated Press
Sat Mar 11, 3:20 AM
ST. LOUIS - If the human body is the last frontier for advertising space, then St. Louis resident Asia Francis is helping chart new territory _ the big, pregnant belly. Francis, 21, auctioned off the advertising rights to her pregnancy on eBay. The winning bid of $1,000 went to a California Internet company, giving it exclusive rights to temporarily tattoo its brand-name on Francis's belly and broadcast the birth of her daughter live on the Internet. The baby is due any day. The concept of a human billboard is hardly new. Twenty-one year old Andrew Fischer of Omaha, Neb., earned more than $37,000 last year by bearing a corporate logo on his forehead for a month. Michele Hutchison of Lanhorne, Pa., auctioned ad rights for her baby's clothing on eBay last year, seeking $1,000 for a months' lease. For big companies, the idea is simple. Do something outrageous or strange, grab some media attention and cut through the clutter of advertising messages that bombards consumers. "It's a well-held theory in the advertising industry that the average person on the street receives up to 3,000 branded messages a day," said Floyd Hayes, whose New York advertising firm, Cunning Communications, specializes in media stunts.
The pregnant belly is prime real estate for auction because its likely to get people talking, Hayes said. "If they were to buy the free coverage they will receive for this, it would cost them many times more the fee they paid the person," he said.
But they lack vocal cords! Someone must speak on their behalf!
SteveNS
I am the Lorax! I speak for the seeds!
Tomorrow I will go to Duane Reade and buy a veritable plethora of sperm-killing supplies.
res ipsa loquitur
I feel fairly certain that sperm killing will remain legal in the state of New York for the foreseeable future.
Tonight's JLU episode was essentially all the female characters fighting eachother.
what (roughly) is Woody supposed to have said to get banned?
nick carraway
Woody? Banned?
No!
Oh, man. A little fratricide anyone?
You know, I;ve come to love these characters in Minotaur... Theo, Denise, Vanessa...
the NSA's international terrorist surveillance program
Nice try, propagandist.
what (roughly) is Woody supposed to have said to get banned?
nick carraway
I've no idea, but he's left a comment on my blog saying he's been blocked from coming here for 36 hours or so now. So I'm curious.
If we have to be Sperm Sensitive, does that mean I have to give up briefs and start wearing boxers?
Cspan3 has a discussion group on a book called the 'Neocon Reader'.
It's an important volume on contemporary american political thought featuring the leading lights of Neoconservatism.
You know, I;ve come to love these characters in Minotaur... Theo, Denise, Vanessa...
Thers, Insolent Partisan (F)
Don't forget adorable little Rudy.
I feel fairly certain that sperm killing will remain legal in the state of New York for the foreseeable future.
Marcia Brady ∞
You never know. We don't even have no-fault divorce here owing to the influence of the papists.
Is there a book of tips about this kind of thing, or is it all self-taught?
Marcia Brady
Self-taught. It's an art form, really.
You know, I;ve come to love these characters in Minotaur... Theo, Denise, Vanessa...
Chief!
McCloud.
.
Does anyone know whether WGG has actually been banned from Eschaton?
rorschach
what, really? I'll try to dig up his email... huh.
Re WGG:
It's just a haloscan glitch. It's happened to me before.
Tonight's JLU episode was essentially all the female characters fighting eachother.
Rrrrowr! Super-powered catfight!
They've only got 3 minutes to sail back across the sea and see Rutger Hauer.
I so totally want to see billboards in South Dakota with the wire-hanger logo.
So the Reign of the Bull-God faded into legend, meaning a crappy cable quickie?
If we have to be Sperm Sensitive, does that mean I have to give up briefs and start wearing boxers?
EkCenTriK
I believe going commando while wearing a kilt will be required.
So much for that.
.
Jeez, that's a big heavy to lay on a guy. Used to be, I only had to worry my grandparents were seeing me from up in heaven doing that. Now I find out it's murder, too.
WGG/konopelli is a great guy and one of our earliest and besides Tena (the file in which we save our favorite comments is actually called "konop").
Sasquatch!!
Now, can we get back to talking about sperm?
Or, go down to the end of the McCain thread and catch my photos of the Prior and Abbey Road.
"I believe going commando while wearing a kilt will be required.
Marcia Brady"
Man, that is going to kill the Leather and Vinyl seating industry.
The winning bid of $1,000 went to a California Internet company
I didn't figure Trojan would be interested.
wgg banned? hard to believe.
I'd tend to agree with Vicki- Haloscan can be kind of a rollercoaster- right now, I can't get into Rorschach's comments. Have the same trouble at Attaturk's & other places sometimes.
Too many blank lines?
I'm just trying to quote a song.
The question to pose to every pro-lifer who holds that fertilized eggs are human lives:
If you were in a burning building and had to choose between saving a Petri dish with 3 fertilized eggs in it, or saving one 3 month old baby, which would you choose?
I believe going commando while wearing a kilt will be required.
As a member of Clan MacNeil, I think I can make this work.
(the file in which we save our favorite comments is actually called "konop").
kei & yuri
You have a file? That's kind of cool.
"ABSTINENCE-ONLY EDUCATION DOESN'T WORK"
It's also responsible for even more STDs.
I believe going commando while wearing a kilt will be required.
Marcia Brady ∞
It's the Scottish in her?
$1000 for advertising on pregnant bellies? Sounds like a wingnut anti-abortion scam to me.
just remember, every sperm could potentially grow up and shoplift from target. (target??)
Open the daur
Get on the flaur
Everybody walk the Minotaur
I believe going commando while wearing a kilt will be required.
Marcia Brady
You know what Scotsmen wear under their kilts?
Humans puny and weak! Says who? Sasquatch!
Sasquatch. Subtitled This guy's bestest friend.
As a member of Clan MacNeil, I think I can make this work.
SteveNS
Yay! I'm a Carnegie. Although I think the girls will have to wear chastity belts.
You have a file? That's kind of cool.
Heh. We all have a file by now.
You have a file? That's kind of cool.
I have one, too. It contains more than one Uncle Smokes comment, Shawk's knotty-pine-dinette-set-shoved-up-an-elected-
official's-ass New Year's eve comment, and a poem by Thers.
"I believe going commando while wearing a kilt will be required.
As a member of Clan MacNeil, I think I can make this work.
SteveNS "
On the upside, the sale of modesty panels for the office are going to skyrocket.
just remember, every sperm could potentially grow up and shoplift from target. (target??)
pretzelattack
He was probably saving up so he could join the cool kids club with all the other guys with fake charities.
Humans puny and weak! Says who? Sasquatch!
I dunno, sounds more like Hulkspeak to me.
just remember, every sperm could potentially grow up and shoplift from target. (target??)
The key is they won't be able to shoplift EC from Target.
You know what Scotsmen wear under their kilts?
rorschach
Noooooo! Not this again!
People have files? Surely they must be filled with Notchy goodness?
Wait till they start the one sperm one egg meme. There will be no tolerance for failure.
Sasquatch. Subtitled This guy's bestest friend.
You're setting your VCR for Godzilla vs. Megaguiron or whatever that was at 3?
