I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Ha! Mine! All Mine!
Fifth!
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Placing in the top ten!
I hope everyone is as proud of my son as I am.
Psychydelic violets and very big boobs
What a nice man! 
Parker Lewis Can't Act!
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I am perfect, whenever people complain about me it is either because they are a man and cannot use my vagina or they are a woman that's jealous of my vagina.
Hecate--
Fabulous flowers and thanks for the reminder.
Nth!
"Your creature... it confuses me."
"Your experiments disturb me in ways I cannot describe."
"Your experiments disturb me in ways I cannot describe."
They make me all tingly in my... parts.
I vill speak frankly.
This movie disturbs me in ways I cannot describe.
So, nobody's going to make me dinner are they?
sigh.
I'm not sure this movie is entirely historically accurate.
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"Your creature... it confuses me."
This plot confuses me.
Auntie GWPDA--Reubens again! Do you mind? There's one for you and for Arthur. And a spare for a midnight snackie.
Psychydelic violets and very big boobs
Hecate Malificent
Hey, how'd you get my photo!?
I'm not sure this movie is entirely historically accurate.
I've been looking closely for divergences from the historical record, and have as yet been unable to spot any.
I'm not sure this movie is entirely historically accurate.
Oh, you of little faith!
So, nobody's going to make me dinner are they?
Me either.
Hey, how'd you get my photo!?
So you're not blonde on top, then...
They make me all tingly in my... parts.
I thought that was because you're still breastfeeding.
I thought we were all excellent cooks.
Does this zombie overlord suit make my ass look big?
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So you're not blonde on top, then...
Eli
That could be a wig.
Cadillac Man just re-entered the condo, below... may have to be stealthy for a bit...
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I thought we were all excellent cooks.
Not me. I can take pictures, but that's about it.
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I am perfect, whenever people complain about me it is either because they are a man and cannot use my vagina or they are a woman that's jealous of my vagina.
Amanda Marcotte
So you think gang rape and patriarchy is okay?
When does Doomtrooper fight the 40 foot mummy?
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ARE okay.
I am perfect, whenever people complain about me it is either because they are a man and cannot use my vagina or they are a woman that's jealous of my vagina.
That's certainly sums it up for me.
Hey, how'd you get my photo!?
Marcia,
Our boobie model of the month! Thank you for volunteering, Marcia!
They didn't skimp on the acting talent, that's for damn sure.
Fifth!
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:17 pm | #
***************************was looking for you this afternoon,because i was curious if you tried any of the recipes?
Our boobie model of the month! Thank you for volunteering, Marcia!
Seconded.
This Doomtrooper movie is completely accurate historically, so far. It is a well-known fact that everyone involved in WWII was a shitty B-movie actor speaking retarded dialogue.
So you're not blonde on top, then...
Eli
|A blonde on top is always good.
Or a brunette. OH, who care what color her hair is?
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Hey, who wants to see the movie my kid is going to be in? Although the website isn't finished and the picture they used of her is not the right one (they will be fixing it later) so she thinks it makes her look fat.
Maybe I shouldn't share.
"What a nice man! Boortz apologizes for calling Cynthia McKinney a "ghetto slut".
Boortz looks like a toad.
Woohoo! We have Doomtrooper!
So, nobody's going to make me dinner are they?
I'm too sore to cook. Would you like one of the olives from my martini?
GWPDA, what happened to the chicken?
Well, I just finished posting below to remind people that the evil government is stealing an hour of your sleep tonight & that I just got back from seeing "Whale Rider" -- excellent, but if I add it to my top ten list, somethnig else will have to go -- res ipsa, any suggestions?
Okay, now that's just stupid looking.
I thought we were all excellent cooks.
Speaking of which, folks might be interested in And They Cook, Too:
"Last year on October 8 an earthquake, measuring 7.6 on the Richter scale, hit Kashmir, the northern part of Pakistan. Being a native Californian, I know that’s no small cheese. Unfortunately, by October 8, 2005, I was tapped out from Katrina giving and could not give to my favorite charity, Doctors Without Borders, also known as Les Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF). There was no doubt in my mind that MSF would be on the spot, doctoring in Kashmir, then and even now, and around the world wherever they are needed, as usual.
And so, partly out of guilt, but mostly out of admiration, the plan for this cookbook fundraiser was born. Now, I don’t cook very much and my basic culinary philosophy is "Shake it out of the box and eat it." However, I very much admire people who make an art of cooking and even make it look fun. I also read a lot of blogs, all kinds of blogs from all over the world: political, art, culture, whatever, and I noticed many of these bloggers posting recipes. Sometimes I’d print them out and put them in my very neatly organized, but seldom consulted three-ring Recipes binder. Every now and then I’d think how nice it would be to have all those online recipes in a book format... And an idea began to take shape..."
Oh, I am SO looking forward to this Doomtrooper thing...it's going to be like being locked in a barn in Tillamook!
Only 2 and a half more hours to wait on the west coast!
I hate white people.
Hey, who wants to see the movie my kid is going to be in? Although the website isn't finished and the picture they used of her is not the right one (they will be fixing it later) so she thinks it makes her look fat.
Maybe I shouldn't share.
I'd like to see!
This is possibly the worst CGI I've ever seen, even for Sci-Fi...
Hey, who wants to see the movie my kid is going to be in?
[raises hand]
It is a well-known fact that everyone involved in WWII was a shitty B-movie actor speaking retarded dialogue.
Well, of course.
finshed the tuna, going to have gain alcohol & o.j. for dessert.
NTodd--thanks for the link. I will soon be the proud owner of a copy.
And I cook, too!
The background shots in this movie are also accurate, as they look like they were filmed in Bayonne, New Jersey.
Does this zombie overlord suit make my ass look big?
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William H. Rehnquist | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:28 pm |
I thought your ass had fallen off?
That's certainly sums it up for me.
NTodd, Slow Hand
I'm even jealous of the name
Amanda Marcotte
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sittenpretty: was looking for you this afternoon,because i was curious if you tried any of the recipes?
Recipes? Help me out, here (remembering that I have a specific organic brain dysfunction that prevents me from connecting Eschaton handles with real names or e-mail addresses).
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This is possibly the worst CGI I've ever seen, even for Sci-Fi...
Why does it have to make stupid noises?
I am an excellent cook who is both extra-ordinarily tired and missing quite a lot of blood.... All I've been able to do so far is open the ice box and look at it. Nothing has been put on my plate yet, however.
So, okay! To-morrow there will be food.
I hate white people.
So now Ted's obsessing about other bloggers?
Why does it have to make stupid noises?
You're talking about Private Parker Lewis, right?
This will sober you up . . .
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Eli,
I just noted below that CGI was primitive in the 40's. Appreciate it, it's historical.
I am an excellent cook who is both extra-ordinarily tired and missing quite a lot of blood....
Where did your blood go?
You didn't run into a vampire, did you?
Auntie GWPDA--your dinner is ready.
No sauerkraut on Arthur's. I remembered.
It is a well-known fact that everyone involved in WWII was a shitty B-movie actor speaking retarded dialogue.
Did someone mention Hellcats of the Navy?
Pedictability being the case with the current owls and turtles and sundry who have taken the helm of ThreadBot™.
Lucky for yal'll
I am not so quick.
Time for a ThreadDar update.
I am an excellent cook who is both extra-ordinarily tired and missing quite a lot of blood....
You should stop using your own blood for the matzos and switch to Xtian baby blood.
Hi, all. I've been at a Punjabi festival all day. Did I miss anything?
I thought your ass had fallen off?
Duct tape and bailing wire. That and saline-bag ass implants.
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it's "whitey" fool.
sittenpretty: was looking for you this afternoon,because i was curious if you tried any of the recipes?
Recipes? Help me out, here (remembering that I have a specific organic brain dysfunction that prevents me from connecting Eschaton handles with real names or e-mail addresses).
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:33 pm | #
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oopsie..did you get the package i mailed you?
This Doomtrooper movie is completely accurate historically, so far. It is a well-known fact that everyone involved in WWII was a shitty B-movie actor speaking retarded dialogue.
A lesser-known fact is that Nazis did not, in fact, speak German, but rather English with a German accent.
Not since Hogan's Heroes has the American viewing public been treated to such rigorous WW2 scholarship.
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Just like our Vice President!
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I hate white people.
Steve Gilliard
Live in a poor Spanish/Black Neighborhood for 6 years and get back to me.
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Woohoo!
Sgt. Cheney is on the case!
If you try to desert, he'll shoot you in the face!
I've been at a Punjabi festival all day
RACIST!
http://www.geocities.com/iluvfat...lcharm/
9am.html
Click on her chest where it says "enter."
GWPDA, can you eat pizza, salad, and strawberry mango shakes?
Well, I just finished posting below to remind people that the evil government is stealing an hour of your sleep tonight & that I just got back from seeing "Whale Rider" -- excellent, but if I add it to my top ten list, somethnig else will have to go -- res ipsa, any suggestions?
Prior Aelred | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:32 pm
Whale Rider was a most wonderful movie.
RACIST!
NTodd, Slow Hand | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:36 pm | #
Can you ever forgive me?
GWPDA, can you eat pizza, salad, and strawberry mango shakes?
Doug,
Certainly.
The only way this movie can be redeemed is if the Doomtrooper starts eating people.
Marcia -
Coo-ell.
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When does Doomtrooper fight the 40 foot mummy?
This I would like to see!!!
"my intention is to win the war".
The best laid plans..............
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SS Doomtrooper doesn't seem too choosy, does he.
I guess I'll have to be satisfied with it electrocuting germans to death.
Whale Rider was a most wonderful movie.
Wasn't that a pornographic film?
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Click on her chest where it says "enter."
Woohoo! Although that sounds a bit... weird.
I forgot to mention/check Nanny Ogg's Cookbook, which has Sticky Toffee you-know-what Onna Stick. Faked with marzipan.
Click on her chest
There are some words I haven't heard in a while...
Coo-ell.
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spork_incident
It's supposed to be a campy horror.
I hate white people.
I hate straight people
sittenpretty: oopsie..did you get the package i mailed you?
I'm guessing not... don't recall any recipes, or lengthy message of any kind from anyone other than NMRed. Are you also NMRed?
Don't panic -- Sarah Deere also sent something that hasn't arrived, so... it may just be my local P.O.
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"Whale Rider"
Is that sort of a maritime Clint Eastwood film?
GWPDA, what do you want on your pizza?
Your choices are;
pepperoni,
shrimp,
salmon,
sweet peppers,
hot jalapenos,
mushrooms, shitake or domestic white,
Olives, green or black
sweet onions,
fresh pinapple.
Don't panic -- Sarah Deere also sent something that hasn't arrived, so... it may just be my local P.O.
Hotmail is your post office?
Clicking women on their chests is kinda scary...
I hate white people.
I hate straight people
lavalamp
I pretty much just hate people. I'm not prejudiced.
No suprise that liberals are biased.... against reality!
I'm ambivalent about people who are pale. Somehow, they just don't seem as tho they're trying very hard. I suspect they want regular breaks and expect their pay checks to arrive on time.
I pretty much just hate people. I'm not prejudiced.
Come over here and sit by me.
sittenpretty: oopsie..did you get the package i mailed you?
I'm guessing not... don't recall any recipes, or lengthy message of any kind from anyone other than NMRed. Are you also NMRed?
Don't panic -- Sarah Deere also sent something that hasn't arrived, so... it may just be my local P.O.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:40 pm |
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it cant be in your po box it weighs 60 pds
Clicking women on their chests is kinda scary...
It's not scary, though!
I am an excellent cook who is both extra-ordinarily tired and missing quite a lot of blood...
Ever wonder where that little piece of your finger went when you where slicing and dicing, finishing up with a band aid.
Dinner being delayed as you tried to stop the blood flow.
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Oh, I'm going to rewhore my latest epic podcast because I want to.
I'm not pale, I'm pink, unless I get in the sun. That skin color will then deepen to a nice bright red.
Clicking women on their chests is kinda scary...
NTodd
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to pressure you.
Do you want me to hold your hand?
When a white man likes an Asian woman that's insane racism but it's ok for me to date Jen because of slavery.
heterophobe?
I pretty much just hate people.
[runs from room, sobbing]
Clicking women on their chests
Is that what kids today are calling it?
Darn kids.
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I pretty much just hate people. I'm not prejudiced.
Come over here and sit by me.
Eli
Are you people? Then why are you still talking?
Do you want me to hold your hand?
Yes, please!
"Whale Rider"
Is that sort of a maritime Clint Eastwood film?
A Beluga Western?
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GWPDA, what do you want on your pizza?
Your choices are;
pepperoni,
sweet peppers,
hot jalapenos,
mushrooms, shitake or domestic white,
sweet onions,
Doug,
'Enkew.
I pretty much just hate people. I'm not prejudiced.
Marcia Brady ∞
check my name
Are you people? Then why are you still talking?
Of course not. I'm a liberal.
What if Zorro met Doomtrooper?
Hmmm...
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"Is that sort of a maritime Clint Eastwood film?
A Beluga Western?"
Oh oh, it has begun.
Read Disgruntled Chemist for the terror:
Twelve words I didn't think I'd be saying tonight: Today, I set a table on fire in an elementary school library.
French Resistance babe!
sittenpretty: it cant be in your po box it weighs 60 pds
Oh, FSM, no! Nothing like that has arrived. My condo mailbox is only about a fith-cubic foot, in volume, but the postperson brings packages to my door. I would've though something THAT large would not be USPSable (or, at least, got me a note to pick it up at the local USPS).
None of that has happened, so... didja get a tracking number? :-/
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Ooooh-la-la!
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Ever wonder where that little piece of your finger went when you where slicing and dicing, finishing up with a band aid.
Dinner being delayed as you tried to stop the blood flow.
Well, no. But I am mildly curious about where the two pints of my platelets are heading.... Saline just isn't really enough to run the system, that's all I can say.
The dialogue sounds dubbed...
GWPDA, how large of a pizza do you want? With the oven and baking screen I now have, I can go all the way up to 24 inches in diameter. Generally a personal pizza is plenty big enough at 8 or 10 inches in diameter.
Amendment: Hot French Reisitance Babe™ vs. Hot Nazi Sciience Babe™
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French people are rude!
"Whale Rider"
Is that sort of a maritime Clint Eastwood film?
A Beluga Western?
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William H. Rehnquist
Well, since it stars Daryn Kagan...
When you admit that Asians are more attractive you are just reconciling yourself to the natural order of things. I'm not sure where slavery or Bulgars enters into it.
Oooh, an obnoxious French guy. A daring choice!
Yes, please!
NTodd
Did you click? Pretty fun, huh?
She says she plays an abused wife or girlfriend or something with multiple personalities, I think. The redhead is one of her personalities.
Unless I'm completely confused.
I can do a better fake French accent than these mooks and mine is about as accurate as Pepe Le Pew's.
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"French people are rude!
Eli "
Compared to a particular Supreme Court Justice of Italian heritage?
Generally a personal pizza is plenty big enough at 8 or 10 inches in diameter.
Doug,
I think that we need to do one that can be rolled up small enough to fit into the IP tunnel that UNE was using earlier to mow my lawn.
sittenpretty: it cant be in your po box it weighs 60 pds
Oh, FSM, no! Nothing like that has arrived. My condo mailbox is only about a fith-cubic foot, in volume, but the postperson brings packages to my door. I would've though something THAT large would not be USPSable (or, at least, got me a note to pick it up at the local USPS).
