I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
I pinch.
Stop that, Eli.
Meet the Press is just loaded with right-wingers! Jesus!
Oooooo. Murtha on This Week.
Yummy.
I don't want to meet that Press.
Fitz!
Timm Russert on Late Edition?!
WTF?!!
He's not talking about that damn book again, is he?
Fitz is who to send grow and strengthen thoughts to tonight. Spells, plzzzz.
yo, batses. Happy saddiday. Guess I'm Paint-happy.
Shouldn't it be called "Met the Press?"
Fuck Bush!
I punch!
I pinch.
Eli | Homepage |
whew. i thought i was dreaming.
So. MTP is a rerun?
Well, gosh, Chuck Hagel is the balance.
Hagel the not so new McCain.
Don't fly British Airways.
that MTP panel is at once unbelievable and totally predictable
and who the fuck would actually buy Russert's Chicken Soup for my Daddy's Soul book?
The only thing I hate more than gas-powered lawn mowers is gas-powered leaf-blowers.
I pinch.
Eli
I cinch!
and who the fuck would actually buy Russert's Chicken Soup for my Daddy's Soul book?
i thought it was who moved my daddies million little pieces of cheese?
Is there some sort of law I don't know about that prohibits them from going outside a circle of twenty people on these shows?
Suddenly, being TV-less doesn't seem all that bad.
Mr Hilter of the National Bocialists party was pretty reasonable on Press the Meat last week...
Powerloin's "Trunk" compares his buddies trying to take over the Dartmouth alumni council to the 1916 Easter Rising heroes!
Smokes, didya see my response to your response below?
He's not talking about that damn book again, is he?
I'm sick of the stupid book.
--------
RE: Tall People
I was in Bozeman, MT -- in the University cafeteria the chairs were so deep I felt like a little kid.
(but I'm short, myself.)
The only thing I hate more than gas-powered lawn mowers is gas-powered leaf-blowers.
rorschach
i blow my leaves the old fashioned way.
Speaking of sucking, I saw the new X-Men movie yesterday. Remarkably listless despite being all about the action. Best moment came during the trailers for (wait for it)....
Snakes. On A (motherfucking) Plane!
What we need is some sort of mirror universe map. For every right wing talking head there should be a corresponding left wing talking head. For example, if you're going to have Sensenbrenner on, an appropriately equal left-leaning person is Dennis Kucinich. If you're going to have someone like Buchanan, then let's see, um, someone really liberal.
The notion that Chuck Schumer is a liberal balance to the extreme right-wing viewpoint is ludicrous. Murtha's very centrist, and Durbin is only somewhat liberal.
Just was in Borders. Tim Russert's giant head beaming out at me from a heap of his books was unsettling.
What on earth does he have to say?
Just was in Borders. Tim Russert's giant head beaming out at me from a heap of his books was unsettling.
What on earth does he have to say?
It is a bit suprising that of the whopping total of three (3) national Democrats on the shows, none of them are named either "Biden" or "Lieberman."
Well, at least the grownups are in charge again. That's something.
*Sigh.*
.
incidently, i spilt coffee on my laptop this morning.
now i can't get it to hibernate.
Get ready for more anti-dim rallys coming to a store near you.
The notion that Chuck Schumer is a liberal balance to the extreme right-wing viewpoint is ludicrous. Murtha's very centrist, and Durbin is only somewhat liberal.
Randi Rhodes asked sometime recently when the last time a member of the CBC was on any of these shows.
What on earth does he have to say?
Dads didn't tell their kids they loved them. If only he'd extend that into a theory of poppy & chimpy.
How you are working to ensure the future of Big Oil
Gosh at witl The Dean talk about on The Perv's show?
With the equally lovely and brilliant Kate O smirking over her nicotine stained teeth sadly shaking her head,
dith | 05.27.06 - 5:22 pm | #
looks like grandma's cooking went out and bought himself a new one-note horn.
Snakes. On A (motherfucking) Plane!
JeffCO
I was gonna let this go, but....
Kentucky Man Finds Python in Rental Car
By Associated Press
Published May 27, 2006, 5:55 AM CDT
PADUCAH, Ky. -- The next time Dan McBride rents a car, he may want to inspect it not just for dings and dents but also for snakes.
The assistant athletic director at Eastern Kentucky University found a two-foot-long ball python in his rental car this week as he left the Ohio Valley Conference baseball tournament in Paducah.
That damn liberal media bias strikes again
when the last time a member of the CBC was on any of these shows.
They're hosers, eh?
"Gosh what will"
People are saying that Kate O'Beirne has twenty pounds of carrots jammed up her hoo-hah.
incidently, i spilt coffee on my laptop this morning.
now i can't get it to hibernate.
dirk gently,idiomatic | 05.27.06 - 5:22 pm | #
In the words of The Fall, it's totally wired!
Powerloin's "Trunk" compares his buddies trying to take over the Dartmouth alumni council to the 1916 Easter Rising heroes!
P O'Neill
Oof. I can think of another uprising for comparison, but I'll just wait for their upcoming book My Struggle.
Ah, yes, Tex Sensenbrenner going to splain immigration reform to us.
The Rabid Badger just might turn out to be the gift to Democrats that will keep on giving right through November.
That damn liberal media bias strikes again
I think you forgot your spam link there, fella.
I posted this below in response to NTodd interviewing Uncle Smokes for a podcast. Uncle Smokes said:
Are you sure? Once I start talking, it's all roundabout, and you'd be lucky to get an edgewise word. Oh well, the miracle of editing...
Don't believe a word of it. I spent a delightful evening with Mr. Smokes and understood every word. Made perfect sense and was charming to boot. Even got to kiss him.
ql in ny | 05.27.06 - 5:21 pm |
Fuck grandma's cooking. It sucks.
Timm Russert on Late Edition?!
WTF?!!
He's not talking about that damn book again, is he?
So maybe Leslie will ask Pumpkinhead why he only has Republicans on his show?
Ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
Uh oh, here come the men in the white suits again.
He's not talking about that damn book again, is he?
Who, DWD?
Oops, Duncan - got the same MTP guests in both this week and last week
In the words of The Fall, it's totally wired!
rorschach | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 5:24 pm | #
actually, its wireless. i'm just glad it isn't a gateway, or i'd be decalfinated.
I'm not kidding. My grandma's idea of cooking was Shake 'n Bake and Rice-a-Roni.
People are saying that Kate O'Beirne has twenty pounds of carrots jammed up her hoo-hah.
if only she were a little more limber, she could pull 'em out with those teef.
Something has GOT to be done about this rampant, activist, out-of-control liberal fucking media right now!
when the last time a member of the CBC was on any of these shows.
They're hosers, eh?
JeffCO
Um, CBC standing for ... oh you knew damn well what I meant.
Now, take off!
Who, DWD?
NTodd, Tiresome
meeee-OW!
if only she were a little more limber, she could pull 'em out with those teef.
watertiger
Now that you mention it, Condi has quite a set of chompers....
Anybody buy one of those new black MacBooks yet? I'm finding myself tempted. I keep reminding myself that's just because it looks cool.
polishifter
I wouldn't click on your site if you promised me $1,000.
Watch where Timmy the Perv's hands are when The Dean gossips about the Clenis, They will be in his lap.
I'm not joking,
Not me.
Fuck grandma's cooking. It sucks.
Buzz Bomb | 05.27.06 - 5:24 pm | #
dith doesn't like having it pointed out that he is also grandma's cooking. now he'll go away for a little while, then gm'sc will show up and deny it.
i think dith was also fy - same m.o.
post a bunch of the same crap over and over. without knowing or caring where it came from or what it meant.
I posted this below in response to NTodd interviewing Uncle Smokes for a podcast.
And I posted this:
Don't believe a word of it. I spent a delightful evening with Mr. Smokes and understood every word.
I did, too!
Even got to kiss him.
Slut.
My husband spilled coffee into a tv remote and it wouldn't turn off. Used a hairdryer which seemed to fix it.
Will report back if we get neighbor's cable...
Anybody buy one of those new black MacBooks yet? I'm finding myself tempted. I keep reminding myself that's just because it looks cool.
Buzz Bomb
Yesterday, in a rare moment of maturity, I bought a pair of twelve dollar sunglasses instead of hundred dollar sun glasses, b/c, as I pointed out to myself, they'll have to be replaced within the month.
Remember, if you don't invite Timmeh on your show to plug his book, you don't get the invite to Nantucket over the summer.
Dear god, they are such fucking whores.
Anybody buy one of those new black MacBooks yet? I'm finding myself tempted. I keep reminding myself that's just because it looks cool.
There was a website that was saying to just buy the white one and upgrade it to the same specs as the black MacBooks, to save yourself a few hundred dollars.
Can't say if this is true or not since I don't have one, but it's worth considering.
The Grand Lady of the Quilts makes me blush! (*ΊτΊ*)
if only she were a little more limber, she could pull 'em out with those teef.
watertiger
Now we know wt pissed. Euwwwwwww!
Sorry about your teevee.
Oh yeah, last week's MTP guests should be:
GUESTS:
Dr. Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of State | Bio |
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) | Home | Bio |
Rep. Charlie Norwood (R-GA)
So, five Repubs plus change, no Dems, in the past two weeks.
Charming, Timmeh.
meeee-OW!
I'm nothing if not a complete fucking asshole who likes to pick at scabs.
meeee-OW!
I'm nothing if not a complete fucking asshole who likes to pick at scabs.
Anybody buy one of those new black MacBooks yet? I'm finding myself tempted. I keep reminding myself that's just because it looks cool.
At a $200 markup on an identically-specced white one, you're welcome.
I'm not your precious grandma. Beware the Beast dims...cuz I think he's manglin' yo minds.
dith doesn't like having it pointed out that he is also grandma's cooking.
Centipedes don't like it when you turn over the log they are living under and expose them either.
Rep. Charlie Norwood (R-GA)
Ah, yes, Charlie 'deport US citizens' Norwood. How much play did that fucking remark get.
Um, CBC standing for ... oh you knew damn well what I meant. Now, take off! sdf
Colorado Beef Council? Complete Blood Chemistry? Calvary Baptist Church? Cedar Brewing Company? Chattanooga Bicycle Club?
I'm not your precious grandma. Beware the Beast dims...cuz I think he's manglin' yo minds.
dith | 05.27.06 - 5:30 pm | #
i'm more of a socialist.
Speaking of books, I don't know what I will read next, after finishing Earth Abides. It'll be Modern Critical Thought, or Chomsky's Necessary Illusions, or The Jealous Potter by Levi-Strauss, or Rethinking Bakhtin, or Ernest Mandel's Late Capitalism.
I'm torn.
Press this. 
I'm David "stay the course" Ignatius counts as a liberal, cause he went to St Albans with Gore. And Broder does represent the center, of the Beltway's self-involvement.
Sorry about your teevee.
thanks, mang. it's just an annoyance is all. probably cost me more to have it fixed than to buy a new one.
i just don't understand why these things always happen on a holiday weekend when all the repair shops are closed.
Beware the Beast dims
Mmmm, roast beast. Thanks for reminding me, it's time to throw the beast in the oven for tonight.
Are you ready dith?
Apparently Meet the Press isn't even going to try to pretend anymore.
None of them bother anymore.
Anybody buy one of those new black MacBooks yet? I'm finding myself tempted. I keep reminding myself that's just because it looks cool.
I'm thinking about it, but I guess the question is when are MS, Adobe, et. al. going to write their apps to run native on the Intel chip. Otherwise apparently the speed difference is variable.
I'm nothing if not a complete fucking asshole who likes to pick at scabs.
Mmmm....salt water scabs....
I'm not your precious grandma.
first the denials. then it will be "i'm not going to dignify that with a response anymore."
soon after come the dissembling explanations.
Yesterday, in a rare moment of maturity, I bought a pair of twelve dollar sunglasses instead of hundred dollar sun glasses, b/c, as I pointed out to myself, they'll have to be replaced within the month.