Yay! I'm a Carnegie. Although I think the girls will have to wear chastity belts.
Marcia Brady ∞
As long as I get to carry the master Key, that's OK too.
You know what Scotsmen wear under their kilts?
rorschach
The best answer I've heard is "Your wife's lipstick."
"The Fortune Cookie" is on.
Walter Matthau playing a guy named GINGRICH.
A very shady attorney named Gingrich.
Wow, that Neko Case can really sing the crap out of a song, can't she?
Ask Simels, he'll tell you it's so.
The best answer I've heard is "Your wife's lipstick."
Marcia Brady
God I get a proverbial hard on for a regimental Scot.
The best answer I've heard is "Your wife's lipstick."
Marcia Brady
I was gonna say "Your mother's" but the concept is the same...
This guy's bestest friend.
watertiger
why does his head always seem ready to just tumble off of his shoulders?
You're setting your VCR for Godzilla vs. Megaguiron or whatever that was at 3?
Eli
I love those goddamn Japanese monster movies!
God, I hope Atrios doesn't own a kilt...I may have just embarrassed myself.
Has someone drawn up the Sperm's Rights Act yet?
WHOAH NO
THERE GOES TOKYO
Sasquatch. Subtitled This guy's bestest friend.
Meh. Cartman just got a kickass Trapper Keeper!
God I get a proverbial hard on for a regimental Scot.
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry
Kilt, sporran, bagpipes...
Dammit, where are my kneesocks?
I dunno, sounds more like Hulkspeak to me. -SteveNS
Meet Hulky, who's smashed most everywhere, from government labs to new Times Square; but Sasquatch's only seen the sights a yeti can see from Northwest heights: what a crazy pair!
Dammit, where are my kneesocks?
SteveNS
Fuck those knee socks! Slap that bodhran silly!
How about Feingold in a kilt?
I'm done, she's a lesbian...
Subtitled This guy's bestest friend.
watertiger
He's drunk off his ass in that photo!
God I get a proverbial hard on for a regimental Scot.
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry
Vicki, when don't you get a proverbial hard-on?
Fuck those knee socks! Slap that bodhran silly!
I got no rhythm, but I'll giv'r a shot.
So has anyone else mentioned Jane's cunt-punching of Judy Fucking Miller yet?
If so, apologies...
Vicki, when don't you get a proverbial hard-on?
Al Swearengen
Yer just jealous!
God I get a proverbial hard on for a regimental Scot.
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry
You've seen that portrait of some Scots regiment with the Queen, right? Someone here posted the link before.
Vicki, when don't you get a proverbial hard-on? -Al Swearengen
When she really needs one!
*ducks*
Heal!!!
Ooops! Did I spell that wrong?
So has anyone else mentioned Jane's cunt-punching of Judy Fucking Miller yet?
I want to have Jane Hamsher's baby.
Does it make any difference in this case whether Claude Allen is a black man?
To people who are already inclined to think that a black man is more likely than a white man to thieve, this will make little difference.
Yer just jealous!
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry
Hey, nothing wrong with a robust libido. It's a sign of physical health.
But it still hangs around Bush the Younger's neck, regardless.
your time is not now. it's later.
why does his head always seem ready to just tumble off of his shoulders?
focus, it's what I do
Because there's nothing in it?
God I get a proverbial hard on for a regimental Scot.
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry
...does it persist for more than 4 hours?
Claude Allen is a black man?
...does it persist for more than 4 hours?
focus, it's what I do
It lasts all night!
Thanks Toby, for the entrenched racist point of view. After the break, Tom will have the Accuweather forecast.
So has anyone else mentioned Jane's cunt-punching of Judy Fucking Miller yet?
Sweeeet.
Judy was, is and continues to be full of shit and if anyone can find an allegation that was worse than anything she actually did I'd sure love to see it.
(...Let's try that again
Heal!
Ooops! Did I spell that right... or right enough....? [sigh]
How about Feingold in a kilt?
catnip
Please tell me you're not his campaign manager.
God I get a proverbial hard on for a regimental Scot.
You mean like this guy?
It lasts all night!
Is it hot in here...???
Toby gives me a puffy.
Evening, all.
I've been gone for a few hours...
What's up with the Blessed Event?
The gayest image ever is John Cleese as a Scotsman on a horse. Remember that with the blonde beard and the Prince Valiant do? Ha, ha.
Claude Allen is a black man?
i would say brown or tan.
It lasts all night!
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry
whoa, you should really call a doctorate... hey wait I'm one.
I'm all for going back to the belief that each sperm contains a homunculus that was an itsi bitsi fully formed baby.
I guess they duked it out for who got the egg.
It lasts all night!
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry
For some reason, perhaps my advancing age, I'm frightened by this comment.
Just being bored. You?
Please tell me you're not his campaign manager.
Marcia Brady
Just floating trial balloons.
I'm all for going back to the belief that each sperm contains a homunculus that was an itsi bitsi fully formed baby.
Why not just go all the way and believe in the stork?
The gayest image ever is John Cleese as a Scotsman on a horse. Remember
that with the blonde beard and the Prince Valiant do? Ha, ha.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 11:20 pm | #
Wow...the Little Sociopath(TM) is
here.
Hey Tobes:
How about that port deal!!!?
Bush is the most brilliant foreign
policy guy ever!!!!!!!!
Before I retire for the evening, I have one question:
Why is Lance Henriksen in this movie?!?!
Why is Lance Henriksen in this movie?!?!
Because he's in every bad movie!
That's why I asked you about him upthread.
Steve Simels,
Visit the McCain thread, and you'll find a picture of Prior, one of the abbey cat, Booger, and his famous street sign, "Abbey/Hoffman."
What's feverish in this swamp tonight?
Hey Tobes:
How's that re-nativization of the
Republican Party going?
What a frickin' coup for Bush!!!!
steve s. -- Have you picked up Neko Case's "Fox Confessor Brings the Flood" yet? Just came out this week.
So has anyone else mentioned Jane's cunt-punching of Judy Fucking Miller yet?
I heart the Jane woman. She's the best thing to happen to blogs all year.
She throws a good cock punch, too, if I may add.
Thanks Toby, for the entrenched racist point of view. JeffCO
if it's the case that Toby's is here and WGG is banned, I am gonna find away to right this bizzaro universe... with extreme prejudice.
That's why I asked you about him upthread.
Sorry, I was brushing my teeth.
Bush is the most brilliant foreign
policy guy ever!!!!!!!!
steve simels
Few have succeeded at foreign policy to the extent Bush has, if you quantify success based on the number of other countries that hate us.
I guess they duked it out for who got the egg.
Assistant Anger Manager
I'm pretty sure the theory didn't allow for any input on the woman's part. Except if the baby was a girl, then it was all the woman's doing.
What's up with the Blessed Event?
steve simels
Nothing yet. Might not be til morning.
bigvic, I ♥ you!
Just sayin', thanks for the kind words earlier!
Hey Tobes:
The Republican Party: Official Organ
for racism, sexism, homophobia,
theocracy, torture and murder?
True of false!!!!!!
