I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
foist?
Good morning and happy birthday to me.
holy smokes I could have been first and didn't even think to stop, type, publish, sit back and enjoy a sliver of my fifteen minutes.
happy birthday then.
Happy Birthday WalterNeff!
Walter happy b-day.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WALTERNEFF!!!!
Lieberman's voice is the droning sandpaper of dead vocal chords.
If it weren't being formed into words, I'd assume it was stale air being forced out of a corpse's lungs.
Happy birthday, WalterNeff!
Is it Sunday in New Zealand?
"I'm not gonna let them get away with it."
Ooooooh, so scary it made me want to . . . suck my OWN blood!
[/Count Floyd]
Happy birthday WalterNeff! Now with more Handsome™!
Many happy returns of the day, Walter. 
Happy birthday Walter Neff- lion kitty sends you some purrrrs.
What's this about attacks from the blogosphere? what a whiney ass titty baby joementum is.
Colbert's White House Correspondents Dinner keynote is the #1 album @ iTunes.
Hey Watertiger, the new Macbooks are out.
Sigh.
I wants me one.
WalterNeff -- many happy returns!!!
BTW -- how's Mrs. Dietrichson?
Why isn't Bernie Sanders (I-VT) an Eschaton approved candidate? Could there be a sitting congressman we all agree with more often?
Happy Birthday WalterNeff!
And, I presume, Buggered Birthday EvilWalterNeff!
Happy b-day WalterNeff
Many happy returns of the day, WalterNeff.
Hey Watertiger, the new Macbooks are out.
Stop it. Just stop it right now.
(peers into empty wallet)
Colbert's White House Correspondents Dinner keynote is the #1 album @ iTunes.
Only liberals use iTunes.
Where the hell did I leave my ecstasy?
Happy b-day, Walter!
Why isn't Bernie Sanders (I-VT) an Eschaton approved candidate? Could there be a sitting congressman we all agree with more often?
I don't think he needs fundraiser help. He's got $2.9M and a 2:1 lead over the rich GOP fucker and that fighter jock isn't even on the radar...
This is the Happy Birthday Walter Neff thread. Anything else is off-topic.
Happy Birthday Walter Neff.
mg
what's Bernie polling at these days?
Don't feel bad Watertiger, check out the review of the new MacBook Pro at Salon. It's really entertaining and probably will make you less upset about the empty wallet.
Joe Lieberman, the Chris Matthews of the Senate. The Naderlike mole taking revenge on a party that failed to coronate him as the true heir. He will never forgive, he will never forget, he will always avenge himself.
Where the hell did I leave my ecstasy?
Hi, Honey, I'm hoooome!
alright, going walkabout for a bit.
Feliz cumpleańos, Walter.
ˇY muchas vueltas felices del día!
feliz navidad, you old insurance investigator.
I just saw a full page ad in the
Village Voice that says Napster.com
is now free.
Does that mean what I hope it means?
So Walter Neff is what, 15 now?
Happy happy WN. You young bugger.
At the state level here, it looks like either John Morrison or John Tester can win against Sen Conrad Burns (r) (abranoff crook).
Happy Happy! Walter Neff. Where is the link to your blog?
NYMary, is SP doing better?
I'm not sure what the latest numbers are, but I do know that Tarrant is throwing ass loads of money at the campaign. He's trying to buy off students with free laptops. All sorts of stuff. I also know that there is a little concern just because Bernie is thought of as such a shoe-in that there isn't the kind of support a true grassroots campaign really needs.
It's WalterNeff's birthday?
Happy Birthday, to the most handsome man in the world!!!!!
(`O`) For he's a jolly fine fellow...
Where the hell did I leave my ecstasy?
Hi, Honey, I'm hoooome!
SHe said ectasy, siily. Not lead weight.
Does WalterNeff have to share his cake with EvilWalterNeff?
Happy Birthday! Matt Cutts at Google has asked me comment at various blogger blogs. I hope that's cool with you. Now let me propose that when it's your birthday you might not be aching to authorize the invasion of sovereign nations. You might be very happy eating cake and opening presents and forgetful of your nation's principles. At such moments, it's really important to reflect upon the sheer destructive power of America's military arsenal, keeping that power close at hand and making it work for you.
SHe said ectasy, siily. Not lead weight.
No Tastee Freeze for you. ONE YEAR!
I just saw a full page ad in the
Village Voice that says Napster.com
is now free.
Probably have a minimum service that's free. I pay $10 a month for the basic service...
ITunes is free, but limited. To get options, you got to pay for the premium service.
Birthday greetings & bottle of wine, indeed, Neff, old chum! 
And if you'll pardon my asking, how many years has it been since Baby Boy Neff was first dandled on Mother Neff's damp lap?
John McCain: Eat shit, motherfucker.
Hi, Honey, I'm hoooome!
Now we need twice as much.
SHG, he's on the mend.
Hey Watertiger, the new Macbooks are out.
"PhotoBooth" is an absolute hoot.
My daughters and I like to go to the Apple store and make quivering chunks of giggling jello out of ourselves snapping goofy distorted pictures of one another.
No Tastee Freeze for you. ONE YEAR!
Damn.
Guess Rosey Palm, and her freinds will have to suffice.
OT:
Read the General, if you haven't already.
Short version: Military accused of shooting up Iraqi family in their homes, including toddlers. Military denies it. Murtha points out they're lying. Wingnuts want to hang Murtha high.
Does WalterNeff have to share his cake with EvilWalterNeff?
NTodd, Humpizzle™
EvilWalterNeff gets Birthday Brussels Sprouts.
With a stinky candle.
Pictures from Thursday's dinner and a modest blog whore.
My first.
Pictures from Thursday's dinner and a modest blog whore.
My first.
YOU HO!
Joe Lieberman, the Chris Matthews of the Senate. The Naderlike mole taking
revenge on a party that failed to coronate him as the true heir. He will never
forgive, he will never forget, he will always avenge himself.
olvlzl | Homepage | 05.20.06 - 3:40 pm | #
And Chris Dodd, Harry Reid, and Hillary
are all backing him over Lamont.
Shmucks.
Is John the Baptist here?
What about Simels? I'm having a buffet.
Just got in from the garden. Lieberman can bite me.
NTMary, I'm so glad to hear he's doing better. That sort of thing can be pretty nerve wracking and really hard on the baby.
Stop it. Just stop it right now.
(peers into empty wallet)
Yeah, me too.
I've spent way too much money on camera lenses and car repairs lately.
The old iMac will have to hold on a while longer. Doesn't stop me from lusting though.
Joe Lieberman, the Chris Matthews of the Senate.
And Chris Dodd, Harry Reid, and Hillary
are all backing him over Lamont.
This does tell you which side they are on.
OT, but--
Was watching VH-1CLASSIC earlier,
and a Kim Wilde song came on.
I'd forgotten how drop dead gorgeous
she was.
Sigh.
I've spent way too much money on camera lenses and car repairs lately.
The cost of my materials is rising faster than I can quote prices, it's no wonder I don't have any extra money.
Why isn't Bernie Sanders (I-VT) an Eschaton approved candidate? Could there be a sitting congressman we all agree with more often?
I don't think he needs fundraiser help. He's got $2.9M and a 2:1 lead over the rich GOP fucker and that fighter jock isn't even on the radar...
NTodd, Humpizzle™
But if we give lots of money to candidates that can't lose, then we can claim that "our" candidates won because we backed them. /DLC logic.
What about Simels? I'm having a buffet.
Salomé | 05.20.06 - 3:51 pm | #
Now THERE's a young woman I could
definitely lose my head over.
Lieberman can bite me.
Well, he can gum you, anyway.
Sigh.
steve simels
Kids in America? She had a sweet little 80's dance in that video, iirc.
Actually, AnotherBruce, I think you're kinda onto something there.
Taking a brief break to tweak the
computer.
See you guys in a bit...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WALTER NEFF!!!!!!!
didn't you have one of those last year?
In the future, with the internet everyone will be famous for 15 seconds.
Can I take my 15 seconds now? I'll do a little dance. You won't be able to see it, but I'd happily describe it!
happy, happy to the tall, dark, handsome and evil Fred MacMurray
Hey, Cut that out!
/steve's computer
Once. I posted that once. Haloscan hates me.
MG waggles his left foot, hops to his right and drops to one knee.
Ta da!
Taking a brief break to tweak the
computer.
That's illegal in some Bible Belt states.
Once. I posted that once. Haloscan hates me.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
haloscan thinks
that you're so nice
whatever you say
should show up twice
QL, those are some nice shots. I didn't get to EschaconI so I don't know who everyone is. Like the artwork on the wall...where did you dine?
And Chris Dodd, Harry Reid, and Hillary
are all backing him over Lamont.
Shmucks.
steve simels - 3:50 pm
Yeah, Lieberman is like a Made Man who is a bit of a loose cannon, but still in good standing with the bosses.
It's as if the puny progressive arm of the party is wrestling with the dominant centrist pragmatic arm. Presumably the schmucks you name would argue that it is the anti-Lieberman rabble which is on the wrong side of history.
My arm/arm-wrestling metaphor is strained to the extent that in the interests of verisimilitude, the fingers would switch around from one hand to the other. By which I meantersay that a given Democrat can be aligned with progressive interests one day, then squarely in the service of reaction in the next. And vice-versa.
Ta da!
mg, newsacher |
[applauds]
That's illegal in some Bible Belt states.
In some southern states, it's illegal to be libreal.
Once. I posted that once. Haloscan hates me.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
HaloScan is the Filch of the blogosphere.
Thank you dirk, thank you! Glad someone enjoyed my prancing. hehehe
Hecate, Helloscan's been doing it all week. I think we may need to send it in for counseling...it looks like it is ready for a breakdown. I mean after all, how many folks spend their days swearing at it? That's gotta affect the morale a bit.
Thank you dirk, thank you! Glad someone enjoyed my prancing. hehehe
I would have applauded, but you were'nt nekkid.
MG waggles his left foot, hops to his right and drops to one knee.
Ta da!
That reminds me of a sign I saw in a local shop:
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
I would like to think that the progressive arm is doing some push ups.
Geez I should get arrested for wreckless metaphorism.
I would have applauded, but you were'nt nekkid.
smalfish, terrorist
i have xray vision.
Joe Lieberman, the Chris Matthews of the Senate.
And Chris Dodd, Harry Reid, and Hillary
are all backing him over Lamont.
I'm sure that they would rather have a real Democrat in the seat. They might think that he's a better bet to win but I'll bet they'd like someone else there.
And if Lamont wins, they'll get used to it fast enough.
Ah, smalfish, that just proves you weren't watching. I was naked as the day after I was born. Ok, not totally nude, but dancing in a diaper is still worth a golf clap. hehehe
John McCain is a parody troll. Read the text.
little brother...let's hope Shiva doesn't get involved in your metaphor
i just wanted to comment on the feith appt to georgetown from the previous thread. how the fuck do these people get appointed to such influential academic posts following on the carnage they are responsible for. tenet is at georgetown; yoo has a post a berkeley. don't ethics and morality factor into these appointments. esp the thought of yoo teaching the next generation of lawyers is beyond insulting. he should be on trial in the fucking hague.
Walter,
Happy bday to your handsome self!
(peers into empty wallet)
You'd have money if you stopped buying overpriced toys.
*I'm sick of the Mac-lots making wise first*
(peers into empty wallet)
You'd have money if you stopped buying overpriced toys.
*I'm sick of the Mac-lots making wise first*
Where the hell did I leave my ecstasy?
Mine's in escrow.
My arm/arm-wrestling metaphor is strained
perhaps the puny progressive arm, having more leverage from being straight up, will break a bone in the arm of the overconfident centrist.
that would be humorous.
feith appt to georgetown
I hate Georgetown. It's Yale for Catholics, CIA U.
