I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
frist
second
thrid
Snakes!
Home Run!!!
Out at the plate.
is it the iPod listening part that makes it so bad?
Nah! You can sub "Snakes!" for the win.
I bet she drinks the occasional latte, too.
Just plain uppity, that's what she is.
Hecate - I would guess that it's the baby-killing part. Except for that, we all meet the criteria, pretty much.
I know I do - well, except for the socialite part - I'm not that either.
uh oh. link is fitzed for me.
I know I do - well, except for the socialite part - I'm not that either.
Tena
I think in this context, it just means "She has friends, and sometimes goes out at night to do things."
A whole other world, for this guy.
Aw, man, the Boze must have run out of material. Things just aren't the same without a parody troll.
Serpentine!! Serpentine!!
Phila - did I miss your nudibranch yesterday? I'm feeling distinctly lacking in nudibranch-ness.
Is that better or worse than a tree-hugging, martini-drinking, incense-burning, cat-owning, grandmother?
Hecate Malificent
I don't know - is it better or worse than a tree-hugging, constitution loving cat owning pot smoking grandmother?
Ohhh, I get it, it's another parody site!
Right?
RIGHT?!
Believe me, I'm not humor-impaired, I just can't tell anymore.
I think he left out rare-tuna eating, Volvo driving, chardonnay-sipping, urbanite.
I love Amanda's flip-flop wearing martini glasses too.
Phila - did I miss your nudibranch yesterday? I'm feeling distinctly lacking in nudibranch-ness.
If so, it wasn't for lack of me whoring it 'round these parts!
Here it is again, though.
Guys, I need a bit more support:
The Epic Humiliation of Ben Domenech
I don't know - is it better or worse than a tree-hugging, constitution loving cat owning pot smoking grandmother?
Tena
Speaking as a Bush-bashing, queer-coddling, fancy-pants nigger-lover who believes in moral relativism, I find it impossible to tell.
Why'd it have to be snakes?
Hecate, the people who were renting the theater the last couple of days would not have amused you. The kind of ignorant arrogant xtianist boobs who think Moslems worship Mohammed, all non-xtianists are pathetic and amoral, God isn't in the public schools (Seems like God is everywhere, last I heard.) etc.,etc., ad infinitum, ad nauseam. They were paying customers and personally nice, so I gritted my teeth and smiled and brought the lights up and down.
Phila,
Every week I think: OK, now THAT'S the most gorgeous one there is. Then the next week, you put up another one and I think: OK, THIS one is REALLY the most gorgeous.
...The two discussed a newspaper article in which Weldon said he had to campaign this election...
"Well, yes, you do have to come back to the district and campaign," Sestak cracked.
"It was like an exasperation, 'I have to campaign this time,'" Apt said.
http://tinyurl.com/rf7q9
So, um, lemme see here -
a bunch of pictures on Flickr is PROOF, PROOF I DARE SAY SIRRAH! that Amanda from Pandagon is a baby kiliing blah blah, in spite of the fact that the pictures are California wall murals?
Am I missing something here?
Here it is again, though.
Phila
Wow.
That was worth another round of blogwhoring, fo sho fo sho fo sho.
Thanks!
Phila,
Every week I think: OK, now THAT'S the most gorgeous one there is. Then the next week, you put up another one and I think: OK, THIS one is REALLY the most gorgeous.
Hecate Malificent
And I've got about 6000 left to go!
I like to bludgeon the babies to death *with* my iPod.
While I'm listening to it.
Ohhh, I get it, it's another parody site!
Only for today.
Tomorrow it's back to sucking "Nice Doggy" Misha's dick (if he can find it)...
Hecate - I know just what you mean - I've run out of words for the nudibranches.
My favorite is still one Phila showcased a month or more ago now. It was mostly white, with black spots and bright yellow touches on it - I want a spring dress made out of chiffon with the same colors and patterns it had.
It was a very Parisian nudibranch.
I like to bludgeon the babies to death *with* my iPod.
Doesn't it mess up the iPod?
Ugh.