Another good reason to pay off your credit card: not only does it slow the economy, further impairing the ratings of the reclusive lunatic Bush and his thieves for Christ, but it raises a Homeland Security terror alert. Aah-oo-gah, aah-oo-gah, General Quarters, Joe Blow doesn't want another fuckin five-dollar latte!
The Bill of Rights is dead. Cache those arms.
Why would that guy have been banned? I thought he was a [non-dissenter].
I hope the blessed event doesn't happen until Friday, but that's just superstitious me.
They've only got 3 minutes to sail back across the sea and see Rutger Hauer.
Who, the sperm? What are we talking about here?
The Republican Party: Official Organ
for racism, sexism, homophobia,
theocracy, torture and murder?
True!
No False!
Waitaminute!
She throws a good cock punch, too, if I may add.
Someone should put together a compilation of her greatest cockpunches.
I still laugh thinking about some of 'em.
Hey Toby:
The War in Iraq:
Complete disaster?
Moderate disater?
or
We're all really fucked!
Give us an idea......
Does it make any difference in this case whether Claude Allen is a black man?
Only to the extent that it gives us two things to laugh about:
1) Black Republicans in general
2) He's a would-be federal judge Christian fundamentalist freak who got busted for the low-rent crime of "refund fraud."
Simels, the GOP is the party of homophobia. Clever of you to notice.
If WGG was banned, it was no doubt collateral damage. Not unlike being shot in the face.
SAS soldier quits Army in disgust at 'illegal' American tactics in Iraq
By Sean Rayment, Defence Correspondent
(Filed: 12/03/2006)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/.../12/
ixhome.html
An SAS soldier has refused to fight in Iraq and has left the Army over the "illegal" tactics of United States troops and the policies of coalition forces.
After three months in Baghdad, Ben Griffin told his commander that he was no longer prepared to fight alongside American forces.
He said he had witnessed "dozens of illegal acts" by US troops, claiming they viewed all Iraqis as "untermenschen" - the Nazi term for races regarded as sub-human.
The decision marks the first time an SAS soldier has refused to go into combat and quit the Army on moral grounds.
etc.
----
Duty, Honor, Country
-
2) He's a would-be federal judge Christian fundamentalist freak who got busted for the low-rent crime of "refund fraud."
res ipsa loquitur
Could you say that 10 or 20 more times? It still cracks me up every time I hear it.
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry, did you cause the monks to rethink their vows?
And did you have a good time today?
What's feverish in this swamp tonight?
It's more fetid than feverish, this evening.
Nite 'bats. Must rest up for another day of *Fighting the MAN.*
peace.
WGG wasn't banned.
Haloscan is having a glitch.
It used to happen to me all the time when I'd try to post from AOL.
I got the same banned message and everything.
He wrote me about it a day or so ago, and I told him my experience...but I think he doubts that Haloscan is just fucking with him.
Libby's new defense is spreading.
It's more fetid than feverish, this evening.
Fetid? hmmm, yes that sounds swampish to me.
Why not just go all the way and believe in the stork?
Well, in case you missed it (for Sallyh):
New evidence for the Theory of the Stork
Thomas Höfera, Hildegard Przyrembelb and Silvia Verlegerc
Paediatric & Perinatal Epidemiology (Volume 18 Page 88 - January 2004)
Data from Berlin (Germany) show a significant correlation between the increase in the stork population around the city and the increase in deliveries outside city hospitals (out-of-hospital deliveries). However, there is no correlation between deliveries in hospital buildings (clinical deliveries) and the stork population. The decline in the number of pairs of storks in the German state of Lower Saxony between 1970 and 1985 correlated with the decrease of deliveries in that area. The nearly constant number of deliveries from 1985 to 1995 was associated with an unchanged stork population (no statistical significance). However, the relevance of the stork for the birth rate in that part of Germany remains unclear, because the number of out-of-hospital deliveries in this area is not well documented. A lack of statistical information on out-of-hospital deliveries in general is a severe handicap for further proof for the Theory of the Stork.
The intended value (disclaimer): This article is not intended to disprove the value of serious epidemiological investigations. It is an example of how studies based on popular belief and unsubstantiated theory, seconded by low quality references and supported by coincidental statistical association could lead to apparent scientific endorsement. Insofar it is a humorous case study for education in perinatal epidemiology.
I think he doubts that Haloscan is just fucking with him.
Yes, he does indeed.
Simels, the War for Iraq is a disaster at exactly those moments when it's not a redemptive and necessary endeavor that will make the world better. Can't have a worthwhile future without occasional bursts of absolute horror and destruction, you know.
Bush, Cheney may visit Ohio
http://www.ohio.com/mld/ohio/new...ws/
14074387.htm
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry, did you cause the monks to rethink their vows?
And did you have a good time today?
doug, yippie
Nah. I wouldn't seduce a monk. I could get banned to the 7th layer of hell for that.
The monks were awesome kind, though, and it was a lovely afternoon.
Prior is so cool.
i'm still thinking about digby's point about consequence of the criminalization of abortion and am mourning the lost opportunities. this question could have been asked during the alito and roberts hearings. would they support the jailing of women if abortions were to become illegal? can you imagine if this point was raised during the debates? if kerry said something along the lines of not wanting to put women and doctors in jail for providing abortions.
did chris matthews, who came down extraordinarily hard on kucinich on this question (and tryed to paint kucinich as hysterical for not being able to name one republican who supported jail as a penalty) a sort of preemptive media conditioning warning dems not to broach the subject?
Heh. Wolcott:
Blonde on Blonde
Or rather blonde in blonde, given how obsessively wedged Debbie Schlussel's head is in Sharon Stone's silky yum-yum.
Schlussel--Dairy Queen's answer to Ann Coulter, the unthinking person's Monica Crowley--is incensed as only a rightwing blogger can be that the former star of Basic Instinct is making unauthorized noises about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict while visiting the Mid-East. Here is one of the incredibly insensitive, inflammatory things Stone did while on tour in Israel.
"During her visit, Stone played football with a mixed group of Israeli and Palestinian children on Wednesday and later visited Israeli hospitals that care for Palestinian children."
(snip)
The decision marks the first time an SAS soldier has refused to go into combat and quit the Army on moral grounds.
Good on him.
Maybe toby can take his place.
It's more fetid than feverish, this evening.
Fetid? hmmm, yes that sounds swampish to me.
doug, yippie
Rife with Mansquitoes!
Bush, Cheney may visit Ohio
http://www.ohio.com/mld/ohio/new...ws/ 14074387.htm
politica - anti-aspartame
Didn't you mean to post that Tin Soldiers and Nixon's coming?
WGG is usually a prick to me, as I recall, so I am indifferent to his glitchishness.
dems like leemings, as usual, willingly complied.
2) He's a would-be federal judge Christian fundamentalist freak who got busted for the low-rent crime of "refund fraud."
res ipsa loquitur
Could you say that 10 or 20 more times? It still cracks me up every time I hear it.
Dr. Wu | 03.11.06 - 11:27 pm
Yes, again and again, like the chorus in a Ray Stevens song.
-
well, there's your black tank top moment in "Sasquatch."
g'night and god bless.
He he. I just fucked up my last post.
An imaginary blow job for the first person to point it out.
