I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
I pinch.
Stop that, Eli.
Meet the Press is just loaded with right-wingers! Jesus!
Oooooo. Murtha on This Week.
Yummy.
I don't want to meet that Press.
Fitz!
Timm Russert on Late Edition?!
WTF?!!
He's not talking about that damn book again, is he?
Fitz is who to send grow and strengthen thoughts to tonight. Spells, plzzzz.
yo, batses. Happy saddiday. Guess I'm Paint-happy.
Shouldn't it be called "Met the Press?"
Fuck Bush!
I punch!
I pinch.
Eli | Homepage |
whew. i thought i was dreaming.
So. MTP is a rerun?
Well, gosh, Chuck Hagel is the balance.
Hagel the not so new McCain.
Don't fly British Airways.
that MTP panel is at once unbelievable and totally predictable
and who the fuck would actually buy Russert's Chicken Soup for my Daddy's Soul book?
The only thing I hate more than gas-powered lawn mowers is gas-powered leaf-blowers.
I pinch.
Eli
I cinch!
and who the fuck would actually buy Russert's Chicken Soup for my Daddy's Soul book?
i thought it was who moved my daddies million little pieces of cheese?
Is there some sort of law I don't know about that prohibits them from going outside a circle of twenty people on these shows?
Suddenly, being TV-less doesn't seem all that bad.
Mr Hilter of the National Bocialists party was pretty reasonable on Press the Meat last week...
Powerloin's "Trunk" compares his buddies trying to take over the Dartmouth alumni council to the 1916 Easter Rising heroes!
Smokes, didya see my response to your response below?
He's not talking about that damn book again, is he?
I'm sick of the stupid book.
--------
RE: Tall People
I was in Bozeman, MT -- in the University cafeteria the chairs were so deep I felt like a little kid.
(but I'm short, myself.)
The only thing I hate more than gas-powered lawn mowers is gas-powered leaf-blowers.
rorschach
i blow my leaves the old fashioned way.
Speaking of sucking, I saw the new X-Men movie yesterday. Remarkably listless despite being all about the action. Best moment came during the trailers for (wait for it)....
Snakes. On A (motherfucking) Plane!
What we need is some sort of mirror universe map. For every right wing talking head there should be a corresponding left wing talking head. For example, if you're going to have Sensenbrenner on, an appropriately equal left-leaning person is Dennis Kucinich. If you're going to have someone like Buchanan, then let's see, um, someone really liberal.
The notion that Chuck Schumer is a liberal balance to the extreme right-wing viewpoint is ludicrous. Murtha's very centrist, and Durbin is only somewhat liberal.
Just was in Borders. Tim Russert's giant head beaming out at me from a heap of his books was unsettling.
What on earth does he have to say?
Just was in Borders. Tim Russert's giant head beaming out at me from a heap of his books was unsettling.
What on earth does he have to say?
It is a bit suprising that of the whopping total of three (3) national Democrats on the shows, none of them are named either "Biden" or "Lieberman."
Well, at least the grownups are in charge again. That's something.
*Sigh.*
.
incidently, i spilt coffee on my laptop this morning.
now i can't get it to hibernate.
Get ready for more anti-dim rallys coming to a store near you.
The notion that Chuck Schumer is a liberal balance to the extreme right-wing viewpoint is ludicrous. Murtha's very centrist, and Durbin is only somewhat liberal.
Randi Rhodes asked sometime recently when the last time a member of the CBC was on any of these shows.
What on earth does he have to say?
Dads didn't tell their kids they loved them. If only he'd extend that into a theory of poppy & chimpy.
How you are working to ensure the future of Big Oil
Gosh at witl The Dean talk about on The Perv's show?
With the equally lovely and brilliant Kate O smirking over her nicotine stained teeth sadly shaking her head,
dith | 05.27.06 - 5:22 pm | #
looks like grandma's cooking went out and bought himself a new one-note horn.
Snakes. On A (motherfucking) Plane!
JeffCO
I was gonna let this go, but....
Kentucky Man Finds Python in Rental Car
By Associated Press
Published May 27, 2006, 5:55 AM CDT
PADUCAH, Ky. -- The next time Dan McBride rents a car, he may want to inspect it not just for dings and dents but also for snakes.
The assistant athletic director at Eastern Kentucky University found a two-foot-long ball python in his rental car this week as he left the Ohio Valley Conference baseball tournament in Paducah.
That damn liberal media bias strikes again
when the last time a member of the CBC was on any of these shows.
They're hosers, eh?
"Gosh what will"
People are saying that Kate O'Beirne has twenty pounds of carrots jammed up her hoo-hah.
incidently, i spilt coffee on my laptop this morning.
now i can't get it to hibernate.
dirk gently,idiomatic | 05.27.06 - 5:22 pm | #
In the words of The Fall, it's totally wired!
Powerloin's "Trunk" compares his buddies trying to take over the Dartmouth alumni council to the 1916 Easter Rising heroes!
P O'Neill
Oof. I can think of another uprising for comparison, but I'll just wait for their upcoming book My Struggle.
Ah, yes, Tex Sensenbrenner going to splain immigration reform to us.
The Rabid Badger just might turn out to be the gift to Democrats that will keep on giving right through November.
That damn liberal media bias strikes again
I think you forgot your spam link there, fella.
I posted this below in response to NTodd interviewing Uncle Smokes for a podcast. Uncle Smokes said:
Are you sure? Once I start talking, it's all roundabout, and you'd be lucky to get an edgewise word. Oh well, the miracle of editing...
Don't believe a word of it. I spent a delightful evening with Mr. Smokes and understood every word. Made perfect sense and was charming to boot. Even got to kiss him.
ql in ny | 05.27.06 - 5:21 pm |
Fuck grandma's cooking. It sucks.
Timm Russert on Late Edition?!
WTF?!!
He's not talking about that damn book again, is he?
