I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Huzzah!
I'd like to thank the academy, my first grade teacher....
So little Scotty and Snow are out?
Oh good, the prior thread was beyond me. Although I have had dinner now.
Tom Delay has never been shy about comparing himself to Jesus Christ. In 2001, Delay defended his none-too-subtle campaign to bring his fundamentalism to the United States Congress, "People hate the messenger. That's why they killed Christ." At last weekend's "War on Christians" conference, Delay's American Taliban allies elevated his Christ complex to the level of a crusade.
For the full story, see:
"Tom Delay's Christ Complex."
"So little Scotty and Snow are out?"
--chris/tx
Really?
still here
Mer - Saw it on a FDL comment thread about ten minutes ago. One commenter said s/he saw it on breaking news. Not verified yet...
They are coming for you, 真
over your house 真.
真Black Helcopters 真
What's the Sci-Fi flick to-night?
Mer - Saw it on a FDL comment thread about ten minutes ago. One commenter said s/he saw it on breaking news. Not verified yet...
What possible difference would it make, though? Neither one of them is anywhere near the inner circle. It's a potemkin shakeup.
What's the Sci-Fi flick to-night?
SS Doomtrooper! With the Parker Lewis/Mansquito guy!
Way to go chris!!!
WoooooHoooooo!!!
and about time!
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They won't come in black helicopters. They'll come dressed as your neighbors, asking if you really meant what you said about Iraq, or evolution, or women's right to choose. They'll leave with tut-tut expressions on their faces, leaving you to the consequences of your actions. They must be fought when they deny the least of us the rights of the best of us...
I'm glad Scotty is gone. I was about ready to kill him. He hasn't answered one question the entire time he has been Press Sec. and he's so damn petulant. At least Ari wasn't petulant. The fact Ari quit made him go up in my estimation, too, though that may be misplaced.
It's a potemkin shakeup.
True. Might bring some more "energy" into the administration, but that's about it. The newbies are always such sycophants anyways.
I imagine that Scotty will be helping his mom in her campaign. Signatures to get on the ballot are due May 11.
"It's a potemkin shakeup."
--Eli
You're right. Snow will probably be replaced by not-Jenna.
Scotty, by his dog Barney (or whatever the hell his name is).
I dunno. Scottie's not inner-circle, but he's the public face of the administration. I don't think they'd shitcan him if he was doing well and wanted the job. So either he's desperate to get out, or they're desperate to get rid of him.
Is Ari Fleischer's book out yet?
Did someone mention Helo's?
I can fly..........
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Tena--little Scotty got fired?
Oh my. Holden will be having withdrawal symptoms.
Maybe it's an April Fool's joke, Scotty and Snow. How could you tell the difference, though.
ProfWombat--the tongue clicking resonates. I was parked in my Corolla with the "Impeach Bush" sticker next to a shopper with a yellow ribbon her giant SUV. She just shook her head at me and said, how can you be so disrespectful?
I wouldn't answer her.
We've just had the Producers' Toast to Toast - and it's time for me to go assault the lawn, in the dim evening mists. No, that's somewhere else. It's 74 and bright sunshine here.
I wish somebody would give me some toast when I was finished.
is karen hughes really in charge of the budget?
Oh my. Holden will be having withdrawal symptoms.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Holden will have to break in a new guy
Bear in mind that it is April 1st.
I wish somebody would give me some toast when I was finished.
Butter or jam? Whole wheat or white? Lumberjack or meterosexual?
Another fucking open thread?
Just to clarify, I am reporting something that is not verified yet.
This comes from a FDL commenter:
Breaking per NBC...
Scott McClellan and John Snow are on the way out....
Cozumel | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 3:50 pm | #
She just shook her head at me and said, how can you be so disrespectful?
I wouldn't answer her.
Your response should have begun with, "Well, Lady...."
Sallyh - That's the rumor - I don't know if he was fired or decided to go help his mom run for governor.
On the march
sallyh: yup. Get off of my cloud...
Did you like the books? They're favorites around here...
Sallyh, the answer to the biddy is along the lines of "I dissaproved of Ted Bundy, another sociopath, as well."
Your response should have begun with, "Well, Lady...."
GWPDA
Oh, and mussels marinara with capers and a heavy hand on the garlic tonight if you're still hungry...
Black pumpernickel. Butter and last year's Desert Gold peach jam, please. Two pieces of bacon too. Oh, I love toast.
ProfWombat--I loved them, and so did Mlle! She is most grateful for the addition. She loved books as a young one and still does.
Your response should have begun with, "Well, Lady...."
That would be one possible response, but that the question was framed as it was, suggests that a justification would be useless.......
There is no arguing with the 30 percenters.........minds snapped shut and all.
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SS Doomtrooper! With the Parker Lewis/Mansquito guy!
That sounds not merely like it will be thrilling, but also incredibly tasteful!
Nothing on the NBC site yet about it.
Darth--I just wasn't in the mood. Monsieur was rapidly approaching empty on available Diet Cokes. I wanted to get the fucking Diet Cokes and get out of there.
I was parked in my Corolla with the "Impeach Bush" sticker next to a shopper with a yellow ribbon her giant SUV. She just shook her head at me and said, how can you be so disrespectful?
I would've said, "bitch, mind your own fucking business and get your head out of your ass while you're doing it."
Well, I would've thought it, anyway.
I am honored by the thought that they may gladden a little one's heart, and the hearts of those who love her.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Whew, it's HOT here... and my WiFi neighbor, I have dubbed him "Cadillac Man," as he's just purchased a huge honking new Caddy, and he's out waxing it down, as I type. 
.
Mandlebroticore is getting sexy and exciting!!
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"Another fucking open thread?"
NTodd, Slow Hand
Sucks, doesn't it?
Andrew Sullivan gets a pony.
I'm so ashamed of myself for this one.
No, really. I am.
ProfWombat--it's going to be corned beef Reubens tonight at Chez H. With wine.
We never said we were classy around here.
ProfWombat--my contribution was 'The Three Little Kittens,' my earliest favorite book.
ooops
Sallyh,
I'd have started with "respect has to be earned."
Well, no. I would have thought to say that two miles down the road, alas.
Yasonyacky, Good debate on the Ameicablog brouhaha here.
Thers is making a pork roast for dinner, and complaining that we're running out of spices.
I wish somebody would give me some toast when I was finished.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
i'm gonna have tuna salad on toasted rye.
NYMary--last time we checked, he was capable of driving to the market.
Zombie Hacking
http://lifehacker.com/
Oh, lovely.
Pupils import torture tools to highlight UK arms loopholes
· Teenagers set up Irish company to evade bans
· Export control minister has asked for report
Richard Norton-Taylor
Thursday March 30, 2006
The Guardian
Schoolchildren have exploited loopholes in Britain's arms controls by importing torture equipment including thumb and wall cuff restraint devices and a Chinese "sting stick" - a metal bar covered with spikes.
All that teenagers from Lord Williams's school in Thame, Oxfordshire, needed was a letterhead, a mobile phone, an email address, and a little money. They also set up a separate company in Ireland to avoid British controls on the sale of small arms.
Thers is making a pork roast for dinner, and complaining that we're running out of spices.
NYMary
What! You're out of salt?????
Breaking per NBC...
Scott McClellan and John Snow are on the way out....
Well, over at Kos, it seems the story is David Gregory reported on NBC that Bush has given his approval to Bolten to "shake things up," and Snow and Scotty are rumored to be on the chopping block.
In other words: the typical bullshit. Neither one goes anywhere.
Nothing classier than Reubens with an entirely unpretentious wine, though I'd prefer beer myself. You've probably met people whose lack of pretension was in fact pretentious as all hell...