I was'nt dissong the poster, I was tying to take a shot at "the man".
Ok, not totally nude, but dancing in a diaper is still worth a golf clap. hehehe,/i>
See, I'm a liberal, I don't have diaper fetishes.
little brother...let's hope Shiva doesn't get involved in your metaphor
SHG bas en sois - 4:07 pm
Shiva me timbers! Heaven forfend! 
Joe Lieberman, the Chris Matthews of the Senate.
I think that's high-larious.
I was naked as the day after I was born.
so i don't have xray vision? damn. and i was thinking of going to eschaton ii.
I was naked as the day after I was born.
so i don't have xray vision? damn. and i was thinking of going to eschaton ii.
feith appt to georgetown
The man who wanted to attack al Qaeda in S. America because it would be a surprise. I wonder if this is what made Franks call him the dumbest fucking guy on the face of God's Earth.
hate Georgetown. It's Yale for Catholics,
With a huge emphasis on foreign affairs. Glad I sent Son to Princeton instead of G/town, even if it would have saved lots of fare on the Dinky.
Sorry Dirk, it was just a translucent diaper. I can see how you'd make that mistake though.
fucking blogger won't bring up my post unless you refresh, so here it is.
Despite the fact that the maladministration has proven itself to be totally inept, time after time, it is important to remember that they have definite agenda. And that agenda is being enacted as we blog. Think of the I.D. card for legal aliens. How the hell will anyone be able to tell a legal Mexican resident from an illegal. Think about it. Pull over a Guatamalen and he'll say, no sir officer, I was born here, I don't need an i.d. card. How will anyone know. The upshot will be i.d. cards for everyone. We couldn't just have cards for brown people. Once that happens it will be a simple matter to program the cards to keep track of your movements and spending habits. Let's go one step further. The FDA has decided that menstruating women should be considered pre-pregnant. With the handy dandy i.d. card it will be easy enough to program the card not to to sell cigs or liquor to any woman between the ages of 12 and 55. I don't think Margaret Atwood meant for "the Handmaid's Tale" to be a blueprint.
The sagebrush folk, the swamp people, the cowboys (and girls), the
hash slingers, the grit dealers, the hay sellers, the station attendents, the truckers, the diner Dons, the floating waitresses, the roadside drifters, the
hardworkin' flag flyers, the mountain diggers, the Western desert
grifters, the coal miners, the preachers and teachers of the Word, the ranchers and farmers, the river men (and women), the dam builders, the interstate sojourners, the shotshell reloaders, the cartridge collecters, the shooting club cabals, the cornfield clans, the barroom brawlers, the BBQ queens, the picinc kings, the tom cat trappers, the trailer park Romeos, the hunting lodge Juliets, the poker jacks, the bric-a-bracs, the Caterpillar prophets, the clay pigeon muppets, the little Miss Muffits, the railroad men, the pickup truck ramblers, the midnight gamblers, the mountain pass pilgrims, the hard-armed lawmen, the good-hearted con-men, the welders, the melders, the managers in the smelters, the sheetmetalers, the drywall stackers, the over-timin’ riverters, the pipe fitters, the country club dissers,
the back-alley pissers, the melon-head mashers, the grain-grippin'
gashers, the fuel-line batchers the gospel trusting speculators, the construction site Socrates, the parking lot Platos, the desieled-up Davids, the eighteen-wheeled Marys, the Sugarland Samsons, the unwashed masses, the peoples, the folks, the dirty dozens, the eternal cousins, simply us, the Americans of the heartland.
You can't ever beat us libs. We won't let ya.
"libs"
is that like "gers" for wingers?
You can't ever beat us libs. We won't let ya.
We ain't got to beat ya. Yer beating yerselfs, beyotch.
grandma's scrolling. Who has the stuper scooper?
You'd have money if you stopped buying overpriced toys.
My camera is no toy.
Now THERE's a young woman I could
definitely lose my head over.
steve simels
Steve! You slay me!
I like the idea of the blogosphere attacking.
I'm still getting to the baby pics, I've had guests and haven't been out of the kitchen yet.
Amen NTodd. Tell it like it is.
Sorry Dirk, it was just a translucent diaper.
It was when translucent diaper stock tanked that I finally fired my investment guru.
We ain't got to beat ya. Yer beating yerselfs, beyotch.
I guess one of us should offer a tissue, then, eh?
/looking around....
grandmamere,
At least the rest of us try to come up w/somthing new to say everyday. You bore me by being repititous. And, boring me is, may I mention, the greatest crime of all. Give it a rest for a few days until you can bring us something fresh. Really. These are difficult times. They call for a new mode d'humor.
Yeah, Lieberman is like a Made Man who is a bit of a loose cannon, but still in good standing with the bosses.
Lieberman is a DINO hack who is in it for the millions he'll make during his tenure. Too bad he'll be contributing to trillions in damage to our economy, and the deaths of troops and Iraqi people. At this point it would be cheaper to pay off all of the corporations and their shills than to suffer any longer.
Happy Birthday to WalterNeff!
Heavy, expensive items headed your way.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to ship a Costco case of Milk Duds and root beer???
I guess one of us should offer a tissue, then, eh?
Make 'em get their own damned Kleenex. Personal responsibility and all that. Wankers.
I saw Blogosphere Attacks when I was about eight. The giant goons drilling into earthlings' heads and that guy in the globe with the tentacles scared me out of two years of growth. That's why I turned out to be a shrimp.
MSNBC: Let me ask you about your leadership. In the most recent survey, your disapproval rating is now one point lower than Richard Nixon’s before he resigned the presidency.
BUSH: [laughs]
MSNBC: You’re laughing...
BUSH: I’m not laughing.
That was a birthday present, WalterNeff.
AnotherBruce, that's how I ended up with all these damn things. I thought that maybe, just maybe, if I bought 100 cases of the damn things I could start a trend, maybe recoup some of the money I lost on that terrible investment too.
I tried to turn a profit and all I got was thousands of these lousy diapers. All I need is to be showing off my bowel sculptures....
Now I've gone too far.
You can't ever beat us libs. We won't let ya
How can ya have any pudding if you don't beat yer meat?
We ain't got to beat ya. Yer beating yerselfs, beyotch.
Why the liberal women of Vermont are not beating down your door to give you blow jobs will long remain a mystery to me. You rock.
Steve! You slay me! -Mrs. Claus
Me too.
Grandma likes it. Grandma is trying to tend to the garden but you libs keep pokin' yer heads in and screechin' like dying snappin' turtles drying in the sun.
MSNBC: Why do you think that is?
BUSH: Because we’re at war. And war unsettles people. Listen, we’ve got a great economy. We’ve added 5.2 million jobs in the last two-and-a-half years, but people are unsettled. They don’t look at the economy and say, 'life is good.' They know we’re at war. And I’m not surprised that people are unsettled because of war. The enemy’s got a powerful tool — that is to get on your TV screen by killing innocent people. And my job is to continue to remind the people it’s worth it. We’re not going to retreat hastily. We’re not going to pull out of there before the job’s done and we’ve got a plan for victory.
I'd love to eat grandma's own cooking.
So online fund-raisng and people saying what they
really think constitues "attacks"?
Hecate, what have you been planting in your garden? I hear that dead trolls make good mushroom compost.
Bowel sculptures?
Is that kinda like shit stew?
At this point it would be cheaper to pay off all of the corporations and their shills than to suffer any longer.
You could give them all of the money in the world and they would want more.
I tried to turn a profit and all I got was thousands of these lousy diapers. All I need is to be showing off my bowel sculptures....
Call 'em Freedom Poops and you'll make a fortune.
My arm/arm-wrestling metaphor is strained to the extent that in the interests of verisimilitude, the fingers would switch around from one hand to the other. By which I meantersay that a given Democrat can be aligned with progressive interests one day, then squarely in the service of reaction in the next. And vice-versa.
Little Brřther
What you mean is that they're flip-floppers.
Hectate, everything up here in VT is just soooooo far apart. It's really a miracle to even see a woman, nevermind have her actually give you a blow job. Were I a woman, I might make the trek though. NTodd's pretty cool.
How can ya have any pudding if you don't beat yer meat?
Nice... heh!
we’ve got a plan for victory.
And we ain't tellin you what it is. Suckers!
Why the liberal women of Vermont are not beating down your door to give you blow jobs will long remain a mystery to me.
Same here! Maybe it's because I live too far away from civilization. Or they are allergic to dogs and cats.
Hecate, what have you been planting in your garden? I hear that dead trolls make good mushroom compost.
SHG bas en sois
You can trace troll evoloution through the study of coprolites.
Freedom Poo. I like that. Wanna go into business together? I'll make the product and you market it?
I'd love to eat grandma's own cooking.
NTodd, Humpizzle™ | Homepage | 05.20.06 - 4:18 pm | #
I'll light the bonfire and get out the skewers.
Bowel sculptures?
I like going to the boweling alley on league night.
You can't ever beat us libs. We won't let ya
us libs?
i never would have guessed you were one of us libs.
and "parking lot platos" is a pretty sad turn of phrase.
but you libs keep pokin' yer heads in and screechin' like dying snappin' turtle
um, hum. I see.
I'm surprised the womens of quebec haven;t invaded NTodd
My camera is no toy.
fourlegsgood
I doubt it's over-priced, either.
we’ve got a plan for victory.
And we ain't tellin you what it is. Suckers!
For yooooour ass is a magnet, and my foot is steeeeeeeel.
Steve! You slay me!
Mrs. Claus | 05.20.06 - 4:15 pm | #
One of the subtlest puns ever posted
here.
Hectate, everything up here in VT is just soooooo far apart.
My Aunt's husband is a train driver up there. I think it's the Green Mountain Railroad. Maybe you could ask him for a pass to travel the state.
I'm still high on gregory and dune buggy donuts.
it doesn't get much better than that, these days.
i would have thought transparent diapers would be a big hit. saving us from the dreaded sniff or {shudder} the finger dip.
but then, i'm a dad.
Trains? In VT? We have almost zero public transport up here. It's almost as bad as LA... almost.
how the fuck do these people get appointed to such influential academic posts following on the carnage they are responsible for. -- linda
How 'bout that? I'll have to put this under Occam's Microtome, but one can't help but wonder if our government is run by representatives of an elite and wealthy class of citizens, and that this larger community of elites warmly accomodates the interests of their fellows in government.
It seems obvious enough that our politicians are drawn from the moneyed class-- old and new, respectively. A dynastic political aristocracy (Bush, Kennedy, Clinton) and a retinue of wealthy persons-- reflected most plainly in the Senate.
So it's another variation of the Made Man theory. Once you're in, the bosses have your back as long as you don't screw up your responsibilities to them. Sinecures in prestigious universities, corporations, institutions, foundations, and law firms are genially shared and dispensed according to need.
Any little irregularities, not to say blemishes, in the candidate's CV are invariably downplayed or overlooked. The employers are either uninterested in past indiscretions, up to and including criminal convictions, or are aware of the warts and are OK with them. The point here is redemption and rehabilitation, so why kick a fellow when he's down? What are fellow elites for? Isn't class loyalty the marrow of civilization?
And like that, hypothetically. 
Wanna go into business together? I'll make the product and you market it?
Who's going to handle the packaging and shipping?
Not to mention, quality control?
look out Bulow!
Freedom Poo. I like that. Wanna go into business together? I'll make the product and you market it?
Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
Ripley: Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
I'm still tweaking the presentation, of couse...
Dirk, I can't stop laughing. Apparently my sense of humor hasn't evolved beyond the toilet.
One of the subtlest puns ever posted
here
i thought it was humorous.