And if the increase hits a certain percentage higher than that normal payment, Homeland Security has to be notified.
WTF?!
Calling all cars, calling all cars. fire at the house of the constitution!
For those interested, we are serving steak and black bean chili with cornbread.
We DeomKKKrats expect this behavior from these types of "people".
WGG is usually a prick to me, as I recall, so I am indifferent to his glitchishness.
Toby Petzold
Would someone please tell this maroon to spare us?
Simels, the War for Iraq is a disaster at exactly those moments when it's not a redemptive and necessary endeavor that will make the world better.
Jeebus, why talk to this moron?
Someone actually studied the Stork theory? What's next? "Cabbage Patches: Are there really babies in there or not?"
An imaginary blow job for the first person to point it out.
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry
No offense, but that's the least compelling reward I've ever heard.
I can imagine a blow job any time I want!
Does it make any difference in this case whether Claude Allen is a black man?
I kinda don't think so, since up till 23 seconds ago I didn't know he was...
Never having seen a pic.
For those interested, we are serving steak and black bean chili with cornbread.
We're dunking Girl Scout cookies.
Let's just say I'm really happy Claude Allen is out.
Good riddance to the bastard.
If WGG was banned, it was no doubt collateral damage. Not unlike being shot in the face.
Atrios shot that man in the face?
Not very sporting of him.
Ray Stevens? That shit makes me mad.
But why is every sperm scared? Are they near a nuclear power plant?
Dr. Wu, I eat my words, literally.
MMMMMmmmmmmmm..... silky yum-yums...... auauauauaughghghghghghgh
the "clum baby" episode of drawn together was hysterical.
Father Ted--we have Girl Scout cookies, in all the high fat kinds
These people would've condemned St.Mary. You know, it's been claimed she wasn't married to St.Joseph and they couldn't get a room at the inn because of that.
But why is every sperm scared? Are they near a nuclear power plant?
kei & yuri
Bush is storing them in jars in the WH basement.
WGG is usually a prick to me,
Toby Petzold
it seems all the male commenters here are just pricks to you
and I, for one, will not be objectified. twit.
Does it make any difference in this case whether Claude Allen is a black man?
It's a content of character thing, and besides, shouldn't we expect this kind of behavior from republicans?
Oh oh, the boy believed to be the Buddha is missing.
Simels, the War for Iraq is a disaster at exactly those moments when it's not a
redemptive and necessary endeavor that will make the world better. Can't have
a worthwhile future without occasional bursts of absolute horror and destruction,
you know.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 11:28 pm | #
Tobes: Did you really post that?
If so, the most incoherent and inane
ever. My congrats.....
For those interested, we are serving steak and black bean chili with cornbread.
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress
Carbohydrates! Nooooooooooooooo!
Two plates, please...
Dr. Wu, I eat my words, literally.
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry
tasty!
i>Can't have a worthwhile future without occasional bursts of absolute horror and destruction, you know.
Toby Petzold
I don't have the blood of thousands on my hands.
Oh oh, the boy believed to be the Buddha is missing.
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry
Somebody call Rita Cosby!
Oh oh, the boy believed to be the Buddha is missing.
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry
I wonder if his family will be on Larry King Live over and over again.
These people would've condemned St.Mary. You know, it's been claimed she wasn't married to St.Joseph and they couldn't get a room at the inn because of that.
Pitchforks and Torches
I bet God didn't pay a dime of child support, either.
Toby:
Get it through your neanderthal skull, fuckhead:
None of us like you. You, like all supporters of the deserting coward, are a natuaral serf, and are utterly unworthy of the freedoms that are enshrined in our Constitution. You've proven this repeatedly with your sheeplike bleats of approval for the incomptent twit's tyranny.
Fuck you, asshole.
Does it make any difference in this case whether Claude Allen is a black man
Yeah.
The hypocrisy level is VERY important.
And BTW -- as a Jew, I hate Jewish
Republicans even more.
Remember where you came from, you
self-hating twits!
Er, except for those millions of spermazoids...
Oh oh, the boy believed to be the Buddha is missing.
Maybe someone saw him on the road and killed him.
Oh oh, the boy believed to be the Buddha is missing.
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry
Is he a White Woman?
War "For" Iraq?
*that* is a new one to me...
Doozer--will that be with fat free sour cream, or the heart attack version?
I wouldn't seduce a monk
I didn't think you would.(respect for vows and all)
I was teasing you.
I've got Alex's (my son's) old crowd here tonight for some reason. I don't think this is around a school holiday, but there they are, about 15 of them, plotting...
These people would've condemned St.Mary. You know, it's been claimed she wasn't married to St.Joseph and they couldn't get a room at the inn because of that.
I have it on good authority that the innkeeper was in on the deal and sent them to the barn for protection. Romanes Eunt Domus!
Oh oh, the boy believed to be the Buddha is missing
...last seen hunting with Dick Cheney...developing...
You know - if the boy Buddha is truly missing, I'm fucked. I'll have to find a new religion.
Most grown-ups realize that things aren't all good or all evil.
And deeds that appear evil are actually done in the service of that which is good.
Steve--care to pass a glass of elitist Chardonnay to a nice goyische girl? I'm Bordeaux'd out.
Doug--they were hungry. That's why you've got them.
Maybe someone saw him on the road and killed him.
mr hostess
pfffft...
You know - if the boy Buddha is truly missing, I'm fucked. I'll have to find a new religion
No worries, he'll be back.
Well, moonbats, I'm going to kick back for a bit.
Put on the jammies, squeeze the cat, and pet the dog.
Peace and Love.
Steve--care to pass a glass of elitist Chardonnay to a nice goyische girl? I'm
Bordeaux'd out.
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 11:38 pm | #
Kiddo -- it's comin' at you through
a FalvorStraw.
The fundies also absolve themselves of the war treating it as some sort of abstract, over there type thing.
Night, Vicki.
No worries, he'll be back.
mr hostess
You are ON tonite! 
But why is every sperm scared?
kei & yuri
because the second-coming just might be into a sweat-sock...
Steve--care to pass a glass of elitist Chardonnay to a nice goyische girl? I'm
Bordeaux'd out.
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 11:38 pm | #
Kiddo -- it's comin' at you through
a FalvorStraw.
Oaked or unoaked?
Does Mistah Kurtz know how his show is being pimped by Assrocket?
I'd like to see Assrocket have to share the airtime with Jane Hamsher or ReddHead. My guess is that he'd drop the f-bomb and his sad little cabloid career would end in a trice.
Toby is using the Chewbacca Defense.
Kiddo -- it's comin' at you through
a FalvorStraw.
Oaked or unoaked?
rorschach
/G'night!
And BTW -- as a Jew, I hate Jewish
Republicans even more.
I regard that as an example of your own crypto-theocracism, Simels.
I do not apologize for the amount of space in this letter I intend to devote to telling you about Toby Petzoid. Perhaps before going on, I should describe Toby to you. Toby is chauvinistic, jaded, and rabid. Furthermore, he yearns to provide financial support to backwards banana republics and their presumptuous dictators. After hearing about his unbridled attempts to let deluded nymphomaniacs serve as our overlords, I was saddened. I was saddened that he has lowered himself to this level. To say otherwise would be power-hungry. Okay, this letter has become much too long so I'll just jump right to the punchline: The account I have just given of Toby Petzoid's modes of thought decidedly shows that it must be stated quite categorically that Toby doesn't know the difference between right and wrong.
