I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
I pinch.
Funny, I thought Old Man was alerting me to the new thread, but apparently it was just a coincidence...
I bite.
but I do not scratch. Much.
mammoth!!
Ride the tempest.
eleventeenth.
feh.
I like Bacon.
I must say this is one of the better sci-fi saturday movies we've seen.
nor do I wear stockings unless...there's a reason. Must be a good one.
I must say this is one of the better sci-fi saturday movies we've seen.
If this is "better", I really don't want to see "bad".
been drinking some to-kill-ya. Lovely.
the musical score for this thing is all over the place!
How are they going to get the mammoth to the factory?
the musical score for this thing is all over the place!
Someone has definitely watched a lot of 70s cop shows, as someone pointed out earlier.
Oh, Gore... is SciFi SatBloggin' almost over? 
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If this is "better", I really don't want to see "bad".
Sniff.
You obviously have no appreciation of the genre and why we watch.
That man needs to see my backer cracker.
How are they going to get the mammoth to the factory?
Dad's gonna dress up as a girl mammoth.
When a mammoth sneaks upon you, you're really distracted...
upsa daisy!
They must have had a ball making this thing.
Some of you posters just post something just to be posting. It adds nothing to the dialog. It's annoying and slows and detracts from the conversation.
took her long enough to get into the tank top.
I like how no-one asks why the MIBILF has the fancy space guns.
And what was up with that dude's face?
Awwww, now that wasn't nice.
It can't help it that an alien possessed it.
"God is for Sunday, Frank. Today we pray to Nike - RUN!"
"Today we pray to Nike..."
And what was up with that dude's face?
Which dude?
They must have had a ball making this thing.
Or at least a lid...
Why do they keep shooting those guns, if they have no effect?
When Atrios says "please don't shoot anyone in the face," it's because he wants you to shoot people in the face.
I don't watch too many of these things.
Are the two women wearing low cut tank tops so they can run better? shoot better?
Or scream better?
Or is it just because they have to crouch forward a lot?
Which dude?
The one working the controls who dumped the lava on the mammoth. He looked kinda... skull-like.
4Legs--your nachos are my command.
Golden corn tortilla chips. Cilantro salsa. Refried black beans. Cheddar and jack cheeses. Sour cream. Scallions. tomatoes. Green Chiles.
Work for you?
Girl loses her boyfriend, and the next thing you know, she's shaking her ass at the first mammoth who comes along...
Almost wished I watch tv.
Will return when the movie is over, I hope.
Why do they keep shooting those guns, if they have no effect?
smalfish, discourser | 04.22.06 - 10:52 pm |
Because you must empty the ineffective cartridges before throwing the gun itself at the assailant. Yeesh. Somebody's unfamiliar with the work of George Reeves.
Oh, like that's going to hold it.
Now what?
So they're going to freeze the heffalump?
Work for you?
Yes!!
Oh, AI Assault looks fucking HILARIOUS!
And it has Sulu!
Sallyh, you forgot the jalapenos.
Good grief, was that George Takkei?
Yeah, real creepy, like an evil puppet, or a Ken doll on meth, or Jim Carrey...
kei & yuri: When Atrios says "please don't shoot anyone in the face," it's because he wants you to shoot people in the face.
When I design my portable catapult for transporting heavy balloons, I'm gonna fill a balloon with Miracle Whip, and head on over to Frist's office. It's just a couple of miles from the condo.
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Oh, AI Assault looks fucking HILARIOUS!
Yes!!
Grumble grumble.
oh, threadbot, how can I quit you?
fourlegsgood: Good grief, was that George Takkei?
Oh, my.
.
And beer? But in the meantime, can I have the recipe for the cilantro salsa? I love cilantro.
Are the two women wearing low cut tank tops so they can run better? shoot better?
No, because chicks can't be topless on basic cable.
And beer? But in the meantime, can I have the recipe for the cilantro salsa? I love cilantro.
Ew.
Why wan't I informed of this thread?
Trying to give me the slip?
.
No, because chicks can't be topless on basic cable.
I blame Bush.
Not many people like cilantro but I do, too.
Not many people like cilantro but I do, too.
I don't know anyone who doesn't like cilantro.
When Atrios says "please don't shoot anyone in the face," it's because he wants you to shoot people in the face.
Then he is no better than Malkin.
Why wan't I informed of this thread?
Trying to give me the slip?
I said mammoth turtles...
No, because chicks can't be topless on basic cable.
I blame Bush.
Can't have that on basic cable either.
Some of you posters just post something just to be posting. It adds nothing to the dialog. It's annoying and slows and detracts from the conversation.
ΤΏΤ
My butt itches.
.
Not many people like cilantro but I do, too.
Nice in gazpacho.
The hot jalapenos will give you the lil' red a$$hole the next morning, though.
Jeffraham, the magic word is T R E B U C H E T, you know?
I don't know anyone who doesn't like cilantro.
Yes. Yes, you do.
Some of you posters just post something just to be posting. It adds nothing to the dialog. It's annoying and slows and detracts from the conversation.
ΤΏΤ
My butt itches.
I pinch.
Hi Incog--I hope you're not in a cranky mood tonight. I was enjoying the last thread--then this new one disrupted the flow, as might an alien-possessed mammoth
Incog--I can add the jalapenos.
NITROGEN.
Would'nt that just be fertilizer?
There is always "something wrong with the valve"
How did Tom Skerritt become an elite mammoth-fighter?
Good grief, was that George Takkei?
Oh my.
Dammit, something's wrong with the valve that can only be fixed by someone sacrificing their life!
Cilantro = good.
But most people I know don't like it.
[shrug]
.
I like cilantro.
Strawhat--take good tomatoes, a couple of tomatillos, onions, a dash of chili powder, chopped green chiles of your choosing, in the strength you want, and all the cilantro you want. Stuff into blender. Chunk it up and eat.
Would'nt that just be fertilizer?
The gas, you silly.
And beer? But in the meantime, can I have the recipe for the cilantro salsa? I love cilantro.
strawhat
You just put alot in!
.
Uh oh.
The unthinkable just became the thinkable.
Oh no! It shot him with its, um, trunk phaser. Or something.
The Other Sarah: Jeffraham, the magic word is T R E B U C H E T, you know?
Yep, but I didn't know right off the top of my haidbone how to spell it. But... are they really better for firing Miracle Whip-filled balloons at asshat majority leaders...?
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Did it just suck Tom Skerrit's soul?
You bastard!!
Jeffraham--that shot of Curly yesterday was my screen saver today
How did Tom Skerritt become an elite mammoth-fighter?
Thers, Mammoth Slayer | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 11:00 pm |
wisely avoiding ventilation.
A Tom Skerritt popsicle?
How did Tom Skerritt become an elite mammoth-fighter?
He learned it in Alien.
Spork--in SoCal, mostly everyone likes cilantro, but in your part of the country, your mileage may vary.
I smell sequel!
Oh no! It shot him with its, um, trunk phaser. Or something.
Eli | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 11:01 pm |
snot?
I wonder at what point Tom Skeritt started to have second thoughts about the project...
Hey Draco. I'm in a pretty good mood tonight, actually.
Oh, good. More French Resistance fighters.
A Tom Skerritt popsicle?
Yes.
gotta make way for the homo supierior
.
Okay, that was pretty fuckin' stupid.
Wow, good thing it wasn't a full-grown mammoth...
And now we'll get a sequel.
Excellent.
Eli--he'd only have second thoughts if his paychecks were discontinued.
Eth Ned?
.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The End -- OR IS IT?
Okay, that was pretty fuckin' stupid.
That's the whole point.
It was funny though.
Yes! Sequel!
I want it produced by Bruce Campbell, directed by Bruce Campbell, written by Bruce Campbell, and starring Bruce Campbell.
The End -- OR IS IT?
That's kind of a Sci-Fi monster movie trademark, actually...
And now I must do the dishes.
(straightens seam on stocking)
It was funny though.
I'll give it that.
I like how that movie tied up all the loose ends.
Jeffraham -- yep. Or even partially nuked cream cheese.
But that would, like, be evil and stuff.
Geez -
I work hard on the radio, and you guys are having a hoot with a sci-fi movie.
Hey Draco. I'm in a pretty good mood tonight, actually.
ΤΏΤ
get together.
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Hey Draco. I'm in a pretty good mood tonight, actually.
ΤΏΤ
get together.
.
Whoa--Sci-Fi Channel doesn't give a damn about end credits, does it? Do the unions know?
Now Sasquatch is REALLY stupid.
Feh.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--that shot of Curly yesterday was my screen saver today
Dang -- I really need to get my shizznit together, and burn a bunch of crap to CDs or DVDs, ASAP... under of gig of free HDD on the notebook, or I'd save more of these in large format.
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I like how that movie tied up all the loose ends.
I really thought the MIBs would turn out to be alien cops...
In the final analysis as in the cursory first glance, a mammoth is not scary (picture of mammoth with caption: "not scary"). It is a slightly larger elephant, and elephants are much-beloved, wise and friendly. Like we said you need something scary, something that hasn't been made into a charming French cartoon king. You need a bull elephant seal.
Sasquach?
Better, best ?
Or just gooder?
The End -- OR IS IT?
That's kind of a Sci-Fi monster movie trademark, actually...
Eli
Was The Blob the first to do that?
Curb Entertainment Presents
A Wilderness Production
Karen Hughes
in
S A S Q U A T C H
directed by
Watertiger
I work hard on the radio, and you guys are having a hoot with a sci-fi movie.
Dude. It's Saturday.
This is where you will always find us on Saturday. Watching terrible sci-fi movies.
Did I miss anything? Besides the mammoth?
Okay, that was pretty fuckin' stupid.
But still better than the rottweiler movie.
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hoa--Sci-Fi Channel doesn't give a damn about end credits, does it? Do the unions know?
Draco | 04.22.06 - 11:05 pm |
All the channels do that now.
Okay, that was pretty fuckin' stupid.
But still better than the rottweiler movie.
What, Man's Best Friend?
You need a bull elephant seal.
Mammoth seal.
Did I miss anything? Besides the mammoth?
"What, behind the mammoth?"
Did I miss anything? Besides the mammoth?
Isn't a mammoth good enough for you?
Sheesh!
.
But still better than the rottweiler movie.
That's not a particularly high bar.
Whoa--Sci-Fi Channel doesn't give a damn about end credits, does it? Do the unions know?
Acually, I think all the channels are into that fast forwarding the credits.
The bush era strikes again.
Please don't be snide, agave. Incog and I have both shown up here in bad moods. I regret my showings, and take some interest in Incog, who might not want it
Dude. It's Saturday.
This is where you will always find us on Saturday. Watching terrible sci-fi movies.
fourlegsgood
Even those of us without TVs.
The greatest story about an abominable snowman was a sex joke written by Harlan Ellison.
What, no one out riding around tonight?
I work hard on the radio, and you guys are having a hoot with a sci-fi movie.
Pffft. I work hard on a podcast, and I get nuthin'.
Did I miss anything? Besides the mammoth?
There was a pretty hot debate, earlier, on how to pronounce your nym.
We saw a segment of the rottweiler movie and it made SS Doomtrooper look like The Sorrow And The Pity.
There was a pretty hot debate, earlier
It's pronounced "Deh-bat-tay".
Lance Henriksen, NOOOOOOO!
What, no one out riding around tonight?
Oh yeah, I was cruising the strip earlier today. Chicks love it when you gun your engine at the stoplight.
I got Mr. Plushy TWO new alien carrots today.
