HULK SMASH
Vultures!
Hurl!
Everyone else in Crawford?
Could anybody link me to a site succintly listing Bush's atrocities? It would be very much appreciated.
Jeez, I have enough junk in my house without picking up an entire binful of somebody else's.
"Where am I gonna live now?"
-Ol' Gil
Those storage units are not cheap.
Yow, my honey's back!
A lot of us have too much stuff. WTF: a bunch of xmas paper? I hate xmas. Stuff, stuff, stuff.
a site succintly listing Bush's atrocities?
There's not that much room on the intertubes.
ELK GROVE VILLAGE, Ill. — The foreclosure crisis is hitting yet another American locale: the self-storage center.
People will be moving into them before long -- if they can afford it.
"strong fundamentals"-CNBC
Thanks, Sandra Day!
Don'tcha just love it when a friend you're having a conversation with in the bathroom leaves.... and there you are talking to whom ever just came in?
I am begining to have sympathy for Larry the toe tapper
maybe the WMD's are stored in there (thunderous laughter - and Lieberman leaps to his feet in applause ...)
That's the problem Hecate. I'm compiling a list for my winger in-law who shot me an e-mail pretty much saying the country has gone to Hell since the 2006 election and it's all the Dem's fault, Bush is the greatest president ever, Clinton sucks...
There is just so much atrocity documentation out there, it's hard for my tiny porcelain mind to parse.
There's not that much room on the intertubes.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Or in the known universe.
Just back from FDL.
spocko May 10th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Sen. Reid.
Where you invited to Jenna Bush’s wedding?
What gift did you get her?
Did you ask her father for a favor today?
TPM -- someone posted that (or part of it) here recently.
IIRC one of the "points" was the price of gas; you might look at the change in a barrel of oil between 1/21/00 and 11/06, for a start. It was $28 when WPE took office.
What other stupid shit is there?
lots of Christmas wrapping paper
I don't generally give Christmas gifts but they get wrapped in a grocery bag or nothing at all.
Where you invited to Jenna Bush’s wedding?
What gift did you get her?
Are there Mormon ball gags?
*tumbleweed*
I used to work in Elk Grove Village IL. Gotta check if I left some stuff there.
By the way, I'm not being sanctimonious.
[chuckles and pours another glass of wine]
There's not that much room on the intertubes.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
And that's just what we know about so far.
google "bush crimes" or "impeach bush" and you will get tons of info.
Evening batses. Welcome to the Bush Economy. Pull up a chair, if you can afford to own one, that is.
How global freedom declined under Chimpy
http://www.freedomhouse.org/temp...=70&
release=612
David (Austin Tx)
What the fuck is up, my boy????
*tumbleweed*
annie | 05.10.08 - 6:13 pm | #
What a poetic description of the void between your ears, Butler.
Kudos!
billy b,
Not a whole fucking lot. How's about you.
I LOVE this post. My stuff's been in a storage space for going on 7 years. Didn't know at the time, just how long I'd be storing stuff. The price has gone from $120 a month to $150. There have been two earthquakes centered within 20 miles of the place in the meantime. So once I went up there to visit my stuff and a lot of boxes were all in a jumble, etc.
And about that "kicking me when I was down" thing: there was once when my pre-arranged auto pay credit card had expired without my noticing. The storage people notified me, sure, more or less well after the fact, and you should've seen the late charges. It was all in the fine print of the contract. The folks who own and run these places are only too well aware that their clientele generally has a lot of sh*t going on in their lives. It's sort of like being in the quick consumer loan business.
My seven years of bad luck will be over more or less concurrently with the Bush.
billy b:
How long has the kid been playing? Very sweet tone....
John McCain's choice to manage the GOP convention this summer is lobbyist Doug Goodyear, whose firm once represented Burma's repressive regime.
http://www.newsweek.com/id/136321
Not a whole fucking lot. How's about you.
Chillin'.
I got's some Dewars and I got some ice and a glass.
Good to hear from you. Tell the better half I said hi.
I've had stuff in storage now for over two years.
At this point, most of it I don't want or need anymore, except for some personal stuff and CDs.
I don't even know why I'm bothering, actually.
Female, gorgeous at 55, and NAKED!