And deeds that appear evil are actually done in the service of that which is good.
is toby defending the holocaust?
Most grown-ups realize that things aren't all good or all evil.
And deeds that appear evil are actually done in the service of that which is good.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 03.11.06 - 11:38 pm | #
Genius.
This way if we lose the Iraq war
that's okay.
And if we don't win it, that's also
okay.
Wow.....you rule!!!!
Who will liberate Iraq now?
Oh oh, the boy believed to be the Buddha is missing.
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry
He's a Nepali boy, not a missing white American woman. No hope for major news on this one.
Speaking of every sperm being sacred, the Duggars were on TLC tonight. If you have 17 kids, everyone seems to give you all kinds of stuff to help you get through your ordeal.
After hearing about his unbridled attempts to let deluded nymphomaniacs serve as our overlords, I was saddened
There's something wrong with deluded nymphomaniacs?
He wrote me about it a day or so ago, and I told him my experience...but I think he doubts that Haloscan is just fucking with him.
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry
The times Atrios sent Woody to his room, he usually said something, right? I think he still would.
Say something, that is...
He's a Nepali boy, not a missing white American woman. No hope for major news on this one.
Pitchforks and Torches
Now, now, be fair.
If he was killed in a shark attack, the media will take note!
"aren't all good or all evil"
was that a nuanced comment or what?
Shorter Toby: There is no dark side of the moon really; matter of fact, it's all dark.
See, Iraq is like when you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette.
Moral relativists posing as moral absolutists? Interesting.
If he was killed in a shark attack, the media will take note!
Are there land sharks in Nepal?
Prior is so cool.
I second that emotion. The Prior is the coolest of the cool. He kicks ass as a REAL Christian. Peace, love and true virtue. He's not one of those phoney sex obsessed monsters who want to dictate social mores. Like the Catholic church which protects child molesters. Crikey! We have become a nation of Pharasees. Wolves in sheep's clothing.
See, Iraq is like when you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette.
Ô¿Ô
Exactly. Thankfully, not mine....
Are there land sharks in Nepal?
JeffCO | 03.11.06 - 11:45 pm
Yes, they are in the lead.
"When I use a word," Toby said, in a rather scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less."
The account I have just given of Toby Petzoid's modes of thought decidedly shows that it must be stated quite categorically that Toby doesn't know the difference between right and wrong.
My first impression of him was when he recommended soaking dogs in lighter fluid and setting them on fire as a way to stop them from barking.
Nuff said.
And BTW -- as a Jew, I hate Jewish
Republicans even more.
Remember where you came from, you
self-hating twits!
steve simels
that drives me nuts when republican jews endulge in gaybaiting. they of all people should recognize when a targeted minority is being scapegoated. why is it they're not putting the shoe on the other foot? how would they feel this was another time and if conservatives wanted to bar jews from getting married?
"I did not join the British Army to conduct American foreign policy," [Griffin] said. He expected to be labelled a coward and to face a court martial and imprisonment after making what "the most difficult decision of my life" last March.
Instead, he was discharged with a testimonial describing him as a "balanced, honest, loyal and determined individual who possesses the strength of character to have the courage of his convictions".
I think that says it all, really.
Hey Tobes:
Fuck moral relativism...
When are you gonna be Bar Mitzvahed?
Doozer--will that be with fat free sour cream, or the heart attack version?
Sallyh, Cookie Monstress
The high test, please. It's almost carb-free...
The New Kremlinology: "I want to spend more time with my family."
I second that emotion. The Prior is the coolest of the cool. He kicks ass as a REAL Christian. Peace, love and true virtue.
Yes indeed! I was honored to be able to help him out with a reference for a sermon once. He's a good person, and those are all too rare these days.
Toby, I think you need to stay away from the Boy Scout troops.
moral absolutists recognizing shades of grey? unbelievable.
I'm not a Jew, Simels, however surprising that might be to you.
Make no mistake, I don't support this adminstration, but I do, though.
It appears that the Little Sociopath, hiding from the amassed crowds in Austin for SXSW, is now channelling the banality of 'jack'.
Didja like that post, catnip? I thought it was funny. Sad and demented, maybe, but still funny.
Kiddo -- it's comin' at you through
a FalvorStraw.
steve simels
Ever drink vodka that way?
Didja like that post, catnip? I thought it was funny. Sad and demented, maybe, but still funny.
Toby Petzold
Sad and demented nails it.
Seriously...
Did you guys know Toby is Jewish?
His Bar Mitzvah will happen in
Baghdad on the day we -- by which
I mean Bush -- wins the Glorious
Neverending War to Resubjugate
Brown People.
See, Iraq is like when you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette.
Iraq is like when you leave the gate open on purpose and the fox comes in and slaughters the shit out of all your chickens and then you don't have any more fucking eggs to make your omelette and then you tell the people waiting for breakfast to go fuck themselves while you steal their silver.
Ever drink vodka that way?
Doozer
Or sip cider?
What's this? God hating?? On Atrios??? I must admit I'm shocked! I have come to find this community to be the summit of online tolerance and acceptance....
I don't understand what's up with the sudden Christian bashing.....must be a bunch of namestealing trolls...
I love you, annie. When we make love the angels serenade God. When we make it in the ass, they make lemonade.
they were hungry. That's why you've got them.
Which is why I've been in and out of here all night. I've been cooking. I'd offer some of my famous pork or beef barbecue (it's what they asked for) or some Hopping John, but all of that is kind of gone. I only got one small sandwich myself.
Now what food am I going to fix for the hungry beasts? Simple, ask them, and I'm sure they'll suggest something.
Thou shalt not feed the fuckwit. That is cruel.
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why is it they're not putting the shoe on the other foot?
They're zionists and Israel is all important.
Iraq is like when you leave the gate open on purpose and the fox comes in and slaughters the shit out of all your chickens and then you don't have any more fucking eggs to make your omelette and then you tell the people waiting for breakfast to go fuck themselves while you steal their silver.
JeffCO
And then the box turtles take over.
So who started the whole tweety thing?
I'm not a Jew, Simels, however surprising that might be to you.
Toby Petzold
You're still jewish to me.
Annie, can we make assmusic for the angels again soon? When will all these so-important liberals understand they cannot understand our love or anything else?
that drives me nuts when republican jews endulge in gaybaiting.
Most ESPECIALLY when they happen to be Art Finkelstein, Benedict Arnold extraordinaire.
And then the box turtles take over.
I've warned people about that and they refuse to listen.
Benedict Arnold extraordinaire.
He sounds French.
We're watching the Aristocrats.
It's...wrong
Stop namestealing me, you fucking liberals! Jesus hates you!
We're watching the Aristocrats.
It's...wrong
Sallyh
Oh, man, that movie is something else, isn't it?
Hamas taking control of the PA is the greatest thing to have happened to Israel in years. Now when the Car Swarm People strike at Israel, it will be an act of war declared by one soveriegn state on another, requiring the fullest measure of retaliation.
