I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

I'll say it again:

Bush presidency: FIERY WRECK!


GravatarParis Hilton: The Anaconda of the Celebrity World.


GravatarChristian law? Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça?


GravatarWhat? I'm not even angry yet at that, just... astounded.


Gravatar"Christian law?"

B-B-B-But Harvard is a large collection of secular liberals in a decadent coastal enclave.


GravatarIf you're not angry you're not paying attention.


GravatarParis Hilton: The Anaconda of the Celebrity World.
watertiger

But is she on a plane??


GravatarThere is a long list of people who snapped when 9/11 happened. It's similar to Alvin Toffler's idea of future shock. Maybe it's a large-scale type of post-traumatic stress disorder. Either way, it sucks that the bastards who let 9/11 happen are using those who are afflicted with the disorder to determine the national discourse. It just feeds into their dementia and the Bush government's plans.


Gravatarhoney, Paris Hilton IS the plane.

I have no idea what that means, I'm still trying to wrap my brain around an idiot named "Stuntz."


Gravatarhey!


GravatarIs Sully guest editor for this issue?


GravatarThe law is: that guy's an ass.


GravatarI think what we have here is a severe case of bedwetting.


GravatarIf you're not angry you're not paying attention.

Ohhhhhh, I'm paying attention!

/Kramer


GravatarMy internets is crawling tonight.


GravatarI've always been nuts, and never needed an excuse like 9/11.


GravatarJoe Lieberman is a fiery bag of assholes


GravatarWilliam J. Stuntz, a law professor at Harvard, who apparently specializes in Christian law theory

Damned pointy-headed liberal college professors!

(what the hell is "Christian law theory?" The only texbook I can imagine is "City of God." Or Calvin. Good grief.)


Gravatar I think what we have here is a severe case of bedwetting.

I totally swear I just sweat a lot at night.


GravatarSo if the WWII generation was the Greatest Generation is the 9/11 generation the Scardey Cat Generation? The Cowardly Generation? The Yellow-Bellied Generation?


GravatarParis Hilton: The Anaconda of the Celebrity World.

Oral sex from a snake? Now that's truly something for National Inquirer.


Gravatar"Privacy and transparency are the diseases."



Wingers are a disease.


Gravatar(what the hell is "Christian law theory?" The only texbook I can imagine is "City of God." Or Calvin. Good grief.)

Calvin Ball!


GravatarIt's kinda scary to think that this guy's mindset reflects that of a lot of people. It wasn't that long ago that fools were talking about "the end of history" as if the U.S. was excluded from history.


GravatarThere is a long list of people who snapped when 9/11 happened. It's similar to Alvin Toffler's idea of future shock. Maybe it's a large-scale type of post-traumatic stress disorder. Either way, it sucks that the bastards who let 9/11 happen are using those who are afflicted with the disorder to determine the national discourse. It just feeds into their dementia and the Bush government's plans.
puppethead



I think what an Atriot said last night:

If people like this were around during WW II, London would never have been rebuilt.


GravatarThis is the dawning of
the Age of the Bogeyman,
the Age of the Bogeymaaaaaaaaaan.,
the Bogeymaaaaaaan,
the Bogeymaaaaan.


GravatarSo if the WWII generation was the Greatest Generation is the 9/11 generation the Scardey Cat Generation? The Cowardly Generation? The Yellow-Bellied Generation?

Hiding under the bed has a long and proud history. Please do not mock it.


GravatarI'm going to go to bed now. You all be good. Or kind. Or civil. Or at the very least alert to all the dangers that the Republic faces.

Soyez sage! Dormez bien!


GravatarSo if the WWII generation was the Greatest Generation is the 9/11 generation the Scardey Cat Generation? The Cowardly Generation? The Yellow-Bellied Generation?
Hecate Malificent



Chicken Shit Generation.


GravatarNow, THIS is funny: "For most officials most of the time, the key choice is not between doing right and doing wrong, but between doing something and doing nothing. Doing nothing is usually easier--less likely to generate bad headlines or critical blog posts."

I always KNEW it was Atrios's fault. The reason the administration has done so many idiotic things is they were afraid of mean blog posts.


GravatarMy internets is crawling tonight.
keith


with snakes?


GravatarIt is truly amazing how pants-shitting scared Republicans, inlcuding Joe Lieberman, remain

of course it is all for political purposes ... it is political pants-shitting

print that, washington post, you stupid fucks


GravatarI want my damn rain and I want it now


GravatarCunning Stuntz.
-


Gravatarthe bedwetter generation


Gravatarwhat the hell is "Christian law theory?"

A pretty sweet gig, apparently.


GravatarThe Bed Wetting Generation.


GravatarOh, man. TBS is running a teaser for the back-to-back airing of LOTR and TTT tomorrow. Shows clips of Frodo and Sam hugging and looking longingly at each other, with one quick cutaway to Gandalf rolling his eyes.

"Secret Lover" is playing in the background.


Gravataris the 9/11 generation the Scardey Cat Generation? The Cowardly Generation?

Actually, it's baby boomers who are destroying this country. Bush and Rove and Scotty and Ari...Cheney and Rumsfeld are old bastards using them to implement their evil schemes. Most of the fanatical religious fundamentalist leaders are boomers. And everyone thought it was the hippy element that was fucked up.


GravatarThe Wettest Generation?


Gravatarcritical blogs posts. heh. indeed. it's my fault we went to war in iraq.


GravatarAll the polls show Americans approve of being spied upon.


GravatarThe harder it is to tap our phones, the more government officials will seek out alternative means of getting information: greater use of informants and spies, or perhaps more Jose Padilla-style military detentions with long-term interrogation about which no court ever hears

so, if she weighs more than a duck, she's made of wood.

and therefore,

a witch! burn her! burn her!


GravatarPrivacy and transparency are the diseases. We need to find a vaccine, and soon.


Be afraid.


Be very afraid of snakes in the grass.

Sorry Echidne.


GravatarGeneration Flopsweat...
-


Gravatarcritical blog posts.

Wow. The blogs really DO make people nervous.



Cool.


Gravatarwith snakes?

I haven't been to FR or LGF tonight, it's more of lack of speed thing.

It sucks.


Gravatarone time i ate an entire bunch of banannas peels and all


Gravatarsorry, that's "the same as a duck", not "more than a duck"


Gravatarcritical blogs posts. heh. indeed. it's my fault we went to war in iraq.

Well, yours and Clinton's


GravatarPlease enjoy this bit of wisdom from Professor Stuntz:

Too often, the world of top universities is defined by its arrogance: the style of argument is more its plainly true that than I wonder whether. We like to test our ideas, but once theyve passed the relevant academic hurdles (the bar is lower than we like to think), we talk and act as though those ideas are not just right but obviously right -- only a fool or a bigot could think otherwise.

Maybe someone should remind him.


GravatarWhateverthehell else I thought about Harvard, I never thought the professors or students were fucking stupid.


Well, at least until now.


GravatarAll the polls show Americans approve of being spied upon.
jack



All the people here say jack is a moron.


GravatarOh! Do I want to take Blue Bunny to bed tonight, or fresh French bread and butter? Just checking.


GravatarBe very afraid of snakes in the grass.

it's not the snakes in the grass. it's the ones in the oval office.


Gravatar critical blogs posts. heh. indeed. it's my fault we went to war in iraq.

Fucker.

All the polls show Americans approve of being spied upon.

All the polls show Americans approve of impaling babies on pikes.


GravatarDefinitely fresh French bread and butter.


GravatarActually, it's baby boomers who are destroying this country



Bush is no boomer.

He was NEVER one of US.


Gravatarit's my fault we went to war in iraq.
and iran will, ipso chimpo, be your fault also


GravatarOh god, not the boomer generation thing again. Every generation has its share of both good people and shitheads. Religious fanatics have been around about as long as dirt has.


GravatarAll the polls show Americans approve of being spied upon.
jack


All the balls I display are popular
with most Americans.


GravatarAll the polls show Americans approve of impaling babies on pikes.

No, I really DO approve of impaling babies on pikes.


Seriously.



No, not really.


GravatarAll the people here say jack is a moron.

Morons have an excuse for their behavior, jack is simply trying to elicit a response.


GravatarHe has advocated wholesale violations of civil liberties, and even less government accountability than we now have, without maaking the case that it's necessary to do so based on prior experience.

In point of fact, there's little if any evidence that what he proposes would solve a single problem that's cost a single life, even in wartime. On the other hand, examples abound of abuses along the lines he proposes which are viewed in retrospect both as unproductive and unnecessary, and as black marks on the American escutcheon, a fact he'd do well to acknowledge.

Shame on him.


GravatarI'm not blaming boomers, I said the hippies were good people. But the fucktards ruining everything now are from the same generation. Personally, I blame the suburbs.


GravatarHmm, here's another interesting quote from a Chicago Sun-Times editorial (July 3, 2004):

Innocent citizens minding their own business ought to be able to rest assured that they won't be handcuffed and humiliated by agents of the state. Instead, as Harvard Law Professor William J. Stuntz warns, we're coming "ever closer to a world in which the law on the books makes everyone a felon, and in which prosecutors and police both define the law on the street and decide who has violated it." Reversing that trend is an enormous task, but an absolutely vital one.

Not gonna catch him on a foolish consistency!


Gravatar'night,all


Gravatar Definitely fresh French bread and butter.
The Old Man From Scene 24


Sounds good! Raspberry jam too, eh?

Nighty-night.


GravatarI just watched "The Passion of the Christ" on cable. I can't believe what a piece of shit that was. In most centuries, Mel Gibson would be jailed for heresy for coming up with that.


GravatarMy jr. high hippie kids were just laughing hysterically in the other room. Seems some hispanic kids were protesting with an upside down Mexican flag. My 8th grader chatted with them and said all whitey kids weren't alike. Then a white kid came up and said, "what are you celebrating, cinco de mayo?"


GravatarNight, Atriots! Try not to be so angry in your dreams tonight; it might upset the WaPo.


GravatarAll the people here say jack is a moron.

An insult to morons.


GravatarJeffCO | 04.15.06 - 11:23 pm |

So those assholes just admitted America is going Third World and presented the fact as something to be cheerful about.


GravatarAll the polls show Americans approve of impaling babies on pikes.

No, I really DO approve of impaling babies on pikes.


Seriously.



No, not really.


What about Xian babies on spits, with some BBQ sauce, eh? What about THAT!!!!?


GravatarFUCK THE WAPO
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK THE WAPO


Gravatar'night,all
ProfWombat

Sleep tite

.


Gravatar
All the polls show Americans approve of impaling babies on pikes.


How the hell else could you barbecue them?


