I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
aha, again
perserverance pays
Damn you, WGG
I was diligently trying to beat you to it!
do i get a triple?
Damn you woody and vicki.
0 should means 0.
There be mammoths about.
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aha, aha, aha, vicki!
aha...
Sorry, WGG, you only got to second base with me. I took the chastity pledge.
Ick. It's that horrible minotaur movie.
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Well, it should "mean"... but you know what I mean.
Spork_Incident!
*Mwah!
It's pronounced MAM-mo-thay.
Atrios has obviously unbanned me to throw me off his trail.
He is on the Wilsons' Xmas card list!
Toby, you're a stupid dumbass.
Now then, how should we pronounce "Hermes Trismegistus"?
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"0" obviously means ten. Must be the new math.
Selah.
I mean, really, what the fuck?
Sorry, WGG, you only got to second base with me. I took the chastity pledge.
Vicki - 9:01 pm
i allus figgered if i could get to second, i'd take my chances stealing third and home...
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Vicki sez:
I took the chastity pledge.
Hell hath frozen over. 
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i allus figgered if i could get to second, i'd take my chances stealing third and home...
As long as your tool is covered with a catcher's mitt, we're all good.
Now then, how should we pronounce "Hermes Trismegistus"?
Raymond Luxury Yacht.
Hmmmmm. "0" now means 21. I'm really confused.
Selah.
Or Throatwarbler Mangrove.
i love the internets. some kind soul already posted tonight's doctor who episode.
Raymond Luxury Yacht.
watertiger, fecker
I love me a nice yacht.
Bringing this up from downstairs, 'cause I have not seen a good answer.
What the fuck?
Jennifer
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Mmm...ammoth...
The freepers really love a good conspiracy theory.
The Ohio contribution in October 2004 makes sense. Ohio was a battleground state and very much in play. Kerry was making an all out effort to win there. They [Ohio Dem Party] needed the money. I wonder what kind of personal connection she had to Kerry then or was it thru Beers and Wilson. That's a lot of money for a career USG bureaucrat to donate, especially in the last throes of the campaign.
Her husband's a "landscape designer", right?
It would be most interesting to see a copy of his client list, wouldn't it? And when they were paying (and how much they were paying) for his services ...
purity balls for y'alls
silly,white,closeted beliefs
welcome to 2006 biatch
Bringing this up from downstairs, 'cause I have not seen a good answer.
What the fuck?
42.
I give up.
As long as your tool is covered with a catcher's mitt, we're all good.
Vicki | 04.22.06 - 9:03 pm
if there's a game, i allus got my love glove...
MAMMOTHS!!!
The trolls are a bit like mamoths to a flame.
As long as your tool is covered with a catcher's mitt, we're all good.
Vicki
AAAAAAA! Mixed metaphors!
Oh, and for all you younger than 14, this thread is off limits.
Whats with the little French Resistance kids?
Damn those French. Always causing trouble.
What's with the French teens?
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Evening, all!
Mammoth, huh? This looks bad, even for sci fi
But you can say that every week....
some kind soul already posted tonight's doctor who episode.
Doctor Hu?
(Someone may have tried that already this week, but dammit, I can't follow every thread....)
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GMTA etc etc.
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Perfect timing!
MAMMOTHS!!!
Eli
I, for one, think Eli's focus is commendable.
Why is the mammoth encased in a CGI forcefield? Do museums even *have* that technology?
This just in---there are no comments on this thread.
Selah.
__league - Are you reading that monster thread at freeperville?
I read a couple hundred comments of it, and then went and looked at what the other usual suspects had to say. They think they are on to something big.
So the Invisible Man is a Mammoth Expert?
especially in the last throes of the campaign.
These shitheels and their last throes.
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Where's the jazz combo come from?
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AAAAAAA! Mixed metaphors!
Marcia Brady
Mixed metaphors make the world go upside down, Ms. Brady!
I loves me some mixed metaphors!
I, for one, think Eli's focus is commendable.
Mammothimals?
Rex Dart - Mammoth Proctologist!
Drop yer linin and start yer grinnin.
Hello and fine evening fellow bats of the mysterious siren song of the moon!!!
I have recently finished DWD's Book Challenge
I would heartily reccomend its purchase. It is not often that I read the last 200 pages of a book in one sitting. DWD has reason to be proud of his labors.
/Bookpimp
This is already a very silly movie.
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Oh, I can see they're not going to be very serious about this.
I smell Bruce Campbell's hand in this.
Wait, I'll come in again.
Oh, fuck Haloscan...
I love that this is such a serious blog.
The mammoth is sending a message!
Cue the monolith!
I think I will go watch this movie you all are dissing.
I smell Bruce Campbell's hand in this.
DO you know where that hand has been?
42.
Eli
Shit! where is my towel?
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Eli--so far, bad costumes, inane dialogue, cheesy special effects.
It's perfect!
I smell Bruce Campbell's hand in this.
Bruce Campbell - Mammoth Proctologist!
Hey, it's the Third Rock From The Sun opening credits!
So this is going to be an existential drama, no?
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existential drama works for me!
Whats with the little French Resistance kids?
watertiger, fecker
they're hot.
what i want to know is what's with the little american resistance kids?
c'mon kiddies, bring it on. NOW is the time.
Actually, Third Rock illegibly crossed with MST3K...
New Iran leaks in Sunday Times (UK)
IRAN’S president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, attended a meeting in Syria earlier this year with one of the world’s most wanted terrorists, according to intelligence experts and a former national security official in Washington.
US officials and Israel intelligence sources believe Imad Mugniyeh, the Lebanese commander of Hezbollah’s overseas operations, has taken charge of plotting Iran’s retaliation against western targets should President George W Bush order a strike on Iranian nuclear sites.
Mugniyeh is on the FBI’s “Most Wanted Terrorists” list for his role in a series of high-profile attacks against the West, including the 1985 hijacking of a TWA jet and murder of one of its passengers, a US navy diver.
Now in his mid-forties, Mugniyeh is reported to have travelled with Ahmadinejad in January this year from Tehran to Damascus, where the Iranian president met leaders of Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad and Hamas.
The meeting has been dubbed a “terror summit” because of the presence of so many groups behind attacks on Israel, which Ahmadinejad has threatened to wipe from the map.
Jane’s Intelligence Review cited “reports in recent weeks” of Mugniyeh’s presence alongside the president.
Michael Ledeen, a Middle East expert and former Pentagon and National Security Council official who wrote that Mugniyeh had “probably” been there, said last week senior American officials had confirmed it.
“It’s hard to identify Mugniyeh because he is said to have changed his face and his fingerprints,” Ledeen said. “But senior government officials have told me I was right. He was there.”
It's Hawaii 5-O in Space!
Ammothmay.
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Dancing cave paintings. Wow.
So this is going to be an existential drama, no?
By the sound of the opening credits, NO.
Dammit watertiger, you ripped off my serious, before I even read your serious.
Oh, this is brilliant.
Is this theme a vague veiled theft of the Lost In SPace Theme?
Ammothmay.
Ig atlin pay.
changed his face and fingerprints.
that's cool.
Well, this goofy Mammoth theme
music isn't promising...
And I see that a Kevorkian was involved in the production.
You know... just in case.
OK, OK, what's the movie and what channel is it on?
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This just in---there are no comments on this thread.
Selah.
CAGary
Maybe I'll be 1st then.
