I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Accountability!
Let's hear it for the Grey Lady. Maybe she's back for good.
First!
Oooooo, the Washing-Post and the Times een a preeessy slap-fight, thees weel be muy divertido, no?
so.
Bush presidency: FIERY EASTER VIGIL WRECK!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....squirrel......weeeeeeeee
eeeeeeee
NY Times has been outslapping WaPo fairly consistently lately.
Someone at the Times ate their Wheaties today.
A bad leak? I can recommend some good plumbers...
I wonder who wrote this oped.
Oooo. Interparty wars!
Got popcorn?
How much easier it is to talk with the cock out of one's mouth! I think the Times has learned a lesson.
Ta da!
Anyway, decent editorials are the least we can now ask from the Times, after their utterly shitty reporting of the past few years.
Meanwhile...
A semi-popular British broadcaster cancels his own CRUCIFIXION --
And blames God for his decision!
No joke...
Wow! When did the Times' balls drop?
Ain't neither one of them papers worth a pinch o'pupshit.
Just sayin'...
A bad fuck is better than no fuck at all.
He has run one of the most secretive administrations in American history, consistently withholding information and vital documents not just from the public, but also from Congress.
Ok. Now I'm really pissed! Where's the rope?
It is much easier to talk without objects in one's mouth other than the one that was designed to be there. Not as much fun, given the right occasion, granted, but...easier.
I guess the Times is feeling a little like the virgin who gives it up on Prom Night to the guy who turns out to be a real prick. Oh well!
A semi-popular British broadcaster cancels his own CRUCIFIXION --
Oh. My. Flying. Spaghetti. Monster.
I'm almost sorry this thread opened
up...some of the slapdowns of dipshit
downstairs were making me laugh to
my soul....
Even calling it a leak is too generous. It was a calculated lie.
Ok. Now I'm really pissed! Where's the rope?
Don't forget the torches. Every hanging party needs torches.
Sarah Deere, for joo:
¡Squeerells Go Wheeeeeee!
so.
Paging Fred Hiatt, Fred Hiatt to the white "You Just Got Pwn3d" courtesy phone...
I guess the Times is feeling a little like the virgin who gives it up on Prom Night to the guy who turns out to be a real prick.
To quote Hightower, my feelings for the NYTimes are mixed, like seeing my 16-year-old daughter come home from prom carrying a Gideons bible.
Never fear! I have not ended by spirited endefensement of the primities of the Barbary coast. To say nothing of the bushmen!
A bad fuck is better than no fuck at all.
"Are you done?"
Wow. That is one scathing op ed.
Did they read the angry op ed at the post as well?
her poised and tiny but sharp scissors approached the plastic feedbag hooked up to the needle in the man's arm with no nurses on duty who would notice the drip?
To say nothing of the bushmen!
And the Pygmies!
A semi-popular British broadcaster cancels his own CRUCIFIXION --
I'm picking up the faint smell of p*ssy coming from across the Atlantic.
not to mention the Cannibals of the Fiji Isles...
"Are you done?"
watertiger, very peeved
"I uh, gotta run"
A bad fuck is better than no fuck at all.
NTodd, Pfffter
I must respectfully disagree, but I am older and have a different perspective.
SD
"Are you done?"
That reminds me of a joke...
This is hilarious. The lefties are all atwitter at the Gray lady's attempt at propaganda.
they could not dispute fact, so they have to advance this tripe on the opinion pages.
Pathetic.
Ken Mehlman's sparkly eyes make my heart go pitter-pat.
they could not dispute fact, so they have to advance this tripe on the opinion pages.
What facts could we not dispute?
A bad fuck is better than no fuck at all.
NTodd, Pfffter
Spoken like a man.
dipshit
GFY.
What part of that do you not understand?
The divinty of our Lord and Savior George Christ should not be doubted on the eve of his ressurection! Oh the irreverence and the simony!
smell my fingers, dipshit.
But the version of the facts that Mr. Libby was authorized to divulge was so distorted that it seems more like disinformation than any sincere attempt to inform the public.
Heh indeedy.
A bad fuck is better than no fuck at all.
NTodd, Pfffter
I must respectfully disagree, but I am older and have a different perspective.
SD
Sarah Deere | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 10:15 pm | #
i must concur with sarah (my) deere
Sarah Deere, for joo:
¡Squeerells Go Wheeeeeee!
so.
¡El Gato Negro!
¡El Gato Negro!
I know!!!!! I LOVE that!!!!!
Thanks
mom used to keep us inside until after 3:00 pm on Good Friday.
And don't play in the front yard at all she said.
The prose of Ben Domenech is the prosiest prose of all. I await my beloved Ben Domenech's next dispatch with breathless anticipation.
I'm thinking at this year's Eschacon we need to have a "Whack A Troll" contest. Maybe we can invite Toby, AnnieAnti-Christ or the aptly named Dipshit.
A bad fuck is better than no fuck at all.
NTodd, Pfffter
I must respectfully disagree, but I am older and have a different perspective.
It was a joke. Phila might remember the story about what 'routing' means in Oz...
I'm almost sorry this thread opened
up...some of the slapdowns of dipshit
downstairs were making me laugh to
my soul....
steve simels | 04.15.06 - 10:12 pm | #
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Oh, my. I'd better reread everything. I didn't realize I'd been slapped down. The rules must be different here in BizarroWorld.
Epistle to dipshit: identify *one* distortion or untrue statement in the NYTimes piece and provide a link to support it. You are such a racist little liar.
Hey! Did Olaf pick up his bike today?
And when you play it must be crucifixion-related.
Oohhh, Ninja Moses.
Is anyone else watching Henry Rollins?
"But most of all, Ann, you will SHUT THE FUCK UP."
And when you play it must be crucifixion-related.
kei & yuri
!!!!!!!!!!
A bad fuck is better than no fuck at all.
"Are you done?"
watertiger, very peeved
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exactly, either way.
back to the literal drawing board
'break' over
I'm thinking at this year's Eschacon we need to have a "Whack A Troll" contest. Maybe we can invite Toby, AnnieAnti-Christ or the aptly named Dipshit.
