I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Fritz again!
I just love this game.
I hereby claim this thread on behalf of our Lord and Savior Denny Terrio.
.
I'll tell them in a bit. Promise.
Curse you zombie justice!
*choke*
"You Know My Number (Look Up My Name)" 
Got home this evening and caught a former government official on the Newshour glibly saying that the phone companies had "stripped" personal information from the phone records they handed over and therefore the information is not useful.
That's like saying a company has been handing out Social Security numbers, but without names and birthdates, so there's nothing to worry about.
"Didn't you notice a powerful and obnoxious odor of mendacity in this room? There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity. You can smell it. It smells like death."
-- Big Daddy, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
re howard dean's comments: it might be more honest to actually quote in full context:
He added, “The Democratic Party platform from 2004 says that marriage is between a man and a woman. That's what it says. I think where we may take exception with some religious leaders is that we believe in inclusion, that everybody deserves to live with dignity and respect, and that equal rights under the law are important.”
“I'm not saying we're going to agree with everything, between the more conservative evangelicals and the Democrats, but there's a lot more common ground than most people realize, and we're willing to work with the evangelical community,” Dean said.
Whoopeee! It's so
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Don't post anything here until I finish reading the last thread.
Amen, Uncle Smokes. Thank you. Mendacity, it's tha style!!
Mmm, love these California King sheets.
Anyone watching the Are You My Mother's Day edition of Dr. Who?
I'm watching Ed Schultz and my close friend VBen yell at each other on CNN.
Our very own El Gato Negro has written probably the greatest blog post of all time
Praise jeebus, and pass the xtian babies!
Sudden change of plans for Chimpy next week -- WSJ
The chief executives of GM, Ford and DaimlerChrysler’s Chrysler unit won’t be meeting with President Bush on Thursday, May 18, after all. The White House delayed the scheduled meeting because Bush is now planning an out of town trip, probably related to his efforts to prod Congress to pass an immigration bill.
re howard dean's comments: it might be more honest to actually quote in full context:
Yeah, but where's the fun in that? It's so much more exciting to trash him for the wrong thing he said and apologized for.
Yeah agreed.
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Let's have some take on the latest buzz, from Truthout: Rove will be indicted and will resign!
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/051206Y.shtml
For comparison, see:
http://thinkprogress.org/2006/04/21/msnbcs-
shuster-signs-point-to-rove-indictment/
Who is the Beaver Cleaver/Donny Osmond clone arguing with Randi on CNN?
The best bog post ever, wherein El Gato Negro solves the Civility Crisis.
Anyone watching the Are You My Mother's Day edition of Dr. Who?
Shh. It just started on my tivo.
anyone want to watch a remake of the starchamber with w in the michael douglas role?
what a joke.
I juggle Christian babies.
"Anyone watching the Are You My Mother's Day edition of Dr. Who?"
She is his mummy.
Not his dracula or his frankenstein or his wolfman, but his mummy!
MYOB'
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I can't keep my fingers on the keyboard.
After posting on the supersize thread below, which is like trying to cartwheel on the surface of Jupiter, I feel gravitationally released.
Better pause for a pinch of my calmative herbal infusion, lest I begin to levitate.
laura rozen has a couple of posts up about what sleazy operators foggo/wilkes from personal acquaintances:
http://www.warandpiece.com/
That's like saying a company has been handing out Social Security numbers, but without names and birthdates, so there's nothing to worry about.
Yeah. I don't see people buying it.
Here’s my analysis of how NSA goofed and a proposed solution to protect civil liberties. Still means someone needs to get indicted for privacy violations.
The best bog post ever,
And the best Freudian slip ever, too.
The best bog post ever, wherein El Gato Negro solves the Civility Crisis.
FUCK YOU, LOUT!
[makes yet another fucking deposit to the Swear jar...and another fucking deposit, shit, another, goddamned it, another, and another fucking...oh, hell, i'll just transfer my goddamned fucking bank balance...]
My kids told me to say that.
MYOB'
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I don't see why Dem TV peeps wouldn't fucking *pay* to be on the screamfests right now.
Rethug: Blah, blah, patriotic American, blah, blah.
Dem (filing nails, clearing throat): 29.
Better pause for a pinch of my calmative herbal infusion, lest I begin to levitate.
Little Brøther
A pinch of an infusion? Take my advice and use a straw.
Yeah, but where's the fun in that? It's so much more exciting to trash him for the wrong thing he said and apologized for.
NTodd, Windizzle™ | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 9:51 pm | #
I cheat on my wife with you, and this is how you repay me?
Who is this little baby-faced wingnut
putz talkshow guy on Larry King
right now?
I cheat on my wife with you, and this is how you repay me?
What? I cheated on you with your wife while you were cheating on me.
But I've said too much.
AND YOU DON'T NOT SPEAK FOR ME, BI-CHEATING, DEAN-BASHING SOUP-MAKING PUKE!
Since it's a new thread, can I blogwhore babyblogging again?
Anyone watching the Are You My Mother's Day edition of Dr. Who?
Eli
that was a good one, a two parts one as well. The new season starts after the Hockey playoffs in canada. can't wait
HOOKERS on a Friday evening. That's premium time, babe.
NYMary, though an unhinged moonbat, is properly reproducing to save America. She is owed thanks.
[makes yet another fucking deposit to the Swear jar...and another fucking deposit, shit, another, goddamned it, another, and another fucking...oh, hell, i'll just transfer my goddamned fucking bank balance...]
NTodd, Windizzle™
Time for John Cooper Clarke's Evidently Chickentown.
[Wish I still had the recording of him doing this live--the rhythm is hypnotic.]
*Sob*
I do so don't not speak for you!
I really should pack and/or pack it in. I'd hate to miss my AM flight since I get to hang out with watertiger all weekend...
Anyone making predictions on exactly what the revelations Russell Tice will ake before the Senate Armed Services Committee next week?
I say it's that George W. Bush eats human flesh from hookers his friend Kevin brings him.
MYOB'
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Bog trotter.
Since it's a new thread, can I blogwhore babyblogging again?
Only if you do it in a novel approach that doesn't involve descriptives or anything resembling actual writing.
Liber Anglia Nova! It's the right thing to do.
Anyone watching the Are You My Mother's Day edition of Dr. Who?
Nah. I was listening to Lima get ta-too'd by the Brewahs.
Since it's a new thread, can I blogwhore babyblogging again?
NYMary
as many times as you can
Since it's a new thread, can I blogwhore babyblogging again?
NYMary | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 9:57 pm | #
Only if I can catblogwhore...
I do so don't not speak for you!
[parsing...]
Since it's a new thread, can I blogwhore babyblogging again?
Only if I can blogwhore catblogging.
Time for John Cooper Clarke's Evidently Chickentown.
[Wish I still had the recording of him doing this live--the rhythm is hypnotic.]
Uncle Smokes
Jeez, haven't thought about him in years.
What was that song about bringing back hanging? "Suspended Sentence." Pretty funny.
"Evidently Chickentown" is actually a WWII British rhyme. Don't know why he credited it to himself.
I was wondering how my neighbour could save a fortune on her credit cards. Now I too have the secret.
Anyone watching the Are You My Mother's Day edition of Dr. Who?
Best two episodes of the new series. Written by Coupling creator Steve Moffat.
Penalty bog.
Anyone watching the Are You My Mother's Day edition of Dr. Who?
Yes.
randi just challenged the little dweeb as to why he was 22 and not in iraq? Not in the military like she was at 22.
fabulous shit
now let big eddie get a word in
Nah. I was listening to Lima get ta-too'd by the Brewahs.
I knew it was too good to last.
Oh yeah, here's Sam today and yesterday (well, that was today, too, but wicked early so let's call it yesterday). And I even did something kinda fucking serious about the juror who resisted the death penalty...
randi just challenged the little dweeb as to why he was 22 and not in iraq? Not in the military like she was at 22.
"I'm not 22, I'm 24" .. devastating comeback from VBen.
Rethugs love reducing complex problems into "Joe SixPack" solutions.
OK. You've had home field advantage the entire time. The refs are under contract to your Poppy. It's midway through the 3rd quarter.
We're leading 71-29.
I knew it was too good to last.
Oh, I dunno. But Lima, well ... he's desparately not good.
Since it's a new thread, can I blogwhore babyblogging again?
NYMary
You have to wait 9 months.
randi just challenged the little dweeb as to why he was 22 and not in iraq?
Yeah, that was great.
That was me posting as anonymous.
Who is this little baby-faced wingnut
putz talkshow guy on Larry King
right now?
steve simels
another bad ad for home schooling
Who is this little baby-faced wingnut
I was under the impression that it's "Virgin" Ben Shapiro.
Oh ya,
Fuck Verizon.
Oh, I dunno. But Lima, well ... he's desparately not good.
That's what I was talking about. He got off to a promising start in this one.
randi just challenged the little dweeb as to why he was 22 and not in iraq? Not in the military like she was at 22.
fabulous shit
now let big eddie get a word in
ErinPDX
missed it! What did Tucker Jr replied?
I like Christopher Eggleston as Dr. Who. He's got that slightly goofy thing going on.
Yes.
watertiger
Watertiger? You're a Who fan?
Never would have guessed.
Not Ben Shapiro... Ben Ferguson.. (?)
missed it! What did Tucker Jr replied?
Crickets, basically.
I like Christopher Eggleston as Dr. Who. He's got that slightly goofy thing going on.
Apparently he'll be the next no. 6 for a Prisoner remake.
==missed it! What did Tucker Jr replied?
Dick Hry==
Hey! that was me! what's happening with haloscan?
I like Christopher Eggleston as Dr. Who. He's got that slightly goofy thing going on.
Yeah, he definitely has the whole cheerfully-seat-of-the-pants thing down, which surprised me because he's usually so dour.
That's what I was talking about. He got off to a promising start in this one.
Oh. Thought you meant the Mets overall. Yeah, Lima was fine through the first few, but ya just knew he wouldn't have stamina.
What did Tucker Jr replied?
He pointed out that he wasn't 22, he was 24.. take that, moonbats! You should have checked the kerning!
Apparently he'll be the next no. 6 for a Prisoner remake.
No need for a remake, but that I think that *would* work.
Rethugs love reducing complex problems into "Joe SixPack" solutions.
Hey, if you can find one illegal immigrant and throw him or her out of the country, you can throw them all out. You just have to do it 12 million more times. That's um...let's see...all you have to do is find a million illegals a day, and line up 10,000 buses that can hold a hundred people each, and the problem's solved in two weeks, tops.
Only if you do it in a novel approach that doesn't involve descriptives or anything resembling actual writing.
NTodd, Windizzle™ |
Sorry, I got nuthin'. Long, bad day.
"I'm not 22, I'm 24" .. devastating comeback from VBen.
Oh man, that fucking rocks my world.
Fuck Verizon.
Ouch. My company's biggest customer. And now I'm in a big argument with the Chairman of our Board on our internal blog about how wiretapping and the phone records thing is anathema to the Republic (he and I have a history).
If fucking Verizon cuts their training budget in response to the lawsuits and possible fines, I hope somebody will donate to the Sam/Mex Kibble Fund...
Oh. Thought you meant the Mets overall. Yeah, Lima was fine through the first few, but ya just knew he wouldn't have stamina.
I guess Willie didn't.
Simels -- are you still here?
I like Christopher Eggleston as Dr. Who. He's got that slightly goofy thing going on.
Apparently he'll be the next no. 6 for a Prisoner remake.
Scoopernicus, Plain and Tall
Dr. Who is fine. Remaking "The Prisoner" is sacrilege.
I'm only glad I got my DVD's when I did. Posterity will thank me.
Watertiger? You're a Who fan?
Never would have guessed.
psycho waters run deep.
Hey, if you can find one illegal immigrant and throw him or her out of the country, you can throw them all out. You just have to do it 12 million more times.
It should get easier with practice.
That was me posting as anonymous.
Scoopernicus, Plain and Tall
Yeah, that was totally opaque because so many people demand NE's independence... 
Apparently he'll be the next no. 6 for a Prisoner remake.
No need for a remake, but that I think that *would* work.
Oddly enough those were my thought exactly.
You can run but you can't hide from the spiritual advisor to Nixon and Ford and Carter and Reagan and Bush and Clinton and Bush.
All American wars are just, and Jesus moves product.
Yours in Christ,
Billy
Hey! that was me! what's happening with haloscan?
Oooo, I love when haloscan fucks with names. I only saw it happen once, but it sure was funny.
You have to wait 9 months.
shawk
Weeeeeellll.... this is *me* we're talking about....
Sorry, I got nuthin'. Long, bad day.
oh, cara mia. sounds like Liberal Mountain's an itchy, sneezy, sleep-deprived, overly probed place at the moment.
why does O.J hate america?
i mean seriously. shouldn't he just scurry under some rock somewhere and go into stasis?
Dr Who: after the first series, you'll get a new episode "the christmas special" (2 hours)introducing the new, lighte,r Dr Who. A killer anti-war episode
You have to keep remaking Dr. Who, he regenerates. But as I recall regeneration past the 12th one is impossible.
I'm afraid that Tom Baker, my first Dr. Who is the only one I can accept.
Rethugs love reducing complex problems into "Joe SixPack" solutions.
Speaking of which: just how clueless do you have to be to write punditry for major publications?
"Don't forget the Welfare State!"
-- Dr. Who.
Is it wrong to want to drug your toddler with thorazine, so he will go to sleep before 10?
(approaching eschaton distractedly, full of questions about the FBI raiding the CIA)
Apparently [Eccleston'll] be the next no. 6 for a Prisoner remake.
Scoopernicus, Plain and Tall | 05.12.06 - 10:05 pm |
(turning around instantly and leaving distractedly to dig up stuff on a new prisoner series)
ROVE INDICTMENT IMMINENT:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_200...6/
051206Y.shtml
Hey, if you can find one illegal immigrant and throw him or her out of the country, you can throw them all out. You just have to do it 12 million more times. That's um...let's see...all you have to do is find a million illegals a day, and line up 10,000 buses that can hold a hundred people each, and the problem's solved in two weeks, tops.
Phila | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:06 pm | #
I personally have thrown out dozens of illegal immigrants. And that was in just one afternoon.
And I've got a bum leg.
Sorry, I got nuthin'. Long, bad day.
Sorry about that. Despite your lack of descriptives, I was able to form an image in my mind, and it makes me feel bad. If the lout weren't around I'd send you lots of love. As it is, I'll just send you a little, with a side of empathy.
Watertiger? You're a Who fan?
Never would have guessed.
psycho waters run deep.
And here I was thinking you weren't perfect in everyway...
Yeah, that was totally opaque because so many people demand NE's independence...
I would be sincerely disapointed if anyone ever took me seriously.
why does this e-mail address
dickh14@hotmail.com
appears everytime right after i post?
It should get easier with practice.
Can we practice on "Lima Time!"?
.
If fucking Verizon cuts their training budget in response to the lawsuits and possible fines, I hope somebody will donate to the Sam/Mex Kibble Fund...
No worries, mate. I gots lotsa quarters.
You have to keep remaking Dr. Who, he regenerates. But as I recall regeneration past the 12th one is impossible.
I'm afraid that Tom Baker, my first Dr. Who is the only one I can accept.
olvlzl
The "regenerations" of Romana (to change to actress Lalla Ward) brought howls from the purists.
I'm not sure the producers are going to limit themselves on that one. Although, like you, Tom Baker is still the only Dr. Who for me. Actually had a Tom Baker scarf once, but lost it.
Gonna take up knitting just to have another one. In time for global warming, no less.
I think that they should ask all the kindergardeners in the schools where their parents were born, and arrest the ones who hesitate.
NTodd!!!!
" so he'll be fine, if a bit terrified by Dad and annoyed that he doesn't have free reign to go outside."
REIN, DAMMIT, REIN! REINS ARE THOSE LONG STRAPPY THINGS THAT ARE HOOKED UP TO A BIT AND THEN ARE LET GO FREE! LOOSE! GET IT????? FREE REIGN WOULD BE LETTING SHRUB BE KING!
Finish packing.
You have to keep remaking Dr. Who, he regenerates. But as I recall regeneration past the 12th one is impossible.
Yes, I've been wondering just how they plan to handle it now that it's getting close. I wonder if the extinction of the Time Lords (anyone know the story there?) figures into the solution in any way, since I think The Master had some kind of life-extension strategy which was against Time Lord law. But if there are no other Time Lords...
"Don't forget the Welfare State!"
-- Dr. Who.
The Old Man From Scene 2
Couple of 'Shaun of the Dead' actors pop up on this season too.
Rove Informs White House He Will Be Indicted
http://www.truthout.org/docs_200...6/
051206Y.shtml
I guess Willie didn't.
I s'pose he doesn't have a lot of flexibility these days. But, geez, Lima time chafes. And now the bullpen seems put off its rhythm by the aggressiveness of the Brewahs lineup.
Meh.
You have to wait 9 months.
shawk
Weeeeeellll.... this is *me* we're talking about....
Knocked up in 3...2...1...
I`assume you've seen this:
Jason Leopold: Rove Informs White House He Will Be Indicted
Couple of 'Shaun of the Dead' actors pop up on this season too.
I still laugh at Ed's "Got Wood?" t-shirt.
watertiger,
Toward the end of the pregnancy, I developed a minor case of carpal tunnel. Today I had to get electrodes glued to me so I could get electric shocks and stuck with needles. Repeatedly. To see how my nerves were doing.
It really shook me.
Hey, if you can find one illegal immigrant and throw him or her out of the country, you can throw them all out. You just have to do it 12 million more times. That's um...let's see...all you have to do is find a million illegals a day, and line up 10,000 buses that can hold a hundred people each, and the problem's solved in two weeks, tops.
Phila
Same way they're gonna sift those trillions of phone calls AT&T gave the NSA, looking for patterns.
Course, you go looking for something, you find it. Whether it's there or not. But why let reality ruin a good thing, right?
The "regenerations" of Romana (to change to actress Lalla Ward) brought howls from the purists.
Saw Mary Tamm in a recent episode of 'Jonnathon Creek'. Don't like the show that much, but damn she still looks fine.
And now the bullpen seems put off its rhythm by the aggressiveness of the Brewahs lineup.
Have the Brewers officially turned into the NL Angels?
On the History Channel....
'High Hitler'
Investigative look into whether Drug dependence played a role in Adolf Hitler's decisions.
I wonder how Rush feals about this subject?
MYOB'
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Hey, if you can find one illegal immigrant and throw him or her out of the country, you can throw them all out.
I really don't get the whole immigration issue coming to a head *right now*.
It seems to be an act of desperation by the republicans, much like Schiavo. Pandering to the base.
I live in probably the second most popular destination for illegal immigrants (Houston). I don't think I have ever heard a Houstonian bitch about the illegal immigrants.
Why? They do all of our yards, clean our houses, do the blue collar work, and basically do not add to crime to any extent. When they do, it is mainly Mexican on Mexican at a bar in the barrios.
Is it just racism masked in other concerns? That's the way I see it, unless someone can tell me what I'm missing.
I still laugh at Ed's "Got Wood?" t-shirt.
"We're coming to get you, Barbara!"
They'd better watch out. I remember what happened when The Master tried to break the rules, then it seems to have been forgotten.
I did like the first Romana, she didn't take any crap from The Dr. The second one reminded me of what happened to Lois Lane who went from street smart butch to Mrs. Cleaver's lobotomized cousin. It was enough to bend an impressionable child.
wonder if the extinction of the Time Lords (anyone know the story there?)
Implication in the Father's Day episode was they created a time paradox which wiped them out.
Seemed fitting, somehow.
Notice how they scheduled a prime time appearance on Monday for Bush to talk about his "comprehensive immigration plan" with nothing really new in it. It's not that this issue really helps him. They know it doesn't (not with the base anyway). It's pure interference to jam the NSA stuff over the next few news cycles.
Snow's apparent screw up on the scheduling of the gaggle today was also not a mistake. More interference.
MYOB:
Investigative look into whether Drug dependence played a role in Adolf Hitler's decisions.
It certainly played a part in John Kennedy's.
Seems like people are fetishizing that Leopold article about Rove ...
I got nuthin'. Long, bad day.
Sorry to hear that. Fridays really shouldn't suck. Want some HOOKERS?
More cuteness blogging
inanity
They are beautiful!
Today I had to get electrodes glued to me so I could get electric shocks and stuck with needles. Repeatedly. To see how my nerves were doing.
oh, shite! how often do you have to have this done?
...line up 10,000 buses that can hold a hundred people each, and the problem's solved in two weeks, tops.
Phila
They can use all those buses left over from New Orleans.
NYMary--
Ooog. Needles.
