I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Bush presidency: FIERY WRECK!
CNN Breaking News: Iraq's president asks prime minister nominee Jawad al-Maliki to form new government at historic parliament meeting.
Wow! We must be turning a corner! Er...again.
DAMMMMNNNN!
Curse You Res!!!!(shakes fist theatrically)
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That would violate the Executive Branch's cherised "no backsies" rule.
No Welshing!
Oh, you mean like this?
Rice leaking to AIPAC? Say it isn't so!
good, I hope we turn the final corner so we can go home, leaving the $1 billion embassy empty
If the administration continues to go after leaks it doesn't like, while continuing to defend and continue the practice of leaks it does like, journalists will have to call them on it.
Hah!!! Fat chance of that ever happening.
CNN Breaking News: Iraq's president asks prime minister nominee Jawad al-Maliki to form new government at historic parliament meeting.
"Peace in our time? Some activists critical of the administration disagree..." (cue ominious music)
Aw, Woody. You love me. You really do!
"journalists" - lol
journalists will have to call them on it.
-Atrios 10:41 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (gasp) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (gasp) hahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaha...
fucking haloscam
ciao moonbats 
If the administration continues to go after leaks it doesn't like, while continuing to defend and continue the practice of leaks it does like, journalists will have to call them on it.
Or, you know, stop leaking.
Depends for all!
Say - didn't we have a really nice little ol' Embassy in Teheran? Maybe that can serve as a sort of homage de '70s and a casus belli, all at the same time!
Unless the former hostages hold title to it of course.
Please scroll down to the stevemarvin, 04.21.2006 comment for the most concise and comprehensive critique of Tweety I've ever read.
Please read it; it deserves its own thread, IMO, whether Tweety is "Wanker of the Day" or not.
I tried to post it directly, but that line-break thing wouldn't permit it.
BTW, I can't fault commenters for trying to squeeze in long comments or blocks of text by simply removing all of the blank lines, but I don't think that works.
I'd be interested to see if DWD et al agree that there's limit-- say, ten lines (?)-- of unbroken text beyond which even a literate, curious eye tends to glaze over and move on.
I know that I tend to skip past such "tombstones", as the high school newspaper moderator called them. And I bet many others do too.
only pharoh and his deciples DESERVE CHARIOTS
yall SHALL have to walk
sorry about that!
Atrios:
[...]journalists will have to call them on it.
Sounds good to me. We wouldn't know anything if it weren't for leaks, but the important thing is that we find out who destroyed Valerie Plame's career.
Because she and Joe are America.
good, I hope we turn the final corner so we can go home, leaving the $1 billion embassy empty
What? No new, improved Hanging Gardens of Babylon?
Dammit. I was planning my next vacation.
Unfortunately, as soon as the line-break fix is removed, that little shit fy will be right back rendering entire threads unreadable.
he two faced actions of this president trickle down to the entire country. There is already an epidemic of two facedness. All we can look forwad to, is much more of the same and worse.
What? No new, improved Hanging Gardens of Babylon?
Our plans to build a Six Flags over Najaf have been scrapped. They told us we would be greeted with daypasses and $8 churros....
What? No new, improved Hanging Gardens of Babylon?
I guess looters aren't a problem in peacetime...
Speaking of shit...
Dammit. I was planning my next vacation.
watertiger, fecker
And I just ordered my copy of "The Green Zone On $50 & One Limb A Day".
Lotta good that'll do me.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 10:56 am
crawl back under your rock, suck up the liquid shit you've been leqaving there, and perish, slowly and in exquisite agony, you fucking shitnozzle...
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The case against the CIA Intelligence Officer, Mary McCarthy, fired for her alleged role in leaking information about secret prisons to the Washington Post's Dana Priest smells a little fishy. Let me state at the outset that the officer in question, Mary McCarthy, is an old acquaintance. I hasten to add that I do not consider her a friend. She was my immediate boss in 1988-89 and was instrumental in my decision to leave the CIA and take a job at the State Department's Office of Counter Terrorism. -- Larry Johnson at TPM Cafe.
Unfortunately, as soon as the line-break fix is removed, that little shit fy will be right back rendering entire threads unreadable.
the way I see it, if you have to say it in more than 15 lines, or whatever the limit is, either break it up into two posts, link to the source, or get your own blog.
Shouldn't Toby be off nursing a colossal hangover at this point?
i really really hate this motherfucking 'too many lines' filter.
We can only hope that if the leaking stops in it's entirety not just by this administration but perhaps by future administrations and the more powerful members of congress then the media whores will stop pandering to them so often cause they see their gifts lessening, and perhaps choose to actually cover the news?
MYOB'
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i would sacrifice many goats to the loas to have just one Administration official admit "The whole classifying thing is just so much bullshit, you know. We classify everything to keep the public from knowing, not any (ha-ha) "enemies". So We release what We want, and hold what We want, and the point is to avoid any risk of the peasants holding Us accountable."
If nothing else, it might make the average guy relaize that the average gubmint secret info handler is the same as the clod from the driver's license office who's rude and hateful and just pimping for retirement, not Jennifer Garner.
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Shouldn't Toby be off nursing a colossal hangover at this point?
Why? He drink too much Yoo-Hoo?
And I just ordered my copy of "The Green Zone On $50 & One Limb A Day".
Is Toby old enough to drink?
Fitzgerald will announce indictments against Plame and Wilson on Monday.
"If the administration continues to go after leaks it doesn't like, while continuing to defend and continue the practice of leaks it does like, journalists will have to call them on it."
they should, but they won't
The limits the line break imposes on us are not all that stringent. We ought to be able to comment as we will with just some limitation and it's worth it to keep the scroll troll away.
the way I see it, if you have to say it in more than 15 lines, or whatever the limit is, either break it up into two posts, link to the source, or get your own blog.
watertiger, fecker
And also, the more you tell someone what to write on their own blog, the more likely they'll do it.
Fitzgerald will announce indictments against Plame and Wilson on Monday.
I read that they're to be arrested at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
The only person
who seems to be
really bothered
with this line break thing
is
steve
simels
i really really hate this motherfucking 'too many lines' filter.
bkny - 11:02 am
ah, the blank-line genie wins a new convert!!!
Bwahahahaha...
Fitzgerald will announce indictments against Plame and Wilson on Monday.
It's about feckin' time!
relaize
Realise?
Realize?
Realeyes?
My apologies to Cynicus, I don't mean to make fun of your typo.
Thank-you A-man, I haven't had nearly enough coffee to say that coherently yet today.
I read that they're to be arrested at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
I read that they're to BE the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
The case against the CIA Intelligence Officer, Mary McCarthy, fired for her alleged role in leaking information about secret prisons to the Washington Post's Dana Priest smells a little fishy.
They picked on her 'cause she's an Irish lady, or related to Edgar Bergen.
Fitzgerald will announce indictments against Plame and Wilson on Monday.
Hey troll, is'nt it time for your "bike ride"?
the way I see it, if you have to say it in more than 15 lines, or whatever the limit is, either break it up into two posts, link to the source, or get your own blog.
Amen.
Really, everybody can set up a blog. Doesn't have to be one obsessively updated like "some" I know. Just a place to park longish articles, quick thoughts, whatever.
I know that people really think certain issues are THE MOST IMPORTANT EVER and want everybody to read their wicked critical comments, but I tend to scroll past the long stuff at this point. I'm more inclined to click on a link that contains a brief description and comes from somebody who has consistently provided value in the past.
Doing this will allow more room for flirting.
My apologies to Cynicus, I don't mean to make fun of your typo.
Huh, i was expecting a slew of comments about 'pimping for Jennifer Garner'. Who knew?
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Kenosha!
Judas Priest, I'm still showering after reading the junior high writing of the Anchoress.
Someone wants a civil war. That is the definition traitor, MS. Hyperbole.