Monica_A: Super Badass Mother | 04.15.06 - 10:18 pm | #
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I'd love to take credit for coming up with this little moniker, Monica, but it was given me by someone at another blog.
"Are you done?"
That reminds me of a joke...
NTodd, Pfffter
Richard Thompson wrote a song called "Nearly In Love," which he would sometimes introduce in concert as: "Nearly In, Love?"
Spoken like a man.
Monica_A: Super Badass Mother
hey! not all of us...
smell my fingers, dipshit.
May I?
“God wanted me only to pray at the foot of my cross,” he sobbed, sinking to his knees and praying as local people and tourists started to boo.
This guy needs a good smacking. People spent their hard earned money to travel to see his ass nailed to a cross and what does he do? Wimp out.
but it was given me by someone at another blog
If the shoe fits....
Times mad! Times hate Post!! Times smash puny Post!!!
Richard Thompson wrote a song called "Nearly In Love," which he would sometimes introduce in concert as: "Nearly In, Love?"
That reminds me of another joke...
I'd love to take credit for coming up with this little moniker, Monica, but it was given me by someone at another blog.
dipshit
I can certainly understand why, dear.
is anyone else watching Henry Rollins?
"But most of all, Ann, you will SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Dr. Uncle Cap'n Mr. Goto-san | 04.15.06 - 10:19 pm
Where is this?
NTodd (if that's really you), we still love you. However, if the guy isn't going to try his best, don't try at all.
I didn't realize I'd been slapped down.
Maybe it's because you are such an "intolerate" that you don't see it...
Lou Siffer was the rather obvious name of an odious record executive who makes the rock superstars in a Jack Chick tract sign their contracts in blood. It was a special tract because, besides the kick-ass marijuana-enhancing lyrics "we're gonna rock, rock, rock with the rock," when Siffer is revealed to actually be Satan, red ink is used within the tract for his skin. Pretty cool.
smell my fingers, dipshit.
I can't. I am smelling my own.
Spoken like a man.
I WAS JOKING!
Geesh.
Now if you'll excuse me...
[cues up Minute Waltz on iPod]
but it was given me by someone at another blog
If the shoe fits....
FeralLiberal | 04.15.06 - 10:21 pm
**
..or if the foo shits
Epistle to dipshit: identify *one* distortion or untrue statement in the NYTimes
piece and provide a link to support it. You are such a racist little liar.
JeffCO | 04.15.06 - 10:18 pm | #
Seconded.
The idea that this amounted to a current, aggressive and continuing campaign to build nuclear weapons in 2002 — as Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney called it — is laughable.
All the news that's fit to print, eh?
Really, this display of unhinged anger by the Times is most unseemly...
I fuck women, weather they want it or not.
A troll whacking! Jubilation! I shall bring my shillelagh! Oh, the Irish! Those dirty whites have such endeavorishment.
It was a joke. Phila might remember the story about what 'routing' means in Oz...
NTodd, Pfffter
okedoke. I am an *extremely* literal person!!! I should have known better. I just thought you might have been in a "mood".
Apologies.
SD
[cues up Minute Waltz on iPod]
NTodd, Pfffter |
quantity != quality
NTodd (if that's really you), we still love you.
Whew!
I know sometimes it's hard to tell the difference with me...
Good evening.
Before I settle down with some board games, may I interest you in something to read?
PS: I've recently graduated from the Attaturk/NTodd School of Blogwhoring. Great program.
identify *one* distortion or untrue statement in the NYTimes
piece and provide a link to support it.
And when you're done you can blow Mr. Simels. By which, of course, I mean again.
The tracts are normally black and white.
Lou Siffer was the rather obvious name of an odious record executive who makes the rock superstars in a Jack Chick tract sign their contracts in blood. It was a special tract because, besides the kick-ass marijuana-enhancing lyrics "we're gonna rock, rock, rock with the rock," when Siffer is revealed to actually be Satan, red ink is used within the tract for his skin. Pretty cool.
kei & yuri
Lou Siffer also spells 'soul fire'
I'll say it again....
dipshit is the Little Sociopath(TM).
Where'd the anger go?
I just thought you might have been in a "mood".
I'm always in a "mood"!
quantity != quality
Yeah, I got that spam.
CSPAN-u next, Bush's childhood home. It's amazing that they can have a full half hour or so filming inside Bab's uterus.
It's all well and good that the NYT is comming out on htis. But they need to be out front on the war in Iran. If they want to redeem themselves, that is.
Atrios,
Just curious, are we talking about the WaPo editorial that contradicts its own reporting? [Perhaps you are referring to a second WaPo report/editorial which is outside the NYT piece, and not mentioned, and contradicts the NYT/WaPo reporting. ]
If that's not the case, I'll admit I've missed the point of suggesting the NYT told the Post to "kiss their @ss". Based solely on the link you provided, it appears the NYT is saying the opposite, quoting from the article you linked to: "We now know, from a report in The Washington Post, that a Pentagon team actually on the ground in Iraq inspecting the trailers had concluded two days earlier that they were nothing of the kind
The only reason you guys don't like
dipshit is because he's a woman and
an oily levantine.
Lou Siffer was the rather obvious name of an odious record executive who makes the rock superstars in a Jack Chick tract sign their contracts in blood.
Siffer? That's not Jewish.
I can't believe he's really a record executive or Satan...
..or if the foo shits
dipshit | 04.15.06 - 10:22 pm |
clearly he is our superior in wit, elegance and collecting tail. all night long the ladies shriek his name.
It's clear that God lent his hand to the making of The Passion of The Christ.
CSPAN-u next, Bush's childhood home.
How did they get permission to film in Hell?
Yeah, I got that spam.
NTodd, Pfffter
I most sincerely hope I have not offended you.
Where'd the anger go?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Of course, instead of waiting for dippy to provide some evidence, I may as well try and catch the wind.
Lou Siffer also spells 'soul fire'
No it doesn't.
both 'soul fire' and 'louse' can be gleaned from 'Lou Siffer'
those clever little fanatics at chick tracts
So let it be written - so let it be done!
I'll say it again....
dipshit is the Little Sociopath(TM).
steve simels | 04.15.06 - 10:24 pm | #
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....and you'd be wrong....again.
