I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
FRIST!
Sloppy seconds?
Bout to head out to a girl scout meeting.
I told you, smalfish: NO TASTEE FREEZE, ONE YEAR!
Don't eat any brownies.
Don't eat any brownies.
Threadkiller!
Huffy was good on the CSpan book tv forum today. Sully is a man with no spiritual center, funny he harps that point.
Conservatives have a sense of soul, but Bush is not a Coneservative. For Sully to harp on Dems having no soul is to ignore the elphant in the room.
Smart chick. Hope she'll be president before this old bat sluffs off this mortal coil.
Smart chick. Hope she'll be president before this old bat sluffs off this mortal coil.
Sully sounded pretty vapid i thought.
Jean Rohe: babe.
smart cookie.
Anyone wanna peel me a grape, and read me the article? 
Okay, I'll risk crashing the Eniac. If I'm not back in 20 minutes, I'v gone in search of a vacuum tube, okay?
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That girl's gonna wind up in Gitmoo, if she's not more thankful to the powers that be.
Are you post Da Vinci, moon?
Drake did not attend Friday's fundraiser luncheon with the president, but her aides said the reason had nothing to with Bush's political standing. They said she was in Washington for a vote on legislation affecting military families.
You mean
Don't eat any brownies.
Damn, I knew I was earning the wrong merit badges.
Jean Rohe, a BA/BFA graduate of the Jazz Program and Eugene Lang, was born in Paterson, New Jersey in 1984. As a youngster, Jean grew up singing and performing folk music with her family. Jean spent a year at Smith College followed by a summer at the Universidad de la Habana in Cuba on scholarship where she honed her Spanish skills, learned about Cuban history, culture, and politics, and made some of her dearest friends. Since she transferred to the New School in 2002, Jean has sung in venues throughout New York City, including the Birdland, Sweet Rhythm, the Cornelia Street Café, Detour, Barbés, and others. She also teaches and performs music for young children at the Third Street Music School Settlement and at venues throughout the city. She recently completed her senior work at Eugene Lang, an audio documentary about her trip to Israel/Palestine during the Gaza disengagement last August. In July she will be performing at the Montreux Jazz Festival in Switzerland.
Like I said: babe.
plantsman yeah there is a review up on my blog 
Doctor Who was brilliant as ever, certainly made The DaVinci code seem flat by comparasion.
Don't eat any brownies.
Oddly enough, there will be more than one kind there. Human, even.
I say we need some "extremist liberals" if we're ever going to get our democracy back.
so good and so true, i just had to see it here.
try the muffins in the teachers lounge. They're Special.
Now, THERE, flippin' Dems of the mealymouth persuasion, is how the majority of the country feels!
Stuff it, Lanny Davis!
let see - guy with a mini mullet running around looking up codes vs. The Tardis.
um no competition there!
Like I said: babe.
Oh yes. And how.
you go, girl!
and people say the youth of this country are disinterested.
aww. too bad.
And, NTodd, you know you can't resist my whiles. You are SO hooked on my mandate, you will never last the year.
try the muffins in the teachers lounge. They're Special.
Eww, but they're POISION!
babe with a brain. smart=sexy.
Oh I love this so much.
All the people who see it all as hopeless should read that.
We have some smart damn people coming up behind us. And they walk the walk.
Ok, off to watch Almodovar's About my Mother On DVD.
Later batsies.
That's a great speech. One for the history books, really, especially the part about being young.
we're dying from the moment we're born.
fundies, even before.
So, did McCain go on to give his usual grad speech? After she ripped it apart? How funny.
And, NTodd, you know you can't resist my whiles. You are SO hooked on my mandate, you will never last the year.
I've taken up heroin to help defeat the longing for your...quarters.
Wow. What an amazing person. Just, wow.
"Later, John McCain arrived in the green room, and with the encouragement of Laurie Anderson, another honoree, Christina and I introduced ourselves to him. I almost wanted to warn the guy that I was about to make him look like an idiot so that he would at least have a fighting chance and an extra moment to change his speech to save himself. But he didn't even make eye contact when we shook hands, so I figured I didn't owe him anything."
John McCain has a sincerity deficit with everyday people.
Well, that was a short trip. The article wouldn't fit in my 640x480 world, and side-scrolling is 10 seconds between screen repaints, so...
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Italy to plan early Iraq pull out
Italy's foreign minister has said that the new government will begin planning the withdrawal of its troops from Iraq next week.
Massimo D'Alema made the comments on Saturday, two days after Romano Prodi, the prime minister, called the war in Iraq "a grave error" that fueled international terrorism.
"The government will begin working as soon as next week on a plan to redefine the character of the Italian presence in Iraq, which will become a civilian presence," D'Alema said during a visit to Naples.
He was quoted by Italian news agencies as saying that the decision "is not a flight, but a political choice".
He later said the first meeting to plan the pull out was scheduled for Wednesday, according to the ANSA news agency.
you deserve a new laptop, jp.
Another Colbert moment, courtesy of Jean Rohe
And just before the end of the ceremony Bob Kerrey asked if I wanted to walk out with McCain. I said that would be OK. Kerrey led me over to him as the recessional music began, and I took McCain's arm. "I'm sorry, man," I told him, "I just had to do it." He mumbled something about it being alright, but I think he probably would've rather not had me there.
Anyone know if this event was taped? I'd certainly like to watch it.
I read it. An articulate reasonable speech. thank god for young women like her.
Italy to plan early Iraq pull out
Early?
Is that like, I won't cum in your mouth?
Italy to plan early Iraq pull out
All your seasick sailors, they are rowing home...
It's all over now Baby Boots.
Another Colbert moment, courtesy of Jean Rohe
In a way, it was better than Colbert: it shows that at even the most "regular" or "mundane" events, people will speak out. We're reaching a critical mass, methinks.
the New School probably has video archivists, the McCain people may have sulphuric acid.
And meanwhile, Laura Bush gets an honorary doctorate of Education from Roger Williams University in Rhode Island.
all the big name commencements the Bushes are invited to!
Well. I can certainly understand her commie sympathies and anti-American feelings from her background.
If I was in her class I would kicked her off the stage for ruining my graduation.
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What the fuck happened to Fafblog?
All your seasick sailors, they are rowing home...
It's all over now Baby Boots.
Rova Bend-Dova
the highway is for gamblers
better use your sense
take what you have gathered
from coincidence
Good girl. Thank you for being brave and speaking the truth.
Not to get obsessive or anything, but here is a picture of the young lady.
GFY, Patterson.
Wow, that young woman gives me chills. What a wonder she is.
plantsman: you deserve a new laptop, jp.
I like to think I deserve a job, too. :-/
Anyway, I can... well, hell. I saved Sallyh's granddaughter photos, thinking I could see them better once I got home. Now it dawns on me that data transferral is a one-way street -- I can get shit from the desktop onto the laptop, but not the other way 'round.
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And here is a picture of David Patterson.
the New School probably has video archivists, the McCain people may have sulphuric acid.
plantsman, lowercase
don't completely 'get' that but like it nevertheless
We have some smart damn people coming up behind us. And they walk the walk.
What Tena said. This young woman just rocks my world. May the Goddess guard her. Anyone knows her, I'll give her a Tarot reading extradordinaire. The young people wil finish what we started in the sixties.
"I'm sorry, man," I told him, "I just had to do it." He mumbled something about it being alright, but I think he probably would've rather not had me there.
Ouch. That's gotta hurt, johnny.
On Thursday I attended two graduation ceremonies for my two degrees, one at the New School Jazz Program and one at Eugene Lang College at the New School.
Too bad Hillary couldn't be there to tell her about how lazy and entitled kids are these days.
I can't believe the way you liberals worship rude bombthrowers like Jean Rohe. And call yourselves, and her, patriots. You are haters, and will live to regret it.
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If I was in her class I would kicked her off the stage for ruining my graduation.
You'll never have that problem since you won't ever get enough credits to graduate.
(Applies Screen Kwell Gel to Screen)
Too nice a day for threadlice.
Smart, talented, gutsy, and beautiful?
Wow!
Not to get obsessive or anything, but here is a picture of the young lady.
Moe Szyslak
what a pretty and smart looking girl
If I was in her class I would kicked her off the stage for ruining my graduation.
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David Patterson
Real tough guy, aren't you?
David Paterson, you are a fraud and a wimp. If you had been there you'd be muttering, "Why, I shoulda..." for the rest of the day to anyone who accidently came near you.
Punk.
Jean Rohe - very eloquent
Too bad Hillary couldn't be there to tell her about how lazy and entitled kids are these days.
Neponset
and how good war is
You liberals have nothing, nothing but hate for decent people. Fuck you.
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David Patterson: like you ever graduated from anything! Please.
And here is a picture of David Patterson.
It's gonna suck for him when the housing bubble bursts.
Just read her whole speech.
That is a smart woman. And she knows how to make a strong argument.
She should go to law school, and have her spirit broken like the rest of us =)
If I was in her class I would kicked her off the stage for ruining my graduation.
Oh, you pansey. You most certainly would not have. You'd have been more likely to run and cry to your momma.
"MOMMY! Thoses liberals are ruining my party. Make 'em stop!"
GD I really think these trolls are stupid on purpose.
hey David Paterson you gone to Iraq yet?
looks like as Italy is pulling out, the coalition of the shrinking might be short of a few men....
The young people wil finish what we started in the sixties.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
wonderful and hopeful thought
This young woman just rocks my world.
Yes. Yes! YES!!!
I can't believe the way you liberals worship rude bombthrowers like Jean Rohe.
You forgot "shrill" and "unhinged."
Mr. Patterson: agents provocateurs have a proud history in the march of democracy, and Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin are certainly wanton bombthrowers.
You liberals have nothing, nothing but hate for decent people. Fuck you.
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David Patterson | Homepage | 05.20.06 - 7:49 pm | #
why are you here? i mean, you seem to dislike us so much.
Schwing! She's got a bit o' Jenny Connelly thang, happenin'.
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You liberals have nothing, nothing but hate for decent people. Fuck you.
that girl looks real decent to me
David Patterson
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose.
If I was in her class I would kicked her off the stage for ruining my graduation.
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David Patterson
If you'd ever graduated from anywhere, much less the New School. Fucktard.
Not to get obsessive or anything, but here is a picture of the young lady. - Moe Szyslak
Knelling & prostrating myself before the monitor is getting me strange looks in the library.
Later batas. I got me some brownies to go see.
david patterson wants jean rohe to go to iraq and fight while he gets a giant coke from 7-11
David Patterson swore at us! Oh, the humanity!
You liberals have nothing, nothing but hate for decent people.
Wow, DP must've been on an e-mail list I got slammed onto back in 2001. One of the wingers said:
"Why are libs so anti decent people? It haunts me."
This was after I observed that maybe cutting taxes for the rich was not such a great idea during a recession.
If I was in her class I would kicked her off the stage for ruining my graduation.
I would imagine your classmates thought that your presence ruined their graduation.
you remember guys, he graduated from S.H.I.T.
fuck you haloscam!
kneeling - damn finners.
If I was in her class I would kicked her off the stage for ruining my graduation.
cuz like im a man
i don't mean to be a bitch or like totally shallow but David Patterson is extremly ugly.
guess it goes with his attitude.
hey we were praising the young women and somebody decided to interrupt us
Oh, and for those who missed my blogwhore earlier, I have coma inducing cuteness posted on my blog.
If I was in her class I would kicked her off the stage for ruining my graduation.
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David Patterson
Damn kids get socially graduated without learning the past conditional.
Is that picture really of the troll David Patterson? Because if so, I don't see how he's going to make anybody regret anything, except maybe sleeping with him.
Look..............a baby panda!
This was after I observed that maybe cutting taxes for the rich was not such a great idea during a recession.
to a wingnut, it makes perfect logical sense to counter-argue by saying something like "michael moore is fat." when presented with a rational non-related fact.
Is that picture really of the troll David Patterson? Because if so, I don't see how he's going to make anybody regret anything, except maybe sleeping with him.
Buzz Bomb
I don't know, BB. On the one hand, this is pretty much what you would expect the David Patterson troll to look like. On the other hand, this David Patterson says he has worked with Habitat for Humanity. So...
She writes from the heart.
If I were her mother, I would have cried, too.
I'd be so proud.
You liberals have nothing, nothing but hate for decent people. Fuck you.
"Nothing but hate" followed by "fuck you". Trolling 101. The real DP was not a realtor and had a penchant for turgid prose. This is just someone who is bored seeing if he can yank your chain.
If I was in her class I would kicked her off the stage for ruining my graduation.
DP's hero is the guy at the republican convention who kicked the code pink protester when she was on the ground and couldn't fight back.
They don't teach grammar at the Sam Houston Institute of Technology.
Czech politicians exchange blows
Czech Health Minister David Rath has been in a punch-up with a right-wing opponent during a meeting of disgruntled dentists in Prague.
This rare case of violence in Czech politics comes two weeks before highly anticipated parliamentary elections.
Saturday's incident came at the start of seven days of protests against Mr Rath's policies, dubbed "A Week of Healthcare Unrest".
But no-one envisaged the unrest going quite this far.
Mr Rath, an election leader for the governing Social Democrats, had accepted an invitation to speak at a meeting of disgruntled dentists.
speaking of crying, Vicki................
Yikes! I gotta go.
to a wingnut, it makes perfect logical sense to counter-argue by saying something like "michael moore is fat." when presented with a rational non-related fact.
her eyes
"New Orleans requires financial assistance."
"Yeah but Michael Moore is fat."
Oh, and for those who missed my blogwhore earlier, I have coma inducing cuteness posted on my blog.
Diane, my stuff isn't coma-inducing, but did you see I deserve credit for posting Boyz pics?
I don't know, BB. On the one hand, this is pretty much what you would expect the David Patterson troll to look like. On the other hand, this David Patterson says he has worked with Habitat for Humanity. So...
Moe Szyslak
Well, I'd feel bad if I made fun of an innocent dweeb. If that's not really Troll Patterson, then I apologize to the fellow, whoever he is. For all I know he's a total sex machine with the ladies.
"New Orleans requires financial assistance."
"Yeah but Michael Moore is fat."
grandma moses | Homepage | 05.20.06 - 7:58 pm | #
'zactly!
DP, it would appear, can't abide the mob slam.
David Patterson only has his sock and a photo of Bush for company
Diane, cute panda...and i'm really going comatose now.
'night batses!
Chimpy's stint at HabforHum was very brief and was apple polishing mostly, iirc.
"This was after I observed that maybe cutting taxes for the rich was not such a great idea during a recession."
You're "anti decent people" because of that?
I guess rich people are per se "decent."
Interesting. And yet I'm sure that person pumps their fist and says "Right on!" whenever a wingnut pundit pulls the "class warfare" argument when discussing progressive taxataion.
Not yet, plantsman!
Soon?
Maybe when the party is all over.
Who was it that the real David Patterson tried to have drinks with only to run away with his tail bewtween his legs upon learning that that person was a female?
David Patterson only has his sock and a photo of Bush for company
Sounds like my regular Saturday night...but I've said too much.
Son graduated from Princeton in 1995; I have no memory at all of who the graduation speaker was. Remember that they gave one of the Marsalises an honary degree and that the college president gave a good speech about the GI Bill that resonated w/ my dad, who was happy to be watching his grandson, the great-grandson of a house painter, graduate that day. When Son graduated from law school, Janet Reno was the speaker. Son and d-i-l were just back from a honeymoon in Bali and we went to Morton's for dinner. Absolutely no idea who spoke at my college graduation in 1978 or my master's graduation or my law school graduation (Maybe Shallala?)
Vicki -- I posted "onionhead" at the top of my bloggie (wish I could give ya a link, but... "homepage" will work).
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Ok, off to watch Almodovar's About my Mother On DVD.
Later batsies.
Tena
I love that movie so much.
Ms. Rohe's speech was lovely and HuffPo post is sincere and heartwarming.
Note to self: wash sock.
Diane, my stuff isn't coma-inducing, but did you see I deserve credit for posting Boyz pics?
NTodd, Humpizzle™ |
As usual, great pics of the boys. The dove pictures were also mighty fine.
As I said this morning, I'm glad you got home safe and sound.
and yet she leveled with McCain as equals, good on her.
in days of olde
when Knights were bolde
and wore socks on their cocks
instead of rubbers....
i learned that in grade 8 and I'm not sure where.
possibly the police officer who took the 'safety patrol' on trips out of town and was later arrested for child(e) abuse
Son graduated from Princeton in 1995; I have no memory at all of who the graduation speaker was.
Colby '91 speaker: Thomas J Watson, Jr. Everybody was annoyed because he was a "nobody", but I was thrilled. He actually gave an interesting speech about the post-Cold War world.
'92 got Bill Cosby, though.
thanks for the link to this wonderful post:
I loved this:
Unfortunately, a certain not-so-dynamic duo of "centrist" politicians foiled my standard graduation speech and forced me to act. Until just the day before commencement I really hadn't understood the gravity of the situation.
and this:
So in the wee hours of the morning I set out to revise my speech, re-saving it as "mccain speech subversive.doc". And at three o'clock in the morning I woke up my other roommate as I practiced reading it in our living room. She wasn't upset. "Sounds like you're running for president," she told me. We all agreed that I had no choice. It was the only thing I could do at the commencement. And so, tingling with nerves, I tried to go to sleep.
