I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Ha! Mine! All Mine!
Fifth!
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Placing in the top ten!
I hope everyone is as proud of my son as I am.
Psychydelic violets and very big boobs
What a nice man! 
Parker Lewis Can't Act!
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I am perfect, whenever people complain about me it is either because they are a man and cannot use my vagina or they are a woman that's jealous of my vagina.
Hecate--
Fabulous flowers and thanks for the reminder.
Nth!
"Your creature... it confuses me."
"Your experiments disturb me in ways I cannot describe."
"Your experiments disturb me in ways I cannot describe."
They make me all tingly in my... parts.
I vill speak frankly.
This movie disturbs me in ways I cannot describe.
So, nobody's going to make me dinner are they?
sigh.
I'm not sure this movie is entirely historically accurate.
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"Your creature... it confuses me."
This plot confuses me.
Auntie GWPDA--Reubens again! Do you mind? There's one for you and for Arthur. And a spare for a midnight snackie.
Psychydelic violets and very big boobs
Hecate Malificent
Hey, how'd you get my photo!?
I'm not sure this movie is entirely historically accurate.
I've been looking closely for divergences from the historical record, and have as yet been unable to spot any.
I'm not sure this movie is entirely historically accurate.
Oh, you of little faith!
So, nobody's going to make me dinner are they?
Me either.
Hey, how'd you get my photo!?
So you're not blonde on top, then...
They make me all tingly in my... parts.
I thought that was because you're still breastfeeding.
I thought we were all excellent cooks.
Does this zombie overlord suit make my ass look big?
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So you're not blonde on top, then...
Eli
That could be a wig.
Cadillac Man just re-entered the condo, below... may have to be stealthy for a bit...
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I thought we were all excellent cooks.
Not me. I can take pictures, but that's about it.
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I am perfect, whenever people complain about me it is either because they are a man and cannot use my vagina or they are a woman that's jealous of my vagina.
Amanda Marcotte
So you think gang rape and patriarchy is okay?
When does Doomtrooper fight the 40 foot mummy?
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ARE okay.
I am perfect, whenever people complain about me it is either because they are a man and cannot use my vagina or they are a woman that's jealous of my vagina.
That's certainly sums it up for me.
Hey, how'd you get my photo!?
Marcia,
Our boobie model of the month! Thank you for volunteering, Marcia!
They didn't skimp on the acting talent, that's for damn sure.
Fifth!
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:17 pm | #
***************************was looking for you this afternoon,because i was curious if you tried any of the recipes?
Our boobie model of the month! Thank you for volunteering, Marcia!
Seconded.
This Doomtrooper movie is completely accurate historically, so far. It is a well-known fact that everyone involved in WWII was a shitty B-movie actor speaking retarded dialogue.
So you're not blonde on top, then...
Eli
|A blonde on top is always good.
Or a brunette. OH, who care what color her hair is?
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Hey, who wants to see the movie my kid is going to be in? Although the website isn't finished and the picture they used of her is not the right one (they will be fixing it later) so she thinks it makes her look fat.
Maybe I shouldn't share.
"What a nice man! Boortz apologizes for calling Cynthia McKinney a "ghetto slut".
Boortz looks like a toad.
Woohoo! We have Doomtrooper!
So, nobody's going to make me dinner are they?
I'm too sore to cook. Would you like one of the olives from my martini?
GWPDA, what happened to the chicken?
Well, I just finished posting below to remind people that the evil government is stealing an hour of your sleep tonight & that I just got back from seeing "Whale Rider" -- excellent, but if I add it to my top ten list, somethnig else will have to go -- res ipsa, any suggestions?
Okay, now that's just stupid looking.
I thought we were all excellent cooks.
Speaking of which, folks might be interested in And They Cook, Too:
"Last year on October 8 an earthquake, measuring 7.6 on the Richter scale, hit Kashmir, the northern part of Pakistan. Being a native Californian, I know that’s no small cheese. Unfortunately, by October 8, 2005, I was tapped out from Katrina giving and could not give to my favorite charity, Doctors Without Borders, also known as Les Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF). There was no doubt in my mind that MSF would be on the spot, doctoring in Kashmir, then and even now, and around the world wherever they are needed, as usual.
And so, partly out of guilt, but mostly out of admiration, the plan for this cookbook fundraiser was born. Now, I don’t cook very much and my basic culinary philosophy is "Shake it out of the box and eat it." However, I very much admire people who make an art of cooking and even make it look fun. I also read a lot of blogs, all kinds of blogs from all over the world: political, art, culture, whatever, and I noticed many of these bloggers posting recipes. Sometimes I’d print them out and put them in my very neatly organized, but seldom consulted three-ring Recipes binder. Every now and then I’d think how nice it would be to have all those online recipes in a book format... And an idea began to take shape..."
Oh, I am SO looking forward to this Doomtrooper thing...it's going to be like being locked in a barn in Tillamook!
Only 2 and a half more hours to wait on the west coast!
I hate white people.
Hey, who wants to see the movie my kid is going to be in? Although the website isn't finished and the picture they used of her is not the right one (they will be fixing it later) so she thinks it makes her look fat.
Maybe I shouldn't share.
I'd like to see!
This is possibly the worst CGI I've ever seen, even for Sci-Fi...
Hey, who wants to see the movie my kid is going to be in?
[raises hand]
It is a well-known fact that everyone involved in WWII was a shitty B-movie actor speaking retarded dialogue.
Well, of course.
finshed the tuna, going to have gain alcohol & o.j. for dessert.
NTodd--thanks for the link. I will soon be the proud owner of a copy.
And I cook, too!
The background shots in this movie are also accurate, as they look like they were filmed in Bayonne, New Jersey.
Does this zombie overlord suit make my ass look big?
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William H. Rehnquist | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:28 pm |
I thought your ass had fallen off?
That's certainly sums it up for me.
NTodd, Slow Hand
I'm even jealous of the name
Amanda Marcotte
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sittenpretty: was looking for you this afternoon,because i was curious if you tried any of the recipes?
Recipes? Help me out, here (remembering that I have a specific organic brain dysfunction that prevents me from connecting Eschaton handles with real names or e-mail addresses).
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This is possibly the worst CGI I've ever seen, even for Sci-Fi...
Why does it have to make stupid noises?
I am an excellent cook who is both extra-ordinarily tired and missing quite a lot of blood.... All I've been able to do so far is open the ice box and look at it. Nothing has been put on my plate yet, however.
So, okay! To-morrow there will be food.
I hate white people.
So now Ted's obsessing about other bloggers?
Why does it have to make stupid noises?
You're talking about Private Parker Lewis, right?
This will sober you up . . .
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Eli,
I just noted below that CGI was primitive in the 40's. Appreciate it, it's historical.
I am an excellent cook who is both extra-ordinarily tired and missing quite a lot of blood....
Where did your blood go?
You didn't run into a vampire, did you?
Auntie GWPDA--your dinner is ready.
No sauerkraut on Arthur's. I remembered.
It is a well-known fact that everyone involved in WWII was a shitty B-movie actor speaking retarded dialogue.
Did someone mention Hellcats of the Navy?
Pedictability being the case with the current owls and turtles and sundry who have taken the helm of ThreadBot™.
Lucky for yal'll
I am not so quick.
Time for a ThreadDar update.
I am an excellent cook who is both extra-ordinarily tired and missing quite a lot of blood....
You should stop using your own blood for the matzos and switch to Xtian baby blood.
Hi, all. I've been at a Punjabi festival all day. Did I miss anything?
I thought your ass had fallen off?
Duct tape and bailing wire. That and saline-bag ass implants.
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it's "whitey" fool.
sittenpretty: was looking for you this afternoon,because i was curious if you tried any of the recipes?
Recipes? Help me out, here (remembering that I have a specific organic brain dysfunction that prevents me from connecting Eschaton handles with real names or e-mail addresses).
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:33 pm | #
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oopsie..did you get the package i mailed you?
This Doomtrooper movie is completely accurate historically, so far. It is a well-known fact that everyone involved in WWII was a shitty B-movie actor speaking retarded dialogue.
A lesser-known fact is that Nazis did not, in fact, speak German, but rather English with a German accent.
Not since Hogan's Heroes has the American viewing public been treated to such rigorous WW2 scholarship.
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Just like our Vice President!
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I hate white people.
Steve Gilliard
Live in a poor Spanish/Black Neighborhood for 6 years and get back to me.
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Woohoo!
Sgt. Cheney is on the case!
If you try to desert, he'll shoot you in the face!
I've been at a Punjabi festival all day
RACIST!
http://www.geocities.com/iluvfat...lcharm/
9am.html
Click on her chest where it says "enter."
GWPDA, can you eat pizza, salad, and strawberry mango shakes?
Well, I just finished posting below to remind people that the evil government is stealing an hour of your sleep tonight & that I just got back from seeing "Whale Rider" -- excellent, but if I add it to my top ten list, somethnig else will have to go -- res ipsa, any suggestions?
Prior Aelred | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:32 pm
Whale Rider was a most wonderful movie.
RACIST!
NTodd, Slow Hand | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:36 pm | #
Can you ever forgive me?
GWPDA, can you eat pizza, salad, and strawberry mango shakes?
Doug,
Certainly.
The only way this movie can be redeemed is if the Doomtrooper starts eating people.
Marcia -
Coo-ell.
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When does Doomtrooper fight the 40 foot mummy?
This I would like to see!!!
"my intention is to win the war".
The best laid plans..............
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SS Doomtrooper doesn't seem too choosy, does he.
I guess I'll have to be satisfied with it electrocuting germans to death.
Whale Rider was a most wonderful movie.
Wasn't that a pornographic film?
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Click on her chest where it says "enter."
Woohoo! Although that sounds a bit... weird.
I forgot to mention/check Nanny Ogg's Cookbook, which has Sticky Toffee you-know-what Onna Stick. Faked with marzipan.
Click on her chest
There are some words I haven't heard in a while...
Coo-ell.
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spork_incident
It's supposed to be a campy horror.
I hate white people.
I hate straight people
sittenpretty: oopsie..did you get the package i mailed you?
I'm guessing not... don't recall any recipes, or lengthy message of any kind from anyone other than NMRed. Are you also NMRed?
Don't panic -- Sarah Deere also sent something that hasn't arrived, so... it may just be my local P.O.
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"Whale Rider"
Is that sort of a maritime Clint Eastwood film?
GWPDA, what do you want on your pizza?
Your choices are;
pepperoni,
shrimp,
salmon,
sweet peppers,
hot jalapenos,
mushrooms, shitake or domestic white,
Olives, green or black
sweet onions,
fresh pinapple.
Don't panic -- Sarah Deere also sent something that hasn't arrived, so... it may just be my local P.O.
Hotmail is your post office?
Clicking women on their chests is kinda scary...
I hate white people.