Ah, I feel a mergencement of embiggened proportionality! I am an underbridge dweller of excellenicy.
constant - times editorial board to post editorial board
actually, if I may, the Aussies pronounce "rout" differently.
It's "rooting" that means screwing. As in "rooting for one's team."
/pedant
Wow, was that really the New York Times? Did they get a new editor when I wasn't looking?
Clearly Deborah Howell of the Post is insane. I have done a clinical diagnosis of her based on skills I acquired watching Dr. Bill Frist. Here's my full diagnosis.
So the rest of you, lay off this poor hapless woman.
completely unrelated:
i remember one easter when we found an egg from the previous year.
(edited to make that clear)
This is all well and good, but what is important is what the ombudsman has to say about this. That's the opinion that counts.
completely unrelated:
i remember one easter when we found an egg from the previous year.
dirk gently,sociopathetic
nice
I am Jack's rotting grey matter.
It's clear that God lent his hand to the making of The Passion of The Christ.
jack | 04.15.06 - 10:25 pm |
Indeed. Jim Cavaziel was struck by lightning three times during the production, in part thanks to Mel's brilliant plan if sticking him on a high wooden stick during stormy weather. In a move Stalin or Trotsky would take deep pride in, this fact was bandied about by the churchies as proof of God's endorsement of the flick.
I can't believe he's really a record executive or Satan...
And the difference is... what, exactly?
actually, if I may, the Aussies pronounce "rout" differently.
It's "rooting" that means screwing. As in "rooting for one's team."
/pedant
Ahem. That's part of my funny story...
The only reason you guys don't like dipshit is because he's a woman and an oily levantine.
I assumed he was an oily variety bohunk.
Where'd the anger go?
Was someone angry?
If that's not the case, I'll admit I've missed the point of suggesting the NYT told the Post to "kiss their @ss".
The NYT is using the WaPo reporting to yell back at the WaPo editorial page's "A Good Leak" piece.
Thers,
Are you aware that you're the ref at a drinking contest at Eschacon?
all night long the ladies shriek his name.
Deep sheet!
Deep sheet!
Henry Rollins has a show on IFC.
Tonight he had a "letter to Ann Coulter" in which he proposed she give up her current gig and accept his offer to employ her as a sycophant, love slave, and chambermaid.
Then he told her what her most important duty would be.
It's "rooting" that means screwing. As in "rooting for one's team."
Note to self: dress appropriately for Australian sporting events.
i remember one easter when we found an egg from the previous year.
That's what Babs said when GW popped out!
Satan is more honest, respectable and tasteful.
I most sincerely hope I have not offended you.
Pffft! The only time I get offended is when somebody says I'm a troll or a homophobe. Call me an asshole and I'll own that.
bad leaks make terrible soup.
I would love to take Ann Coulter's sweet virginity from her. Oh those legs! Oh those cheekbones! Oh that adam's apple!
Not as much fun, given the right occasion, granted, but...easier.
Sarah Deere
I'm sprung...
Indeed. Jim Cavaziel was struck by lightning three times during the production, in part thanks to Mel's brilliant plan if sticking him on a high wooden stick during stormy weather.
God was, of course, aiming for Mel but has a tendency toward "high and wide" as his career winds down.
It's "rooting" that means screwing. As in "rooting for one's team."
Note to self: dress appropriately for Australian sporting events.
Thers, Restored
Or undress, as the case may be.
Where'd the anger go?
Was someone angry?
masculine_monica_nyc | 04.15.06 - 10:28 pm | #
You must have missed the earlier "angry leftists" thread. Lots of anger. In contrast, right wingers don't get angry, dontcha know?
Thers,
Are you aware that you're the ref at a drinking contest at Eschacon?
He's chairing another panel discussion?
speaking of 'the year before...'
this is a 'newfie' joke so pardon me:
Did you hear about the skeleton they found in the tree outside St. Johns?
turns out she was the winner of the 1936 'Hide and Go Seek' contest....
Henry Rollins has a show on IFC.
Tonight he had a "letter to Ann Coulter" in which he proposed she give up her current gig and accept his offer to employ her as a sycophant, love slave, and chambermaid.
Then he told her what her most important duty would be.
Dr. Uncle Cap'n Mr. Goto-san | 04.15.06 - 10:29 pm | #
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Wow..that Henry Rollis is something, isn't he?
henry rollins sounds so angry
Apparently Bogard, Missouri is in the path of the tornado. Sadly they stopped talking about the bounded weak echoes.
It's "rooting" that means screwing. As in "rooting for one's team."
Note to self: dress appropriately for Australian sporting events.
Thers, Restored
Or undress, as the case may be.
dipshit | 04.15.06 - 10:31 pm
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That Steve Simels...what a hoot!
Bloody damned astounding!
Apparently Bogard, Missouri is in the path of the tornado. Sadly they stopped talking about the bounded weak echoes.
The Old Man From Scene 24
say whaaa?
God was, of course, aiming for Mel but has a tendency toward "high and wide" as his career winds down.
which reminds me - while on vacation we ran into a group of baptists from beumont, tx who had suffered pretty badly from hurricane damage. i kept wanting to ask what they thought about pat roberston's pronouncements, but they seemed like such nice folks i couldn't do it.
after the humiliation that the lefty blogosphere has heaped upon the washington post why on earth would anyone give them an interview on the life of a blogger? of course it was going to be a hit piece
Weird how the NYT talks about Miller like she worked at some other publication. In fact , the whole essence of the Times story seems so focused on telling the post to GFIS and Here's what a real paper Thinks ,You Punks, it's reborn without any culpability in anything that's gone wrong. I mean , Domench , ok, but Miller and her long-suffering unholy alliance with the Bosses at the NYT far outweighs one pre-pubescent deceptionist.The Times ,me thinks, too easily forgives itself
Well done to the NYT sincerely, but where you been ,and is that it?
Shorter Gail Collins: K.M.R.I.A.
(with apologies to James Joyce)
henry rollins sounds so angry
Which is why the GOP will win in 2006, 2008 and 2012. Oh, and Angry Atrios will help.