GravatarAll the polls show most Americans believe in a celestial teapot revolving around the sun, or something analogous to that


GravatarNot really my area but it seems to me that a society like ours depends on the good will and the generalized desire of our people for a civil world. To these ends we tend to ignore each other most of the time, but step in when there is a perceived need.

If the above is true then no amount of liberalism can diminish this and no amount of government intrusion can stop the malefactors from doing whatever it is that they are going to do. The job of stopping those who would tip the society away from civility is, as always, dependent on the good will of the people's participation. If we choose not to allow it, it will not happen.

In essence, the premise is flawed. If the premise cannot proven to be, if not true, at least not false: then the application of such information gained is bound to be erroneous.


GravatarWhat about Xian babies on spits, with some BBQ sauce, eh? What about THAT!!!!?

Tasty!!!

Or Pulled Xian Baby!?!


GravatarPersonally, I blame the suburbs.

I can get behind that one!


GravatarAll the polls show Americans approve of impaling babies on pikes.

Mmmmm...babies! The other, other white meat.


GravatarOr Pulled Xian Baby!?!

Xian baby jerky?


GravatarBarbecued baby? That's disgusting!



You have to eat them raw to get the full flavor.


GravatarAll the polls show Americans approve of being spied upon.
jack


actually, the polls only show that most americans approve of OTHER americans being spied upon. if the other americans are terrorists.

it's all in how you ask the question.


GravatarAtrios is right....the stupidity of
that article is not the outrage. It's
that the allegedly liberal (yeah, I
know) New Republic would actually
publish it.

I mean, it's right up there with
Andy Sullivan hyping The Bell Curve.

It's simply indefensible on any level.


Gravatartried to cover the windows with lead,
even keeping the pets outside,
then you hear, a sound loud and clear,
a voice coming over the phone.
(sayin')
This is the spawning of the cage and aquarium,
Don't wait- a moment too soon,
Used to be different, now you're the same,
Yawn as the plane goes down in flames.

(They Might Be Giants, from FLOOD, I theenk.)

so


Gravatarxian baby vindaloo.


GravatarI blame the Jews, the hippies, and the lack of posts on biofuels, white phosphorus, and my pants.


GravatarEvery time I get an email solicitation from TNR I tell them to shove it up their vichy asses.


GravatarOr Pulled Xian Baby!?!

Pressed!


GravatarThis man deserves to be at Harvard.


Gravatar I blame the Jews, the hippies, and the lack of posts on biofuels, white phosphorus, and my pants.

Whoops, that last comma was not only unnecessary, but incorrect.

I blame Eli.


Gravatarsometimes when i squeeze my eyes real tight i see stars


GravatarOr Pulled Xian Baby!?!

Jerk.


GravatarFor what it's worth, I've been thinking about what Atrios just posted, as well as his recent pondering about what the hell happened 6 years ago and what it means now. And the only thing I can fathom is this...9/11 didn't changed everything....it merely accelerated what was already festering.

On one hand, you have a cabal of neo-cons who wanted power, and who had been working their way up through the establishment to get it. They tried to convince Clinton that Iraq was a danger. He passed. Meanwhile, there's the media, which had been steadily abandoning its watchdog role for something more pampered and celebrity, something that would let them be starstruck yet allow them to maintain the mantle of journalism.

In other parts of the world, you had the hardcore Muslims who wanted to have their own regime change. The problem was, a good deal of the Muslim world was moderate, accepting of the West. The Taliban were in control of Afghanistan, but that was Afghanistan. The world blinked and looked the other way as, during the 90s, you had moderates come to power in places like Iran. Iraq was boxed in, and even there was some bright shining hope coming out of Israel and from the Palestinians, some vision that a couple decades down the road you might have something that looked like peace.

So, in November of 2000, Bush and Co slither their way into office and try to institute their vision of the world. It's rough going. Bush is losing steam thanks to the economy, early foreign policy boners, and the implosion of once-mighty corporations.

And then 9/11 happens. Suddenly, Bush and Co get a second chance and push their agenda through, which gives the opportunity the neo-cons wanted. Everything is in fast forward. Attacks abroad, crackdowns on dissent at home. The core neo-con fanbase stretches out while everyone is still in shock. People, under the aforementioned future shock model, join in to help explain away just why things are so scary and maybe that nice Mr. Bush will protect them.

Things accelerate faster. Bush strikes Afghanistan and then gotes into Iraq. Momentum builds, but in the wrong direction. For the neo-cons, they move too fast, at home and abroad. Everyone has their opportunity to take, to hoard, to rob, to control...every grabs and the effect is too noticable, too painful. More people begin to notice. America is getting adjusted to the acceleration, and now seeing everything in relative speed, know that something is horribly wrong. Which leads to Iran. The neo-cons have no idea of slow. They can't lose this burst of velocity that 9/11 gave them. They need Iran to keep going. It's like a drug now.


GravatarI blame the Jews, the hippies, and the lack of posts on biofuels, white phosphorus, and my pants.

I blame Eli.


GravatarHe argues that transparency makes it harder for government officials to do something, and doing something is better than doing nothing: "For most officials most of the time, the key choice is not between doing right and doing wrong, but between doing something and doing nothing. Doing nothing is usually easier--less likely to generate bad headlines or critical blog posts."

Nah.


GravatarApparently John McCain has been taking policy lessons from John Kerry:

"I was asked a long time ago, I think a year and a half or two years ago, if I had confidence in S ecretary Rumsfeld. I was asked that directly. I said, 'No,' " the Republican senator said during a news conference at his Phoenix office.

"But the president has the right and earned the right as the president of the United States to appoint his team -- and he has confidence in Secretary Rumsfeld.

"I will continue to work with Secretary Rumsfeld as much as I can as long as he is secretary of Defense. We have to, because we need to win this war."


GravatarSauteed Xian Baby Fricassee with olive oil and porcini mushrooms is pretty tasty.


GravatarI blame the Jews, the hippies, and the lack of posts on biofuels, white phosphorus, and my pants.

I blame the New Evil Patriots, but that's just my thing.


GravatarWhen I hear about or read stuff like this, I wonder if the Soviet Union won the the cold war after all.

Well, it looks like China did at least.


GravatarWow

I never realized, it is all clear now. My right to privacy has been holding this administration hostage to an immoral path.

Strip my privacy before these people have to intrude on it in nefarious ways.

All I can say is I am sorry, I can find no excuse for making President Bush act in the manner he has.


GravatarBarbecued baby? That's disgusting!



You have to eat them raw to get the full flavor.
The Kenosha Kid | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 11:28 pm | #


The Japanese have an import ban on US babies ... Mad Baby Disease


GravatarMayor of stupidville = Friedman.
Vice mayor = Cohen


GravatarPearl Jam on SNL up next.

Wait a minute -- aren't they as old
as the Stones by now?



I kid, I kid.....


GravatarThis is how scholarly careers are made.
Take up contrarian positions, create controversy, generate a dialogue.


GravatarJerk.
JeffCO | 04.15.06 - 11:31 pm |


Christian baby jerk? Great lion of Zion, is there any meat this man can't jerk?


GravatarSecond, the initial invasion of privacy isn't the problem; subsequent disclosure is. The true image of privacy intrusion is not some NSA bureaucrat listening in on phone calls, but rather Kenneth Starr's leaky grand jury investigation, which splashed a young woman's social life across America's newspapers and TV screens. That is the nightmare worth protecting against. The best way to stop the nightmare from happening is to limit not what information officials can gather, but what they can do with the information they find.

Sounds like fear.


GravatarBarbecued baby? That's disgusting!

Well, since Hecate isn't here, let me tell you about General Tso's Wiccan.


Gravatar*starts to shake fist at NTodd, but gets distracted by something sparkly*


Gravatari blame myself.


GravatarThis is how scholarly careers are made.
Take up contrarian positions, create controversy, generate a dialogue.
jack | 04.15.06 - 11:32 pm |


Jack you ignorant slut go back to sucking on what's presented to your horrible dog face.


GravatarThis is how scholarly careers are made.
Take up contrarian positions, create controversy, generate a dialogue.
jack | 04.15.06 - 11:32 pm | #


This is how long-ranging careers based on my balls
are made. Flash em, fondle em, cash in.


GravatarOh do SNL, it starts with The Beard and "Republican Resignations Continue".


GravatarThe problem is lots of the former boomer hippies became right wing corporatists. Too many did, in fact.

Sorry to offend...but the boomers have always been pretty selfish in either incarnation.


Gravatar *starts to shake fist at NTodd, but gets distracted by something sparkly*
watertiger, very peeved


You are such a ****GIRL*****


GravatarHey, I guess you don't have to be bright to be a prof at Harvard Law School after all.


Gravatarsometimes when i squeeze my eyes real tight i see stars
jack shit | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 11:31 pm | #

Or Pulled Xian Baby!?!

Jerk.
JeffCO | 04.15.06 - 11:31 pm | #



GravatarEveryone slowly back away from Spinoza.


GravatarThe best way to stop the nightmare from happening is to limit not what information officials can gather, but what they can do with the information they find.

The phrase "Jewish Nazi" comes to mind... let's just give them what they want, and they'll leave the rest of us alone.

What a fucking cancerous sore on society this motherfucker is. Almost as bad as the scared little boys on this board who nod their empty heads in agreement...


Gravatar *starts to shake fist at NTodd, but gets distracted by something sparkly*

Sparkly, like the diamonds in my cockring?


GravatarStuntz concludes his essay by observing: "We have too much privacy, and those who govern us have too little."

Strange.


Gravatar¿Thees wankerrr ees a Harvard Proffessor?

¿Was Harvard attacked on 9-11?

¿Why ees thees man such an apestoso incontinento?

¿eh?


GravatarSauteed Xian Baby Fricassee with olive oil and porcini mushrooms is pretty tasty.

I think a pinot gris would work quite well here.


GravatarIs this guy a Republican? Cause I can remember when Republicans claimed to stand for something like keeping the fucking government off your back.


GravatarSparkly, like the diamonds in my cockring?

Everyone quickly back away from NTodd.


GravatarHey, I guess you don't have to be bright to be a prof at Harvard Law School after all.
Frederick | 04.15.06 - 11:35 pm |


Well, Dersh has to be smart to lie like he does, but it takes a man to be Larry Summers.


GravatarSpeaking of pikes, here comes Eomer and Gandalf to the rescue.


GravatarPearl Jam on SNL up next.

Wait a minute -- aren't they as old
as the Stones by now?


What the Stones had done at this point in their career vs. what Pearl Jam has done in the same time frame.

Compare. Contrast. Discuss.


GravatarSorry to offend...but the boomers have always been pretty selfish in either
incarnation.
VAVoter | 04.15.06 - 11:35 pm | #


With all due respect...if you're
not kidding, go fuck yourself.