We Are NOt OKay
What was it like to be a college student volunteering to spend Spring break cleaning out houses in New Orleans only to find the remains of a very young girl and a woman perhaps her grandmother huddled together in a ruined house, seven months after?
The newspapers don't tell us, because it was not an exceptional occurrence. As the headline moved by the Reuters News Agency summaries, Grim Find Shows Normalcy Still Eludes New Orleans.
The media would have never let a dem president get away with this, but then again, this wouldn't have happened under a dem president or any competent president.
The problem is that those martini glasses were empty.
Doesn't it mess up the iPod?
I have a hard case that just wipes clean.
I like to bludgeon the babies to death *with* my iPod.
While I'm listening to it.
Eli
I've filled my iPod with speeches by Stalin and Castro, Barbra Streisand's complete back catalog, Michael Moore's Oscar acceptance speech, and the audiobook version of "The 18th Brumaire of Louis Napoleon," as read by George Clooney.
An oil painting featuring me.
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I like to bludgeon the babies to death *with* my iPod.
Doesn't it mess up the iPod?
Yes, and it bruises the flesh. Not a good idea at all if you want to have a proper barbecued xtian baby feast.
The media would have never let a dem president get away with this, but then again, this wouldn't have happened under a dem president or any competent president.
pie
That's the truth. Bill Maher shut down Dana Rorbacher, who was defending Commander CooCoo Bananas' lost 7 minutes in that Florida school last night by asking him if he'd still be defending that reaction if it had been Clinton. Rorbacher finally sputtered and went quiet for a couple of minutes.
Private Property.
I like to bludgeon the babies to death *with* my iPod.
Oh, come on already.
Not enough mass there for proper bludgeoning. I prefer my entire "Dungeons & Dragons" book set for bludgeoning babies, with the added value of being able to summon demons with the books afterwards. Two for the price of one!
Yes, and it bruises the flesh. Not a good idea at all if you want to have a proper barbecued xtian baby feast.
Just the the top of the head, and quite frankly, that's not really the tastiest bit.
From MSNBC:
"Shiite leaders have also said Washington has told them it does not want Jaafari -- criticized by Sunnis and Kurds for failing to stem the violence -- to continue as prime minister."
So, this is freedom and democracy? The Iraqi people and elected government is free to do what we say!
I've filled my iPod with speeches by Stalin and Castro,
I have an iPod full of songs in French which I listen to while I quaff Burgundy wines, eat escargot, and wear a beret!
Oh, come on already.
That's what the hard case is for.
It's cast-iron with lots of sharp corners.
Just the the top of the head, and quite frankly, that's not really the tastiest bit
You have a point there.
You have a point there.
No I don't! My head is perfectly round, I'll have you know.
So, this is freedom and democracy? The Iraqi people and elected government is free to do what we say!
Just wait 'til they start requesting the troops leave.
Private Property is the essence of Western Civilization.
An essence that must be transcended through social organization.
"Shiite leaders have also said Washington has told them it does not want Jaafari -- criticized by Sunnis and Kurds for failing to stem the violence -- to continue as prime minister."
So, this is freedom and democracy? The Iraqi people and elected government is free to do what we say!
It's simply George W. Bush exercising his constitutional right to free speech. I don't see the problem.
private property is neither private nor property
I have an iPod full of songs in French which I listen to while I quaff Burgundy wines, eat escargot, and wear a beret!
Oh, the horror!!
Well, I have an iPod full of Dixie Chick songs that I listen to as I eat breakfast burritos and other tex-mex delicacies, proving that I am in league with the brown horde ready to overrun america.
Top that!!
by asking him if he'd still be defending that reaction if it had been Clinton.
Rorbacher KNOWS that Clinton would not have just sat there, if an event such as this would have even occurred while he was prez.
They know what they've got in Chimpy (or what they haven't got), but it will taken a lot of wild ponies to get them to admit it.
Doesn't it mess up the iPod?
Scratches that cheap-ass screen all to shit.
Of course, so does breathing on it...
My favorite is still one Phila showcased a month or more ago now. It was mostly white, with black spots and bright yellow touches on it - I want a spring dress made out of chiffon with the same colors and patterns it had.