But then gain, it really seems like she is ready to say anything to get that blog hit count up, eh?
I have to wait until next week to get a replacement rear tire and tube. 
Hey troll, is'nt it time for your "bike ride"?
My bike was indicted.
NO FLIRTING!
Doesn't have to be one obsessively updated like "some" I know.
(Somehow feels this is directed at self...)
WoooooHoooooo!!
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Veronica!
See Greenwald today on this issue - he has a devestating list.
Doing this will allow more room for flirting.
NTodd, Bungholier
That was too long a post.
And are you suggesting that Atrios set up something akin to "Hannidates"?
AmericaBlog has this interesting timbits
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Stanford protesters prevent Bush meeting
Pretty ballsy. Forcing the President to change his schedule. That doesn't happen very ofter:
President Bush's visit to Stanford University's Hoover Institution was quickly moved to another location after more than 1,000 protesters converged around the Hoover tower.
The White House said the protesters blocked the only road into the central areaof the campus where Hoover is located, which forced a meeting with several Hoover fellows to be moved to the campus home of former Secretary of State George Shultz, a Hoover fellow who organized the gathering.
The motorcade instead traveled to the house, which is on the outer edge of campus.
The change in plans delayed the president's arrival by about 15 minutes.
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the way I see it, if you have to say it in more than 15 lines, or whatever the limit is, either break it up into two posts, link to the source, or get your own blog.
Amen.
The only time I've been caught by the "too many lines" demon is when I try to post song lyrics or poetry (How does Hecate do it??) late at night.
know that people really think certain issues are THE MOST IMPORTANT EVER and want everybody to read their wicked critical comments, but I tend to scroll past the long stuff at this point. I'm more inclined to click on a link that contains a brief description and comes from somebody who has consistently provided value in the past.
I couldn't agree more and I'm prone to post long ass stories in my comments. But honestly, it is a comments board, not a blog and there are plenty of ways to make a point within the limits imposed to get rid of the scrollers.
I have to wait until next week to get a replacement rear tire and tube.
Bummer, dude. Aren't there any bike shops open around you?
Judas Priest, I'm still showering after reading the junior high writing of the Anchoress.
yeah, what happened to the good ol days when the nuns like that were sealed up inside walls?
I kid...
Teehee - Plum said Timbits....
If Fitzy got his indictments against KKKarl, KKKarl will resign this evening.
(Somehow feels this is directed at self...)
That or his own self, but most definitely not moi.
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I update my blog once every three months or so, so I know he isn't talking about me.
That was too long a post.
I felt it was so absolutely critical that I should post the entirety of my thoughts here.
And are you suggesting that Atrios set up something akin to "Hannidates"?
Yes. I'm on the prowl for my next ex-wife.
"location after more than 1,000 protesters converged around the Hoover tower."
i see someone moved the "free speech zone" without notice.
And how appropriate, that just before the economy collapses, the Preznit is availing himself of Hoover wisdom.
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President Bush's visit to Stanford University's Hoover Institution was quickly moved to another location after more than 1,000 protesters converged around the Hoover tower
More like this please!
Teehee - Plum said Timbits....
GWPDA
it was for you GWPDA! i know how much you like them, it was a clin d'oeil just for you 
Aren't there any bike shops open around you?
It's a matter of finances, not availability. I have a shop called Ace Wheelworks that's a 5-minute walk from my house.
But honestly, it is a comments board, not a blog and there are plenty of ways to make a point within the limits imposed to get rid of the scrollers.
It's like going to somebody's house and bitching about the way they've set up their living room.
Condoleezza Rice leaking.
Gross.
i'm starting to miss fy
Who gives a fuck about protecting leakers? Did it stop us from going to war in Iraq? Did it stop the huge payoff to Bush donors that was disguised as medicare reform or clear skies or an increase in wetlands?
The game is the midterms. Everything else is a Rovian diversion. Dem control of the House, AKA "operation Waxman subpoena power", is any reasonable Americans best hope of stopping this white house junta.
"Stanford protesters prevent Bush meeting"
At last! Perhaps our campuses are waking from their long "Work Study Get Rich" slumber!
Doesn't have to be one obsessively updated like "some" I know.
(Somehow feels this is directed at self...)
Uh, no, that was directed at THIS self.
And I don't mean to suggest that long posts are bad or anything. It's just more the copy/paste stuff with long articles and no other value that bother me. It's my issue, not other commenters'. Just figured I'd inject my arrogant worldview for a change.
i'm starting to miss fy
don't you dare.
What will happen to blogs when Verizon no longer finds me amusing?
President Bush's visit to Stanford University's Hoover Institution was quickly moved to another location after more than 1,000 protesters converged around the Hoover tower
"The unhinged moonbats are at it again, denying free speech to differing views.."
Malkin, tomorrow
If Fitzy got his indictments against KKKarl, KKKarl will resign this evening.
Somehow, I seriously doubt KkkkKarl would ever willingly leave office. I think the only way he leaves, is via frog march. They have too much at stake for him to willingly leave.
i'm starting to miss fy
Atrios
WE are not Atrios! Any chance banning Toby?
Being a long winded commenter at times, I really have not had a problem with the new comments structure other than when I want to post poetry (which I rarely do, anyway).
It's all fine by me.
And how are you? Each and every one of you (except Simels' nemesis)?
Yes. I'm on the prowl for my next ex-wife.
NTodd, Bungholier
While I'm not suggesting you come back to the North Star State to look for the next Mrs. NTodd, may I suggest some of the date sites? That's how Zapette and I hooked up...
I'm more inclined to click on a link that contains a brief description and comes from somebody who has consistently provided value in the past.
Protecting the brand?
Here is Part 3 of 3 in Somerby's thing about WaPo MoFo Richard Cohen. Not as good as Parts 1 and 2, but still ... all three parts should be rolled up (not too tight) and shoved straight up the asses of Richard Cohen (and Joe Klein), while we're at it.
Oh, I'm sorry. Was that uncivil?
LIt's like going to somebody's house and bitching about the way they've set up their living room.
watertiger,
Or as someone I knew once did - going into the bathroom and refolding all your towels and rearranging them and everything else.
Well, since you aked, Vicki, the house wren has returned and is burbling away outside my door as we speak.
I read that they're to be arrested at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
res ipsa loquitur
Jeff Gannon will make the arrests, since at least one senior member of the White House Staff knows he's good with handcuffs.
At last! Perhaps our campuses are waking from their long "Work Study Get Rich" slumber!
noblejoanie
I've always said it should be the other way around.
And how are you?
Good! And you?
i'm starting to miss fy
Atrios
Hey, Atrios:
Do you know if any of those "Comments Scrubbed" are indeed from fy; or are they all simels'?
It's a matter of finances, not availability. I have a shop called Ace Wheelworks that's a 5-minute walk from my house.
Ah. Bummer ^ 2.
Well, in your honor I'm not going to ride today. I'm itching to podcast instead.
i'm starting to miss fy
I miss that little guy. Maybe to celebrate Earth Day, we could let him back so he can recycle his bullshit for just a day?
Or as someone I knew once did - going into the bathroom and refolding all your towels and rearranging them and everything else.
Wow. Presumptuous AND OCD, all in one!
What's up with Eschacon, anyway? Would someone give us an update?
going into the bathroom and refolding all your towels and rearranging them and everything else.
Adrian Monk?
BTW, was Tobes really banned? He's bitching at my place.
Nooner:
The president has taken, those around him say, great comfort in biographies of previous presidents.
We had a goat as president? Who knew?
hi hi hi!
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Air Force One Subject of Internet Hoax
WASHINGTON - A startling Internet video that shows someone spraying graffiti on
President Bush's jet looked so authentic that the Air Force wasn't immediately certain whether the plane had been targeted.