Nothing, anywhere, says you can't enjoy a cheeseburger and a coke if you also like chateaubriand with a 20 year old Margaux. And there damned well shouldn't be. Robert Christgau, in the (New York City) 'Village Voice', once said famously that any definition of great art that excludes Chuck Berry isn't worth serious consideration...
What is it about British schoolboys?
Something is very wrong at the Liberal Avenger today...
I was parked in my Corolla with the "Impeach Bush" sticker next to a shopper with a yellow ribbon her giant SUV. She just shook her head at me and said, how can you be so disrespectful?
A curt "How many miles per dead soldier does that tank get?" followed by an extended middle finger is the proper response.
What! You're out of salt?????
He was bitching about sage, specifically.
ProfWombat--my little brother, a rhythm guitarist, says you can't call yourself a guitarist if you can't play at least 10 Chuck Berry tunes.
Thers is making a pork roast for dinner, and complaining that we're running out of spices.
NYMary
all my spice bushes are flowering, they have a special butterly that should be showing up soon. The leaves, twigs & berries tast like allspice.
Franken is not shrill.
It's a beautiful thing.
NYMary--last time we checked, he was capable of driving to the market.
Which glass of wine did you check at last?
dave--she outweighed me by a lot.
'Three Little Kittens' will suit her just fine. My additions are better for 3-5 yo's, from my experience. Quentin Blake is an interesting character; he illustrated Roald Dahl's classic kids' books, and it's a pleasure to encounter his own undiluted sensibility...
On the other side of the bumpersticker debate, 3 people asked me where I got mine. I sent them to CafePress.
He was bitching about sage, specifically.
Must. Not. Herb pun.
More like Kabuki theater ...
NTodd--oh, go ahead and pun.
You know you want to.
all my spice bushes are flowering, they have a special butterly that should be showing up soon. The leaves, twigs & berries tast like allspice.
1watt Hermit
Here, our heat wave has ended and we won't have usable fresh spices until July. Rats.
Jill Carroll attempting to backtrack on her vile words but the toothpaste is out of the tube. The bell cannot be unrung. She is a turncoat
Dinner tonight here was a nice bit of steak, some simple mashed potatoes, sweet corn, some tomatoes, and a warm, fresh slice of locally baked sourdough bread.
Tasty, filling, and as I have a cold and are more than a little fatigued, really simple to prepare.
I'm hoping to be awake for SS Doomtrooper on SciFi tonight.
Yasonyacky, Good debate on the Ameicablog brouhaha here.
NYMary
Yes it is
NTodd--oh, go ahead and pun.
You know you want to.
No, it's like my not drinking. I must hold out against my compulsions.
Minkey--it's April 1.
Grilled cheeseburgers here. With the famous twice-fried fries. I'm stuffed, but pleasantly so.
sallyh: your brother is correct as far as it goes. Me, i learned how to fingerpick off Hot Tuna records and Scott Joplin rags, partly because I loved the music, and partly because nobody, even women who loved me, ever had any interest in listening to me sing. This is, I assure you, not false modesty...
stan fights freedom
He's good like that!
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she outweighed me by a lot.
Sallyh, hint if you are shorter, and the bitch attacks you, kick her hard in the kneecap.
Jill Carroll attempting to backtrack on her vile words but the toothpaste is out of the tube. The bell cannot be unrung. She is a turncoat
That wouldn't be anything like Condi saying she didn't mean we'd literally made thousands of tactical errors, would it?
Another fucking open thread?
Another fucking open thread. And later on someone will tell someone else "good night." Can you believe that bullshit?
It is a FUCKING SWAMP in here. I hate the Eschaton comments. It's just so fucking all gayassed and shit.
Gayassed gaywads gaying gaily gayverywhere, that's why the Eschaton comments SUCK. I'm much too cool to post here.
NTodd--please tell me that you're not going to become utterly pure. I'll be so sad.
BlackHelicopter--I'm pretty much shorter than everyone.
Gayassed gaywads gaying gaily gayverywhere, that's why the Eschaton comments SUCK. I'm much too cool to post here.
I think you meant "Esgayton gayments".
sallyh: you're taller than my 5' 14 yo. And she's not short...
Sallyh, hint if you are shorter, and the bitch attacks you, kick her hard in the kneecap.
真BlackHelcopters ௩
As Dalton (Patrick Swayze) reminds us in Roadhouse, "No matter how big the guy, the a hit in the kneecap will take him down."
Yep, it reached 80F in Gnashvegas, today... it's 78.7F in the condo, right this minnit.
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Almost time for "Liza With A Z" on Showtime! Who's with me?
Thers is just kidding, right?
I think you meant "Esgayton gayments".
That is SO gay.
Eli--not me. I'll be ready an hour after.
Gayassed gaywads gaying gaily gayverywhere, that's why the Eschaton comments SUCK. I'm much too cool to post here.
Get back in the kitchen and yer ham handed cooking sir.
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Almost time for "Liza With A Z" on Showtime! Who's with me?
Ugh. For a period in the 80's, when I wore my hair very very short, everyone told me I looked like Liza. The eyes, they said. But I've never recovered.
That is SO gay.
Gaycisely.
NYMary--I'd have been traumatized by that.
Poor woman is totally destroyed.
"Thers is just kidding, right?"
--Quan Shi Yin
Are you kidding? Of course he's not kidding.
He was bitching about sage, specifically.
NYMary
Had I known, I'd have sent you some from the sage patch.
Thers: fachrissakes, whasstheproblem? You'll get your girl back soon; it'll be different, but better that ever; like that.
Heterosexually yours,
ProfW
And all the best, now and for aye.
no more POTUS scrotu? that's half of holden's act. all he's got left now is the ponies.
what really pisses me off about america these days is it's all this divided political narrative. what ever happened to the spiritual side? sure the sixties were drugs (cia), free love,yadda, yadda, but there was also the spiritual, romantic side, you know, peace, flowers in the gun barrel, LBJ, how man more will you kill today...
too many commas? ari was a sociopathic asshole. scotty is incompetent. i rekon they are both appropriate. next up, sociopathic incompetency.
Here, our heat wave has ended and we won't have usable fresh spices until July. Rats.
NYMary
Well, see, this means we need to plan better. I have lots of fresh herbs AND rats. We could have shared.
Thers, you're the gayest thing to ever gayly come to gaytown on the Gayhound bus!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
He was bitching about sage, specifically.
Must. Not. Herb pun.
NTodd, Slow Hand | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 7:45 pm | #
Cumin, just one little pun for old thyme's sake.
Sorry, I'm a weak, weak man.
Thers is just kidding, right?
Quan Shi Yin | 04.01.06 - 7:51 pm | #
No. And absolutely no flirting!
Dinner time.
next up, sociopathic incompetency.
That already describes most of the inner circle. Certainly Dubya, Rummy, and Condi.
Thers is just kidding, right?
Yes. We've been criticized here for saying "good night" to each other (again, this is true) and I am making fun of that ridiculous criticism.
RE AMERICABLOG:
Get this, John Aravosis has banned people, including me, for critiquing his takedown of Rep. Cynthia McKinney last night. I guarantee, no cuss words were involved...
Mind you, this was two days after he posted cute, "campy" photos of himself with Kathatine Harris at the Radio and Television Correspondents' dinner.
John is a capable reporter...and as a blogger, an OUT-AND-OUT PHONY, no better than Freepers and the mini-minds of Little Green Footballs.
Fred Biddle
Well, see, this means we need to plan better. I have lots of fresh herbs AND rats. We could have shared.
You might be able to cook up a wonderfull rattattoui!
Yer rats tasting like eggplants of course!
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Okay, since no one is deigning to even wave at me... how about the best photo of Curly to date?
