I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Yes!
Frist
at last!
Fourth?
I'd like to thank the academy, my wife, and mom, oh so many people to acknowledge.
Caught off-guard again. 
From the last thread. What the hell was it Klaatu told Gort? Go dance the meringue?
Klaatu veraada niktu.
Oxygen
Klaatu barada nictos.
Loosely translated as: I need a ciggie!
what?! The academy gets mentioned before me??!!!
Neon
Klaatu veraada niktu.
kei & yuri
Or that.
I went phonetic. Or something.
the holy trinity of open threads!
Jeffers:
there is one infallible way to tell if you look good in a hat:
you hafta think you look good in a hat...
didjer coffee arrive?
.
yummy, yummy, yummy
I've got corned beef in my tummy!!!!
Yeah, earlier you were going on about (phonetically respelled) "zeetgaist."
NO SCROTUM PIERCINGS!
If Jennifer shows up here:
Thanks!
Klaatu barada nictos.
Loosely translated as: I need a ciggie!
Rmj, Wandering Aengus
!!
NO SCROTUM PIERCINGS!
What about cock rings?
there is one infallible way to tell if you look good in a hat:
you hafta think you look good in a hat...
And have a head smaller than size 8+ (never have found a hat to fit, too cheap to buy one fit for me). And have less hair than I do (wiry thick stuff it is).
And, yes, think you look good in it. That last one is the hardest.
Got the coffee. Check is coming your way. Muchas gracias, amigo.
What about cock rings?
watertiger
isn't that wear cock fights
take place?
What about cock rings?
Not bad if properly fried and breaded.
No sharp objects "down there" whatsoever!!!(grabs self reflexively)
*where
Is this the scrotum piercing thread, or are we on to penis piercing?
Not bad if properly fried and breaded.
memo to self: see if there's any frozen calamari left at Trader Joe's tonight.
she's dead - wrapped in plastic...
Can't we have a Calgon take me away thread?
Is this the scrotum piercing thread, or are we on to penis piercing?
Sallyh, Vicious Fishes
I'm feeling light-headed again.
Where's that divan?
Any word from liberal mountain?
Is this the scrotum piercing thread, or are we on to penis piercing?
No ampillang, no gain.
Auntie GWPDA--have you ever noticed how democracy and good food go together?
Sallyh, Vicious Fishes
Like I'm going to waste this on a dead thread.
The lunch counter at Markgraff's Pharmacy was where all the local politicans went when they didn't want to talk to anybody. The mayor or various Legislature types or Senators or whoever. See, Mrs. Markgraff made this incredible cheese bread and would produce these sammitches - pimento cheese with green chile on toasted cheese bread. Followed by a chocolate soda..... Or Fridays, her clam chowder - my lord, nothing but cream, clams, diced potatoes, butter and salt. Or her lemon cake! Chuy. Politics hasn't been the same in AZ since Ed Markgraff retired.
V for Vendetta was brilliant.
Stephen Rea was fantastic.
I want to go see it again.
Look, if I cant pierce my scrotum how the hell can I get the bacon to stay on?
Velcro?
There was a fish in the percolator...
memo to self: see if there's any frozen calamari left at Trader Joe's tonight.
Hey, if they've got the frozen cioppino, jump on it!
They might only have it around the holidays, though...
Can't we have a Calgon take me away thread?
You're soaking in it?
V for Vendetta was very good and will probably be very successful.
V for Vendetta was brilliant.
Stephen Rea was fantastic.
I want to go see it again.
TJ | 03.18.06 - 7:28 pm | #
Agreed.
CALIMARI !
OCTOPUSSY!
Guys!
Get the good California extra virgin olive oil! Or the Santini, either one. And the balsamic vinegar! Also check out the 'cake mixes' - yeah, I know, watertiger, but I'm telling you, they are good!
People should take more interest in science. I saw this show about how somebody was cooking some things called neutrinos in a frying pan. It seems they come in three flavors, but I don't where they grow them. Anyhow the stove exploded or something and caused a big bang that formed the universe.
So any cookers out there should be careful lest they make another universe which will replace our own and leave us on the outside looking in.
Any word from liberal mountain?
Hecate Malificent - 7:28 pm
what was the last you knew? last i heard, all was well...i sher hope so!
V for Vendetta was very good and will probably be very successful.
So, will the conservative denounce it as liberal propaganda, or find some way to prove that V. is a fearless conservative fighting a liberal nanny state gone wild?
Blak--in view of your uneasiness with sharp objects, I hope Dudley knows how to control his pointy tips.
I haven't read up to here, I'mjust jumping in.
GWDPA
Curling!
all day long!
She's filled with secrets. Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air.
Aw, GWPDA, I wish you hadn't said that. Now I'd kill for real pimento cheese sandwich on toast.
Vicki - you're welcome.
Penis tattooing? How about the guy who goes to the tattoo parlor and says he wants to get a $100 bill tattooed on his dick.
"That's gonna be really painful," says the tattoo artist. "Why in the world do you want a $100 bill tattooed on your dick anyway?"
"Three reasons" says the man. "First, I like to play with money. Second, I like to watch my money grow. And third, my wife sure does know how to blow $100."
V for Vendetta was brilliant.
Stephen Rea was fantastic.
Agreed.
SQUIDWARD!
Thinking on it a bit, maybe those toothpicks might make a decent french tickler.....
V for Vendetta was brilliant.
My podcast review from yesterday.
NAUGHTYLUS.
Thinking on it a bit, maybe those toothpicks might make a decent french tickler.....
WRONG!!!!
alright. i've found someone who's as obsessive as I am.
Lime Rickey - you're too late. Salman Rushdie has already written a book about that very thing (The Ground Beneath Her Feet).
PANTIES!
WHITIETIGHTIES!
I've said too much
jesus h christ, i know you guys are smart but where do you *come* up with these words,
The ampallang is a form of male genital body piercing that penetrates horizontally through the glans penis from one side to the other. The piercing may pass through the urethra and in this case it is known as a transurethral piercing. A variant on this piercing is the shaft ampallang, which penetrates the shaft of the penis horizontally at any point along its length. A piercing which penetrates the glans penis vertically is known as an apadravya and is a completely different piercing.
This is an advanced piercing, and the procedure can be extremely painful. Full healing can take six months to a year.
This piercing, like all piercings which penetrate the glans penis can be extremely pleasurable to the bearer. It can also be sexually stimulating to the receiving partner during sexual intercourse, although it can also be unpleasurable to the receiving partner.
Kindasleazy did a question and answer session with students during her visit to Australia, and strangely enough, they put this part on the State Dept website
ATTENDEE: Condoleezza Rice --
SECRETARY RICE: Sir, do you have something you'd like to say?
ATTENDEE: Iraqi blood is on your hands and you can't wash that blood away. Iraqi blood is on your hands and you cannot wash that blood away.
Later on she rationalizes Guantanamo and rendition:
The Guantanamo -- we have a dilemma. We're in a long war with very dangerous people, many of them picked up on various battlefields in Afghanistan or in some cases in battlefields in cities, where the intent was clearly to kill innocent people. Let's be very clear about the nature of this terrorist threat. These are not people who kill civilians as collateral damage. These are people who go after civilians, innocent civilians, a Palestinian wedding party in Jordan, a metro stop in Madrid, a metro stop in London, a World Trade Center in New York, a club in Bali. And these are people who intend to kill innocent civilians.
~snip~
Now, the practice of rendition is something that's been practiced way before September 11th when extradition isn't an option because sometimes you have to take people off the streets. So that brings me back to Guantanamo. We have no desire to the world's jailer. We would be more than pleased if we had some other way to deal with dangerous people. But I can guarantee you that the day that they're let out on the street and commit another crime, the question will be quite different. And indeed we have encountered some of the people that we released from Guantanamo. We've released hundreds of people from Guantanamo. Some of the people that we've released from Guantanamo we have encountered again on the battlefield. Many of them have made quite clear that they will try to kill Americans or others again.
Eli | Homepage | 03.18.06 - 7:31 pm |
Well, the rightists will reconcile with it the same way Portman did: the Nazis are the very overt black-and-red (no blue, no white) style statists. Portman mentioned in an interview she knew a rightist crazy enough to hang a picture of Bush who loved it.
There is a great parody of a kind of British O'Reilly there, by the way.
I'm odd next week and I figure I'll go see V for Vendetta during the day on a week day.
SABBATH!
So what's been going on? How is the newest member of the Thersites clan?