It was all a hoax. No one actually sprayed the slogan "Still Free" on the cowling of Air Force One.The pranksters responsible for the grainy, two-minute Web video — employed by a New York fashion company — revealed Friday how they pulled it off: a rented 747 in California painted to look almost exactly like Air Force One.
"I wanted to do something culturally significant, wanted to create a real pop-culture moment," said Marc Ecko of Marc Ecko Enterprises. "It's this completely irreverent, over-the-top thing that could really never happen: this five-dollar can of paint putting a pimple on this Goliath."
The video shows hooded graffiti artists climbing barbed-wire fences and sneaking past guards with dogs to approach the jumbo jet. They spray-paint a slogan associated with free expression.
After the video began circulating on the Web on Tuesday, the Air Force checked to see whether the plane had been vandalized.
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going into the bathroom and refolding all your towels and rearranging them and everything else.
Adrian Monk?
I think he'd boil the towels first. Germs, you know.
i haven't had any coffee yet, couldn't cope with the profound stupidity of toby without it
And how are you? Each and every one of you
I'm getting disturbed by this new troll, NTodd, bungholio. I'm beginning to think, he is stalking the host.
BTW, was Tobes really banned? He's bitching at my place.
Right now??
I just thought he left when no one bit.
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the next Mrs. NTodd, may I suggest some of the date sites?
going into the bathroom and refolding all your towels and rearranging them and everything else.
Well, if they cleaned the tub, too, they'd be welcome at my house!!
i know how much you like them, it was a clin d'oeil just for you
Plum P
'Enkew!
i haven't had any coffee yet, couldn't cope with the profound stupidity of toby without it
SUPPORT THE EFF! STOP BANNING AND PROTECT FREE SPEECH! JOE WILSON IS A POOPYHEAD!
I'm getting disturbed by this new troll, NTodd, bungholio. I'm beginning to think, he is stalking the host.
Stalking is such an ugly word. But hey, when the shoe fits. Now, where'd I put my grey turtleneck...?
From "Doughy Meer":
Black just banned me for mentioning Valerie Plame and Joe Wilson.
Is there any doubt now that he is their fucking pawn?
I'm sure, Toby. I'm sooo sure.
Wow. Presumptuous AND OCD, all in one!
watertiger,
I wasn't exactly pleased about it.
What's up with Eschacon, anyway? Would someone give us an update?
Jennifer
Yes, I can. We have a web site for it, and you can check in and see what's going on, though right now not much is. Vicki is going to go to Chicago and check out some things soon. She has called some hotels there already.
link to the EschaCon blog.
journalists will have to call them on it.
As in "will ignore the hypocrisy of administration leakers while coughing up the names of administration critics who leak."?
Ah. Bummer ^ 2.
It's all good. This weeks expense is buying a ticket to see Tool at The Orpheum(hopefully). Since it's a relatively small place for them, tix are a bit higher priced than usual.
From "Doughy Meer":
Great. Now I share half a nick with Goldberg.
What's up with Eschacon, anyway? Would someone give us an update?
Jennifer
I put in about 20 requests last week to Chicago hotels for information on room blocks. Looking for best prices/times in Sept./Oct.
I will follow-up next week.
Black just banned me for mentioning Valerie Plame and Joe Wilson.
Is there any doubt now that he is their fucking pawn?
Dude, you KNOW Joe Wilson?
Fucking Goldberg - the Dallas News ran his editorial today about how global warming in a myth.
"I don't want to get married. I just want to get divorced."
[Okay, I think I'm being funny, but I guess it's starting to feel troll-like]
I had a blind date last year with a women that collected cat wall clocks. The kind where the tail swishes to count seconds. Before we left the house she had to synchronize all of the tails. She said she did that everytime she left the house. The was an entire wall filled with swishing tail cat clocks. I wouldn't know since I only went out with her once.
Time to go make the late breakfast and start the yardwork. Oh, and get the veggie garden started, so that there's something to eat after the economy collapses.
Later.
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Great. Now I share half a nick with Goldberg.
NTodd, Bungholier
Nah. It'scuzz I'm lazy...
Is there any doubt now that he is their fucking pawn?
Oh man, sometimes I think he really believes the shit he spews.
Tena,
You mean this one?
BTW, was Tobes really banned? He's bitching at my place.
And I just had to take the opportunity to point and laugh at the idiot!!
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Yes. I'm on the prowl for my next ex-wife.
NTodd, Bungholier | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 11:13 am | #
Be careful what you wish for.
This weeks expense is buying a ticket to see Tool at The Orpheum(hopefully). Since it's a relatively small place for them, tix are a bit higher priced than usual.
Oh, I love the Orpheum--sweet venue. Saw David Byrne there when Rei Momo came out. We were in the fourth row, almost center stage. I'm not much of a concert-goer, but that was fucking fantastic.
Beside Valerie Plame all conservative women are revealed as the skanks they really are.
I began to wonder yesterday if "live free or die" and el gato negro are not both Simmels productions. After a while, whoever it was began to post gato negroish comments in the middle of LFOD's posts. It was odd.
actually, he was in the area once for a fundraiser and I got a last minute call asking me to come because he wanted to meet me, but I couldn't make it.
that's the closest I've come to joe wilson
Leaks biased to the liberal are unfair. We need leaks that support the troops.
You crack me up Black...you and Koz and Matt just get off the phone? It ain't gonna work. This one can't be spun your way.
I was reading "Vanity Fair" yesterday (hangs head in shame) and there was a Q&A with that BBC wench, Katy Kay, who's on Tweety's Sunday show sometimes and she talks about how "absolutely mad" she is for John McCain. I guess we'll be hearing a lot of "straight talk" and "Maverick" bullshit from here in the months to come. I hadn't noticed her to be a McCainiac thus far. Have any of you?
NTodd,
I was going to say to you that if you opt to use on-line dating sites, please be careful and very, very choosy.
I have dated a few guys from on-line sites, and while I've had some interesting dates, nothing has lasted longer than a month or so. Which is fine by me ~ what works, works, and what doesn't, doesn't.
I'm not in a position to date right at the moment...too much going on. I may try on-line again someday...who knows?
This weeks expense is buying a ticket to see Tool at The Orpheum
Since listening to their entore diskograpy, I am becommng a fan of theirs. However, they're live albums are really kind of crappy. I would love to see them and judge for myself. Alas, me thinks my concert going days are mostly over.
the Dallas News ran his editorial today about how global warming in a myth.
I wonder how much Exxon paid him this month?
"she's my priestess I'm your priest, yeah-eaahh"
Maybe Toby is too uptight to enjoy the Flea-Chili Peppers link. Someone ruffled his one cool feather.
I will follow-up next week.
Vicki
I couldn't do this without you, that's for sure. Thank god you enjoy this.
Ok, batties - out for a bit. I have to get dressed and run the errands I couldn't get to last week because I stuck here.
Be careful what you wish for.
I'm holding out for Caroline on the Farm.
Mornin, freethinkers
Just popping in for a bit and this is waaaaaaay OT but I'm flabbergasted. Sorry if it's old news...
LA to ban abortions
No exceptions - and this is a Dem sponsored bill... ?!?
I'm thinking we should all go down to Austin and don Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame masks and hang out in front of Toby's house.
I wonder if he'd spontaneously combust.
Kenosha ...
Are there any movies you want to see? I feel like going to a movie today, rain (and attendant Manhattan movie madness) notwithstanding.
Um, Vicki this is NTodd, NTodd, meet Vicki...
Abortions by the inferior races should be encouraged for population and crime control. Dems have some social engineering plans that work, they just like them to happen quietly.
that's the closest I've come to joe wilson
Atrios
if you ever meet him, please give him a big french kiss for us, will ya?
Watching a History channel doc about the scopes trial.
"you can't make a monkey out of me" A lyric of a song from the time.