You have my deepest and profoundest sympathies.
And a special place in my prayers.
Did anybody see the minutemen on CSPAN earlier today?
Its weird for me to admit this, but they seemed like reasonable people with a reasonable concern.
While trying to speak freely at a microphone to exercise their 1st ammendment rights, their detractors were in the background trying their best to drown them out.
Course, you go looking for something, you find it. Whether it's there or not.
As Krazy said of Ignatz, "Li'l filossyfur...always he seeks the truth, and always he finds it."
" so he'll be fine, if a bit terrified by Dad and annoyed that he doesn't have free reign to go outside."
REIN, DAMMIT, REIN! REINS ARE THOSE LONG STRAPPY THINGS THAT ARE HOOKED UP TO A BIT AND THEN ARE LET GO FREE! LOOSE! GET IT????? FREE REIGN WOULD BE LETTING SHRUB BE KING!
Yeah, but I'm sleepy and drunk, so I always add an extra 'g'. Its my way. And no, I don't wanna put a fuckign apostrophe in 'its', okay? Why? Because Dad already red me the fucking riot act on that won.
fuckshitdamnasshellbitchdickfuckfuckfuck
Eli
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_lords
MYOB'
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I`assume you've seen this:
Jason Leopold: Rove Informs White House He Will Be Indicted
Wow. I had'nt noticed that.
sorry MK, I had to do that.
Evening Bats!
I like Christopher Eggleston as Dr. Who. He's got that slightly goofy thing going on.
He can defienlty do drama well, I was impressed with him in "Dalek", and the "Father" episode. That's when I became intrigued by the "Prisoner" idea.
I think this new prisoner might be more disturbing than the original. The psychological and physical torture will be more relevant today than in the original.
My question is who will play the #2's
I want Lady Judy Densch, Ian McNeice and Sir Derek Jacobi for starts. For a non Brit Dean Stockwell.
How are they going to get around the no regeneration beyond 12 rule!
Maybe they could adopt Oliver?
"Play nice"?Not too damned likely.
I did like the first Romana, she didn't take any crap from The Dr. The second one reminded me of what happened to Lois Lane who went from street smart butch to Mrs. Cleaver's lobotomized cousin. It was enough to bend an impressionable child.
Clearly I was older. I liked the first Romana because she was the best looking companion the Dr. ever had.
California Snow
Dave Alvin/Tom Russell
(Blue Horn Toad Music, BMI, and Frontera Music, ASCAP, administered by Bug Music)
I’m just tryin’ to make a livin’ I’m an old man at thirty-nine/With two kids and an ex-wife Who moved up to Riverside/I’m workin’ down on the border/Drivin’ back roads every night Mountains east of El Cajon North of the Tecate line./Where the California summer sun Will burn right through your soul/But in the winter you can freeze to death In the California snow.
I catch the ones I’m able to And watch the others slip away/I know some by their faces And I even know some by name/I guess they think that we’re all Movie stars and millionaires/ I guess that they still believe That dreams come true up here./But I guess the weather’s warmer down in Mexico/And no one ever tells them ‘bout the California snow.
Last winter I found a man and wife Just about daybreak/Layin’ in a frozen ditch South of the interstate/I wrapped ‘em both in blankets But she’d already died/The next day we sent him back alone Across the borderline./I don’t know where they came from Or where they planned to go/But we carried her all night long Through the California snow.
Sometimes when I’m alone out here I get to thinkin’ about my life/Maybe I should go to Riverside And try to fix things with my wife/Or maybe just get in my truck And drive as far as I can go/Away from all the ghosts that haunt The California snow./Where the California summer sun Can burn right to your soul And in the winter you can freeze to death In the California snow.
Implication in the Father's Day episode was they created a time paradox which wiped them out.
So there wasn't an actual Extinction Of The Time Lords episode.
My question is who will play the #2's
I want Lady Judy Densch, Ian McNeice and Sir Derek Jacobi for starts. For a non Brit Dean Stockwell.
Ian McKellan too!
How's this for a twist? Patrick McGoohan as a No. 2.
NYMary--
i had carpal surgery on both wrists about 10 years ago. It never came back
Illegal immigrants aren't going anywhere.
I'd rather see all the money we're about to blow on border control go into teaching Mexicans English and spreading post-Catholic views on women and education.
chris/tx,
Thjey have a lot to distract people from. Remember the summer of 04, when GAYS were going to TAKE OVER the WORLD!!!???!!!
Same shit, the enemy in our midst. Goebbels 101.
Is it just racism masked in other concerns?
It's racism plus the desire of companies to keep wages down plus the desire of companies and politicians to keep the electorate destracted and focused on an "enemy" other than themselves.
BTW, I think the internets should launch a modified lesbian phone tree to really fuck with the phone call patterns.
Ack.
GOP Duo Back Hayden for CIA
Hagel and Collins Offer Praise Despite Controversy Over Phone Records
By Charles Babington
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, May 13, 2006; Page A03
Air Force Gen. Michael V. Hayden won praise from two moderate Republican senators yesterday, a sign of strength for his bid to become CIA director despite a furor over the government's reported massive collection of telephone records.
A Washington Post-ABC News overnight poll, meanwhile, indicates that most Americans support such government operations in the name of hunting potential terrorists. Nonetheless, several Democratic lawmakers called for investigations into the data gathering, and one said Hayden's credibility is in question.
Hayden, who met individually with five senators yesterday, will be closely questioned about the legality of surveillance operations in open and closed confirmation hearings by the Senate intelligence committee next week, several lawmakers said. But two Republicans who have opposed the Bush administration on some issues strongly hinted they will vote to confirm him.
"I support him," Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-Neb.), an intelligence committee member, said after meeting with the nominee. In a later interview Hagel added, "There's no question that General Hayden is going to have to fully and clearly explain these programs and precisely his role" in them.
Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine), who also met with Hayden, called him "highly qualified" to head the CIA.
As Krazy said of Ignatz, "Li'l filossyfur...always he seeks the truth, and always he finds it."
Phila
You throwin' bricks at me again?
What's up Toby? How's it going?
I really don't get the whole immigration issue coming to a head *right now*.
This prolly has nothing to do with it but Enron, Iraq, Katrina, Central Asian Petrochemicals, Global Warming, Vote Fraud, Domestic surveillance, Rove/Plame, Ambramoffakah/Dukestir/Gay Hookers At the Watergate Gate, MediScam, Destroying the Internet and Goss are all coming to a head.
Today I had to get electrodes glued to me so I could get electric shocks and stuck with needles.
What's the cover charge at that club?
How are they going to get around the no regeneration beyond 12 rule!
This is Sci-Fi we are talking about. Deus Ex Machima, he will go in search of the "Time Lord's" whatsits that allows a time Lord to gain another twelve or join up with little people with big hairy feet and throw a ring into a crater.
Or the BBC will say screw that and lets do a reimagining
I`assume you've seen this:
Jason Leopold: Rove Informs White House He Will Be Indicted
meddling kids | 05.12.06 - 10:12 pm | #
Oh.
My.
God.
Nothing in my entire life has ever
made me happier, save for two things:
learning last night that Bush had dropped to 29
percent, and back in high school
when ultimate shiksa goddess Patti
Harris asked me out on a date.
Today I had to get electrodes glued to me so I could get electric shocks and stuck with needles. Repeatedly. To see how my nerves were doing.
Oh ya. I've had that experience. Really odd sensations. Had it done for my elbow (Ulnar Nueritis). Was'nt all that painful, it just felt weird.
I'd rather see all the money we're about to blow on border control go into teaching Mexicans English and spreading post-Catholic views on women and education.
Wow, that sounds wicked progressive. I have totally reassessed my deep, deep hatred of you and your philosophy.
They are beautiful!
Plum P | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:15 pm | #
Thanks Plum P.
NYMary--are you sure your doctors aren't just sadists??
Its weird for me to admit this, but they seemed like reasonable people with a reasonable concern.
Too bad...'cause the leadership comprises raving lunatics who consort with Nazis. And a lot of the rank and file are pretty screwy too.
But if they sound reasonable...mission accomplished!
"Its weird for me to admit this, but they seemed like reasonable people with a reasonable concern."
There's too many f*cking white people in this country.
I'm sure some here would agree, you f*cking white skins need to go back to yourup and leave our sacred homeland to those who were here FIRST!
MYOB'
.
So there wasn't an actual Extinction Of The Time Lords episode.
Eli
I'm assuming there is an explanation coming. Maybe even an episode.
Which would, of course, further complicate the paradox.
"We're coming to get you, Barbara!"
"Gaaaaay!"
NYMary, I've had all those carpal tunnel tests, and it didn't really bother me much. What I didn't like was the doctor telling me I needed wrist surgery, so I ignored him, and now I'm just fine.
Hey, Joe. Sorry I couldn't get you much heat from your recent comments at my blog. But feel free to have another go whenever.
Nixon doesn't seem as bad lately. Maybe W is just a black op run by Dick from the grave to elevate his stature.
oh NYMary, carpal tunnel sucks, only adding to your lack of sleep. Hugs to you.
Oops, that last Claudia Black post
about dating a shisksa goddess was me.
I regret the error and the lesbian
innuendo.
I think this new prisoner might be more disturbing than the original. The psychological and physical torture will be more relevant today than in the original.
Will the ending be coherent? And would that be a good thing or a bad thing?
How's this for a twist? Patrick McGoohan as a No. 2.
Scoopernicus, Plain and Tall | 05.12.06 - 10:16 pm | #
I was going to say that but I was afraid of a "purists" flame attack. I should have remembered this is eschaton and not ain't it cool news
Random German in the 1930s: Why is this whole Jewish thing coming to a head right now?
Well, it looks like one hand's basically okay, and the other's on the mend (pregnancy related CTS often goes away on its own) so hopefully not too much more. But I was surprised, since I'm usually fairly stoic about pain. I found myself picking out a Mother's Day card for Mother Thersites and getting all weepy because my mother has passed away. First time Mother's Day has ever affected me that way.
Phila:
If a Nazi said two plus two equaled 4 would you disagree with him because he was a Nazi?
This prolly has nothing to do with it but Enron, Iraq, Katrina, Central Asian Petrochemicals, Global Warming, Vote Fraud, Domestic surveillance, Rove/Plame, Ambramoffakah/Dukestir/Gay Hookers At the Watergate Gate, MediScam, Destroying the Internet and Goss are all coming to a head.
IOWs
29
"We're coming to get you, Barbara!"
"Gaaaaay!"
"You're acting like a child!"
"Gaaaaay!"
"I'll stop doing 'em when you stop laughing."
Toby, other than your mother, nobody reads your blog. She is just monitoring your medication levels. It bores her too.
Bless your heart, Toby. You are very special.
Think that sounds progressive?
Maybe 1900s progressive, but great!
Oooo Rush in Concert on INHD2
Shaun of the Dead actors
Spaced rules
Toby: Thanks bro. I'll be over again.
I found myself picking out a Mother's Day card for Mother Thersites and getting all weepy because my mother has passed away. First time Mother's Day has ever affected me that way.
NYMary | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:20 pm | #
I'm sorry to hear that, NYMary.
GOP Duo Back Hayden for CIA
That's no surprise. The congress exists to help centralize power in the executive.
They can't be bothered with so naive a concern as a balance of powers or so quaint a notion as civil liberties.
Phila:
If a Nazi said two plus two equaled 4 would you disagree with him because he was a Nazi?
Joe
I'm going to stop talking to you now.
Great, the Austin Nazi(TM) is here,
spewing spittle in his wake.
Hey Tobes, re: you theory we lost
the war in Iraq because we didn't
kill enough people early on.
How should we have done that? And
who should we have killed?
smalfish: how is the moral today? Anymore news about treatment?
and back in high school
when ultimate shiksa goddess Patti
Harris asked me out on a date.
Claudia Black
um....steve
Random German in the 1930s: Why is this whole Jewish thing coming to a head right now?
Because they stabbed us in the back!
If a Nazi said two plus two equaled 4 would you disagree with him because he was a Nazi?
Nope. But a Nazi would claim 2+2=5.
Fuck off, Nazi.
Phila:
Stop talking to me now? Because you're stumped?
My mother basically refuses to read my blog. Maybe occasionally, but that's it.
Any second now simels is going to tell us he is Claudia Black, and apologize for the confusion.
NTodd:
Are you calling me a Nazi?
This is Sci-Fi we are talking about. Deus Ex Machima, he will go in search of the "Time Lord's" whatsits that allows a time Lord to gain another twelve or join up with little people with big hairy feet and throw a ring into a crater.
Or the BBC will say screw that and lets do a reimagining
How about this: The nanogenes in tonight's episode rejuvenated him.
I regret the error and the lesbian
innuendo.
steve simels | 05.12.06 - 10:20 pm | #
Claudia Black's a clam diver?
MYOB'
.
Claudia Black and Steve Simels dated teh same shiksa goddess in high school.
Will the ending be coherent? And would that be a good thing or a bad thing?
Eli
That's it, you see: the original was purely a product of its culture, and a wondrous mess, indeed.
A remake will be a product of its culture, but still a "remake." Dr. Who has been "reinvented," but the premise itself allows for that, so it's not an awkward "new" version overlaid on the old.
But hell, I was 13 when "The Prisoner" first aired, and it was the single greatest TV show I ever saw, or ever would see. So what do I know?
Gotta go watch the Dr. Who I just taped.
Simels:
And
who should we have killed?
We should have killed more Islamofascists, Steve.
Duh.
But hell, I was 13 when "The Prisoner" first aired, and it was the single greatest TV show I ever saw, or ever would see. So what do I know?
Gotta go watch the Dr. Who I just taped.
Rmj, Wandering Aengus
You're unmutual!
How about this: The nanogenes in tonight's episode rejuvenated him.
That'll work.
I told both Verizon (wireless) and BellSouth (land line) to suck it in the last two days. I encourage you to do the same. Also told them why in no uncertain terms. It was fun.
Working Assets gave me a pretty good wireless deal. Try them if you want. I feel good saving money and telling the BushCo collaborators to fuck themselves at the same time. Your results may vary.
Peace.
Oh, steve beat me to it.
I regret the error and the lesbian
innuendo.
steve simels
Oh, I don't believe that.
NTodd:
Are you calling me a Nazi?
Joe | 05.12.06 - 10:23 pm | #
NTodd its not like you to get so intimate right away. I think you should start slow and call Joe-wad an asshole first, move your way up to fuckhead, and then Nazi.
jus sayin'
Phila:
Stop talking to me now? Because you're stumped?
Joe
No. It's a nice way of saying you're really not very bright, and you're embarassing yourself.
Are you calling me a Nazi?
Sure, why not?
Prove to me you aren't. I'm not getting my packing done, anyway.
are you my mommy?
I miss Battlestar Galactica...
Are you calling me a Nazi?
Joe
If he doesn't, I will.
F'n Nazi.
Rmj, Wandering Aengus:
Really? How did I embarrass myself?
to any trollologist: Is Toby posting under a second name so he can have a 'conversation'?
When does the next fracking season start Rorschach? You looking forward to the spin off Caprica?
I found myself picking out a Mother's Day card for Mother Thersites and getting all weepy because my mother has passed away. First time Mother's Day has ever affected me that way.
Probably doesn't help that you haven't had a good night's sleep in god knows how long and had just been subjected to an inordinate amount of pain.
I tear up sometimes when I've done something that I think would make my father laugh and realize that he's not around.
how is the moral today? Anymore news about treatment?
I think I'm trying to ignore the whole thing, Lethargy is a very severe symptom.
Yeah, that was totally opaque because so many people demand NE's independence...
NTodd, Windizzle™
viva Cascadia!
a clam diver?
Uh, what?
NTodd,
You're a pretty brave guy to call me a Nazi in the comments section of a blog.
I agree that the Prisoner was the best TV show ever.
http://apoeticjustice.blogspot.c.../o-
freedom.html O! Freedom!
I regret the error and the lesbian
innuendo.
steve simels
Remember "Man Rules #27" never regret lesbians, especially if they are 20ish blonde bombshells in um.... adult oriented cinema....
Dem, the regulars here have it in their power to have whatever conversation they wish to have with me.
When it goes poorly, that's a reflection on them.
We should have killed more Islamofascists, Steve.
Duh.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:23 pm | #
Do they have Islamofascit ID cards?
Or do they wear "I'm
an Islamofascist" t-shirts?
Otherwise, how could you know to
capture them and line em up to
kill em?
I'm assuming that's what your tactic
would have been.
I see Toby brought an idiot so he'd have someone to talk to here. Isn't that nice. I think I've said everything that I want to. How about you?
I miss Battlestar Galactica...
July seems so far away.
Did that other thread finally?
smalfish: well take care of yoursel, ok?
Walter Neff,
Not Only But Always arrived today. I'll drop you a line when I get a chance to watch it.
Speedy,
Um...Verizon Wireless wasn't involved in the illegality.
Just an FYI.
But it's probably good to get out from under the thumb of the big boys regardless.
I miss Battlestar Galactica...
July seems so far away.
It does. Too bad BSG won't start until fracking October.
I miss Battlestar Galactica...
rorschach | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:25 pm | #
October friend, October
finally END?
meddling kids:
Wow! You called me a Nazi anonymously! They could use more brave people like you in Iraq!
Remember "Man Rules #27" never regret lesbians, especially if they are 20ish blonde bombshells in um.... adult oriented cinema....
To be honest, I have never really gotten the whole lesbian thing. Lesbian sex just makes me feel... excluded.
NTodd,
You're a pretty brave guy to call me a Nazi in the comments section of a blog.
Joe
Just as brave as you being one in the comments section of a blog.
There, that makes two.
Prove to me you aren't. I'm not getting my packing done, anyway.
Ya leaving on a jet plane??
I mean, not the lesbian thing in general, just the part where I'm supposed to think lesbian sex is the Ultimate Hot Thing.
NTodd its not like you to get so intimate right away. I think you should start slow and call Joe-wad an asshole first, move your way up to fuckhead, and then Nazi.
I'm just feeling really open and lovey for some reason. Maybe it's the red wine, maybe it's the images of Divine Watertiger, maybe it's the fact that I once killed a guy name Joe with my barehands. Dunno.
Whatever the reason, I simply feel compelled to call Joe a Nazi. If he can demonstrate that 2+2 does, in fact, equal 4, then maybe I'll reconsider. Or not.
I hereby claim this thread on behalf of our Lord and Savior Denny Terrio.
.
William H. Rehnquist
Ok, haloscam saved me from posting that awful screeed I was about to launch. I am calmer now, thank you.
I walked in from the bathroom to audio of Anderson "cutie-pootie" Cooper. He had somebody saying if Bill Clinton was pres now he'd have bad ratings too. And then there was David good to the last drop Gerckin.
I'm trying to calm down.
Help.
You're a pretty brave guy to call me a Nazi in the comments section of a blog.
Well, ya pretty much asked him to. He's pretty compliant that way.
"Are you calling me a Nazi?"
--Joe
You just called Toby 'bro'.
I don't know about you but I can add 2 + 2 and get nazi.
MYOB'
.
"Are you calling me a Nazi?"
--Joe
You just called Toby 'bro'.
I don't know about you but I can add 2 + 2 and get nazi.
MYOB'
.
Remember "Man Rules #27" never regret lesbians, especially if they are 20ish blonde bombshells in um.... adult oriented cinema....
I think you're confusing "lesbians" with "women who get paid to fuck each other in movies."
We should have killed more Islamofascists, Steve.
Duh.
And they're easy to identify too. Most wear the "I'm an Islamofascist" T-Shirt. The others are a little bit dark in complexion.
.
When does the next fracking season start Rorschach? You looking forward to the spin off Caprica?
trifecta | 05.12.06 - 10:25 pm | #
October. And yes.
Today I had to get electrodes glued to me so I could get electric shocks and stuck with needles. Repeatedly. To see how my nerves were doing.
Sounds like your nerves are doing pretty much what they're supposed to do. Cringe.
I was disturbed Wednesday when, after they drove this large piece of stainless steel into my head, I learnt that my blood pressure had only gone from 125 to 155. Somehow that seemed a little too calm, given the insufficiency of knock-out drops.
You're a pretty brave guy to call me a Nazi in the comments section of a blog.
You're a pretty brave guy to act like one and then comment about how I called you one.
But hey, since you can easily find my identity:
N. Todd Pritsky
215 Bog Rd
Cambridge, VT 05444
802.849.9836
Come and get me, Nazi Bitch.
Who needs a Nazi to tell him that 2+2=4? Don't these guys believe anything that doesn't come from the Party?
To be honest, I have never really gotten the whole lesbian thing. Lesbian sex just makes me feel... excluded.