Well, I'm odd every week, but I'm off next week, as well.
So, will the conservative denounce it as liberal propaganda, or find some way to prove that V. is a fearless conservative fighting a liberal nanny state gone wild?
Eli - 7:31 pm
yep, prob'ly, fersher...
jesus h christ, i know you guys are smart but where do you *come* up with these words,
I blame Dee Sinder. Ever see Strangeland?
So, a person can't even go and eat dinner without being 600 comments behind? Including the last thread, if anyone want's to dispute my statement.
Aw, GWPDA, I wish you hadn't said that. Now I'd kill for real pimento cheese sandwich on toast.
Hecate Malificent
Athenae did that to me on the last thread with chocolate covered orange sticks.
groan - now I'm dying. Chocolate + orange = paradise.
Er, Dee Snider, rather.
Lime Rickey - you're too late. Salman Rushdie has already written a book about that very thing (The Ground Beneath Her Feet).
Jennifer, Pasta Nazi
Does he explain where you can find these neutrinos?
. Many of them have made quite clear that they will try to kill Americans or others again.
Karin
because america continues to kill and torture muslims and brown people under the guise of preventing them from killing americans
I'm odd next week
I'm odd every week.
I hope Dudley knows how to control his pointy tips.
He knows. However, he doesn't care...
Well, I'm odd every week, but I'm off next week, as well.
Hecate Malificent
I wondered about that, and then I looked at my keyboard, and went, "a-ha!, She's off!"
Chocolate + orange
grand marnier brownies.
More Kindasleazy:
So yes, the people in Guantanamo are detained. They are detained under -- because of the wars of law, they are detained. And because of the President's decision, even though we did not grant to al-Qaida, to terrorist organizations, Geneva protections, the President said that they should be treated in accordance with the Geneva Convention.
And I would urge -- we have urged people to go and see Guantanamo. Yes, it's a detention facility. But we have tried very hard in Guantanamo, for instance, to make it possible for people to carry out their religious practices, making prayer mats available to them, making it possible to direct them toward Mecca. We've tried to give religiously sensitive meals in Guantanamo. People are trying to treat the people of Guantanamo humanely because that's who we are.
We saw it in a matinee and it was pretty packed.
Well, I'm odd every week, but I'm off next week, as well.
==
yeah, I know, watertiger, but I'm telling you, they are good!
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
They were out of those green chile tamales. The clerk told me they'd re-stocked the shelf three times yesterday and finally run out.
Dee Sinder
sounds like the singer from a phil spector girl group
Dee Sinder.
Dee Sinder was in 'Bend it Like Beckham.'
I'm odd next week and I figure I'll go see V for Vendetta during the day on a week day.
Hecate Malificent | Homepage | 03.18.06 - 7:35 pm
in sooooo many dear ways, you're 'odd' all the time, goddess...
.
Grilled cheese with pickle slices is the only way for the observant carnivore to survive Lent, IMHO.
grand marnier brownies.
watertiger
That does sound absolutely outstanding.
King Arthur's buried in England!!!
Dee Sinder was in "Bend it Like Beckham."
There is a great parody of a kind of British O'Reilly there, by the way.
kei & yuri
Yes.
Hecate, do go see it. I think you will like it. I hope it is doing well. Here in Bush Country (barf me), it is not selling out because I believe the local churches are calling it evil. Or so I have heard.
NTodd listened to your review on your podcast. Do the wingers not remember that Howard Roark blew up a building??? To change the world???
I'm odd next week and I figure I'll go see V for Vendetta during the day on a week day.
Oh yes, do. I may go again.
grand marnier brownies.
watertiger
==
Yes, if you make them with very dark chocolate. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm odd next week and I figure I'll go see V for Vendetta during the day on a week day.
Hecate Malificent
Hell I'm odd every week.
Lime Rickey - no, he didn't explain how the parallel universes came into being...they were already just there, but the wall between the two was perforating.
They are detained under -- because of the wars of law, they are detained.
Bad English in educated people is a betrayal of mental illness. It's all the lying and self-deception making straightforward speech impossible.
Maureen Dowd, in a rare non-political article (well, almost non-political), reveals a new danger to America: Sleeper cells or “sleep eaters.” If you have Times Select, go read this whimsical piece, which is somewhat reminiscent of the late Robert Benchley. If you don’t get it, well, you know where to go.
Grilled cheese with pickle slices
is that a southern thing?
that's weird. how did that post twice?
anyway,
Also check out the 'cake mixes' - yeah, I know, watertiger, but I'm telling you, they are good!
THE HORROR!
grand marnier brownies.
watertiger
==
Yes, if you make them with very dark chocolate. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mena - 7:38 pm
to die for!
bring some on our next road trip, okay?
.
King Arthur's buried in England!!!
King Arthur's grave is in England, but King Arthur was taken by the 3 sisters on a barge to the Isle of Avalon.
It's all the lying and self-deception making straightforward speech impossible.
kei & yuri
that explains Junior yammering like a drunk 12-year old
yes, k&y, it's very telling.
TJ | 03.18.06 - 7:37 pm |
It is very explicit about the role of faith and fag-bashing in the government; the Party symbol is a deGaul or Resistance cross, which we thought was kind of ... not very English. And the whole rapist bishop probably wasn't very popular...
Yeah, it has to be dark chocolate for it to work with orange.
Milk chocolate doesn't get it.
bring some on our next road trip, okay?
==
Sounds good!
Here in Bush Country (barf me), it is not selling out because I believe the local churches are calling it evil.
That is as ringing an endorsement as I've heard!
Off to meet La Tigre.
Tena, it's a Twin Peaks reference...
Lime Rickey - no, he didn't explain how the parallel universes came into being...they were already just there, but the wall between the two was perforating.
Jennifer, Pasta Nazi
Overcooking pasta wouldn't have any effect, I hope.
Speaking of movies, Basic Instinct 2 looks so bad I'll be surprised if they don't release it with the shadow of 2 robots and a man.
Too bad for David Morrissey and Thewlis.
King Arthur was taken by the 3 sisters on a barge to the Isle of Avalon.
Everyone knows that Arthur is alive and well and living in Phoenix.
It's all the lying and self-deception making straightforward speech impossible.
==
That's a very sharp observation, and very true about him, I think.
Sorry, one more thing ...
How long before she's knocked up?
Now I'm really going.
Sorry - I didn't recognize that from Twin Peaks. The fish in the coffeepot I got.
MMMMM... hey Vicki - I'll expect some of those brownies at brunch tommorrow.
Noonish?
Milk chocolate doesn't get it.
==
Agreed. I don't dislike milk chocolate, I just like dark chocolate more. And I don't particularly like any chocolate with fruit, but orange is an exeption.
anyway,
Also check out the 'cake mixes' - yeah, I know, watertiger, but I'm telling you, they are good!
THE HORROR!
watertiger
Baby, you look at the ingredients and you'll see - it's just all the normal dry stuff put together in a box. The milk, eggs, butter and vanilla you put in from scratch. Honest. It's -Trader Joe's- after all, not Kroger's.
We thought Arthur was the English version of a certain pan-European tradition, from Nevsky through Boleslaw and Frederick Barbarossa, of great nationalist heroes who sleep in some location and will awake to defend the fatherland in an attack. So it was important for him to not be properly buried.
Rusty Yates married a woman he met at church. How special. Let's hope there are no more children. Miserable fuck.
Hecate,
I don't know if you subscribed to Harper's, but there's an interesting piece in this month's issue about the spirit of disobedience and the dichotomy between Reason and Religion:
[D]o Christian Republicans truly not understand the fundamental ways in which an unfettered corporate capitalism betray's Christ's ethical vision and their own economic well-being? (It is an astonishing irony that many of these religious anti-Darwinians are in their politics and economics the most uncompromising Social Darwinians, with a naive and self-defeating assumption of the virtue of competition. . . . .) Most fantastically, do Christian Republicans really not recognize their own perverse marriage with secular rationalism? Or that there is an unacknowledged allaince between the pragmatic, ultra-rational needs of corporate capitalism and the blarney of Christian cleansing through the "social values" movement?
Hey, I comented on that article about people on Ambien sleep eating last weekend. I can't remember what paper it was in, probably the Times.
Agreed. I don't dislike milk chocolate, I just like dark chocolate more. And I don't particularly like any chocolate with fruit, but orange is an exeption.