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You crack me up Black...you and Koz and Matt just get off the phone? It ain't gonna work. This one can't be spun your way.
I don't know why, but this makes me feel all warm inside. I shouldn't laugh at delusional people, I know...
I was going to say to you that if you opt to use on-line dating sites, please be careful and very, very choosy.
Don't worry, that ain't my scene. I'm not capable of creating a relationship ex nihilo, so online/classifieds leave me cold. I know many people who've had great experiences with that stuff--just not my cuppa.
However, they're live albums are really kind of crappy
Salival is crap. I've seen Tool 6 times and they were nothing short of perfection every time. This ticket will set me back about $70 and it'll be worth every penny.
I may try on-line again someday...who knows?
Vicki
Vicki:
I've had more success in online dating than "real world" dating; only because it's easier on the ol' socialphobia I show at times.
But, it's different for everyone. Like I said, I met my future wife (damn...gotta work on the wedding stuff) online.
GWPDA -
OT, but I picked up a couple of Early Girl tomatos a couple of days ago. Supposedly, they'll bear fruit in 50 days, which will be in late June. I can't wait.
I'll pick up a couple of Big or Better Boys soon, also.
Thanks for mentioning the new variety.
Everyone sez the Lump's ass is too big, but I disagree. As someone once said, "It's better to know you've been somewhere, than never to know what might have been."
LA to ban abortions
We all knew this was going to be the end result of a second bush term. It's why the hypocrites allow all the corruption.
Um, Vicki this is NTodd, NTodd, meet Vicki...
noblejoanie
I've already met NTodd, and I bow before his fabulous personality and terminal handsomeness. Vicki like NTodd.
However, I am too old for NTodd. NTodd needs someone younger, like watertiger...
RIL: Sir! No Sir!
Osher's mom tried to abort.
Unfortunately, the fleet enema didn't wash out all the little pieces of Osher.
I wonder if he'd spontaneously combust.
watertiger, fecker | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 11:28 am | #
he posted his address here once when he got into an argument with someone. He's down in South Austin in the low rent district.
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,740,000 for awol bush. (0.17 seconds)
Maybe that fact will cheer o' Toby up whenever he returns...
Oh, Ad Nags, you wily rascal, you.
I'm not entirely sure why we haven't shot Donna Brazile into the heart of the sun yet.
Um, Vicki this is NTodd, NTodd, meet Vicki...
See, that's more my speed. A couple degrees of separation, friends introducing ya, becoming friends and whatever. Engaging with a complete stranger to see if they'd be good to hook up with is hard for an introvert like me.
'course, that last one didn't work out too well in the end...
For some reason, Woody Allen is doing all my talking today: "To really love someone, it's necessary to be in the same room with them. Crouching behind the drapes."
Gotta go. The mare is working the fence. She pops the nails and then waits and waits. Days sometimes. Waiting for the perfect moment to flee and seize the lush grass next to the pond. She always gives herself away because she keeps staring at the spot on the fence where she plans to make the break.
I'm not entirely sure why we haven't shot Donna Brazile into the heart of the sun yet.
Now I have to build a Rocket?!?!? It's a pretty full plate, but I will add it to the list.
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Abortions by the inferior races should be encouraged for population and crime control. Dems have some social engineering plans that work, they just like them to happen quietly.
Osher Doctorow, PhD.
If we were forcing abortions for crime control do you think there would be a new generation of Bushes?
I liked him better when he was Zeus earlier this morning.
In SFGate via Cursor:
"Now, here he is, sitting right next to all the other countries at the Big Table, representing America, it's little Dubya Bush, stewing in his own juices, his poll numbers hovering right near Nixon levels, mumbling to himself, smelling vaguely of sawdust and horse manure and dead Social Security overhaul plans."
That has got to sting.
NTodd: i can't figure out why you can't find someone nice for you in Burlington, good people living there, non?
However, I am too old for NTodd. NTodd needs someone younger, like watertiger...
Heehee! I like older women.
I also like younger women. Oh yeah, I like women.
Kenosha,
Sir, YES Sir. That was the one we saw the trailer for. What time: 2:30pm, 4:20pm, 6:15pm, 8:05pm, 10:10pm?
Tigre, want to come with? IFC Center.
I'm not entirely sure why we haven't shot Donna Brazile into the heart of the sun yet.
watertiger, fecker | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 11:33 am
she's the Condi Rice of the left?
Gotta go. The mare is working the fence. She pops the nails and then waits and waits. Days sometimes. Waiting for the perfect moment to flee and seize the lush grass next to the pond. She always gives herself away because she keeps staring at the spot on the fence where she plans to make the break.
Troutski
funny
Anyone who leaks information now should say they were told it was authorized by the President.
What happens if the roberts court does not abandon the Roe case?
Will we see riots in the streets?
Oh, how I would love to see that.
Freudian slip du jour:
"First of all, I want to say congratulations," Mr. Schwarzenegger told Mr. Bush.
"On what?" Mr. Bush said, startled.
res,
gym beckons - as soon as I get off mein ass. then the second job beckons.
I saw Iron Maiden at The Orpheum 6 years ago during a horrendous heatwave. The air inside the place turned to sweat damn near immediately.
The Fleet Center & Worcester Centrum, however, have excellent AC.
I'm not entirely sure why we haven't shot Donna Brazile into the heart of the sun yet.
watertiger, fecke
Methane rocket technology hasn't progressed that far yet.
Donna Brazile, Susan Estrich,... Democrats need a rule that you get one and only one chance to lose an election.
Woody Allen - pervert
Sir, YES Sir. That was the one we saw the trailer for. What time: 2:30pm, 4:20pm, 6:15pm, 8:05pm, 10:10pm?
NO FLIRTING!
NTodd: i can't figure out why you can't find someone nice for you in Burlington, good people living there, non?
Oh yes, there are. And I know lots of lovely people here. I've only recently crawled back out from under my rock, though.
The local cows are VERY glad of that...
NTodd: i can't figure out why you can't find someone nice for you in Burlington, good people living there, non?
Yeah...like the woman from Time Chasers.
She's in the media, you know.
Kenosha ... "Days of Heaven" was playing at FIlm Forum. Why doesn't someone put that up on the Ziggy?
Engaging with a complete stranger to see if they'd be good to hook up with is hard for an introvert like me.
I was skeptical myself. My wife says that many of the nurses at work are in serious relationships or have gotten married via online meetups.
OTOH, my nephews best friend hooked up with some girl, she came down and never left. Came from one of the snake handling sects in Utah. She's quite the lump on the couch variety.
Heehee! I like older women.
I also like younger women. Oh yeah, I like women.
It should be noted that I have never . . . no, that's not true, only once . . . dated a guy older than myself.
it's that whole "being immature keeps me young" thing I've got goin' on.
Donna Brazille says Dems should have used 9/11 too. Isn't she a Dem?
Anyone who leaks information now should say they were told it was authorized by the President.
Do I need his authorization to get rid of the coffee I'm carrying around right now?
I've dated older men and younger men (and I like younger men): but I'm at the place in life where I'm too old to have children, so I figure that the younger men, should they want kids, are better off with younger women who can still have kids.
The art prof I dated last Fall was on the fence about wanting kids...kind of ended it there for me. 45 trips around the sun is too old to be nursing an infant.
I've had an interesting on-line and telephone relationship with someone since him, but that seems to be stalled at the moment since this person is going through some shit and staying busy to help himself along the way.
Things change on a dime. One day, you're dateless, the next day, you're flooded with phone calls.
I'm not entirely sure why we haven't shot Donna Brazile into the heart of the sun yet.
We have a lot of others ahead of her.
Donna, the last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.
The local cows are VERY glad of that...
NTodd
they'll produce tons of good milk with you around!
What time: 2:30pm, 4:20pm, 6:15pm, 8:05pm, 10:10pm?