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Well, see, this means we need to plan better. I have lots of fresh herbs AND rats. We could have shared.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Whatca serve with the rats?
If you ain't no punk holla we want freedom
we want freedom yeah
when she leaves yo ass
she gonna leave wit half
Okay, since no one is deigning to even wave at me
Sorry Jeffraham, but I was in the corner contemplating my cromulence.
{{{{{{{{{{waves}}}}}}}}}} nearly due south.
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Thers: I'd say goodnight, too, but maybe I'll abuse you all a bit more with my random musings...
John is a capable reporter...and as a blogger, an OUT-AND-OUT PHONY, no better than Freepers and the mini-minds of Little Green Footballs.
Well, give it a bit. Maybe he'll calm down. But you're always welcome here! Pull up a chair, never mind the snark, and speak your piece.
If you ain't no punk holla we want freedom
we want freedom yeah
when she leaves yo ass
she gonna leave wit half
kei & yuri | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 7:58 pm | #
I think that's pre-nup that he want's you ta holla.
Just sayin'
RE AMERICABLOG
Yawn.
i guess it's final now:
ed rollins doesn't care about Katy Lied's perky tits.
http://www.contracostatimes.com/...cs/
14242412.htm
I actually make a pretty good ratatoiulle. Bet res and sallyh do too...
Thers: I'd say goodnight, too, but maybe I'll abuse you all a bit more with my random musings...
NO SAYING GOODNIGHT.
That is even worse than open threads and FLIRTING.
How doe we ever expect geniuses like Hugh Hewitt to ever take us seriously if we politely say "good night" to each other? Ever thought of that, huh? HUH?
GWPDA, the rat exterminators didn't get rid of the rats?
Damn.
Try a couple of shallow bowls of coke.
UnitedNegroEmerates™: {{{{{{{{{{waves}}}}}}}}}} nearly due south.
{{{{{{{{{waves back}}}}}}}}}} nearly due north.
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So, anyone want to place bets on whether I'll be able to make it through the entire Liza With A Z?
Hewitt? Now, there's a name to conjure with...
I'll take him seriously when he takes me seriously. Not a hard concept, that.
Whatca serve with the rats?
With pressed rat: warthog.
BTW, I can still post at Americablog, and I told John to (and I quote) "fuck off."
ProfWombat--you don't think a 3.99 bottle of Barefoot Sauvignon Blanc is too pretentious, do you?
{{{{{{{{{waves back}}}}}}}}}} nearly due north.
BTW quite a buxom backside yer boy has!!
He looks alot like my Kitaney Yevshenky what with the stripey symmetry and such.
Evening, MOonbats
Li'l stray black kitty update: I saw it, down by the dumpster, just a few minutes ago. Also, noted that the food bowl was overturned, and half the food I put out last night is all over the front landing. Something must've spooked it. Anyway, calling for it only made it head into the woods, down by the river.
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Best April Fool's website so far - My Cat Hates You
dave--we've had a crapload of complaints from the rats. Now we're gonna get them from the warthogs. Great.
sallyh: anything I'd share with you would be wonderful.
Oh, horrors! You people will burn in Hell!
Ok, can I please interject here that I would rather the John Aravosis thing not get dragged over here.
No offense. Really, but can you keep your messy argument over there? please?
JP - does the cat live in a van, down by the river? 
We are very ornery, we were the first here to come up with reasons wny McKinney was having trouble, we never back away from sniping at disloyal Democrats (especially as they're the real problem), but Avarosis' only error was lack of tact. He did lay out a reason for how he could take the side of the guards.
Best April Fool's website so far - My Cat Hates You
Oh, that is brill.
UnitedNegroEmerates™: He looks alot like my Kitaney Yevshenky what with the stripey symmetry and such.
There's a brown tabby assembly line, somewhere. From physical appearances alone, they're all dang near interchangeable, aren't they?
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ProfWombat--I do make an acceptable ratatouille.
Best April Fool's website so far - My Cat Hates You
Charlotte Smith
!!! That's great.
Thanks, Paterfamilias...but I'm really shocked. I'm just telling you my side of the story, but for any of you who are interested, go over to Americablog. John Aravosis has yet to post a followup to one of his most longest thread-generating posts in memory, one in which 2/3 of posters are against him, most in far nastier terms than I used.
And yes, don't forget that Katharine Harris photo thing! He is OUT OF HIS HEAD!!!
Bet it's good with a 3.99 sauvignon blanc.
Uh oh, I told you, dave, that the Shithouse Rats are going to be pissed.
Best April Fool's website so far - My Cat Hates You
Charlotte Smith
!!! That's great.
"Go Jesus!"
ProfWombat--not bad with 2 Buck Chuck, for that matter.
next up, sociopathic incompetency.
That already describes most of the inner circle. Certainly Dubya, Rummy, and Condi.
Eli
well, true. and i think the press secretary should reflect this. likely, he/she will. fran townsend?
i don't know, but decent americans...
the lies are all laid out there, and we get "oh, that's old news".
Y'know it is lazy nights like these that send me back and forth to the front page to the archives and back.
only to realize that it is just slow, and that that is a good thing.
like a leisurly stroll.......
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Are women supposed to have sideburns?
ADNAGS speaks! http://www.adamnagourney.com/ind...p?
p=55#comments
So, anyone want to place bets on whether I'll be able to make it through the entire Liza With A Z?
Eli
You can't be serious.
Charlotte Smith (nee Beavers): JP - does the cat live in a van, down by the river?
I think it's all over the 'hood, right now... including down the storm drain in front of my usual parking place.
What a shame... just a few weeks ago, it was all lovey-dovey with me. Now, I fear it's going feral.
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well, true. and i think the press secretary should reflect this. likely, he/she will. fran townsend?
What about Torie Clarke?
Jeffraham--while brown tabs share many common characteristics, don't ever say they're interchangeable.
You'll get Maxx seriously pissed off.
You can't be serious.
If I can handle SS Doomtrooper for two hours, I can handle Liza for one.
It can be hot depending on how you do it. Like an oily Mediterranean tight black curl curtaining each ear, sort of a female parody of the Hassidic locks.
Going to be? GOING TO BE?? GOING TO BE???.
Hooomans. Eeeechhh!
Anyway, calling for it only made it head into the woods, down by the river.
Patience my friend, is all the little guy needs.
Stay put and let it come to you..
Ratatouille is hard because anything with eggplant is hard. It's a very tetchy vegetable.
Okay, the actual "Liza With a Z" song is making me feel like the Bud Light Daredevil guy...
There'll be steaks, cheap red wine, and (we hope) Good Night and Good Luck on the DVD chez nous this evening; the spouse of the house is at the supermarket this very moment picking up the necessities. We are big fans of cheap Australian shiraz. Lindeman's, specifically -- at least I am. His tastes are a little more sophisticated.
I went back to MCHY and looked at all the pictures - I didn't the first time. O my god!!!!!!
If y'all didn't click the picture link - you have to.
Eli--Monsieur has lost it.
He brought home 'Zerowoman.'
The dream is over...
Florida 73
George Mason 58
NYMary, and eggplant is purple as well.
(Not sure what that has to do with anything,just being nice and all. Spent the day driving youngest DWD to the airport and visiting with my nephew in K-zoo. Tired and in need of Kent's restful blogging)
Ratatouille is hard because anything with eggplant is hard. It's a very tetchy vegetable.
So good when done right. Best I've had was eggplant with garlic sauce at some low-rent Chinese buffet place out in the boonies. I have yet to find its equal, and not for lack of trying.
He brought home 'Zerowoman.'
Uhhh... yeah. The best thing about that movie if we recall is the retarded brother, and that's not a very good part.
Shithouse Rats--look, we're really sorry, okay? Please don't tell the Sewer Rats.