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So this is going to be an existential drama, no?
I heard this was Sartre's last work before he died of embarassment.
They stole this theme song from a 70's cop show.
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Maybe I'll be 1st then.
Ahem. I'm a woman. Step in line behind me.
The only kind of mammoth I'm interested
in is...
well, I'm sure you can guess.
Ok, they made it a comedy!
"Don't you ever sleep?"
"Try to avoid it if I can."
changed his face and fingerprints.
that's cool.
You're a very bad man, Jerry!
OK, OK, what's the movie and what channel is it on?
Mammoth on Sci-Fi.
The animated cave paintings with the dancing cavemen chasing the Mammoth back and forth absolutely slayed me.
I'm lost already!
That's a good sign...
Why does a wanker like Michael Ledeen still have any credibility? Doesn't being spectacularly wrong about everything count anymore?
Selah.
"My father's defective."
Summer Glau *and* Tom Skerritt!
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Dude. I wanna watch what they're watching. A nails-and-boomerangs western?
Well let's see what sort of Mammythology they come up with.
I smell Bruce Campbell's hand in this.
Wait, I'll come in again.
watertiger, fecker
Was it in a cast? Did it smell like ass crack or pepperoni?
Oooooh, I won my very bestest modern advertising slogan sign! Without even a burp.... How exciting. Now - where shall I put it? (No it's not either.)
chris
I have skimmed about 200; about all I can take. There are some seriously screwed up people over there.
He better not start bitching about the cost of gas.
Next step: Mammothsquito!
I really *would* pay to see that...
I smell Bruce Campbell's hand in this.
Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
Cool. Mammoth comet.
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I heard this was Sartre's last work before he died of embarassment.
If only Hester had been susceptible to humility, but alas, she was made of sterner stuff.
Nice pointing and looking around, dipshit...
I wonder if there was a Diet-Coke-and-Mentos line item in the fx budget.
It just mammissed the guard.
Why watch a sci-fi flick when you could be watching Pretty Woman on ABC?
(Bwahahahahahahahaha)!
I'm thinking the phones and cars would stop working AFTER the meteor shower.
Too many screens! Now I'm confused.
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Ooo, split screens!
It's *just* like The Thomas Crown Affair!
well, there's yer first casualty.
Uh oh. Protoplasm. Gun don't work on that.
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And the mammoth goes wild!
Oops, it got the guard. Neverind.
So how did the mamoth come to be alive?
"I shot my mouth off and he showed me what his trunk was for!"
I'm lost already!
That's a good sign...
Gummo
I was never found
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Why does a wanker like Michael Ledeen still have any credibility?
to put it as delicately as possible:
Think PNAC/right-wing zionist...
just sayin
Okay, this was not on my list of mammoth-killing possibilities.
I'm not even sure what that *was* - mammothalitosis?
And there's a lot of wind coming thru here, and we all know that Arthur is very disturbed by wind and blowing and irregularities and stuff. Right now he's dossed out by the TV, where we're watching the Four Feathers, so this is good. Maybe he's relaxed enough not to be scaredey and nervous
I don't think this is an every-day run-of-the-mill mammoth that you'd normally see.
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Whew! Early killage!
Yes!
“It’s hard to identify Mugniyeh because he is said to have changed his face and his fingerprints,” Ledeen said. “But senior government officials have told me I was right. He was there.”
Bwa. Ha. Ha.
Senior government officials.
So freaking pathetic.
Ah, but Helen Miren is on HBO as QE one, and she's damn good.
So how did the mamoth come to be alive?
It's under alien control!
Que scary piano music.
Script problem: how to make Snuffleupaguss (sp?) intimidating instead of cute.
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Script problem: how to make Snuffleupaguss (sp?) intimidating instead of cute.
Ever see Night Of The Lepus? Probably the greatest failure of all time in that regard.
Next step: Mammothsquito!
I really *would* pay to see that...
Yes, but have you considered that there might not be a hot sexy science babe that it might be inclined to mate with?????
Of course we could write the screenplay........
Next step: Mammothsquito!
I really *would* pay to see that...
Eli
Squitozilla!
If "Lepus" is like a lemur, I can see why.
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Sheriff Cliff Clavin?
Three hombre police.
"I shot my mouth off and he showed me what his trunk was for!"
Nathaniel Hawthorne, you really are hip under that tricorn hat.
If "Lepus" is like a lemur, I can see why.
Giant. Killer. Rabbits.
Ever see Night Of The Lepus? Probably the greatest failure of all time in that regard.
"Giant rabbits are headed this way!"
Not even remotely frightening.
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True fact:
Native Americans claimed to have
seen mammoths alive in the wild
as late as the early 1800s.
Scientists have never confirmed
this, but they don't dismiss the
pssibility out of hand, either.
Who's the dude playin' the doctor?
"Giant rabbits are headed this way!"
Yes. I can see that hugely not working.
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"Giant rabbits are headed this way!"
Not even remotely frightening.
Not even with the slo-mo and the fake blood around their mouths.
Worst. Redneck. Cops. Ever.
Spork--perhaps as riveting as 'Pirhanas 2: the Spawning.'
Giant. Killer. Rabbits.
Just watched Wallace & Gromit with the girls. Have fun mammothing...
Wow, that slutty jewish girl sure does have some smarts about her.
I've always wanted a theramin.
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Uh...that last Slutty Jewish Girl
post about late mammoths was me.
I regret the error....
I've always wanted a theramin.
"I have a theremin... for YOU!"
Marion Morrison!
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"Sheriff Marion Morrissey"???
Whats with the sound effects on everything that moves?
Morrison. Right.
*hangs head in shame*
So how did the mamoth come to be alive?
smalfish, discourser
Well, Mommy Mammoth and Daddy Mammoth got good and likkered up one night a few thousand years ago...
Men in Black ripoff, satire, or a little of both?
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Ever see Night Of The Lepus? Probably the greatest failure of all time in that
regard.
Eli | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 9:19 pm | #
Can't hold a candle to that killer
frogs movie with Ray Milland.
What can frogs do to you? Gum you
to death?
Where is Ripley? Wasn't he all excited about Saturday SciFi Liveblogging?
Whats with the sound effects on everything that moves?
They are totally playing this as parody all the way.
steve sez:
Uh...that last Slutty Jewish Girl
post about late mammoths was me.
I've always wondered about you...
Damned mammoth fetishist.
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That's John Wayne, right?
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I regret the error....
steve simels
Bitch!
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Can't hold a candle to that killer
frogs movie with Ray Milland.
What can frogs do to you? Gum you
to death?
I have seen that. But frogs still aren't as cute as bunnies.
"Whats with the sound effects on everything that moves?
smalfish"
Settle down and watch the movie. You are bothering the audience with these q
Attendez, moonbats...
the time has come for me to sink further into the stupors of booze and pot, to abandon all eforts at rational communication, and to procure for myself 1) another stiff drink and 2) another thick spliff, and 3) to retire to the tv room...
til morn' dahlins...
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uestions.
if you get really hungry, and you are insanely rich, you can buy mammoth meat.
i think it goes for like 10,000 dollars per pound.
They are totally playing this as parody all the way
Can we not have some serious bad sci fi?
Please?
GWPDA,
I hope that the boy remains calm and that the winds pass without harm.
I might also ask if this kind of thing had its start with a showing of the "invasion of the body snatchers" during March 05?
i think it goes for like 10,000 dollars per pound.