Whenever I think about Ann Coulter, I deploy the old felafel.
Sadly they stopped talking about the bounded weak echoes.
The Old Man From Scene 24
You sure that wasn't "wee geckos" ?
What a great piece:
This is hardly the first time we've been told that intelligence reports contradicting administration doctrine somehow did not make it to Mr. Bush's desk.
Why change a strategy that has worked so well in the past?
Since Mr. Bush regularly denounces leakers, the White House has made much of the notion that he did not leak classified information, he declassified it. This explanation strains credulity.
Only in the reality-based community.
To declassify an intelligence document, officials have to decide whether disclosing the information would jeopardize the sources that provided it or the methods used to gather it. To answer that question, they closely study the origins of the intelligence to be disclosed. Had Mr. Bush done that, he should have seen that the most credible information made it clear that the Niger story was wrong.
Thank you!
PS: I've recently graduated from the Attaturk/NTodd School of Blogwhoring. Great program.
Still may not qualify you for the watertiger graduate program in blogwhoring.
Shorter Gail Collins: K.M.R.I.A.
KMFDM?
Uh, dipshit....we're still waiting
for your rebuttal of the Times piece.
Judith Miller, who then worked for The Times
Do you get the feeling that Gail Collins got a very deep sense of satisfaction from using the past tense?
There will be a drinking contest between myself (an Eagles fan) and Nim (fan of the New Evil Patriots). He offended me and my favorites sports team. He wimped out of mano e mano combat, so we will drink, but I've certain "rider" provisions that must first be met.
Sir and madam! You insult me. I am not a crackwhore who ensexened a horse for a SweetTart!
I am a proud reporter for the Washington Post.
Unfortunately, now they're running a promo clip about "Thank You for Smoking" and NO ONE, I mean NO ONE is saying ONE WORD about how fucking *God-awful* the reality that it describes is...just a bunch of mealy mouthed "Everyone expects this stuff now" diarrhea.
Henry Rollins is one of the worst poets I've ever read...
And I'll leave you with this:
"I will say this, that after we liberated Iraq, there was questions in people's minds about the basis on which I made statements, in other words, going into Iraq," Bush told students at Hopkins' School of Advanced International Studies. "And so I decided to declassify the NIE for a reason . . . I thought it was important for people to get a better sense for why I was saying what I was saying in my speeches."
/head spins
Later!!
Which is why the GOP will win in 2006, 2008 and 2012. Oh, and Angry Atrios will help.
NTodd, Pfffter
don't make me angry!
after the humiliation that the lefty blogosphere has heaped upon the washington post why on earth would anyone give them an interview on the life of a blogger? of course it was going to be a hit piece
I think the Washington Post takes bloggers too seriously.
Call me an asshole and I'll own that.
NTodd, Pfffter
So far, no need.
Thanks
SD
From The Times:
We now know, from a report in The Washington Post, that a Pentagon team actually on the ground in Iraq inspecting the trailers had concluded two days earlier that they were nothing of the kind.
Oohh! Nice bitchslap!
henry rollins is the head of the dnc, a senator from california, and the owner of a liberal media empire
The Washington Post editorial board's office is in Cheyenne, Wyoming, apparently.
Oh, can't wait to hear what Gail and Fred have to talk about at the next Kool Kidz cocktail party ...
The bizarre thing here is that the best reporting is coming out of the WaPo, courtesy of Bart Gellman and Walter Pincus. And their paper's editorial staff is doing its best collective Don Quixote impersonation.
Perhaps my memory-cortex of my brainsphere is malfunctionish, but wasn't Henry Rollins declared Republicish on a blog for his support of the militariny?
Still may not qualify you for the watertiger graduate program in blogwhoring.
watertiger, very peeved
I purposely left you out; pending my internship.
Call me an asshole and I'll own that.
NTodd, Pfffter
Why not just take a taxi?
Call me an asshole and I'll own that.
NTodd, Pfffter
Why not just take a taxi?
I prefer owning to renting.
henry rollins is batman.
You sure that wasn't "wee geckos" ?
Bounded Weak Echoes, they're talking about them again. They got this nifty vertical radar thingy... when you see a region of low rainfall bounded by high rain fall on either side of it on the vertical radar slice it indicates a strong updraft from a potential tornado.
Perhaps there's this equation:
NY Times = fantasy-based reporting and sometimes reality-based editorials;
Wa Po = fantasy-based editorials and sometimes reality-based reporting ...
Please don't slur Don Quixote.
henry rollins is the head of the dnc, a senator from california, and the owner of a liberal media empire
Well that's one fucking angry multi-ficto-tasking fuck.
From The Times:
We now know, from a report in The Washington Post, that a Pentagon team actually on the ground in Iraq inspecting the trailers had concluded two days earlier that they were nothing of the kind.
Oohh! Nice bitchslap!
Karin | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 10:35 pm | #
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From everywhere else, but the Times..there were two teams that said exactly the opposite.
henry rollins is history's greatest monster
stu,
that's about right. the political analysis/campaign coverage is crap at both, but otherwise the reporting at the POst is generally better.
Thers!
Something special for your Easter morning breakfast: strawberry flavor bacon!
I need you in my life, Jesus.
I can't live without you, Jesus
And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus
1. I designate NTodd to take my place in the contest as I am saving my kidneys for my diabetic cousin.
2. That's pretty much the extent of my rider provisions.
Henry Rollins has been in a lovely, lucid, and eloquent state of offpissment for many, many years, bless him.
Don't ever leave me, Jesus. I couldn't stand to see you go.
My heart would simply snap, my Lord, if you walked on out that door.
I promise I'll be good to you, and keep you warm at night.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just... shut off the lights.
From everywhere else, but the Times..there were two teams that said exactly the opposite.
What two teams? How 'bout a cite, bitch?
Thers!
And here are some handy bacon strip band-aids for all your first-aid needs!
Why not just take a taxi?
Perhaps a Taxi Zum Klo?
I love you, Jesus. I want you to walk with me
I'll take good care of you baby. Call you my baby, baby!
You died for my sins, and you know that I would die for you, right?
What's the matter, baby? You tremble at Jesus, baby!