So maybe Leslie will ask Pumpkinhead why he only has Republicans on his show?
Ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
Uh oh, here come the men in the white suits again.
He's not talking about that damn book again, is he?
Who, DWD?
Oops, Duncan - got the same MTP guests in both this week and last week
In the words of The Fall, it's totally wired!
rorschach | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 5:24 pm | #
actually, its wireless. i'm just glad it isn't a gateway, or i'd be decalfinated.
I'm not kidding. My grandma's idea of cooking was Shake 'n Bake and Rice-a-Roni.
People are saying that Kate O'Beirne has twenty pounds of carrots jammed up her hoo-hah.
if only she were a little more limber, she could pull 'em out with those teef.
Something has GOT to be done about this rampant, activist, out-of-control liberal fucking media right now!
when the last time a member of the CBC was on any of these shows.
They're hosers, eh?
JeffCO
Um, CBC standing for ... oh you knew damn well what I meant.
Now, take off!
Who, DWD?
NTodd, Tiresome
meeee-OW!
if only she were a little more limber, she could pull 'em out with those teef.
watertiger
Now that you mention it, Condi has quite a set of chompers....
Anybody buy one of those new black MacBooks yet? I'm finding myself tempted. I keep reminding myself that's just because it looks cool.
polishifter
I wouldn't click on your site if you promised me $1,000.
Watch where Timmy the Perv's hands are when The Dean gossips about the Clenis, They will be in his lap.
I'm not joking,
Not me.
Fuck grandma's cooking. It sucks.
Buzz Bomb | 05.27.06 - 5:24 pm | #
dith doesn't like having it pointed out that he is also grandma's cooking. now he'll go away for a little while, then gm'sc will show up and deny it.
i think dith was also fy - same m.o.
post a bunch of the same crap over and over. without knowing or caring where it came from or what it meant.
I posted this below in response to NTodd interviewing Uncle Smokes for a podcast.
And I posted this:
Don't believe a word of it. I spent a delightful evening with Mr. Smokes and understood every word.
I did, too!
Even got to kiss him.
Slut.
My husband spilled coffee into a tv remote and it wouldn't turn off. Used a hairdryer which seemed to fix it.
Will report back if we get neighbor's cable...
Anybody buy one of those new black MacBooks yet? I'm finding myself tempted. I keep reminding myself that's just because it looks cool.
Buzz Bomb
Yesterday, in a rare moment of maturity, I bought a pair of twelve dollar sunglasses instead of hundred dollar sun glasses, b/c, as I pointed out to myself, they'll have to be replaced within the month.
Remember, if you don't invite Timmeh on your show to plug his book, you don't get the invite to Nantucket over the summer.
Dear god, they are such fucking whores.
Anybody buy one of those new black MacBooks yet? I'm finding myself tempted. I keep reminding myself that's just because it looks cool.
There was a website that was saying to just buy the white one and upgrade it to the same specs as the black MacBooks, to save yourself a few hundred dollars.
Can't say if this is true or not since I don't have one, but it's worth considering.
The Grand Lady of the Quilts makes me blush! (*ΊτΊ*)
if only she were a little more limber, she could pull 'em out with those teef.
watertiger
Now we know wt pissed. Euwwwwwww!
Sorry about your teevee.
Oh yeah, last week's MTP guests should be:
GUESTS:
Dr. Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of State | Bio |
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) | Home | Bio |
Rep. Charlie Norwood (R-GA)
So, five Repubs plus change, no Dems, in the past two weeks.
Charming, Timmeh.
meeee-OW!
I'm nothing if not a complete fucking asshole who likes to pick at scabs.
meeee-OW!
I'm nothing if not a complete fucking asshole who likes to pick at scabs.
Anybody buy one of those new black MacBooks yet? I'm finding myself tempted. I keep reminding myself that's just because it looks cool.
At a $200 markup on an identically-specced white one, you're welcome.
I'm not your precious grandma. Beware the Beast dims...cuz I think he's manglin' yo minds.
dith doesn't like having it pointed out that he is also grandma's cooking.
Centipedes don't like it when you turn over the log they are living under and expose them either.
Rep. Charlie Norwood (R-GA)
Ah, yes, Charlie 'deport US citizens' Norwood. How much play did that fucking remark get.
Um, CBC standing for ... oh you knew damn well what I meant. Now, take off! sdf
Colorado Beef Council? Complete Blood Chemistry? Calvary Baptist Church? Cedar Brewing Company? Chattanooga Bicycle Club?
I'm not your precious grandma. Beware the Beast dims...cuz I think he's manglin' yo minds.
dith | 05.27.06 - 5:30 pm | #
i'm more of a socialist.
Speaking of books, I don't know what I will read next, after finishing Earth Abides. It'll be Modern Critical Thought, or Chomsky's Necessary Illusions, or The Jealous Potter by Levi-Strauss, or Rethinking Bakhtin, or Ernest Mandel's Late Capitalism.
I'm torn.
Press this. 
I'm David "stay the course" Ignatius counts as a liberal, cause he went to St Albans with Gore. And Broder does represent the center, of the Beltway's self-involvement.
Sorry about your teevee.
thanks, mang. it's just an annoyance is all. probably cost me more to have it fixed than to buy a new one.
i just don't understand why these things always happen on a holiday weekend when all the repair shops are closed.
Beware the Beast dims
Mmmm, roast beast. Thanks for reminding me, it's time to throw the beast in the oven for tonight.
Are you ready dith?
Apparently Meet the Press isn't even going to try to pretend anymore.
None of them bother anymore.
Anybody buy one of those new black MacBooks yet? I'm finding myself tempted. I keep reminding myself that's just because it looks cool.
I'm thinking about it, but I guess the question is when are MS, Adobe, et. al. going to write their apps to run native on the Intel chip. Otherwise apparently the speed difference is variable.
I'm nothing if not a complete fucking asshole who likes to pick at scabs.
Mmmm....salt water scabs....