I hate straight people
lavalamp
I pretty much just hate people. I'm not prejudiced.
No suprise that liberals are biased.... against reality!
I'm ambivalent about people who are pale. Somehow, they just don't seem as tho they're trying very hard. I suspect they want regular breaks and expect their pay checks to arrive on time.
I pretty much just hate people. I'm not prejudiced.
Come over here and sit by me.
sittenpretty: oopsie..did you get the package i mailed you?
I'm guessing not... don't recall any recipes, or lengthy message of any kind from anyone other than NMRed. Are you also NMRed?
Don't panic -- Sarah Deere also sent something that hasn't arrived, so... it may just be my local P.O.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:40 pm |
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it cant be in your po box it weighs 60 pds
Clicking women on their chests is kinda scary...
It's not scary, though!
I am an excellent cook who is both extra-ordinarily tired and missing quite a lot of blood...
Ever wonder where that little piece of your finger went when you where slicing and dicing, finishing up with a band aid.
Dinner being delayed as you tried to stop the blood flow.
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Oh, I'm going to rewhore my latest epic podcast because I want to.
I'm not pale, I'm pink, unless I get in the sun. That skin color will then deepen to a nice bright red.
Clicking women on their chests is kinda scary...
NTodd
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to pressure you.
Do you want me to hold your hand?
When a white man likes an Asian woman that's insane racism but it's ok for me to date Jen because of slavery.
heterophobe?
I pretty much just hate people.
[runs from room, sobbing]
Clicking women on their chests
Is that what kids today are calling it?
Darn kids.
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I pretty much just hate people. I'm not prejudiced.
Come over here and sit by me.
Eli
Are you people? Then why are you still talking?
Do you want me to hold your hand?
Yes, please!
"Whale Rider"
Is that sort of a maritime Clint Eastwood film?
A Beluga Western?
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GWPDA, what do you want on your pizza?
Your choices are;
pepperoni,
sweet peppers,
hot jalapenos,
mushrooms, shitake or domestic white,
sweet onions,
Doug,
'Enkew.
I pretty much just hate people. I'm not prejudiced.
Marcia Brady ∞
check my name
Are you people? Then why are you still talking?
Of course not. I'm a liberal.
What if Zorro met Doomtrooper?
Hmmm...
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"Is that sort of a maritime Clint Eastwood film?
A Beluga Western?"
Oh oh, it has begun.
Read Disgruntled Chemist for the terror:
Twelve words I didn't think I'd be saying tonight: Today, I set a table on fire in an elementary school library.
French Resistance babe!
sittenpretty: it cant be in your po box it weighs 60 pds
Oh, FSM, no! Nothing like that has arrived. My condo mailbox is only about a fith-cubic foot, in volume, but the postperson brings packages to my door. I would've though something THAT large would not be USPSable (or, at least, got me a note to pick it up at the local USPS).
None of that has happened, so... didja get a tracking number? :-/
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Ooooh-la-la!
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Ever wonder where that little piece of your finger went when you where slicing and dicing, finishing up with a band aid.
Dinner being delayed as you tried to stop the blood flow.
Well, no. But I am mildly curious about where the two pints of my platelets are heading.... Saline just isn't really enough to run the system, that's all I can say.
The dialogue sounds dubbed...
GWPDA, how large of a pizza do you want? With the oven and baking screen I now have, I can go all the way up to 24 inches in diameter. Generally a personal pizza is plenty big enough at 8 or 10 inches in diameter.
Amendment: Hot French Reisitance Babe™ vs. Hot Nazi Sciience Babe™
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French people are rude!
"Whale Rider"
Is that sort of a maritime Clint Eastwood film?
A Beluga Western?
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William H. Rehnquist
Well, since it stars Daryn Kagan...
When you admit that Asians are more attractive you are just reconciling yourself to the natural order of things. I'm not sure where slavery or Bulgars enters into it.
Oooh, an obnoxious French guy. A daring choice!
Yes, please!
NTodd
Did you click? Pretty fun, huh?
She says she plays an abused wife or girlfriend or something with multiple personalities, I think. The redhead is one of her personalities.
Unless I'm completely confused.
I can do a better fake French accent than these mooks and mine is about as accurate as Pepe Le Pew's.
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"French people are rude!
Eli "
Compared to a particular Supreme Court Justice of Italian heritage?
Generally a personal pizza is plenty big enough at 8 or 10 inches in diameter.
Doug,
I think that we need to do one that can be rolled up small enough to fit into the IP tunnel that UNE was using earlier to mow my lawn.
sittenpretty: it cant be in your po box it weighs 60 pds
Oh, FSM, no! Nothing like that has arrived. My condo mailbox is only about a fith-cubic foot, in volume, but the postperson brings packages to my door. I would've though something THAT large would not be USPSable (or, at least, got me a note to pick it up at the local USPS).
None of that has happened, so... didja get a tracking number? :-/
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:45 pm | #
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i asked sall if you got the surprise i sent she said affirmative..kindadid your marketing for a month....tee heereciprs included...oopsie must be lost
Well, I do have some oatmeal, chocolate crunch & butter brickel Ice cream.
I've been at a Punjabi festival all day
Oooooh, what did you bring back for us to eat???
The dialogue seems to be repeating itself now...
Is that a French accent? Holy shit.
i hate different time zones. that movie isn't on for another 3 hours.
She says she plays an abused wife or girlfriend or something with multiple personalities, I think. The redhead is one of her personalities.
I would like to meet this girl.
I think that we need to do one that can be rolled up small enough to fit into the IP tunnel that UNE was using earlier to mow my lawn.
We've got to work on this teleportation tech. That bit pipe just doesn't hack it.
GWPDA, Are you okay? Was the donation of blood out of necessity or choice?
I can do a better fake French accent than these mooks and mine is about as accurate as Pepe Le Pew's.
Well, I heard you were a "joik."
How inspiring!
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"I ain't got nowhere else to go."
What a touching expression of loyalty.
I can do a better fake French accent than these mooks and mine is about as accurate as Pepe Le Pew's.
By Klingons.
sittenpretty: i asked sall if you got the surprise i sent she said affirmative..kindadid your marketing for a month....tee heereciprs included...oopsie must be lost
Given my state of mind the last few weeks and the number of packages that have arrived, I'm not at all surprised.
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Melissa loves her Ipod thingy. She's downloading all her old favs she doesn't have on CD. Even dancing around with her earphones and singing in her Family Guy boxers.
Reminds of two things.
How much I love her.
And that she CAN NOT sing.
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I can do a better fake French accent than these mooks and mine is about as accurate as Pepe Le Pew's.
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spork_incident
I just want to hear you say "mook" with a French accent.
pornography is in the eye of the beholder
Justice Potter Stewart said he couldn't define it but he knew it when he saw it -- apparently based on something he had witnessed while he was in the Navy -- when Justice Harlan was blind & the SCOTUS would watch movies to decide if they were pornographic, a clerk had to watch with him & describe everything that was happening -- I think that probably IS pornographic (Hugo Black just said that the First Amendment meant that there was no porn, so he didn't have to watch all those movies...)
Well, I heard you were a "joik."
I think a joik is a sort of a song that Laplanders make up to remember someone who has died or moved away. Singing the joik is called joikking.
I would like to eat something now.
I think what I'd really like is anything on this page.
I would like to meet this girl.
NTodd
The redhead? or the multiple-personality abused girl? or Jill?
Le mook.
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agave: Reminds of two things.
How much I love her.
And that she CAN NOT sing.
I have a real soft spot for that kind of gal, m'self.
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I think what I'd really like is anything on this page.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Is there anyone alive who can actually fit a hamburger that size in his/her mouth?
For a radioactively augmented soldier of the Master Race, SS Doomtrooper has appallingly bad posture.
I just want to hear you say "mook" with a French accent.
Mueique.
sittenpretty: i asked sall if you got the surprise i sent she said affirmative..kindadid your marketing for a month....tee heereciprs included...oopsie must be lost
Given my state of mind the last few weeks and the number of packages that have arrived, I'm not at all surprised.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:50 pm | #
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it is huge,,,from boca raton fl,sent it media post uspost office ...it weighed 55 pds...mostlyfun food stuff,and a bottle of cruzan...
pornography is in the eye of the beholder
Apparently it damages you.
Le mook.
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spork_incident
Mes knees, zhey are weak!
i hate different time zones.
jello
Timezonist!
(tho I prefer Mountain, Central sucks)
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The redhead? or the multiple-personality abused girl? or Jill?
#1 and #3. And her mom.
I see I walked into a music thread...on this one, I have no business commenting.
Peace.
GWPDA, Are you okay? Was the donation of blood out of necessity or choice?
DWD - Challenger |
Oh, tchure. It's one of those old fashion kinda things we call civic responsibility. I've got this really fancy blood and it's in demand for things like brand new babies and people who are really, really sick, so, since I've got it, I share it. I like it being for the tiny babies - did you realise that one ordinary whole blood donation can do a complete blood change for FIVE babies? Neat. I've got a lot of blood relations here in town....
But I kinda wish I had a Lot-A-BUrger.
#1 and #3. And her mom.
NTodd
Awwww.
sittenpretty: it is huge,,,from boca raton fl,sent it media post uspost office ...it weighed 55 pds...mostlyfun food stuff,and a bottle of cruzan...
Holy Moly -- no, I'm sorry; that has not landed. I'll check with my local USPS Monday, just in case they left a Post-It that got blown away, and I'll let you know!
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I see I walked into a music thread
Also a super-human Nazi thread.
Go figure.
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what did the founding fathers say about porn?
John Mortimer's wonderful Rumpole of the Bailey had it that a dirty mind is a perpetual feast...
GWPDA,
You have to eat something or your pants will fall off. How about an omelette and toast?
Is there anyone alive who can actually fit a hamburger that size in his/her mouth?
Marcia Brady
Let me introduce you to Mr. Knife and Mrs. Fork.
John Mortimer's wonderful Rumpole of the Bailey had it that a dirty mind is a perpetual feast...
That must be why I can't lose weight.
(tho I prefer Mountain, Central sucks)
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agave, Friday Lover
Mountain is so nouveaux; Eastern Standard keeps it real.
John Mortimer's wonderful Rumpole of the Bailey
Loved those books. Those and Dorothy Sayers would get me through a long, long stay on a desert island.
test
GWPDA,
You have to eat something or your pants will fall off. How about an omelette and toast?
Hecate Malificent
Don' wanna make it for myself.
I think Thers is faking a bad Thers accent.
We've got to work on this teleportation tech. That bit pipe just doesn't hack it.
Not yet at least, though recent developments are promising.........
/working on improvements
what did the founding fathers say about porn?
Franklin probably approved.
And Jefferson was into the Black Booty series of videos.
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Um, wouldn't Doomtrooper's giant gun be able to shoot through hay pretty easily?