4:20 or 6:15... ?
Woody Allen - pervert
Benedict XVI
The pot calling the shits in the woods.
She pops the nails and then waits and waits. Days sometimes. Waiting for the perfect moment to flee and seize the lush grass next to the pond. She always gives herself away because she keeps staring at the spot on the fence where she plans to make the break.
I love our equine overloards, some of the funniest animal stories I have heard involve horses and mules.
wiley beasts are they.
The local cows are VERY glad of that...
I bet.
Stumping is hard work.
Oh yes, there are. And I know lots of lovely people here. I've only recently crawled back out from under my rock, though.
Take your time, laddie. It's good for your heart to be at peace with yourself (and Sam & Mex), riding your bike, breathing. I know you know all this...
More from link above:
"For Dubya, now is the time. One last, desperate gamble. Slam that last drink, scrunch up your face, screw the rules and let the bombs fly. What, you don't think he could do it? Don't think a nuclear attack on Iran is possible? You haven't looked into the tiny, ink-black eyes of Dick Cheney lately. You haven't seen Rumsfeld's arrogant sneer, seen Bush looking confused and lost, wondering where all his "capital" went, desperately hunting for a legacy and finding only irresponsibility and self-righteousness and death.
But hell, as we already know, that's good enough for him."
DAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNN!
When I was young I used to perfer older men. I still do but have to call them younger men now.
Woody Allen is a pervert.
It should be noted that I have never . . . no, that's not true, only once . . . dated a guy older than myself.
I was set up on a blind date when I was 21 with a guy who was 20 years older! It was a disaster!
In college, I dated a guy for a few months who was ten years older than me.
By and large, though...anything within 5 years of my age works, though.
The younger guys (like 10 years younger) were quite fun ~ lots of stamina. Old chicken make good soup, all that!
Kenosha ... 6:15 PM. I'll meet you outside the joint at 6:00 PM? (Unless you think we need to meet earlier?)
Utopian Negro Environs--I for one welcome our new animal overlords.
6:00 is good
As journalists receive classified leaks from senior administration officials quite regularly...
--Duncan Black
Bullshit. Name some, dipshit.
I'm of guys, time for some french toasts and my morning paper
i live you with cuty cats in a box
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogg...ting-
kitten.jpg
later...
Vicki - As I always say, 20 will go into 40 more times than 40 will go into 20...
Gotta go. The mare is working the fence. She pops the nails and then waits and waits. Days sometimes. Waiting for the perfect moment to flee and seize the lush grass next to the pond. She always gives herself away because she keeps staring at the spot on the fence where she plans to make the break.
Troutski
awww.
I commented on the thread topic early this AM. The TruthOut article stated US concerns over leaks of info about AQ and Khobar Towers to Israel. Why would we be covering our asses on info to our #1 partner in the GWOT, if there wasn't something seedy in there?
Bullshit. Name some, dipshit.
jesse
Don't tempt him. He will, and he'll make you look like the assmunch you are.
Bullshit. Name some, dipshit.
Prove they don't, fuckwit.
Vicki - As I always say, 20 will go into 40 more times than 40 will go into 20...
Jennifer
::giggles::
*Sigh.
jesse,
see Woodward, Bob "Bush at War," pages 1-416, to begin with
It should be noted that I have never . . . no, that's not true, only once . . . dated a guy older than myself.
Not-Mister was two years younger than me (although he behaved as though he were twelve years younger).
I went out with someone twelve years older than me a few times. He dumped me because -- and I am willing to bet this is the only time this will ever happen to me -- I was "too young."
I'd really liked him, too. He had a very calm and soothing presence. C'est la vie...
This week the cost of the metals in a penny rose above 0.8 cents, more than twice the value of last fall. Because the government spends at least another six-tenths of a cent -- above and beyond the cost of the metal -- to make each penny, it will lose nearly half a cent on each new one it mints.
Therse the legacy of the chimperors.
Pennies, cost more to make em, than they're worth.
Typical.
OUTSOURCE THE MONEY MAKERS!
About N. Todd Pritsky
While enamored with technology, Todd subscribes to Martin Luther King's notion that "we have guided missiles and misguided men." Our scientific accomplishments are truly wonderful, and so are our moral capacities--eventually, we will learn to balance them all.
By now, you can see that Todd majored in Philosophy at Colby College*, and somehow parlayed that into a job as the Director of E-Learning Courseware* (and a Senior Member of Technical Staff) at Hill Associates in Colchester, VT. Todd also studied Russian, and has many Russian technical terms* written on the dry erase board in his office. Convinced that he will head Hill's Moscow office one day, Todd is trying desperately to retain his command of the language. Yet it slips away...
Todd has been using the Internet since 1987 for such diverse activities as sending e-mail to far-flung friends and family, researching his Cherokee* ancestry, learning the lines to Monty Python* movies...oh, and staying current in his chosen profession. The Internet allows us all to follow in the footsteps of Albert Einstein, who believed it is a waste of time to clutter one's mind with things that are already written down. An idea whose time has come, given the exhausting pace of technological change.
Todd - who seems oddly compelled to write about himself in the third person - and his wife Stefanie live in Fletcher, VT* with their dog Cairo and cat Saffron.
Wow, we are full of ourself, aren't we? And what happened to wifey?
I commented on the thread topic early this AM. The TruthOut article stated US concerns over leaks of info about AQ and Khobar Towers to Israel. Why would we be covering our asses on info to our #1 partner in the GWOT, if there wasn't something seedy in there?
larry
never bought the story blaming khobar towers on iran. how can you believe a confession (probably forced) where the suspects were promptly put to death before americans had a chance to interview them?
Well, I'm out. Mex thinks I've spent enough time here.
Zapette is almost *gasp* two years younger than me!!!
When I was a wee Zap, I thought that it was a law that in marriage, men had to be older than women.
Boy...kids are stupid.
/Dr. Katz
I went out with someone twelve years older than me a few times. He dumped me because -- and I am willing to bet this is the only time this will ever happen to me -- I was "too young."
Wow. It sucks when you break up with someone you really like.
And what happened to wifey?
This from Ted of the 91% factor.
I for one welcome our new animal overlords.
I am still a bit upset that my Feral Burro got lost in the mail!
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This thread just got ugly!
Later!
And to the assholes who have to soil the sheets here...you're fucking tedious.
This thread just got ugly!
Later!
I gottta go as well.
Customers waiting, and all that.
Later days, and bigger jays.
Wow, we are full of ourself, aren't we? And what happened to wifey?
troll
ATRIOS! ban this bastard NOW
that was so low, so fucking low
we love you NTodd, don't mind the fucker
Wow, we are full of ourself, aren't we?
What, I'm not allowed to talk about myself on my own goddamned website? How nice you visited, though. Perhaps when you're less of a fucking pussy, you'll own up to your identity as I have mine.
And what happened to wifey?
She moved here. I had to move on as she explores new paths. Such is life. Wanna make something of it?
And now I'm really leaving, since I promised Mex.
You crack me up Black...you and Koz and Matt just get off the phone? It ain't gonna work. This one can't be spun your way.
Why not? We've been on one hell of a roll lately. If I had known things were going to work out like this, I would have voted for Bush myself. Shoe, meet other foot.
see Woodward, Bob "Bush at War," pages 1-416, to begin with
He won't get past the first page.
This thread just got ugly!
Later!
Wait for me, Vicki! I guess I'm still naive enough to be shocked by these ugly souls.
Ted who hides behind so many different names that no one has a complete list.
Ted who hates women so much that he always, always gives himself away.
Ted who is so OC about women that he makes Portnoy look like James Bond.
This week the cost of the metals in a penny rose above 0.8 cents, more than twice the value of last fall. Because the government spends at least another six-tenths of a cent -- above and beyond the cost of the metal -- to make each penny, it will lose nearly half a cent on each new one it mints.