Sallyh's Cilantro Salsa
take good tomatoes, a couple of tomatillos, onions, a dash of chili powder, chopped green chiles of your choosing, in the strength you want, and all the cilantro you want. Stuff into blender. Chunk it up and eat.
Mmmm, yum!! I may just eat it with a spoon, forget the chips.
Thank you, Sallyh!
I wanted to see who the soundtrack guys were for Mammoth. Guess I'll have to go to IMDb or the Sci-Fi website
I thought the musical pickpocketing was the funniest aspect of the movie
It's pronounced "Deh-bat-tay".
Eelee should know.
Pffft. I work hard on a podcast, and I get nuthin'.
Dood. These stockings aren't all that comfortable.
Dood. These stockings aren't all that comfortable.
Are you done with the dishes yet? Oh, here's my eclair plate...
Something for New Yorkers.
http://www.villagevoice.com/
nycl...i,72965,15.html
Dood. These stockings aren't all that comfortable.
Homette, don need to be playing no head games.
NTodd, I listened to the strangest podcast tonight. Now I'm going to go listen to yours.
In the final analysis as in the cursory first glance, a mammoth is not scary (picture of mammoth with caption: "not scary"). It is a slightly larger elephant, and elephants are much-beloved, wise and friendly. Like we said you need something scary, something that hasn't been made into a charming French cartoon king. You need a bull elephant seal.
kei & yuri
Riiiiiiight
I wanted to see who the soundtrack guys were for Mammoth. Guess I'll have to go to IMDb or the Sci-Fi website
Looks like John Dickson. Very impressive body of work.
Dood. These stockings aren't all that comfortable.
Here, let me help you with those.
Piotr Polak? What, was Manuel Mojado or Farouk FOtB unavailable?
These stockings aren't all that comfortable.
Try putting them on your legs.
.
Leave it to blind liberals to yak about salsa while Iran is building a nuclear arsenal to attack the United States. Bury your heads in the sand
that'll fix everything.
Now I'm going to go listen to yours.
Ack, I hope cornholier got the pronunciation right.
Mammoth original music by John Dickson.
Leave it to blind liberals to yak about salsa while Iran is building a nuclear arsenal to attack the United States.
Since they're at least 10 years away, I figure nachos are a more pressing issue.
NTodd, I listened to the strangest podcast tonight.
That is strange. And interesting.
Now I'm going to go listen to yours.
I had some software issues, so tonight's is just now uploading. But maybe you missed last week's on Beethoven's 6th and the Russian Easter Overture.
I did, BTW, use some Akhmatova tonight: I have no use for odic legions...
Looks like John Dickson. Very impressive body of work.
Classics all.
.
Leave it to blind liberals to yak about salsa while Iran is building a nuclear arsenal to attack the United States. Bury your heads in the sand
that'll fix everything.
Oh, blow it out your ass. Wingnut.
You could care less what we're talking about. You'd just come in a talk shit, no matter what the discussion.
Fuckhead.
Sci-Fi Channel doesn't give a damn about end credits, does it?
Simpson's commorated that sometime ago-- Homer wanted them to see his name, and it folded over to the side, with Kent Brockman blathering about "Which soda pop will give you cancer? We'll tell you after sports and the weather with Funny Sunny Storm!"
Kirk: I'm not a blind liberal, I'm merely nearsighted, with presbyopia as the calendar does its thing. Let's be accurate about it, shall we?
Talk to your kids about not voting Republican...
Looks like John Dickson. Very impressive body of work.
He's certainly employed a lot.
Looks like it's the Natalie Portman SNL tonight. It was pretty decent, IIRC...
Leave it to blind liberals to yak about salsa while Iran is building a nuclear arsenal to attack the United States. Bury your heads in the sand
that'll fix everything.
Leave it to an uptight fucking troll to bitch about what we're talking about on a Saturday night rather than his pissant fucktard preznit's disastrous handling of the Iranian situation. Keep your head up your ass and don't bother to ever eat food...that's fix everthing.
NTodd,
I like that one. Almost accessible.
The fire is telling Lance Henriksen to KILL.
Pffft. I work hard on a podcast, and I get nuthin'.
NTodd, Frister
I work hard at nothing but the money making thing.
And it sucks!
.
Kirk | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 11:13 pm | #
BOO! There's a terris and an illegal alien hiding under your bed!
Leave it to blind liberals to yak about salsa while Iran is building a nuclear arsenal to attack the United States. Bury your heads in the sand
that'll fix everything.
Really,
How far have they enriched the uranium?
How much does the uranium have to be enriched before they can make a bomb?
How long will that take.
How long will it be before they are able to make any kind of delivery system that can reach the United States?
When are they going to have a chance to fire a test launch across that distance to be sure their navigation systems will work?
(Lance Henriksen has only two speeds: Gravelly Voice and Kill.)
And a good evening to one and all.
Has anything alarming happened
since two hours ago?
Leave it to blind liberals to yak about salsa while Iran is building a nuclear arsenal to attack the United States
Leave it to a chickenshit scaredy cat to pass along hysterical rumors to try to get others to buy into his blind terror.
The fire is telling Lance Henriksen to KILL.
And now the mutant raccoon is going to kill him in his sleep.
I hope.
And now the mutant raccoon is going to kill him in his sleep.
I hope.
I think Lance is the Sasquatch baby.
We'll have to see if he shaves a lot.
I'm sitting here watching the Nascar race on Fox tonight and I found something a little odd.
The race is on Phoenix and Senator John McCain gave the "Gentlemen, start your engines" command.
The problem is, they typically televise video of the guest of honor performing this command but tonight they didn't.
I'm wondering if McCain was actually at the event. And if he was, why did they only provide the audio?
Has anything alarming happened
since two hours ago?
There are two new alien carrots on the loose.
Is that alarming enough?
Has anything alarming happened
since two hours ago?
Tom Skeritt was frozen solid.
.
How long will it be before they are able to make any kind of delivery system that can reach the United States?
Why the fuck would they want to nuke the US, don't they know we have a bunch of our own nukes?
Has onyone other than k&y and I seen The Sorrow and the Pity?
If you can't understand French, it's a serious chore, as it's mostly talking heads for 4 hours (make your own boner pill joke). But what's fascinating is how the various factions from occupied and post WWII France perceive themselves.
They're largely willing to forgive their former adversaries, but the friends who somehow disappointed them during the war--no mercy.
TSATP provided a memorable joke in Annie Hall--It was the default movie Woody Allen's character always wanted to see when other plans fell through. As if the movie were always on-screen somewhere.
Damn.
I was at the grocery store earlier and I forgot to get sour cream.
I can't eat nachos without sour cream.
Why the fuck would they want to nuke the US, don't they know we have a bunch of our own nukes?
They're Crazy Muslims! They all want to be martyrs!
OK, guess I should join the 21st century and get cable. Sounds like y'all have a ton of fun with the Sci Fi Network.
I'm wondering if McCain was actually at the event.
A portion of the left side of his face broke off and crashed to the studio floor.
Leave it to blind liberals to yak about salsa while Iran is building a nuclear
arsenal to attack the United States. Bury your heads in the sand
that'll fix
everything.
Kirk | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 11:13 pm | #
Don't you just love unintentional
parodies? Jeezus, this guy's fucking
great!!!!!
let's see if I remember how to comment. ok
At the Apple store they have a conversion kit for $150 that would allow me to watch teevee on the computer screen.
So, is this new? Seems like a great idea, buy a big screen and run teevee and your computer off it.
OK, guess I should join the 21st century and get cable. Sounds like y'all have a ton of fun with the Sci Fi Network.
We do! we do!!
OK, guess I should join the 21st century and get cable. Sounds like y'all have a ton of fun with the Sci Fi Network.
See if you can get a discount if you only use it on Saturdays.
They're Crazy Muslims! They all want to be martyrs!
Wouldn't you for the chance to have all of the sweet melons to eat, and virgins to screw?
Sounds like y'all have a ton of fun with the Sci Fi Network.
Roadmaster
Sometimes.
But it still reaches camp overload a little bit too often.
How long will it be before they are able to make any kind of delivery system that can reach the United States?
Why the fuck would they want to nuke the US, don't they know we have a bunch of our own nukes?
The Old Man From Scene 24
The only nuke the USA has to fear is a suitcase job in the hands of one of Bin Laden's boys. This is all about Isre-oil.
I was at the grocery store earlier and I forgot to get sour cream.
I can't eat nachos without sour cream.
The Iranians are six months from developing a bomb that will destroy all sour cream, thus rendering our nachos useless.
Leave it to blind liberals to yak about salsa while Iran is building a nuclear arsenal to attack the United States. Bury your heads in the sand
that'll fix everything.
Kirk
How can you yak about salsa with your head in the sand? On second thought, why would blind people need to bury their heads? This oughtta really scare ya...
Senate Democrats more libertarian than their GOP counterparts
Wouldn't you for the chance to have all of the sweet melons to eat, and virgins to screw?
I guess it depend on why they were virgins...
Try putting them on your legs.
D'oh! I was having such a hard time holding onto the scrubby brush!
Don't you just love unintentional
parodies? Jeezus, this guy's fucking
great!!!!!
Yeah, gotta love it when hysterical titty babies lecture us about our irresponsible actions.
alien carrots on the loose.
I keep meaning to get Miss Thing one of those.
OK, guess I should join the 21st century and get cable. Sounds like y'all have a ton of fun with the Sci Fi Network.
Except for the rottweiler movie.
.
Wouldn't you for the chance to have all of the sweet melons to eat, and virgins to screw?
I'd rather have steak and a woman who knows what she's doing.
See if you can get a discount if you only use it on Saturdays.
Eli
My problem is that I do my radio show live every other Saturday. so that makes it even tougher to hang with y'all.
FourLegsGood:
Since they're at least 10 years away, I figure nachos are a more pressing issue.
Maybe your should read the news dude. Perhaps in San Francisco they teach that there are only 1 3/5 days in a year, but I assure you that you are incorrect.
Smalfish: Interesting comment since you are the one using profanity.
Leave it to blind liberals to yak about salsa while Iran is building a nuclear
arsenal to attack the United States. Bury your heads in the sand
that'll fix
everything.
Kirk | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 11:13 pm | #
BTW -- why aren't you peeing in your
pants about Pakistan?
They're twice as bonkers as the
Iranians, and they already have nukes.
I guess it depend on why they were virgins...
You're not supposed to ask that question.
Except for the rottweiler movie.
Spork *really* has it in for that rottweiler movie. I think it spurned his advances or something.
Holy crap- why have I been sitting here eating dinner when I could have been hiding under the bed learning to speak Farsi and preparing to rebel the Persian Hordes??? What the fuck is WRONG with me?????
TSATP had this beautiful segment in it, which every dickhead who fantasizes about being a fearless Nazi hunter should see. After telling of declining an offer to visit a little revenge on a hiding former collaborator, a Gestapo victim goes on to describe how the thugs who led the public humiliation or lynching mobs, for both Nazis and liberators, looked an awful lot to him like the same individuals.
I guess it depend on why they were virgins...
they made a promise to their daddies?
$ legs--Thanks for naming the composer for Mammoth. I'd have found it eventually. I like postmodernists with a sense of humor. Serious postmodernists tend to depress.
BTW -- why aren't you peeing in your
pants about Pakistan?
They're twice as bonkers as the
Iranians, and they already have nukes.
They only pee their pants on command, steve.
Maybe your should read the news dude.
Kirk you ignorant slut, that's 16 days after they get 50,000 centrifuges. Right now they have 164.