And tastes like ass, I would reckon.
Ah...Saturday night at the movies.
I'm glad Eli is back for many reasons, and this is one of them.
That's John Wayne, right?
You are right, pilgrim.
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I have seen that. But frogs still aren't as cute as bunnies.
Eli | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 9:24 pm | #
C'mon -- spring peepers?
Those little guys are adorable!
Rats, if I had known it was going to be like this I would have gotten some Milk Duds and Rasinettes.
I'm glad Eli is back for many reasons, and this is one of them.
You're a strange, strange woman. But nice.
Shh. It's back on.
C'mon -- spring peepers?
Those little guys are adorable!
My mom has those in her pond.
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this mammoth thingy just isn't cuttin' it for me.
THis is seriously heading in the wrong direction.
C'mon -- spring peepers?
Those little guys are adorable!
Not saying they're not cute. Just not *as* cute.
And what's with the Redneck Cheech & Chong deputies?
Giant. Killer. Rabbits.
Hey, it worked in Redneck Rampage. Well, they had to mate 'em with antelopes first.
There is no reliable report of a modern human eating any part of a frozen mammoth—and very few unreliable reports, for that matter.
The story seems to have sprouted from a thought-about-it-but-decided-not-to report from a groundbreaking mammoth find in 1903. And the idea of people feasting on flash-frozen mammoth steaks has become a staple of loony fundamentalist Christian literature, feeding their ideas of a young Earth and a Biblical flood that knocked off prehistoric species.
or maybe not.
oh, this is nice:
Bush Meets Privately With Think Tank Promoting Military Strike On Iran.
Stupid fuck.
this mammoth thingy just isn't cuttin' it for me.
It's still better than that rottweiler movie.
*That* was unwatchable.
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Oh boy, he's talking to himself now...
Bush Meets Privately With Think Tank Promoting Military Strike On Iran.
Stupid fuck.
I think we should use think tanks for the invasion.
VW is called "Klaatu." Love it.
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How many keys does that car have?
This is just serving to remind me that we need another Firefly movie.
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It's still better than that rottweiler movie.
*That* was unwatchable.
Tomorrow night!
And I'm gonna keep expecting Summer Glau to wolf out and beat the shit out of the mammoth with her bare hands...
I'm the decider and I decide what's best
In recent weeks, scanning the political coverage in the mainstream US media and sampling the blogs has been to watch a flood tide ebbing to reveal a rotting, skeletal hulk. It is the George W. Bush ship of fools, stuck in the mud for the world to see in all its mendacity, its incompetence, its faith-based stupidity.
It is possible, at this late stage, that even Bush himself has begun to realise something is wrong. That oddly simian face is ashen, the eyes leaden. The voice is shrill and its tone defensive.
"I'm the decider and I decide what's best," he squawked to reporters in the White House rose garden the other day, as the screws turned tighter on his disastrous Defence Secretary, Donald Rumsfeld. Can you imagine Roosevelt, Eisenhower or Kennedy blurting something like that?
Rummy is looking knackered too, with six retired generals going public to agree that he is "incompetent strategically, operationally and tactically", to quote one of them.
C'mon -- spring peepers?
Those little guys are adorable!
Are they the little bitty bright green ones that like to hide up under the door handles on your car, and get squished? Yeah, I love those guys.
And on that note, inclement weather
notwithstanding, my Satanic Commie
pals are calling with promises of
elitist chardonnay.
See you guys in an hour or two...
Mammoth on!!!!!!
Who's playing the docter guy? He looks familiar.
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It's still better than that rottweiler movie.
The Dog With the Golden Gums
I think we should use think tanks for the invasion.
Eli
I can see Richard Perle leading the charge now.
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Who's playing the docter guy? He looks familiar.
Someone made an Invisible Man comment. It was a series on TV...
And I'm gonna keep expecting Summer Glau to wolf out and beat the shit out of the mammoth with her bare hands...
Now that would be cool.
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I think we should use think tanks for the invasion.
Eli
Yeah, we should send in a whole think tank division. Talk about a Brooks Brothers riot. That would be a riot.
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This is just serving to remind me that we need another Firefly movie.
.
spork_incident
Or maybe "Man-Moth!"
Yeah, we should send in a whole think tank division. Talk about a Brooks Brothers riot. That would be a riot.
Heh.
Band Of Brooks Brothers.
I can see Richard Perle leading the charge now.
Would his writings be considered Pearle Script?
okbye.
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Forgetful mad scientist leaves his lunch on one of the transfer plates, (and the window open) as he starts up the matter transmitter and....."Burritosquito!"
Would his writings be considered Pearle Script?
Would his think tank produce wisdoms of Perle?
Eli
He was in a short lived series on Sci Fi (Invisible Man). Was pretty good actually. Then they dropped it and brought in Lex. I wrote Sci Fi a letter questioning their preference for an audience of masturbatory 13 years old versus adults with spending power.
Would his writings be considered Pearle Script?
okbye.
I could almost respect him if that were true.
.
Review of the new Neil Young album, "Living With War," calling for the impeachment of Bush.
Eli--isn't Summer Glau 'River' in "Firefly"?
This soundtrack was created in a blender.
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Perle's before swine.
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He was in a short lived series on Sci Fi (Invisible Man). Was pretty good actually. Then they dropped it and brought in Lex. I wrote Sci Fi a letter questioning their preference for an audience of masturbatory 13 years old versus adults with spending power.
I really liked the first four movie-length installements, as Tales From A Parallel Universe, before it came to Sci-Fi.
Eli--isn't Summer Glau 'River' in "Firefly"?
Yep.
Yeah, we should send in a whole think tank division. Talk about a Brooks Brothers riot. That would be a riot.
.
Gee
Das Panzerwankers? The Desert Ratfuckers?
Al!!!
I have the bunny slippers on. Although I'm really craving a pair of Vorpals.
Y'know, having owned a '69 Beetle, I can safely say they're not great "getaway" cars.
"I'm the decider and I decide what's best,"
he said that? i know he did. sounds just like him. Idiot!
Y'know, having owned a '69 Beetle, I can safely say they're not great "getaway" cars.
Well, as long as whoever's chasing you doesn't have a car of their own...
Who are "the living Frank"?
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This soundtrack was created in a blender.
I made a rather tasty smoothie just before - frozen blackberries and blueberries, raspberry brandy, skim milk, vanilla.
I'll be picking seeds out of my teeth the rest of the night.
he said that? i know he did. sounds just like him. Idiot!
Ohhh yes. He looooves being in charge.
Not any of the work actually involved, just... being in charge.
"I really liked the first four movie-length installements, as Tales From A Parallel Universe, before it came to Sci-Fi."
Ditto. Had high expectations until it was turned into the trash it became. It has some real humor in the beginning as well as a story line.
Well, as long as whoever's chasing you doesn't have a car of their own...
or legs.
GWPDA,
I hope that the boy remains calm and that the winds pass without harm.
I might also ask if this kind of thing had its start with a showing of the "invasion of the body snatchers" during March 05?
UtopianNegroEnvisions™
I don't think so.... I think it's that his little envelope ears are very sensitive to the barometric pressure changes - and he gets terribly anxious. So long as I am here, he's all right. No demons can get him, so long as I am here....