None of that has happened, so... didja get a tracking number? :-/
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:45 pm | #
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i asked sall if you got the surprise i sent she said affirmative..kindadid your marketing for a month....tee heereciprs included...oopsie must be lost
Well, I do have some oatmeal, chocolate crunch & butter brickel Ice cream.
I've been at a Punjabi festival all day
Oooooh, what did you bring back for us to eat???
The dialogue seems to be repeating itself now...
Is that a French accent? Holy shit.
i hate different time zones. that movie isn't on for another 3 hours.
She says she plays an abused wife or girlfriend or something with multiple personalities, I think. The redhead is one of her personalities.
I would like to meet this girl.
I think that we need to do one that can be rolled up small enough to fit into the IP tunnel that UNE was using earlier to mow my lawn.
We've got to work on this teleportation tech. That bit pipe just doesn't hack it.
GWPDA, Are you okay? Was the donation of blood out of necessity or choice?
I can do a better fake French accent than these mooks and mine is about as accurate as Pepe Le Pew's.
Well, I heard you were a "joik."
How inspiring!
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"I ain't got nowhere else to go."
What a touching expression of loyalty.
I can do a better fake French accent than these mooks and mine is about as accurate as Pepe Le Pew's.
By Klingons.
sittenpretty: i asked sall if you got the surprise i sent she said affirmative..kindadid your marketing for a month....tee heereciprs included...oopsie must be lost
Given my state of mind the last few weeks and the number of packages that have arrived, I'm not at all surprised.
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Melissa loves her Ipod thingy. She's downloading all her old favs she doesn't have on CD. Even dancing around with her earphones and singing in her Family Guy boxers.
Reminds of two things.
How much I love her.
And that she CAN NOT sing.
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I can do a better fake French accent than these mooks and mine is about as accurate as Pepe Le Pew's.
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spork_incident
I just want to hear you say "mook" with a French accent.
pornography is in the eye of the beholder
Justice Potter Stewart said he couldn't define it but he knew it when he saw it -- apparently based on something he had witnessed while he was in the Navy -- when Justice Harlan was blind & the SCOTUS would watch movies to decide if they were pornographic, a clerk had to watch with him & describe everything that was happening -- I think that probably IS pornographic (Hugo Black just said that the First Amendment meant that there was no porn, so he didn't have to watch all those movies...)
Well, I heard you were a "joik."
I think a joik is a sort of a song that Laplanders make up to remember someone who has died or moved away. Singing the joik is called joikking.
I would like to eat something now.
I think what I'd really like is anything on this page.
I would like to meet this girl.
NTodd
The redhead? or the multiple-personality abused girl? or Jill?
Le mook.
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agave: Reminds of two things.
How much I love her.
And that she CAN NOT sing.
I have a real soft spot for that kind of gal, m'self.
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I think what I'd really like is anything on this page.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Is there anyone alive who can actually fit a hamburger that size in his/her mouth?
For a radioactively augmented soldier of the Master Race, SS Doomtrooper has appallingly bad posture.
I just want to hear you say "mook" with a French accent.
Mueique.
sittenpretty: i asked sall if you got the surprise i sent she said affirmative..kindadid your marketing for a month....tee heereciprs included...oopsie must be lost
Given my state of mind the last few weeks and the number of packages that have arrived, I'm not at all surprised.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:50 pm | #
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it is huge,,,from boca raton fl,sent it media post uspost office ...it weighed 55 pds...mostlyfun food stuff,and a bottle of cruzan...
pornography is in the eye of the beholder
Apparently it damages you.
Le mook.
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spork_incident
Mes knees, zhey are weak!
i hate different time zones.
jello
Timezonist!
(tho I prefer Mountain, Central sucks)
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The redhead? or the multiple-personality abused girl? or Jill?
#1 and #3. And her mom.
I see I walked into a music thread...on this one, I have no business commenting.
Peace.
GWPDA, Are you okay? Was the donation of blood out of necessity or choice?
DWD - Challenger |
Oh, tchure. It's one of those old fashion kinda things we call civic responsibility. I've got this really fancy blood and it's in demand for things like brand new babies and people who are really, really sick, so, since I've got it, I share it. I like it being for the tiny babies - did you realise that one ordinary whole blood donation can do a complete blood change for FIVE babies? Neat. I've got a lot of blood relations here in town....
But I kinda wish I had a Lot-A-BUrger.
#1 and #3. And her mom.
NTodd
Awwww.
sittenpretty: it is huge,,,from boca raton fl,sent it media post uspost office ...it weighed 55 pds...mostlyfun food stuff,and a bottle of cruzan...
Holy Moly -- no, I'm sorry; that has not landed. I'll check with my local USPS Monday, just in case they left a Post-It that got blown away, and I'll let you know!
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I see I walked into a music thread
Also a super-human Nazi thread.
Go figure.
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what did the founding fathers say about porn?
John Mortimer's wonderful Rumpole of the Bailey had it that a dirty mind is a perpetual feast...
GWPDA,
You have to eat something or your pants will fall off. How about an omelette and toast?
Is there anyone alive who can actually fit a hamburger that size in his/her mouth?
Marcia Brady
Let me introduce you to Mr. Knife and Mrs. Fork.
John Mortimer's wonderful Rumpole of the Bailey had it that a dirty mind is a perpetual feast...
That must be why I can't lose weight.
(tho I prefer Mountain, Central sucks)
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agave, Friday Lover
Mountain is so nouveaux; Eastern Standard keeps it real.
John Mortimer's wonderful Rumpole of the Bailey
Loved those books. Those and Dorothy Sayers would get me through a long, long stay on a desert island.
test
GWPDA,
You have to eat something or your pants will fall off. How about an omelette and toast?
Hecate Malificent
Don' wanna make it for myself.
I think Thers is faking a bad Thers accent.
We've got to work on this teleportation tech. That bit pipe just doesn't hack it.
Not yet at least, though recent developments are promising.........
/working on improvements
what did the founding fathers say about porn?
Franklin probably approved.
And Jefferson was into the Black Booty series of videos.
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Um, wouldn't Doomtrooper's giant gun be able to shoot through hay pretty easily?
Is it special armor-plated hay?
sittenpretty: it is huge,,,from boca raton fl,sent it media post uspost office ...it weighed 55 pds...mostlyfun food stuff,and a bottle of cruzan...
Holy Moly -- no, I'm sorry; that has not landed. I'll check with my local USPS Monday, just in case they left a Post-It that got blown away, and I'll let you know!
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im the sorry one ...was hoping you were enjoying the goodies by now...hope its cool there or your easter bunnies will be melted eeeek! 
what did the founding fathers say about porn?
Ben Franklin was a randy bastard, so he probably hid it in Poor Richard's Almanac.
what did the founding fathers say about porn?
They were always ftroking off.
GWPDA, that is lovely. Thank you from everyone.
Apparently it damages you.
NTodd | Homepage | 04.01.06 - 9:53 pm | #
I thought this link somewhere cool. Instead it went to NTodd's site.
In any case, I'm changing my nick.
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Pushes "Big Bopper burger" GWPDA's way.
test
´ζ´ ---not incog
are you french?
Um, wouldn't Doomtrooper's giant gun be able to shoot through hay pretty easily?
Is it special armor-plated hay?
Eli
Maybe hay is like spider's web; whispy and delicate alone, but stronger than steel when mushed together.
Probably not.
In any case, I'm changing my nick.
Oh, changing your 'nick'...
De nada.
Nighty-night.
I know this shouldn't surprise me , but when I clicked through to these jokers homepage, I was truly shocked.
Hit my homepage link for a dose of good , solid America. Nothing the least bit Alarmist ....wow
"...Illegal Alien Mobs Take to the Streets...
…Demanding US Citizens' Rights
Minuteman Civil Defense Corps Says NO!
Senate Ready to Pass Amnesty for Illegal Aliens
Help Stop it NOW!
This weekend we saw something very disturbing. An illegal alien mob came out of the shadows by the hundreds of thousands and descended on Phoenix, Denver and Los Angeles.
Like an invading horde, they demanded US citizen rights, but without any citizen duties, responsibilities, loyalties. Has our beloved America become France?
Are riots in the streets and the burning of cars in Washington DC next? ..."
So , none of these people has any Hispanic Friends , right ?
This CGI *is* really bad.
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I thought this link somewhere cool. Instead it went to NTodd's site.
I can point you to a nifty site that has porn ready-formatted for Melissa's iPod...
I think Thers is faking a bad Thers accent.
Ahianne
A fake reverse unimposter.
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Parker Lewis can't get killed, right?
Doesn't Doomtrooper just, like, naturally secrete ammo or something?
They were always ftroking off.
Thers, Paterfamilias
GWPDA, that is lovely. Thank you from everyone.
DWD - Challenger
Absolutely. Bloody good job!
recent developments are promising
The first thing we've got to try is a really great pot luck. Think of the dinners people here could have, between what everyone is cooking.
Don' wanna make it for myself.
Here in Arlington, we have this thing called TakeOut Taxi. You call them up and order from a restaurant and they bring it to you. Maybe there's an Arizona version of TakeOut Taxi? It's very nice for when you're tired and hungry.
"No walk in the park" is a French expression?
"Put our boys in a bit of a pickle"
Brillliant!!!!!
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"Put our boys in a bit of a pickle"
Brillliant!!!!!
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Red meat and red wine, GWPDA! I'm making beef stew tomorrow, with carrots and onions and a ton of garlic, by I don' think it would travel well. Have you any place local that will deliver?
So... there's no plan, but they firmly believe that any problem can be solved by blowing shit up?
Where have I heard this before?
´ζ´ ---not incog
are you french?
No, just fooling with one-line ascii art today.
Here in Arlington, we have this thing called TakeOut Taxi.
Pittsburgh has Wheel Deliver. But that probably doesn't help.
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"No walk in the park" is a French expression?
No, but "neow wahk en zee pak" is, if you sneer enough.
I'm making beef stew tomorrow, with carrots and onions and a ton of garlic,
Mom,
Can I eat at Ahianne's house tomorrow night? Her mom says it's ok! Please?
Hi folks, I'm back. I was so far south in NJ that the Garden State Parkway had traffic lights.
Pittsburgh has Wheel Deliver. But that probably doesn't help.
We do?
This just in from AP:
James Dobson of Focus on the Family reported today that ha had converted to Druidism, following a retreat in the mountains near Buena Vista. He reported sitting under an aspen when he heard the following:
I HAVE been in a multitude of shapes,
Before I assumed a consistent form.
I have been a sword, narrow, variegated,
I will believe when it is apparent.
I have been a tear in the air,
I have been the dullest of stars.
I have been a word among letters,
I have been a book in the origin.
I have been the light of lanterns,
A year and a half.
Dobson reported that "I became very excited thinking the Great God Jehovah was talking to me". He saw a feminine shape appear in one of the aspens and thought "Wait, I am not one of those Mary worshiping Papists."
He reported that he heard the apparition say "My name is Ceridwen" . Dobson then said " Karen? Karen Hughes?"
"No I am Ceridwen great Goddess of the Welsh, You have persecuted and scorned my children". Dobson then reported a great stag brought him to a grove where the Moon was shimmering its light".
"Ever since that evening, my abdominal pains have gone away. I decided that we will be holding Beltaine at The Focus on the Family Center in Colorado Springs"
Heavens! So many bad fake accents!
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Hecate --
Rumpole of the Bailey is wonderful -- an oblate of ours who is a lawyer used to send me all the books -- & Leo McKern (God rest his soul!) was BEYOND PERFECT!
srjjty
sittenpretty: im the sorry one ...was hoping you were enjoying the goodies by now...hope its cool there or your easter bunnies will be melted eeeek!
No worries, there -- melted bunnies are still chocolate. 
Okay, Cadillac Man has spotted me... must pause for a bit!
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Oh, probably not a good idea to fire the Crazy Doomtrooper Scientist...
They were always ftroking off.
Thers, Paterfamilias |
...into their powdered wigf.
Well, what did you think held 'em on?!
I can point you to a nifty site that has porn ready-formatted for Melissa's iPod...
NTodd
Since she has her ear phones on I can type this out loud.
ARE YOU NUTS?
(email me )
Like I said...
We do?
Sure. I'll see if I have an old catalogue/menu/publication/whatever.
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Leo McKern was that rare actor who took a role and made it irretrievably his own. His Rumpole was as good as I've seen..
Sure. I'll see if I have an old catalogue/menu/publication/whatever.
I found their website.
Good to know.
Be
Since she has her ear phones on I can type this out loud.
ARE YOU NUTS?
pornography is in the eye of the beholder
Apparently it damages you.
You get sties in your eyelids if you look at someone else's butt. Everybody knows that.
Whew! Thank goodness these Nazi leaders saw reason before their crazy plans got totally out of hand!
This is a terrific movie.
Be
Not be.
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mckern was always in these strange roles also prisoner and help
You get sties in your eyelids if you look at someone else's butt. Everybody knows that.
Uh-oh...
Whew! Thank goodness these Nazi leaders saw reason before their crazy plans got totally out of hand!
It's like Republicans vs. Republicans!
You get sties in your eyelids if you look at someone else's butt. Everybody knows that.
Echidne of the snakes
I thought sties came from watching a dog go poop.
You get sties in your eyelids if you look at someone else's butt. Everybody knows that.
I had to have a chalazeon cut out of my eyelid last summer.
I guess I was a bad boy.
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ProfWombat--how was dinner? Have you gotten Dr. Mrs. Wombat to eat?
I thought sties came from watching a dog go poop.
UH-OH...
McKern was in 'Man For All Seasons', if I recall, not at all sympathetically...
We are at that stage of spring in Southern Ohio where only the smaller trees are leafing out obviously but a kind of green haze is thickening on the hills.
Spork--"was" a bad boy?
McKern was in 'Man For All Seasons', if I recall, not at all sympathetically...
And the last two episodes of The Prisoner...
Beef stew sounds good.
Spork--"was" a bad boy?
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Hi, everyone!
I just had a lovely Italian dinner. And I converted at least three people. it isn't hard to do these days.
sallyh....jeffy and curly didnt get my big surprise...im so sorry,sent it more than aweek ago 55lbs of goodies w/recipes
sallyh: yup: she scarfed down some mussels marinara. Tomorrow looks like a stinker, sadly. Five more weeks of this crap. It's getting old; I want my girl back.
Meanwhile, walking the dog, keeping the Wombettes busy, beautiful weather. A bit of good news is that my concentration is coming back so I can read a dumb book...
Incog--I have some in the crockpot for Monsieur to eat at his leisure while I'm away this week. Loaded with carrots, potatoes, celery, pearl onions, allspice, red wine, celery seed and mushroom gravy.
And the last two episodes of The Prisoner...
Which weren't at all confusing.
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So does everyone think they'll remember to set their clocks tonoght?
I just had a lovely Italian dinner. And I converted at least three people. it isn't hard to do these days.
Vicki, Who ♥ Justice
To Italianism?
ProfWombat--is she going to have to be on tamoxifen or an aromatase inhibitor after treatment?
So does everyone think they'll remember to set their clocks tonoght?
Most of mine will remember to set themselves, which in turn will remind me.
Ahianne--I'd better. I have a flight to SLC at 9 a.m.
So does everyone think they'll remember to set their clocks tonoght?
Already did. Hey, I was bored.
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I'm just glad the prototype, SS Doompooper, never made it out of the lab.
Wow, I didn't know that you could immobilize a tank just by shooting the commander...
To Italianism?
Marcia Brady
No, to liberalism
"I am number 2 -- You are number 6"
And I am retiring (it is after 11:00 pm real time -- i.e., the amount of time I get to sleep!)