) Good Night and Good Luck on the DVD chez nous
We're firing that up in about 15 minutes.
wish we had steaks -
We are leaving to partake in a collective swoon.
Try not to destroy the planet while we're gone.
NYMary--it's really not with ratatouille.
Marinated eggplant is awesome, too.
Poor Liza Minelli is a world-class basket case. I don't think all the therapy in the world could make her right. I saw an E! bio of her not long ago and boy oh boy she has got issues coming out of her ears.
Not bad with 2 Buck Chuck, for that matter.
Referring of course to the ratatouille. Just checking...
There's a brown tabby assembly line, somewhere.
I'd lay bets on that sir!
However, my version happens to have a rather large head, and was once quite able to support a half a can of beer (16oz), when in the "Sphinx" and mellow enough to let it stay for more than an average while.
Eli--Monsieur has lost it.
He brought home 'Zerowoman.'
I don't see the problem.
People like eggplant better if you call it aubergine. Sounds tastier.
Oh eggplant is easy. You can slice it, brush the slices with oil, sprinkle them with salt and then either grill them or bake them. You can also pan fry it, and it's wonderful like that. I love it.
I grilled a lot of eggplant last summer. I couldn't believe how easy it was and how good.
Eli--possibly, I won't, either.
I don't see the problem.
Eli | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 8:17 pm |
The problem is he should've gone with Naked Killer, which is infinitely better in every way.
Oh eggplant is easy. You can slice it, brush the slices with oil, sprinkle them with salt and then either grill them or bake them. You can also pan fry it, and it's wonderful like that. I love it.
I grilled a lot of eggplant last summer. I couldn't believe how easy it was and how good.
Eggplant done well is just wonderful. Done badly, it's... a tire.
NYMary, would have been nice if you had been here about six this morning. Really interesting and stimulating conversation on writing and stuff: Rorschach and Ruth and Quilt Lady and several others. Very nice: But I understand what needs be.
Want to cringe?
NYMary as a mid-80's Liza impostor.
Shudder.
The problem is he should've gone with Naked Killer, which is infinitely better in every way.
Probably wasn't available. I still need to see that. And Weather Woman.
I had a gray tabby, Orion, a specimen of the big sweet variety of tabby. He had a white locket, weighed about twenty pounds, and was the sweetest, most gentle, affectionate, good-humored kitty I ever met. He passed away after 17 and a half happy years. What a cat he was!
Want to cringe?
NYMary as a mid-80's Liza impostor.
Shudder.
Aww, teh cute!
Definitely more Janeane, but I guess no-one knew who she was back then.
what's up, peeps?
Sallyh: Jeffraham--while brown tabs share many common characteristics, don't ever say they're interchangeable.
You'll get Maxx seriously pissed off.
Maxx is a Maine Coon, though... right? And he's definitely Chinese.
There are obvious physical differences in brown tabs, but you have to get close to 'em to spot 'em, generally (Curly's solid black foot-bottoms, and dark claws, for example). As a rule, they almost all have at least a spot of white under the chin, the "M" mark on the forehead, pink noses, green eyes and dark paw pads.
Of course, their personalities are all extremely varied.
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NYMary - Oh look at those eyes! You're adorable.
Oh boy, 70s tuxedo cowboys!
Y'all are totally missing out.
Liza's mother killed herself. Liza's still alive, active, a bit crazy. Seems to me she's doing all right...
Jeffraham--Mikey's a bit fluffy, a medium hair. he's got the spot of white under the chin, black paw pads, a brick nose, and green eyes. And a perfect forehead 'M.'
Naked Killer has the "I'm going to cut off your boobs" simplified and stereotyped humor of the Chinese; Zero Woman has the Life Has No Meaning, But I have not yet found a fashionable type of suicide simplified and stereotyped humor of the Japanese.
Jeffraham--male brown tabs do seem to want a lot of attention and affection.
sally h
cluck cluck cluck....f' 'em. We can certainly take their joke.
I have been wearing an "He Aint My President" Button since 2001. I have never heard anything but friendly comments.
I dont wear it at work, though.
NYMary as a mid-80's Liza impostor.
Aw heck, you were pretty...
Evenin' DWD,
nice to see you on this lazy spring eve.
Yeah, Mary, those big dark eyes -- c'mon, no shuddering there.
UnitedNegroEmerates™: However, my version happens to have a rather large head, and was once quite able to support a half a can of beer (16oz), when in the "Sphinx" and mellow enough to let it stay for more than an average while.
I doubt Curly would stand for that, but I'm sure he's stout enough to support it. He's not quite "mutant farm cat" size, but he's not far from it. He's really grown since I got him, which makes me think he had to be closer to the 1-yr. mark than the 2-yr. mark that the Happy Tails folx estimated...
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Peterboy--I need to wear my '9 Out of 10 Killer Robots Vote Republican' shirt to the conference tomorrow. Just the thing to wear in the airport in Salt Lake City.
Liza's got some mileage on her these days, as per Arrested Development, but as ProfW points out, she's doing okay in terms of family history.
Naked Killer has the "I'm going to cut off your boobs" simplified and stereotyped humor of the Chinese
Like Out Of The Dark, featuring Divine playing it straight in his final appearance?
Only thing you have to do with eggplant is cook it long enough, no matter how you cook it.
I love moussaka...
"Awwwwwww" Photo of the Day!
I thought NYMary just posted it?
"Awwwwwww" Photo of the Day!
dave™©
Aaaawwwww
Hey liberals, why do you hate Iraqis so much?
Are you afraid they'll hate you when you're free.
ProfWombat--mmm, eggplant parmigiana.
There's something wrong with being a whale?
NTodd--please tell me that you're not going to become utterly pure. I'll be so sad.
Nope. Just a teetotaller for a few more weeks.
This has got to be the strangest performance of "Son Of Preacher Man" ever...
Awww, you guys are sweet, but the point is that I got a lot of Arthur-era Liza comments, which was always a bit weird.
I don't mind the Janeane ones so much, and a student once told me I looked like Daria (the cartoon), but I think that had more to do with my manner than my appearance.
Evening Mr. Embigulator, yes, it is a nice spring evening here as well. Sugaring time in Michigan as well in the Northeast.
Used to have a grove of sugar maples at my old house. Now we have oaks. Big, leaf-red berrie-string-acorn dropping oaks. (sigh)
On the other hand the deer, squirrels, and turkeys are kind of fun to watch.
Hey liberals, why do you hate Iraqis so much?
Are you afraid they'll hate you when you're free.
It's like they don't even try any more.
sallyh: we do eggplant parm good here. Always extra should you, M. and Mlle. feel peckish...
Naked Killer has the "I'm going to cut off your boobs" simplified and stereotyped humor of the Chinese
I hope that if I need a surgeon, this would not be his/her chosen entertainment fare/philosophy.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww. No, the protagonist just says that -- in fact, one of its advantages over ZW is that a lot of her ninja skills are used punishing jerks. She's trained by her lesbian mentor on rapist guinea pigs, and there's a great scene in a salon with a heartless bastard who dumps his girl as soon as she says she's pregnant.
I don't mind the Janeane ones so much, and a student once told me I looked like Daria (the cartoon), but I think that had more to do with my manner than my appearance.
The shadowy and mysterious Codename V. has been complimented on her Daria costume on Halloweens when she was not wearing a costume.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--Mikey's a bit fluffy, a medium hair. he's got the spot of white under the chin, black paw pads, a brick nose, and green eyes. And a perfect forehead 'M.'
Mikey's a classic, but it does look like he's got some longhair kitty in his recent genetic past. I wonder: Are they like humans, in that respect? Going back three generations?
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NYMary--Daria rocks.