Your love... is my life! You know when I’m without you, there's a black hole in my life! Oo-ohhh!
I wanna believe. It's all right, 'cause I get lonely in the night and it's up to you to
Save me! Jee...sus...bay-by! Oh Lord you are my Savior! You know I miss you so much when you are gone.
And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus
That seems incredibly inappropriate.
1. I designate NTodd to take my place in the contest as I am saving my kidneys for my diabetic cousin.
Uh...I'm saving my kidney for my mom.
I'm not kidding.
Good God, Thers! There is a vertible cornucopia of fun bacon products from which to choose.
Is someone name stealing Atrios , or is he drinking ...or is it the anger ?
And yes, dipshit , since simels 
has hung it up , I'll invite you to blow him in his stead . Since you're another of Those ...vile stains...
I was out dealing with the garden this afternoon and startled a whole bunch of wee geckos. They were going about their business and whoops! I intervened. It's a bad thing to interfere with ones geckos. At Easter.
Something special for your Easter morning breakfast: strawberry flavor bacon!
res ipsa loquitur
oh christ jesus, res, they've got fucking BANANA flavored "bacon" as well.
ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Rapture Index just rose several points!!!!!
And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus
That seems incredibly inappropriate.
Well, he did rise on the third day.
Aw, does somebody have a hankerin for some Pork Products?
Angry? You want angry?
That promo for ABC's utterly
irresponsible bird flu disaster
movie.
"Twenty million dead!!!!!
We're all gonna die!!!!!"
Man, that pisses me off. Sons of
bitches.
Uh...I'm saving my kidney for my mom.
Darn!
1. I designate... Thers to take my place in the drinking contest as I am saving my kidneys for my diabetic cousin.
that's about right. the political analysis/campaign coverage is crap at both, but otherwise the reporting at the POst is generally better.
Well, and, too, today's wasn't the Post's first "Angry Lefties" piece, I don't think, but, yeah, despite Boobie, they do seem to have some decent reporters ...
I'd buy the bacon bandages, though.
Save me! Jee...sus...bay-by! Oh Lord you are my Savior! You know I miss you so much when you are gone.
I was out dealing with the garden this afternoon and startled a whole bunch of wee geckos.
I saw a wee snake today, 10-12 inches long, very slender and completely green.
"offpissment". Hehheh.
I was out dealing with the garden this afternoon and startled a whole bunch of wee geckos.
My wife and I where leaving a restaurant, and a couple pidgeons where getting it on. Right out in the middle of the parking lot where everyone could see.
Told them to get a room.
Sarah Deere,
But would you buy this? You could use it to make a fine, fine jello dessert.
I saw a wee snake today, 10-12 inches long, very slender and completely green.
I don't usually condone killing animals, but snakes aren't really animals so feel free to cut it up. I don't like snakes. Snakes aren't good pets, good friends, and they give really lousy advice.
I was out dealing with the garden this afternoon and startled a whole bunch of wee geckos.
Insurance seminar?
Told them to get a room.
chris/tx | 04.15.06 - 10:44 pm | #
a room in a bird house?
Told them to get a room.
chris/tx
Where do you suppose they keep their wallets?
What two teams? How 'bout a cite, bitch?
Oooh, love when you do that ...
... in a manly, heterosexual kind of way, of course.
I was out dealing with the garden this afternoon and startled a whole bunch of wee geckos.
Geckos in gaucho pants?
[runs away quickly]
Rumsfeld is worth defending because, as Secretary of Defense in the Bush II administration, he has succeeded in ___________________________??
wingnuts? wingnuts? wingnuts?
Man, that pisses me off. Sons of
bitches.
steve simels | 04.15.06 - 10:42 pm |
But wait! What's that? It's a genuinely humanitarian help! It's a messiah who asks for nothing in return! No, it's Donald Rumsfailed! Who will save us all with his TamiFlu, in return for which he asks only a few million dollars!
[cartman voices]
Just a man, with a man's courage...
WaPo is like the WSJ - good reportage, incredibly insane and stupid editorial board.
From everywhere else, but the Times..there were two teams that said exactly the
opposite.
dipshit | 04.15.06 - 10:39 pm | #
How are the Plame and Wilson
indictments coming?
kei & yuri ...
This is for you -- an Easter present.
,My wife and I where leaving a restaurant, and a couple pidgeons where getting it on. Right out in the middle of the parking lot where everyone could see.
no shame. you should see what goes on on my fire escape.
sparrow orgies.
I don't usually condone killing animals, but snakes aren't really animals so feel free to cut it up. I don't like snakes. Snakes aren't good pets, good friends, and they give really lousy advice.
!!!
Poor dipshit - he comes and he posts on his own, and he leaves on his own, and he goes home and he cries and he wants to die.
Sarah Deere : laments not too deep , Grape and Cherry potato chips didn't last , and this too , Fruitmeat, shall pass into ignomy.
Poor dipshit - he comes and he posts on his own, and he leaves on his own, and he goes home and he cries and he wants to die.
"Have I mentioned that I cried today?"
Res,
He doesn't look like much of an action figure. Does he come with "Kung Fu grip" or "Karate chopping action"?
watertiger ...
My Easter gift to you.
Hear me, dread lord of darkness.
no shame. you should see what goes on on my fire escape.
sparrow orgies.
Ah, what the field biologists refer to as the cloacal kiss.
Poor dipshit - he comes and he posts on his own, and he leaves on his own, and he goes home and he cries and he wants to die.
So it is Toby Putzhole!
And here are some handy bacon strip band-aids for all your first-aid needs!
res ipsa loquitur
Must have NOW! The Guys'll be here before long, the ones who dig and cut and brick and drill and who hurt themselves horribly in bloody catastrophes on my front porch, 'causing me to go into Nurse GWPDA mode, with peroxide and cotton and antiseptic ointment - AND BACON BANDAIDS!!! Wooooo hoooo! Illegals love bacon bandaids!
Monica_A ...
You want action? Check out the gift I just gave watertiger. Sparks shoot out of its mouth.
GWPDA:
You have no idea how long I've been
trying to get into that bitches
pants.