Maybe you should learn to read, period.
4 legs--sorry
A portion of the left side of his face broke off and crashed to the studio floor.
Constant Comment >>>>>>>>> monitor
Maybe your should read the news dude.
Maybe you should put on you Critical Thinking Cap before buying into discredited headlines designed to make you quake in terror, void your bowels and piss on your mother's shoes, fucktard.
Dang it - that last anonymous comment was me. steve regrets my error.
Leave it to blind liberals to yak about salsa while Iran is building a nuclear arsenal to attack the United States
Leave it to an idiot troll to distract from the conversation about watertiger's stockings.
Bloomberg News
Rademaker said the technology to enrich uranium to a low level could also be used to make weapons-grade uranium, saying that it would take a little over 13 years to produce enough highly enriched uranium for a nuclear weapon with the 164 centrifuges currently in use.
Get more scared, NOW.
they made a promise to their daddies?
I don't think there'll be enough of them to go around.
Who are still virgins, that is.
Spork *really* has it in for that rottweiler movie. I think it spurned his advances or something.
It's the only Sat. night Sci-Fi movie I ever just plain turned off.
And with that I bid y'all bon nuit.
.
hey bats, checkin' in!
They only pee their pants on command, steve.
Eli | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 11:24 pm | #
Very perceptive, grasshopper!
the conversation about watertiger's stockings. -Thers
This is why I can never catch up on these running threads.
*scrolls upward furiously*
Cilantro = good.
But most people I know don't like it.
I love cilantro - particularly mixed with beans & corn & salsa.
But I only have basic cable, so I'm missing the Mammoth movie.
They only pee their pants on command, steve.
Eli
101st Fighting Keyboarders, Pavlov Division
Interesting comment since you are the one using profanity.
Oh good. Go fuck yourself, testiclemunch.
Maybe your should read the news dude
I just read that article. Maybe you should work on your reading comprehension, child.
hi to you too, vicki
Get more scared, NOW.
I thought we were s'posed to get more scarederer.
Iran Could Produce Nuclear Bomb in 16 Days, U.S. Says !!!!!
Eeeek-a-mouse!
A new book has washed ashore - I shall clean it, iron the pages, and post it's cover shortly.
It was written, apparently, by someone here.
Oops! I crapped my pants.
Well, I'm so late that it may not matter, but Happy Birthday, Thers.
Geezer:
How long will it be before they are able to make any kind of delivery system that can reach the United States?
It's called a boat and they already have them. Iran's navy is a threat to our national security and is reason enough to launch a preemptive assault against them. Until Iran disbands its navy, airforce and commercial airliners they remain a threat to the United States and world peace in general.
The Iranians are six months from developing a bomb that will destroy all sour cream, thus rendering our nachos useless.
NTodd, Frister | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 11:21 pm
No--Iranian nukes will turn all our sweet cream sour. And, yes, I am a trained nuclear physicist.
its.
I'm sorry, EvenKeel posted the message in my stead. I shall whip him with his favorite whip.
Eeeek-a-mouse!
Oh shit, the MICE HAVE NUKES? We are so fucked.
Odd that Iran maybe getting the biomb is scary, but Iraqis actually blowing up Americans with explosives we let them get control of, is "last throes if you will." The logic escapes me.
Get more scared, NOW.
smalfish, discourser
Whadya mean "now"? That article is from April 12th when Condi's bitch Stephen Rademaker was doing the State Deparment solo in "Drumbeat to War, Part Deux"
Wow. Iran could develop an atom bomb. You could walk in front of a car tomorrow. You might die tonight from a scary dream in your sleep. Or you could just take a chill pill. With some salsa.
But I only have basic cable, so I'm missing the Mammoth movie.
Seeing the Maher rerun... this IWF bint in the Michael Jackson red leather jacket is just a jerk. Yeah, go tell Zinni what's what with the military, jackass.
Is Simels here?
Iran Could Produce Nuclear Bomb in 16 Days, U.S. Says !!!!!
Yeah, and my cousin could give birth to a baby just weeks after getting knocked up again.
Iranian nukes will turn all our sweet cream sour. And, yes, I am a trained nuclear physicist.
I don't believe in physicists. Stop oppressing me and my religion.
Kirk, you'd be better off worrying about me. I'm an old weapons designer, and I've got a death ray I'm putting into orbit next week.
It's called a boat and they already have them. Iran's navy is a threat to our national security and is reason enough to launch a preemptive assault against them. Until Iran disbands its navy, airforce and commercial airliners they remain a threat to the United States and world peace in general
Man, when did this country get filled with such cowards?
Until Iran disbands its navy, airforce and commercial airliners they remain a threat to the United States and world peace in general.
Attempted parody. That's a 15 yard penalty and a loss of down.
i'm living in a silent dream
.
A Festus was here late last night being incomprehensibly stoopid (apparently if we disagree with W we're now in bed with Uncle Joe), but at some point I suspect his even less mature teenage brother started posting in his name. Sounded a lot like the current moran.
No--Iranian nukes will turn all our sweet cream sour. And, yes, I am a trained nuclear physicist.
Draco
Hey, ya gotta have something to put on those melons.
And those virgins, for that matter.
Iran could have a bomb, possibly, in the future or something!
The salsa is in its last throes.
Iran's navy is a threat to our national security and is reason enough to launch a preemptive assault against them
The Iranians are six months from developing a bomb that will destroy all sour cream, thus rendering our nachos useless.
There is nothing to fear, except fear itself....or Nachos without salsa and cilantro.
In honor of Hecate's Beltane post, I bring you three springtime photos of Gnashvegas... well, all within yards-blocks of my condo, actually.
.
Man, when did this country get filled with such cowards?
FDR- All we have to fear is fear itself.
Bush- All we have is fear.
It's called a boat and they already have them.
Kirk
Stay away from the water.
It's called a boat and they already have them. Iran's navy is a threat to our
national security and is reason enough to launch a preemptive assault against
them. Until Iran disbands its navy, airforce and commercial airliners they remain
a threat to the United States and world peace in general.
Kirk | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 11:29 pm | #
I repeat -- why aren't you freaking
out about Pakistan? They're crazy,
they hate us, and they already have
nukes.
Right this minute.
Is Simels here?
The young Lee Meredith | 04.22.06 - 11:30 pm |
Haven't seen him in a while (although we just got back from a two day hiatus ourselves). You aren't the first to ask after him.
Until Iran disbands its navy, airforce and commercial airliners they remain a threat to the United States and world peace in general.
Say goodnight, Gracie.
Until Iran disbands its navy,
Almost as effective as the Swiss Navy.
Iran has a navy?
Iran's navy is a threat to our national security and is reason enough to launch a preemptive assault against them
USS Vincennes
Iran Air Flight 655
Iran Could Produce Nuclear Bomb in 16 Days, U.S. Says !!!!!
IIRC, the preamble to that statement was "After another 10 years or so of unchecked research and experimentation,..."
JP, Squirrels of mass nut destruction!
It's called a boat and they already have them.
__________
psst, I have one too
I've not yet turned off the Sci-Fi Channel. They're dredging up the rumor that menstruating women attract killer bears. Or turn previously normal bears into killers.
It's called a boat and they already have them.
Oh, that's too funny. I'm soooo scared. Boats! Eeeeek!
It's called a nuclear submarine, and we all ready have them.
Until Iran disbands its navy,
And the Natural Guard.
(points to anyone who recognizes
the reference)
Mommy Iran is lookin' at me funny!
/Kirk, WATB.
It's called a boat and they already have them.
Kirk
You are right, Jim! We need to nuke them now or we'll be fighting them in the kiddie pool!
Steve:
BTW -- why aren't you peeing in your pants about Pakistan?
Pakistan is our ally and we do not need to fear them. They allow us to bomb them as we see fit and they are grateful that we are protecting them from themselves.
LittlePig: Perhaps you have a learning disability. The article clearly states:
Iran Could Produce Nuclear Bomb in 16 Days
It would be irresponsible journalism if they put a headline like that and Iran wasn't able to deliver in 16 days. Perhaps the BBC would be that irresponsible, but not Bloomberg.
oh yeah, there's steve. we are completely useless. except to pass along that keira knightly isn't having enough sex.
Why do the San Diego Padres have little worms on their uniforms?
Until Iran disbands its navy, airforce and commercial airliners they remain
a threat to the United States and world peace in general.
Wait - you mean the electric barrier they put in the Illinois River to stop the Giant Asian Carp WON'T stop the Iraqi Navy?
Oh, Woe is Peoria!
And the Natural Guard.
Principal Poop!
Jeffraham,
Lovely flowers!
Kirk:
Pakistan?
Helloooo......
What, the Iranians still have airliners? Clearly we are still mired in pre-IX/XI thinking.
Mooooommmm! The Iranian kid peed in the pool again!
Kirk, so you yourself did not actually read the whole article did you.
Iran's nukes
http://tinyurl.com/qwek6
Now I'm getting confused--perhaps menstruating women attract the Iranian navy
It would be irresponsible journalism if they put a headline like that
IRRESPONSIBLE? JOURNALISM?
NEVER!
Ah. Kirk is a bad parody.
I regret engaging the little twit.
Sorry.
Iranians could be peeing in our swimming pools as part of an extremely low-budget biowarfare campaign.
Pakistan is our ally and we do not need to fear them.
Of course we don't need to fear the instability and extremism that could topple said "ally".
It would be irresponsible journalism if they put a headline like that and Iran wasn't able to deliver in 16 days.
Wow, the Aura of Stupidity that Kirk emits is blinding.
Why do the San Diego Padres have little worms on their uniforms?
In honor of the passing of the Dewey Decimal Worm.
The Pakistani Navy is most fearsome.
Yeah, now we remember seeing Kirk earlier. That's the thing about bad parodies; since they suck, they're not very memorable.
Oy gevalt -- FOUR HORSEMAN OF
THE APOCALYPSE on Turner Classic
Movies right now.
Lordy, Yvette Mimieux was gorgeous.
I see "Kirk" and immediately think "Cameron."
That should be enough, really.
BTW, not that there's any point, but MyDD dismantled the 16 days canard over a week ago, for anyone interested.
Wait - you mean the electric barrier they put in the Illinois River to stop the Giant Asian Carp WON'T stop the Iraqi Navy?
I'm waaaay more worried about the Asian Carp. Do you know that they jump out of the river and hit fisheries biologist on the head!?
Thatsa some fish.
Is Simels here?
The young Lee Meredith
Simels can't come to the phone right now.
Mommy Iran is lookin' at me funny!
Don't make me come up there.
The Pakistani Navy is most fearsome.
I'm more concerned about their Boy Scouts. Those guys can tie 18 different kinds of knots!
Perhaps you have a learning disability. The article clearly states:
Rademaker said the technology to enrich uranium to a low level could also be used to make weapons-grade uranium, saying that it would take a little over 13 years to produce enough highly enriched uranium for a nuclear weapon with the 164 centrifuges currently in use. The process involves placing uranium hexafluoride gas in a series of rotating drums or cylinders known as centrifuges that run at high speeds to extract weapons grade uranium.
Do you leave your brain out when you go to read things?
Lordy, Yvette Mimieux was gorgeous.
Play it as it Lays?
Let's get back to the discussion of Watertigers stockings and if she should slide them down her legs or not.
Do you know that they jump out of the river and hit fisheries biologist on the head!?
Don't even get me started on the snakeheads.
I see "Kirk" and immediately think "Cameron."
