Bush presidency: FIERY WRECK!
res ipsa loquitur |
04.15.06 - 11:06 pm | #
Paris Hilton: The Anaconda of the Celebrity World.
watertiger, very peeved |
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04.15.06 - 11:07 pm | #
Christian law? Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça?
watertiger, very peeved |
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04.15.06 - 11:07 pm | #
What? I'm not even angry yet at that, just... astounded.
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.15.06 - 11:08 pm | #
"Christian law?"
B-B-B-But Harvard is a large collection of secular liberals in a decadent coastal enclave.
res ipsa loquitur |
04.15.06 - 11:09 pm | #
If you're not angry you're not paying attention.
res ipsa loquitur |
04.15.06 - 11:09 pm | #
Paris Hilton: The Anaconda of the Celebrity World.
watertiger
But is she on a plane??
Sweet Sue |
04.15.06 - 11:09 pm | #
There is a long list of people who snapped when 9/11 happened. It's similar to Alvin Toffler's idea of future shock. Maybe it's a large-scale type of post-traumatic stress disorder. Either way, it sucks that the bastards who let 9/11 happen are using those who are afflicted with the disorder to determine the national discourse. It just feeds into their dementia and the Bush government's plans.
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04.15.06 - 11:10 pm | #
honey, Paris Hilton IS the plane.
I have no idea what that means, I'm still trying to wrap my brain around an idiot named "Stuntz."
watertiger, very peeved |
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04.15.06 - 11:10 pm | #
My internets is crawling tonight.
keith |
04.15.06 - 11:12 pm | #
I've always been nuts, and never needed an excuse like 9/11.
NTodd, Pfffter |
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04.15.06 - 11:13 pm | #
Joe Lieberman is a fiery bag of assholes
Syd Barrett |
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04.15.06 - 11:13 pm | #
William J. Stuntz, a law professor at Harvard, who apparently specializes in Christian law theory
Damned pointy-headed liberal college professors!
(what the hell is "Christian law theory?" The only texbook I can imagine is "City of God." Or Calvin. Good grief.)
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04.15.06 - 11:13 pm | #
I think what we have here is a severe case of bedwetting.
I totally swear I just sweat a lot at night.
NTodd, Pfffter |
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04.15.06 - 11:13 pm | #
So if the WWII generation was the Greatest Generation is the 9/11 generation the Scardey Cat Generation? The Cowardly Generation? The Yellow-Bellied Generation?
Hecate Malificent |
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04.15.06 - 11:14 pm | #
Paris Hilton: The Anaconda of the Celebrity World.
Oral sex from a snake? Now that's truly something for National Inquirer.
spinoza |
04.15.06 - 11:14 pm | #
"Privacy and transparency are the diseases."
Wingers are a disease.
Terry C, Coldplayer |
04.15.06 - 11:14 pm | #
(what the hell is "Christian law theory?" The only texbook I can imagine is "City of God." Or Calvin. Good grief.)
It's kinda scary to think that this guy's mindset reflects that of a lot of people. It wasn't that long ago that fools were talking about "the end of history" as if the U.S. was excluded from history.
Another Bruce |
04.15.06 - 11:15 pm | #
There is a long list of people who snapped when 9/11 happened. It's similar to Alvin Toffler's idea of future shock. Maybe it's a large-scale type of post-traumatic stress disorder. Either way, it sucks that the bastards who let 9/11 happen are using those who are afflicted with the disorder to determine the national discourse. It just feeds into their dementia and the Bush government's plans.
puppethead
I think what an Atriot said last night:
If people like this were around during WW II, London would never have been rebuilt.
Terry C, Coldplayer |
04.15.06 - 11:15 pm | #
This is the dawning of
the Age of the Bogeyman,
the Age of the Bogeymaaaaaaaaaan.,
the Bogeymaaaaaaan,
the Bogeymaaaaan.
watertiger, very peeved |
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04.15.06 - 11:15 pm | #
So if the WWII generation was the Greatest Generation is the 9/11 generation the Scardey Cat Generation? The Cowardly Generation? The Yellow-Bellied Generation?
Hiding under the bed has a long and proud history. Please do not mock it.
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04.15.06 - 11:15 pm | #
I'm going to go to bed now. You all be good. Or kind. Or civil. Or at the very least alert to all the dangers that the Republic faces.
So if the WWII generation was the Greatest Generation is the 9/11 generation the Scardey Cat Generation? The Cowardly Generation? The Yellow-Bellied Generation?
Hecate Malificent
Now, THIS is funny: "For most officials most of the time, the key choice is not between doing right and doing wrong, but between doing something and doing nothing. Doing nothing is usually easier--less likely to generate bad headlines or critical blog posts."
I always KNEW it was Atrios's fault. The reason the administration has done so many idiotic things is they were afraid of mean blog posts.
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.15.06 - 11:16 pm | #
The Bed Wetting Generation.
The Old Man From Scene 24 |
04.15.06 - 11:17 pm | #
Oh, man. TBS is running a teaser for the back-to-back airing of LOTR and TTT tomorrow. Shows clips of Frodo and Sam hugging and looking longingly at each other, with one quick cutaway to Gandalf rolling his eyes.
"Secret Lover" is playing in the background.
watertiger, very peeved |
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04.15.06 - 11:18 pm | #
is the 9/11 generation the Scardey Cat Generation? The Cowardly Generation?
Actually, it's baby boomers who are destroying this country. Bush and Rove and Scotty and Ari...Cheney and Rumsfeld are old bastards using them to implement their evil schemes. Most of the fanatical religious fundamentalist leaders are boomers. And everyone thought it was the hippy element that was fucked up.
puppethead |
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04.15.06 - 11:18 pm | #
critical blogs posts. heh. indeed. it's my fault we went to war in iraq.
Atrios |
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04.15.06 - 11:19 pm | #
All the polls show Americans approve of being spied upon.
jack |
04.15.06 - 11:19 pm | #
The harder it is to tap our phones, the more government officials will seek out alternative means of getting information: greater use of informants and spies, or perhaps more Jose Padilla-style military detentions with long-term interrogation about which no court ever hears
so, if she weighs more than a duck, she's made of wood.
Too often, the world of top universities is defined by its arrogance: the style of argument is more its plainly true that than I wonder whether. We like to test our ideas, but once theyve passed the relevant academic hurdles (the bar is lower than we like to think), we talk and act as though those ideas are not just right but obviously right -- only a fool or a bigot could think otherwise.
Whateverthehell else I thought about Harvard, I never thought the professors or students were fucking stupid.
Well, at least until now.
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04.15.06 - 11:20 pm | #
All the polls show Americans approve of being spied upon.
jack
All the people here say jack is a moron.
Terry C, Coldplayer |
04.15.06 - 11:20 pm | #
Oh! Do I want to take Blue Bunny to bed tonight, or fresh French bread and butter? Just checking.
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04.15.06 - 11:20 pm | #
Be very afraid of snakes in the grass.
it's not the snakes in the grass. it's the ones in the oval office.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.15.06 - 11:21 pm | #
critical blogs posts. heh. indeed. it's my fault we went to war in iraq.
Fucker.
All the polls show Americans approve of being spied upon.
All the polls show Americans approve of impaling babies on pikes.
NTodd, Pfffter |
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04.15.06 - 11:21 pm | #
Definitely fresh French bread and butter.
The Old Man From Scene 24 |
04.15.06 - 11:21 pm | #
Actually, it's baby boomers who are destroying this country
Bush is no boomer.
He was NEVER one of US.
Terry C, Coldplayer |
04.15.06 - 11:22 pm | #
it's my fault we went to war in iraq.
and iran will, ipso chimpo, be your fault also
piegrrrl, toxic gadfly |
04.15.06 - 11:22 pm | #
Oh god, not the boomer generation thing again. Every generation has its share of both good people and shitheads. Religious fanatics have been around about as long as dirt has.
Another Bruce |
04.15.06 - 11:22 pm | #
All the polls show Americans approve of being spied upon.
jack
All the balls I display are popular
with most Americans.
jack |
04.15.06 - 11:22 pm | #
All the polls show Americans approve of impaling babies on pikes.
No, I really DO approve of impaling babies on pikes.
Seriously.
No, not really.
watertiger, very peeved |
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04.15.06 - 11:22 pm | #
All the people here say jack is a moron.
Morons have an excuse for their behavior, jack is simply trying to elicit a response.
keith |
04.15.06 - 11:23 pm | #
He has advocated wholesale violations of civil liberties, and even less government accountability than we now have, without maaking the case that it's necessary to do so based on prior experience.
In point of fact, there's little if any evidence that what he proposes would solve a single problem that's cost a single life, even in wartime. On the other hand, examples abound of abuses along the lines he proposes which are viewed in retrospect both as unproductive and unnecessary, and as black marks on the American escutcheon, a fact he'd do well to acknowledge.
I'm not blaming boomers, I said the hippies were good people. But the fucktards ruining everything now are from the same generation. Personally, I blame the suburbs.
puppethead |
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04.15.06 - 11:23 pm | #
Hmm, here's another interesting quote from a Chicago Sun-Times editorial (July 3, 2004):
Innocent citizens minding their own business ought to be able to rest assured that they won't be handcuffed and humiliated by agents of the state. Instead, as Harvard Law Professor William J. Stuntz warns, we're coming "ever closer to a world in which the law on the books makes everyone a felon, and in which prosecutors and police both define the law on the street and decide who has violated it." Reversing that trend is an enormous task, but an absolutely vital one.
Not gonna catch him on a foolish consistency!
JeffCO |
04.15.06 - 11:23 pm | #
I just watched "The Passion of the Christ" on cable. I can't believe what a piece of shit that was. In most centuries, Mel Gibson would be jailed for heresy for coming up with that.
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04.15.06 - 11:25 pm | #
My jr. high hippie kids were just laughing hysterically in the other room. Seems some hispanic kids were protesting with an upside down Mexican flag. My 8th grader chatted with them and said all whitey kids weren't alike. Then a white kid came up and said, "what are you celebrating, cinco de mayo?"
ErinPDX |
04.15.06 - 11:25 pm | #
Night, Atriots! Try not to be so angry in your dreams tonight; it might upset the WaPo.
Hecate Malificent |
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All the people here say jack is a moron.
An insult to morons.
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JeffCO | 04.15.06 - 11:23 pm |
So those assholes just admitted America is going Third World and presented the fact as something to be cheerful about.
kei & yuri |
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All the polls show Americans approve of impaling babies on pikes.
No, I really DO approve of impaling babies on pikes.
Seriously.
No, not really.
What about Xian babies on spits, with some BBQ sauce, eh? What about THAT!!!!?
spinoza |
04.15.06 - 11:26 pm | #
All the polls show Americans approve of impaling babies on pikes.
How the hell else could you barbecue them?
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.15.06 - 11:26 pm | #
All the polls show most Americans believe in a celestial teapot revolving around the sun, or something analogous to that
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04.15.06 - 11:27 pm | #
Not really my area but it seems to me that a society like ours depends on the good will and the generalized desire of our people for a civil world. To these ends we tend to ignore each other most of the time, but step in when there is a perceived need.