NTodd, you have created a wiki re: Atriotisms etc. Could you do one for all the acronyms (IIRC, FOAD, IOKIARDI [is that right?]) - anyway, one of those translating thingys so some of us - and esp. noobs - could go to to deicpher these?
Many thanks/SD
My Easter gift to you.
heh. i already have a boxing rabbi puppet, courtesy of Eli...
Evening
NTodd, um...that would be in your *spare time*.
Coming up soon on THE TEN COMMANDMENTS:
Cinema's chastest orgy!!!!!
Poor dipshit - he comes and he posts on his own, and he leaves on his own, and he goes home and he cries and he wants to die.
JeffCO | 04.15.06 - 10:48 pm | #
There’s a blog, if he’d like to go
He could meet somebody who really loves him
You want action? Check out the gift I just gave watertiger.
Do you get the Japanese twins that sing when it needs to be awaken?
Monica A...
These are pretty good, too. I gave them to Not-Mister for Xmas one year.
Smooth gliding Jesus in an illustrated package!
s'lamat sori
thers-
My easter gift to you
http://www.mcphee.com/items/11561.html
heh. i already have a boxing rabbi puppet, courtesy of Eli...
I gave that to my friend Glen one year. He really dug it.
Shorter troll: I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.
If they had "Boxing Popes", life would be good.
NTodd, you have created a wiki re: Atriotisms etc. Could you do one for all the acronyms (IIRC, FOAD, IOKIARDI [is that right?]) - anyway, one of those translating thingys so some of us - and esp. noobs - could go to to deicpher these?
Yeah, I've been meaning to get back at that. And my business plan.
I don't usually condone killing animals, but snakes aren't really animals so feel free to cut it up. I don't like snakes. Snakes aren't good pets, good friends, and they give really lousy advice.
Monica_A: Super Badass Mother
This is wrong. I save snakes from the cats. they bring them in the house if the door is open.
Most are harmless.
Some are beautiful.
Sorry Monica_A
.
res,
I think Eli got it from Archie McPhee's.
Sweet Jesus on a Segue
or
Sweet Jesus in a Tube-Top .
Both are wonderfuly brought to us unworthies by the Digby in the last 2 weeks , I think .....
Say, is rorschach hiding? Has something happened about T__l___e?
I called Geico the other day to get off their junk mail list. It was particularly annoying that they send things addressed to my husband's ex, who has never lived in this state, let alone this house. So anyway, the guy on the phone was really funny. He totally blamed the gecko for the whole mixup.
Monica A...
There is a Pope Innocent III Action Figure for all your pope needs.
And my business plan
Can you do mine, while you're at it?
res, thank you.
Can you do mine, while you're at it?
Oh yeah, I'll do you...er, yours.
But would you buy this?
rtes - oh farking YEAH!!!!!!!!!! Dozens of them, for house gifts, birhday prese ts, bar- and bas- mitzvahs, whatever it is Xians celebrate as coming of age, Easter, 4th of July, Memorial Day...all those occasions when one needs that extra-special gift where uniqueness is required.
Hell, yes!!!
And brain-colored gelatin mix to go along with.
By the fucking truckload. Bring 'em on...!!!
Most are harmless.
Some are beautiful.
The one I saw was emerald green, it looked teh kewl.
Are you aware that you're the ref at a drinking contest at Eschacon?
Yes. I like contests.
Evening
DWD - Challenging the world | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 10:50 pm | #
Right back at ya.
okay, I draw the line at gummy hearts.
Oh yeah, I'll do you...er, yours.
hey now!
Ah, the climactic scene at Helm's Deep...
i saved a baby copperhead from my pool filter and released it in the chattahoochie. was that wrong?
The Passion of The Christ isn't long enough,
I don't want it to end,
I love watching this man suffer.
Those Times editorial writers sure do sound angry. Shrill, almost.
GWPDA, The last I heard from Rorschach he said there was no news and he was seeking legal counsel.
Since he had said he wanted to review my book I offered to let it go for a while. He said he wanted to continue on with his life.
Don't know beyond that.
Agave,
I respect you opinion, but let me tell you why I think snakes are bad, bad, bad animals:
1.Snakes aren't good pets
You can't play fetch with them. You can't put them on a leash and take them for a walk. And they stick their little forked tongues out.
2.They're no good friends
Have you ever seen any other animals playing with a snake? No!
3.They give really lousy advice.
One word: Eve!
I like contests.
Thers, Paterfamilias
How about duels?
Are you aware that you're the ref at a drinking contest at Eschacon?
good thing i won't be there. it would be no contest.
Yes. I like contests.
Great! You're also taking my place in the contest.
My easter gift to you
Uh, thanks...
This is so far offtopic as to be ludicrous -
But every damn thing on my property is in bloom It's just overwhelming - -Everything!- It's like this concentrated dose of spring that I must absorb for the next five days before the heat gets it and it gives in to being low and pale and tired. Every colour of red and pink and white, orange, yellow, coral, crimson, blue! violet, lavender, burgundy, lemon, everything! No, it won't last but another minute, but right now - hell, it's just astounding.
Thers,
I left you a few bacon-related posts upthread.
If you find snakes in your chattahoochie you might want to call someone.
Son ... of ... a .... bitch
The Times finally caught on????
Have you ever seen any other animals playing with a snake? No!
my cat plays with snales. they don't enjoy it much, but she doesn't hurt them (she did when she was younger)
Simels, where are you? I miss you.
The one I saw was emerald green, it looked teh kewl.
Saw a baby snake the other day, looked like one of the harmless variety.
Went to pick it up and throw it over the fence when the SOB curled up, damn baby rattler or copperhead (can't remember if copperheads curl before striking).
GWPDA, The last I heard from Rorschach he said there was no news and he was seeking legal counsel.
About what???????
Billmon is at it again. Man, he is on fire. His passion is scaring the hell out of me: there are few on the web whose opinions I respect more. Precious few.
I do think he sort of missed the point of how they actually damn someone by innuendo and cold observation, but still worth reading.
http://www.billmon.org
There is a Pope Innocent III Action Figure for all your pope needs.
and only $4.99!!!!