Walt-Mearscheimer are being smeared as anti-semites and the left - led by Chomsky - stands by idly twiddling its thumbs, wondering what stance to take on the issue. We can't be Hillary whores on this issue too much longer. The Amerikan sheeple approach this issue with the mincing steps of a Japanese prostitute. The VERY FACT that a WHITE PAPER on the Israeli Lobby engenders this kind of pulbic firestorm for two academics kinda proves their thesis, dontcha think?
I'll be picking seeds out of my teeth the rest of the night.
I'm sure there's a joke here but I can't find it.
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I'll be picking seeds out of my teeth the rest of the night.
I'm thinin, you're going to need some help.
Another tounge would be the ticket.
Whoa. Call-and-response in stereo?
okbye.
I could almost respect him if that were true.
Instead I'd rather see him attached to the front of a lead tank, a la "Road Warrior."
I'm sure there's a joke here but I can't find it.
and people say I'm not generous.
I'm thinking of a woman, a D-cup woman. Who am I thinking of.
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OH! I just remembered I bought a pound of buffalo wing white chicken thingeys at the Basha's today - and I have 'bleu cheese' dressing and celery too!
Oh I hope Arthur lets me eat this. I am awfully hungry.
Pig Latin! I was prescient!
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Where'd the mammoth go?
I'm thinking of a woman, a D-cup woman. Who am I thinking of.
Watertiger!
I just got home and I am liking this movie already.
I am anti-semite because I ask:
What benefit does it serve Amerika to have Israeli pilots flying Amerikan made Blackhawks and firing missiles at wheelchair-bound clerics?
What benefit does it serve Amerika when Israel is not accountable for how its spends its aid? Can I not idly wonder how much was used to promote the "grab every hilltop" regime of Sharon and other conservatives?
I am awfully hungry.
Me too. Anybody have some placenta?
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The story seems to have sprouted from a thought-about-it-but-decided-not-to report from a groundbreaking mammoth find in 1903. And the idea of people feasting on flash-frozen mammoth steaks has become a staple of loony fundamentalist Christian literature, feeding their ideas of a young Earth and a Biblical flood that knocked off prehistoric species.
or maybe not.
Winston fucks Julia
think that was an episode of Northern Exposlure.
I think we should use think tanks for the invasion.
Eli
Think tanks are apparently where all the morons hang out. Ironic isn't it?
Next two victims.
I just got home and I am liking this movie already.
The mammoth *did* kill its first victim with its trunk, but I'm not sure exactly *what* it did. It just kinda breathed on him or something.
"Spiders. Why did it have to be spiders?"
I just tuned into Mammoth, and they seem to be playing the premise for laughs. What fun is that?
You have to be afraid of every weiner in the hotdog cart.
Let me guess Eight Legged Freaking Mammoths?
Watertiger!
smalfish, discourser
Well I'm thinking of Sallyh but deep down I'm longing for Marcia...
Watertiger!
smalfish, discourser
Well I'm thinking of Sallyh but deep down I'm longing for Marcia...
I just tuned into Mammoth, and they seem to be playing the premise for laughs. What fun is that?
I don't mind it...
Ah! stompage, though sadly, off camera.
Aw, bugger. I wanted to see them impaled on the tusks.
.
Forgetful mad scientist leaves his lunch on one of the transfer plates, (and the window open) as he starts up the matter transmitter and....."Burritosquito!"
Elmer, PHD
Which can only be defeated by a Twinkie burrito.
One of these things is real, and would result in great product placement. Courtesy of the Twinkie cookbook (which includes a Twinkie Wedding cake in fondant icing. And you thought Sci-Fi was low budget and even lower concept....)
Those Viotrin or Lyotrin, those cutesy-wootsy chloresterol drug ads-- you know, "You may get it from your genes-- or from your Uncle Gene"-- creep me out big time. Total strangers looking out like they've just fallen in love with me? Yugggh. And that idiotic plucked-string music-- "this is so funny, you'll just love us." Uh, no.
Ooo, Monkey King...
"How about it, Scott? Let's go and defeat some evil!"
They're going political next week?
The Monkey King?
"Spiders. Why did it have to be spiders?"
Seriously?
Which can only be defeated by a Twinkie burrito.
Could we work the Chocodile Hunter into this somehow?
I just tuned into Mammoth, and they seem to be playing the premise for laughs. What fun is that?
A Mammoth possessed by aliens which must be stopped before the government kills all the townspeople? And they think that's funny?
This is serious!!!!!!!
I'm 1watt cause I can't spel
Seriously?
Well, maybe not every exact syllable...
"Spiders. Why did it have to be spiders?"
Black widows. Very dangerous. You go first.
Could we work the Chocodile Hunter into this somehow?
Eli
You've seen the recipe....
Eli : Whoa. Call-and-response in stereo?
That was cool.
And I can't wait to see "The Monkey King" next week -- you get to see the stories that "Dragon Ball Z" comes from.
"Imagine what Levitra can do for you."
Why do I fear fraud in every commercial?
Whoa. I think that's that guy who's always in Whit Stillman movies in that AT&T commercial...
I'm 1watt cause I can't spel
1watt Hermit
You speeled spel wrong.
.
some people are still under the radar who are doing great stuff.podcaster jack"blast the right"
clark really has a way of growing on a person who enjoys listening to a killer left wing att'y evaporate the ground under the neocons feet
jack clark at
http://www.therationalradicl.com
addictive!
I'm thinking of a woman, a D-cup woman. Who am I thinking of.
Sorry dude. B cup. Sometimes C.
Never D.
"Imagine what Levitra can do for you."
All. The. Time.
Oh I hope Arthur lets me eat this. I am awfully hungry
ARTHUR!
SIT
DOWN!
You,ll get your bite in a moment.
Good boy!
"Imagine what Levitra can do for you."
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
4 hour erections?
That was my 13 year old fantasy. Today, it would be my nightmare.
No, thank you.
Any NOLA election results yet?
Sorry dude. B cup. Sometimes C.
Never D.
Believe me, you have nothing to apologize for.
"Imagine what Levitra can do for you."
An erection the size of the Empire State Building!
For when the time is right!
Oh, a rave. Fabulous.
heh
Re the boner pill ad--In case you didn't know about the 4 hour limit on erections, over 4 hours can mean blocked veins resulting in rupture, infection, gangrene and amputation. But you probably knew.
agave
ever find any Arandas Tequila?
I like A cups.
Oh, a rave. Fabulous.
Time for some mass tramplage, I'm hopin'...
It's just not a rave without a mammoth.
.
And you thought Sci-Fi was low budget and even lower concept....)
Rmj, Wandering Aengus
After the Miracle Whip Pizza, low concept has no bottom.
BTW, IP banning is for fools.
X is delivered through the ears now?
Re the boner pill ad--In case you didn't know about the 4 hour limit on erections, over 4 hours can mean blocked veins resulting in rupture, infection, gangrene and amputation. But you probably knew.
Draco
Was it good for you?
So we're supposed to think they're on ex?
.
I like A cups, B cups and so on...
It's just not a rave without a mammoth.
'd be even better if the mammoth was holding a crudely-lettered sign that said "Rave Or Bust"...
What's with the jet engine sound on the car?
Bush Meets Privately With Think Tank Promoting Military Strike On Iran
X is delivered through the ears now?
It's an xPod.
I once ordered a pizza from some national chain, and they mistakenly delivered a steak pizza. It wasn't so good.