Eli
That shows that you might actually get what's going on.
He had somebody saying if Bill Clinton was pres now he'd have bad ratings too.
Watertiger, can I borrow your desk for a while?
Maybe it's the red wine, maybe it's the images of Divine Watertiger, maybe it's the fact that I once killed a guy name Joe with my barehands. Dunno.
Whoa. DEFINITELY the red wine, if you're seeing images of me as "divine."
Either that or the bare-handed murder.
after they drove this large piece of stainless steel into my head
What kind of test was that?
I walked in from the bathroom to audio of Anderson "cutie-pootie" Cooper. He had somebody saying if Bill Clinton was pres now he'd have bad ratings too. And then there was David good to the last drop Gerckin.
Godalfuckingmighty. Cause it's just the times we live in, nothing to do with say Iraq, Katrina, the disappearing middle class, more tax cuts for the rich...
Jesus wept. And I think he really would, will, is, whatever.
He had somebody saying if Bill Clinton was pres now he'd have bad ratings too.
Hell, if it were Clinton, they might even be worse.
I mean, not the lesbian thing in general, just the part where I'm supposed to think lesbian sex is the Ultimate Hot Thing.
Eli
Strange memory flash: I've got chicken pox, and I'm sitting at the screen door, looking out at everybody running and jumping and carrying on--"Go ahead and have fun, see if I care!"
If a Nazi said two plus two equaled 4 would you disagree with him because he was a Nazi?
?????????????????????????????
I think you're confusing "lesbians" with "women who get paid to fuck each other in movies."
Phila | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:29
You say that like its a bad thing....
Who needs a Nazi to tell him that 2+2=4? Don't these guys believe anything that doesn't come from the Party?
Why would anyone be arguing basic arithemetic with a Nazi anyway?
I mean, not the lesbian thing in general, just the part where I'm supposed to think lesbian sex is the Ultimate Hot Thing.
Eli | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:28 pm | #
Eli--did you see Hecate's porno ponies today?
NTodd,
People without good arguments resort to namecalling.
I for one am sick of illegal Islamofascists streaming across our borders and taking all the janitorial jobs.
Wow! You called me a Nazi anonymously! They could use more brave people like you in Iraq!
Joe
I see the limits of your rhetorical skills begin and end at gooberville.
Hey Toby -- Are you still here?
And then there was David good to the last drop Gerckin.
I'm trying to calm down.
Help.
Hmmmmmmm, gherkins. I think I'll make some this weekend. Thanks, Sharpened!
He had somebody saying if Bill Clinton was pres now he'd have bad ratings too.
Watertiger, can I borrow your desk for a while?
The Old Man From Scene 24
I'm next after you, dude!
Why would anyone be arguing basic arithemetic with a Nazi anyway?
Eli
Because all moral and ethical issues boil down to basic arithmetic, duh.
Well, ya pretty much asked him to. He's pretty compliant that way.
watertiger
Well, *you* should have a good weekend...
Whoa. DEFINITELY the red wine, if you're seeing images of me as "divine."
Pfft. He'd have to be smashed out of his mind not to.
I once killed a man, just like you, in Korea, hand to hand. Now you can take that as a threat, or not, I don't care. But you'd better back the fuck off.
Terry C, One of the 71%:
I see simple logical questions really seem to stump the "liberals" who post here.
well take care of yoursel, ok?
I will, thanks.
I could have sworn that BSG started again in July.
Maybe that's SG1?
Why would anyone be arguing basic arithemetic with a Nazi anyway?
Eli | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:31 pm | #
Because 42.
Why would anyone be arguing basic arithemetic with a Nazi anyway?
Eli | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:31 pm |
An American flag was planted on the Moon with Nazi arithmetic.
Does the tubby pretzel have a sock puppet? When was the last time it washed its socks?
I'm glad I didn't come in before this thread started. The count would have made me scream and run.
And, if Sallyh has not already plied you with desserts, there's lemon lavender shortbread just about cooled off.
Some People without good arguments resort to namecalling
Why would anyone be arguing basic arithemetic with a Nazi anyway?
Eli
Nazis, they take orders. If they'd been told that the sum was 6, then that would be it for Toby and Joe.
2 + 2 = Oceania.
2 + 2 has always =ed Oceania.
The Old Man From Scene 24
mi escritorio es su escritorio, senor.
Eli--did you see Hecate's porno ponies today?
Not yet. I'm only up to the D's on my blogroll.
I'm trying to calm down.
Help.
Sharpened Screwdriver of Peace
Not bad for a closeted gay Anderson!
I once killed a man, just like you, in Korea, hand to hand. Now you can take that as a threat, or not, I don't care. But you'd better back the fuck off.
There were Nazis in Korea?
.
I hope Rove is massaging lanolin into his wrists.
New! from Moonbat Machinery:
Fitzicuffs™
No man can escape them, no woman can resist them.
"The Only Cuffs to Best Me" - H. Houdini
(too lazy to make a poster)
Some say People without good arguments resort to namecalling
meddling kids:
ahahahahahha. gooberville. clever.
Some People without good arguments resort to fondling my balls.
People without good arguments resort to namecalling.
People without good arguments don't provide any, so all I can respond to is your name.
You don't like being called a Nazi? Prove to me you're not, fucker.
Thus far I've seen nothing but your being a dick, and in league with Uberdick Toby.
People without good arguments resort to namecalling.
Joe
Exactly what were you arguing? That we should accept anything BushCo says at face value? No f'ing way. He and his stooges have been wrong about everythiing every little thing. I suspect the Nazis were also.
Maybe it's the red wine, maybe it's the images of Divine Watertiger, maybe
Church of Our Lady Tigre d'Aqua.
I think I just mashed together 1 Germanic language and 2 maybe three ROmance ones.
Hey Joe you National Socialist prick how many is that.
after they drove this large piece of stainless steel into my head
What kind of test was that?
masculine_monica_nyc
No test - the practicum! In fact, the superstructure they put in, in order to instal a 'dental implant'. Sounds so benign, eh? They don't mention the stainless steel underpinnings which have to bond into the jawbone....
It must be worse for the G to know who you're calling and who's calling you than it is for a commercial entity to know.
Of course, in the case of commerce, their only reasons to know that stuff is to bill you, solicit you, and generally stick their dick in your mashed potatoes. There's a profit to be pursued there.
When the G does it, it doesn't have any of those motives. It doesn't even have the personnel to individually meddle with you, anyway ---unless your activities are extraordinarily suspicious.
Thus has it ever been.
Whoa. DEFINITELY the red wine, if you're seeing images of me as "divine."
My father-in-law is being quoted in various publications for his study that shows that red wine helps to prevent deafness...
There were Nazis in Korea?
.
William H. Rehnquist
National Socialists, remember?
Dude, haven't you read the wingnut gloss on Hayek?
Some People without good arguments resort to namecalling
Joe
SWIFTBOAT!
Some People without good arguments resort to namecalling
Joe
You're right. Toby, Joe's talking about you behind your back. I think he's unreliable. You'd better shoot him now.
Proving that 2+2=4 is a difficult task.
Mexicans English and spreading post-Catholic views on women and education.
Toby Petzold
Tobes, it doesn't work that way. The Mexicans won't listen any more than the Bushites. You have to let it go, do your best, and wait for things to settle out.
I used to have winning arguments all of the time in Phoenix with Mexicans who claimed the Southwest was part of Mexico. Telling them that they stole if from the Indians always shut them right up. Always.
Joe:
People without good arguments resort to namecalling.
No, they resort to namestealing.
He had somebody saying if Bill Clinton was pres now he'd have bad ratings too.
If Clinton had started an illegal war based on lies, reinstituted the economy of the 1890's, and claimed Supreme Executive Power to whatever the fuck he felt like, he'd deserve them.
Over at FAUX, they're blaming the
stock market mini-crash on the
traitor who leaked the phone
surveillance story.
So it wasn't just an attempt to
derail the Hayden nomination. It
was an attempt to destroy our
fabulous economy.
I'm not making this up...Thom
Hartman played the clip on his
show tonight.
Terry C, One of the 71%:
I see simple logical questions really seem to stump the "liberals" who post here.
Joe
Oh, you're simple alright.
Logical, no.
My father-in-law is being quoted in various publications for his study that shows that red wine helps to prevent deafness...
rorschach
I hear you loud and clear.
Sometimes 2 + 2 = 22.
No, they resort to name naming.
SWIFTBOAT!
Plum P
Brava, bella!!
PURPLE BANDAIDS!!
Many people today worry that Some People say that often times
People without good arguments resort to namecalling.
Not that I, Joe, worry or say or argue any such thing, but people without good arguments resort to namecalling
so don't call me names.
But, Pitchforks, Mexicans are Indians. That's what makes that argument inoperative.
La Raza is no purer than my own mongrel ass.
I see the limits of your rhetorical skills begin and end at gooberville.
not true. he also knows "i'm rubber, you're glue," "i know you are, but what am I?" and "quick, look over there!"
Well, ya pretty much asked him to. He's pretty compliant that way.
watertiger
Well, *you* should have a good weekend...
I'm pretty compliant that way.
red wine helps to prevent deafness...
I just heard a South China Sea seahorse fart.
he also knows "i'm rubber, you're glue," "i know you are, but what am I?" and "quick, look over there!"
watertiger
And the dreaded Rear Admiral!
wait...are NTodd and Watertiger "doing it" next week?
Dude, haven't you read the wingnut gloss on Hayek?
I haven't had time. Too busy trying to find out from my old Republican buddies why I got left out of like a decade of raging hooker parties.
.
Thus far I've seen nothing but your being a dick, and in league with Uberdick Toby.
NTodd, Windizzle™ | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:34 pm | #
NTodd... shhhh... it is Toby... He only thinks he has a friend here. Dont let him know we know, because he doesn't know that we know what he doesn't know.
That last bit is called The Rumsfeldcratic Method
Proving that 2+2=4 is a difficult task.
For fuckwits, yeah.
My father-in-law is being quoted in various publications for his study that shows that red wine helps to prevent deafness...
rorschach
Sounds like he's a doctor. off to find the corkscew
My father-in-law is being quoted in various publications for his study that shows that red wine helps to prevent deafness...
rorschach
Sounds like he's a doctor. off to find the corkscew
Prickstein's promoted me to UberDick!
Yay! I win! I win!
wait...are NTodd and Watertiger "doing it" next week?
Plum P
Sounds that way. I'm offering to be NTodd's second.
there's lemon lavender shortbread just about cooled off.
Ahianne | 05.12.06 - 10:33 pm | #
No way. Really? That sounds delicious. I'm too big a chicken to list my address in here. Can you mail it to NTodd and I'll give him one of them damn (oops, two) quarters to throw it from the plane as he flies over?
there's lemon lavender shortbread just about cooled off.
Ahianne | 05.12.06 - 10:33 pm | #
No way. Really? That sounds delicious. I'm too big a chicken to list my address in here. Can you mail it to NTodd and I'll give him one of them damn (oops, two) quarters to throw it from the plane as he flies over?
Too busy trying to find out from my old Republican buddies why I got left out of like a decade of raging hooker parties.
They thought the gold strips made you look swish.
Is there a reason we have to play nice?
And did Wolffe's performance on Olbermann make anyone else puke?
wait...are NTodd and Watertiger "doing it" next week?
I'm hoping to get her wicked drunk this weekend and then take advantage of her if I don't pass out.
On RasmussenReports today, Pat Peale moved from Strongly Approve to Somewhat Approve.
meddling kids:
Huh? You asked, "Exactly what were you arguing? That we should accept anything BushCo says at face value? No f'ing way."
You construct straw-men almost as good as the Bush Administration.
When exactly did I say that you "should accept anything BushCo says at face value", or anything REMOTELY like that, in this entire thread?
What was my exact quote?
not true. he also knows "i'm rubber, you're glue," "i know you are, but what am I?" and "quick, look over there!"
watertiger
You left out, "Ass sphincter says, 'what.'"
No test - the practicum! In fact, the superstructure they put in, in order to instal a 'dental implant'. Sounds so benign, eh? They don't mention the stainless steel underpinnings which have to bond into the jawbone....
Yow! That sounds painful. Hope your recovery is swift and complete.
Not that I, Joe, worry or say or argue any such thing, but people without good arguments resort to namecalling
OOOOOOH Boy, he is speaking in the 3rd person... fruity as a nutcake this one.
Too busy trying to find out from my old Republican buddies why I got left out of like a decade of raging hooker parties.
.
William H. Rehnquist
Because your breath smelled like you brushed your teeth with dogshit.
Sometimes, even your best friends won't tell you...
Ntodd, watertiger:
My e-mail's been down again.
Is the dinner thing still happening
on Monday?
And if so where?
For fuckwits, yeah.
Russell and Whitehead were fuckwits?
Prickstein's promoted me to UberDick!
You certainly deserve it, having gone above and beyond the call of dick duty.
I'm offering to be NTodd's second.
Nonono, it's too perilous.
Phoenix with Mexicans who claimed the Southwest was part of Mexico.
Guadalupe Hidalgo.
ANd of course, it depends on which part of the "Southwest" you're describing. Woody could be more precise. So could the folks in California.... Or the 'Papago'. Overleaping one colonial dominance for another is hardly cricket.
Is there a reason we have to play nice?
I can't think of one.
Nat Hentoff won't be able to sleep if he thinks that some liberal, somewhere is being mean to a fascist?
Nonono, it's too perilous.
NTodd, Windizzle™
Danger is my business.
wait...are NTodd and Watertiger "doing it" next week?
I'm hoping to get her wicked drunk this weekend and then take advantage of her if I don't pass out.
another fine mess.
Yay! I win! I win!
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:38 pm | #
Only Tooby Pretzel could find solace in that. Now all we need is DP showing up.
By the way lemon-lavender sounds mucho yummy
Watertiger:
I have a case of that special champagne. Would you like it?
.
Is the dinner thing still happening
on Monday?
THURSDAY!
Russell and Whitehead were fuckwits?
Nope, which is why they were able to prove it, fuckwit.
Just got back from seeing Thank You For Smoking.
It was teh funny.
What's up docs?
And doc-ettes?
Russell and Whitehead were fuckwits?
jack
I'll bet he plagarized this. Point out the flaws in the Principia, jacko.
simels,
nein, herr. thursday. 6:30.
I don't believe that Verizon wireless wasn't involved. Anyway the Verizon "brand" should be finished off by association--just as the "Democrats" should be. They collaborated in the selling and perpetuation of this illegal war. I told the DCCC the same when they called me tonight: They don't need money, they need to tell the truth.
Not one more dime to collaborators with this criminal regime.
Peace.
hisstoryman,Pirate Looks at 35:
Um, you sir are a fucking idiot. Any dumbass can see that someone is signing sarcastic posts with my name.
I guess sarcasm goes over the heads of the "liberals" that post here too.
wait...are NTodd and Watertiger "doing it" next week?
This is gonna make Attaturk cry.
another fine mess.
watertiger
Quakers don't got no lead in their pencil, honey.
But me...an Internet personality quiz recently told me I was a Pyrrhonian.
Can your heart stand it?
Sounds like he's a doctor. off to find the corkscew
DemByDefault | 05.12.06 - 10:38 pm | #
No, but he is head of the Kresge Institute at the University of Michigan...
So drink up!
Ntodd, watertiger:
My e-mail's been down again.
Is the dinner thing still happening
on Monday?
And if so where?
steve simels
WoW! a threesome! Please blog through it here!
Quakers don't got no lead in their pencil, honey.
But do they have sugar in their oatmeal???
Rush is playing 2112, Geddy Lee has a fake parrot on his shoulder and just sang "We arrrr the pirates of Syrinx".
BTW --
The Larry King (some hair guy
is subbing for him) rerun on CNN
at midnight is a must see.
Randi Rhodes spends an hour
humiliating Dennis Prager and
some Gen Y chickenhawk piece of
shit.
Highly recommended.
Just read that the National Guard might be sent to the Mexican border.
Is Chimpy afraid that a democracy might break out?
Some People without good arguments resort to namecalling
Joe
What were Newt Gingrich's instructions to his congressional Hitler Youth in his famous GOPAC Little Red Book you ask?
Well lemme tell ya...
“This list is prepared so that you might have a directory of words to use in writing literature and mail, in preparing speeches, and in producing electronic media. The words and phrases are powerful. Read them. Memorize as many as possible. And remember that like any tool, these words will not help if they are not used.”
The words he listed to be jackhammered mindlessly into the skulls of anyone anytime you spoke of Democrats were: decay, failure (fail) collapse(ing) deeper, crisis, urgent(cy), destructive, destroy, sick, pathetic, lie, liberal, they/them, unionized bureaucracy, "compassion" is not enough, betray, consequences, limit(s), shallow, traitors, sensationalists, endanger, coercion, hypocrisy, radical, threaten, devour, waste, corruption, incompetent, permissive attitude, destructive, impose, self-serving, greed, ideological, insecure, anti-(issue): flag, family, child, jobs; pessimistic, excuses, intolerant, stagnation, welfare, corrupt, selfish, insensitive, status quo, mandate(s) taxes, spend (ing) shame, disgrace, punish (poor...) bizarre, cynicism, cheat, steal, abuse of power, machine, bosses, obsolete, criminal rights, red tape, patronage."
Why are Conservatives so...angry?
Nat Hentoff won't be able to sleep if he thinks that some liberal, somewhere is being mean to a fascist?
Hey, I have two signed books of his.
Danger is my business.
But is it your middle name?
another fine mess.
I'll, uh, go fetch the towel.
Proving that 2+2=4 is a difficult task.
jackM
Highschool kids can do it now.
So drink up!
rorschach
Still sick as a dog...but tempted all the same.
Joe, jack, and Toby should get a room.
But me...an Internet personality quiz recently told me I was a Pyrrhonian.
Oh, good grief.
Hey, I forgot to go look at the nudibranch. Gadzooks, I'll be right back.
I guess sarcasm goes over the heads of the "liberals" that post here too.
Joe
Anyone find me lacking in sarcasm?
I have a case of that special champagne. Would you like it?
heh. I'm waiting for Fitz to utter the words.
which is why they were able to prove it
Which is my point. But it was no easy task.
Sounds that way. I'm offering to be NTodd's second.
Phila | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:38 pm | #
I guess that makes me watertiger's second. And I can even get myself drunk, if need be...
Sounds that way. I'm offering to be NTodd's second.
Phila | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:38 pm | #
I guess that makes me watertiger's second. And I can even get myself drunk, if need be...
I'll bet he plagarized this. Point out the flaws in the Principia, jacko.
olvlzl
The plot was hard to follow, and not enough love interest.
I don't believe that Verizon wireless wasn't involved.
So nice of you to consider facts.
steve s. -
Thanx. I loves me some Randi and I pukes when I listen to Pompous Prager the Half-Wit.
Aha!!
And a fine nudibranch it is, too.
I suggest everyone go look at it.
http://bouphonia.blogspot.com/
20...logging_12.html
watertiger:
Thanks, kiddo.
Joe, jack, and Toby should get a room.
rorschach
Which one's going to sign as Mrs.?
I guess that makes me watertiger's second. And I can even get myself drunk, if need be...
inanity
We could always eliminate the middleman...
Investigative look into whether Drug dependence played a role in Adolf Hitler's decisions.
It certainly played a part in John Kennedy's.
Toby Petzold
So what's Bush's excuse?
GWPDA,
Okay, I admit it. Dental work would be worse.
Your package arrived this week. It'll be some time before I can fit into it from the waist up, but the color is gorgeous!
Yes, it was pretty damned hot today. 104F 'Enkew.
MAXX!
No, but he is head of the Kresge Institute at the University of Michigan
Is that KMart money, BTW?
My father-in-law is being quoted in various publications for his study that shows that red wine helps to prevent deafness...
rorschach
Yeah, but it turns your teeth red.
Way. Sallyh may be the queen of shortbread but she isn't the only baker here. I dunno if I can get them to NTodd before he leaves, though, and as for getting him to throw any off the plane, well...
This will be the 2nd Mother's Day since my mother died, and later we get the first Father's Day since my father died. Kinda lonely.
But is it your middle name?
My middle name is Trouble. With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool.
The plot was hard to follow, and not enough love interest.
Uncle Smokes
I forget, which wife was dear old Bertie on when they were doing that one?
Joe, jack, and Toby should get a room.
rorschach
Which one's going to sign as Mrs.?
olvlzl
all they are is dust in the wind
NTodd, so nice of you to consider the substance of my post, old friend.
GWPDA,
Okay, I admit it. Dental work would be worse.
Your package arrived this week.
Nah, darling, it's all just trembly stuff. BUt, hurrah!, hurrah!!! It'll be so damned pretty on you!