Look at that bod!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24539602/
As they lose their homes
if the government steps in to help them, this will violate the sacred law of the jungle, uh, i mean the free market
.
7 years x $120 x 12 months = $10,080.
billy b:
How long has the kid been playing? Very sweet tone....
A little more than four years.
The boy says thanks, swami.
Much as I dislike the Clintons, I did very well and had a very good time during the 90s.
Under Bush, not so much....
My seven years of bad luck will be over more or less concurrently with the Bush.
the Johnson Family
The Bush II years have included 3 of the worst years of my life. I don't blame him for my personal misfortunes, but knowing what he is doing "in the peoples' name" doesn't make it any easier.
I see bug is here trying to change the subject.
No surprise there.
Much as I dislike the Clintons, I did very well and had a very good time during the 90s.
Under Bush, not so much....
Strangely, it's been the opposite for me. I don't credit Bush for my better fortunes, just to make it clear.
Hello beautiful people!
A 10-minute visit before I crawl into bed.
7 years x $120 x 12 months = $10,080
Yeah, like I said, I didn't know how long it would be. I'm sure that everything in there is not quite worth that much, except for the imponderable value of personal stuff.
Anyway $10,000 won't get you near even a down payment our here in Californaiey. (Unless you're into defaulting on your loan sometime later.)
I did well during the Bush II years, but out of the country of course.
It's curious how my income stagnated since 2000, and now that it's 2008, and Bush is about to lose his job, I am about to lose mine.
I liked the 90s because I was "coming of age".
The music, not so much...
"Internet Service Providers Preparing to Gouge"
Do you remember the "good old days" of pay-by-the-hour fees for dial-up internet access? Your local cable ISP may certainly long for them...
Cable Broadband Users, Get Ready For Overage Fees
What seemed like a vague industry possibility just a few months ago now seems like an inevitable certainty. Multiple carriers in North America are now either employing or considering monthly caps where users pay per gigabyte should they "over eat." But the move begs a number of questions. Not least of which is whether opening the door to overage fees invites a broadband future where ISPs use the nebulous specter of "excessive use" as a new piggy bank -- and as a pre-emptive weapon against competing content.
Earlier this week I broke the news that Comcast is considering implementing a 250GB monthly cap, with a $15 penalty for each 10GB over that cap you travel. I've been reading through the various subsequent coverage (Associated Press, New York Times, CBC) , and came across this Business Week report. In it, Time Warner Cable spokesman Alex Dudley confirms they're still on track to begin testing their own overage system. If you recall, we also broke the news of that system, which could come with caps as low as 5GB per month.
http://www.broadbandreports.com/...rage-Fees-
94240
Wow, cnn blogs have the greatest comments on them - YouTube quality.
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May 10th, 2008 1:13 pm ET
Nate, it's quite possible you're the only one in the Obama camp including Sen. Obama himself that has any respect for Sen. Clinton, women or white people at all.
It's not about Sen. Clinton anymore, it's about keeping Sen. Obama out of the white house. It's not about democrat or republican parties anymore it's about saving our democracy from the ideology of hate and division. It's not about my one vote anymore but about millions of people who are going to vote in November to keep the radicals out of the white house.
We shall overcome.
http://www.broadbandreports.com/...rage-Fees-
94240
Get it? "Unlimited" internet access is about to become limited again in some parts of the country. With the speed of internet connections and bandwitdh increasing due to the quick pace of technological advances, they can't possibly claim that they're doing this because of any kind of usage bottlenecks. And there's no other reasonable or acceptable explanation for implementing such limits or fees. The only conclusion *I* can come to is that this is pure and simple greed.
As the author points out, such caps, once in place, aren't necessarily going to remain at their initial levels. When they're changed in either direction, it would be at the whim of the companies themselves, for whatever reason they can devise.
I've never had unlimited broadband, it isn't even an option here.
tinymouse:
http://www.armchairsubversive.org/
Bug, I know you are trying to change the subject, but that broadband reports story, only highlights just how fucked up everything under Bush has become.
"You could easily nickel and dime yourself to death"
Even if you aren't a fierce bad Copyright Pie-rat, the amount of data bandied about just keeps going up.
Granted, no one is likely going to be printing thousands of photos through an on-line service each month, but remember that the "snapshot" digital cameras are now producing images that are > 2 MB in size.