The future looks so bright tonight . The "Echo Boomers" (born between 1980 and 1990) are the largest cohort in history. They'll all be eligible to vote in 2008.
They are not going to vote for John McCain!! yay!!!!!
Gore/Clark or Gore/Feingold in '08.
Diane - thanks. I generally get home safe and sound, though usually sleepy!
hah i don't know who they will get as guest speaker for my graduation next year (scary thought, my last year at university, eeeek!)
Nim, if you are around: you have grateful mail.
hah i don't know who they will get as guest speaker for my graduation next year (scary thought, my last year at university, eeeek!)
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Dave Clark of the Dave Clark 5, your commencement speaker 2007!!!
hah i don't know who they will get as guest speaker for my graduation next year (scary thought, my last year at university, eeeek!)
lets hope we're hopeful when that time comes!
Two baby robins, hopping around after Mom, in my foreground at the WGOWC...
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In days of olde
When knights were bolde
And rubbers weren't invented
They tied a socke
Around their cocke
And babies were prevented.
had to pick my modules for next year last week as well.
haven't read the article yet, but will probably throw another dart into/onto the positve side of "liberal" chicks being the coolest.
In days of olde
When knights were bolde
And rubbers weren't invented
They tied a socke
Around their cocke
And babies were prevented.
Rova Bend-Dova
thank you for the repressed memory recovery therapy!!!!!
They tied a socke
Around their cocke
and the *Red*Hot*Chili*Peppers were born!
It's been noted in several columns that anti-McCain sentiment coming from the left may actually help him to garner support from the conservatives by giving him the opportunity to paint us as extremist liberals, so we should all keep our mouths shut. I say we need some "extremist liberals" if we're ever going to get our democracy back.
Oh, I just had to post that again.
Jean Rohe: A Star Is Born
"Sounds like you're running for president," she told me
You go, girl! I SO want to pull the lever for a woman before I die. I'm old; you're young. You go, girl. You go.
dont say nothin bout john mccain he might just have to pretend hes right wing and you wouldn't want that now would you ho chi minh?
Let 10,000 Jean Rohe's bloom!
Later batses, and apologies to ms. moses.
My college graduation speaker was then Wisconsin Governor Warren Pearle Knowles.
It was shocking: this immaculately groomed, stunningly handsome man spoke for twenty minutes and made absolutely. no. sense.
We learned less than a year later that he had dementia, probably Alzheimer's.
Later batses, and apologies to ms. moses.
Rova Bend-Dova
all good, all good.
I say we need some "extremist liberals" if we're ever going to get our democracy back.
Oh, I just had to post that again.
Damn straight.
Remember those extremists named Franklin, Jefferson and Hamilton?
Colleen Rowley. Dana Pririest. Mary McCarthy. Jean Rohe.
It was shocking: this immaculately groomed, stunningly handsome man spoke for twenty minutes and made absolutely. no. sense.
We learned less than a year later that he had dementia, probably Alzheimer's.
Diane
true story: gov knowles shook our hands at the summer resort where his party was staying and told us 'you are the future of america.' then we delivered buckets of booze.
Monkeys riding bikes.
Wraiths! Wraiths with wings!
Jeffraham--that's so neat!
I loves my Curly today!
And you know I love you, don't you?
My college graduation speak was some retiring professor who gave a long exposition of Aristotle.
(I would have enjoyed the young lady much more)
have fun. thanks for the good thoughts.
nite all.
Are those walnuts in Johnny McMaverick's cheeks?
Colleen Rowley. Dana Priest. Mary McCarthy. Jean Rohe.
heh.
Wraiths! Wraiths with wings!
Uh..."on," rather. Simels regrets the error.
Assassination attempt ignites Gaza
Rival Palestinian factions clash in gun battles
An assassination attempt on the Palestinian intelligence chief ignited an already tense situation in Gaza yesterday, with gun battles breaking out between rival factions.
Tareq abu Rajab, close to the moderate Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, was seriously wounded in a bomb blast in a lift at his headquarters in Gaza which killed one of his aides. It was the culmination of an increasingly nervous stand-off between the Hamas-controlled parliament and the president which has seen both sides deploy paramilitary-style militias in the streets.
Later in the day the family of Rajab's aide fought a gun battle with Hamas supporters inside the Al Deira hotel on Gaza's seafront, scattering the journalists who use it as their base and injuring several Palestinians inside the hotel.
Earlier in the week, Hamas had defied Abbas by suddenly deploying thousands of armed fighters to the streets of the Gaza strip in the name of security, a move that the Fatah militias that back the president mimicked with a deployment of their own fighters, turning every corner of Gaza City into a heavily armed checkpoint, and resulting in nightly clashes between the two factions.
Jeffraham!
Looks like chives!
Colleen Rowley. Dana Priest. Mary McCarthy. Jean Rohe.
Hanoi Jane. Mata Hari. Ethel Rosenberg.
Colleen Rowley. Dana Priest. Mary McCarthy. Jean Rohe.
Hanoi Jane. Mata Hari. Ethel Rosenberg.
Oh, and don't count on this little girl making the world better...
the plethora of grandmas makes things challenging.
Garden blogging at my homepage. I may drift off to meditate and breathe incense for a while.
Hanoi Jane. Mata Hari. Ethel Rosenberg.
NTodd, Humpizzle™
Eleanor Roosevelt. Barbara Boxer.
Oh, and don't count on this little girl making the world better...
Yeah, but look at her mother, shades of Jane Roberts. Poor thing never had a chance.
Monkeys riding bikes.
watertiger
Short black socks with shorts?
WTF is wrong with that man?
Oh, and don't count on this little girl making the world better...
"Mizz First Lady Lady, who makes your clothes?"
Benedict Arnold, Roy Cohn, Andrew Sullivan, NTodd, Humpizzle™.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--that's so neat!
Which what?
I loves my Curly today!
And you know I love you, don't you?
Curly and I are indeed blessed.
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Beware the Bendict Arnold.
Speakina Coleen Rowley, she should be giving lessons to other Dem candidates.
(blogwhore for a post from last Sunday)
Benedict Arnold, Roy Cohn, Andrew Sullivan, NTodd, Humpizzle™.
What? I was young and needed the money!
Gene Krupa was the greatest drummer of the 20th century.
I read the whole post to my husband and cried near the end.
I couldn't finish!
We'll be okay.
"What? I was young and needed the money!
NTodd, Humpizzle™"
Entirely understandable. I myself have committed at least 7 youthful indiscretions in the last 36 hours.
I myself have committed at least 7 youthful indiscretions in the last 36 hours.
You damned pre-married types are so fucking horny. I knew we had sympatico.
Rowley and Rohe both should be on the talk shows. They have said things that showed they were not parrots.
Courage to speak the truth. Quite rare in this electronic climate. More action must follow.
In the movie Oceans Twelve nobody is shown smoking cigarettes.
Instead they have Brad Pitt always nibbling on a snack as though it were a substitute for a cigarette.
"You damned pre-married types are so fucking horny. I knew we had sympatico.
NTodd, Humpizzle™"
Heh. There was no truth in my post whatsoever. If I tried to do...that...7 times in 36 hours, I'd be dead.
I have some truly excellent news from overseas.
Diane, you inspired the post.
Maybe some of you smokers should take Pitt's lead.
If I tried to do...that...7 times in 36 hours, I'd be dead.
you might be. but you'd be grinning from ear to ear.
If I tried to do...that...7 times in 36 hours, I'd be dead.
Well, you and I are both past our peak of 19, unfortunately...
If I tried to do...that...7 times in 36 hours, I'd be dead.
you might be. but you'd be grinning from ear to ear.
Death by boomba!
Maybe some of you smokers should take Pitt's lead.
Maybe you should shut up and eat your crackers, jack.
Politician Gore appears at Cannes
Former US vice-president Al Gore, who is at the Cannes Film Festival, has warned the world is facing a "planetary emergency" due to global warming.
A documentary based on the politician's environmental campaigning is being screened at the festival.
Mr Gore said the world faced a stark choice between the end of civilisation and a future for its children.
He also said he was not considering running again for presidential office in 2008.
Mr Gore said global warming was a "challenge to our moral imagination to understand it and then to respond to it urgently".
Moonboo, I noticed you disabled the comments on your blog. May I ask why?
I vote for our National Anthem to be delivered, at the opening game of the next World Series, by any serious hard rock band of your choice and attended by people dressed as Klingons and The Predator.
It'd be different.
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highest gdp per head.
And Belgium has the highest productivity in the world.
What does it all mean? Nothing.
Little Brřther I did?
It must of been accietly
Eli: Death by boomba!
I thought it was ja'hamajaron.
"She'll be carryin' a big ol' horgon when she comes..."
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He also said he was not considering running again for presidential office in 2008.
Do. Not. Tell. Vicki.
Moonie,
Did you see this?
Little Brřther it seems to work fine for me, I just posted a comment.
try refreshing the webapage.
sometimes when it loads, the haloscan comment thing does not appear
And Belgium has the highest productivity in the world.
What does it all mean? Nothing.
Prolly means something to the Belgians. Mayhaps you should start learning Flemish.
Mr Gore said global warming was a "challenge to our moral imagination to understand it and then to respond to it urgently".
-- Global warming is in Algore's imagination, and the correct, moral response to this "panic" is to beat a treehugger senseless.
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Hecate, I have now
But why have you displayed the horgon and worn those satin swim trunks, Picard?
Isn't there some wacky sci-fi/horror movie on TV tonight? I don't watch them, but I enjoy reading you guys' live blogging of 'em. It's theatre of the mind for me.
Moonboo, never mind-- they're back now.
But I checked a couple of times earlier and they weren't there. And I'm pretty sure I wasn't hallucinating. Maybe it was a Haloscan glitch-- I've heard of such things.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
He also said he was not considering running again for presidential office in 2008.
What a difference a day makes.
God, don't we know.
But [John McCain] didn't even make eye contact when we shook hands, so I figured I didn't owe him anything.
What a guy. Fuck him.
Global warming is in Algore's imagination, and the correct, moral response to this "panic" is to beat a treehugger senseless.
trees are so fucked, man.
Belgium has a low employment to population ratio, which distorts the productivity numbers.
Isn't there some wacky sci-fi/horror movie on TV tonight? I don't watch them, but I enjoy reading you guys' live blogging of 'em. It's theatre of the mind for me.
"Abominable".
Been watching "Sasquatch" with Lance Henriksen to warm up.
Jeffraham, here's the printer friendly URL for the HuffPo pieve.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/je...html?
view=print
That might look better on your computer.
Belgium has a low employment to population ratio, which distorts the productivity numbers.
jack | 05.20.06 - 8:33 pm | #
Can he be that dumb?
trees are so fucked, man.
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might be, if they screamed all the time, for no reason."
And Belgium has the highest productivity in the world.
What do the Belgians make? Lace? Cheese? Hats? Waffles?
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"Well, you and I are both past our peak of 19, unfortunately...
NTodd, Humpizzle™"
Women peaking at a time when we finally stop drowning in a sea of hormones is one of life's funny little "jokes."
productivity numbers tell you how fast the hamsters are turning the wheel.
So what does it mean to have the highest GDP per head on the planet? Patrick Collinson went to Oslo to find out
I'm (probably) going to Norway to find out too.
And Belgium has the highest productivity in the world.
What do the Belgians make? Lace? Cheese? Hats? Waffles?
Little Belgians?
"Abominable"
I didn't ask about the Bush Administration, I wanted to know about what movie was on.
I thought wingnuts got all worked up by "productivity" numbers and GDP?
Women peaking at a time when we finally stop drowning in a sea of hormones is one of life's funny little "jokes."
I wonder if it explains some of those teacher-student stories that have been in the news lately...
Diane, you inspired the post.
plantsman, lowercase
Aw, thanks, plantsman. I'm blushing.
trees are so fucked, man.
The ones being cut down have a way of avenging themselves.
Just sayin'.
What do the Belgians make?
chocolates? rieslings?
Pope,
Do you think the US unemployment rate is as low as the numbers show?
If no then why.
If more were counted in the labor force how would that reflect productivity measure?
Women peaking at a time when we finally stop drowning in a sea of hormones is one of life's funny little "jokes."
God is "dog" spelled backwards.
I didn't ask about the Bush Administration, I wanted to know about what movie was on.
"Debbie Does Duke At The Watergate"
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I hope to get transferred to Brussels soon.
My kids are grown. My parents are dead.
There's nothing holding me to this country anymore.
Why did I decide to make stew for dinner, and why didn't I start doing it, oh, about three hours ago?
Global warming is in Algore's imagination
I hope you drown.
Women peaking at a time when we finally stop drowning in a sea of hormones is one of life's funny little "jokes."
That's why I have always had a thing for older women.
I hope to get transferred to Brussels soon.
Sprout where you're planted, as the saying goes.
thats why we in Stumptown (Portland, OR) know "Stumps Don't Lie."
Excuse me, counted as 'unemployed.'
God is "dog" spelled backwards.
Is not.
Women peaking...
My wife, who turns a year older soon, has completely reversed my views on this subject. I'm ashamed to brag, but she's really getting better every year. I hope our daughter has more of her genes than mine.
Chris Tucker: That might look better on your computer.
Thanks! Unfortunately, it also will not fit in 640x480 (dammit, people, was 100% table width layout THAT restrictive?!), and the problem with this ancient machine is that screen repainting takes soooooo long, it'd take me an hour to scroll back and forth and get it read.
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Finland - Monty Python
Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I want to be,
Pony trekking or camping,
Or just watching TV,
Finland, Finland, Finland,
It's the country for me.
You're so near to Russia,
So far from Japan,
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Lots of miles from Vietnam.
God is "dog" spelled backwards.
you cracked my code!
thats why we in Stumptown (Portland, OR) know "Stumps Don't Lie."
Sheep, on the other hand...
Is it just me, or does David Patterson look like someone you would expect to see on the My Trailer Park website?
I vote for our National Anthem to be delivered, at the opening game of the next World Series, by any serious hard rock band of your choice and attended by people dressed as Klingons and The Predator.
In Klingon or Spanish?
i'm still so lonely. so very very lonely. why doesn't this help?
Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I want to be...
I said ENGLAND!
And the liberal hatefest continues... how boring and predictable.
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I don't know which is funnier; Axl Rose getting beat down by Tommy Hilfiger or Kid Rock's appraisal of the "fame food chain."
Women peaking when men are slowing down isn't a joke; it makes perfect sense. It's nature's way of encouraging women to continue to reproduce in the last years of viable fertility.
God is "dog" spelled backwards.
watertiger
Well, now I don't have to waste $9.00 on that movie with Tom Hanks... Gosh; just can't remember the name of it...
He also said he was not considering running again for presidential office in 2008.
Do. Not. Tell. Vicki.
plantsman, lowercase
Too late.
I saw it.
I don't know that I believe it.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I want to be,
Eating breakfast or dinner,
Or snack lunch in the hall,
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.
You're so sadly neglected,
And often ignored,
A poor second to Belgium,
When going abroad.
David Patterson: what makes you happy?
The ones being cut down have a way of avenging themselves.
My partner and i used to muse that that was what was wrong with Eugene, OR.
We will outlaw liberalism, you know. All of your favorite causes will be put on the terror watch list. I can't wait.
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Is not.
you're right. It's doG.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall,
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.
Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall,
Finland, Finland, Finland,
Finland has it all.
Finland has it all...
Sheep, on the other hand...
No flirting!
are you really a totalitarian or just pretending to get attention?
Why was I invited to a birthday party and no one was home? Don't give me a hard time, I've got the invitation right beside me--7 o'clock, May 20. Felt like I was in the Twilight Zone. There were a couple of nice cats that let me pet them for about 20 minutes before I gave up.
I don't know that I believe it.
Me either. And you just know the big lug would love to be "drafted" into the race.
And the liberal hatefest continues... how boring and predictable.
And the stupid, obtuse trollfest continues...how entertaining and unexpected.
Nim still here?
Is is storming there? The sky is dark as coal here.
"I'm so Worried" from Monty Python's Contractual Obligations Album
I'm so worried about what's hapenin' today, in the middle east, you know.
And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.
I'm so worried about the fashions today, I don't think they're good for your
feet.
And I'm so worried about the shows on TV that sometimes they want to repeat.
I'm so worried about what's happenin' today, you know.
And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.
I'm so worried about my hair falling out and the state of the world today.
And I'm so worried about bein' so full of doubt about everything, anyway.
I'm so worried about modern technology.
I'm so worried about all the things that they dump in the sea.
I'm so worried about it, worried about it, worried, worried, worried.
you're right. It's doG.
Which is also the abbreviation for the soon-to-be-created trillion-dollar Department Of God that Bush will introduce in a controversial October initiative.
Chris Tucker -- I did, however, manage to CTRL+C/CTRL+V it into Notepad, so I'll read it later.
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In Klingon or Spanish?
animus
Splingon.
Jeff, email me and I'll send you a version that should display properly on your machine.
cht@gis.net
Good for Jean! And Thomas Kean... he is the insult master. Burn!
I'm so worried about everything that can go wrong.
I'm so worried about whether people like this song.
I'm so worried about this very next verse, it isn't the best that I've got.
And I'm so worried about whether I should go on, or whether I should just stop.
(pause)
I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped.
And I'm worried about, it's the sort of thing I ought to know.
And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.
(longer pause)
I'm so worried about whether I should have stopped then.