I love chocolate covered candied orange peel, but I REALLY love chocolate covered candied ginger. Mmmmmm.
Explaining something by reference to Twin Peaks it seems to us is worse than deferring to the Bible.
they should pierce kinda sleazy. chaining prisoners to the floor and pissing on them does not remind me of any religious practice i can recall. but i'm not a satanic bitch either.
oh, that's probably hyperbolic, but we ain't look'n good these days.
i'm going to cook some spaghetti and hope the NSA isn't look'n in too hard.
fuck'n bastards.
Everyone knows that Arthur is alive and well and living in Phoenix.
atablarasa
'Enkew!
I love chocolate covered candied orange peel, but I REALLY love chocolate covered candied ginger.
My mother will wrestle you for it. Those are her two favorite things.
Explaining something by reference to Twin Peaks it seems to us is worse than deferring to the Bible.
I can't help it. Someone made a Peaks reference, I had to respond...
watertiger,
I don't have a subscription, but I'll have to go look it up. That sounds spot on.
NTodd, holy shit!
I swear I was just going to come on and ask an ot question: who did a good version of Cry Me A River.
I swear! Trying to put together a set of mid 50's stuff for the parents upcoming 50th.
Lovin your podcast.
I think Condi is "marred" enough.
Mena:
doncha think dark chocolate and cherry hering brownies'd be tasty?
My mother will wrestle you for it. Those are her two favorite things.
And you? What would you wrestle me for?
I think the pickles are a Catholic school thing. Every Friday during Lent we'd get a grilled cheese sandwich with a couple of pickle slices iside and a bowl of tomato soup. The soup wasn't so hot but the sandwiches were really good.
How much does anyone want to bet that Kindasleezy Lice wears a cunt ring?
I swear I was just going to come on and ask an ot question: who did a good version of Cry Me A River.
The Julie London one they used in the movie was a really good version.
Trader Joe's had these wonderful chewy ginger candies. They are soft, almost like jelly beans, and so sharp they almost bring tears to your eyes.
We thought Arthur was the English version of a certain pan-European tradition
Have you red the Mists of Avalon? It's the feminist re-telling and I enjoyed it.
I can't believe the conversation I'm overhearing. My daughters are in bed arguing. The 3 year-old started with "You're the meanest". It escalated. And now, the way-too-reasonable 5 year-old is saying, "Nobody is the meanest. Nobody is the nicest. Everybody has mean and nice. Some people can be very mean. But most people are nice. No one is the beautifulest...etc. Okay, no more talking, now let's go to sleep..."
Americans want Democrats to control Congress: poll
it seems strange that the only polling number not quoted is the percentage of just how many people want the dems in charge, does "most" = 66%?
How much does anyone want to bet that Kindasleezy Lice wears a cunt ring?
A trampallang?
I used to read every book I could find on the Camelot legend, but The Mists of Avalon ruined that for me, because nothing can top it.
Karin, I think every man should be forced to read Mists of Avalon.
watertiger,
==
I haven't gotten to that article yet, but I'm a subscriber and Harper's has been consistently wonderful throughout this coup. Lapham especially, has been out there speaking truth for awhile. I respect them more than ever.
Wolcott's article on Laura Bush in Vanity Fair made me realize that George Bush is actually married to Helen Krump
I think Condi is "marred" enough.
watertige
someone was playing "got your nose?"
whiskeyina,
Out of the mouths of babes . . . .
Agreed. I don't dislike milk chocolate, I just like dark chocolate more. And I don't particularly like any chocolate with fruit, but orange is an exeption.
mena
Same here. I find chocolate and raspberry particularly repellent.
mena,
the roundtable on the possibility of a coup d'etat was depressing but good.
Wolcott's article on Laura Bush in Vanity Fair made me realize that George Bush is actually married to Helen Krump
Is that in the current issue? Does he explain why he calls her Rita?
But most people are nice. No one is the beautifulest...etc. Okay, no more talking, now let's go to sleep..."
whiskeyina
Awwwwwwwwwwwww....
I'm going to go away now. That reminds me of my sister. She was the beautifulest.
GOodnight.
hey all you wunnerful moonbats.
Got nuttin but hey
Mists of Avalon ruined that for me, because nothing can top it.
Surprisingly, the sequels weren't so good, but Mists of Avalon IS the Arthurian legend for me. They made a not-so-good tv movie of it a few years ago as well.
scout,
How did your radio interview go?
Tomorrow Morning, Meet the Press:
Sunday, March 19
Gen. George Casey, Commander of the Multi-National Force - Iraq discusses Iraq on the third anniversary of the war. Then, 37-year Marine Corps veteran, Rep. Jack Murtha, D-PA, shares his views on the war and why he thinks redeployment is necessary.
Same here. I find chocolate and raspberry particularly repellent.
and you can't get a piece of chocolate cake in a restaurant anymore without that vile goo smeared all over it. Oh man. You touched a nerve there. And may I say, Tena, that it was a particularly keen insight. And the filthy custom has spread. One of my favorite restaurants in Paris now does it. GRRRRR.
Got nuttin but hey
scout prime - 7:53 pm
you got enough, just being, roomie...
i love you dearly! you're brave and able. go.gurl!
Good Evening All,
Stumper: Where is the Iraq Oil Money that is supposed to pay for this war?
How did your radio interview go?
Hecate Malificent
It's tonight at 9:00.
lb0313 is going to be calling in and also part of the interview! They're giving us a half hour and maybe more.
Has anyone else here read A Glastonbury Romance by John Cowper Powys? That's the Arthurian legend for me any more. God I love that book. His others, not so much. That one was his masterpiece, IMO.
Woody - you can have mine. I just don't care for chocolate and cherry flavors together. It's too much or something. Although I buy a box every year for my best friend, who buys me a can of almond roca in return.
WT - yeah, that's pretty much been the tone forthe last few years. They really get how serious the problems are, and they treat them appropriately. It's so good to hold in your hands.
Same here. I find chocolate and raspberry particularly repellent.
Huh. I like chocolate and raspberry. I still periodically crave these chocolate-raspberry cookieish things my mom once sent me at summer camp. I don't think they make them any more, tho.
hey roomie!!!!
You're so sweet
Stumper: Where is the Iraq Oil Money that is supposed to pay for this war?
They used it to bribe Dick Whittington to apologize to the Cheneys
I prefer my chocolate straight-up as well.
Have I extolled the virtures of fennel and cilantro yet today?
.
Digital dirt is a hazard to job-seekers and job-keepers.
scout what show/station?
excellent
thanks watertiger
Homemade chocolate truffles are the peak of chocorgasms, though.
I used to drizzle Chambord (raspberry liquer) in the middle of the chocolate cake I was famous for (I also filled it with dark chocoalte pieces and fresh berries, usually strawberries. It was a hit). But Grand Marnier would be swell, too.
They used it to bribe Dick Whittington to apologize to the Cheneys
DemByDefault | 03.18.06 - 7:56 pm | #
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Damn! No wonder he was smiling when he came out of the hospital.
you know
we're just like old friends
we just can't pretend
that lovers make amends
...
i promise it'll be
perfect
Where is the Iraq Oil Money that is supposed to pay for this war?
Can you say "Haliburton"?
Hi scout! How's the weather up there?
Here's a link to live stream of the radio station...WORT
http://lists.wort-fm.org/testsit...te/
stream.shtml
It's a cool independent station here in Madison
I'm generally a chocolat purist. Can't get too much of a good thing and all that.
But the cabernet-filled dark chocolates I bought in Napa one time...I would kill for more of those.
I find chocolate and raspberry particularly repellent.
Actually, I like that.
I had it recently, but I can't recall where or what it was on...
The best chocolate and cherry combo -a piece of Dove dark chocolate and one of those great, large, dark cherries that you find early in the summer. Pop them into your mouth and chew. Orgasmic.
Hi mena!
It was actually fairly nice today...as far as WI weather goes. So it was busy at work
Scout,
9:00 PM CST, 10:00 PM EST, correct?
And the link is here
Click through, second link in the post.
P.S. Scout, sorry about earlier. I had no idea.
Oh I take it back - I hunted down a copy of Powys' out of print book about Arthur, Porius. Man is it hard to find. It's a great book, but I've only read it once and Powys is a dense writer. It takes more than one reading.
A Glastonbury Romance just uses the Arthurian legends as a frame for an incredible cast of characters to act out their story. Porius takes place right after the Romans have left. Arthur never appears, he's just talked about. It takes place in Wales, and Merlin does show up. He's the strangest Merlin yet. Powys obviously modeled him on the neolithic shaman depicted in the cave art.