Windows XP Service Pack 3 just came out. That's several hundred MB.
What if you're a legitimate subscriber to Netflix's or Amazon's movie download service?
Just about every piece of software wants to run its own "updater" in the background, under the assumption that you can download updates as they are made available, and possibly automatically install them.
No, this policy is just fu3king retarded money gouging. People in heathen socialist European countries mock the slow speeds of the U.S. users with 20 Mb connections. And the South Koreans laugh at the Europeans for their slow speeds.
All hail the "free market!" It's good for everyone . . . if you're a shareholder. :
Why is it I can get an unlimited data plan for my cellphone for $15 extra a month, but the goddamn cable modem costs $55? That's with the oh-so-generous digital cable "discount," too.
What a crock. "Free market," my overcharged ass.
I need to find a copy of "The Moog Cookbook". That was a great album.
Zap: Try gemm.com.
Here's another one.
--
May 10th, 2008 1:13 pm ET
I bear no doubt in mind that Hillary is the promise that we cannot let go. I cannot emphasize enough how much me and my family love you and trust you.
It is only a nightmare to think of a president other than you , although McCain will not be a bad choice if its not you…
Go HILLARY….Hillary … MY president .. .OUR president…
I'm out. Have a nice evening, moonbats.
Bug, I know you are trying to change the subject, but that broadband reports story, only highlights just how fucked up everything under Bush has become.
David (Austin Tx)
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Yep and that is the reason, I don't want McCain to become president!
Hillary 2008
Zap, it's there.
Hillary 2008
Bugs
that was supposed to be a pitch for Hillary?
Wow, you failed.
Thanks, Derbes. It's on there, but it's $20. Guess I don't want it that bad. 
Before I'd bid on anybody's storage,
Thus acting like a jackal or a phage,
I'd think of better-mannered ways to forage,
Like eBay or a sale from a garage.
OK.
Try later in the week; stuff comes and goes all the time.
We keep hearing from Team Obama that it doesn't matter whether Obama o CLinton won a state in the primary when it comes to the general
Visit http://www.electoral-vote.com/
Check the current match ups... In most cases, either Clinton or Obama does better against McCain in those states that they won in the primary or caucus during this season.
Both Obama and Clinton lead in California, but Clinton leads by more.
WV and KY are coming up and Clinton is expected to win both. IN the general election match up polls, Clinton is ahead in WV and damned near tied in KY. Obama is humiliated in both.
In PA CLinton has a bigger lead.
In OH Clinton leads and Obama trails.
Hillary 2008
Bugs
What's the point bug?
It's a done deal.
Is the fact that you are a fertilized impacted turd be the reason that you can't accept the fact that the party's over for your candidate (John McCunt)?
In PA CLinton has a bigger lead.
In OH Clinton leads and Obama trails.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm...........
In PA CLinton has a bigger lead.
In OH Clinton leads and Obama trails.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm...........
bug lives in Pleasantville.
In OH Clinton leads and Obama trails.
Bugs
I know it chaps your ass, but the deal's done.
Sucks to be you, doesn't it.
Frankly, I'm getting real tired of the magical thinking I see among Barrack Obama's supporters. Don't expect an act of God to win this election. You may think Obama can walk on water, but just remember the pond is full of Republican sharks anxious and ready to pull him under and shred him. I wouldn't want my fellow democrats, even if the party has abandoned them, to shrug and say *why should I bother helping him, he says he doesn't need us.*
Try later in the week; stuff comes and goes all the time.
Bookmarked...thanks!
ELK GROVE VILLAGE, Ill. — The foreclosure crisis is hitting yet another American locale: the self-storage center.
People will be moving into them before long -- if they can afford it.
Lime Rickey | 05.10.08 - 6:01 pm |
It mentioned in the article that people were trying to live in the storage units, which is illegal.
On that note. I'm out. Catch you batses later.
BTW: I've got some purdy music over at my joint...
Bunny:
Topic changed: Hillary lost me at: "I've always been so grounded in my faith [blah, blah blah = pander, pander, pander; TUALIMM]"
TUALIMM = throwing up a little in my mouth.