The Aristocrats or cats?
Right you are, Toby. Time for the flame deluge of purification!
Hamas takin' control uh de PA be de greatest doodad t'have happened t'Israel in years. Now when de Car Swarm Sucka's strike at Israel, it gots'ta be an act uh war declared by one soveriegn state on anoder, requirin' de fullest measho' man uh retaliashun. Toby Petzold | Cribpage | 03.11.06 - 11:56 pm | #
Even though he does nothing more than disrupt, our wee friend does encapsulate the neofascist enthusiasts' primary rationalization: Jesus hates.
Now when the Car Swarm People strike at Israel,
The Car Swarm People.
That's Toby's coinage.
Not as good as the Mohammedan Menace
(or that golden oldie, the Yellow
Peril) but not bad.
Except it makes no sense.
Anyway....Toby: Are you proud of
being a bigot?
Cause you're good at it...maybe
you should just cop.
I am the center of this converstaion, and if you don't pay attention to me, I will stamp my feet and cry to Jesus!
SCROLL TROLL COMMENT SCRUBBED
ha. ha.
SCROLL TROLL COMMENT SCRUBBED
Heh.
Annieannieanimal, Christianity comes in many flavors. Scroll up to the accolades given to the Prior. His brand is the kind Christ meant to be... not the Pharisee type being disdained here.
Annieannieanimal, Christianity comes in many flavors. Scroll up to the accolades given to the Prior. His brand is the kind Christ meant to be... not the Pharisee type being disdained here.
Pitchforks and Torches
Yep.
I am a die-hard atheist, but people like Aelred and Rmj command respect.
Night, all.
late night kitten anyone?
http://www.dailykitten.com/
I'm glad they scrubbed that scum troll.
Cheap watches trouble for Gitmo prisoners
By BEN FOX
ASSOCIATED PRESS WRITER
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/
na...Connection.html
SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico -- Are they bomb timers, or just time pieces? Common Casio watches, some worth less than $30, have become part of the often ambiguous web of evidence against detainees at Guantanamo Bay.
The U.S. military cites the digital watches worn by prisoners when they were captured as possible evidence of terrorist ties. Casios have been used repeatedly in bombs, after all, including one used by the architect of the 1993 World Trade Center attack; the explosive device was set off on a Philippine Airlines flight, killing a passenger.
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Quake before the power of the Timex lobby!
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Annieannieanimal, Christianity comes in many flavors. Scroll up to the accolades given to the Prior. His brand is the kind Christ meant to be... not the Pharisee type being disdained here.
Pitchforks and Torches | 03.12.06 - 12:01 am | #
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WRONGO! Christ hates terrorists, wussies and critics of the free market. He loves me, as my lovely legs make obvious. He hates liberals, who mock Him at every turn. And he really hates fake Christians who are not born again!
I rented "North Country" tonight. The last song has a line about patriotism being "the last refuge of scoundrels." I'd say that sums up the bush regime and its theives and murderers.
I'm glad they scrubbed that scum troll.
Ô¿Ô | 03.12.06 - 12:04 am | #
Yeah. It's amusing to imagine the troll out there somewhere, gnashing its teeth.
Toby is here to hate on Jews. Hooray.
"Can't have a worthwhile future without occasional bursts of absolute horror and destruction,
you know."
Oh.....my.....god.
poor fy. first he had to beg off the highly anticipated, and much needed, circle-jerk of green outcasts and now this...why?
Christ hates everyone who hates me!
I rented "North Country" tonight. The last song has a line about patriotism being "the last refuge of scoundrels." I'd say that sums up the bush regime and its theives and murderers.
Texn Embsd by Bush | 03.12.06 - 12:05 am
And two-timing scoundrels at that!
http://i46.photobucket.com/
album...hPrinceKiss.jpg
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I wish I had a powerful supernatural being who would endorse my every belief and fear.
Wait, no I don't.
It's amusing to imagine the troll out there somewhere, gnashing its teeth.
Alas, it'll think of a workaround, and be back to be ignored again. The easiest way is just to have 'fy' shot.
Thers, has the motion for a birth been tabled till later?
Yes, but was it the Tobester who got scrubbed? Or Annieannieanimal?
Out of curiosity, what are Prince Fuckwit's numbers today?
Out of curiosity, what are Prince Fuckwit's numbers today?
Terry C, Coldplayer
IQ, or job approval rating?
Oh, they're the same.
Whether this guy really thinks he's funny, really is a parody, or really is just paid by the word, he reminds me of that one asshole at every party who just will not stop telling you the most godawfully *boring* story you ever heard and seems to think you're fascinated when you only want him to shut the fuck up already. Seeing your growing irritation gets him off like nothing else.
To the barricates, 'bats. The Milanese left is f***ing the Fascist Party's*** up!
http://www.repubblica.it/2003/e/
...3152326_big.jpg
http://i46.photobucket.com/
album...hPrinceKiss.jpg
awwwwww. Have they picked out a pattern at Bloomingdale's yet?
Thersites, do you hang out here because you know that these people will not call you out for your lies?
The last song has a line about patriotism being "the last refuge of scoundrels." I'd say that sums up the bush regime and its thieves and murderers.
Texn Embsd by Bush
Patriotism AND religion.
Even South America's rainforest Indians have Casio watches. it don't mean a thing.
Thers, has the motion for a birth been tabled till later?
Tomorrow, looks like.
Whether this guy really thinks he's funny, really is a parody, or really is just paid by the word, he reminds me of that one asshole at every party who just will not stop telling you the most godawfully *boring* story you ever heard and seems to think you're fascinated when you only want him to shut the fuck up already. Seeing your growing irritation gets him off like nothing else.
JeffCO
Yes!
Reminds me of a guy I knew in college. Utterly obnoxious, and universally disliked, but he'd always try to attach himself to groups of people and tag along.
In one rare honest conversation, he told me, "I know people hate me. That's why I torture them with my presence."
Accolades?
Pride is a sin, and to give praise to man in place of God is sin.
The more you hate me and persecute me in His name, the more I know I'm acting as Jesus would wish.
Spank me, Jesus! I've been oh so naughty.
Toby, maybe it would be simpler if you just tell us who you *don't* think should be rounded up and herded into prison camps.
PAY ATTENTION, TO ME, DAMMIT!
Toby needs to can the distasteful anti-semitism.
For those folks here whose souls are "filthy rags."
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/
S...erProducts.html
Pride is a sin, and to give praise to man in place of God is sin.
The more you hate me and persecute me in His name, the more I know I'm acting as Jesus would wish.
annieangel
You sound very proud of yourself. Smug, even.
The more you pay attention to me, the more I know Jesus loves me. You can't speak for Him, only I do.
I am content to be following my Lord and Master properly.
The trolls all sing the same tune.
We have fy who claimed we wanted to ban him and silence him.
Now, we have another ding dong that claims it's being "hated" and "persecuted."
WTF?
Yes, but was it the Tobester who got scrubbed? Or Annieannieanimal?
Pitchforks and Torches
Apparently neither.
it would be simpler if you just tell us who you *don't* think should be rounded up and herded into prison camps.