It's not widely known, but Kirk Cameron was the first male to attend a Purity Ball with his papa. True story.
Pakistan is our ally and we do not need to fear them.
"Iran is our good ally" - US, 1978.
"Iraq ia our friend" - Rumsfeld et al, 1984
"Japan and Germany are our sworn enemies" - US, 1941-45.
By the time Iran has the bomb, we may or may not be friends with them. Or Pakistan. Or any other country on the planet, for that matter.
Iranians could be peeing in our swimming pools as part of an extremely low-budget biowarfare campaign.
So would that move the terror warning level to yellow?
Now I'm getting confused--perhaps menstruating women attract the Iranian navy
Hmmm...we just had a long conversation on feministe about tampons and oral sex. Do we have to talk about periods again?
Ah. Kirk is a bad parody.
I regret engaging the little twit.
Sorry.
steve simels
Millions of bad parodies like that are good for America. Carry on, Kirk!
Sorry, Doug. Kirk Cameron spoiled the mood.
All: I cannot believe that you all sit at your little Ikea tables, sipping your lattes, having a good time insulting me while the greatest threat to this nation since Iraq is still out there planning its means of attack. You people are a disgrace to this country.
I see "Kirk" and immediately think "Cameron."
Where's Alan Thicke when you need him...
give it up Kirk, you're not funny.
Do you leave your brain out when you go to read things?
I guess it helps when they decide that Sean Hannity won the pulitzer peace prize for journamalism.
Iranians could be peeing in our swimming pools as part of an extremely
low-budget biowarfare campaign.
kei & yuri | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 11:37 pm | #
Speaking of which -- is anybody here
old enough to remember Palisades
Amusement Park, in Fort Lee NJ?
Subject of a Chuck Barris-written
song by Freddy Cannon?
One of its many claims to fame was
"the world's largest outdoor salt-water
pool."
Rumor had it that various minority
groups used to go there deliberately
to pee in it.
Ah, those fabulous 60s!!!
except to pass along that keira knightly isn't having enough sex.
Wait - that says her *dad* says she didn't get to have enough sex! Damn- where were all the Impurity Balls when I was a kid?
I useta wear stockings, back when I was a little strawhat and the junior high dress code said we had to wear dresses and pantyhose hadn't been invented yet. Boy, stockings were a pain in the neck, and garters were even more of a pain in the neck. Yeah, some guys think they're sexy but that's only because they never had to wear the damn things. Obviously stockings and garters (and pantyhose) were invented by the same misogynistic git who invented high heels.
Now get offa my lawn.
Iranians could be peeing in our swimming pools as part of an extremely low-budget biowarfare campaign.
So would that move the terror warning level to yellow?
Kirk, you know what would be funny is if you did Cameron. Otherwise .. it's not working out.
give it up Kirk, you're not funny.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Tough crowd! I'm booking Don Rickles next.
I cannot believe that you all sit at your little Ikea tables, sipping your lattes...
I'm drinking caffeine-free Pepsi at a cheap-assed desk I bought from a friend a decade ago. And you're a shitty parody, so stop and leave it to the pros like Merkin.
Kirk's blogger profile...
http://www.blogger.com/profile/11579450
Kirk
Age: 47
Gender: male
Astrological Sign: Cancer
Zodiac Year: Dog
About Me
Just an average Christian man trying to wipe off the filth of liberal society.
Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to? Just shoot the damn bird and eat the thing. What a stupid question.
Interests: Old Testament and Revelations
Favorite Movies: The Passion of The Christ Gymkata Left Behind
Favorite Music: Prussian Blue
Favorite Books: The Bible The Catcher in the Rye
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Can you say parody? Sounds like another annieangel/shoelimpy identity.
Well, If Kirk isn't a parody then we've met another future fuckwitted presidential candidate. I think the low-bar definition of really stupid is evinced in W. Kirk aspires to that level of unawareness and tunnel vision.
from Kirk's blog,
Yes, 1974. The year the catalytic converter was introduced in the United States.
How long did it take for this device to be required on every car manufactured in this country? Not long. What does the device do?
"It cleans the air."
WRONG!
Have you ever bothered to take apart the catalytic converter on your car? I have. Do you know what is inside? NOTHING! There is just some metal honeycomb inside that restricts the flow of exhaust gases. Why would the "government" require this device then?
And this bozo is lecturing us on Nuclear issues?
and garters were even more of a pain in the neck.
When garters are a pain in the neck, that's got to be wardrobe malfunction.
There is just some metal honeycomb inside that restricts the flow of exhaust gases.
Got to be a parody. Stupid Kirk! Be More Funny!
Where's Alan Thicke when you need him...
Kirk's plenty thicke all by his lonesome.
except to pass along that keira knightly isn't having enough sex.
I, uh...need to go walk the dog in the rain.
Can you say parody? Sounds like another annieangel/shoelimpy identity.
I don't get why they come here.
Why is trolling amusing for them? What do they get out of it?
It sure seems that Kirk missed the chemistry class on catalytic agents.
Probably slept through the health class on procreation, too.
Even though they are probobly uncomfortable to wear, I miss garters and stockings. Not wearing them, but sliding a hand up those kinky devices.
(Ooo, Sasquatchvision!)
Giant alien islamofascist wolverines
with Restless Leg Syndrome
are eating elderly Christians in
Kansas.
Prove me wrong!!!!
Why is trolling amusing for them? What do they get out of it?
They get FoxNews store credit. Only 10,000 points and you can get a Hannity leather jacket!
Giant alien islamofascist wolverines
with Restless Leg Syndrome
are eating elderly Christians in
Kansas.
Prove me wrong!!!!
Can you *prove* it didn't happen?
Favorite Music: Prussian Blue
Racist pig is more likely.
Giant alien islamofascist wolverines
with Restless Leg Syndrome
are eating elderly Christians in
Kansas.
Are they on Ambien?
Giant alien islamofascist wolverines
with Restless Leg Syndrome
are eating elderly Christians in
Kansas.
Prove me wrong!!!!
Parnoid fundie jackass | 04.22.06 - 11:47 pm | #
Joke all you want, but this is actually happening.
They get FoxNews store credit. Only 10,000 points and you can get a Hannity leather jacket!
How do you get the Hannity stench out of it?
I know Restless Leg Syndrome probably isn't that funny for the people who have it, but everytime I hear that name I just crack up.
Sorry!
I was listening to one of the candidates for "Official Song of the Fever Swamps" earlier - you may recall Hate by Fiction Plane:
Were cool were different
And we hate things
Yeah we hate things
We hate people
Take a stand and we will cut you down
Be yourself and well call you a liar
Be somebody else and well set you on fire
Keep yourself to yourself and we dont care if you die yeah
Favorite Music: Prussian Blue
Racist pig is more likely.
There's a difference?
Only 10,000 points and you can get a Hannity leather jacket!
NTodd, Frister
Imported from China. Made from panda hides - because EVERTYHING is black and white in FoxWorld.
I've released Simels. Next!
I'm still pretty mystified by unfunny parody trolls. Oh well, as long as they amuse themselves, I suppose...
You garter-on-the-neck people are taking advantage of Thers being sidelined by his birthday, it looks like. NO FLIRTING! What, you think it's Saturday night?
Giant alien islamofascist wolverines
with Restless Leg Syndrome
are eating elderly Christians in
Kansas.
Are they on Ambien?
Oh, that's funny.
Surely, though, they would wake up if they were being eaten by wolverines. Ambien isn't THAT powerful.
I know Restless Leg Syndrome probably isn't that funny for the people who have it, but everytime I hear that name I just crack up.
If you have restless leg syndrome for more than four hours, seek medical attention.
Thers being sidelined by his birthday
If Thers doesn't object to this question. How old is the lout today?
Roadmaster: Nice try at deflecting the issue, but Iran is not going away and neither am I. Like those that laughed at Paul Revere when he warned of the British advance, you too will be sorry you didn't heed my warning.
If Thers doesn't object to this question. How old is the lout today?
37. Thers, NTodd and I all turn 37 this year.
If you have restless leg syndrome for more than four hours,
That's restless third leg.
Have you ever bothered to take apart the catalytic converter on your car? I have. Do you know what is inside? NOTHING! There is just some metal honeycomb inside that restricts the flow of exhaust gases. Why would the "government" require this device then?
Ho Li Fuk, this guy's hat aint tinfoil, it's fucking tin armor plate!
And just for the hell of it, the restriction is only about than 10%, and since the CC is a "wide spot in the road" in the exhaust system, the effective restriction is nada. As in zero point nothing. Dumbass.
If you have restless leg syndrome for more than four hours,
That's restless third leg.
3 legs good.
I've released Simels. Next!
Rebecca Romaijn
I'll be right there, just as soon as Keira lets me go...
37...Key-rhiste....
I am almost a decade older than you guys this year...
You garter-on-the-neck people are taking advantage of Thers being sidelined by his birthday, it looks like. NO FLIRTING! What, you think it's Saturday night?
I'm here! Gareter talk is not flirting. It is legitimate anthropological research.
Surely, though, they would wake up if they were being eaten by wolverines.
If it were Hugh Jackman I'm pretty sure more than a few moonbats would pretend to be asleep.
you too will be sorry you didn't heed my warning.
I'm only sorry I don't have my virtual shotgun handy.
I've released Simels. Next!
Rebecca Romaijn | 04.22.06 - 11:49 pm | #
But not too soon, babe.
Thanks!!!!
Even though they are probobly uncomfortable to wear, I miss garters and stockings. Not wearing them, but sliding a hand up those kinky devices.
Every once in a while I get an urge to wear high heals. It's a great idea for about 5 minutes, and then they hurt my feet.
I like stockings.
Perhaps the BBC would be that irresponsible, but not Bloomberg.
Kirk
It is to laugh.
It has nothing to do with journalistic responsibility - it has to do with understanding that headlines are not complete stories - the rest of that article says 15 days "after they get 50,000 centrifuges" (quite a while away).
I'm not faulting Bloomberg for writing it, I'm faulting you for not reading past the headline.
Oh yeah - Happy Birthday Thers, you magnificent bastard!
Fuck off Butler.
Didn't see much blogplay of this WaPo story yesterday:
http://tinyurl.com/pxutk
So why are just the legs restless? What about the arms? Makes no sense.
I think RLS is goofy.
Kerry gave a great speech today, for those who may have missed it. My favorite of many terrific lines:
The true pessimists are those who do not understand that fidelity to our principles is as critical to national security as our military power itself.
I came to consciousness during the Cold War, the Civil Rights Movement, then Vietnam. This has always been the crux of the matter for me.
.
Kirk, you went away long ago, way far away. Afraid of Iran? You're making a fool pf yourself. How could you be afraid of anything with Commander Codpiece and Dead-Eye Dick at the helm? They'll take care of us just like they did during Viet Nam. Fucking cowards. The wjole quivering, bedwetting lot of you. Cowards.
But not too soon, babe.
Thanks!!!!
It was my extreme pleasure! Next week, same time?
Over at FDL they're talking about just how low W's JARs can go. They're thinking lower than Nixon. One guy says it'll get to 17% and they won't even mention his name at the 2008 GOP convention.
Mmm mmm mmm.
Have you ever bothered to take apart the catalytic converter on your car?
And this pipe's no good-- it's all full of wires!
Every once in a while I get an urge to wear high heals. It's a great idea for about 5 minutes, and then they hurt my feet.
Me too.
-Dick Cheney.
Every once in a while I get an urge to wear high heals. It's a great idea for about 5 minutes, and then they hurt my feet.