If the above is true then no amount of liberalism can diminish this and no amount of government intrusion can stop the malefactors from doing whatever it is that they are going to do. The job of stopping those who would tip the society away from civility is, as always, dependent on the good will of the people's participation. If we choose not to allow it, it will not happen.
In essence, the premise is flawed. If the premise cannot proven to be, if not true, at least not false: then the application of such information gained is bound to be erroneous.
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04.15.06 - 11:27 pm | #
What about Xian babies on spits, with some BBQ sauce, eh? What about THAT!!!!?
Tasty!!!
Or Pulled Xian Baby!?!
watertiger, very peeved |
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04.15.06 - 11:27 pm | #
Personally, I blame the suburbs.
I can get behind that one!
Another Bruce |
04.15.06 - 11:27 pm | #
All the polls show Americans approve of impaling babies on pikes.
Mmmmm...babies! The other, other white meat.
Monica_A: Super Badass Mother |
04.15.06 - 11:28 pm | #
You have to eat them raw to get the full flavor.
The Kenosha Kid |
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04.15.06 - 11:28 pm | #
All the polls show Americans approve of being spied upon.
jack
actually, the polls only show that most americans approve of OTHER americans being spied upon. if the other americans are terrorists.
it's all in how you ask the question.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.15.06 - 11:28 pm | #
Atrios is right....the stupidity of
that article is not the outrage. It's
that the allegedly liberal (yeah, I
know) New Republic would actually
publish it.
I mean, it's right up there with
Andy Sullivan hyping The Bell Curve.
It's simply indefensible on any level.
steve simels |
04.15.06 - 11:28 pm | #
tried to cover the windows with lead,
even keeping the pets outside,
then you hear, a sound loud and clear,
a voice coming over the phone.
(sayin')
This is the spawning of the cage and aquarium,
Don't wait- a moment too soon,
Used to be different, now you're the same,
Yawn as the plane goes down in flames.
For what it's worth, I've been thinking about what Atrios just posted, as well as his recent pondering about what the hell happened 6 years ago and what it means now. And the only thing I can fathom is this...9/11 didn't changed everything....it merely accelerated what was already festering.
On one hand, you have a cabal of neo-cons who wanted power, and who had been working their way up through the establishment to get it. They tried to convince Clinton that Iraq was a danger. He passed. Meanwhile, there's the media, which had been steadily abandoning its watchdog role for something more pampered and celebrity, something that would let them be starstruck yet allow them to maintain the mantle of journalism.
In other parts of the world, you had the hardcore Muslims who wanted to have their own regime change. The problem was, a good deal of the Muslim world was moderate, accepting of the West. The Taliban were in control of Afghanistan, but that was Afghanistan. The world blinked and looked the other way as, during the 90s, you had moderates come to power in places like Iran. Iraq was boxed in, and even there was some bright shining hope coming out of Israel and from the Palestinians, some vision that a couple decades down the road you might have something that looked like peace.
So, in November of 2000, Bush and Co slither their way into office and try to institute their vision of the world. It's rough going. Bush is losing steam thanks to the economy, early foreign policy boners, and the implosion of once-mighty corporations.
And then 9/11 happens. Suddenly, Bush and Co get a second chance and push their agenda through, which gives the opportunity the neo-cons wanted. Everything is in fast forward. Attacks abroad, crackdowns on dissent at home. The core neo-con fanbase stretches out while everyone is still in shock. People, under the aforementioned future shock model, join in to help explain away just why things are so scary and maybe that nice Mr. Bush will protect them.
Things accelerate faster. Bush strikes Afghanistan and then gotes into Iraq. Momentum builds, but in the wrong direction. For the neo-cons, they move too fast, at home and abroad. Everyone has their opportunity to take, to hoard, to rob, to control...every grabs and the effect is too noticable, too painful. More people begin to notice. America is getting adjusted to the acceleration, and now seeing everything in relative speed, know that something is horribly wrong. Which leads to Iran. The neo-cons have no idea of slow. They can't lose this burst of velocity that 9/11 gave them. They need Iran to keep going. It's like a drug now.
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04.15.06 - 11:31 pm | #
I blame the Jews, the hippies, and the lack of posts on biofuels, white phosphorus, and my pants.
I blame Eli.
watertiger, very peeved |
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04.15.06 - 11:31 pm | #
He argues that transparency makes it harder for government officials to do something, and doing something is better than doing nothing: "For most officials most of the time, the key choice is not between doing right and doing wrong, but between doing something and doing nothing. Doing nothing is usually easier--less likely to generate bad headlines or critical blog posts."
Apparently John McCain has been taking policy lessons from John Kerry:
"I was asked a long time ago, I think a year and a half or two years ago, if I had confidence in S ecretary Rumsfeld. I was asked that directly. I said, 'No,' " the Republican senator said during a news conference at his Phoenix office.
"But the president has the right and earned the right as the president of the United States to appoint his team -- and he has confidence in Secretary Rumsfeld.
"I will continue to work with Secretary Rumsfeld as much as I can as long as he is secretary of Defense. We have to, because we need to win this war."
The Kenosha Kid |
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04.15.06 - 11:31 pm | #
Sauteed Xian Baby Fricassee with olive oil and porcini mushrooms is pretty tasty.
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04.15.06 - 11:31 pm | #
I blame the Jews, the hippies, and the lack of posts on biofuels, white phosphorus, and my pants.
I blame the New Evil Patriots, but that's just my thing.
Monica_A: Super Badass Mother |
04.15.06 - 11:32 pm | #
When I hear about or read stuff like this, I wonder if the Soviet Union won the the cold war after all.
Well, it looks like China did at least.
Another Bruce |
04.15.06 - 11:32 pm | #
Wow
I never realized, it is all clear now. My right to privacy has been holding this administration hostage to an immoral path.
Strip my privacy before these people have to intrude on it in nefarious ways.
All I can say is I am sorry, I can find no excuse for making President Bush act in the manner he has.
EkCenTriK |
04.15.06 - 11:32 pm | #
Barbecued baby? That's disgusting!
You have to eat them raw to get the full flavor.
The Kenosha Kid | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 11:28 pm | #
The Japanese have an import ban on US babies ... Mad Baby Disease
Syd Barrett |
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04.15.06 - 11:32 pm | #
Mayor of stupidville = Friedman.
Vice mayor = Cohen
ErinPDX |
04.15.06 - 11:32 pm | #
Pearl Jam on SNL up next.
Wait a minute -- aren't they as old
as the Stones by now?
I kid, I kid.....
steve simels |
04.15.06 - 11:32 pm | #
This is how scholarly careers are made.
Take up contrarian positions, create controversy, generate a dialogue.
jack |
04.15.06 - 11:32 pm | #
Jerk.
JeffCO | 04.15.06 - 11:31 pm |
Christian baby jerk? Great lion of Zion, is there any meat this man can't jerk?
kei & yuri |
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04.15.06 - 11:33 pm | #
Second, the initial invasion of privacy isn't the problem; subsequent disclosure is. The true image of privacy intrusion is not some NSA bureaucrat listening in on phone calls, but rather Kenneth Starr's leaky grand jury investigation, which splashed a young woman's social life across America's newspapers and TV screens. That is the nightmare worth protecting against. The best way to stop the nightmare from happening is to limit not what information officials can gather, but what they can do with the information they find.
Everyone slowly back away from Spinoza.
Monica_A: Super Badass Mother |
04.15.06 - 11:35 pm | #
The best way to stop the nightmare from happening is to limit not what information officials can gather, but what they can do with the information they find.
The phrase "Jewish Nazi" comes to mind... let's just give them what they want, and they'll leave the rest of us alone.
Sauteed Xian Baby Fricassee with olive oil and porcini mushrooms is pretty tasty.
I think a pinot gris would work quite well here.
Another Bruce |
04.15.06 - 11:37 pm | #
Is this guy a Republican? Cause I can remember when Republicans claimed to stand for something like keeping the fucking government off your back.
Jesus X. Crutch |
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04.15.06 - 11:37 pm | #
Sparkly, like the diamonds in my cockring?
Everyone quickly back away from NTodd.
Monica_A: Super Badass Mother |
04.15.06 - 11:37 pm | #
Hey, I guess you don't have to be bright to be a prof at Harvard Law School after all.
Frederick | 04.15.06 - 11:35 pm |
Well, Dersh has to be smart to lie like he does, but it takes a man to be Larry Summers.
kei & yuri |
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04.15.06 - 11:37 pm | #
Speaking of pikes, here comes Eomer and Gandalf to the rescue.
watertiger, very peeved |
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04.15.06 - 11:37 pm | #
Pearl Jam on SNL up next.
Wait a minute -- aren't they as old
as the Stones by now?
What the Stones had done at this point in their career vs. what Pearl Jam has done in the same time frame.
Sorry to offend...but the boomers have always been pretty selfish in either
incarnation.
VAVoter | 04.15.06 - 11:35 pm | #
With all due respect...if you're
not kidding, go fuck yourself.
steve simels |
04.15.06 - 11:37 pm | #
And then 9/11 happens. Suddenly, Bush and Co get a second chance and push their agenda through, which gives the opportunity the neo-cons wanted.
--john ryan
reading through this post reminds those of us who don't believe in political coincidence that 9/11 didn't just happen.
hey, i was right about everything else.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.15.06 - 11:38 pm | #
Oh god, totally picking up on the cronyism and giving young republicans important jobs. Please, please, mention Box Turtle Ben.
I haven't seen SNL this sharp in a long time.
puppethead |
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04.15.06 - 11:38 pm | #
I can remember when Republicans claimed to stand for something like keeping the fucking government off your back.
They may have said that, but they never believed it.
Dude -- kudos for being quoted in
that WaPo piece.
You're a star, my man!!!!!!
steve simels |
04.15.06 - 11:39 pm | #
First, the more people whose lives the government invades, the better. When targets are few, anonymity disappears. If there were 100 tax forms filed instead of 100 million, the IRS might do more snooping than is healthy. The more phones are tapped, the less freedom is threatened.
This is difficult to take seriously.
masculine_monica_nyc |
04.15.06 - 11:39 pm | #
the more phones are tapped, the less freedom is threatened.
He's just plagiarizing Orwell.
or
The more you buy, the more you save!
watertiger, very peeved |
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04.15.06 - 11:40 pm | #
Everyone quickly back away from NTodd.
What, you don't like diamonds?
NTodd, Pfffter |
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04.15.06 - 11:40 pm | #
reading through this post reminds those of us who don't believe in political coincidence that 9/11 didn't just happen.
it might have happened like that, dirk. i wouldn't be surprised. but for now I'm going by the assumption of them being taken by surprise.
if I'm wrong, I'd gladly correct myself, then join you all to burn Bush out of office with torches and pitchforks.
john ryan |
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04.15.06 - 11:40 pm | #
God just gave moses the finger. This festivus is near its end.
masculine_monica_nyc |
04.15.06 - 11:40 pm | #
"Is this guy a Republican? Cause I can remember when Republicans claimed to stand for something like keeping the fucking government off your back.