Yes, it was pretty damned hot today. 104F 'Enkew.
Oh, gah.
It was actually pretty nice here today.
GWPDA: I'll probably be in Leavenworth tomorrow, anyone you'd like me to slap and/or point to and laugh at while I'm there?
Investigative look into whether Drug dependence played a role in Adolf Hitler's
decisions.
It certainly played a part in John Kennedy's.
Toby Petzold
Good one, Tobes. Equating JFK with
Hitler.
Nice grasp of history, moron.
BTW -- you do realize that the
term Islamofascist is the most
sub-literate and profoundly ignorant
coinage the Right has ever come
up with.
My middle name is Trouble. With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool.
How about a game of snooker?
I forget, which wife was dear old Bertie on when they were doing that one?
The fat Quaker, I think.
rorschach:
I like Toby because in my short time observing the comments section of this blog I have seen him act with class and seen others attack him with stupid namecalling. I have also been called names myself, such as "Nazi"
My middle name is Trouble. With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool.
And now I know you live in River City.
another fine mess.
I'll, uh, go fetch the towel.
Don't get cocky, kid.
Wait, I'll come in again.
I like Toby because in my short time observing the comments section of this blog I have seen him act with class and seen others attack him with stupid namecalling.
Stupid is as stupid does.
I note with interest that the H1 Hummer will no longer be produced.
Took freaking long enough for some people to get a clue.
Well, good evening, rational people.
I'll just nod at the rest, if you don't mind.
I suggest everyone go look at it.
http://bouphonia.blogspot.com/ 20...logging_12.html
fourlegsgood
That's it...I'm outsourcing my blogwhoring from here on out.
This will save tens of cents, thereby improving my bottom line, and it will also allow me to focus on my core competencies, which include providing a uniquely world-class, customer-centric blog offering bleeding-edge thinking on vital issues of importance.
Yes, it was pretty damned hot today. 104F 'Enkew.
It was a crisp, 70 degree, deep blue, cloudless day here. I won't say it.
It was beautiful, though.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:47 pm | #
I might be raidin' your WWI site for primaries. Heck it helped me get published once (twice if you count two articles in one compendium)
NTodd, so nice of you to consider the substance of my post, old friend.
Sorry, but you lost me at "don't believe". If you won't accept explanations of how the regulatory regime works and which company entitites were queried, then you are ignoring the facts.
Certainly we might find the NSA program goes beyond what we've learned thus far, but I'd prefer we stick to what has been reported. And frankly, I don't think that wireless carriers need be dealt with in the same way with Echelon and other ELINT capabilities of the NSA.
You've had home field advantage the entire time. The refs are under contract to your Poppy. It's midway through the 3rd quarter.
We're leading 71-29.
Max Planck
They can only move the goalposts SO far.
Thanks Phila. I've been feeling sorry for myself about so many things this week. I need some sweaty lovin'. Let's do it, eh?
Don't get cocky, kid.
SPROING!
Gee, Joe. Just about all of us have been called names here. You don't mean that you want to be all of our friends, do you?
Class, Toby? I'd as soon call Ted a beauty.
I have also been called names myself, such as "Nazi"
Joe
Aw, crap. Who the hell would call you that?
Thanks Phila. I've been feeling sorry for myself about so many things this week. I need some sweaty lovin'. Let's do it, eh?
inanity
Your servant, madam.
My middle name is Trouble. With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool.
And now I know you live in River City.
Gak - now that song is in my head.
This will save tens of cents, thereby improving my bottom line, and it will also allow me to focus on my core competencies, which include providing a uniquely world-class, customer-centric blog offering bleeding-edge thinking on vital issues of importance.
Wow. My paradigm just got rock hard, and my synergistic opportunities are throbbing.
I like Toby because in my short time observing the comments section of this blog I have seen him act with class and seen others attack him with stupid namecalling.
Here take this number down, hes my optomitrist. He'll fix you up with a new pair of glasses and you won't make that kind of mistake again....
in my short time observing the comments section of this blog I have seen him act with class
Extremely short time.
steve simels:
I like the term Islamofascist.
What are Islamic terrorists if not the product of the mix of Nationalism, right-wing-Authoritarian governments, and a supportive entrenched Arab media?
Certainly seems pretty close to Fascism. And it's Islamic!
I like Toby because in my short time observing the comments section of this blog I
have seen him act with class
Apparently, you missed such class
acts as when he called Kristen
Breitwiser "A 9/11 whore".
I might be raidin' your WWI site for primaries. Heck it helped me get published once (twice if you count two articles in one compendium)
hisstoryman,Pirate Looks at 35
GET OFFA MY LAWN!!!!
And there damn well better be correct cites.
And I really need to go to bed. One cannot wake up before one goes to sleep, and one can certainly not pack if one is not awake.
Wow. My paradigm just got rock hard, and my synergistic opportunities are throbbing.
driftglass
We need a quality circle to conduct an environmental scan.
That's it...I'm outsourcing my blogwhoring from here on out.
Well, there's nothing new on my blog, so I might as well pimp out yours.
It's been a long week.
Why are Conservatives so...angry?
because they are big dicks...
which is to say they have little dicks...
penis envy
Phila,
Have you considered moving your blogwhoring to lovely Bangalore?
It's the American way!
Maybe what Joe's pleading for is smart namecalling. If so I'm sure the Eschatonians can deliver. But I'm taking the example of another and calling it a night.
BTW -- you do realize that the
term Islamofascist is the most
sub-literate and profoundly ignorant
coinage the Right has ever come
up with.
steve simels
Sub-literate and profoundly ignorant -- describes Toby to a T.
steve simels:
I like the term Islamofascist.
Of course you do.
Moron.
I like the term Islamofascist.
What are Islamic terrorists if not the product of the mix of Nationalism,
right-wing-Authoritarian governments, and a supportive entrenched Arab media?
Certainly seems pretty close to Fascism. And it's Islamic!
Joe | 05.12.06 - 10:52 pm | #
Fascism is the coming together
of state and corporate power.
Has nothing whatsoever to do with
religion.
You're a mongrel idiot.
Chris Matthews' guest was NY Times media reporter Bill Carter. Matthews, discussing W's low poll numbers, observed:
"Bush is down there, Lou Harris, a liberal pollster, let's get straight on that, has got him down at 29. Is it too easy now to bash him? Even the money guys now in our business are saying, 'hit him again'. Is it too easy now to bash him?"
Carter: "You have to say, the media didn't go after him for a long time."
Matthews: "Tell me about it. They were embedded, I think. Too much."
Carter: "Way too much. So when it turns around . . . "
Matthews: "Here's a favorite topic of mine, which is the war in Iraq. I've been skeptical about the arguments made. I can't say right or wrong, but I think there's been real questions about the case made. But I see the media still in this lazy habit of assuming if you're pro-war, if you think this was a smart thing to do, you're treated as the majority. The fact is that Cindy Sheehan, is more representative of most people's thinking now, as far left as she seems, because most Americans for months now believe it was a mistake to go to war, yet the mainstream media continues to act as if most people support the war and it's the outside weirdos that oppose it. That's not true! The average American opposes this war."
Carter: "That's what the polls are telling us."
Matthews: "Why does the media still act as if this is a gung-ho country?"
Carter: "I think the media has been very much currying favor with the administration for a long time."Matthews: "Why?"
Carter: "Because I think that was the only way to get access with these guys. They've been very difficult to talk to and you see that playing out."
Matthews: "You're singing my song. I think you're right.
http://newsbusters.org/node/5351
Tobes, if you're still around, the Mexicans I knew thought of themselves as Spanish/Aztec, not Apache.
The Southwest is not Mexico. California is not either. The real solution to the immigration mess is to make Mexico a liveable country so there is no motivation to come here and work for the mean and nasty Nortenos. They may do that on their own given time; if we don't get rid of the neocons, it'll start looking pretty good to Americans.
Why are Conservatives so...angry?
driftglass
They're not gettin' any?
Why would anyone be arguing basic arithemetic with a Nazi anyway?
Eli
Devil's Arithmetic.
Phila,
Have you considered moving your blogwhoring to lovely Bangalore?
It's the American way!
Oh, great. Take the blogwhoring away from me too.
Sniff. I feel very unloved this week.
And there damn well better be correct cites.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:52 pm | #
Do you prefer your citations done in the Columbia or Chicago method...
I like Toby because in my short time observing the comments
So you admit that your opinion is essentially groundless.
What are Islamic terrorists if not the product of the mix of Nationalism, right-wing-Authoritarian governments, and a supportive entrenched Arab media?
Well, that is an incorrect and misleading group of generalizations. You do need to find a new term.
We need a quality circle to conduct an environmental scan.
ErinPDX
Do we ever. I think we should brainstorm for a while, and sift the results into efficiency-weighted buckets. Then, we'll attempt to synthesize our thinking to accurately and time-appropriately achieve an optimal outcome.
I like Toby because in my short time observing the comments section of this blog I have seen him act with class and seen others attack him with stupid namecalling. I have also been called names myself, such as "Nazi"
Class. Like calling 9/11 widows whores. Yup.
And yes, I called you a fucking Nazi. What, are you such a goddamned pussy you can't take a little namecalling? Can't you defend yourself? Prove to me you're not a Nazi, Pussy.
Nazi Pussy! Nazi Pussy! Nazi Pussy!
You've offered nothing of value. You suck even worse than Toby because you're his sycophant, if not his alternate personality. You aren't even fit to lick his hate-filled anal cyst.
And you can't add worth shit.
I'm digging MacTheRipper.
Does anyone know whether MTR 3.0 is really being released next week?
Matthews: "You're singing my song. I think you're right.
Thank God Chris has always seen through all the bullshit.
Fascism is when thugs kill your political enemies for free.
Sniff. I feel very unloved this week.
fourlegsgood
I wuv ooo vewy much.
steve simels:
I like the term Islamofascist.
Joe
Tell you what, Joe. Why don't you and Toby leave this board and have a contest amongst yourselves to see who is the most stupid.
Won't matter if either you or him wins; the rest of us will be the real winners.
And now I'm really leaving. Dreaming of Joe and Toby meeting their ends much like the Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
That would be so fucking cool.
G'night. Watertiger, see ya tomorrow!
"Matthews: "Why does the media still act as if this is a gung-ho country?"
Carter: "I think the media has been very much currying favor with the administration for a long time."Matthews: "Why?"
Carter: "Because I think that was the only way to get access with these guys. They've been very difficult to talk to and you see that playing out."
Matthews: "You're singing my song. I think you're right."
Urge to kill....rising....
Matthews: "You're singing my song. I think you're right.
Good grief.
I like Toby because in my short time observing the comments section of this blog I
have seen him act with class
Apparently, you missed such class
acts as when he called Kristen
Breitwiser "A 9/11 whore".
steve simels
Also said he wanted to set dogs on fire.
And said the troops were cowards.
I'm out of here, too. Toby and his clone are too, too boring. (I think "Joe" IS Toby.)
Goodnight, my fellow freethinkers.
BTW,
got a phone call from res ipsa - her freakin' computer has to be sent back for the seventh time so she's going to be scarce, but she sends regards.
This will be the 2nd Mother's Day since my mother died, and later we get the first Father's Day since my father died. Kinda lonely.
Ahianne
This makes 10 years for me.
I was in the middle of a rambling bit about my feelings on the matter, but deleted it. Suffice to say that if I were there, you'd certainly get a big hug. I understand the feeling.
I hope you have a friend or two to help navigate the lonesomeness. Sometimes I regret these official holidays that remind one of absence that years do not dull.
Thank God Chris has always seen through all the bullshit.
Eli | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:56 pm | #
You noticed that, did you?
G'night. Watertiger, see ya tomorrow!
Peace out, mang!
"Thank God Chris has always seen through all the bullshit.
Eli |"
True, he had his sights on the distant horizon, looking right over the bullshit. However, that is also why he will be scrapping the bull hockey off his shoes shortly.
GWPDA: I'll probably be in Leavenworth tomorrow, anyone you'd like me to slap and/or point to and laugh at while I'm there?
The Old Man From Scene 24
Ooooooooooh..... If you picked up a nice big sack of salt, maybe there are a couple of places I could suggest?
Well i'm off to bed, bonne nuit
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Even the money guys now in our business are saying, 'hit him again'.
Thank fuck Matthews has always listened to the money guys -- not being a part of "the media" himself.
Phila,
Have you considered moving your blogwhoring to lovely Bangalore?
It's the American way!
NYMary
Never! I'll never forgive those redskins for what they did to Custer.
Thank God Chris has always seen through all the bullshit.
Bwa HA HA HA HA!!
I wuv ooo vewy much.
Now you are mocking me. I am very hurt.
Do you think the 71% non-approval finally caused the trolls to look for new teat?
G'night, Todd! Have a lovely trip!
And *I* love you 4legs!
The "regenerations" of Romana (to change to actress Lalla Ward) brought howls from the purists.
Trivia: Lalla Ward is married to Dr Richard Dawkins.
The "regenerations" of Romana (to change to actress Lalla Ward) brought howls from the purists.
Trivia: Lalla Ward is married to Dr Richard Dawkins.
Never! I'll never forgive those redskins for what they did to Custer.
Phila | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 10:59 pm | #
Custer predates professional football by many years.
John Stossel is an uberdick.
That is all.
Now you are mocking me. I am very hurt.
fourlegsgood
I am not!
Alrighty folks have a great weekend. I unfortunately will be working through it.
Be safe, be healthy, and have fun.
Do you prefer your citations done in the Columbia or Chicago method...
hisstoryman,Pirate Looks at 35
Correct citation style is referenced at the top of the page. Otherwise, AHA does me proud. And send me a copy dammit.
Over at FAUX, they're blaming the
stock market mini-crash on the
traitor who leaked the phone
surveillance story.
Petro explosion in Nigeria, international dollar weakness, brinksmanship in re Iran, concern about the business cycle? No. Just the traitor du jour. God, how I despise these people, who are traitors to truth, and justice, and what used to be America.
And *I* love you 4legs!
Awww, thanks Mary.
Now I feel better.
waqtertiger, Thers wants to know if we'd be kicked out if we showed on Thursday.
"Carter: "You have to say, the media didn't go after him for a long time."
Matthews: "Tell me about it. They were embedded, I think. Too much."
Not THEY. YOU.
Say it Tweety, you asshole. Step up and take the blame. You were worse than most, and now that you can't cheerlead with a straight face, you blame "they."
Even when this asshole is actually right for a change, he begs for an asskicking.
And I really need to go to bed. One cannot wake up before one goes to sleep, and one can certainly not pack if one is not awake.
NTodd, Windizzle™
A pro would have at least one bag packed at all times and would sleep at the airport.
Extra points for getting to sleep overnight in the heated control tower.
If you had some clothes in NYC or if you bought some clothes in NYC, you wouldn't have to pack.
But we're not speaking to each other.
I am not!
Send me 10 nudibranchi and a martini and I'll believe you.
Peace to the motherless this weekend; this is a fantastic collection of diverse people. Thanks for sharing it.
(I think "Joe" IS Toby.)
I think Joe is Tacitus.
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Good night all. Stick to the reported facts.
And remember, it's YOUR MONEY!
Enjoy it in peace.
John Stossel is an uberdick.
Franken irritates me often, be ol' Al fucking eviscerated that charlatan on the air. Had Stossel contradicting shit in his own book. He was so fucking twisted up in that segment, the refs threw in the towel.
Sniff. I feel very unloved this week.
fourlegsgood
How can that be? You've got the plush.
got a phone call from res ipsa - her freakin' computer has to be sent back for the seventh time so she's going to be scarce, but she sends regards.
Good luck to RIL.
Send me 10 nudibranchi and a martini and I'll believe you.
fourlegsgood
Would you prefer dorids or aeolids?
How can that be? You've got the plush.
True. THough he is out prowling.
Arrghhh.
I'm getting shit from my sister (not Jen) for going out tonight.
I'm. sick. of. this. None. of her. business.
Geez, one mediocre DVD and the thread goes like 1000 comments. Oh well
waqtertiger, Thers wants to know if we'd be kicked out if we showed on Thursday.,?i>
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Haven't called the restaurant yet! How many of you? Just the two?
Would you prefer dorids or aeolids?
Phila | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:03 pm | #
These are not the dorids you're looking for.
Watertiger:
Please stand by, I'm packing them up - they'll be shipped to you momentarily.
(I think "Joe" IS Toby.)
I think Joe is Tacitus.
Phila
I think Joe sucks.
About 29% of Americans approve of Bush.
Does this mean he's still doing a heckuva job?
4LG,
Je t'adore.
Had Stossel contradicting shit in his own book.
Stossel reported lab results that the lab in question never even conducted. In a saner age, he would've ended up riding the rails and sucking Sterno-soaked rags to ease the pain.
Instead, he probably got a raise. From Scaife, if no one else.
Vermin. How do they live with themselves?
((Uncle Smokes)). Hugging you back. I'm in my fifties, my parents were in their eighties, so I'm not exactly Little Orphan Ahiannie, but it's still a loss.
Correct citation style is referenced at the top of the page. Otherwise, AHA does me proud. And send me a copy dammit.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:01 pm | #
You got it, so far its going to be based on my first two, Naval warefare. I'm thinking of a piece on German mine technology vs British Counter measures.
Any way gotta run the little princess 's bedtime
night
Haven't called the restaurant yet! How many of you? Just the two?
watertiger
We've only just thought of it. I'll drop you a line tomorrow.
NYMary, Thers does know about the shoplifted bacon story, right? I linked to it earlier tonight.
got a phone call from res ipsa - her freakin' computer has to be sent back for the seventh time so she's going to be scarce, but she sends regards.
po' res. Remind her that if it has a coupla dials on the corners, and a quick shake makes the desktop disappear, it ain't a computer no matter what that nice salesman says.
someone is always first, someone is always last...this is just the nature of the universe
((Uncle Smokes)). Hugging you back. I'm in my fifties, my parents were in their eighties, so I'm not exactly Little Orphan Ahiannie, but it's still a loss.
hugging everyone who misses their parents.
The longest bong-hit.
Now that was funny.
Sniff. I feel very unloved this week.
fourlegsgood
I've never said this to anybody else, ever. But I love you almost as much as toast.
Does anyone have a complete list of Echalon keywords? Our mailserver is in the US and the boss would like to fuck with the NSA.
What are Islamic terrorists if not the product of the mix of Nationalism, right-wing-Authoritarian governments, and a supportive entrenched Arab media?
so that would make bushco. Amerifascists, Christofascists?
or just rabid hatemongers?
Does anyone have a complete list of Echalon keywords? Our mailserver is in the US and the boss would like to fuck with the NSA.
He was so fucking twisted up in that segment, the refs threw in the towel.
I just watched him make the claim that increasing aid to poor people in Africa is actually bad for them. He openly mocked Bono and Angelina Jolie for their efforts to raise awareness.
He's such a douchebag.
4Legs--the Tenure!Plushy is almost better than the tenure.
For one, I'm not required to sit on any additional committees to enjoy Plush.
NYMary,
most excellent. We're up to about 18 at this point.
driftglass,
yeah, but she just figured out how to make a circle LOOK like a circle.
NO FLIRTING.
Sniff. I feel very unloved this week.
fourlegsgood
I've never said this to anybody else, ever. But I love you almost as much as toast.
Arthur J. GWPDA | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:07 pm | #
And I'll say to you what many a drag queen has said to me: I love you more than my luggage.
You got it, so far its going to be based on my first two, Naval warefare. I'm thinking of a piece on German mine technology vs British Counter measures.
Any way gotta run the little princess 's bedtime
night
hisstoryman,Pirate Looks at 35
You need to be in direct touch with Bill Schleihauf, my Naval chap. Go to that section of the Archives and write him directly. He'll be able to be very useful, if he isn't scuba'ing somewhere.
Je t'adore.
Now I'm all tingly.
(of course I suspect she really just luvs Mr. Plushy. As do we all. hee hee)
most excellent. We're up to about 18 at this point.
How many is that in blog years?
Um.....
You got it, so far its going to be based on my first two, Naval warefare. I'm thinking of a piece on German mine technology vs British Counter measures.
Any way gotta run the little princess 's bedtime
night
hisstoryman,Pirate Looks at 35
You need to be in direct touch with Bill Schleihauf, my Naval chap. Go to that section of the Archives and write him directly. He'll be able to be very useful, if he isn't scuba'ing somewhere.
How many is that in blog years?
3.46
Stossel reported lab results that the lab in question never even conducted. In a saner age, he would've ended up riding the rails and sucking Sterno-soaked rags to ease the pain.