Melissa is looking for a Purse/Bag to go to school with for lunch and umbrella, ect. I bought her a nice lap top bag (a Targa? that she hates, but uses). But the one she picked out at the Mall was $400.
Yikes! Not like me. But NO! That's insane.
Suggestions, for a femine but pro looking bag, less than $100.
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No, to liberalism
Vicki, Who ♥ Justice
Ah. Much more sensible.
Goodnight, you glorious, glowing Moonbats.
Tonight, while you sleep, I hope that the brownies clean your house, the spider spings a protective web in your corner, and the moonbeams paint magic on your floor. Tomorrow, I hope that you wake up rested, drink strong coffee, and do something wonderful for someone that you love.
For You Who Sleep Tonight
All you who sleep tonight
Far from the ones you love,
No hand to left or right
And emptiness above -
Know that you aren't alone
The whole world shares your tears,
Some for two nights or one,
And some for all their years.
-- Vikram Seth
I have a feeling I'll be awake @ 2:00 a.m.
http://www.goes.noaa.gov/ECIR4.html
So does everyone think they'll remember to set their clocks tonoght?
Nope. As soon as I see one of my atomic clocks, I'll remember to reset the old-fashioned ones...
Going to watch tv for a bit, but call on me if you need me. There are enough moonbats out there who know how to reach me...
Chickens in a friggin' henhouse.
Tanks a lot, dude!
Sorry.
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Agave--messenger bags are great. 9 West has some @100 bucks.
The Iowa/Brooklyn accent is pretty dang weird...
Incog--I have some in the crockpot for Monsieur to eat at his leisure while I'm away this week. Loaded with carrots, potatoes, celery, pearl onions, allspice, red wine, celery seed and mushroom gravy.
Monsieur has got it made, non?
sallyh: tamoxifen, then an aromatase inhibitor. She's strongly ER/PR +, thank whomever. Her oncologist, a very bright and quite sympathetic woman, calculated for us her prognosis and showed that it was excellent even were cytotoxic chemo foregone, maybe a 5% difference when added to the endocrine drugs, and therefore that, were chemo poorly tolerated, she'd not be completely averse to bagging it entirely. Never met an oncologist so flexible; a good person to have in your corner.
You get sties in your eyelids if you look at someone else's butt. Everybody knows that.
Now that explains everything. I. Did. Not. Know.
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Goodnight, Hecate.
I need a new crockpot. My last one fell apart. I love cooking with those things and how nice the aroma is while it's cooking.
That was a great order -- "get up on that mountain!"
OK...
Henry Rollins was just interviewing Oliver Stone on IFC. I think he's got a regular show there now.
I wonder if they'll end up teaming up with the Nazis to destroy the Rogue Doomtrooper.
I need a new crockpot. My last one fell apart. I love cooking with those things and how nice the aroma is while it's cooking.
I love the aroma, too, but it also drives me nuts: WHEN THE FUCK IS DINNER?
Monsieur has got it made, non?
Karin
Yeah, he does. I would love somebody who knows how to really cook, to cook for me.
Why are the Nazis speaking German with a French accent?
Oh, *now* they speak German?
I need a new crockpot. My last one fell apart. I love cooking with those things and how nice the aroma is while it's cooking.
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Send me your address. I will send you one (a new one, never been used).
moonbatmi@yahoo.com
clocks, calendars, ya-da ya-da
salesman was driving down a county road and saw this farmer holding a pig up to an apple tree so's the pig could eat the apples.
hung a u-ey and came back to the farm, hopped out of the car and walked over to the fence. asked the farmer,"Wouldn't it be quicker to just shake the tree & let the pig eat apples off the ground?"
farmer said, "yeah- but what's time to a pig?"
wish I could use a crockpot. Mother In Law (ex) served some rabbit stew out of one about 24 yrs ago, I stil get sick if I smell anything being cooked in one.
Did he just say "wienerschnitzel"?
Well, had to go buy the week's groceries (it's all glamour all the time at Chez Rmj!)
Is "SS Doomtrooper" going to be in heavy enough rotation I won't miss it anytime soon?
If you are in Montreal tonight, you can watch the MST3K movie. In French. South Park's on too. In French.
HEH!
http://instapundit.com/archives/...ives/
016988.php
I wonder if they'll end up teaming up with the Nazis to destroy the Rogue Doomtrooper.
That would be a nice change. The Nazis are *always* portrayed as bad guys.
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NTodd, you , too... I have another crockpot, never been used. I use three...I just can't use five....
Goodnight, moonbats. I could stay up later - first Sunday of the month, so the choir sings at 11:30 Mass instead of 9, but of a sudden I'm sleepy.
incog, my love- i soooooo need to introduce you to a man. a southern man, a gay man and texan. an art lover, a french/southern cook; he grows herbs and plants to cook all year out of his windows...
he also speaks chinese (both). he's beautiful. like you...
incog, my love- i soooooo need to introduce you to a man. a southern man, a gay man and texan. an art lover, a french/southern cook; he grows herbs and plants to cook all year out of his windows...
he also speaks chinese (both). he's beautiful. like you...
chicago dyke |
You should start a dating service. i love you, btw.
Is "SS Doomtrooper" going to be in heavy enough rotation I won't miss it anytime soon?
This is the only time I'll watch it...
It's not like there's a plot, aside from The Dirty Dozen meets Evil Nazi Gumby, only dumber. Jump right in...
sallyh: yup: she scarfed down some mussels marinara. Tomorrow looks like a stinker, sadly. Five more weeks of this crap. It's getting old; I want my girl back.
Hug her for me. And yourself, too. The right arm goes around the left side and the left arm around the right side and they meet at the back and pat it gently.
Well, the Nazis were bad guys.
Interesting to think about that, actually; unlike just about every other war in world history, WW II offered an unambiguously evil, menacing foe to engage in a life-and-death struggle with...
It's not like there's a plot, aside from The Dirty Dozen meets Evil Nazi Gumby, only dumber. Jump right in...
Thers, Paterfamilias
Have to boot the 13 year old off the TV.
Aw, Echidne, thanks...
sorry about the cryptic post above, but i just got done watching a movie about a mother killing her daughter, and flipp'n over to law n order, which was about a dad fuck'n his daughter, who killed the baby.
psychic limbo.
life is very weird.
goodnite
Vicki, send it to 6777 Rasberry Lane, Shreveport La. 71129 in care of Steve.
They could shoot her. That would stop her.
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Well, great pate, Mom, but I gotta motor. See all y'all sometime +1 hour tomorrow.
What the hell is SS Doomtrooper? I can't find it on IMDB.
indeed, charley: life is weird. so odd, in fact, i have to share love with vicki and go to bed. with a book called "psalm of herod" for those feminists out there. my inner worm speaks, loudly. love and kisses, moonbats.
They could shoot her. That would stop her.
The *really* chivalrous guys always sucker-punch the woman.
Incog, got that, and done, and done!
Well, great pate, Mom, but I gotta motor. See all y'all sometime +1 hour tomorrow.
See ya, Veronica.
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agave--try www.chromebags.com
I think Grace Jones is a little... cracked.
Interesting to think about that, actually; unlike just about every other war in world history, WW II offered an unambiguously evil, menacing foe to engage in a life-and-death struggle with...
Yeah, they were sort of like Dan Rather.
Bagels?
Oy.
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Awww, Parker Lewis is bonding with Snotty French Guy...
cd, that sounds cool. I might be traveling some this summer. I've been wanting to get outta here. Getting a little stir crazy.
So does everyone think they'll remember to set their clocks tonoght?
Fuck Fuck FuckityFuck Fuck!!!!!
That bastard Daniels (Bush's original OMB IIRC) rammed that shit through on the only state east of the Mississippi that had not been a party to that crap.
BTW local noon occurs under the previous scheme @ around 12:50 pm.
Inclusion into the central (TZ) would have made more sense.
Fuckwits!!!
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Sacree bleu! Eet steengs!
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WTF was the point of that???
Awww, Parker Lewis is bonding with Snotty French Guy...
My fazzer waz a bakair.
We need to watch--at least the ones still awake--'cause I bet Haloscan clicks over to DST at 2:07 AM, or something strange like that...
My fazzer waz a bakair.
Whatever that means.
Just a little mountain-top mining in
West Virginia.
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Well, I guess the next 30 minutes will just be them patting each other on the back and getting medals.
The Nazi leader was Lieutenant IHOP?
Scheisse!
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My fazzer waz a bakair.
Put your hand in your coat like you have a gun. You'll be all right.
The Nazi leader was Lieutenant IHOP?
Or Loytnant IHOP. Pronunciations vary, apparently.
cd, that sounds cool. I might be traveling some this summer. I've been wanting to get outta here. Getting a little stir crazy.
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Well, then, please consider me in your plans. We're 2.5 hours from Chicago. Nim, Prior, Chi Dyke, DWD, moi...we're all here for you.
That the Nazis were utterly evil has distorted people's view of war ever since. All the myths about war, through the ages, since distorted by our ability to stop Hitler. No shortage of horror even in the 'good war', of course; even Curtis LeMay conceded he'd have been a war criminal had the wrong side won...
Oh god DAMN, Dipshit... now you went and reminded that I saw Glenn Reynold's mug on some kind of Tennessee Business magazine.
Now I have to drink or something to erase that image.
Wait - I checked - it wasn't Reynolds but you reminded me he exists and he's in my state. Still need that drink.
Curtis LeMay was talking about Vietnam, IIRC
ProfWombat--you're very fortunate to have a sympathetic oncologist. THE worst person I ever did clinical trial analysis for was a pediatric oncologist. Capable, but the hatred the kids and their parents for him knew no bounds. He was finally asked to leave.
Curtis LeMay was talking about Vietnam, IIRC
Japan.
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That the Nazis were utterly evil has distorted people's view of war ever since.
Not to mention inspiring criminally retarded B movies.
Now I have to drink or something to erase that image.
Careful--kill too many brain cells and you'll be only five times smarter than the lesser perfesser.
Love and Death starting up on TCM
Not to mention inspiring criminally retarded B movies.
"Saving Private Ryan" wasn't *that* bad.
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Grace Jones has served his purpose. I think he's toast.
Here's a hint. When you see the enemy sniper, just shoot him right away.
sallyh: Mrs Dr W did a rotation on pedi onc. at Sloan-Kettering; most of the folks she met there were OK. I knew a couple of pedi surgeons who were so wrapped up in themselves that they really didn't care much about anything other than the success or failure of their procedures. They were world-class in what they did; ran departments and held chiefships and like that. They'll be remembered for extraordinary expertise, but at a price. Sad, really, when it's so gratuitous...
Love and Death starting up on TCM
Wheat!
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Good dialogue.
Not.
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Fuck Fuck FuckityFuck Fuck!!!!!
That bastard Daniels (Bush's original OMB IIRC) rammed that shit through on the only state east of the Mississippi that had not been a party to that crap.
BTW local noon occurs under the previous scheme @ around 12:50 pm.
Inclusion into the central (TZ) would have made more sense.
Fuckwits!!!
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UnitedNegroEmerates™
You think you got it bad...
Remember that old visual joke--Laugh-in?--where the clocks on the wall said New York 4:00...London 9:00...Paris 10:00...Warsaw 11:15?
That was a touching scene. If I knew who the hell any of these people were, it would be even more moving.
ProfWombat--this ped onc would tell his patients that his focus was their illness and not them. He said there was no point in worrying about people's reactions to their treatment at the emotional level; it was not his problem. And he particularly hated his teenaged patients, who at times would call him (rightly) an asshole.
LeMay was talking about the firebombing of the Japanese mainland during World War II. 'Bomber' Harris in the UK was another entirely malign figure; Freeman Dyson, the great physicist, worked during WW II in Bomber Command and has written about it with extraordinary circumspection...
Here's a hint. When you see the enemy sniper, just shoot him right away.
Extra added bonus hint: to the people who say "Then there wouldn't be a movie," you say, "Then there shouldn't be a movie."
That was a touching scene. If I knew who the hell any of these people were, it would be even more moving.
He wasn't even dead. He was just *impersonating* being dead.
I came in in the middle of an astoundingly bad SciFi flick?
Have been watching my beloved Numero Dos play Sonic the Hedgehog with a bizarre XM station for sound all evening. Incredibly entertaining.
Thet shot the annoying guy with the unconvincing accent! Oh no!
Careful--kill too many brain cells and you'll be only five times smarter than the lesser perfesser.
I'm kind of insulted. Five? That's all I get? A turnip is five times smarter than that guy.
I could stand his stupidity if he'd just drop the smugness, the self-righteousness or even the pretense that he's not a Republican. Well, no - I couldn't. But it might help.
wow, i just watched russert for 5 minutes making the case to franken that bush and cheney never tried to link al qaeda to hussein.
what a bush ass cock licker.
sallyh: guy's in the wrong line of work. Remarkable. Why would he choose to do what he did? He could have been, say, a CEO and shut down a town's only source of decent jobs, and been celebrated for it...
This is a pretty sorry plan they got here.
"I don't speak Joiman."
I don't speak Goiman!
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My mistake, Prof. I only recalled LeMay's role in Vietnam.
ProfWombat--he had extraordinarily good results, and innovative protocols. Also a talented researcher which, from what I understand, he is today. He can redeem himself that way; I suspect he'll do good things. But he should never, never have attempted to be a clinician.
"You bloody jerries!"
Good one.
Those Nazis are rats!
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"I'm ready to accept your surrender if the one responsible for shooting me in the bum steps forward and apologizes."
Comedy gold!
Wasn't there a Doomtrooper in this movie?
It's about time somebody slaughtered the cast.
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I take it I've missed most of der Stormtroupers?
Watertiger--you haven't missed a damn thing.
Now, when the Nazi was drawing a bead on Digger, why did Parker Lewis keep saying, "Um... Digger?" instead of just shooting the Nazi?
Wasn't there a Doomtrooper in this movie?
I think the SFX budget ran out. It was only $53.00 to start with.
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sallyh: yup. A guy like that can find productive work and make his contribution. It's just a shame that he wound up in situations where people depended on him for more than mere expertise, and found the well so dry...
I'm kind of insulted. Five?
No no no--you do have to kill a lot of brain cells to get down to five. I just like to err on the side of caution. I regret the appearance of giving insult.
i just watched russert for 5 minutes making the case to franken that bush and cheney never tried to link al qaeda to hussein.
I'm not coming back, Jim.
De healien jus bloooup ze cheddar!
"No-one must come into my laboratory! I have to FINISH!"
I bet he could finish quicker if he took the blonde with him...
Ramen!
(still exiled)
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There was a guy named Digger in this movie?
It's a bad fake accent face-off! Just throw in some Italian partisans and this could be great!
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ProfWombat--one of UCLA's problems is that it expects its researchers in medicine to also be clinically competent, and a lot of times, it ain't happening.
NOOO!!! Parker Lewis can't die!
Looks like Ben is Cross.
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who is this Louis and why does he talk like one of the Bowery Boys?
Karin: LeMay wasn't any prettier in Vietnam; he would talk of bombing them back to the stone age. One of the worst excuses for a human being ever to call himself an American.
There are certain problems with this movie...
who is this Louis and why does he talk like one of the Bowery Boys?
It's Private Parker Lewis.
Swear. Ta. God.
She blowed up real good.
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NOOO!!! Parker Lewis can't die!
Guess he can lose after all. Wrong again, Fox!