JeffCO
Yeah, really.
The more you pay attention to me, the more I know Jesus loves me. You can't speak for Him, only I do.
Even money says you're stroking your cock right now.
STOP NAMESTEALING ME, BITCH!
George Bush is my Lord and Master!
Wow, add two negative know-nothings and get less than the sum of the results! Amazing realities being created right here on this site! And we are being accused of hating god, after all she's done for us this past 5 years.
Insane, like all repigs. Toby is still a racist, violent fuckwit, and annie licks his anus. Fabulous.
following my Lord and Master properly.
It gave itself to Jesus and he never called it again.
Annie, annie, annie..... my love ..... they are mocking you. Oh but the wrath of God and Shoelimpy together will make them sorry. The haters. The liberals. Those envious of your legs and our lovemaking in front of God. They will regret. They will pay. They are nothing but faggots.
A Veteran’s Letter to the President
“I Return Enclosed the Symbols of My Years of Service”
http://www.democraticunderground...&
mesg_id=635829
Dear Mr. President:
As a young man I was honored to serve our nation as a commissioned officer and helicopter pilot in the U. S. Navy. Before me in WWII, my father defended the country spending two years in the Pacific aboard the U.S.S. Hornet (CV-14). We were patriots sworn "to protect and defend". Today I conclude that you have dishonored our service and the Constitution and principles of our oath. My dad was buried with full military honors so I cannot act for him. But for myself, I return enclosed the symbols of my years of service: the shoulder boards of my rank and my Naval Aviator's wings.
Until your administration, I believed it was inconceivable that the United States would ever initiate an aggressive and preemptive war against a country that posed no threat to us. Until your administration, I thought it was impossible for our nation to take hundreds of persons into custody without provable charges of any kind, and to "disappear" them into holes like Gitmo, Abu Ghraib and Bagram. Until your administration, in my wildest legal fantasy I could not imagine a U.S. Attorney General seeking to justify torture or a President first stating his intent to veto an anti-torture law, and then adding a "signing statement" that he intends to ignore such law as he sees fit. I do not want these things done in my name.
etc.
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What will we tell the children? Pay the bill.
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Shoelimpy is a legend to you all.
and, you WILL NOT CENSOR ME! I have the right of FREE SPEACH! Not just liberals can spew their hate, I can spew God's love and you can't stop it! I also speak of my love for Annie, which you will never understand. It is very deep.
The California Democratic Party is asking for an investigation of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and Senator John McCain for alleged violations of campaign finance law.
The allegations center on a scheduled March 20th fund-raiser in Beverly Hills in which donors have been asked to contribute up to 100 thousand dollars for the governor and the state Republican Party. McCain is the featured speaker at the event.
At issue is whether McCain's appearance violates restrictions on federal officeholders taking part in events that solicit political funds.
Ironically, McCain is being accused of violating a law he helped write.
http://firedoglake.blogspot.com/
In one rare honest conversation, he told me, "I know people hate me. That's why I torture them with my presence."
rorschach
unfortunately, this pathology, usually arises when the subject tortures those who love them....
George Bush is my Lord and Master!
annieangel
He makes me wear a burka.
God is a shout in the street.
...excess aint rebellion...
...you're drinking what they're sellin'....
dog is a bark in the street
Ok kids, that's enough for me- don't stay up too late. But be sure to post if anybody gets borned during the night.
annie and shoe, you boys should get a room. gitmo has one ready for you.
God is a shout in the street.
Thers, Godlike
Perfect.
Absolutely perfect.
Insane, like all repigs. Toby is still a racist, violent fuckwit, and annie licks his anus. Fabulous.
ronjazz, formerly free
So where does shoelimpy come in?
George Bush is my Lord and Master!
annieangel
Saddist meets masochist
Two things: Shoelimpy, that is sooo sweet! I love you! Second, whoever is stealing my name had better stop. We have your IP #s and know where you live. We will tell the FBI and Homeland Seecurity that you are threatening the security of our Great Nation.
annie and shoe, you boys should get a room.
One and the same person.
Isn't annie just special. I think we should dedicate this thread to the lord in his/her name.
Too bad Jesus never considered himself above reproach like you do. Maybe as one of his so-called followers, you'll read that good book the way it was meant, someday.
I love you Annie.
God, I go to kick back for an hour and I come back to thread litter.
Gack.
I have the right of FREE SPEACH!
What's free "speach"??????????
I could believe only in a god that would know how to dance.
You are soooooo sweeeeet! Hugglesnuggles!
xo annie!
Oh yeah, fuck shrub, I mean Bush, and fuck all his fucking cabinet....... fuck them all, the tall, the short and the small, fuck everyone of them
it's like kale Terry
annie, you'd better call homeland security on Bush, if you're worried about our "great nation", currently being defeated by ragheads, and sold to China by your very own "representatives".
annieangel, my love, they'll never understand when you ask me to pull your finger...
The 23rd Qualm
Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war, I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.
http://unclassifiablelibrarian.b...23rd-
qualm.html
good source of fiber
We have your IP #s and know where you live. We will tell the FBI and Homeland Seecurity that you are threatening the security of our Great Nation.
And they loved her so they wished to be her and stole her name....
Annie
they wished to be her
Annie, why do you think the liberals are so angry at us? Is is their arrogence, thinking they are so smart? Is it their envy, for the love we share?
lol Mr.
They are nothing but faggots.
Oh yeah? That's MR. Faggot to YOU.
good source of fiber
politica - anti-aspartame
Thread litter?
I don't think so.
A picture of Annie
mr hostess | 03.12.06 - 12:25 am | #
Teh hot!!
annie and shoe, you boys should get a room.
One and the same person.
Richard
I think they must be homosexuals. You, dear?
TerryC wanted to be Annie, wanted to be pretty and her hen friends felt the same so they hatched a plot....
Annie
they hatched a plot
annie and shoe, you boys should get a room.
One and the same person.
Richard
don't forget jack, then they are a "menage de twit"...
100% fag, my love. They have no ideas, arguments, inteligience or facts, all they can do is hate -- hate our love and hate Jesus.
Is is their arrogence
Is it because they are literate and we aren't?
God, this is the most inane bunch of bullshit I've ever read.
And to those of you who feed them, why?
What a bore.
inteligience
????????????????
God is a shout in the street.
Thers, Godlike
Perfect.
Hee hee. It's a Stephen Dedalus line in Ulysses. Well worth quoting...
God is a sock in the mouth.
Can anyone come up for a good name to describe a group of bloggers that are concerned with environmental issues like protecting and cleaning water supplies, extending watershed protections and suc?
On that note, I think I'll go play around on the Internets or go to bed or something...
I'd rather entertain myself picking lint from the dryer than reading this sophmoric drivel.
Jack and Richard were (cut for anal sex) and so Vicki ran out of the room crying and vowing revenge...
Annie
(cut for anal sex)
They feed us because they are envious..... of our beauty, inner and outer, because we make love with the purity and intensity of angels, and because we have them dead to rights. Their philoposphy is about death and socialism. We are about freedom, love and God.
h*
Say, this'd be a great place to put up a Progressive comment section, wouldn't it...