I *lurrved* Jon Stewart's touch. Had Stossel on to plug his book. Let Stossel make some overblown generalization via a chart on page 52.
Stewart then said something like, "D'jou make that chart with some scrap paper and a ballpoint, or what?!"
someone is always first, someone is always last...this is just the nature of the universe
PoliShifter
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
[Hated having a last name starting with "M." "Okay class, today we'll go in reverse alphabetical order." Whatever.]
"Over at FAUX, they're blaming the
stock market mini-crash on the
traitor who leaked the phone
surveillance story."
I don't know if it's been said before, I'm sure it has, but whenever I watch the news I get the dictinct fealing that they aren't just lying but are really trying to reprogram you and your way of thinking. I keep getting this fealing like Rowdy Roddy Piper who hasn't put his shades on yet and can't yet see the hidden alien programming for what it is.
John Carpenter's 'They Live' is truly a bible for our times.
MYOB'
.
I've never said this to anybody else, ever. But I love you almost as much as toast.
Arthur J. GWPDA
Arthur!!!
the best doggie ever.
Okay, I've gotten enough sympathy luv now. I'll be all better tomorrow after I sleep for about 12 hours. But the semester is over!! my board meeting is finished!!! yee hee!!
BTW --
In case you missed it, Newt Gingrich
was completely drunk on Hannity and
Colmes the other night.
He was so trashed that Colmes actually
kicked his ass. Newt looked like
he didn't know what hit him.
It was glorious.
I. NAMING OF PARTS
To-day we have naming of parts. Yesterday,
We had daily cleaning. And to-morrow morning,
We shall have what to do after firing. But to-day,
To-day we have naming of parts. Japonica
Glistens like coral in all of the neighboring gardens,
And to-day we have naming of parts.
This is the lower sling swivel. And this
Is the upper sling swivel, whose use you will see,
When you are given your slings. And this is the piling swivel,
Which in your case you have not got. The branches
Hold in the gardens their silent, eloquent gestures,
Which in our case we have not got.
I just watched him make the claim that increasing aid to poor people in Africa is actually bad for them.
They don't need food...they need DDT!
A couple of years ago, I blogged on one of the sickest thing ever. Dairy and meat lobbyists sponsored research to "prove" that veganism is unhealthy, and they used a bunch of sick, starving African kids as guinea pigs. The "vegan" kids basically got nothing but a couple of spoonfuls of beans. The other kids got dairy, and a daily spoonful of meat.
Adding to the ethical problems, they didn't control in any way for issues like intestinal parasites or malaria or other problems that affect the absorption of nutrition. Completely fucking sick from stem to stern.
Then there's Larry Summers, who says Africa is "underpolluted."
just because this picture makes me laugh.
Sallyh,
That's great news about getting tenure! You've worked hard for it and it must feel great as well as taking some of the pressure off.
Congratulations!
El Gato Negro is now my favorite blogger ever.
The idea of having every liberal blogger contribute to a Curse Jar, the proceeds going to buy Tacitus his own Internet so nhe can stop bugging us, is genius on its own.
The Spanish accent -- makes it sublime.
"John Carpenter's 'They Live' is truly a bible for our times."
I loved that movie for all sorts of reasons.
But mostly for the fact that Roddy Piper, who spent the first half of the movie being a quiet, cool customer, responds to his discoveries by just going apeshit.
"Roddy Piper Goes Apeshit For 45 Minutes" would have been a better title, too.
This thread reached 500 posts awfully fast.
MYOB'
.
This is the safety-catch, which is always released
With an easy flick of the thumb. And please do not let me
See anyone using his finger. You can do it quite easy
If you have any strength in your thumb. The blossoms
Are fragile and motionless, never letting anyone see
Any of them using their finger.
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
Watertiger: I just shipped you a case.
watertiger | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:07 pm
Hugs back.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For to-day we have naming of parts.
(Henry Reed)
I~Moonbat (n): A political epithet coined in 2002 by Perry de Havilland of "The Libertarian Samizdata," a libertarian weblog. It was originally a play on the last name of George Monbiot, a columnist for The Guardian, but now the term enjoys great currency in the Conservative blogosphere as an all-purpose insult for modern liberals, peace protestors, and other leftist kooks.
~Samizdata, derived from Samizdat /n. a system of clandestine publication of banned literature in the USSR.
Now that makes sense, The Faux Media COMMIES of SAMIZDAT
NO FLIRTING.
And here I thought it was "No Flarting".
And I was too embarassed to admit that, no, I do not know what flarting is.
However it is an excellent word that I think simply demands a definition.
Something involving nervous, involuntary gassiness while hitting on a hot Eschatina perhaps?
I hate reading stories like this.
But I love you almost as much as toast.
Toast certainly is delicious, by the way.
They Live
Best Fist Fight. All Time.
Hey, drifty!
"Flarting"? That's when a guy makes a pass at a girl after beer and eggs, is it not?
That's a conflartion, btw...
Watertiger: I just shipped you a case.
Ammunition?
Watertiger: I just shipped you a case.
Whoo-HOOO!
And here I thought it was "No Flarting".
And I was too embarassed to admit that, no, I do not know what flarting is.
I'm SO sick of you and your goddam florting.
Family thing tomorrow. I've already been insulted for being me. I think I'll bow out.
Now I'm all tingly.
fourlegsgood
Think how I feel. Inanity just promised me a heapin' helpin' of enthusiastic sectional intercourse, and then vanished.
"Roddy Piper Goes Apeshit For 45 Minutes" would have been a better title, too.
Nim, ham hock of liberty | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:13 pm | #
And of course the fight scene in that movie was so inspiring that Trey Parker and Matt Stone had to copy it for a cripple fight scene in South Park.
MYOB'
.
They Live
Great movie! Is it on now, or what?
You know something, Not-So-Little Orphan Ahiannie? A virtual hug feels pretty nice. Now if we could bring some Häagen-Dazs into the mix and a pillow fight, the blues (or even the mean reds) would fly out the window.
Best Fist Fight. All Time.
WalterNeff
Better than "Pickup on South Street"?
Vicki - with my weird sisters please take the advice I give my kids: you can choose your friends.
Then there's Larry Summers, who says Africa is "underpolluted."
Not enought trees?
/Reagan
just because this picture makes me laugh.
The bull will stand down as soon as the matador stands up
Ammunition?
ssssshhh.
[points to the sky and then to the phone]
They're listening.
I~Moonbat (n): A political epithet coined in 2002 by Perry de Havilland of "The Libertarian Samizdata," a libertarian weblog. It was originally a play on the last name of George Monbiot, a columnist for The Guardian, but now the term enjoys great currency in the Conservative blogosphere as an all-purpose insult for modern liberals, peace protestors, and other leftist kooks.
In other words, an internet libertarian peed doen his leg and internet conservatives had a sip.
No Flooring? And one goddam. That'll cost us.
Well, I'm ditching the name "whiskeyina" & "inanity" doesn't thrill me. Perhaps this will suit...
Eschatina
Well, I had to make shortbread tonight. Shortbread is the Official Viking Age Vessels Viking hardtack. VAV's annual meeting is tomorrow at Rocky Fork Lake. Gotta have provisions. We were going to play with the boat, but it looks like it's going to be cold and rainy. May dampen our enthusiasm.
Madeline Albright on Maher trying to sell books by bashing God.
Samizdat (Russian: самиздат, Polish: Bibuła, Bulgarian: самиздат
Vladimir Bukovsky defined it as follows: "I myself create it, edit it, censor it, publish it, distribute it, and [may] get imprisoned for it."[1]
Faux News defined it as follows: "We create it, edit it, censor it, publish it, distribute it, and won't get imprisoned for it."
The Spanish accent -- makes it sublime.
Indeed. But instead of buying him his own internets, why don't we just buy him a straight jacket?
Wouldn't that be cheaper? it would stop him from typing too.
The idea of having every liberal blogger contribute to a Curse Jar, the proceeds going to buy Tacitus his own Internet so nhe can stop bugging us, is genius on its own.
It has a certain pleasing economy and clarity of thought, I must admit.
with my weird sisters please take the advice I give my kids: you can choose your friends.
DWD
DWD, that is excellent, excellent advice. Seriously.
I hate dialing up someone and then being insulted. I can take it, though.
Well, I'm ditching the name "whiskeyina" & "inanity" doesn't thrill me. Perhaps this will suit...
Eschatina
Eschatina | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:17 pm | #
Dare I flirt?
ABRAXAS | 05.12.06 - 11:18 pm | #
How the hell did you get that font in there?
MYOB'
.
ABRAXAS | 05.12.06 - 11:18 pm | #
How the hell did you get that font in there?
MYOB'
.
Indeed. But instead of buying him his own internets, why don't we just buy him a straight jacket?
He's already posting out his ass, how would that stop him?
[points to the sky and then to the phone]
Sorry. I forgot.
I told ya I was tired.
But hey, I did a heroic thing for the blogosphere today.
Beddy-byes for the GWPDAs now. To-morrow they'll replace the spa transponder and we'll be ready to roil. And I have tile to set, and paint to lay, and maybe a little recreational brickwork. Harvest the rest of the mustard too. Found some stupendous terracotta tiles at the Mexican Tile Store, locally made, 10"square, with intaglio vegetables.... Carrots, beets, garlics, asparagus. Need to figure where to put those. A little lawnmowing.
Goodnight my dears. Love one another.
Think how I feel. Inanity just promised me a heapin' helpin' of enthusiastic sectional intercourse, and then vanished.
Phila | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:16 pm | #
Still here (just changin' the nym). Since it's all virtual, I thought we were fucking as we typed...
Madeline Albright on Maher trying to sell books by bashing God.
jack
More power to her.
He's already posting out his ass, how would that stop him?
Good point.
(puts thinking cap back on)
He's already posting out his ass, how would that stop him?
Butt plugs maybe? I'd be happy to throw in a few bucks.
Still here (just changin' the nym). Since it's all virtual, I thought we were fucking as we typed...
Eschatina
That would explain a lot....
Congrats on the tenure Sallyh, and goodnight, everyone.
Dare I flirt?
rorschach | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:19 pm | #
Oh, you're a fast one!
[blush]
Eschatina,
Happy to help.
Or...whelp, in this case
it came from this HTML TAG.
Remove the period and paste it in.
Butt plugs maybe? I'd be happy to throw in a few bucks.
mr hostess
Let's be sure to get the cement kind. Rough, and thirsty for moisture.
They Live
Best Fist Fight. All Time.
WalterNeff
Oh, hands down. I rented that movie the night after Kerry lost Election 2004. Seemed appropriate for the occasion.
Butt plugs maybe? I'd be happy to throw in a few bucks.
Maybe a butt plug and some of that new super- elmers glue.
Is she bashing your imaginary friend?
"I hate dialing up someone and then being insulted. I can take it, though.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore"
Disclaimer: It wasn't Jen!
Vicki - Young DWD graduated Michigan State last Saturday. My oldest sister showed up with bright pink hair. She tried to die it herself (cause she is too lazy to go to the hairdresser's) and made a mistake. (The real question is, why didn't she try again?)
The only good thing was that when I wandered out of Breslin for a quick cigar, it was easy to find my seat.
Maher on the 29% approval rating: It's hard out there for a chimp.
Madeline Albright on Maher trying to sell books by bashing God.
jack | 05.12.06 - 11:17 pm | #
Not funny.
Next time include the obligatory
reference to your balls.
Sallyh,
That's great news about getting tenure!
Really? Congrats Sally! That's awesome!
Moonbats rule! More liberals in academia! Whoo hoo...!!!
{img src="/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif" border="0" alt="" width="15" height="15"}
oops dint take before
If a dog growled at you that 2+2=4, would you pet it?
Not much of a metaphysician, myself.
Piper/David 08
Dare I flirt?
rorschach
Sheesh. Can't you wait 'til I'm done? You're really wrecking the mood here.
Come back in a couple hours.
hang on, check that:
David/Piper 08
Or DYE it. Dammit: Homophones are driving me nuts this night!
Disclaimer: It wasn't Jen!
Nim, ham hock of liberty
No, it wasn't.
Jen knows, and she gets it.
Is there any good sci-fi stuff on tomorrow night?
Last week's movie sucked.
Homophones are driving me nuts this night!
DWD
Bigot.
By the way, when I suggested Häagen-Dazs and a pillow fight, I was not flirting.
However, as that was a very gay thing to suggest, I was flitting.
Good night for now, and take care of your good selves!
Jen knows, and she gets it.
Nim, you scamp of a ham-hock.
Taking a break to watch Maher.
See you guys in a few...
However, as that was a very gay thing to suggest, I was flitting.
A little mincing would be nice.
Did I miss anything?
I broke my little toe today, rolled a shopping cart over it while wearing sandals. Hurts like a sumabitch.
Phila, should have used homonyms? (Or are those just a different version of a hymn?)
Madeline Albright on Maher trying to sell books by bashing God.
jack
Yeah, 'cause, you know, God is such a delicate flower. He really can't defend himself when people like Maher bash him.
If a dog growled at you that 2+2=4, would you pet it?
4 legs GOOD!
Yet ALL numbers are infinite
DWD,
A memorable story! I'm glad to hear that the graduation went well.
Be proud; you have guided him and he has earned it!
http://www.hecatedemetersdatter.blogspot.com/
Ponies for Holden. NSFW
I used to have a student who always began her many stories with, Wonce a pond a time. . . .
Roddy Piper has 4 movies coming out this year. All of them standard Saturday night Sci-Fi channel fare.
The man's kept busy.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0684929/
MYOB'
.
I broke my little toe today, rolled a shopping cart over it while wearing sandals. Hurts like a sumabitch.
OOoooo. I'm sorry.
Mr. Plushy sends some healing purrrrrrrrs your way.
Vicki, the point was that they are your family - bright pink hair and all.
Phila, should have used homonyms? (Or are those just a different version of a hymn?)
DWD
Ask Rorschach...it'll distract him while I attend to Eschatina here.
Dare I flirt?
rorschach
Sheesh. Can't you wait 'til I'm done? You're really wrecking the mood here.
Come back in a couple hours.
Phila | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:23 pm | #
Eschatina,
Happy to help.
Or...whelp, in this case
driftglass | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:21 pm | #
Just "doing" my part to get us to Vicki's ideal of menage a 69.
Uncle Smokes - ice cream is always in order.
Goodnight, moonbats. Last call for shortbread - got to put away what's left for tomorrow.
I broke my little toe today, rolled a shopping cart over it while wearing sandals. Hurts like a sumabitch.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
Ouch! My condolences.
Hecate, I am sorry. I have done similar. Hurts like hell. Rest up and get better.
Ponies for Holden. NSFW
Oh. my. goodness.
I broke my little toe today, rolled a shopping cart over it while wearing sandals.
May the cart that hit you, and the men who made it, and the train that carried it and the truck that brought it and the store that housed it all be damned for now and all eternity, roasting in the fires of Hell.
So there.
Sheesh. Can't you wait 'til I'm done? You're really wrecking the mood here.
Come back in a couple hours.
Phila | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:23 pm | #
Don't be such a square, cutie-pie.
Be a swinger, as in "to swing."
I broke my little toe today, rolled a shopping cart over it while wearing sandals
Those damn sandal wearing Shopping buggies!!
It's strange. I like Maher's deadpan delivery, and I believe his writers are top notch. But I also think he's a misogynistic asshole, who fucking gleaned no difference between a United States with Al Gore as President, and one with George Bush as President in 2000.
Vicki, the point was that they are your family - bright pink hair and all.
DWD
I wish bright pink hair was the new rude...
Thanks, and cheers to you, DWD.
Dare I flirt?
No. Measure out your life with coffee spoons, please.
Well you're always welcome to call us and -not- be insulted, Vicki. =o
Don't be such a square, cutie-pie.
Be a swinger, as in "to swing."
rorschach
Oh, alright. Ya talked me into it.
Now, then...what's this "teabagging" I'm always hearing about....?
I broke my little toe today, rolled a shopping cart over it while wearing sandals. Hurts like a sumabitch.
OW!
I broke my little toe today, rolled a shopping cart over it while wearing sandals. Hurts like a sumabitch.
Hecate, Grammar Fag | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:25 pm | #
Ow! Hecate, I'm sorry. I once broke my big toe as a teen, and when they were x-raying and examining, they kept referring to it as the "great toe." Strange these medical professionals.
Hecate, being your sister in foot things ~ {{{hugs}}}, and *mwah!
My heart is with you.
Only communists wear sandals.
Be a swinger, as in "to swing."
Sam Rockwell
Butt plugs maybe? I'd be happy to throw in a few bucks.
mr hostess
Let's be sure to get the cement kind. Rough, and thirsty for moisture.
This is possibly the third finest exchange ever drafted by the hand of man.
The second was Thomas Jefferson's little know letter to Penthouse.
"Whenever I go to Philadelphia I know I can look forward to some hot fucking, but little did I know that hot summer was to be filled with the greatest sex of my life.
"It had been a long year, and work on the Declaration was slow..."
Now, then...what's this "teabagging" I'm always hearing about....?
My advice to you is to make sure you're the bagger and not the "baggee."
Al Gore
Gal Whore
oops: I meant Sam McMurray
Hecate, what kind of cart racing are you trying to promote now?
G'night! Sending my love...
Even though I'm sick as a dog, I believe I'll drag myself out to a restaurant...maybe have a glass of wine per Rorschach's FIL and browse in the bookstore per my own sweet self. See you fine folks later....
"Is there any good sci-fi stuff on tomorrow night?"
'The Nineth Gate' at 4:30pm eastern time
'Shallow Ground' at 7pm
'House of the Dead' at 9pm
'Return of the living dead III' at 11pm
MYOB'
.
Maher: If god chose George Bush of all the people in the world, how good is god?
Investigative look into whether Drug dependence played a role in Adolf Hitler's decisions.
It certainly played a part in John Kennedy's.
Toby Petzold | 05.12.06 - 10:14 pm
Well, in the tradition of Lincoln, please send some of what Kennedy took to BushBoy.
God, anything to help make this country better!
From down below (hell)
"Think Progressive"? Considering the source, I certainly won't be shocked. The CIA has shown itself to be totally incompetent on top of being riddled with lefties. It's time for it's responsibilities to be turned over to the military so that we can "sleep safe in our beds secure in the knowledge that rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm".
jfk, wondering anus | 05.12.06 - 10:39 pm
Except Orwell never said that... It was a card carrying liberal, Alan Sorkin, saying it through the foaming mouth of the fictional character, Col. Nathan Jessup as they carried him off to jail.
Although MZM had no experience with government contracts, the General Services Administration in May 2002 placed the company on a list of approved information technology service providers, a key step for the company to get business from federal agencies.
The first contract, worth $140,000, came from the White House — to provide office furniture and computers for Vice President Dick Cheney.
"It had been a long year, and work on the Declaration was slow..."
driftglass | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:31 pm | #
Funny & naked. Exxxcellent.
Phyllis believes I have no other gear besides flirt.
I say it's that George W. Bush eats human flesh from hookers his friend Kevin brings him.
As long as it helps Bush makes us safer from Islamofascists like that time Bush saved us from the 9/11 attackers then I think we have to back the leaker in chief on this.
Just read at watertiger's that Leopold says Rove's announced to Bush that he'll quit when he's indicted. Bush said he'd fire anyone involved. Why didn't he fire Rove on the spot?
Now, then...what's this "teabagging" I'm always hearing about....?
Phila | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:30 pm | #
Hold still. I'll demonstrate.
"It had been a long year, and work on the Declaration was slow..."
driftglass | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:31 pm | #
"My greedy eyes sized up her luscious curves...she was clearly a twoscore-and-seven D..."
cornel west......'the poor, the rejected, the luckless, and the landless.'
My advice to you is to make sure you're the bagger and not the "baggee."
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:31 pm | #
Testiphobe puke!
Why didn't he fire Rove on the spot?
Because that would be consistent.
Hey, Walt, what happened to your blog and store, anyway?
Calling all West Coast Atriots! I'm trying to get a meet-and-greet going in the Bay Area in the next few weeks, so if you have any ideas...
OK, the wife's home.
I can hear her talking sweet to the oldest.
When she's pissed off about something and is trying to hide it from the kids by talking nice and sweet to them about what they did and showing interest in their play habits, her attempts at nice come across sounding really fake.
So far she's avoided the den.
I'm safe so far.
When she sees the chocolate stain on our daughters dress she's gonna shit a brick in my direction.
MYOB'
.
Hayden, President Bush's pick to replace Porter Goss as head of the CIA, contracted with MZM Inc. for the services of Lt. Gen. James C. King, then a senior vice president of the company, the sources say. MZM was owned and operated by Mitchell Wade, who has admitted to bribing former Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham with $1.4 million in money and gifts. Wade has also reportedly told investigators he helped arrange for prostitutes to entertain the disgraced lawmaker, and he continues to cooperate with a federal inquiry into the matter.