Remember that old visual joke--Laugh-in?--where the clocks on the wall said New York 4:00...London 9:00...Paris 10:00...Warsaw 11:15?
I get the gag, but if poland wants to use local time, then bully for them.
One fucks with Time at ones peril.
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Wait, it's immune to bullets but not edged weapons?
Who knew?
My guess is that UCLA, like most places, sadly, is most concerned about grant money coming in and publications going out. Neither is especially dependent on, say, understanding how teenagers deal with cancer...
Wow, it totally looked like he got thrown across the room there...
He can hotwyuh anyting, even when he's gutshot, and his dad makes baygullz.
One of the worst excuses for a human being ever to call himself an American.
Not to mention disobeying orders and *trying* to start a nuclear war with the USSR.
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Fuck Curtis LeMay and his running mate, George Wallace!
LeMay was talking about the firebombing of the Japanese mainland during World War II.
Yup. The firebombing of Tokyo killed more people (about 100,000) than the atomic bomb at Hiroshima.
Curtis Le May was the most hated US general in WWII....by his own men.
So Doomtrooper has gone critical?
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Wow. I can safely say I have no fucking idea what's going on.
Digger is apparently almost as impervious to bullets as Doomtrooper...
I thaut ze Fwench cheek wass ded.
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...And explosions, as was established at the beginning.
Well, they got right the historical fact that Nazis always yelled "jiyah!" when you shot them.
Wow. I can safely say I have no fucking idea what's going on.
Neither can we and we've been watching since the beginning.
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Karin: LeMay wasn't any prettier in Vietnam; he would talk of bombing them back to the stone age.
As I recall, Kennedy had to keep him on a very short leash during the Cuban missile crisis because he was itching to start WW III. He was an inspiration for General Ripper in Dr. Strangelove.
UnitedNegroEmerates™; did you see the Oz time zone map? 1 1/2 hrs difference between adjacent zones. Is there anywhere else that does that?
Wow. I can safely say I have no fucking idea what's going on.
Neither can we and we've been watching since the beginning.
Doomtrooper bad. Nazis bad.
'Merkans good. French Resistance good... but rude.
French Resistance good... but rude.
And smelly...but that's only implied.
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Doomtrooper had no desire to be in this film, apparently. He must have a kickass agent.
40,000 died in the firebombing of Hamburg. And ironically, they were not supporters of Hitler, always voted leftist.
Wait, it's immune to bullets but not edged weapons?
Must be wearing an Atreades force field.
Oh, and electrrocuted French resistance guy dodn't know what a "bay-gall" was.
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Doomtrooper had no desire to be in this film, apparently. He must have a kickass agent.
I think there must have been some kind of limit on Doomtrooper screentime, like with Airwolf or the old Incredible Hulk series.
Wow. I can safely say I have no fucking idea what's going on.
Dubya, is that you?
Must be wearing an Atreades force field.
I don't think so. Sword wasn't slow enough.
"Did you... happen to find plans for making a Doomtrooper of our own?"
What's with all the cheesy fake accents?
Man, after listening to Stephen Rea and Hugo Weaving for the last 2 hours, this is painful.
what movie is this,
on which channel?
what movie is this,
on which channel?
SS Doomtrooper, on Sci-Fi.
He said there was no point in worrying about people's reactions to their treatment at the emotional level; it was not his problem.
well, you've already said it, but sounds like a research dude to me. keep the son of bitch away from patients. bedsid manner counts.
and see, this is the problem with the media these days. they don't get the gestalt. russert can suck my dick, what an A hole.
SS Doomtrooper, on Sci-Fi
Sounds like it may be bad enough to watch.
That was quite a stinkbomb for a Saturday evening.
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Sounds like it may be bad enough to watch.
Oh yes.
russert can suck my dick, what an A hole.
charley
Well, he's certainly had a lot of practice.
Guess I just missed sci fi Saturday?
this is a great story!
"After grilling Bush, Helen Thomas gets thousands of flowers
By Albert Eisele
The roses kept coming - and coming - and coming - to the Hearst Newspapers office in downtown Washington on Thursday, until they filled a large conference room to overflowing.
By the time the Federal Express delivery was complete, there were 108 dozen roses, nearly 1,300 in every color. They were the result of an e-mail campaign to show support for Hearst columnist Helen Thomas after she grilled President Bush about his Iraq policy at last week's White House news conference."
http://www.thehill.com/thehill/e...006/
thomas.html
Guess I just missed sci fi Saturday?
Bad fake accent Saturday is more like it.
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Guess I just missed sci fi Saturday?
Bad fake accent Saturday is more like it.
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Nazi Hulk.
Somehow the monster itself was never shot in an intimidating manner.
It made the fraulein with the microphone knockers in the Private Snafu cartoon look far worse by comparison.
Government in secret talks about strike against Iran
By Sean Rayment, Defence Correspondent
(Filed: 02/04/2006)
The Government is to hold secret talks with defence chiefs tomorrow to discuss possible military strikes against Iran.
A high-level meeting will take place in the Ministry of Defence at which senior defence chiefs and government officials will consider the consequences of an attack on Iran.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/
...xportaltop.html
French Resistance good... but rude.
Do they have colorful names, like Latrine, Chocolate Mousse and Deja Vu?
Check out the fear mongering WaPo front page headline:
Experts Say Iran May Use Terror If Attacked
As tensions increase between the United States and Iran, U.S. intelligence and terrorism experts say they believe Iran would respond to U.S. military strikes on its nuclear sites by deploying its intelligence operatives and Hezbollah teams to carry out terrorist attacks worldwide.
These types of articles have been appearing regularly lately.
Tonight's SNL has exactly one funny sketch, but it is very funny indeed. Watch for the Bergmanesque cooking show, full of barely-suppressed longing, and sponsored by Swedish Chef ringtones.
That was quite a stinkbomb for a Saturday evening.
Might have been. I have absolutely no memory of that film whatsoever.
Karin: the Hamburg bombing resulted in a firestorm, which explained the huge number of dead. The Bomber Command noted this, and tried to reproduce it, hence Dresden...
Oh, and MadTV has a Blind Kung Fu Master sketch, which is usually good for a laugh...
Hey cool: Mex and I found a spotted salamander in the driveway tonight. They usually hide under logs, but on warm, rainy nights (like tonight) they meander to their breeding pools. I ain't never seen one before.
And now I'm going to bed.
These types of articles have been appearing regularly lately.
Karin | 04.01.06 - 11:09 pm |
Enabling them to say, "this was no surprise."
More cutting edge analysis from the WaPo:
Former CIA terrorism analyst Paul R. Pillar said that any U.S. or Israeli airstrike on Iranian territory "would be regarded as an act of war" by Tehran,
Huh, imagine that.
Former CIA terrorism analyst Paul R. Pillar said that any U.S. or Israeli airstrike on Iranian territory "would be regarded as an act of war" by Tehran,
Huh, imagine that.
Those Iranis have no fucking sense of humor.
Pussy with a flower
http://www.dailykitten.com/
Watching the DVR of The Soup... the Star Jones/Joy Behar feud is pretty fucking funny.
Plum P - you just made my whole day. And it was a good day, already.
How cool is that?
Here is Pussy when he was one month old, playing with my flowers!
*bites tongue*
Government in secret talks about strike against Iran
By Sean Rayment, Defence Correspondent
"The United States government is hopeful that the military operation will be a multinational mission, but defence chiefs believe that the Bush administration is prepared to launch the attack on its own or with the assistance of Israel, if there is little international support."
Yeah, that's going to win the hearts and minds of the people in the Middle East.
*bites tongue*
El
i phrased it like that just for you Eli...meow
When abortion is finally made illegal again, I'm gonna walk down to the nearest planned parenthood and take a shit right on its doorstep.
How cool is that?
Lucky Ducky
which one? Helen Thomas receiving thousands of flowers or the pussy with the fower? (hey! it's spring!)
Former CIA terrorism analyst Paul R. Pillar said that any U.S. or Israeli airstrike on Iranian territory "would be regarded as an act of war" by Tehran,
What, no candy and flowers? My oh my, they're not even going to use the "they're grateful we liberated them" routine? Sounds like Iran is being set up for pure unmitigated slaughter.
Did I miss anything good last night??
I'm pretty sure the RAF used incendiary bombs.
This just in:
Homer Simpson hit the big screen on Friday in a short teaser trailer announcing “The Simpsons” movie.
The “Simpsons” teaser debuted prior to the opening of 20th Century Fox’s latest animated film “Ice Age: The Meltdown.” The clip announces Fox’s July 27, 2007 release date for “The Simpsons” movie.
The animated 25-second clip opens on a giant superhero S. “Leaping his way onto the silver screen,” intones a narrator, “the greatest hero in American history!” Cut to Homer Simpson sitting on his couch in his tighty whities. “I forgot what I was supposed to say,” he says. The narrator continues, “ ’The Simpsons Movie,’ coming to the screen, July 27, 2007.” “Uh, uh,” says Homer, “we better get started.”
No problem, we have always been at war with Eastasia.
McKern was in 'Man For All Seasons', if I recall, not at all sympathetically...
Wow, just finished watching that! No, not symphathetically - he played Cromwell..
the The Gospel of Judas,
or exploding wingnuts on parade.
When abortion is finally made illegal again, I'm gonna walk down to the nearest planned parenthood and take a shit right on its doorstep.
Michael Moore is fugging huge
why not do it now coward? or does your sphincter freeze up in fear at the sign of those meany nurses.
I know what's probleming them, re Iran: The Pentogon is out of soccer balls and school paint (the high octane stuff they can't sell here), so them Iranitesians get nothing but the big stick!
And who needs a draft when you've got Air Power!
Not to mention Bush (Please!) made a mockery of Marx's dictum: "If you want to go to war, you've got to raise the taxes!"
Yeah, that's going to win the hearts and minds of the people in the Middle East.
Richard
We don't care.
And we are going to do it.
When abortion is finally made illegal again, I'm gonna walk down to the nearest planned parenthood and take a shit right on its doorstep.
Yes, then everyone will want to sleep with you.
I cheer everytime I hear that another American is killed in Iraq, screw 'em.
the The Gospel of Judas,
From your link...
The Roman Catholic Church limited the recognised gospels to the four in 325, under the guidance of the first Christian Roman emperor, Constantine.
Thirty other texts - some of which have been uncovered - were sidelined because "they were difficult to reconcile with what Constantine wanted as a political doctrine," according to Roberty.
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Sounds like the Bush administration.
ichard, you suppose Bush saw a glowing cross too? (Was he drunk though?)
Allen Butler. Your mommy is calling.
The Helen Thomas receiving beaucoup bouquets story got the first response - now I'm all squishy over the cat photos.
They're cute enough to kill a person!
Big kitty fan - just catless right now.
Whenever Ted would take out his tiny, tiny penis, I would break down and laugh uncontrollably. Poor guy...but I couldn't help myself.
Markos served. The kind of scum who write that would suck cock to get out. Good night.
Good God.
Can we get some clean, troll-free sheets?
And good evening, moonbats.
I cheer everytime I hear that another American is killed in Iraq, screw 'em.
Markos Moulitsas Zúniga
"Americans" killed in Iraq, how horrible but why? Was there anyone else killed?
why not do it now coward? or does your sphincter freeze up in fear at the sign of those meany nurses.
It's your party that's obsessed with sphincters and other pervert rights.
WNED is showing Red Dwarf!!!
Quasi, don't even try. The thing you are addressing is beneath contempt.
Eli,
Did you enjoy "V?"
Diane Keaten really has the Princess Leia look going in "Love And Death".
Did you enjoy "V?"
Tomorrow. Hopefully.
If we let Hitler finish the job we wouldn't have the problems in the Middle East we have today.
(spork & I couldn't miss SS Doomtrooper)
How was CSA?
Tomorrow. Hopefully.
South Side Works or Waterfront?
For any of the hardcore, Jane is about to kick Tacitus's ass. Tac has posted his big final opus defending Ben against Jane at his site.
Pretty funny stuff.
Hey fuckhead troll, your God-King is going back to Crawford in less than three years. Who will you worship then?
If we let Hitler finish the job we wouldn't have the problems in the Middle East we have today.
If we let Jefferson Davis finish the job, George W. Bush wouldn't be president today.
Well, not my president, anyway...
If we let Hitler finish the job we wouldn't have the problems in the Middle East we have today.
kei and yuri that was a disgusting comment.
South Side Works or Waterfront?
Spork was thinking Squirrel Hill.
It's really going to suck for you trolls when the Dems win both houses of Congress. I will savor your misery.
For any of the hardcore, Jane is about to kick Tacitus's ass. Tac has posted his big final opus defending Ben against Jane at his site.
Oh, but Little Joshie figures he can count on the rules of the Non-Reality-Based Community when he rides ever so mafully into battle.
In any *other* place, where reality matters, Jane walks away leaving a little yellow-stained puddle of jello.
Test of the day.
Good luck!
Waking up to to the realisation that I am still an angry cunt, and life is still a cunt - having wandered around in a haze of euphoric bliss for a year.What a cunt that is.
The Roman Catholic Church limited the recognised gospels to the four in 325, under the guidance of the first Christian Roman emperor, Constantine.
It's all about the Empire baby. You'll see, you're gonna love this.
mafully = manfully (at least in Joshie's mind)
Sq Hill is OK, but the other two have that neon/bright lights "movie" experience goin'...
For any of the hardcore, Jane is about to kick Tacitus's ass.
No offense to Jane, but that gecko that does those car insurance ads could kick that moronic brownshirt fuck's cowardly ass and not work up a sweat.
Sq Hill is OK, but the other two have that neon/bright lights "movie" experience goin'...
Spork and I are just friends, really...
Condi Rice clarifies. She did not , REPEAT NOT, mean to say that thousands of mistakes were made in Iraq. So stop trying to put words in her mouth. Condi could be the next President if she wants to be, so stop treating her like a human pinata. A classy lady
so stop treating her like a human pinata.
I agree, no human there. Just a stupid pinata.
Oh, but Little Joshie figures he can count on the rules of the Non-Reality-Based Community when he rides ever so mafully into battle.
Maybe I'm delusional, but I seem to remember a time, in say late '02, that Josh was considered one of the reasonable righties by the left in the same way as righties quote Yglesias from the left.
Spork and I are just friends, really...
Hehe. Never mind.
I agree, no human there. Just a stupid pinata.
But full of poisonous spiders instead of candy...
It's really going to suck for you trolls when the Dems win both houses of Congress. I will savor your misery.
Yes. We were so upset when Gore beat Bush. And we were so upset when Kerry beat Bush. And we were so upset when supero Paul "The Fake Soldier" Hackett beat Jean Schmidt. And we were so upset when Ciro Rodriguez beat (the only good democrat) Cuellar.
We're so broken up. What will we do when we lose yet another battle with you?
Geez..I hate the threadlice..
So. Fucking. Hilarious.
I do not labor under the fantasy that those presently convinced of Domenech's enduring racism will be swayed by this mere recounting of facts. They are a hateful crowd, spurred on by an embittered loathing and paranoia that Domenech inflamed, but did not create. But I am hopeful that people not yet convinced either way might consider the man's public record with more honesty than his enemies bring to the square. It is enough that he is revealed as a plagiarist--
Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard!
Quasi, don't even try. The thing you are addressing is beneath contempt.
Dr. Uncle Cap'n Mr. Goto-san
ideed, however it is the head of thousands of similar cowards and fools all dancing in a fetal ball of fear and hate orchestrated by its corporate masters... anxiously waiting for another crescendo of bombs and victory! more destruction more hate. a symphony of bloodlust. and death.