GravatarAnd then 9/11 happens. Suddenly, Bush and Co get a second chance and push their agenda through, which gives the opportunity the neo-cons wanted.
--john ryan


reading through this post reminds those of us who don't believe in political coincidence that 9/11 didn't just happen.

hey, i was right about everything else.


GravatarOh god, totally picking up on the cronyism and giving young republicans important jobs. Please, please, mention Box Turtle Ben.

I haven't seen SNL this sharp in a long time.


GravatarI can remember when Republicans claimed to stand for something like keeping the fucking government off your back.

They may have said that, but they never believed it.

Never.


GravatarSparkly, like the diamonds in my cockring?



Man, this really IS an uncouth bunch.


Gravatar(They Might Be Giants, from FLOOD, I theenk.)

Lincoln, their best IMO.


GravatarDammmeeettall.

I meant to say, Why ees thees wankerrr such an apestoso incontinento??

so.


Gravatardave™©:

Dude -- kudos for being quoted in
that WaPo piece.

You're a star, my man!!!!!!


GravatarFirst, the more people whose lives the government invades, the better. When targets are few, anonymity disappears. If there were 100 tax forms filed instead of 100 million, the IRS might do more snooping than is healthy. The more phones are tapped, the less freedom is threatened.

This is difficult to take seriously.


Gravatarthe more phones are tapped, the less freedom is threatened.

He's just plagiarizing Orwell.

or

The more you buy, the more you save!


GravatarEveryone quickly back away from NTodd.

What, you don't like diamonds?


Gravatarreading through this post reminds those of us who don't believe in political coincidence that 9/11 didn't just happen.

it might have happened like that, dirk. i wouldn't be surprised. but for now I'm going by the assumption of them being taken by surprise.

if I'm wrong, I'd gladly correct myself, then join you all to burn Bush out of office with torches and pitchforks.


GravatarGod just gave moses the finger. This festivus is near its end.


Gravatar"Is this guy a Republican? Cause I can remember when Republicans claimed to stand for something like keeping the fucking government off your back.
Jesus X. Crutch"


Remember 9/11 changed everything. New rules.


GravatarSparkly, like the diamonds in my cockring

Is this the cockfighting pun thread?


GravatarDude -- kudos for being quoted in
that WaPo piece.


Ask me sometime, when we're quaffing elitist chardonnay, about the story behind the story!









(I've waited so long to say that to this guy!)


Gravatarif I'm wrong, I'd gladly correct myself, then join you all to burn Bush out of office with torches and pitchforks.
john ryan


i recommend "Dreaming War" - gore vidal. it becomes truer with every day that passes and every secret report that comes to light.


GravatarIs this the cockfighting pun thread?

NO FLIRTING!


GravatarWhat, you don't like diamonds?

He said, standing in profile, the diamonds twinkling under the klieg lights.


GravatarAs a Republican, I have a desire to have sex with animals. However, I feel very ashamed of this. I also believe everyone else wants to have sex with animals, too, secretly. And I attack people with it. I think people do want to have sex with animals. Often. I know I do.


GravatarApart from alliteration, what is
interesting about Lindsay Lohan?


GravatarWhen targets are few, anonymity disappears.
What's this? Law and Economics?


GravatarThe more you buy, the more you save!

To be fair, the 64oz drink with free refills at the cinema IS the Better Value...


GravatarIf there were 100 tax forms filed instead of 100 million, the IRS might do more snooping than is healthy

This is 100% spurious. Every single lie that drops from this unqualified idiot's mouth is simply wrong. A tax return is not a blast your cat to death, possibly also shoot your son ATF raid, and the IRS is famously underfunded and unable to go after those who skip out, but it should, and there is no similar existing obligation for Thomas Jefferson's corpse to be sodomized.


GravatarI'm going to bed. Night y'all!


GravatarAnd the only thing I can fathom is this...9/11 didn't changed everything....it merely accelerated what was already festering.

No question. The republicans have always been scared shitless that we will become like those Europeans, or, god forgive, those cheese eating surrender monkeys, the French.

Nothing like stopping that socialistic attitude among the masses, that we should help the old and the poor, than a good old jingoistic war.


Gravatar Apart from alliteration, what is
interesting about Lindsay Lohan?


1. Big boobs.
2. She was good in "Freaky Friday"


GravatarSparkly, like the diamonds in my cockring?



Misty water color MEM-rieeeeees....
Of the way we WERRRRRRRRRRE...


GravatarApart from alliteration, what is
interesting about Lindsay Lohan?


Isn't she kinda cute?


GravatarThe republicans have always been scared shitless

that's all that need be said.


GravatarWell this is odd - an extensive piece by Stuntz from this January's Harvard Law Review that includes:

That effect leads to another: a sharp decline in transparency. In a healthy system, the law is what it appears to be. The rules applied in court are the same as the rules on the street, and courts apply those rules often enough that citizens can tell what they are.... The real law--the law that governs individual cases--arises from discretionary decisions to order off the menu: police officers' arrests and lawyers' plea bargains. That law is invisible to outsiders. Invisibility, in turn, makes effective political regulation difficult. Not only does the current system of constitutional regulation aggravate the political diseases it sets out to cure. Worse, the law makes political cures harder to effect.

So, I guess transparency is sorely needed in the criminal courts but an open sore in the federal government. Must hurt his head being so clever.


GravatarEveryone quickly back away from NTodd.

Hey, at least they're not rhinestones.


Gravatar[D]ifferent forms of evidence-gathering are substitutes for one another. Anything that raises the cost of one lowers the cost of all others. The harder it is to tap our phones, the more government officials will seek out alternative means of getting information: greater use of informants and spies, or perhaps more Jose Padilla-style military detentions with long-term interrogation about which no court ever hears, or possibly some CIA "black ops," with suspected terrorists grabbed from their homes and handed over to the intelligence services of countries with fewer qualms about abusive questioning. In an age of terrorism, privacy rules are not simply unaffordable. They are perverse.

That's appeasement.


Gravatarthe more phones are tapped, the less freedom is threatened.

The more you get raped, the less rape is happening, because you're getting used to it so it isn't rape any more.


GravatarI guess Nietzsche was right. About something.


GravatarThe more you get raped, the less rape is happening, because you're getting used to it so it isn't rape any more.
kei & yuri | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 11:45 pm | #


the more times you get robbed, the less you will have so the less likely you will be robbed again.

hey, this is fun! is harvard hiring?


GravatarInvisibility, in turn, makes effective political regulation difficult.

If I were invisible...

Nevermind.


Gravatar[D]ifferent forms of evidence-gathering are substitutes for one another. Anything that raises the cost of one lowers the cost of all others.

There isn't an honest cop alive who would endorse this.


GravatarIsn't she kinda cute?
dave™© | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 11:43 pm | #


There were tons of girls in my high
school who were cuter than her.

Of course, I went to a big high school.


GravatarHey, at least they're not rhinestones. ~ Another Bruce

Joo say thees after close eenspection, of course.

so.


GravatarIf I were invisible...

who touched me?


Gravatar3. She's from LONG ISLAND!


GravatarThe harder it is to tap our phones, the more government officials will seek out alternative means of getting information

If you bitches don't put out, then don't be surprised if you get raped. You have only yourselves to blame.


GravatarThe more you get raped, the less rape is happening, because you're getting used to it so it isn't rape any more.

well, words are merely delineators of ideas. they don't have any meaning in themselves.

(pounds forehead on desk)


GravatarOf course, I went to a big high school.

And you went to HS, like, 100 years ago...


GravatarSo, I guess transparency is sorely needed in the criminal courts but an open sore in the federal government. Must hurt his head being so clever.

You fail to appreciate the crucial difference between invisiblity, transparency, and things you can't see through.


Gravatarthe more you pound your forehead on the desk, the less your head aches from other causes.


GravatarSpecial word choose no point. No sharp point be find in choose word.


GravatarMan, this really IS an uncouth bunch. -watertiger

In the throes of leftist anger I chipped a couth.


GravatarThe more invisible I am, the less visible I am.

Sorry dirk, it wasn't a *bad* touch.


GravatarWhen this nonhuman dreckgolem uttered these gentle and scholarly invitation to Nazism, what was his facial expression like? Was it visibly conflicted like that Kristol fuck, who is clearly feeling guilty about his work, or unrepentantly totally nonhuman like Perle?


GravatarSpecial word choose no point. No sharp point be find in choose word.

me and my arrow!


Gravatar[D]ifferent forms of evidence-gathering are substitutes for one another. Anything that raises the cost of one lowers the cost of all others.
Why is this law scholar using the language of 1930's economics?


GravatarSorry dirk, it wasn't a *bad* touch.
keith


maybe i was just looking for more


GravatarToday, the danger that American democracy faces is not that rulers will know too much about those they rule, nor that too many decisions will be made without public scrutiny. Another danger looms larger: that effective, active government--government that innovates, that protects people who need protecting, that acts aggressively when action is needed--is dying. Privacy and transparency are the diseases. We need to find a vaccine, and soon.

Stuntz is in a cold panic.


GravatarThere were tons of girls in my high
school who were cuter than her.


Again, I go back to my fantasy list

punk girls
goth girls
suicide girls (which blend one and two, hrm)
librarians/lit chicks

Next to my wife, my fantasy female isn't Lohan, but Audrey Tautou wearing big-ass boots, Death's clothes from Sandman, and sporting a pair of horned-rim glasses as she reads a book while giving the people near her the "shh" sign.


GravatarIn an age of terrorism, privacy rules are not simply unaffordable. They are perverse.

Whereupon the ATF smashing into your home and shooting first is a happy event that makes us all free.


Buy guns.


GravatarJoo say thees after close eenspection, of course.

so.
¡El Gato Negro!


Well this is true, but what I'm really ashamed of is my jealousy...ummm for the diamonds!


Gravatareffective, active government--government that innovates, that protects people who need protecting, that acts aggressively when action is needed--is

... fascism.


GravatarWhat's the whole point of spying on us? Isn't Terrorism amongst the Musselmens being reduced by democracy spreading throughout the region?


GravatarAnd you went to HS, like, 100 years ago...
NTodd, Pfffter | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 11:48 pm | #


At my age, who can remember?


Gravatar [D]ifferent forms of evidence-gathering are substitutes for one another. Anything that raises the cost of one lowers the cost of all others.

Thees makes no sense.

Thees wankerrr ees saying when one avenue of evidence gathering becomes harder to use, other avenues weel become easier to use.

¿¿Ees thees wankerrr really from Harvard??

¿eh?


Gravatarthe easter bunny can't come until you are asleep in your beds.