Jesus X. Crutch"
if I'm wrong, I'd gladly correct myself, then join you all to burn Bush out of office with torches and pitchforks.
john ryan
i recommend "Dreaming War" - gore vidal. it becomes truer with every day that passes and every secret report that comes to light.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.15.06 - 11:41 pm | #
He said, standing in profile, the diamonds twinkling under the klieg lights.
watertiger, very peeved |
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04.15.06 - 11:41 pm | #
As a Republican, I have a desire to have sex with animals. However, I feel very ashamed of this. I also believe everyone else wants to have sex with animals, too, secretly. And I attack people with it. I think people do want to have sex with animals. Often. I know I do.
jackfhite |
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04.15.06 - 11:41 pm | #
Apart from alliteration, what is
interesting about Lindsay Lohan?
steve simels |
04.15.06 - 11:42 pm | #
When targets are few, anonymity disappears. What's this? Law and Economics?
jack |
04.15.06 - 11:42 pm | #
The more you buy, the more you save!
To be fair, the 64oz drink with free refills at the cinema IS the Better Value...
NTodd, Pfffter |
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04.15.06 - 11:42 pm | #
If there were 100 tax forms filed instead of 100 million, the IRS might do more snooping than is healthy
This is 100% spurious. Every single lie that drops from this unqualified idiot's mouth is simply wrong. A tax return is not a blast your cat to death, possibly also shoot your son ATF raid, and the IRS is famously underfunded and unable to go after those who skip out, but it should, and there is no similar existing obligation for Thomas Jefferson's corpse to be sodomized.
kei & yuri |
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04.15.06 - 11:42 pm | #
I'm going to bed. Night y'all!
Monica_A: Super Badass Mother |
04.15.06 - 11:42 pm | #
And the only thing I can fathom is this...9/11 didn't changed everything....it merely accelerated what was already festering.
No question. The republicans have always been scared shitless that we will become like those Europeans, or, god forgive, those cheese eating surrender monkeys, the French.
Nothing like stopping that socialistic attitude among the masses, that we should help the old and the poor, than a good old jingoistic war.
chris/tx |
04.15.06 - 11:43 pm | #
Apart from alliteration, what is
interesting about Lindsay Lohan?
1. Big boobs.
2. She was good in "Freaky Friday"
The Kenosha Kid |
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04.15.06 - 11:43 pm | #
Sparkly, like the diamonds in my cockring?
Misty water color MEM-rieeeeees....
Of the way we WERRRRRRRRRRE...
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.15.06 - 11:43 pm | #
Apart from alliteration, what is
interesting about Lindsay Lohan?
that's all that need be said.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.15.06 - 11:44 pm | #
Well this is odd - an extensive piece by Stuntz from this January's Harvard Law Review that includes:
That effect leads to another: a sharp decline in transparency. In a healthy system, the law is what it appears to be. The rules applied in court are the same as the rules on the street, and courts apply those rules often enough that citizens can tell what they are.... The real law--the law that governs individual cases--arises from discretionary decisions to order off the menu: police officers' arrests and lawyers' plea bargains. That law is invisible to outsiders. Invisibility, in turn, makes effective political regulation difficult. Not only does the current system of constitutional regulation aggravate the political diseases it sets out to cure. Worse, the law makes political cures harder to effect.
So, I guess transparency is sorely needed in the criminal courts but an open sore in the federal government. Must hurt his head being so clever.
JeffCO |
04.15.06 - 11:44 pm | #
Everyone quickly back away from NTodd.
Hey, at least they're not rhinestones.
Another Bruce |
04.15.06 - 11:45 pm | #
[D]ifferent forms of evidence-gathering are substitutes for one another. Anything that raises the cost of one lowers the cost of all others. The harder it is to tap our phones, the more government officials will seek out alternative means of getting information: greater use of informants and spies, or perhaps more Jose Padilla-style military detentions with long-term interrogation about which no court ever hears, or possibly some CIA "black ops," with suspected terrorists grabbed from their homes and handed over to the intelligence services of countries with fewer qualms about abusive questioning. In an age of terrorism, privacy rules are not simply unaffordable. They are perverse.
the more phones are tapped, the less freedom is threatened.
The more you get raped, the less rape is happening, because you're getting used to it so it isn't rape any more.
kei & yuri |
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04.15.06 - 11:45 pm | #
I guess Nietzsche was right. About something.
NTodd, Pfffter |
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04.15.06 - 11:45 pm | #
The more you get raped, the less rape is happening, because you're getting used to it so it isn't rape any more.
kei & yuri | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 11:45 pm | #
the more times you get robbed, the less you will have so the less likely you will be robbed again.
hey, this is fun! is harvard hiring?
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.15.06 - 11:46 pm | #
Invisibility, in turn, makes effective political regulation difficult.
3. She's from LONG ISLAND!
The Kenosha Kid |
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04.15.06 - 11:47 pm | #
The harder it is to tap our phones, the more government officials will seek out alternative means of getting information
If you bitches don't put out, then don't be surprised if you get raped. You have only yourselves to blame.
kei & yuri |
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04.15.06 - 11:47 pm | #
The more you get raped, the less rape is happening, because you're getting used to it so it isn't rape any more.
well, words are merely delineators of ideas. they don't have any meaning in themselves.
(pounds forehead on desk)
watertiger, very peeved |
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04.15.06 - 11:47 pm | #
Of course, I went to a big high school.
And you went to HS, like, 100 years ago...
NTodd, Pfffter |
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04.15.06 - 11:48 pm | #
So, I guess transparency is sorely needed in the criminal courts but an open sore in the federal government. Must hurt his head being so clever.
You fail to appreciate the crucial difference between invisiblity, transparency, and things you can't see through.
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.15.06 - 11:49 pm | #
the more you pound your forehead on the desk, the less your head aches from other causes.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.15.06 - 11:49 pm | #
Special word choose no point. No sharp point be find in choose word.
jackfhite |
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04.15.06 - 11:49 pm | #
Man, this really IS an uncouth bunch. -watertiger
In the throes of leftist anger I chipped a couth.
JeffCO |
04.15.06 - 11:49 pm | #
The more invisible I am, the less visible I am.
Sorry dirk, it wasn't a *bad* touch.
keith |
04.15.06 - 11:49 pm | #
When this nonhuman dreckgolem uttered these gentle and scholarly invitation to Nazism, what was his facial expression like? Was it visibly conflicted like that Kristol fuck, who is clearly feeling guilty about his work, or unrepentantly totally nonhuman like Perle?
kei & yuri |
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04.15.06 - 11:50 pm | #
Special word choose no point. No sharp point be find in choose word.
me and my arrow!
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.15.06 - 11:50 pm | #
[D]ifferent forms of evidence-gathering are substitutes for one another. Anything that raises the cost of one lowers the cost of all others. Why is this law scholar using the language of 1930's economics?
jack |
04.15.06 - 11:50 pm | #
Sorry dirk, it wasn't a *bad* touch.
keith
maybe i was just looking for more
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.15.06 - 11:50 pm | #
Today, the danger that American democracy faces is not that rulers will know too much about those they rule, nor that too many decisions will be made without public scrutiny. Another danger looms larger: that effective, active government--government that innovates, that protects people who need protecting, that acts aggressively when action is needed--is dying. Privacy and transparency are the diseases. We need to find a vaccine, and soon.
Stuntz is in a cold panic.
masculine_monica_nyc |
04.15.06 - 11:51 pm | #
There were tons of girls in my high
school who were cuter than her.
Again, I go back to my fantasy list
punk girls
goth girls
suicide girls (which blend one and two, hrm)
librarians/lit chicks
Next to my wife, my fantasy female isn't Lohan, but Audrey Tautou wearing big-ass boots, Death's clothes from Sandman, and sporting a pair of horned-rim glasses as she reads a book while giving the people near her the "shh" sign.
john ryan |
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04.15.06 - 11:51 pm | #
In an age of terrorism, privacy rules are not simply unaffordable. They are perverse.
Whereupon the ATF smashing into your home and shooting first is a happy event that makes us all free.
What's the whole point of spying on us? Isn't Terrorism amongst the Musselmens being reduced by democracy spreading throughout the region?
jackfhite |
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04.15.06 - 11:52 pm | #
And you went to HS, like, 100 years ago...
NTodd, Pfffter | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 11:48 pm | #
At my age, who can remember?
steve simels |
04.15.06 - 11:52 pm | #
[D]ifferent forms of evidence-gathering are substitutes for one another. Anything that raises the cost of one lowers the cost of all others.
Thees makes no sense.
Thees wankerrr ees saying when one avenue of evidence gathering becomes harder to use, other avenues weel become easier to use.
Feith, if you've ever seen his official photo, just looks incredibly dumb. He really does look the part of the stupidest fucking guy on the planet.
kei & yuri |
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04.15.06 - 11:55 pm | #
Special word choose no point. No sharp point be find in choose word.
[D]ifferent forms of evidence-gathering are substitutes for one another. Anything that raises the cost of one lowers the cost of all others. The harder it is to tap our phones, the more government officials will seek out alternative means of getting information: greater use of informants and spies, or perhaps more Jose Padilla-style military detentions with long-term interrogation about which no court ever hears, or possibly some CIA "black ops,"
Hey, this is bullshit. It's not like we have to choose which invasion of privacy to live with. We can have them all.
Another Bruce |
04.15.06 - 11:55 pm | #
The tighter you squeeze your fingers, the more worlds slip through them.
smalfish, frothing |
04.15.06 - 11:55 pm | #
Bonsoir
in case you didn't know, Molly the kitten vas freed from her NYC wall today!
i find it hard to believe that i was unable to divert the thread to nilsson. wherefore art thou oblio?
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.15.06 - 11:57 pm | #
If Bush started a war with Iran, which caused oil to hit $100 a barrel and caused another 9/11, how would this be bad for Bush?
jackfhite |
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04.15.06 - 11:57 pm | #
the easter bunny can't come until you are asleep in your beds.
Ah ys. The ol easter bunny myth was crushed today with our nine year old. SHe had known for quite some time that there was no EB.
Unfortunatley, I now have to go and buy the sacrifical chocolate bunny.
smalfish, frothing |
04.15.06 - 11:58 pm | #
I can honestly say I was never attracted to any of the girls in my high school.
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.15.06 - 11:58 pm | #
watertiger ---
I am so hoping you just saw that
"Journey to the Disney Vault" Robert
Smigel cartoon on SNL.
"We hear he was anti-semantic..."
Plus, the version of SONG OF THE
SOUTH that Walt only played at
parties...
"Zippodee doo-dah, zippodee eh...
Negros are inferior in every way..."
steve simels |
04.15.06 - 11:59 pm | #
You would think that a sketch featuring "Bill O'Reilly" and "Seymour Hersh" would be funny.
The Kenosha Kid |
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04.15.06 - 11:59 pm | #
The more you spend, the more you have.
watertiger, very peeved |
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04.15.06 - 11:59 pm | #
Actually, I remember hearing in church that the more you gave, the more Christ would allow you to get. Be open with your wallet, and you will have more riches, or something like that. Struck me as a pyramid scheme meets economic karma.
john ryan |
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04.16.06 - 12:01 am | #
You would think that a sketch featuring "Bill O'Reilly" and "Seymour Hersh" would be funny.