Ben?? Is that you??
Josh was considered one of the reasonable righties
back then, he posted a confessional thing about how he wound up out of the Army after deciding to level with his superiors about the anxiety he was feeling about trying to cut it in the service.
I wrote him a sympathetic e-mail saying I imagined that must have been pretty tough.
However, he's still a royal asshole and a delusional Bush-fellator.
Jesus, is their some contractual obligation that states, if you've ever written for BrownshirtState.org, every sentence you type has to sound like a goddam Stan Lee caption in "Mighty Thor"?
Jesus, is their some contractual obligation that states, if you've ever written for BrownshirtState.org, every sentence you type has to sound like a goddam Stan Lee caption in "Mighty Thor"?
but that gecko that does those car insurance ads could kick that moronic brownshirt fuck's ass..
i love that lizard, i think it's the english accent. best one is where he has the cadre of real lizards, and they all run off at the end to spread the message.
i love that lizard, i think it's the english accent. best one is where he has the cadre of real lizards, and they all run off at the end to spread the message.
I just assumed they ran off because they were... lizards.
Evening, good batsies. I haven't been around all day.
What've I missed?
Everybody's dead Dave.
What, Peterson?
He's dead Dave, everybody's dead Dave.
Rimmer?
He's dead Dave. Everybody's dead, everybody's dead, Dave.
God, dead american soldiers gives me such a stiffy.
Did anyone notice that the comment counter just reset to zero?
Must be for Comment Savings Time...
back then, he posted a confessional thing about how he wound up out of the Army after deciding to level with his superiors about the anxiety he was feeling about trying to cut it in the service.
Remember that. Seems I remember Markos also agreed with him on something, and the he proceeded to call Markos an asshole for agreeing with him (or something to that affect).
We're so broken up. What will we do when we lose yet another battle with you?
Indeed brother, we will keep winning so we can keep losing. It is what we do best.
I still say Ted got his heart stomped, and therapy could help him. Shy guy, unsure of himself, married once, to the only love of his life, late in life. The short marriage and divorce pushed him right over the edge. I hope he seeks help before he decides that molesting little boys will heal his pain.
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He said "stiffy". Hehehehehehe.
Oh, that was a useless troll. Never mind...
Ted's great burden is that no woman will ever touch him, no matter how much he offers to pay them.
Desperation trolls thick tonight. Well, thick every night, even if there are only a few.
I still say Ted got his heart stomped, and therapy could help him.
It's only marginally helped me...but unlike him, I don't go around blaming the entire female population for my misfortune.
I just assumed they ran off because they were... lizards.
Eli
You have to have faith son, what you think I give that silly speech for fun?
And all the while, (sly hand to the side of the mouth) it's a commercial.
i just read tacitus' stupid piece defending his good friend ben the plagiarist against charges of racism. i never read any of the plagiarist's alleged writings, so i don't know whether the things he wrote or plagiarized are overtly racist or not. and i don't care. he supports conservative american politicians whose policies are racist. that's all there is to it.
god I hate Iraqis. Really I hate anyone with brown skin.
Tacitus was always an ass. I used to get crap years ago for telling people he was a useless cunt who wrote like shit -- sort of like I got a while ago for saying the same thing about Jeff Goldstein.
Oy. Wankers extraordinaire. Not using the f-word does not mean you're not a fucking fuckhead fuck.
I think there are intimacy therapists who could help Ted, but first, he has to seek out a symphathetic male CBT therapist. I mean, imagine how crushed you would feel, having on one to love you since your mother passed on. The divorce was like the final straw.
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i just read tacitus' stupid piece defending his good friend ben the plagiarist against charges of racism. i never read any of the plagiarist's alleged writings, so i don't know whether the things he wrote or plagiarized are overtly racist or not. and i don't care. he supports conservative american politicians whose policies are racist. that's all there is to it.
Given Ben's track record, it's entirely possible that he was only racist by accident...
Jesus, is their some contractual obligation that states, if you've ever written for BrownshirtState.org, every sentence you type has to sound like a goddam Stan Lee caption in "Mighty Thor"?
dave™©
I was reading that in Limbaugh's most pretentious basso (he thinks) profundo. Ted baxter works pretty well, too...
Desperation trolls thick tonight. Well, thick every night, even if there are only a few.
ronjazz
It's the stink of fear. It's the stink wafting from the fetid armpits of the last remaining supporters of a president whose time is ending, and whose presidency is circling the bowl.
I guess the Da Vinci Codists calumnies about the Catholic Church and Constantinean authorship of the cannon are credible if you pretend St Irenaus didn't exist a hundred and fifty years earlier. Hint: The Gaulic Bishop coined the term "four-fold" gospel...as in Matt, Luke, John and Mark. Think of the Catholics back then as being like Protestants are now...splintered into thousands of fractured sects, pumping out psuedo-epigraphical letters and yes, gospels like Magdalene and Judas and (curiously omitted, since you think Catholics would kill for a Petrine Gospel...the Gospel of Peter)to stake a least a local claim to provenance.
Not using the f-word does not mean you're not a fucking fuckhead fuck.
There went the PG-13.
Has anyone pointed out the piece of trivia about the book "Dog Soldiers", and which movie was made from it (NOT this one)?
I have to wonder if Ted was married when his mother passed away... hmmm.
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tacitus is a fairly priveleged white boy anyway. his opinion on whether someone is a racist or not doesn't carry much weight.
I am too stupid and fucking worthless to add anything to a conversation so I say "fuck" and "brownshirt" alot instead.
god I hate Iraqis. Really I hate anyone with brown skin.
ronjazz
Every Iraqi I know--not a lot, but a few--is whiter than I am, because they have the sense to stay in out of the Texas summer sun...
Looks like all the troll has is obvious name-stealing. Must be a Ben Dovermuch fan.
Are you talking about the Robert Stone book?
Not using the f-word does not mean you're not a fucking fuckhead fuck.
It sure means that you're not Deborah Howell.
Didn't Robert Stone write a book called Dog Soldiers that was made into a crappy movie with Nick Nolte called "Who'll Stop the Rain."
Are you talking about the Robert Stone book?
I think that was the author's name.
But what movie was made from it, and who was the male lead?
Well guys, I'm going to bed. There's a playboy upstairs with my name on it and my hand is lonely.
My version of The Da Vinci Code is much better than Brown's.
Hi Ted! How's the syphilis? You really should come in and have that treated, you know.
I went to see a movie with res ipsa loquitur tonight, and all she could talk about was how much she would rather be seeing a Pauly Shore movie.
It's possible Ted is to be pitied. Try to imagine realizing that NO ONE loves you. Your mother his died; your wife has left you. You're all alone, and hurting.
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Thers....it is MUCH better. LOL.
Lashing out at strong women might seem normal to such a pitiful soul. We can only pray for Ted, I fear.
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I've read hundreds of posts, and thousands of responses, and it has occurred to me that these moronic trolls never, ever bring up a reason that their idiot leaders should be listened to or trusted, except that "they won". What a crew of tools. No wonder the fascists have gained a foothold; their supporters don't bother to think!
Whatever this was based on, it looks like an Irish military version of "Night of the Living Dead."
ronjazz: so you think you guys are the shit because you CAN'T win because American's are too stupid?
Keep up that attitude. Please. We want more liberal elitism.
It just cements our grip on power.
It's possible Ted is to be pitied. Try to imagine realizing that NO ONE loves you. Your mother his died; your wife has left you. You're all alone, and hurting.
And you left out the smell of cat piss in the basement.
i love that lizard, i think it's the english accent. best one is where he has the cadre of real lizards, and they all run off at the end to spread the message.
I just assumed they ran off because they were... lizards.
Eli
Along with the "Because it's LAME" commercial, I will always love the "It's just my way of sticking it to the man." "But aren't you the man?" commercial.
Although I don't know what cellphone company it advertises, so I guess my enjoyment won't pay their bills.
It's possible Ted is to be pitied. Try to imagine realizing that NO ONE loves you. Your mother his died; your wife has left you. You're all alone, and hurting.
People have been through worse than that, and not become total shitheads.
Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.
I have to wonder if Ted was married when his mother passed away... hmmm.
Are you asking if he's a widower?
Good one, Ted. Unfortunately for you, I still have a wife, hence your playboy projection. Still and all, I feel more sorry for anyone that's been in your presence than I do for you and your lame-ass fantasy of a life. You deserve all of the misery you've brought on yourself, and your weak name-stealing antics only serve to remind me of the personality of your president, another impotent puppet.
I went to see a movie with res ipsa loquitur tonight, and all she could talk about was how much she would rather be seeing a Pauly Shore movie.
...*with* Pauly Shore.
I'm sure Dog Soldiers was made into "Who'll Stop the Rain". Michael Moriarity, Nick Nolte, and Elliot Gould were all in it. Not sure who was the 'lead'.
Thanks for 06, trolls!
Along with the "Because it's LAME" commercial, I will always love the "It's just my way of sticking it to the man." "But aren't you the man?" commercial.
well, of course i love that one too. it's self referential, but like you, i don't know what they are selling.
but the gecko sells geico, and that's f'n brilliant. and he's really bright green.
Although I don't know what cellphone company it advertises, so I guess my enjoyment won't pay their bills.
I have no plans to get a cellphone, so it doesn't really matter.
I'm just so happy that we're sympatico on the "Because it's LAME!" commercial, although we have some Burger King issues we still need to work through.
Ouch.
I'm frustrated, I have three sizes of phillips bits, five sizes of straight drivers, two sizes of torx drivers, and today I learned that there is a diamond head cap screw. Is there a whole frigging industry out there that changes how I screw?
so you think you guys are the shit because you CAN'T win because American's are too stupid?
Uh, well said.
I can see why you are the brightest young conservative of your generation.
Do you get enough vitamin B from gnawing your grandma's underpants?
Who the fuck is Ted?
Liberals: when they can't debate, they make shit up.
Dr. Uncle Cap'n Mr. Goto-san: People have been through worse than that, and not become total shitheads.
Ah, but then consider that because of the fawning of your mother during childhood, you've come to see yourself as somehow special, and superior to everyone else. The set-up for the illness was a liftime in the making, I think. That's why Ted must lash out at healthy relationships, wherever they exist, as they are somehow beneath him.
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Mornin', bats.
Liberals: when they can't debate, they make shit up.
Michael Moore is FUGLY | 04.02.06 - 12:15 am | #
Trolls. When they can't win, they pull out the "Michael Moore is fat" card. It's all they have.
I'm frustrated, I have three sizes of phillips bits, five sizes of straight drivers, two sizes of torx drivers, and today I learned that there is a diamond head cap screw. Is there a whole frigging industry out there that changes how I screw?
The religious right?
On second thought, Ted, never mind. You're a piece of shit, and you deserve to have your cock turn green and rot off, and to go mad, and to die horribly, painfully, and most of all, alone.
Only the stupid Americans like yourself thjink that you won anything. The other 66% are well aware of yur thievery and bigotry, and your days are numbered. and yes, your side is the stupid side. all of your life you've been told that cheating is immoral and leads to no good, but you're all to stupid to listen to your betters. Every time you "win", everybody loses, including you.
This is actually a very good action sequence.
No judgment on the movie itself.
That's why Ted must lash out at healthy relationships, wherever they exist, as they are somehow beneath him.
Beneath, beyond, potato, potahto...
I learned that there is a diamond head cap screw.
There's a skeleton key for all of those, it's called a ball-peen hammer and a chisel.
Jeff, you here?
SD
On second thought, Ted, never mind. You're a piece of shit, and you deserve to have your cock turn green and rot off, and to go mad, and to die horribly, painfully, and most of all, alone.
Two down, one to go.
Two down, one to go.
"Another town and one more show."
(Did I just date myself?)
The religious right?
Eli
It's gotta be, I haven't seen a left handed lug nut since the 57 studebaker.
On second thought, Ted, never mind. You're a piece of shit, and you deserve to have your cock turn green and rot off, and to go mad, and to die horribly, painfully, and most of all, alone.
Liberal compassion strikes again. Tell me, liberals do you talk about blacks and minorities and gays like this behind their backs?
qaqq
Sarah Deere: Jeff, you here?
No; I am Ted, namestealing Jeff.
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(Did I just date myself?)
I thought you were married.
Two down, one to go.
Eli
Geez...harsh out, tonight....
Well Uncle..is that the movie that you're watching...now you got me freaking curious if I was right.
Jeffraham, you are definitely a better man than me.
Are we still here?
Is Michael Moore fat? I thought Rush Limbaugh was fat. or Tony Scalia. Or Jerry Fatwell. Or Bill Bennett. Or KKKarl Rove. Or George Bush, from the neck up.
(Did I just date myself?)
I thought you were married.
It depends on state laws regarding common law marriage.
Is Michael Moore fat? I thought Rush Limbaugh was fat. or Tony Scalia. Or Jerry Fatwell. Or Bill Bennett. Or KKKarl Rove. Or George Bush, from the neck up.
Republicans aren't fat, just... prosperous.
Liberal compassion strikes again.
Unlike Conservative compassion, which is always so sincerely applied to those who deserve it.
You're a piece of shit, troll. Accept it and move on.
Trolls. When they can't win, they pull out the "Michael Moore is fat" card. It's all they have.
Denny Hastert? Newt, Falwell. Didn't a couple extra layers of yellowish fascia use to denote wealth and "fat-cattishness"? Just fucking pathetic.
(And why won't Jane blog about white prosperous, dammit?)
Robert Stone trivia time:
What was Stone's first novel and what movie (equally as unsuccessful as the Dog Soldiers adaptation) was based on it?
Back with the answer in just as long as it takes to eat a dish of ice cream.
Eli, I still have the paper you emailed me months ago. I swear I'll read it one of these years. My focus since moving has been keeping my head above water.
Tell me, liberals do you talk about blacks and minorities and gays like this behind their backs?
Michael Moore is ROUND
um...seems to me that libruls here are talking like this to your very face.....I don't think we do much "behind your back" kind of shit. That's more, well, *your* kind of shit. Y'know?
Dr. Uncle Cap'n Mr. Goto-san: Jeffraham, you are definitely a better man than me.
Not likely. I do seek understanding of this abberation, but that doesn't really mean anything.
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Dear Moronic Brownshirt Fuck,
While I appreciate the fact that you including the link to my homepage in your latest name-stealing missive, I must strongly object to your use of the term "alot." As I have often pointed out in the past, "a lot" is two separate words, not one.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. Sorry to hear about that whole unable-to-get-a-live-woman-to-touch-you-even-for-
money thing (well, not really, but let's keep this polite, shall we?).
Very truly yours...
There's a skeleton key for all of those, it's called a ball-peen hammer and a chisel.
TinyPorcelainMouse
Well, I used a triangle file to make it a slotted. When you get to be over 40, you learn to give up the hammer therapy.
Eli, I still have the paper you emailed me months ago. I swear I'll read it one of these years. My focus since moving has been keeping my head above water.
Heh. Not a big deal, really. Good luck to you.
um...seems to me that libruls here are talking like this to your very face....
Both of them, in fact.
Enjoy my cellphone? Thing's a fucking electronic leash is what it is.
Liberals: when they can't debate, they make shit up.
Michael Moore is FUGLY
your king thinks that Packistan is an Arab democracy... is this correct, how?
Liberal compassion strikes again.
Awwwwwwww... does the widdle mowonic bwonshiwt fuck have pwoblems? Issues?? Pathologies???
That is So. Fucking. Sad!