'd be even better if the mammoth was holding a crudely-lettered sign that said "Rave Or Bust"...
With glow sticks dangling from the tusks.
.
There's a most unfortunate shadow being cast over the female MIB's upper lip.
Re the boner pill ad--In case you didn't know about the 4 hour limit on erections, over 4 hours can mean blocked veins resulting in rupture, infection, gangrene and amputation. But you probably knew.
You talk to your date like that?
Any NOLA election results yet?
lb0313
Yeah, Bush wins in a mudslide. Diebold machines are waterproof, ya know.
I like A cups.
1watt Hermit
No.
I like all the cups.
.
There's a most unfortunate shadow being cast over the female MIB's upper lip.
The WIB, you mean?
changed his face and fingerprints.
that's cool.
Atrios
And his DNA, thanks to renegade Russian scientists.
Although I suppose we could call her the MIBILF...
He's a goooooooood boy.
But I'm going to go have a nice bubble bath and by the time I'm done, I'll bet money that Arthur'll have forgotten all about eating stuff. Then! I'll have my chance!
Eating. It's what's for dinner
There's a most unfortunate shadow being cast over the female MIB's upper lip.
Ohmygod that's no shadow!
.
Eli--he's going to get laid, and you're not.
wow, this is some wild rave
Eli--he's going to get laid, and you're not.
The mammoth?
Snuffalufagus?
What's with the jet engine sound on the car?
watertiger, fecker
The director read The Marching Morons?
Eli--he's going to get laid, and you're not.
Dayum!
That's cold!
I'm thinking of a woman, a D-cup woman. Who am I thinking of.
It'd have to be Marcia B or Vicki, since I don't think grandmas are in the running.
The director read The Marching Morons?
A story that's coming true before our eyes.
Hey, I think I hear something...
agave, talk to a local liquor store, It's imported by Heaven Hill Distillery, which I thing is part of the Brown-Forman book. They should be able to order it in.
SQUISH!
OH YA!
Major stompage!
Stompage!!!
Smushed.
.
STOMPAGE!
What's with the jet engine sound on the car?
It's powered by a turbonique engine.
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/
iowa..._real_acme.html
Mrs. Gummo: He bounces like a Macy's parade balloon!
Time for some music
.
Time for some music
.
SQUASH!!!!!!!
Excellent!!
I like A cups.
1watt Hermit
No.
I like all the cups.
.
agave
I see the Boobsalot Bros are in their cups again.
"If you gave her the weed, I will NEUTER you!"
Re the boner pill ad--In case you didn't know about the 4 hour limit on erections, over 4 hours can mean blocked veins resulting in rupture, infection, gangrene and amputation. But you probably knew.
Blue balls is for real?
A big hairy, magnificent bastard!!
one big hairy magnificent bastard - the mammoth is played by Robin Williams?
I only know about the four hour deal because I know a few women who work in emergency rooms. They get a kick telling worried 5 hour guys what it might mean, though they've never encountered any gangrene. I've told them they were unprofessional, which they found even funnier.
Dude! Did it just slap the MIB's head off?
Now they will become children of the corn!
Mamoth got a force field?
The mammoth sucks in the lifeforce of its victims through its trunk.
How . . . Dementor-like.
You big hairy, magnificent bastard! I read your book!
A soul sucking mammoth can ruin your whole weekend
Hmm Mammoths of the Corn
I'm thinking of a woman, a D-cup woman. Who am I thinking of.
It'd have to be Marcia B or Vicki, since I don't think grandmas are in the running.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Bunny slippers and D-cups make this grandpa reach for the cialis (a four-hour erection would likely kill me).
Dude! Did it just slap the MIB's head off?
Yes!
This movie is teh excellent.
I will NEUTER you!"
I thought he said "Marry you!"
Oooo.. fake theremin music!
The mammoth sucks in the lifeforce of its victims through its trunk.
The sequel can feature an aardvark.
.
Even the score of this movie is excellent.
"I will NEUTER you!"
I thought he said "Marry you!"
watertiger, fecker"
Same difference.
think that was an episode of Northern Exposlure.
1watt Hermit
ya hear a lot of things in the modern melee of media. hard to know what's plausible. i'd eat it. but i'm like Mikey...
tell you one thing, lot of erroneous info. on the internest, but you don't know how cut off you are until you do with out it for even a day. you don't have to believe everything you read, but information is power and apparently the "media"/MSM wants the populace to be ignorant and powerless.
So it's a stealth mammoth ?
The sequel can feature an aardvark.
That was Kingdom Hospital, actually.
As dangerous cornfield sequences go, this isn't quite North by Northwest, is it?
I'm thinking of a woman, a D-cup woman. Who am I thinking of?
Devine?
As dangerous cornfield sequences go, this isn't quite North by Northwest, is it?
They couldn't fit the mammoth into a cropduster.
I like A cups, B cups and so on...
Doug, - 9:49 pm
At the risk of splitting a curly hair, strictly speaking I have no interest in cup sizes at all.
I am after the content, not the cups. Ergo, the cups are at best an irrelevancy and an impediment.
If it can fit in a cup, I want a lick and a spoonful. Jes' 'bout a spoonful.
Oh, there's a good idea for when you're hiding. take off your dark jacket to reveal a bright white shirt.
A story that's coming true before our eyes.
Gummo
You have a lot of those little..Hondas?...with the Formula-1 mufflers on 'em where you live? Stupidest thing automotive I've ever encountered. Car is backing out of a slot at the supermarket, sounds like it's coming out of Turn 3, going into the straight. I can't believe the owners aren't embarrassed to tears.
Hey, the Heat's beating the Bulls.
"Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Harris?"
Yep, Katherine Harris played footsie and caresses a college reporter in a post-fundraiser interview in Tampa.
Oh, there's a good idea for when you're hiding. take off your dark jacket to reveal a bright white shirt.
Okay, so now she's a MIWILF. I'm getting dizzy trying to keep track...
Ewww.
WTF!
WHAT KIND OF WIPE WAS THAT?
You have a lot of those little..Hondas?...with the Formula-1 mufflers on 'em where you live?
I was talking more in general, with the morons breeding & taking over....
Oh, now that's uncalled for.
They couldn't fit the mammoth into a cropduster.
Ooooh gross!!
old toothless guy making out.
Well, this is... kinda weird.
Hey, the Heat's beating the Bulls.
And the mammoth's beating everybody!
.
I'm going to bed now. You people need to settle down and get comfy. There is popcorn in your future. Also s'mores.
Sweet dreams! G'night
/GWPDA &
Arthur James GWPDA
.
C'mon, before we have to get back to the home.
I really remember watching the great Mamoth episode of Northern Exposure.
Great mammoth attack music!
oh, more fer cute.
(just pic)
This movie is...odd.
.
The moral? Geriatric sex is evil.
I dunno.
I'm finding this quite entertaining.
This is the best soundtrack since Blood Diner...
WTF?
All y'all talking about cup sizes in a Sci-Fi thread?
WGOWCHICA!
.
The moral? Geriatric sex is evil.
Sex = death. Doesn't matter how old you are.
The moral? Geriatric sex is evil.
Best done in the privacy of your local nursing home, no doubt.
rupture, infection, gangrene and amputation
I hate when that happens.
oh, more fer cute.
We need a movie with giant killer baby geese.
Yeah.
.
This is the best soundtrack since Blood Diner...
I think it's great.