GravatarWas it visibly conflicted like that Kristol fuck, who is clearly feeling guilty about his work, or unrepentantly totally nonhuman like Perle?

You omitted "or was it just self-aggrandizing, like Doug Feith?"


GravatarIT'S A MAD HOUSE!

(and loving it)

/


GravatarFeith, if you've ever seen his official photo, just looks incredibly dumb. He really does look the part of the stupidest fucking guy on the planet.


GravatarSpecial word choose no point. No sharp point be find in choose word.

Aypledgli ianectu flaggen ... tupep kile for stahn ...


Gravatar[D]ifferent forms of evidence-gathering are substitutes for one another. Anything that raises the cost of one lowers the cost of all others. The harder it is to tap our phones, the more government officials will seek out alternative means of getting information: greater use of informants and spies, or perhaps more Jose Padilla-style military detentions with long-term interrogation about which no court ever hears, or possibly some CIA "black ops,"

Hey, this is bullshit. It's not like we have to choose which invasion of privacy to live with. We can have them all.


GravatarThe tighter you squeeze your fingers, the more worlds slip through them.


GravatarBonsoir

in case you didn't know, Molly the kitten vas freed from her NYC wall today!

http://www.nydailynews.com/front...1p- 346212c.html


Gravatarthe easter bunny can't come until you are asleep in your beds.

Sorry friend, Easter has been cancelled.


Gravatarbuy guns.


Gravatari find it hard to believe that i was unable to divert the thread to nilsson. wherefore art thou oblio?


GravatarIf Bush started a war with Iran, which caused oil to hit $100 a barrel and caused another 9/11, how would this be bad for Bush?


Gravatarthe easter bunny can't come until you are asleep in your beds.

Ah ys. The ol easter bunny myth was crushed today with our nine year old. SHe had known for quite some time that there was no EB.

Unfortunatley, I now have to go and buy the sacrifical chocolate bunny.


GravatarI can honestly say I was never attracted to any of the girls in my high school.


Gravatarwatertiger ---


I am so hoping you just saw that
"Journey to the Disney Vault" Robert
Smigel cartoon on SNL.

"We hear he was anti-semantic..."

Plus, the version of SONG OF THE
SOUTH that Walt only played at
parties...

"Zippodee doo-dah, zippodee eh...
Negros are inferior in every way..."


GravatarYou would think that a sketch featuring "Bill O'Reilly" and "Seymour Hersh" would be funny.


GravatarThe more you spend, the more you have.


GravatarPoor Dicktraitor...even Blair won't support him anymore...


Gravatarbuy guns.
kei & yuri


you only have to buy one. then you can steal he rest.


Gravatari find it hard to believe that i was unable to divert the thread to nilsson.

Sorry pussycat - I was indulging in a little touch of schmilsson in the night.


Gravatar I can honestly say I was never attracted to any of the girls in my high school.

faggotsayswhat


GravatarSteve,

I haven't watched SNL in years.


Gravatar The tighter you squeeze your fingers, the more worlds slip through them.

Close:

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.


GravatarI can honestly say I was never attracted to any of the girls in my high school.

I can honestly say that none of the girls in my high school were attracted to me.


GravatarI can honestly say I was never attracted to any of the girls in my high school.
Thers, Paterfamilias


huh. i married one of the girls from mine.


GravatarI can honestly say I was never attracted to any of the girls in my high school.

You're such a Regis boy.


Gravatar¿¿Ees thees wankerrr really from Harvard??

Harvard janitorial service.

On second thought didn't chimpy graduate from that school?


GravatarHow does one embed diamonds in ones, ummm.....dick?


Gravatar The more you spend, the more you have.

That's why I'm gadzillionaire.


GravatarThe more you spend, the more you have.


Actually, I remember hearing in church that the more you gave, the more Christ would allow you to get. Be open with your wallet, and you will have more riches, or something like that. Struck me as a pyramid scheme meets economic karma.


GravatarYou would think that a sketch featuring "Bill O'Reilly" and "Seymour Hersh" would be funny.
The Kenosha Kid

you would indeed think it would! Damn those SNL writers, all they have to do is come and steal our lines from this blog. It would automatically be 100% more funny


GravatarHow does one embed diamonds in ones, ummm.....dick?

very, very carefully.


GravatarThe SNL send-up of O'Reilly isn't very funny, but it is nailing his insanity.


GravatarHow does one embed diamonds in ones, ummm.....dick?
smalfish, frothing |


in the ring, silly one.


Gravatar How does one embed diamonds in ones, ummm.....dick?

It's a scientific impossibility. That's why you need a cockring. Duh.


GravatarSteve,

I haven't watched SNL in years.
watertiger, very peeved | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 12:00 am | #


Me neither, but this was brilliant.


GravatarThe more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

Forgive me oh Obi Wan Ntodd. The force was not with me at the time of my misgivings.


GravatarMy HS girlfriend later became a lawyer in the Clinton Justice Dept.


GravatarI don't like this show any more. The jokes aren't funny.

Can someone change the channel?


Gravatarthe o'reilly skit isn't funny, but it's nonetheless interesting that they're doing it.

darrell hammond is or was dating laura ingraham


GravatarThis guy attempting to portray O'Reilly is horrible, truly awful.


GravatarIt's a scientific impossibility.

Oh, I don't know about that.


Gravatarthe o'reilly skit isn't funny, but it's nonetheless

... going to go on for another 20 minutes.


GravatarNTodd, i've seen the Sanders for Senate tv ad this week. He'll win, right? ( i love Bernie)


GravatarForgive me oh Obi Wan Ntodd. The force was not with me at the time of my misgivings.

I cannot forgive you: only you can.


Gravatardarrell hammond is or was dating laura ingraham

Get outa here!


GravatarIt's a scientific impossibility.

Oh, I don't know about that.


[breaks out double steel plated jock strap.]


GravatarOh, I don't know about that.
watertiger, very peeved


is that why they are called "studs?"


GravatarSteve Simels,


I saw the Robert Smigel "Disney" animation.

It was indeed brilliant.

Okay, back to my brief.

Seacrest out.


GravatarIt's a scientific impossibility.

Oh, I don't know about that.


I do. Tested it in my Penis Lab.

NTodd, i've seen the Sanders for Senate tv ad this week. He'll win, right? ( i love Bernie)

Well, it's a pretty tight race: he's only leading 67-33. Usually he wins with 70+, so I'm a bit worried.


Gravatardarrell hammond is or was dating laura ingraham
Atrios | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 12:02 am |


thereby proving that humor is related to libido.

I cannot forgive you: only you can.

The more forgiven you are, the more guilty you are.


GravatarFor so long, Smigel has been the only thing worth watching on SNL.


GravatarWell, Laura Ingraham is actually attractive, unlike the rest of the hate skanks.


Gravatarhappy easter, east coasters!


GravatarUsually he wins with 70+, so I'm a bit worried.
NTodd, Pfffter



Gravataraiiiight, i got nuthin' left. i'm throwin' in mah cards.

manana.


GravatarLarry King has a special report on polygamy.


GravatarThe more forgiven you are, the more guilty you are.

And the Tom DeLay Corollary: the more indictments your under, the more innocent.


GravatarWell, Laura Ingraham is actually attractive,
jackfhite | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 12:06 am |


No.
In fact we adore the short French boyish dyke Annie Lennox crew thing, but when we recently stumbled across Ingraham with new ultra-close-cropped newly blackened hair, we honestly thought it was a gay man. There is so much wrong here turnin' out the lights is not gonna matter.


GravatarWell, it's a pretty tight race: he's only leading 67-33. Usually he wins with 70+, so I'm a bit worried.
NTodd, Pfffter


Seriously? That's good news. I heard he was running against a filthy rich republican (as opposed to just a filthy one.) who is going to spend a ton on advertising. Who is running for Sanders seat?


Gravatar Well, Laura Ingraham is actually attractive, unlike the rest of the hate skanks.

Yeah, but she never pays for dinner.


GravatarNight


Gravatarmy son called earlier and told me he is spending the evening helping his (very attractive) girlfriend get two of her lesbian friends together.

i live vicariously through him once again.


GravatarThe more forgiven you are, the more guilty you are.

The smoker you drink, the player you get.


GravatarShorter jack: last night I dreamt that somebody loved me.


GravatarEvening, freethinkers


GravatarLarry King has a special report on polygamy.

it's ok - larry did them sequentially, not in parallel.


GravatarIn fact we adore the short French boyish dyke Annie Lennox crew thing, but when
we recently stumbled across Ingraham with new ultra-close-cropped newly
blackened hair, we honestly thought it was a gay man. There is so much wrong
here turnin' out the lights is not gonna matter.
kei & yuri | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 12:08 am | #


I just assumed it had something to do
with her cancer treatments.

She is the one with cancer, right?


GravatarI'd think Ingraham's personality would be horrifyingly undesirable. But then again, Darrel Hammond used to tell hilarious stories about the crazy German woman he was married to.


Gravatarmy son called earlier and told me he is spending the evening helping his (very attractive) girlfriend get two of her lesbian friends together.

Oh. My. God.


Gravatar

darrell hammond is or was dating laura ingraham


I thought Darrell Hammond was pretty good in "Splash."


GravatarOh. My. God.
dave™© |


apparently, they will make a very cute couple.


GravatarWell, Laura Ingraham is actually attractive, unlike the rest of the hate skanks.
jackfhite

Like a high school cheer leader making fun of what she sees as dorks.
She is a joke.
Makes me laff.

.


Gravatarwhen we recently stumbled across Ingraham with new ultra-close-cropped newly blackened hair, we honestly thought it was a gay man.

Oh really? Do you have a link or reference. I'd like to see that and snicker.


GravatarSen. Burns probably really appreciates the prediction.

From Oklahoma TV station KTEN ...

U-S Senator Tom Coburn isn't naming names, but he expects six congressmen and a fellow senator will go to jail.
That's because he thinks they'll be facing corruption charges following investigations involving lobbyist Jack Abramoff and others.


Six from the House. That's quite a haul.

-- Josh Marshall


Gravatarwhy are they using cats as weapons???


GravatarEvening, freethinkers


Hey Rip!

Long time no see.


GravatarSeriously? That's good news. I heard he was running against a filthy rich republican (as opposed to just a filthy one.) who is going to spend a ton on advertising. Who is running for Sanders seat?

We don't like rich carpetbaggers here.

Peter Welch (D), who is former Senate President, is running for Bernie's seat, and has got Sanders' endorsement. The VTANG commander (Rainville) is running on the GOP ticket, but I'm not sure she can pull it off. I was backing a Prog from the VT House, but with Bernie backing the Dem, he decided it was better to hold his seat representing Burlington in Monty.


GravatarLarry King has seven wives.