Maybe Mommy can kiss it and make it all better (though not any bigger)...
I don't know Steve...but its criminal that the Da Vinci Code gets made into a movie while Stone's Damascus Gate doesn't. Talk about a religious thriller!
Heh. Not a big deal, really. Good luck to you.
Thanks. I went crazy this weekend posting fliers trying to drum up students. Hopefully it'll pay off.
"Liberal compassion strikes again. Tell me, liberals do you talk about blacks and minorities and gays like this behind their backs?
Michael Moore is ROUND"
No, we leave that to the experts who also are afraid to enlist to fight the enemy in Iraq, which includes every troll who visits, not to mention the entire Bush administration, all fat, lazy cowards who inherited their wealth and "power", but who haven't the balls or patriotism to defend their country against the enemies they created. The willing followers of that crew of incompetent chickenshits are in the wrong country and are attacking the very people who would welcome them as fellow travelers. Extra-double stupid.
I'm just so happy that we're sympatico on the "Because it's LAME!" commercial, although we have some Burger King issues we still need to work through.
Eli
Now Burger King has those horribly creepy bucking chicken commercials. They really have Satan's ad agency working for them, don't they?
Jeffraham--you are a most kind and compassionate person. However, men like Ted make my professional life hell.
Now Burger King has those horribly creepy bucking chicken commercials. They really have Satan's ad agency working for them, don't they?
Now, those I can't condone. Although the Subservient Chicken website is creepily brilliant.
Now Burger King has those horribly creepy bucking chicken commercials.
I thank my lucky stars I haven't seen that. Watching only HBO and PBS has its advantages.
Although the Subservient Chicken website is creepily brilliant.
Eli
I don't even want to know.
Did I just date myself?)
have to do it.
Is your butt sore?
What was Stone's first novel and what movie (equally as unsuccessful as the Dog Soldiers adaptation) was based on it?
I had to Google that... the answer shocked me - I'd forgotten all about that movie!
Eli--I've been to the Subservient Chicken website.
Some things are just wrong.
are attacking the very people who would welcome them as fellow travelers.
In other words, you support the insurgents and hate the troops.
have to do it.
Is your butt sore?
(Have to do it.)
All the way up to my duodenum.
I don't even want to know.
http://www.subservientchicken.com
It's a guy in a bad chicken costume who does anything you say.
Eli--I love Monsieur.
He bought me 'Pitch Black' (in the bargain bin, I hope). It's got bugs!
I don't know Steve...but its criminal that the Da Vinci Code gets made into a movie while Stone's Damascus Gate doesn't. Talk about a religious thriller!
James Jesus Rimbaud
I blame Tom Hanks. Damascus Gate really would make a great movie... Hallie Berry as the jazz singer chick, maybe? That'd be good box office.
Outerbridge Reach would be good, too. But I think Stone's probably poison to Hollywood by now.
Anyway, Stone's first novel was "A Hall of Mirrors" and it was made into a truly weird movie called "WUSA" starring Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward.
...and now back to this evening's Creature Feature.
Now Burger King has those horribly creepy bucking chicken commercials.
My wife loves that ad. She just starts laughing uncontrollably whenever it comes on...
allrite, enuf for me. and i don't care what anyone says. i didn't like the lizard at first, but the lizard is cool.
i don't know about any early christian history, but when the wingnuts hear about the book of judas they will whine like babies. and of course it's of no consequence, just say'n.
and yeah, the repukes keep winning because they pander to the lowest common denominator. not exactly the party i'd think an intelligent person would want to be associated with. but some just wanna be on the side that's winning. i don't see it.
JeffP, I left comment w/request for your address on your w'site. The one w/wunnerful photo of his Curliness.
Best,
SD
He bought me 'Pitch Black' (in the bargain bin, I hope). It's got bugs!
Good stuff! One of Vin Diesel's finest roles!
No, we leave that to the experts who also are afraid to enlist to fight the enemy in Iraq, which includes every troll who visits, not to mention the entire Bush administration, all fat, lazy cowards who inherited their wealth and "power", but who haven't the balls or patriotism to defend their country against the enemies they created. The willing followers of that crew of incompetent chickenshits are in the wrong country and are attacking the very people who would welcome them as fellow travelers. Extra-double stupid.
ronjazz
No it's not... lalalala...
The reimagined iconic Burger King is symptomatic of Amerika's dysfunction. Clearly the king is old, but the stretched skin and rictus of a smile clearly bespeak a man who has undergone mulitple botoxes and facelifts. This vain little heifer-whore frightens the hell out of me. I bet he lives in Beverly Hills. Probably puts duct tape on his man-boobs so they don't bounce when he goes prancing about. Pathetic.
Jeff, um, not that ALL photos of Curly are not equally wunnerful (please do not tell him I f****d up by not saying this to begin with!!)
SD
Eli--you know, it scares me that we visit so many of the same websites.
I thought at first that Big Buckin' Chicken was Big Fuckin' Chicken.
It's a guy in a bad chicken costume who does anything you say.
Including, I see, the tango.
It's a guy in a bad chicken costume who does anything you say.
Eli
Is it actually wearing a garter belt?
Eli--you know, it scares me that we visit so many of the same websites.
It probably should.
I thought at first that Big Buckin' Chicken was Big Fuckin' Chicken.
Now, *that* I could condone.
Winning so very transient.
Including, I see, the tango.
Be sure to tell him to take the suit off.
Is it just me, or does the woman remind everyone else of Drew Barrymore?
Eli--having received your recommendation for 'Naked Killer,' Monsieur will be headed out to pick that up tomorrow (Circuit City is having a huge sale).
Sarah Deere -- Roger-Wilco; will do.
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Be sure to tell him to take the suit off.
Okay, I don't ever want to see that again.
I asked it to imitate a congressman. It just stood there like an imbecile. Eerily accurate, if I do say so.
Eli--having received your recommendation for 'Naked Killer,' Monsieur will be headed out to pick that up tomorrow (Circuit City is having a huge sale).
Actually, that was kei & yuri, but the shadowy and mysterious Codename V. would second it, I'm sure.
Winning so very transient.
Not when you win FOREVER, liberal.
And we are going to win forever.
We'll keep you around for entertainment value.
Anyone here like Ben Folds?
I'm listening to a rebroadcast of his "Loft Session" on XM radio and I think I like it even better than the first time I heard it.
...and I'm not sure why. Just something about his earnestness as a performer, I think.
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
Wow, that's weird...
Eli--seen the Verizon commercial where the guy is meeting up with the hitmen?
"Can you get a signal out here?"
Cracks me up.
Anyone here like Ben Folds?
I love the "Rockin' The Suburbs" video...
Anyone here like Ben Folds?
Saw him live (solo) on a triple bill with Better Than Ezra and Barenaked Ladies. Great show.
Cracks me up.
Me too. Especially the "You guys work down by the docks?" line.
SteveLG--I'm afraid I'm not acquainted with him.
If it were Ben Domenech, I'd prefer him folded. And stapled, spindled, mutilated and castrated.
Not when you win FOREVER, liberal.
And we are going to win forever.
Don't you bozos ever get tired of that Thousand Year Reich stuff?
Eli--you probably like the "Because it's LAME!" commercial.
"okay. Jim is cool."
"Thank you."
Not when you win FOREVER, liberal.
And we are going to win forever.
That this horrendous piece of shit thinks this is something to be striven for and even admired, tells you everything you need to know about the dead-enders who still believe in The Great Leader.
Touche MMisF, I acquiece to your to your "bold-key" finding ability. Little suicides hardly make a noise. FOREVER, TinyPocelainMouse
"Ben Folds" does sound sort of like a breed of cat, doesn't it/he, sallyh?
It's a guy in a bad chicken costume who does anything you say.
Eli
where I work, we had a receptionist who directed me to this site two-plus yrs ago. Too strange that he's still at it.....(the Subserv Chicken)....
You signed up yet?
"Ben Folds" does sound sort of like a breed of cat, doesn't it/he, sallyh?
A cross between Ben Domenech and a Scottish Fold, perchance?
So...when does the babe turn into a werewolf?
Eli--you probably like the "Because it's LAME!" commercial.
Currently one of my favorites.
where I work, we had a receptionist who directed me to this site two-plus yrs ago. Too strange that he's still at it.....(the Subserv Chicken)....
I think it's some kind of weird Burger King viral marketing thing.
A cross between Ben Domenech and a Scottish Fold, perchance?
That is so, so wrong.
See, the deal is, troll, I fought in the first Gulf War, so it's your turn now, coward.
I just don't understand why a giant chicken is wearing a garter belt.
I do get messages that things aren't work safe, but as long as no one ever makes me look at the lateral view of the obese naked guy at his computer ever again, I suspect I'll survive.
If I ever become a cowardly bedwetter like them, somebody just shoot me.
I just don't understand why a giant chicken is wearing a garter belt.
Speaking of so, so wrong.
I love the "Rockin' The Suburbs" video...
Eli
Eli, Christ in crushed velvet.....
Marcia--that's what we'll do at our next slumber party--order lingerie from Vicky's!
I think it's some kind of weird Burger King viral marketing thing.
Eli
And yet I'm still not going to go to Burger King.
I just don't understand why a giant chicken is wearing a garter belt.
Well, if it's a chicken and not a rooster...
Marcia Brady ∞: I just don't understand why a giant chicken is wearing a garter belt.
To hold up its chicken socks, silly!
I really gotta go, folx, but it has been a blast. Give Ted my love (and a therapist's number).
♥
Saw him live (solo) on a triple bill with Better Than Ezra and Barenaked Ladies. Great show.
Geor(3)ge Cullinan
Wow. Sounds like a great show, indeed.
The "Loft Session" is solo, too. Just Ben, his shaky falsetto voice and his piano. I love it, for some reason.
So do my teenage daughters, oddly, since they're sort of "Note Nazis" who ordinarily prefer crystal-toned, letter perfect singers (mostly soulless to my ears). But Ben Folds they like... I assume it has to do with "cuteness."
Anyone here like Ben Folds?
Last cd was great. Love that tune Jesusland..
Where did you see them?
And yet I'm still not going to go to Burger King.
Up until last Thursday, I could proudly say I'd never been to White Castle. As of last Thursday, I can proudly say I'll never be back.
Eli--my favorite story today was about the guy who killed his wife with a ceramic bunny plate.
Okay, not funny that he killed his wife, but whoever thought of a bunny plate as a weapon?
Condi Rice in U.K. Flunks Reporter's 'Sgt. Pepper' Test
By E&P Staff
Published: April 01, 2006 1:30 PM ET
NEW YORK Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice's goodwill trip to England has been met with protests at nearly every stop, and she had to explain Saturday that when she said that the U.S. had made "thousands" of mistakes in Iraq she meant figuratively, not literally. But, at least in some eyes, the trip hit rock bottom when she failed to get a famous Beatles reference--even after she'd visited their hometown of Liverpool.
Suddenly the trip turned into a "Magical Mystery Tour."
Rice, a classically trained pianist and student of the great composers, has said she is a Beatles fan. But she looked blank during a stopover in British Foreign Secretary Jack Straw's hometown of Blackburn, when a British reporter refered to the "4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire."
http://
www.editorandpublisher.co...t_id=1002275956
Love ya, Jeffra.
I just don't understand why a giant chicken is wearing a garter belt.
Yeah, what's up with that?
BTW, two things Subservient Chicken can't do: bake a cake and write a novel...
Wow. Sounds like a great show, indeed.
Indeed. He got the entire Oklahoma State marching band onstage for one number. Brilliant stuff.
Up until last Thursday, I could proudly say I'd never been to White Castle. As of last Thursday, I can proudly say I'll never be back.
Have you seen Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle? Hilarious stupid-humor movie, with a great Anthony Anderson cameo towards the beginning.
A cross between Ben Domenech and a Scottish Fold, perchance?
Geor(3)ge Cullinan
Lucky thing I'm not the sort of guy who'd make a cheap joke about Box Turtle Ben finally getting a little pussy.
Yep. Lucky thing.
George--were you feeling particularly masochistic that day?
I watched "Skeleton Key" last night. When Kate Hudson's character was looking at a picture of her and her father it was very plain that the photo of her as a child was not actually Kate.
God knows there are tons of photos of Kate at that age. Why not use one of her? Does the girl that played Kate Hudson as a child in an old photo get any royalties even though it wasn't a speaking role?
I've seen it done otherwise, what is the factor in the decision?
Eli--I love that movie. Right up there with 'Dude, Where's My Car?' and
'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.'
Eli--my favorite story today was about the guy who killed his wife with a ceramic bunny plate.
Okay, not funny that he killed his wife, but whoever thought of a bunny plate as a weapon?
I read a story a while back about (IIRC) a woman beating her husband over the head with a frozen squirrel.
Rice 1000's of mistakes regarding pop culture..These tools just can't Help but win folks over.
Sheesh.
Rice, a classically trained pianist and student of the great composers
Notice there does not seem to be any clips anywhere on the web where she is playing piano.
George--were you feeling particularly masochistic that day?
It's like pot. I had to try it at least once.
Eli--I think frozen squirrel trumps ceramic bunny plate.
Eli--I love that movie. Right up there with 'Dude, Where's My Car?' and
'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.'
Also very fine films.
Notice there does not seem to be any clips anywhere on the web where she is playing piano.
I actually heard her accompany Yo Yo Ma at the Kennedy Center Honors in 2001. Sadly, she is very good.
George--you could try something like, oh, say, violin or kazoo instead of Sliders...
Notice there does not seem to be any clips anywhere on the web where she is playing piano.
What about ice skating?
I mean, aside from the thin ice she's been skating on for the past five years...
George--you could try something like, oh, say, violin or kazoo instead of Sliders...
I play piano for a living. Accompanying narcissistic divas has rendered me immune to most forms of musical torture.
that's what we'll do at our next slumber party--order lingerie from Vicky's!
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Not Frederick's ?
George--I'm sure you've heard the joke my baby brother told me:
How many divas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. She just stands there and lets the world revolve around her.
We lost the war because the repukes were too chicken to fight.
Marcia--ooh, Fredericks. Definitely, we can do Freddy's.
I play piano for a living. Accompanying narcissistic divas has rendered me immune to most forms of musical torture.
You accompany narcissistic divas for a living? Damn, and I heard there was an opening in the WH chief of staff position...
bok bok bok bok
I read a story a while back about (IIRC) a woman beating her husband over the head with a frozen squirrel.
Eli
I'm sorry, but wtf is someone doing with a FROZEN SQUIRREL.....?????
That's the sort of...*detail* .....that slips by us all the time, the "frozen squirrel" thing.
Does no one ever stop to think...wait...wait a fucking minute....*frozen squirrel*...?
I mean, most of us just do not have some object like this at our immediate disposal, you know...???
Yet, our pea brains slide right over these little facts and go straight for the punch line, every time. PT Barnum would have seen us all coming a mile away.
The girls are going to have a slumber party.
Who's delivering the pizza?
I read a story a while back about (IIRC) a woman beating her husband over the head with a frozen squirrel.
Eli
Ooh, and the woman who killed her cheating husband (?) with her size 11 stiletto pump...
I actually heard her accompany Yo Yo Ma at the Kennedy Center Honors in 2001. Sadly, she is very good.
Now I know how right-wingers feel when they lament that Fidel Castro never pursued a professional baseball career.
George--I'm sure you've heard the joke my baby brother told me:
Love that one. Here's my favorite musical joke:
Woman 1: So, how did your date with the frech horn player go?
Woman 2: Okay, I guess. But every time he kissed me, he tried to shove his fist in my ass.