Time to start sorting out all of the "all copper" pennies, (pre '79 IIRC) cause the value of the copper therin has got to be worth more than a penny if the above is correct.
WooooooHooooooo!!!, I'm gonna be rich bitches!!!
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not to mention, larry, there is usually a covering up reaction to anything that points to saudi complicity.
Ted the model for Bob's neighbor. The one with the droopy hose.
"OC?"
Utopian Negro Environs--I for one welcome our new animal overlords.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere - 11:43 am
well, they're ruminants, so it's gotta be an improvement...
Wow, we are full of ourself, aren't we? And what happened to wifey?
troll
I'm not much for censoring speech, but this is out of line and uncalled for.
Utopian Negro Environs--I for one welcome our new animal overlords.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
'Enkew! I'll just take it out in Reubens, 'kay? UNE'll fix up the IP tunnel...
Alright, I'm gone too. Peace!
I'm not much for censoring speech, but this is out of line and uncalled for.
I have to pity someone who's so devoid of basic human decency.
The CIA's security checks must be pretty lax, somehow a Democrat got in there.
http://justoneminute.typepad.com/
That whole it-costs-1.4-cents-to-make-a-penny thing is the perfect metaphor for the Bush administration's Olympian incompetence.
John Gillnitz -
Thanks for that link, Morford, along with Ed Naha, are 2 of my fave columnists for sardonically mocking the idiot.
I don't mind that the overwhelming majority is genuinely and cheerfully OK with the line-break limits imposed to banish fy.
I had no use for fy either, and I do like seeing that "comment scrubbed" line.
But I do resent the breezy dismissal of the merits of the pre-limit environment, especially when it's expressed or implied that taking notice of the limits constitutes a breach of propriety or taste.
So don't tell me that I "should" only comment when I have a brief, pointed thought to express, or that I "should" get my own damn blog if I have so much to say, or that I "should" just STFU because the question has been decided in favor of the best quality under imperfect circumstances. It's unbecomingly censorious, an incivility which undercuts the message of civility you're ostensibly expressing.
Look at it from the perspective of the The Blind Men and the Elephant.
Because it's all very much a function of what each Atriot brings to the site. Those who post primarily to blogwhore in varying degrees are obviously going to be just fine with the "less is more" status quo. Those who are naturally laconic will be amazed that anyone could bump up against the invisible walls. (And the naturally laconic and inarticulate are always inclined to take maximum credit for it, as if they possessed "perfect pitch" in a world of tin ears.)
Notice I take the trouble to use links and avoid pasting large blocks of text, etc. Whether successful or not, my ideal is to be as lucid and accessible as possible, regardless of whether a given comment is successful.
I was glad Atrios dumped avatars, because in my experience they created performance problems. But I don't get all huffy when someone occasionally wishes for them, or laments their loss. And I don't feel as though they're absolutely tacky, and that it's like criticizing the furniture.
There's a down side you don't see. [insert multiple extinct anger-smileys here]
"OC?"
Mr. Bigglesworth
He likes to play the part of the little dog in the Coppertone ad. He has a dummy from the store to play the other role.
I for one welcome our new animal overlords.
I am still a bit upset that my Feral Burro got lost in the mail!
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UtopianNegroEnvisions™
Lost in the MALL. We've been waiting for you by the Orange Julius stand but you never visit.
OT: listening to eels and in PS You Rock My World, Mr. E shows he can swell your heart...(usually the songs have that 4 phenobarbital feel to them)
He has a dummy from the store to play the other role.
And he's still emasculated by it.
...we are full of ourself, aren't we?
Sweet, sweet projection - the moronic brownshirt fuck's bestest - and only! - friend...
So has anyone noticed there's a new installment of Keyboard Kommandos?
If so, disregard...
Like so many of her fellow insufferables on the right, the Anchoress has to grip and wield her nun's ruler of rectitude ever more fiercely now that the war in Iraq has gone so disastrously and Bush's poll numbers are eating through the floorboards.
Hubba, hubba. Ted. over at Wolcott's blog.
why doesn't troutski just lead the mare to the grass? maybe that's what he's doing now. i want to see pics!
Lost in the MALL. We've been waiting for you by the Orange Julius stand but you never visit.
CRAP!!!!
Sorry guys, i'll have to arrange to take some time off and arrange for transportation. Just stay one step ahead of mall security, and I'll get there as soon as I can.
The socialist Howard Dean from the Peoples Republic of Vermont popping off on C Span. The man is insane. Let him be the face of the Democrat Party.
i noticed the armchair commandos suddenly morphed into nuclear physicists overnight.
Bullshit. Name some, dipshit.
Atrios himself already smacked you down with a Booby best seller of a leak compilation, but...
Anytime you see something like "a White House source said" you've got a leak.
I just had a call from a friend of mine.
If there is ever an example of why chastity pledges and promises to be a virgin to your poppa are a bad thing, this is it.
My friend's son and his fiance' both took chastity vows. They marry. She leaves him after 9 months for another man because she felt that she was *missing* something. She gets pregnant. Other man dumps her. She goes back to husband, who begrudgingly accepts her.
Now how fucked up is the life of that child ~ all three of them, actually, going to turn out?
Oy.
why doesn't troutski just lead the mare to the grass?
jello | 04.22.06 - 12:05 pm
you can lead a horse to grass but you can't make her toke???
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Speaking of insane, heeeeeeeeeere's "President" Fuckface McAsshole!
The (Bush energy) plan does not include any measures that would reduce gas prices in the short term, the White House acknowledges. But with Republicans worried that the increasing cost to drive could hurt them in the voting booth this year, Bush said he understands Americans are hurting.
"I know the folks here are suffering at the gas pump," Bush told an audience Friday in San Jose. "Rising gasoline prices is like taking a — is like a tax, particularly on the working people and the small business people."
But to address the immediate problem, Bush offered only a pledge that "if we find any price gouging it will be dealt with firmly."
Ooooooooooh - take that, price gouging oil companies! Now watch this drive...
Please, please, please! let's keep this prick as the face of the Republican party. Front. And. Center!
Peoples Republic of Vermont
Oh, the state with the highest per capita death toll among American troops?
As compared to the 100% non casualty rate for Republican chicken hawks.
You in Iraq, Brian C?
i noticed the armchair commandos suddenly morphed into nuclear physicists overnight.
They are renaissance men and women after all. Legion is their talent and education. Sanity and Logic are weapons they dispose with tremendous dispatch........
Oh, that fart was a Turd, honking for the right of way.
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dave--love the latest Keyboard Kommandos.
Dean cured my heartbreak of psoriasis. Thank you, Dr. Dean.
Michael Savage certainly has provoked the ire of Media Matters lately.
He is vile, and he should be listened to closely.
Political Theater
what is needed is for a 'flying squad' (you should forgive the saying) of really rowdy folks in chicken suits to show up at every event featuring a GOPfascist chickenshit Chickenhawk seeking election to public office...
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Dean cured my heartbreak of psoriasis. Thank you, Dr. Dean.
Lime Rickey
Maybe he can do something for those sorry asses, the trolls who are running scared as their man god turns to a puddle of fake butterscotch budding.
All the wingnut doctors have been exposed as quacks. They couldn't cure a frog whose ass has been blown off by a firecracker.
Sorry guys, i'll have to arrange to take some time off and arrange for transportation.
S'okay! But, the OJ guy's been fading us the last couple of months so if you've got a few bucks for the hotdogs for him, that'd be good.
What's up with this, removing rational for war with Iran?
WASHINGTON (AFP) - US intelligence chief John Negroponte said
Iran's resumption of uranium enrichment is "troublesome" but the country is still years away from having enough fissile material to make a nuclear weapon.