DemByDefault
A year ago, after owning cheap sunglasses my whole life, I sprung for a $120 pair of Ray-Bans. "Time for some big boy sunglasses," I reasoned. I've held onto them for a whole year now. It's true that I am a little more careful about taking care of them and not losing them because they were expensive. But I know that, inevitably, they will vanish one day.
Shouldn't it be called "Met the Press?"
Uncle Smokes |
Press The Meat
Or Meet The Whores
So I don't know. What are supposed to do kids. Start a letter writing campaign. It's just not going to change unless we push back. I can't tell you how many emails I've sent. It just doesn't do any good.
I know, let's put on a show.
Rorschach, and the answer is?
Not trying to defend these programs, but most Representatives and Senators leave DC these days for the weekends, so the pool of potential in-studio guests is smaller than one might expect. And throw in a holiday weekend, the cupboard is really bare.
Over Democratic opposition, the Senate this morning confirmed Gen. Michael Hayden as CIA director. In the interest of fairness, we thought we'd print some quotes from Hayden's opponents:
* "I believe we are on our way to a major Constitutional confrontation on Fourth Amendment guarantees of unreasonable search and seizure. I think this is also going to present a growing impediment to the confirmation of General Hayden (to be CIA Director). And that is very regretted."--Dianne Feinstein (D., Calif.), May 11
* "Fixing intelligence also depends on real oversight from the Republican-led Senate Intelligence Committee. Time and again this Committee has shown itself more committed to protecting the White House than to dealing with the disarray in our intelligence community. The Committee must finally take the steps necessary to fix an intelligence system that has broken on President Bush's watch, including not only determining if General Hayden is the right man for the job ahead, but also completing its investigation into the Administration's misuse of Iraq intelligence. America's security depends on it."--Harry Reid (D., Nev.), May 8
* "Earlier this year General Hayden appeared before the Press Club where he said of the program: 'the intrusion into privacy is also limited: only international calls.' . . . It is hard to see however--if the leaks about this program are accurate -- how the only intrusions into Americans' privacy are related to international phone calls as General Hayden said at the National Press Club. And it's certainly not hard to see the potential for abuse--and the need for an effective check in law on the government's use of that information."--Carl Levin (D., Mich.), May 18
Oh wait, sorry, all three of these senators voted for Hayden's confirmation. They said they'd look out for our precious civil liberties, then they folded like a cheap accordion! Hayden was confirmed by a lopsided 78-15 margin, with 14 Dems and Republican Arlen Specter saying "nay."
I'm not your precious grandma. Beware the Beast dims...cuz I think he's manglin' yo minds.
Hmmmm. Speaking of minds, seems as this one's approaches the size of a Le Sueur pea.
Mmmm, roast beast. Thanks for reminding me, it's time to throw the beast in the oven for tonight.
Mmm... that reminds me that our Sauerbraten should be ready to eat in a day or two...
Tonight, though, we are going to an Italian market/restaurant with friends. Magnificent food.
Mmmm, roast beast. Thanks for reminding me, it's time to throw the beast in the oven for tonight.
Are you ready dith?
Doug,
I prefer Xian baby.
Colorado Beef Council? Complete Blood Chemistry? Calvary Baptist Church? Cedar Brewing Company? Chattanooga Bicycle Club?
JeffCO
See, when's the last time you saw a representative of any of these organizations on the Bobblehead shows?
I case my rest.
I came very close to getting a MacBook, they are teh sexy. Aside from the graphics processor, I think the MacBook is actually a better-designed machine than the MacBook Pro (think of it as second-generation Apple Intel laptop).
As for the graphics, I was watching 1080p HD movie trailers on the MacBook and they looked gorgeous and played perfectly. You might be disappointed if you do 3D gaming, but video is great.
Turns out the screen is a wee bit small to replace my 15" PowerBook (even though it's the same resolution). I also prefer the PowerBook/MacBook Pro metal case. If I had an iBook I'd go to a MacBook in a heartbeat.
Ah, yes, Charlie 'deport US citizens' Norwood. How much play did that fucking remark get.
None at all. What did he say?
i just don't understand why these things always happen on a holiday weekend when all the repair shops are closed. -watertiger
Hey negative nellie, that's also when all the stores have big sales on TVs.
Or Meet and Press, since its moderator offers his guests either noogies or frottage.
Speaking of books, I don't know what I will read next, after finishing Earth Abides. It'll be Modern Critical Thought, or Chomsky's Necessary Illusions, or The Jealous Potter by Levi-Strauss, or Rethinking Bakhtin, or Ernest Mandel's Late Capitalism.
I'm torn.
rorschach
I've been reading Chomsky's latest, Failed States and found it an excellent summary of the current state of foreign affairs. I've read on-line chapters of Necessary Illusions, though, and it seems well worth your time, too.
and who the fuck would actually buy Russert's Chicken Soup for my Daddy's Soul book?
DemByDefault
His old man was a wife beating drunk.
libs suck ass | 05.27.06 - 5:34 pm | #
the name has changed, but the tone is familiar....
There was a website that was saying to just buy the white one and upgrade it to the same specs as the black MacBooks, to save yourself a few hundred dollars.
Can't say if this is true or not since I don't have one, but it's worth considering.
Doug,
The website is right. For $200, all you get extra with the black is the black, plus 20G of hard drive space. That takes some balls on Apple's part.
I sprung for a $120 pair of Ray-Bans. "Time for some big boy sunglasses," I reasoned.
Now go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark thay wont even know your name
And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes:
Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
What are supposed to do kids. Start a letter writing campaign.
Can't. Never learned to Write.
And throw in a holiday weekend, the cupboard is really bare.
hopeless pedant
And the reason there was a dearth of Dems last week was...
Come on, most of these shows are out of NYC and can do remotes almost anywhere. these guys are whores and would be willing to appear for nothing.
And throw in a holiday weekend, the cupboard is really bare.
hopeless pedant
And the reason there was a dearth of Dems last week was...
Come on, most of these shows are out of NYC and can do remotes almost anywhere. these guys are whores and would be willing to appear for nothing.
A year ago, after owning cheap sunglasses my whole life, I sprung for a $120 pair of Ray-Bans.
You just rent expensive sunglasses. So far, your monthly fee is down to $10. Also, know that if you ever drop them, the only place the glass scratches is the part right in front of your eye.
Oh, and for the record: the black MacBook costs $150 more than an equally-configured white MacBook. So you do pay more for the different color but it's also a different texture. Damn Apple for making it so desirable.
i just don't understand why these things always happen on a holiday weekend when all the repair shops are closed.
Bitch hatin' on capitalism and our troops. Nice.
Bitch hatin' on capitalism and our troops. Nice.
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 5:38 pm | #
Word.
Get ready for more anti-dim rallys coming to a store near you.
dith
Doesn't even make sense.
the black MacBook costs $150 more than an equally-configured white MacBook.
Damned coloreds are stealing our money.
Doesn't even make sense.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
this particular post, or grandma in general?
Word.
rorschach
Bitch!
Get ready for more anti-dim rallys coming to a store near you.
dith
At a light bulb store, I presume?
Now go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark thay wont even know your name
And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes:
Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
dirk gently,idiomatic |
And then go lookin' for some tush.
Bitch hatin' on capitalism and our troops. Nice.
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 5:38 pm | #
Word.
rorschach
? Support our troops, buy that 52" plasma screen and go into debt while watching crap on tv!
Doesn't even make sense.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
this particular post, or grandma in general?
dirk gently,idiomatic
Nothing the little schizo pissant posts makes any sense.
? Support our troops, buy that 52" plasma screen and go into debt while watching crap on tv!
ellroon, Scarry pie rat
Hug yer children, go to Disney World.
I see a white MacBook, I want it painted black ...
And then go lookin' for some tush.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
mmmmm - nothing like a liberal tush!
And then go lookin' for some tush.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
I ain't askin' for much.
Bitch hatin' on capitalism and our troops. Nice.
Maybe it's just her body's way of saying it's ready for HDTV?
Bitch!
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 5:40 pm | #
People!
? Support our troops, buy that 52" plasma screen and go into debt while watching crap on tv!
ellroon, Scarry pie rat
Don't forget to take out an ARM!
And then go lookin' for some tush.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
And do the tube snake boogie.
libs suck ass | 05.27.06 - 5:34 pm | #
the name has changed, but the tone is familiar....
DemByDefault |
The lv piece of ca ca from the earlier thread.
I know sweet dims, life is hard. I've tasted the bitter fruit 2. Aint a person alive who hadent tasted that residue.
Bitch hatin' on capitalism and our troops. Nice.
It's Memorial Day, and what better way to say "thank you" to our armed forces than with a 52" plasma screen TV for your den?
Maybe it's just her body's way of saying it's ready for HDTV?
?
Hot Daily Todd Virtually?
People!
Up with Soylent Green!
The lv piece of ca ca from the earlier thread.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
is what I'm thinkin'
The lv piece of ca ca from the earlier thread.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
is what I'm thinkin'
I've tasted the bitter fruit 2.
it's from cooking those grits in the arsenic water from your well.
buy that 52" plasma screen and go into debt while watching crap on tv!
...especially the ads for more crap to acquire and go into debt over.
Seriously though, when the fuck have you ever even *heard* of an anti-Democrat rally, anywhere? Or an anti-Republicrat rally? Ok, maybe there are a couple Naderites still living in public parks somewhere, but otherwise?
With the equally lovely and brilliant Kate O smirking over her nicotine stained teeth sadly shaking her head,
Paul, no not that one |
And the wingers have the stones to call liberal women unattractive.
buy that 52" plasma screen and go into debt
to china!
buy that 52" plasma screen and go into debt while watching crap on tv!
Since American Idol is over, there is no need to own a television.
The lv piece of ca ca from the earlier thread.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
is what I'm thinkin'
DemByDefault | 05.27.06 - 5:43 pm | #
Should we instruct him to "tow the line"?
I know sweet dims, life is hard. I've tasted the bitter fruit 2. Aint a person alive who hadent tasted that residue.
This is the lead tainted insane granny for sure. It's the Milltown MT. way of speaking and writing.
I know sweet dims, life is hard. I've tasted the bitter fruit 2. Aint a person alive who hadent tasted that residue.
Dude's been mainlining hot pockets again.
Seriously though, when the fuck have you ever even *heard* of an anti-Democrat rally, anywhere? Or an anti-Republicrat rally?
JeffCO
And certainly NOT in a STORE.
maybe Broder will disclose the results of The Bush Twins latest pap smear.
I've tasted the bitter fruit 2.
Maybe you should stick to eating ripe fruit, you stupidstupid motherfucking jerkburger.
A new born Egyptian tortoise sits on the finger of its keeper at Chester Zoo, north west England, May 23, 2006.
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/
0605...W1jBHNlYwNtZXBo
I know sweet dims, life is hard. I've tasted the bitter fruit 2. Aint a person alive who hadent tasted that residue.
dith
Fuck off, asswipe. Life is hard, but I don't complain about it. I love my life. I'm sure you've tasted a lot of residue, but, you know, we're not interested in hearing about your dating life.
I got lucky on the way to the grocery store! And I have lovingly documented the whole thing in exquisite photographic detail.
It's Memorial Day, and what better way to say "thank you" to our armed forces than with a 52" plasma screen TV for your den? -watertiger
They'll throw in the Toby Keith video for FREE!!!
Seriously though, when the fuck have you ever even *heard* of an anti-Democrat rally, anywhere?
One time, in band camp...
I've tasted the bitter fruit 2.
it's from cooking those grits in the arsenic water from your well.
dirk gently,idiomatic
Cooking that meth is more like it.
Did someone just say ARM?
Something seems "off".. Was Biden in a car crash?
Hi all,
What's been happenin'?
Little neck clams sauted in garlic, onions, white wine, with rapini greens and chopped tomatoes over polenta for tonight.
With a nice Argentinian wine.
And then go lookin' for some tush.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
I heard that Jesus just left Chicago, and he's bound for New Orleans--perhaps because He just got paid today and got Himself a pocket full of change.