I'm so worried that I'm driving everyone 'round the bend.
I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.
We will outlaw liberalism, you know. All of your favorite causes will be put on the terror watch list. I can't wait.
I do hope you send me a postcard from Fuckedintheheadistan. I hear it's lovely this time of year.
marshmallow peeps really aren't an adequate substitute for a healthy dinner.
"Is is storming there? The sky is dark as coal here.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore"
We had light rain about an hour ago. It's still dark, windy and overcast, but no storms atm.
There are Jews in the World.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons and then...
We will outlaw liberalism, you know. All of your favorite causes will be put on the terror watch list. I can't wait.
Don't you have target practice or serial killer school to get to?
And you just know the big lug would love to be "drafted" into the race.
plantsman, lowercase
I can't blame him for that. I'd wanna be drafted, too, after the nightmare that was 2000.
Bush started out as a thief and his life of crime went downhill from there. Now he's a murderer.
I will be happy when no more liberals shout their destructive nonsense in any place, public or private, or through any medium. I want them to shut up or face teh consequences of their hateful, unpatriotic speech.
.
"marshmallow peeps really aren't an adequate substitute for a healthy dinner.
watertiger "
For a smart person, you're very naive about certain things.
I don't know that I believe it.
You don't believe it.
David Patterson get ya head around this - Mutualist.Org: Free Market Anti-Capitalism
marshmallow peeps really aren't an adequate substitute for a healthy dinner.
They are if you eat lots of multivitamins!
marshmallow peeps really aren't an adequate substitute for a healthy dinner.
yet with alcohol, it's complete nutrition!
You don't believe it.
pie
Indeed. I don't.
I think he'll run.
BURMA!
"And here is a picture of David Patterson.
Moe Szyslak"
What a pity. All that education and contacts with Habitat for Humanity, and the guy is still nurturing a reputation for being a narrow-minded, blithering idiot who cannot or will not 'work well with others.' Probably very angry and lonely.
For a smart person, you're very naive about certain things.
but they were pink bunnies. frozen. i thought they'd be good.
I want them to shut up or face teh consequences of their hateful, unpatriotic speech.
teh teh to you, too.
And the liberal hatefest continues...
Yeah! Sure. What, you didn't get the flyer under your windshield wiper? The people at the malls handing 'em out overlook you? Mandatory Night Of Hate -- Saturday May 20th: Spew Your Hatred For All Things That Live; Plus MONSTER TRUCKS!! BE THERE!
Pass the popcorn and get me a beer.
I think someone like Gore could have more influence outside politics than by running for office. If he's in office, he has to deal with all kinds of stuff he'd rather not. This way, he can do what he wants in the areas he wants to affect.
The Henry Kissinger Song
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
You're the doctor of my dreams,
With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare
And your Machiavellian schemes
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy, but at least you're not insane
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
And wishing you were here.
Watertiger--if I can get hold of that little girl, I may change her mind yet. Never write off kids.
"but they were pink bunnies. frozen. i thought they'd be good.
watertiger"
Heh. That's not the part I was taking issue with. You misunderstand ^_^
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
You're so chubby, and so neat,
With your funny clothes, and your squishy nose
You're like a German parakeet,
All right, so people say that you don't care,
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler, and bigger tits than Cher,
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
And wishing you were here.
David Patterson - seriously, you don't really believe what you say, right? i don't really mean most of what i say to the lab rats here. i can't believe you really want to put people in prison for their opinions. does insulting people make you happier? i keep thinking it will but i never stop feeling empty inside.
I think someone like Gore could have more influence outside politics than by running for office.
Whatever.
After 6 years of Bush, Gore is a fucking dream candidate.
I think someone like Gore could have more influence outside politics than by running for office.
--
Influence over a group of cluless liberals on the wrong side of history? Oh, what a difference he will make.
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All of your favorite causes will be put on the terror watch list. I can't wait.
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David Patterson | Homepage | 05.20.06 - 8:41 pm | #
They already are, you little serial masturbator. Because your overlords don't know how to govern, only how to engage in petty harassment.
I think someone like Gore could have more influence outside politics than by running for office. If he's in office, he has to deal with all kinds of stuff he'd rather not. This way, he can do what he wants in the areas he wants to affect.
noone
Please do not be offended, but that just does not make sense. If he wants to change the way we do things, there is no better venue to do it from.
Heh. That's not the part I was taking issue with. You misunderstand ^_^
by accident on purpose.
i don't really mean most of what i say to the lab rats here
--
Then why do you say it? Are you a fake?
.
"I can't believe the way you liberals worship rude bombthrowers like Jean Rohe. And call yourselves, and her, patriots. You are haters, and will live to regret it.
.
David Patterson"
Look in the mirror, Fool!
Chris Tucker: Jeff, email me and I'll send you a version that should display properly on your machine.
Thanks for the offer, but I did get it saved as a text file to my desktop, so I can read it offline when I get home.
.
Okay, I'm out of here.
Tedium thrives when the troll is here.
Later.
I think he'll run.
I think your thinking is correct.
don't know that I believe it.
I pray it isn't so. I'd vote for him so fast it would make Hillary's head spin.
David Patterson is such a waste of keystrokes.
a song for David Patterson?
MEDICAL LOVE SONG
Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile
I've had balanital chancroids
For quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU
That lovely night in June
I ache for you, my darling,
And I hope you'll get well soon
moon is on a roll!
"by accident on purpose.
watertiger"
Now you're just messing with my mind....
Hey, I live in the midwest now. I'm not allowed to be anything except literal. This coastal hegemony WILL. NOT. STAND.
I'm so worried about ...
I'm so worried that ...
I'm worried about the ...
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights....
Algore may run, but he will lose, again. We have the machines. We will win. I can't wait to see him cry.
.
BTW, Bush lied again:
President Bush appears to have broken a pledge he made in 1999 to veto any tax increase bills, according to an article set for Sunday's New York Times, RAW STORY has found.
"The $69 billion tax cut bill that President Bush signed last week tripled tax rates for teenagers with college savings funds, despite Bush's 1999 pledge to veto any tax increase," reports David Cay Johnston.
My penile warts, your herpes,
My syphilitic sore,
Your monilial infection
How I miss you more and more
Your *dobies itch my *scrum-pox
Ah, lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
When we said that we were clear
My clapped-out genitalia
Is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
Every time I try to pee
I'm dying from your love, my love,
I'm your spirochetal clown
I've left my body to science,
But I'm afraid they've turned it down
I think a private citizen, given enough energy and connections and prominence -- all of which Gore has -- can do more than an elected official. Even the president -- who circumscribed by Congress and all the rest.
Oh my. Has anyone seen the "WATCH MIDNIGHT SPANK OR THE DEER WILL MAKE EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER LOVED DISAPPEAR FOREVER" commercial?
why do you say the hateful things you do? are you really that angry and irrational? i'm very calm. you sound like a sociopath even to me.
I marvel at the hostility he has for the Bill of Rights, then calls himself patriotic. clueless.
Smarter trolls, please.
"Sit on my Face" from "Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl"
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!
Eli, you still here? You're telling me that Sasquatch is just a really musclebound guy with hairy hands and big, sharp teeth?
why do you say the hateful things you do? are you really that angry and irrational? i'm very calm. you sound like a sociopath even to me.
jack | 05.20.06 - 8:51 pm | #
--
If you love liberals so much, marry one. I hate them. So do you. Stop fronting.
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"The $69 billion tax cut bill that President Bush signed last week tripled tax rates for teenagers with college savings funds, despite Bush's 1999 pledge to veto any tax increase," reports David Cay Johnston.
If they're not rich, it doesn't really count.
Fitz will issue those indictments next year.
"I marvel at the hostility he has for the Bill of Rights, then calls himself patriotic. clueless.
plantsman, lowercase"
The Founders were omniscient. Except when they weren't.
Eli, you still here? You're telling me that Sasquatch is just a really musclebound guy with hairy hands and big, sharp teeth?
I think your own eyes are telling you this.
Eli--12 minutes. What the hell are we watching?
"I've Got Two Legs" from "Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl" and "Live
at City Center 1974"
Oh, I got two legs from my waist to the ground, and
When I move 'em they walk around, and
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and
When I shave 'em they ain't got hairs!
>bang!
We have the machines.
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David Patterson | Homepage | 05.20.06 - 8:50 pm | #
Where did you put the machines that fake poll results, so your movement could look like something other than a massive failure?
"Eli, you still here? You're telling me that Sasquatch is just a really musclebound guy with hairy hands and big, sharp teeth?"
Hughes doesn't have sharp teeth.
I think someone like Gore could have more influence outside politics than by running for office
Sorry, that's just not true.
We're not talking about a filmmaker or Bono. Gore is a lifetime politician. His job is to become president and do some good.
"WATCH MIDNIGHT SPANK OR THE DEER WILL MAKE EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER LOVED DISAPPEAR FOREVER" commercial?
Well, no. I guess I'm really fucked now.
Knew there was Very Bad Karma attached to all that venison sausage I ate last year...
Eli--12 minutes. What the hell are we watching?
Sasquatch, then Abominable.
You liberals have so little understanding of the founders and their intents. And most other things, as well. Like economics. History. Faith. Freedom, and liberty.
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Eli--either one worth it? Is there eatage?
So what does it mean to have the highest GDP per head on the planet? Patrick Collinson went to Oslo to find out
I'm (probably) going to Norway to find out too.
The Old Man From Scene 24 | 05.20.06 - 8:34 pm |
Bring your own food! I'm 'glad' to see it hasn't gotten any cheaper in the years since I was there and couldn't afford to eat much more than chocolate and pop.
ACCOUNTANCY SHANTY
==================
It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountan-cy,
To find, explore the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy.
It can be manly in insurance:
We'll up your premium semiannually.
It's all tax-deductible,
We're fairly incorruptible,
We're sailing on the wide accountan-cy!
David Patterson- why are you so full of hate and rage? what happened to you? i just think liberals or wrong but you think they aren't human. what happened to you? don't you have anyone in your life that makes you happy?
I would hope that Mr. Gore is open to another run, but it may take a pretty strong draft from the grassroots.
In the meantime, I hope he just keeps on doing what he is doing: pointing out the long term danger of climate change because of our stupidity.
Good man, that Al Gore.
The Founders were omniscient. Except when they weren't.
"Oh, the Founders, the Founders -- what, were you there?"
That was such a classic from earlier in the week I had to bring it back.
How's that Wingnut Revolution going?
Eli--either one worth it? Is there eatage?
Pretty sure Abominable has eatage, or at least some sort of ripping-apart-with-bare-hairy-handsage.
Original intent is a contradiction of free speech and free markets.
Conservatives want to treat the Constitution like the Holy Bible.
David Patterson is a hater.
so little understanding
... says the idiot who champions a one-party state, abolishment of the Constitution, a de facto monarchy, and rigged elections. Of course HE loves "America."
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Camelot Song
We're knights of the round table, we dance whene're we're able.
We do routines, and border scenes, and footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.
We're knights of the round table, our shows are for-mid-able
The many times, we're given rhymes, that are quite un-sing-able
We're often mad in Camelot, we sing from the lie of hamalot!
Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests, we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:
(Bass-Solo): I have to push the pram-a-lot!
David Patterson is a hater.
I think he's just a bad parody troll, actually.
I suppose that's redundant.
You liberals have so little understanding of the founders and their intents. And most other things, as well. Like economics. History. Faith. Freedom, and liberty.
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David Patterson | Homepage | 05.20.06 - 8:54 pm | #
And machines that fix elections. And jackboots. And networks of cringing little Peter Lorre-like underlings like David doing your dirty work, at least the parts of it that don't involve facing their victims head-on.
You liberals have so little understanding of the founders and their intents.
That's not true. I slept with a few of them, and there was no doubt about their intent, there, buddy.
Freedom of Speech- which you hate.
Freedom of Assembly - whch you hate.
Freedom of Religion - which you hate.
The only thing consistent about you is the hate.
I see the namestealer is back.
Bring your own food! I'm 'glad' to see it hasn't gotten any cheaper in the years since I was there and couldn't afford to eat much more than chocolate and pop.
I'm going on the Hurtigruten coastal ferry (assuming the marine officers strike doesn't screw everything up) so the food is included. Beer on the other hand is like $10 for a half liter!!!!!
"How's that Wingnut Revolution going?"
--ÔżÔ
Sounds desperate to me.
(Waves hi)
The flounders intent was to lie on the bottom of the sea and stare up with their creepy bug eyes.
Beer on the other hand is like $10 for a half liter!!!!!
What about Dr Pepper?
Does each head get on equal share of that GDP, according to their contribution?
GDP is a meaningless number.
The flounders intent was to lie on the bottom of the sea and stare up with their creepy bug eyes.
They are like us in so many ways.
You liberals have so little understanding of the founders and their intents.
Incorrect. I'm Thomas Jefferson reborn, with all his quirks and contradictions, but an intense passion for liberty and a deep understanding of what I fucking wrote in that little Declaration thingy.
Yes david, and tomorrow, you will still be ugly.
(Waves hi)
mer
::::waves back:::
Sir Robin
Bravely bold Sir Robin
Brought forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.
I think he's just a bad parody troll, actually.
Real parody trolls are at least attempting to be funny (e.g. Kirk) but I think this is just a plain old classic troll, it probably doesn't believe much of what it says, it just wants to get a reaction and disrupt normal discussion.
thank dog the feces he's smearing on the walls are virtual, too.
Real parody trolls are at least attempting to be funny (e.g. Kirk) but I think this is just a plain old classic troll, it probably doesn't believe much of what it says, it just wants to get a reaction and disrupt normal discussion.
I think there are a lot of parody trolls who *think* they're funny, and this is one of them. I don't understand the appeal myself, but I guess they're amusing themselves.
What about Dr Pepper?
Dunno. I don't drink soda pop.
this is just a plain old classic troll, it probably doesn't believe much of what it says, it just wants to get a reaction and disrupt normal discussion.
To be fair, that's all I do.
i don't like it when you guys waste so much energy kidding around.
I think there are a lot of parody trolls who *think* they're funny, and this is one of them.
Could be.
Are we watching Abominable?
Well, the headache is coming back, and the wind is kicking up, which is making me shiver. I'd better get home and watch something stupid on free TV.
Tomorrow, if it's warm, and non-stormy!
Oh! Sallyh! Do be a dear, and send me that person's name whom you were supposed to call to get the dirt on me, eh? When you have time, of course.
♥
I've been thinking about this all day: What do I hate more, the Bush Administration or fundamentalist Islam? Fortunately, it's not intellectually inconsistent to hate them both.
If we could just sort out all the lies that our captive media tell us, I'd like to get a better idea of just how many Islamists there are in the world. The shame of it is that they really are fascists, like Zionists, but there is such hysteria among the neocons and their lapdogs that it's impossible to pick out the truth.
I got a letter from an inlaw who's in a Muslim country today. A thoughtful guy with no discernable hatred in him, and he's alarmed by what he sees. There really are people who want the whole world to be under Sharia, and they are leaving a wake of pain.
Another reason I can't stand George Bush. He thinks he's going to fight one repressive regime by becoming another, rather than by showing the world just how cool freedom and prosperity can be. Far as I can tell, that's the only way to fight fundamentalism.
Are we watching Abominable?
'Course.
We've had lots of practice.
Sasquatch looks like a steroid-taking Grinch what's been covered with black shoe polish.
must.... not... feed... the... NTodd...
DP is hugely hostile and often threatens violence
on liberals. Quite unhinged.
Beer on the other hand is like $10 for a half liter!!!!!
What about Dr Pepper?
A 6 pack of 8oz bottles of Dublin Dr. Pepper was $6.99 at Central Market.
Ack.
What do I hate more, the Bush Administration or fundamentalist Islam?
Easy. Bush. He is doing more harm to this country than the Islamic fundies could dream of doing in a 100 years.
Damn uppity kids.
If they weren't so raucuous and didn't live in such a dull world, we'd have won Vietnam!
Now get offa my lawn!
Sasquatch looks like a steroid-taking Grinch what's been covered with black shoe polish.
And then rolled around in a vat of dog hair.
Sasquatch looks like a steroid-taking Grinch what's been covered with black shoe polish.
THAT movie sucked ass.
Hopefully this one will be better.
must.... not... feed... the... NTodd...
The Old Man From Scene 24
must.... not... feed... the... NTodd...
FEED THE MIGHTY NTENIS!
Bring your own food! I'm 'glad' to see it hasn't gotten any cheaper in the years since I was there and couldn't afford to eat much more than chocolate and pop.
I'm going on the Hurtigruten coastal ferry (assuming the marine officers strike doesn't screw everything up) so the food is included. Beer on the other hand is like $10 for a half liter!!!!!
The Old Man From Scene 24 | 05.20.06 - 8:58 pm
Well, that's good, and if you like preserves/jams, try to pick up some cloudberry preserves. You can buy it online, but it's not the same thing.
Alcohol is very expensive in Scandinavia, demon alcohol and all that!
When are you cruising the fjords?
Hopefully this one will be better.
Yes, of course it will...
Eli, I don't drink soda pop anymore either. But when I did Dr. Pepper was my favorite. So there's that.
Nothing like one of those small bags of salted peanuts dropped into a cold bottle of Dr. Pepper.
Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away away....
When Danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly chickened out..