Bugs | 05.10.08 - 6:41 pm | #
whatever tea leaves you are reading in the polls, the primary voters of the democratic party have spoken, and it is now numerically impossible for hillary to get more votes than barack even in the popular vote
barack has arrived at the status of 'presumptive' nominee of the democratic party
i love to read polls, and many of them do say that hillary is much stronger in the electoral college against mccain, but they also universally said that doctor dean would win the democratic nomination in 2004 and that hillary would lose in new hampshire this year
so can we stop agitating the democratic nomination now, pretty please with sugar on top?
.
It mentioned in the article that people were trying to live in the storage units, which is illegal.
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
The free market will take care of them. It is harsh, but benevolent.
Well, to most people. To some people, it's just a finger in the eye; over and over and over again. Sucks to be them.
The budget and finance director for my former employer has been charged with embezzling up to $12 million, plus $200,000-$400,000 from his farking CHURCH! I don't know how to link, but Google "Jeffrey Windle Cambium Learning". What a douchebag.
This must be a sign that the economy is getting better.
That is, after all, the logic they use to explain progress in Iraq.
TUALIMM
the forgotten part of the ummim and thummim
.
the vast majority of clinton voters in the primary are just democrats who came to a different conclusion. who knows, they may be right although my opinion is not theirs. in this last moment, however,we are seeing the influence of outright republican operatives and a group of people who, frankly, i don't get. people who are really irrationally hostile to obama and who operate on a set of grievances that, in their minds, legitimizes any tactic, any distortion, any slander.
Remember when the general election was gonna be between Clinton and Giuliani?
Ah, those were the days....before the damned voters screwed everything up!
billyb:
After I'd been playing for four years, I could barely manage a barre chord.
Your kid's good....
Thanks 1watt, I'll throw it on the pile.
Ah, those were the days....before the damned voters screwed everything up!
I still get a kick out of the 'Conventional Wisdom'.
This must be a sign that the economy is getting better.
That is, after all, the logic they use to explain progress in Iraq.
angryspittle | 05.10.08 - 6:47 pm | #
One of the auctioneers tried to rationalize that since he wasn't doing as much as he was last year, it must be stabilizing. Though at least the NYT mentioned that in Chicago the amount of unit contents being auctioned off was going up.
this is really sick stuff
http://whiskeyfire.typepad.com/w...s-backe-
up.html
In "Snow Crash" by Neal Stephenson, the story's main character (I kid ya not, "Hiro Protagonist" *LIVES* in one of those storage units. Well, shares one with another guy.
That'll be next...
republican operatives
rootless-e | Homepage | 05.10.08 - 6:48 pm | #
i think karl rove and his merry men are suddenly confronted with the scary prospect that the democratic party will stop its bitter infighting and circular firing squads and are sending out the agitators to keep the bitterness alive
the real republican slogan should be
"let us help you find someone to hate and resent today!"
nurturing hatred keeps you from focussing on real problems
.
What about kick'em while they are up!
http://tinyurl.com/63vrcp
I have no sympathies for the oil industry. Period. Tax them till they have to downgrade their caviar brand.
Swami -
I've been playing for 35 years and I can't even touch him.
Thanks - The boy is jazzed that you said that as he's heard about you from me.
this is really sick stuff
http://whiskeyfire.typepad.com/w...om/w...s-backe-
up.html
rootless-e | Homepage | 05.10.08 - 6:54 pm | #
electronic turkey puppet rap?
.
Heh...I'd never heard that MI and FL moving up their primaries was actually a "scheduling conflict".
I'll be.
billy b:
After about fifteen years I switched to bass, because I finally realized I'd never be able to play as good as your kid can now.
What's the deal with that backing track? Did he do that himself, or is that some kind of Music Minus One deal?
they have to downgrade their caviar brand
Now, that's just cruel.
Of the two Dems candidates running, one fit the profile of every successful democratic candidate for the last (?) decades. That person was a centralist, fiscally conservative and socially moderate, with well defined policy positions.
The other candidate fit the profile for every failed democratic candidate for the same number of years, i.e., fairly left of center, with undefined or nebulous positions on nearly everything.
The first person was Sen. Clinton, the second was Sen. Obama.
i think karl rove and his merry men are suddenly confronted with the scary prospect that the democratic party will stop its bitter infighting and circular firing squads and are sending out the agitators to keep the bitterness alive
Tacitus Voltaire | 05.10.08 - 6:54 pm | #
Well, of course that's the whole point of Limbaugh's "Operation Chaos" bullshit.