Me too.
-Dick Cheney.
I am almost a decade older than you guys this year...
Yeah, but when I'm 97, you'll only be 107, and that's not much of a difference at that point.
37. Thers, NTodd and I all turn 37 this year.
Youngsters.
Get offa my lawn!
Over at FDL they're talking about just how low W's JARs can go. They're thinking lower than Nixon. One guy says it'll get to 17% and they won't even mention his name at the 2008 GOP convention.
I certainly do like the idea of him just passing the time after his presidency ends, alone and friendless and muttering to himself.
They get FoxNews store credit. Only 10,000 points and you can get a Hannity leather jacket!
Who the fuck wants a leather jacket with a yellow stripe down the back?
37. Thers, NTodd and I all turn 37 this year.
Indeed. We all got our first real 6-strings in the summer of '69.
I am almost a decade older than you guys this year...
Vicki
No almost about it for me (after next Sunday, anyway).
Thers -- it's your birthday?
If so....
Many happy returns!!!!!
They've even lost Tena's plumbers.
I still figure they can't go lower than 27%.
The true pessimists are those who do not understand that fidelity to our principles is as critical to national security as our military power itself.
That's fine for most of us but to many Americans, it's gibberish. He should have won overwhelmingly back in 04 and this is why he didn't. He should have talked in plain talk the average deeply dumb American understands.
Thers, NTodd and I all turn 37 this year.
Damn kids. Get offa my lawn!
I think the fella will pour himself into a bottle after he moves back to Crawford and we'll never see him again. That'd be okay.
Thers!
Happy birearthday!
And this pipe's no good-- it's all full of wires!
curly howard
"A fine place for wires. Pull 'em out so we can use the pipe." - Moe
Like those that laughed at Paul Revere when he warned of the British advance
One if by land, two if by sea?
OK - I volunteer to put up the lanterns. Now we're safe!
ΤΏΤ -
You do make an excellent point.
Fall Out Boy on SNL coming up.
Are they any good?
They've even lost Tena's plumbers.
I still figure they can't go lower than 27%.
His Strong Approval rating was at 20%, so I figure that's his die-hard, reality-impervious floor. Like Kirk, or the people Kirk apparently thinks he's "parodying".
Thers, eight minutes of Happy Birthday left. Hope it ws a good one. And it seems to me, at least in my personal experience, that flirting is also anthropological research. Results are not scientific, though.
I'm really sick of Kerry. I wish he would just shut up already. It's like rubbing salt in the wound at this point.
I think The Decider will be in the 20s this year.
Happy birfday, Thers.
And I'm not even gonna dignify the younguns celebrating birthdays with a comment other than the fact that I coulda babysat for them. And they probably woulda put runners in my stockings.
I mean it, get offa my lawn.
See, like here is an example of Kirk Cameron being funny by way of Disgruntled Chemist.
I glanced at kirk's blog and the "catalytic converter article" jumped out at me. I'm sure a detailed critical reading of his blog, would find dozens more. That is, if you had the stomach to do this. I'll leave this to the professorial people here. They are least are used to grading ignorant writing.
One if by land, two if by sea?
One if by scary brown person, two if by scary brown person.
Fall Out Boy on SNL coming up.
Are they any good?
My recollection is no, or possibly fuck no.
Is Simels here?
Can't believe I never saw Thoroughly Modern Millie. What planet have I been on?
Like those that laughed at Paul Revere
And for a free beer, name the other two guys who rode with him (no googling!).
It was my extreme pleasure! Next week, same time?
Rebecca Romaijn | 04.22.06 - 11:54 pm | #
Ahh....would that this were real.
I still figure they can't go lower than 27%.
hmmm...my bet is 25% by mid-August. We should start a betting pool.
Like those that laughed at Paul Revere when he warned of the British advance, you too will be sorry you didn't heed my warning.
Kirk
Listen my children
and you will hear
of the midnight bedwetting
of Kirk Revere
I think Fall Out Boy is the official band of the WB, if that helps.
Is Simels here?
I certainly do like the idea of him just passing the time after his presidency ends, alone and friendless and muttering to himself.
I thinking of taking up a pool on how long it will take, before he's found in a seedy bar bathroom overdosed on some drug.
Thers---happy birthday. You don't look a day over 75, and I'm sure you don't feel it, either
Oooh, I useta know -- but I do know that one of them got where they were going, and Paul didn't get all the way there. But he did get to John Hancock's place, which I toured a few years back, and the nice docent wore her colonial-era costume with style and grace.
hmmm...my bet is 25% by mid-August. We should start a betting pool.
Of course, the really important number is the *Republican* approval rating. Especially among their own constituents (as opposed to "everyone else's congresscritter sucks, but *mine* is okay").
And for a free beer, name the other two guys who rode with him
Sheesh, that's easy.
Moe and Curly.
/kirk
So, Kirk...
Tell me all about the permanence of alliances in the current political environment.
Eastern Europe? Former Soviet Republics? Southeast Asia? No borders or governments are pernament.
Go back to history class, boy. Learn something next week.
Thank you all for your well-wishes. The folks here are really just the best. Honestly.
Without going to his website, Kirk's probably a fan of Michael Weiner. He has some little Paul Revere club schtick on his website.
I thinking of taking up a pool on how long it will take, before he's found in a seedy bar bathroom overdosed on some drug.
I think the disappearing-into-a-bottle scenario seems the most likely.
Doug--I'm not used to grading ignorant writing so much as I am accustomed to grading innumerate problem sets.
I think Fall Out Boy is the official band of the WB, if that helps.
JeffCO | 04.23.06 - 12:00 am |
We thought that was Mammy Gollywog Yassah Oh Yays Yays Most Definitely Michigan J Frog.
Is Simels here?
Judy Davis | 04.23.06 - 12:00 am | #
I don't know who actually posted
this --
but bless you.
So... aren't LED flashlights da bomb? That's what I'm using to illuminate the keyboard, tonight. I got it as a swag piece at some tech thang I did for one of my former tech employers. Still goin' strong on the original 2xAA batteries. Dang.
.
Giant alien islamofascist wolverines...
I wanna see the Islamofascists and the Jeezonazis in a cage match.
I think the disappearing-into-a-bottle scenario seems the most likely.
Nope. Once his work is done here, his alien parents will finally call the Squire of Gothos home.
You don't look a day over 75, and I'm sure you don't feel it, either
Hee hee. Having kids turns you gray in a hurry...
Jeffraham--how're you and Curly tonight? I loves me my boys.
37. Thers, NTodd and I all turn 37 this year
Puppies....
Like those that laughed at Paul Revere
And for a free beer, name the other two guys who rode with him
Hamilton Beach and Proctor Silex.
Elmer: You have proven what an idiot you are when it comes to internal combustion engines. I gained 20 horse by removing the cad and muffler off my Expedition. Nothing you say will change the fact that the catalytic converter is nothing more than the government's attempt to emasculate those of us that still have a set big enough to ensure America's place in the world. I'm not big on preaching, but you go ahead and keep spreading your lies and enjoy the flames as they lick your feet when Christ condemns you to an eternity in the deepest pit of despair for your rant against America.
I wanna see the Islamofascists and the Jeezonazis in a cage match.
Oh good dog. Don't you see, that's where we're heading.
Only, the cage is the entire world.
I do not assess horrible writing less'n I'm paid, or Althouse really pisses me off.
I'm out, my bats! Up early and to the airport for a trip to a convention where my little department will pick up awards and probably drink a lot. No internet access until later in the week, so everybody be good, or be bad, whichever, and think of Fitz. But don't let him do anything until I get back, okay now?
Didn't see much blogplay of this WaPo story yesterday:
I'm surprised (pleasantly) that a major newspaper would publish a story about someone turning from fundamentalist to agnostic by researching the Bible...
Once he was a seminarian and graduate of the Moody Bible Institute, a pillar of conservative Christianity. Its doctrine states that the Bible "is a divine revelation, the original autographs of which were verbally inspired by the Holy Spirit."
But after three decades of research into that divine revelation, Ehrman became an agnostic. What he found in the ancient papyri of the scriptorium was not the greatest story ever told, but the crumbling dust of his own faith.
"Sometimes Christian apologists say there are only three options to who Jesus was: a liar, a lunatic or the Lord," he tells a packed auditorium here at the University of North Carolina, where he chairs the department of religious studies. "But there could be a fourth option -- legend."
Ehrman's latest book, "Misquoting Jesus: The Story Behind Who Changed the Bible and Why," has become one of the unlikeliest bestsellers of the year. A slender book of textual criticism, currently at No. 16 on the New York Times bestseller list, it casts doubt on any number of New Testament episodes that most Christians take as, well, gospel.
Like those that laughed at Paul Revere
And for a free beer, name the other two guys who rode with him
Wasn't Mark Lindsey one of them?
I think poor Kirk is a smart young kid in a red state (Alabama) who has found a way to act out anonymously and stay out of trouble. I think he will vote Democratic when he's old enough. Encourage and humor him. Just my humble opinion.
I'm not big on preaching, but you go ahead and keep spreading your lies and enjoy the flames as they lick your feet when Christ condemns you to an eternity in the deepest pit of despair for your rant against America.
Kirk
Jesus will condemn you to hell for not cutting off your catalytic converter?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess Kirk is not a Unitarian Universalist.
Now waitta dang minute - wasn't Judy Davis in love with Stalin in Children of the Revolution? And didn't the Violent Femmes cover the original by glammers T. Rex?
Well that clinches it - lefties are a bunch of violent cross-dressing dinosaurs in bed with Uncle Joe. It's all so fucking clear now!!!
You take your catalytic converters and ROAST IN HELL! Because I have ENORMOUS TESTICLES!
Yep.
keep spreading your lies and enjoy the flames as they lick your feet when Christ condemns you to an eternity
When I read the rantings of trolls these days, I get visions of the Uri from stargate sg1.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--how're you and Curly tonight? I loves me my boys.
We love you, too. Of course, being at the WGOWC tonight, I can only imagine that Curly's fast asleep on the back of the sofa, waiting for my return. Me? I'm about the same as usual. In an hour or so, I should be able to return to the condo for indoor blogging.
.
Of course, the really important number is the *Republican* approval rating. Especially among their own constituents (as opposed to "everyone else's congresscritter sucks, but *mine* is okay").
Yes, although intensity is also important. If enough of us vote, and enough of them stay home....
(slow smile)
We aren't nearly in the position of the Republicans in 1994, but we'll gain some seats.
I think poor Kirk is a smart young kid in a red state (Alabama) who has found a way to act out anonymously and stay out of trouble. I think he will vote Democratic when he's old enough. Encourage and humor him. Just my humble opinion.
I think he's either a blithering idiot or a parodist with zero comedic talent.
Richard, we saw him interviewed on tv but I can't remember what show/network.
Me, it was all over by 2nd grade.
Awwhh...shit. It's no longer Thers' birthday. What are we going to celebrate?
I gained 20 horse by removing the cad and muffler off my Expedition. Nothing you say will change the fact that the catalytic converter is nothing more than the government's attempt to emasculate those of us that still have a set big enough to ensure America's place in the world.
Now that was almost kinda funny.
oh oh
Kirk did an illegal act. Messing with emissions equipment is a BIG no-no.
So, law-and-order boy, ready for your perp walk / frog march?
I think the best way to win the war on terror is to put Bushy, Cheney, Rummie & Condi in the Hague.
What are we going to celebrate?
The fact that it is now 6 days until MY birthday?