King has not been implicated in the growing scandal around Wade's illegal activities.
Before joining MZM in December 2001, King served under Hayden as the NSA's associate deputy director for operations, and as head of the National Imagery and Mapping Agency.
http://mparent7777.livejournal.c...om/
8381616.html
any verifies to this?
jfk, wondering anus,
We all know who you are pathetically attempting to mock with that handle, and it doesn't matter. You not only backed the wrong horse, you backed the wrong owner.
So look around the poker table for the easy mark. You don't see one, anymore, do you?
I feel so ashamed now about cancelling my Verizon wireless account when only their non-wireless service is in the official report.
Almost as ashamed as Billy Graham must feel about 60 years of killing brown civilians in the name of God.
Probably more, actually.
But never mind. God will sort it all out.
Who knew John Gibson was a wingnut?
"Why didn't he fire Rove on the spot?"
Because Karl always brings the best bigots to parties.
Bigots being a kind of casserole dish.
MYOB'
.
John Gibson is a registered independent.
He's got to go. Bush has got to go. We can't take another 2 1/2 years of this.
Hecate,
RICE -Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation
especially the elevation part.
Diane, very nice @ 11:13pm
John Gibson, I'm thinking, might just be some sort of a gigantic pale balloon-headed fuckballed pukewhistle.
Wingnuts are tree huggers compared to John Gibson. I've never seen this clown, but I read his racist rant.
John Gibson was horrid during the Clinton imbroglio.
Why didn't he fire Rove on the spot?
Because the "spot" is where Rove makes him feel "tingly special."
John Gibson is the Lord of Prickfair Manor.
Wingnuts make up their own quotes from liberals and socialists. The "swiftboating" has been going on for years.
"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ’liberalism,’ they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." Norman Thomas, former U.S. Socialist Presidential Candidate
Except Thomas never said or wrote that. It appears to have been a popular "quotation" (probably found unsourced and uncited in trash from the Regnery press of that time) used by.... Ronnie Reagan when he was running for, then misgoverning CA. Something that doesn't even resemble this comment may be found in a letter Upton Sinclair wrote to Thomas once. You can find that is Wiki.
"If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain."
There is no record of anyone hearing Churchill say this. Paul Addison of Edinburgh University makes this comment: "Surely Churchill can't have used the words attributed to him. He'd been a Conservative at 15 and a Liberal at 35! And would he have talked so disrespectfully of Clemmie, who is generally thought to have been a lifelong Liberal?"
The dangerous American fascist is the man who wants to do in the United States in an American way what Hitler did in Germany in a Prussian way. The American fascist would prefer not to use violence. His method is to poison the channels of public information. With a fascist the problem is never how best to present the truth to the public but how best to use the news to deceive the public into giving the fascist and his group more money or more power."
Vice President Henry Wallace, 1944
Thers,
How is Rosie? NYMary wrote that she didn't sleep one night this week.
He's got to go. Bush has got to go. We can't take another 2 1/2 years of this.
Hecate, Grammar Fag | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:41 pm | #
Did my math skills just go haywire on me? What year is this?
What is it about Fox and big-headed, violence-loving, "war on Christmas" -promoting lunatics?
And who's scarier looking than John Gibson? He looks like something out of a Stephen King nightmare.
I don't know that this is the right spot or even the right spot to ask this, but I'm a student that's trying to figure out where to vote next year. I live in NY-19 but go to school in NY-26. Both are currently Republican districts (although Sue Kelly, the representative for NY-19 is by far more moderate than Tom Reynolds of NY-26) and I would like to find out which is likely to be the closer race.
until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.
The convergence thesis.
He's got to go. Bush has got to go. We can't take another 2 1/2 years of this.
Hecate, Grammar Fag | Homepage | 05.12.06 - 11:41 pm | #
Hec' remember? This guy thinks God has annointed him to save the country. There is no way in Mississippi that this guy is going to step down. He's too arrogant. I've said before and I'll say it again. I truly do believe this man would rather see this country in flames than quit in his divine duty cause he figures anyone who opposes him must be working for evil's sake. This is what happens when a loser with money and power gets bailed out so many time of so many jams. He starts to think he's either lucky or touched by god in some way.
He's not leaving and despite his poll numbers nobody is going to force him to leave either.
MYOB'
.
Gibson is insane. What a hideous mutated freak.
Wingnuts are tree huggers compared to John Gibson. I've never seen this clown, but I read his racist rant.
WalterNeff
He was shouting the "five to the noggin" spittle into the microphone before they figured out , "Oops. Never mind." re the London bombing.
Bush said he'd fire anyone involved. Why didn't he fire Rove on the spot?
Hecate, Grammar Fag
Rove's not a Democrat.
How is Rosie? NYMary wrote that she didn't sleep one night this week.
She didn't. Aaaaahg. Cute, but exhausting...
Is Foggo a character from Tolkien?
Bush said he'd fire anyone involved. Why didn't he fire Rove on the spot?
Hecate, Grammar Fag
Under that logic, shouldn't Bush fire himself for authorizing the leak?
John McLaughlin of the McLaughlin Group:
The federal government has a contract with choice point. Choice point can put those phone numbers with ids. Including name, address, number in house hold, school districts, gun ownership and more.
Choice Point:
Visualize - Analyze - Communicate
ChoicePoint’s i2 is the leading worldwide provider of visual investigative analysis software for law enforcement, intelligence, military and Fortune 500 organizations.
The integrated suite of products enables investigators and analysts to quickly understand complex scenarios and volumes of seemingly unrelated data, perform analysis and communicate the results.
i2’s award-winning products have proven instrumental in helping to solve cases of fraud, drug trafficking, counterterrorism, national security, and corporate security. That is why more than 2,000 organizations in over 100 countries rely on i2 for investigations and intelligence analysis.
http://www.choicepoint.com/indus...ment/
i2inc.html
Gibson is a cheap opportunist. Or maybe a very expensive on.e
Rorschch, check your math. He is president until January 20, 2009. That makes it pretty much two and a half years.
Did my math skills just go haywire on me? What year is this?
It's May 2006, Bush will be in office unless some congressman get both ethics and balls till the inauguration in 2009
OT, but album cover of the day.
Your math skills went haywire. We have a bit more than half of 2006 to get thruogh, all of 2007, all of 2008. Actually a little bit of 2009 too - inauguratoin is about 3 weeks in.
My spelling skills went hwayrie.
John Gibson.....'Valerie Plame was outed continually by her own husband.'
We can be sure John Gibson willbe among the first to be lined up and shot for treason, when the revolution is complete.
Is Foggo a character from Tolkien?
Anonymous
James Fenimore Cooper.
Foggo is my brother.
hadenough,
and with that we are still assuming that they are doing no more than they said. A dubious proposition.
She didn't. Aaaaahg. Cute, but exhausting.
Poor dears, both Rosie and NYMary. I hope they get some rest.
Did my math skills just go haywire on me? What year is this?
1065.
And next year promises to be a pretty quiet one.
(I was making reference to hopes of impeachment. I know, I know. Silly optimistic me.)
Gibson is a cheap opportunist. Or maybe a very expensive on.e
DemByDefault
They all are on Fox. I cannot possibly become more cynical. Fucking William Randolph Hearst once confided to Buster Keaton that, "I sold many more papers fucking Fatty Arbuckle than I did sinking the Lusitania".
I agree with Dr. West. I don't give a fuck who you fuck; just be good to each other.
http://uggabugga.blogspot.com/
I live in NY-19 but go to school in NY-26.
Fuck it. Vote in both.
We need all the help we can get.
Did Richard Clarke just say "shrinks their balls"?
WalterNeff--flirt may be your only gear, but it's how you use it that makes it big
and with that we are still assuming that they are doing no more than they said. A dubious proposition.
DWD
Tice mentioned satellites.
I'm not going out on a limb to suggest that every single communication that has hit a satellite has been sucked in, including digital.
I live in NY-19 but go to school in NY-26.
Sue Kelly is both scum and dregs.
DWD,
"A dubious proposition."
Yup.
The phone numbers by themselves are meaningless. They won't tell them a damn thing. They have to be connecting them to something else.
Just found in comments over at Glenn's:
JP said...
CHECK THE SOURCE OF THE COMPANY WHO POLLED FOR ABC AND THIS IS WHAT YOU FIND:
I haven’t seen anyone mention this yet - but the reason this poll’s results are so off from what would seem possible might also have to do with who did the poll…
ABC credits the poll to TNS Intersearch Corporation in Pennsylvania. A little digging reveals this:
“TNS is one of the world’s leading market information groups. We provide market measurement, analysis and insight through our global network of operating companies in 70 countries. Working with national and multi-national organizations, we help our clients to develop effective business strategies and enhance relationships with their customers. In July 2003, the group merged with NFO WorldGroup, Inc. Further information on TNS can be found on www.tns-global.com.”
TNS Intersearch is a unit of UK-based market research conglomerate Taylor Nelson Sofres.
according to Hoovers “TNS Telecoms, a unit of UK-based market research heavyweight Taylor Nelson Sofres, provides market data and research reports to clients in the telecommunications industry. The company’s primary clients are telecommunications service providers”
So the poll was done by a company whose primary client is telco’s.
Not that they would have any interest in scewing a poll about how people feel about telcos right?
http://www.hoovers.com/tns- telec...factsheet.xhtml
Computerized information always expands to meet the amount of allocated storage: some sort of rule.
John Gibson, I'm thinking, might just be some sort of a gigantic pale balloon-headed fuckballed pukewhistle.
Thers
I hate Gibson far more than anyone else on Fox. And that's saying something, given that it is the home of Hannity and O'Falafel.
Computerized information always expands to meet the amount of allocated storage:
Says Law.
Computerized information always expands to meet the amount of allocated storage: some sort of rule.
DWD
Rule of software bloat: Software expands to fill the space available.
Corollory: Porn collections expand to fill the HDD space available.
I think Bill Maher is an Eschatonian.
Who knew John Gibson was a wingnut?
Everyone who's ever had the bad luck to read or listen to one second of his output?
wasn't choicepoint the co that helped bush his titty woman do the dirty deed in florida?
Maher calling for impeachment.
Spinoza--Sue Kelly may be scum and dregs, but tell me, has that ever kept you from sleeping with a woman?
Spinoza--Sue Kelly may be scum and dregs, but tell me, has that ever kept you from sleeping with a woman?
Tenured Sallyh. I value personal hygiene.
Maher is brutally honest and honestly brutal tonite.
Not that they would have any interest in scewing a poll about how people feel about telcos right?
Naa. They were just trying to provide a service!
Maher calling for impeachment.
NYMary
But only for lying about the fish.
Does Gibson suffer from neural albinism as well?
Maher is brutally honest and honestly brutal tonite.
Anonymous
Yeah, shame this ain't 5/13/2000.
Naa. They were just trying to provide a service!
Normally to get serviced like that, takes a 100 dollar bill and a trip to the rough part of town late at night.
http://uggabugga.blogspot.com/
I finally got the "flush Bush" chart. (I know, I know, 
)
Spinoza--then please explain the empty scotch bottles and dead cats.
Can you say DUH?!
CNN really is completely clueless.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS...poll/
index.html
(CNN) -- In a new poll comparing President Bush's job performance with that of his predecessor, a strong majority of respondents said President Clinton outperformed Bush on a host of issues.
Good night, all.
See you on the morrow...
Jaws Drop: Murdoch Fundraising for Clinton
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20060...clinton_murdoch
NEW YORK - Media mogul Rupert Murdoch, whose Fox News Channel and other conservative news outlets have been skewering Hillary Rodham Clinton for years, will host a summer fundraiser for the senator, mystifying some observers and enraging others.
Especially incensed are liberal activists, who for months have decried what's seen as a shift to a right on Clinton's part as the Democrat contemplates a run for president in 2008. They are stunned that she is associating with a man viewed as a cornerstone of the "vast right-wing conspiracy," the term Clinton herself coined.
"Hillary, help us. Who the hell are you?" thundered Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen.
Liberal blogger David Sirota complained: "The brazenness of this move is almost too much to stomach."
Neither Clinton nor Murdoch have had much to say about the fundraiser since it was first reported this week by The Financial Times.
Good night, Steve!
Does Gibson suffer from neural albinism as well?
An albino, a mosquito, my libido.
Yeah.
http://www.counterpunch.org/
diek...nn05112006.html
THE PRESIDENT: Listen, the World Cup is a -- first of all, most Americans, up until recently, didn't understand how big the World Cup is. And we're beginning to understand. And the reason why is, a lot of us grew up not knowing anything about soccer, like me. I never saw soccer as a young boy. We didn't play it where I was from. It just didn't exist. I can't even-- I'm thinking about all the -- between age six, when I can remember sports, and 12 or 13, I just never saw soccer being played.
WTF?
Wait, so let's get this straight - George HW Bush was the soccer team captain at Andover, but according to his son, "the sport just didn't exist"? ...
www.deadspin.com/sports/soccer/soccer-dogs-moms-
and-presidents-172294.php
Normally to get serviced like that, takes a 100 dollar bill and a trip to the rough part of town late at night.
These days, that rough part of town, would be the front lawn of the white house.
Is Foggo a character from Tolkien?
Anonymous
I'm pretty sure that there was mention of a Foggo T. Baggins. Frodo's second cousin, I think.
Evening bats
Spinoza--then please explain the empty scotch bottles and dead cats.
You know, once people like you get tenure, they just feel free to say anything. I am sending your name to Dvid Horowitz.
I like this version better and Clinton still gets my vote. Bring back four terms.
(CNN) -- In a new poll comparing President Bush's performance with that of his predecessor, a strong majority of respondents said President Clinton outperformed Bush on a hostess.
once people like you get tenure, they just feel free to say anything. I am sending your name to Dvid Horowitz
Sallyh, you've got tenure. You can stick your fingers in your ears and go
LA LA LA LA LA tral la la!
Spinoza--promise?
Maher is brutally honest and honestly brutal tonite.
Anonymous
Yeah, shame this ain't 5/13/2000.
Max Planck |
As good as he's been since he started on HBO, I'll never forget the little self-congratulatory sneer he would put on when he'd say "I call them Bore and Gush."
Sallyh, you've got tenure. You can stick your fingers in your ears and go
LA LA LA LA LA tral la la!
I was thinking she has to be kinda like the scarecrow, and quote Einstien. "The sum of the square root is...."
China's doing its part in beautifying the seven seas:
If you're ugly, short or rude, your career prospects in the Chinese navy don't look like plain sailing.
Officials say anyone joining the service in 2006 must be good-looking, tall and polite.
Manners and looks matter because navy vessels often visit other countries and host reciprocal visits, a spokesman has told the official Xinhua news agency.
As good as he's been since he started on HBO, I'll never forget the little self-congratulatory sneer he would put on when he'd say "I call them Bore and Gush."
DemByDefault | 05.13.06 - 12:12 am | #
Every time he says "I kid the president" I want to smack him.
Bush Tops Nixon
The Most Despised President in History
By DAVID SWANSON
This day has been long coming. The trendlines have shown it would soon be upon us. Now, here we are. With this new Harris poll, available through the Wall Street Journal , President Bush claims the titlelong held by Richard Nixon: Least Liked President Ever (or at least since there have been polls). And this data comes to us from before the USA Today reported on Bush's NSA secretly monitoring our phone records.
Bush's approval rating is now at 29%, and disapproval at an astonishing 71%. Well, it's astonishing that it took so long to get there. But it's also record-setting. The best Nixon could do was 66%. Nobody else comes close. Bush is breaking new ground.
Gibson is cute, though. I'd hit it.
Heckuva Job George, you will pass Cheney Yet
"I'm the commander, see? I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."
GWB, Our Dear Leader
Oh my god, just dialed up Larry King on the Philco--Is that THE Virgin Ben? He's talking about immigration, waving the Mexican Flag, changing OUR national anthem. they went to break, but Randi Rhodes has the look on her face I imagine I get when the pizza guy rings teh door bell. I'm gong back to watch the carnage.
smalfish--I need the diploma...
"I'm the commander, see? ... I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."
GWB, Our Dear Leader
That paragraph ought to be included in every newspaper story about chimpy
Gibson is cute, though. I'd hit it.
Ô¿Ô
Yikes! Not with my ten foot pole.
Why should we hear about body bags, and deaths...I mean, it's not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
~Barbara Bush
Every time he says "I kid the president" I want to smack him.
rorschach
there is NO US president, only a boardroom of Cheneys and a legion of self-serving maggots helping them to deflesh the world's financial body... nothing more nothing less.
Dulce bellum inexpertis
(War is delightful to the inexperienced).
http://www.antiwar.com/justin/?a...?
articleid=8983
Condi the Dominatrix
You're right Al. I was thinking about another Gibson.
I just caught my wife with another man's dick in her ass.
"Gibson is cute, though. I'd hit it"
Ô¿Ô find a swamprat, you'd be doing better.
Google CONTEST!!!!
Web Results 1 - 10 of about
7,470,000 for "Bush incompetent"
(0.53 seconds)
choice point bought DBT shortly after the voter purge:
DBT would claim that Florida's Division of Elections, under Secretary of State Katherine Harris, encouraged it to cast as wide a net as possible. Of the more than 50,000 names it came up with as a result, some 20,000 would be registered voters who simply had the misfortune of sharing a name, part of a name, or an inverted name with an actual ex-felon. A disproportionate number of blacks would be barred from the polls in the presidential election, and civil-rights groups would accuse Governor Jeb Bush's administration of using the purge to disenfranchise blacks, who would have voted, in all likelihood, for Al Gore over George W. Bush.
http://www.sourcewatch.org/index...T_Online%
2C_Inc.
The Net's Master Data-miner
When maverick cyber-pioneer Hank Asher invented MATRIX—a controversial personal-information database—he gave the government a powerful tool for tracking terrorists. So why isn't he a hero?
http://www.vanityfair.com/commen...es/
050131roco01
DBD--liveblog, please. I hope Randi takes the little bastard out.
I got some strange bootay yesterday.
Damn Cheap Toilet Paper!!!
I just caught my wife with another man's dick in her ass.
It's a buttplug, idiot.
Go with it.
I just caught my wife with another man's dick in her ass.
jack
oh that's horrible did he poke one of your ears and is it really your wife?
smalfish--I need the diploma...
"I need the diploma..."
Sallyh, Is that all? Do what the professor of ballons, chief potentate of OZ and wingnuts do and print one.
Web Results 1 - 10 of about 17,200,000 for Bush fool. (0.36 seconds)
Feh!
smalfish--I need the diploma...
You don't need no steenkin papers. You got ten year.
Why does he say play nice when the Blogosphere is supposed to be so uncivil?
HAH! 17 miilion
Im winning
Every time he says "I kid the president" I want to smack him.
rorschach
Y'know, professional athletes and high profile entertainers have always made more money than most people. But, earlier, it was not so obscenely much as to be realistically blocked from *any* day to day connection from their audience.
Hell, vaudevillians worked their tails off from town to town. Even big league baseball players wore the same uniform several seasons consecutively.
Now, these entertainers and athletes are worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
The connection is long gone.
And so is the solidarity of purpose.
Man, Prager looks terrified that Randi Rhodes will, like, kill him.
Fair enough.
This is hilarious.
Abraxas
A term used by the Basilideans, a Gnostic sect of the second century, designating the Supreme Being or god whom they worshipped. They believed that Jesus Christ emanated from Abraxas and was a phantom while here on earth. They believed the name contained great mysteries because it contained the seven Greek letters when computed numerically equaled the number 365, which is the number of days in the year. It was further believed that Abraxas commanded 365 gods, each possessing a virtue, so there was a virtue for each day of the year.
However, older mythologists place Abraxas among the Egyptian gods, while some demonologists cite him to be a demon with the head of a king and serpents forming his feet. He has been represented on amulets with a whip in his hand. The mystic word abracadabra was derived from his name. Many stones and gems were cut with his capricious symbolic markings, such as a human body having a fowl's or lion's heads, and snakes as limbs, which were worn by the Basilideans as amulets. Also, a favorite amulet bore the number 365.
Web Results 1 - 10 of about 35,100,000 for Bush stupid. (0.39 seconds)
And he HITS the TRIFECTA!!
John Gibbon. Oh, did I say gibbon?