I'm not your precious grandma.
first the denials. then it will be "i'm not going to dignify that with a response anymore."
soon after come the dissembling explanations.
Yesterday, in a rare moment of maturity, I bought a pair of twelve dollar sunglasses instead of hundred dollar sun glasses, b/c, as I pointed out to myself, they'll have to be replaced within the month.
DemByDefault
A year ago, after owning cheap sunglasses my whole life, I sprung for a $120 pair of Ray-Bans. "Time for some big boy sunglasses," I reasoned. I've held onto them for a whole year now. It's true that I am a little more careful about taking care of them and not losing them because they were expensive. But I know that, inevitably, they will vanish one day.
Shouldn't it be called "Met the Press?"
Uncle Smokes |
Press The Meat
Or Meet The Whores
So I don't know. What are supposed to do kids. Start a letter writing campaign. It's just not going to change unless we push back. I can't tell you how many emails I've sent. It just doesn't do any good.
I know, let's put on a show.
Rorschach, and the answer is?
Not trying to defend these programs, but most Representatives and Senators leave DC these days for the weekends, so the pool of potential in-studio guests is smaller than one might expect. And throw in a holiday weekend, the cupboard is really bare.
Over Democratic opposition, the Senate this morning confirmed Gen. Michael Hayden as CIA director. In the interest of fairness, we thought we'd print some quotes from Hayden's opponents:
* "I believe we are on our way to a major Constitutional confrontation on Fourth Amendment guarantees of unreasonable search and seizure. I think this is also going to present a growing impediment to the confirmation of General Hayden (to be CIA Director). And that is very regretted."--Dianne Feinstein (D., Calif.), May 11
* "Fixing intelligence also depends on real oversight from the Republican-led Senate Intelligence Committee. Time and again this Committee has shown itself more committed to protecting the White House than to dealing with the disarray in our intelligence community. The Committee must finally take the steps necessary to fix an intelligence system that has broken on President Bush's watch, including not only determining if General Hayden is the right man for the job ahead, but also completing its investigation into the Administration's misuse of Iraq intelligence. America's security depends on it."--Harry Reid (D., Nev.), May 8
* "Earlier this year General Hayden appeared before the Press Club where he said of the program: 'the intrusion into privacy is also limited: only international calls.' . . . It is hard to see however--if the leaks about this program are accurate -- how the only intrusions into Americans' privacy are related to international phone calls as General Hayden said at the National Press Club. And it's certainly not hard to see the potential for abuse--and the need for an effective check in law on the government's use of that information."--Carl Levin (D., Mich.), May 18
Oh wait, sorry, all three of these senators voted for Hayden's confirmation. They said they'd look out for our precious civil liberties, then they folded like a cheap accordion! Hayden was confirmed by a lopsided 78-15 margin, with 14 Dems and Republican Arlen Specter saying "nay."
I'm not your precious grandma. Beware the Beast dims...cuz I think he's manglin' yo minds.
Hmmmm. Speaking of minds, seems as this one's approaches the size of a Le Sueur pea.
Mmmm, roast beast. Thanks for reminding me, it's time to throw the beast in the oven for tonight.
Mmm... that reminds me that our Sauerbraten should be ready to eat in a day or two...
Tonight, though, we are going to an Italian market/restaurant with friends. Magnificent food.
Mmmm, roast beast. Thanks for reminding me, it's time to throw the beast in the oven for tonight.
Are you ready dith?
Doug,
I prefer Xian baby.
Colorado Beef Council? Complete Blood Chemistry? Calvary Baptist Church? Cedar Brewing Company? Chattanooga Bicycle Club?
JeffCO
See, when's the last time you saw a representative of any of these organizations on the Bobblehead shows?
I case my rest.
I came very close to getting a MacBook, they are teh sexy. Aside from the graphics processor, I think the MacBook is actually a better-designed machine than the MacBook Pro (think of it as second-generation Apple Intel laptop).
As for the graphics, I was watching 1080p HD movie trailers on the MacBook and they looked gorgeous and played perfectly. You might be disappointed if you do 3D gaming, but video is great.
Turns out the screen is a wee bit small to replace my 15" PowerBook (even though it's the same resolution). I also prefer the PowerBook/MacBook Pro metal case. If I had an iBook I'd go to a MacBook in a heartbeat.
Ah, yes, Charlie 'deport US citizens' Norwood. How much play did that fucking remark get.
None at all. What did he say?
i just don't understand why these things always happen on a holiday weekend when all the repair shops are closed. -watertiger
Hey negative nellie, that's also when all the stores have big sales on TVs.
Or Meet and Press, since its moderator offers his guests either noogies or frottage.
Speaking of books, I don't know what I will read next, after finishing Earth Abides. It'll be Modern Critical Thought, or Chomsky's Necessary Illusions, or The Jealous Potter by Levi-Strauss, or Rethinking Bakhtin, or Ernest Mandel's Late Capitalism.
I'm torn.
rorschach
I've been reading Chomsky's latest, Failed States and found it an excellent summary of the current state of foreign affairs. I've read on-line chapters of Necessary Illusions, though, and it seems well worth your time, too.
and who the fuck would actually buy Russert's Chicken Soup for my Daddy's Soul book?
DemByDefault
His old man was a wife beating drunk.
libs suck ass | 05.27.06 - 5:34 pm | #
the name has changed, but the tone is familiar....
There was a website that was saying to just buy the white one and upgrade it to the same specs as the black MacBooks, to save yourself a few hundred dollars.
Can't say if this is true or not since I don't have one, but it's worth considering.
Doug,
The website is right. For $200, all you get extra with the black is the black, plus 20G of hard drive space. That takes some balls on Apple's part.
I sprung for a $120 pair of Ray-Bans. "Time for some big boy sunglasses," I reasoned.
Now go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark thay wont even know your name
And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes:
Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
What are supposed to do kids. Start a letter writing campaign.