Bravely taking to his feet
For a very brave retreat
Bravely bravely bravely bravely
Bravely bravely bravely bravely
Bravely bravely brave Sir Robin!
Now I go to read the link. I already love this girl.
Nothing like one of those small bags of salted peanuts dropped into a cold bottle of Dr. Pepper.
This just sounds wrong to me.
And how said is it that when I saw the Abominable previews I immediately said, "Hey, that's Matt McCoy!"
Yes, of course it will...
Can't be worse.
THough isn't the abominable snowman supposed to be in Nepal?
couldn't afford to eat much more than chocolate and pop.
Sounds good to me.
"This ain't no coyote."
Ya think?
Okay, not to nitpik, but why is their grass still green if there's snow on the ground.
What do I hate more, the Bush Administration or fundamentalist Islam?
Fundamentalist Islam is a reaction to the intrusion of the West into their country to either right the wrong of Germany (the establishment of Israel) or to exploit the region's natural resources. It is a reaponse to what it sees as a threat to it's home.
The Bush Administration sees the world as its oyster, and resents anyone who obstructs is exploitation of same. I hate neither one, but I understand what motivates fundamentalist Islam, and despise what motivates the Bush Administration.
Sparky clearly has a death wish.
Granted.
Snow? Grass? Abominables?
Damn. Now I have to go turn the TeeVee on!
THough isn't the abominable snowman supposed to be in Nepal?
He's like the wind, baby.
Okay, not to nitpik, but why is their grass still green if there's snow on the ground.
That's not uncommon, actually. Snow is a great insulator, and I find the grass can stay green for a very long time if the snow falls early enough.
Hey, Lance Henriksen is in this one too!
I guess he just can't get enough of those wacky manbeast movies.
Sparky clearly has a death wish.
Granted.
Dogs are so stupid. No cat would ever run after an abominable monster.
Movie Review - The Da Vinci Code
IDIOT!!
Don't open the door!
Dogs are so stupid. No cat would ever run after an abominable monster.
Maybe for a few feet, but then they'd get bored and take a nap.
What do I hate more, the Bush Administration or fundamentalist Islam?
It is possible that both Bush & Company, and fundimentalists of any stripe are intolerant, wrong, and a bane upon the human spirit.
Adults can disagree. Fundimentalists and Bush offer only one choice: Submit, or suffer.
Oh, awesome giant yeti prints.
To be fair, that's all I do.
NTodd, Humpizzle™
somehow it's different
but i don't mind the trolls, every one gets to say there piece.
that's how it should be.
before we put them against the wall.
Movie Review - The Da Vinci Code
We don't care.
Maybe for a few feet, but then they'd get bored and take a nap.
Or climb a tree.
When are you cruising the fjords?
Should be fjord cruising a week from today (strike permitting). Leaving the US Thursday night, Friday afternoon/evening in Oslo, then a 8 hr train ride to Bergen on Saturday and then on the boat.
I'm a little unclear on the relationship between these guys...
"This just sounds wrong to me."
--Eli
No, no, no. You should try it before you dis it. Also good in those small glass bottles of Coke they don't make anymore.
Good grief.
Dee Wallace Stone too.
No, no, no. You should try it before you dis it. Also good in those small glass bottles of Coke they don't make anymore.
But... if I don't like it, I've wasted a perfectly good bottle of Dr Pepper, which would be like sacrilege.
I'm a little unclear on the relationship between these guys...
One clearly wants to quit the other.
Movie Review - The Da Vinci Code
"God is Dog spelled backwards"
The Catholic church will do anything, including hire Albinos, to keep this knowledge from us.
now i'm hungry again.
and i don't have any more marshmallow peeps.
Nothing like one of those small bags of salted peanuts dropped into a cold bottle of Dr. Pepper.
When I was a wee one my uncle owned a gas station (fillin' station) that had the little vending machines with boston baked beans (peanuts with some kind of hard candy shell), and various salted nuts. My uncle was the one that taught me the peanuts in the soda trick. Mmmm!
Both beasts are from British Columbia.
It's cheaper to film there!
But... if I don't like it, I've wasted a perfectly good bottle of Dr Pepper, which would be like sacrilege.
I bought ONE bottle of Dublin DP today. If it's as good as I'm told it is, I'll make the pilgrimage up to the plant to get several cases.
Dogs are so stupid. No cat would ever run after an abominable monster.
I saw a dog react to a passing horse on a hiking trail a few weeks back. The dog was obviously fascinated by the horse and unsure whether to be afraid of it or not, but definitely wanted to check it out. Fortunately for all concerned the dog's human wasn't going to let it investigate.
now i'm hungry again.
and i don't have any more marshmallow peeps.
If you were a yeti, this would not be a problem.
Ooo, Jeffrey Combs!!!!
and i don't have any more marshmallow peeps.
I have some. Shall I have lion kitty pop through his wormhole and bring them to you?
Jeffrey Combs has... needs.
redheaded dude needs a better 'do.
Suicide rock.
Let's send chimpy there.
my grandparents went on a Baltic Cruise a few years back.
had a great time and was a bit of a nostagic trip for my grandad as he was part of the allied forces that liberated Norway, he has a certificate hung up on his wall.
I believe it was Stavanger.
they also enjoyed visiting St Petersburg too.
I have some. Shall I have lion kitty pop through his wormhole and bring them to you?
please! in the interim, I shall endeavor to find something else.
When I was in Norway I lived off a hunk of gjetost(sp?).
But that's not what I came here to say. I came to point out a good article in the NYT, At Unforgiving Arizona-Mexico Border, Tide of Desperation Is Overwhelming
sheesh. bad enough i come back to this crackhouse, now i have to watch an abominable movie.
The item leading to this thread is among the best i've read on Eschaton. At my advanced age it feels good to see that sort of intelligent in one so young. The fact of her being musically inclined and not a professional drone is enlightening.
A fine example of the educational process having a wonderful and fruitful influence.
sic transibit vobiscum........................................
please! in the interim, I shall endeavor to find something else.
At least you're in NYC where all the restaurants deliver.
When I was in Norway I lived off a hunk of gjetost(sp?).
my sister was bit by a moose once.
So... this is some kind of therapeutic field trip to where his wife died or something?
Imagine if your nose was on Ecstasy all the time, and sniffing was your primary method of understanding things. you'd prolly get kicked in the head a lot too.
When I was a wee one my uncle owned a gas station (fillin' station) that had the little vending machines with boston baked beans (peanuts with some kind of hard candy shell)
They're still available! 25 cents a box.
I'll spell intelligence properly at a later date.
goodnight moonbats
So... this is some kind of therapeutic field trip to where his wife died or something?
I dunno. Maybe the abominable monster will magically heal him.
Right after he eats the surly orderly.
my sister was bit by a moose once.
no, reali!
brb. gonna go grab some kebab take away.
So... this is some kind of therapeutic field trip to where his wife died or something?
Eli |
maybe she is pinned to a tree by a pickup truck, and he has to speak with her one last time before they back the truck up and she goes to pieces.
The real wisdom of age is to nurture, not scorn, hearts and voices like Jean's.
They're still available! 25 cents a box.
No kidding? I thought those went out with the Sinclair dinosaurs made of soap.
Come to think of it, I haven't seen any soft drink besides IBC root beer in a glass bottle at our grocery store in a long time.
maybe she is pinned to a tree by a pickup truck, and he has to speak with her one last time before they back the truck up and she goes to pieces.
How the yeti got into my pickup truck, I'll *never* know.
Fred & Ginger are on TCM.
Anyhoo, Eli, I'll give you the report on the Dr. Pepper later.
Oh my god.
A mini-me commercial.
Come to think of it, I haven't seen any soft drink besides IBC root beer in a glass bottle at our grocery store in a long time.
mer | 05.20.06 - 9:21 pm | #
do you get Jolt™?
Fred & Ginger are on TCM.
Is Fred ripping people apart with his bare hands and eating them?
I'll be *very* disappointed if I don't get a glimpse of the Norwegian Blue Parrřt.
I saw a dog react to a passing horse on a hiking trail a few weeks back. The dog was obviously fascinated by the horse and unsure whether to be afraid of it or not, but definitely wanted to check it out. Fortunately for all concerned the dog's human wasn't going to let it investigate.
Happened much like that on the first 251 Club trip Mex and I took in the post-Cairo era. The boy thought the horses looked like some fun playmates, but nose-to-nose he got his Danger Mohawk and started woofing. The horse was...nonplussed.
A mini-me commercial.
There's a Twister one too. I guess Bill Paxton's not working much.
Come to think of it, I haven't seen any soft drink besides IBC root beer in a glass bottle at our grocery store in a long time.
You have to go to the high priced yuppie rip off grocery stores like whole foods or (in our neck of the woods) Central Market.
I'll be *very* disappointed if I don't get a glimpse of the Norwegian Blue Parrřt.
The Old Man From Scene 24
he's pining for the fjords.
Ooo, Shatner's in next week's incomprehensible Sci-Fi movie about planes!
There's a Twister one too. I guess Bill Paxton's not working much.
I've seen that one.
Ooo, Shatner's in next week's incomprehensible Sci-Fi movie about planes!
That last one was horrible. They killed Sulu off way to quickly.
Ooo, Shatner's in next week's incomprehensible Sci-Fi movie about planes!
if there aren't snakes, i'm not watching.
I wanna see some eatage.
That last one was horrible. They killed Sulu off way to quickly.
I was so disappointed that I never even thought to say "Good for you, Worf!"
Ooooooh!
He uses a Mac laptop.
Is that some kind of joke phone, like in Top Secret?
Worst. Man Nurse. Ever.
They killed Sulu off way to quickly.
Oh, thanks for ruining it, fucker.
"do you get Jolt™?"
--dirk gently
Only from a good lay.
I don't think Man Nurse is going to come back with the soy milk.
"But [John McCain] didn't even make eye contact when we shook hands, so I figured I didn't owe him anything."
Betcha dimes to donuts that eye contact scares the livin' crap outa those folk...
Worst. Man Nurse. Ever.
I'll say. Tries to give his patient something he's allergic to, then leaves him alone to get eaten by bigfoot.
Terrible.
Poor Matt McCoy, all alone with his memories and pain.
And yetiquake.
Boston Baked Beans
Karin | Homepage | 05.20.06 - 9:25 pm | #
Heinz Baked Beans
Woohoo! Drunken college babes!
Yeti will eat well tonight.
mrs gently sez:
you know what the abominable calls a guy in a wheel chair?
meals on wheels.
Oh, thanks for ruining it, fucker.
You're welcome, fucker.
(this is the movie from weeks ago you goof ball.)
Bush dispatches National Guard to defend the border with Reality
"However, Bush displeased many of his remaining supporters by suggesting that limited "guest visits" from Reality might be part of the solution. "We all know what happens when you let just one stray fact in," said one poster to the National Review Online. "Then comes another, another, and they start reproducing, and pretty soon we'll be completely overrun."
*chortle*
Bush dispatches National Guard to defend the border with Reality
"However, Bush displeased many of his remaining supporters by suggesting that limited "guest visits" from Reality might be part of the solution. "We all know what happens when you let just one stray fact in," said one poster to the National Review Online. "Then comes another, another, and they start reproducing, and pretty soon we'll be completely overrun."
*chortle*
you know what the abominable calls a guy in a wheel chair?
meals on wheels.
Excellent.
Hey, maybe they have soymilk!
Hey, never mind about the dead wife. There's a hot college chick in the neighborhood.
If I'm Mr. Meals On Wheels, I form an alliance with the yeti and lure the drunken college babes to their doom one by one.
Woohoo! Drunken college babes!
I'm so there!
Where's Man Nurse? It's been, like, at least a week.
If I'm Mr. Meals On Wheels, I form an alliance with the yeti and lure the drunken college babes to their doom one by one.
Good idea!
If I'm Mr. Meals On Wheels, I form an alliance with the yeti and lure the drunken college babes to their doom one by one.
Yeti gets sloppy seconds, right? Saucy!
He's on 'shrooms!
MMOW is a peeping tom.
Where's Man Nurse? It's been, like, at least a week.
Amd what's that noise?
Oh, now he's a pervert.
Oh, now he's a pervert.
Cellphones totally turn him on.
On wingnut radio right 'live' they want high-powered electric fences on the border.
Oops, my Mom just called. I gotta go take out the trash and then clean up my room.
can you hear me now?
I am sooo rooting for the yeti.
They should put up electric fences so high-powered, an illegal touches it, he vaporizes to dust.
if i were the yeti, i'd eat her.
but not with mmow watching. that's creepy.
please! in the interim, I shall endeavor to find something else.
At least you're in NYC where all the restaurants deliver.
fourlegsgood
Only if you're on the correct side of the street...
Dammit, why do the yetis always appear when I'm cleaning my binoculars?
Stupid yetis.
On wingnut radio right 'live' they want high-powered electric fences on the border.
Uh huh. THAT's gonna happen.
On wingnut radio right 'live' they want high-powered electric fences on the border.
Why not sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads? Wingnuts have no vision and are just not serious when it comes to national security...
And by "cleaning my binoculars", I mean, um...
I'll come in again.
Wow, jack and David Patterson, goin' at it.
Reminds me of Timmy and Jimmy duking it out on South Park.
Dammit, why do the yetis always appear when I'm cleaning my binoculars?
They have this, like, fifth sense...
Timmehhh!
Wow, jack and David Patterson, goin' at it.
It's really cute when two people find true love.
It's funny listening to wingnut radio sometimes.
4Legs--thank you for PlushyPalooza!
Just something to make my day blazingly bright!
They have this, like, fifth sense...
They can *smell* binocular cleaning fluid?
And by "binocular cleaning fluid", I mean... oh, fuck it.
notice how "illegal immigrants" effortlessly became the fear du jour?
Don't get this thread.
Gonna go out on the porch and get more drunk with the cats.
HAPPY SATERDAY!
all, you all.
.
Eli--are we going to liveblog 'Abominable'?
And by "binocular cleaning fluid", I mean... oh, fuck it.
Wet, wet drunken college babe pussy?
Eli--are we going to liveblog 'Abominable'?
We sort of are, although I think it's basically just me and 4legs at this point...
Eli--are we going to liveblog 'Abominable'?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
try and keep up, grandma
We sort of are, although I think it's basically just me and 4legs at this point...
Eli | Homepage | 05.20.06 - 9:38 pm | #
and a plate of
chopped liver.
Uh oh, yeti ate the hot blonde chick.
WHy couldn't it eat one of the less hot chicks first?
Stupid monster.
and a plate of
chopped liver.
Sorry, dude.
It's a bit slow, though. Maybe it's the lack of Liberal Mountaineers.
mmm...lamb shish kebab....
Dirk--hey, I was serving dinner!
Get off my lawn, young man!
Eatage!
Uh, oh.
MMOWs guy is gonna get eaten.
Uh oh, yeti ate the hot blonde chick.
WHy couldn't it eat one of the less hot chicks first?
Stupid monster.
And why couldn't it eat her on camera?
Stupid discreet yetis.
It's really cute when two people find true love.
NTodd, Humpizzle™
I think jack's the 'Greek passive.'
WHy couldn't it eat one of the less hot chicks first?
you always serve the good wine first.
Great music.
"There is something out there."
The eatage is disappointingly blood free.
Bah.
"There is something out there."
The accident sure hasn't dulled this guy's faculties, nosireebob.
Oh, I so love eatage!
he's talking to himself. that's a bad sign.
I guess he must have cable broadband, then...
so what happened to this guy's redheaded goober friend?
Wow, he actually *typed* his pause.
4Legs--if I had less taste than I do, I'd get the video clip from my SIL of the flying placenta.
Now that was a bit gory, but delightfully so!
And why couldn't it eat her on camera?
Indeed.
Uh, oh.
It's IN THE HOUSE. Naw, just stupid nurse guy.
you always serve the good wine first.
Yup. That way you don't taste the bad wine.
Same logic behind our college policy of starting with a 6 of Sammy's, then moving on to the 40 ouncer Old Swills...
oh, never mind. there he is.
so what happened to this guy's redheaded goober friend?
watertiger |
he went for soy milk.
so what happened to this guy's redheaded goober friend?
He went to get soymilk. In Yucatan.
Jeez. Just looked at the searches that led to my blog, and found one that said:
How can it be determined that one has angel DNA
There are some very confused people in this world.
Hah it was just the nurse back from the bar... er I mean grocery store.
Olaf, sorry about your horse, Barbaro
Wow, he actually *typed* his pause.
"Perhaps he was dictating!"
"Jeez. Just looked at the searches that led to my blog, and found one that said:
How can it be determined that one has angel DNA
There are some very confused people in this world.
Phila"
Well, they ended up at your blog so...how can you tell?
maybe he's a yetithrope. we've never seen nursie and yeti in the same room.
Drink the booze, dude.
apparently, the yeti has horrible red eyes.
Lloyd Braun!
"I think we should tell those girls what we saw."
Is that shit Ouzo?
What's the movie?
"Preston, did you take your meds?"
"It really wasn't his fault that he got invited into a pit of very well-educated vipers,"
Oh you college educated kids are such pains.
otis and preston. wasn't that a disney flick?
Did he tell Man Nurse that those are drunken college babes he wants him to go over there and talk to?
Phila--'Abominable.'
What an apt title
Are we set for SciFi Sat. nite?
What's the movie?
Phila |
it's abominable.
that's what it's called, too.
If Man Nurse is not the yeti, he is most certainly in league with him.