I love Powys. He's kind of forgotten.
Can you say "Haliburton"?
Hecate Malificent | Homepage | 03.18.06 - 7:59 pm | #
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Oh yeah. I forgot they had to bottle that dirty water. Bottels cost money.
subtle rugby humour
But the cabernet-filled dark chocolates I bought in Napa one time...I would kill for more of those.
Jennifer, Pasta Nazi | Homepage | 03.18.06 - 8:00 pm | #
Never had those, but I've been able to fake it by the mouthful with a nice glass of red and a hunk of chocolate.
Vicki...it's 9 Central.
Don't worry about it. I sent you an email too
more perfecter
==
I love how they hid their identities.
Ok, off to watch a DVD.
Later, dearest batses.
lb0313 is a great woman and very articulate so I'm glad she'll be on.
non-subtle Scientology humor:
The Doug Feith of World Religions
I love Bradrocket.
Actually, chocolate-covered trophy is nice, too. 
applesauce raisin cake topped with a half inch of fudge icing, once a yr.
subtle rugby humour
kei & yuri - 8:01 pm
nuttin' subtler...
.
...remember how Bush said he would carry George Howard's police shield and that dead guy's mom was in the audience?
Then, years later, Bush's pockets were fucking empty?
Naptime, I think...
Scout, mail back at you.
Thanks for all you've done, btw.
I just got out of a warm shower, am gonna go chill by the fireplace for a bit with a book and a Coke.
Peace.
I'll catch Scout's interview at 10:00 EST. Anyone who feels like it, please blog whore it around then if I'm not on. I've had problems accessing Haloscan all day.
Bush's pockets were fucking empty?
Darryl Pearce
As well as his head
I think a nap sounds really nice right now. I'll check out for a bit too. Be back tonight.
The DVD should be over in time for me to catch Scout at 9.
"...remember how Bush said"
Actually, there have been so many lies it's hard to keep up.
scout prime:
Nice to have you back. Great work in NO.
lb0313 is a great woman and very articulate so I'm glad she'll be on.
scout prime - 8:03 pm
i really wanna meet her...an' tj, too...
it seems, when i read and listen closely, that a whole epoch has passed there...
i grieve for it, i am in no way embarrassed to say...
plantsman...thanks. I hope people thought it was worth their donation. I have to admit I miss being there. It's a great city even if 80% of it is devastated. It would be a very interesting place to live right now.
...yeah, but that damned police-shield just hung with me.
Bush is only a cheerleader -- well versed in theatrics -- but that's it.
Sad, sad, so sad, that the original architects (Cheney and Rumsfeld; Negroponte and Poindexter) of so many failed policies are running things.
WGG..epoch is a perfect word for it.
Libby misremembers apparently!
alright, off to meet res and raid Trader Joe's.
alright, off to meet res and raid Trader Joe's.
watertiger
Don't blow anything up!
{{waves to NSA guy--we keed}}
Trader Joes! What wonders await?
...yeah, but that damned police-shield just hung with me.
DP:
I'd actually forgotten this specific case, as someone said there have been so many. But this one does stand out. The cheap sentimental theatrics, that poor family that probably took comfort from his gesture that turns out to be empty. I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but he really is such a rotten miserable excuse for a human being. That whole miserable damn money-grubbing sleazy delusionally arrogant clan just makes me sick. There was a time when I bought into there whole genteel doghair on the chintz schtick, back when I was comparing them to the Reagans, whom I detested. Now, I think Nancy Reagan was right to snub these terrible awful people.
Y'know, if you sit back and consider GWPDA for any length of time..............WOW!
And I read where bush is finding ways to
Anybody who saw V able to explain why the priest was the highest paid officer at Larkhil?
fujs
WWJTTGFT?
(Who Would Jesus Tell To Go Fuck Themselves?)
The feeling is mutual, Woody.
That one detail works in the file-chase but it doesn't make sense otherwise.
Anybody who saw V able to explain why the priest was the highest paid officer at Larkhil?
anybody who hasn't seen V wish people would quit freakin' talkin' about it?
Anybody who saw V able to explain why the priest was the highest paid officer at Larkhil?
kei & yuri
Well, he was supposedly there to make sure that there were no human rights violations taking place. So it was a bribe for his silence.
fuck I hate halosacn!
bush finding ways to unite Sunnis and Shiites
sneaky bastard has a plan after all!
I have to laugh. Just went over to FreeRepublic just for the hell of it. The denial and pant-filling going on over the Newsweek poll numbers is truly funny.
If only we Dems could unite behind a clearly defined set of principles. Then we'd have the mothers by the short ones.
Sorry, DembyDefault.
No more about V.
"So any cookers out there should be careful lest they make another universe which will replace our own and leave us on the outside looking in.
Lime Rickey"
Speakin' of that, I just got a great lil' sleeper of a movie, "What the Bleep Do We Know?" Check it out...
I'm so slow, gonna have to see it about 4 times to get it...
So the biggest air assault since the beginning of the war has captured dozens! ROFLMAO!
Sorry, DembyDefault.
No more about V.
I'm sorry, that was meant to be funny but HaloScan doesn't inflect.
If only we Dems could unite behind a clearly defined set of principles. Then we'd have the mothers by the short ones.
The only way the Democrats will have the Republicans by the short ones would be to, y'know, actually reach out and grab them.
But the cabernet-filled dark chocolates I bought in Napa one time...I would kill for more of those.
Jennifer, Pasta Nazi
Godiva Chocolatier of Mill Valley. The truffles, well men sometimes referred to them as leg spreaders. Some women say they're better than sex.
http://www.godiva.com/welcome.aspx
But the cabernet-filled dark chocolates I bought in Napa one time...I would kill for more of those.
Jennifer, Pasta Nazi
Godiva Chocolatier of Mill Valley. The truffles, well men sometimes referred to them as leg spreaders. Some women say they're better than sex.
http://www.godiva.com/welcome.aspx
Godiva Chocolatier of Mill Valley. The truffles, well men sometimes referred to them as leg spreaders.
Well, they would kinda have to be all about naked women, right?
Dallas took TO!!!
Couldn't happen to a nicer team
The only way the Democrats will have the Republicans by the short ones would be to, y'know, actually reach out and grab them.
Eli
Now there's a plan....
"Together, We can grab their short hairs"
I'm sorry, that was meant to be funny but HaloScan doesn't inflect.
DemByDefault
Okey doke. Thought you might be worried about spoilers.
Off to read for a bit, see you peeps later.
Dallas took TO!!!
Couldn't happen to a nicer team
I'm sure that will work out very well for all concerned.
Dallas took TO!!!
Couldn't happen to a nicer team
I'm still hoping against hope that the Giants will find some way to sign Arrington. I'd also like to see them take a chance on that Jacob Rogers guy the Cowboys just released. He was a stud LT at USC who couldn't convert to RT and then got hurt.
I mean, he couldn't possibly be worse than Petitgout, right?
U.S.-Iraqi Sweep Angers Sunni Arabs
http://abcnews.go.com/Internatio...=1741851&
page=2
Question: has Bush ever asked the insurgents to lay down their weapons?
LSU wins!
Now there's a plan....
"Together, We can grab their short hairs"
scout prime - 8:21 pm
And use them to sell Justice Thomas a six-pack of Guinness!!!
Brilliant!
The thought of LaVar playing in NY is a little disturbing. I think he wants to go to San Diego
Geaux Tigres!!!!
Anyone living in the SF Bay Area should be considering a roadtrip to Point Reyes, Tomales Bay and points north in the next few weeks.
Prepare to be awed.
I mean, he couldn't possibly be worse than Petitgout, right?
Eli
two words
David Diehl
or
the 206-year old LOmas Brown
has Bush ever asked the insurgents to lay down their weapons?
politica - persecutor
not "resolute" enough?
jebus... I just saw an AP article headed "Bush Using Straw-Man Arguments in Speeches"... that AP, boy it's hard to get stuff past *them*.
(I suppose this was talked to death earlier, but whatthehell)
TJ | 03.18.06 - 8:17 pm |
Okay. That works as a guess, although there's nothing in there to hang it on or much reason to think this government would care (besides, in the real world, MD's do that).
Just Imagine.
Fezzik | 03.18.06 - 7:28 pm | #
That is absolutely awesome! I'll add it to the post I just made: Imagine.