I could do without all the erectile dysfunction commercials though.
I seriously believe the writers at sci fi are wingers.
Medusas Peligrosas!
That could be the next Sci-Fi Saturday.
If something should happen to the Monkey King, I mean.
Best done in the privacy of your local nursing home, no doubt.
Gives new meaning to the phrase "assisted living".
Jeffraham,
You have a white honeysuckle going on there?
Man, that's beautiful.
I could do without all the erectile dysfunction commercials though.
Well, that last scene does have me wondering about the target audience...
"All y'all talking about cup sizes in a Sci-Fi thread?
Vicki"
It's all Jeri Ryans fault, years back.
I hope when I'm geriatric, I'm having sex.
Just sayin'.
I'm thinking of a woman, a D-cup woman. Who am I thinking of?
D-cup Woman, walking down the street
D-cup Woman, kind I'd like to meet
Oh, you look bouncy, that's the truth
No one could bounce as good as youuuu
Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy
Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy
We need a movie with giant killer baby geese.
Gosling Kong.
I love my speakers.
The best too much money I ever spent.
They blow my socks off!
(I drive a $500 car)
.
Local commercials are even worse than the national brands.
D'oh!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Atrios, your favorite senator is in his cups as well.
According to this chart:
http://www.surveyusa.com/
50State...torApproval.htm
Senator Santorum is the least popular member of the US Senate achieving a 39% approval rate and a 54% disapproval rate.
Well, that last scene does have me wondering about the target audience...
Eli
And the Air America commercials tell you...what?
D'oh!
The cleric is obviously a Detroit Redwings Fan.
I can't wait for the competing boner pill companies to start going negative on each other in the ads. "They warned me about 4 hours--they should have warned me about 4 seconds," etc.
D'oh!
Is that the pope on the right?
I thought he'd be fatter.
And he sure does look the part of a nazi.
fourlegsgood: I could do without all the erectile dysfunction commercials though.
They're just trying to spamoflauge their way past the NSA electrondragnet.
.
Never leave a head behind!!!
I hate the boner commercials, with one exception:
Enzyte.
Those commercials are fantastic.
And Enzyte isn't a pharmaceutical, it's natural.
They *are* driving the Batmobile, aren't they...
It's JetCar!
The cleric is obviously a Detroit Redwings Fan.
Is he going to throw a squid into St. Peter's?
.
I hate the boner commercials, with one exception:
Enzyte.
Those commercials are fantastic.
Feh. Too cutesy by half.
It's all Jeri Ryans fault, years back.
EkCenTriK
futher than that, 'member all the cover art for SciFi in the 50's?
Is it my imagination, or is the mammoth partial to people engaged in sexual activities?
Did he just say "Holy monkey madness" as his last words?
D'oh!
watertiger, fecker
Freaks
.
Wait a sec--that last little jaunty soundtrack tune was swiped from Mancini's Pink Panther theme
Vicki : I hope when I'm geriatric, I'm having sex.
I plan on it.
Did a mammoth just eat a guy in a monkey suit outside Tom Skerritt's house?
Back to boner commercials!
I'll check in a bit later!
"futher than that, 'member all the cover art for SciFi in the 50's?
1watt Hermit |"
Well yeah, but...Ryan re-invented the market.
Pictures of the "turbonique"
A real rocket car motor.
http://www.the-rocketman.com/
tur...urbonique1.html
Tom! The mammoth is hiding in the mailbox!
spork_incident,
Octopus: one arm for (When the tradition started) each of the eight victories necessary to achieve the Stanley Cup.
Monkeys from outer space?
.
Monkeys from outter space!
Wait a sec--that last little jaunty soundtrack tune was swiped from Mancini's Pink Panther theme
Odd Couple?
Did a mammoth just eat a guy in a monkey suit outside Tom Skerritt's house?
Don't say you never got anything cool for your birthday.
Enzyte Bob rocks.
Vicki: You have a white honeysuckle going on there?
Man, that's beautiful.
They're very common in this part of the world -- the landlord's backyard is ringed with them... but they're mixed (white and yellow).
.
Vicki : I hope when I'm geriatric, I'm having sex.
I live it!
So who thinks the MIBs aren't really Feds?
DWD -
I realized that after I hit publish. Do'h!
.
Thers, More Than Man
Have you been listening to The Bee Gees?
Real jet car
So who thinks the MIBs aren't really Feds?
Aliens?
Well duh!
(((Jeffraham and Curly!!!)))
And yes, Meander, Enzyte Bob cracks me up.
And Enzyte isn't a pharmaceutical, it's natural.
Vicki | 04.22.06 - 10:06 pm | #
If enzyte truly worked, I'd have no need for the weekly shower-head massage.
"Did a mammoth just eat a guy in a monkey suit outside Tom Skerritt's house?"
Oh, it just hit me, this a lost script from Picket Fences.
spork, kind of a stupid tradition but it is a legitimate one.
Aliens?
Well duh!
Yep. Alien cops on the trail of a dangerous escaped mammoth-possessing alien felon.
Don't say you never got anything cool for your birthday.
It's even my size!
Why are mammoths a political problem?
It's dawning on me that mammoths are to elephants as Romulans are to Vulcans
So now it's an allegory for the GWOT™?
.
Why are mammoths a political problem?
Republicans are objectively anti-mammoth.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"HELP"
"We're gonna kill this thing."
Oh, please, let it kill you first!
Eli--the music. How cheesy can you get?
Have you been listening to The Bee Gees?
I never listen to anything.
Now thqat was just plain weird.
Meander: Enzyte Bob rocks.
I'm tempted to get the free sample just so I can get the free t-shirt. Seriously.
.
This movie has a whole weird vibe...
kind of a stupid tradition but it is a legitimate one.
I like it.
.
Vicki--'natural' and 'pharmaceutical' are not opposites. Many natural products are indeed pharmaceuticals.
Republicans are objectively anti-mammoth.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"HELP"
Now that was funny.
One of the turbonique series, and this one looks like something George Jetson would drive.
http://www.the-rocketman.com/ima...-
STREAMLINE.jpg
Vicki : I hope when I'm geriatric, I'm having sex.
I picked the wrong time to be a Hermit.
kind of a stupid tradition but it is a legitimate one.
I like it.
Nothin' wrong with stupid, pointless traditions.
(Mmm... mammoth...)
Having the main character say, "big monster, I'm leaving town"
was rather refreshing.
This movie has a whole weird vibe...
Odd Couple?
Gummo | 04.22.06 - 10:08 pm | #
I'd always thought the OC theme was a Pink Panther ripoff too. But you're right--that tune was closer to OC
I just wish Sci-Fi's commercials weren't 20 decibels louder than their movies...
Never leave a head behind!!!
He should've quit while he was ahead.
Natural does not necessarily mean the same thing as wholesome.
Many things are natural that will make you sick at the least and maybe kill you.
This movie has a whole weird vibe...
No wonder I like it.
Vicki : I hope when I'm geriatric, I'm having sex.
I picked the wrong time to be a Hermit.
looks like I picked the wrong time to be young.
I just wish Sci-Fi's commercials weren't 20 decibels louder than their movies...
Yeah, me too.
Why has no-one been impaled yet?
I live it!
Geezer.
My Melissa is much younger than me.
Her friends wonder if my PeePee is a shrevled up thing. It's the same as it was at 20, maybe bigger and meaner!