The Kenosha Kid
you would indeed think it would! Damn those SNL writers, all they have to do is come and steal our lines from this blog. It would automatically be 100% more funny
Plum P |
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04.16.06 - 12:01 am | #
How does one embed diamonds in ones, ummm.....dick?
very, very carefully.
watertiger, very peeved |
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04.16.06 - 12:01 am | #
The SNL send-up of O'Reilly isn't very funny, but it is nailing his insanity.
puppethead |
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04.16.06 - 12:01 am | #
How does one embed diamonds in ones, ummm.....dick?
smalfish, frothing |
in the ring, silly one.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.16.06 - 12:01 am | #
How does one embed diamonds in ones, ummm.....dick?
It's a scientific impossibility. That's why you need a cockring. Duh.
NTodd, Pfffter |
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04.16.06 - 12:01 am | #
Steve,
I haven't watched SNL in years.
watertiger, very peeved | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 12:00 am | #
Me neither, but this was brilliant.
steve simels |
04.16.06 - 12:01 am | #
The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
Forgive me oh Obi Wan Ntodd. The force was not with me at the time of my misgivings.
smalfish, frothing |
04.16.06 - 12:02 am | #
My HS girlfriend later became a lawyer in the Clinton Justice Dept.
JeffCO |
04.16.06 - 12:02 am | #
I don't like this show any more. The jokes aren't funny.
Can someone change the channel?
Nim, ham hock of liberty |
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04.16.06 - 12:02 am | #
the o'reilly skit isn't funny, but it's nonetheless interesting that they're doing it.
darrell hammond is or was dating laura ingraham
Atrios |
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04.16.06 - 12:02 am | #
This guy attempting to portray O'Reilly is horrible, truly awful.
keith |
04.16.06 - 12:02 am | #
It's a scientific impossibility.
Oh, I don't know about that.
watertiger, very peeved |
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04.16.06 - 12:03 am | #
the o'reilly skit isn't funny, but it's nonetheless
... going to go on for another 20 minutes.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.16.06 - 12:03 am | #
NTodd, i've seen the Sanders for Senate tv ad this week. He'll win, right? ( i love Bernie)
Plum P |
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04.16.06 - 12:03 am | #
Forgive me oh Obi Wan Ntodd. The force was not with me at the time of my misgivings.
I cannot forgive you: only you can.
NTodd, Pfffter |
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04.16.06 - 12:03 am | #
NTodd, i've seen the Sanders for Senate tv ad this week. He'll win, right? ( i love Bernie)
Well, it's a pretty tight race: he's only leading 67-33. Usually he wins with 70+, so I'm a bit worried.
NTodd, Pfffter |
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04.16.06 - 12:05 am | #
darrell hammond is or was dating laura ingraham
Atrios | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 12:02 am |
thereby proving that humor is related to libido.
I cannot forgive you: only you can.
The more forgiven you are, the more guilty you are.
kei & yuri |
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04.16.06 - 12:05 am | #
For so long, Smigel has been the only thing worth watching on SNL.
kei & yuri |
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04.16.06 - 12:06 am | #
Well, Laura Ingraham is actually attractive, unlike the rest of the hate skanks.
jackfhite |
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04.16.06 - 12:06 am | #
happy easter, east coasters!
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.16.06 - 12:06 am | #
Usually he wins with 70+, so I'm a bit worried.
NTodd, Pfffter
aiiiight, i got nuthin' left. i'm throwin' in mah cards.
manana.
watertiger, very peeved |
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04.16.06 - 12:07 am | #
Larry King has a special report on polygamy.
jack |
04.16.06 - 12:08 am | #
The more forgiven you are, the more guilty you are.
And the Tom DeLay Corollary: the more indictments your under, the more innocent.
NTodd, Pfffter |
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04.16.06 - 12:08 am | #
Well, Laura Ingraham is actually attractive,
jackfhite | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 12:06 am |
No.
In fact we adore the short French boyish dyke Annie Lennox crew thing, but when we recently stumbled across Ingraham with new ultra-close-cropped newly blackened hair, we honestly thought it was a gay man. There is so much wrong here turnin' out the lights is not gonna matter.
kei & yuri |
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04.16.06 - 12:08 am | #
Well, it's a pretty tight race: he's only leading 67-33. Usually he wins with 70+, so I'm a bit worried.
NTodd, Pfffter
Seriously? That's good news. I heard he was running against a filthy rich republican (as opposed to just a filthy one.) who is going to spend a ton on advertising. Who is running for Sanders seat?
Another Bruce |
04.16.06 - 12:08 am | #
Well, Laura Ingraham is actually attractive, unlike the rest of the hate skanks.
Yeah, but she never pays for dinner.
NTodd, Pfffter |
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04.16.06 - 12:09 am | #
Night
DWD - Challenging the world |
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04.16.06 - 12:09 am | #
my son called earlier and told me he is spending the evening helping his (very attractive) girlfriend get two of her lesbian friends together.
i live vicariously through him once again.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.16.06 - 12:09 am | #
The more forgiven you are, the more guilty you are.
Shorter jack: last night I dreamt that somebody loved me.
JeffCO |
04.16.06 - 12:09 am | #
Evening, freethinkers
Ripley |
04.16.06 - 12:09 am | #
Larry King has a special report on polygamy.
it's ok - larry did them sequentially, not in parallel.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.16.06 - 12:10 am | #
In fact we adore the short French boyish dyke Annie Lennox crew thing, but when
we recently stumbled across Ingraham with new ultra-close-cropped newly
blackened hair, we honestly thought it was a gay man. There is so much wrong
here turnin' out the lights is not gonna matter.
kei & yuri | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 12:08 am | #
I just assumed it had something to do
with her cancer treatments.
She is the one with cancer, right?
steve simels |
04.16.06 - 12:10 am | #
I'd think Ingraham's personality would be horrifyingly undesirable. But then again, Darrel Hammond used to tell hilarious stories about the crazy German woman he was married to.
puppethead |
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04.16.06 - 12:10 am | #
my son called earlier and told me he is spending the evening helping his (very attractive) girlfriend get two of her lesbian friends together.
when we recently stumbled across Ingraham with new ultra-close-cropped newly blackened hair, we honestly thought it was a gay man.
Oh really? Do you have a link or reference. I'd like to see that and snicker.
jackfhite |
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04.16.06 - 12:11 am | #
Sen. Burns probably really appreciates the prediction.
From Oklahoma TV station KTEN ...
U-S Senator Tom Coburn isn't naming names, but he expects six congressmen and a fellow senator will go to jail.
That's because he thinks they'll be facing corruption charges following investigations involving lobbyist Jack Abramoff and others.
Seriously? That's good news. I heard he was running against a filthy rich republican (as opposed to just a filthy one.) who is going to spend a ton on advertising. Who is running for Sanders seat?
We don't like rich carpetbaggers here.
Peter Welch (D), who is former Senate President, is running for Bernie's seat, and has got Sanders' endorsement. The VTANG commander (Rainville) is running on the GOP ticket, but I'm not sure she can pull it off. I was backing a Prog from the VT House, but with Bernie backing the Dem, he decided it was better to hold his seat representing Burlington in Monty.
NTodd, Pfffter |
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04.16.06 - 12:12 am | #
Larry King has seven wives.
jack |
04.16.06 - 12:12 am | #
my son called earlier and told me he is spending the evening helping his (very attractive) girlfriend get two of her lesbian friends together.
i live vicariously through him once again
I was told by my Ms. Spinoza tonight that I should find someone for a mutual friend. But she did not want me to introduce them to each other. I would botch that. I am just to let her know of the possible partner, and then tell her.
spinoza |
04.16.06 - 12:13 am | #
why are they using cats as weapons???
Because Pat Benetar told them to stop using sex as a weapon?
Ripley |
04.16.06 - 12:13 am | #
Evening, freethinkers
Two nights in a row! Rip's in the hizzy!
NTodd, Pfffter |
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04.16.06 - 12:14 am | #
I would botch that. I am just to let her know of the possible partner, and then tell her.
spinoza | 04.16.06 - 12:13 am | #
run away. if it doesn't work out, it will still be all your fault.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.16.06 - 12:15 am | #
David Horowitz on Cspan.
jack |
04.16.06 - 12:15 am | #
Hiya, keith! I'm glad to be back in the land of the thinking. Heh!
Ripley |
04.16.06 - 12:15 am | #
Larry King has seven wives.
jack | 04.16.06 - 12:12 am | #
Not funny. Remember to work in a
reference to your balls.
steve simels |
04.16.06 - 12:15 am | #
Larry King has seven wives.
I have seven dwarves.
NTodd, Pfffter |
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04.16.06 - 12:15 am | #
why are they using cats as weapons???
It's the future, and cats learned to shoot laser beams. They're LASER CATS!
It was also intended to be stupid, which it was. But not quite in a funny-stupid way.
puppethead |
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04.16.06 - 12:15 am | #
Ward Churchill squaring off against David Horowitz on Cspan.
jackfithe |
04.16.06 - 12:16 am | #
tell if it ever gets funny on SNL.
I've got Bertolucci's "The Dreamers" on and sex in Paris during mai 68 is much more gripping than SNL
Plum P |
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04.16.06 - 12:16 am | #
LAZER CATS???!!!!
My friggin cat is only infrared. But he can change channels for me sometimes.
Bad Art |
04.16.06 - 12:16 am | #
dirk-
Yeah. Good advice.
spinoza |
04.16.06 - 12:16 am | #
David Horowitz is perpetually suffering a heart attack.
kei & yuri |
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04.16.06 - 12:16 am | #
Riply, I hope you're well. It has been a long time.
keith |
04.16.06 - 12:17 am | #
f/x is playing 'rescue me'
think i'll go to bed. with any luck, i'll rise again tomorrow.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.16.06 - 12:17 am | #
You're such a Regis boy.
Like Patrick Fitzgerald!
I wonder if I should tell the person what puts out the Alumi Guide to knock it off publishing his private address and phone number...
Yeah, I have Fitz's home phone number.
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.16.06 - 12:17 am | #
man, i always want to like pearl jam for some reason but I can go find an unsigned local band most nights of the week who are better
Atrios |
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04.16.06 - 12:17 am | #
Ward Churchill is a real tenured professor who has done valuable work on the violation of the Constitution. All he has in common with Horowitz is extremist statements.
kei & yuri |
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04.16.06 - 12:18 am | #
David Horowitz is perpetually suffering a heart attack.
Wrong body part. He needs a proctologist.
spinoza |
04.16.06 - 12:18 am | #
Larry King has seven wives.
I have seven dwarves.
Mickey Mouse got seven with one blow. And people were worked up about The Lion King... those Disney boys were preverts, I tell ya!
Ripley |
04.16.06 - 12:18 am | #
Is it just me, or does Pearl Jam now sound kind of like a worn-out Lynyrd Skynyrd-type rock band?
(Heh, my girlfriend just asked, "Is this Pearl Jam? What the hell happened to them?")
puppethead |
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04.16.06 - 12:18 am | #
Ripley!
No way! I was wondering about you earlier. How's it hanging, son?