Ted's great burden is that no woman will ever touch him, no matter how much he offers to pay them.
Marcia--ooh, Fredericks. Definitely, we can do Freddy's.
I used to get their catalog semi-regularly, and I have no idea why.
Also knife/sword/crossbow catalogs. I have no idea why.
I mean, most of us just do not have some object like this at our immediate disposal, you know...???
Why granny always keeps a freezer full of squirrels.
Marcia Brady ∞: I just don't understand why a giant chicken is wearing a garter belt.
obviously to get to the other wild side... ta do...do...do..ta do...
/Lou Reed
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Marcia--in addition to lingerie shopping, I seriously need a manicure, and have had no time this week to get one.
Maybe I'll have a couple free hours in Utah this week and can indulge.
I'm sorry, but wtf is someone doing with a FROZEN SQUIRREL.....?????
That's the sort of...*detail* .....that slips by us all the time, the "frozen squirrel" thing.
Does no one ever stop to think...wait...wait a fucking minute....*frozen squirrel*...?
I mean, most of us just do not have some object like this at our immediate disposal, you know...???
IIRC, the article mentioned that they had a whole freezer full of 'em.
Q- If Bush is impeached, wouldn't Cheney become president? He'd be worse.
A- John Conyers' HR 635, 636, 637 call for censure of Bush and Cheney both, and investigation into impeachable offenses of both men. Cheney will not survive an impeachment inquiry.
Q- Who is next in line? Wouldn't it be Hastert, Republican Speaker of the House?
A- Yes, right now, but if we elect an impeaching Congress, then the new Speaker will probably be a progressive Democrat. The most senior Democrat is John Conyers.
http://www.opednews.com/
articles...ut_impeachm.htm
Up until last Thursday, I could proudly say I'd never been to White Castle. As of last Thursday, I can proudly say I'll never be back.
But then how can you have not have appreciated Adrenalin OD's song "White Hassle"?
4 in the morning
Had a rough night
Just got back from Irving Plaza
Not lookin' for a fight
I only got 48 cennnnnnnnnnnnnnnts!
George--those are probably 2 of the cleanest jokes musicians tell.
And here's my favorite light bulb joke:
Q: How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 1,001,001. 1 to change it, 1000 to experience it, and 1,000,000 to follow it around after it's burned out.
Sarah D, Eli--mmm, roadkill.
Also knife/sword/crossbow catalogs. I have no idea why.
Eli, wouldn't you love to know what marketing demographic you are supposedly a member of?
IIRC, the article mentioned that they had a whole freezer full of 'em.
Eli
Prolly sellin' 'em wholesale to the local KFC.
Also knife/sword/crossbow catalogs. I have no idea why.
Isn't that Cher's catalogue?
George--he knows that one, too
I used to get their catalog semi-regularly, and I have no idea why.
Also knife/sword/crossbow catalogs. I have no idea why.
Eli
You must have been getting my mail. I often practice my crossbow while wearing my corset and seamed nylon ensemble.
I used to get their catalog semi-regularly, and I have no idea why.
SUUUURE you don't.
Notice there does not seem to be any clips anywhere on the web where she is playing piano.
She only plays when she is wearing her Minnie Mouse outfit.
You insensitive lout.
Maybe I'll have a couple free hours in Utah this week and can indulge.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Yay! Umm, Utah?
Eli--aside from Archie McPhee's and Despair.com, my catalogs are shockingly lame.
Eddie Bauer, anyone?
Eli, wouldn't you love to know what marketing demographic you are supposedly a member of?
I can't even imagine...
This was in my younger days, so maybe they thought all 20-somethings are into that sort of thing...
There was also lots of night-vision stuff, and some wicked cool lobster-red body armor - for practicing hand-to-hand combat, not stopping bullets. IIRC (it was a long time ago).
George--he knows that one, too
Okay, how about this?
What's the difference between an accordian and a trampoline?
You're supposed to take off your boots before you jump on the trampoline.
Marcia--biostats conference at Snowbird. Leaving in...9 hours.
April 2, 2006
Keeping It Secret as the Family Car Becomes a Home
By IAN URBINA
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/
0...agewanted=print
FAIRFAX, Va. — After being evicted from his apartment last year, Larry Chaney lived in his car for five months in Erie, Pa. As he passed the time at local cafes, he always put a ring of old house keys and several envelopes with bills on the table to give the impression that he had a home like everyone else.
While Michelle Kennedy was living in her car with her three children in Belfast, Me., she parked someplace different each night so no one would notice them, and she instructed the children to tell anyone who asked that they were "staying with friends."
etc.
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What would one expect from a shitforbrains President? Bushonomics.
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You must have been getting my mail. I often practice my crossbow while wearing my corset and seamed nylon ensemble
Somehow when MB says this all the men get excited.
SUUUURE you don't.
If it were up to me, I would've been getting Victoria's Secret catalogs, but I only ever got one.
Eli--aside from Archie McPhee's and Despair.com, my catalogs are shockingly lame.
Because they're LAME!!!
Archie McPhee rules.
Doug--what male would not be excited by the thought of Marcia B in her corset and nylons ensemble, practicing with her crossbow?
(I mean, they have *gummi bacon*!)
biostats conference at Snowbird. Leaving in...9 hours.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Well, you just be careful you don't accidentally get multiple-married...
Eli--next time I need something from Vicky's, I'll add your name to the mailing list.
I used to get their catalog semi-regularly, and I have no idea why.
Also knife/sword/crossbow catalogs. I have no idea why.
I once had a friend who made himself a genuine chainmail shirt and authentic steel medieval breastplate. He was really proud of himself, put it on, stayed up late, and fell asleep watching Letterman. He woke up at like 4 in the morning, and realized it all weighed too much and he couldn't get off the couch. So he had to yell for his mom.
The most amazing thing is that he admitted all this, thinking it was funny, as indeed it is.
Musician joke #1:
Q) How many second sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Three. One to climb the ladder and two to stand underneath and say "Are you *sure* you can get that high?"
Eli--next time I need something from Vicky's, I'll add your name to the mailing list.
Ex-cellent...
Bacon
and bears.
http://static.flickr.com/45/
1188...421e5d6_b_d.jpg
Marcia B--I'm not worried about it. We're mostly there to get drunk, anyway.
The most amazing thing is that he admitted all this, thinking it was funny, as indeed it is.
I would never admit to something like this, even if it were totally true.
Q: What do you get when you give a monkey two sticks?
A: A drummer.
Q: What do you get when you take one away?
A: A conductor.
Eli--I got Devil Duckies for my soon to be grandbaby. Only I have to get a new set; her daddy thinks they're great bathtime toys.
Bacon
and bears.
You'll upset Thers.
IIRC, the article mentioned that they had a whole freezer full of 'em.
Eli
Okay. They're from the South, where "squll" (trust me, that's how they pronounce it) is considered fairly edible, and I suppose it is, if you are hungry enough.
Believe me, I'm not making fun. Meat is meat. I'd personally rather eat squirrel than worms, or at least I think so.
Having fed and befriended squirrels for several yrs now, I could not kill the ones I know, and I doubt I could kill the ones I don't know.
Maybe worms don't look too bad to me now. Or...maybe I could start growing soybeans, raise chickens for eggs, and get a goat for milk/cheese. There are other sources of protein.
As a murder weapon, though, not sure what I could use.....probably have to be bare hands, which should really be the only acceptable thing, anyway.
OMG, Archie McPhee is heaven on earth.
How can anything compare to that?
OMG, Archie McPhee is heaven on earth.
How can anything compare to that?
This is a large part of the reason I was pushing for Seattle for EschaCon II. Should be an easier sell for EschaCon III, I think.
Lucky Ducky--as a matter of fact, I do own a rubber chicken.
Please don't ask.
You'll upset Thers.
Eli
He'll start reciting that thing he learned at the moustache parade.
Musician joke #2:
Q) How does an oboeist achieve perfect pitch?
A) He (or she) gets the oboe into the wastebasket on the fly, the first time.
Lucky Ducky--as a matter of fact, I do own a rubber chicken.
Please don't ask.
I have a rubber skeleton with removable squeaking loaf of viscera.
Eli--for Eschacon III: the Return of the Eli, Seattle's probably a good bet. That way, we'll have covered the coasts and the midwest.
And no trip to Seattle is complete without a trip to Archie's.
This same individual also once told us how he got really bored on a summer vacation in the country. So he spent a month in the library, found a dead mouse, and then gave it an authentic Viking funeral on a boat he made out of popsicle sticks.
And no trip to Seattle is complete without a trip to Archie's.
The Pacific Science Center is also very good, Scarecrow is an excellent video store for obscure weird stuff, and I want to check out the Sci-Fi museum as well.
You'll upset Thers
It's actually a pretty neat picture.
This lady has a whole mess of these that are made up of small plastic or ceramic kids toys that she has posed.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dia...a/sets/1037024/
Yes, it's strange.
I like it anyway.
This same individual also once told us how he got really bored on a summer vacation in the country. So he spent a month in the library, found a dead mouse, and then gave it an authentic Viking funeral on a boat he made out of popsicle sticks.
If you ever have this guy over for a visit, be sure to keep him entertained AT ALL TIMES.
Eli--best place I've ever seen for graphic novels is Paris.
I don't understand why Eschacon II and III doesn't consist of all of you coming to my house with bacon.
Dr. Uncle Cap'n Mr. Goto-san | 04.02.06 - 1:05 am | #
Okay, that's a new one to me.
Q) What's the difference between a piano and an oboe?
A) A piano burns longer.
found a dead mouse, and then gave it an authentic Viking funeral on a boat he made out of popsicle sticks.
Thers, Paterfamilias
Now that's sweet.
I do own a rubber chicken.
I have a rubber skeleton with removable squeaking loaf of viscera.
I have, uh, well there's, ummm,
I got nuthin'.
Eli, Thers--guys like him can clearly be left alone in a room with a minimum of materials, and trouble will find him.
Sarah, When I was little, we'd have squirrel and eggs with squirrel gravy for breakfast. If you were the quietest at the table, you'd get first dibs on the squirrel brain or tongue.
Squirrel brains as a carrot for quiet discipline...that's some fucked up shit, but here I am.
He'll start reciting that thing he learned at the moustache parade.
I am so hip I don't even get the in jokes I'm involved in.
Eli--have you seen the meat motif household decor?
Those liberal alarmists at the New York Times are at it again:
April 2, 2006
Civilians in Iraq Flee Mixed Areas as Killings Rise
By EDWARD WONG and KIRK SEMPLE
BAGHDAD, Iraq, April 1 — The war in Iraq has entered a bloodier phase, with American casualties steadily declining over the past five months while the killings of Iraqi civilians have risen tremendously in sectarian violence, spurring tens of thousands of Iraqis to flee from mixed Shiite-Sunni areas.
The new pattern, detailed in casualty and migration statistics and in interviews with American commanders and Iraqi officials, has led to further separation of Shiite and Sunni Arabs, moving the country toward a de facto partitioning along sectarian and ethnic lines — an outcome that the Bush administration has doggedly worked to avoid over the past three years.
Okay, that's a new one to me.
I got that one from a faux soprano. Helluva funny lady.
Squirrel brains as a carrot for quiet discipline
Without a doubt, the most breathtakingly original arrangement of English vocabulary I've read in ages.
George--you can keep them coming. According to baby brother, musicians should laugh at themselves, because there's so much raw material to work with.
Tiny Porcelain Mouse--at least you knew what you were being fed.
Didn't matter at my house--everything was mostly grey, shapeless and tasteless.
Eli--have you seen the meat motif household decor?
Noo...
The war in Iraq has entered a bloodier phase, with American casualties steadily declining over the past five months blah blah blah blah blah
It's going great! Victory is ours!!!
George--you can keep them coming.
Okay.
Q) How do you make a guitarist play slowly?
A) Put music in front of him.
Q) How do you make him stop?
A) Put notes on it.
Or another favorite:
Q) What do you call a musician whose just broken up with his girlfriend?
A) Homeless.
I am so hip I don't even get the in jokes I'm involved in.
Thers, Paterfamilias
Homer: We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears.
Crowd: We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears.
Lenny: Hey, that's a pretty catchy chant. Where did you hear it?
Homer: Oh, I heard it at the mustache parade they have every year.
-- "Much Apu About Nothing"
I went to a similiar sort of store in Chicago once - not that I remember the name of it. It had vast old cabinets with hundreds of drawers, each filled with toys and..what you call it..novelties. I bought a Nunzilla sort of thing there for a friend who went to a Catholic school - I thought she was gonna pass out with joy.
It's got to be worth a pilgrimage to Seattle, and the vibe seems perfect.
Besides - it's a terrific city for a visit. It was just so damn mellow there it made me pine for rednecks.
Think I better hang it up.
Night, moonbats.
But let me know if there's any shooting in the face to be done.
Eli, a home decorating suggestion here.
Is there a firm date for Eschacon yet? Or is Labor Day weekend still nebulous?
Sarah D, Eli--mmm, roadkill.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere |
Sallyh, do you recall that "roadkill Cookbook" from a few yrs past?
(well, maybe more than a few...)
Definition of an optimist: An accordian player with a beeper.
I went to a similiar sort of store in Chicago once - not that I remember the name of it. It had vast old cabinets with hundreds of drawers, each filled with toys and..what you call it..novelties. I bought a Nunzilla sort of thing there for a friend who went to a Catholic school - I thought she was gonna pass out with joy.
For my visit to Liberal Mountain, I got Thers bacon air fresheners, NYMary a Rosie The Riveter bobblehead (I think - it was a Rosie The Riveter *something*), and watertiger a boxing rabbi.
I repeat, Archie McPhee is *awesome*.
Tiny Porcelain Mouse--at least you knew what you were being fed.
Now I've had my share of, what Mom liked to call "Salmungrundy".
George--Vicki's going to let us know by Tax Day.
Eli, a home decorating suggestion here.
Sonofabitch - I was just looking for shower curtains, too.
Too late, tho.
Sarah D--I do indeed. Popular in TX--I was at Lake Travis and several volumes were prominently featured.
Sallyh, do you recall that "roadkill Cookbook" from a few yrs past?
My dad has canned roadkill.
(novelty item - I don't mean he's actually put roadkill in a can himself)
Eli--maybe it's not too late for the Sushi Trash Bin
--as a matter of fact, I do own a rubber chicken.
You say that like it's strange or sumpthin'.
I have one here..somewhere. It's a hard thing to rid yourself of.
Definition of an optimist: An accordian player with a beeper.
When I lived in Charleston, I saw a Symphony concert where they actually called in an accordianist from the upper Midwest for one particular number. Hell if I can remember what it was at the time, but I was impressed.
George--when I was in school, I played violin...surely there must be some mockery out there for us
Eli--maybe it's not too late for the Sushi Trash Bin
I could probably replace one of my generic trashcans...
George--Vicki's going to let us know by Tax Day.
Groovy. I can probably book U of Chicago for a recital around the same time.
mostly grey, shapeless and tasteless
Squirrel stew.
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The McPhee catalog does have some pretty odd products.
some examples.
Corn dog or T-bone air fresheners,
Human brain shaped aspic mold,
love rats,
gummy hearts.
Eli--you should order the Meat Shower curtain and keep it in reserve. Really, you should get rid of them before the mildew stains become permanent.
Quentin--Irish cooking.
George--when I was in school, I played violin...surely there must be some mockery out there for us
Just for you, Sallyh,
Q) What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
A) There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.
I fine bottle of Two Paddocks has been opened.