It's a tacit admission that the only way the conservatives can win is through dirty tricks and cheating.
Now, that's just cruel.
Hecate, Runnymeade"
I know. But sometimes sacrifice is necessary.
Michelle Obama is a liabilty, everywhere but planet Obama. The woman has had so many advantages and was thankful for none of them. Talk about what have you done for me lately! She's also something of a loose cannon. That sort of attitude isn't going to wash except amoung the blind, deaf and dumb.
And the jokes just keep coming.
Found through TPM
http://www.newsweek.com/id/136321
The first person was Sen. Clinton, the second was Sen. Obama.
Bugs | 05.10.08 - 6:59 pm | #
All bets are off, asshole. 2008 is a New World. The rules have changed.
Get it?
This week's This American Life explained the mortgage debacle very slowly and it still makes no sense to me.
I know. But sometimes sacrifice is necessary.
EkCenTriK
Long as I get to choose who, and what they give up, I'm good with that.
Hillary lost me at: "I've always been so grounded in my faith [blah, blah blah = pander, pander, pander; TUALIMM]"
That's odd.
That sort of attitude isn't going to wash except amoung the blind, deaf and dumb.
Bugs | 05.10.08 - 7:01 pm | #
And everybody that watches Oprah, for starters.
Je repete -- the rules have changed.
It's a tacit admission that the only way the conservatives can win is through dirty tricks and cheating.
steve hussein simels
Got that right, steve.
But finally the press is starting to report that McCain's not doing such a hot job of unifying his party behind him.
RMJ, when you get a chance, your acumen is needed in the F-D BSG thread.
The other candidate fit the profile for every failed democratic candidate for the same number of years, i.e., fairly left of center, with undefined or nebulous positions on nearly everything.
Actually, what people do not remember is that Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter ran on seriously progressive platforms - first. Jimmy Carter was even endorsed by Hunter Thompson as true radical. Mike Dukakis and Walter Mondale ran very moderate campaigns, as did Jimmy Carter term 2 when he had that weasel mofo pat caddel writing speeches for him and doing strategy.
The biggest danger with Obama is that he will follow their paths - and it would not at all be surprising unless he gets pushed from the start.
"Long as I get to choose who, and what they give up, I'm good with that."
Hmmm, this could be a great combination game/reality show for the new season.
undefined or nebulous positions
no campaign positions were ever as nebulous as those of the FDR campaign in 1932
.
He must be a republican:
A Navy admiral engaged in sexual relations in the White House in 1990 with a federal employee whom he falsely told he was a widower, according to a report released Friday by the Defense Department...
Stufflebeem told investigators he couldn't remember the name of the woman he had an affair with. He also lied when he told investigators he did not engage in sexual relations with the woman, identified as "Jane Doe," the Defense Department's inspector general's report said...
http://
cnn.site.printthis.clicka...artnerID=211911
Oprah is a good person and her show helps women.
Buckeye, I sort of wonder why that came up now. Who the hell did the guy piss off in the administration?
Michelle Obama is a liabilty, everywhere but planet Obama. The woman has had so many advantages and was thankful for none of them. Talk about what have you done for me lately! She's also something of a loose cannon. That sort of attitude isn't going to wash except amoung the blind, deaf and dumb.
And every Democrat in the country. And all the readers of Vogue which can't stop writing articles about how gorgeous and stylish and smart she is. And everyone who realizes that it's Barack who's running for office and not Michelle, who's oddly no more and no less "grateful" than Laura. Now, bite me.
That sort of attitude isn't going to wash except amoung the blind, deaf and dumb.
Just say it. You hate them because they are black.
the Johnson Family,
My best friend owns a series of storage units and loathes to kick people when they're down, often waiving late fees and giving people time to catch up on payments. It's extra work for her, but she doesn't mind because she's a liberal and has a heart.
Sorry for your troubles.
Saw one of those going on when driving home from foodshopping. They're getting to be fairly commonplace in my neck of the woods.
Buckeye, I sort of wonder why that came up now. Who the hell did the guy piss off in the administration?
EkCenTriK | 05.10.08 - 7:05 pm |
It's interesting, they had the report in March, when they demoted him, and they're only releasing it now. Maybe hoping it'd get lost in the wedding hoopla?