[Back in the day, Mom let my brother and I each buy one 45. He got ZZ Top's "Tush" and I got the Bee Gees "Jive Talkin'." You may safely extrapolate from those choices the different paths we ultimately took.]
It's Memorial Day, and what better way to say "thank you" to our armed forces than with a 52" plasma screen TV for your den?
Uh, strap a big honkin flag on the top of your car and play Toby Keith?
Kentucky Man Finds Python in Rental Car
Free snake with every rental!
I got lucky on the way to the grocery store!
I wish I could get laid on the way to the store...
I wish I could get laid on the way to the store...
FIVE TIMES!!!
I got lucky on the way to the grocery store!
How close are you to the nucular plant again?
[Back in the day, Mom let my brother and I each buy one 45. He got ZZ Top's "Tush" and I got the Bee Gees "Jive Talkin'." You may safely extrapolate from those choices the different paths we ultimately took.]
Uncle Smokes
I like the Bee Gees AND ZZ Top.
Richard, that shot is delightful. Wise little tortoise face even at birth.
And what exactly is a jerkburger?
I heard that Jesus just left Chicago, and he's bound for New Orleans--
how late was His plane?
I got lucky on the way to the grocery store! And I have lovingly documented the whole thing in exquisite photographic detail.
I'm looking over...
Kentucky Man Finds Python in Rental Car
Somebody left a Holy Grail DVD in the backseat?
Little neck clams sauted in garlic, onions, white wine, with rapini greens and chopped tomatoes over polenta for tonight.
i'm on my way. feed me like that, i'll make it worth your while.
and i'm a great tipper, too.
One time, in band camp...
NTodd, Tiresome
I really need to have my eyes looked at. I thought that said "bang camp."
I saw "NTodd" and it made sense.
Maybe it's a repeat?
MTP's listed line-up for last week is the same as this week? I realize the guests are pretty much interchangeable, bit I don't think so!
And the wingers have the stones to call liberal women unattractive.
Kate O is a woman? I always thought of her like a kind of rascible Smitty type.
I've tasted the bitter fruit 2.
I've only tasted bitter fruits 1 and 3, myself.
Uh, strap a big honkin flag on the top of your car and play Toby Keith?
chris/tx | 05.27.06 - 5:46 pm | #
That's right! celebrate memorial day with a big ol' strap on!!
I guess I'm going to have to break my rule against actually watching Meet the Press tomorrow just so I can make a list of their sponsors and start a letter writing campaign to each of them.
I know writing Timmeh isn't going to get any attention.
Finally, the latest, greatest NToddcast is posted, and it DOES NOT FEATURE UNCLE SMOKES!
Kentucky Man Finds Python in Rental Car
The biggest surprise of that headline is that they have rental cars in Kentucky.
i'm on my way. feed me like that, i'll make it worth your while.
and i'm a great tipper, too.
dirk gently,idiomatic
No tipping!
Some Saturday Blog Blogging, with interesting music thown in to boot.
Snakes in a motherfucking rental car!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.
-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge, "Kubla Khan"
Was Biden driving Saint John McCain around when the crash happened?
That's the only reason I can think for their absence,
roll me over
in the clover
roll me over
lay me down
do it again
[Back in the day, Mom let my brother and I each buy one 45. He got ZZ Top's "Tush" and I got the Bee Gees "Jive Talkin'."
You're tellin' me lies!
You know, guys, what with the new cloning techniques just a short time from perfection, pretty soon men will become entierly superflous. An earth with mostly females; males a small and regulated minority, will be at peace. Humanity can carefuly breed it's salvation. So enjoy the time we have left, be nice to the women in your life and maybe they'll keep us around for a little longer.
No tipping!
ShawKenawe,godless scum
it's ok. the cows don't mind.
That's right! celebrate memorial day with a big ol' strap on!!
rorschach
You're afraid of the dark, baby, no need to be shy. We'll talk about some lovin' while we look at the sky. Don't be hesitating, it'll be alright, We'll tuck it in until it's clean out of sight. Slip inside my sleeping bag,
Dinner at shack plantsman: mixed green salad, pasta with pesto, aidell's andouille sausage, strawberry sponge cakes mit schlag, iced tea.
Man, I sure hate capitalism. It's just gross.
That's right! celebrate memorial day with a big ol' strap on!!
Can you get one in red, white, and blue?
That's right! celebrate memorial day with a big ol' strap on!!
rorschach
I've tasted the bitter fruit 2.
I've only tasted bitter fruits 1 and 3, myself.
He was channeling Prince, methinks.
You know, guys, what with the new cloning techniques just a short time from perfection, pretty soon men will become entierly superflous. An earth with mostly females; males a small and regulated minority, will be at peace.
This doesn't sound too bad...
Little neck clams sauted in garlic, onions, white wine, with rapini greens and chopped tomatoes over polenta for tonight.'
That sounds right tasty!
You know, guys, what with the new cloning techniques just a short time from perfection, pretty soon men will become entierly superflous. An earth with mostly females; males a small and regulated minority, will be at peace. Humanity can carefuly breed it's salvation. So enjoy the time we have left, be nice to the women in your life and maybe they'll keep us around for a little longer.
catalexis
Men a small minority? Sign me up to be one of those, please.
Just how many types of bitter fruit are there?
That's right! celebrate memorial day with a big ol' strap on!!
rorschach
[haloscum at my post.]
And the reason that's wrong is...?
An earth with mostly females; males a small and regulated minority, will be at peace.
Do we have to live in mine shafts?
roll me over
in the clover
roll me over
lay me down
do it again
dirk gently,idiomatic
You seem really easy and willing to put out, so roll in the cream cheese, roll in the cream cheese...
Meet the Press hosts Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-NE), Rep. James Sensenbrenner (R-WI), Washington Post's David Broder, David Ignatius, and Eugene Robinson and National Review's Kate O'Beirne.
WHAT THE DEUCE!!?
Again?
I swear Timmeh had an all Republican show last week.
Meet the Press hosts Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-NE), Rep. James Sensenbrenner (R-WI), Washington Post's David Broder, David Ignatius, and Eugene Robinson and National Review's Kate O'Beirne.
WHAT THE DEUCE!!?
Again?
I swear Timmeh had an all Republican show last week.
Dims dont be afraid of the anti dim rallys we just want to purge the country of your mindset not you.
haditha my lai bushtomb
haditha my lai cheneytomb
haditha my lai hillarytomb
haditha my lai leibermantomb
You know, guys, what with the new cloning techniques just a short time from perfection, pretty soon men will become entierly superflous. An earth with mostly females; males a small and regulated minority, will be at peace. Humanity can carefuly breed it's salvation. So enjoy the time we have left, be nice to the women in your life and maybe they'll keep us around for a little longer
You ever seen a girlfight? Dream on, babe.
I know why deranged dith sings.
plantsman,
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Just how many types of bitter fruit are there?
All of them if you eat fruit that's not ripe. What you get at the supermarket most the time.
And the reason that's wrong is...?
ShawKenawe,godless scum
Who said there's anything wrong?
I am wholeheartedly endorsing this course of action!
An earth with mostly females; males a small and regulated minority, will be at peace.
I, along with every other hetero male here, assume I will be amongst the small, regulated and oversexed minority.
Dims dont be afraid of the anti dim rallys we just want to purge the country of your mindset not you.
dith
How's that going to work? My mindset isn't going anywhere. So suck it, bitch.
I can't watch any of those shows; i just can't. Life's too short.
Sounds like Chimpy:
It's just your jive talkin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin'
You wear a disguise
Jive talkin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin'
You're really no good
Honest dith, post one single shred of evidence of an anti-Dem rally anywhere in the country. Anything.
Evening, all.
Have I missed irksomeness since last
night?
Dims dont be afraid of the anti dim rallys
No worries, mate. Now eat your pudding.
You seem really easy and willing to put out, so roll in the cream cheese, roll in the cream cheese...
rorschach |
roll, roll, roll in the hay
roll, roll, roll in the hay
c'mon - it's fun!
I can't watch any of those shows; i just can't. Life's too short.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
"TV Land....because life is too short to watch crap!"
- Adam West on a commercial
Dims dont be afraid of the anti dim rallys we just want to purge the country of your mindset not you.
dith
Wow! 30% of your kind against the 70% who reject you outright?
I'm trembling in my clams...
I like the Bee Gees AND ZZ Top.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
Didn't mean to imply I didn't like ZZ Top--what 70's Texas boy wouldn't? I could've done without "Tush" [!], but "Jesus Just left Chicago" and "Pocket Full of Change" made it all worth while for me. On the other hand, while I respect the Bee Gees' songwriting talent, I didn't explore them much further after "Jive Talkin'."
An earth with mostly females; males a small and regulated minority, will be at peace.
I, along with every other hetero male here, assume I will be amongst the small, regulated and oversexed minority.
NTodd,
I've seen this movie (actually a clip of it on some snark show), with a young Don Johnson kept on a penis farm for reproductive purposes
Have I missed irksomeness since last
night?
No, because you always take the irksomeness with you! 
Just how many types of bitter fruit are there?
All of them if you eat fruit that's not ripe. What you get at the supermarket most the time.
Doug, | 05.27.06 - 5:53 pm | #
Miriam tried a raw olive in New Zealand. Big mistake, that.
Dims dont be afraid of the anti dim rallys we just want to purge the country of your mindset not you.
dith | 05.27.06 - 5:52 pm | #
It's rather pathetic that you somehow manage to interpret our mockery of you as having anything to do with fear.
You are a waste.
I, along with every other hetero male here, assume I will be amongst the small, regulated and oversexed minority.
It would be nice to cull the herd so to speak. Sorry dith, but looking right at you.
Dims dont be afraid of the anti dim rallys
How do you fear what doesn't exist?
I, along with every other hetero male here, assume I will be amongst the small, regulated and oversexed minority. -NTodd
Who ultimately are condemned to death by snoo-snoo.
Iraqi tennis players murdered by terrorists for wearing shorts.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/.../
D8HSBNG80.html
I've seen this movie (actually a clip of it on some snark show), with a young Don Johnson kept on a penis farm for reproductive purposes
Boy and His Dog?
I don't feel like cooking tonight, but I'll share some of my applewood smoked gouda and California champagne from Whole Foods.
so what exactly is enlightened?
are ya sposed to jump around and speak in greek or maybe do some kinda Einstein thing? Is it a a degree? I mean WTF? These politicians, they don't see to have attained wisdom. I ask what is elightened?
That congress is a bunch of crooks? I knew that...
WTF?
Thanks, Shaw. You're welcome if you wanna.
The shows are done in DC and they prefer to have guests in studio.
Oh, no. I'm not alking about killing off the men any faster than we already do, I'm just saying there won't need to be so many of us, and we will need to be kept from the levers of power. The males will live well enough they just won't be running things.
For the Irish history fans -- Powerloins appropriates the Easter Rising in a row about the Dartmouth alumni board.
No, because you always take the irksomeness with you!
Every time you go away, you take a piece of Meet The Press with you...
I'm trembling in my clams...
ShawKenawe,godless scum
mmmmm - clams!
i seem to be hungering for something, maybe more than one something.
Boy and His Dog?
NTodd,
I think that's it
I like the Bee Gees AND ZZ Top.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
Didn't mean to imply I didn't like ZZ Top--what 70's Texas boy wouldn't? I could've done without "Tush" [!], but "Jesus Just left Chicago" and "Pocket Full of Change" made it all worth while for me. On the other hand, while I respect the Bee Gees' songwriting talent, I didn't explore them much further after "Jive Talkin'."
Uncle Smokes
Oh, I didn't mean you disliked either one.
I, along with every other hetero male here, assume I will be amongst the small, regulated and oversexed minority.
NTodd,
Meanwhile, I'll be sittin' pretty!
Boy and His Dog?
NTodd,
The Rick Santorum Story
Iraqi tennis players murdered by terrorists for wearing shorts.
Never happened when Saddam was in charge.