I really like this one.
But this one may still be my favorite.
Private Property is the essence of Western Civilization.
Heh, you used that one a few weeks ago. Writer's block?
Private Property.
It's very telling and interesting to see what people do and achieve when they aquire "private property".
Use it for the economic security, education, and well being of family, friends and community.
Or buy Humvees, McMansions, drugs.
Which ones are "liberal" values, and which ones are "conservative values.
Which pattern of behavior describes modern "conservatives"?
Heh, you used that one a few weeks ago. Writer's block?
Define "writer".
Tell you what - we both get babies and you use the iPod and I get the entire 1st edition AD&D set (complete with DEMONS! OOH SCARY) and we'll see whose baby goes down first.
My Geek-Fu is powerful!
"Shiite leaders have also said Washington has told them it does not want Jaafari
No wonder Al Sistani isn't opening letters from Chimpy.
*I can't heeeeeeaarrrr you.*
Speaking as a Bush-bashing, queer-coddling, fancy-pants nigger-lover who believes in moral relativism, I find it impossible to tell.
Have I mentioned sir, that I like the cut of your Jib?
Afternoon fellow traveler.
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They're young and tender, don't need a lot of bludgeoning. Now if you're going to barbecue a full-grown xtian, not only do you have to pound well all over, you better set up a big drip pan. Lot o' lard on some a them big boys.
They're young and tender, don't need a lot of bludgeoning. Now if you're going to barbecue a full-grown xtian, not only do you have to pound well all over, you better set up a big drip pan. Lot o' lard on some a them big boys.
If so, it wasn't for lack of me whoring it 'round these parts!
I forgot to go look yesterday, which is probably why I went to bed feeling so hollow.
Tell you what - we both get babies and you use the iPod and I get the entire 1st edition AD&D set (complete with DEMONS! OOH SCARY) and we'll see whose baby goes down first.
Dude, it's not a race. Maybe I *like* to take my time with it.
But this one may still be my favorite.
Beautiful!
Shiite leaders have also said Washington has told them it does not want Jaafari
S'OK. Leaders from almost every country in the world have told us they do not want Bush. Fair's fair.
Have I mentioned sir, that I like the cut of your Jib?
The feeling is more than mutual, sir!
And I've got about 6000 left to go!
WooooooooHoooooooo!!!!
/ponders whether he will live to see 6000 more fridays..........I think I'm gonna need my toes to figger it out.
.
Dude, it's not a race. Maybe I *like* to take my time with it.
But that's the American Way! Fast and half-assed!
That "moveonandshutup" (oooh, catchy!) dude was trying to Domenech somebody, but I can't remember who...
I am a United Negro Emeritus
/ponders whether he will live to see 6000 more fridays..........I think I'm gonna need my toes to figger it out.
No.
How does one cut a jib?
Eighteen years
Eighteen years
And on the eighteenth birthday
Found out it wasn't his!
Young fascist whines:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/
worldl...5723569,00.html
Later, Batsies. I'm off to spend some time w/ my grandson.
But that's the American Way! Fast and half-assed!
I'm not an American. Just ask any Republican.
Oh Phila, those are breathtaking.
The diversity of forms that life takes on this planet - what do you say? Such beauty at the bottom of the sea, in tiny little animals like these.
No.
Eli
Let's not be hasty about this! They're doing great things with bionics, these days.
Let's not be hasty about this! They're doing great things with bionics, these days.
Maybe if he were filthy rich...
Later, Batsies. I'm off to spend some time w/ my grandson.
Hecate Malificent
Oh god you're so lucky.
I'm off to spend some time w/ my grandson.
More pictures! Have fun!
I'm not an American. Just ask any Republican.
damn,that's right. We're supposed to be evil French-speaking Communist hugging tree defending terrorist sympathizers. My bad.
Maybe if I just use the "Dungoneer's survival guide"?
Maybe if I just use the "Dungoneer's survival guide"?
If it feels good, do it. That's our motto, you know.
I have no idea who Amanda Marcotte is.
I don't have an ipod either. My player is Rio Forge w/ 1 gig memory - holds 350 of my favorite tunes.