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.16.06 - 12:18 am | #
uh-oh, I thought fitz kept his home location super-double secret 'cause of the mob trials he was involved in
Atrios |
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04.16.06 - 12:18 am | #
man, i always want to like pearl jam for some reason but
steve simels, you here?
kei & yuri |
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04.16.06 - 12:18 am | #
Ward Churchill squaring off against David Horowitz on Cspan.
jackfithe | 04.16.06 - 12:16 am
I wonder if either one of them will draw blood, or even have enough blood to be drawn.
Another Bruce |
04.16.06 - 12:18 am | #
Mickey Mouse got seven with one blow. And people were worked up about The Lion King.
arial was a slut.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.16.06 - 12:19 am | #
OK....when Harvard law professors are writing things like, "Privacy is the disease," it's time to acknowledge that Tweety Flu has infected more people than we realized.
Tweety Flu, of course, is the malady that makes you say insane contrarian things - and probably believe them - because you are bored.
You're an academic or a pundit who is treading water in a sea of instantaneous facts and opinions. You've heard it all and read it all, 20 minutes before you sat down to draft the next monologue or article that justifies your existence. And you're bored with being boxed in by the rules of discourse. Rules like, "Totalitarianism is bad," or, "Racism is bad."
You want a new discourse. Something to get your editors or your campus symposia hopping. So you think outside the box. "Is totalitarianism really incompatible with freedom and democracy?" "Is torture really evil?"
And before you can say, "John Yoo," you find 26,000 results when you Google your name, instead of just 12!
And life is interesting again.
Nim, ham hock of liberty |
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04.16.06 - 12:19 am | #
Horowitz has done very important research in cephalic proctology.
jackfhite |
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04.16.06 - 12:19 am | #
man, i always want to like pearl jam for some reason but I can go find an unsigned local band most nights of the week who are better
I never got the reason for the draw that peal jam gets. Only one of their albums (ten) has any flavor for me.
smalfish, frothing |
04.16.06 - 12:19 am | #
Amen that, Atrios...
Thers, ya dirty stayout! How the hell have ya been? How are Mary and the wee liberals?
Ripley |
04.16.06 - 12:19 am | #
belle had a thing for a "beast". that can't be right.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.16.06 - 12:20 am | #
Okay, that was the first Pearl Jam
song I can remember that actually
rocked instead of sort of plodding.
How many of those guys are the
originals? I know the drummer isn't...
steve simels |
04.16.06 - 12:20 am | #
Ward Churchill squaring off against David Horowitz on Cspan.
COOL! And they are stripped to the waist and going at it with giant sporks, as the Star Trek Combat Theme plays...
DA DA DA DAA DA DA DA DAA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.16.06 - 12:20 am | #
atriots:
from a reply kei got to an order she placed
If you don't have these, here are the "secret" telephone numbers for:
Amazon: Customer service: 800-201-7575
PayPal: Customer Service: 888-221-1161
Also, here is a great site, recently profiled by many news organizations: It lists “get-around” codes for those annoying customer service computerized phone systems at 300+ major companies: http://gethuman.com/us/
kei & yuri |
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04.16.06 - 12:20 am | #
Oh good, questions from the audience in the Churchill-Horowitz debate. The first questioner, insane wanna-be who will be a desparate housewife in 15 years.
spinoza |
04.16.06 - 12:21 am | #
arial was a slut.
My ATF.
smalfish, frothing |
04.16.06 - 12:21 am | #
Mickey Mouse got seven with one blow.
He was also able to squeeze milk from Eddie Cheddar.
JeffCO |
04.16.06 - 12:21 am | #
uh-oh, I thought fitz kept his home location super-double secret 'cause of the mob trials he was involved in
Um, well, maybe I should tell them to stop publishing it...
I guess maybe they figure mob guys don't read the alumni publications of nerdy Jesuit high schools.
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.16.06 - 12:21 am | #
COOL! And they are stripped to the waist and going at it with giant sporks, as the Star Trek Combat Theme plays...
Oh, gah.
Can't a giant lizard just eat both of them and put an end to the madness?
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 12:22 am | #
All he has in common with Horowitz is extremist statements.
kei & yuri
In context they aren't particularly extremist.
'wingers don't believe in context.
JR |
04.16.06 - 12:22 am | #
Rip, us all are well. So you're back reg'lar?
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.16.06 - 12:22 am | #
I was always a fan of Kei. Action and all that.
Seebach |
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04.16.06 - 12:22 am | #
Can't a giant lizard just eat both of them and put an end to the madness?
You want lizard-wasting disease?
spinoza |
04.16.06 - 12:23 am | #
steve simels, you here?
kei & yuri | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 12:18 am | #
smakestacks -- get back
many miles of railroad track
all night cafes
keep you awake
on black coffee
and a hard roll.
kei & yuri |
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04.16.06 - 12:23 am | #
You want lizard-wasting disease?
If it's a evil giant lizard then I don't care.
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 12:24 am | #
David Horowitz, "Students for Academic Freedom Chairman"
atriots:
from a reply kei got to an order she placed
If you don't have these, here are the "secret" telephone numbers for:
Amazon: Customer service: 800-201-7575
PayPal: Customer Service: 888-221-1161
Also, here is a great site, recently profiled by many news organizations: It lists “get-around” codes for those annoying customer service computerized phone systems at 300+ major companies: http://gethuman.com/us/
kei & yuri |
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04.16.06 - 12:24 am | #
And life is interesting again.
The ancient Chinese curse again.
Another Bruce |
04.16.06 - 12:24 am | #
Horowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.
jack |
04.16.06 - 12:24 am | #
Rip, us all are well. So you're back reg'lar?
I believe so... finally got some internets access and my own computer back. I hope to have the website back up in a few weeks.
Ripley |
04.16.06 - 12:24 am | #
I wonder what the jesuits think of the opus dei wackadoos that are running amok these days?
the only time she could keep her legs together was when she didn't have any.
seriously, i did not like my daughters watching that movie. very sexist overtones - arial practically drooling over the prince, didn't need to say anything just have great legs (and a seashell brassiere) to capture his heart. i found it disturbing.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.16.06 - 12:25 am | #
Horowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.
Assuming this is correct, one possible explanation could be found in the fact that the right wing now seems to spurn empirical study.
Seebach |
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04.16.06 - 12:25 am | #
Horowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.
If Horowitz said the sky was blue I'd look out the window to make sure.
JR |
04.16.06 - 12:25 am | #
Horowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.
If Horowitz said the sky was blue I'd look out the window to make sure.
JR |
04.16.06 - 12:25 am | #
Horowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.
Yeah, and the ratio of faculty who believe in gravity versus those who don't is even more extreme. Whadda gonna do about that imbalance, Mr. Trotsky Horowitz?
spinoza |
04.16.06 - 12:26 am | #
Anyone who wants to wipe the thought of Horowitz's ugly mug from their brain can go to my homepage and look at pretty pictures of flowers.
Disney has produced nothing but shit and will produce nothing but shit. I'm just sorry I missed the televised grave-shitting.
Seebach |
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04.16.06 - 12:26 am | #
Horowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.
jack | 04.16.06 - 12:24 am | #
Leonard Bernstein says the ratio of
dead conductors to him is even higher.
jack |
04.16.06 - 12:26 am | #
arial practically drooling over the prince, didn't need to say anything just have great legs (and a seashell brassiere) to capture his heart. i found it disturbing
Don't forget the firey (wreck) red hair.
Ooo la la.
smalfish, frothing |
04.16.06 - 12:27 am | #
Horowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.
And I'll bet he can cite the study that proves this, the one that he pulled out of his ass just now.
Another Bruce |
04.16.06 - 12:27 am | #
simels, how is your swimmer's ear problem?
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 12:29 am | #
Anyhoo, so what did I miss tonight?
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 12:30 am | #
Horowitz says conservatives have been blacklisted at all the major universities.
Stupid people don't get tenure. Praise Jesus.
Richard |
04.16.06 - 12:30 am | #
The right wing thinks that anyone that doesn't believe in creationism and that chimpy is the world's greatest human being is a "leftist."
We were just going to say that actually Horowitz's entire scaremongering scam is predicated on both regarding "liberalism" as an extremist ideology when it's pretty common and well-integrated. A lot of faculty are hardly leftist at all but, if forced to choose one of only two, would go with left; and being not-rightist is the same as being Leon Trotsky to Mr Horowitz.
kei & yuri |
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04.16.06 - 12:30 am | #
The right wing thinks that anyone that doesn't believe in creationism
whereas i think that anyone who does should not be on any faculty more respectable than BJU.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.16.06 - 12:31 am | #
I believe so... finally got some internets access and my own computer back. I hope to have the website back up in a few weeks.
The place has totally sucked without you. Went to hell, too -- nobody has commented at Eschaton at all in months.
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.16.06 - 12:31 am | #
simels, how is your swimmer's ear problem?
Simels has a swimmer? Man, life is sure sweet in NYC. I'm not sure what a personal swimmer would do but it sounds pretty cool to have one, just the same...
Ripley |
04.16.06 - 12:31 am | #
Fucking easter bunny.
NO FLIRTING.
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.16.06 - 12:31 am | #
Molly is free, Molly is free!
Plum P |
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04.16.06 - 12:31 am | #
whereas i think that anyone who does should not be on any faculty more respectable than BJU.
You are too kind. I think they should be shot into the sun.
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 12:31 am | #
simels, how is your swimmer's ear problem?
fourlegsgood
he didn't hear you - you have to shout:
SIMELS! HOW IS YOUR SWIMMER'S EAR?
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.16.06 - 12:32 am | #
Horowitz says that liberal psychology professors have naked wicca parties where they disembowel kidnapped infants born to conservative parents, and baptize themselves in the blood, swearing alliegance to the Dark Chomsky.
Nim, ham hock of liberty |
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04.16.06 - 12:32 am | #
Anyhoo, so what did I miss tonight?
Anger emanating like mutant radiation from the left, the likes of what has never been seen before.
Other than that, not much.
keith |
04.16.06 - 12:32 am | #
Stupid people don't get tenure. Praise Jesus.
I wish that were true.
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 12:33 am | #
You are too kind. I think they should be shot into the sun.
fourlegsgood
what did the sun ever do to deserve them? no, i think bob jones university is the perfect place for them.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
04.16.06 - 12:33 am | #
The sun is an angry liberal.
Nim, ham hock of liberty |
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04.16.06 - 12:36 am | #
And I'll bet he can cite the study that proves this, the one that he pulled out of his ass just now.
Another Bruce
Close. Two studies, both rectally produced.
JR |
04.16.06 - 12:36 am | #
Horowitz says that liberal professors are standing behind you RIGHT NOW!!
If there is one thing I fucking hate it is liberal professors, especially in the humanities. Those fuckers.
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.16.06 - 12:36 am | #
(couldn't resist. really leaving now)
You're leaving now?
That's no surprise
There's really no disguising it
Guess I should of known it all alooooooo-ng...
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.16.06 - 12:38 am | #
I don't know if I've got Swimmers Ear
or not, but I have something like it
for sure.
My right ear has been totally stuffed
up since Thursday. Doesn't hurt but
very annoying.
steve simels |
04.16.06 - 12:38 am | #
Horowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1.