The shadowy and mysterious Codename V. has been complimented on her Daria costume on Halloweens when she was not wearing a costume.
Are you afraid they'll hate you when you're free.
It's like they don't even try any more.
NTodd, Slow Hand
Somehow I don't think Iraqis are going to hate the folks who didn't like their getting blown up.
Who is this Daria of whom you speak?
K&Y, you two string together words that I never thought would have been appropriate next to each other: Rock on.
ProfW,
Daria.
"Michael Moore is a WHALE"
This is all they have?
I love eggplant cooked until it caramelizes. But I found out this summer that you don't have to grill or cook slices all that long before they are very tender. Same with sauteing or pan frying them.
I keep breaded slices in the freezer.
OK, batses, this day has been so nice. Nicest day for a week.
Going to go watch the DVD and weep over the way journalists once were - later.
What a cat he was!
He sounds like a member in good standing of the "Calling all cats Brigade". Cat's that answer any call for a cat regardless of the cat being called.
Cat's that are like "Were you looking for a cat? I might be surplus to your needs, but is there anytthing I can do for you".
Tena, you wathing Good Night and Good Luck?
OOOH - fantastic words. The shame of the Oscars that it was not awarded best screenplay - it was like a symphony.
This Liza thing is exceeding my wildest camp expectations...
"Duck Soup" on TCM.
They've got some good comedy on tonight.
ProfWombat--my friend did make one decision, the one that was so anguished over her lymphedema.
She's decided that she's going to have reconstructive surgery. It won't help her lymphedema, but she says she feels disfigured wearing a prosthesis.
When she asked about it while scheduling her orginal surgery, she was told, you can have it later.
Her mom is selling her house and will give her part of the proceeds to get a really good plastic surgeon.
sallyh: re Daria: funny. Gotta ask the elder wombette about her; bet she's clued in...
Evening, batses. Sounds like a good weekend day round here. I've had a nice one myself.
ProfWombat--you guys always cook a little extra. Like for 80. Are either you or Dr. Mrs. Wombat Italian?
NYMary as a mid-80's Liza impostor.
It's a good thing for Thers, that we did not attend the same High-School (Damn you.............. Geography,....or something)
Otherwise, I might have become the King of Liberal Mountain!
Well, well, well...it looks like Funcan Hack stepped in a big pile of it when he dared take on Glenn Reynolds.
You're way out of your league, Funcan. You'd better just stick to lying about economics.
(well, kinda bored this evening: Let's strike up a little fire)
And where will the seeds of the revolution sprout? That is the question that we all think about. But what is the answer? I think I found it today. It was mostly by accident and I could be wrong, but the same simple people who help elect these republicans are turning on them
The assault on pensions is not a winner for the republicans. In fact, it may be one of the most dumb things they have done. They are attacking the very racist, micro-brained fucks who elected them.
If they turn, there will be a revolution. It is happening now, can you feel it?
hiya jdw.
hows tricks?
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hiya jdw.
hows tricks?
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ProfWombat--Mlle IS Daria. It's great.
Well, well, well...it looks like Funcan Hack stepped in a big pile of it when he dared take on Glenn Reynolds.
You're way out of your league, Funcan. You'd better just stick to lying about economics.
These are my favorite. They make up 4th grade insult names, vague references and threats, and never provide links.
"Duck Soup" on TCM.
SS Doomtrooper on Sci-Fi!
I just finished reading the second volume of RJ Evans's masterful scholarly history of the Third Reich.
So "Doomtrooper" should be a nice complement to that.
it looks like Funcan Hack stepped in a big pile of it when he dared take on Glenn Reynolds.
Yeah, looks like it.
Does your mom mind it terribly much when you leave skidmarks in her panties?
I just finished reading the second volume of RJ Evans's masterful scholarly history of the Third Reich.
So "Doomtrooper" should be a nice complement to that.
Were there any references to doomtroopers in it? Is there any Doomtrooper backstory we should be apprised of, that would allow us to appreciate some of the subtleties of the film?
NTodd--oh, it's just Teddy, pissed that we all ragged on him last night.
Prof Wombat--and Kaiser had told her, IF we approve it.
NTodd--oh, it's just Teddy, pissed that we all ragged on him last night.
I'm sorry I missed it.
The guy on Imus who does Jack Nicholson, Jerry Falwell, Brian Wilson, and Larry the cable guy came in full drag ( including a smart little black dress and wig) as Liza last week. Looked great.
"Duck Soup" on TCM.
Hail, hail Freedonia!
Land of the braaaaaaaaaave--
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand--
Frrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I'm sorry I missed it.
It was... kinda icky.
sallyh: she gets a good plastics guy/gal, the results can be amazing. Good news, in that that's the sort of decision one takes when facing forward, rather than despairing inward; good on her for it, and good on you for seeing her through some dark times. There are those who treat lymphedema more aggressively; she should seek 'em out when she's ready--if she's happy with her surgeon re reconstruction he/she might be a gateway into a more responsive network of MDs than that to which she's accustomed...I'm happy for her.
NTodd--it was great fun. Unfortunately, there was a lot of splooge on the walls.
DWD,
I hate to say this, but a lot of the legislation that allowed pensions to be looted was passed during the Clinton administration, albeit by a Republican congress. It's just that it became clear, when Wall Street tanked under Bush, what had happened.
It's a fucking nightmare.
Can anybody summarize the Great Ted Splooge Battle Of 2006 for me?
"Michael Moore is a WHALE"
This is all they have?
Terry C, Coldplayer |
Dang, it sure is a good thing El Rushbo lost all that weight...
Hey, Bats! Except for the lack of rain, today was excellent. Planted 24 violas and 12 floxgloves, watered them quite a bit, and then got to hang out with my gorgeous grandson. What did I miss?
Mrs Dr W is in fact Sicilian. She generally cooks for a dinner party as if the 82nd Airborne might drop by...
Can anybody summarize the Great Ted Splooge Battle Of 2006 for me?
He's obsessed with how obsessed Atrios and all of us are with us.
Rather a lot of Gordonesque dancing-bear style taunting.
ProfWombat--I was a little surprised when she said she was going to do this, but she said that her mom, who's 83, sold her home and told her to take a chunk of the proceeds. Her mom said, what am I gonna do with it? You should do something you really want to do.
And she said, this is what I want, and have wanted, for 10 years.
He's obsessed with how obsessed Atrios and all of us are with us.
Does he share a brain with analannie?
If they turn, there will be a revolution. It is happening now, can you feel it?
DWD - Challenger
Not if you listen to right wing radio.
Same old shit. Evil Dems and Illegals destroying the country.
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Mrs Dr W is in fact Sicilian. She generally cooks for a dinner party as if the 82nd Airborne might drop by...
Well, that is what they do, right?
Hecate--and how is Gorgeous Grandson? Growing like crazy?
This is a pretty small area: losing 800 good paying jobs is a big deal. The Delphi announcement on Friday determined that the Delphi plant in Coopersville, MI will be closed in two years. Without this plant, there will be an exodous out of the area. Sad really.
And then to terminate (with extreme prejudice) the pensions of people who worked for decades . . . it is simply unconscionable.
Does he share a brain with analannie?
A what now?
Rather a lot of Gordonesque dancing-bear style taunting.
*You* poke him with the stick. I ain't gonna.
kent,
He's obsessed with how obsessed Atrios and all of us are with us.
That's so unfair. I'm not obsessed with all of us, just most of us.
I think Liza is singing "Mammie". Or I could be having an aneurysm.
He's obsessed with how obsessed Atrios and all of us are with us.
That's so unfair. I'm not obsessed with all of us, just most of us.
Oops. Most of you know what I meant...
Does he share a brain with analannie?
A what now?