Is it special armor-plated hay?
sittenpretty: it is huge,,,from boca raton fl,sent it media post uspost office ...it weighed 55 pds...mostlyfun food stuff,and a bottle of cruzan...
Holy Moly -- no, I'm sorry; that has not landed. I'll check with my local USPS Monday, just in case they left a Post-It that got blown away, and I'll let you know!
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im the sorry one ...was hoping you were enjoying the goodies by now...hope its cool there or your easter bunnies will be melted eeeek! 
what did the founding fathers say about porn?
Ben Franklin was a randy bastard, so he probably hid it in Poor Richard's Almanac.
what did the founding fathers say about porn?
They were always ftroking off.
GWPDA, that is lovely. Thank you from everyone.
Apparently it damages you.
NTodd | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:53 pm | #
I thought this link somewhere cool. Instead it went to NTodd's site.
In any case, I'm changing my nick.
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Pushes "Big Bopper burger" GWPDA's way.
test
´ζ´ ---not incog
are you french?
Um, wouldn't Doomtrooper's giant gun be able to shoot through hay pretty easily?
Is it special armor-plated hay?
Eli
Maybe hay is like spider's web; whispy and delicate alone, but stronger than steel when mushed together.
Probably not.
In any case, I'm changing my nick.
Oh, changing your 'nick'...
De nada.
Nighty-night.
I know this shouldn't surprise me , but when I clicked through to these jokers homepage, I was truly shocked.
Hit my homepage link for a dose of good , solid America. Nothing the least bit Alarmist ....wow
"...Illegal Alien Mobs Take to the Streets...
…Demanding US Citizens' Rights
Minuteman Civil Defense Corps Says NO!
Senate Ready to Pass Amnesty for Illegal Aliens
Help Stop it NOW!
This weekend we saw something very disturbing. An illegal alien mob came out of the shadows by the hundreds of thousands and descended on Phoenix, Denver and Los Angeles.
Like an invading horde, they demanded US citizen rights, but without any citizen duties, responsibilities, loyalties. Has our beloved America become France?
Are riots in the streets and the burning of cars in Washington DC next? ..."
So , none of these people has any Hispanic Friends , right ?
This CGI *is* really bad.
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I thought this link somewhere cool. Instead it went to NTodd's site.
I can point you to a nifty site that has porn ready-formatted for Melissa's iPod...
I think Thers is faking a bad Thers accent.
Ahianne
A fake reverse unimposter.
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Parker Lewis can't get killed, right?
Doesn't Doomtrooper just, like, naturally secrete ammo or something?
They were always ftroking off.
Thers, Paterfamilias
GWPDA, that is lovely. Thank you from everyone.
DWD - Challenger
Absolutely. Bloody good job!
recent developments are promising
The first thing we've got to try is a really great pot luck. Think of the dinners people here could have, between what everyone is cooking.
Don' wanna make it for myself.
Here in Arlington, we have this thing called TakeOut Taxi. You call them up and order from a restaurant and they bring it to you. Maybe there's an Arizona version of TakeOut Taxi? It's very nice for when you're tired and hungry.
"No walk in the park" is a French expression?
"Put our boys in a bit of a pickle"
Brillliant!!!!!
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"Put our boys in a bit of a pickle"
Brillliant!!!!!
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Red meat and red wine, GWPDA! I'm making beef stew tomorrow, with carrots and onions and a ton of garlic, by I don' think it would travel well. Have you any place local that will deliver?
So... there's no plan, but they firmly believe that any problem can be solved by blowing shit up?
Where have I heard this before?
´ζ´ ---not incog
are you french?
No, just fooling with one-line ascii art today.
Here in Arlington, we have this thing called TakeOut Taxi.
Pittsburgh has Wheel Deliver. But that probably doesn't help.
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"No walk in the park" is a French expression?
No, but "neow wahk en zee pak" is, if you sneer enough.
I'm making beef stew tomorrow, with carrots and onions and a ton of garlic,
Mom,
Can I eat at Ahianne's house tomorrow night? Her mom says it's ok! Please?
Hi folks, I'm back. I was so far south in NJ that the Garden State Parkway had traffic lights.
Pittsburgh has Wheel Deliver. But that probably doesn't help.
We do?
This just in from AP:
James Dobson of Focus on the Family reported today that ha had converted to Druidism, following a retreat in the mountains near Buena Vista. He reported sitting under an aspen when he heard the following:
I HAVE been in a multitude of shapes,
Before I assumed a consistent form.
I have been a sword, narrow, variegated,
I will believe when it is apparent.
I have been a tear in the air,
I have been the dullest of stars.
I have been a word among letters,
I have been a book in the origin.
I have been the light of lanterns,
A year and a half.
Dobson reported that "I became very excited thinking the Great God Jehovah was talking to me". He saw a feminine shape appear in one of the aspens and thought "Wait, I am not one of those Mary worshiping Papists."
He reported that he heard the apparition say "My name is Ceridwen" . Dobson then said " Karen? Karen Hughes?"
"No I am Ceridwen great Goddess of the Welsh, You have persecuted and scorned my children". Dobson then reported a great stag brought him to a grove where the Moon was shimmering its light".
"Ever since that evening, my abdominal pains have gone away. I decided that we will be holding Beltaine at The Focus on the Family Center in Colorado Springs"
Heavens! So many bad fake accents!
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Hecate --
Rumpole of the Bailey is wonderful -- an oblate of ours who is a lawyer used to send me all the books -- & Leo McKern (God rest his soul!) was BEYOND PERFECT!
srjjty
sittenpretty: im the sorry one ...was hoping you were enjoying the goodies by now...hope its cool there or your easter bunnies will be melted eeeek!
No worries, there -- melted bunnies are still chocolate. 
Okay, Cadillac Man has spotted me... must pause for a bit!
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Oh, probably not a good idea to fire the Crazy Doomtrooper Scientist...
They were always ftroking off.
Thers, Paterfamilias |
...into their powdered wigf.
Well, what did you think held 'em on?!
I can point you to a nifty site that has porn ready-formatted for Melissa's iPod...
NTodd
Since she has her ear phones on I can type this out loud.
ARE YOU NUTS?
(email me )
Like I said...
We do?
Sure. I'll see if I have an old catalogue/menu/publication/whatever.
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Leo McKern was that rare actor who took a role and made it irretrievably his own. His Rumpole was as good as I've seen..
Sure. I'll see if I have an old catalogue/menu/publication/whatever.
I found their website.
Good to know.
Be
Since she has her ear phones on I can type this out loud.
ARE YOU NUTS?
pornography is in the eye of the beholder
Apparently it damages you.
You get sties in your eyelids if you look at someone else's butt. Everybody knows that.
Whew! Thank goodness these Nazi leaders saw reason before their crazy plans got totally out of hand!
This is a terrific movie.
Be
Not be.
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mckern was always in these strange roles also prisoner and help
You get sties in your eyelids if you look at someone else's butt. Everybody knows that.
Uh-oh...
Whew! Thank goodness these Nazi leaders saw reason before their crazy plans got totally out of hand!
It's like Republicans vs. Republicans!
You get sties in your eyelids if you look at someone else's butt. Everybody knows that.
Echidne of the snakes
I thought sties came from watching a dog go poop.
You get sties in your eyelids if you look at someone else's butt. Everybody knows that.
I had to have a chalazeon cut out of my eyelid last summer.
I guess I was a bad boy.
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ProfWombat--how was dinner? Have you gotten Dr. Mrs. Wombat to eat?
I thought sties came from watching a dog go poop.
UH-OH...
McKern was in 'Man For All Seasons', if I recall, not at all sympathetically...
We are at that stage of spring in Southern Ohio where only the smaller trees are leafing out obviously but a kind of green haze is thickening on the hills.
Spork--"was" a bad boy?
McKern was in 'Man For All Seasons', if I recall, not at all sympathetically...
And the last two episodes of The Prisoner...
Beef stew sounds good.
Spork--"was" a bad boy?
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Hi, everyone!
I just had a lovely Italian dinner. And I converted at least three people. it isn't hard to do these days.
sallyh....jeffy and curly didnt get my big surprise...im so sorry,sent it more than aweek ago 55lbs of goodies w/recipes
sallyh: yup: she scarfed down some mussels marinara. Tomorrow looks like a stinker, sadly. Five more weeks of this crap. It's getting old; I want my girl back.
Meanwhile, walking the dog, keeping the Wombettes busy, beautiful weather. A bit of good news is that my concentration is coming back so I can read a dumb book...
Incog--I have some in the crockpot for Monsieur to eat at his leisure while I'm away this week. Loaded with carrots, potatoes, celery, pearl onions, allspice, red wine, celery seed and mushroom gravy.
And the last two episodes of The Prisoner...
Which weren't at all confusing.
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So does everyone think they'll remember to set their clocks tonoght?
I just had a lovely Italian dinner. And I converted at least three people. it isn't hard to do these days.
Vicki, Who ♥ Justice
To Italianism?
ProfWombat--is she going to have to be on tamoxifen or an aromatase inhibitor after treatment?
So does everyone think they'll remember to set their clocks tonoght?
Most of mine will remember to set themselves, which in turn will remind me.
Ahianne--I'd better. I have a flight to SLC at 9 a.m.
So does everyone think they'll remember to set their clocks tonoght?
Already did. Hey, I was bored.
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I'm just glad the prototype, SS Doompooper, never made it out of the lab.
Wow, I didn't know that you could immobilize a tank just by shooting the commander...
To Italianism?
Marcia Brady
No, to liberalism
"I am number 2 -- You are number 6"
And I am retiring (it is after 11:00 pm real time -- i.e., the amount of time I get to sleep!)
Melissa is looking for a Purse/Bag to go to school with for lunch and umbrella, ect. I bought her a nice lap top bag (a Targa? that she hates, but uses). But the one she picked out at the Mall was $400.
Yikes! Not like me. But NO! That's insane.
Suggestions, for a femine but pro looking bag, less than $100.
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No, to liberalism
Vicki, Who ♥ Justice
Ah. Much more sensible.
Goodnight, you glorious, glowing Moonbats.
Tonight, while you sleep, I hope that the brownies clean your house, the spider spings a protective web in your corner, and the moonbeams paint magic on your floor. Tomorrow, I hope that you wake up rested, drink strong coffee, and do something wonderful for someone that you love.
For You Who Sleep Tonight
All you who sleep tonight
Far from the ones you love,
No hand to left or right
And emptiness above -
Know that you aren't alone
The whole world shares your tears,
Some for two nights or one,
And some for all their years.
-- Vikram Seth
I have a feeling I'll be awake @ 2:00 a.m.
http://www.goes.noaa.gov/ECIR4.html
So does everyone think they'll remember to set their clocks tonoght?
Nope. As soon as I see one of my atomic clocks, I'll remember to reset the old-fashioned ones...
Going to watch tv for a bit, but call on me if you need me. There are enough moonbats out there who know how to reach me...