Ripley==get some booze and join in.
The real wisdom of age is to nurture, not scorn, hearts and voices like Jean's.
cs, art is bread
Seriously, this young woman has more guts, intellect and common sense than 99% of congress.
This paragraph alone says it all:
It's been noted in several columns that anti-McCain sentiment coming from the left may actually help him to garner support from the conservatives by giving him the opportunity to paint us as extremist liberals, so we should all keep our mouths shut. I say we need some "extremist liberals" if we're ever going to get our democracy back. Others have said that he's a moderate at heart and that we should let him continue pandering to the religious right so he can get the vote. Once he gets into office he'll show his true colors and be the centrist he always was. I don't buy that. People who truly care about human beings don't vote for an unjust war, among other things, simply as a political maneuver. Enough said.
Bravo, Jean Rohe!
What's the movie?
Top Hat.
How can it be determined that one has angel DNA
What a piece of work is nudibranch! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel!
"I believe you are in league with the yeti."
nobody has modo's column?
i hate you new york times!
so kill me for being curious.
Did he tell Man Nurse that those are drunken college babes he wants him to go over there and talk to?
Apparently man nurse is a gay blade.
If Man Nurse is not the yeti, he is most certainly in league with him.
Eli | Homepage | 05.20.06 - 9:46 pm | #
preston: are you familiar with the yeti?
otis: why yes, yes i am.
Ripley==get some booze and join in.
Some days I wish I still had TV.
anybody wanna buy a fort?
I'll vote against McCain no matter what.
Ripley==get some booze and join in.
Done and doing, sexy grammy!
Yeah, I'm incorrigible and what not...
Others have said that he's a moderate at heart and that we should let him continue pandering to the religious right so he can get the vote. Once he gets into office he'll show his true colors and be the centrist he always was.
I had a number of Republicans tell me exactly that about Bush in 2000. I told them they were either full of it, or dupes.
preston: are you familiar with the yeti?
otis: why yes, yes i am.
"Yetis lead such *interesting* lives!"
Some days I wish I still had TV.
What happened to your TV? the ex take it?
Are you now, or have you ever been, a yeti?
y'know, Long John Silvers might want to reconsider naming their dish "crusty fish bites".
just sayin.
I'll vote against McCain no matter what.
Me too.
I don't trust a man with a skull that looks like that.
I just checked Jean Rohe's bio, and we were born in the same town.
Yay, Paterson, home of Allen Ginsberg & William Carlos Williams!
Are you now, or have you ever been, a yeti?
The Old Man From Scene 24 | 05.20.06 - 9:49 pm | #
not yet
i.
.
y'know, Long John Silvers might want to reconsider naming their dish "crusty fish bites".
Yeah, that was nasty.
Excellent! It's The Deer!
Evening all, recently returned from my first bicycle adventure in the big city.
Lets just say that this trip should only be considered by the experianced cyclist, if you are stoned and a wide eyed gawker. the first revelation of this fact occured as we turned onto Flatbush Ave heading toward the Brooklyn Bridge.
Entering Manhattan took Frankfort to Chamber and crossed over to the west side highway riding to 72nd to head across to central park, road the loop around the eastside exiting at 90th on the east side heading over to the FDR to somewhere in the mid fifties then over to 2nd Ave, where we enjoyed some light catching blocks at 30mph, and where I managed to piss of my first cabbie.
Now the Photos that i have seen of steve simels are a bit on the vague side, I thought I might have seen him coming out of a corner store on 2nd ave somewhere between the teens and 20's.
Anyhoo a fine ride, beautiful weather, and a possible simels sighting. Life is good.
.
y'know, Long John Silvers might want to reconsider naming their dish "crusty fish bites".
just sayin.
watertiger
I'll vote against McCain no matter what.
ÔżÔ™ | 05.20.06 - 9:48 pm | #
i guess i would too - but i'd sure rather vote FOR someone for a change.
Later, moonbats. I'm going out on a Saturday night, for once. Enjoy the scifi.
He has the map...
Well, then...
Lance Henriksen *and* Jeffrey Combs in the same scene - it doesn't get much better than this.
Lance!!
Hey Kent!
Was the potential Simels wearing a beret?
He has the map...
"He knows of a cave..."
"Guess you never heard of the Darwin awards."
So there was a rhinoceros at the petting zoo? Sure.
Welcome to NYC UNE.
great writing. phony darwin awards.
Roastin marshmallows, lookin for Sasquatch...
Does it get any better?
I know Jeffrey Combs from where, Eli?
So there was a rhinoceros at the petting zoo? Sure.
It was a republican petting zoo.
no, YOU shut up!
What happened to your TV? the ex take it?
Nah. I've got *a* TV, but I cancelled the DirecTV service. Wasn't really watching it. But sometimes I wish I still had SciFi.
I'm not entirely buying Lance Henriksen as a dumb redneck who likes killin' shit...
Boys, we're not alone...
Eeeek !!
yeti vision!!
So there was a rhinoceros at the petting zoo? Sure.
It was a republican petting zoo.
An EEEEEEVIL petting zoo?
Lmao
Another Darwin award... comin' up
UNE! You biked NYC and survived!
I know Jeffrey Combs from where, Eli?
Everywhere! Re-Animator, Dr. Mordid, The Frighteners...
Yup, a bright graduating college student knows b***shit when she hears it. So does everyone here. You're supposed to vote for a candidate based on some stealth agenda he's keeping hidden from his, you know, actual speeches and votes and alliances?
It's idiotic on its face and she shot McCain down good. I wonder how CNN treated her? Must not've been too bad because she doesn't mention it except in passing.
Jean D'Arc.
i think we are all waiting for the yeti to fall off a cliff so we can shout
"BUMBLES BOUNCE!"
Another Darwin award, coming up!
anybody wanna buy a fort?
I'll ask mah master, but ee's already got one, you see?
Oh, there really is a cave.
Real smart, go right in the cave. At night.
Real smart, go right in the cave. At night.
fourlegsgood
"hey, bubba - watch this!"
The Frighteners.
AHHH, that's it!
I'll ask mah master, but ee's already got one, you see?
I told him wee've already got one... ha ha ha ha ha
So who was the Coombs guy who had some quiz show and lots of mental problems and committed suicide. Must've been another Coombs? Well, I thought that was his name anyway.
I'll ask mah master, but ee's already got one, you see?
Fetchez la vache!
I know Jeffrey Combs from where, Eli?
Ah, or maybe...
Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy!
I'll ask mah master, but ee's already got one, you see?
NTodd, Humpizzle™
already got one?
already got one?
It's verrry niiiiice!
Hot college chick is still alive!!
Hot college chick is still alive!!
fourlegsgood
but not looking too good.
Your mother was a sasquatch, and your father smelled of elderberries!
Lance is not cool under pressure.
Yummy! Blood!
bread and circuses=popcorn and teevee.
Karin -
Yea Paterson NJ!!!
Quoi?
Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy!
Oh!! my favorite movie of last fall.
Most common last words for Darwin Award winners:
"Hold my beer and watch this!"
Okay, I'd better go. I don't watch sci-fi. 
Oh!! my favorite movie of last fall.
42' Mummy was on at 5:00.
oh, man, that was tasty kebab.
He was full of compassion.
seeing her injury he says, "that's gross!"
Yeti linebacker!
Yea Paterson NJ!!!
Jenny from the Blog
i was born in passaic. brush with greatness.
bread and circuses=popcorn and teevee.
I forgot that people aren't allowed to have any release at all.
Face it- AWOL's crewe at the RNC will not go with McCain. They booked that loser so every side would see things to hate in him.
Frontrunners never win the nod. Almost makes too much sense for Hillary to be doing so.
Sat 05.20 >>
Filling in for Art Bell, Ian Punnett welcomes Judge Andrew Napolitano, who'll talk about NSA wiretapping, and 'Historian of the Future' Charles Ostman, who'll be speaking about the intersection of the Singularity, engineered evolution and End Times.
Okay, I'd better go. I don't watch sci-fi.
Jenny from the Blog
aw, don't go. it's not all sci-fi. sometimes we quote python.
Yeti still entirely too discreet for my tastes.
oh, man, that was tasty kebab.
Why, thank you!
HOLA, Senoritas and all the rest of you Losers.
I believe the children are our future....
I've never met simels but I'm pretty sure he doesn't go that far downtown.
42' Mummy was on at 5:00.
Crap, I missed it.
Was at the bookstore.
I forgot that people aren't allowed to have any release at all.
NTodd, Humpizzle™
someone should have told me that before...
ah, i've said too much.
get the cow!
i was born in passaic. brush with greatness.
dirk gently,sociopathetic
Passaic works for me.
So there was a rhinoceros at the petting zoo? Sure.
Well, a fake rhino, a rhinoplasty thing.
Why, thank you!
FRESH! And nicely seasoned!
Are you guys really going to make me watch bad scifi?
I forgot that people aren't allowed to have any release at all.
NTodd, Humpizzle™
Am I being oversensitive or do you think I wouldn't die for your right to watch and enjoy sci-fi? I would, you know...
Well, a fake rhino, a rhinoplasty thing.
spinoza | 05.20.06 - 10:02 pm | #
well. one never nose.
Am I being oversensitive or do you think I wouldn't die for your right to watch and enjoy sci-fi? I would, you know...
I would rather give up sci-fi than Jenny, actually...
Am I being oversensitive or do you think I wouldn't die for your right to watch and enjoy sci-fi?
I dunno about that, but I would give him another quarter.
Are you guys really going to make me watch bad scifi?
smalfish, terrorist |
well, if was GOOD sci-fi you wouldn't need to be forced.
I would rather give up sci-fi than Jenny, actually...
Eli
Wow. That's huge!
/sending air kisses to Eli.
Ooh! Monsieur printed wallet sized photos!
I've got a pic of little Maddi in the lower right hand corner of my screen!
Wow. That's huge!
Well, I try not to brag...
reminder: AMY SEDARIS ON CSPAN2 @ 10pm
Well, I try not to brag...
Eli |
i thought you were giving up sci fi?
Why didn't he sign the message, "Love, the creepy binoculars guy across the road"?
Reading some of the hand-wringing downstairs about Barry Bonds, I found myself thinking:
If you had known Babe Ruth you probably wouldn't have liked him, either.
So get over it. It's a fucking game. Let 'em take all the steriods they want until they look like kid's toys. Let 'em be the shitheads they aspire to be. Don't like it? Don't go to the games, don't watch 'em on TV.
Simple as that.
WTF is Gary's problem with popcorn and TV?
CORRECTION***CORRECTION***CORRECTION***
to any and all who may have been here last night:
I confessed my experience with HIV, and a kind soul averred I must have had a false positive result on the Western Blot, which is not unheard of. But it cannot be so. If it were, I would never have tested positive for antibodies to HIV, which I did in both 1991 and 1998. Not that that makes my survival any less remarkable -- just that a comforting thought is also a specious one. I felt I had to clear this up for karma's sake if for no other reason. Peace out. Love ya, bats.
Am I being oversensitive or do you think I wouldn't die for your right to watch and enjoy sci-fi? I would, you know...
I like that you're oversensitive. My comment was direct at gary the gunky. You I trust to protect my right to watch scifi, and I'd give it up in a heartbeat if you wanted to go do somethin' else...
Well, I try not to brag...
Eli
JftB: Always the straight man, never the bride.
Okay, I'm leaving anyway. Enjoy!
Four legs good - what did you buy at the bookstore? Anybody want to share their most recent reading purchases?
Today I bought The New Yorker and "Waiting for Snow in Havana."
Hey Eli, boobage!
I love NTodd with the passion of a thousand suns and moons!
'nighters............
WTF is Gary's problem with popcorn and TV?
He once got a kernel stuck in his back teeth which drove him CRAZY! And a TV fell from a tall building, killing his dad.
If you had known Babe Ruth you probably wouldn't have liked him, either
i didn't know him, but i've read a lot about him and he was a real hero to a lot of people.
sport stuff aside, bonds is a jerk. babe was something different.
CORRECTION***CORRECTION***CORRECTION***
I'm convinced you were able to fight it off because one of your ancestors survived bubonic plague.
Hey Eli, boobage!
What? Where? I was, um, distracted by Jenny...
I will be happy when no more liberals shout their destructive nonsense in any place, public or private, or through any medium. I want them to shut up or face teh consequences of their hateful, unpatriotic speech.
.
David Patterson
Don't be sitting around with your thumb up your ass waiting for that to happy, dickweed.
You'll end up feeling terribly uncomfortable.
may you stay healthy, plantsman.
Sorry.
to HAPPEN
Four legs good - what did you buy at the bookstore? Anybody want to share their most recent reading purchases?
I bought Krakauer's book on mormons and National Geographic Travelor.
funny, when mwow is alone he talks to himself out loud. when he is trying to get the attention of the girls next door, he just moves his lips.
I like the Big Kitty.
You know what's really weird? I just had to google Barry Bonds. He's some sort of controversial sports figure I see. OY. Better check into Prior A's place, stat.
now I'm really really leaving.
If you had known Babe Ruth you probably wouldn't have liked him, either.
Damn straight. He was a mean sumbitch, a big drinker, etc. Who cares? He swatted the ball better than anybody else for generations, and was a damn fine hurler, too.
Mickey Mantel was an ass, a womanizer and a drunkard. Pete Rose was a gambler. Clinton got a blow job.
Whatev.
"No, this is not Bigfoot. This is bigger than Bigfoot."
I'm unclear on the difference between sasquatch and yeti...
I confessed my experience with HIV, and a kind soul averred I must have had a false positive result on the Western Blot, which is not unheard of.
I forget where I read or heard that AIDS has quite a bit in common with the Black Plauge that killed so many in Europe. THe ones who survived it had been born with an antibody. A special gene that was in their DNA. ANd he case was being made that the same thing may be possible with the AIDS virus.
sorry, that's "mmow"
Is that Yeti-vision?
fourlegsgood, you make feel happy to be human.
Get thee to a nunnery, Jenny
I love NTodd with the passion of a thousand suns and moons!
[passes out]
No! You fools! Don't you know that yetis are enraged by rap music?
I will be happy when no more liberals shout their destructive nonsense in any place, public or private, or through any medium.
Ah, David Patterson. Missed again.
You know what they say, If at first you don't succeed, please take up sky diving. Do it tomorrow, Dave.
Get thee to a nunnery, Jenny
The contemporary meaning, or the Shakespearean?
Hi folk, I just mowed another acre, the hard part with rocks and brush. Does anyone want to hug a sweaty filthy guy?
Eli, you did catch the young lady taking her clothes off, did you not?
smalfish, who knows? but i'm still here -- and that's all that matters. GWPDA has taught me that if nothing else.
Mayor Nagin is winning the vote in New Orleans so far...
No! You fools! Don't you know that yetis are enraged by rap music?
I thought rap music soothed the savage breast?
The Monty Python hedgehog is coming up on my local PBS channel.
Eli, you did catch the young lady taking her clothes off, did you not?
Well, yeah. I have, like, radar for that.
Doug, don't.
FLG - I've avoided Krakeur's book on mormons bec I've been afraid it would just piss me off about how they treat their women. I'd be iterested to hear what you think about it after you finish it.
Otis is going to die... I can sense it...
yikes!
Ooo, that was kinda cool...
Eli, if you blinked, you missed boobs. And eatage.
Mayor Nagin is winning the vote in New Orleans so far...
WHAT ABOUT THE MAGICAL FLYING BUSES? WHY HAVEN'T THE LAZY, LOOTING BLACK VOTERS CONSIDERED THAT?!
Eli, you did catch the young lady taking her clothes off, did you not?
Well, why not ask him if he plans on waking up in the morning.
The Monty Python hedgehog is coming up on my local PBS channel.
spinoza
dinsdale? dins-DALE?
I'm pretty sure that decking the guy in the wheelchair is way up there on the list of Nursing Don'ts...
The contemporary meaning, or the Shakespearean?
Oh, contemporary. No insult intended, it just popped into my head when she mentioned checking into Prior A's place.
Doug = take a shower and shampoo then I'll give you directions to my house....
Good lord, is the cinematographer drunk???
And here is a picture of David Patterson.
Moe Szyslak |
Wotta dork!
he's getting a time out? is otis a nurse or a nanny?
Bush started out as a thief and his life of crime went downhill from there. Now he's a murderer.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
MASS murderer.
Good lord, is the cinematographer drunk???
Can you blame him?
Woohoo!!!
Stareage!
I'm pretty sure that decking the guy in the wheelchair is way up there on the list of Nursing Don'ts...
You go to the home with the nurses you have, not the nurses you would like to have.
Ahh, the inevitable way to avoid death is to pass out at the exact opportune moment.
i wonder if the window frame would have broken in lieu of the firl being folded in half backwards.
maybe they can try it on myth busters.
Ahh, the inevitable way to avoid death is to pass out at the exact opportune moment.
It is a well-known scientific fact that yetis will not eat an unconscious person.
Frontrunners never win the nod. Almost makes too much sense for Hillary to be doing so.
Mr.Murder
what do you mean?
Doug = take a shower and shampoo then I'll give you directions to my house....
Texn Embsd by Bush
but don't stand too close to the window. yetis might be waiting.
I'm convinced you were able to fight it off because one of your ancestors survived bubonic plague.