Eli | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 8:43 pm | #
Um, when I said "brain", what I meant was "feces-encrusted basement". My bad.
Mrs Dr W is in fact Sicilian. She generally cooks for a dinner party as if the 82nd Airborne might drop by...
Well, them and the Halliburton contractors.
Rather a lot of Gordonesque dancing-bear style taunting.
Eli
With a dollop of Escher.
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Oops. Most of you know what I meant...
We mostly got it.
What can be said is that the military operations in The Balkans, conducted by the military at the behest of Bill Clinton, whom it was reported they did not care for or respect; were sucessful with very few combat deaths - and militarily sucessful.
They only gain in comparison to Dumbya's little war.
Dear Sallyh,
Yes, he's getting bigger and chubbier and looking more and more like himself and less and less like a generic baby. And, of course, he's gorgeous! I got to hold him for hours and hours!!!
Rather a lot of Gordonesque dancing-bear style taunting.
Eli
With a dollop of Escher.
agave, Friday Lover
And a bucketful of love?
I saw a cross-dresser shopping today.
It was...unusual.
I Love NY.
And a bucketful of love?
Yes... "Love".
A what now?
Eli
A brain, Eli.
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What can be said is that the military operations in The Balkans, conducted by the military at the behest of Bill Clinton, whom it was reported they did not care for or respect; were sucessful with very few combat deaths - and militarily sucessful.
0 American combat deaths.
Roughly 900 Serbs, IIRC.
ProfWombat--the tongue clicking resonates. I was parked in my Corolla with the "Impeach Bush" sticker next to a shopper with a yellow ribbon her giant SUV. She just shook her head at me and said, how can you be so disrespectful?
I wouldn't answer her.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
I would've flipped her the bird!
And a bucketful of love?
At least a tablespoon.
Mrs Dr W is in fact Sicilian. She generally cooks for a dinner party as if the 82nd Airborne might drop by...
Rumor has it they've heard about her linguine with clam sauce. Best to be prepared.
Does your mom mind it terribly much when you leave skidmarks in her panties?
Funniest thing I have ever read. Damn.
Imagry------------------------10
Vulgaritude-------------------- 10
Right up my alley---------------- 10
Wishes I had composed it?-------- 10
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Can anybody summarize the Great Ted Splooge Battle Of 2006 for me?
Ted: NYAH!
Us: GAH!
Ted: NYAH=NYAH!
Us: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
Ted: Neener, neener!
US: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Ted: NYAH, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Us: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
TED: Neeeeeeener.... (ooopsie...)
Us: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thank you.
Okay, folks, my epic podcast on Beethoven's 9th Symphony is up. You must listen to it because it took forfuckingever to produce and upload.
Re rat recipes: between Unmentionable Cuisine (Schwabe) and Lobscouse & Spotted Dog (Grossman & Thomas) looks like I've got about 3 recipes for rat. Not that I'm likely to try any of them. Also half a dozen for sssssnake (including sssnake on a sssskewer).
Re eggplant: Never turned out good when I cooked it. Like it fine when it's done right by someone else (mmmmmm, baba ganoush).
Ah, Thers is much better than that Clifford guy at taking notes...
There were no combat deaths of American troops in the Balkans under Clinton.
I Love NY.
HoneyBearKelly
There was quite a flambouant group of TVs in Dayton,Oh in the 80's, loved those guys.
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I would've flipped her the bird!
You know, I'm not one for confrontation, but silence is inappropriate in this instance.
If you don't want to flip them off, just laugh at them. Loudly. Mouth wide open.
Thers, Paterfamilias | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 8:48 pm | #
That was . . . operatic. Live at the Met directed by Zeffirelli with sets by David Hockney.
They make up 4th grade insult names, vague references and threats, and never provide links.
NTodd, Slow Hand
"Neener neener neener!"
If you don't want to flip them off, just laugh at them. Loudly. Mouth wide open.
dave™©
I've done that!
dave--I should have, but it would have taken me probably an hour to get the damn Diet Cokes instead of 10 minutes. I retort back often enough.
NTodd: Ah, Thers is much better than that Clifford guy at taking notes...
And not far from accurate, either.
I'm really feeling a bit charitable towards ol' Ted -- not for his behavior, obviously, but because it's apparent that he really got his heart stomped, but good. If only he were brave enough to seek out therapy, he'd probably find better things to do with his time than to obsess over what he sees as others' obsessions...
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Jeffraham--who among us has not, at one time or another, had his/her heart stomped but good?
If only he were brave enough to seek out therapy, he'd probably find better things to do with his time than to obsess over what he sees as others' obsessions...
I guess. I'm not going to obsess over his obsession with others' obsessions.
If they turn, there will be a revolution. It is happening now, can you feel it?
DWD - Challenger
Not if you listen to right wing radio.
Same old shit. Evil Dems and Illegals destroying the country.
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agave, Friday Lover |
We're talking True Believers, here. And how many of these jackasses actually have pensions, anyway? Pensions are much more common among office workers, professionals, and union labor. None of these is exactly a hotbed of Wingerosity. Especially in Red Amerika, where unions are hardly a force to be reckonned with...
Were there any references to doomtroopers in it? Is there any Doomtrooper backstory we should be apprised of, that would allow us to appreciate some of the subtleties of the film?
(Flipping through index and scholarly apparatus)
Surprisingly, no.
But even the most comprehensive histories are inevitably flawed. I look forward to remedying this defect in my study.
JP - Curly has a cute fat fuzzy butt. My brown tabby is at the other end of the size spectrum; 6 1/2 pounds of predator is my Pepper.
Yeah, getting your heart stomped is a time-honored tradition, but it's no excuse for becoming an asshole (to anyone except the stomper).
Melissa bought a Ipod shuffle today.
Can't use it with the stereo system, BUT as we talked, it hit me.
How long will it be before stereo receivers or A/V systems have USB ports and you down load right into the Amp with your Ipod or Jump Drive?
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But even the most comprehensive histories are inevitably flawed. I look forward to remedying this defect in my study.
So true. I didn't come across any mention of Doomtroopers when I was researching my paper on Nazi economics. It's possible I may need to modify some passages after tonight.
Sallyh, the answer to the biddy is along the lines of "I dissaproved of Ted Bundy, another sociopath, as well."
Apprentice to Darth Tigerous
Doozer,
Not around here: these are Reagan Republians. Strongly republican but mostly just racists.
Yeah, getting your heart stomped is a time-honored tradition, but it's no excuse for becoming an asshole (to anyone except the stomper).
NYMary
Been there. Hated everyone.
And you're right.
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I tried posting a link to Amanda Marcotte's martini glasses earlier and fucked it up.
I think they're so cute.
C-span/BookTV schedule, Eastern time
http://www.booktv.org/schedule
8:10 Public Lives: Ted Morgan, My Battle of Algiers: A Memoir
9:00 General Assignment: After Words: Michael Mandelbaum interviewed by Jacqueline Grapin
10:00 2006 Virginia Festival of the Book
10:00 Women, Family and the Workplace: Barbara Ehrenreich "Bait and Switch" Andrea Buchanan "It's a Girl" and Miriam Peskowitz "The Truth Behind Mommy Wars"
11:00 2006 Virginia Festival of the Book: Michael Downing
11:10 2006 Virginia Festival of the Book: U.S. Military and Their Family: Linda Robinson "Masters of Chaos" and Kristin Henderson "While They're At War"
Sallyh: Jeffraham--who among us has not, at one time or another, had his/her heart stomped but good?
True dat. However, Ted's major stomping occurred much later in life, I imagine, and he lacked the coping and social skills to work through his heartache. He's a shy guy, very unsure of himself, married late in life. His short-lived marriage and divorce destroyed him, in a lot of ways. With therapy, he can recover, I hope.