Chickens in a friggin' henhouse.
Tanks a lot, dude!
Sorry.
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Agave--messenger bags are great. 9 West has some @100 bucks.
The Iowa/Brooklyn accent is pretty dang weird...
Incog--I have some in the crockpot for Monsieur to eat at his leisure while I'm away this week. Loaded with carrots, potatoes, celery, pearl onions, allspice, red wine, celery seed and mushroom gravy.
Monsieur has got it made, non?
sallyh: tamoxifen, then an aromatase inhibitor. She's strongly ER/PR +, thank whomever. Her oncologist, a very bright and quite sympathetic woman, calculated for us her prognosis and showed that it was excellent even were cytotoxic chemo foregone, maybe a 5% difference when added to the endocrine drugs, and therefore that, were chemo poorly tolerated, she'd not be completely averse to bagging it entirely. Never met an oncologist so flexible; a good person to have in your corner.
You get sties in your eyelids if you look at someone else's butt. Everybody knows that.
Now that explains everything. I. Did. Not. Know.
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Goodnight, Hecate.
I need a new crockpot. My last one fell apart. I love cooking with those things and how nice the aroma is while it's cooking.
That was a great order -- "get up on that mountain!"
OK...
Henry Rollins was just interviewing Oliver Stone on IFC. I think he's got a regular show there now.
I wonder if they'll end up teaming up with the Nazis to destroy the Rogue Doomtrooper.
I need a new crockpot. My last one fell apart. I love cooking with those things and how nice the aroma is while it's cooking.
I love the aroma, too, but it also drives me nuts: WHEN THE FUCK IS DINNER?
Monsieur has got it made, non?
Karin
Yeah, he does. I would love somebody who knows how to really cook, to cook for me.
Why are the Nazis speaking German with a French accent?
Oh, *now* they speak German?
I need a new crockpot. My last one fell apart. I love cooking with those things and how nice the aroma is while it's cooking.
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Send me your address. I will send you one (a new one, never been used).
moonbatmi@yahoo.com
clocks, calendars, ya-da ya-da
salesman was driving down a county road and saw this farmer holding a pig up to an apple tree so's the pig could eat the apples.
hung a u-ey and came back to the farm, hopped out of the car and walked over to the fence. asked the farmer,"Wouldn't it be quicker to just shake the tree & let the pig eat apples off the ground?"
farmer said, "yeah- but what's time to a pig?"
wish I could use a crockpot. Mother In Law (ex) served some rabbit stew out of one about 24 yrs ago, I stil get sick if I smell anything being cooked in one.
Did he just say "wienerschnitzel"?
Well, had to go buy the week's groceries (it's all glamour all the time at Chez Rmj!)
Is "SS Doomtrooper" going to be in heavy enough rotation I won't miss it anytime soon?
If you are in Montreal tonight, you can watch the MST3K movie. In French. South Park's on too. In French.
HEH!
http://instapundit.com/archives/...ives/
016988.php
I wonder if they'll end up teaming up with the Nazis to destroy the Rogue Doomtrooper.
That would be a nice change. The Nazis are *always* portrayed as bad guys.
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NTodd, you , too... I have another crockpot, never been used. I use three...I just can't use five....
Goodnight, moonbats. I could stay up later - first Sunday of the month, so the choir sings at 11:30 Mass instead of 9, but of a sudden I'm sleepy.
incog, my love- i soooooo need to introduce you to a man. a southern man, a gay man and texan. an art lover, a french/southern cook; he grows herbs and plants to cook all year out of his windows...
he also speaks chinese (both). he's beautiful. like you...
incog, my love- i soooooo need to introduce you to a man. a southern man, a gay man and texan. an art lover, a french/southern cook; he grows herbs and plants to cook all year out of his windows...
he also speaks chinese (both). he's beautiful. like you...
chicago dyke |
You should start a dating service. i love you, btw.
Is "SS Doomtrooper" going to be in heavy enough rotation I won't miss it anytime soon?
This is the only time I'll watch it...
It's not like there's a plot, aside from The Dirty Dozen meets Evil Nazi Gumby, only dumber. Jump right in...
sallyh: yup: she scarfed down some mussels marinara. Tomorrow looks like a stinker, sadly. Five more weeks of this crap. It's getting old; I want my girl back.
Hug her for me. And yourself, too. The right arm goes around the left side and the left arm around the right side and they meet at the back and pat it gently.
Well, the Nazis were bad guys.
Interesting to think about that, actually; unlike just about every other war in world history, WW II offered an unambiguously evil, menacing foe to engage in a life-and-death struggle with...
It's not like there's a plot, aside from The Dirty Dozen meets Evil Nazi Gumby, only dumber. Jump right in...
Thers, Paterfamilias
Have to boot the 13 year old off the TV.
Aw, Echidne, thanks...
sorry about the cryptic post above, but i just got done watching a movie about a mother killing her daughter, and flipp'n over to law n order, which was about a dad fuck'n his daughter, who killed the baby.
psychic limbo.
life is very weird.
goodnite
Vicki, send it to 6777 Rasberry Lane, Shreveport La. 71129 in care of Steve.
They could shoot her. That would stop her.
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Well, great pate, Mom, but I gotta motor. See all y'all sometime +1 hour tomorrow.
What the hell is SS Doomtrooper? I can't find it on IMDB.
indeed, charley: life is weird. so odd, in fact, i have to share love with vicki and go to bed. with a book called "psalm of herod" for those feminists out there. my inner worm speaks, loudly. love and kisses, moonbats.
They could shoot her. That would stop her.
The *really* chivalrous guys always sucker-punch the woman.
Incog, got that, and done, and done!
Well, great pate, Mom, but I gotta motor. See all y'all sometime +1 hour tomorrow.
See ya, Veronica.
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agave--try www.chromebags.com
I think Grace Jones is a little... cracked.
Interesting to think about that, actually; unlike just about every other war in world history, WW II offered an unambiguously evil, menacing foe to engage in a life-and-death struggle with...
Yeah, they were sort of like Dan Rather.
Bagels?
Oy.
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Awww, Parker Lewis is bonding with Snotty French Guy...
cd, that sounds cool. I might be traveling some this summer. I've been wanting to get outta here. Getting a little stir crazy.
So does everyone think they'll remember to set their clocks tonoght?
Fuck Fuck FuckityFuck Fuck!!!!!
That bastard Daniels (Bush's original OMB IIRC) rammed that shit through on the only state east of the Mississippi that had not been a party to that crap.
BTW local noon occurs under the previous scheme @ around 12:50 pm.
Inclusion into the central (TZ) would have made more sense.
Fuckwits!!!
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Sacree bleu! Eet steengs!
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WTF was the point of that???
Awww, Parker Lewis is bonding with Snotty French Guy...
My fazzer waz a bakair.
We need to watch--at least the ones still awake--'cause I bet Haloscan clicks over to DST at 2:07 AM, or something strange like that...
My fazzer waz a bakair.
Whatever that means.
Just a little mountain-top mining in
West Virginia.
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Well, I guess the next 30 minutes will just be them patting each other on the back and getting medals.
The Nazi leader was Lieutenant IHOP?
Scheisse!
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My fazzer waz a bakair.
Put your hand in your coat like you have a gun. You'll be all right.
The Nazi leader was Lieutenant IHOP?
Or Loytnant IHOP. Pronunciations vary, apparently.
cd, that sounds cool. I might be traveling some this summer. I've been wanting to get outta here. Getting a little stir crazy.
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Well, then, please consider me in your plans. We're 2.5 hours from Chicago. Nim, Prior, Chi Dyke, DWD, moi...we're all here for you.
That the Nazis were utterly evil has distorted people's view of war ever since. All the myths about war, through the ages, since distorted by our ability to stop Hitler. No shortage of horror even in the 'good war', of course; even Curtis LeMay conceded he'd have been a war criminal had the wrong side won...
Oh god DAMN, Dipshit... now you went and reminded that I saw Glenn Reynold's mug on some kind of Tennessee Business magazine.
Now I have to drink or something to erase that image.
Wait - I checked - it wasn't Reynolds but you reminded me he exists and he's in my state. Still need that drink.
Curtis LeMay was talking about Vietnam, IIRC
ProfWombat--you're very fortunate to have a sympathetic oncologist. THE worst person I ever did clinical trial analysis for was a pediatric oncologist. Capable, but the hatred the kids and their parents for him knew no bounds. He was finally asked to leave.
Curtis LeMay was talking about Vietnam, IIRC
Japan.
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That the Nazis were utterly evil has distorted people's view of war ever since.
Not to mention inspiring criminally retarded B movies.
Now I have to drink or something to erase that image.
Careful--kill too many brain cells and you'll be only five times smarter than the lesser perfesser.
Love and Death starting up on TCM
Not to mention inspiring criminally retarded B movies.
"Saving Private Ryan" wasn't *that* bad.
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Grace Jones has served his purpose. I think he's toast.
Here's a hint. When you see the enemy sniper, just shoot him right away.
sallyh: Mrs Dr W did a rotation on pedi onc. at Sloan-Kettering; most of the folks she met there were OK. I knew a couple of pedi surgeons who were so wrapped up in themselves that they really didn't care much about anything other than the success or failure of their procedures. They were world-class in what they did; ran departments and held chiefships and like that. They'll be remembered for extraordinary expertise, but at a price. Sad, really, when it's so gratuitous...
Love and Death starting up on TCM
Wheat!
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Good dialogue.
Not.
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Fuck Fuck FuckityFuck Fuck!!!!!
That bastard Daniels (Bush's original OMB IIRC) rammed that shit through on the only state east of the Mississippi that had not been a party to that crap.
BTW local noon occurs under the previous scheme @ around 12:50 pm.
Inclusion into the central (TZ) would have made more sense.
Fuckwits!!!
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UnitedNegroEmerates™
You think you got it bad...
Remember that old visual joke--Laugh-in?--where the clocks on the wall said New York 4:00...London 9:00...Paris 10:00...Warsaw 11:15?
That was a touching scene. If I knew who the hell any of these people were, it would be even more moving.
ProfWombat--this ped onc would tell his patients that his focus was their illness and not them. He said there was no point in worrying about people's reactions to their treatment at the emotional level; it was not his problem. And he particularly hated his teenaged patients, who at times would call him (rightly) an asshole.
LeMay was talking about the firebombing of the Japanese mainland during World War II. 'Bomber' Harris in the UK was another entirely malign figure; Freeman Dyson, the great physicist, worked during WW II in Bomber Command and has written about it with extraordinary circumspection...
Here's a hint. When you see the enemy sniper, just shoot him right away.
Extra added bonus hint: to the people who say "Then there wouldn't be a movie," you say, "Then there shouldn't be a movie."
That was a touching scene. If I knew who the hell any of these people were, it would be even more moving.