Hee hee. It's a Stephen Dedalus line in Ulysses. Well worth quoting...
Thers, Godlike
After all this time, you think you need to tell me that? I am hurt.
No this is real:
News Advisory:
State legislators in Alabama are hoping to pass a bill that will enable the most aggressive and paranoid individuals in the state to use deadly force against a presumed assailant. The bill has already passed the state House and awaits action in the state Senate.
The law, known alternatively as the "shoot first law," "wild, wild west law," or "Stand Your Ground" law, made Florida a virtual laughingstock when it became law there last October, generating news coverage around the world suggesting that visitors might face risk. And the only person to use the law as a defense of deadly force so far is a tow truck driver who shot a man trying to retrieve his car.
http://releases.usnewswire.com/G...se.asp?
id=62206
Right you are, annie. Where did they all go? They must be defeated by our steadfast deication to the truth, anto each other.
people who feel they need a gun to protect themselves are really looking for an excuse to kill or an excuse to hide
I will never leave you, sweetheart. I am for you always... when we make love the angels applaud and cheer. We are very special people and God has plans for us. The haters here do not understand.
politica,
You got a blog or something where we can go talk intelligently, uninterrupted by the thread derailers?
SPEACH = S.Peach
Must be Summerprice, Surecrop, Summerlady, Springprince, or Sunbrite.
None of that Cling nonsense.
http://www.indianriver.com/peach...s/
varieties.htm
After all this time, you think you need to tell me that? I am hurt.
Ah, I'm stressed. No offensivity intended.
people who feel they need a gun to protect themselves are really looking for an excuse to kill or an excuse to hide
politica
Wrong! I'm looking for a way to feel better about having a tiny penis.
They do not understand a perfect love. They are diseased from loving their Fellow Man (literally) and turning away from Jesus.
Allen Butler- are you on drugs?
people who feel they need a gun to protect themselves are really looking for an excuse to kill or an excuse to hide
politica - anti-aspartame | Homepage | 03.12.06 - 12:33 am | #
Yep, a gun sure cuts down on your options and increases your paranoia
Ah, I'm stressed. No offensivity intended.
Thers, Godlike
It's almost over, darlin'.
You'll be fine. And so will she. And so will he!
when we make love the angels applaud and cheer.
Are you saying we should become Fornicators? Under the eyes of the Lord?
well, i'm not really feeling all that intelligent right now anyways...
giggles
I'm gonna take a break and do some work in the basement anyways, i'll catch you in email later.
I have a gub.
Ah, I'm stressed. No offensivity intended.
Thers, Godlike
C'mon. What do YOU have going on right now that could possibly be causing stress? I can't think of a thing.
re: annieangel ut oh split personalities are fighting with eachother....Grudge Match!!!!
Well Annie, I will love you forever, even if the liberals make fun. LET THEM! We are like kings and queens, they are but peasants, envious of our love and faith and success. We could always pray for them but they would not appreciate it.
How have you been, Vicki, dear?
when we make love the angels applaud and cheer.
Are you saying we should become Fornicators? Under the eyes of the Lord?
annieangel | 03.12.06 - 12:35 am | #
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STOP NAMESTEALING ME BITCH, AND STAY AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND!!!!
I have a gub.
Thers, Godlike
No a gun.
.
one thing i have noticed about those on the far political right, they are the most selfish, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-consumed people on the planet. they believe they are the only ones on the planet that matter.
Are you saying we should become Fornicators? Under the eyes of the Lord?
annieangel | 03.12.06 - 12:35 am | #
How could God reject the pure love of a man for a woman in His Son's name?
hey, ror,
Pretty good. Work stress. Sent out 20 resumes this week, so I'm serious about doing what needs to be done to shift my career back on track.
I'm just glad to hear you're well!
My internets are on the Fritz tonite.
annie? annie?
are you there? I need you so bad, right now.
they believe they are the only ones on the planet that matter.
pigboy | 03.12.06 - 12:38 am | #
Don't feel that way. If we didn't matter, they wouldn't hate us so much.
C'mon. What do YOU have going on right now that could possibly be causing stress? I can't think of a thing.
To make things perfect, Rosie climbed on the coffee table earlier, fell off, and to break her fall grabbed my laptop power cord and ripped out the connection... AAAAHRG. This will be the third power cord she's trashed. Little fink.
Niters.
hey, ror,
Pretty good. Work stress. Sent out 20 resumes this week, so I'm serious about doing what needs to be done to shift my career back on track.
I'm just glad to hear you're well!
Vicki, Who ♥ Poetry
Good for you! You need to get outta that wretched place! I told you about my Tulane application earlier, I believe (if it comes through, you and Phila are off the hook for raising money to send me to NO!)...
Change or die! Fortunately, we are smart and versatile.
re: annieangel ut oh split personalities are fighting with eachother....Grudge Match!!!!
Allen Butler wants to show us just how insane he really is.
Good for you! You need to get outta that wretched place! I told you about my Tulane application earlier, I believe (if it comes through, you and Phila are off the hook for raising money to send me to NO!)...
Change or die! Fortunately, we are smart and versatile.
rorschach | Homepage | 03.12.06 - 12:41 am | #
Are you applying to Tulane? It's my alma mater.
they believe they are the only ones on the planet that matter.
pigboy | 03.12.06 - 12:38 am | #
Don't feel that way. If we didn't matter, they wouldn't hate us so much.
Evacuee | 03.12.06 - 12:40 am | #
What's that tune? "There goes my reason for living"
Well, if it isn't raining, I have a date with my best friend to walk tomorrow AM at 8:30. Since it's 12:30, I can sneak in 8 hours of glorious ZZZZzzzzzzzzzs.
Which I think I will do.
Keep it real, moonbats.
To make things perfect, Rosie climbed on the coffee table earlier, fell off, and to break her fall grabbed my laptop power cord and ripped out the connection... AAAAHRG. This will be the third power cord she's trashed. Little fink.
She's good at what she does!
Night!
I'm not sure.
But I think the drinking thing is over for me.
.
ror,
That's fabulous about Tulane!
Keep me posted. I'll be on again tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day (I hope).
I will keep you in my prayers and spin good energy your way.
Peace, my dear!
they believe they are the only ones on the planet that matter.
pigboy
Too bad that planet isn't Mars.
Are you applying to Tulane? It's my alma mater.
Evacuee
They have several teaching post-docs, specifically meant to "help rebuild New Orleans culture." Long hours, middling pay, but I really want it!
They have several teaching post-docs, specifically meant to "help rebuild New Orleans culture." Long hours, middling pay, but I really want it!
rorschach | Homepage | 03.12.06 - 12:45 am | #
Best of luck! Let me know if you have a contact name. New Orleans is a small town (and getting smaller), so I might know someone who knows someone...
And, incidentally, I'm selling my townhouse, which is very close to Tulane.
Thank you, Evacuee! I'll bear that in mind.
The position is a long shot, though...
The namestealing began. TerryC had an erection for the first time in 3 years. Vicki came running in crying and she spilled the beans to TerryC that she was really Ntodd...
Annie
she spilled the beans
Good night, all.
the best too you
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