I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Yes!
Bush presidency: FIERY WRECK!
pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/shakes fist -- albeit lovingly -- at pie
Revolution in the rust belt?
Thirsday!
I hope he wins - independents need the encouragement!
Sorry, res. I refreshed the page and voila!
The pugs have no shame, the nasty little buggers.
Nice troop support there, too.
Forgive me for interrupting, but before I go lighten my blood volume, I'm taking suggestions for indulgent purchases. I wanna buy something neat (or kiss off everything and leave town) and I can't think of anything immediately available. Anybody?
A bag.
GWPDA, buy an electric car with a horn that plays la marseilles
I'm taking suggestions for indulgent purchases.
A red sports car to keep the yellow Jeep company.
Stayed up last night to watch CSPAN's reairing of the Senate Judiciary hearing on Russ' censure resolution.
Is there a bigger asshole seeking a name for himself than Goober Graham?
A small jet would be nice.
How about a nice cable news channel?
Forgive me for interrupting, but before I go lighten my blood volume, I'm taking suggestions for indulgent purchases. I wanna buy something neat (or kiss off everything and leave town) and I can't think of anything immediately available. Anybody?
GWPDA
An extraordinarily elaborate kite.
An extraordinarily elaborate kite.
With seating for two!!
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Just more liberal bias and hatred. Why can't you leftist USA-haters just shut up? It doesn't play well in Peoria. America is sick of you. Stop quoting those BS liberal polls that say Bush is NOT popular, they are LIES! He IS! And I have facts, not just a lot of leftist slobbering and namecalling, you idiots!
How about a nice cable news channel?
Yes, buy Faux and make everyone spout liberal talking points. Now that would be funny, Hume, Hannity, and O'Reilly as moonbats.
True story: I actually worked in a kite store (yes, they exist) for two days. Then the manager said, "You have to cut your hair to sell kites here." And I said, "No, I really don't."
Then I went and got drunk in a daiquiri bar on Decatur Street.
GWPDA:
How 'bout shares in Trader Joe's?
Good morning, moonbats!
I'd say, "April Fool" ~ but I got nuthin'. I suck at pranks.
"Is there a bigger asshole seeking a name for himself than Goober Graham?"
He was pretty amazing to watch. After he spent his five minutes browbeating Dean, he sat ther rocking in his chair like a little kid who did't win an argument with his mother.
Yes, buy Faux and make everyone spout liberal talking points. Now that would be funny, Hume, Hannity, and O'Reilly as moonbats.
chris/tx
Several of 'em I expect would do it in a heartbeat if it meant more money and adulation.
especially with O'Reilly losing big numbers in his key demo.
GWPDA:
How 'bout shares in Trader Joe's?
watertiger
Good. But privately owned. Could use some sesame oil tho.
GWPDA-buy something for your yard, outdoor furniture, a fancy birdbath or water feature, or a sculpture.
Attaturk's suggestion is good also.
And who is Jane Faust and what sort of bargains has she made to be making these sort of challenges?
As far as I'm concerned, they can all come over here and fellate my turtle in the ass with a soggy piece of overripe ham
Does he even know what these words mean?
Ror,
I brought this up from downstairs as it was the precise place that stopped me in my tracks and my sentiment was almost identicle.
Who wrote this crap anyhoo???
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I'm taking suggestions for indulgent purchases.
A video iPod. Then you can watch doggy porn.
Liberal media. Biased.
Media has been weighed and in the balance found wanting.
Who wrote this crap anyhoo???
Roxanne. It's a joke.
I'm in a dilemma too-should I join the group demonstrating at my Congressman's office this afternoon, to ask him to censure/impeach Bush?
Or should I go see my friend who has cancer-I really owe her a visit, and I said I might see her this weekend.
Media has been weighed and in the balance found wanting.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Then you can watch doggy porn.
NTodd, Slow Hand
Pervert!
I'm in a dilemma too-should I join the group demonstrating at my Congressman's office this afternoon, to ask him to censure/impeach Bush?
Or should I go see my friend who has cancer-I really owe her a visit, and I said I might see her this weekend.
Karin | 04.01.06 - 10:13 am | #
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I think you should stop hating the USA and our president, stop brainwashing yourself with addled leftist claptrap, and support our troops in the fight for freedom.
Karin,
Just my two cents, but visit the friend.
You can still voice your opinion about censure, but your friendship is more immportant right now. People who are ill need all the love and support we can give them.
Roxanne. It's a joke.
Thanks! I had kinda hoped.
BTW Mr Smith goes to Warshington is on the teebee, monument montage away!
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Kari n - friends first. Censure after.
Karin - visit your friend. Plenty of people will be demonstrating.
Or should I go see my friend who has cancer-I really owe her a visit, and I said I might see her this weekend.
Karin - 10:13 am
go see your friend first, go to the demo later, and tell her/him you're attending as her/his proxy...?
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BTW Mr Smith goes to Warshington is on the teebee, monument montage away!
The original or the Mel Gibson version?
Media has been weighed and in the balance found wanting.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
NTodd, Slow Hand
They found a scale capable of measuring the dead weight of the KKKorner Kids???
Can't we just have one day, just one day, without trolls?
I pray to the universe for this gift every night...
Master Turk:
I just came back from a road trip over to Rising Hegemon. This statement:
I know that Mr. Buckley has allowed you to pretty much run the internet side of this magazine and you have taken advantage of the fact that he does not know how to operate the "machine".