They're underground now, not on media screen, not even on talk radio. But these anti dim rally exist there's been 12 of them so far in five different states. The one this morning had over a hundred people.
Here in the Pac NW, "olive bars" are popular in pricey and natural markets. Izzat a nationwide thing?
so what exactly is enlightened?
are ya sposed to jump around and speak in greek or maybe do some kinda Einstein thing? Is it a a degree? I mean WTF? These politicians, they don't see to have attained wisdom. I ask what is elightened?
That congress is a bunch of crooks? I knew that...
WTF?
Anonymou
um....huh?
dith, when you don't even make the rants cohere it looks like you're getting discouraged by your total lack of success in sabotage.
If Russert isn't going to schedule Democrats they should take the opportunity to call a boycott of his show for its Republican bias. What would it cost? As mentioned on RogerAiles blog you'd have to lock Lieberman and Biden in a closet on Sunday mornings but if you had enough mirrors they might not mind too much.
A concerted boycott of one of the Democratic quislings, Russert, Tweety or Goodhair Stephanopolis could force change. Continuing the unsuccessful drill of the past twenty years will get us nowhere.
If you've not done this google olive preparation. It's shocking what's done to them to make olives taste good.
must be inkblots....
yeh, tea leaves and inkblots.
Iraqi tennis players murdered by terrorists for wearing shorts.
Thats what you get when you throw a country into chaos and allow conservative religious groups to run their own militias, asshole.
On the other hand, while I respect the Bee Gees' songwriting talent, I didn't explore them much further after "Jive Talkin'."
"Stayin' Alive" is one of the two songs I believe I could successfully karaoke. "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot is the other.
Meanwhile, I'll be sittin' pretty!
No soup for you in the New World Order.
Individual females can be viscious but they tend not to use cluster bombs and other flashy ordinance.
Meanwhile, I'll be sittin' pretty!
rorschach - 5:57 pm
katie may have sumpin to say about dat...
.
The males will live well enough they just won't be running things.
catalexis
Damn. The next thing you know, we'll have to ask directions when we're lost, or read an instruction manual when some assembly is required.
Meanwhile, I'll be sittin' pretty!
rorschach |
stand up, man! they'll never see you down there!
btw, i have been unable to breed since the "operation", but somehow i still get kept around. so the premise is flawed from the start.
Powerloins appropriates the Easter Rising in a row about the Dartmouth alumni board.
Oh no...
I think I need a drink first...
The one this morning had over a hundred people.
That should be enough to take on 200 million Real Americans.
Dims dont be afraid of the anti dim rallys we just want to purge the country of your mindset not you.
Why do trolls think we are afraid of them?
They're all talk.
"Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot is the other.
Eli |
LOVE Gordon Lightfoot.
what can we do to keep the next generation of rethugs from hatching?
what ideology?
what ideas?
Um, CBC standing for ... oh you knew damn well what I meant. Now, take off! sdf
I always thought it was "C'mere, Baby Cakes"...
we'll have to ask directions when we're lost
Why would you ask for direction when you know you are in the exact center of your universe?
You're never lost when that's true.
But these anti dim rally exist there's been 12 of them so far in five different states.
Do y'all wear uniforms? Blame "the Liberals" for all that is wonrg in your lives?
They're underground now, not on media screen, not even on talk radio. But these anti dim rally exist there's been 12 of them so far in five different states.
hahhhahahahahahah!
grandma dith, you really do amuse me sometimes.
holding rallies underground so no one knows about them! brilliant!
must be inkblots....
yeh, tea leaves and inkblots.
Anonymous
Handbags and gladrags.
An earth with mostly females
I read that book.
Boy and His Dog?
NTodd,
screenplay and book by harlan ellison...
gee dith, over 100 people and yet no pictures, no news, no announcements, not even a blog report, huh? well, i guess everything you've said here so far has turned out to be reliable, so....
dith here, Jose Chung at digbys. These people had to have learned their English from gum wrappers or fortune cookies. This doesn't sound like normal English.
It can only mean that the RNC has outsourced the troll jobs just as we were predicting.
Catalexis, true; but whereas male serial killers tend to be sociopathic, female ones are nearly invariably
psychotic, e.g. Aileen Wournos -- not that that's pertinent to this discussion.
But these anti dim rally exist there's been 12 of them so far in five different states.
dith:
Just because that meth you're doing makes you imagine shit, that doesn't mean it's real!
must be inkblots....
yeh, tea leaves and inkblots.
Anonymous | 05.27.06 - 5:58 pm | #
What are you on about, now?
katie may have sumpin to say about dat...
Who is this katie and what would she have to say?
Illuminated, Enlightened..
Educated? Bush? MBA
Harvard Yale? B-School, I mean WTF?
Is that enlightened?
Why would you ask for direction when you know you are in the exact center of your universe?
when you live in a universe as big as this one, the one thing you cannot afford is a sense of perspective.
-- doug adams
It can only mean that the RNC has outsourced the troll jobs just as we were predicting.
"Democraps are be suck! How about the Yankees! Go teams!"
Is Sudown the one he wrote about his girlfriend/dealer, the same one who sold Belushi his last bag-o-smack.
But these anti dim rally exist there's been 12 of them so far in five different states.
Boy, wouldn't you make a mint from a cheetos and Mountain Dew concession.
I always thought it was "C'mere, Baby Cakes"...
Anonymous
"I love you, Johnny Cakes!"
I think I need a drink first...
Thers, Man of the Soil
Become a Man of the Stoli. Whiskey isn't hard enough to go fight with the Idiocy that is Powerloins.
I've seen this movie (actually a clip of it on some snark show), with a young Don Johnson kept on a penis farm for reproductive purposes
The movie depiction of the underground town in A Boy and His Dog sucked compared to the Harlan Ellison short story. Nonetheless, the movie is very faithful to the story and very good. The story is just better.
"Democraps are be suck! How about the Yankees! Go teams!"
Eli
Very good. Yes. That kind of stuff.
what can we do to keep the next generation of rethugs from hatching?
A more optimal free market for education.
It can only mean that the RNC has outsourced the troll jobs just as we were predicting.
They HAVE been pretty pitiful these past few months, haven't they?
Jose Chung at digbys
I've seen those, double major asshole.
"olive bars" are popular in pricey and natural markets. Izzat a nationwide thing?
Definitely made its way to Arlington, VA. I love olives, so it's a trend I appreciate.
Have I missed irksomeness since last
night?
steve simels
Did you get to hang out with Kent last night. Isn't he a sweety. I wish one of my daughters were available.
Have I missed irksomeness since last
night?
steve simels
Did you get to hang out with Kent last night. Isn't he a sweety. I wish one of my daughters were available.
f you've not done this google olive preparation. It's shocking what's done to them to make olives taste good.
Doug,
what's the bad thing? all i see are recipes.
Who is this katie and what would she have to say?
rorschach - 6:02 pm
katie=sittinpretty,
a cute, shapely blonde lady from florid who posts here ...
Maybe Atrios would do a talk like a dith thread sometimes. It could be a fun alternative to "Another stupid open thread".
"Democraps are be suck! How about the Yankees! Go teams!"
Royalty love trees!
Become a Man of the Stoli. Whiskey isn't hard enough to go fight with the Idiocy that is Powerloins.
NTodd, Tiresome
there is, according to harper's index, a single male scotch about to be released that is 180 proof.
plantsman, lowercase
Hey, thanks for that link earlier on fishing info - it was perfect!
"I love you, Johnny Cakes!"
Terry C, Politikal Girl | 05.27.06 - 6:03 pm | #
I love you, Dr Zaius!
Powerloins appropriates the Easter Rising in a row about the Dartmouth alumni board.
P O'Neill, that Powerwhine post was the worst thing I've seen on the Internets all day long...
a single male scotch
Does he wear a kilt?
screenplay and book by harlan ellison...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka... | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:01 pm | #
And directed by the great cowboy actor
L.Q. Jones. Last seen in the first
Banderas Zorro movie, I think...
the best part of fargo is on right now.
"funny looking how?"
"just funny looking. even more than most people."
"yah."
Atrios,
Your list is wrong for last week. I think Timmy once again had an all GOP lineup but it was some other GOP lineup.
Also, notice among the pundits he has the foaming at the right harpy Kate OBeirn and no liberal to balance her. The rest are just DC conventional wisdom pundits.
"Democraps are be suck! How about the Yankees! Go teams!"
Eli
Very good. Yes. That kind of stuff.
olvlzl |
You forgot "loosers."
"An earth with mostly females"
I saw that movie! No wait it was a prison.
Never mind.
Does he wear a kilt?
Hecate, Grammar Fag
at first.
brilliant like a fox.
Olives?
Soaking them in lye amongst other things. The same thing you use for drain cleaner.
Olives?
Soaking them in lye amongst other things. The same thing you use for drain cleaner.
180 proof scotch is one way for a single male to stay that way.
Actually I kind of believe dith - I picture him and his brownshirt friends getting together in someone's ma's basement (hence underground) to drink beer and eat Cheetos and watch American History X and Fight Club and act out the parts and reassure themselves that it isn't gay in the least to admit that Ed Norton is a damn good-looking man, followed quickly by unanimous agreement that they'd all like to be banging Salma Hayek.
As for troll quality, I read an intriguing anti-Bush column by some archconservative editor, complaining that in the good old Reagan days, he could counter liberals' arguments directly, but now when liberals complain about Republican policies, all he can do is make fun of their ties.
I've never seen him on TeeVee, but I like Eugene Robinson's columns, it's still three-to-one.
Educated Idiots? Or Parrots with a flashlight?
when you live in a universe as big as this one, the one thing you cannot afford is a sense of perspective.
Thats what I mean.
The Fecking guy has no idea how big the universe is,but says it's big, yet your not to afford a sense of persepective? Shit man, stick your head in your ass, it's the same thing.
Maybe Atrios would do a talk like a dith thread sometimes.
olvlzl
I can't dumb down THAT far.
there is, according to harper's index, a single male scotch about to be released that is 180 proof.
dirk gently,idiomatic - 6:05 pm
GlennEverclear?
brilliant like a fox.
dith | 05.27.06 - 6:06 pm | #
foxes eat worms.
too.
Now go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark thay wont even know your name
And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes:
Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
dirk gently,idiomatic | 05.27.06 - 5:36 pm | #
One of my alltime favorite moments was driving somewhere, about 10 years ago, with my 65-year old mom, and having that song come on the radio.
She was so tickled by it. 
but now when liberals complain about Republican policies, all he can do is make fun of their ties.
Of course telling the truth is out of the question.
Memerial day is the worst holiday ever, unless you're actually honoring the graves by cleaning them, planting flowers, respecting the dead. Even a picnic at a cemetery can be respectful
You can do so quietly
I hate the asshole rhetoric accompying. Just saw an asshole on CNN saying "Thank you for giving your life." No, you're thanking yourself
GlennEverclear?
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka... |
going to go check - brb
As for troll quality, I read an intriguing anti-Bush column by some archconservative editor, complaining that in the good old Reagan days, he could counter liberals' arguments directly, but now when liberals complain about Republican policies, all he can do is make fun of their ties.
Eli
What the fuck was so great about Reagan?
I never got that!
Crazy like a doorknob, Carla!!
Royalty love trees!
To abuse plastic bag, please pay money each 2 dollar.
Olives?
Soaking them in lye amongst other things. The same thing you use for drain cleaner.
Doug, | 05.27.06 - 6:06 pm | #
I've got a photo of miriam just after she ate the olive. Really hilarious.
but now when liberals complain about Republican policies, all he can do is make fun of their ties.
Of course telling the truth is out of the question.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Ignoring George Will's and Fucker Carlson's taste in clothing, of course.
"funny looking how?"
"Go Bears!"
Whenever I'm in Europe, and I see all the different kinds of olives in the markets, I wish I liked them.