GravatarThe smoker you drink, the player you get.
dave™© | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 12:09 am | #



Hah!!!!!


Gravatarmy son called earlier and told me he is spending the evening helping his (very attractive) girlfriend get two of her lesbian friends together.

i live vicariously through him once again


I was told by my Ms. Spinoza tonight that I should find someone for a mutual friend. But she did not want me to introduce them to each other. I would botch that. I am just to let her know of the possible partner, and then tell her.


Gravatar why are they using cats as weapons???

Because Pat Benetar told them to stop using sex as a weapon?


Gravatar Evening, freethinkers

Two nights in a row! Rip's in the hizzy!


Gravatar I would botch that. I am just to let her know of the possible partner, and then tell her.
spinoza | 04.16.06 - 12:13 am | #


run away. if it doesn't work out, it will still be all your fault.


GravatarDavid Horowitz on Cspan.


GravatarHiya, keith! I'm glad to be back in the land of the thinking. Heh!


GravatarLarry King has seven wives.
jack | 04.16.06 - 12:12 am | #


Not funny. Remember to work in a
reference to your balls.


Gravatar Larry King has seven wives.

I have seven dwarves.


Gravatarwhy are they using cats as weapons???

It's the future, and cats learned to shoot laser beams. They're LASER CATS!

It was also intended to be stupid, which it was. But not quite in a funny-stupid way.


GravatarWard Churchill squaring off against David Horowitz on Cspan.


Gravatartell if it ever gets funny on SNL.

I've got Bertolucci's "The Dreamers" on and sex in Paris during mai 68 is much more gripping than SNL


GravatarLAZER CATS???!!!!


My friggin cat is only infrared. But he can change channels for me sometimes.


Gravatardirk-

Yeah. Good advice.


GravatarDavid Horowitz is perpetually suffering a heart attack.


GravatarRiply, I hope you're well. It has been a long time.


Gravatarf/x is playing 'rescue me'

think i'll go to bed. with any luck, i'll rise again tomorrow.


Gravatar
You're such a Regis boy.


Like Patrick Fitzgerald!

I wonder if I should tell the person what puts out the Alumi Guide to knock it off publishing his private address and phone number...

Yeah, I have Fitz's home phone number.


Gravatarman, i always want to like pearl jam for some reason but I can go find an unsigned local band most nights of the week who are better


GravatarWard Churchill is a real tenured professor who has done valuable work on the violation of the Constitution. All he has in common with Horowitz is extremist statements.


GravatarDavid Horowitz is perpetually suffering a heart attack.

Wrong body part. He needs a proctologist.


Gravatar Larry King has seven wives.

I have seven dwarves.


Mickey Mouse got seven with one blow. And people were worked up about The Lion King... those Disney boys were preverts, I tell ya!


GravatarIs it just me, or does Pearl Jam now sound kind of like a worn-out Lynyrd Skynyrd-type rock band?

(Heh, my girlfriend just asked, "Is this Pearl Jam? What the hell happened to them?")


GravatarRipley!

No way! I was wondering about you earlier. How's it hanging, son?


Gravataruh-oh, I thought fitz kept his home location super-double secret 'cause of the mob trials he was involved in


Gravatarman, i always want to like pearl jam for some reason but

Yeah.


Gravatarsteve simels, you here?


GravatarWard Churchill squaring off against David Horowitz on Cspan.
jackfithe | 04.16.06 - 12:16 am


I wonder if either one of them will draw blood, or even have enough blood to be drawn.


GravatarMickey Mouse got seven with one blow. And people were worked up about The Lion King.

arial was a slut.


GravatarOK....when Harvard law professors are writing things like, "Privacy is the disease," it's time to acknowledge that Tweety Flu has infected more people than we realized.

Tweety Flu, of course, is the malady that makes you say insane contrarian things - and probably believe them - because you are bored.
You're an academic or a pundit who is treading water in a sea of instantaneous facts and opinions. You've heard it all and read it all, 20 minutes before you sat down to draft the next monologue or article that justifies your existence. And you're bored with being boxed in by the rules of discourse. Rules like, "Totalitarianism is bad," or, "Racism is bad."

You want a new discourse. Something to get your editors or your campus symposia hopping. So you think outside the box. "Is totalitarianism really incompatible with freedom and democracy?" "Is torture really evil?"

And before you can say, "John Yoo," you find 26,000 results when you Google your name, instead of just 12!

And life is interesting again.


GravatarHorowitz has done very important research in cephalic proctology.


Gravatarman, i always want to like pearl jam for some reason but I can go find an unsigned local band most nights of the week who are better


I never got the reason for the draw that peal jam gets. Only one of their albums (ten) has any flavor for me.


GravatarAmen that, Atrios...


Thers, ya dirty stayout! How the hell have ya been? How are Mary and the wee liberals?


GravatarPffft. I gotta knock off. Happy Fucking Christ Bunny Day.


Gravatarbelle had a thing for a "beast". that can't be right.


GravatarOkay, that was the first Pearl Jam
song I can remember that actually
rocked instead of sort of plodding.

How many of those guys are the
originals? I know the drummer isn't...


Gravatar Ward Churchill squaring off against David Horowitz on Cspan.

COOL! And they are stripped to the waist and going at it with giant sporks, as the Star Trek Combat Theme plays...

DA DA DA DAA DA DA DA DAA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Gravataratriots:
from a reply kei got to an order she placed

If you don't have these, here are the "secret" telephone numbers for:
Amazon: Customer service: 800-201-7575
PayPal: Customer Service: 888-221-1161
Also, here is a great site, recently profiled by many news organizations: It lists “get-around” codes for those annoying customer service computerized phone systems at 300+ major companies: http://gethuman.com/us/


GravatarOh good, questions from the audience in the Churchill-Horowitz debate. The first questioner, insane wanna-be who will be a desparate housewife in 15 years.


Gravatararial was a slut.


My ATF.


GravatarMickey Mouse got seven with one blow.

He was also able to squeeze milk from Eddie Cheddar.


Gravatar uh-oh, I thought fitz kept his home location super-double secret 'cause of the mob trials he was involved in

Um, well, maybe I should tell them to stop publishing it...

I guess maybe they figure mob guys don't read the alumni publications of nerdy Jesuit high schools.


GravatarCOOL! And they are stripped to the waist and going at it with giant sporks, as the Star Trek Combat Theme plays...


Oh, gah.

Can't a giant lizard just eat both of them and put an end to the madness?


GravatarAll he has in common with Horowitz is extremist statements.
kei & yuri


In context they aren't particularly extremist.

'wingers don't believe in context.


GravatarRip, us all are well. So you're back reg'lar?


GravatarI was always a fan of Kei. Action and all that.


GravatarCan't a giant lizard just eat both of them and put an end to the madness?

You want lizard-wasting disease?


Gravatarsteve simels, you here?
kei & yuri | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 12:18 am | #


Yeppers.

Wassup?


Gravatarsmakestacks -- get back
many miles of railroad track
all night cafes
keep you awake
on black coffee
and a hard roll.


GravatarYou want lizard-wasting disease?


If it's a evil giant lizard then I don't care.


GravatarDavid Horowitz, "Students for Academic Freedom Chairman"

That's rich.


GravatarWassup?
steve simels | 04.16.06 - 12:23 am |

atriots:
from a reply kei got to an order she placed

If you don't have these, here are the "secret" telephone numbers for:
Amazon: Customer service: 800-201-7575
PayPal: Customer Service: 888-221-1161
Also, here is a great site, recently profiled by many news organizations: It lists “get-around” codes for those annoying customer service computerized phone systems at 300+ major companies: http://gethuman.com/us/


GravatarAnd life is interesting again.

The ancient Chinese curse again.


GravatarHorowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.


Gravatar Rip, us all are well. So you're back reg'lar?

I believe so... finally got some internets access and my own computer back. I hope to have the website back up in a few weeks.


GravatarI wonder what the jesuits think of the opus dei wackadoos that are running amok these days?


Anyone know?


Gravatararial was a slut.

My ATF.
smalfish, frothing


the only time she could keep her legs together was when she didn't have any.

seriously, i did not like my daughters watching that movie. very sexist overtones - arial practically drooling over the prince, didn't need to say anything just have great legs (and a seashell brassiere) to capture his heart. i found it disturbing.


GravatarHorowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.

Assuming this is correct, one possible explanation could be found in the fact that the right wing now seems to spurn empirical study.


GravatarHorowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.


If Horowitz said the sky was blue I'd look out the window to make sure.


GravatarHorowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.


If Horowitz said the sky was blue I'd look out the window to make sure.


GravatarHorowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.

Yeah, and the ratio of faculty who believe in gravity versus those who don't is even more extreme. Whadda gonna do about that imbalance, Mr. Trotsky Horowitz?


GravatarAnyone who wants to wipe the thought of Horowitz's ugly mug from their brain can go to my homepage and look at pretty pictures of flowers.

http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...al- gardens.html


GravatarDisney has produced nothing but shit and will produce nothing but shit. I'm just sorry I missed the televised grave-shitting.


GravatarHorowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.
jack | 04.16.06 - 12:24 am | #


Leonard Bernstein says the ratio of
dead conductors to him is even higher.


Gravatararial practically drooling over the prince, didn't need to say anything just have great legs (and a seashell brassiere) to capture his heart. i found it disturbing


Don't forget the firey (wreck) red hair.

Ooo la la.


GravatarHorowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.

And I'll bet he can cite the study that proves this, the one that he pulled out of his ass just now.


Gravatarnite all

Gonna sit outsite

Get fuckin drunck

that isall

/


GravatarHorowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.

affirmitive action needed now!


GravatarHorowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.

Assuming this is correct, one possible explanation could be found in the fact that the right wing now seems to spurn empirical study.


The right wing thinks that anyone that doesn't believe in creationism and that chimpy is the world's greatest human being is a "leftist."

Horowitz and his fellow travelers can suck my dick.


Gravatarkei & yuri :

Thanks for the tip!!!


GravatarHorowitz says conservatives have been blacklisted at all the major universities.


GravatarFuck I hate going to the grocery store at midnight.

Fucking easter bunny.


Gravatarsimels, how is your swimmer's ear problem?


GravatarAnyhoo, so what did I miss tonight?


GravatarHorowitz says conservatives have been blacklisted at all the major universities.

Stupid people don't get tenure. Praise Jesus.


GravatarThe right wing thinks that anyone that doesn't believe in creationism and that chimpy is the world's greatest human being is a "leftist."

We were just going to say that actually Horowitz's entire scaremongering scam is predicated on both regarding "liberalism" as an extremist ideology when it's pretty common and well-integrated. A lot of faculty are hardly leftist at all but, if forced to choose one of only two, would go with left; and being not-rightist is the same as being Leon Trotsky to Mr Horowitz.