Just sayin'
There is something very wrong at the Liberal Avenger today.
But that's the American Way! Fast and half-assed!
I still remember fondly the chocolate-sprinkled-with-powdered-sugar nudibranch. Made me hungry to look at it.
Such beauty at the bottom of the sea, in tiny little animals like these.
Tena
If you ever get a chance, watch "The Deep" episode of David Attenborough's "Blue Planet." Absolutely staggering!
There's an underwater lake in it! I still feel like I dreamed this stuff...it's very hard to believe it's real.
I right now have a Quizno's prime rib sub, but cannot eat it because I'm on hold with the ratters, and Arthur nearly has got control of it anyway.
Is it me or does this season's Real Time with Bill Maher suck ass?
There's three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way, and the max power way
We ain't sayin' George don't care 'bout 'em
But we don't see him helpin' out em
/
EEgiyaMoney baAIaWeeeEEeee
Gay people, boycott the Bahamas!
Bahamas Ban Draws Ire
'Brokeback Mountain'
A Bahamian government board's decision to ban the movie "Brokeback Mountain" has prompted charges of discrimination and censorship in the island chain.
Gay rights groups and others have called on the Plays and Films Control Board to reverse its decision prohibiting theaters from showing the award-winning movie about a troubled love affair between two cowboys.
Theaters in Nassau, the capital, had already begun to advertise the movie Friday when the board announced its ban at the request of the Bahamas Christian Council.
Eighteen years
Eighteen years
And on the eighteenth birthday
Found out it wasn't his!
kei & yur
His baby momma's car crib
is bigger than his
you can see him play
on any given Sunday,
won the Superbowl
drive off in an Hyundai...
couldn't post the rest - too many lines
The feeling is more than mutual, sir!
Is it me or does this season's Real Time with Bill Maher suck ass?
Cletus the Fetus
His Repug masters told him that he was "too far to the right" and he obeys.
Anyone see the Generals new look?
Here.
Oops - sorry!
Too far to the LEFT.
We just went to the local grocery store. There's usually a small area in the meat section where they put cuts of beef, pork and veal that didn't sell dutring the week and are getting near the sell by date. Today, it was filled with stuff!! I've never seen so much. I asked the butcher about it, and he told me nothing was selling lately.
Oy.
There IS no such thing as "too far to the Right" in this country anymore.
Good afternoon, Liberal Elitists.
So I fixed up a law school friend with this cute young girl who works at my borg. They went out last night and I haven't heard a peep out of either one of them.
Bad?
Good?
Neither?
s it me or does this season's Real Time with Bill Maher suck ass?
Cletus the Fetus |
Sucks big time ass.
Every week I turn to Mr. Tena when it's over and say "HBO really needs to rethink this."
GWPDA - I thought the rats were kerput. They came back?
So I fixed up a law school friend with this cute young girl who works at my borg. They went out last night and I haven't heard a peep out of either one of them.
Bad?
Good?
Neither?
Maybe they're still... busy?
No.
Damn!!!
I just came to the same conclusion.
If I could hold on for only 115 more years......
.
Got to run along, but before I go, here's a cylindrical projection of Jupiter.
Theaters in Nassau, the capital, had already begun to advertise the movie Friday when the board announced its ban at the request of the Bahamas Christian Council.
Let's invade the Bahamas amd spread some of that freedom and democracy.
If you ever get a chance, watch "The Deep" episode of David Attenborough's "Blue Planet." Absolutely staggering!
We saw part of that and next time it is broadcast, I'll try to catch it all. What we saw was staggering. That is a beautiful series.
But this one may still be my favorite.
Phila
Yers is blue, Mines is green...
I'm starting to really like these li'l guys.
Phila; any idea where I can find line-drawings of these things, that make the structure clearer? I want to do some of these in clay, and the pix may be nice, but they leave the uninitiated a bit lost as to the actual shape of the thing in 3d, since we don't really know what we're looking at.
Good to hear I'm not alone. Last night when I was watching Maher, some republican gasbag was spewing the old talking points and I just fell asleep.