I think that diapers should be made so that they turn color when they need to be changed. Rather like mood rings.
Apparently my sense of humor hasn't evolved beyond the toilet.
mg, newsacher
Neither have the trolls. See above.
I'm surprised the womens of quebec haven;t invaded NTodd
Border guards won't let them in.
So if the democrats take back some part of congress, can we implode the american enterprise institute?
Smalfish, I've got lots of these transparent diapers. They'll be the perfect packaging. We'll slap American Flag stickers on the tabs and they'll sell like hot cakes (or warm poo).
As for quality control, I resent the idea that I can't produce a consistantly quality product. I've been practicing for this gig for 25 years. I think I got it down.
I think that diapers should be made so that they turn color when they need to be changed.
the cloth ones do. if you leave them on long enough.
I think that diapers should be made so that they turn color when they need to be changed. Rather like mood rings.
Wasn't it Guess? that put out the thermo-spectral shirts in the 90's?
I really hate that heloscum hides posts from me. I feel like I'm missing out on the secret of life.
can we implode the american enterprise institute?
plantsman
I think Tim Lambert has dibs.
can we implode the american enterprise institute?
plantsman, lowercase
If we just ignored them it would be a crueler death.
Purple heart band-aids on transparent diapers!
I really hate that heloscum hides posts from me. I feel like I'm missing out on the secret of life.
smalfish, terrorist | 05.20.06 - 4:28 pm | #
turn of javascript and refresh. or view source, if you are a code reading geek.
I really hate that heloscum hides posts from me. I feel like I'm missing out on the secret of life.
Always look on the bright side of 42.
turn OFF javascript, of course.
Border Guards? I think it's the Minutement keeping them out, NTodd.
Speaking of that, did you see the piece on the Daily Show of the Minuteman from the Derby border? Funny stuff.
Best quote (paraphrased)
Reporter: "Finish this famous poem: Give me your hungry, your tired, your poor and..."
Minutement "Lock em up and send em back."
Ah compassionate conservatism.
the cloth ones do. if you leave them on long enough.
dirk gently,sociopathetic | 05.20.06 - 4:28 pm | #
good point, but I was really thinking more of the "head off the bad baby mood" angle of things.
Purple heart band-aids on transparent diapers!
plantsman, lowercase
now that's disgusting.
Not to mention, quality control?
Translucent pre cast diaper art molds.
Wasn't it Guess? that put out the thermo-spectral shirts in the 90's?
Ripley
Nope, at least not the original ones.
I have one around here somewhere (It was a gift, OK. I did *not* buy it for myself)
IIRC, "Hyepercolor"
Ripley, I had a couple pairs of pants like that in jr. high. Nothing adds to the embarrasment of an untimely hard on like a big bright spot announcing it's presence.
WalterNeff, if you're still here HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Had to go prepare some food to take to another birthday celebration tonight. Goddamn, I kept thinking my electricity is on, I can drive to the grocery store and I have running water. I also kept thinking I could have done this even if we hadn't screwed Iraq.
And they might have basic necessities too.
Anyway, WalterNeff, I love you, good cheers.
turn of javascript
DOing that in IE6 is going into options, then advanced, right?
Grandma's on the porch with a batch of mint juleps. It's a beatuful day out here in the country. Too bad you libs have to choke on your dirty city air, and on your foul ways. To bad you can't find repose in the nature of things.
Ripley, I had a couple pairs of pants like that in jr. high. Nothing adds to the embarrasment of an untimely hard on like a big bright spot announcing it's presence.
That's what the books were for.
happy birthday
Voltaire Neff!
Anybody know the music they play on Book TV?
Too bad you libs have to choke on your dirty city air, and on your foul ways. To bad you can't find repose in the nature of things.
grandma's own cooking |
are you implying that Liberales are nor environtmentalists?
Would someone give gramdma her lithium?
Reporter: "Finish this famous poem: Give me your hungry, your tired, your poor and..."
Minutement "Lock em up and send em back."
BRILLIANT!
Too bad you libs have to choke on your dirty city air
Clear skies inititave, bitches!
We could even tie the Freedom Poo into a whole product line. Whiney Ass Titty Babies! Like Barbie, but more divorced from reality!
DOing that in IE6 is going into options, then advanced, right?
Right click, view source.... iirc
Too bad you libs have to choke on your dirty city air, and on your foul ways. To bad
um hum. I see.
PS: Clarification/correction-- Clinton wasn't born rich, he prospered mightily, and more power to him. I blurred my point there because I was thinking of the embryonic "dynastic" aspect of the Clintons.
I was just making the tragically trite observation that our politicians are either scions of wealthy families already living on the economic heights, or self-made climbers scaling their way onto the plateau.
grandma should find repose.
Too bad you libs have to choke on your dirty city air, and on your foul ways.
Uh, I live in fucking rural Vermont.
strike a repose
there's nothing to it
vogue!
whiny ass baby titties might be more useful.
Any one see poor Mary Cheney get browbeaten by that mean Letter man last night?
Uh, I live in fucking rural Vermont
I live in the Rockies between two mountain chains.
DOing that in IE6 is going into options, then advanced, right?
Right click, view source.... iirc
That does'nt turn off javascript, though.
Uh, I live in fucking rural Vermont.
NTodd, Humpizzle™
I was going to ask why rthe city air was so dirty, and if, in fact< it was becuase of the SUV she drove
The oxycontin Limbaugh's, the Abramoffs, the Rove perjurors, the Cheney face-shooters, the senator's assistant's SCOTUS life-threateners, the Jack Ryan sex-club perverts, the Shiavo corpse worshippers, the Park Avenue Condi luxury shoppers while Hurricane Katrina rages Secretaries of State, the Jeff Gannon White House whores, the WMD liars, the tax-cut nation bankrupters, the turncoat Lie-berman DINO's, the Halliburton no-bid CEO's, the Red State home schooled NASCAR dunces, the Swift-boat smear campaigners...
Yes, Granny, liberals don't need to work hard at helping your failures.
Grandma's staying drunk.
grandm
um hum. I see.
Bet the troll hasn't ever pulled green chain or flipped strips.
Too bad you libs have to choke on your dirty city air
You stupid, fucking cunt. I just came insdie from the garden. Not that you'd know what a garden is like, buying all your food at a SuperWalMart.
Would someone give gramdma her lithium?
JR, kerosene and a match | 05.20.06 - 4:32 pm | #
I'd rather give her one of WGG's dime sized holes.
Any one see poor Mary Cheney get browbeaten by that mean Letter man last night?
grandma's own cooking
"browbeaten"
oh you mean asked questions
when someone asks aconservative a a question they think they are "browbeaten: because they can;t take the heat
Too bad you libs have to choke on your dirty city air, and on your foul ways. To bad you can't find repose in the nature of things.
I live in a town of less than 10,000 Americans. I don't own a car. I recycle. I don't litter.
And it's "too bad", not "to bad"...
Smarter trolls, please...
DOing that in IE6 is going into options, then advanced, right?
smalfish, terrorist | 05.20.06 - 4:31 pm | #
IE6? sigh.
i think it's options, then Security, Custom, then disable Active Scripting.
Bet the troll hasn't ever pulled green chain or flipped strips.
deja vu, man.
Uh, I live in fucking rural Vermont
I live in the Rockies between two mountain chains.
I live between two houses, which are, in turn sandwiched between two houses, which are, in turn, ect,ect et fucking cetera.
Of course, all those are sandwiched between mulipule highways.
I live in more rural Vermont than NTodd. Plus I almost invented Freedom Poo... till Ripley beat me to it.
I just talked to the local sherrif, and he says there is a warrant out for "granny's own cooking".
40,000 dollar bounty if you bring her in.
That does'nt turn off javascript, though.
smalfish
Tools > Internet Options > Advanced
troll revving up for psychotic break. please stand by.
grandma is a fourteen year old boy.
Lived in a town called Milltown, on the Blackfoot River, didn't do those jobs, not befittin' a woman, but dated some men who did. Most of them hated it. Spent most of their time fly-fishin' for the big 'bows and 'Cutts and Browns from that wild boulder studded Blackfoot.
"browbeaten"=aqsked question
"bush hater"=ask questions
"activeist judge"= ask questions
I'm sensing a pattern
a 14 year old Nekama boy.
i think it's options, then Security, Custom, then disable Active Scripting.
Ok then, yes it's already off.
BTW, I use ie6 strictly for Escaton, because the haloscan windows work better than in firefox.
Wait, what are you trying to turn off, and why?
I live in more rural Vermont than NTodd. Plus I almost invented Freedom Poo... till Ripley beat me to it.
That's why they call me the Fad King, brother!
Any one see poor Mary Cheney get browbeaten by that mean Letter man last
night?
grandma's own cooking | 05.20.06 - 4:35 pm | #
Granny's a parody troll.
Not funny, either.
I live in rural Central Texas.
Granny's a parody troll.
jack. Allen Butler in drag.
Stupid bitch the Blackfoot is full of cyanide, arsenic and copper from the Butte and Annaconda copper operations.
Not safe to drink or eat the fish from.
grandma,
Ever come out in the garden like Dean Riddle? If not, please bite me.
I live in a town of less than 10,000 Americans. I don't own a car. I recycle. I don't litter.
I can see one house from my front window, and it's about a hundred yards away. After that, all I see is mountains and trees.
Bond's just tied Ruth, by the way. A sad day for baseball.
I am not a parody troll. Although sometimes I deal in that vein. You have to strike different, sometimes discordant notes, to get through to libs. I know now.
I've lived in the country, city and town. All have delights and drawbacks. That's life . . .
.
Not safe to drink or eat the fish from.
so that's what did it.
Allen Butler in drag.
Richard
so the Butler did it?
Not safe to drink or eat the fish from.
Doug, | 05.20.06 - 4:40 pm | #
that's why granny is the way she is. And she glows in the dark too!
Steve,
You're a Feuillade fan, yes?
Too bad you libs have to choke on your dirty city air, and on your foul ways.
I breathe my four city air deeply -- and revel in my dirty (oh, so very dirty) ways, grannie.
i live in georgia. damn rednecks are killing the environment here, just like in the smokies, the strip mined coal fields of west virginia, and everywhere downstream of the savannah river project. and everywhere else the "stewards of the land" can rip a profit out of it.
to get through to libs. I know now.
grandma's own cooking |
the problem is we dont; buyt what your selling
youre like the local crack dealer
Granny's a parody troll.
Nuh HUH PArodt TrollING WOULD MEAN YOU LOSSER LIBSTURDS Wur IN ON thE JOKE!
GRASNNY"S JERST FLAT OWT TROLLING!
Bond's just tied Ruth, by the way. A sad day for baseball.
on a brighter note, he had a lousy week getting here.
Any one see poor Mary Cheney get browbeaten by that mean Letter man last night?
that was good.
It's kind of surprising that she went on that show. Republicans usually go on Leno, where they know the worst they'll get is good-natured ribbing about...whatever passes for self-deprecating 'winger humour these days.
Damn you Ripley. If we weren't going into business together, I'd give you hell for stealing my first fad. Instead I'll have to console myself with the invention of translucent diapers.
Who said we ate them? It's not polluted anymore, not bad anyway, the fish populations are healthy and strong. I used to live there, sweet little town. Full of bars and drunks and loggers and lots of lame ass tourists passing through. You grow to dislike the tourists.
Anyone hear that NOAA is going to use one of their hurrican hunter planes to track airpollution in Texas this year?
Yep, but if they asked me, I could tell 'em all they really need to know. Texas has the worst polluters in the fucking country. Thanks junior, you've made a freeking HUGE mess here, and it may never get cleaned up. Now, you've got the NOAA all in a tizzy trying to figure out waht to do, when it would be so much easier to tell the corporations to clean up their act, but NOOOOOOO!, that's forbidden under state law.