Just Imagine.
Fezzik | 03.18.06 - 7:28 pm | #
That is absolutely awesome! I'll add it to the post I just made: Imagine.
Now there's a plan....
"Together, We can grab their short hairs"
All they have to do is say, "We are opposed to this administration's criminality and incompetence. We pledge to do everything we can to stop this cancer and begin rolling back the damage they've done, until America is healthy and respected once more. If any of our Republican colleagues who still care about what America stands for wish to reach across the aisle and join us, we will welcome them with open arms. The rest of you, WE WILL BURY."
This will never happen, of course...
not "resolute" enough?
olexicon,Sir Humpty | Homepage | 03.18.06 - 8:26 pm | #
???
Godiva Chocolatier of Mill Valley. The truffles, well men sometimes referred to them as leg spreaders.
Well, they would kinda have to be all about naked women, right?
Eli
Hence the name.
The thought of LaVar playing in NY is a little disturbing. I think he wants to go to San Diego
He might not be a great fit with Coughlin, admittedly. But what a talent, and they do have a gaping hole at OLB right now.
David Diehl
or
the 206-year old LOmas Brown
They already tried Diehl at RT when Ian Allen proved to be completely worthless, and he was mediocre at best.
I do wonder if Accorsi even realizes that the LT spot is a gaping hole - I guess we'll find out next month...
Eli it would be nice though.
I guess we'll find out next month...
Eli |
DEBrickshaw Ferguson!
Are those the semi-hard chocolate seashells filled with fondant? Cuz we know nothing about that.
hi scout i'm supposed to be blogwhoring your blog
so everyone click on scout's Homepage thing
please
Eli it would be nice though.
It certainly would...
and Ian Allen has been cut twice since the Gianst cut him
so he wasn't a civ
he was the king of the civ's
DEBrickshaw Ferguson!
I wish.
???
politica - persecutor
I mean that's not "tkaing the fight top the enemy"
by aksing them to lay down there weapons
The essential core of why we're in an endless and irreverible disaster in the Mid East. There ARE reasons they hate us and it's not because they hate our freedom. Sadly this problem will never see the light of day in the US.
The full unedited version is at the bottom of the link below. I recommend the full version. Caution the link at the end of the edited article is an 80 page pdf file.
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http://www.lrb.co.uk/v28/n06/mea...06/
mear01_.html
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politica - persecutor ...did Vicki give you the blogwhoring task???
Thanks BTW
You may find Godiva chocolates go very well with this product, at least they did in my day.
http://www.schramsberg.com/
9 central, right?
8 mountain...
give us the link again, woncha, luv?
Y'know, if you sit back and consider GWPDA for any length of time..............WOW!
plantsman
c'mon, where ya been. but i don't have favs.
seriously, this is the best bunch of folks (i hate this appellation), i've ever known. and i don't even really know you. kicking myself for missing eschaton, which i could have easily made.
It's Saturday night, people. Get offline and get a life.
Wait, if I'm typing this, it must mean.....gotta go!
I wish.
Eli
trade with the jets
to get their pick
I don't know who that blonde chick over at HuffPo for the celeb sex vid story is, but, man, I want that sandwich!
and Ian Allen has been cut twice since the Gianst cut him
so he wasn't a civ
he was the king of the civ's
At least they dumped Roman Oben...
WGG. Yeah it's 9 Central at...
http://lists.wort-fm.org/testsit...te/
stream.shtml
yes scout
thanks for the explanation olexicon
i can be slow after a big dinner
thanks for the explanation olexicon
i can be slow after a big dinner
politica - persecutor
pas de problem
" Some of the people that we've released from Guantanamo we have encountered again on the battlefield. Many of them have made quite clear that they will try to kill Americans or others again.
Karin"
Ever wonder why that is, Condi?
Diss people and they somehow tend to diss you back? Isn't the true nature of reality a mirror of the self?
roman oben
a man so good the san diego chargers let him leave
trade with the jets
to get their pick
Trade what?
i can be slow after a big dinner
politica - persecutor
What did you have?
Well i think it's blogworthy the fact that after 3 years the boosh hasn't bothered to ask for peace, in any way...
let me see if I can find some facts
...here facts...
...here facts...
has Bush ever asked the insurgents to lay down their weapons?
His exhortation for them to "bring it on" was widely misunderstood. What he really had in mind was for the insurgents to lay down their weapons and learn to do high school cheers instead, just like the Kirsten Dunst movie...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Ima..._It_On_film.jpg
Trade what?
Eli
touche
i had something new...pancakes with cranberries and apples...
not sure if I liked it all that much but I ate it all....
lol
I am glad the Plowboys signed TO. I've always hated them and am glad that they have willingly induced a malignant cancer onto their team. Let them rot I say.
I think the Jints need to be careful about signing Arrington. I think he is just another Penn State underacheiver like his old team mate Courtney Brown.
Drafted high, didn't produce pud.
"Some of the people that we've released from Guantanamo we have encountered again on the battlefield. Many of them have made quite clear that they will try to kill Americans or others again."
One of every cop's favorite deathless gripes is the carjacker who gets nabbed stealing a car the hour he's released. Does this mean all prison should be eternal?
i had something new...pancakes with cranberries and apples...
mmmm! sounds good.
I had the obligatory chicken sandwich.
has Bush ever asked the insurgents to lay down their weapons?
politica - persecutor
Just the opposite: "Bring'em on"
Junior high machismo. Asshole.
did I miss anything fun?
That This American Life on Gitmo last week should have been the topic of every media outlet.
thats better than the proverbial pbj
...another Bush empty rhetoric was "the war will end at an hour of our choosing."
Hey, Dubya. CHOOSE already!
thats better than the proverbial pbj
politica - persecutor
True. Sometimes.
thats better than the proverbial pbj
politica - persecutor
True. Sometimes.
"Some of the people that we've released from Guantanamo we have encountered again on the battlefield. Many of them have made quite clear that they will try to kill Americans or others again."
And if you're held falsely on an exaggerated premise, punished, humiliated and have years taken from your life, what exactly is the correct mode of behavior after (if) you're realeased? Huh Condi.
.
I've been saying for months that withdrawal will be at the very least announced by August '06. I suspect Operation Potemkin or whatver the fuck they called it was a first step in "as the Iraqi stand up, we will stand down". Too bad they fucked it all up.
and JohN Abraham is making eyes at the Seahawks
so who knows
"Some of the people that we've released from Guantanamo we have encountered again on the battlefield. Many of them have made quite clear that they will try to kill Americans or others again."
As fuckin if the way they were treated wouldn't give a person a reason to figger out a way to get a little bit even?
.fuck halospam
I had the obligatory chicken sandwich.
catnip | Homepage | 03.18.06 - 8:38 pm | #
Did it look like this ?
Okay, I meant this
...remember how Bush said, "...this is a war that was started by others at a time unknown to us; it will end at an hour of our choosing"?
...remember how years later, Bush hasn't chosen to end the war yet?
behavior after (if) you're realeased? Huh Condi.
.
Agent Orange - 8:41 pm
As fuckin if the way they were treated wouldn't give a person a reason to figger out a way to get a little bit even?
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka - 8:42 pm
brotha...
The rest of you, WE WILL BURY."
This will never happen, of course...
Eli
no, but works for me, and it's just the kind of talk dumb americans like. bring it on you asshole democrats.
Even granting the worst Condoleeeza is asking us to assume, the fact of the matter is that "recidivism" cannot be held as a vindication of sweeps that had no evidence to begin with or a proof of the need for perpetual imprisonment. All this is is more reason to hate the kind of airhead who can get good grades without comprehending anything.
Libby's been charged - why no fitzover celebrations?
"Sad, sad, so sad, that the original architects (Cheney and Rumsfeld; Negroponte and Poindexter) of so many failed policies are running things.
Darryl Pearce"
Nah, not really. They're helping us to more fully understand how NOT to do things. Leading by inverted example, if you will.
Okay, I meant this
whiskeyina
SpongeBob?
Libby's been charged - why no fitzover celebrations?
swampy mcfeverish - 8:45 pm
linkee?
but i thought he'd already been charged?
Kinda amusing. Photo of a woman at peace rally in London wearing on her face what she thinks is a peace symbol. It's actually the corporate logo for Mercedes-Benz. Thanks TPM
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/as...s.ap/
index.html
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Evening atriots.
WHat's going on? I've been asleep all day.