Terry C, Coldplayer | 04.01.06 - 2:59 pm |
The girl in the article is 15 now. How long before she meets her first black friend and decides all white men are eunuchs? Raising a kid as a racist sounds similar to the way the really religious ones always turn into dedicated daughters of Delilah.
Re Kanye: we avoided him because of what happened to rap in the 90s, but he kicks ass. He reminds of what made rap awesome back before it was a laugh-at-the-crazy-blacks freakshow.
Maybe if he were filthy rich...
A guy can dream can't he??
.
Maybe they're still... busy?
That's what I'm thinking ...
Maybe they're still... busy?
Eli |
in a burger king bathroom?
That's what I'm thinking ...
res ipsa loquitur
Post_Coital?
Today, it was filled with stuff!! I've never seen so much. I asked the butcher about it, and he told me nothing was selling lately.
As an indicator of consumer confidence for that stores customers, this is not good news. People will spend on food when they have no money for other things. If people are dropping back to beans, rice and tofu, they are feeling pretty broke.
Or maybe there's been a big change in their eating habit to a vegie diet, but I doubt this.
Today, it was filled with stuff!! I've never seen so much. I asked the butcher about it, and he told me nothing was selling lately.
I love the slightly used food section of the supermarket.
No, no rats that I can tell ql - but he left a trap under the sink and I don't want know no more about it. I figure either it's got an occupant formerly known as vermin, in which case I want it taken away - or it doesn't, in which I want it taken away as no longer necessary. Missed the guy tho, by fifteen minutes, while getting the sammitch.
Bad?
Good?
Neither?
Impossible to tell, although I suppose if they had really hit it off, one might have called. Who knows?
That's what I'm thinking ...
I think the worst case would be if one of them called you to tell you how great the date was, and the other one called you to tell you how terrible it was...
Bad?
Good?
Neither?
res ipsa loquitur
Still in bed, perhaps?
I'm not an American. Just ask any Republican.
damn,that's right. We're supposed to be evil French-speaking Communist hugging tree defending terrorist sympathizers. My bad.
Pere Ubu
I'm a feminazi moonbat...and fucking proud of it!
Impossible to tell, although I suppose if they had really hit it off, one might have called. Who knows?
Hell, even if they just had a good night out, I'd call it a success.
I right now have a Quizno's prime rib sub, but cannot eat it because I'm on hold with the ratters, and Arthur nearly has got control of it anyway.
So I take it that the first de-ratting did not take?
Thats a shame.
"Carpe Diem!!!" --Arther J GWPDA
.
A Bahamian government board's decision to ban the movie "Brokeback Mountain" has prompted charges of discrimination and censorship in the island chain.
We don't know about the Bahamas but in Jamaica right now you can be killed for being gay.
Hell, even if they just had a good night out, I'd call it a success.
Too soon to start calling around to hospitals and police stations, right?
If I could hold on for only 115 more years......
.
UnitedNegroEmerates
Well, as much as I hate to say it...some nudibranchs are pretty drab, and don't really rate an appearance within the hallowed precincts of Buffoonia. So I think you'll see all the ones that're worth seeing.
I mean, look at this one...not really worth sticking around for, is it? And there are plenty more like it at home...
"Today, it was filled with stuff!! I've never seen so much. I asked the butcher about it, and he told me nothing was selling lately.
Oy."
--pie
Same here. Even discounted, it cost more than it did six months ago.
Relax res, they either hit it off and are having a grand ole time, or it was nothing special. If it had been horrible, you'da heard.
I'm with you GWPDA - I wouldn't want to know anything about it either.
I've been thinking. Since NTodd is now single, we should have Eschacon at his place. We'd be doing him a favor, being all alone and all. Sallyh can make us some kickass desserts, sittingpretty can mix the drinks. Come on, who esle thinks that's a good idea.
If it feels good, do it. That's our motto, you know.
Eli
I thought it was Down With America...
Oooo, the phone just rang!
Hold on...
"Carpe Diem!!!" --Arther J GWPDA
.
UnitedNegroEmerates
I didn't know that meant "Seize the sannadwich"?