Have I mentioned before, how much I despise this asshole we have running our country?
get outta the way of my jitney grandma
and revel in my dirty (oh, so very dirty) ways
Come sit by me.
True Plantsman, but really he's had a lousy year getting there. He's a drag on his team and on baseball. Just an awful person and player at this point. He should retire now before he overtake a legend.
Sure Ruth was a drunk, but you have to respect a man who can hit 714 homers with a hangover. It's a lot cooler than doing it on the juice.
grandma is a fourteen year old boy.
dirk gently
Oh, I'm thinking mid-thirties and lonely, convinced the reason he didn't get into a better college--cause then he would've made something of himself!! and kissed a girl!!--is because of affirmative action.
Who said we ate them?
fucking sadists - yanking sharp steel barbs through the mouths of living creatures just for fun.
probably stuffed them full of firecrackers next and laughed like idiots when the heads blew off.
Who said we ate them?
Yep, typical 'winger. Inflict pain, suffering and death for nothing but their own amusement.
"grandma is a fourteen year old boy."
--dirk gently
Why yes, yes he is.
instead, dear leader keeps relaxing the rules until there *is* no problem.
Doug's right, google "Milltown Montana" and you'll find out that there was a toxic stew of arsenic and lead that accumulated there.
So Grandma, how's that clean air treating you?
It's kind of surprising that she went on that show.
she doesn't care, as long as she gets to whore her book. that's the nice thing about having no personal convictions.
Granny's subtext, no matter how (thinly) disguised, is fear and hatred. Please ignore . . .
instead, dear leader keeps relaxing the rules until there *is* no problem.
plantsman, lowercase
when you think about it, Bonds is the perfect player for the Bush years: Doesn't matter how you get what you want, just that you get it.
All day, I am picking dill, and weeding the dill, and remembering my ancestresses who picked dill. And I am with my mother's mother's mother's and with my son's son's son's. In May. Under the Bush coup. Keeping hope alive.
Bond's just tied Ruth, by the way. A sad day for baseball.
Fuck. I hope MLB puts an asterisk beside his name.
Inflict pain, suffering and death for nothing but their own amusement.
Catch and release, it's not just for wetbacks anymore!
that's the nice thing about having no personal convictions.
Or one of those pesky souls...
get outta the way of my jitney grandma
ErinPDX
Aw, be nice to granny. If you do, she'll feed you on painted eggs, pine needles, beef sweepings, hog grommets, basins of slaw, squirrel squeezings, funnel pies, bellyflops, corn gum, and trout juice.
Doug's right, google "Milltown Montana" and you'll find out that there was a toxic stew of arsenic and lead that accumulated there.
left no doubt by one of those "liberal" corporations - GE, dow, halliburton, someone like that.
that's the nice thing about having no personal convictions.
Or one of those pesky souls...
Ripley
to be fair, she was born with one, but Lynne sucked it out through the soft spot within hours.
It's not polluted anymore
Keep believing that. There are fish, but if you pull them out and compare them with fish taken from other waters or from taxonomy books you'll see lots of anomalies in their structure.
The Blackfoot is still polluted. In fact the Milltown dam which is being removed will be releasing a plume of the previously mentioned mining pollutants downstream. It's in the sand and mud in the bottom of the river. Some samples show the river to be clean, but do the sample again, you you'll find the cyanide coper and arsenic in unsafe quantities..
Smalfish, I really doubt he's gonna take the home run record. He's just too useless at this point. He's old and creaky and washed up. I think he's gonna end up in second place. Therefore, no need for an asterix.
GOtta go pick up the babe. Back later tonite, bitches.
and yet, sooner or later, that subtext comes bursting forth into the moolit, cesium 137 glow.
"And I am with my mother's mother's mother's and with my son's son's son's"
That's really nice. I'm going to follow your lead and go work in the garden.
i take on a jovial persona but i still feel like shit inside. i wish you did too.
Anaconda, Kennecott,
i take on a jovial persona but i still feel like shit inside. i wish you did too.
Talk to my proctologist...
I was just taking a little break from the garden.
Doug, do you think this would be a problem with all dam removal? yikes.
left no doubt by one of those "liberal" corporations - GE, dow, halliburton, someone like that
Daily, Annaconda, Rockefeller, Royal Dutch shell, Harriman, Washington Inc, Asarco.
Smalfish, I really doubt he's gonna take the home run record. He's just too useless at this point. He's old and creaky and washed up.
and no one will ever idolize him like the did (and still do) the babe.
ok, ruth was a drunk and whored around a lot, but he hit his homers on his own and when he went to hang out with the kids in the hospital or the sandlot, he meant it. and he had a sense of humor.
(there is some evidence that babe ruth's soul now inhabits golfer john daley_
That river got polluted back in the seventies, rebouned maginificently in the eighties.
And using barbless hooks, small flys, you catch and release. If you want to catch and eat you go to a mountain lake, there the meat of the trout is so pure it melts in the mouth (with a little butter) fried up over a cracklin' fire.
I know you libs want us all eatin' tofu from the hand of the state.
Some of us in the heartland still like to live in olden ways. In fact, some libs like these ways too.
How many Republicans need to be convicted before the US Government can sue the party under the RICO statutes?
I'm just sayin'...
Granny's subtext, no matter how (thinly) disguised, is fear and hatred. Please ignore . .
Fear and hatred is what makes wingnuts wingnuts.
Oh, I'm thinking mid-thirties and lonely, convinced the reason he didn't get into a better college--cause then he would've made something of himself!! and kissed a girl!!--is because of affirmative action.
I'm thinking its jack trying to be slightly less boring, not that that contradicts your description of it.
guys, I just sort of assumed they all did steroids all along.
Talk to my proctologist...
Ripley |
beyond translucent diapers:
the transparent ass.
s, to get through to libs.
um hum. I see.
Plus the babe wasn't a complete prick to everyone around him. Bonds is just a spoiled little shit.
Yeah, the river is not 100 percent, but it's better and getting better.
And using barbless hooks, small flys, you catch and release.
golly gee, that sounds like fun! i bet the fish love it!
there the meat of the trout is so pure it melts in the mouth (with a little organic mercury)
No safe place, bitches.
No.
Safe.
Place.
Some of us in the heartland still like to live in olden ways. In fact, some libs like these ways too.
grandma's own cooking |
from what i've seen most of these libs live in the heartland
and share true american values
like compassion, and equality
noit division and hatred like your "heartlafnders" who vote republican despite all the harm itr odes to the "heartland"
brook trout do indeed taste heavenly. tofu is a far more efficiently generated source of complete proteins than factory-farmed meat, however.
f you want to catch and eat you go to a mountain lake, there the meat of the trout is so pure it melts in the mouth (with a little butter) fried up over a cracklin' fire.
I know you libs want us all eatin' tofu from the hand of the state.
Some of us in the heartland still like to live in olden ways. In fact, some libs like these ways too.
I'm going to sit down tonight at my altar with the specific intent to hurt you.
corn gum and trout juice....sounds good but never heard of it....
I've been in the garden too. Not only does sage grow in my little shady garden it also survives the winter here! And I've been belatedly putting in the rest of the caladiums and elephant ears.
I'm sitting here listening to VH1 100 greatest hard rock bands countdown.
Sab is no. 2. That's about right.
the transparent ass.
Well, there's your problem, right there, Johnny! You've got a polyp the size of a Buick! You should see a Dr. about that, pally!
/40's actor voice...
Why the anger Hecate?
It's not polluted anymore, not bad anyway, the fish populations are healthy and strong.
Here's an article I googled from a website called "Montana River Action"
Removing The Dam At Milltown, Montana
The federal Environmental Protection Agency expects Milltown Dam to be dismantled in the winter of 2006-2007. Then comes the disposal of 6,600,000 cubic yards of toxic waste mud from 160 years of mining and smelting in Butte and Anaconda
It's not polluted any more, except for nearly 7 million cubic yards of toxic sludge. No wonder Grandma's mind is so polluted.
but it's better and getting better.
grandma's own cooking
hey she's sounds like dear leader talking about
a) the economy
b) the iraqi forces
or
C) homeland security
No safe place, bitches.
No.
Safe.
Place.
Worth repeating.
Ever see the dead fish on the Klamath a couple of years ago?
Click and page down.
http://images.google.com/imgres?...hl%3Den%26lr%
3D
Steve,
You're a Feuillade fan, yes?
Phila | Homepage | 05.20.06 - 4:41 pm | #
You betcha.
Why do you ask?
anotherbruce, i didn't realize the seventies happened 160 years ago.
Why the anger Hecate?
Oh, I imagine you'll find out.
It boggles my mind that some libs have something against catch and release fly-fishing, that's truly a sign of how out of touch some liberals are.
Brook trout is, without a doubt, the greatest thing int he world to eat. There's nothign I'd rather do than sit on the edge of the brook that runs behind my place and catch little trout and cook em, right there on the bank. Oh the glory of living in the woods!
Brook trout is, without a doubt, the greatest thing int he world to eat. There's nothign I'd rather do than sit on the edge of the brook that runs behind my place and catch little trout and cook em, right there on the bank. Oh the glory of living in the woods!
That river got polluted back in the seventies, rebouned maginificently in the eighties.
That's not correct, the pollution sources started way back in the mid to late 1800's and continued through modern times. The mining operations in Butte of course are much smaller now. There still are mining operations going on all over Montana, and still are releasing from current and past operations into the Blackfoot. You see my father was an engineer who worked on some of these problems, in Butte, Annaconda, Coal Strip, Phosphate, etc.
You are full of shit Grandmas own cooking.
you give grandmas a bad name.
Some of us in the heartland still like to live in olden ways.
Is that why you're trolling the internets on a Saturday afternoon instead of spreading manure or something?
Oh, right: you are spreading manure.
I like you Hecate, but I don't think a pagan ritual will do anything to me.
it boggles my mind that a fourteen year old geek with bad skin and oily hair sits in his basement pretends to be a kindly old grandma from days gone by.
I'm not sure why I like to pretend I'm a woman, but I thought you people would be more understanding. You're kind of my family now. I wish someone would tell how I could feel happy.
Is there still that lethal pool in Butte?
I live in more rural Vermont than NTodd.
That you do! Though I plan on getting up to the Fortress of Solitude with Mex this week.
guys, I just sort of assumed they all did steroids all along.
ErinPDX | 05.20.06 - 4:52 pm | #
Well, I'd say Sosa and McGwire were juiced in 99, as well as the 5'8" shortstops hitting it over the fences to the opposite field over the past 10-15 years.
But, it's pretty obvious Bonds didn't start juicing until after 99. And he was already one of the best all time players before that.
i didn't realize the seventies happened 160 years ago.
Math is hard, especially with lead and arsenic poisoning.
"Olden ways"
Yeah, granny, go back to your "olden ways".
No antibiotics, no analgesics, clearing the forests for firewood, driving species to extinction through sheer bloodlust, throwing your garbage and shit into streams and forests without treatment, burning toxic waste in your backyard, etc, etc.
Fucking hicks.
Not only does sage grow in my little shady garden
Dear Old Man,
What kind of sage do you grow? I have sage bergarten, russian sage, pineapple sage, and honeydew melon sage. Mostly bergarten.
Well I lived there, I know it has rebounded. There were periods in the seventies when it was hard to catch a decent trout in the Blackfoot. Now you can catch plenty.
Ah, grandma, glad you invoked the olden days. The familiar crap you're selling is called "blood and soil" or as sweet Adolf the Führer himself putit,"Blut und Boden." It's the same fascist shit on both sides of the Atlantic.