Can't. Never learned to Write.
And throw in a holiday weekend, the cupboard is really bare.
hopeless pedant
And the reason there was a dearth of Dems last week was...
Come on, most of these shows are out of NYC and can do remotes almost anywhere. these guys are whores and would be willing to appear for nothing.
And throw in a holiday weekend, the cupboard is really bare.
hopeless pedant
And the reason there was a dearth of Dems last week was...
Come on, most of these shows are out of NYC and can do remotes almost anywhere. these guys are whores and would be willing to appear for nothing.
A year ago, after owning cheap sunglasses my whole life, I sprung for a $120 pair of Ray-Bans.
You just rent expensive sunglasses. So far, your monthly fee is down to $10. Also, know that if you ever drop them, the only place the glass scratches is the part right in front of your eye.
Oh, and for the record: the black MacBook costs $150 more than an equally-configured white MacBook. So you do pay more for the different color but it's also a different texture. Damn Apple for making it so desirable.
i just don't understand why these things always happen on a holiday weekend when all the repair shops are closed.
Bitch hatin' on capitalism and our troops. Nice.
Bitch hatin' on capitalism and our troops. Nice.
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 5:38 pm | #
Word.
Get ready for more anti-dim rallys coming to a store near you.
dith
Doesn't even make sense.
the black MacBook costs $150 more than an equally-configured white MacBook.
Damned coloreds are stealing our money.
Doesn't even make sense.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
this particular post, or grandma in general?
Word.
rorschach
Bitch!
Get ready for more anti-dim rallys coming to a store near you.
dith
At a light bulb store, I presume?
Now go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark thay wont even know your name
And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes:
Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
dirk gently,idiomatic |
And then go lookin' for some tush.
Bitch hatin' on capitalism and our troops. Nice.
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 5:38 pm | #
Word.
rorschach
? Support our troops, buy that 52" plasma screen and go into debt while watching crap on tv!
Doesn't even make sense.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
this particular post, or grandma in general?
dirk gently,idiomatic
Nothing the little schizo pissant posts makes any sense.
? Support our troops, buy that 52" plasma screen and go into debt while watching crap on tv!
ellroon, Scarry pie rat
Hug yer children, go to Disney World.
I see a white MacBook, I want it painted black ...
And then go lookin' for some tush.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
mmmmm - nothing like a liberal tush!
And then go lookin' for some tush.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
I ain't askin' for much.
Bitch hatin' on capitalism and our troops. Nice.
Maybe it's just her body's way of saying it's ready for HDTV?
Bitch!
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 5:40 pm | #
People!
? Support our troops, buy that 52" plasma screen and go into debt while watching crap on tv!
ellroon, Scarry pie rat
Don't forget to take out an ARM!
And then go lookin' for some tush.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
And do the tube snake boogie.
libs suck ass | 05.27.06 - 5:34 pm | #
the name has changed, but the tone is familiar....
DemByDefault |
The lv piece of ca ca from the earlier thread.
I know sweet dims, life is hard. I've tasted the bitter fruit 2. Aint a person alive who hadent tasted that residue.
Bitch hatin' on capitalism and our troops. Nice.
It's Memorial Day, and what better way to say "thank you" to our armed forces than with a 52" plasma screen TV for your den?
Maybe it's just her body's way of saying it's ready for HDTV?
?
Hot Daily Todd Virtually?
People!
Up with Soylent Green!
The lv piece of ca ca from the earlier thread.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
is what I'm thinkin'
The lv piece of ca ca from the earlier thread.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
is what I'm thinkin'
I've tasted the bitter fruit 2.
it's from cooking those grits in the arsenic water from your well.
buy that 52" plasma screen and go into debt while watching crap on tv!
...especially the ads for more crap to acquire and go into debt over.
Seriously though, when the fuck have you ever even *heard* of an anti-Democrat rally, anywhere? Or an anti-Republicrat rally? Ok, maybe there are a couple Naderites still living in public parks somewhere, but otherwise?
With the equally lovely and brilliant Kate O smirking over her nicotine stained teeth sadly shaking her head,
Paul, no not that one |
And the wingers have the stones to call liberal women unattractive.
buy that 52" plasma screen and go into debt
to china!
buy that 52" plasma screen and go into debt while watching crap on tv!
Since American Idol is over, there is no need to own a television.
The lv piece of ca ca from the earlier thread.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
is what I'm thinkin'
DemByDefault | 05.27.06 - 5:43 pm | #
Should we instruct him to "tow the line"?
I know sweet dims, life is hard. I've tasted the bitter fruit 2. Aint a person alive who hadent tasted that residue.
This is the lead tainted insane granny for sure. It's the Milltown MT. way of speaking and writing.
I know sweet dims, life is hard. I've tasted the bitter fruit 2. Aint a person alive who hadent tasted that residue.
Dude's been mainlining hot pockets again.
Seriously though, when the fuck have you ever even *heard* of an anti-Democrat rally, anywhere? Or an anti-Republicrat rally?
JeffCO
And certainly NOT in a STORE.
maybe Broder will disclose the results of The Bush Twins latest pap smear.
I've tasted the bitter fruit 2.
Maybe you should stick to eating ripe fruit, you stupidstupid motherfucking jerkburger.
A new born Egyptian tortoise sits on the finger of its keeper at Chester Zoo, north west England, May 23, 2006.
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/
0605...W1jBHNlYwNtZXBo
I know sweet dims, life is hard. I've tasted the bitter fruit 2. Aint a person alive who hadent tasted that residue.
dith
Fuck off, asswipe. Life is hard, but I don't complain about it. I love my life. I'm sure you've tasted a lot of residue, but, you know, we're not interested in hearing about your dating life.
I got lucky on the way to the grocery store! And I have lovingly documented the whole thing in exquisite photographic detail.
It's Memorial Day, and what better way to say "thank you" to our armed forces than with a 52" plasma screen TV for your den? -watertiger
They'll throw in the Toby Keith video for FREE!!!