Let's invade the Bahamas amd spread some of that freedom and democracy.
pie
Avoid it like the plague and see how fast they change their tune.
I mean, look at this one...not really worth sticking around for, is it? And there are plenty more like it at home...
There are nudibranch peeps?
Or maybe there's been a big change in their eating habit to a vegie diet, but I doubt this.
Me, too. The seafood case in the store was also empty with a few packages of fish (blech) in a smaller case nearby. I don't know if the case wasn't cooling properly or the shrimp and other items just weren't selling.
Poor Michigan. It's not like this in Ann Arbor, but this is the only grocery store now that we have here. The other chain closed most of its stores.
I thought it was Down With America...
Not on the weekends.
We don't know about the Bahamas but in Jamaica right now you can be killed for being gay.
kei & yuri
What happened? I haven't heard this -
If it feels good, do it. That's our motto, you know.
Eli
I thought it was Down With America...
Doozer
I thought it was "Fuck Bush."
DOwn With America/Up with people
Poor Michigan. It's not like this in Ann Arbor, but this is the only grocery store now that we have here. The other chain closed most of its stores.
pie
Oh god, pie, it's really bad up there, isn't it?
What happened? I haven't heard this -
Tena | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 3:16 pm |
A while back someone was caught in traffic, he was a known gay activist, and he was beaten to death right there by the side of the road. Not recently. It's a very butch culture, like Australia.
You want Jupiter? I'll give you Jupiter! Here's a site with animations, showing Jupiter's clouds in motion...
http://ciclops.org/view.php?id=9...p?id=92&
flash=1
From "GlobalGayz"
Intro: The news from Jamaica for gays is not good; it's among the least gay-friendly countries in the western hemisphere. The one LGBT organization--JFLAG--posts on its web site this notice: "Due to the potential for violent retribution, we cannot publish the exact location of our office." Laws against homosexuality are actively enforced bringing the wrath of the conservative government on offenders. But worse is the riptide of homophobia that is rampant at the local police and civilian level. Beatings, murders, torture, slashings of gays--or those suspected of being gay--are not uncommon. In the Jamaica News and Reports pages accompanying this story are a dozen grim reports about the conditions for gays in this impoverished and touristy sunshine country that was once a British colony.
A while back someone was caught in traffic, he was a known gay activist, and he was beaten to death right there by the side of the road. Not recently. It's a very butch culture, like Australia.
kei & yuri
And this is different from Murka, how?
Come on, who esle thinks that's a good idea.
I think it's a great idea!
NTodd would never be the same.
I didn't know that meant "Seize the sannadwich"?
Well not exactly.
I think the precise translation is "sieze the roast beast"
.
"sieze the roast beast"
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UnitedNegroEmerates
my doggie thesaurus didn;t say so
Bad?
Good?
Neither?
res ipsa loquitur
In line at Trader Joe's.
it's really bad up there, isn't it?
There's definitely a lot of money here, but there are several smaller towns around us whose residents do come here to shop. Those places are definitely not doing as well. Many who live here work and shop in Ann Arbor, so I suppose the dropoff is due to the others.
It's not like dogs do really precise translations from Latin anyway.
The Epic Humiliation of Ben Domenech
Sounds like a great title for a movie.
my doggie thesaurus didn;t say so
I could be wrong?
AdNags Turtles Afoot!!
"I've previously described Amanda Marcotte as a baby killing martini drinking ipod listening socialite hipster."
Why does this little fucknozzle say that like it's a BAD thing?
Avoid it like the plague and see how fast they change their tune.
Terry C,
O hell, Terry, everyone knows gay people never travel. They especially don't ever travel to nice beaches and resorts.
The Epic Humiliation of Ben Domenech
Sounds like a great title for a movie.
Richar
No one has done a decent melodrama for a long time - looks ripe for the staging.
O hell, Terry, everyone knows gay people never travel. They especially don't ever travel to nice beaches and resorts.
Tena
Indeed, what's the problem?
The PROblem, sssssir!, is that your WATBs are on the LOOSE in River City, massacring socialite HIP-sters!
THAT's the problem, MISSSTer Atrios!
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