I think the disappearing-into-a-bottle scenario seems the most likely.
Eli
But first he'll disappear into a compound--and not at Crawford, either--and we'll hear nothing until one day "after a brief illness..." and then the bullshit eulegies and the funeral procession on C-Span. The major nets probably won't even bother with it.
37. Thers, NTodd and I all turn 37 this year
The woman asleep beside me now is 37. A very very good vintage (in a manly heterosexual way of course).
think poor Kirk is a smart young kid in a red state (Alabama) who has found a way to act out anonymously and stay out of trouble
What, it's not Thiers having birthday fun? Or one of The Seven Faces of steve simels?
Okay, Old Man!
Yay! It is almost only 6 days to your birfday!
Yay!
You take your catalytic converters and ROAST IN HELL! Because I have ENORMOUS TESTICLES!
At least, functional ones...(e.g. Sean Patrick)
Ehrman's latest book, "Misquoting Jesus: The Story Behind Who Changed the Bible and Why," has become one of the unlikeliest bestsellers of the year. A slender book of textual criticism, currently at No. 16 on the New York Times bestseller list, it casts doubt on any number of New Testament episodes that most Christians take as, well, gospel.
Richard
The fundies are destroying their religion but they're too stoopid to realize it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess Kirk is not a Unitarian Universalist.
Yep. I'm a UU born and raised. We even had a kids song: "I'm a Un-it-tari-i-an..."
I do not assess horrible writing less'n I'm paid, or Althouse really pisses me off.
(walks away, whistling)
I'm sick of the naysaying, the constant negativity, the childish instant-gratification moaning we give into whenever those who have dedicated their lives to the political arena don't give us exactly what we want, and not fast enough.
keep spreading your lies and enjoy the flames as they lick your feet when Christ condemns you to an eternity
I'm pretty sure I read that in Revelations...
Yes, although intensity is also important. If enough of us vote, and enough of them stay home....
Yep, this is the one glimmer of hope that I have.
The Dems don't have to make the Republicans *like* them, just make them indifferent enough to them to stay home.
The woman asleep beside me now is 37. A very very good vintage (in a manly heterosexual way of course).
spinoza
That was beautiful.
So far, you and JeffCo win the kind/manly man things to say about women in 2006.
Awwhh...shit. It's no longer Thers' birthday. What are we going to celebrate?
Vicki
Pacific time darling. Three more hours to partay.
The fact that it is now 6 days until MY birthday?
The Old Man From Scene 24
Nope. That it is 7 days to mine (or will be an hour here in CDT).
You can have LittlePigNalia Eve.
At least, functional ones...(e.g. Sean Patrick)
Sean Patrick for President!
But first he'll disappear into a compound
There isn't a vat of Compound W large enough to remove that wart.
Typical wingnut. Cutt off the CC and Muffler, so they can be Nascar dads and destroy the environment all at the same time.
Like those that laughed at Paul Revere
And for a free beer, name the other two guys who rode with him
Wasn't Mark Lindsey one of them?
Roadmaster | 04.23.06 - 12:06 am | #
Don't get me started on what a great
band they were.
Even those of you inclined to cut
me some slack on my idiot musical
obsessions would bail if I went
into my rant about the Raiders
and their transcendent importance
to American pop history.
Wasn't Mark Lindsey one of them?
Roadmaster
Kirk will get VERY familiar with Section 203(a)(3) of the Clean Air Act. Or maybe his lawyer will...
http://www.epa.gov/compliance/re...e/
engswitch.pdf
I do not assess horrible writing less'n I'm paid, or Althouse really pisses me off.
You might check out this blog for shits and grins. New discovery...
The Dems don't have to make the Republicans *like* them, just make them indifferent enough to them to stay home.
That'll do it.
Old Man--what type of cake will you be ordering for your birthday?
LittlePig, you may put your order in as well. Advance orders are given priority.
I'm pretty sure I read that in Revelations...
NTodd, Frister
I think there was something about it in the Sermon On The Mount, too.
"Blessed are the catalytic converter removers, for they shall wake their neighbors..."
I'm sick of the naysaying, the constant negativity, the childish instant-gratification moaning we give into whenever those who have dedicated their lives to the political arena don't give us exactly what we want, and not fast enough.
Let's not beat around the bush. Tell us who you're thinking about.
I'm sick of the naysaying, the constant negativity, the childish instant-gratification moaning we give into whenever those who have dedicated their lives to the political arena don't give us exactly what we want, and not fast enough.
Let's not beat around the bush. Tell us who you're thinking about.
I'm sick of the naysaying, the constant negativity, the childish instant-gratification moaning
Well that's a damn shame. Should we ignore reality and join hands for a rousing Kumbaya when we're in deep shit?
I think not.
Something Awful's Appliance Transformers are all awesome, but this toilet will eat you.
Ehrman's latest book, "Misquoting Jesus: The Story Behind Who Changed the Bible and Why,"
what? you mean those red letters in my bible aren't the recorded, english words of christ that god preserved down thru the ages for my edification? how can you say the bible has every been changed?
if english is good enough for the words of jeebus, it's good enough for me. we should burn all other books just to be sure.
belated happy day, thers. i left a bd comment on your blog.
Well, the Paul Revere / Raiders stuff on Gardenia is some serious trail-blazing garage.
The fundies are destroying their religion but they're too stoopid to realize it.
ΤΏΤ
Not really. Their religion doesn't have anything to do with Jesus.
Other than as a Get-Into-Heaven-Free card, anyway.
Thanks Vicki. She is asleep here in the living room with one of our cats against her shoulder.
Sorry if I asked this earlier --
But has anybody actually read the
Sean Wilentz ROLLING STONE piece
on how Bush is the Worst President
Ever?
Typical wingnut. Cutt off the CC and Muffler, so they can be Nascar dads and destroy the environment all at the same time.
smalfish, discourser
And be loud and obnoxious while they're at it.
whenever those who have dedicated their lives to the political arena don't give us exactly what we want, and not fast enough.
If we recall correctly progressives haven't got so much "exactly what we want" as enthusiastic betrayal and persecution. What part of Hillary Clinton toying with the only plank Democrats have left was a mere inconvenience?
And we do want Rahm lynched yesterday.
what type of cake will you be ordering for your birthday?
Dunno. There will be cake, or else my niece and nephew will be disappointed. I am flying to Our Nation's Capital to celebrate.
steve simels' appreciation of Yvette Mimieux' beauty inspired me to look her up.
From the name, you might think she was French, but she was born in Los Angeles, and only did accents because of her exotic looks. (French father, Mexican mother, Merkin accent naturally)
I remember her best from Light in the Piazza, a cornball parallel plot-double romance where both she and her mother find love in Italy. The Mimieux character is brain-damaged, but amorous young Italian George Hamilton doesn't care.
You have to be in the right mood not to scoff at this movie outright. It has easy-to-interpret symbolism like hats flying off in the wind, then fortuitously retrieved. And George Hamilton as an Italian.
So Yvette is an American, forced into accents. Learn something new every day.
Will you people git outta mah damn face?! Shit!
i get no respect over here but you can use this line at the horn and hardart's automat tomorrow morning when you are using your nickels to buy those little kaiser rolls.
'this week in the news bobbie president who bitched slapped presidunce hoe'
Waiting 5 years for some honest assessment of our fucked up government by someone with a microphone is a little hard to take.
Boo hoo.
"Blessed are the catalytic converter removers, for they shall wake their neighbors..."
VROOM!
Well, the Paul Revere / Raiders stuff on Gardenia is some serious trail-blazing
garage.
Roadmaster | 04.23.06 - 12:14 am | #
Tell me about it...
But the Columbia stuff through
"Him Or Me" is even better.
IMHO.
Had "Begger's Banquet" playing while working in the garden today. I swear the Mourning Doves were singing backup during "Sympanthy for the Devil"
I guess you had to be there...
Even those of you inclined to cut
me some slack on my idiot musical
obsessions would bail if I went
into my rant about the Raiders
and their transcendent importance
to American pop history.
steve simels
I dunno 'bout transcendent, but they were one of my favorites. They had a hit with louie Louie before the Kingsmen, but it never went national. The world would be a different place, no?
But has anybody actually read the
Sean Wilentz ROLLING STONE piece
on how Bush is the Worst President
Ever?
Yes. Short version: Bush is the Worst Presdient Ever.
But has anybody actually read the
Sean Wilentz ROLLING STONE piece
on how Bush is the Worst President
Ever?
I've been avoiding cracking Chants Democratic for like 5 years now. Maybe somebody could write a precis for us?
Shel Silverstein wrote "Cover of the Rolling Stone".
LittlePig, you may put your order in as well. Advance orders are given priority.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Oh, just yellow cake would be fine.
Just make it frog-shaped, decorated with marching boots and Karl Rove's face, with the caption: Happy Fitzday!
But has anybody actually read the
Sean Wilentz ROLLING STONE piece
on how Bush is the Worst President
Ever?
Yes.
Yes. Short version: Bush is the Worst Presdient Ever.
Cool. Thank you!
Even those of you inclined to cut
me some slack on my idiot musical
obsessions would bail if I went
into my rant about the Raiders
and their transcendent importance
to American pop history.
Yeah, well at least your obsessive railings are interesting and well-written.
We aren't nearly in the position of the Republicans in 1994, but we'll gain some seats.
Yeah, the way seats are gerrymandered is totally criminal.
Bush below 39-43 or so, and that's the base leaving.
We grew up to an oldies station (back when they played oldies and not just anything frm last year and back) and distinctly recall the two or three Raiders songs they had in regular rotation (Ichigu Park, Hungry and something else) as being very distinctive and clever.
I'll give the Raiders this: that when many US bands took on the UK sound, they kept a domestic identity in their material - and did so successfully.
Even those of you inclined to cut
me some slack on my idiot musical
obsessions would bail if I went
into my rant about the Raiders
and their transcendent importance
to American pop history.
What are your thoughts on catalytic converters and Christ?
Even those of you inclined to cut
me some slack on my idiot musical
obsessions would bail if I went
into my rant about the Raiders
and their transcendent importance
to American pop history.
What are your thoughts on catalytic converters and Christ?
So Yvette is an American, forced into accents. Learn something new every day.
Draco | 04.23.06 - 12:16 am | #
She warped a lot childhoods for guys
my age in THE TIME MACHINE, and in
a famous two-part episode of DR
KILDARE, where she was a dying surfer
chick. Meltingly sexy.
She was also apparently a really
smart cookie in real life -- she
wrote, starred, and directed a
made for TV movie about a Mafia hit
woman that's supposed to be a genuine
classic. Don't know if it's on video.
What are your thoughts on catalytic converters and Christ?
You misspelled Catholic.
But has anybody actually read the
Sean Wilentz ROLLING STONE piece
on how Bush is the Worst President
Ever?
It is over at truthout.com and I assumed it was the whole piece.
(walks away, whistling)
Oh, yeah...
What are your thoughts on catalytic converters and Christ?
And is there much studying involved in catalytic conversion?
Catalytic catechism?
Itchykoo Park was the Small Faces
(Ichigu Park, Hungry and something else)
Itchykoo Park was actually the Small Faces.
Yep. I'm a UU born and raised. We even had a kids song: "I'm a Un-it-tari-i-an..."
...and I'm OK!
Evening, batties!
Happy birthday once again to Thers (I know it's too late out there, but it's still pre-midnight here).
I went
into my rant about the Raiders
and their transcendent importance
to American pop history.
Oh, I don't know. The 49ers were a more imnportant team in that respect.