Califia's Daughters sounds interesting, I'll have to read that one. I was originaly inspired by The Gate to Women's Country, but I rather hoped we might avoid the apocalypse. Admittedly it's something of a eugenics pipe dream and would be only partly sucessful at best. It's just that men seem to be the source of so much that's wrong with human beings, a few generations without them while the women clean everything up .. OK, don't hit me, please.
Course, if these underground rallies are supposed to be secret and dith is posting about them on one of the web's most widely-read blogs, it's likely that the rally organizers (you know, those people so powerful and secretive that they can secretly organize underground rallies for hundreds of people) will be knocking on dith's door any minute. I guess if he disappears, we'll know he was telling the truth.
What the fuck was so great about Reagan?
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
"look my head is im my ass, it fits, but I care not why, but it's dark, and it smells crappy, and the fumes make me see stars....." said the wise dumbass
Oy Lawd hepp us awe
What the fuck was so great about Reagan?
I never got that!
Terry C, Politikal Girl - 6:08 pm
he LOOKED "Presidential"...
oh fuck, this is really bad -- esp with news of the haditha murders:
Copter Down in Iraq; 2 Marines Missing
May 27,2006 | BAGHDAD, Iraq -- A U.S. Marine AH-1 Cobra helicopter crashed in an insurgent stronghold in western Iraq on Saturday, and two crew members were missing, the U.S. military said. Hostile fire was not suspected as the cause.
The helicopter was on a maintenance test flight when it went down, and search-and-rescue efforts were under way, the statement said.
"We are using all the resources available to find our missing comrades," Marine spokesman Lt. Col. Bryan Salas said.
The statement added that "the incident does not appear to be a result of enemy action."
The statement did not specify where exactly the helicopter crashed in Anbar, a huge, insurgent-infested province extending from the western outskirts of Baghdad to the Syrian and Jordanian borders.
Maybe Atrios would do a talk like a dith thread sometimes. It could be a fun alternative to "Another stupid open thread".
olvlzl
How about "talk like a pirate dith?"
"Aye, get ye ready for more anti-dim rallys comin' t' a store near ye. Dims dont be afraid o' the anti dim rallys we just want t' purge the country o' yer mindset not ye, me hearties. They be underground now, not on yon media screen, not e'en on talk radio. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty! Arrrrr!"
the best part of fargo is on right now.
"funny looking how?"
"just funny looking. even more than most people."
"yah."
dirk gently,idiomatic
Don't cha know?
only he didn't say jerk, if ya know what i mean.
Califia's Daughters sounds interesting, I'll have to read that one. I was originaly inspired by The Gate to Women's Country, but I rather hoped we might avoid the apocalypse. Admittedly it's something of a eugenics pipe dream and would be only partly sucessful at best. It's just that men seem to be the source of so much that's wrong with human beings, a few generations without them while the women clean everything up .. OK, don't hit me, please.
It sounds good in theory, but I must remind:
Condi Rice.
Karen Hughes.
Bar Bush.
Ann Coulter.
Laura Ingraham.
Michelle Malkin.
Peggy Noonan.
Kay Bailey Hutchison.
Gale Norton.
Etc., etc...
Low rates of taxation are the most important factor in long term economic growth.
but now when liberals complain about Republican policies, all he can do is make fun of their ties.
One thing's certain.
Bush thinks Blair's red ties are the best thing about him.
When they met in 2001 the new US leader was asked what they had in common and could only think of a shared preference for Colgate toothpaste. Two wars and a political meltdown later, Mr Bush still seemed at a loss to define what bound them together. Asked what he would miss about the prime minister, his first response was: "I'll miss those red ties, is what I'll miss."
What the fuck was so great about Reagan?
I never got that!
Terry C, Politikal Girl - 6:08 pm
he LOOKED "Presidential"...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka...
I think he looked like the befuddled senile asshole that he was.
Lousy actor, even worse preznit.
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
jack |
and weapons.
well, not the world. just the contras.
Whenever I'm in Europe, and I see all the different kinds of olives in the markets, I wish I liked them.
DemByDefault | 05.27.06 - 6:10 pm | #
WTF?? Why look at them? do you buy them to look cool?
Jeebus man, that's what college teechus yew people in Merikuh?
It's just that men seem to be the source of so much that's wrong with human beings,
I don't think it's men. I think it's what patriarchy, as a system, does to men. It's, obviously, not kind to women either, but it really fucks with men by asking them to live in a world that simply does not correspond very often to reality. Consequently, they do crazy things like start wars. Someone once said that patriarchy makes women do terrible things to themselves and makes men do terrible things to others.
Condi Rice.
Karen Hughes.
Bar Bush.
Ann Coulter.
Laura Ingraham.
Michelle Malkin.
Peggy Noonan.
Kay Bailey Hutchison.
Gale Norton.
Mabel, call the pound!
what can we do to keep the next generation of rethugs from hatching?
what ideology?
what ideas?
i'm just saying
i'm more worried about our own politicians on our side of the aisle not acting like dems should.
i like this idea. somebody started a project to send crashing the gate to every dem in congress.
http://ctgproject.blogspot.com/2...rt-
success.html
on one hand, it might have an impact (you never know). one the other, i can see them being too arrogant to consider it, offended at being lectured to. cloistered perfumed princes - that's who we have representing us.
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
Because none of that existed before Reagan's dad came inside his mom.
you other trolls get the fuck off my corner.
Back in college, 180 proof was used for demonstrations of fire. Guys would pour it in an elaborate maze pattern, light it up. Fun to watch it spread across the brickwork courtyard
hecate, the single male scotch is 300 years old*. so perhaps the kilt should stay on.
* at least, the recipe is.
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
jack |
He gave MURKA a fucking monster deficit.
Dims just get reid of your mind traps and be normal people, then the rallys will have acheived their purpose. Washing the country clean of the dim bags.
liberals complain about Republican policies
In idiot GOP Pro corruption world, any of the 70% of those not in agreement with bush are NOW Automatically LIBERAL?
JEEZ Man WTF? what about when Bush was at 90%? Huh?
Dims just get reid of your mind traps and be normal people
Dith made a punny!
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
Because none of that existed before Reagan's dad came inside his mom.
NTodd, Tiresome
I wish Nell Wilson Reagan had believed in giving head.
gonna kick dith ass rah rah.
Back in college, 180 proof was used for demonstrations of fire.
and a punch called Purple Jesus, IIRC.
I think it's what patriarchy, as a system, does to men. It's, obviously, not kind to women either, but it really fucks with men by asking them to live in a world that simply does not correspond very often to reality.
You are being way too brilliant and making way too much sense.
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
jack | 05.27.06 - 6:10 pm | #
The gift that gave us Enron.
What an accomplishment.
Low rates of athlete's foot are the most important factor in long term economic growth.
Low rates of taxation are the most important factor in long term economic growth.
jack | 05.27.06 - 6:12 pm | #
what a tupid stool.
Dims just get reid of your mind traps and be normal people, then the rallys will have acheived their purpose. Washing the country clean of the dim bags.
dith |
The schizo troll is still jerking off about "rallies" that never happened.
just saw this cleaning out e-mail:
Media Matters
On the May 24 edition of MSNBC's Imus in the Morning, host Don Imus referred to Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY) as "Satan" 11 times, once calling her "that buck-tooted witch, Satan." During an interview with NBC News chief foreign affairs correspondent Andrea Mitchell, Imus even claimed that Clinton was "worse than" Osama bin Laden, but then partially retracted his statement, saying: "Well, that's a little strong." During the same interview, Imus called former Vice President Al Gore "the phoniest bastard on the planet," adding that Gore is "a horrid human being."
Imus and his "regulars" are a HUGE part of the problem facing Democrats in '06 - and especially in '08. He's on an enormous ego trip - and sees himself as influential media star who can make or break careers. pathetic!
Democrats should boycott his show!! They won't, of course - Joe L, Biden, Harold Ford, Dodd - are regulars - and say things to please the I-Man!!
Imus is a truly evil SOB!!!
The "free market" is neither free nor a market. It's a game with loaded dice, and you're the mark.
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
Because none of that existed before Reagan's dad came inside his mom.
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:14 pm | #
And here I thought that capitalism gradually evolved in the 17th and 18th centuries.
Silly me.
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
jack |
And the gifts of sunshine, laughter of children, and the 6-4-3 double play.
It's true.
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
Reagan gave us Osama "TIM OSMAN" the CIA spook. The FREEDOM FIGHTER.
The GOP created the "program" that killed 3,000 people..WAKE THE FEK UP, JACK
Low rates of athlete's foot are the most important factor in long term economic growth.
NTodd, Tiresome
No, you fucking Naderite, HIGH rates of athlete's foot stimulate the economy through sales of clean socks, new gym shoes, and Dr Scholl's Medicated Powders!!
that's right, just keep responding to me. pay no attention to dith.
So the question becomes can we get humans to surrender the patriarchy? Anymore the only time a woman is recognized as having power is if she assumes an office in a male designed hierarchy. Listening to Rice, would anyone pay attention to her blathering if it weren't for the title she holds?
I don't think it's men. I think it's what patriarchy, as a system, does to men. It's, obviously, not kind to women either, but it really fucks with men by asking them to live in a world that simply does not correspond very often to reality. Consequently, they do crazy things like start wars. Someone once said that patriarchy makes women do terrible things to themselves and makes men do terrible things to others.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
WORD!
Hecate, Grammar Fag | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:14 pm | #
Hecate--I agree with you, but havee never understood why some women co-operate with patriarchy. That's a mystery. If I can see through the BS, why are there women dedicated to it?
that's right, just keep responding to me. pay no attention to dith.
Maybe you two would be available for a mιnage ΰ troll?
And here I thought that capitalism gradually evolved in the 17th and 18th centuries.
Silly me.
Me too, here I was thinking, it was masonic, the back of my one dollar bill. You know fear factor, crisis management, order from chaos.....Synthesis.
Democracy to the fools
The schizo troll is still jerking off about "rallies" that never happened.
Terry C, Politikal Girl |
put on by people so despised that they have to hold their "rallies" hidden out of sight in the cellar.
probably wear white sheets over their heads so they won't be recognized.
you other trolls get the fuck off my corner.
jack
this is the faux one, right?
A World Without Romania. You might be surprised.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e...thout%
20romania
Back in college, 180 proof was used for demonstrations of fire.
and a punch called Purple Jesus, IIRC.
DemByDefault |
Flaming Moes.
that's right, just keep responding to me. pay no attention to dith.
Maybe you two would be available for a mιnage ΰ troll?
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:19 pm | #
That is so not hot.
Women consolidate evil in the world by affirming men with bad values.
And here I thought that capitalism gradually evolved in the 17th and 18th centuries.
Capitalism is just a walk on some slippery rocks.
Imus and his "regulars" are a HUGE part of the problem facing Democrats in '06 - and especially in '08. He's on an enormous ego trip - and sees himself as influential media star who can make or break careers. pathetic!
If Howard Stern couldn't take down Bush, I'm pretty confident that Imus won't be able to take down Gore.
And here I thought that capitalism gradually evolved in the 17th and 18th centuries.
You're foolin' yourself...
I'm watching "The Patriot" on TNT at the moment.
Boy that is one seriously ahistorical piece of tripe.
Hecate--I agree with you, but havee never understood why some women co-operate with patriarchy. That's a mystery. If I can see through the BS, why are there women dedicated to it?
Draco
I don't understand THAT myself.
Never have!
ENTIRELY off topic: Who do you have to fuck to get Norton Antivirus entirely off your damn computer???
(Sorry, but I've been fighting with it for an hour or so.)
I don't think it's men. I think it's what patriarchy, as a system, does to men. It's, obviously, not kind to women either, but it really fucks with men by asking them to live in a world that simply does not correspond very often to reality. Consequently, they do crazy things like start wars. Someone once said that patriarchy makes women do terrible things to themselves and makes men do terrible things to others.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
I KNEW Maggie Thatcher was a dude!
this is the faux one, right?
jello | 05.27.06 - 6:20 pm | #
All jacks are stupid and boring.
I'm watching "The Patriot" on TNT at the moment.