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Sorry... slow typing, tonight... not used to the notebook keyboard, and I'm having to stick a flashlight under my arm so I can see the keyboard, too. Man, the things I do for bloggin'.
.
Everybody do the Mammoth Stomp!
.
Vibe? Hmmm beginning to feel like it has a touch of Killer Klowns to it.
Monkeys from outer space?
They're just brine shrimp, y'know.
Bets on the first blogger to be name checked on a Sci-Fi movie. I bet either Atrios or NTodd.
Her friends wonder if my PeePee is a shrevled up thing.
Dude.
TMI.
Bets on the first blogger to be name checked on a Sci-Fi movie. I bet either Atrios or NTodd.
Tosh. It shall be Eli.
Why has no-one been impaled yet?
Saving it for the climax?
.
I just wish Sci-Fi's commercials weren't 20 decibels louder than their movies...
its doubleplus annoying.
Tosh. It shall be Eli.
From your keyboard to Sci-Fi's ears...
Now I'm scared of killer alien mammoths. I think one is hiding in my medicine cabinet.
Her friends wonder if my PeePee is a shrevled up thing. It's the same as it was at 20, maybe bigger and meaner!
Well, alrighty then! Looks like I should go do the dishes!
(of course, they'll probably just say I must be stopped, or some shit like that...)
Now I'm scared of killer alien mammoths. I think one is hiding in my medicine cabinet.
Unless you been having sex, you have nothing to worry about.
TMI.
smalfish, discourser
TMI. ?
.
Saving it for the climax?
Impaling usually takes place *before* the climax...
Eli--I said you must be eaten.
Talk to the hand!
Dead is relative.
Oooh, Sasquatch: The Karen Hughes Story is up next. And next week, the Monkey King. The jokes just write themselves...
A hand is a man's best friend.
Eli: I just wish Sci-Fi's commercials weren't 20 decibels louder than their movies...
What I hate is stuff like the ST:TNG DVDs, where the music and sound effects tracks are at least 6dB higher than the dialogue track.
What is it? Every 3dB is a doubling of volume?
.
Rehandimator?
gonna popcorn the hand?
Oh dear.
"Fascinating...and creepy at the same time."
.
Too
Much
Information.
Thing? They froze Thing?
Wow. Evil sign language possessed alien hand.
"Popcorn setting takes about a minute."
Ohdearlord...
.
Ok--Now I hear Love Boat theme
Well, alrighty then! Looks like I should go do the dishes!
While doing the dishes, wear the pearl necklace, high heels, and silk stockings. The ones with the seam up the back.
Now I'm scared of killer alien mammoths. I think one is hiding in my medicine cabinet.
Don't worry, Bush and DHS will protect you. So long as you're a good American. They are watching.
Oh, now this is just bizzare.
This is just too fucking much.
The young sheriff is hilarious with his little picnic basket.
The soundtrack guys are definitely having some postmodern fun
geezer--what, you have a problem with women that do dishes naked?
'Tis but a scratch.
.
LOL!!!
Tis but a scratch!
Squirting ketchup.
oy.
I dunno what make tigre think Bruce Campbell had something to do with this...
Are we sure Bruce Campbell isn't affiliated with this?
Wow. That was quite a flashback.
This movie's a trip.
.
Needless tro say, we never got a date with those girls again.
No fucking dout.
How did they even get a date with those girls in the first place???
A hand is a man's best friend.
Sallyh, M
and a woman's
you have a problem with women that do dishes naked?
I love sudsey women.
ELI MUST BE STOPPED!
Or rather, that Bruce Campbell... had a hand in this.
i saw an italian ballerina at
TOOTSIES.
and she liked me.
i think she was a B cup, but i'm pretty sure she likes a lot of guys. works for me.
"Can you explain the zombie soul sucking effect?"
Zombie soul sucking effect!
While doing the dishes, wear the pearl necklace, high heels, and silk stockings. The ones with the seam up the back.
I would've done dishes more often if Stef had dressed that way.
Wow, I want one of those scanners.
Its a trio-tricorder!
That tricorder looked an awful lot like a Treo...
Too
Much
Information.
smalfish, discourser
Oh tay
.
Again: this soundtrack isn't so much composed but amalgamated.
Oooh, now it's meta-sci-fi!
.
Its a trio-tricorder!
Treocorder.
OOOh, technobabble.
What they need is a freezethrower!
I dunno what make tigre think Bruce Campbell had something to do with this...
Is there a dude who has a chainsaw instead of a hand? Because that would do it for me.
[staring at teevee slack-jawed]
.
While doing the dishes, wear the pearl necklace, high heels, and silk stockings. The ones with the seam up the back.
i don't like pearls.
Doesn't it seem like the crazy doctor was supposed to be Billy Bob Thornton? And the MIBILF was supposed to be Vanessa Williams?
("Hand goblin"?)
"Lady, you are scaring me," sez the scary teenage girl.
Puns!
.
*snort*
"I told you I wasn't kidding about the phone book."
ELI MUST BE STOPPED!
watertiger, fecker
feck that fecker
Bastid!
.
Dam, 5 minute intervals on the commercial breaks.
Gotta feed that money pot.
From Mammoth to Burger King commercial.
I'm in paradise.
Pictures of the "turbonique"
A real rocket car motor.
http://www.the-rocketman.com/ tur...urbonique1.html
Doug,
I knew the Marching Morons were fast approaching when they started putting turbochargers on family sedans.
Although the Tom Tom commercials are quite possibly the Dumbest Ever...
From Mammoth to Burger King commercial.
I did'nt get burger king!
I did'nt get burger king!
I had spaghetti.
The Burger King is kinda creepy.
I guess they had a hard time getting the mammoth in to SAG - they shot this thing in Romania.
i don't like pearls.
How about lots of little diamonds? Or emeralds to match your eyes?
I guess they had a hard time getting the mammoth in to SAG - they shot this thing in Romania.
Romammothia.
I'll come in again.
I want to thank those who have read my book and posted their reactions:it is most gratifying.
Bottom line - get DWD's book - it is well written, a great read, and we're the good guys.
(There are also a couple of subtle Atriot sightings for the well-informed...)Buy it! lb0313 | 2.11.06 - 8:42 am |
DWD, If yer around, I just finished Challenge
I may have to order another copy for loaning out (I'll keep my signed by the author copy myself thank you).
Very entertaining, and well done, sir!!!! As a person with a variety of interests and distractions it is not easy for a singular activity to hoover up the better part of an afternoon and early evening, other than hanging out in this place.
Tomorrow I will see if I can cough up a few lines to do the work justice, maybe something for the next printing that does not use the terms compelling or riveting (not that they don't apply, they just come off like so much critical boilerplate)!
I would heartily recommend its purchase. It is not often that I read the last 200 pages of a book in one sitting. DWD has reason to be proud of his labors.
UtopianNegroEnvisions™
Excellent! You will love this book. It will capture your attention from the very first page. You won't want to put it down. A MUST read!
Her Eyes|
http://www.acornpublishing.com/c.../
challenge.html
Thanks again and sorry to be so annoying about it. (It is just necessary)
I hope some channel shows Berlin Alexanderplatz and Eli convinces everyone to watch it
This movie is a metaphor for some damn thing or other.
How about lots of little diamonds? Or emeralds to match your eyes?
And I forgot to close the tags! Sorry
I hope some channel shows Berlin Alexanderplatz and Eli convinces everyone to watch it
Is there eatage?