It's interesting, they had the report in March, when they demoted him, and they're only releasing it now. Maybe hoping it'd get lost in the wedding hoopla?
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
You mean sort of a wedding dump?
John McCain's choice to manage the GOP convention this summer is lobbyist Doug Goodyear, whose firm once represented Burma's repressive regime.
How typically GOPer.
Diane C, wedding dump. I'd say that probably describes the gaudy affair taking place in Crawford very well.
"Anybody here invited to Jenna's wedding?
"they had the report in March,"
But this happened in 91? I wasn't clear when they started the investigation.
virgotex--just as I'm walking away from the computer, they drag me back in!
"Faith" in the NT is actually "Trust", a very different concept for the blind reliance so many want to make religious belief out to be.
I'll leave you that and get over to FD later, when I can spare the time.
Just say it. You hate them because they are black.
Anon | 05.10.08 - 7:06 pm | #
I forgive for being a racist but you must do penance and vote for Hillary to show your heart has changed.
Evening folks. Another weekend of working the hospital acutes, on call and doing the 16 hour days.
The good thing is, i have gotten a job at a rival firm. No more hospital weekends, and much more importantly, no more 2+ hours/day commuting with $100+/week in gas. i get to be a home guy, live 10 mins from work and see the family nights. Starting in 14 days.
So you'll have a hard time depressing me right now. With that in mind - what's going on?
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i get to be a home guy, live 10 mins from work and see the family nights. Starting in 14 days.
V. good news! Enjoy!
"
So you'll have a hard time depressing me right now."
Challenges.
can't believe there are people this dumb:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/bu...story?
track=rss
Cynicus,
Congrats! Sounds like a sweet gig.
So you'll have a hard time depressing me right now. With that in mind - what's going on?
A giant asteroid is going to hit the Earth in 2 weeks, destroying life as we know it.
Nah!
Wow, Cynicus, what great news. Congratulations!
Thanz Hecate. My starting step toward responsibleness for the world - cutting down the commute.
i wish i could live in city and walk, but Susan says she can't breathe in town. (Daniel Boone descendant, guess it's genetic)
-
ok and here is a very smart argument i never thought of before that seems useful for a variety of republican smears
Here's what I told a couple of old people today who were reciting the whole "secret Muslim, won't salute the flag" bullshit. I asked them if they had heard John McCain or any other political opponent say that. They said no. I said, well, if it was true, wouldn't that be the easiest thing to do to win against him? If they aren't saying it, it's because they know it's not true and they'll get caught in a big lie. This is why they float this stuff as rumors - so they won't ever have to be called out on doing the lying openly.
http://tpmelectioncentral.talkin...comment-
2804283
and later
Cynicus, that's awesome!
Reduces stress in one area of your life.
Attempts to depress you? Well, Cheney is still president, even though I think he's among the undead now.
With that in mind - what's going on?
I signed a contract with a landscaper today.
can't believe there are people this dumb
Part desperate, part predatory, maybe some part dumb. It's a sick, sad algebra these days.
Hecate, I'm so sorry.
I find contractors on my property to be trauma inducing.
Step into my office, baby!
I find contractors on my property to be trauma inducing.
It is, but I think the results are going to be worth it. I like this guy and I think he "gets" it. Wish me luck.
good afternoon freethinkers how are you all?
Hecate, indeed, what color candle would be good for this?
"Illinois caps interest rates at 400 percent on payday loans, which are taken out for no longer than 120 days. But on longer-term loans, the sky's the limit. And the state depends on consumers to alert them to questionable Internet lenders."
That's mighty fine regulating there.
Fuck, that is totally evil.
Kitty, doing well. Hoping to see Maddy later.
can't believe there are people this dumb:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/bu...story? track=rss
1Watt, Hermit | Homepage | 05.10.08 - 7:13 pm | #
My patron from hell is that naive. Though I think we stopped in time from doing that. He's gullible and doesn't handle money well.
"So you'll have a hard time depressing me right now."
First Attempt
http://tinyurl.com/369c5k
If that doesn't work, we may have to call in a pro like Sally Struthers.
Richard, you'd do better with your local loan shark.
Err, I meant Step Into My Office, Baby!