Many of us white people are only here because one of our ancestors survived bubonic plague.
maybe they can try it on myth busters
Is it just me, or do "myth busters" not prove or disprove much?
thank you Karin. The pariah role is difficult to sustain for decades.
Completely OT:
Isn't it common courtesy/knowledge to not wear high heels or tap shoes in a hard-wood floored apt complex?
I understand going in and out w/the shoes...but why would someone even want to wear said shoes for over a 1/2 hour going in and out and around about their own place?
It's sounds like thunder from above for me and then the occasional dog toy is tossed and it sounds like a bowling alley.
Arghhuck!!
but don't stand too close to the window. yetis might be waiting
MMMM hairy!
Is it just me, or do "myth busters" not prove or disprove much?
Doug, | 05.20.06 - 10:17 pm | #
the skinny one looks EXACTLY like my son-in-law.
I'm missing sci-fi... NYM wanted to watch Bridget Jones.
CSpan2 - Amy Sedaris not on yet, Maria Arana, author of Cellophane just spoke and is introducing Barak Obama. I'd really rather hear Amy than Barak on a Saturday night.
Ahh, the inevitable way to avoid death is to pass out at the exact opportune moment.
It is a well-known scientific fact that yetis will not eat an unconscious person.
However, passing out does guarantee that a hot chick will have her way with you. One of those quirks of biology that proves Intelligent Design.
i didn't know him, but i've read a lot about him and he was a real hero to a lot of people.
I understand that and I don't wish to equate Ruth and Bonds in terms of personal unattractiveness... Bonds is an asshole of Terrell Owens-like proportions, and that's saying a lot.
But Ruth's was an era that loved heroes and was willing to overlook (and forgive not being told about) the personal shortcomings of its greatest acheivers. We love to tear ours down (some are easier than others).
Ruth was a man of oversized appetites (of all kinds) who would have provided an inviting target to the media of our own age.
Barry Bonds, as little as I'd like to 'hang' with the guy, can hit some baseball, no matter how 'juiced' his muscles might be from steroids... he comes by that honestly... his dad, Bobby, could hit too.
That said, he ain't catchin' Henry Aaron.
Is it just me, or do "myth busters" not prove or disprove much?
So what? The hot chick is the only reason I watched...
However, passing out does guarantee that a hot chick will have her way with you. One of those quirks of biology that proves Intelligent Design.
NTodd, Humpizzle™
which is why opossums often survive, but rarely get laid.
So who was the Coombs guy who had some quiz show and lots of mental problems and committed suicide. Must've been another Coombs? Well, I thought that was his name anyway.
Jenny from the Blog •
Ray Combs.
Mormon.
Family Feud
Mayor Nagin is winning the vote in New Orleans so far
i just want to know how many liters of water he brought to the dome or convention center.
fourlegsgood, you make feel happy to be human.
Ummm, is that a good thing?
I'm glad you're alive and with us, whatever the reason.
Mickey Mantel was an ass, a womanizer and a drunkard. Pete Rose was a gambler. Clinton got a blow job.
And that Ty Cobb. What a kidder!
sport stuff aside, bonds is a jerk. babe was something different.
Different era.
Sallyh, eatage is back! i know for certain Madison is never going to go hungry or have lousy food. You can't know how relieved i am.
Rofl Don't mess with the bull
Anyone?
Okay, where do I know the sheriff from?
don't want to interrupt what liveblogs like a great Yeti movie, but BookTeeVee has a panel with Barack Obama, John Updike and.....Amy Sedaris.
I was a boozer, a user and a loser-
I did time
stole the teevee
did some more time....
Damn, I'm proud of those kids!
Rofl Don't mess with the bull
Anyone?
You'll get the horns?
"I'd say that Mr. Rogers has lost his neighborhood."
And that Ty Cobb. What a kidder!
The Tommy Lee Jones biopic was biased.
Ruth was a man of oversized appetites (of all kinds) who would have provided an inviting target to the media of our own age.
see, i think ruth was just a big kid with WAY too much access to WAY too much stuff. the closest thing we have today in sports is probablt john daly.
i'll tell you one thing for sure: if some kid caught one of ruth's home run balls and hung out after the game, the babe would sign it.
Is it just me, or do "myth busters" not prove or disprove much?
Doug,
the only thing entertaining about it is the talking bigfoot who promotes the show.
Yum, Paul Newman's lemonade. I don't know what to think of his acting but this is good.
Okay, where do I know the sheriff from?
Van Wilder?
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday dear EvilWalterNeff
Happy birthday to me.
For I'm an evil bad fellow.
For I'm an evil bad fellow.
For I'm an evil bad fe-el-lowww . .
Which nobody can possible prove.
On another note: I shot the bear before it went over the mountain to see what he could see.
.
anybody know if this talk of Lieberman quitting the party soon is real, or Leopoldish?
Johnny Drama: said bot is clearly trying to drive you insane.
Good for her. There she was, overworked, tired, at two o'clock in the morning and no commencement speech.
Then she goes ahead and makes history. Why are we leaving work like this to late-night comedians and college students? Where's the fucking MSM?
Besides Mo Do, of course...
don't want to interrupt what liveblogs like a great Yeti movie, but BookTeeVee has a panel with Barack Obama, John Updike and.....Amy Sedaris.
it was on this afternoon, too. warning: andrew sullivan makes an appearance.
All right, chick flick over. Plot summary for sci-fi, stat!
Happy birthday to the Neff Bros.!
andrew sullivan makes an appearance.
The Yeti it is!! thanks for the heads up, Dirk.
andrew sullivan makes an appearance.
The Yeti it is!! thanks for the heads up, Dirk.
Don't like it? Don't go to the games, don't watch 'em on TV.
Simple as that.
SteveLG
No problem there.
I've always thought that watching baseball is about as exciting as watching paint dry.
But that's just me, I guess.
It's sounds like thunder from above for me and then the occasional dog toy is tossed and it sounds like a bowling alley.
True story. I once lived in a three story apartment bulding. We lived on the middle floor. There was woman that lived above us, and you could tell the moment she got home. From her very first step on the stairs untill she finally sat her plump ass down, it was Cachunk, cachunk, cachunk.
Then there was two asshole guys who lived downstairs that would play music at aiplane decibles. I would get so pissed at them, that I, one night, decided to lay my large speakers flat on the floor and turned up the music rather on the high side.
To show their appreciation, I found my tires slashed a few weeks later.
We never lived in another high rise apartment, and shortly after got our own house.
if some kid caught one of ruth's home run balls and hung out after the game, the babe would sign it.
dirk gently,sociopathetic
Let's all agree to tip our caps to Cal Ripken.
Baseball heroes don't get any more heroic than Cal.
EvenKeel! Typo! Fix it!
"possibly"
Abominable snowduffel attack!
All right, chick flick over. Plot summary for sci-fi, stat!
Thers |
mr meals on wheels saw a yeti while checking out the chicks next door thru his binoculars, but no one believes him.
Happy birthday to the Neff Bros.!
There really is a twin pair of them?
Which one is the murderer?
All right, chick flick over. Plot summary for sci-fi, stat!
Tits, death and louts.
SHould be to your liking.
Plot summary for sci-fi, stat!
Bigfoot - guy in wheelchair - scraming women
Enjoy!
Is that dude IMing with a yeti?
Besides Mo Do, of course...
jurassicpork
oh thank you, jp.
The Yeti it is!! thanks for the heads up, Dirk.
DemByDefault | 05.20.06 - 10:25 pm | #
oh, there's some good bits too. but after sully showed up i had to bleach my brain and forgot most of it.
except frank rich. he was good.
Oh, it's just Merlin Olsen!
Let's all agree to tip our caps to Cal Ripken.
Amen.
All right, chick flick over. Plot summary for sci-fi, stat!
Discreet yeti eats people.
And has frozen face.
I've always thought that watching baseball is about as exciting as watching paint dry.
But that's just me, I guess.
Terry C, Politikal Gir
Not just you, but it all depends on what you bring to the experience.
I'd fall asleep watching the greatest chess match in human history, but that's my shortcoming, not the game's.
Brian Blessed has really let himself go...
I suppose I would not be the first to make the Karen Hughes joke?
Have a great birthday WalterNeff.
Is that dude IMing with a yeti?
He's trying to IM the hot chicks next store.
Which one is the murderer?
We won't know until the end of the movie, and unfortunately that means several Atriots will die first.
Baseball heroes don't get any more heroic than Cal.
SteveLG | 05.20.06 - 10:25 pm | #
where have you gone, joe dimaggio, the nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
ooo ooo ooo.
This is really quite pathetic...
I've always thought that watching baseball is about as exciting as watching paint dry.
While I love beefy guys in flannel pajamas, about baseball I entirely agree.
It's in the house!
Brian Blessed has really let himself go...
Yeah, he was so svelte in Henry V and Flash Gordon...
Sweet!
Much less discreet.
yeti is raiding the fridge.
OOOOOHHH!.
eatage at last.
Why did the yei rub lasagna on that girl's neck?
WalterNeff, did you get my present? I left it for you a couple of threads down. I hope you saw the original 50s sci-fi movie. It might have been the only movie that scared me out of sleep.
Yeah, he was so svelte in Henry V and Flash Gordon...
Grooming.
why are the chicks next door wearing so many clothes? shouldn't it be a pj party?
where have you gone, joe dimaggio, the nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
I'll bet he's banging Monroe all night, then making coffee with his Mr Coffee in the AM...
Ya know, this is like a bad rip off of Rear WIndow.
When in doubt, rock the Jeep.
When attempting to sneak past a giant savage yeti, always be sure to scream to distract his attention.
where have you gone, joe dimaggio, the nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
ooo ooo ooo.
dirk gently,sociopathetic
Read Richard Ben Cramer's bio of Joltin' Joe and you'll sing a different tune.
I recommend reading it, by the way, as well as RBC's "What it Takes." The guy needs a Weed-Wacker™ for an editor, but he's a farkin' non-fiction genius.
Why did the yei rub lasagna on that girl's neck?
Thers
"mmmm. tastes like garfield."
3 stories is a highrise?
Did she just *mace* the yeti?
Oh ya!
Stompage!
oh, nasty!
kidney punch THROUGH the front!
You have got to be kidding me....
Pepper spray?!?
why are the chicks next door wearing so many clothes?
I'm often asking myself the exact same question.
Holy shit!
she maced it.
andrew sullivan makes an appearance
Appearance is all there is to Andrew Sullivan.
students at the new school agitated for kerrey to resign when he first came out in support for the war. here it is, 3 years later, kerrey's providing a forum for warmongers. we can't even get rid of a lousy school administrator.
"It's okay"? By what definition?
That's got to be the worst looking monster ever.
No wonder it's so discreet.
3 stories is a highrise?
In the eighties, in Dallas, yes.
Damn, I hate it when I feel compelled to do dishes.
The house feels filthy if they're not done. So I had to.
It's bad.
I'm open to reformation.
Read Richard Ben Cramer's bio of Joltin' Joe and you'll sing a different tune.
hey, man, i was just hummin' the tune. i'm not much of a baseball fan, actually, i just have this watercolor image of babe ruth in my head and i'd rather not have reality wipe it away.
"It's okay"? By what definition?
You're safe for two and two, baby!
Relax, have a drink, get naked and AAAARRRrgghghghghghghg !!
Check out "The Lost Blogs." Marilyn Monroe's imagined posts, Why do gay men love her?
we can't even get rid of a lousy school administrator.
Let's not extrapolate too much from something like that, 'kay?
When in doubt, rock the Jeep.
If the jeep's a rockin', the yeti's come knockin'.
Yeti attack -- a great way to get chicks to come over. Works every time! Man, in college I used the yet attack line like alla time, and I was gettin' more tail than Ryan Seacrest!
That's got to be the worst looking monster ever.
No wonder it's so discreet.
It really does just look like an angry bearded guy.
Or the "people person"/"Jump To Conclusions Mat" guy from Office Space.
Did she just *mace* the yeti?
Eli |
ahhh. i thought it was hairspray.
which might have made more sense.
Why do gay men love her?
Because Elton John told them to?
Why do gay men love her?
I love her for her support of Ella Fitzgerald. I sympathize with her because social stereotypes destroyed her.
I'm open to reformation.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
you should move in with the gentlies. either you'd be cured, or our dishes would get washed. it's a win either way.
I'm open to reformation.
Sallyh, I get my first Dishwashing machine monday.
it better fucking work.
It really does just look like an angry bearded guy.
Yeby.
Heh I love this Caveman ad...
"I don't have much of an appetite, thank you... [glare]"
Read Richard Ben Cramer's bio of Joltin' Joe and you'll sing a different tune.
Let's see - treated his first wife like shit.
Smacked Marilyn around.
And treated his only son like shit, too.
When Joe, Jr. died a few years ago, he was pretty much homeless.
Did'nt Maralyn Monroe blow John Kennedy in the white house?
After a senator from Massachusets, I believe, was damn near beaten to death by a southern senator with his cane, on the senate floor, John Brown, decided that all civility had been abandoned and went out with his sons and killed a few slave sympathizers in the Potowatamie creek massacre, at night, showing the south that those farleft freethinking antislavery wingnuts were capable of fighting back with more than words.
Yet John Brown is portrayed in history as embodying the fury of irrational zealotry. Of course, that was then, this is now. Where's the fury? Leave it to us to quibble.
Check out "The Lost Blogs." Marilyn Monroe's imagined posts, Why do gay men love her?
plantsman, lowercase |
i don't know, but the seven year itch was on again today and i had to watch it.
Why do gay men love her?
I love her for her support of Ella Fitzgerald. I sympathize with her because social stereotypes destroyed her.
olvlzl
My take on Marilyn was that she needed a friend.....as opposed to people who used her.
students at the new school agitated for kerrey to resign when he first came out in support for the war. here it is, 3 years later, kerrey's providing a forum for warmongers. we can't even get rid of a lousy school administrator.
jello
But Washington College, where my elder daughter is enrolling in September (and where all my earthly possessions are being transferred on the installment plan) just hired away Joshua Wolf Shenk, author of "Lincoln's Melancholy" (which is an amazing book).
I just mention that so I can say "neener neener."
Neener Neener.
Barack Obama on C-SPAN was as useless as I expected him to be... Go Amy.
My take on Marilyn was that she needed a friend.....as opposed to people who used her.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
Someone I knew said, "more love and fewer lovers".
Yet John Brown is portrayed in history as embodying the fury of irrational zealotry. Of course, that was then, this is now. Where's the fury? Leave it to us to quibble.
Yes, because god knows we can't disagree about methods and should just engage in unthinking violence. I'll meet ya at the Whitehouse: you bring the gasoline and the matches; I'll bring the camera. If I'm not there when you arrive, just go ahead and get started...
hey, mmow is a republican.
"it's alright. we'll get out of this"
the hell with everyone else.
Pay no attention to the dead man nurse behind the sofa...
Nevermind the Yeti, lemme tell you a little bit about Me....
I'm sorta ambivalent about Marilyn.
Pay no attention to the dead man nurse behind the sofa...
Is the wheelchair guys house immune from Yeti attack?
Someone I knew said, "more love and fewer lovers".
olvlzl
Yep, that's about right.
"I'm scared to death right now."
"Wow, I feel so much better! Thank you!"
Hey, can ya tell that Amy is David's sister?
Wow, she's cool.
Jeebus saved him to fight the Yeti!
Yay!
Why is he bugging her with his problems? "I just almost got eaten by a freaking yeti! And I'm supposed to feel sorry for YOU?"
i think i would have liked norma more than marylin.
TIme to arm themselves.
On MM: Our family had made our first, and only, trip to Disneyland the week she died. As we were leaving the LA area, the radio began talking bout her suicide. "The Misfits" had really affected me, and I cried like a fool, took imaginary walks with her, the whole nine yards -- years before Reg Dwight was a gleam in some AR man's eye.
Is the wheelchair guys house immune from Yeti attack?
As long as he doesn't start blasting rap music, I think they'll be okay.
Now, where did I put those Special Forces weapons?
The basement?
They should use stupid nurse guy as bait.
Bait: Tonites Tbone dinner.
Evening bats
FYI Here's what's happening in
New Orleans Mayor race:
With 55% reporting:
Mitch Landrieu...25,748...52%
Ray Nagin .......23,906...48%
Monster !!! err...
In our imaginary encounters, we were only friends.
big surprise.
Tell the cops they have to get out here right away, but be sure not to tell them why.
Did she start typing before the screen even came on?
Now, David Sedaris is someone I had enough of the second time I heard the elf story.
I don't mind anyone else liking him as long as he doesn't rub off on me.
fifteen men on dead man's nurse, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
I think he cut the power!
Is the wheelchair guys house immune from Yeti attack?
smalfish, terrorist | 05.20.06 - 10:40 pm | #
maybe he has this stuff spread around the house.
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought I'd be writing to...
what happened to the power???
I don't mind anyone else liking him as long as he doesn't rub off on me.
Frottage!
Mitch Landrieu...25,748...52%
Ray Nagin .......23,906...48%
Mission accomplished.
I hate george fuckng bush.
Doomsday Weapon + Shatner = ECSTASY!
It's just that I never really think about Marilyn at all.
scout prime I'm still reading, just can't post to First Draft and I can't figure out why. I respect your work.
olvlz.....thank you. Have you tried posting anonymously? Then just put your name in post at end. I know many do that
They should use stupid nurse guy as bait.
fourlegsgood
Hey! (reads above posts, feels idiotic)
Frottage!
spinoza
Safe sex. The last taboo. If you think I'm kidding. I'm not.