I haven't looked, res, but if you ever find this guy - St Martin de Porres, let me know. I first found a figurine of him - plastic, about three to 4" high, portrayed as a black man with a broom. Incredible.
Last time I was in Santa Fe, could find none such.
Went to pick it up and throw it over the fence when the SOB curled up, damn baby rattler or copperhead (can't remember if copperheads curl before striking).
See! Not nice.
Of course, the inaccurate report saying that the trailers were bioweapons labs was made public, immediately, while the accurate one was kept secret until a reporter found out about it.
Of course. It's so simple a small child could understand it.
He's dead.
(NOTICE -- HATE SITE)
Females create problems and then blame males. The more powerful the female, the more trouble she will cause.
It's a lurid hate site that made it to Something Awful's Awful Link of the Day, but unlike such hateful glories as Metzger's cartoon archive or the unchained pseudo-British fagosity of Thatcher THUNDERS!, this one goes way off on an angry tangent about women.
Shorter troll: I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.
JeffCO
Fuck off
.
(Melissa just told me to suck her dick)
The Promised Land looks an awful lot like SOuthern California in this movie, simels.
I respect you opinion, but let me tell you why I think snakes are bad, bad, bad animals:
I hope you're just being silly.
GWPDA,
I am not sure of the particulars but apparently whatever disease is causing him the medical problem has caused him to somehow get in trouble. He said they fired him. Not sure as to the actual reasons, but he felt there was sufficient cause to seek the help of a lawyer. (IIRC, several lawyers from this venue seconded his decision)
Hope that helps.
Copperheads do not curl before striking. But they smell like cucumbers.
Who wouldn't convert to neo-nazism with bons mots like these?
Even a monkey can be taught to eat with a knife and fork
The female imitates the male in order to disguise her defection from her natural functions
reasons snakes are nice:
they are very cool looking.
they give great hugs.
they don't pretend to be warm and fuzzy. snakes are honest.
they don't drool.
they don't track muddy footprints through the house.
i've never seen a snake give anyone the finger.
She's dead... wrapped in plastic.
ah, DWPDA - drink it in. Drinking in - and getting drunk on - the colors of spring is tantamount tob quaffing the wine of the gods and goddesses. Enjoy!!!
I live in PDX-OR, and we "do" spring here very, very well, and I, too, am sucking up great, greedy draughts of this fine, rare vintage.
Every colour of red and pink and white, orange, yellow, coral, crimson, blue! violet, lavender, burgundy, lemon, everything!
Take a piccy!
snakes rarely shoot people in the face.
But now and then they terrorize passengers on planes.
snakes are way cool. Was just the effing bible gave the a bad name. That alone should be reason to treat them well, eh?
I live in PDX-OR,
wave to my brother. i haven't seen him in a while.
Fuck off. (Melissa just told me to suck her dick) - agave
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt.
I was not following closely, but I believe rorschach had job issues because of the excessive number of sick days he needed to take.
i've never seen a snake give anyone the finger.
I have, man. Let me tell you, it wasn't pretty. Next thing ya know, somebody smashes a beer bottle on a table and people are gettin' cut, left and right!
Hope that helps.
DWD - Challenging the world
Ah - the unimportant stuff. The only thing that matters is whether he gets to T___e. THe rest is commentary. He just doesn't know it yet.
I hope you're just being silly.
... Maybe...
I don't like snakes, but I don't condone killing them. I know everything there is to know about snakes (know thy enemy), but I have no affection for snakes. Although I do enjoy watching the National Geographic specials about the Anaconda. Did you know that a female anaconda is the largest snake on the planet and can mate with up to six partners? Amazing!
Have you ever seen any other animals playing with a snake? No!
My neighbor's dog plays with snakes every chance he gets. I don't think the snake likes it much though...
I left you a few bacon-related posts upthread.
I like bacon!
Karin - Thanks. It looked more like a copperhead (smooth brownish skin), but it curled. Maybe it was a baby rat snake. Hope so, because their is always a bunch more from where they came from.
Not to nitpick, but billmon's a little off on this:
In other words, the liberal bloggers who dragged the Goggle swamp for the evidence of Baby Ben's journalistic offenses not only cost washingtonpost.com a few brownie points with the White House, they humiliated the editors in front of all their friends. And by God, they're going to pay, dammit! Do you hear me? Pay!
The article was payback for the L'il Debbie/Jim Brady Abramoff fuck-up that the mean ol' liberal bloggers dragged into the light. That's when Finkel started making his calls...
Did you know that a female anaconda is the largest snake on the planet and can mate with up to six partners?
The Paris Hilton of snakes.
The mating with six partners is at the same time.
Snakes make better pets than republicans.
They don't bite unless provoked.
They're very clean.
They don't smell.
They actually serve a purpose.
(not hate site)
BEHOLD!
THE PONY IS REPLACED AS THE UNIT OF HAPPY CURRENCY!
Have you ever seen any other animals playing with a snake? No!
Yes but scarey vagina will sometimes play with them.
GWPDA, of course you are correct. I am still sending whatever vibes I can muster his way. It is great to have a job that one can be passionate about.
The mating with six partners is at the same time.
Like I said.
The Paris Hilton of snakes.
chris/tx, I'm not saying they never curl up, but I've seen them strike without curling.
Take a piccy!
The Old Man From Scene 24
I am! It's so beauty-ful it makes me happy!
It makes Arthur giggle....
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar , I'd say you've gotten your Easter Resurrection in blooms. Not a bad Co-ink-y-dinc these days. I almost felt hopeful at your last. Drink it in, it's fleeting.
Watertiger,
I never thought about it like that, but you're right; there are kind of like Paris Hilton, but with personality.
This is purty.
Do you hear laughter, pharaoh?
They are. My husband was telling me that Inuyasha is on. We're big anime geeks.
I left you a few bacon-related posts upthread.
I like bacon!
Thers, Paterfamilias |
I know, darlin'. Have you considered investing in piggies, there on Liberal Mountain?
Was just the effing bible gave the a bad name.
Snakes were associated w/ Goddess worship esp. in the Middle East, but also in Crete and Europe, as well. So you could see why the new reiigion on the block would pick a snake as the symbol of evil.