By defeating the terrorists in Iraq, we will bring greater security to our own country. And when victory is achieved, our troops will return home with the honor they have earned.
- today's Bush radio address
They're going to be over there for a long fucking time.
Kinda amusing. Photo of a woman at peace rally in London wearing on her face what she thinks is a peace symbol. It's actually the corporate logo for Mercedes-Benz. Thanks TPM
Maybe it's not a mistake?
"I want an end to all war... and a Mercedes."
The past is not dead. In fact, it's not even past.
~~William Faulkner.
"Never kill in the same family twice.
~~Old Viking Proverb
Kinda amusing. Photo of a woman at peace rally in London wearing on her face what she thinks is a peace symbol.
Maybe when the world is finally at peace the aliens will give us all a mercedes benz.
Photo of a woman at peace rally in London wearing on her face what she thinks is a peace symbol. It's actually the corporate logo for Mercedes-Benz.
Maybe she doesn't want Mercedes-Benz to go to war?
but i thought he'd already been charged?
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka
yeah - misread a headline on CNN - LOOked like frsh charges - this must be the story they were trying to obfuscate
Court papers filed late Friday raise the possibility a trial could become politically embarrassing for the Bush administration by focusing on the debate about whether the White House manipulated intelligence to justify the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq in March 2003.
Maybe it's not a mistake?
"I want an end to all war... and a Mercedes."
We're not related, are we?
SpongeBob?
catnip | Homepage | 03.18.06 - 8:47 pm | #
The sandwich. I want that chick's sandwich (though probably in younger days, I'd want her hair color...)!
His exhortation for them to "bring it on" was widely misunderstood. What he really had in mind was for the insurgents to lay down their weapons and learn to do high school cheers instead, just like the Kirsten Dunst movie...
If Dunst is an insurgent, sign me up.
Mercedes Benz is very peaceful.
Republicans, on the other hand, along with the dumb Americans supporting them, are warlike without bravery, offensive without honor, and judgmental without truth.
Maybe she doesn't want Mercedes-Benz to go to war?
Or she doesn't want us to go to war against Mercedes Benz.
Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
Chicago Sun-Times | Submitted by: darth_badger
"Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis."
By defeating the terrorists in Iraq, we will bring greater security to our own country. And when victory is achieved, our troops will return home with the honor they have earned.
- today's Bush radio address
He's just an imbecile. I barely bother to listen or read anything he blabbers. I'm coming to believe that's what his handlers are trying to achieve. Just ignore him, he's just a lump of shit.
.
"I want an end to all war... and a Mercedes."
I want a hovercraft. With the eels option.
This is a bit fucked up!
...a Gautier, Mississippi couple whose home was wrecked by Hurricane Katrina as saying two men identified themselves as journalists during a visit to the couple's home.
Elaine Akins told the newspaper she and her husband Jerry were initially told by the two men that they were Fox News journalists, but that they later identified themselves as Secret Service agents.
The sandwich. I want that chick's sandwich (though probably in younger days, I'd want her hair color...)!
whiskeyina
Oh THAT sandwich! lol
drop your panties, sir william, I cannot wait until lunchtime
I want a hovercraft. With the eels option.
Four eel drive?
Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
Chicago Sun-Times | Submitted by: darth_badger
"Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis."
This is why I use velcro to keep mine attached.
We're not related, are we?
fourlegsgood
hey man
she's already my secret alberta sister
"Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis."
kei & yuri
You gotta work with what you have.
Oh, Lord, won't ya buy me a Mercedes Benz? - Janis
shake your rump-ah
Four eel drive?
It's an electric eel/gas hybrid.
Detachable penis as weapon?
"Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis."
kei & yuri
You gotta work with what you have.
You know how in the movies, when the bad guy runs out of ammo, he throws his gun at the guy chasing him...
We remember hearing somewhere that plastic surgeons are not really necessarily the same thing as doctors,. and there are some really scaring sons of bitches out there. Terry Gilliam's father was fucked up by an "acid man," inspiring the plastic surgery hijinks in Brazil.
The Butcher of South Beach
WPLG-TV 10 Fort Lauderdale | Submitted by: Revolver44
"Reinaldo Silvestre was convicted of aggravated battery and practicing medicine without a license for disfiguring several people." ... "Silvestre, who posed as a general surgeon, performed operations on the women who went to see him for breast augmentations, but were grossly disfigured and instead had to see licensed doctors to try and repair the damage." ... "Champion bodybuilder and former Mr. Mexico Alexander Baez also went to Silvestre's Ocean Health Center in Miami Beach to have his pectoral muscles enhanced. But he woke up to find he had been given female breast implants. Baez's attorney said veterinary anesthesia was used on his client, who woke up three times during the procedure."
This is why I use velcro to keep mine attached.
It's why I have a spare
Are they sure it was his penis?
is your name michael diamond?
no my names clarence
electric eel gas is worse than doggy farts.
Detachable penis as weapon?
ronjazz |
imprisoned for beating someone with it?
Detachable penis as weapon?
ronjazz
Next thing you know, there will be loose boobs flying everywhere.
In which the Prince of Pot meets the DEA
MSNBC | Submitted by: ScrinMaster, DonkeyHotey
Sweet marijuana smoke tumbles down the steps from "the Vapor Lounge," a corner of Marc Emery's bookstore where customers toke up at will. "We get high with everybody," Emery says, shrugging. "This is a pilgrimage spot, and people come here from all over the world. We get high."
Stoney Ranchers + Toka-Cola = Crazy Delicious
The Smoking Gun | Submitted by: TreBob
"A California drug operation manufactured marijuana-laced candy and soft drinks that were packaged to resemble popular products like Jolly Ranchers, Milky Way, and Pop Tarts." ... More from SF Chronicle: "There was a great deal of sophistication that involved different labels, pretty much knockoffs of the real thing. This is potentially dangerous for kids and people who don't know what they're eating and what they're drinking."
Next thing you know, there will be loose boobs flying everywhere.
God, if You're listening, you know I don't ask You for much...
At $10,000 per Iraqi citizen already spent on this war, we could have purchased a pre-owned high mileage Mercedes touring sedan for every one their.
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The guy with 5 penii? Pants fit like a glove.
Even the dog was drunk
Chicago Tribune | Submitted by: DOA
"The officer got real close to the little pooch and determined there was a strong odor of alcohol about the dog," said Island Lake Police Chief John Fellmann. "The dog proceeded to throw up in the car."
erratum
their=there
Next thing you know, there will be loose boobs flying everywhere.
That would be nice.
New weapon in the GWOT: the Mighty Testicle Launcher
"A California drug operation manufactured marijuana-laced candy and soft drinks that were packaged to resemble popular products like Jolly Ranchers, Milky Way, and Pop Tarts."
Pot Tarts and *Very* Jolly Ranchers.
What should you do if your eyeball comes out of your head?
Slate | Submitted by: Wolfmoosepigchicken
"Get it put back in, and soon. The longer you remain in this rare condition -- known as "globe luxation" -- the more strain you'll put on the blood vessels and nerves that connect your eye to the rest of your head. Your luxated globes will also be susceptible to corneal abrasions or inflammation, and the feeling of your eyelids clamped down behind them won't be pleasant."
And the Kurds in the north are not happy either!
The last 2 days the news has been as bad as at any time in the last 5 years - so much horrible stuff - s few sippets of good news but mostly the admin gets away with everything and short of everyone taking to the streets I find it hard to believe it's going to change any time soon -
I want a flying car.
I saw a thing on history channel today (about UFOs) that showed this guy in Seattle who has built kind of a hovering platform in his garage.
It was kind of cool. No one is sure how it works, but the speculation is that it creates some sort of ion- down draft that creates the lift.
http://www.ucomics.com/tomtoles/...les/
index.phtml
Talk about fear of commitment: you don't even want the boobs attached?
The Global Struggle Against Penile Extremism.
Marijuana's for staying home on Saturday night and commenting on a blog.
Just in case anyone's wondering.
fuck the Mercedes, i want Paris.
wait, i might have that backwards.
Bovines make futile attempt at freedom
San Antonio Express-News | Submitted by: Artic Tundra
"OK, pay attention — this is complicated. At about 9:45 p.m., the gate fell open on an 18-wheeler hauling cattle eastbound on the interstate near the Texas 123 Bypass in Seguin. “Cows started being deposited on the highway,” said Seguin Police spokeswoman Maureen Watson."
God, if You're listening, you know I don't ask You for much...