ADVERTISEMENT
Negroponte expressed concern both about Iran's claim to have resumed uranium enrichment with a cascade of 164 centrifuges in Natanz and extreme statements made by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
"The developments in Iran -- clearly they're troublesome," he said in response to questions after a speech to the National Press Club.
"By the same token, our assessment at the moment is that even though we believe that Iran is determined to acquire or obtain a nuclear weapon, that we believe that it is still a number of years off before they are likely to have enough fissile material to assemble into, or to put into a nuclear weapon; perhaps into the next decade," he said.
He is vile, and he should be listened to closely.
Vicki - 12:13 pm
perhaps he should be read, instead of heard...i, for one, cannot bear the vicious, smarmy edge in his voice, and really really really really really really really wanna smack jack shit outta the mutherfocker whenever i hear it...
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Where was that post about the bitchy man in the cafe with the poodle, who turned out to be Michael Savage? I'd love a copy of that one. You can always tell a real asshole by the way he treats a waiter.
perhaps he should be read, instead of heard...i, for one, cannot bear the vicious, smarmy edge in his voice, and really really really really really really really wanna smack jack shit outta the mutherfocker whenever i hear it...
He is very, very sick, in my opinion. Vicious, smarmy edge nails it.
I don't understand the appeal, frankly, and I blame the Clear Channels of the world for supporting him.
You can always tell a real asshole by the way he treats a waiter.
olvlz
Word on that.
I love the folks who bitch and bitch and bitch about food, want special treatment, and then leave a dollar at the table when the bill comes to $ 100 for ten people. Just love those folks.
Off to buy the car some gas. And Arthur his dinner. Everybody be nice to each other and keep your eye on the prize.
http://tavernwench.blogspot.com/...ags-
behave.html
This is it.
What's up with this, removing rational for war with Iran?
Bush will not sit still while dangers gather.
Especially when he knows that his successor might not have the guts to do what must be done, even if it's completely insane...
Wow, we are full of ourself, aren't we? And what happened to wifey?
troll
Practicing the politics of personal destruction and character assassination from the comfort of anonymity.
Post your identity so we can root around in your life. What's good for the goose...
Today is my birthday.
Just sayin'.
Is this not another government clusterfuck of monumental proportions?
FEMA Wants $4.7 Million Back From Katrina Victims
Some storm victims got duplicate or extra benefits because of FEMA errors, agency spokesman Eugene Brezany said, and others might have received benefits for expenses that later were reimbursed by insurance settlements.
Some others benefited "by intentional misrepresentation" or the mistaken belief that secondary residences qualified for payments, he said.
More people could get repayment notices as more applications are reviewed, Brezany said. Recipients could have received $2,000 to $26,200.
Had FEMA been adequately staffed and those staff members adequately trained, do you think this would have happened?
Today is my birthday.
Just sayin'.
You *say* it's your birthday.
Happy birthday to you!
Today is my birthday.
Just sayin'.
Happy birthday, you lout. I woulda sent you some Bushmills or Guinness, but I drank it all.
Bush will not sit still while dangers gather.
Nope. He has the strength of character to get right out there and create even worse fuckups.
Today is my birthday.
Just sayin'.
Thers | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 12:23 pm
HURRRAAAAHHHH! to you, thers...
happiest returns (natal, incometax, journal submissions) of the day...
BTW, I was reading through the NY Daily News sports section, and was struck by this:
Anna Benson = annieangel
Or maybe I'm just nuts, I dunno.
HAPPY BOITHDAY, THERS!
And many, many more! I hope 2006 - 2007 is the best year ever for you!
And Happy Earth Day, too!
Happy birthday, Thers.
Note: this is NOT flirting.
I woulda sent you some Bushmills or Guinness, but I drank it all.
You have a heart the size of a jellybean, my maple syrupy friend.
You have a heart the size of a jellybean, my maple syrupy friend.
Full-size or half-eaten?
(or... cut?)
Happy birthday, Thers.
What does one give a deity for their birthday? Do we light up a few trolls?
This is it.
olvlzl - 12:21 pm
so believable...
i do not think i could have refrained from hocking a huge loogie in his fucking soup...
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Happy birthday, Thers, you angry, dirty, liberal hippie unflirtatious bastard, you!
Well thank you all greatly!
Yes, my birthday is Earth Day. It is nice to know I share my birthday with that of the planet upon which I reside.
Anna Benson = annieangel
Or maybe I'm just nuts, I dunno.
Eli
Can't both be true? :P
I guess you guys bored annieangel so much by ignoring her that she's gone on to "Sadly, No" now.
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka...
If I'm ever in the same place with Michael Savage I hope you are with me.
What does one give a deity for their birthday?
I am no deity!
I am in the market for a Janice the Muppet puppet, though. For, uh, no reason.
It's always about birth with you, isn't it, Thers?
Many happy returns of the day.
Oh, and:
I would like you to dance
take a cha-cha-cha-chance.
Thers!!
I joined in on a birfday party!!
CAKE!!
Happy, happy, happy birthday.....
S'okay! But, the OJ guy's been fading us the last couple of months so if you've got a few bucks for the hotdogs for him, that'd be good.
Allrighty, send one of the boys down to the western union, I'll wire some hotdog monies!!
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Monica only got leaves for her birthday. Bill, you coulda done better than that.
Thers,
You share your birthday with -- among others -- luminaries such as Marilyn Chambers, John Waters, Jack Nicholson, Bettie Page, Vladimir Nabokov, Vladimir Lenin, Immanuel Kant, and Queen Isabella of Castile.
So there.
Can we still light up the trolls?
Wow, we are full of ourself, aren't we? And what happened to wifey?
troll
Practicing the politics of personal destruction and character assassination from the comfort of anonymity.
Post your identity so we can root around in your life. What's good for the goose...
Gimlet
I didn't have to root for anything. It was right on his website. Since it is posted there, why are you so upset? He obviously meant for you all to read it. Chill out.
Yes, my birthday is Earth Day. It is nice to know I share my birthday with that of the planet upon which I reside.
Thers - 12:27 pm
Or vice versa.
Can we still light up the trolls?
olvlzl
I don't think they'd taste very good in a bong.
Happy Birthday, Thers!
Gimlet
When I want you to know my persoanl stuff I will post it for you.
When I want you to know my persoanl stuff I will post it for you.
troll - 12:31 pm
Trool, when we need information from you, we'll gut you and read the entrails...
til then, stfu...
Off to buy the car some gas.
Ooh...that's not gonna make her happy.
I didn't have to root for anything. It was right on his website. Since it is posted there, why are you so upset? He obviously meant for you all to read it. Chill out.
troll - 12:30 pm
So if I Google "troll" I can pull together a profile of you?
Eli, if you're still here, reason to be proud of Stanford today.
Via a diary over at Kos here's a brief video of the protests that forced Junior to re-schedule his visit to Hoover.
Proud of my students ... my wife said that one of hers said they had been emailing around fiercely the night before to organize ...
Yes, Happy Birthday, Thers. Hope NYMary doesn't make you change one diaper today!
Thersites,
Happy Happy Day, and many happy returns!!
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HICA!
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Happy birthday, Thers!
Eli,
You may be on to something re; Benson.
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Happy birthday, Thers!
Ooh...that's not gonna make her happy.
flory - 12:33 pm
i think she drives a not-particularly fuel-abstemious vehicle...
she oughta bill the Borg...
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Thers - Happy Birthday, Big Daddy!
gottagotakealeak.
YAY! Happy birthday, Mr. Thers.
All the bacon-bearing creatures out there must be afraid of the celebrations to come...
gottagotakealeak.
Z boyeee - 12:35 pm
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Z boyeee - 12:35 pm
On topic. And thanks for sharing.
Practicing the politics of personal destruction and character assassination from the comfort of anonymity.
By the way, NTodd wrote that drivel himself, not me. Moron.