Is there still that lethal pool in Butte?
plantsman, lowercase
freedom poo?
I wish someone would tell how I could feel happy.
grandma's own cooking
Thorazine
Some of us in the heartland still like to live in olden ways.
Please, grandma, tell us what the internets wuz like back in your day.
It boggles my mind that some libs have something against catch and release fly-fishing, that's truly a sign of how out of touch some liberals are.
You know nothing about Nature, do you?
That pit is still there in Butte. Butte's a great town though. A classic.
No antibiotics, no analgesics, clearing the forests for firewood, driving species to extinction through sheer bloodlust, throwing your garbage and shit into streams and forests without treatment, burning toxic waste in your backyard, etc, etc.
why, back then a loaf of bread cost a nickle, and by god it TASTED like bread!
bwahahahahahaha!
It boggles my mind that some libs have something against catch and release fly-fishing, that's truly a sign of how out of touch some liberals are.
Ever seen a grown man naked, grammie?
we looked up men who masquerade as women on the web, and we found a japanese word for them: nekama. you could look it up, grandma jack.
Any ideas when threadbot gets back from Cancun?
Math is hard, especially with lead and arsenic poisoning.
If a train hauling lead leaves Chicago at 5:30, at 50mph...
stevie ray simels still here?
I know you're joking about the thorazine, but I have been told I should be on meds. But I think they make you weak and I have very strong willpower. That's part of why I troll you- you just respond emotionally to any stupid thing someone says. I have total control of my emotions.
It boggles my mind that some libs have something against catch and release fly-fishing, that's truly a sign of how out of touch some liberals are.
grandma's own cooking
You've already admitted that you are a sadistic sociopath, you don't have to repeat it.
NTodd,
You could rent the Fortress of Solitude out to Atriots. I could use a week or two. There or in the
Caymans, I think. I'm about at that stage.
yup. Butte puts the City in toxicity.
Any ideas when threadbot gets back from Cancun?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
bill o'rielly shut down the air travel routes to/from mexico.
If a train hauling lead leaves Chicago at 5:30, at 50mph...
Ripley | Homepage | 05.20.06 - 5:02 pm | #
and an unladen swallow leaves Los Angeles at 6:00, at 25mph...
Word, NTodd, I have been thinking of taking my Kayak out on Willoughby for a few weeks now. I think I may one of these days. If you see a fool in a green kayak fishing, send Mex to fetch me. I'd like to meet ya.
Keep breathing the clean air, grandma.
Just don't drink the water or eat the fish.
Troll logic, you can look it up in the dictionary under "oxymoron".
I have total control of my emotions.
grandma's own cooking
how is wallowing in mental illness a display of will power, if you please?
and an unladen swallow leaves Los Angeles at 6:00, at 25mph...
SHG bas en sois | 05.20.06 - 5:04 pm | #
blue! no, wait, yello........
aaaaarrrrggghhhhhh!
You could rent the Fortress of Solitude out to Atriots. I could use a week or two. There or in the
Caymans, I think. I'm about at that stage.
When I get the sailboat, Atriots will be welcome to take a cruise. And, of course, when I retire to the Cabin, Atriots will also be welcome.
Trolls excluded, of course...
Sallyh,
No jaundice for Madison? You should email the Prior. He was here last night hoping all was well w/ Madison and Mlle.
Sallyh,
No jaundice for Madison? You should email the Prior. He was here last night hoping all was well w/ Madison and Mlle.
That's part of why I troll you- you just respond emotionally to any stupid thing someone says.
Ahem.
What kind of sage do you grow? I have sage bergarten, russian sage, pineapple sage, and honeydew melon sage. Mostly bergarten.
Just the regular garden sage salvia officinalis. Added a few plants to the patch in the front today and I've got a big one in a tub round back that's been flowering!
I have total control of my emotions.
grandma's own cooking
That's good, becaue it's pretty obvious that the part of your brain devoted to reason and thought is non-functional.
I have total control of my emotions.
grandma's own cooking
That's good, becaue it's pretty obvious that the part of your brain devoted to reason and thought is non-functional.
I have been thinking of taking my Kayak out on Willoughby for a few weeks now. I think I may one of these days. If you see a fool in a green kayak fishing, send Mex to fetch me. I'd like to meet ya.
I drive Willoughby on the way, so I'll keep a keen eye out for you!
stevie ray simels still here?
billy b | 05.20.06 - 5:03 pm | #
he said he had some work to do on his computer and would be back after a bit. I think he's been flitting in and out.
stevie ray simels still here?
billy b | 05.20.06 - 5:03 pm | #
Yes indeedy, mon ami. Wassup?
Yes Olexicon, freedom poo. Wanna buy some? It comes packaged in a lovely patriotic translucent diaper. Every good American should have at least two.
That's part of why I troll you- you just respond emotionally to any stupid thing someone says.
you stupid mother fucking son of a bitch! i hate you! i HATE you!
You could rent the Fortress of Solitude out to Atriots. I could use a week or two.
I have rented it out a few times, so it's not out of the question! And with NTodd's Pa's Wife not mobile for the next several weeks, it will definitely be sitting empty more than I'd like...
"Is there still that lethal pool in Butte?"
Go to google maps
http://maps.google.com/
find Utah and E. Front Street, change the mode of the map to sat picture and look a mile or so to the North east.
You can see the berkely pit.
and an unladen swallow leaves Los Angeles at 6:00, at 25mph...
African or European?
The Blackfoot river is gorgeous. And the fly-fishing on that river is superb.
Oh, look. A room full of batsies.
Hullo.
sallyh ...
Are there pics posted of mini-Mlle?
"Berggarten" is lovely, those lush broad leaves.
Pineapple sage just smells so good. Enjoy.
Trolls excluded, of course...
Ripley | Homepage | 05.20.06 - 5:05 pm | #
where do you sail?
hey flory, what message does the Grand Lake Theater bring us this month?
One thing I've never done is post using someone else's name.
Hi flory, ignore the looney and we'll all have fun.
Uploading new baby pics as we speak...
SHG bas en sois
danke
Every good American should have at least two.
mg, newsacher
the butt mudd of liberty
You could rent the Fortress of Solitude out to Atriots. I could use a week or two. There or in the
Caymans, I think. I'm about at that stage.
Next week I'm running away to the Artic Circle for a week and I'm going to pretend I'm living in a civilized country.
One thing I've never done is post using someone else's name.
One thing I've never done is fuck a praying mantis.
I'll probably be well out of sight, NTodd, but if you do see me pull over and hollar. I'll come a paddlin'.
Another thing I've never done is been honest with anyone, myself included.
Grannyh! Everyone still doing well I trust?
The second Atriot grand baby in just a few weeks!
African or European?
The Old Man From Scene 24 | 05.20.06 - 5:07 pm | #
African.
Olexicon, we could use a mind like yours on the marketing team.
Hi flory, ignore the looney and we'll all have fun.
mer
please don't ignore me. i can't help it, i was dropped on my head a few years ago.
Any one see poor Mary Cheney get browbeaten by that mean Letter man last night?
the funniest thing, aside from the rather tepid reception she got when she walked out, was dave's first comment -- 'that jennifer garner sure looks good, doesn't she'.
One thing I've never done is fuck a praying mantis.
Liar! We all saw you last week!
One thing I've never done is post using someone else's name.
One thing I've never done is fuck a praying mantis.
NTodd, Humpizzle™ |
i've done everything.
i've done everything.
dirk gently,sociopathetic | 05.20.06 - 5:11 pm | #
why Dirk, you Pirate you!
One thing I've never done is fuck a praying mantis.
Liar! We all saw you last week!
She wasn't praying, she was meditating.
just to warn you, it's usually not a good sign when i feel the need to switch identities. i think they call it decompensation but i'm not being paid to do this.
dirk gently, you dawg!
DWD -- are you out there?
BRAND NEW BABY PICS!
GETTING MORE BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY
dirk gently, you dawg!
plantsman, lowercase
i said everyTHING, not everyONE.
dirk gently, if you're the looney, I'm there with you.
granny's got a gun was my reference.
now plantsman, lets not bring dogs into this...pretty soon we'll be up to our asses in santorum. It smells almost as bad as granny.
Salllyh,
Burning incense for Mlle. and Madison. How delightful to have new liberals in the lusty month of May! Isn't being a grandma the best thing????
ciao flory
Yes indeedy, mon ami. Wassup?
steve simels
's'appenin' brother man? Long time no type.
Just caught the best 100 hard rock bands of all time on VH1 and I wondered - did you even like hard rock back in the day???
GETTING MORE BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
GETTING MORE BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY
Pink and healthy!
This is great!
everything presumes everyone.
e could use a mind like yours on the marketing team.
mg, newsacher
like motorhead said
I was born to market poo!
Hecate--I feel like I'm going to burst from happiness!
Just caught the best 100 hard rock bands of all time on VH1
who was #1? just curious.
sallyh ...
Wow! Wow! WOW! LOVE that "15 hours old" shot. What a cutie!
Simels -- are you still here?
sallyh,
It's evil and medieval and bad, but if we were to get my Wells and your Madison together sometime in the next ten years or so . . . .
She's drop-dead gorgeous, she is.
sallyh -- how's the grandbaby? And Mlle?
I'm surprised you were able to tear yourself away to come visit.
everything presumes everyone.
plantsman, lowercase
shoot, i better get busy. but i may have to draw the line at coulter.
Sallyh, what a darling child.
My three kids had NO hair until they were nine months old.
You must be so happy and proud. She looks like a sweetie.
I could see it in your eyes, Olexicon. I knew from the way you perked up when you heard of freedom poo that you were the man for the job.
As for you, NTodd, she wasn't meditating for long. Once you started humping, she was definately praying.
shoot, i better get busy. but i may have to draw the line at coulter.
i'll get you a waiver.
I've said it before, but that really is an absoultely beautiful baby. I am so jealous.
I've said it before, but that really is an absoultely beautiful baby. I am so jealous.
shoot, i better get busy. but i may have to draw the line at coulter.
dirk gently,sociopathetic | 05.20.06 - 5:17 pm | #
and badgers.
lincoln logs?
and badgers.
SHG bas en sois |
well, if i could manage coulter a badger would be a piece of cake.
GETTING MORE BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
What a little cutie!!!
As for you, NTodd, she wasn't meditating for long.
Pantless and soon to be headless
ofmrql ... I am so confused. I thought you were a newbie here. I was going to ask if you were in NY. Ay yi yi!
Flory--actually, I've been cooking, both for my guests and for Mlle and SIL. This is like my first time out of the kitchen, and that's only because I've got something that needs time to cook.
What I really need is a Starbucks.
hey flory, what message does the Grand Lake Theater bring us this month?
ErinPDX
He's unhappy with the Diebolding of California's electoral process.....
Just caught the best 100 hard rock bands of all time on VH1 and I wondered -
did you even like hard rock back in the day???
billy b | 05.20.06 - 5:15 pm | #
Who does VH-1 consider hard rock?
Examples, please!
OT - my DaVinci Code joke:
can you imagine jesus on his wedding night?
"oh, dad! oh DAD!"
Madison is certainly more interesting than grandma cooking.
dirk, true..have you had your shots?
I understand the P.Hilton spectrum will work well but do you want to risk rabies?
Hecate--and so is Wells. Imagine the possibilities.
Adorable, SallyH...
What I really need is a Starbucks
Sends sallyh a strong cup of cappuccino.
mer--yeah, and she sleeps most of the time!
I feel like I'm going to burst from happiness!
Yes. This is precisely what being a grandma feels like. I loved being a mom, but it was work. Being a grandma is all that joy and none of the work. I am bugging son to send me more pics of Wells. He is so gorgeous, so in touch with the universe, still trailing heaven. Being a grandma is the best thing in the whole world. And I've had great sex, won impossible cases, had mystic sex with trees, and worn lovely clothes. But being Wells' grandma is best.