GravatarThe right wing thinks that anyone that doesn't believe in creationism

whereas i think that anyone who does should not be on any faculty more respectable than BJU.


GravatarI believe so... finally got some internets access and my own computer back. I hope to have the website back up in a few weeks.

The place has totally sucked without you. Went to hell, too -- nobody has commented at Eschaton at all in months.


Gravatar simels, how is your swimmer's ear problem?

Simels has a swimmer? Man, life is sure sweet in NYC. I'm not sure what a personal swimmer would do but it sounds pretty cool to have one, just the same...


Gravatar
Fucking easter bunny.


NO FLIRTING.


GravatarMolly is free, Molly is free!


Gravatarwhereas i think that anyone who does should not be on any faculty more respectable than BJU.


You are too kind. I think they should be shot into the sun.


Gravatarsimels, how is your swimmer's ear problem?
fourlegsgood


he didn't hear you - you have to shout:

SIMELS! HOW IS YOUR SWIMMER'S EAR?


GravatarHorowitz says that liberal psychology professors have naked wicca parties where they disembowel kidnapped infants born to conservative parents, and baptize themselves in the blood, swearing alliegance to the Dark Chomsky.


GravatarAnyhoo, so what did I miss tonight?

Anger emanating like mutant radiation from the left, the likes of what has never been seen before.

Other than that, not much.


GravatarStupid people don't get tenure. Praise Jesus.

I wish that were true.


GravatarYou are too kind. I think they should be shot into the sun.
fourlegsgood


what did the sun ever do to deserve them? no, i think bob jones university is the perfect place for them.


Gravatarhe didn't hear you - you have to shout:

SIMELS! HOW IS YOUR SWIMMER'S EAR?



Oh. Of course.

Thanks.


GravatarHorowitz says that my balls have been blacklisted at all the major universities.


Gravatarok, that is really it for me.

good night, all.

GOOD NIGHT, SIMELS.

later.


Gravatarwe had a swimmer, but he got away.



really, that was a frog.


GravatarSIMELS! HOW IS YOUR SWIMMER'S EAR?

STEVE: What! My Schwinn is here? What?


GravatarHorowitz says that liberal professors are standing behind you RIGHT NOW!!


GravatarWhat/which, I'm so fucking angry I my grammer isn't so good.


GravatarSee?


Gravatarwhat did the sun ever do to deserve them? no, i think bob jones university is the perfect place for them.


The sun doesn't have feelings. The sun doesn't care.


Gravatar I'm so fucking angry I my grammer isn't so good.

your grammer isn't well

what's wrong with her?



(couldn't resist. really leaving now)


GravatarThe sun is an angry liberal.


GravatarAnd I'll bet he can cite the study that proves this, the one that he pulled out of his ass just now.
Another Bruce


Close. Two studies, both rectally produced.


Gravatar Horowitz says that liberal professors are standing behind you RIGHT NOW!!

If there is one thing I fucking hate it is liberal professors, especially in the humanities. Those fuckers.


Gravatar(couldn't resist. really leaving now)

You're leaving now?
That's no surprise
There's really no disguising it
Guess I should of known it all alooooooo-ng...


GravatarI don't know if I've got Swimmers Ear
or not, but I have something like it
for sure.

My right ear has been totally stuffed
up since Thursday. Doesn't hurt but
very annoying.


GravatarHorowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.

If this is true, I am totally okay with it. I hope we can make it 60 to 1.


GravatarReason #5,237 why Steve Jobs is an insufferable prick.


GravatarIf there is one thing I fucking hate it is liberal professors, especially in the humanities.

Oh, the humanities!


GravatarLiberal professors want nothing more than to have your children... your CHILDREN!! read Irish poetry and drink whiskey. They're not to be trusted.

No, sir... that's why I don't have children. Well, that's what I tell people...


GravatarHorowitz says that liberal psychology professors have naked wicca parties where they disembowel kidnapped infants born to conservative parents, and baptize themselves in the blood, swearing alliegance to the Dark Chomsky.
Nim, ham hock of liberty


I knew I shoulda gots my PHD.


Gravatarwell, I finally read what this thread is supposed to be about, and all I can say is, hmmm.

WTF is the matter w/people who are so fearful they can't see t heir way to clear to gov't transparency. There have ALWAYS been things the gov't has he;d back in the interest of nat'l security, and the People have not pushed back because it was tacitly understood what had to be done. We were in agreement, in complicity, as it were.

This particular maladmministration has clearly set itself apart and declared itself an enemy of the People, and they deserve every damn blowback they get.

Implicit before was that we could trust the gov't because they were governing in our best interests. This particular group, however, apparently dislikes (perhaps hates) and distrusts and dismisses all of us as irrelevant. And that is precisely why we are calling them on their shit. And must continue to, until (or if) they tell us the fucking truth.

They ain't gonna. So, too, we ain't gonna let up on their motherfucking selves.


GravatarI save my swimmers for special occasions.


GravatarDonald Rumsfeld has sacrificed much for public service. He could be sitting on his ranch in New Mexico clipping coupons but he chose to serve his nation. And you lowlifes in the peanut gallery sit at your keyboards and take potshots at him. Get into the arena and do something with your worthless lives besides bitching about Rumsfeld.


GravatarI'm guessing that Horrorwits pulled that blacklist out of his ass too, which is why its black.


GravatarReason #5,237 why Steve Jobs is an insufferable prick.


I don't care. I still love my Mac and my iPod.

I don't plan on having Jobs over for dinner or anything. So I don't have to like him.


Gravatar(Rocking)

NOW! Sure as the sun has crossed the sky--
The lyin's over!
LOST! Like the tears that
Used to tide...

ME OVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

(Hair flying, rocking out)


Gravatarsteve simels

stop swimming!!!!!!!!!! man was not meant to do so!!!!!!!!!



GravatarGet into the arena and do something with your worthless lives besides bitching about Rumsfeld.

Thanks for the advice.


GravatarThe Bush Administration is aggressively rooting liberals and Democrats out of the executive branch. Why should liberals be just as aggressive about controlling academia? Fuck fairness. Fairness doesn't apply anywhere anymore, thanks to Republicans. Suck it up, jack.


Gravatarshould = shouldn't


GravatarNo, sir... that's why I don't have children.

Little bastard's would hog the whiskey and poetry...


GravatarI gotta new sideline . . .


GravatarLittle bastard's would hog the whiskey and poetry...


And they would eat all the chocolate. And probably teach lion kitty to smoke pot.


GravatarDonald Rumsfeld has sacrificed his balls for public service. He could be sitting on his ranch in New Mexico shaving and perfuming his balls but he chose to serve his nation. And you lowlifes in the peanut gallery sit at your keyboards and take potshots at his balls. Get into the arena and do something with your worthless lives besides bitching about Rumsfeld's balls.


GravatarIntellectual honesty = Liberal

That's one of the many reasons Horowitz is a putz destined to fail.


GravatarAnd you lowlifes in the peanut gallery sit at your keyboards and take potshots at him. Get into the arena and do something with your worthless lives besides bitching about Rumsfeld.

Dude, the peanut gallery is in the arena, which is why we're taking potshots.


GravatarFuck Horowitz. Academia is liberal. Tough shit, asshole. Don't like it? Start your own school.


GravatarHorowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1

Ooh....we here on the Left have control
of Academia.


Total victory is ours, comrades!!!!!


GravatarFuck Horowitz. Academia is liberal. Tough shit, asshole. Don't like it? Start your own school.

Don't give them any ideas.


GravatarAcademia is only liberal if you regard anything to the left of Attila the Hun as "liberal".


Gravatar"Ooh....we here on the Left have control
of Academia.
"

I guess the right lost the war of ideas.

Unfortunately, they won the war of propoganda.


Gravatarhippy bastards. you all need haircuts and a bath


GravatarSimels,


HOW IS YOUR EAR???


GravatarDid you know only 1 in 1,000,000 CEOs of major corporations is a Trotskyist? Looks like some fairness is required.


Gravatar"you all need haircuts and a bath
len
"

I also need some Doritos.


GravatarIf there is one thing I fucking hate it is liberal professors, especially in the humanities.

Oh, the humanities!
keith | 04.16.06 - 12:39 am


take it from me: nothing equals the sheer depravity of a liberal social science prof. liberal anthro profs have been known to extend their pot supplies by blending it with the dessicated afterbirths of indigenous teenagers...
.


GravatarDon't give them any ideas.
fourlegsgood


Too late, BJU, Liberty U.


GravatarI also need some Doritos.

I need some pie.

There is a distinct lake of pie in my house.


GravatarFuck Horowitz. Academia is liberal. Tough shit, asshole. Don't like it? Start your
own school.
Buzz Bomb | 04.16.06 - 12:47 am | #


Did you follow the whole
attempted take over
of Adelphi a few years ago?

The wing-nuts --
I forgot who was financing it,
but it was somebody big --
were trying to turn it into
a right-wing Yale.

Fortunately, they were all crooks
so the effort failed. Miserably.


GravatarGet into the arena and do something with your worthless lives besides bitching about Rumsfeld

I quite enjoy the assumption that supporting Rumsfeld puts you "in the arena."

I also enjoy people who go on the internet to tell other people on the internet to "get a life."


GravatarI also need some Doritos.

I'd say, with all the trolling going on, that there is a serious shortage of cheetos in the heartland.


GravatarThank god tomorrow is Easter.


I thought the peep wars would NEVER come to an end.


Gravatar"There is a distinct lake of pie in my house.
fourlegsgood


!!!!!!

Party at fourlegs' !


GravatarThere is a distinct lake of pie in my house.

Well, start bailing.


GravatarThere is a distinct lake of pie in my house.

Can you spare a watery slice, friend?



GravatarFortunately, they were all crooks
so the effort failed. Miserably.


Their stupidity is the only reason the world hasn't been destroyed 10 times over.


Gravatarhippy bastards. you all need haircuts and a bath
len


It's spelled hippie, you ignoramus. H-i-p-p-i-e.


GravatarCan you spare a watery slice, friend?


GravatarWhy do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?


GravatarHmm. A lake of pie.


Whole lotta bakin goin on at the four legs home.


GravatarHOW IS YOUR EAR???
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 12:48 am | #


Like I said, it doesn't hurt but it's
still stuffed up. Very annoying.

Thanks for asking...


GravatarCrap.


Lack of pie, not lake.


(I could not be that lucky)


Gravatarfwiw: i heard from Olaf, down in Austin...

the guzzi didn't start. olaf's in a motel, pretty well toasted. he met Dave, Rors & Meriam, texas mama...

he's kinda bummed out, as one could be under such circumstances...

anybody think of a way to help him out, i have his cell-fone #...
.