4 US soldiers dead in roadside bomb south of Baghdad.
I don't think they'd taste very good in a bong.
Vicki
oooh, ick. toxic.
don't befoul the penis bong.
Sitting in a coffeshop/bakery the other day
i noticed that "muffins" spelt backwards is "sniffum"...
Yes, my birthday is Earth Day.
Hmmmm, the boy's also a poet.
Happy Bday, dude.
Happy Birthday Thersites!
i think she drives a not-particularly fuel-abstemious vehicle...
Jeep. I been in it.
Buxom waitresses get bigger tips than the non-buxom ones, especially if they wear low-cut waitress suits.
WGG, just read a (more positive than negative) review of a new book on Lysenko: Nils Roll-Hansen, The Lysenko Effect: The Politics of Science. Might be of interest to ya ...
Jeep. I been in it.
flory - 12:42 pm
tena's got one o'them, too, iirc...
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Practicing the politics of personal destruction and character assassination from the comfort of anonymity.
By the way, NTodd wrote that drivel himself, not me. Moron.
troll - 12:39 pm
Did we miss the point about anonymity?
She's got BIG TIPS!
i noticed that "muffins" spelt backwards is "sniffum"...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka... - 12:40 pm
Coincidence? I think not!
Still another incontrovertible proof of Intelligent Design, no doubt.
Hey Vicki - did you hear my story about the plumber? Wednesday night about 9, while the plumbers were still working, I was sitting in my closet smoking and the plumber came to tell me the cops were here.
Yesterday, when the plumber came back to finish, since I've gotten to know him pretty well, I casually remarked that I had freaked smooth out when the cops came because I was getting high. He said: You freaked - they started looking in the van and I thought I was busted for sure.
Heh. Had a feeling. He also deals. He'll be back by on Monday. He gave me what he had yesterday - and o my god!
Did we miss the point about anonymity?
Gimlet
No, you missed the point about carping about information already posted.
tena -- weren't you in need of a new source?
tena's got one o'them, too, iirc...
Tena is on her 6th Jeep Cherokee. It doesn't get the best mileage, but I don't drive that much either, except to and from Colorado.
No, you missed the point about carping about information already posted.
My, we have a clever one here.
tena -- weren't you in need of a new source?
flory
I had already found one where I get my hair cut. But I'm building a network - there are always times when one can't come through for me, so I have fallback positions.
Tena - what the hell was that?
Eli, if you're still here, reason to be proud of Stanford today.
Via a diary over at Kos here's a brief video of the protests that forced Junior to re-schedule his visit to Hoover.
Proud of my students ... my wife said that one of hers said they had been emailing around fiercely the night before to organize ...
(got a phone call)
Cool! I didn't realize you were a prof - what department are you in?
Tena, I am torn between delight and envy at your plumber story.
But I shall endeavor to beat down the petty WATB snivel, "Why does stuff like this only happen to other people?" by firing up a bowl of my inferior stash in your honor. 
My, we have a clever one here.
billy b
go back into your trailer, bb
Fuck FEMA, keep the money. they'll just apend it on incompetent bushblowers.
Troll desperation ramping up lately. Wonder shy?
Tena - what the hell was that?
Benedict XVI
You obviously skipped my long ass comment.
go back into your trailer, bb
Man, that was a good one.
A master at the dozens, this one.
Abstinence is our policy.
Lysenko: Nils Roll-Hansen, The Lysenko Effect: The Politics of Science. Might be of interest to ya ...
sdf (Stu) - 12:42 pm
he was in the right place at the right time, mainly, i think...
and, being a lamarkian, he misread the results of his agronomical experiments with winter wheat...
iirc he was lionized by Stalin for saving the ukraine wheat crop in '42 by gathering up all the geese he could find and loosing them on the insect plague...
he was an opportunist, of course...but if he hadn't been, he'd likely have been killed...
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But I shall endeavor to beat down the petty WATB snivel, "Why does stuff like this only happen to other people?" by firing up a bowl of my inferior stash in your hono
My dear Little Brother - anyone can do what I did, which is to start asking around.
That's all I did - I picked out people I was pretty sure about and mentioned it and it's very surprising what happens when you do that.
go back into your trailer, bb
Man, that was a good one.
Almost as good as that toothless hummer your sister gave me, redneck.
Almost as good as that toothless hummer your sister gave me, redneck.
heh. You are a simple gimp, teddy.
This troll is a total waste of time, dear Atriots, and I'd ignore it if I were you.
love to you, thers.
keyboard Kommando riding turtles!!
Haloslime is beginning to buck and pitch and spit out that colon separator crap.
Damn you, Haloslime!
Sorry, I know this is a little bit like visiting someone and bitching about their TV reception, but I just had to vent.
I don't know if this will get through, guys, but if we go all "<
img src="http://mywebpage", I hope you'll think of me kindly at whiles.
heh. You are a simple gimp, teddy.
billy b
sure - whatever you say. I'm Teddy. Gotta love when you all decide to play name the troll. Have fun.
This troll is a total waste of time, dear Atriots, and I'd ignore it if I were you.
Your wish is my command, kid.
This fool brings about a seventh grade level of insult to the party. As you say, it's not worth the time.
Cool! I didn't realize you were a prof - what department are you in?
Eli
Not a prof -- a post-doc teaching fellow in the Introduction to Humanities program (which used to be CIV, which was prob'ly still Western Cultures when you were here ...).
Will be moving up the food chain to a tenure-track gig next year, but not here at Stanford ...
This fool brings about a seventh grade level of insult to the party. As you say, it's not worth the time.
billy b
Yah, the insults are just stupid - the damn thing isn't clever at all. It just stinks. Let's put it outside.
Wow, we are full of ourself, aren't we? And what happened to wifey?
troll
Says something who can't get laid unless it pays for it.
Buxom waitresses get bigger tips than the non-buxom ones, especially if they wear low-cut waitress suits.
Lime Rickey
Works for bartenders, too. My daughter made over $400 in tips the other night, and the guys from the union meeting across the street even carried their own food from the window.
There was some study done that a waitress actually touching the shoulder of a patron briefly raises tips about 10-15%.
Tena - I just found out the other day that many of the taco trucks that are open on weekend nights in Houston are selling pot on the side. A friend of mine was talking to a cop that patrols our "little Mexico" down the street. He said they will shut down one, and then they just reopen down the street, so they are not doing much to stop it. My colombian guy came out of retirement, so my sources are still good. But nice to know if he retires again.
Guess I need to get out more.
This fool brings about a seventh grade level of insult to the party. As you say, it's not worth the time.
billy b
about 3 grade levels above you. And Terry C, just because you can't get anyone to hump your big ass.....
Says something who can't get laid unless it pays for it.
Terry C, Coldplayer
love when the atriots decide to pile on at the last moment - like the omega dog who wants a few scraps from the kill...... pathetic.
Let's put it outside.
I think I'll dump gasoline on the idiot, apply a little fire, and see if we can get a little immolation action going on.
billy b - you make me laugh.
about 3 grade levels above you.
bleep bleep bleep?
That's real clever, use the same insult I used.
I know you are, but what am I?
Been caught jerkin' yer gherkin in any gay porn theatres lately, peewee?
Proud of my students ... my wife said that one of hers said they had been emailing around fiercely the night before to organize ...
sdf (Stu) |
NSA already on it...
Imagine when Condi comes back what kind of 'welcome' she'll get.
``As journalists receive classified leaks from senior administration officials quite regularly, at some point it will be appropriate for them to reveal this fact to the public. If the administration continues to go after leaks it doesn't like, while continuing to defend and continue the practice of leaks it does like, journalists will have to call them on it.''
So you think somehow what the Bush administration attack on a free press and on free speech itself is the PRESS's problem to fix?
Bull.
Shit.
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