Excuse me, that last hard rock post
by Maureen O'Sullivan was me.
I regret the error and the gender-fuck.
motorhead
judas priest?
who was #1? just curious.
#3 Jimi
#2 Sabbath
#1 Zep
"When the Levee Breaks" was playing during most of the vignette describing the band. That might have been their high point.
An amazing tune.
"oh, dad! oh DAD!"
Took me a second, but I'm still giggling.
One thing I've never done is fuck a praying mantis.
What -- they can't come up with the quarters?
Just popped in and saw that EvilWalterNeff is celebrating a birthday...using his disguise as nice, lovely WalterNeff as a ploy to gain our trust.
Very clever EvilWalterNeff, I congratulate you, sir, but your naughty, scintillating schemes won't work.
I thus offer a Happy B-Day to WalterNeff...and a bidet for EvilWalterNeff.
really? sabbath and zepplin? i'm proud of myself, those were the first two i thought of! was iron butterfly up there?
Being a grandma is all that joy and none of the work.
Grrrrr...
(The 1-Year-Old won't nap)
I AM
IIIIIRON MAN
It's evil and medieval and bad, but if we were to get my Wells and your Madison together sometime in the next ten years or so . . . .
What if Madison takes a shine to young Sean Patrick?
War Pigs... as relevant today as the day it was written...
What I really need is a Starbucks.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Little early for a martini, is it? How about some champagne to celebrate?
Zeppelin is the best band ever, with Suicidal Tendencies right behind.
really? sabbath and zepplin? i'm proud of myself, those were the first two i thought of! was iron butterfly up there?
Only caught the top three, Dirk. Sorry.
What if Madison takes a shine to young Sean Patrick?
Oh dear, this is all very dramatic...
Only caught the top three, Dirk. Sorry.
billy b
damn, now i'll have to watch it and my vcr timer is broken.
I loved being a mom, but it was work. Being a grandma is all that joy and none of the work.
Hecate: my parents recently got toped into to looking after my niece and nephew for ten days while my bro & SIL went off and had a good time in Brazil.
dirk, thanks for the pic...
One dollar!
GREGORY: ... why do you think that is?
BUSH: Because we're at war, and war unsettles people. We got-listen, we've got a great economy. We've added 5.2 million jobs in the last two-and-a-half years. But there's a-but people are unsettled. They don‘t look at the economy and say life is good. They know we're at war and I'm not surprised that people are unsettled because of war.
The enemy has got a powerful tool, and that is to get on your TV screen by killing innocent people, and my job is to continue to remind the people it's worth it. We're not going to retreat hastily. You know, we're not going to pull out of there before the job is done and we‘ve got a plan for victory.
What if Madison takes a shine to young Sean Patrick?
Well, in the future, I think triads will make evolutinary sense. But you shouls see Wells' lips, and cheeks, and hair, and eyes, and , , , ,
Oh dear, this is all very dramatic...
Thers
Days of Our Moonbat Lives.
Zeppelin is the best band ever, with Suicidal Tendencies right behind.
I'm not serving you shark fin soup and a Pepsi.
I'm not going to pull my powerful tool out hastily.
d' nada, thers. always happy to stick a tongue in somewhere.
dirk, thanks for the pic...
AIIIEEEEEEEE!!!! My EYES!
Oh dear, this is all very dramatic...
Thers | Homepage | 05.20.06 - 5:25 pm | #
what Eschaton needs is a good Yenta.
predictive decompensation. izzat manipulative, or what?
They don‘t look at the economy and say life is good.
i look at the economy and wonder who the fuck is going to pay for this?
I'm not going to pull my powerful tool out hastily.
George Bush
NO JERKIN' THE GHERKIN!!!!!!
Grrrrr...
(The 1-Year-Old won't nap)
Thers,
I swear to you that when Rosie's babes won't nap you'll be glad to walk the halls w/ them. I've been a parent and I've been a grandparent. The grandparent part is definitely better. More fun. Easier. Not that this would have helped me when I was a parent, but still.
But you shouls see Wells' lips, and cheeks, and hair, and eyes, and , , , ,
Hecate, Grammar Fag
Yes. Yes we should. And we'll need pictures for that, won't we?
I like the triad idea. Madison can have one for daywear and one for night.....
Zeppelin is the best band ever, with Suicidal Tendencies right behind.
I'm not serving you shark fin soup and a Pepsi.
Then comes Biz Markie, The Beatles, and the Cowsills.
I've been a parent and I've been a grandparent. The grandparent part is definitely better.
except when you are the grandparent and they move far away.....
sigh.
being a parent is the best (maybe only good) thing i've ever done. being a grandparent just keeps it going.
Oh...and I missed out on the news, but better late then never:
Congratulations, Sallyh and family, on the highly dotable wee one!
Then comes Biz Markie, The Beatles, and the Cowsills.
Thers
zappa.
oh, and men without hats.
Sabbath #2??
I mean, they were OK, but #2? That must be just because of their seminal contribution to the occult heavy metal genre. Toni Iommi is a good guitarist, but he's not good enough to pick either Jimi or Jimmy's teeth. ANd although War Pigs is undeniably good stuf, most of their songs are pretty repetitive and stoopid.
men without hats
Well, why don't they get some?
I've refined my position so all these bands you mention are just the best bands to date.
i look at the economy and wonder who the fuck is going to pay for this?
dirk gently,sociopathetic
America: I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!
ANd although War Pigs is undeniably good stuf, most of their songs are pretty repetitive and stoopid.
blerb | 05.20.06 - 5:34 pm | #
i thought that was the definition of metal.
speaking of which, am i the only one who WASN'T stoned when he say Heavy Metal on the big screen?
hey sallyh: that's wonderful. All the best, now and for aye...
BIZ MARKIE/SLICK RICK 08!
Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti, Black Sabbath's Master of Reality, and Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here were essential to my youth.
Until I got a real guitar, many a concert was performed in my room with a tennis racket.
Well, why don't they get some?
A. Haberdasher
a nod as as good as a wink to a blind horse.
Hmm. Hard rock bands...
Ten Years After?
How did they do?
Santana?
Deep Purple?
BLue Oyster Cult?
GETTING MORE BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY
Ohmyfuckinggod.
Salllyh,
It's like being buzzed on champagne in the early afternoon, n'est pas?
Hi ProfWombat, how's your day going?
Mountain?
am i the only one who WASN'T stoned when he say Heavy Metal on the big screen?
Umm...as far as I know, you must have been!
Blue cheer?
Hecate--it's a lot like being buzzed all the time!
Thank God for my sister in law and her husband--they took care of the critters this morning and I got to sleep till 8.45. I don't even remember when I last slept that late or that long.
thanks flory
It's like being buzzed on champagne in the early afternoon, n'est pas?
Hmmm... so I feel like a Grandma every day?
ProfWombat--go admire my new granddaughter! More pics up HERE
Until I got a real guitar, many a concert was performed in my room with a tennis racket.
Uncle Smokes
I have performed many concerts on an electrified tennis racquet with the horizontal or lateral strings removed, leaving only the longitudinal. It was quite a racket.
...I guess the Pixies are too recent to be "hard rock", but they were pretty damn good.....
Blue cheer?
don't take it man, it's loaded with strychnine!
Umm...as far as I know, you must have been!
blerb | 05.20.06 - 5:38 pm | #
probably why i still remember it. i sometimes catch myself singing "workin in a coal mine" to this day.
i saw fantasia straight too. and wizards.
and tommy.
Old Man--no, that droning in your head is code being composed.
Remind me not to go away and fold clothes. I'll never catch up now.
BLue Oyster Cult?
YEAH!
7 Screaming Diz-Busters!
really? sabbath and zepplin? i'm proud of myself, those were the first two i thought of! was iron butterfly up there?
Always remember, google is your friend.
Iron Butterfly didn't make the list...
http://www.bellaonline.com/artic...es/
art21415.asp
Hmm. Hard rock bands...
Ten Years After?
Santana?
Qu'est c'est fuck?
i thought that was the definition of metal.
Hey now! Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica, Anthrax, Sabbath - there's some surpirsingly complicated and complex stuff in there.
Check out Queensryche for a more "thinking man's metal band". I wouldn't call them metal, per se, but they're incredibly tight and have a great social conscience in their lyrics. "Operation:Mindrime" is all about government/media/religious corruption during the Reagan years.
Sallyh:
Once again -- awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
Hecate--last night Maddi got fussy around 1 a.m. and cried for about an hour and half, didn't want to nurse, etc.
Monsieur and I just smiled and said, "Vengeance is ours."
...I guess the Pixies are too recent to be "hard rock", but they were pretty damn good.....
Frankly, they were the real deal.
I mean, they were OK, but #2? That must be just because of their seminal contribution to the occult heavy metal genre. Toni Iommi is a good guitarist, but he's not good enough to pick either Jimi or Jimmy's teeth.
Sab at #2 is about right.
Jimi was 3 and Zep was 1. Who would you put in front of Sab?
Remind me not to go away and fold clothes.
Don't go away and fold clothes.
...I guess the Pixies are too recent to be "hard rock", but they were pretty damn good.....
They were #81.
it's a lot like being buzzed all the time!
Yeah. It's all the joy and none of the worry, work, angst. I am loving it! Mlle. and Madison are both tres jolie!
...I guess the Pixies are too recent to be "hard rock",
Uh, why would they be "too recent"? The genre isn't fucking dead yet.
NTodd--do. not. get. any. ideas.
She's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too young for you.
Mlle, not so much
That's Operation: MindCrime, actually... oy...
peace and humptiness forever
Someone shot at the Mexican border. It begins, indeed.
Oh so it's "hard rock" we're speaking of? The Who in their 1971 Live at Leeds performance was an outstanding early example. There are sections in that long (very long) rendition of "My Generation" that could've stood alone as heavy-duty songs by themselves.
Blue cheer?
don't take it man, it's loaded with strychnine!
plantsman, lowercase
Nonsense. Not the original Owsley recipe.
NTodd is going to make an AMAZING dad. i would so love to set him up with some witches I know. He's just going to be the best dad.
Hecate--last night Maddi got fussy around 1 a.m. and cried for about an hour
Can you blame her? The poor kid probably realized Fredo was the preznitwit.
She's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too young for you.
Oh, don't be pushing your society's rules on me, man.
Mlle, not so much
Not. Gonna. Say. It.
Iron Butterfly didn't make the list...
http://www.bellaonline.com/artic...es/ art21415.asp
Richard | 05.20.06 - 5:41 pm | #
wtf? YES is HARD ROCK? oh, bite me. and hole made the list, but not the butterfly?
goods thing i didn't watch.i would have thrown something through the tube.
something tells me i'm taking this too seriously.
Someone shot at the Mexican border. It begins, indeed.
someone in addition to the guy in the black SUV at San Ysidro, or that one?
NTodd, thanks.
List, Hrmph: no Iggy and the Stooges?
The Who in their 1971 Live at Leeds performance was an outstanding early example
Live at Leeds is one of the best live albums ever made.
something tells me i'm taking this too seriously.
dirk gently
Considering how the industry likes to play fast and loose with genres...
One local station likes to announce that they are "metal-free rock and roll", and then play Deep Purple.
New country is old rock.
And so it goes.
I just ignore the fuckers and listen to what I like.
Most of us have never heard the best bands ever. The players were such prima donnas they couldn't get along or the A&R guys were too lame to know what they were listening to.
i would so love to set him up with some witches I know.