Seriously though, when the fuck have you ever even *heard* of an anti-Democrat rally, anywhere?
One time, in band camp...
I've tasted the bitter fruit 2.
it's from cooking those grits in the arsenic water from your well.
dirk gently,idiomatic
Cooking that meth is more like it.
Did someone just say ARM?
Something seems "off".. Was Biden in a car crash?
Hi all,
What's been happenin'?
Little neck clams sauted in garlic, onions, white wine, with rapini greens and chopped tomatoes over polenta for tonight.
With a nice Argentinian wine.
And then go lookin' for some tush.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
I heard that Jesus just left Chicago, and he's bound for New Orleans--perhaps because He just got paid today and got Himself a pocket full of change.
[Back in the day, Mom let my brother and I each buy one 45. He got ZZ Top's "Tush" and I got the Bee Gees "Jive Talkin'." You may safely extrapolate from those choices the different paths we ultimately took.]
It's Memorial Day, and what better way to say "thank you" to our armed forces than with a 52" plasma screen TV for your den?
Uh, strap a big honkin flag on the top of your car and play Toby Keith?
Kentucky Man Finds Python in Rental Car
Free snake with every rental!
I got lucky on the way to the grocery store!
I wish I could get laid on the way to the store...
I wish I could get laid on the way to the store...
FIVE TIMES!!!
I got lucky on the way to the grocery store!
How close are you to the nucular plant again?
[Back in the day, Mom let my brother and I each buy one 45. He got ZZ Top's "Tush" and I got the Bee Gees "Jive Talkin'." You may safely extrapolate from those choices the different paths we ultimately took.]
Uncle Smokes
I like the Bee Gees AND ZZ Top.
Richard, that shot is delightful. Wise little tortoise face even at birth.
And what exactly is a jerkburger?
I heard that Jesus just left Chicago, and he's bound for New Orleans--
how late was His plane?
I got lucky on the way to the grocery store! And I have lovingly documented the whole thing in exquisite photographic detail.
I'm looking over...
Kentucky Man Finds Python in Rental Car
Somebody left a Holy Grail DVD in the backseat?
Little neck clams sauted in garlic, onions, white wine, with rapini greens and chopped tomatoes over polenta for tonight.
i'm on my way. feed me like that, i'll make it worth your while.
and i'm a great tipper, too.
One time, in band camp...
NTodd, Tiresome
I really need to have my eyes looked at. I thought that said "bang camp."
I saw "NTodd" and it made sense.
Maybe it's a repeat?
MTP's listed line-up for last week is the same as this week? I realize the guests are pretty much interchangeable, bit I don't think so!
And the wingers have the stones to call liberal women unattractive.
Kate O is a woman? I always thought of her like a kind of rascible Smitty type.
I've tasted the bitter fruit 2.
I've only tasted bitter fruits 1 and 3, myself.
Uh, strap a big honkin flag on the top of your car and play Toby Keith?
chris/tx | 05.27.06 - 5:46 pm | #
That's right! celebrate memorial day with a big ol' strap on!!
I guess I'm going to have to break my rule against actually watching Meet the Press tomorrow just so I can make a list of their sponsors and start a letter writing campaign to each of them.
I know writing Timmeh isn't going to get any attention.
Finally, the latest, greatest NToddcast is posted, and it DOES NOT FEATURE UNCLE SMOKES!
Kentucky Man Finds Python in Rental Car
The biggest surprise of that headline is that they have rental cars in Kentucky.
i'm on my way. feed me like that, i'll make it worth your while.
and i'm a great tipper, too.
dirk gently,idiomatic
No tipping!
Some Saturday Blog Blogging, with interesting music thown in to boot.
Snakes in a motherfucking rental car!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.
-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge, "Kubla Khan"
Was Biden driving Saint John McCain around when the crash happened?
That's the only reason I can think for their absence,
roll me over
in the clover
roll me over
lay me down
do it again
[Back in the day, Mom let my brother and I each buy one 45. He got ZZ Top's "Tush" and I got the Bee Gees "Jive Talkin'."
You're tellin' me lies!
You know, guys, what with the new cloning techniques just a short time from perfection, pretty soon men will become entierly superflous. An earth with mostly females; males a small and regulated minority, will be at peace. Humanity can carefuly breed it's salvation. So enjoy the time we have left, be nice to the women in your life and maybe they'll keep us around for a little longer.
No tipping!
ShawKenawe,godless scum
it's ok. the cows don't mind.
That's right! celebrate memorial day with a big ol' strap on!!
rorschach
You're afraid of the dark, baby, no need to be shy. We'll talk about some lovin' while we look at the sky. Don't be hesitating, it'll be alright, We'll tuck it in until it's clean out of sight. Slip inside my sleeping bag,
Dinner at shack plantsman: mixed green salad, pasta with pesto, aidell's andouille sausage, strawberry sponge cakes mit schlag, iced tea.
Man, I sure hate capitalism. It's just gross.
That's right! celebrate memorial day with a big ol' strap on!!
Can you get one in red, white, and blue?
That's right! celebrate memorial day with a big ol' strap on!!
rorschach
I've tasted the bitter fruit 2.
I've only tasted bitter fruits 1 and 3, myself.
He was channeling Prince, methinks.
You know, guys, what with the new cloning techniques just a short time from perfection, pretty soon men will become entierly superflous. An earth with mostly females; males a small and regulated minority, will be at peace.
This doesn't sound too bad...
Little neck clams sauted in garlic, onions, white wine, with rapini greens and chopped tomatoes over polenta for tonight.'
That sounds right tasty!
You know, guys, what with the new cloning techniques just a short time from perfection, pretty soon men will become entierly superflous. An earth with mostly females; males a small and regulated minority, will be at peace. Humanity can carefuly breed it's salvation. So enjoy the time we have left, be nice to the women in your life and maybe they'll keep us around for a little longer.
catalexis
Men a small minority? Sign me up to be one of those, please.