He wasn't even dead. He was just *impersonating* being dead.
I came in in the middle of an astoundingly bad SciFi flick?
Have been watching my beloved Numero Dos play Sonic the Hedgehog with a bizarre XM station for sound all evening. Incredibly entertaining.
Thet shot the annoying guy with the unconvincing accent! Oh no!
Careful--kill too many brain cells and you'll be only five times smarter than the lesser perfesser.
I'm kind of insulted. Five? That's all I get? A turnip is five times smarter than that guy.
I could stand his stupidity if he'd just drop the smugness, the self-righteousness or even the pretense that he's not a Republican. Well, no - I couldn't. But it might help.
wow, i just watched russert for 5 minutes making the case to franken that bush and cheney never tried to link al qaeda to hussein.
what a bush ass cock licker.
sallyh: guy's in the wrong line of work. Remarkable. Why would he choose to do what he did? He could have been, say, a CEO and shut down a town's only source of decent jobs, and been celebrated for it...
This is a pretty sorry plan they got here.
"I don't speak Joiman."
I don't speak Goiman!
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My mistake, Prof. I only recalled LeMay's role in Vietnam.
ProfWombat--he had extraordinarily good results, and innovative protocols. Also a talented researcher which, from what I understand, he is today. He can redeem himself that way; I suspect he'll do good things. But he should never, never have attempted to be a clinician.
"You bloody jerries!"
Good one.
Those Nazis are rats!
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"I'm ready to accept your surrender if the one responsible for shooting me in the bum steps forward and apologizes."
Comedy gold!
Wasn't there a Doomtrooper in this movie?
It's about time somebody slaughtered the cast.
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I take it I've missed most of der Stormtroupers?
Watertiger--you haven't missed a damn thing.
Now, when the Nazi was drawing a bead on Digger, why did Parker Lewis keep saying, "Um... Digger?" instead of just shooting the Nazi?
Wasn't there a Doomtrooper in this movie?
I think the SFX budget ran out. It was only $53.00 to start with.
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sallyh: yup. A guy like that can find productive work and make his contribution. It's just a shame that he wound up in situations where people depended on him for more than mere expertise, and found the well so dry...
I'm kind of insulted. Five?
No no no--you do have to kill a lot of brain cells to get down to five. I just like to err on the side of caution. I regret the appearance of giving insult.
i just watched russert for 5 minutes making the case to franken that bush and cheney never tried to link al qaeda to hussein.
I'm not coming back, Jim.
De healien jus bloooup ze cheddar!
"No-one must come into my laboratory! I have to FINISH!"
I bet he could finish quicker if he took the blonde with him...
Ramen!
(still exiled)
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There was a guy named Digger in this movie?
It's a bad fake accent face-off! Just throw in some Italian partisans and this could be great!
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ProfWombat--one of UCLA's problems is that it expects its researchers in medicine to also be clinically competent, and a lot of times, it ain't happening.
NOOO!!! Parker Lewis can't die!
Looks like Ben is Cross.
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who is this Louis and why does he talk like one of the Bowery Boys?
Karin: LeMay wasn't any prettier in Vietnam; he would talk of bombing them back to the stone age. One of the worst excuses for a human being ever to call himself an American.
There are certain problems with this movie...
who is this Louis and why does he talk like one of the Bowery Boys?
It's Private Parker Lewis.
Swear. Ta. God.
She blowed up real good.
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NOOO!!! Parker Lewis can't die!
Guess he can lose after all. Wrong again, Fox!
Remember that old visual joke--Laugh-in?--where the clocks on the wall said New York 4:00...London 9:00...Paris 10:00...Warsaw 11:15?
I get the gag, but if poland wants to use local time, then bully for them.
One fucks with Time at ones peril.
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Wait, it's immune to bullets but not edged weapons?
Who knew?
My guess is that UCLA, like most places, sadly, is most concerned about grant money coming in and publications going out. Neither is especially dependent on, say, understanding how teenagers deal with cancer...
Wow, it totally looked like he got thrown across the room there...
He can hotwyuh anyting, even when he's gutshot, and his dad makes baygullz.
One of the worst excuses for a human being ever to call himself an American.
Not to mention disobeying orders and *trying* to start a nuclear war with the USSR.
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Fuck Curtis LeMay and his running mate, George Wallace!
LeMay was talking about the firebombing of the Japanese mainland during World War II.
Yup. The firebombing of Tokyo killed more people (about 100,000) than the atomic bomb at Hiroshima.
Curtis Le May was the most hated US general in WWII....by his own men.
So Doomtrooper has gone critical?
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Wow. I can safely say I have no fucking idea what's going on.
Digger is apparently almost as impervious to bullets as Doomtrooper...
I thaut ze Fwench cheek wass ded.
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...And explosions, as was established at the beginning.
Well, they got right the historical fact that Nazis always yelled "jiyah!" when you shot them.
Wow. I can safely say I have no fucking idea what's going on.
Neither can we and we've been watching since the beginning.
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Karin: LeMay wasn't any prettier in Vietnam; he would talk of bombing them back to the stone age.
As I recall, Kennedy had to keep him on a very short leash during the Cuban missile crisis because he was itching to start WW III. He was an inspiration for General Ripper in Dr. Strangelove.
UnitedNegroEmerates™; did you see the Oz time zone map? 1 1/2 hrs difference between adjacent zones. Is there anywhere else that does that?
Wow. I can safely say I have no fucking idea what's going on.
Neither can we and we've been watching since the beginning.
Doomtrooper bad. Nazis bad.
'Merkans good. French Resistance good... but rude.
French Resistance good... but rude.
And smelly...but that's only implied.
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Doomtrooper had no desire to be in this film, apparently. He must have a kickass agent.
40,000 died in the firebombing of Hamburg. And ironically, they were not supporters of Hitler, always voted leftist.
Wait, it's immune to bullets but not edged weapons?
Must be wearing an Atreades force field.
Oh, and electrrocuted French resistance guy dodn't know what a "bay-gall" was.
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Doomtrooper had no desire to be in this film, apparently. He must have a kickass agent.
I think there must have been some kind of limit on Doomtrooper screentime, like with Airwolf or the old Incredible Hulk series.
Wow. I can safely say I have no fucking idea what's going on.
Dubya, is that you?
Must be wearing an Atreades force field.
I don't think so. Sword wasn't slow enough.
"Did you... happen to find plans for making a Doomtrooper of our own?"
What's with all the cheesy fake accents?
Man, after listening to Stephen Rea and Hugo Weaving for the last 2 hours, this is painful.
what movie is this,
on which channel?
what movie is this,
on which channel?
SS Doomtrooper, on Sci-Fi.
He said there was no point in worrying about people's reactions to their treatment at the emotional level; it was not his problem.
well, you've already said it, but sounds like a research dude to me. keep the son of bitch away from patients. bedsid manner counts.
and see, this is the problem with the media these days. they don't get the gestalt. russert can suck my dick, what an A hole.
SS Doomtrooper, on Sci-Fi
Sounds like it may be bad enough to watch.
That was quite a stinkbomb for a Saturday evening.
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Sounds like it may be bad enough to watch.
Oh yes.
russert can suck my dick, what an A hole.
charley
Well, he's certainly had a lot of practice.
Guess I just missed sci fi Saturday?
this is a great story!
"After grilling Bush, Helen Thomas gets thousands of flowers
By Albert Eisele
The roses kept coming - and coming - and coming - to the Hearst Newspapers office in downtown Washington on Thursday, until they filled a large conference room to overflowing.
By the time the Federal Express delivery was complete, there were 108 dozen roses, nearly 1,300 in every color. They were the result of an e-mail campaign to show support for Hearst columnist Helen Thomas after she grilled President Bush about his Iraq policy at last week's White House news conference."
http://www.thehill.com/thehill/e...006/
thomas.html
Guess I just missed sci fi Saturday?
Bad fake accent Saturday is more like it.
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Guess I just missed sci fi Saturday?
Bad fake accent Saturday is more like it.
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Nazi Hulk.
Somehow the monster itself was never shot in an intimidating manner.
It made the fraulein with the microphone knockers in the Private Snafu cartoon look far worse by comparison.
Government in secret talks about strike against Iran
By Sean Rayment, Defence Correspondent
(Filed: 02/04/2006)
The Government is to hold secret talks with defence chiefs tomorrow to discuss possible military strikes against Iran.
A high-level meeting will take place in the Ministry of Defence at which senior defence chiefs and government officials will consider the consequences of an attack on Iran.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/
...xportaltop.html
French Resistance good... but rude.
Do they have colorful names, like Latrine, Chocolate Mousse and Deja Vu?
Check out the fear mongering WaPo front page headline:
Experts Say Iran May Use Terror If Attacked
As tensions increase between the United States and Iran, U.S. intelligence and terrorism experts say they believe Iran would respond to U.S. military strikes on its nuclear sites by deploying its intelligence operatives and Hezbollah teams to carry out terrorist attacks worldwide.
These types of articles have been appearing regularly lately.
Tonight's SNL has exactly one funny sketch, but it is very funny indeed. Watch for the Bergmanesque cooking show, full of barely-suppressed longing, and sponsored by Swedish Chef ringtones.
That was quite a stinkbomb for a Saturday evening.
Might have been. I have absolutely no memory of that film whatsoever.
Karin: the Hamburg bombing resulted in a firestorm, which explained the huge number of dead. The Bomber Command noted this, and tried to reproduce it, hence Dresden...
Oh, and MadTV has a Blind Kung Fu Master sketch, which is usually good for a laugh...
Hey cool: Mex and I found a spotted salamander in the driveway tonight. They usually hide under logs, but on warm, rainy nights (like tonight) they meander to their breeding pools. I ain't never seen one before.
And now I'm going to bed.
These types of articles have been appearing regularly lately.
Karin | 04.01.06 - 11:09 pm |
Enabling them to say, "this was no surprise."
More cutting edge analysis from the WaPo:
Former CIA terrorism analyst Paul R. Pillar said that any U.S. or Israeli airstrike on Iranian territory "would be regarded as an act of war" by Tehran,
Huh, imagine that.
Former CIA terrorism analyst Paul R. Pillar said that any U.S. or Israeli airstrike on Iranian territory "would be regarded as an act of war" by Tehran,
Huh, imagine that.
Those Iranis have no fucking sense of humor.
Pussy with a flower
http://www.dailykitten.com/
Watching the DVR of The Soup... the Star Jones/Joy Behar feud is pretty fucking funny.
Plum P - you just made my whole day. And it was a good day, already.
How cool is that?
Here is Pussy when he was one month old, playing with my flowers!
*bites tongue*
Government in secret talks about strike against Iran
By Sean Rayment, Defence Correspondent
"The United States government is hopeful that the military operation will be a multinational mission, but defence chiefs believe that the Bush administration is prepared to launch the attack on its own or with the assistance of Israel, if there is little international support."