Gravatarhippy bastards. you all need haircuts and a bath
len


I just came from the bathtub. My hair is still wet. Should I cut it now or go back in the tub first?


GravatarCan you spare a watery slice, friend?

My laughter is nigh chokefullish.


Gravatargood grief...does the image of Rumsfeld's balls, shaved/perfumed or not, really need to get into the public discourse...?

Who gives one shit about his 'nads - is he married? That would be the beeswax of his female famniliar, eh? Or, whatever version thereof he chooses.

I just really need brain bleach after that.

Please, can there be some major events in the course of human history that do not involve or depend upon the testicles and testosterone of the human male for resolution?

Please?


GravatarWe have to bathe now?


Gravatar"Please, can there be some major events in the course of human history that do not involve or depend upon the testicles and testosterone of the human male for resolution?

Please?
Sarah Deere
"

You sound very angry and hysterical. Are you one of those feminazis?


GravatarWe have to bathe now?
keith

Think of it as a learning experience


GravatarPlease, can there be some major events in the course of human history that do not involve or depend upon the testicles and testosterone of the human male for resolution?

No. And that explains our current situation.


GravatarI am angry about the lack of pie in my house.


I am certain it is a republican's fault.


GravatarNim, can I interview you for my academic article on anti-feminist trolls, please?


GravatarIt's spelled hippie, you ignoramus. H-i-p-p-i-e.

Actually, it's spelled both ways.


GravatarYou sound very angry and hysterical. Are you one of those feminazis?
Nim, ham hock of liberty

Proudly YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Gravatar"Nim, can I interview you for my academic article on anti-feminist trolls, please?

Echidne of the snakes
"

If you promise not to get all hysterical on me, or seduce me into your lesbian wiccan orgies, yes.


GravatarParticularly if it means not having to even consider thinking about Rumsfeld's wretched balls. Yucko.


GravatarIf you promise not to get all hysterical on me, or seduce me into your lesbian wiccan orgies, yes.

Sounds like fun, those lesbian wiccan orgies. I should have promised to write a paper on those instead. grrr


GravatarShould I cut it now or go back in the tub first?

NEVER get out of the tub...

/Apocalypse Now


GravatarActually, it's spelled both ways.

My reading is that it's more commonly spelled hippy in other countries. Yer not one of those furriners are you?


GravatarOkay, evening all.


If you're so inclined, have a
Happy Easter!!!!!!


If not, stay cool and talk to you
manana...


GravatarIf you promise not to get all hysterical on me, or seduce me into your lesbian wiccan orgies, yes.

Or throw you into the briar patch...


GravatarJust passing through on my way to bed, and thought I'd stop in and say that some day when all this is over, I'm so dragging this dude out of the Harvard Law School and shaving his fucking head for the Nazi fucking collaborator he is. I have a list. He's on it.

And with that, I bid you sweet dreams, dear ones.

Ciao.



GravatarOh wait. There's also penis size. That and testicles.


Gravatar"Or throw you into the briar patch...
Thers
"

Please don't try to marginalize my important message by suggesting that it's insincere.

I know what those people are up to.


GravatarParticularly if it means not having to even consider thinking about Rumsfeld's wretched balls. Yucko.

Rummy needs to worry about his own balls.

http://www.boston.com/news/natio..._interrogation/


Gravatarbriar patch...

What is a briar patch? I fell into nettles off a bridge when I was little (we were trying to learn to fly). Are briars something similar? If so, I will grow some.


GravatarI used to have a triple chamber bong with an American flag painted on it. If that isn't true patriotism, I don't know what is.


GravatarWhat is a briar patch? I fell into nettles off a bridge when I was little (we were trying to learn to fly). Are briars something similar? If so, I will grow some.

Beg pardon: your English is impeccable so perhaps I didn't think you would have missed this American folk tale.


GravatarNever mind. I googled "briar". It's not as bad as nettles. If you get stung by nettles spit on the itching spot and then rub it with sand. Works every time.


GravatarAre briars something similar? If so, I will grow some.

Briars have wicked poking thorns, nettles are more of a chemical burn.

That said, they're mighty tasty and nutritious after you boil them.


GravatarAre briars something similar? If so, I will grow some.

briar=generic name for any number of brambly, thorny, thistley, burdock, or burr covered plants.
(plants that are no fun to walk through)


GravatarRummy needs to worry about his own balls.

http://www.boston.com/news/natio..._interrogation/
keith

good. nail the sob.


GravatarThere is a distinct lake of pie in my house.

A long walk off a short pier would seem to be in order, then.


GravatarI am angry about the lack of balls in my pants.


GravatarIt is 1 in the morning (in some places) and we are discussing Rummy's testicles?


GravatarA great story, Thers. I hadn't read that one though I've heard references to the Tarbaby and the rest of it. It reminds me of the trickster coyote and similar stories from the East.


GravatarTime for bed.

You kids play nice with each other. EVEN THE FEMINAZIS. None of whom are allowed to seduce me OR my fiancee while we're sleeping. So don't even THINK abou tit.


GravatarI'm so dragging this dude out of the Harvard Law School and shaving his fucking head for the Nazi fucking collaborator he is. I have a list. He's on it.


Just let me know when... I'd like to take pictures.


GravatarIt is 1 in the morning (in some places) and we are discussing Rummy's testicles?
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh

yeah, partly my fault (though not all!!)

Which is why, desperately trying to erase that mental image, I am taking to stiff drink then heading for bed.

Best to you all, sweet dreams, no bedbugs, and a loverly tomorrow.

SD


GravatarSo don't even THINK abou tit.

Good grief, that is quite the Freudian slip...


GravatarIt is 1 in the morning (in some places) and we are discussing Rummy's testicles?

I'm not.


I don't want to think about that nasty old man's shriveled up nuts.

Gross.


GravatarSo don't even THINK abou tit.

Now I can't think about anything BUT tit.

Thanks Nim!


GravatarDidn't anyone go look at my pretty flower pictures?

They are ever so much more attractive than Rummy's balls.


GravatarSarah, I hope it's not my deodorant or lack thereof.


GravatarA great story, Thers. I hadn't read that one though I've heard references to the Tarbaby and the rest of it. It reminds me of the trickster coyote and similar stories from the East.

Yup. But in idiomatic English, saying "throw me into the briar patch" means "give me a punishment I secretly really, really want..."


Gravatarbriar=generic name for any number of brambly, thorny, thistley, burdock, or burr covered plants.
(plants that are no fun to walk through)
Doug


I have never, ever, ever seen "briar" = "burrs".

Briars are canes with thorns. Like roses and raspberries.


GravatarNice pictures, 4lgs. Are the bottom ones roses or peonies?


Gravatar"throw me into the briar patch" means "give me a punishment I secretly really, really want..."

Wow. Have we established a safe word yet?

(Too sleepy to have stopped in here...)


GravatarYup. But in idiomatic English, saying "throw me into the briar patch" means "give me a punishment I secretly really, really want..."

Thanks for this. I love to learn more English.


GravatarBriars are canes with thorns. Like roses and raspberries.

And stickerbushes.


GravatarI have never, ever, ever seen "briar" = "burrs".

Briars are canes with thorns. Like roses and raspberries.
JR


Maybe not in Canada, but in part of the US, people use "briar" to describe exactly what I defined it as.


GravatarLeave me out of this.


GravatarMaybe not in Canada, but in part of the US, people use "briar" to describe exactly what I defined it as.

Those people make me angry. GRRR. ANGRY LEFT.


GravatarNice pictures, 4lgs. Are the bottom ones roses or peonies?


Roses. It's not cold enough here for peonies.


GravatarBriar Aelred



Okay, bed it is. Haloscan's bein' a bitch and I should, like, function sometime in the AM. Whoops, LATER in the AM.


GravatarLeave me out of this.
Briar Aelred


What the rabbit said.


GravatarRoses. It's not cold enough here for peonies.

My peonies have just broken through the ground. But the little blue bulbs are flowering everywhere. I can't remember what they are called ixi-something? They're not supposed to do well here but the squirrels don't eat them like they eat everything else I plant for spring.


GravatarIs anyone else thinking of that dopey movie, "Savannah Smiles"?

What a sacharin sweet kid.


GravatarMaybe not in Canada, but in part of the US, people use "briar" to describe exactly what I defined it as.
Doug


Not according to every single online US dictionary.

Keep your perversions away from the language,

And stickerbushes.
Thers


If "stickerbushes" are what we call "stick-tights" or cockleburrs, then no, they are not briars.

A briar has woody parts. Annuals and biennials need not apply.


GravatarNow my brain tries to remember another story with the same device in it as the Tarbaby one. Something about an animal who could swim and asked to be drowned by being thrown in the river?


GravatarI can't remember what they are called ixi-something?

Grape hyacinth?


Gravatar"A briar has woody parts. Annuals and biennials need not apply.
JR
"

We're not really supposed to talk about that, you know.

ESPECIALLY not on Easter Sunday.


GravatarIncome inequality has gone down under george bush.


GravatarThe new book by Kos is very good.


GravatarBut the little blue bulbs are flowering everywhere. I can't remember what they are called ixi-something?

Crocus?
http://www.vetmed.wisc.edu/dms/f...2005- crocus.jpg


GravatarLying has gone up dramatically under george bush.


GravatarNo, they are neither of those. I have scillas in flower, too, but the ones I'm thinking are something different. Must google.


GravatarNot according to every single online US dictionary.

You looked at every one?

Did you talk to old granny Franklin in Rabbit Hatch in Boone County Kentucky too?


GravatarMy peonies have just broken through the ground. But the little blue bulbs are flowering everywhere. I can't remember what they are called ixi-something?


ixi something? not crocuses?

Really, bulbs don't do well here- there are a few varieties of native irises, but generally, if you want bulb flowers (tulips and stuff) you have to pull them out of the ground, store them in the freezer or fridge and replant them.


GravatarIf "stickerbushes" are what we call "stick-tights" or cockleburrs, then no, they are not briars.

A briar has woody parts. Annuals and biennials need not apply.


I don't know what you call "stick-tights," I'm sure. Sounds dirty to me.

"Stickerbushes" are bushes with stickers (little thorns) and capsule-shaped red berries.


GravatarChionodoxa luciliae


GravatarIf you remove four california counties from the data,
most of the income inequality of the last 10 years vanishes.


GravatarHere's a picture of it

Chionodoxa


GravatarChionodoxa luciliae


Ahhh....


GravatarThe Zilker Botanical Gardens has a new garden (new to me, anyway). It's a prehistoric garden.

It's supposed to replicate the kinds of plants that would have been growing in this area during prehistoric times.