Hey! (reads above posts, feels idiotic)
Ever punch a patient in a wheelchair?
Safe sex is taboo?
Damn, I don't think I'm gonna be able to stay up late enough for Webs.
if anyone gets bored show Murtha some
support, his website is full of wingnut
B.S.
http://www.congress.org/congress...org/bio/?
id=511
What happened to her facial abrasions?
"Candygram."
we sure have a lot of frogs this year. my daughter (1
is afraid of them (odd for this family) and if we are in bed when she comes home at night and there is a frog on the sliding glass door (as there sometimes is) she calls us from her car in the driveway and says she can't get in the house.
"why?" i asked the first time she did this, "is the door locked?"
"no! FROGS!!!"
Have you tried posting anonymously? Then just put your name in post at end. I know many do that
scout prime
I'll try it as soon as possible. Thanks for the tip.
Now, I've got to get up early so Good night, everyone.
Ever punch a patient in a wheelchair?
Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
damn, i missed amy sedaris. just turned back to cspan 2 to catch the end of her talk. now john updike is up.
"Candygram."
I know it's just that Land Eli...
(1 = ( 18 )
Shit.
A friend of mine since, like, 1957 just lost the Democratic nomination for the Arlington County School Board by 69 fucking votes.
They were paper ballots, so I can't blame Diebold.
Ever punch a patient in a wheelchair?
Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
Ever been in a mens lockerroom?
nite olvlzl
we sure have a lot of frogs this year. my daughter (1 is afraid of them (odd for this family) and if we are in bed when she comes home at night and there is a frog on the sliding glass door (as there sometimes is) she calls us from her car in the driveway and says she can't get in the house.
"why?" i asked the first time she did this, "is the door locked?"
"no! FROGS!!!"
Have you shown her this?
now john updike is up.
He's not a RealWriter™.
damn, i missed amy sedaris.
You'll have to ask someone else about her feminine hygeine tips, then.
HEEEEEEERE'S YETI!
Ever been in a mens lockerroom?
Ever been in a Turkish prison?
I am Yeti, hear me roar !
Have you shown her this?
Eli | Homepage | 05.20.06 - 10:50 pm | #
she would freak. yet she loves movies like "the ring".
go figure.
Pretty smart yeti.
Did she just say "booger"?
didn't see that coming a mile away.
In retrospect, the harness was maybe not such a great idea.
Man nurse to the rescue, maybe?
EATAGE!!!
it's just like that scene from aliens.
except this sucks.
redhead dead.
Yes! I called it!
Excellent!
Head eatage!!!
excellent!
Note to self: Do not call yeti "assmonkey".
No, you drive !
it's just like that scene from aliens.
except this sucks.
DOOD! THis movie RAWKS!
This is so dramatic. Will the car start in time?
it's mongo!
Have you shown her this?
Holy crap- I saw that in the theatre.
Note to self: Never give a yeti head.
well, pat schroeder got a kick out of Amy Sedaris's tips on vaginal cleansing, but the young man at her table was NOT amused...
well, hanging out with wheelchair guy is the kiss of death.
Chicks can not drive they cars, that's what it is...
Well, that certainly went well.
MMOW is just full of excellent ideas tonight.
Flyage!
Ah, the inability to turn a key in the ignition, a mandatory part of every rotten horror movie.
This guy'splan was not so clever, in retrospect. What was the bait for, again...?
DOOD! THis movie RAWKS!
smalfish, terrorist
survival of the least fit.
It's not a good idea to throw your driver through the windshield.
I've got a headache - THIS big!!
yeti no like honking horns. especially with an axe in its back.
Car horns are like kryptonite to yetis!
so the axe doesn't bother it too much, but a car horn....
aha!
yetis are driven mad by car horns. Who knew?
Mission accomplished.
I hate george fuckng bush.
smalfish
smalfish, i heard nagin was campaigning by going to business people claiming landrieu was too liberal and would be a tax and spender. if that's true, nagin was running to the right of landrieu. and i find that unbelievably cynical. nagin could have done more to help people stuck at the dome and convention center, yet here he is going around saying landrieu will raise taxes too high in order to provide for social services, in essence that landrieu will be too ambitious. the irony of that is breathtaking.
hah! i KNEW someone would get pinned to a treee!
Okay, now he's mad.
This seems promising.
Yeti does knda look like Merlin Olsen, does'nt he.
I've got it!
JACK ELAM!!!
It looks like yeti is weating a toupee.
Damn.....
Ray Nagin .......37,221...51%
Mitch Landrieu ..35,675...49%
i can WALK!
nagin was running to the right of landrieu
Nagin is a reverse Bloomberg, jumped from Rethug to Dem to further his own ambition. I don't think that necessarily makes him bad, much less Landrieu good. BTW: Is this Landrieu the Republicrat senator's brother-in-law, or somethign?
nagin was running to the right of landrieu
Nagin is a reverse Bloomberg, jumped from Rethug to Dem to further his own ambition. I don't think that necessarily makes him bad, much less Landrieu good. BTW: Is this Landrieu the Republicrat senator's brother-in-law, or somethign?
Preston, don't ever touch me again.
i can WALK!
watertiger |
mein fuhrer!
[cue 'we'll meet again']
Not even a Yeti can withstand the awesome power of the Wagon Queen Family Truckster !!
The hardest part about eating a vegetable is getting her out of the wheelchair.
if that's true, nagin was running to the right of landrieu.
Great. A lose, lose for the people of NOLA>
Car horns are like kryptonite to yetis!
"He hates these cans! Get away from the cans!"
'You folks alright?"
Do they LOOK alright?
"I got your email."
Dude missed all the excitement.
They should have pulled the mask off off the yeti, to see it was Mr Davis the amusement park owner all the time!
Car horns are like kryptonite to yetis!
reminds one of
The Attack Of The
The Eye Creatures
Damn.....
Ray Nagin .......37,221...51%
Mitch Landrieu ..35,675...49%
scout prime
That's bass-ackwards, I think.
"Preston... for what it's worth...
I *still* think you're a creepy peeping tom."
Landrieu is mary's brother and son of Moon
THE YETI IS DRIVING THE AMBULANCE!!!
The hardest part about eating a vegetable is getting her out of the wheelchair.
Oh, Bill Frist is here to tell us about his fling with Terri Schiavo...
They should have pulled the mask off off the yeti, to see it was Mr Davis the amusement park owner all the time!
Thers
and he would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling kids!
Preston?
Yeah?
Thanks for reminding me to buckle up, asshole !!
Mr Davis the amusement park owner all the time!
Scooby Doobie Doo!
THE YETI IS DRIVING THE AMBULANCE!!!
"Send... more... paramedics..."
THE YETI IS DRIVING THE AMBULANCE!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Where'd all the snow come from?
They should have pulled the mask off off the yeti, to see it was Mr Davis the amusement park owner all the time!
Would've worked if it weren't for you meddling Micks.
Still time for stupid people to die...
huh - nothing here. let's go get a beer, call it a night.
Well, I guess the axe and the squashage wasn't enough.
Maybe some more car horn would finish it off.
"Send... more... paramedics..."
Greatest. Line. In. Horror. Comedy. Ever.
Only women is a-scairt of yetis. Candyasses!
Told ya.
Oh, SNAP!
Aaaiiieeeee !!!
Sequel !!!!!
Uhhh oh.
It got away.
Oh, no!!
sequel!!
Ooooh, a lotta yeti.
Booo. Booooooo.
Oh right. The Yeti was just trying to feed his family. You libs are trying to kill the yeti poulation by not allowing it to eat it's fill.
All those red-eyed Jack Elams!
well now i know how to clean a clitoris!
Greatest. Line. In. Horror. Comedy. Ever.
Even better than "Mr. Stinky bit me! Bad Mr. Stinky!"? Or "Together we can stop graveyard babies"?
Well, I guess I can go finish my most excellent steak now.
A flock of yeti?
A pod of yeti?
A pack of yeti?
A swarm of yeti?
A school of yeti?
Okay, I'm wrong:
MAYOR OF NEW ORLEANS 307 of 443 precincts reporting
Candidate Number of votes Percentage of votes
Mitch Landrieu (D) 41,766 49%
Ray Nagin (D) 44,066 51%
Nagin now ahead by 2236 votes
How bad is this next movie?
And I switch over to MadTV, for "Sci-Fi Saturday Morning - because you're never too young to be a dork!"
Even better than "Mr. Stinky bit me! Bad Mr. Stinky!"? Or "Together we can stop graveyard babies"?
Yes, taken in context. Fucking brill.
Sasquatch II: Karen Hughes unshaved.
An abomination of yeti.
great. i can't go in the ocean (jaws), take a shower (psycho), get handcuffed to plumbing (saw/mad max) and now i can't go camping in the woods.
Oooohhh, conspiracy... I'm intrigued...
I have no idea what all of you are talking about. Time for drinks. Buh-bye.
Chance of having rain: 100%
Chance of getting blown: 101%
A hunt of yeti.
A school of yeti?
Thers |
they are like crows.
a murder of yeti.
Even better than "Mr. Stinky bit me! Bad Mr. Stinky!"? Or "Together we can stop graveyard babies"?
I dunno, the graveyard babies was great.
I also liked, "When you're a father, you have to worry about every weiner in the hot dog cart." From Mammoth. A most excellent flic.
Frontrunners never win the nod. Almost makes too much sense for Hillary to be doing so.
Mr.Murder
what do you mean?
jello |
Hillary's hubby was not the frontrunner until Super Tesday.
Gephart was the supposed pack lead last go around.
They use frontrunners to frame the race, but then bring others in with less established voting records.
As for Hillary, she has voted with Bush more than any Dem. She was doing so with the race in mind, she has a record to run from as a Senator. War vote included.
Chance of getting blown: 101%
Chance of hating WalterNeff for his perfect life: 102%.
have a b'day drink on me, mr neff.
Land of the lost with giant tortises!
great. i can't go in the ocean (jaws), take a shower (psycho), get handcuffed to plumbing (saw/mad max) and now i can't go camping in the woods.
dirk gently,sociopathetic
Or even jog by water or get eaten by alligators. That'll be the next Sci-fi Saturday movie. They're probably shooting right now...
Okay, this film looks to be a ripoff of both Aliens AND Predator.
Land of the lost with giant tortises!
Sid & Marty Krofft present: The Land Before Jesus!
Or even jog by water or get eaten by alligators. That'll be the next Sci-fi Saturday movie. They're probably shooting right now...
ÔżÔ™ | 05.20.06 - 11:09 pm | #
lake placid. i almost mentioned that.
Shouldn't HQ be Alpha 1, not Alpha niner?
I say we need some "extremist liberals" if we're ever going to get our democracy back. Others have said that he's a moderate at heart and that we should let him continue pandering to the religious right so he can get the vote. Once he gets into office he'll show his true colors and be the centrist he always was. I don't buy that. People who truly care about human beings don't vote for an unjust war, among other things, simply as a political maneuver.
Wow.
WWL is calling Nagin the winner.
MAYOR OF NEW ORLEANS 339 of 442 precincts reporting
Candidate Number of votes Percentage of votes
Mitch Landrieu (D) 43,313 48%
Ray Nagin (D) 47,856 52%
battery dying. last thought:
Jean Rohe! HERO!
great. i can't go in the ocean (jaws), take a shower (psycho), get handcuffed to plumbing (saw/mad max) and now i can't go camping in the woods.
But if I've learned anything from Skinemax After Dark, if you're at the gym past closing time, you'll get some hot chick to fuck you on a treadmill.
Yowsa. Mebbe I can kill this thread.
.
Reading youse guys liveblogging bad movies is frickin' funny. thanks.
Shouldn't HQ be Alpha 1, not Alpha niner?
That's code to throw alpha Qaeder off the trail...
Oh, this is so fucked up:
30 Days' Notice at the FEMA Trailer
Eviction letters go out to about 3,000 Katrina victims, who are told they're ineligible.
Julia East of Long Beach, Miss., returned to her own mobile home six days after Katrina to find it had been knocked off its foundation and flooded.
FEMA gave East, her husband and two sons a trailer, and $1,800 to fix up their mobile home. That was enough to clear away three large trees that fell on the home and to set it back on its blocks.
But East said water still pours down the inside of the walls when it rains. The family has been crammed into the 8-by-30-foot FEMA trailer, which they set up a few yards away.
Last month, East said, she received a phone call from FEMA asking if she was ready to give up the trailer. She panicked, and thought about the month the family spent living in tents on their property immediately after the storm.
East, 33, was able to find a lawyer who helped her file an appeal at no charge. She is frightened of what will happen if the appeal falls through. Her husband has a good job in a computer plant, but the family is still paying off debt from her cancer treatments.
"We can't finance a piece of bubblegum," she said.
If FEMA takes away her trailer, she said, she will unfold her tents once again.
Mitch Landrieu (D) 43,313 48%
Ray Nagin (D) 47,856 52%
NOLA is down to 100,000 voters now?
I've enjoyed the sci-fi movie vicariously through your comments. Thanks for the fun.
Jean Rohe! HERO!
ROHE is an anagram for HERO.
I sure do miss ol' threadbot.
If the United States has such great 'productivity',
why are its trade deficits so large and growing?
if you're at the gym past closing time, you'll get some hot chick to fuck you on a treadmill.
No shit?
And here I thought, cutting and pasting my abs was the way to go.
smallfish...and a chunk of that 100000 is displaced voters.
25000 was absentee/early voting.
Not sure how much of that is displaced though
Guy-cruising at the gym is also very popular.
Sure, I'll do it - but who will take of my snakes???
And why is it that movie helicopters never have door handles on the inside?
NOLA is down to 100,000 voters now?
Not complete results.
Lotta lotta lotta absentee votes, I expect
A school of yeti?
A yard of yeti.
If the United States has such great 'productivity',
why are its trade deficits so large and growing?
we want more shit other people produce than they want Hummers and Boeing jets and cheesy Mr.Coffee basket-filter style coffee makers?
Hey, is everybody staying up to watch Doro Bush on C-SPAN?
Anybody?
And why is it that movie helicopters never have door handles on the inside?
It's a cost issue, plus a weight consideration.
An avalanche of yeti
Lotta lotta lotta absentee votes, I expect
SteveLG |
They've been counted and are in those numbers
MAYOR OF NEW ORLEANS 370 of 442 precincts reporting
Candidate Number of votes Percentage of votes
Mitch Landrieu (D) 46,625 47%
Ray Nagin (D) 51,885 53%
Mr.Coffee basket-filter style coffee makers?
Those are made somewhere else, not in the US.
A yak of Yeti.
They've been counted and are in those numbers
scout prime
Didn't know that.
Thanks.
Jean Rohe is SO gonna get villified by winger fembots and SO gonna get great job offers!
Even if all 100k voters are present, that is a serios decline in population. THere used to be what, 400k?
Jean Rohe is SO gonna get villified by winger fembots and SO gonna get great job offers!
plantsman, lowercase
I eagerly await a great deal of tut-tutting about insolent children and bad liberal manners on the Gasbag Gatherings tomorrow.
Those are made somewhere else, not in the US.
Maquiladoras in Meh-hee-co?
Jean Rohe is SO gonna get villified by winger fembots and SO gonna get great job offers!
Jean Rohe is obviously mentally ill and trying to sell her new book.
also Laura Flanders has Jean Rohe on her AirAmerica show tomorrow.
But if I've learned anything from Skinemax After Dark, if you're at the gym past closing time, you'll get some hot chick to fuck you on a treadmill.
it can take forever to catch her, tho.
There used to be what, 400k?
smalfish, terrorist
About 450,000
Now estimates put it at about 160,000-200,000
Maquiladoras in Meh-hee-co?
Not sure. It's one of the brands that when you flip them or their box upside down to see the country of origin, it's always a different place. I guess where the labor is cheapest.
Hey, is everybody staying up to watch Doro Bush on C-SPAN?
Why? the Bush family has the collective charisma of a pineal cyst.
bonsoir
15 seconds of kitten cuteness
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9J1iV...&page=3&t=t&
f=b
Crap, fell asleep.
Till the daughter called--she's having the typical new mom experience.
it can take forever to catch her, tho.
Jane, stop this crazy thing!
Landrieu is conceding now
too bad
1011 um
But if I've learned anything from Skinemax After Dark, if you're at the gym past closing time, you'll get some hot chick to fuck you on a treadmill.
it can take forever to catch her, tho.
But if you hit the panic button, you'll come together.
THE YETI IS DRIVING THE AMBULANCE!!!
Have no fear, John Edwards is in pursuit...
Jean Rohe is SO gonna get villified by winger fembots and SO gonna get great job offers!
plantsman, lowercase
I eagerly await a great deal of tut-tutting about insolent children and bad liberal manners on the Gasbag Gatherings tomorrow.
DemByDefault
We know how wingers HATE uppity wimmen!
Mr. Hostess--my theory is that threadbot is living it up at the House of a Thousand Tequilas in Cancun.
any links to Rohe speech video?
Now estimates put it at about 160,000-200,000
Mostly rich, mostly white?
it can take forever to catch her, tho.
Jane, stop this crazy thing!
be on one of the machines with a programed exercise routine. That could leave you exhausted.
Why? the Bush family has the collective charisma of a pineal cyst.
plantsman, lowercase
Collective IQ is about that, too!