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Well not the funniest thing ever, but for at leat the last cupla months.
mary
Well not the funniest thing ever, but for at leat the last cupla months.
mary
And Ted most certainly didn 't become Ted after the heart-stomping, and probably deserved it. Fuck him.
They're all delusional anyway, which is their great danger; they believe the royal asshole.
Creepy thing just came to mind. The illegal imigration felony law would strip them,in many states, of their voting rights before they even become a citizen.
Agave,
We purchased a reasonable but decent set of speakers which play either my ipod or Thers's laptop. We use them a lot more than the tradional stereo.
Off to dinner, and then Doomtroopers, but as Thers will have the laptop, I won't be liveblogging. I just hope he gives me credit for my jokes.
**mwah!!**
Well not the funniest thing ever, but for at leat the last cupla months.
What about this?
"She just shook her head at me and said, how can you be so disrespectful?"
Got an hour, bitch?
NYMary: Yeah, getting your heart stomped is a time-honored tradition, but it's no excuse for becoming an asshole (to anyone except the stomper).
Also true -- the behavior is inexcusable, obviously. Still, it's this that has spun him into full-blown mental illness, and I hope he finds help before he actually hurts someone, as I fear he will, without help.
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Jeffraham--sorry, but it's no excuse for him to take it out on the rest of us.
a lot of the legislation that allowed pensions to be looted was passed during the Clinton administration
NYMary
is there anything left to deregulate? let's put in hillary and find out.
SS Doomtrooper Can't Lose!!!
"SS Doomtrooper Can't Lose!!!
Eli "
Have heard that one before.
That was really funny, Eli, thanks.
HoneyBear Kelley,
But, but, but those martini glasses are EMPTY!
~runs from the room in tears~
Have heard that one before.
Dude. It has Ben Cross and Parker Lewis. And I think maybe Brian Thompson.
That was really funny, Eli, thanks.
I love how it just escalates.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--sorry, but it's no excuse for him to take it out on the rest of us.
I agree -- the behavior he exhibits is inexcusable, and ultimately self-destructive, without a doubt!
Sadly, he doesn't see it that way, and all I'm saying is that I understand that his lashing out is only a symptom for somethiong that CAN be, if not cured, at least treated.
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Eli--you didn't say Manticore had eatage! And reptiles!
You've been a very bad boy and deserve a spanking.
Was light different back then in Nazi Germany?
JP - Curly has a cute fat fuzzy butt. My brown tabby is at the other end of the size spectrum; 6 1/2 pounds of predator is my Pepper.
Ahianne
Sounds like us.
Terrie Cat: Big and Fat but playful and affectionate. An indoor lap cat.
And has trained Zoe to play nice.
(Zoe was used to LC's rough play)
Zoey: Small, trim, fast and fierse like fuck. Loves her rubbings on her terms. Spends half the day outside. Climbs a tree like a squirl.
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Damn, maybe that ip tunnel worked, I have been dupicating at an astonishing rate.
GWPDA,
is my clone mowing the lawn, or at least making nice with Arthur?!?!?.
Jeffraham--as my friends in the South say, the boy just ain't right.
Big Change on the Cheap,
The Republican Promise.
Wow, this movie isn't even *in* the IMDb...
Re rat recipes: between Unmentionable Cuisine (Schwabe) and Lobscouse & Spotted Dog (Grossman & Thomas) looks like I've got about 3 recipes for rat. Not that I'm likely to try any of them. Also half a dozen for sssssnake (including sssnake on a sssskewer).
Try the rat tart, it's not got so much rat in it.
And you should put the sssssnake directly into the sssssewer, and cut out the middleman. And the nausea...
Minutemen: WHat a bunch of losers
http://www.comcast.net/news/inde.../01/
358911.html
ProfWombat--the tongue clicking resonates. I was parked in my Corolla with the "Impeach Bush" sticker next to a shopper with a yellow ribbon her giant SUV. She just shook her head at me and said, how can you be so disrespectful?
I wouldn't answer her.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Me Bush works for me.
He is incompetent.
I fire incompetent workers.
Biggest flux capacitor I have ever seen. Course this was before the age of transistors.
Ahianne: JP - Curly has a cute fat fuzzy butt. My brown tabby is at the other end of the size spectrum; 6 1/2 pounds of predator is my Pepper.
Heh! 1 Curly = 2.5 Pepper.
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Got an hour, bitch?
Terry C, Coldplayer
But, but, but those martini glasses are EMPTY!
~runs from the room in tears~
Think of the joy they've already given, Hecate.
Why are the Nazis cultivating Hounds of the Baskervilles?
Looks the same to me...
OK, NO MORE TALKING ABOUT RAT RECIPES. I MEAN IT! I'LL MAKE YOUR BUTTONS FALL OFF AND YOUR HEMS COME UNDONE AND YOUR CAR'S BURGLAR ALARM WILL GO OFF AT INCONVENIENT TIMES!
Needs a manicure, big time.
OMG! He's turning into CGI!
"OMG! He's turning into CGI!
Eli "
Needs a manicure, big time.
Guess he was just a few minutes too late, then...
Hecate--you wouldn't happen to be representing the Shithouse Rats in their civil complaint, would you?
Thers sez: See what happens when you have Nazi Super Weight-gain Powder?
Ack! Karl Rove!
Sallyh: Jeffraham--as my friends in the South say, the boy just ain't right.
You got that right. Problem being, I think he's got the makings of a rapist or murderer, if he doesn't get his rage issues under control.
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Shawk--one of my major complaints is that I'm so tired of being regarded as 'the help.'
We didn't hire Chimpy, but we sure as hell can fire his ass.
NYMary
Is that the stuff that Robertson sells? When he is not eplaining God's wrath that is.
This flick is going to need a catfight between a Hot Nazi Science Babe™ and a Hot Allied Science Babe™.
Just sayin'
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Well, I'm back.
All I can say is that my back 40 now looks like someplace people would pay to come to. Like maybe for a resort or something. Sure is pretty.
Doozer - I've eaten alligator and eel. Would be willing to try sssssnake. Rat - no. No rational reason, just a real bad image.
Yeah, getting your heart stomped is a time-honored tradition, but it's no excuse for becoming an asshole (to anyone except the stomper).
NYMary
It is if you're a putz. But then you have to take his word for the stompage, and he is a putz, and who sez the stompage was all one-way?
I'll just stick with putz, and leave it at that.
Shawk--one of my major complaints is that I'm so tired of being regarded as 'the help.'
Dubya still doesn't comprehend that the President is not the boss of everyone.
This flick is going to need a catfight between a Hot Nazi Science Babe™ and a Hot Allied Science Babe™.
Is that all you boys ever think about?
This flick is going to need a catfight between a Hot Nazi Science Babe™ and a Hot Allied Science Babe™.
Just sayin'
Sci-Fi needs to hire you.
This flick is going to need a catfight between a Hot Nazi Science Babe™ and a Hot Allied Science Babe™.
Both blonde. I am confident that the narrative will indeed trend this way.
YOUR CAR'S BURGLAR ALARM WILL GO OFF AT INCONVENIENT TIMES!
Hecate Malificent
so that's my neighbor's problem. every week it goes off, like clockwork. with nothing in sight that might have caused it to go off.
Both blonde. I am confident that the narrative will indeed trend this way.
I think the Allied science babe should be a hot Jewish brunette.
"Private Parker Lewis... arrested."
Teeheehee!
"Is that all you boys ever think about?
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere "
Um. What would be a right answer to that?
Just asking before we respond.
Sadly, he doesn't see it that way, and all I'm saying is that I understand that his lashing out is only a symptom for somethiong that CAN be, if not cured, at least treated.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
After a break up my best friend ask the harmles question, "Do you cut off the stems of mushrooms?". I shot back, "Yeah, what of it! Am I doing something WRONG?".