How about lots of little diamonds? Or emeralds to match your eyes?
let me think about it for a second okay.
but really, i'm a sucker for peridots and amethysts.
I hope some channel shows Berlin Alexanderplatz and Eli convinces everyone to watch it
.
If they're doing product placements in this movie, why not one for hand lotion?
"The Burger King is kinda creepy."
Kinda?
Summer Glau's face seems too small for her head...
but really, i'm a sucker for peridots and amethysts.
What about blue saphires?
i'm a sucker for peridots and amethysts.
Semi-colons are nicer than peridots.
but really, i'm a sucker for peridots and amethysts.
What about blue saphires?
I like cats-eyes.
Seriously.
This movie is a metaphor for some damn thing or other.
the threats posed by illegal aliens.
Summer Glau's face seems too small for her head...
Indeed.
.
And Dad seems like kind of a poor man's James Woods.
Someone earlier today mentioned cats and shedding... well, this pix of Curly shows the extent of the problem, methinks.
.
The romantic lead lady has the same birthday as Thers! Awwwww
Did he just give her one of those "I won't have sex until marriage, Daddy" hearts?
"The Vietnamese Joan of Arc"?
Am I having auditory hallucinations?
Ack! Taht musical transition! It hurts!
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The romantic lead lady has the same birthday as Thers! Awwwww
And earth day!
That mamoth walks like it's drunk.
Wow. That mammoth is, uh, unconvincing.
"Obviously, you never watched the Avengers."
Surreal.
Have paleontologists conclusively established that mammoths were always accompanied by theremin music?
(Theremammoths?)
geezer.: What about blue saphires?
And green clovers!
</alwaysaftermeLuckyCharms>
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What about blue saphires?
I don't like gin, either.
Thersy the Mammoth Slayer?
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No alarms?
Thersy the Mammoth Slayer?
Famous for driving the mammoths out of Ireland. Or Upstate New York.
Wow. That mammoth is, uh, unconvincing.
He's just walking through the part.
Scared squirell?
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Seriously.
Eli
Huh?
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Spikeage!
but really, i'm a sucker for peridots and amethysts.
[rummages around old gem collection]
Got 'em.
Tuskage!
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Impaleage!
The Old Man From Scene 24
: The Burger King is kinda creepy.
They know that, actually. Seems to be part of his appeal.
Well, ya wanted impalage, and there ya go.
Impalage!!!
And of someone annoying, too!
Awwww, I didn't want the get to get impaled.
Got 'em.
Cool. I've got the Palmolive!
Well, ya wanted impalage, and there ya go.
I did, but not the young boyfriend.
I don't like gin, either.
Do you like *any* card games?
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Well, ya wanted impalage, and there ya go.
I wonder if climax is near?
I don't like gin, either.
watertiger, fecker
Love that stuff!
Can't afford it tho.
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I love both gin and pearls. It still matters.
Holy shit! water or some similar liquid is literally falling out of the sky here!
Impaleage!
I love how my saying catch on so quickly.
I've been to Italy. The food there tastes nothing like the food at Olive Garden.
Just sayin'
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Huh?
Cat's eyes.
Oh, I am so going to see this thing when it runs in two hours here on the Left Coast.
I KNEW there would be some tuskage!
I'm tempted to get the free sample just so I can get the free t-shirt. Seriously.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
There are T-shirts for this stuff? Guys seriously walk around in a shirt that proclaims that under normal circumstances they can't, umm, "stand and deliver", so to speak? Is there a "Blue Ointment" shirt, too?
Scared squirell?
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spork_incident
no..."sacred squirrel."
I did, but not the young boyfriend.
Ah, he was a twit.
Chernobyl, 20 years later: "Nuclear Nightmares"
http://www.pixelpress.org/cherno...obyl/
index.html
(Photo essay on Chernobyl victims)
More here;
http://www.chernobyl.info/
Do you like *any* card games?
Go Fish.
Ooooh, microwaveable Mac & Cheese!
Where do I sign?
a clear liquid and little white balls, falling from the sky.
Don't listen to the Olive Garden ad! Don't go there! If you have to go, ask the waiter beforehand if the meat dish you ordered is mincemeat. The menu doesn't say mincemeat.
Trust me on this.
Ah, he was a twit.
He shan't be missed.
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Ah, he was a twit.
I didn't mind him.
I thought to free sample and tee shirt were for enzyte.
Even worse to wear that shirt around.
It would scream, "I HAVE SMALL PEEPEE! HEAR ME ROAR."
I may have to have some nachos soon.
Cat's eyes.
Oooh, pretty!
See, i'm partial to the tourmalines, iolite, peridot, citrine, amethyst...
the affordable gems!
Mammoth turtles.
Did the DP drop the camera in long grass?
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Tuskage!
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spork_incident
Are we giving that the French pronounciation?
'course, I never remember to WEAR any of the jewelry I own...
Oooh, pretty!
Pics don't do 'em justice, IMO. I think I actually have some... somewhere.
Elmer: There are T-shirts for this stuff? Guys seriously walk around in a shirt that proclaims that under normal circumstances they can't, umm, "stand and deliver", so to speak? Is there a "Blue Ointment" shirt, too?
I'd wear it, but only because I like teh funnay.
Besides, it's a dietary supplement, and makes no claims about treating any condition, etc. Even the wording is necessarily vague; "natural male enhancement" could mean any damn thang.
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Mammoth turtles.
Mammoth snapping turtles would be kewl.
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Even the wording is necessarily vague; "natural male enhancement" could mean any damn thang.
It'd probably just make me louder and sweatier.
groovy music
Are we giving that the French pronounciation?
Tooskazh.
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"You always this cheerful?"
"This is one of my good days."
I want the mammoth to live.
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4Legs--for posting that rerun of PlushyPorn, I think I should make you a special batch of my 7 layer nachos.
She's...uh...bouncy.
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Spork--I want the mammoth to eat the cast. I'm amazingly consistent in my desires.
the affordable gems!
Not Alexandrite? (it used to be affordable before the Japanese discovered alexandrite)
http://www.gemsociety.org/info/
g...Alexandrite.htm
God is for Sunday, today we pray to Nike. Run!
Watertiger--you're such a reasonable person, liking affordable gems.
Poor Monsieur knows he has to get me diamonds.
Besides, it's a dietary supplement, and makes no claims about treating any condition, etc. Even the wording is necessarily vague; "natural male enhancement" could mean any damn thang.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Enhanced farting and belching? Beans'll do that a whole lot cheaper. But then you don't get a neato shirt.
My father was a gemologist (correspondence course, but good) and we always had lots of gems coming though the house and his workroom.
The semi-precious stones like opal, lapus lazuli, jade, turquoise, etc were always way more interesting than the precious ones, where the goal was perfection.
With the semi-precious, you assumed imperfection, and looked for the nicest ones.
The only interesting precious stones for me were the emeralds, by definition impure. A perfect diamond is a study in monotony
I saw that Earth Day is Thers' birthday, and I just want to wish him a happy one!
Happy Birthday, Thers!
Katherine(OO)Graham
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Ok shut up!
My fav song is on.
Now I gotta restart and turn up.
Bastids!
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Reaction shots are much cheaper than special effects, aren't they?
Something for the New Yorkers.
http://www.villagevoice.com/
nycl...i,72965,15.html
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