Yeah, that's going to win the hearts and minds of the people in the Middle East.
*bites tongue*
El
i phrased it like that just for you Eli...meow
When abortion is finally made illegal again, I'm gonna walk down to the nearest planned parenthood and take a shit right on its doorstep.
How cool is that?
Lucky Ducky
which one? Helen Thomas receiving thousands of flowers or the pussy with the fower? (hey! it's spring!)
Former CIA terrorism analyst Paul R. Pillar said that any U.S. or Israeli airstrike on Iranian territory "would be regarded as an act of war" by Tehran,
What, no candy and flowers? My oh my, they're not even going to use the "they're grateful we liberated them" routine? Sounds like Iran is being set up for pure unmitigated slaughter.
Did I miss anything good last night??
I'm pretty sure the RAF used incendiary bombs.
This just in:
Homer Simpson hit the big screen on Friday in a short teaser trailer announcing “The Simpsons” movie.
The “Simpsons” teaser debuted prior to the opening of 20th Century Fox’s latest animated film “Ice Age: The Meltdown.” The clip announces Fox’s July 27, 2007 release date for “The Simpsons” movie.
The animated 25-second clip opens on a giant superhero S. “Leaping his way onto the silver screen,” intones a narrator, “the greatest hero in American history!” Cut to Homer Simpson sitting on his couch in his tighty whities. “I forgot what I was supposed to say,” he says. The narrator continues, “ ’The Simpsons Movie,’ coming to the screen, July 27, 2007.” “Uh, uh,” says Homer, “we better get started.”
No problem, we have always been at war with Eastasia.
McKern was in 'Man For All Seasons', if I recall, not at all sympathetically...
Wow, just finished watching that! No, not symphathetically - he played Cromwell..
the The Gospel of Judas,
or exploding wingnuts on parade.
When abortion is finally made illegal again, I'm gonna walk down to the nearest planned parenthood and take a shit right on its doorstep.
Michael Moore is fugging huge
why not do it now coward? or does your sphincter freeze up in fear at the sign of those meany nurses.
I know what's probleming them, re Iran: The Pentogon is out of soccer balls and school paint (the high octane stuff they can't sell here), so them Iranitesians get nothing but the big stick!
And who needs a draft when you've got Air Power!
Not to mention Bush (Please!) made a mockery of Marx's dictum: "If you want to go to war, you've got to raise the taxes!"
Yeah, that's going to win the hearts and minds of the people in the Middle East.
Richard
We don't care.
And we are going to do it.
When abortion is finally made illegal again, I'm gonna walk down to the nearest planned parenthood and take a shit right on its doorstep.
Yes, then everyone will want to sleep with you.
I cheer everytime I hear that another American is killed in Iraq, screw 'em.
the The Gospel of Judas,
From your link...
The Roman Catholic Church limited the recognised gospels to the four in 325, under the guidance of the first Christian Roman emperor, Constantine.
Thirty other texts - some of which have been uncovered - were sidelined because "they were difficult to reconcile with what Constantine wanted as a political doctrine," according to Roberty.
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Sounds like the Bush administration.
ichard, you suppose Bush saw a glowing cross too? (Was he drunk though?)
Allen Butler. Your mommy is calling.
The Helen Thomas receiving beaucoup bouquets story got the first response - now I'm all squishy over the cat photos.
They're cute enough to kill a person!
Big kitty fan - just catless right now.
Whenever Ted would take out his tiny, tiny penis, I would break down and laugh uncontrollably. Poor guy...but I couldn't help myself.
Markos served. The kind of scum who write that would suck cock to get out. Good night.
Good God.
Can we get some clean, troll-free sheets?
And good evening, moonbats.
I cheer everytime I hear that another American is killed in Iraq, screw 'em.
Markos Moulitsas Zúniga
"Americans" killed in Iraq, how horrible but why? Was there anyone else killed?
why not do it now coward? or does your sphincter freeze up in fear at the sign of those meany nurses.
It's your party that's obsessed with sphincters and other pervert rights.
WNED is showing Red Dwarf!!!
Quasi, don't even try. The thing you are addressing is beneath contempt.
Eli,
Did you enjoy "V?"
Diane Keaten really has the Princess Leia look going in "Love And Death".
Did you enjoy "V?"
Tomorrow. Hopefully.
If we let Hitler finish the job we wouldn't have the problems in the Middle East we have today.
(spork & I couldn't miss SS Doomtrooper)
How was CSA?
Tomorrow. Hopefully.
South Side Works or Waterfront?
For any of the hardcore, Jane is about to kick Tacitus's ass. Tac has posted his big final opus defending Ben against Jane at his site.
Pretty funny stuff.
Hey fuckhead troll, your God-King is going back to Crawford in less than three years. Who will you worship then?
If we let Hitler finish the job we wouldn't have the problems in the Middle East we have today.
If we let Jefferson Davis finish the job, George W. Bush wouldn't be president today.
Well, not my president, anyway...
If we let Hitler finish the job we wouldn't have the problems in the Middle East we have today.
kei and yuri that was a disgusting comment.
South Side Works or Waterfront?
Spork was thinking Squirrel Hill.
It's really going to suck for you trolls when the Dems win both houses of Congress. I will savor your misery.
For any of the hardcore, Jane is about to kick Tacitus's ass. Tac has posted his big final opus defending Ben against Jane at his site.
Oh, but Little Joshie figures he can count on the rules of the Non-Reality-Based Community when he rides ever so mafully into battle.
In any *other* place, where reality matters, Jane walks away leaving a little yellow-stained puddle of jello.
Test of the day.
Good luck!
Waking up to to the realisation that I am still an angry cunt, and life is still a cunt - having wandered around in a haze of euphoric bliss for a year.What a cunt that is.
The Roman Catholic Church limited the recognised gospels to the four in 325, under the guidance of the first Christian Roman emperor, Constantine.
It's all about the Empire baby. You'll see, you're gonna love this.
mafully = manfully (at least in Joshie's mind)
Sq Hill is OK, but the other two have that neon/bright lights "movie" experience goin'...
For any of the hardcore, Jane is about to kick Tacitus's ass.
No offense to Jane, but that gecko that does those car insurance ads could kick that moronic brownshirt fuck's cowardly ass and not work up a sweat.
Sq Hill is OK, but the other two have that neon/bright lights "movie" experience goin'...
Spork and I are just friends, really...
Condi Rice clarifies. She did not , REPEAT NOT, mean to say that thousands of mistakes were made in Iraq. So stop trying to put words in her mouth. Condi could be the next President if she wants to be, so stop treating her like a human pinata. A classy lady
so stop treating her like a human pinata.
I agree, no human there. Just a stupid pinata.
Oh, but Little Joshie figures he can count on the rules of the Non-Reality-Based Community when he rides ever so mafully into battle.
Maybe I'm delusional, but I seem to remember a time, in say late '02, that Josh was considered one of the reasonable righties by the left in the same way as righties quote Yglesias from the left.
Spork and I are just friends, really...
Hehe. Never mind.
I agree, no human there. Just a stupid pinata.
But full of poisonous spiders instead of candy...
It's really going to suck for you trolls when the Dems win both houses of Congress. I will savor your misery.
Yes. We were so upset when Gore beat Bush. And we were so upset when Kerry beat Bush. And we were so upset when supero Paul "The Fake Soldier" Hackett beat Jean Schmidt. And we were so upset when Ciro Rodriguez beat (the only good democrat) Cuellar.
We're so broken up. What will we do when we lose yet another battle with you?
Geez..I hate the threadlice..
So. Fucking. Hilarious.
I do not labor under the fantasy that those presently convinced of Domenech's enduring racism will be swayed by this mere recounting of facts. They are a hateful crowd, spurred on by an embittered loathing and paranoia that Domenech inflamed, but did not create. But I am hopeful that people not yet convinced either way might consider the man's public record with more honesty than his enemies bring to the square. It is enough that he is revealed as a plagiarist--
Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard!
Quasi, don't even try. The thing you are addressing is beneath contempt.
Dr. Uncle Cap'n Mr. Goto-san
ideed, however it is the head of thousands of similar cowards and fools all dancing in a fetal ball of fear and hate orchestrated by its corporate masters... anxiously waiting for another crescendo of bombs and victory! more destruction more hate. a symphony of bloodlust. and death.
Ben?? Is that you??
Josh was considered one of the reasonable righties
back then, he posted a confessional thing about how he wound up out of the Army after deciding to level with his superiors about the anxiety he was feeling about trying to cut it in the service.
I wrote him a sympathetic e-mail saying I imagined that must have been pretty tough.
However, he's still a royal asshole and a delusional Bush-fellator.
Jesus, is their some contractual obligation that states, if you've ever written for BrownshirtState.org, every sentence you type has to sound like a goddam Stan Lee caption in "Mighty Thor"?
Jesus, is their some contractual obligation that states, if you've ever written for BrownshirtState.org, every sentence you type has to sound like a goddam Stan Lee caption in "Mighty Thor"?
but that gecko that does those car insurance ads could kick that moronic brownshirt fuck's ass..
i love that lizard, i think it's the english accent. best one is where he has the cadre of real lizards, and they all run off at the end to spread the message.
i love that lizard, i think it's the english accent. best one is where he has the cadre of real lizards, and they all run off at the end to spread the message.
I just assumed they ran off because they were... lizards.
Evening, good batsies. I haven't been around all day.
What've I missed?
Everybody's dead Dave.
What, Peterson?
He's dead Dave, everybody's dead Dave.
Rimmer?
He's dead Dave. Everybody's dead, everybody's dead, Dave.
God, dead american soldiers gives me such a stiffy.
Did anyone notice that the comment counter just reset to zero?
Must be for Comment Savings Time...
back then, he posted a confessional thing about how he wound up out of the Army after deciding to level with his superiors about the anxiety he was feeling about trying to cut it in the service.
Remember that. Seems I remember Markos also agreed with him on something, and the he proceeded to call Markos an asshole for agreeing with him (or something to that affect).
We're so broken up. What will we do when we lose yet another battle with you?
Indeed brother, we will keep winning so we can keep losing. It is what we do best.
I still say Ted got his heart stomped, and therapy could help him. Shy guy, unsure of himself, married once, to the only love of his life, late in life. The short marriage and divorce pushed him right over the edge. I hope he seeks help before he decides that molesting little boys will heal his pain.
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He said "stiffy". Hehehehehehe.
Oh, that was a useless troll. Never mind...
Ted's great burden is that no woman will ever touch him, no matter how much he offers to pay them.
Desperation trolls thick tonight. Well, thick every night, even if there are only a few.
I still say Ted got his heart stomped, and therapy could help him.
It's only marginally helped me...but unlike him, I don't go around blaming the entire female population for my misfortune.
I just assumed they ran off because they were... lizards.
Eli
You have to have faith son, what you think I give that silly speech for fun?