Or better, link to McCain speech video?
Mr. Hostess--my theory is that threadbot is living it up at the House of a Thousand Tequilas in Cancun.
And I wasn't invited?
Hmmff.
BTW, many congrats on the new grandbaby! She's beautiful.
Jeffraham needs a new laptop. I won't even mention the new Apple replacement for the I-book.
($1099.00). Dude-- he's gettin a Dell.
Or better, link to McCain speech video?
Karavel
No thanks!
If you've heard one McCain speech, you've heard them all.
Lights out:
MAYOR OF NEW ORLEANS 412 of 442 precincts reporting
Candidate Number of votes Percentage of votes
Mitch Landrieu (D) 49,884 47%
Ray Nagin (D) 56,068 53%
On a lighter note. My pool hit ideal swimming temeature today.86 degrees. Might be time to resume my pleasure of swimming by moonlight. Pantless, of course.
McCain explaining his surge to the right
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3cAHu...4&
search=mccain
Or better, link to McCain speech video?
I'd love to see it.
Just don't move next door to them:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20060...ack_republicans
yeah, but it'd be good to watch/hear the Maverick being heckled at MSG
If you've heard one McCain speech, you've heard the one he gives.
If you've heard one McCain speech, you've heard the one he gives.
plantsman, lowercase
Exactly.
Like Bush, it's the same shit over and over again!
Mostly rich, mostly white?
smalfish, terrorist
Hard to say. Haven't seen any stats on that.
So many areas are unlivable...both black and white areas
But when I was there it seeemed more white. People said that was the case.
i wanna see McCain heckled, and i admit it.
Lynn Swan is the second scariest Republican with that name...
Terry C--I have all intentions of making my granddaughter an uppity wimmin--not hard, considering her mama
Landrieu gave a really good concession speech...classy
"I feel sorry for people living in a dull world where they can't listen to the views of others,"
Coming out of a Repug, that's pretty funny.
Arrogant prick!
SNL opens with border guards....
Hard to say. Haven't seen any stats on that.
LIkely, we will not see any stats on that paticular peice of dirt.
Terry C--I have all intentions of making my granddaughter an uppity wimmin--not hard, considering her mama
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Well-behaved women never make history!
Oh, hell!
http://www.comcast.net/news/
stra...cvqh=itn_girl10
They're sure quick to go after Democrats, aren't they?
http://www.comcast.net/news/
inde...itn_congressman
Couple of interesting tidbits from MoDo
"Mr. McCain's panderthon grew even more absurd this week. He let the Wyly brothers — the Texas businessmen who financed a $2.5 million ad campaign in 2000 trashing his environmental record, a move that enraged Mr. McCain and spurred him to call the Wylys W.'s "sleazy Texas buddies" — hold a fund-raiser for him in Dallas."
Didn't the Wyly brothers also pay for the "John McCain voted against a cure for breast cancer" ad?
"But Bob Kerrey better summed up the feeling of many of us about the New McCain in the new issue of Men's Vogue. He mocked the senator's coziness with W., telling Ned Martel: "He kissed him! McCain let Bush's lips touch him. Yuck!""
From the rest of the reports on these two, Kerrey may have caught the Bush cooties from McCain this weekend.
...of all people to run , the Landrieu name would be the one to use for high road campaigning
either pick was essentially one for vested interests there, but with less of the ugly we'd normally expect with the aftermath.
It wasn't the usual slimeout of rep v. dem since both candidates work both sides...
...of all people to run , the Landrieu name would be the one to use for high road campaigning
either pick was essentially one for vested interests there, but with less of the ugly we'd normally expect with the aftermath.
It wasn't the usual slimeout of rep v. dem since both candidates work both sides...
"But he didn't even make eye contact when we shook hands, so I figured I didn't owe him anything."
Unlike Bush, who gave him a big wet kiss on the lips.
Hey everybody! Kevin Spacey's still alive!
Oh! Kevin Spacey just TAGGED Bush!!
since both candidates work both sides...
There was alot of crossover vote in terms of race, class and political party.
It was a wierd race.
So Landrieu conceded? Still on track for Governor, then.
More New School graduation fallout via steve gilliard,
here
Hey everybody! Kevin Spacey's still alive!
Eli
As long as he doesn't sing. remember that Letterman where he insisted on singing Mind Games and Blackbird? very average voice, at best. Weirdest thing on that show since Crispin Glover.
After "Beyond the Sea" that may not be such a good thing.
Oh Christ...Nagin is thanking Bush for delivering on his promises
Aaaack
As long as he doesn't sing.
Yes, well, about that...
Farrah Fawcett's prescription malfunction being in a class by itself.
Oh Christ...Nagin is thanking Bush for delivering on his promises
Aaaack
You gotta be kidding.
Too bad he didn't say it *before* the election...
That anonymous was me.
Hey everybody! Kevin Spacey's still alive!
Eli
As long as he doesn't sing.
Funny you should say that...
This opening monologue routine is a brilliant idea, terribly executed.
Too bad he didn't say it *before* the election...
Eli
No kidding. Or if he thanked Michael Brown
Oh Christ...Nagin is thanking Bush for delivering on his promises
Maybe he's gonna jump the fence again and go after the other Landriue for the senate seat...?
Ah, Kevin Spacey is the new Luthor - *that's* why he's on SNL.
Maybe he's gonna jump the fence again and go after the other Landriue for the senate seat...?
Ahhhh, I get it. There's a new Superman movie with Kevin Spacey...
Well, of course he's singing! I guess...
Oh Christ...Nagin is thanking Bush for delivering on his promises
NOLA is so fucked.
WE are so fucked.
Do the Landrieu's have an uncle named "Mars, bitches"?
the new superman movie is a musical?
smalfish...it doesn't look good.
Crap, that was me again. haloscan hates me tonight.
How could a sketch titled "Two A-holes At A Crime Scene" *possibly* be bad?
Farrah Fawcett is the Greatest Generation's Britney Spears/Courtney Love bastard love child.
haloscan hates all of us.
Farrah Fawcett is the Greatest Generation's Britney Spears/Courtney Love bastard love child.
I used to stare at that nip on the poster for hours at a time.
what I don't get about SNL is that the weekend update is by far the funniest bit on it, and they seem to use it more and more as a showcase for still more half-baked comedy bits
haloscan hates all of us.
Hate it right back. Works for me.
I got better.
Farrah Fawcett is the Greatest Generation's Britney Spears/Courtney Love bastard love child.
I used to stare at that nip on the poster for hours at a time.
That was exactly what went through my mind on reading the post.
Nagin is taking over for Rove in the rebuilds when Rove's felony indictment comes down...
Nagin is taking over for Rove in the rebuilds when Rove's felony indictment comes down...
Mr.Murder
Dick Cheney for president...of the fuckin' universe.
what I don't get about SNL is that the weekend update is by far the funniest bit on it, and they seem to use it more and more as a showcase for still more half-baked comedy bits
The show needs to be a lot shorter. They don't have 90 minutes' worth of material, and I think a lot of the sketches are padded and overlong. Like the one we just saw...
Come back threadbot. We love you.
Back in the day Farrah had it going on... But lately it's been early-onset Alzheimers to a scary degree.
Farrah Fawcett is the Greatest Generation's Britney Spears/Courtney Love bastard love child.
I used to stare at that nip on the poster for hours at a time.
And I think of all the hours I spent, holding her poster up with one hand...
/Steve Martin
Kevin Spacey is the new Luthor
Dammit, I thought I had it sewn up...
90 minutes could work with more writers... there's a lot of material to use...
Kevin Spacey is the new Luthor
Dammit, I thought I had it sewn up...
Thers
can you sing?
Kevin Spacey is the new Luthor
Dammit, I thought I had it sewn up...
Thers
can you sing?
Well. So there *is* someone Darrell Hammond can't imitate worth a damn.
Kevin Spacey is the new Luthor
Dammit, I thought I had it sewn up...
Theres always the Ned Beatty part available.
Theres always the Ned Beatty part available.
He *does* have a real purty mouth...
Is Jack Black that funny?
Dammit, I thought I had it sewn up...
You could take the Ned Beatty character from the first WB movie...
Kevin Spacey is the new Luthor
Dammit, I thought I had it sewn up...
Thers
can you sing?
Even better than William Shatner!
Weekend Update dates back to the beginning.
The "Jane, you ignorant slut" days! They probably think something newer is required, but there's just no substitute for good writing.
You could take the Ned Beatty character from the first WB movie...
Ha! This time, I got first, BITCH!
Theres always the Ned Beatty part available.
smalfish, terrorist
No Tastee Freeze for you. Two year!
Ok, let's cut the crap and just bring back Star Search, for fuck's sake...
Christ, did all the writers in Hollywood die en masse or something?!?
"Even better than William Shatner!
Thers"
Well that certainly raised the bar.
You could take the Ned Beatty character from the first WB movie...
Ha! This time, I got first, BITCH!
Beatty fight!
Why is it that SNL always latches on to the *least* funny characters to bring back over and over and over and over and over again?
Christ, did all the writers in Hollywood die en masse or something?!?
Is that a straight line?
It's Pat!
Beatty fight!
SOOOOOOOEY!
Why is it that SNL always latches on to the *least* funny characters to bring back over and over and over and over and over again?
Eli
no kidding. This skit right now is terrible
This is just awful.
Beatty fight!
Winner gets his two year suspension lifted.
no kidding. This skit right now is terrible
Carol is in, like, *every* episode, and I have no idea why.
I think maybe it's because the bad recurring characters who are *all schtick* are really easy to write.
no kidding. This skit right now is terrible
Wanna flirt while we wait for the next bit?
Christ, did all the writers in Hollywood die en masse or something?!?
Exsqueeze me, sophisticates-- New Yawk.
And don't even get me started on Debbie Downer...
Here we go....
Frankly, I'd expect Horatio Sanz to be a little funnier than that.
TeeVee Funhouse!! Bahsing Bush, no less...
Weekend Update dates back to the beginning.
The "Jane, you ignorant slut" days! They probably think something newer is required, but there's just no substitute for good writing.
plantsman, lowercase
Yup. Colin Quinn. and did Rachel Dratch run over Lorne Michaels' dog? she gets to the fewest and most boring parts.
if only bebe rebozo were here to lighten the mood with auxilliary nipple porn.
Oh my goodness.
Wanna flirt while we wait for the next bit?
Ripley
Is Thers still here?
And don't even get me started on Debbie Downer...
I've always been a fan of Ursula Upper.
Tom Shales has said that Horatio Sanz (sp?) is the only talented member of the cast, I think he might have made an exception for Maya Rudolph and Tina Fey...but I think Sanz is pretty much par for the course, and that ain't sayin' much.
Have to admit the fun house video was good.
Holy shit !!! Oh, man - god bless Robert Smigel !!
That didn't last nearly long enough.
That didn't last nearly long enough.
Tom Shales has said that Horatio Sanz (sp?) is the only talented member of the cast, I think he might have made an exception for Maya Rudolph and Tina Fey...but I think Sanz is pretty much par for the course, and that ain't sayin' much.
I think Horatio Sanz is naturally funny, but not actually *talented* beyond that.
If that makes any sense.
Good news! Bob has fronted me the money to open a bar in Georgetown. It will be called the Auxiliary Nipple. I plan to have a special drink called Strom From. made from the scrapings of cloaca of ducks in the tidal basin.
-Liddy Dole
"Do you like Radiohead?"
if only bebe rebozo were here to lighten the mood with auxilliary nipple porn.
I dunno, besting that troll NTodd, was pretty fun for me.
I'm sort of ashamed to admit that I just saw "United 93" with The Kenosha Kid (I'm ashamed of seeing the movie, not of seeing it with him). I also feel weird saying that I nearly had a heart attack watching it. My heart was pounding and pounding almost the entire time. A few times I found myself trying to catch my breath and I thought I would leave.
It didn't help that there was a hyperactive twelve-year-old to my left.
res ipsa loquitur....was it a good movie?
It didn't help that there was a hyperactive twelve-year-old to my left.
Did you give TKK a timeout?
I'm sort of ashamed to admit that I just saw "United 93"
I'm actually intrigued by that movie; I may go see it some lazy rainy day.
I just saw the DaVinci code.
Not awful, not great, all-in-all meh.
I'm sort of ashamed to admit that I just saw "United 93" with The Kenosha Kid
Whom does he play?
I just saw the DaVinci code.
i so wanna get totally loaded and go see that flick. that would kick ass.
I'm sort of ashamed to admit that I just saw "United 93" with The Kenosha Kid
Whom does he play?
Hatless Terrorist #1.
scout ...
As TKK pointed out, there was some wingnuttiness to it (e.g., virtually every female in the movie is an idiot, the only guy on the plane who wants to cooperate with the hijackers is European). It's a very tense movie, which is odd, considering that you know the end. TKK thinks it had to do with the grainy film, the hand-held camera and the music. It is all very tastefully done, if you ask me. Even the heroics of the passenger s are not over-done.
I think I would have to say that it's a pretty good movie. But I did not enjoy it. I really felt scared that I might pass out or keel over or something.
Sorry, I'm not making much sense.
Hot damn! Magic!
I'm pretty sure Nelly Furtado actually incorporated Steve Nash into her lyrics for "Mysterious Girl"...
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I just saw the DaVinci code.
i so wanna get totally loaded and go see that flick. that would kick ass.
Thers
It'll help.
I'd recommend sneaking a bottle in with you too.
scout ...
Something else. I think someone here saw it last week and said it is very anti-gov't. I would not say that, but I would say that if it is accurate, there was absolutely no coordination between the FAA and the military that day -- and that it was obvious that there was no plan in place for any sort of emergency in which they'd both be involved. No one seemed to no who was in charge. The military is trying to get shoot-down orders, but the planes they send to D.C., for example, are not armed.
I skipped SNL for our Blackadder II DVD. I do not regret this decison.
Sorry, I'm not making much sense.
On the contrary, you're coming through loud and clear.
I think I would have to say that it's a pretty good movie. But I did not enjoy it. I really felt scared that I might pass out or keel over or something.
what up? i'm not woody. i am olaf. i'm just using woody's machine.
I skipped SNL for our Blackadder II DVD. I do not regret this decison.
Good call.
"I shall return to vreak my rewenge!"
After that movie, we snuck into "Poseidon" just in time to see the ship turtle. I have to say I think it was done better in 1970-whatever. We split as soon as that was over. It looked reaaaaallly bad.
Sorry about your horse, Olaf.
I skipped SNL for our Blackadder II DVD. I do not regret this decison.
You did good.
Atta, did you say you didn't read DVC?
i'm not woody. i am olaf. i'm just using woody's machine.
Whoa. Postmodern.
I skipped SNL for our Blackadder II DVD. I do not regret this decison.
Thers
You have a WOMAN'S decision!
(actually it was a quite cunning choice)
(actually it was a quite cunning choice)
Shaped like a thingy. With lovely lovely udders.
I think it was done better in 1970-whatever.
My parents took our whole family to see tha movie when I was about ten years old.
Why, I do not know.
They also took us to see The Towering INfern, and 2001, A SPace Odessy.
newstime
Tina Fey is teh hot.
Amy whatshername? Not so much.
Dear SNL,
BE FUNNY!
Thank you.
I. Hate. American. Idol.
You have a WOMAN'S decision!
Hah! "Potato" is on now...
So what would you say this is?
What, you've forgotten?
I haven't forgotten. It's a rhetorical question!
No it's not. It's a potato.
What was the *point* of that???
OJ in Towering Inferno.
Late night owls.
OJ in Towering Inferno.
hype-casting.
they took a shot at frist
>i>Sorry, I'm not making much sense.
res ipsa loquitu
No you make sense. That was helpful. I'd like to see it.
And FAA and military didn't work together that day according to 9/11 Commission
an amazingly bad tattoo.
http://www.capohedz.com/typebrig...gggs-
704141.jpg
Wow, SNL isn't even going through the motion anymore. My "Nancy & Sluggo" take off starring Doughy Pantload & K-Lo was funnier (and it kind of sucked)
i'm not woody. i am olaf. i'm just using woody's machine.
Whoa. Postmodern.
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it's not really like that. i'm at woody's house. he went to sleep. i am olaf. we talked about all kinds of postmodern shit before that though. not sure if it counts.
..........Take the time to mentally imagine different shot situations and shot angles so that when it comes time in that brief time frame to make the shot of a lifetime you will know exactly when to shoot and where to shoot. It is all about shot placement..............
Back in the day Farrah had it going on... But lately it's been early-onset Alzheimers to a scary degree.
plantsman, lowercase
She has NOT aged well, has she?
woody digs that postmodern shit. i8 think it is mostly bullshit. we get along pretty good though.
She has NOT aged well, has she?
Terry C, Politikal Girl
yeah she has. i don't know about her cognative level but on some women, the wrinkling around the eye makes them look more endearing.
"If I was in her class I would kicked her off the stage for ruining my graduation."
David Patterson
"Damn kids get socially graduated without learning the past conditional." Moe Szyslak
And the subjunctive mood.
I hear if you start playing the Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack right when the Sony Pictures logo shows up at the beginning of The DaVinci Code, the movie synchronizes to the music.
The real David Patterson?
http://www.uu.edu/photos/PhotoAl...=0&
PubIssueID=8
"Junior History major David Patterson has been living and working in the capitol since August, serving under the Bush administration."
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