The McPhee catalog does have some pretty odd products.
some examples.
Corn dog or T-bone air fresheners,
Human brain shaped aspic mold,
love rats,
gummy hearts.
Is this a great country or what?
Really, you should get rid of them before the mildew stains become permanent.
If it's a mildew stain, it's permanent.
-- "Much Apu About Nothing"
Marcia Brady
Oh......
Is that a popular show?
George--probably some truth in that
Sallyh,
More here.
I like bacon.
"Why is a violinist like a SCUD missile?
Both are offensive and inaccurate. "
That one's great
Irish cooking.
We have cooking?
Is McPhees one of the stores that are in this rambling old multi story brick building in downtown Seattle?
I think it is. One thing I noticed in that part of the city, was that many of the street musicans who played around there were actually good.
My new post just went up about the new trend in sectarian strife in Iraq and why it is time to withdraw now.
TPM--there are chemicals to remove mildew stains, but they'll pretty much remove the shower curtain as well.
I'm looking at a Jesus Playing Basketball With Kids ceramic statue that has a slogan on it : "Jesus Is My Coach" ..from their website.
It's a thing of beauty, I'm telling you. And some people in my family would probably appreciate it. Which is a little scary.
George--I remember being told one that pianos were invented so musicians would have a place to set their beers.
I play organ for an Episcopalian church too. Love this particular one:
The organ is the instrument of worship for in its sounding we sense the Majesty of God and in its ending we know the Grace of God.
True story: The best compliment I ever received was this past summer. I accompanied the Charleston Symphony chamber chorus in Mozart's Coronation Mass for a High Anglican church in town. I'd been playing for a small Presbyterian church regularly. At the end of the Mass, one of the deacons shook my hand and said: "You are wasted on the Presbyterians."
TPM--there are chemicals to remove mildew stains, but they'll pretty much remove the shower curtain as well.
I just throw mine away.
Husband attacked his wife with six frozen squirrels
http://www.sitella.co.uk/sidelin...rls/
attack.html
Troops Armor Up With Bulletproof Glass
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/
...agewanted=print
Filed at 11:57 p.m. ET
RAMADI, Iraq (AP) -- The 21-year-old gunner was standing atop the turret of a Humvee called Frankenstein's Monster when the bomb exploded on the ground beside him, sending a wave of sizzling shrapnel and ball-bearings toward his head.
Knocked down inside his vehicle by the blast, Spc. Richard Sugai regained consciousness minutes later and realized he was lucky to be alive. His savior: a glass cocoon of 2-inch thick bulletproof windshields he had welded around the top of his turret three days earlier.
Troops mockingly call the modification ''Pope Glass'' because it brings to mind the ballistic-proof glass box the late Pope John Paul II traveled in after being wounded in a 1981 assassination attempt.
etc.
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President AWOL couldn't care less.
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At the end of the Mass, one of the deacons shook my hand and said: "You are wasted on the Presbyterians."
Did they then tell you to get drunk, chop off a finger, and torture the Catholics?
Because if so, I'd have heard you play...
Katherine Harris' campaign is imploding
I remember being told one that pianos were invented so musicians would have a place to set their beers.
I've played enough bar gigs to verify that one.
Lucky Ducky--Jesus is mostly into brackets, not playing the game.
I wonder if his money was on Florida.
Supposedly Jascha Heifetz proposed that he be given top billing, above pianist Artur Rubinstein and cellist Gregor Piatigorsky in the fabled "Million Dollar Trio".
Tradition dictates that such trios are called by the pianist's name first, then the violinist, then the cellist.
"Jascha," Rubinstein told Heifetz, "if you were God, the trio would be called Rubinstein/God/Piatigorsky."
"You are wasted on the Presbyterians."
...amongt 4 to 5 hundred beer cans in our underwear, we'd play for the Presbyterians on their way to Luby's.
At the end of the Mass, one of the deacons shook my hand and said: "You are wasted on the Presbyterians."
What a priceless quote.
My 86 year old mother is the child of a Methodist minister and she's still very competitive about other faiths. She would love that story.
Did they then tell you to get drunk, chop off a finger, and torture the Catholics?
No one has to tell me to get drunk.
As for torturing Catholics, well, I went through 12 years of their school system , so I'm rather conflicted on that count.
BTW, a belated congratulations on Sean Patrick's arrival.
Russert makes an utter fool of himself on his show with Al Franken.
Utter.
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/dia...a/sets/1037024/
Yes, it's strange.
I like it anyway.
真Doug 真
wow. Loved that. Thanks!!
"Jascha," Rubinstein told Heifetz, "if you were God, the trio would be called Rubinstein/God/Piatigorsky."
Classic. I can't believe I've never heard that one before. I'll have to email my former prof to see if he has.
I fried up a pound of bacon this morning. I have the perfect deep 8 quart pot for doing it. The grease doesn't pop out onto the stove top.
Russert makes an utter fool of himself on his show with Al Franken.
Sky blue, grass green.
Katherine Harris' campaign is imploding
Did you say imploding?...
http://video.google.com/videopla...plosion&
pl=true
Shove it up your a*s conservatives!
I wonder if his money was on Florida.
Okay, maybe THAT was my problem. Both the teams I liked got crushed.
I like Florida, though. I figure that Joakim Noah kid must drive right-wingers crazy.
My 86 year old mother is the child of a Methodist minister and she's still very competitive about other faiths.
I used to play for the Methodists too, some 10 years ago. My take on them at the time is that they couldn't decide if they were Lutherans or Baptists.
I took one of my nephews to a Detroit Symphony Young Peoples Concert last weekend. The theme was mechanical devices, and they brought one of the percussionists forward to play a typewriter for one of the pieces. First they had to explain to all the kids what a typewriter was!
As for torturing Catholics, well, I went through 12 years of their school system , so I'm rather conflicted on that count.
Hee hee.
Why Catholic music in the States is so awful is a mystery. But man was the organ a painful thing when I was growing up.
See you guys from Utah tomorrow night. I hope Snowbird sells liquor.
Why Catholic music in the States is so awful is a mystery. But man was the organ a painful thing when I was growing up.
Listen to Pipe Dreams on NPR. Good organists are truly a godsend. As for Catholic music in the states, I have no defense. I've played some of that awful guitar crap. Centuries of transcendent chant and polyphony out the window like so much bathwater. Part of what's drawn me to the Episcopalians is that wonderful, wonderful Anglican music. If ever an atheist were eligible for canonization, Vaughan Williams would get my vote.
My take on them at the time is that they couldn't decide if they were Lutherans or Baptists.
I haven't been a regular church-goer in decades but they can be pretty conflicted, themselves. Which I like, actually.
I happened to attend a very large Methodist church in a very conservative suburb one Sunday on the very day the wingnuts were gathered across town for that "Justice Sunday" nonsense. The minister worked in a comment during his sermon that he believed the government had its place, the church had its place and he didn't want them mixed.
I damn near cheered out loud.
I love to sing (I make no claims about the quality), so I was always a bit of an anomoly at Mass.
I went 8 yrs. to Catholic school, then to "pagan" high school. I discovered that the nuns weren't any weirder than my HS lay teachers - and that was at the honors high school.
Sometimes I miss the days when I was smart. [sigh]
The Methodists live in the wilderness. I like Methodists. Hell, if it weren't for the Methodists, Owen probably wouldn't have practiced "The Shot" so much.
I haven't been a regular church-goer in decades but they can be pretty conflicted, themselves. Which I like, actually.
I was watching a really fascinating PBS doco on the Appalachians that I'd Tivo'd. I guess the deal with Wesley and the Methodists is that they reacted against the harsh predeterminism of the Calvinist Baptists and Presbyterians. I guess I'd never realized that before.
Talking cats!...
http://video.google.com/videopla...ing+cat&
pl=true
I love to sing (I make no claims about the quality), so I was always a bit of an anomoly at Mass.
The Catholic church where I spent my formative years was an anomoly in that the entire congregation sang with enthusiasm and without apology. I gained an early appreciation for hymnody through that church.
I guess the deal with Wesley and the Methodists is that they reacted against the harsh predeterminism of the Calvinist Baptists and Presbyterians. I guess I'd never realized that before.
It's been about....40 years, probably since I studied all that. I considered attending a class in Methodist history and comparative religions - just didn't get around to it. "Sociology of Religion" was my favorite course in college so I'd probably enjoy it.
My great-great-grandfather, grandfather and uncle are/were all ministers. I've known so many incredible Methodist preachers - I just can't get het up for attending church. But we have great conversations and they're kind enough put up with pestering questions.
Hymnody kinda killed this. Is that a sort of vibratory oooommmmmmm?
Hymnody kinda killed this. Is that a sort of vibratory oooommmmmmm?
The late hour killed this. And hymnody is just a five dollar word for the hymnbook.
Speaking of singing in church - I hope people have seen Eddie Izzard's bit on the utter glumness of white Christian droning/singing.
It's so true , especially from small churches I remember growing up, and so funny, it might make you cry.
And on that note - g'night, folks. Thanks. That was enjoyable.
We have a pretty decent guitar Mass at my Parish at the 9:30 Sunday service.
For all of you NE Ohioans, there is a very informal gathering scheduled for April 15. Invited guests include Sherrod Brown, Ted Strickland, Lorraine Fende and Lew Katz. Check out the democratic party website for details.
Good night from here as well.
Did someone say Katherine Harris?
Cspan is playing the President's weekly radio address.
Bush says the allegations of some politicians in washington, that the tax cuts are ruining the economy, are false.
Tax Relief has led to a booming economy.
Mr. Neff, you have a gift.
The late hour (kinda shoved forward a bit) can't help but remind me of a lost hour last weekend. Damn, I wish I had it back. Darkest hours writing blank checks on our souls.
Bush says if the tax cuts are not made permanent
the economy will implode.
Bush wants to make it so you can keep more of what you earn.
Centuries of transcendent chant and polyphony out the window like so much bathwater
It really is inexplicable. I haven't studied the issue so I'm only guessing. But... the American Catholic Church was organized along lines laid down by the Irish church. Diocesan lines to this day reflect Irish immigration patterns more than anything else. Now, the Irish church was not unmusical, but was also extremely conservative. The need to maintain very strict hierarchies resulted in an unwillingness to maintain any other criteria besides obedience...
So American church music went stale by the 1930s and stayed that way.
Just guessing, but I bet I'm right.
Tax cuts lower the cost of capital.
Who knows best how to use your money?Politicians in Washington, or You.
"The steadily worsening situation in southern Afghanistan is not the work of some ineffable Al Qaeda nebula. It is the result of the real depredations of the corrupt and predatory government officials whom the United States ushered into power in 2001, supposedly to help fight Al Qaeda, and has assiduously maintained in power since, along with an "insurgency" manufactured whole cloth across the border in Pakistan--a U.S. ally. The evidence of this connection is abundant: Taliban leaders strut openly around Quetta, Pakistan, where they are provided with offices and government-issued weapons authorization cards; Pakistani army officers are detailed to Taliban training camps; and Pakistani border guards constantly wave self-proclaimed Taliban through checkpoints into Afghanistan.
But beleaguered Afghans have a hard time getting U.S. political and military officials to focus on these two factors, which feed on each other. U.S. personnel cling to the fictions that Afghans are responsible for the local officials who rule over them--despite the overwhelming moral and material support the United States has provided these officials--and that the Pakistani government is cooperating in the war on terror. And so the Afghan villagers, frightened, vulnerable, and disillusioned, are obliged to come to terms with the "fairies who come at night."
This state of affairs is so bewildering that Kandaharis have reached an astonishing conclusion: The United States must be in league with the Taliban. They reason that America, with its power and riches, could bring an end to the "insurgency" in a month, if it so chose. They figure that America remains a close and munificent ally of Pakistan, the country that is sponsoring the "insurgency," and so the continuing violence must be a deliberate element of U.S. policy. The point is not whether there is any factual basis for this notion, it's that everyone here believes it. In other words, in a stunning irony, much of this city, the Taliban's former stronghold, is disgusted with the Americans not because of their Western culture, but because of their apparent complicity with Islamist extremists. "
http://www.thebulletin.org/
artic..._ofn=ma06chayes
.So American church music went stale by the 1930s and stayed that way.
Amy Grant and the age of pushing the "play" button would disagree.
Tax cuts lower the cost of capital.
TAX CUTS LOWER THE COST OF CAPITAL.
tax cuts lower the cost of capital.
Attacking Iran May Trigger Terrorism
U.S. Experts Wary of Military Action Over Nuclear Program
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...6040100981.html
As tensions increase between the United States and Iran, U.S. intelligence and terrorism experts say they believe Iran would respond to U.S. military strikes on its nuclear sites by deploying its intelligence operatives and Hezbollah teams to carry out terrorist attacks worldwide.
Iran would mount attacks against U.S. targets inside Iraq, where Iranian intelligence agents are already plentiful, predicted these experts. There is also a growing consensus that Iran's agents would target civilians in the United States, Europe and elsewhere, they said...
But terrorism experts considered Iranian-backed or controlled groups -- namely the country's Ministry of Intelligence and Security operatives, its Revolutionary Guards and the Lebanon-based Hezbollah -- to be better organized, trained and equipped than the al-Qaeda network that carried out the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.
TAX CUTS LOWER THE COST OF CAPITAL.
PERMANENT TAX CUTS WILL PERMANENTLY LOWER THE COST OF CAPITAL.
WorldCom files largest bankruptcy ever
http://money.cnn.com/2002/07/19/...com_bankruptcy/
Enron Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection
http://www.thestreet.com/comment...s/
10004757.html
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Walter, out of character:
As I need a hobby, I've decided to open a CafePress shop. It will feature designs of a political nature all in the style of the Thirties and Forties. I'm going to start with upbeat posters, mini-posters, and cards for all the major Democratic 2006 and 2008 contenders. If you have a request, just let me know. A little late your time to post this, but that's the way it goes. Although I am a generous man, alas, all proceeds will go to my wine collection.
Jack repeating yourself doesn't make what you say true.
Amy Grant and the age of pushing the "play" button would disagree.
I meant the Catholic music...
Amy Grant is evey bit as good as 1984 era Van Halen.
Other US companies, that are staggering under the bush economy; Delphi, GM, Ford.
I'll be attending a meeting of Catholic Church lay leaders on Thursday and another on the 22d. Our Bishop will be present at both meetings. I am free to say pretty much whatever I want. There are a lot of disaffected Catholics here. What message (constructive please) might I convey?
Here's how capitalism works.
There are thousands of pent up ideas, innovations, and production techniques out there with PROVEN PROFITABILITY.
However, they are not being implemented because capital is too expensive.
THEREFORE, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS LOWER THE COST OF CAPITAL.
New thread above.
New thread.
[shakes head, rubs eyes] Scully, I think we lost an hour.
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Amy Grant is evey bit as good as 1984 era Van Halen.
Van Halen, at least...
Nevermind.
There are a lot of disaffected Catholics here. What message (constructive please) might I convey?
That I am mad at the church, but whatever ties I still have to it owe solely to the few priests I remember who were kind. These were two. They listened and were there for my family and did not judge at difficult times.
These two outnumber for me the dozens who tried to make me and mine listen to them, and damn the lot else.
The American Catholic leadership needs to decide if their mission is to serve or to lead. If they choose to lead, they will be obsolete in 15 years. If they choose to serve, and learn how, they will do good. Period.
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Stinkin', lying, fat ugly liberals infesting America. "Honey! Get the roach spray!".
Kauft Rosen, liebt euch!
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