Strange, eh? It's planted with all kinds of ferns and cypresses.


GravatarGeorge Bush has gone up dramatically under Jeff Gannon.


GravatarHere's a picture of it

Chionodoxa


Huh. Pretty.


GravatarBut the ones I have are much bluer. I remember that they were a special variant and cost a lot. They have seeded and the seedlings are the same blue. Weird, that. Usually the seedlings revert to type.


GravatarBut the ones I have are much bluer. I remember that they were a special variant and cost a lot. They have seeded and the seedlings are the same blue. Weird, that. Usually the seedlings revert to type.


That is interesting.

I miss having a garden. It's just so fucking HOT here.

Though I do like the tropical plants.


GravatarThe middle class is dead and there's not much we can do about it.
Those with bachelor's degrees will have to work low paying service sector jobs.


GravatarReally, bulbs don't do well here- there are a few varieties of native irises, but generally, if you want bulb flowers (tulips and stuff) you have to pull them out of the ground, store them in the freezer or fridge and replant them.

This is strange. Talking to you on the net I never think how different the climates are. I've never lived anywhere that warm.


Gravatar"Stickerbushes" are bushes with stickers (little thorns) and capsule-shaped red berries.
Thers


Then not stick-tights.

If stickerbushes are woody, with thorns, then they can be called "briars" in the US.

Everywhere that *English* is spoken, the word "briar" is restricted to canes.

You looked at every one?

M-W, American Heritage, etc. the ususal suspects.

Did you talk to old granny Franklin in Rabbit Hatch in Boone County Kentucky too?

No, she mumbles.


Gravatarthose with high school diplomas will have to compete with mexicans.


Gravatarthose without high school diplomas can get three squares a day in jail.


GravatarThis is strange. Talking to you on the net I never think how different the climates are. I've never lived anywhere that warm.

Tulips and other bulbs need to be in the ground at a certain temperature for a minimum number of days to bloom.

It's sad. That's one of the best thing about spring, IMHO. I loved the progression of different flowers that bloom up north.

We don't get that here.


GravatarWe don't get that here.

You have sports seasons there.


GravatarIt's sad. That's one of the best thing about spring, IMHO. I loved the progression of different flowers that bloom up north.

Yes. The trees in the nearby village center are covered with white flowers, no leaves yet. It's quite lovely. The forsythias are yellow everywhere, and soon we get the rhododendrons.

I'm turning in. Have lovely dreams, moonbats.


GravatarThere was a place I went to once in the Blue Ridge mountains, that had rhododendron forests. Not terribly tall but tall enough to walk under.


GravatarI think what an Atriot said last night:

If people like this were around during WW II, London would never have been rebuilt.
Terry C, Coldplayer | 04.15.06 - 11:15 pm | #

Or maybe more accurately we'd have been there to help the nazis protect it from the terrarists

had the present regime been in place I doubt it not at all. ol prescott sure made a killing with em

god they're slimefesty


GravatarConsumer confidence remains high.


GravatarAfter completing the arduous (for me anyhow) task of filing my taxes, I treated myself to a screening of Speedy, a 1928 Harold Lloyd film. It was astounding how gorgeously preserved that film was. Good Lord, those 20's comics worked their tails off for their money.


GravatarTaxes aren't due until tuesday
if you live in one of the states that celebrates Patriots Day.


GravatarThis bush family suckingup on Cspan is surrealistic.


Gravatarhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/ameri...cas/ 4913414.stm
Gen Clark said in a television interview: "I believe secretary Rumsfeld hasn't done an adequate job. He should go."

Gen Clark said he believed Mr Rumsfeld, along with Vice-President Dick Cheney, had helped push the Iraq invasion when there was "no connection with the war on terror".

Gen Clark said the secretary had lost the confidence of some officers in the military who were asking for "somebody in the military chain of command who will listen".

Gen Clark has been a frequent critic of the Bush administration's Iraq policy.
etc.


Frequent and early.
http:// www.politicalstrategy.org...log_archive.php
"Nothing could be a more serious violation of public trust than to consciously make a war based on false claims," he told a conference of military reporters and editors. "Its handling of intelligence and its retaliation against its critics may have been criminal."
-


GravatarConsumer confidence remains high.

DO NOT PANIC! ALL IS WELL!


GravatarGood Lord, those 20's comics worked their tails off for their money.

Buster Keaton hopping around on the front end of a moving locomotive in "The General" is scary & inspiring at the same time.


GravatarJesus Christ rose from the dead 2000 years ago today.


GravatarI have a pickle in my ass.


GravatarI work at Jack in the Box.


GravatarMy mom's muff has tusks.


Gravatarother jacks,
I'd be careful, namestealers will get banned.


Gravatarit's a gherkin pickle.


GravatarAfter completing the arduous (for me anyhow) task of filing my taxes, I treated myself to a screening of Speedy, a 1928 Harold Lloyd film. It was astounding how gorgeously preserved that film was. Good Lord, those 20's comics worked their tails off for their money.

A very nice movie, IMO. A somewhat dubious moral, though...


GravatarNow my brain tries to remember another story with the same device in it as the Tarbaby one. Something about an animal who could swim and asked to be drowned by being thrown in the river?
Echidne of the snakes

Maybe you're thinking of the Chinese brothers...


GravatarJesus Christ rose from the dead 2000 years ago today.

Proof?


Link?


ANything?


Gravatar Jesus Christ rose from the dead 2000 years ago today.

Proof?


Damned typos. It was supposed to read
"Jesus Christ rose from the bed 2000
years ago today."

Lucky bastard. If he did that today,
I'm sure he' crawl back right were he
came from . . .


GravatarWhat I enjoy about easter.
The spring weather.
Being with the family.
Dressing up.
A good meal.
An after dinner walk in the park with a toothpick.


GravatarWhat I enjoy about easter.
The spring weather.
Being with the family.
Dressing up.
A good meal.
An after dinner walk in the park with a toothpick.


Yuch!


GravatarLink?

Here ya go. But people will believe whatever they want to, and there's nothing anyone can do about that.


GravatarReligion makes all these good things possible.


GravatarA very nice movie, IMO. A somewhat dubious moral, though...
Phila


One disturbing consistency with flicks from that era was the inclusion of some sort of Jim Crow or "Indian" or "Chinaman" references. They test marketed the shit out of movies then, and maybe those gratuitious racist segments were what they felt the audiences wanted.


GravatarOne disturbing consistency with flicks from that era was the inclusion of some sort of Jim Crow or "Indian" or "Chinaman" references. They test marketed the shit out of movies then, and maybe those gratuitious racist segments were what they felt the audiences wanted.
Max Planck


That stuff doesn't really bother me, sad to say. And I think "Speedy" is kind of touching, the way you've got the old Jews and the Chinese launderers kicking the shit out of the magnate's goon squad.

It's just troublesome that the whole movie hinges on this sense of community, but in the end, it's got a price tag on it...


GravatarBut I'm not knocking it by any means...a very sweet little movie. And great Coney Island footage, too.


GravatarI'd think Ingraham's personality would be horrifyingly undesirable.

Rumor has it that to get back at a boyfriend who dumped her, she ran his house's garden hose into the mail slot in the front door and turned on the water.


GravatarThat stuff doesn't really bother me, sad to say.

It's fascinating to me, as much as an historical zeitgeist document as anything else. Were these caricatures contemporarily accepted as additional, albeit cartoonishly comic figures or actually the straight foils?


Gravatarother jacks,
I'd be careful, namestealers will get banned.
jack

Nah, if that happened you'd have been gone a LONG time ago, putzface.


GravatarBut I'm not knocking it by any means...a very sweet little movie. And great Coney Island footage, too.
Phila


The camera operators in that era were just masters. They often had those hand cranked paralax equipment, where they didn't even have the advantage of through the lens framing. And Lloyd generally hated sound stage reproductions of motion. So they were on fast moving vehicles, or in the case of Safety Last, *way* up in the air.

And the results were just fucking amazing.


GravatarNick at Nite has a What's Happening marathon.
In the current episode, Raj convinces his coworkers to go on strike.


Gravatarroach spray ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> []::::::: jack


GravatarÔ¿Ô ,
Incognito, the latent troll.


GravatarShroud of turin, does not offer proof of anything. There is no telling, by that thing, if jeebus was a man, or a god (not fucking likely). It does not really tell who wore it when they died. It does not give anything but more controversey. And that site was littered with hype and testimonies. No real proof of anything.

Thanks for playing.


GravatarShroud of turin

Didn't they carbon date a piece of that thing to the 1300's?


GravatarNick at Nite has a What's Happening marathon.
In the current episode, Shirley learns her race got her a job.


GravatarIn the current episode, Shirley learns her race got her a job.
jack


Silly Shirley. Won't she ever figure out that it's yer Poppy who gets you the choicest jobs?


GravatarDidn't they carbon date a piece of that thing to the 1300's?



I don't know thtaq for certain, but from the link....

From its first recorded exhibition in France in 1357, this cloth has been the object of mass veneration, on the one hand, and scorn from a number of learned clerics and freethinkers, on the other. Appearing as it did in an age of unparalleled relic-mongering and forgery and, if genuine, lacking documentation of its whereabouts for 1,300 years, the Shroud would certainly have long ago been consigned to the ranks of spurious relics (along with several other shrouds with similar claims) were it not for the extraordinary image it bears.


SO FWIW, the thing is supposed to have an image on it. But for my money, there is no telling whose image is on it. AND, there have been images seen all through history. Especially today.

I denounce all things shoud related. Just too much inferred.


GravatarI denounce all things shoud related.

Jebus aside, if they've determined the object was not hand painted, and is ~700 years old, it is a photographic marvel in itself.


GravatarDon't leave me alone with jack and owls!


Gravatarif they've determined the object was not hand painted, and is ~700 years old, it is a photographic marvel in itself.


I might buy that. If it does'nt turn out to be another in a long line of fake stuff made up to be something the masses can hang their hats on.


And to bed I must go.

later bats.

ANd Jack, go away. find something useful to do, other than troll some board you disagree with and are not welcomed at. Or just FOAD, if it suits your mission in life.


GravatarWatching Columbo: Ransom for a Dead Man, from the first season dvd. God, that Patricia Mattick was hot. 19 years old with a face like a Boticelli madonna. And she's got Walter Neff on the TV!


GravatarWhat the Stones had done at this point in their career vs. what Pearl Jam has done in the same time frame.

Compare. Contrast. Discuss.


Stones: Piggybacked on the Beatles' success. Lost their best and most talented member in a swimming pool accident that many think wasn't an accident. Flopped around making increasingly weak records after that, the sole exception being Some Girls.

Pearl Jam: Umm, huh?

Winner: Stones by default.


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