Sallyh,
I missed her response, when I got back to the TeeVee, Ed Shultz and the punk were yelling at each other (this after pretty much an entire segment where the Kid spoke unchallenged). Then they brought on the odious Dennis Prager, and I had to walk away again. He's one of the few wingnut pundits I hate as much as elected GOoPers. Prager and the Kid are in the studio with John Roberts (isn't it?) who is making no effort to stop them from interrupting Rhodes and Schultz (and don't they hate each other, just as an aside).
Abrax
Cheney Evil provides 12,100,000 results.
I just caught my wife with another man's dick in her ass.
Smart woman. FInally found her a real man to satisfy her. Jeebus lovin freeks don't satisfy.
His brother Lars Gibbon.
Who is that kid who's defending the "briefing"? Is he out of high school?
Snake eats its tail
The Taurus of Time!!
365!
Randi Rhodes, well, I don't always dig her radio show... but holy shit is she good on these cable wankshows. They do not know what the fuck to do with her, and she is damn good TV.
These conservative cabbages are fucking terrified. This is really, really funny.
If we're going to talk about sex, let's leave jack out of it...
I've been pounding reddit.com with political post and some people are complaining though with the ones that are hits, I notice that the approval-up/down ratio is still about 6/3. So it seems that the wingers butts are smarting this week.
Dulce bellum inexpertis
(War is delightful to the inexperienced).
ABRAXAS - 12:23 am
the sentiment? acceptable.
the grammar? ececrable.
the latin is a fragment, as it lacks a verb. I am not certain of the case/declension of 'inexpertis', either, but i'm too lazy and tired to look it up...in anycase, granting the propriety of 'inexpertis', the sentence should at minimum have read:
Dulce bellum inexpertis est.
Solus dicere...
Torus
Toroid
Cave of Brahma
Bel
Baal
Today we are called the Turtles.
Bump Heads
If we're going to talk about sex, let's leave jack out of it...
rorschach
Is jacking off considered sex?
These conservative cabbages are fucking terrified.
I owe you the rest of my life for alerting me so I got to see that look on Dennis Prager's prissy puss.
That was hilarious.
$50 Billion, damn and I've had qwest for the last decade. I won't be a recipient of the legal largess.
Is jacking off considered sex?
Anonymous | 05.13.06 - 12:38 am | #
Talk to the hand.
These conservative cabbages are fucking terrified. This is really, really funny.
Thers, Thread Leader Prime
I saw Randi once on a show with, I believe it was Kate O'Beirne.
I really thought that Kate was going to place her hands over her ears and hum "I can't hear you!"
It was a really civil beatdown.
Is offing jack considered sex?
Is jacking off considered sex?
Only if done in the company of others.
(War is delightful to the inexperienced).
ABRAXAS - 12:23 am
the sentiment? acceptable.
the grammar? ececrable.
the latin is a fragment, as it lacks a verb. I am not certain of the case/declension of 'inexpertis', either, but i'm too lazy and tired to look it up...in anycase, granting the propriety of 'inexpertis', the sentence should at minimum have read:
Dulce bellum inexpertis est.
yeh yeh yeh....
like eets FRIDAY DOOD, Sheesh.
Talk to the hand.
that wouldn't be pillow talk, so is it...?
Is offing jack considered sex?
Again.. Only if your republican.
I saw Randi once on a show with, I believe it was Kate O'Beirne.
O'Beirne probably had to go write a book about it... "Evil Liberal Bitches Who Kicked My Ass".
Is jacking off considered sex?
When my partner masturbates in front of me, I think:
a) I'm really grossed out and don't want to watch.
b) I'm really excited and turned on.
c) you shouldn't have sat next to me on the bus.
Saw Randi Rhodes on Larry King tonight. What an obnoxious bitch! She was even worse than the two wingnuts they had on. And she wouldn't let Ed Schultz finish his comments without talking all over him. How that piece of sh*t(Rhodes) still has a radio show is beyond me.
Again.. Only if your republican.
smalfish, terrorist
Only if my republican what?
If we're going to talk about sex, let's leave jack out of it...
OK, so let's agree jack off?
c) you shouldn't have sat next to me on the bus.
Damn, you never let me have ANY fun!
Waaaaa!
The Giant Lie:
The Right Call on Phone Records
The NSA's Program Safeguards Security -- and Civil Liberties
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...6051201656.html
Stupid Shit:
"Suppose a telephone associated with Mohamed Atta had called a domestic telephone number A. And then suppose that A had called domestic telephone number B. And then suppose that B had called C. And then suppose that domestic telephone number C had called a telephone number associated with Khalid Sheik Mohammed, the mastermind of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks. The most effective way to recognize such patterns is the computerized analysis of billions of phone records. The large-scale analysis of anonymized data can pinpoint individuals -- at home or abroad -- who warrant more intrusive investigative or intelligence techniques, subject to all safeguards normally associated with those techniques."
Does it get any dumber than this. A terrorist calls A, A calls B, B calls C so the best thing to do is analyze billions of phone records. Huh? Why not look at who A called. You'd see A called B. OK. Check who B called. You'd get to C. If all they want to do is catch terrorists why drag my fucking granny and hundreds of fucking millions of other people in to it? That's what the fuck I want to know.
If all they want to do is catch terrorists why drag my fucking granny and hundreds of fucking millions of other people in to it?
The current NSA is filled with young Republicans (perverts) and like hear granny phone sex.
That was hilarious.
She scared the piss out of him. Fucking GREAT.
I don't feel anything for rich people.
I don't feel anything for rich people
Just specific *things* when they pay you.
I don't feel anything for rich people.
jack | 05.13.06 - 12:47 am | #
Everyone who cares, please raise your hand.
No? No hands?
I don't feel anything for rich people.
Then why do you insist on funding them, their kids and all their future generations?
Punk.
I heard your wife screaming in pleasure in the next room.
-hadenough
He stated that Able Danger identified Mohamed Atta 13 separate times prior to ... Curt Weldon's assertion that Able Danger identified the 9/11 hijackers was ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Able_Danger
Saw Randi Rhodes on Larry King tonight.
You forgot to clock in.
Timmeh sez he doesn't ask tough questions because he wants to be the nice guy.
" If all they want to do is catch terrorists why drag my fucking granny and hundreds of fucking millions of other people in to it? That's what the fuck I want to know."
it's obvious...no one at the WP is that fucking stupid...they know exactly what type of bullshit they are shoveling, and for who...
fuck 'em.
Think of the press as a great keyboard on which the government can play.
– Joseph Goebbels
Dow fell over 240 points the past two days after NSA data collection was revealed by some leaker. America is a little less safer than it was on Wednesday and the market doesn't like it. Whoever did this leaking should be found and prosecuted, not cheered and saluted.
America is a little less safer than it was on Wednesday and the market doesn't like it.
Oh ya? Why's that? Because the master has been found to be naked?
Or is it because the curtain has been pulled back and found that fascism has invaded this country, making us all unsafe from the evil that fascism represents?
Dow fell over 240 points, after I had a brownie this week. The brownie mix makers (I'm talking to you Betty Crocker!) should be stoned for this.
The above has about as much causality, as the *red white and blue* statement.
Whoever did this leaking should be found and prosecuted, not cheered and saluted.
Who ever authorised this spying should be hung from the neck untill dead.
ABRAXAS,
"He stated that Able Danger identified Mohamed Atta 13 separate times prior to"
That's a redherring. It has nothing to do with this.
Anyway, from your link:
"A Time magazine article dated August 14, 2005, reports that Weldon admitted he is no longer sure that Atta's name was on the chart he presented to Hadley and that he was unable to verify whether this was the case, having handed over his only copy, and that a reconstruction was used for post-9/11 presentations. Weldon gave a talk at the Heritage Foundation with a chart he described as the one handed over on May 23, 2002."
You can not take a billion anonymous phone records and come up with a terrorist. Not gonna happen.
America is a little less safer than it was on Wednesday and the market doesn't like it.
Oh, Dear god, I hope nobody in charge finally pegs the DOW to Shrub's leadership!
We don't all want to die penniless tomorrow!
Who knew going to Iraq was like playing for the Yankees?!
What..no one knew that?
You know what the biggest jerk-off of all is? Beyond family even, because you can't control your family, is jobs. I mean, this totally mystifies me. Can you believe people actually accept this? It's like you work all day, people tell you what to do all day long. You know, and then on top of taking shit all day, they can fire you.
Jack's boss is thinking of firing him?
Smart man!
Hey guys - I'm on my way to bed, but I'm rudely dropping in to blogwhore. Hope you don't mind too much. It's short - it's just my answer to one idea that the right keeps floating about wiretapping.
Ciao - have a nice night and sweet dreams.
rover
red white and blue
jack
are we ignoring the braindead trolls or is both barrels more appropo ce soir - 'cause I gotta' yell you morons who are that willing to surrender their rights to the govt. deserve a really good shit-kicking followed by wiping their idiot noses in their own shit and blood
just sayin'
You know what the biggest jerk-off of all is? Beyond family even, because you can't control your family, is jobs. I mean, this totally mystifies me. Can you believe people actually accept this? It's like you work all day, people tell you what to do all day long. You know, and then on top of taking shit all day, they can fire you.
jack | 05.13.06 - 1:00 am | #
I love my present job.
If jack worked for me, I'd fire him just on principal.
Does anyone have a complete list of Echalon keywords? Our mailserver is in the US and the boss would like to fuck with the NSA.
JR, kerosene and a match | 05.12.06 - 11:07 pm
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http://
www.democraticunderground...mesg_id=1156341
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Jack's boss is thinking of firing him?
Jack's Boss: What do you say in defense of your job?
Jack: You're not the boss of me!
SYDNEY, Australia (AP) -- New Zealand is not for sale, despite somebody in neighboring Australia trying to offload the nation of 4 million to the highest online bidder.
With a starting offer of just one cent, brisk bidding for the prime chunk of South Pacific real estate quickly boosted the price to 3,000 Australian dollars (US$2,330; euro1,830) before eBay pulled the plug on the auction this week.
"Clearly New Zealand is not for sale," eBay Australia spokesman Daniel Feiler told the New Zealand Press Association, adding that 22 bids had been made before the company acted.
"It is mostly household items we have for sale, but there are the occasional quirky items put up," he added. "We have a look at them and if they are OK we leave them, but if it is something that can't be sold, we take them off."
The trader has not been named, but apparently was unimpressed with the country he was trying to sell.
The rivalry between the two countries is intense and in his advertisement the man said New Zealand had "very ordinary weather."
http://www.dailykos.com/story/20...5/12/202143/
893
a sweet little diary with some really good news about senate and gov polls - actually kind of made my evening - I also read where the country believes Clinton out performed bush in every category possible as prez - heh!
Respondents favored Clinton by greater than 2-to-1 margins when asked who did a better job at handling the economy (63 percent Clinton, 26 percent Bush) and solving the problems of ordinary Americans (62 percent Clinton, 25 percent Bush).
On foreign affairs, the margin was 56 percent to 32 percent in Clinton's favor; on taxes, it was 51 percent to 35 percent for Clinton; and on handling natural disasters, it was 51 percent to 30 percent, also favoring Clinton.
Moreover, 59 percent said Bush has done more to divide the country, while only 27 percent said Clinton had. Suck on it trolls!
Jack's Boss: What do you say in defense of your job?
Jack: (look at 6 inch hole, after two hours) I'm digging as fast as I can.
The trader has not been named, but apparently was unimpressed with the country he was trying to sell.
Did'nt Mossad get caught doing illegal stuff in NZ?
Obama is on Leno, don't ask me why.
Moreover, 59 percent said Bush has done more to divide the country, while only 27 percent said Clinton had. Suck on it trolls!
swampy mcfeverish
But 100% felt that Clinton had divided Monica.
Ba da boom!
New Zealand is not for sale, despite somebody in neighboring Australia trying to offload the nation of 4 million to the highest online bidder.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
oops, make that Conan.
My bad.
Obama is on Leno, don't ask me why.
keith | 05.13.06 - 1:13 am | #
Why?
Why?
I asked you not to ask me why.
Why?
I asked you not to ask me why.
keith | 05.13.06 - 1:16 am | #
Sorry.
Why not?
I asked you not to ask me why.
keith
Why did you ask rorschach not to ask you why?
Artichokes with Hot sause
Drum gets it:
Can we please cut the crap? Even a child knows that phone numbers can be linked to names and addresses using ordinary commercial databases. There is absolutely nothing anonymous about this data, and only a shameless con man would try to convince us otherwise. Why does the Post give space to this obvious agitprop?
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com...6_05/
008804.php
The audience does seem to like him...
I think tonight's show is in Chicago.
Why did you ask rorschach not to ask you why?
Why are you asking him why he asked rory not to ask why?
I'm just incredibly generous.
Yet more catblogging!
Drum gets it
Well, I'm glad. Because the rest of us are like 19 steps beyond that shit.
Why not?
Because? (That was my mom's standard answer to that question)
An old Echelon list:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/200...re_those_words/
To which add: Foggo and 29%.
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I can hadly wait for the rerun of Dr Who to end. I am so tired.
You are all dead to me now.
Why not?
Because? (That was my mom's standard answer to that question)
keith | 05.13.06 - 1:19 am | #
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Max Planck,
"Well, I'm glad. Because the rest of us are like 19 steps beyond that shit."
Who loves ya baby.
You are all dead to me now.
hadenough :
DEAD!
rorschach :
DEAD!
jack:....
You are all dead to me now.
jack | 05.13.06 - 1:21 am | #
At last!
At long, long last!
I swear, I might as well be on fucking dialup.
Peace out all.
I'm not very good at metaphors. Can someone explain what they think this Dr Who was supposed to be talking about?
Who loves ya baby.
hadenough
That's a wonderful handle you've taken.
Who knew going to Iraq was like playing for the Yankees?!
What..no one knew that?
Lucky Ducky
That kid needs a good beating, preferably from some soldier who just came back with PTSD.
I'm not very good at metaphors. Can someone explain what they think this Dr Who was supposed to be talking about?
smalfish, terrorist | 05.13.06 - 1:27 am | #
I didn't watch it, but I am an English grad student, so I probably could explain it anyway.
The Art of Bullshit is a treasured skill.
Ex-Qwest CEO Balked at Request for Records
DENVER - Former Qwest Communications Chief Executive Joseph Nacchio refused to share customer telephone records with the National Security Agency following the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks because authorities did not want to use "any legal process" to justify their request, Nacchio's attorney said Friday.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060...HNlYwN5bmNhdA--
So whoever wanted the records would not get any legal documents requesting the records. Hmmm...
So what happened to Nacchio:
"Former executives have been accused of wrongdoing — including Nacchio, who faces 42 counts of insider trading accusing him of illegally selling $101 million in company stock after privately learning Qwest might not meet its financial goals."
What we learned from the enron trail is bush's good buddy ken lay had no idea what was going on with the company. His stock dumps were just because. CEO lay didn't have a fucking clue what shape enron was in. Where as Nacchio's stock sales were made a time he thought the company was gonna get big gov. contracts. Which they didn't after he refused the record request. I have no clue if he dumped stock knowing the price would go down. Just seems strange.
Didn't the Rethugs, who are now in charge, take time from their John Wayne matinees to have some bookish person explain to them than 007 and Dr. Strangelove were farces, and not blueprints?
I didn't watch it, but I am an English grad student, so I probably could explain it anyway.
Bacteria.
Have a look at the Wapo editorial on phone record mining by Falkenrath. I think it certainly reveals how the Administration thinks. It is total hogwash, but state it with conviction anyway.
This has to change.
The Art of Bullshit is a treasured skill.
Well, gee. I hardly think a masters degree is required to figure that out.
Now that it's over. Good fucking night.
That kid needs a good beating, preferably from some soldier who just came back with PTSD.
DemByDefault
No kidding. But I bet there are a number of volunteers, if they caught that show.
That may be the most inappropriate, most cynical analogy I've ever heard in my life. And he wouldn't stop mugging for the camera and snickering when someone said something true.
Dumber than a turnip, and proud of it, these baby GOPers. At least Rhodes was there to give the kid a whupping.
Bacteria.
Thers, Cold Water | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 1:38 am | #
That's "bacterium"
I swear. Give a guy tenure and he gets all lazy.
As a software developer, I've had some telemarketers as clients. I'm telling you, these people would leverage the company to get their hands on that NSA data.
Well, gee. I hardly think a masters degree is required to figure that out.
I have TWO master's degrees. I cannot figure anything out.
I swear. Give a guy tenure and he gets all lazy.
Whaddaya want?
Ten years is a long time to sit around on yer fat ass.
:D
Howdy, kids. What the fuck is happening?
Give a guy tenure and he gets all lazy.
Bacteria, bacterium, bakhtin.
Howdy, kids. What the fuck is happening?
Rory admitted education is for loosers.
What the fuck is happening?
I am still in awe of the El Gato Negro Blogintegrity post. Got picked up by Sadly No!, too.
Bacteria, bacterium, bakhtin.
Thers, Cold Water | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 1:44 am | #
Heteroglossic puke!
Tony Blair has promised to step down before the next election.
Tony Blair has promised to step down before the next election.
Funny, so has rove.
Two down, two or more to go.
I am still in awe of the El Gato Negro Blogintegrity post. Got picked up by Sadly No!, too.
Thers, Cold Water
Saw that. Can't wait for Tacitus to explain that it's racist, or something.
Two down, two or more to go.
smalfish, terrorist | 05.13.06 - 1:49 am | #
One down, two more to go:
Get ready to say goodbye to the Hummer H1, the hulking, gas-guzzling status symbol that has attracted celebrities and off-road enthusiasts but has drawn the ire of environmentalists.
General Motors Corp. said Friday that the 2006 model year will be the last for the H1, which has been the foundation for the automaker's Hummer brand. Based on the military's Humvee, the about 12,000 put on the road since 1992 defined the Hummer name.
...
The H1 gets about 10 miles per gallon, but Walsh said rising gas prices didn't factor into GM's decision. He noted that H1 buyers typically have been less sensitive about gas prices than most other drivers.
Ok, I really am off to bed.
Good night moonbats.
And EGN really did have a great post. I laughed my ass off when I read it.
but has drawn the ire of environmentalists.
Yeah, a vehicle that draws at least a 3 to 1 share of oil has its critics limited to "environmentalists".
Why the fuck does the media, here when we're running out of shit faster than we can describe it, still use the term "environmentalist" as an epithet?
What's the point, anymore?
This is fairly pointy-
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/
An even more excellent adventure than we understood. Wilkes had the Foggo's along on a vacation to a resort in Hawaii where it cost $20,000 a night to put up both families. That and the time they rented the castle in Scotland.
What's the point, anymore?
Max Planck
It still "sells" and allows "people" to discredit it.
Environmentalists are terrorists. "Everyone" knows that.
"Libruls"
For example.
Button-pushing epithets.
So far, far away from, say, the "rosy-fingered dawn".
Eh?
Greedy conservatives. Well, I'll be switched.
OK. I know there's a lot of competition. But I'm thinking that Victor Davis Hanson may be the stupidest man alive.
This is some of the most mindboggling gibberish I've ever read.
I just saw a special on CNN. There might be another Waco in the offing. A really rich Mormon muckity muck named Warren Jeffs, I believe, is hiding out in one of his several lavish compounds.
He on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted Lists, and he's *not* going to surrender.
I just ate a tin of sardines soaked in Louisianna hot sauce. Maxina boo boo kitty turned her nose up. The beer is flowing much smoother now.
Any questions?
This is some of the most mindboggling gibberish I've ever read.
Phila
Yes.
And Dubya ain't no FDR, nor is this WWII. Which, of course, is at least a couple of your points.
South America is just so impressive these days. It's really coming into its own. (Call me crazy, but I foresee the 21st century being defined by competition between South America and China.) And Chavez and Morales are well aware of it--and they're standing up to the EU:
The presidents of Venezuela and Bolivia, Latin America's most outspoken leaders, yesterday rebuffed demands by the European Union and other leaders at a summit in Vienna to temper their policies on foreign investment and energy, declaring that a new political era had arrived.
Tony Blair, who attended the summit of European Union, Latin American and Caribbean countries, called for a "responsible approach" to the debate.
"Neo-liberalism has begun its decline and has come to an end," the Venezuelan president, Hugo Chávez, said at the gathering of nearly 60 heads of state, according to Reuters. "Now a new era has begun in Latin America. Some call it populism, trying to disfigure our beauty. But it is the ... voice of the people that is being heard."
OK. I know there's a lot of competition. But I'm thinking that Victor Davis Hanson may be the stupidest man alive.
This is some of the most mindboggling gibberish I've ever read.
Phila | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 2:14 am | #
Agreed.
It's really rather curious, the way that these hawks love to casually hop, skip, and jump right over Vietnam and Korea, isn't it?
This is some of the most mindboggling gibberish I've ever read.