Boy that is one seriously ahistorical piece of tripe.
Attaturk
Mel Gibson?
Of course, it's tripe!
Capitalism is just a walk on some slippery rocks.
Edie had a really nice ass. I was only 1 foot away from it.
Maybe you two would be available for a mιnage ΰ troll?
why are you so diacritical all the time?
ENTIRELY off topic: Who do you have to fuck to get Norton Antivirus entirely off your damn computer???
is that an offer?
ENTIRELY off topic: Who do you have to fuck to get Norton Antivirus entirely off your damn computer???
I'm gonna say... me.
I never 'got' Imus, but I never understood any of those sort of Morning Zoo shows. The man has bullied a lot of big feet into believing he makes them kewl
Women consolidate evil in the world by affirming men with bad values.
jack
Posted by a guy who can't get laid unless he pays for it.
And maybe not even then!
Let's face it dims, you cant win because you have few feelings.
Boy that is one seriously ahistorical piece of tripe.
Yeah, but that Aunt (the one played by that Aussie chick from Event Horizon) is teh hot.
I think Dennis was wrong; strange women lying in ponds distributing swords sounds like a fine basis for a system of government.
Capitalism is just a walk on some slippery rocks.
Edie had a really nice ass. I was only 1 foot away from it.
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:22 pm | #
Well, knowing you, and your endowment, you could easily have reached...
I never 'got' Imus, but I never understood any of those sort of Morning Zoo shows.
I have never heard one I didn't instantly viscerally hate.
fake jack failed econ 101.
I'm watching "The Patriot" on TNT at the moment.
Boy that is one seriously ahistorical piece of tripe.
Get to a theater and see The Da Vinci Code!
A fantastic movie. It was everything I'd hoped it would be, and more.
Mel Gibson?
Of course, it's tripe!
Terry C, Politikal Girl
All the British are rather gayified too, so it has that classic "Gibson" element as well.
Wow: Dirk and Eli, my afternoon just got a whole lot more interesting!
why some women co-operate with patriarchy
What I find amazing is that there are any women who stand up to it. You're indoctrinated in it from birth. Everyone, you're told, is made in God's image and likeness, but you can see that you aren't, really. God's a male. If you don't want to be mocked and marginalized and poor and powerless, you must co-operate with patriarchy. Women who do a good job of co-operating w/ patriarchy get positive attention, affimation, wealth, security, desirable mates, better lives than those who won't cooperate, and a few moments of peace.
Gibon's movies ought to be called
Violent Revenge Fantasy I
Violent Revenge Fantasy II
Violent Revenge Fantasy III
and so on....
later Foos
I liked dith better when he posted bad poetry.
Imus is a truly evil SOB!!!
portia
I wish someone would put him BACK in his coffin and re-bury him.
Him AND Rumsfeld!
Get to a theater and see The Da Vinci Code!
A fantastic movie. It was everything I'd hoped it would be, and more.
Thers, Man of the Soil
I saw it last weekend. Not bad, not great either. Certainly far better than the Patriot.
Wow: Dirk and Eli, my afternoon just got a whole lot more interesting!
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh
"remember that thing we talked about? eli is into it!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
A fantastic movie. It was everything I'd hoped it would be, and more.
Almost inconceivably, the DaVinci Code Thers was staring at was projected onto the glistening, sweaty forehead of a 300-foot tall albino monk.
Capitalism is the completed moment of the history of the universe.
Democrats should boycott his show!! They won't, of course - Joe L, Biden, Harold Ford, Dodd - are regulars - and say things to please the I-Man!!
Imus is a truly evil SOB!!!
portia
imus will slime everybody else, but it's funny how he bends over backwards to praise harold ford. you can tell by his attitude what he's really saying is that he's amazed ford is so articulate.
strange women lying in ponds distributing swords sounds like a fine basis for a system of government.
This just in ... al Qaeda unleashes new WMD ... open tag strikethrough ... developing ...
I'm appalled by the Sunday morning lineup, but I tell you, I'll be even more appalled if the networks go over the line and invite that archconservative bastard I saw on a clip the other day. Tom Delay told me about him, Stephen something. You networks better not have him on, do you hear me? That'll be TOO MUCH!
Don't any of you conservatives start calling for him to appear, either, you hear?
Before I leave, someone just posted this LATimes article, Strong Signs of Rift Among Democrats, at FDL. Discusses Move On's recent endorsement of Lamont and the fight between centrist and progressive Dems. Interesting:
...
"Getting 33% at the convention is really impressive, but [Friday's endorsement] is even bigger because it shows the grass-roots and money [donors]
that there is something behind Ned Lamont," McLean said. "It's big. It's huge."
Wittmann said that if Lamont and his allies succeed in ousting Lieberman, "it would be devastating to the Democratic Party" by suggesting that centrists are no longer welcome.
"This shows that [MoveOn] is trying to precipitate a civil war within the party," he said.
Pariser dismissed that suggestion. "We think primaries are a healthy part of the democratic process for a reason so voters can choose who represents them rather than the chattering class of Beltway insiders," he said. "And if supporters of the Iraq war Republicans and some Democrats are in electoral trouble, it's probably because a majority of the people in this country think it was a disastrous mistake."
Did we really mean to strikethrough the ENTIRE BLOG?
Idle curiousity....
all economic policy is redistribution of wealth.
Not bad, not great either. Certainly far better than the Patriot.
It's very quotable -- "Get out" "Run!" "In there!"
To understand Reagan, all you need to know is that photo session that recorded those "rugged" pictures of him with his horse. When he first showed up for the shoot, he was wearing jodhpurs.
The photographer protested that people would think him an east-coast elitist. Reagan fussed that "this is what you're supposed to wear," but image manufacturing prevailed and on went the denim and cowboy hat.
The rest is stagecraft history.
Nice, in The Patriot, the British have now locked up the citizenry in a church and burned it.
Just like the Nazis.
I didn't know I was watching Shoah.
Capitalism is a woman.
I saw it last weekend. Not bad, not great either. Certainly far better than the Patriot.
Attaturk | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:25 pm | #
But how does it compare with, say, The Postman. Or Waterworld.
OMG!!! Everything Atrios has ever written IS A LIE!!!!!
If attaturk was around he could log in to close the strikethrough tag.
Capitalism is the completed moment of the history of the universe.
jack | 05.27.06 - 6:25 pm | #
what a sad, tiny, lonely little mind to think like this.
Roast chicken, backed potato, salad and red wine await. And I didn't have to cook it meself.
I'm off!
why didn't Pariser just say "Centrists are welcome, Lieberman is not a centrist."
GGRRRRRR
why doesn't everybody just do what I say!!
It's very quotable -- "Get out" "Run!" "In there!"
Thers, Man of the Soil
Say what you will, Jesus was great in the sack. What with all that second coming and stuff.
the lie is truth again.
Nice, in The Patriot, the British have now locked up the citizenry in a church and burned it.
Just wait for the part where George Washington goes on the radio and offers to free any slave willing to fight the Britonazis.
Capitalism is a woman.
Jack is a dung-scented candle.
Capitalism is the completed moment of the history of the universe.
jack | 05.27.06 - 6:25 pm | #
what a sad, tiny, lonely little mind to think like this.
dirk gently,idiomatic | 05.27.06 - 6:27 pm | #
He's just a moron who strings words together to get a reaction.
There is no thought. There is no desire for communication.
Say what you will, Jesus was great in the sack. What with all that second coming and stuff.
That's what happens when you're able to raise the dead.
Discusses Move On's recent endorsement of Lamont and the fight between centrist and progressive Dems.
There is no such fight -- the fight is between entrenched establishment Dems and every Democratic voter in the country.
Love is your nose.
why didn't Pariser just say "Centrists are welcome, Lieberman is not a centrist."
I'm afraid this has more to do with those dems who support the war vs those that don't. That seems to be the big issue.
why are you so diacritical all the time?
I'm not! I'm dialectical.
Let's face it dims, you cant win because you have few feelings.
I've got lots of feelings. Joy. Anger. Despair. Horniness. Serenity. Hatred. Love. Numbness.
Let's face it dims, you cant win because you have [a] few feelings.
dith
Unlike the Goopers, yes, as is obvious to anyone.
Yes, yes, I know, I shouldn't feed the trolls.
All jacks are stupid and boring.
rorschach
the faux jack bemoaning his own case of std ("does this look infectious to you?") was hilarious.
who is the one doing that?
The Spirit is a bone.
--Hegel
Ack, chores calling. Later batsies.
Say what you will, Jesus was great in the sack. What with all that second coming and stuff.
God that's funny. Goooood blasphemy!!
If attaturk was around he could log in to close the strikethrough tag.
P O'Neill
That Attaturk fucker is dead to me!
DEAD!
"remember that thing we talked about? eli is into it!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
dirk gently,idiomatic
STOP FLIRTING!
Say what you will, Jesus was great in the sack. What with all that second coming and stuff.
although it was disconcerting when he used to scream out "O, Dad! I'm coming!"
(sorry. i kill myself.)
There is no such fight
Sorry. Didn't mean to imply that I felt that way, but Wittman is definitely whining about it.
Almost inconceivably, the DaVinci Code Thers was staring at was projected onto the glistening, sweaty forehead of a 300-foot tall albino monk.
You mispelled "foreskin"
It's now called "Meek the Press"
OMG!!! Everything Atrios has ever written IS A LIE!!!!!
It's because the fucker never, ever links to me.
Say what you will, Jesus was great in the sack.
Ain't no testes like Christestes!
I liked the struck-out look...
Anybody want some M&Ms? Though I eat all the blue ones.
Ain't no testes like Christestes!
Full of Jizzus.
There is no such fight
Sorry. Didn't mean to imply that I felt that way, but Wittman is definitely whining about it.
pie
Wittman and Beinart seem to operate on the assumption that war, in and of itself, is a good thing. That's about all I take from their arguments. It makes Brooks's bleating about "The Cause is Noble!!!" seem rational.
all economic policy is redistribution of wealth.
dirk gently,idiomatic
All political policy is a redistribution of wrath.
It's funny to see how actual historians responded to "Passion of the Christ." Gibson got the shape of the cross wrong. It should look like a T, not a t.. The little t was a later artistic invention.
And why are the Roman soldiers speaking Latin? At that time, in that place there were many languages from the eastern provinces. The common language would have been Koine Greek.
That's what was used in the Roman army
Capitalism is a woman.
jack | 05.27.06 - 6:27 pm | #
Not funny. Next time be sure to include
the obligatory reference to your balls.
Comedy gold, guaranteed!!!!
Is anyone watching Maximum Velocity on Sci-Fi? Does it it make *any* sense at all?
Ain't no testes like Christestes!
Full of Jizzus.
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:32 pm | #
I like my Saviors young, dumb, and full of cum.
Anybody want some M&Ms?
Oh, Goddess, I love M&Ms. Get the behind me, Satan.
Full of Jizzus.
You are not: you're full of Jews.
Get the behind me, Satan.
Hecate, Grammar Fag |
well, if that's what you prefer ... alright.
/beelzebub
Say what you will, Jesus was great in the sack. What with all that second coming and stuff.
That's what happens when you're able to raise the dead.
Eli
Off Him money, and He'll whip you.
Sorry. Didn't mean to imply that I felt that way, but Wittman is definitely whining about it.
Oh, no shot at you intended.
Is anyone watching Maximum Velocity on Sci-Fi? Does it it make *any* sense at all? -Eli
The plot will explode if they drop below 50 mph.
I liked dith better when he posted bad poetry.
JeffCO
Me too.
It's a toss up as to who is more stupid - him or jack.
Jesus was great in the sack.
the first will come last.
Maximum Velocity on Sci-Fi? Does it it make *any* sense at all? -Eli
Is it Filipino?
I never 'got' Imus, but I never understood any of those sort of Morning Zoo shows. The man has bullied a lot of big feet into believing he makes them kewl
DemByDefault
They all play along - Mike Barnicle, Tweety, Timmy, Andrea Mitchell - it's sickening to watch!!