If this is true, I am totally okay with it. I hope we can make it 60 to 1.
Buzz Bomb |
04.16.06 - 12:38 am | #
If there is one thing I fucking hate it is liberal professors, especially in the humanities.
Oh, the humanities!
keith |
04.16.06 - 12:39 am | #
Liberal professors want nothing more than to have your children... your CHILDREN!! read Irish poetry and drink whiskey. They're not to be trusted.
No, sir... that's why I don't have children. Well, that's what I tell people...
Ripley |
04.16.06 - 12:39 am | #
Horowitz says that liberal psychology professors have naked wicca parties where they disembowel kidnapped infants born to conservative parents, and baptize themselves in the blood, swearing alliegance to the Dark Chomsky.
Nim, ham hock of liberty
I knew I shoulda gots my PHD.
Another Bruce |
04.16.06 - 12:39 am | #
well, I finally read what this thread is supposed to be about, and all I can say is, hmmm.
WTF is the matter w/people who are so fearful they can't see t heir way to clear to gov't transparency. There have ALWAYS been things the gov't has he;d back in the interest of nat'l security, and the People have not pushed back because it was tacitly understood what had to be done. We were in agreement, in complicity, as it were.
This particular maladmministration has clearly set itself apart and declared itself an enemy of the People, and they deserve every damn blowback they get.
Implicit before was that we could trust the gov't because they were governing in our best interests. This particular group, however, apparently dislikes (perhaps hates) and distrusts and dismisses all of us as irrelevant. And that is precisely why we are calling them on their shit. And must continue to, until (or if) they tell us the fucking truth.
They ain't gonna. So, too, we ain't gonna let up on their motherfucking selves.
Sarah Deere |
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04.16.06 - 12:41 am | #
I save my swimmers for special occasions.
smalfish, frothing |
04.16.06 - 12:41 am | #
Donald Rumsfeld has sacrificed much for public service. He could be sitting on his ranch in New Mexico clipping coupons but he chose to serve his nation. And you lowlifes in the peanut gallery sit at your keyboards and take potshots at him. Get into the arena and do something with your worthless lives besides bitching about Rumsfeld.
Commander Cody |
04.16.06 - 12:42 am | #
I'm guessing that Horrorwits pulled that blacklist out of his ass too, which is why its black.
Another Bruce |
04.16.06 - 12:43 am | #
Reason #5,237 why Steve Jobs is an insufferable prick.
I don't care. I still love my Mac and my iPod.
I don't plan on having Jobs over for dinner or anything. So I don't have to like him.
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 12:43 am | #
(Rocking)
NOW! Sure as the sun has crossed the sky--
The lyin's over!
LOST! Like the tears that
Used to tide...
Get into the arena and do something with your worthless lives besides bitching about Rumsfeld.
Thanks for the advice.
keith |
04.16.06 - 12:43 am | #
The Bush Administration is aggressively rooting liberals and Democrats out of the executive branch. Why should liberals be just as aggressive about controlling academia? Fuck fairness. Fairness doesn't apply anywhere anymore, thanks to Republicans. Suck it up, jack.
Buzz Bomb |
04.16.06 - 12:43 am | #
should = shouldn't
Buzz Bomb |
04.16.06 - 12:44 am | #
No, sir... that's why I don't have children.
Little bastard's would hog the whiskey and poetry...
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.16.06 - 12:44 am | #
Little bastard's would hog the whiskey and poetry...
And they would eat all the chocolate. And probably teach lion kitty to smoke pot.
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 12:45 am | #
Donald Rumsfeld has sacrificed his balls for public service. He could be sitting on his ranch in New Mexico shaving and perfuming his balls but he chose to serve his nation. And you lowlifes in the peanut gallery sit at your keyboards and take potshots at his balls. Get into the arena and do something with your worthless lives besides bitching about Rumsfeld's balls.
Commander Cody |
04.16.06 - 12:45 am | #
Intellectual honesty = Liberal
That's one of the many reasons Horowitz is a putz destined to fail.
keith |
04.16.06 - 12:46 am | #
And you lowlifes in the peanut gallery sit at your keyboards and take potshots at him. Get into the arena and do something with your worthless lives besides bitching about Rumsfeld.
Dude, the peanut gallery is in the arena, which is why we're taking potshots.
Another Bruce |
04.16.06 - 12:46 am | #
Fuck Horowitz. Academia is liberal. Tough shit, asshole. Don't like it? Start your own school.
Buzz Bomb |
04.16.06 - 12:47 am | #
Horowitz says the ratio of left wing to right wing faculty is 30 to 1
Ooh....we here on the Left have control
of Academia.
Total victory is ours, comrades!!!!!
steve simels |
04.16.06 - 12:47 am | #
Fuck Horowitz. Academia is liberal. Tough shit, asshole. Don't like it? Start your own school.
Don't give them any ideas.
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 12:47 am | #
Academia is only liberal if you regard anything to the left of Attila the Hun as "liberal".
JR |
04.16.06 - 12:48 am | #
"Ooh....we here on the Left have control
of Academia."
I guess the right lost the war of ideas.
Unfortunately, they won the war of propoganda.
Nim, ham hock of liberty |
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04.16.06 - 12:48 am | #
hippy bastards. you all need haircuts and a bath
len |
04.16.06 - 12:48 am | #
Simels,
HOW IS YOUR EAR???
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 12:48 am | #
Did you know only 1 in 1,000,000 CEOs of major corporations is a Trotskyist? Looks like some fairness is required.
Seebach |
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04.16.06 - 12:48 am | #
"you all need haircuts and a bath
len"
I also need some Doritos.
Nim, ham hock of liberty |
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04.16.06 - 12:49 am | #
If there is one thing I fucking hate it is liberal professors, especially in the humanities.
Oh, the humanities!
keith | 04.16.06 - 12:39 am
take it from me: nothing equals the sheer depravity of a liberal social science prof. liberal anthro profs have been known to extend their pot supplies by blending it with the dessicated afterbirths of indigenous teenagers...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka |
04.16.06 - 12:49 am | #
Don't give them any ideas.
fourlegsgood
Too late, BJU, Liberty U.
Another Bruce |
04.16.06 - 12:49 am | #
I also need some Doritos.
I need some pie.
There is a distinct lake of pie in my house.
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 12:50 am | #
Fuck Horowitz. Academia is liberal. Tough shit, asshole. Don't like it? Start your
own school.
Buzz Bomb | 04.16.06 - 12:47 am | #
Did you follow the whole
attempted take over
of Adelphi a few years ago?
The wing-nuts --
I forgot who was financing it,
but it was somebody big --
were trying to turn it into
a right-wing Yale.
Fortunately, they were all crooks
so the effort failed. Miserably.
steve simels |
04.16.06 - 12:51 am | #
Get into the arena and do something with your worthless lives besides bitching about Rumsfeld
I quite enjoy the assumption that supporting Rumsfeld puts you "in the arena."
I also enjoy people who go on the internet to tell other people on the internet to "get a life."
Thers, Paterfamilias |
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04.16.06 - 12:51 am | #
I also need some Doritos.
I'd say, with all the trolling going on, that there is a serious shortage of cheetos in the heartland.
smalfish, frothing |
04.16.06 - 12:51 am | #
Thank god tomorrow is Easter.
I thought the peep wars would NEVER come to an end.
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 12:51 am | #
"There is a distinct lake of pie in my house.
fourlegsgood
!!!!!!
Party at fourlegs' !
Nim, ham hock of liberty |
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04.16.06 - 12:51 am | #
Fortunately, they were all crooks
so the effort failed. Miserably.
Their stupidity is the only reason the world hasn't been destroyed 10 times over.
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 12:52 am | #
hippy bastards. you all need haircuts and a bath
len
It's spelled hippie, you ignoramus. H-i-p-p-i-e.
Another Bruce hippie bastard |
04.16.06 - 12:52 am | #
Can you spare a watery slice, friend?
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 12:53 am | #
Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?
jack |
04.16.06 - 12:53 am | #
Hmm. A lake of pie.
Whole lotta bakin goin on at the four legs home.
smalfish, frothing |
04.16.06 - 12:53 am | #
HOW IS YOUR EAR???
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 12:48 am | #
Like I said, it doesn't hurt but it's
still stuffed up. Very annoying.
Thanks for asking...
steve simels |
04.16.06 - 12:54 am | #
Crap.
Lack of pie, not lake.
(I could not be that lucky)
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 12:54 am | #
fwiw: i heard from Olaf, down in Austin...
the guzzi didn't start. olaf's in a motel, pretty well toasted. he met Dave, Rors & Meriam, texas mama...
he's kinda bummed out, as one could be under such circumstances...
anybody think of a way to help him out, i have his cell-fone #...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka |
04.16.06 - 12:54 am | #
hippy bastards. you all need haircuts and a bath
len
I just came from the bathtub. My hair is still wet. Should I cut it now or go back in the tub first?
Echidne of the snakes |
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04.16.06 - 12:54 am | #
Can you spare a watery slice, friend?
My laughter is nigh chokefullish.
Seebach |
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04.16.06 - 12:54 am | #
good grief...does the image of Rumsfeld's balls, shaved/perfumed or not, really need to get into the public discourse...?
Who gives one shit about his 'nads - is he married? That would be the beeswax of his female famniliar, eh? Or, whatever version thereof he chooses.
I just really need brain bleach after that.
Please, can there be some major events in the course of human history that do not involve or depend upon the testicles and testosterone of the human male for resolution?
Please?
Sarah Deere |
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04.16.06 - 12:55 am | #
We have to bathe now?
keith |
04.16.06 - 12:55 am | #
"Please, can there be some major events in the course of human history that do not involve or depend upon the testicles and testosterone of the human male for resolution?
Please?
Sarah Deere"
You sound very angry and hysterical. Are you one of those feminazis?
Nim, ham hock of liberty |
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04.16.06 - 12:56 am | #
We have to bathe now?
keith
Think of it as a learning experience
JR |
04.16.06 - 12:57 am | #
Please, can there be some major events in the course of human history that do not involve or depend upon the testicles and testosterone of the human male for resolution?
No. And that explains our current situation.
Seebach |
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04.16.06 - 12:57 am | #
I am angry about the lack of pie in my house.
I am certain it is a republican's fault.
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 12:58 am | #
Nim, can I interview you for my academic article on anti-feminist trolls, please?
Echidne of the snakes |
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04.16.06 - 12:58 am | #
It's spelled hippie, you ignoramus. H-i-p-p-i-e.
Actually, it's spelled both ways.
simel's gay lover |
04.16.06 - 1:00 am | #
You sound very angry and hysterical. Are you one of those feminazis?
Nim, ham hock of liberty
Proudly YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah Deere |
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04.16.06 - 1:00 am | #
"Nim, can I interview you for my academic article on anti-feminist trolls, please?
Echidne of the snakes"
If you promise not to get all hysterical on me, or seduce me into your lesbian wiccan orgies, yes.
Nim, ham hock of liberty |
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04.16.06 - 1:01 am | #
Particularly if it means not having to even consider thinking about Rumsfeld's wretched balls. Yucko.