Phila
Oh they love themselves some specious and utterly vacuous WWII comparisons don't they? The abuses and further abuses of history.
This is some of the most mindboggling gibberish I've ever read.
You are not prone to exaggeration.
Did this guy have his tny dick in his sweaty, soft palm when he wrote that absurd piece of shite?
Oh, wait...
By the way, have funeral arrangements been made yet for Threadbot?
Don't wurry bout it, we're mad. We are replacing satire with outrage. Professional Progressive. My advise, Ask them a question like this: "So when I become a NeoCon do I pay for the Lobotomy, the Castration, or both?"
A serious q. ror,sd, Max, what is the end game? What is the absolute rock bottom that could happen?
I'll have my ears open.
By the way, have funeral arrangements been made yet for Threadbot?
sdf (Stu)
Alas, poor Threadorick! I knew him, Horatio.
The Hoover Institute
There had to be massive suckage there.
What is the absolute rock bottom that could happen?
Who knows? Martial law? Suspension of what's left of our civil rights?
Here's the only WWII, um, reference that works to my mind:
Bluto: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
cut to
Fredo: Was it over when Saddam flew those airplanes into the World Trade Center?
Reality Based Community: Saddam?
SCLM: Forget it, he's rolling.
By the way, have funeral arrangements been made yet for Threadbot?
sdf (Stu)
Last night the thread got cartoonishly long 1700-1800 posts.
The problem was that, left to their own accord, we devolved into that which we loathe. The bickering put me to sleep.
Named for founder Herbert Hoover, the Hoover Institution is “a prominent center devoted to interdisciplinary scholarship and advanced research in the social sciences with an emphasis on public policy relevance.
Leave it to a wingnut to belong to an organization allied with one of the worst presidents in this country's history.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
yeah, I think martial law. I think the War Preznit can suspend elections.
Even if he doesn't, he can control the elections to "elect" his li'l bro, Jeb, in '08.
I think these people have so fouled the nest that they will do anything - anything - to hang on to the power.
They do not intend ever to submit to the rule of law again.
I'm really very pessimistic, yet I still hope. Weird place to be. Brain cells popping and crackling like Rice Krispies on daily basis.....
SD
OK. I know there's a lot of competition. But I'm thinking that Victor Davis Hanson may be the stupidest man alive.
The local paper publishes the pathetic retarded ramblings of this idiot three times a week.
Who knows? Martial law? Suspension of what's left of our civil rights?
Max Planck
Times got bad in the past. Many fucktards layed their sweaty palms on the guidons marching lemmingesque over the cliffs of salvation.
I think the worst has already happened.
You only get one shot at giving the planet a nouggie.
You only get one shot at giving the planet a nouggie.
TinyPorcelainMouse |
you think?
I hope you are right.
I belong to the John Cleese (Basil F) school of thought (and I paraphrase): I can take the despair - it;s the hope I can't stand.
I belong to the John Cleese (Basil F) school of thought (and I paraphrase): I can take the despair - it;s the hope I can't stand
I'm a big pussy and I think you're wrong.
Bush is on his way out.
Meow.
Beneath the makeup on Bush's face - just the faintest trace of a Dirty Sanchez. If the fundamentalists but knew. Paul himself would have fled the Mediterranean world had he suspected the Caesar's of such depravity.
Who gave it to him?
Who can say.
But the smug satisfaction of Mr. Cheney stands as an indictment.
Saturday 13th May, 2006
Global stock markets tumble as U.S. dollar shatters
Big News Network.com Saturday 13th May, 2006
Equity markets around the world plummeted Friday as the U.S. dollar went into freefall.
http://feeds.bignewsnetwork.com/
...b6a1c22154c3bcf
Questions to ponder on a Friday
Rupert Murdoch raising money for Hillary!!
Media mogul Rupert Murdoch, whose Fox News Channel and other conservative news outlets have been skewering Hillary Rodham Clinton for years, will host a summer fundraiser for the senator, mystifying some observers and enraging others.
Especially incensed are liberal activists, who for months have decried what's seen as a shift to a right on Clinton's part as the Democrat contemplates a run for president in 2008. They are stunned that she is associating with a man viewed as a cornerstone of the "vast right-wing conspiracy," the term Clinton herself coined.
"Hillary, help us. Who the hell are you?" thundered Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen.
"Hillary, help us. Who the hell are you?" thundered Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen.
Snicker!
Equity markets around the world plummeted Friday as the U.S. dollar went into freefall.
oh, crap. What does this mean?
Equity markets around the world plummeted Friday as the U.S. dollar went into freefall.
oh, crap. What does this mean?
Sarah Deere
It means that it really IS 1979 all over again. Tense relations with Iran, an ineffective presidency, high gasoline prices, bloated real estate prices, and inflation.
I've been harping about this for the past two years. No surprise. We've got a long, difficult recession ahead. It'll end when the world equalizes and we stop living on credit.
George W abuses child. (Photo)
only 6 horses are definitely entering the preakness stakes. there may be a few more, but only 6 are definite so far.
Equity markets are the essence of western civilization.
Equity markets around the world plummeted Friday as the U.S. dollar went into freefall.
oh, crap. What does this mean?
Sarah Deere
The market did drop world wide, but if you look at the numbers it's enough drop to make you watch them, but not enough yet to call it a collapse.
I will be keeping an eye on the markets for at least a few days.
There is Jack, who, as the story goes, once slept with a dead groundhog stuffed in the backpack he uses as a pillow.
jack, I can outjack you.
Equity markets based on speculation have values on paper only.
horses are easier to pick than stocks.
I will be keeping an eye on the markets for at least a few days.
Doug,
Don't fall asleep, a few days won't matter. I see the Dow at 7,000 soon enough. Hopefully it'll be a slow deflation.
Look at this picture of John Snow, right, the Treasury secretary.
He's not aging well.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/
1...artner=homepage
As your president, I'm going to find a way for the poor to put their money in the equity markets.
Equity markets based on speculation have values on paper only.
Pitchforks & Torches | 05.13.06 - 3:44 am | #
Speculative papers with no value are the essence of jack. Or something.
Trolls see life in only two dimensions.
The tax cut of $9 for the poor will turn into $50 compounded over a lifetime.
Having money in the equity markets changes a man.
It makes him proud, makes him prudent.
It makes him less egoistic and greedy, makes him think of the future.
This is some of the most mindboggling gibberish I've ever read.
Your tiny litle mind is too fucked up to to figure out the thought process of intelligent people.
The tax cut of $9 for the poor will turn into $50 compounded over a lifetime.
Pitchforks & Torches | 05.13.06 - 3:48 am | #
Hooray! We are saved!
john snow looks like some sort of character actor in that picture.
The tax cut of $41,000 for $10 Millionaires will compound to $205,000.
How generous! Too bad that only represents 2/10 of 1% of households. $70 Billion bitches!
Migrating Birds Didn't Carry Flu
ROME, May 10 — Defying the dire predictions of health officials, the flocks of migratory birds that flew south to Africa last fall, then back over Europe in recent weeks did not carry the deadly bird flu virus or spread it during their annual journey, scientists have concluded.
International health officials had feared that the disease was likely to spread to Africa during the southward migration and return to Europe with a vengeance during the reverse migration this spring. That has not happened — a significant finding for Europe, because it is far easier to monitor a virus that exists domestically on farms but not in the wild. "It is quiet now in terms of cases, which is contrary to what many people had expected," said Ward Hagemeijer, a bird flu specialist with Wetlands International, an environmental group based in the Netherlands that studies migratory birds.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/1.../
11birdflu.html
Having money in the equity markets changes a man.
It makes him proud, makes him prudent.
It makes him less egoistic and greedy, makes him think of the future.
jack
Having money in the equity markets today makes one alot less money today.
Leaving the Wild, and Rather Liking the Change
SAN JOSÉ DEL GUAVIARE, Colombia — Since time immemorial the Nukak-Makú have lived a Stone Age life, roaming across hundreds of miles of isolated and pristine Amazon jungle, killing monkeys with blowguns and scouring the forest floor for berries.
But recently, and rather mysteriously, a group of nearly 80 wandered out of the wilderness, half-naked, a gaggle of children and pet monkeys in tow, and declared themselves ready to join the modern world.
"We do not want to go back," explained one man, who uses the sole name Ma-be, and who arrived with the others at this outpost in southern Colombia in March. "We want to stay near town. We can plant our own food. In the meantime the town can help us."
While it is not known for sure why they left the jungle, what is abundantly clear is that the Nukak's experience as nomads and hunter-gatherers has left them wholly unprepared for the world they have just entered.
The Nukak have no concept of money, of property, of the role of government, or even of the existence of a country called Colombia. They ask whether the planes that fly overhead are moving on some sort of invisible road.
They have no government identification cards, making them nonentities to Colombia's bureaucracy.
"The Nukak don't know what they've gotten themselves into," said Dr. Javier Maldonado, 27, a physician who has been working with them.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/
1...artner=homepage
And my doofus Democrat Senator Ed Case voted for it. Asshead. $70 Billion pissed away to Paris Hilton. Insanity rages in this country. What was he thinking?
Er...representative Case.
What was he thinking?
Pitchforks & Torches | 05.13.06 - 3:55 am | #
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senators tend to be pretty rich.
Migrating Birds Didn't Carry Flu
ROME, May 10 — Defying the dire predictions of health officials, the flocks of migratory birds that flew south to Africa last fall, then back over Europe in recent weeks did not carry the deadly bird flu virus or spread it during their annual journey, scientists have concluded.
But can they carry coconuts?
How big a price are we going to have to pay for having allowed W et al to fuck our and other countries up these last 5+ yrs, I wonder.
SD
The Nukak sound about as well-informed as Bush voters.
How big a price? Um... 8 years budget deficits at $2.0 Trillion, plus trade deficits at oh, $1.5 Trillion, then lost resources, outsourced jobs, plus loss from uncontrolled inflation...priceless!
Shocking news, I know.
The veterans are getting screwed already:
Less than one-quarter of the U.S. military's Iraq and Afghanistan war veterans who show signs of post-traumatic stress are referred for additional mental health treatment or evaluation, a government study finds.
The report released Thursday said about 5 percent of the veterans interviewed after they returned from combat tours appeared at risk for post-traumatic stress disorder. Of those, about 22 percent are referred for more health care.
Ukraine attacks 'charlatan' and his booty-shaking babes
By Adrian Blomfeld
(Filed: 13/05/2006)
The Orthodox Church in Ukraine is not quite sure which part of Sunday Adelaja's weekly services it likes the least.
The dubious Russian pop and the pom-pom-waving Cossack dancers are certainly contenders. The hot babes in choir dress swaying to the music might win the vote of its many older and weaker-hearted clergymen.
Or it could be the thousands of Ukrainian teenagers squealing as the diminutive Nigerian pastor preaches the word of God.
In the 1,000 years that it has been in existence, the Ukrainian Orthodox Church has faced down many threats ranging from Reformation-era heretics to Soviet iconoclasts and modern day schismatics.
But never before has it had to see off an intruder who encourages his congregants to "shake their booty and praise the Lord". Mr Adelaja is a serious threat, even if it took the Church a while to realise it.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/.../13/
ixnews.html
Rich republicans saved from the fires of hell!
Scientist passes camel through eye of needle.
http://www.popsci.com/popsci/sli...bccdrcrd/
6.html
Did I say $2.0 Trillion? Never mind. It's double that. I was thinking four years.
"Anyone making predictions on exactly what the revelations Russell Tice will ake before the Senate Armed Services Committee next week?
I say it's that George W. Bush eats human flesh from hookers his friend Kevin brings him."
yep. w makes his hooker selections using spy satellites, so it's technicaly illegal, until congress gets to say yes.
THe Don't Regulate The Internet AD is Evil.
It is an ANTI NET NEUTRALITY AD.
It follows the typical large corporate playbook.
1. Make it unclear who is paying for the ad campaign. Make it look like you are on the opposite side.
2. Confuse everyone with misleading statment. Use every Logic Fallacy you can think of. Especially False Choice. (Who should run the Internet: The People, or The Government? When really the choice is AT&T and Comcast.)
3. Make people give up on the issue
4. Have your Lobbyists write the Laws to give you Big Big Money and take over Public Resources
Damn, but Venezuela has got it going on.
Gasoline at twelve cents a gallon!
Taxi driver Jaime Tinoco works the streets of Caracas in a 1976 Chevy Nova that guzzles 72 litres of gas a day. But he doesn't worry about fuel efficiency - filling his tank costs just US$2.30 (NZ$3.65).
While US consumers struggle with soaring energy prices, Venezuela's gas is now the world's cheapest at 12 cents a gallon (3.7 litres) and Washington's regional foe, President Hugo Chavez, vows to maintain subsidies that keep fuel dirt-cheap.
"Those gringos have everything - so why does their gas cost so much?" asked Tinoco between chuckles as he navigated a midday traffic jam. "Don't they have oil reserves?"
Chavez, a self-proclaimed socialist and critic of President Bush, has even begun subsidising fuel for poor US neighbourhoods.
And my doofus Democrat Senator Ed Case voted for it. Asshead. $70 Billion pissed away to Paris Hilton. Insanity rages in this country. What was he thinking?
Visions of additional corporate freebies and campaign donations were dancing in his head, probably.
Rove Informs White House He Will Be Indicted
By Jason Leopold
t r u t h o u t | Report
Friday 12 May 2006
Within the last week, Karl Rove told President Bush and Chief of Staff Joshua Bolten, as well as a few other high level administration officials, that he will be indicted in the CIA leak case and will immediately resign his White House job when the special counsel publicly announces the charges against him, according to sources.
sheeze...does this mean that kkarl will be eligible for chimporer's 'medal of honor'?...he still will be able to keep his security clearance...right?...
"Within the last week, Karl Rove told President Bush and Chief of Staff Joshua Bolten, as well as a few other high level administration officials, that he will be indicted in the CIA leak case and will immediately resign his White House job when the special counsel publicly announces the charges against him, according to sources."
Bullshit fantasy.
Sick of waiting for this fucking indictment.
Fitz operates in geologic time.
Yes, I'm fucking drunk. It's 2:00 in the god damn morning.
Steve, nothing wrong with being drunk at 2:00 a.m., but make it a happy drunk, m'kay?
Yes, I'm fucking drunk. It's 2:00 in the god damn morning.
Steve | 05.13.06 - 4:52 am | #
Happy drunkitude!
This is one of those nights when it's rather lonely to be an insomniac on Eschaton...
rhodes replay on larry king now...
Funny this thread just appeared on my server 10 minutes ago.
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz'burb @#&*$'...
Morning
Morning
And a beautiful morning it is, good to be alive.
Rove acted within the constitutional bounds of the executive.
Any attempt to prosecute him merely shows the liberal bias of the judiciary.
Morning, jack.
And a beautiful morning it is, good to be alive.
It's too early to tell here, but definitely chilly and damp overnight.
Oh, and good morning, all . . .
Morning, jack.
Little Richard | 05.13.06 - 5:42 am | #
Would you care to address the liberal railroading of Rove, or would you like to continue mistaking trolls?
It's too early to tell here, but definitely chilly and damp overnight.
Any morning on the right side of the grass is a good morning, my friend.
Mr.Murder -- "rhodes replay on larry king now..."
I just caught a glimpse of it last night, but who was that baby-faced twit she was having the shouting match with? He kept hollering over and over that Clinton didn't fight terrorism; it was ludicrous.
.
Morning, jack.
Little Richard | 05.13.06 - 5:42 am | #
Would you care to address the liberal railroading of Rove, or would you like to continue mistaking trolls?
I am a Troll | 05.13.06 - 5:44 am | #
Why would you think he was talking to you?
It's too early to tell here, but definitely chilly and damp overnight.
Any morning on the right side of the grass is a good morning, my friend.
Little Richard | 05.13.06 - 5:45 am | #
Easy enough.
Seriously, though, how can you simultaneously hold the belief that you are against the mission of our troops and then hold the belief that you support our troops.
You hate them, don't you.
morning all--
DWD--how are the book sales going?
i've been recommending to everyone i talk to...
it really is an excellent story, and you tell it well...
It is indeed a good day to be alive, I have to agree.
Why would you think he was talking to you?
jack | 05.13.06 - 5:49 am | #
Who are you? Some liberal doofus?
I like Gilliard's point.
The president has to govern with the consent of the people, not just those who voted for him. He has steadily refused to deal with those who opposed him, except to explain how he was right, regardless of the facts. Bush has tried to bully the rest of us into compliance.
You just can't marginlize 50% of the country and expect to be successful.
Why would you think he was talking to you?
jack | 05.13.06 - 5:49 am | #
Who are you? Some liberal doofus?
I am a Troll | 05.13.06 - 5:51 am | #
I believe the man said "good morning, jack" and you responded.
I am jack.
Making you the doofus.
Who are you? Some liberal doofus?
I am a Troll
Is that a buttplug hanging around your neck, jack?
http://i.somethingawful.com/mjol...-11-
06jesus.jpg
jack v. I am a Troll. Why am I suddenly reminded of the South Park that featured the "cripple fight"?
jack v. I am a Troll. Why am I suddenly reminded of the South Park that featured the "cripple fight"?
rorschach | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 5:55 am | #
heh.
mental cripples.
I believe the man said "good morning, jack" and you responded.
I believe I mocked him for believing in the overtroll.
Who are you? Some green moron?
jack v. I am a Troll. Why am I suddenly reminded of the South Park that featured the "cripple fight"?
rorschach
LOL!
Sorry for the mixup the other night.
i think we should get back to matters more pressing...the trolls can talk to each other and disentegrate into a steaming mass of goo...
any ideas on what this Tice man may say?
LOL!
Sorry for the mixup the other night.
Little Richard | 05.13.06 - 5:59 am | #
No worries.
I think it's perfectly acceptable to support the troops themselves and at the same time disagree with what the NCA is ordering them to do.
If anything, the Bush administration and the Pentagon are the ones guilty of not supporting our armed forces - equipment and supply shortages (despite the funds available), not handling problems with corrupt/incompetent support contractors, and many problems with medical and psychological support for returning wounded troops and disabled veterans.
Well when Randy told the young whippersnapper to go sign up for the war it was funny as hell.
She did great.
Finally someone did the right thing- asked the eprson who said our private info is no big deal to give their phone number out on live tv since it's no big deal...
*crickets reply*
Remek | 05.13.06 - 6:01 am | #
So. You admit you don't support the mission.
Freaking traitor.
many problems with medical and psychological support for returning wounded troops and disabled veterans.
Remek | 05.13.06 - 6:01 am | #
Indeed. The veterans are getting screwed:
Less than one-quarter of the U.S. military's Iraq and Afghanistan war veterans who show signs of post-traumatic stress are referred for additional mental health treatment or evaluation, a government study finds.
The report released Thursday said about 5 percent of the veterans interviewed after they returned from combat tours appeared at risk for post-traumatic stress disorder. Of those, about 22 percent are referred for more health care.
randy rhodes whips the repubs
I say we picket for thread equality. Just because we're early risers doesn't mean we should have fresh clean sheets.
I say we picket for thread equality. Just because we're early risers doesn't mean we should have fresh clean sheets.
ql in ny | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 6:04 am | #
i second the motion...
is threadbot broken?
randy rhodes whips the repubs
Mr.Murder | 05.13.06 - 6:04 am | #
But only when she needs a little extra income...
Just because we're early risers doesn't mean we should have fresh clean sheets.
ql in ny | Homepage | 05.13.06 - 6:04 am | #
No early riser, I.
Indeed. The veterans are getting screwed:
Rorschach is pro screwing our veterens.
Loud and clear.
...that said, the entire debate is framed in the same way the narrowminded repubs expect- a loud aggresive feminista who they can point to as the opposite of the knows-her-place fawn and hubby joe sixpack...
Such are the travails of a midwife. You might get covered in muck and put up with/scream your lungs out, but it's going to be a beatuiful freedom baby brought forth with your efforts, Ms.Rhodes...
So. You admit you don't support the mission.
Freaking traitor.
I am a Troll
OK, I agree you're a Troll. Happy now?
I just read part of the Rhodes transcript over at DKos. When she told that Ferguson guy he should enlist and go to Iraq he actually said he supports the Yankees but that doesn't mean he has to wear the uniform.
When I was a kid on the playground I heard better arguments than that.
.
is threadbot broken?
her eyes
Obviously.
Rorschach is pro screwing our veterens.
Only the attractive ones.
owlses!!!
OK, I agree you're a Troll. Happy now?
Remek | 05.13.06 - 6:08 am | #
I repeat without comment
...bet Rhodes would be one dynamite USO tour...
jack/troll, give me a hummer will ya, I'm a little backed up.
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