Just how many types of bitter fruit are there?
That's right! celebrate memorial day with a big ol' strap on!!
rorschach
[haloscum at my post.]
And the reason that's wrong is...?
An earth with mostly females; males a small and regulated minority, will be at peace.
Do we have to live in mine shafts?
roll me over
in the clover
roll me over
lay me down
do it again
dirk gently,idiomatic
You seem really easy and willing to put out, so roll in the cream cheese, roll in the cream cheese...
Meet the Press hosts Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-NE), Rep. James Sensenbrenner (R-WI), Washington Post's David Broder, David Ignatius, and Eugene Robinson and National Review's Kate O'Beirne.
WHAT THE DEUCE!!?
Again?
I swear Timmeh had an all Republican show last week.
Meet the Press hosts Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-NE), Rep. James Sensenbrenner (R-WI), Washington Post's David Broder, David Ignatius, and Eugene Robinson and National Review's Kate O'Beirne.
WHAT THE DEUCE!!?
Again?
I swear Timmeh had an all Republican show last week.
Dims dont be afraid of the anti dim rallys we just want to purge the country of your mindset not you.
haditha my lai bushtomb
haditha my lai cheneytomb
haditha my lai hillarytomb
haditha my lai leibermantomb
You know, guys, what with the new cloning techniques just a short time from perfection, pretty soon men will become entierly superflous. An earth with mostly females; males a small and regulated minority, will be at peace. Humanity can carefuly breed it's salvation. So enjoy the time we have left, be nice to the women in your life and maybe they'll keep us around for a little longer
You ever seen a girlfight? Dream on, babe.
I know why deranged dith sings.
plantsman,
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Just how many types of bitter fruit are there?
All of them if you eat fruit that's not ripe. What you get at the supermarket most the time.
And the reason that's wrong is...?
ShawKenawe,godless scum
Who said there's anything wrong?
I am wholeheartedly endorsing this course of action!
An earth with mostly females; males a small and regulated minority, will be at peace.
I, along with every other hetero male here, assume I will be amongst the small, regulated and oversexed minority.
Dims dont be afraid of the anti dim rallys we just want to purge the country of your mindset not you.
dith
How's that going to work? My mindset isn't going anywhere. So suck it, bitch.
I can't watch any of those shows; i just can't. Life's too short.
Sounds like Chimpy:
It's just your jive talkin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin'
You wear a disguise
Jive talkin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin'
You're really no good
Honest dith, post one single shred of evidence of an anti-Dem rally anywhere in the country. Anything.
Evening, all.
Have I missed irksomeness since last
night?
Dims dont be afraid of the anti dim rallys
No worries, mate. Now eat your pudding.
You seem really easy and willing to put out, so roll in the cream cheese, roll in the cream cheese...
rorschach |
roll, roll, roll in the hay
roll, roll, roll in the hay
c'mon - it's fun!
I can't watch any of those shows; i just can't. Life's too short.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
"TV Land....because life is too short to watch crap!"
- Adam West on a commercial
Dims dont be afraid of the anti dim rallys we just want to purge the country of your mindset not you.
dith
Wow! 30% of your kind against the 70% who reject you outright?
I'm trembling in my clams...
I like the Bee Gees AND ZZ Top.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
Didn't mean to imply I didn't like ZZ Top--what 70's Texas boy wouldn't? I could've done without "Tush" [!], but "Jesus Just left Chicago" and "Pocket Full of Change" made it all worth while for me. On the other hand, while I respect the Bee Gees' songwriting talent, I didn't explore them much further after "Jive Talkin'."
An earth with mostly females; males a small and regulated minority, will be at peace.
I, along with every other hetero male here, assume I will be amongst the small, regulated and oversexed minority.
NTodd,
I've seen this movie (actually a clip of it on some snark show), with a young Don Johnson kept on a penis farm for reproductive purposes
Have I missed irksomeness since last
night?
No, because you always take the irksomeness with you! 
Just how many types of bitter fruit are there?
All of them if you eat fruit that's not ripe. What you get at the supermarket most the time.
Doug, | 05.27.06 - 5:53 pm | #
Miriam tried a raw olive in New Zealand. Big mistake, that.
Dims dont be afraid of the anti dim rallys we just want to purge the country of your mindset not you.
dith | 05.27.06 - 5:52 pm | #
It's rather pathetic that you somehow manage to interpret our mockery of you as having anything to do with fear.
You are a waste.
I, along with every other hetero male here, assume I will be amongst the small, regulated and oversexed minority.
It would be nice to cull the herd so to speak. Sorry dith, but looking right at you.
Dims dont be afraid of the anti dim rallys
How do you fear what doesn't exist?
I, along with every other hetero male here, assume I will be amongst the small, regulated and oversexed minority. -NTodd
Who ultimately are condemned to death by snoo-snoo.
Iraqi tennis players murdered by terrorists for wearing shorts.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/.../
D8HSBNG80.html
I've seen this movie (actually a clip of it on some snark show), with a young Don Johnson kept on a penis farm for reproductive purposes
Boy and His Dog?
I don't feel like cooking tonight, but I'll share some of my applewood smoked gouda and California champagne from Whole Foods.
so what exactly is enlightened?
are ya sposed to jump around and speak in greek or maybe do some kinda Einstein thing? Is it a a degree? I mean WTF? These politicians, they don't see to have attained wisdom. I ask what is elightened?
That congress is a bunch of crooks? I knew that...
WTF?
Thanks, Shaw. You're welcome if you wanna.
The shows are done in DC and they prefer to have guests in studio.
Oh, no. I'm not alking about killing off the men any faster than we already do, I'm just saying there won't need to be so many of us, and we will need to be kept from the levers of power. The males will live well enough they just won't be running things.