I could get into Wiccans.
i think the who should have been in the top 5 at least. guess "metal" got the edge.
wtf? YES is HARD ROCK? oh, bite me. and hole made the list, but not the butterfly?
I wouldn't call Yes hard rock either, but if you see the DVD of them live in the early 70s they did rock out in concert.
Yes? Depends on the era, but I'd question that, too.
mer - I am nothing if not the most helpful rememberer ever. Never forget that. I'll send you a reminder e-mail.
Speaking of which, at some point I plan on actually getting Winding Roads back on track. Got any pics of your stuff yet?
guess "metal" got the edge.
dirk gently
And so it should.
*turns up "No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith"*
Not the original Owsley recipe.
Sheesh. we could be in the exhibition hell at the
AZ state Fairgrounds catching Blue Cheer and Moby Grape when i was 15, man!
I could get into Wiccans.
NTodd, Humpizzle™
but not praying mantises?
INSECTOPHOBE!
wtf? YES is HARD ROCK?
Y'know who really surprised me was Kansas. I'd never really paid much attention to them, but I had a g/f that was a Kansas nut, so I heard a lot of them for a few years. They're frankly a lot louder and wilder than I would have imagined. And quality musicians, as well.
The poor kid probably realized Fredo was the preznitwit.
Shit. Sometimes, it makes me cry and I'm fifty years old
Jimi was 3 and Zep was 1. Who would you put in front of Sab?
Well, Jimi for one. He was a singular, epochal genius. He would never go behind Black Sabbath in my book. And as Uncle Smokes just pointed out, I'd say that the Who has Sabbath pretty well beat too. I suppose it depends what your definiton of "hard rock" is. I think the Clash was better than Sabbath, too. And Ten Years After, and Santana.
Hey again. I wake up and see the conversation isn't making much more sense than it was. Excellent. Carry on.
Yay! I got my Greenwald book today! I'll start reading it tomorrow. Poker game tonight.
One local station likes to announce that they are "metal-free rock and roll", and then play Deep Purple.
One of the best concerts I ever saw, 1987 iirc. Brillian musicians and a solid stage show.
YES is HARD ROCK?
No fucking way. I love Yes, but they're "prog rock" (whatever the fuck that means) or something else. Yes, Yes rock hard in concert (seen 'em), but it ain't necessarily "hard rock".
Shit, Beethoven rocks, and rocks hard, but I'd never call his music hard rock.
but if you see the DVD of them live in the early 70s they did rock out in concert.
Went to the concert. got the t-shirt. they rocked live, unless wakeman was having a bad night.
*turns up "No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith"*
JR, kerosene and a match
ok, but i don't see how anyone could rock harder than the who at leeds. i accept zepplin because they were ALWAYS rocking, but i'd still put the who at number two. plus it rhymes.
Sallyh -- so very, very beautiful! Truly, she's gorgeous. So glad I dropped back in to find new pics!
Holy Uncle Smokes!
I am cleaning out my desk and came across a Myers-Briggs Type Indicator I took a few years back. Do you know what it says is the most popular occupation for my type?
Sister in a Roman Catholic Religious Order!
And the 13th least popular?
Lawyer.
/looks for knife with which to slit wrists
One of the best concerts I ever saw, 1987 iirc. Brillian musicians and a solid stage show.
I saw Blackmore & Glover with Rainbow several times, always good concerts.
INSECTOPHOBE!
Sorry, they just bug me.
Rolling Stone article sneering at Yes and prog rock: "Rock's Icy Edge."
Who here has ever heard of these guys? The birth of progressive rock. The real innovators get ripped off by the people who get all the cash and credit and airplay. I invented Rap music.
/looks for knife with which to slit wrists
res ipsa loquitur
see, now that disqualifies you for Sister in a Roman Catholic Religious Order.
/looks for knife with which to slit wrists
Try sleeping pills. They're the 7th most popular way to off yourself for your personality type.
but i'd still put the who at number two. plus it rhymes.
dirk gently
I saw Blackmore & Glover with Rainbow several times, always good concerts.
Ronnie James Dio or Joe Lynn Turner? Dio had one of the greatest voices in hard rock, I think.
I invented Rap music.
I invented the question mark.
Hey, the good news is that the least popular occupation for someone with my type was the job I was doing before went to law school.
I need a magarita.
Check out Queensryche for a more "thinking man's metal band". I wouldn't call them metal, per se, but they're incredibly tight and have a great social conscience in their lyrics. "Operation:Mindrime" is all about government/media/religious corruption during the Reagan years.
I listened to Queensryche incessantly during college. Operation: Mindcrime, The Warning, and Rage for Order. Over and over and over. When I'm in the right mood, I still put em on while I'm driving and sing my guts out. It cures what ails me.
Try sleeping pills. They're the 7th most popular way to off yourself for your personality type.
Bad NTodd. Bad, naughty NTodd.
Fucking tags
but i'd still put the who at number two. plus it rhymes.
dirk gently
Hard call. The Who didn't scare as many parentts as Sabbath, though.
Sister in a Roman Catholic Religious Order!
And the 13th least popular?
Lawyer.
/looks for knife with which to slit wrists
res ipsa loquitur
Don't be so hasty. You can always sue Dan Brown.
I invented the question mark.
NTodd, Humpizzle™
i invented inventions.
Ah, what a glorious day outside.
And I come home to find "The Fallen Ones" on the tv.
Res--actually, yesterday Mlle was holding Maddi and said, I'm just sorry you had to be born with King Fuckwit in charge. But we'll get rid of him, won't we?
...I guess the Pixies are too recent to be "hard rock", but they were pretty damn good.....
blerb
The Pixies usually get stuck with label, "alternative rock." I have even seen the term "protopunk" used for them, which messes with the space-time continuum. Such labels are so useless these days ("alternative" to what?), except perhaps to put together these lists we love so much--as for The Pixies, I'll just stick with "essential."
Bad NTodd. Bad, naughty NTodd.
Sorry. I absorbed by Good Twin in the womb. He was...weak.
Res Ipsa--in ten minutes, I'll feel all right about cocktailing, but it's not even 3 p.m. yet.
It's that Catholic guilt thing.
Ronnie James Dio or Joe Lynn Turner? Dio had one of the greatest voices in hard rock, I think.
Turner. I did see Dio with Sabbath though.
time to go back to work.
later.
Dio had one of the greatest voices in hard rock, I think.
Ripley
Excellent voice, but I'd put Ian Gillan and Bruce Dickenson ahead of Dio.
Liked Blackmore's Rainbow with Dio and Powell.
I listened to Queensryche incessantly during college. Operation: Mindcrime, The Warning, and Rage for Order. Over and over and over
I saw them in 84, opening for KISS, in St Paul. As a budding guitarist, they blew. my. mind.
JoeHICA! Bend Over, Joe!
Heh. Well, stone knives & bearskins just got a little better. You can read more about it in my weekend update post, where you will also see "onionhead" in full bloom, and a fat, fat Curly pix.
I listened to some Glen Beck, today, 'cause I was bored. Hilarious... callers taunting him as a "lefty," 'cause Beck is saying the sheen is off Chimpy's armor. Greenwald was right -- there's a huge percentage of wingers who're ideologically invested, solely, in Preznit Pretzelcoatl.
.
NTodd--do you think Mlle's current status qualifies her as a MILF?
He was a singular, epochal genius. He would never go behind Black Sabbath in my book. And as Uncle Smokes just pointed out, I'd say that the Who has Sabbath pretty well beat too. I suppose it depends what your definiton of "hard rock" is. I think the Clash was better than Sabbath, too. And Ten Years After, and Santana.
Ok, but with Hendrix at 3 and Sab at 2 that's pretty much the same rating.
Sabbath had a major influence on the metal of the 80's (as did Zep and Jimi along with Aerosmith). I think that's where the rating came from as the folks interviewed about the band were all 80's metal players.
Hey, the good news is that the least popular occupation for someone with my type was the job I was doing before went to law school.
I need a magarita.
==
I don't remember any such lists. What type are you anyhow, RIL? I'm an intp, and now I'm wondering what's on the list for me, that I most surely missed out on.
Make that two margaritas.
(((Jeffraham and Curly!!!)))
I loves fat Curly!
Such labels are so useless these days ("alternative" to what?), except perhaps to put together these lists we love so much
If Man is 5 then the Devil is 6. And if the Devil is 6 then God is 7.
Such labels are so useless these days ("alternative" to what?),
I was a DJ at a radio station that went from Rock to "alternative" then back to rock. A bunch of people went nuts over the format change - they actually picketed in front of the station one Saturday morning. Oy...
(Hi, Vicki!)
alternative extreeeme proto-punk!
I saw them in 84, opening for KISS, in St Paul. As a budding guitarist, they blew. my. mind.
I saw them on the Mindcrime tour, whatever year that was. Don't remember who they were opening for -- Metallica, maybe? I was only there to see Queensryche, so I left when they were done.
I'll be singing their stuff all night, thanks to this thread. And I'm no Geoff Tate. Poor mr. jezebel.
Liked Blackmore's Rainbow with Dio and Powell.
Dickenson is amazing, frankly.
Did you know Powell joined ELP? Pure coincidence, they said... heh!
The Pixies? They aren't rock, they're rap -- overdubbed Ben Stein in fact.
OK, Yes. YES, I admit it! I watched that episode of Fairly Odd Parents.
sallyh:
Mlle sounds like she is clue-d in re the Chimp (no surprise considering who mum is), so I'm inclined to think mini-Mlle will be okay on that score.
NTodd--do you think Mlle's current status qualifies her as a MILF?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
shouldn't you have said MYLF?
Dickenson is amazing, frankly.
Ripley
There's a documentary out called "Metal: A Headbangers Journey"... Anthropologist metal head goes looking at metal.
Anyways, there's a great interview with Dickenson (among others).
Jeffraham--go HERE to see more new pics of my gorgeous granddaughter!
How come you music types never talk about Elvis Costello (to whom I am listening at this moment).
oh dear. Denny Hastert tried to eat Dick Cheney.
Sallyh: (((Jeffraham and Curly!!!)))
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
I loves fat Curly!
So does commenter Ivytree, who never fails to comment on Curly's rotundness ("He's just big boned!").
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Hecate--NTodd so needs daughters so that they can look at him and make him melt
How come you music types never talk about Elvis Costello (to whom I am listening at this moment).
class by himself.
How come you music types never talk about Elvis Costello
He is so last year's model.
NTodd--do you think Mlle's current status qualifies her as a MILF?
Absofuckinglutely.
v
Because I was too busy listening to the Boomtown rats at the time.
He's good, but his stuff is a bit mellow for my tastes.
The GOP mood on Capitol Hill, particularly the House, is poisonous
Har!
Billyb:
Re: hard rock.
IMHO, the term is obsolete and
archaic, and only describes certain
music from the 60s. In any case, a lot
of those we used to call hard rock
bands we now call something else --
the Northwest groups
we now call garage punk were
considered hard rock back in the day.
I think the best examples of what
the term originally meant were Paul
Revere and the Raiders (particularly
"Just Like Me" and "Steppin' Out").
Probably the purist example would
be the single version of "Jumpin' Jack
Flash." The first two Steppenwolf
albums also qualify. Other than that --
I can't think of a lot. The McCoys,
maybe. Or the occasional Beatles
track on the White Album -- "Me and
My Monkey," maybe.
Basically, it means loud guitars in
the service of not especially blues-based rock with
little or no pop overlay.
But Hendrix? Sabbath? Blue Oyster
Cult? Deep Purple? Don't think so...
they're a whole other thing.
Corny as it is, my first love was KISS, playing air (and tennis) guitar to their first live album.
I used red food coloring and water to practice "spitting up" blood--and wondering how I could get my tongue to be as long as Gene Simmons (paging Dr. Freud, adolescent inadequacies on line two).