They need to be exposed for the character assassins that they are.
They can't have it both ways. They're either cheap shot artists - or "journalists" -they should be forced to choose what role they want play in the public discourse.
That's what happens when you're able to raise the dead.
Eli
My great-uncle who died in the eighties still receives invitations from health clubs. One of them promised all the money back if he didn't look a lot healthier in six months...
well, if that's what you prefer ... alright.
/beelzebub
Oh no, I know how this works. First you have to make me able to fly and to kill my neighbors' kine. Then we'll talk.
Oh, Goddess, I love M&Ms.
Peanut?
I like my Saviors young, dumb, and full of cum.
Hail Mary, full of paste.
Anyone up for hot navel licking? Or bacon?
Urgh! "Offer Him money, and He'll whip you."
Freud would say I really meant "Off Him," and that's why Freud was a genius.
Eli,
I think it's safe to say that "The Calamari Wrestler" is AS weird as "Fatty Drives the Bus."
Sorry to do this again, but you guys collectively know everything:
Are registry-cleaning programs any good? Can they be used safely by someone who would never dare open the registry?
It's a toss up as to who is more stupid - him or jack. - Terry C, Politikal Girl
I'd call it a throw up.
Is anyone watching Maximum Velocity on Sci-Fi?
I'm waiting to see if they show anymore Japanese monster movies.
Is anyone watching Maximum Velocity on Sci-Fi? Does it it make *any* sense at all?
I'll be watching Falcon Down at 9 -- the description features that wonderful phrase, those 3 magic words, "William Shatner co-stars."
Oh no, I know how this works. First you have to make me able to fly
flying is like invisibility. i can teach you, but not your rainments.
Maximum Velocity on Sci-Fi? Does it it make *any* sense at all? -Eli
Is that the one with Emilio Sheen and Mick Jagger?
I think it's safe to say that "The Calamari Wrestler" is AS weird as "Fatty Drives the Bus."
That's good, right?
if it's true occupied people assimilate customs of their occupiers, couldn't jesus have had short hair?
It's a toss up as to who is more stupid - him or jack.
- Terry C, Politikal Girl
I'd call it a throw up.
Rova Bend-Dova |
They're both tossers.
(I'm sure Assrocket will insist THAT's a made up word, too)
Oh, Goddess, I love M&Ms.
Peanut?
NTodd, Tiresome
Plain, meh.
Peanut, yes.
Peanut Butter, yes.
Almond, oh yes.
The puffy ones that are like nestle crunch, no.
Mint, yes.
There, that is pretty much my biography.
'll be watching Falcon Down at 9 -- the description features that wonderful phrase, those 3 magic words, "William Shatner co-stars."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That's good, right?
Eli
Depends on your level of mood-altering substance abuse, I think.
Is that the one with Emilio Sheen and Mick Jagger?
No, that was Freejack, although I think you're thinking of Terminal Velocity with Nastassja Kinski.
(Mmm...)
Are registry-cleaning programs any good? Can they be used safely by someone who would never dare open the registry?
What are you trying to scrub?
Anyone up for hot navel licking? Or bacon?
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl |
no wonder your navel is hot - keep the bacon on your plate.
i mean, um, ok!
GOD BLESS ATTATURK!
My strikethroughs have been vanquished.
I'm waiting to see if they show anymore Japanese monster movies.
They're not. I checked.
"That's good, right?"
Yup. I was rather amused by the sight of a giant squid with a shopping basket on its . . . arm.
'll be watching Falcon Down at 9 -- the description features that wonderful phrase, those 3 magic words, "William Shatner co-stars."
fal-CONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
I like my Saviors young, dumb, and full of cum.
Hail Mary, full of paste.
spinoza
The M&Ms are medicinal, by the way. Good cough medicine.
if it's true occupied people assimilate customs of their occupiers, couldn't jesus have had short hair?
He didn't have blond hair, blue eyes and pasty white skin either.
those 3 magic words, "William Shatner co-stars."
Ooooooo. Going to have to commandeer a television here tonight.
(Fella just bought the first season of Boston Legal, we've never seen it; I grow to love Shatner more every day.)
Are registry-cleaning programs any good? Can they be used safely by someone who would never dare open the registry?
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh
Sorry have no advice except: Be veeeeeeery careful. I haven't used one in years, as the last time I tried one, it destroyed my registry.
A full back-up is in order before you go down that road.
Nastassja Kinski. (Mmm...) -Eli
She is spit to my griddle. (Unabashed One From The Heart ref.)
Anyone up for hot navel licking? Or bacon?
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl |
no wonder your navel is hot - keep the bacon on your plate.
Reminds me of that scene from Hot Shots that was a takeoff on 9 1/2 weeks...
no wonder your navel is hot - keep the bacon on your plate.
i mean, um, ok!
dirk gently,idiomatic
Wow. The things I learn here.
Yup. I was rather amused by the sight of a giant squid with a shopping basket on its . . . arm.
I loved the fundamental premise that no-one seemed to find any of this at all unusual.
Now, about that B&W 60's Czechoslovakian musical western comedy about the lemonade-drinking gunslinger...
if it's true occupied people assimilate customs of their occupiers
We'll know if the Iraqi government starts rigging elections and calling political rivals "Un-Iraqi".
'll be watching Falcon Down at 9 -- the description features that wonderful phrase, those 3 magic words, "William Shatner co-stars."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
KAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN!
JeffCO: All fucking remnants of NAV2005. Plus I'm pretty sure there's lots of other weirdness in there. Never touched the registry myself.
Jesus was a tender lover, given to small gentle bites, as opposed to treating it like salt-water taffy (ooooh, a flashback)
He was, however, all about laying on hands.
The rest is stagecraft history.
Uncle Smokes
Reagan was always wearing hats at jaunty angles. He even wore ball caps at jaunty angles.
speaking of things down, did i hear 2 more US choppers came down in iraq? military spokespeople are trying to say they weren't shot down. how many is that so far?
Anyone up for hot navel licking? Or bacon?
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
I have no idea what hot navel bacon might entail...
I loved the fundamental premise that no-one seemed to find any of this at all unusual.
Ai-yup. And that there was actually someplace in Pakistan (?!) to go to train as a calamari wrestler.
Jesus was a tender lover, given to small gentle bites, as opposed to treating it like salt-water taffy (ooooh, a flashback)
His tootsie roll was also 8". Cut.
(Fella just bought the first season of Boston Legal, we've never seen it; I grow to love Shatner more every day.)
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh
i love shatner. my two favorites (out of many):
the SNL skit where he played himself at a sci-fi convention ("Get a life, people!")
and shatner sings - lucy in the sky with diamonds.
I grow to love Shatner more every day.)
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh
We have a "G4" channel on our cable system.
Used to be the Tech Channel.
They show the original Star Trek pretty much all day on Saturdays.
He even wore ball caps at jaunty angles.
That doesn't sound very protective. Why not just wear a codpiece?
Don't think I ever heard a complete verse, but high school friends singing Plastic Jesus would throw in, "Virgin Mary, she's the most. She's been had by the Holy Ghost, right here in the back seat of my car"
Reagan was always wearing hats at jaunty angles. He even wore ball caps at jaunty angles.
Max Planck
That's how he wore Nancy too.
'll be watching Falcon Down at 9 -- the description features that wonderful phrase, those 3 magic words, "William Shatner co-stars."
aHA!
So that's who let the tribble in!
(another one for the mysterious and shadowy Codename V)
the SNL skit where he played himself at a sci-fi convention ("Get a life, people!")
"You, with the ears! You ever kiss a girl?!"
I have no idea what hot navel bacon might entail...
rorschach
Speaking of tail (and I'm so glad you brought that up), since my beloved res ipsa loquitur isn't on at the moment, can we talk about the magnificent hussy that was the hostess at tonight's restaurant?
Oh.
My.
God.
Reagan was always wearing hats at jaunty angles. He even wore ball caps at jaunty angles.
Max Planck
Must have been Rock Hudson's influence...
So that's who let the tribble in!
(another one for the mysterious and shadowy Codename V)
Aw.
Have you met the Yogurt family?
imus will slime everybody else, but it's funny how he bends over backwards to praise harold ford. you can tell by his attitude what he's really saying is that he's amazed ford is so articulate.
jello
I think it's more that Ford is a centrist who straddles the line politically - IOW he's I-Man's kind of guy. He says the things that Imus wanys to hear -he's a joke!!
I loved reading Josh Marshall's open letter to Ford when he was in the faint-hearted faction. It
was one of Josh's best posts!!
I found like eight copies of "White Comanche" in a grocery-store DVD bin the other day, starring Shatner in truly execrable dual roles. We'd just discovered that gem on a huge western collection The Fella just got.
Seriously, the day Shatner leaves us, I will cry my eyes out.
Reagan was always wearing hats at jaunty angles. He even wore ball caps at jaunty angles.
Max Planck
Must have been Rock Hudson's influence...
Uncle Smokes
would that explain the rouge?
I have no idea what hot navel bacon might entail...
rorschach
Hello sailor!
Oh...navel...nevermind...
Speaking of tail (and I'm so glad you brought that up), since my beloved res ipsa loquitur isn't on at the moment, can we talk about the magnificent hussy that was the hostess at tonight's restaurant?
Let's just talk about res ipsa's tail.
Yogurt seems to have a hairstyle issue.
Oh...navel...nevermind...
Need I remind you that it's Fleet Week here in NYC? All these sailors in their dress whites walking about the city?
speaking of things down, did i hear 2 more US choppers came down in iraq? military spokespeople are trying to say they weren't shot down. how many is that so far?
49. Brookings keeps track of downed helicopters in their Iraq Index...
We've got to stop this Democratic infighting, because anybody who's checked the pulse of the average voter knows that anybody who comes out breathing fire with regard to what's going on in this country just won't resonate.
One more thing. The Republicans are going to get all their factions together and quietly agree on a candidate in '08. Libertarians, corporate cheerleaders, hardline fundamentalists, it doesn't matter, there will be no fighting over the party's post-W future. There will be absolutely nothing to see during GOP primary season, nothing but smiling faces.
Yogurt seems to have a hairstyle issue.
I'm pretty sure he was the keyboardist for Flock Of Seagulls.
Oh...navel...nevermind...
Uncle Smokes
What? What are you saying? Are you suggesting seamen go (or come?) with my bacon?
I'm shocked, Shocked! to hear that!
william shatner sings "my way" to george lucas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p...h?
v=p55YD8QhQ3o
Never touched the registry myself. Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh
Well, I haven't used it but this one looks reliable. I agree you should do a system backup first. For other crap I like the freeware programs Ad-Aware and Spybot.
OMG, Yogurt is ridiculously cute.
Need I remind you that it's Fleet Week here in NYC? All these sailors in their dress whites walking about the city?
watertiger
Fleet Week?
That's like K-Lo's Pon Farr.
The M&Ms are medicinal, by the way. Good cough medicine.
Oh, absolutely. They also cure depression, headaches, and general malaise. They are, as my grandma used to say, good for what ails you.
Must have been Rock Hudson's influence...
Uncle Smokes
would that explain the rouge?
jello
Remember when he went to Germany and laid the wreath on the SS grave?
Looked like a two dollar whore!
Let's just talk about res ipsa's tail.
rorschach
My beloved? My betrothed? I'm struck speechless?
Got any nekkid pictures?
That's like K-Lo's Pon Farr.
Need I remind you that it's Fleet Week here in NYC? All these sailors in their dress whites walking about the city?
watertiger
they all went to see letterman the other night.
I think it's
one helicopter, 2 missing
----
BAGHDAD (AP) - An Iraqi tennis coach and two of his players were shot dead this week in Baghdad because they were wearing shorts, authorities said Saturday, reporting the latest in a series of recent attacks attributed to Islamic extremists.
A U.S. marine helicopter, meanwhile, crashed Saturday and its two crew members were missing in Anbar province, a volatile area west of the Iraqi capital where insurgents are active. Hostile fire was not suspected as the cause of the crash, the U.S. military said.