Being hurt sucks, and maybe it just seems unfair that others aren't hurt too, so you try to hurt them.
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EkCenTrik--ask Mrs. Ek. You appear to be well trained.
What about this?
Eli
Bush needs subtitles.
This flick is going to need a catfight between a Hot Nazi Science Babe™ and a Hot Allied Science Babe™.
Is that all you boys ever think about?
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
I'm sure they just want to see Good triumph over Evil. Or at least rip Evil's shirt a little.
Is that all you boys ever think about?
Saturday nights, yes.
But to be clear: I'd want the Hot Allied Science Babe™ to win, natch.
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hahaha abc news: where would jesus invest? i'm guessing not halliburton.
Good thing my car has no alarm. Can we still talk about sssssssnakesssss?
just a reminder
Joe Lieberman is a festering bag of assholes.
Thers opines that there cannot have been a script for this film.
I think the Allied science babe should be a hot Jewish brunette.
Eli
Jon Stewart?
I'm sure they just want to see Good triumph over Evil. Or at least rip Evil's shirt a little.
Marcia can be kinda Evil sometimes.
Digger is immune to explosions!
That could be handy.
Marcia B! How are you?
We really need a girls' slumber party.
Marcia can be kinda Evil sometimes.
Eli
I'm sure you have me mistaken for someone else. I'm very good.
Being hurt sucks, and maybe it just seems unfair that others aren't hurt too, so you try to hurt them.
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agave, Friday Lover
Oooh, yeah. Been there, done that!
I think the Allied science babe should be a hot Jewish brunette.
Played by Sarah Silverman.
I'd pay good money to see that.
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I'm sure you have me mistaken for someone else. I'm very good.
Can I rip your shirt a little anyway?
did somebody say severed snake? unite or die.
"the Black Sheep Squadon" rises like the Phoenix!
"Private Poppadopoulous"
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"the Black Sheep Squadon" rises like the Phoenix!
"Private Poppadopoulous"
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I can't believe there's a Private Parker Lewis. Hilarious.
Marcia B! How are you?
We really need a girls' slumber party.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
I have a little cold again. Since I had mono I've caught everything that's passed by it seems.
And work sucks, but at least I finally got a paycheck! Yay, paycheck!
Thers sez: This is like the dirty dozen. Except their clean, there's not a dozen of them, and it sucks.
Who drinks whiskey by the gallon?
"I like to hit people... sir."
Melissa bought a Ipod shuffle today.
Can't use it with the stereo system, BUT as we talked, it hit me.
How long will it be before stereo receivers or A/V systems have USB ports and you down load right into the Amp with your Ipod or Jump Drive?
agave, Friday Lover
This with this will more than do the job.
Is that the stuff that Robertson sells? When he is not eplaining God's wrath that is.
EkCenTriK
Atheists should all thank God for Ol' Pat. He's living proof positive there is no Christian God. If there were, he'd have been struck by lightning a dozen times by now.
Well, OK, maybe just once...
NYMary--script? We don't need no stinkin' script!
Eveing bats!
Remember to spring forward tomorrow (another reason to throw the bums out!)
Just got back from seeing "Whale Rider" -- excellent flic -- but if I add it to my top ten, something else will have to go -- I'll need to think about it...
Marcia--paychecks are good, free masters' degrees are even better.
Was the impersonator's name Grace Jones?
I can't believe there's a Private Parker Lewis. Hilarious.
Corporal Ferris Bueller reporting for duty, SIR!
Can I rip your shirt a little anyway?
Eli
You wanna be the Hot Jewish Brunette and I'll be the Hot Nazi Science Bitch? I mean Babe?
Corporal Ferris Bueller reporting for duty, SIR!
I especially liked Corin Nemec saying "We finally meet" to him...
Damn Haloscan.
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oh, and Marcia, alcohol is a disinfectant.
You wanna be the Hot Jewish Brunette and I'll be the Hot Nazi Science Bitch? I mean Babe?
This could work. You're still blonde, right?
Damn, maybe that ip tunnel worked, I have been dupicating at an astonishing rate.
GWPDA,
is my clone mowing the lawn, or at least making nice with Arthur?!?!?.
UnitedNegroEmerates™
We admired particularly your work on the grassy area around the mustard seed plants and the day lillies. Very delicate there.
The hot Allied Science Babe will be Private Parker Posey. Or Private Peter Parker, either way.
paychecks are good, free masters' degrees are even better.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Yay! and free BAs for the teen! My domestic partner OF EITHER SEX
can get a free Master's too.
Sorry, premature enter.
Random dogfight!
Does Parker Lewis have kind of a weird lisp?
Marcia--Eli would like you to adopt him, but I don't think it's the free master's degree he's interested in.
Oh, they just lifted this scene from MS Combat Flight Simulator.
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Parker Lewis: "Just can't win!"
This could work. You're still blonde, right?
Eli
Well, yes and no...
Eli--Parker Lewis reminds me a lot of Gomer Pyle, only not as bright.
Owls.
Eli would like you to adopt him, but I don't think it's the free master's degree he's interested in.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
But if he's my registered domestic partner he can start working on his MA in 3 months. If he's my son, he has to wait 3 years -- although the breastfeeding may make the time go by faster.
Remember to spring forward tomorrow (another reason to throw the bums out!)
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!
This with this will more than do the job.
shawk
I'll check that out more later.
But don't have that kinna bucks at the moment.
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Marcia--Eli needs breastfeeding, for about the next 30 years.
DWD; if the Wingers around you are like that, and getting a bellyfull of Bush, that's great. There'll have to be a shitload of 'em to do us any good nationwide, though. Folks who lose their own pensions will be pissed, but the rest would have to be intellectually angered by others' loss, and frankly, that's beyond the troglodytes (unless it's family). Perhaps some Dems could make an effort in that direction, though. To the extent they'll listen to a Dem--which aint much--that might get their attention.
And as the true awfulness of the Medicare drug fiasco sinks in among the familiea of rural retirees, that aint gonna hurt, neither...
If he's my son, he has to wait 3 years -- although the breastfeeding may make the time go by faster.
It certainly will for me...
this woman collected cans to put her two kids through college.
Hmmm Just asked the Mrs. She said Yes.
Now I am confused.
Folks who lose their own pensions will be pissed
i'd hate to look and see how many ripped off enron workers turned around and voted for bush.
We admired particularly your work on the grassy area around the mustard seed plants and the day lillies. Very delicate there.
Whew!!!!
/wipes forehead.
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Who drinks whiskey by the gallon?
NYMary
I bet Duke Nukem could. And then go out and kick alien butt!
Obviously CGI was more primitive in the 40's Eli.
Who drinks whiskey by the gallon?
hitchens?
This could work. You're still blonde, right?
Eli
Well, yes and no...
Marcia Brady ∞
Knew you shoulda bought that second bottle, din ya?
do-it-yourself taxidermist
.......Thanks to online auction sites, artists and do-it-yourself taxidermists have stolen the spotlight from the traditional craftsmen. Instead of the usual pheasant and fish mounts, silly squirrels dressed in costumes and freakish two-headed ducks are becoming more popular with bidders. And the artists are having trouble keeping up with the demands.......
just saying
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Let me politely interrupt here for a moment if I may. Your credit score can be improved although bad credit and mortgage lates are financing loans. This credit repair mortgage repair bad credit bankruptcy loan foreclosure is of course a possibility. That is rescoring for an equity loan and credit repair even if it is delinquent.Yay
AP news says that Tom Delay will not seek re-election. This from an unnamed source close to Delay.
Another one bites the dust!
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