Eli
If they're Harris', use your shield. Those things can kill.
the Mighty Testicle Launcher
catnip
"If I had a testicle launcher"
by Bruce Cockburn
New weapon in the GWOT: the Mighty Testicle Launcher
A different kind of cannonball...
WE GOT SUMPINNA SAY
WE KILLED YOUR PREZNIT TODAY
ANNIT
DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO US
AS LONG AS HE'S DEAD
Student Loses Computer Over Bush Criticism
WSOC-TV 9 Charlotte | Submitted by: anonymous
"A college student who used modified song lyrics to describe the violent death of President Bush on a Web site said he meant no harm -- but the U.S. Secret Service seized his computer nonetheless. Tim Willis, a freshman at Mars Hill College, said he made the posting to myspace.com in late February in response to a posting by a friend, whose computer also was seized. The lyrics were from "Bullet," a 1978 song by the punk band The Misfits. Willis replaced references to President Kennedy with Bush's name."
Pot Tarts and *Very* Jolly Ranchers.
Works for me.
http://www.ucomics.com/tomtoles/...les/ index.phtml
1watt Hermit
I can't believe the Bushistas allow Tom Toles to continue living.
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Lurking turkeys menace residents
Boston Herald | Submitted by: Liz
"As I was walking faster, they’d walk faster. I heard a sound behind me and then I felt the turkey’s claw on my back. I was lucky that there was a branch right there and I swung it at the turkey."
Talk about fear of commitment: you don't even want the boobs attached?
Not fear of commitment. Fear of abandonment. If you can get the boobs without all the other entanglements, what's not to love?
"OK, pay attention — this is complicated. At about 9:45 p.m., the gate fell open on an 18-wheeler hauling cattle eastbound on the interstate near the Texas 123 Bypass in Seguin. “Cows started being deposited on the highway,” said Seguin Police spokeswoman Maureen Watson."
Oh George, not the livestock...
If Dunst is an insurgent, sign me up.
NTodd, Marquis de Condorket
Rebel, rebel put on your dress...
Big ol' sign needed
CNN | Submitted by: Wolfear
"Had Tonya Dixon realized the man living across the street was a convicted sex offender, she says she would never have moved with her family to a mobile home in a quiet, isolated neighborhood." ... "They need a big ol' sign in the yard letting people know," said Dixon, 29, who has three young children.
myspace.com is full of terroristas, obviously.
Lurking turkeys menace residents
Boston Herald | Submitted by: Liz
"As I was walking faster, they’d walk faster. I heard a sound behind me and then I felt the turkey’s claw on my back. I was lucky that there was a branch right there and I swung it at the turkey."
Oh yeah, I read about them last year, between Tday and Xmas, I think. Heehee!
This is why the N-word won't die
MSNBC | Submitted by: Bitter Cynic
When the wordplay turned tense, Vincent, 19, tried to defuse the situation, waving off Wendell E. Jones and saying, "Ah, y'all a clown." Thirty minutes later, as Vincent stepped to his car with a group of friends, Jones, 22 at the time, sneaked up behind him and fired six bullets into his head. As Jones walked away, court testimony would reveal, he snickered, "Who's the clown now?" ... "The 2004 murder was part of what law enforcement sees as an alarming trend in Prince George's County: low-"flash point" killings, in which attackers resort to deadly violence over trivial confrontations."
Rebel, rebel put on your dress...
How'd you know my face is a mess?
Meanwhile in Spain...
SwissInfo | Submitted by: anyone
"Mass street drinking sessions fuelled clashes between Spanish youths and riot police early on Saturday, leaving 80 people injured and 70 arrested in Barcelona and Salamanca, police said. Tens of thousands of young people gathered in cities around Spain on Friday night in an attempt to hold the biggest street drinking session or botellon (big bottle). In the southern city of Granada, police said 25,000 people joined the botellon."
Would you keep 'em in your pocket (the disentangled boobs, I mean)?
You know you're getting old when you miss the David Bowie references.
Would you keep 'em in your pocket (the disentangled boobs, I mean)?
No, I'd get a nice carrying case, like I have for my iPods.
Tens of thousands of young people gathered in cities around Spain on Friday night in an attempt to hold the biggest street drinking session or botellon (big bottle). In the southern city of Granada, police said 25,000 people joined the botellon.
Aux armes, citoyens!
Formez vos botellons!
"I have to laugh. Just went over to FreeRepublic just for the hell of it. The denial and pant-filling going on over the Newsweek poll numbers is truly funny.
If only we Dems could unite behind a clearly defined set of principles. Then we'd have the mothers by the short ones.
grogmeister"
Let's just make up our minds: Peace is now inevitable, war is just a racket. Do we now see it for what it really is, or not?
I think the answer is three boobs; one in the back for dancing. Flying boobs reminds me of Bush on AF1.
Would you keep 'em in your pocket (the disentangled boobs, I mean)?
whiskeyina
The pocket protector takes up all of the room.
No, I'd get a nice carrying case, like I have for my iPods.
NTodd, Marquis de Condorket | Homepage | 03.18.06 - 9:03 pm | #
Sold!
So the song was allowed to exist as long as it referred to Kennedy who was actually, you know assasinated but not when it was changed to reference this bum?
I have to laugh. Just went over to FreeRepublic just for the hell of it. The denial and pant-filling going on over the Newsweek poll numbers is truly funny.
A clip I have of Rush in my latest podcast (exporting right now) has him spluttering about the various bad polls and how Democrats think they somehow show that most people hate Bush.
You know you're getting old when you miss the David Bowie references.
catnip
I was gonna guess the Spongemonkeys!
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Ntodd, you know that porn stars make all kind of body parts that you can purchase.
They don't even need a blood supply.
No, I'd get a nice carrying case, like I have for my iPods.
NTodd, Marquis de Condorket | Homepage | 03.18.06 - 9:03 pm | #
Sold!
Do you deliver?
I don't know if any market replicas of their breasts, though.
I was gonna guess the Spongemonkeys!
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Agent Orange
Are they related to SpongeBob?
Ntodd, you know that porn stars make all kind of body parts that you can purchase.
Nah, I'm into organic.
Well, I'm no "porn star", but yes, hot delivery available...
I just saw V for Vendetta in Austin, Texas. The audience applauded at the end and in several parts of the movie, like when the Bush administ-- er, I mean the bad guys got theirs. I said, "For the republicans, for Bush" at the end and got agreeable laughter.
This movie was the best thing I've seen since Fahrenheit 911. V is like Chomsky with a bad attitude.
Loved it. Go see it. Let's make it real.
Nah, I'm into organic.
NTodd, Marquis de Condorket
Broccoli boobs?
I don't know if any market replicas of their breasts, though.
fourlegsgood
Trader Joe?
Nah, I'm into organic.
Well, I think you're probably out of luck, unless you go back to school and become a mad scientist.
Well, I'm no "porn star", but yes, hot delivery available...
30 minutes or they're free?
God, if You're listening, you know I don't ask You for much...
Eli - 8:56 pm
you shoulda been on that movie set with me on tuesday...more boobs less restrained, and more enthusiastically posed than you have likely seen in one place ever...
the things i do for art...
Evening all.
Haveth Childers Everywhere.
On c-span2/bookTV now
After Words
A Weekly Look at Selected Book TV Programs
On Saturday, March 18 at 9:00 pm and Sunday, March 19 at 6:00 pm and at 9:00 pm
After Words: Harvey Mansfield interviewed by Naomi Wolf
Description: This week on After Words, Harvey Mansfield, Professor of Government at Harvard University explains his answer to the question, "What is Manliness?" Using historical, philosophical, and political examples, Professor Mansfield traces the evolution of the word's definition from ancient times to its current meaning in today's gender-neutral society. He is interviewed on his new book, "Manliness," by author Naomi Wolf, who has also written books on gender and society including "The Beauty Myth : How Images of Beauty Are Used Against Women," "Promiscuities: The Secret Struggle for Womanhood," & "The Treehouse: Eccentric Wisdom from My Father on How to Live, Love, and See."
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Condi
“Who doesn’t know Liverpool who is my age?” she asked. “The very first album I bought was by the Beatles.”
The Liverpool Philharmonic Orchestra is putting on a gala concert in her honour, hosted by Roger McGough, the Mersey poet.
I refuse to watch Freddy v. Jason.
Theatrical releases don't belong on Scifi. The highest quality they should strive for is direct to DVD.