Once I saw them live in full regalia, including the rising platforms, however, my interest peaked, and then I moved on to more serious music geekery.
From the last topic.
Atrios: "I don't know how any of them sleep at night."
Because their soulless Nazi pricks.
er..."they're"
Just kidding - he's always been the miracle man.
KISS = Marketing.
Res--Mlle hates the Chimp with every fiber of her being. She was having some trouble pushing the placenta out, and her husband said, imagine you're booting Bush out of the office.
Apparently what followed was a flying placenta scene worthy of Scifi Saturday Night.
oh dear. Denny Hastert tried to eat Dick Cheney.
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Squabbling amongst themselves, eh?
Ahhhhh....HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!
oh dear. Denny Hastert tried to eat Dick Cheney.
Yowza. Couldn't happen to a better pack of soulless, murderous rat turds.
How come you music types never talk about Elvis Costello (to whom I am listening at this moment).
Elvis C, along with the Clash, were the best things to come out of the original New Wave movement, IMO.
The GOP mood on Capitol Hill, particularly the House, is poisonous
Let's hope it's lethal.
Res Ipsa--in ten minutes, I'll feel all right about cocktailing, but it's not even 3 p.m. yet.
Pish. That's why the goddess invented champagne brunches....
Apparently what followed was a flying placenta scene worthy of Scifi Saturday Night.
I do love you crazy libs!
Apparently what followed was a flying placenta scene worthy of Scifi Saturday Night.
Was there Tom Cruise-esque eatage?
Elvis C, along with the Clash, were the best things to come out of the original New Wave movement, IMO.
billy b
You forgot the Boomtown Rats.
I'll forgive you this time.
Elvis C, along with the Clash, were the best things to come out of the original New Wave movement, IMO.
I listen to both a lot.
I would see any Elvis show. He was with the Brooklyn Philarmonic last Friday night and I tried (unsuccessfully) to go. I just love the guy.
Which Elvis Costello?
There is the Rockpile Elvis. Elvis with the Attractions, Elvis on his own... The one C&W album he did with T-Bone Burnett...
NTodd so needs daughters so that they can look at him and make him melt
Oh, yeah. I think NTodd will make an amazing dad. I've been surprised by what a good dad Son, whose own dad booked when Son was nine months, has been. i asked him the other week if it was difficult for him, not having had a model, and he said, "Mom, I'm just trying to be good to the boy." I love hime.
Listening to NTodd's podcasts makes me feel young.
I'm so going to pimp him to some Vermont witches I know.
NTodd so needs daughters so that they can look at him and make him melt
I think that might be a bad idea. I'd be way too overprotective to overcome my bad Elektra-related feelings.
sallyh ...
I am thinking of doing some cocktailing this evening. Just in the mood. Maybe a few gin and tonics.
Apparently what followed was a flying placenta scene worthy of Scifi Saturday Night.
So Bush has done something useful since being appointed Preznit after all.
Which Elvis Costello?
All of them.
I have an abiding affection for Blood & Chocolate myself.
How come you music types never talk about Elvis Costello (to whom I am listening at this moment).
res ipsa loquitur
With what supernatural entity must I negotiate a soul contract, to be able to write songs like Elvis Costello?
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Still makes me smile.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--go HERE to see more new pics of my gorgeous granddaughter!
What a cute li'l tater! She's wonderful! Those eyes are something else. Amazingly, Flickr didn't crash my typin' mochine. I did save the photos for later, since this antique only has 640x480 rez, 256 colors.
So glad I got to see!!!! Happyhappyhappy. May have to get beer.
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The GOP mood on Capitol Hill, particularly the House, is poisonous."
And please, goddess, let them all drink of it. Every last rat bastard.
KISS = Marketing.
They marketed themselves. Kiss were straight up one of the best acts going until the commerciality set in.
The first three albums were great.
Oh, yeah. I think NTodd will make an amazing dad. I've been surprised by what a good dad Son, whose own dad booked when Son was nine months, has been. i asked him the other week if it was difficult for him, not having had a model, and he said, "Mom, I'm just trying to be good to the boy." I love hime.
I have to tell you that my son has knocked me off my feet - he's both mother and father to his little girl. And then he turns around and plays with her like he was her age.
It's a thing of beauty.
With what supernatural entity must I negotiate a soul contract, to be able to write songs like Elvis Costello?
Now that's funny, Smokes. As I read your comment "The Angels Want to Wear My Red Shoes" came on.
The first three albums were great.
billy b
IMO, they were boring. MOR with pyro.
VH1 loves their lists. Here are a few entries from their "100 Most Metal Moments"
98 Faster Pussycat singer scratches crotch with fan's prosthetic arm.
92 David Lee Roth hires midgets and female body builders as security team.
89 Quiet Riot performs at Michigan nudist colony.
76 Devil statue that urinates Jack Daniels becomes a stage prop for David Lee Roth.
66 Mötley Crüe meet the Canadian Mounties and lose porn.
64 Biohazard pull prank on Slayer involving stupid friend and feces.
37 W.A.S.P.'s Blackie Lawless sports exploding codpiece.
25 W.A.S.P. fans display affection by pelting band with meat.
17 W.A.S.P. guitarist gets hit by flying rump roast.
14 Kiss' Gene Simmons, sleeps with over 4,600 women and has the pics to prove it.
Afternoon, rational people.
Sallyh: beauty of a grandbaby!
How come you music types never talk about never talk about A Flock of Seagulls?
All of them.
res ipsa loquitur
Your favorite album? Not a test, just curious.
Joe the Bush Ho must go!
blog pimp for my friend Matthew, who's gonna be on with Rachel Maddow. He wrote a song for me to sing & we share drummers.
sallyh: your family is very beautiful. I wish you well.
'Off to make supper...
I think that might be a bad idea. I'd be way too overprotective to overcome my bad Elektra-related feelings.
I think you'll do just fine, NTodd. For some inexplicable reason, you remind me of my first husband, who is a truly wonderful human being for whom I wish all things good. I really don't know why you remind me of him sometimes - he's German, moved to Miami when he was 12 and grew up there, now living in NYC - but there's something about your posts that makes me think of him. I don't know you well (okay, at all), but I know that the ex is one of the most honest, genuine, caring, loving people I've ever had the honor to know. He's now happily remarried and, I hope, well on his way to exercising his own talents as a proud papa. So, however odd or misplaced the comparison might seem, I promise it's intended to be a compliment.
I like the work with T-Bone but would have to go with Trust.
Kiss' Gene Simmons, sleeps with over 4,600 women and has the pics to prove it.
Richard
He makes me sick!
IMO, they were boring. MOR with pyro.
JR, kerosene and a match
You know what they say about opinions.
Tena,
It's kind of amazing, isn't it? Somehow, some men just seem to know how to father the next generation. It's amazing, smart, sexy, hot, and wild. I love liberal men.
You know what they say about opinions.
billy b
Yep, you're the one that likes KISS
Your favorite album? Not a test, just curious.
Anonymous rapper | 05.20.06 - 6:12 pm | #
I'll tell you my least favorite
Costello album: "Almost Blue."
Elvis can do country when he's of
a mind to, but that album is just
embarassing. It's the equivalent of
Pat Boone singing metal. Total shit.
How come you music types never talk about never talk about A Flock of Seagulls?
Maybe if I had a photograph of you.
Now that's funny, Smokes. As I read your comment "The Angels Want to Wear My Red Shoes" came on.
res ipsa loquitur
Spooky!
Oh I used to be disgusted, and now I try to be amused.
But since their wings have got rusted,
you know, the angels wanna wear my red shoes.
But when they told me 'bout their side of the bargain,
that's when I knew that I could not refuse.
he's German, moved to Miami when he was 12 and grew up there, now living in NYC
That's so totally me!!!
W.A.S.P did a pretty good cover of The Who's "The real Me".
Blackie Lawless was a bona fide anti-evangelical crusader, back in the Swaggart days, and had a pretty good grasp on theology and the snake oil Swaggart was selling.
Res--Mlle hates the Chimp with every fiber of her being. She was having some trouble pushing the placenta out, and her husband said, imagine you're booting Bush out of the office.
Apparently what followed was a flying placenta scene worthy of Scifi Saturday Night.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
It's kind of amazing, isn't it? Somehow, some men just seem to know how to father the next generation. It's amazing, smart, sexy, hot, and wild. I love liberal men.
mr. jezebel is a wonder with his daughter. And she's so much like him I fell in love with her on first sight.
Your favorite album? Not a test, just curious.
Do I have to pick just one? I like "Imperial Bedroom." I like "King of America." I like "Armed Forces."
How come you music types never talk about never talk about A Flock of Seagulls?
I can't, ever since I saw Pulp Fiction.
WHEE! Lordi won Eurovision Song Contest. Finland WON! Whee! Hell has officially frozen. 292 f*cking points!
She was having some trouble pushing the placenta out, and her husband said, imagine you're booting Bush out of the office.
Wow. I am speechless.
It's the equivalent of
Pat Boone singing metal. Total shit.
steve simels
That's a great album. 100 years from now it will be a collectible worth thousands, like Leonard Nimoy's And William Shatner's efforts.
Yep, you're the one that likes KISS
JR, kerosene and a match
Actually, I was never that big a fan. I listened to it and spun a lot of their tunes back in my DJ days because everyone loved it.
When I go back and listen now, I can objectively say that what they did was fairly impressive.
That's so totally me!!!
Like I said, I can't explain the resemblance, but I see it nonetheless.
He's also one hell of a good cook. How are you at making spaetzle?
Is Vicki here? If not, and she comes by when I'm not here, someone point her to my latest bloggie post, w/"onionhead"; she seemed pretty concerned about her haircut the other night...
.
Shit. Sometimes, it makes me cry and I'm fifty years old
Hecate, Grammar Fag
Word, and I have 4 years on you. I still can't get over how I just burst into tears the other night just thinking about where we could be if Gore hadn't been robbed.
John McCain | 05.20.06 - 3:44 pm
And to quote Dick Cheney:
Go fuck yourself, John.
He's also one hell of a good cook. How are you at making spaetzle?
I have one recipe besides boiling water for pasta. Otherwise, for things like spaetzle I go to the von Trapp Lodge...
Do I have to pick just one? I like "Imperial Bedroom." I like "King of America." I like "Armed Forces."
res ipsa loquitur
Those are all excellent. I'm partial to Trust. Almost Blue is not as bad as Steve says. It's worth it for My Funny Valentine if nothing else.
When I go back and listen now, I can objectively say that what they did was fairly impressive.
billy b
They were OK. They were decent musicians and their stage show was fun. Their music, however, was pretty standard party rock.
How come you music types never talk about never talk about A Flock of Seagulls?
Maybe if I had a photograph of you.
Oliver | 05.20.06 - 6:15 pm | #
I actually love that. And
mark my words -- someday some really
smart country singer is going to
do a great cover version. Hell, it's
practically a Buddy Holly song.
Leonard Nimoy's And William Shatner's efforts.
Nimoy's "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" is a classic of the genre. I just wish I could figure out which genre that is....
http://video.google.com/
videopla...f+bilbo+baggins
I have one recipe besides boiling water for pasta. Otherwise, for things like spaetzle I go to the von Trapp Lodge...
thanks for reminding me. have to defrost the italian sausage.
Wait, i'll come in again.
It's the equivalent of
Pat Boone singing metal. Total shit.
steve simels
Boone putting on that leather vest may have been the moment when space-time fractured, and we've been trapped in a hellish alternate universe ever since.
Daaaamn yooooou, Boooooooooone!
Their music, however, was pretty standard party rock.
JR, kerosene and a match
Which was the whole point.