And all the while, (sly hand to the side of the mouth) it's a commercial.
i just read tacitus' stupid piece defending his good friend ben the plagiarist against charges of racism. i never read any of the plagiarist's alleged writings, so i don't know whether the things he wrote or plagiarized are overtly racist or not. and i don't care. he supports conservative american politicians whose policies are racist. that's all there is to it.
god I hate Iraqis. Really I hate anyone with brown skin.
Tacitus was always an ass. I used to get crap years ago for telling people he was a useless cunt who wrote like shit -- sort of like I got a while ago for saying the same thing about Jeff Goldstein.
Oy. Wankers extraordinaire. Not using the f-word does not mean you're not a fucking fuckhead fuck.
I think there are intimacy therapists who could help Ted, but first, he has to seek out a symphathetic male CBT therapist. I mean, imagine how crushed you would feel, having on one to love you since your mother passed on. The divorce was like the final straw.
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i just read tacitus' stupid piece defending his good friend ben the plagiarist against charges of racism. i never read any of the plagiarist's alleged writings, so i don't know whether the things he wrote or plagiarized are overtly racist or not. and i don't care. he supports conservative american politicians whose policies are racist. that's all there is to it.
Given Ben's track record, it's entirely possible that he was only racist by accident...
Jesus, is their some contractual obligation that states, if you've ever written for BrownshirtState.org, every sentence you type has to sound like a goddam Stan Lee caption in "Mighty Thor"?
dave™©
I was reading that in Limbaugh's most pretentious basso (he thinks) profundo. Ted baxter works pretty well, too...
Desperation trolls thick tonight. Well, thick every night, even if there are only a few.
ronjazz
It's the stink of fear. It's the stink wafting from the fetid armpits of the last remaining supporters of a president whose time is ending, and whose presidency is circling the bowl.
I guess the Da Vinci Codists calumnies about the Catholic Church and Constantinean authorship of the cannon are credible if you pretend St Irenaus didn't exist a hundred and fifty years earlier. Hint: The Gaulic Bishop coined the term "four-fold" gospel...as in Matt, Luke, John and Mark. Think of the Catholics back then as being like Protestants are now...splintered into thousands of fractured sects, pumping out psuedo-epigraphical letters and yes, gospels like Magdalene and Judas and (curiously omitted, since you think Catholics would kill for a Petrine Gospel...the Gospel of Peter)to stake a least a local claim to provenance.
Not using the f-word does not mean you're not a fucking fuckhead fuck.
There went the PG-13.
Has anyone pointed out the piece of trivia about the book "Dog Soldiers", and which movie was made from it (NOT this one)?
I have to wonder if Ted was married when his mother passed away... hmmm.
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tacitus is a fairly priveleged white boy anyway. his opinion on whether someone is a racist or not doesn't carry much weight.
I am too stupid and fucking worthless to add anything to a conversation so I say "fuck" and "brownshirt" alot instead.
god I hate Iraqis. Really I hate anyone with brown skin.
ronjazz
Every Iraqi I know--not a lot, but a few--is whiter than I am, because they have the sense to stay in out of the Texas summer sun...
Looks like all the troll has is obvious name-stealing. Must be a Ben Dovermuch fan.
Are you talking about the Robert Stone book?
Not using the f-word does not mean you're not a fucking fuckhead fuck.
It sure means that you're not Deborah Howell.
Didn't Robert Stone write a book called Dog Soldiers that was made into a crappy movie with Nick Nolte called "Who'll Stop the Rain."
Are you talking about the Robert Stone book?
I think that was the author's name.
But what movie was made from it, and who was the male lead?
Well guys, I'm going to bed. There's a playboy upstairs with my name on it and my hand is lonely.
My version of The Da Vinci Code is much better than Brown's.
Hi Ted! How's the syphilis? You really should come in and have that treated, you know.
I went to see a movie with res ipsa loquitur tonight, and all she could talk about was how much she would rather be seeing a Pauly Shore movie.
It's possible Ted is to be pitied. Try to imagine realizing that NO ONE loves you. Your mother his died; your wife has left you. You're all alone, and hurting.
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Thers....it is MUCH better. LOL.
Lashing out at strong women might seem normal to such a pitiful soul. We can only pray for Ted, I fear.
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I've read hundreds of posts, and thousands of responses, and it has occurred to me that these moronic trolls never, ever bring up a reason that their idiot leaders should be listened to or trusted, except that "they won". What a crew of tools. No wonder the fascists have gained a foothold; their supporters don't bother to think!
Whatever this was based on, it looks like an Irish military version of "Night of the Living Dead."
ronjazz: so you think you guys are the shit because you CAN'T win because American's are too stupid?
Keep up that attitude. Please. We want more liberal elitism.
It just cements our grip on power.
It's possible Ted is to be pitied. Try to imagine realizing that NO ONE loves you. Your mother his died; your wife has left you. You're all alone, and hurting.
And you left out the smell of cat piss in the basement.
i love that lizard, i think it's the english accent. best one is where he has the cadre of real lizards, and they all run off at the end to spread the message.
I just assumed they ran off because they were... lizards.
Eli
Along with the "Because it's LAME" commercial, I will always love the "It's just my way of sticking it to the man." "But aren't you the man?" commercial.
Although I don't know what cellphone company it advertises, so I guess my enjoyment won't pay their bills.
It's possible Ted is to be pitied. Try to imagine realizing that NO ONE loves you. Your mother his died; your wife has left you. You're all alone, and hurting.
People have been through worse than that, and not become total shitheads.
Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.
I have to wonder if Ted was married when his mother passed away... hmmm.
Are you asking if he's a widower?
Good one, Ted. Unfortunately for you, I still have a wife, hence your playboy projection. Still and all, I feel more sorry for anyone that's been in your presence than I do for you and your lame-ass fantasy of a life. You deserve all of the misery you've brought on yourself, and your weak name-stealing antics only serve to remind me of the personality of your president, another impotent puppet.
I went to see a movie with res ipsa loquitur tonight, and all she could talk about was how much she would rather be seeing a Pauly Shore movie.
...*with* Pauly Shore.
I'm sure Dog Soldiers was made into "Who'll Stop the Rain". Michael Moriarity, Nick Nolte, and Elliot Gould were all in it. Not sure who was the 'lead'.
Thanks for 06, trolls!
Along with the "Because it's LAME" commercial, I will always love the "It's just my way of sticking it to the man." "But aren't you the man?" commercial.
well, of course i love that one too. it's self referential, but like you, i don't know what they are selling.
but the gecko sells geico, and that's f'n brilliant. and he's really bright green.
Although I don't know what cellphone company it advertises, so I guess my enjoyment won't pay their bills.
I have no plans to get a cellphone, so it doesn't really matter.
I'm just so happy that we're sympatico on the "Because it's LAME!" commercial, although we have some Burger King issues we still need to work through.
Ouch.
I'm frustrated, I have three sizes of phillips bits, five sizes of straight drivers, two sizes of torx drivers, and today I learned that there is a diamond head cap screw. Is there a whole frigging industry out there that changes how I screw?
so you think you guys are the shit because you CAN'T win because American's are too stupid?
Uh, well said.
I can see why you are the brightest young conservative of your generation.
Do you get enough vitamin B from gnawing your grandma's underpants?
Who the fuck is Ted?
Liberals: when they can't debate, they make shit up.
Dr. Uncle Cap'n Mr. Goto-san: People have been through worse than that, and not become total shitheads.
Ah, but then consider that because of the fawning of your mother during childhood, you've come to see yourself as somehow special, and superior to everyone else. The set-up for the illness was a liftime in the making, I think. That's why Ted must lash out at healthy relationships, wherever they exist, as they are somehow beneath him.
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Mornin', bats.
Liberals: when they can't debate, they make shit up.
Michael Moore is FUGLY | 04.02.06 - 12:15 am | #
Trolls. When they can't win, they pull out the "Michael Moore is fat" card. It's all they have.
I'm frustrated, I have three sizes of phillips bits, five sizes of straight drivers, two sizes of torx drivers, and today I learned that there is a diamond head cap screw. Is there a whole frigging industry out there that changes how I screw?
The religious right?
On second thought, Ted, never mind. You're a piece of shit, and you deserve to have your cock turn green and rot off, and to go mad, and to die horribly, painfully, and most of all, alone.
Only the stupid Americans like yourself thjink that you won anything. The other 66% are well aware of yur thievery and bigotry, and your days are numbered. and yes, your side is the stupid side. all of your life you've been told that cheating is immoral and leads to no good, but you're all to stupid to listen to your betters. Every time you "win", everybody loses, including you.
This is actually a very good action sequence.
No judgment on the movie itself.
That's why Ted must lash out at healthy relationships, wherever they exist, as they are somehow beneath him.
Beneath, beyond, potato, potahto...
I learned that there is a diamond head cap screw.
There's a skeleton key for all of those, it's called a ball-peen hammer and a chisel.
Jeff, you here?
SD
On second thought, Ted, never mind. You're a piece of shit, and you deserve to have your cock turn green and rot off, and to go mad, and to die horribly, painfully, and most of all, alone.
Two down, one to go.
Two down, one to go.
"Another town and one more show."
(Did I just date myself?)
The religious right?
Eli
It's gotta be, I haven't seen a left handed lug nut since the 57 studebaker.
On second thought, Ted, never mind. You're a piece of shit, and you deserve to have your cock turn green and rot off, and to go mad, and to die horribly, painfully, and most of all, alone.
Liberal compassion strikes again. Tell me, liberals do you talk about blacks and minorities and gays like this behind their backs?
qaqq
Sarah Deere: Jeff, you here?
No; I am Ted, namestealing Jeff.
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(Did I just date myself?)
I thought you were married.
Two down, one to go.
Eli
Geez...harsh out, tonight....
Well Uncle..is that the movie that you're watching...now you got me freaking curious if I was right.
Jeffraham, you are definitely a better man than me.
Are we still here?
Is Michael Moore fat? I thought Rush Limbaugh was fat. or Tony Scalia. Or Jerry Fatwell. Or Bill Bennett. Or KKKarl Rove. Or George Bush, from the neck up.
(Did I just date myself?)
I thought you were married.
It depends on state laws regarding common law marriage.
Is Michael Moore fat? I thought Rush Limbaugh was fat. or Tony Scalia. Or Jerry Fatwell. Or Bill Bennett. Or KKKarl Rove. Or George Bush, from the neck up.
Republicans aren't fat, just... prosperous.
Liberal compassion strikes again.
Unlike Conservative compassion, which is always so sincerely applied to those who deserve it.
You're a piece of shit, troll. Accept it and move on.
Trolls. When they can't win, they pull out the "Michael Moore is fat" card. It's all they have.
Denny Hastert? Newt, Falwell. Didn't a couple extra layers of yellowish fascia use to denote wealth and "fat-cattishness"? Just fucking pathetic.