Sarah Deere |
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04.16.06 - 1:01 am | #
If you promise not to get all hysterical on me, or seduce me into your lesbian wiccan orgies, yes.
Sounds like fun, those lesbian wiccan orgies. I should have promised to write a paper on those instead. grrr
Echidne of the snakes |
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04.16.06 - 1:03 am | #
Should I cut it now or go back in the tub first?
NEVER get out of the tub...
/Apocalypse Now
Thers |
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04.16.06 - 1:04 am | #
Actually, it's spelled both ways.
My reading is that it's more commonly spelled hippy in other countries. Yer not one of those furriners are you?
Another Bruce hippie patriot |
04.16.06 - 1:04 am | #
Okay, evening all.
If you're so inclined, have a
Happy Easter!!!!!!
If not, stay cool and talk to you
manana...
steve simels |
04.16.06 - 1:04 am | #
If you promise not to get all hysterical on me, or seduce me into your lesbian wiccan orgies, yes.
Or throw you into the briar patch...
Thers |
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04.16.06 - 1:04 am | #
Just passing through on my way to bed, and thought I'd stop in and say that some day when all this is over, I'm so dragging this dude out of the Harvard Law School and shaving his fucking head for the Nazi fucking collaborator he is. I have a list. He's on it.
And with that, I bid you sweet dreams, dear ones.
Ciao.
Tena hippie extraordinaire |
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04.16.06 - 1:05 am | #
Oh wait. There's also penis size. That and testicles.
Seebach |
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04.16.06 - 1:05 am | #
"Or throw you into the briar patch...
Thers "
Please don't try to marginalize my important message by suggesting that it's insincere.
I know what those people are up to.
Nim, ham hock of liberty |
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04.16.06 - 1:06 am | #
Particularly if it means not having to even consider thinking about Rumsfeld's wretched balls. Yucko.
What is a briar patch? I fell into nettles off a bridge when I was little (we were trying to learn to fly). Are briars something similar? If so, I will grow some.
Echidne of the snakes |
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04.16.06 - 1:06 am | #
I used to have a triple chamber bong with an American flag painted on it. If that isn't true patriotism, I don't know what is.
Another Bruce hippie patriot |
04.16.06 - 1:09 am | #
What is a briar patch? I fell into nettles off a bridge when I was little (we were trying to learn to fly). Are briars something similar? If so, I will grow some.
Beg pardon: your English is impeccable so perhaps I didn't think you would have missed this American folk tale.
Thers |
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04.16.06 - 1:09 am | #
Never mind. I googled "briar". It's not as bad as nettles. If you get stung by nettles spit on the itching spot and then rub it with sand. Works every time.
Echidne of the snakes |
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04.16.06 - 1:09 am | #
Are briars something similar? If so, I will grow some.
Briars have wicked poking thorns, nettles are more of a chemical burn.
That said, they're mighty tasty and nutritious after you boil them.
keith |
04.16.06 - 1:10 am | #
Are briars something similar? If so, I will grow some.
briar=generic name for any number of brambly, thorny, thistley, burdock, or burr covered plants.
(plants that are no fun to walk through)
Doug, |
04.16.06 - 1:11 am | #
good. nail the sob.
Sarah Deere |
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04.16.06 - 1:11 am | #
There is a distinct lake of pie in my house.
A long walk off a short pier would seem to be in order, then.
Aunt Teeter |
04.16.06 - 1:12 am | #
I am angry about the lack of balls in my pants.
jack |
04.16.06 - 1:12 am | #
It is 1 in the morning (in some places) and we are discussing Rummy's testicles?
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh |
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04.16.06 - 1:13 am | #
A great story, Thers. I hadn't read that one though I've heard references to the Tarbaby and the rest of it. It reminds me of the trickster coyote and similar stories from the East.
Echidne of the snakes |
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04.16.06 - 1:13 am | #
Time for bed.
You kids play nice with each other. EVEN THE FEMINAZIS. None of whom are allowed to seduce me OR my fiancee while we're sleeping. So don't even THINK abou tit.
Nim, ham hock of liberty |
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04.16.06 - 1:14 am | #
I'm so dragging this dude out of the Harvard Law School and shaving his fucking head for the Nazi fucking collaborator he is. I have a list. He's on it.
Just let me know when... I'd like to take pictures.
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 1:14 am | #
It is 1 in the morning (in some places) and we are discussing Rummy's testicles?
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh
yeah, partly my fault (though not all!!)
Which is why, desperately trying to erase that mental image, I am taking to stiff drink then heading for bed.
Best to you all, sweet dreams, no bedbugs, and a loverly tomorrow.
SD
Sarah Deere |
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04.16.06 - 1:15 am | #
So don't even THINK abou tit.
Good grief, that is quite the Freudian slip...
Thers |
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04.16.06 - 1:15 am | #
It is 1 in the morning (in some places) and we are discussing Rummy's testicles?
I'm not.
I don't want to think about that nasty old man's shriveled up nuts.
Didn't anyone go look at my pretty flower pictures?
They are ever so much more attractive than Rummy's balls.
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 1:17 am | #
Sarah, I hope it's not my deodorant or lack thereof.
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh |
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04.16.06 - 1:17 am | #
A great story, Thers. I hadn't read that one though I've heard references to the Tarbaby and the rest of it. It reminds me of the trickster coyote and similar stories from the East.
Yup. But in idiomatic English, saying "throw me into the briar patch" means "give me a punishment I secretly really, really want..."
Thers |
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04.16.06 - 1:17 am | #
briar=generic name for any number of brambly, thorny, thistley, burdock, or burr covered plants.
(plants that are no fun to walk through)
Doug
I have never, ever, ever seen "briar" = "burrs".
Briars are canes with thorns. Like roses and raspberries.
JR |
04.16.06 - 1:18 am | #
Nice pictures, 4lgs. Are the bottom ones roses or peonies?
Echidne of the snakes |
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04.16.06 - 1:19 am | #
"throw me into the briar patch" means "give me a punishment I secretly really, really want..."
Wow. Have we established a safe word yet?
(Too sleepy to have stopped in here...)
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh |
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04.16.06 - 1:19 am | #
Yup. But in idiomatic English, saying "throw me into the briar patch" means "give me a punishment I secretly really, really want..."
Thanks for this. I love to learn more English.
Echidne of the snakes |
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04.16.06 - 1:19 am | #
Briars are canes with thorns. Like roses and raspberries.
And stickerbushes.
Thers |
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04.16.06 - 1:20 am | #
I have never, ever, ever seen "briar" = "burrs".
Briars are canes with thorns. Like roses and raspberries.
JR
Maybe not in Canada, but in part of the US, people use "briar" to describe exactly what I defined it as.
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04.16.06 - 1:20 am | #
Leave me out of this.
Briar Aelred |
04.16.06 - 1:21 am | #
Maybe not in Canada, but in part of the US, people use "briar" to describe exactly what I defined it as.
Those people make me angry. GRRR. ANGRY LEFT.
Thers |
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04.16.06 - 1:21 am | #
Nice pictures, 4lgs. Are the bottom ones roses or peonies?
Roses. It's not cold enough here for peonies.
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 1:22 am | #
Briar Aelred
Okay, bed it is. Haloscan's bein' a bitch and I should, like, function sometime in the AM. Whoops, LATER in the AM.
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh |
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04.16.06 - 1:24 am | #
Leave me out of this.
Briar Aelred
What the rabbit said.
Doug, |
04.16.06 - 1:24 am | #
Roses. It's not cold enough here for peonies.
My peonies have just broken through the ground. But the little blue bulbs are flowering everywhere. I can't remember what they are called ixi-something? They're not supposed to do well here but the squirrels don't eat them like they eat everything else I plant for spring.
Echidne of the snakes |
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04.16.06 - 1:24 am | #
Is anyone else thinking of that dopey movie, "Savannah Smiles"?
What a sacharin sweet kid.
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04.16.06 - 1:25 am | #
Maybe not in Canada, but in part of the US, people use "briar" to describe exactly what I defined it as.
Doug
Not according to every single online US dictionary.
Keep your perversions away from the language,
And stickerbushes.
Thers
If "stickerbushes" are what we call "stick-tights" or cockleburrs, then no, they are not briars.
A briar has woody parts. Annuals and biennials need not apply.
JR |
04.16.06 - 1:25 am | #
Now my brain tries to remember another story with the same device in it as the Tarbaby one. Something about an animal who could swim and asked to be drowned by being thrown in the river?
Echidne of the snakes |
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04.16.06 - 1:26 am | #
I can't remember what they are called ixi-something?
Lying has gone up dramatically under george bush.
jack |
04.16.06 - 1:28 am | #
No, they are neither of those. I have scillas in flower, too, but the ones I'm thinking are something different. Must google.
Echidne of the snakes |
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04.16.06 - 1:28 am | #
Not according to every single online US dictionary.
You looked at every one?
Did you talk to old granny Franklin in Rabbit Hatch in Boone County Kentucky too?
Doug, |
04.16.06 - 1:29 am | #
My peonies have just broken through the ground. But the little blue bulbs are flowering everywhere. I can't remember what they are called ixi-something?
ixi something? not crocuses?
Really, bulbs don't do well here- there are a few varieties of native irises, but generally, if you want bulb flowers (tulips and stuff) you have to pull them out of the ground, store them in the freezer or fridge and replant them.
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 1:30 am | #
If "stickerbushes" are what we call "stick-tights" or cockleburrs, then no, they are not briars.
A briar has woody parts. Annuals and biennials need not apply.
I don't know what you call "stick-tights," I'm sure. Sounds dirty to me.
"Stickerbushes" are bushes with stickers (little thorns) and capsule-shaped red berries.
Thers |
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04.16.06 - 1:30 am | #
Chionodoxa luciliae
Echidne of the snakes |
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04.16.06 - 1:30 am | #
If you remove four california counties from the data,
most of the income inequality of the last 10 years vanishes.
jack |
04.16.06 - 1:30 am | #
But the ones I have are much bluer. I remember that they were a special variant and cost a lot. They have seeded and the seedlings are the same blue. Weird, that. Usually the seedlings revert to type.
Echidne of the snakes |
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04.16.06 - 1:33 am | #
But the ones I have are much bluer. I remember that they were a special variant and cost a lot. They have seeded and the seedlings are the same blue. Weird, that. Usually the seedlings revert to type.
That is interesting.
I miss having a garden. It's just so fucking HOT here.
Though I do like the tropical plants.
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 1:34 am | #
The middle class is dead and there's not much we can do about it.
Those with bachelor's degrees will have to work low paying service sector jobs.
jack |
04.16.06 - 1:35 am | #
Really, bulbs don't do well here- there are a few varieties of native irises, but generally, if you want bulb flowers (tulips and stuff) you have to pull them out of the ground, store them in the freezer or fridge and replant them.
This is strange. Talking to you on the net I never think how different the climates are. I've never lived anywhere that warm.
Echidne of the snakes |
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04.16.06 - 1:35 am | #
"Stickerbushes" are bushes with stickers (little thorns) and capsule-shaped red berries.
Thers
Then not stick-tights.
If stickerbushes are woody, with thorns, then they can be called "briars" in the US.