For the Irish history fans -- Powerloins appropriates the Easter Rising in a row about the Dartmouth alumni board.
No, because you always take the irksomeness with you!
Every time you go away, you take a piece of Meet The Press with you...
I'm trembling in my clams...
ShawKenawe,godless scum
mmmmm - clams!
i seem to be hungering for something, maybe more than one something.
Boy and His Dog?
NTodd,
I think that's it
I like the Bee Gees AND ZZ Top.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
Didn't mean to imply I didn't like ZZ Top--what 70's Texas boy wouldn't? I could've done without "Tush" [!], but "Jesus Just left Chicago" and "Pocket Full of Change" made it all worth while for me. On the other hand, while I respect the Bee Gees' songwriting talent, I didn't explore them much further after "Jive Talkin'."
Uncle Smokes
Oh, I didn't mean you disliked either one.
I, along with every other hetero male here, assume I will be amongst the small, regulated and oversexed minority.
NTodd,
Meanwhile, I'll be sittin' pretty!
Boy and His Dog?
NTodd,
The Rick Santorum Story
Iraqi tennis players murdered by terrorists for wearing shorts.
Never happened when Saddam was in charge.
They're underground now, not on media screen, not even on talk radio. But these anti dim rally exist there's been 12 of them so far in five different states. The one this morning had over a hundred people.
Here in the Pac NW, "olive bars" are popular in pricey and natural markets. Izzat a nationwide thing?
so what exactly is enlightened?
are ya sposed to jump around and speak in greek or maybe do some kinda Einstein thing? Is it a a degree? I mean WTF? These politicians, they don't see to have attained wisdom. I ask what is elightened?
That congress is a bunch of crooks? I knew that...
WTF?
Anonymou
um....huh?
dith, when you don't even make the rants cohere it looks like you're getting discouraged by your total lack of success in sabotage.
If Russert isn't going to schedule Democrats they should take the opportunity to call a boycott of his show for its Republican bias. What would it cost? As mentioned on RogerAiles blog you'd have to lock Lieberman and Biden in a closet on Sunday mornings but if you had enough mirrors they might not mind too much.
A concerted boycott of one of the Democratic quislings, Russert, Tweety or Goodhair Stephanopolis could force change. Continuing the unsuccessful drill of the past twenty years will get us nowhere.
If you've not done this google olive preparation. It's shocking what's done to them to make olives taste good.
must be inkblots....
yeh, tea leaves and inkblots.
Iraqi tennis players murdered by terrorists for wearing shorts.
Thats what you get when you throw a country into chaos and allow conservative religious groups to run their own militias, asshole.
On the other hand, while I respect the Bee Gees' songwriting talent, I didn't explore them much further after "Jive Talkin'."
"Stayin' Alive" is one of the two songs I believe I could successfully karaoke. "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot is the other.
Meanwhile, I'll be sittin' pretty!
No soup for you in the New World Order.
Individual females can be viscious but they tend not to use cluster bombs and other flashy ordinance.
Meanwhile, I'll be sittin' pretty!
rorschach - 5:57 pm
katie may have sumpin to say about dat...
.
The males will live well enough they just won't be running things.
catalexis
Damn. The next thing you know, we'll have to ask directions when we're lost, or read an instruction manual when some assembly is required.
Meanwhile, I'll be sittin' pretty!
rorschach |
stand up, man! they'll never see you down there!
btw, i have been unable to breed since the "operation", but somehow i still get kept around. so the premise is flawed from the start.
Powerloins appropriates the Easter Rising in a row about the Dartmouth alumni board.
Oh no...
I think I need a drink first...
The one this morning had over a hundred people.
That should be enough to take on 200 million Real Americans.
Dims dont be afraid of the anti dim rallys we just want to purge the country of your mindset not you.
Why do trolls think we are afraid of them?
They're all talk.
"Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot is the other.
Eli |
LOVE Gordon Lightfoot.
what can we do to keep the next generation of rethugs from hatching?
what ideology?
what ideas?
Um, CBC standing for ... oh you knew damn well what I meant. Now, take off! sdf
I always thought it was "C'mere, Baby Cakes"...
we'll have to ask directions when we're lost
Why would you ask for direction when you know you are in the exact center of your universe?
You're never lost when that's true.
But these anti dim rally exist there's been 12 of them so far in five different states.
Do y'all wear uniforms? Blame "the Liberals" for all that is wonrg in your lives?
They're underground now, not on media screen, not even on talk radio. But these anti dim rally exist there's been 12 of them so far in five different states.
hahhhahahahahahah!
grandma dith, you really do amuse me sometimes.
holding rallies underground so no one knows about them! brilliant!
must be inkblots....
yeh, tea leaves and inkblots.
Anonymous
Handbags and gladrags.
An earth with mostly females
I read that book.
Boy and His Dog?
NTodd,
screenplay and book by harlan ellison...
gee dith, over 100 people and yet no pictures, no news, no announcements, not even a blog report, huh? well, i guess everything you've said here so far has turned out to be reliable, so....
dith here, Jose Chung at digbys. These people had to have learned their English from gum wrappers or fortune cookies. This doesn't sound like normal English.
It can only mean that the RNC has outsourced the troll jobs just as we were predicting.
Catalexis, true; but whereas male serial killers tend to be sociopathic, female ones are nearly invariably
psychotic, e.g. Aileen Wournos -- not that that's pertinent to this discussion.
But these anti dim rally exist there's been 12 of them so far in five different states.
dith:
Just because that meth you're doing makes you imagine shit, that doesn't mean it's real!
must be inkblots....
yeh, tea leaves and inkblots.
Anonymous | 05.27.06 - 5:58 pm | #
What are you on about, now?
katie may have sumpin to say about dat...
Who is this katie and what would she have to say?
Illuminated, Enlightened..
Educated? Bush? MBA
Harvard Yale? B-School, I mean WTF?
Is that enlightened?