(And why won't Jane blog about white prosperous, dammit?)
Robert Stone trivia time:
What was Stone's first novel and what movie (equally as unsuccessful as the Dog Soldiers adaptation) was based on it?
Back with the answer in just as long as it takes to eat a dish of ice cream.
Eli, I still have the paper you emailed me months ago. I swear I'll read it one of these years. My focus since moving has been keeping my head above water.
Tell me, liberals do you talk about blacks and minorities and gays like this behind their backs?
Michael Moore is ROUND
um...seems to me that libruls here are talking like this to your very face.....I don't think we do much "behind your back" kind of shit. That's more, well, *your* kind of shit. Y'know?
Dr. Uncle Cap'n Mr. Goto-san: Jeffraham, you are definitely a better man than me.
Not likely. I do seek understanding of this abberation, but that doesn't really mean anything.
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Dear Moronic Brownshirt Fuck,
While I appreciate the fact that you including the link to my homepage in your latest name-stealing missive, I must strongly object to your use of the term "alot." As I have often pointed out in the past, "a lot" is two separate words, not one.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. Sorry to hear about that whole unable-to-get-a-live-woman-to-touch-you-even-for-
money thing (well, not really, but let's keep this polite, shall we?).
Very truly yours...
There's a skeleton key for all of those, it's called a ball-peen hammer and a chisel.
TinyPorcelainMouse
Well, I used a triangle file to make it a slotted. When you get to be over 40, you learn to give up the hammer therapy.
Eli, I still have the paper you emailed me months ago. I swear I'll read it one of these years. My focus since moving has been keeping my head above water.
Heh. Not a big deal, really. Good luck to you.
um...seems to me that libruls here are talking like this to your very face....
Both of them, in fact.
Enjoy my cellphone? Thing's a fucking electronic leash is what it is.
Liberals: when they can't debate, they make shit up.
Michael Moore is FUGLY
your king thinks that Packistan is an Arab democracy... is this correct, how?
Liberal compassion strikes again.
Awwwwwwww... does the widdle mowonic bwonshiwt fuck have pwoblems? Issues?? Pathologies???
That is So. Fucking. Sad!
Maybe Mommy can kiss it and make it all better (though not any bigger)...
I don't know Steve...but its criminal that the Da Vinci Code gets made into a movie while Stone's Damascus Gate doesn't. Talk about a religious thriller!
Heh. Not a big deal, really. Good luck to you.
Thanks. I went crazy this weekend posting fliers trying to drum up students. Hopefully it'll pay off.
"Liberal compassion strikes again. Tell me, liberals do you talk about blacks and minorities and gays like this behind their backs?
Michael Moore is ROUND"
No, we leave that to the experts who also are afraid to enlist to fight the enemy in Iraq, which includes every troll who visits, not to mention the entire Bush administration, all fat, lazy cowards who inherited their wealth and "power", but who haven't the balls or patriotism to defend their country against the enemies they created. The willing followers of that crew of incompetent chickenshits are in the wrong country and are attacking the very people who would welcome them as fellow travelers. Extra-double stupid.
I'm just so happy that we're sympatico on the "Because it's LAME!" commercial, although we have some Burger King issues we still need to work through.
Eli
Now Burger King has those horribly creepy bucking chicken commercials. They really have Satan's ad agency working for them, don't they?
Jeffraham--you are a most kind and compassionate person. However, men like Ted make my professional life hell.
Now Burger King has those horribly creepy bucking chicken commercials. They really have Satan's ad agency working for them, don't they?
Now, those I can't condone. Although the Subservient Chicken website is creepily brilliant.
Now Burger King has those horribly creepy bucking chicken commercials.
I thank my lucky stars I haven't seen that. Watching only HBO and PBS has its advantages.
Although the Subservient Chicken website is creepily brilliant.
Eli
I don't even want to know.
Did I just date myself?)
have to do it.
Is your butt sore?
What was Stone's first novel and what movie (equally as unsuccessful as the Dog Soldiers adaptation) was based on it?
I had to Google that... the answer shocked me - I'd forgotten all about that movie!
Eli--I've been to the Subservient Chicken website.
Some things are just wrong.
are attacking the very people who would welcome them as fellow travelers.
In other words, you support the insurgents and hate the troops.
have to do it.
Is your butt sore?
(Have to do it.)
All the way up to my duodenum.
I don't even want to know.
http://www.subservientchicken.com
It's a guy in a bad chicken costume who does anything you say.
Eli--I love Monsieur.
He bought me 'Pitch Black' (in the bargain bin, I hope). It's got bugs!
I don't know Steve...but its criminal that the Da Vinci Code gets made into a movie while Stone's Damascus Gate doesn't. Talk about a religious thriller!
James Jesus Rimbaud
I blame Tom Hanks. Damascus Gate really would make a great movie... Hallie Berry as the jazz singer chick, maybe? That'd be good box office.
Outerbridge Reach would be good, too. But I think Stone's probably poison to Hollywood by now.
Anyway, Stone's first novel was "A Hall of Mirrors" and it was made into a truly weird movie called "WUSA" starring Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward.
...and now back to this evening's Creature Feature.
Now Burger King has those horribly creepy bucking chicken commercials.
My wife loves that ad. She just starts laughing uncontrollably whenever it comes on...
allrite, enuf for me. and i don't care what anyone says. i didn't like the lizard at first, but the lizard is cool.
i don't know about any early christian history, but when the wingnuts hear about the book of judas they will whine like babies. and of course it's of no consequence, just say'n.
and yeah, the repukes keep winning because they pander to the lowest common denominator. not exactly the party i'd think an intelligent person would want to be associated with. but some just wanna be on the side that's winning. i don't see it.
JeffP, I left comment w/request for your address on your w'site. The one w/wunnerful photo of his Curliness.
Best,
SD
He bought me 'Pitch Black' (in the bargain bin, I hope). It's got bugs!
Good stuff! One of Vin Diesel's finest roles!
No, we leave that to the experts who also are afraid to enlist to fight the enemy in Iraq, which includes every troll who visits, not to mention the entire Bush administration, all fat, lazy cowards who inherited their wealth and "power", but who haven't the balls or patriotism to defend their country against the enemies they created. The willing followers of that crew of incompetent chickenshits are in the wrong country and are attacking the very people who would welcome them as fellow travelers. Extra-double stupid.
ronjazz
No it's not... lalalala...
The reimagined iconic Burger King is symptomatic of Amerika's dysfunction. Clearly the king is old, but the stretched skin and rictus of a smile clearly bespeak a man who has undergone mulitple botoxes and facelifts. This vain little heifer-whore frightens the hell out of me. I bet he lives in Beverly Hills. Probably puts duct tape on his man-boobs so they don't bounce when he goes prancing about. Pathetic.
Jeff, um, not that ALL photos of Curly are not equally wunnerful (please do not tell him I f****d up by not saying this to begin with!!)
SD
Eli--you know, it scares me that we visit so many of the same websites.
I thought at first that Big Buckin' Chicken was Big Fuckin' Chicken.
It's a guy in a bad chicken costume who does anything you say.
Including, I see, the tango.
It's a guy in a bad chicken costume who does anything you say.
Eli
Is it actually wearing a garter belt?
Eli--you know, it scares me that we visit so many of the same websites.
It probably should.
I thought at first that Big Buckin' Chicken was Big Fuckin' Chicken.
Now, *that* I could condone.
Winning so very transient.
Including, I see, the tango.
Be sure to tell him to take the suit off.
Is it just me, or does the woman remind everyone else of Drew Barrymore?
Eli--having received your recommendation for 'Naked Killer,' Monsieur will be headed out to pick that up tomorrow (Circuit City is having a huge sale).
Sarah Deere -- Roger-Wilco; will do.
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Be sure to tell him to take the suit off.
Okay, I don't ever want to see that again.
I asked it to imitate a congressman. It just stood there like an imbecile. Eerily accurate, if I do say so.
Eli--having received your recommendation for 'Naked Killer,' Monsieur will be headed out to pick that up tomorrow (Circuit City is having a huge sale).
Actually, that was kei & yuri, but the shadowy and mysterious Codename V. would second it, I'm sure.
Winning so very transient.
Not when you win FOREVER, liberal.
And we are going to win forever.
We'll keep you around for entertainment value.
Anyone here like Ben Folds?
I'm listening to a rebroadcast of his "Loft Session" on XM radio and I think I like it even better than the first time I heard it.
...and I'm not sure why. Just something about his earnestness as a performer, I think.
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
Wow, that's weird...
Eli--seen the Verizon commercial where the guy is meeting up with the hitmen?
"Can you get a signal out here?"
Cracks me up.
Anyone here like Ben Folds?
I love the "Rockin' The Suburbs" video...
Anyone here like Ben Folds?
Saw him live (solo) on a triple bill with Better Than Ezra and Barenaked Ladies. Great show.
Cracks me up.
Me too. Especially the "You guys work down by the docks?" line.
SteveLG--I'm afraid I'm not acquainted with him.
If it were Ben Domenech, I'd prefer him folded. And stapled, spindled, mutilated and castrated.
Not when you win FOREVER, liberal.
And we are going to win forever.
Don't you bozos ever get tired of that Thousand Year Reich stuff?
Eli--you probably like the "Because it's LAME!" commercial.
"okay. Jim is cool."
"Thank you."
Not when you win FOREVER, liberal.
And we are going to win forever.
That this horrendous piece of shit thinks this is something to be striven for and even admired, tells you everything you need to know about the dead-enders who still believe in The Great Leader.
Touche MMisF, I acquiece to your to your "bold-key" finding ability. Little suicides hardly make a noise. FOREVER, TinyPocelainMouse
"Ben Folds" does sound sort of like a breed of cat, doesn't it/he, sallyh?
It's a guy in a bad chicken costume who does anything you say.
Eli
where I work, we had a receptionist who directed me to this site two-plus yrs ago. Too strange that he's still at it.....(the Subserv Chicken)....
You signed up yet?
"Ben Folds" does sound sort of like a breed of cat, doesn't it/he, sallyh?
A cross between Ben Domenech and a Scottish Fold, perchance?
So...when does the babe turn into a werewolf?
Eli--you probably like the "Because it's LAME!" commercial.
Currently one of my favorites.
where I work, we had a receptionist who directed me to this site two-plus yrs ago. Too strange that he's still at it.....(the Subserv Chicken)....
I think it's some kind of weird Burger King viral marketing thing.
A cross between Ben Domenech and a Scottish Fold, perchance?
That is so, so wrong.
See, the deal is, troll, I fought in the first Gulf War, so it's your turn now, coward.
I just don't understand why a giant chicken is wearing a garter belt.
I do get messages that things aren't work safe, but as long as no one ever makes me look at the lateral view of the obese naked guy at his computer ever again, I suspect I'll survive.
If I ever beco