Everywhere that *English* is spoken, the word "briar" is restricted to canes.
You looked at every one?
M-W, American Heritage, etc. the ususal suspects.
Did you talk to old granny Franklin in Rabbit Hatch in Boone County Kentucky too?
those with high school diplomas will have to compete with mexicans.
jack |
04.16.06 - 1:36 am | #
those without high school diplomas can get three squares a day in jail.
jack |
04.16.06 - 1:36 am | #
This is strange. Talking to you on the net I never think how different the climates are. I've never lived anywhere that warm.
Tulips and other bulbs need to be in the ground at a certain temperature for a minimum number of days to bloom.
It's sad. That's one of the best thing about spring, IMHO. I loved the progression of different flowers that bloom up north.
We don't get that here.
fourlegsgood |
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04.16.06 - 1:37 am | #
We don't get that here.
You have sports seasons there.
Doug, |
04.16.06 - 1:39 am | #
It's sad. That's one of the best thing about spring, IMHO. I loved the progression of different flowers that bloom up north.
Yes. The trees in the nearby village center are covered with white flowers, no leaves yet. It's quite lovely. The forsythias are yellow everywhere, and soon we get the rhododendrons.
I'm turning in. Have lovely dreams, moonbats.
Echidne of the snakes |
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04.16.06 - 1:40 am | #
There was a place I went to once in the Blue Ridge mountains, that had rhododendron forests. Not terribly tall but tall enough to walk under.
Doug, |
04.16.06 - 1:42 am | #
I think what an Atriot said last night:
If people like this were around during WW II, London would never have been rebuilt.
Terry C, Coldplayer | 04.15.06 - 11:15 pm | #
Or maybe more accurately we'd have been there to help the nazis protect it from the terrarists
had the present regime been in place I doubt it not at all. ol prescott sure made a killing with em
god they're slimefesty
twilightslackersinsipidity |
04.16.06 - 1:47 am | #
Consumer confidence remains high.
jack |
04.16.06 - 1:50 am | #
After completing the arduous (for me anyhow) task of filing my taxes, I treated myself to a screening of Speedy, a 1928 Harold Lloyd film. It was astounding how gorgeously preserved that film was. Good Lord, those 20's comics worked their tails off for their money.
Max Planck |
04.16.06 - 1:52 am | #
Taxes aren't due until tuesday
if you live in one of the states that celebrates Patriots Day.
jack |
04.16.06 - 1:54 am | #
This bush family suckingup on Cspan is surrealistic.
keith |
04.16.06 - 1:55 am | #
Gen Clark said he believed Mr Rumsfeld, along with Vice-President Dick Cheney, had helped push the Iraq invasion when there was "no connection with the war on terror".
Gen Clark said the secretary had lost the confidence of some officers in the military who were asking for "somebody in the military chain of command who will listen".
Gen Clark has been a frequent critic of the Bush administration's Iraq policy.
etc.
Frequent and early. http://
www.politicalstrategy.org...log_archive.php "Nothing could be a more serious violation of public trust than to consciously make a war based on false claims," he told a conference of military reporters and editors. "Its handling of intelligence and its retaliation against its critics may have been criminal."
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QuentinCompson |
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04.16.06 - 1:57 am | #
Consumer confidence remains high.
DO NOT PANIC! ALL IS WELL!
smalfish, frothing |
04.16.06 - 1:57 am | #
Good Lord, those 20's comics worked their tails off for their money.
Buster Keaton hopping around on the front end of a moving locomotive in "The General" is scary & inspiring at the same time.
nsr |
04.16.06 - 2:07 am | #
Jesus Christ rose from the dead 2000 years ago today.
jack |
04.16.06 - 2:11 am | #
I have a pickle in my ass.
jack |
04.16.06 - 2:13 am | #
I work at Jack in the Box.
jack |
04.16.06 - 2:13 am | #
My mom's muff has tusks.
jack |
04.16.06 - 2:16 am | #
other jacks,
I'd be careful, namestealers will get banned.
jack |
04.16.06 - 2:16 am | #
it's a gherkin pickle.
jack |
04.16.06 - 2:17 am | #
After completing the arduous (for me anyhow) task of filing my taxes, I treated myself to a screening of Speedy, a 1928 Harold Lloyd film. It was astounding how gorgeously preserved that film was. Good Lord, those 20's comics worked their tails off for their money.
A very nice movie, IMO. A somewhat dubious moral, though...
Phila |
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04.16.06 - 2:32 am | #
Now my brain tries to remember another story with the same device in it as the Tarbaby one. Something about an animal who could swim and asked to be drowned by being thrown in the river?
Echidne of the snakes
Maybe you're thinking of the Chinese brothers...
Phila |
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04.16.06 - 2:33 am | #
Jesus Christ rose from the dead 2000 years ago today.
Proof?
Link?
ANything?
smalfish, frothing |
04.16.06 - 2:37 am | #
Jesus Christ rose from the dead 2000 years ago today.
Proof?
Damned typos. It was supposed to read
"Jesus Christ rose from the bed 2000
years ago today."
Lucky bastard. If he did that today,
I'm sure he' crawl back right were he
came from . . .
herman the german |
04.16.06 - 2:45 am | #
What I enjoy about easter.
The spring weather.
Being with the family.
Dressing up.
A good meal.
An after dinner walk in the park with a toothpick.
jack |
04.16.06 - 2:48 am | #
What I enjoy about easter.
The spring weather.
Being with the family.
Dressing up.
A good meal.
An after dinner walk in the park with a toothpick.
Here ya go. But people will believe whatever they want to, and there's nothing anyone can do about that.
nsr |
04.16.06 - 2:50 am | #
Religion makes all these good things possible.
jack |
04.16.06 - 2:50 am | #
A very nice movie, IMO. A somewhat dubious moral, though...
Phila
One disturbing consistency with flicks from that era was the inclusion of some sort of Jim Crow or "Indian" or "Chinaman" references. They test marketed the shit out of movies then, and maybe those gratuitious racist segments were what they felt the audiences wanted.
Max Planck |
04.16.06 - 2:52 am | #
One disturbing consistency with flicks from that era was the inclusion of some sort of Jim Crow or "Indian" or "Chinaman" references. They test marketed the shit out of movies then, and maybe those gratuitious racist segments were what they felt the audiences wanted.
Max Planck
That stuff doesn't really bother me, sad to say. And I think "Speedy" is kind of touching, the way you've got the old Jews and the Chinese launderers kicking the shit out of the magnate's goon squad.
It's just troublesome that the whole movie hinges on this sense of community, but in the end, it's got a price tag on it...
Phila |
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04.16.06 - 2:54 am | #
But I'm not knocking it by any means...a very sweet little movie. And great Coney Island footage, too.
Phila |
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04.16.06 - 2:55 am | #
I'd think Ingraham's personality would be horrifyingly undesirable.
Rumor has it that to get back at a boyfriend who dumped her, she ran his house's garden hose into the mail slot in the front door and turned on the water.
Steve J. |
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04.16.06 - 2:57 am | #
That stuff doesn't really bother me, sad to say.
It's fascinating to me, as much as an historical zeitgeist document as anything else. Were these caricatures contemporarily accepted as additional, albeit cartoonishly comic figures or actually the straight foils?
Max Planck |
04.16.06 - 3:02 am | #
other jacks,
I'd be careful, namestealers will get banned.
jack
Nah, if that happened you'd have been gone a LONG time ago, putzface.
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04.16.06 - 3:04 am | #
But I'm not knocking it by any means...a very sweet little movie. And great Coney Island footage, too.
Phila
The camera operators in that era were just masters. They often had those hand cranked paralax equipment, where they didn't even have the advantage of through the lens framing. And Lloyd generally hated sound stage reproductions of motion. So they were on fast moving vehicles, or in the case of Safety Last, *way* up in the air.
And the results were just fucking amazing.
Max Planck |
04.16.06 - 3:08 am | #
Nick at Nite has a What's Happening marathon.
In the current episode, Raj convinces his coworkers to go on strike.
jack |
04.16.06 - 3:09 am | #
roach spray ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> []::::::: jack
Ô¿Ô |
04.16.06 - 3:10 am | #
Ô¿Ô ,
Incognito, the latent troll.
jack |
04.16.06 - 3:12 am | #
Shroud of turin, does not offer proof of anything. There is no telling, by that thing, if jeebus was a man, or a god (not fucking likely). It does not really tell who wore it when they died. It does not give anything but more controversey. And that site was littered with hype and testimonies. No real proof of anything.
Thanks for playing.
smalfish, frothing |
04.16.06 - 3:12 am | #
Shroud of turin
Didn't they carbon date a piece of that thing to the 1300's?
Max Planck |
04.16.06 - 3:14 am | #
Nick at Nite has a What's Happening marathon.
In the current episode, Shirley learns her race got her a job.
jack |
04.16.06 - 3:16 am | #
In the current episode, Shirley learns her race got her a job.
jack
Silly Shirley. Won't she ever figure out that it's yer Poppy who gets you the choicest jobs?
Max Planck |
04.16.06 - 3:18 am | #
Didn't they carbon date a piece of that thing to the 1300's?
I don't know thtaq for certain, but from the link....
From its first recorded exhibition in France in 1357, this cloth has been the object of mass veneration, on the one hand, and scorn from a number of learned clerics and freethinkers, on the other. Appearing as it did in an age of unparalleled relic-mongering and forgery and, if genuine, lacking documentation of its whereabouts for 1,300 years, the Shroud would certainly have long ago been consigned to the ranks of spurious relics (along with several other shrouds with similar claims) were it not for the extraordinary image it bears.
SO FWIW, the thing is supposed to have an image on it. But for my money, there is no telling whose image is on it. AND, there have been images seen all through history. Especially today.
I denounce all things shoud related. Just too much inferred.
smalfish, frothing |
04.16.06 - 3:19 am | #
I denounce all things shoud related.
Jebus aside, if they've determined the object was not hand painted, and is ~700 years old, it is a photographic marvel in itself.
Max Planck |
04.16.06 - 3:21 am | #
Don't leave me alone with jack and owls!
Evacuee |
04.16.06 - 3:24 am | #
if they've determined the object was not hand painted, and is ~700 years old, it is a photographic marvel in itself.
I might buy that. If it does'nt turn out to be another in a long line of fake stuff made up to be something the masses can hang their hats on.
And to bed I must go.
later bats.
ANd Jack, go away. find something useful to do, other than troll some board you disagree with and are not welcomed at. Or just FOAD, if it suits your mission in life.
smalfish, frothing |
04.16.06 - 3:26 am | #
Watching Columbo: Ransom for a Dead Man, from the first season dvd. God, that Patricia Mattick was hot. 19 years old with a face like a Boticelli madonna. And she's got Walter Neff on the TV!
nsr |
04.16.06 - 3:37 am | #
What the Stones had done at this point in their career vs. what Pearl Jam has done in the same time frame.
Compare. Contrast. Discuss.
Stones: Piggybacked on the Beatles' success. Lost their best and most talented member in a swimming pool accident that many think wasn't an accident. Flopped around making increasingly weak records after that, the sole exception being Some Girls.
Pearl Jam: Umm, huh?
Winner: Stones by default.
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