Itchykoo Park was the Small Faces
Roone Cabalerro Jr
Beat me to the correction.
Actually it was Tuesday Weld in "Play it as it Lays", not Yvette. I regret the error.
Yeah, well at least your obsessive railings are interesting and well-written.
watertiger, fecker | Homepage | 04.23.06 - 12:18 am | #
You are a sweetheart.
FeralLiberal: Had "Begger's Banquet" playing while working in the garden today. I swear the Mourning Doves were singing backup during "Sympanthy for the Devil"
I guess you had to be there...
I had a similar moment today, but I recorded it for posterity.
cd, ror -- t'anks. You guys can speak for me anytime!
(Ichigu Park, Hungry and something else)
Kicks!
into my rant about the Raiders
Paul Reveres band?
Cherokee people!
Cherokee Nation!
You want some byooteeful music, you could do worse than lovely and talented Brazilian Cibelle. (Several songs and videos at the link.)
Oh, I don't know. The 49ers were a more imnportant team in that respect.
Thers, Mammoth Slayer
You misspelled "impotent."
Well, I can see that my outreach has not gone as planned. This is the whole problem with liberals: When someone from the "other side" comes to the liberal community to try and have a civil discussion and find common ground, all you liberals are able to do is yell and scream at them. Is this the type of country you want? A country starkly divided as Red or Blue? What happened to unity? You people should be ashamed of yourselves. I know I am ashamed of you. Since I can no longer stomach your condescending attitude towards me I'm going out to relieve some stress by hucking stones at the rabid opossums that have infested my backyard. I'd shoot the damn things, but one of my kid's "friends" stole my .38 when we threw his last birthday party. I never thought grade school kids could be that dishonest.
And is there much studying involved in catalytic conversion?
You gotta know a lot about the catalytic conception.
Sweet. Now I can speak for Thers and for NTodd!
My junta grows...
(If only I hadn't wasted my gratuitous anti Yeats and Austen comment earlier...)
Well, I can see that my outreach has not gone as planned. This is the whole problem with liberals: When someone from the "other side" comes to the liberal community to try and have a civil discussion and find common ground, all you liberals are able to do is yell and scream at them.
Yeah, kewl huh?
But has anybody actually read the
Sean Wilentz ROLLING STONE piece
on how Bush is the Worst President
Ever?
Yes.
res ipsa loquitur | 04.23.06 - 12:18 am | #
Well?????????????
Convincing or not?
I never thought grade school kids could be that dishonest.
Kirk
All goes back to their raisin'. Parents, ya know.
My next band shall be called "Catalytic Possums."
one of my kid's "friends" stole my .38 when we threw his last birthday party. I never thought grade school kids could be that dishonest.
Okay, that was funny.
Well?????????????
Convincing or not?
steve simels
Do you actually need convincing, simels?
I don't think you need an expert to weigh in here.
Since I can no longer stomach your condescending attitude towards me I'm going out to relieve some stress by hucking stones at the rabid opossums that have infested my backyard. I'd shoot the damn things, but one of my kid's "friends" stole my .38 when we threw his last birthday party. I never thought grade school kids could be that dishonest.
Kirk | Homepage | 04.23.06 - 12:24 am | #
Um, yeah.
What happened to unity?
I blame Bush.
I'm thinking kirk lives in Kansas.
All goes back to their raisin'.
Not enough sun?
Raisin kids should be left to the grape parents.
Do Palestinians in the West Bank or Gaza participate in the general elections in Israel? Not the PA elections, but the 'Likud vs. Kadima' elections.
Joke's on me--I thought I'd be informing steve simels something surprising with my Yvette Mimieux info. But he knows the bio far better already 
What's big and purple and swims in the ocean? (just for steve)
Bush relies upon catatonic subversion.
I never thought grade school kids could be that dishonest.
Kirk
Haven't you ever seen PeeWee's Big Adventure?
What I want to know is why Kirk had a .38 in the house, not locked, with children around.
Convincing or not?
Speaking as some one who has not read the article & doesn't know what she's talking about....I can't think of any President who's been worse.
I mean, Johnson screwed up civil rights during Reconstruction; and Polk was an ass...but Bush has so much more power in the world that his screw ups are impacting far more people in multiple countries.
What?! No "American Pedal" reality show comes from this?
Armstrong and Team Discovery search for new star.
You misspelled "impotent."
You mean "unpotent"?
one of my kid's "friends" stole my .38 when we threw his last birthday party. I never thought grade school kids could be that dishonest.
Okay, that was funny.
NTodd, Frister
I really think he should take his act to the AAA's and refine it before he tries to infest one of the Majors, ya know?
i didn't find yvette so hot in 'the time machine.' she basically ran around in a synthetic belted robe and said "i don't know" in a 'sexy' voice. is that like, some kind of male dream of the female ideal?
myself, i just can't sleep with dumb people. i just saw a film which has me thinking of these kinds of issues, and i'm sorry to say but i think there's nothing more boring than talking/acting/contemplating the ever-lasting exchange that is money/sex.
her other stuff about protofeminist killers for hire sounds cool, tho. i hope she took that "TM" check and did well with it.
What I want to know is why Kirk had a .38 in the house, not locked, with children around.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere
Refer to my post on raisin'.
Convincing or not?
steve simels
Yeah it's great.
What's big and purple and swims in the ocean?
Moby Grape.
Hahahahaha.
Sorry, Steve.
Jeffraham Prestonian
Beautiful...
It's a great time of year, so much to listen to. It was so funny today though, as the dove's song fit the "hoo hoo" in the Stones tune so perfectly.
What's big and purple and swims in the ocean? (just for steve)
JeffCO | 04.23.06 - 12:28 am | #
C'mon, that's too easy.
Try this one:
What's black, sits in a tree,
and is dangerous?
What I want to know is why Kirk had a .38 in the house, not locked, with children around.
I think he was a parody troll.
What I want to know is why Kirk had a .38 in the house, not locked, with children around.
Fuck that. I wanna know why he has possums running loose in his yard. Why has'nt he already eaten them all?
Jane Fonda, Barbarella
Please don't shoot anybody in the face.
DONE!
-
Yay! Apparently Greeks set off fire works and Orthodox churches work those bells at around midnight on Orthodox Easter!
Astoria is never boring...
Armstrong and Team Discovery search for new star.
And I'm passed over again...
What's black, sits in a tree,
and is dangerous?
Petula Clark!
No, wait. That's wrong.
What's black, sits in a tree, and is dangerous?
Black Oak Arkansas?
Can we have a big shout out to
the wondrerousness that was and
is Barbara Feldon?
Not only was she one of the cutest
things on feet, she was Mensa!!!
Good god, y'all!!!!!
Marcia - Thank you, I didn't know if that was gunshots or thunder I was hearing.
Must be loud in Astoria, the sound carried over to Yorkville!
You misspelled "impotent."
You mean "unpotent"?
Thers, Mammoth Slayer
Urgh. Reminds me of a racist "joke" inflicted on me due to me being a Southerner.
Speaking of: The whole throwing rocks at possums thing reminds me of my redneck cousins. When I was a kid, we all (aunts, uncles, etc) spent a weekend at their lakehouse. My redneck fucking cousins entertained themselves by swinging brooms in the night air, stunning bats, then dousing them in liquor and lighting them on fire.
Ah, Arkansas.
Astoria is never boring...
And the pastries are to die for.
What's black, sits in a tree,
and is dangerous?
Barbara Feldon!
Nagin, Landrieu in New Orleans Runoff
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20060...w_orleans_mayor
NEW ORLEANS - Mayor Ray Nagin and Lt. Gov. Mitch Landrieu will compete in a runoff next month following Saturday's mayoral election, a tricky experiment of modern-day democracy that gave voters scattered by Hurricane Katrina a say in this city's future.
With 94 percent of precincts reporting in the nonpartisan primary, Nagin topped all candidates with 38 percent or 30,260 votes but fell short of the majority he would have needed to win a second term and avoid the May 20 runoff.
Landrieu had 28 percent, or 22,073 votes. Nonprofit executive Ron Forman followed with 17 percent, 13,334 votes, and 19 other candidates trailed far behind.
Mmmmmm... MENSA FEET!
-
Marcia - Thank you, I didn't know if that was gunshots or thunder I was hearing.
Must be loud in Astoria, the sound carried over to Yorkville!
wallster
It's rainy and fireworky all at the same time. Those wacky Greeks...
the wondrerousness that was and
is Barbara Feldon?
99 out of 100...Not Bad!
What's black, sits in a tree,
and is dangerous?
Black walnuts (at least, from GWPDA's point of view).
What's yellow and extremely dangerous?
What's black, sits in a tree, and is dangerous?
Barbara Bel Geddes!
No. Shit.
A bear?
Steve--unfortunately, Barbara Feldon looks like a botched plastic surgery victim these years.
What's yellow and extremely dangerous?
Republicans!
What's yellow and extremely dangerous?
JeffCO
Easy. Dick Cheney.
It's rainy and fireworky all at the same time. Those wacky Greeks...
The best time to go wacko with fireworks is when it is raining.
Do Palestinians in the West Bank or Gaza participate in the general elections in Israel? Not the PA elections, but the 'Likud vs. Kadima' elections.
wallster | 04.23.06 - 12:28 am | #
Hell no they don't. That's the Israelis' worst fear, at least for the Israelis who treasure the idea of a Jewish state above all else.
Many young Palestinians and some young Israelis want the "one state solution," i.e. the unification of Israel, Gaza and the West bank into one nation.
There would be religious liberty preserved for all, no state religion, and they'd be forced to work with each other, rather than always demonizing each other.
Idealistic? The adherents to one state-ism argue convincingly how practical it is. Indeed, how it reflects the area's long-term history, rather than the anomaly of religious/ethnic segregation since the formation of Israel.
smalfish, discourser -- I'm thinking about the fact that Kerry did give a great speech, that a lot of Dems are working hard on a strategy to open up a space where a genuine debate can take place and where folks can think about what's happening and what it is we're losing and what to do about it. It's sad to read continual slap-down reactions instead of some recognition of what a difficult task this is in light of media control, the well-tuned, well-entrenched reactionary strategies of the right; some appreciation for the fortitude of those who are contributing to a counter-strategy's steadily growing effectiveness.
What's black, sits in a tree, and is dangerous?
Black Oak Arkansas?
JeffCO | 04.23.06 - 12:32 am | #
And the answer is....
A crow with a machine-gun!!!!!!
[authentic 60s grape joke -- I
swear!!!!]
FeralLiberal: Beautiful...
You can't possibly be talking about Cadillac Man's singing...!
.
99 out of 100...Not Bad!
FeralLiberal
You're 86ed!
-
nightie bat's
Can we have a big shout out to
the wondrerousness that was and
is Barbara Feldon?
oh yeah. one of my first tv crushes.
What's black, sits in a tree, and is dangerous?
Well I often sit in trees, but I'm not black, and arguably not dangerous...
Steve--unfortunately, Barbara Feldon looks like a botched plastic surgery victim
these years.
Sallyh, Madame Poissonniere | Homepage | 04.23.06 - 12:35 am | #
Say it ain't so!!!!!
That's so depressing...
are the astorians shelling the coronaians? leave the parkside out of it and take the cannoli.
What's black, sits in a tree, and is dangerous?
Michael Jackson?
Although he's not very black at all, he's certainly a danger toward small boys. And he did have that tree he was so fond of.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Is Simels here?
Draco, thank you. That's what I thought.