It sounds like you just have too much fun, Woody!
A clip I have of Rush in my latest podcast (exporting right now) has him spluttering about the various bad polls and how Democrats think they somehow show that most people hate Bush.
NTodd, Marquis de Condorket
Three words for Rush and Tweetie:
"Imcompetent," "Stupid," and "Liar."
Bwahahahahahahahahahha!
30 minutes or they're free?
NTodd, Marquis de Condorket | Homepage | 03.18.06 - 9:08 pm | #
Have you got that hovercraft handy?
Harvey Mansfield is a pussy.
Haveth Childers Everywhere.
Thers, Paterfamilias
How's the bambino%3ÿÇ?ýd the mom?
4Legs--Maxx and I are both unhappy about the Scifi state of affairs.
I may have to bake more cookies to console myself (and to get ready for a conference I'm cohosting).
*and the mom?
Evening all.
Haveth Childers Everywhere.
Thers, Paterfamilias
Huzzah!
Condi
When Straw was in Alabama, he described American football as “rugby with commercials”. Rice will be unable to cast judgment on British football as Blackburn Rovers have no home fixture during her visit.
She will, however, be treated to Lancashire hot pot and other northern delicacies. “I made Jack eat barbecue and catfish in Alabama, so whatever he wants to give me in Blackburn I’ll eat,” she said.
..the various bad polls and how Democrats think they somehow show that most people hate Bush.
NTodd, Marquis de Condorket
Unredeemable bush. Unlike nixon there will be no eventual forgiving. They'll be scraping the remains of innocent Ametricans off walls 20 years from now for the shit he pulled.
On the lighter side oh wait, there is no lighter side.
this is the nyt's article about torture - only go if you've got the stomach and lots of good weed and drink
It sounds like you just have too much fun, Woody!
Probably had a woody, too.
Next week's After Words looks to be worth some popcorn.
After Words
A Weekly Look at Selected Book TV Programs
On Saturday, March 25 at 9:00 pm and Sunday, March 26 at 6:00 pm and at 9:00 pm
After Words: Kevin Phillips and Grover Norquist
Description: This week on After Words, Kevin Phillips, a former Republican strategist explains his problems with America's majority political party. His new book is titled "American Theocracy: The Peril and Politics of Radical Religion, Oil, and Borrowed Money in the 21st Century." He is interviewed by GOP strategist, Grover Norquist, President of Americans for Tax Reform.
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A clip I have of Rush in my latest podcast (exporting right now) has him spluttering about the various bad polls and how Democrats think they somehow show that most people hate Bush.
On the way to taking the older kids to the hospital last night I caught a bit of Sam Seder playing a Rush clip -- a caller asked the junkie, "you say the Democrats don't have an agenda... what's the GOP agenda?"
The fucker was utterly at a loss. It was pretty funny.
People have been showing up at Condi appearances and shouting out war criminal, you have blood on your hands and nothing you do will wash it away.
I know some scouser will keep up the tradition.
Thers the Manly Man is here. Most heterosexual congratulations, madam and sir, on the sucessful expulsion. All's well?
Have you got that hovercraft handy?
Alas, no.
so whatever he wants to give me in Blackburn I’ll eat,” she said.
P O'Neill
Bring out the testicles!
also on c-span, it's redhedd vs one of the powerloiners tomorrow morning.
Quentin--I've learned a lot from Phillips' books. Thanks for the heads up.
Three words for Rush and Tweetie:
"Incompetent," "Stupid," and "Liar."
Shaw Kenawe
Sadly I've only got one: Murdidlyurderer!
thers'
congrats
from the province of saskatchewan
(sounds like
Greetings from astbury park, new jersey)
Tangled in this thread
I'm afred ah'm all soft in me head
But I'm all soft and full of corned beef too, damn this war in Iraq and damn the idiots who refuse to see its costs to my mortality and morals.
Thersites--congrats to the whole family, especially to NYMary on a job well done. How are the older kids taking the blessed event?
Baby and mom are fine. The spud is calmer than either of his older siblings were -- both of them were already full of mischief at 1 day old... SP calms down as soon as he's picked up.
Mom is tired, and complaining of back spasms. She's worried the very intense labor threw something off kilter. But basically she's happy and enjoying having nurses bring her things.
Tragedy has struck!
I'm out of Bell's seasoning!
I'd like to see Phillips interview Norquist. In his cell.
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Alas, no.
NTodd, Marquis de Condorket | Homepage | 03.18.06 - 9:12 pm | #
Darn! I knew I shoulda gone the "it's always free for you, babe" route...
Congrats Thers and NYMary.
NTodd--best you get the hovercraft ready, lest your eel become unhappy.
Sallyh, Vicious Fishes | Homepage | 03.18.06 - 9:09 pm |
We love porn, and we love seeing the stupid suffer (ie, laughing at Homer Simpson provided the stupidity was carefully contrived, not the mess he is now). But we cannot sit through the not-scary, downright insulting films that seem to say, "look at the silly naked bitch scream." They would actually be a step up if they followed some real serial killer's methods, but they are of the James Bond school of petty humiliation in death.
in several parts of the movie, like when the Bush administ-- er, I mean the bad guys got theirs. I said, "For the republicans, for Bush" at the end and got agreeable laughter.
common dedominator
Well, you caused me to laugh agreeably. thanks.
Well, I prefer things bringing me nurses, but regards anyhoo.
Now, about a new president...
People have been showing up at Condi appearances and shouting out war criminal, you have blood on your hands and nothing you do will wash it away.
People who don't like being called war crinminals shouldn't start stupid bullshit wars.
I can see Condi as kind of a whiny Lady MacBeth.
FREE NYMary's back!
Hmm. The Brits are having a hard time with V for Vendetta --as the did A Clockwork Orange.
Meanwhile, Blair has been handing our peerages for a cool million quid. Drug!
new thread? it's 9.13?
ah Thers enjoy having a calm one
I had one of those....
always a delight, always top of her class, a quiet reader and thinker and ready smile...
she's currently in Senegal on internship in international development, has already spent a summer in India, and will be 21 next August. I think she was quiet whilst planning her moves.
but yeah, quiet, it was nice while it lasted.
in several parts of the movie, like when the Bush administ-- er, I mean the bad guys got theirs. I said, "For the republicans, for Bush" at the end and got agreeable laughter.
common dedominator
Well, you caused me to laugh agreeably. thanks.
swampy mcfeverish | 03.18.06 - 9:16 pm | #
A revolution without agreeable laughter is not a revolution I want to participate in.
Owls bearing towels.
Now tornadoes threaten the Gulf Coast.
Poor people can't catch a fucking break.
I got a headache.
Going to bed.
Buenas noches.
How are the older kids taking the blessed event?
Hard to say. The 6-Year-Old has already been through this and so is pretty relaxed, and being just his usual goony self. The 1-Year-Old is not entirely sure what's going on. I don't think we'll see what's up until mom and SP come home from the hospital.
Both of them LOVE the hospital. The way it is now, basically a birthing room gets sort of half converted into a hotel room for a couple of days. So there's a TV for cartoons, a sink for making bubbles, all sorts of interesting drawers to open, places to stick toys, vending machines, tons of trouble to cause... since both of them are mostly interested in creating utter havoc, it is kind of Nirvana.
owls
The wingnut take on V for Vendetta...
"V" for Vicious Propaganda
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Arti...le.asp?
ID=21621
If you liked the politics of last weekend's Oscar nominees, you'll love "V for Vendetta."
It's an exciting, quality Bin Laden film.
But if you're like the rest of mainstream America--you support our troops, believe in firmly responding to terrorists on our own shores, and/or respect Christianity--then, don't waste your time at this piece of garbage masquerading as a superhero movie. It is anything but.
If most other Hollywood films subtly whisper of an agenda, "V" clocks you over the head with it with a still sizzling, iron frying pan of extreme leftism. It doesn't arrive in theaters until March 17, but already the mainstream (ie. liberal) movie critics and entertainment media are raving about this egregious attack on our war on terror.
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The fact that they are reading this movie, which is based on a twenty year old story, as an attack on Bush says more about them than it does about the movie.
Anyone living in the SF Bay Area should be considering a roadtrip to Point Reyes, Tomales Bay and points north in the next few weeks.
Prepare to be awed.
plantsman
Mrs. Hey is leading a college group kayaking on Monterey Bay in a couple of weeks. We'll hike Point Lobos after. Done it many times, and still looking forward to it.
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