And this:
As you know gentlemen, accepting failure is not an option for the modern conservative. Only pointing the finger of blame at others is acceptable.
leave me no other option than to conclude that you, sir, are a warped individual. Funnier than a motherfucker, but warped still the same.
Is there a bigger asshole seeking a name for himself than Goober Graham?
Jeff Sessions, George Allen, John Cornyn, John Kyl?
I pray to the universe for this gift every night...
Vicki,
It's yours!
Media has been weighed and in the balance found wanting.
L. Brent Bozell III
"Media" is plural, dumbass.
Strange, I just got a sense of deja vu...
It's yours!
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Yay!
Can't we just have one day, just one day, without trolls?
Sure, that's easy. Just don't get online.
The original or the Mel Gibson version?
Jimmy Stewart.
Is there a bigger asshole seeking a name for himself than Goober Graham?
Jeff Sessions, George Allen, John Cornyn, John Kyl?
plantsman
I give you Pat Roberts and Sam Brownback.
"Media" is plural, dumbass.
Excuse me...
That was too fucking funny. Reminds me of a sentence my ex-employee edited into a piece when I was on vacation and unable to proof-read:
"The criteria for the components has..."
I think you should stop hating the USA and our president, stop brainwashing yourself with addled leftist claptrap, and support our troops in the fight for freedom.
L. Brent Bozell III
Oh. That's what you think, is it?
I give you Pat Roberts and Sam Brownback.
Tom - 大肚腩 | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 10:18 am
tom coburn and jim inhoffe would kick brownback/roberts' ass for brainless drooling...
Jeff Sessions, George Allen, John Cornyn, John Kyl?
What's really dangerous is when they're all in a room together.
Who do you think makes up the anus of the Borg?
http://www.buffalobeast.com/50/top10.htm
This is great....and so true!
"The criteria for the components has..."
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | 04.01.06 - 10:18 am | #
Ouch! I think my eyes are starting to bleed.
Look, some actual news instead of Open Thread and Urgent Begathon posts!
Greetings, gang. Has the Chimp been impeached yet? Or do we still have to listen to the alleged wisdom of a parody troll wannabe?
Hey. I show up, and... sheets!
If Tedious Smith shows up today, don't forget to remind him that his great burden is that no woman will ever touch him, no matter how much he offers to pay them.
Who do you think makes up the anus of the Borg?
watertiger
Wow. That's like a koan.
I think you should stop hating the USA and our president, stop brainwashing yourself with addled leftist claptrap
What's that you say, L.? You got a case of the clap? Better watch where you put that thing, L.
Jimmy Stewart.
Damn, I so love the line, "All in favor say...DIE!"
Hey, Vicki! [hugs]
Hi filkertom!
{{{Hugs back at you!}}}
You've all confirmed my decision. Laziness is a factor, because the Congresscritter is only 10 minutes away, and the friend is a 2+ hour drive. But I will go see her.
tom coburn and jim inhoffe would kick brownback/roberts' ass for brainless drooling...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka
yeah, well brownback and roberts will kick coburn and inhofe's asses for trying to make names for themselves by being all around assholes stomping on investigations of wrong-doing and thinking they've got a shot at 2008.
I think you should stop hating the USA1 and our president2, stop brainwashing yourself with addled leftist claptrap3, and support our troops4 in the fight for freedom5.
1 - we love our country.
2 - Bush is fucking moron, just like you.
3 - we actually have critical thinking skills, which your talking point bullshit doesn't require
4 - we do. We're not the ones who cut VA funding, didn't give them the armor they need, and sent them into a civil war.
5 - freedom is not something doled out like candy by a benevolent nation.
Thanks Billy B.
So is 'Senate' the proper term for a group of schmucks?
Well, with respect to the whole plural/singular thing, Shelby Foote, the long lost younger nephew of Col. Sanders, and a damn fine historian, noted that before the American Civil War it was common to say "The United States are..." whereas in the years since the war it is now said "The United States is...". The "Media", taken as a whole, may rightly be referenced in the singular whilst acknowldging the independant characteristics of its constituant members.
Not worth it, NTodd. He's a six-year-old who's convinced mimicry is cleverness. A recording device mistaken for sentient. A macaw without plumage.
Vaffanculo!
The "Media", taken as a whole, may rightly be referenced in the singular whilst acknowldging the independant characteristics of its constituent members.
It's an Hinglish thing.
Off to be de-blooded. After that - I'm gonna buy me some new vacuum cleaner bags!
Damn, I so love the line, "All in favor say...DIE!"
A fine piece of filmaking if there ever was one.
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Is there a bigger asshole seeking a name for himself than Goober Graham?
Jeff Sessions, George Allen, John Cornyn, John Kyl,Pat Roberts and Sam Brownback, tom coburn and jim inhoffe...
Let us not forget that smooth-talking ueber-scary guy Orrin Hatch.
Not worth it, NTodd. He's a six-year-old who's convinced mimicry is cleverness. A recording device mistaken for sentient. A macaw without plumage.
I wish he were pining for the fjords.
think you should stop hating the USA1 and our president2, stop brainwashing yourself with addled leftist claptrap3, and support our troops4 in the fight for freedom5.
I think you are part of a rapidly shrinking minority and that you should just shut the fuck up and go away.
Tom, the reps are putting ratfuckers into party ranks to try and disrupt Dems or create false outrage scenarios for the upcoming elections.
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