In the Baghdad incident, gunmen stopped a car carrying the Sunni Muslim coach and two Shiite players, asked them to step out and then shot them, said Manham Kubba secretary general of the Iraqi Tennis Union.
----
Chicken Caesar, congratulations on Iraq, your supersized Somalia. Asshole.
My beloved? My betrothed? I'm struck speechless?
Got any nekkid pictures?
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:49 pm | #
I was going to ask you the same thing.
JeffCO, thank you. That does look good. Already have Ad Aware and Spybot (which find ridiculously little garbage since I quit using IE).
There's a Norton Removal Tool on the net which totally doesn't work, and which you can't even USE unless you access it via IE. That kinda sealed the deal on dumping Norton today.
For other crap I like the freeware programs Ad-Aware and Spybot.
JeffCO | 05.27.06 - 6:48 pm | #
i endorse spybot.
fwiw.
Have you met the Yogurt family?
Eli |
Thems is some cute bunnies!
I was going to ask you the same thing.
rorschach
We should ask watertiger....
Now I'm on the mood to order some pizza and chow down with some old Star Trek.
By the way, if you're a Shatner fan and you've never seen Mind Meld, then you're in for a satisfying treat.
May we all be blessed with such friendship.
In the meantime, y'all take care of your good selves!
He's back!
As Firedoglake and other psychic healers diagnosed earlier this week, David Broder aint nuthin but a horndog, apantin all the time. He may fool Gwen Ifill, but he aint no friend of mine. I can picture him and Chris Matthews poised at the edge of the marsh, nostrils twitching, ready to plash in and retrieve a pair of Clinton undies;
An Iraqi tennis coach and two of his players were shot dead this week in Baghdad because they were wearing shorts,
Let freedom rain!
I was going to ask you the same thing.
rorschach
start the bidding, mates.
That's like K-Lo's Pon Farr.
Great. Star Trek music. In my head. You fez-wearing motherfucker.
Why would I have nekkid pictures of res ipsa?
and shatner sings - lucy in the sky with diamonds.
I rather enjoy Stewie doing Shatner doing Rocket Man myself.
Chicken Caesar, congratulations on Iraq, your supersized Somalia. Asshole.
Rova Bend-Dova
Bush of the Reverse Midas Touch.
Everything he touches turns instantly into shit.
Why would I have nekkid pictures of res ipsa?
watertiger
Because you have so many other beautiful pictures?
Why would I have nekkid pictures of res ipsa?
Because of your weekly lesbian lovefest.
Why would I have nekkid pictures of res ipsa? -watertiger
The question is why wouldn't you?
I rather enjoy Stewie doing Shatner doing Rocket Man myself.
JeffCO
I love that!
Why would I have nekkid pictures of res ipsa?
watertiger | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:53 pm | #
of res ipsa? oh, i see. i thought they just wanted to trade nekkid pics of each ot... never mind.
start the bidding, mates.
dirk gently,idiomatic
I promise to never appear on Hard Copy to reveal the sordid details of our unholy love.
I rather enjoy Stewie doing Shatner doing Rocket Man myself.
Oh, YEAH.
Someone here posted a great Lucy animation the other day. Funny as hell, I need to dig it up.
weekly lesbian lovefest.
Who told?
So this thread is obvious heading towards the notion of an orgy. Who's in?
The question is why wouldn't you?
JeffCO
Well, I certainly would! She's teh Hawt!
of res ipsa? oh, i see. i thought they just wanted to trade nekkid pics of each ot... never mind.
dirk gently,idiomatic | 05.27.06 - 6:54 pm | #
of each off topic?
Oh...each off-top pic.
So this thread is obvious heading towards the notion of an orgy. Who's in?
rorschach |
[raising hand and jumping up and down] - oooh! oooh!
weekly lesbian lovefest.
Who told?
I have a telephoto lens. That...zooms.
*YAWN*
What up?
I think this is it:
http://www.newsfromme.com/
archiv..._16.html#011504
So this thread is obvious heading towards the notion of an orgy. Who's in?
Must you always ruin everything and derail threads with sex talk?
weekly lesbian lovefest.
Who told?
Hecate, Grammar Fag
Oy! Who didn't? It was all over the comments section last month.
I have a telephoto lens. That...zooms.
NTodd, Tiresome
an 8 in telephoto.
cut.
Because of your weekly lesbian lovefest.
Tosh. We merely swap recipes for salt water taffy.
What up?
mena |
we're planning an orgy.
and i'm holding a practice session for anyone interested.
Mena, YOU, apparently. Welcome!
Stewie doing Shatner:
http://www.devilducky.com/media/24771/
MENA!
an 8 in telephoto.
cut.
dirk gently,idiomatic
==
He's lost his lenscap?
Tosh. We merely swap recipes for salt water taffy.
watertiger
Does that explain the bite marks? Or the savory smell of bacon? Hmmm.
We've got to stop this Democratic infighting,
Nah.
Tosh. We merely swap recipes for salt water taffy.
I don't pinch. I bite.
speaking of things down, did i hear 2 more US choppers came down in iraq?
no, 1 helicopter down; but very horrifying is the 2 marines onboard are missing. it went down in anbar province where the worst of the insurgency is underway. not good -- esp with the massacre in haditha.
Everything he touches turns instantly into shit. - Terry C, Politikal Girl
The touch and his itchy scalp have made him what he is today.
We've got to stop this Democratic infighting,
Nah.
rorschach
Agreed. Not while we are winning.
MENA!
watertiger
==
WT!!!!
(I was just feeling a bit sad earlier today that we stopped doing that - )
Also explains why every brain transplant has failed.
We've got to stop this Democratic infighting,
Good luck w/ that King Canute.
He's lost his lenscap?
Actually, I have. On my last 251 trip with Mex. I think I dropped it in Sheldon, VT. Fuuuuuck.
(I was just feeling a bit sad earlier today that we stopped doing that - )
weekly.
Taliban claim territorial gains
Saturday 27 May 2006, 23:06 Makka Time, 20:06 GMT
Mullah Zadallah, a Taliban commander, has told Aljazeera that the group has regained control of all the southwestern provinces of Afghanistan.
The Taliban have also threatened to attack Nato soldiers deployed in the south of the country, Aljazeera reported on Saturday.
For its part, the US military said US-led forces in Afghanistan have killed five Taliban fighters, including key leaders, in an attack on a training facility.
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/
...0DEF8C80CBE.htm
I don't pinch. I bite.
NTodd, Tiresome
==
Eli keeps talking about pinching something. He won't say what.
He's lost his lenscap?
Actually, I have. On my last 251 trip with Mex. I think I dropped it in Sheldon, VT. Fuuuuuck.
NTodd, Tiresome
i've got to lay off the spice. it's creepy.
kinda sealed the deal on dumping Norton today. Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh
While not a registry cleaner per se, I really like Codestuff Starter which lets you see and control everything that windows starts up. I use it whenever I suspect one of those bastard programs like Quicktime has decided to run itself in the background.
Also explains why every brain transplant has failed.
Mine went well at first, but the anti-rejection drugs lost efficacy over time.
guess jack went off to pull his taffy.
Must you always ruin everything and derail threads with sex talk?
NTodd, Tiresome
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy not?
guess jack went off to pull his taffy.
Rova Bend-Dova
Hopefully, he took dith with him!
He's lost his lenscap?
Actually, I have. On my last 251 trip with Mex. I think I dropped it in Sheldon, VT. Fuuuuuck.
This is my biggest peeve with Nikon. Their lenscaps are Teh Suck and will not stay on.
guess jack went off to pull his taffy.
Rova Bend-Dova | 05.27.06 - 7:02 pm | #
mommy called him up for dinner. she is going to be pissed that he spoiled his appetite with cheetos.
by which i mean, as simels would say, again.
i've got to lay off the spice. it's creepy.
But it helps you navigate when the Holzman Drive folds space.
And of course, The Original Shatner version
Still the greatest video of all time.
Mine went well at first, but the anti-rejection drugs lost efficacy over time.
NTodd, Tiresome
==
*picturing NTodd's skull hitting the ejector button*
Must you always ruin everything and derail threads with sex talk?
NTodd, Tiresome
talk is cheap.
sex, not so much.
Heh. Courageous Meteorologists bail out of Experimental Weather Plane and parachute just outside Siberian weather station... and the Russians make them use a calling card to phone for help.
God, I love Sci-Fi.
Argh. I gotta go put food on my family.
back in a bit.
mrs gently just brought me a ghiradelli chocolate square.
i've got to lay off the spice. it's creepy.
But it helps you navigate when the Holzman Drive folds space.
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:03 pm | #
It must flow.
Eli--what do we have for Scifi Weekend?
Even more freakin' sweet- you can see both Shatner's *and* Stewie's versions of Rocket Man here.
All you LIEberals ever think about is sex. SEX SEX SEX! Some people aren't as obsessed with COCK and PUSSY as you unhinged moonbats are. COCK AND PUSSY! COCK AND PUSSY!
This is my biggest peeve with Nikon. Their lenscaps are Teh Suck and will not stay on.
Yup. For over 2 years I've been fortunate that mine only would drop off when I pulled the cam out of my backpack. But I think this one's my fault: I was trying to deal with my tripod, bag, dog and holding the cap, so I most likely just dropped/left it somewhere. Didn't notice until I got to the Chester A Arthur Birthplace and Amusement Park.
dark breed next on sci fi.
brief nudity.
talk is cheap.
sex, not so much.
dirk gently,idiomatic
Cheap and meaningless sex is total self-actualization.
Except with my beloved, of course.
talk is cheap.
sex, not so much.
dirk gently,idiomatic | 05.27.06 - 7:04 pm | #
Talk is cheap.
Sex is free!
Eli--what do we have for Scifi Weekend?
Tonight's 9PM feature is Falcon Down, which appears to be Doomsday Weapon vs. Shatner, and tomorrow's 9PM feature is... Mansquito!
K, I count three people who didn't get the irony transplant.
Is it still too early for tonight's sci-fi? What cinema classic are you all going to narrate?
Sex is free!
rorschach
Sez the married man....
But it helps you navigate when the Holzman Drive folds space.
NTodd, Tiresome |
yeah. i suppose. but it was probably a mistake to wash it down with the maker's water.
All you LIEberals ever think about is sex. SEX SEX SEX! Some people aren't as obsessed with COCK and PUSSY as you unhinged moonbats are. COCK AND PUSSY! COCK AND PUSSY!
Michelle Malkin
Beats obsessing over immigration and internment camps.
Eli--well, anything with Shatner is a don't miss.
And Mansquito? Ooh, treats!
*picturing NTodd's skull hitting the ejector button*
It really hurts. And leaves a dent.
It must flow.
He who controls the Soup controls the Universe!
Yup. For over 2 years I've been fortunate that mine only would drop off when I pulled the cam out of my backpack.
I think mine falls off *in* my camera bag. When I take the camera out, the lens is all dusty like it's been uncovered for a while. Pisses me right off.
i'mmmmmmm rrrrrocket maaaaaaaannnnn!
He who can destroy a thing controls it.
Sex is free!
rorschach
Sez the married man....
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
i've been married longer than ror. believe me, it's not as free as it seems.
check out 'dark breed' reviews on IMDB. "Things explode!"
All you LIEberals ever think about is sex. SEX SEX SEX! Some people aren't as obsessed with COCK and PUSSY as you unhinged moonbats are. COCK AND PUSSY! COCK AND PUSSY!
No, sometimes we think about eating and drinking.
I have an uneasy feeling that I have actually *seen* Dark Breed before. If it has a Germanic alien with poofy blonde hair, I definitely have.
K, I count three people who didn't get the irony transplant. -fourmorewars
Almost called namestealer on your 6:47
I am so sorry if I started a camera discussion.
Sex is free!
rorschach
Sez the married man....
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:07 pm | #
Sez the married man in the middle of a sexual Renaissance!
But I've said too much.