Yeah, I've been meaning to get back at that. And my business plan.
NTodd, Pfffter
thank you, dear. As I said, in your "spare time" - which I know is nonexistent. But...un bel di....., eh?
But back to this neo-Nazi who will never have sex outside of prison. Check out the choices of illustration on this page.
Is the Anaconda the one down in South America?
My uncle was building that big pipeline over the mountains in Peru (~1980) when some big snake rolled off a tree limb and killed one of his workers.
He killed the snake, skinned it, and brought it home. Damn thing was well over twenty feet long. And the workers claimed its larger mate got away.
Need I remind you: Hamster, snake best friends at Tokyo zoo?
shitz.
This is purty.
I still have my "Land Of The Giants" lunchbox and thermos.
Tres cool.
He's dead.
He never fucking lived. He is a creation of men, who have only the intrest of clouding your mind and stealing your life.
We never got Inuyasha, although it seems head and shoulders above DragonBall, One Piece and YuYu. We are entirely too old for Bobobo Bobobobobobo.
lived in tucson for several years and never saw a rattler, even though we used to go walking atound the desert (heard them one time, but didn't find them). moved back to my home WNY, was walking through Letchworth park one day and a snake slithered across the path in front of us - went to get a close look, maybe pick it up to show the kiddies when it rattled. i had two thoughts in rapid succession:
1) what kind of snake scares off enemies by immitating a rattlesnake?
2) none! pull your hand away and back off slowly!
it was scary, mostly because of the kids.
Need I remind you: Hamster, snake best friends at Tokyo zoo?
The snake is just trying to gain the hamster's trust. In a few months that hamster will be snake food. You can't trust them.
Copperheads do not curl before striking. But they smell like cucumbers.
I'm afraid of cukes.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar , I'd say you've gotten your Easter Resurrection in blooms. Not a bad Co-ink-y-dinc these days. I almost felt hopeful at your last. Drink it in, it's fleeting.
A.Scott
Oh, you should see the bougainvillea in full blown blowsy glory against the brick coloured wall! With the apricot tree in bloom in front, and the little leaf cordia in nutty white brilliance in front.....
My neighbor's dog plays with snakes every chance he gets. I don't think the snake likes it much though...
FeralLiberal
Odd how the cats don't kill them, just bring them in as a prize.
.
O'm telling you, every time I watch "The Passion of the Christ", I eat a BIG platter of barbeque ribs with extra extra sauce!
And I drink a whole bottle of blood -er- red wine with it...
-
I'm afraid of cukes.
NTodd, Pfffter
homophobe!
new and improved irate turtles.
Did somebody say
SCARY VAGINA?
-
Stupid owls.
One of the cable channels did an
amazing piece yesterday on pythons that
are overruning
the Everglades.
People dump their pet snakes when
they get too big, and the next thing
you know, they're taking over the
ecosystem and eating everything.
The wildlife people in Florida have
appparently killed, recently, two
hundred of the things.
Ooops....here come pharaoh's chariots!!!!
Run for you lives!
I know, darlin'. Have you considered investing in piggies, there on Liberal Mountain?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Be makin'
some bacon
?
Re: snakes. Most of us, unless we live somewhere like NYC (and NOT in Central Park), will encounter to occasional snake, some more than others.
If one lives in such an area, it is one's goddamned responsibility to find out what snakes are in your area and what they look like and what to do about them. That does NOT mean automatically slaughtering every snake you encounter because you are afraid of it out of ignorance. That's YOUR fault, not the snake's. We;re human, remember? We have some reasoning power, right?
Honestly, everything has a right to live as long as it does not infringe on your right to do so as well.
I don;t gratuitously kill anything. If I find spiders, wasps, yellow jackets, etc in my house, I trap and release outside. They don't mean or want to be there. Ants, cockroaches, though, they mean to intrude and to take what's mine, so we're at serious odds.
Snakes? Figure out how to repel those that are harmless and how to encourage those that are not. If you have small children and/or pets and live in an area where poisonous snakes are prevalent, do what you need to do.
But don;t be killing harmless garden snakes out of ignorance and mindless fears.
Sez me.
Now....going out to shoot up. See you all later.(having ranted)
SD
SCARY VAGINA?
-
MisterX
Multiple tags!
.
Hey, that's a some pillar of fire,
eh boss?
Oh, yeah.
No doubt about it.
dipshit IS Toby.
He spouts the identical bullshit that no one here believes.
I like snakes.
It's wingnuts I hate.
Okay. I don't condone killing snakes, but I don't condone having them as pets. I don't like snakes and never will, but others should feel free to love snakes.
But don;t be killing harmless garden snakes out of ignorance and mindless fears.
Sez me.
Sarah Deere
Right on Bro!
Guy at work told a story of finding a snake and killing it.
Told him a story of a scarey looking snake. Hognose, imatates a cobra, but harmless.
No shit! He goes home for lunch and sees one in his garage. Let's it go on it's way.
.
I don't condone having them as pets.
Monica_A, no, me neither. But I don't think anything beyond cats/dogs are "good" pets.
Others think differently. This is just my POV, with respect to "pets" (I prefer to think of them as our companions)
SD
Need I remind you: Hamster, snake best friends at Tokyo zoo?
JeffCO
I love this story. Most critters will get along quite well, as long as they are not desperately hungry.
I have cats who come into my yard who can lie in the sun alongside of birds and squirrels, and all are perfectly content to just be.
If the cat is a natural-born killer (some are, regardless of their appetites), that doesn;t work. But most well-fed cat companions have no reason to or interest in killing other creatures is just fine w/hanging out w/them. This has been my observation.
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about fricken time.
.
Thankfully the Times is emerging from its stupor. Too bad they were only too happy to profit while helping to get the war on. Oh, but now they see the error of the many passes they gave to King Jr. Color me unimpressed.
NYT to WaPo: not only kiss my ass, but have wet lips, do it in public, and have pictures taken.
"(Leaking Is In) The Public Interest" is now #2 on the Top 10 GOP Sound Bites.
Nice ***** slapping of the Post by the Times. Looks like no DC cocktail party invites for the Times Editorial Board this week.
WaPo just got pwn3d.
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