How can fireworks be exploding in all this rain?
File this under "Huh?" ...
"Trek" Rediscovered by "Lost" Creator
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060...HNlYwN5bmNhdA--
Young Kirk. Young Spock. Mr. Lost.
Those are the components Paramount Pictures has assembled to revive its sputtering Star Trek franchise.
A new big-screen movie, apparently featuring the early adventures of Trek forefathers James T. Kirk and Spock, and boasting the handiwork of Lost creator J.J. Abrams, is being primed for a 2008 release.
The studio wouldn't confirm the plot points, but did say Friday that the 39-year-old Abrams will produce, direct and cowrite the untitled project. His collaborators will be familiar names, to Abrams: Producers Damon Lindelof and Bryan Burk, both from Lost; and writers Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, both from Mission: Impossible III, the upcoming Tom Cruise sequel that Abrams helmed.
Well, I was dangerous last night.
But only because I ate at a Mexican restaurant shorty before going to bed.
aiiight.
i'm needing to be unconscious now.
Mayor Ray Nagin and Lt. Gov. Mitch Landrieu will compete in a runoff next month following Saturday's mayoral election,
Great. Dumb and dumber.
You can't possibly be talking about Cadillac Man's singing...!
All I got from the link was bird songs...was there supposed to be something else?
I'm not sure I'm getting the association of fireworks with the resurrection of the Baby Jeebus, but I'm not very spiritual, I guess...
Marcia Brady? | 04.23.06 - 12:31 am | #
Don't miss the Greeks tossing Jesus' statue into the East river, then sending a bunch of young studs to retrieve it. Say Hi to my cousins
I think I need to follow watertiger's not-so-subtle suggestion.
Catch y'all Monday afternoon.
Is Simels here?
Jean Schmidt | 04.23.06 - 12:38 am | #
It's come to this?
I am depressed....
How can fireworks be exploding in all this rain?
res ipsa loquitur
I'm not sure because my windows aren't facing that way (and I'm not wearing pants so I'm not going to go out and look), but there was much banging and popping and flashing of lights.
Speaking of M. Jackson, today my paint chip color has gone from Ted Kennedy pink to Native American....6 hrs of track, 4 baseball. Any good sunburn remedies out there?
And on that note, off to the arms
of Morpheus.
Talk to you guys on the morrow.
!!!!!
Marcia--Those fireworks have little to do with Jesus, as you've surmised.
They have lots to do with fighting Ottoman Turks in the name of Jesus.
Is simels here?
What's yellow and extremely dangerous? -JeffCO
Easy. Dick Cheney. -Roadmaster
Good one, but we were going for shark-infested mustard.
BTW, the answer to the earlier question was Samuel Prescott and William Dawes. Revere got busted, Dawes (maybe) chickened out midway, and only Prescott made it the whole way to Concord and beyond.
Marcia--Those fireworks have little to do with Jesus, as you've surmised.
They have lots to do with fighting Ottoman Turks in the name of Jesus.
Draco
Well, western christians do the whole chocolate bunny thing for easter, so I was assuming it was some sort of convenient ellision of traditions...
NSA Agent, got any drugs?
I'm thinking about the fact that Kerry did give a great speech
oooh! wow! a speech? i bet that accomplished soooo much.
here's an idea for a speech he can give: he could talk about stolen OH votes. or stolen FL votes. or ratfucking in iowa and NH. or of the millions of dollars of our money he didn't spend to make sure "every vote is counted" while demonstrating that "hope is on the way."
yup: i put my future in kerry's hands every time. because he makes good speeches.
it's not like he's an important, wealthy, well informed senator or anything. i can't expect him to do more than give me lip service about the very people he knows all too well have delivered america into fascist hands. that would be...'angry.' and probably interfere with his vacation schedule.
FeralLiberal: All I got from the link was bird songs...was there supposed to be something else?
Well, yes. The post explains what it's about, although obviously, the birdsong is much more in the foreground, due to the conditions that existed.
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Barbara Feldon in 2003...
http://www.theage.com.au/
ffximag...ry__550x388.jpg
By the way, she was born in 1932.
I blame Bush.
Crap, this is the part that messes me up. If I'm the Decider, am I the Blame-ee? See, I don't like that. I don't that at all.
Quit emboldening the terraists, goddammit!
NSA Agent, got any drugs?
I'm going to need your name and address, son.
WalterNeff, are you now Jekyl Hyde? What's with the new site?
Any good sunburn remedies out there?
Whiskey and Solarcaine. Not mixed, tho. That's important. Separately.
How can fireworks be exploding in all this rain?
res ipsa loquitur
Expolsives contain their own oxygen, don't need air, and thus don't fear water.
oooh! wow! a speech? i bet that accomplished soooo much.
here's an idea for a speech he can give: he could talk about stolen OH votes. or stolen FL votes. or ratfucking in iowa and NH. or of the millions of dollars of our money he didn't spend to make sure "every vote is counted" while demonstrating that "hope is on the way."
yup: i put my future in kerry's hands every time. because he makes good speeches.
it's not like he's an important, wealthy, well informed senator or anything. i can't expect him to do more than give me lip service about the very people he knows all too well have delivered america into fascist hands. that would be...'angry.' and probably interfere with his vacation schedule.
Why must you dismiss the eloquent firebrand that is John Kerry?
the birdsong is much more in the foreground, due to the conditions that existed
That's what I get for having cheap speakers on the computer...Well, calling it a night. Later, Moonbats.
What? Does the sandman hit everyone, except me, at the same time?
Any good sunburn remedies out there?
Whiskey and Solarcaine. Not mixed, tho. That's important. Separately.
Thers, Mammoth Slayer
And baking soda in the bathtub...but probably not after the Whiskey and Solarcaine, that would just be drowny.
Expolsives contain their own oxygen, don't need air, and thus don't fear water.
Elmer, PHD
I love all the smarties on this blog.
So they can explode when they get wet ... but after they explode, the glowing ... isn't that from heat? Why doesn't the rain just put that right out before you can see it?
Any good sunburn remedies out there?
You need to be hydrating for one thing. Aspirin wouldn't hurt, either.
chicago dyke -- Do you really believe that?
I'm not too sure about this, but it may be thermite's involved, and water does diddly against thermite.
What? Does the sandman hit everyone, except me, at the same time?
Well, we have a big communal bed, so once watertiger goes, we all feel compelled...
Ever wonder what a bullet passing through a banana looks like in slow motion? Now you can find out...
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_...m?
link_id=17050
NSA agent, meet me at the deep throat bar. 2AM Monday E-DST
feh.
but after they explode, the glowing ... isn't that from heat?
Chemical reactions drive the fireworks, IIRC, and therefore make water a negligable factor.
anything can burn, with the right effort. real fireworks don't need totally dry air; they're made of tightly packed explosive stuff and would likely go off underwater.
but somehow, nothing compares to the fireworks of nature. we're about to get rained upon, and the heat/storm lightning is fucking amazing. perfect for the end of a busy, tunic-ripping sat night while the oil is warming and the sheets are turned down.
well, i think that's my sign. good evening, y'all. i saw my first bat of the year tonight. i thought of this place...liberals, taking wing and eating all the bloodsuckers. i thought it a good sign.
sweet dreams, people. or good sex, which ever you prefer.
What? Does the sandman hit everyone, except me, at the same time?
smalfish, discourser | 04.23.06 - 12:49 am | #
I'm here for ya, babe.
And I still want to invade NTodd.
Just back from dinner, read back a little. chicago dyke:
Preach, sister, preach. Enough of this bullshit.
Selah.
Why doesn't the rain just put that right out before you can see it?
The brisance (speed of burning) is too fast for the water to have a chance to put the burning out.
Any good sunburn remedies out there?
Aloe vera- can't be beat. Drink lots of water.
NSA agent, meet me at the deep throat bar. 2AM Monday E-DST
Are you propositioning me, son? Don't make it any worse for yourself, than you already have.
anything can burn, with the right effort. real fireworks don't need totally dry air; they're made of tightly packed explosive stuff and would likely go off underwater.
I used to love firing bottle rockets down into lakes. Very pretty. Apologies in retrospect to distraught fishies.
Interesting that this should come up just now, since, at the beautiful wedding I attended yesterday, in lieu of throwing rice or birdseed or whatever, we all lined up and held sparklers as the happy couple departed. Very nice idea.
The brisance (speed of burning) is too fast for the water to have a chance to put the burning out.
Doug
Another smartie!
By the way, she was born in 1932.
Richard
It's interesting how many strikingly beautiful women were born during the Depression. Barabara Feldon, Elizabeth Montgomery, Barara Eden, Mary Tyler Moore, Sophia Loren, Janet Leigh, Grace Kelly (post-Crash, anyway), Shirley Jones, Natalie Wood, etc.
Fresh sheets
Any good sunburn remedies out there?
Get a bottle of aloe vera gel and pop it in the fridge.
And I still want to invade NTodd.
but isn't he a peace-loving Quaker?
CHiDy-
Now, tell us how joo rrreally feel, no?
just keeding, I agree weeth joo ciento por ciento.
Maldito Kerry, merrr...
Rey de todos las Democratistas Invertebradas...
so.
NSA Agent
U cant touch this
I told U home boy
U cant touch this
Yeah, thats how were livin and U know
U cant touch this
Look in my eyes, man
U cant touch this
Here, let me bust the funky lyrics
U cant touch this
I must go and acquire the Sangria
Hasta luego, murcielagos.
so.
I ♥ WalterNeff (and and EvilWalterNeff.blogspot.com).
.
And I still want to invade NTodd.
I have nukes.
Why doesn't the rain just put that right out before you can see it?
res ipsa loquitur | 04.23.06 - 12:50 am | #
Rain-proof fireworks contain sulfur. For chemical reasons I don't quite get, sulfur and some of its compounds can burn even underwater, given enough oxygen. In different colors tooo, underwater.
Anyone here know why the molecular structure of sulfur compounds is immune to water?
virgotex: Aloe vera- can't be beat. Drink lots of water.
If you really get a bad burn, let me recommend Sarna™ lotion. That shit rawks. Available without a prescription, but you generally have to ask the pharmacist for it, as it's not usually on the shelf. P.S. It has a very funky, if not completely unpleasant odor to it, but the relief it provides is orgasmic.
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http://www.counterpunch.org/
diek...nn05112006.html
A wandering interview with George
Rain-proof fireworks contain sulfur. For chemical reasons I don't quite get, sulfur and some of its compounds can burn even underwater, given enough oxygen. In different colors tooo, underwater.
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Coal mines continue to burn underground as well
Barium is a metallic element that is chemically similar to calcium but more reactive. This metal oxidizes very easily when exposed to air and is highly reactive with water or alcohol, producing hydrogen gas. Burning in air or oxygen produces not just the oxide BaO but also the peroxide.
THE PRESIDENT: Listen, the World Cup is a -- first of all, most Americans, up until recently, didn't understand how big the World Cup is. And we're beginning to understand. And the reason why is, a lot of us grew up not knowing anything about soccer, like me. I never saw soccer as a young boy. We didn't play it where I was from. It just didn't exist. I can't even-- I'm thinking about all the -- between age six, when I can remember sports, and 12 or 13, I just never saw soccer being played.
WTF???
Wait, so let's get this straight - George HW Bush was the soccer team captain at Andover, but according to his son, "the sport just didn't exist"? ...
www.deadspin.com/sports/soccer/soccer-dogs-moms-
and-presidents-172294.php
The MAN has lost his mind or he has one stupid body double
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