Why would you ask for direction when you know you are in the exact center of your universe?
when you live in a universe as big as this one, the one thing you cannot afford is a sense of perspective.
-- doug adams
It can only mean that the RNC has outsourced the troll jobs just as we were predicting.
"Democraps are be suck! How about the Yankees! Go teams!"
Is Sudown the one he wrote about his girlfriend/dealer, the same one who sold Belushi his last bag-o-smack.
But these anti dim rally exist there's been 12 of them so far in five different states.
Boy, wouldn't you make a mint from a cheetos and Mountain Dew concession.
I always thought it was "C'mere, Baby Cakes"...
Anonymous
"I love you, Johnny Cakes!"
I think I need a drink first...
Thers, Man of the Soil
Become a Man of the Stoli. Whiskey isn't hard enough to go fight with the Idiocy that is Powerloins.
I've seen this movie (actually a clip of it on some snark show), with a young Don Johnson kept on a penis farm for reproductive purposes
The movie depiction of the underground town in A Boy and His Dog sucked compared to the Harlan Ellison short story. Nonetheless, the movie is very faithful to the story and very good. The story is just better.
"Democraps are be suck! How about the Yankees! Go teams!"
Eli
Very good. Yes. That kind of stuff.
what can we do to keep the next generation of rethugs from hatching?
A more optimal free market for education.
It can only mean that the RNC has outsourced the troll jobs just as we were predicting.
They HAVE been pretty pitiful these past few months, haven't they?
Jose Chung at digbys
I've seen those, double major asshole.
"olive bars" are popular in pricey and natural markets. Izzat a nationwide thing?
Definitely made its way to Arlington, VA. I love olives, so it's a trend I appreciate.
Have I missed irksomeness since last
night?
steve simels
Did you get to hang out with Kent last night. Isn't he a sweety. I wish one of my daughters were available.
Have I missed irksomeness since last
night?
steve simels
Did you get to hang out with Kent last night. Isn't he a sweety. I wish one of my daughters were available.
f you've not done this google olive preparation. It's shocking what's done to them to make olives taste good.
Doug,
what's the bad thing? all i see are recipes.
Who is this katie and what would she have to say?
rorschach - 6:02 pm
katie=sittinpretty,
a cute, shapely blonde lady from florid who posts here ...
Maybe Atrios would do a talk like a dith thread sometimes. It could be a fun alternative to "Another stupid open thread".
"Democraps are be suck! How about the Yankees! Go teams!"
Royalty love trees!
Become a Man of the Stoli. Whiskey isn't hard enough to go fight with the Idiocy that is Powerloins.
NTodd, Tiresome
there is, according to harper's index, a single male scotch about to be released that is 180 proof.
plantsman, lowercase
Hey, thanks for that link earlier on fishing info - it was perfect!
"I love you, Johnny Cakes!"
Terry C, Politikal Girl | 05.27.06 - 6:03 pm | #
I love you, Dr Zaius!
Powerloins appropriates the Easter Rising in a row about the Dartmouth alumni board.
P O'Neill, that Powerwhine post was the worst thing I've seen on the Internets all day long...
a single male scotch
Does he wear a kilt?
screenplay and book by harlan ellison...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka... | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:01 pm | #
And directed by the great cowboy actor
L.Q. Jones. Last seen in the first
Banderas Zorro movie, I think...
the best part of fargo is on right now.
"funny looking how?"
"just funny looking. even more than most people."
"yah."
Atrios,
Your list is wrong for last week. I think Timmy once again had an all GOP lineup but it was some other GOP lineup.
Also, notice among the pundits he has the foaming at the right harpy Kate OBeirn and no liberal to balance her. The rest are just DC conventional wisdom pundits.
"Democraps are be suck! How about the Yankees! Go teams!"
Eli
Very good. Yes. That kind of stuff.
olvlzl |
You forgot "loosers."
"An earth with mostly females"
I saw that movie! No wait it was a prison.
Never mind.
Does he wear a kilt?
Hecate, Grammar Fag
at first.
brilliant like a fox.
Olives?
Soaking them in lye amongst other things. The same thing you use for drain cleaner.
Olives?
Soaking them in lye amongst other things. The same thing you use for drain cleaner.
180 proof scotch is one way for a single male to stay that way.
Actually I kind of believe dith - I picture him and his brownshirt friends getting together in someone's ma's basement (hence underground) to drink beer and eat Cheetos and watch American History X and Fight Club and act out the parts and reassure themselves that it isn't gay in the least to admit that Ed Norton is a damn good-looking man, followed quickly by unanimous agreement that they'd all like to be banging Salma Hayek.
As for troll quality, I read an intriguing anti-Bush column by some archconservative editor, complaining that in the good old Reagan days, he could counter liberals' arguments directly, but now when liberals complain about Republican policies, all he can do is make fun of their ties.
I've never seen him on TeeVee, but I like Eugene Robinson's columns, it's still three-to-one.
Educated Idiots? Or Parrots with a flashlight?
when you live in a universe as big as this one, the one thing you cannot afford is a sense of perspective.
Thats what I mean.
The Fecking guy has no idea how big the universe is,but says it's big, yet your not to afford a sense of persepective? Shit man, stick your head in your ass, it's the same thing.
Maybe Atrios would do a talk like a dith thread sometimes.
olvlzl
I can't dumb down THAT far.
there is, according to harper's index, a single male scotch about to be released that is 180 proof.
dirk gently,idiomatic - 6:05 pm
GlennEverclear?
brilliant like a fox.
dith | 05.27.06 - 6:06 pm | #
foxes eat worms.
too.
Now go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark thay wont even know your name
And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes:
Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
dirk gently,idiomatic | 05.27.06 - 5:36 pm | #
One of my alltime favorite moments was driving somewhere, about 10 years ago, with my 65-year old mom, and having that song come on the radio.
She was so tickled by it. 
but now when liberals complain about Republican policies, all he can do is make fun of their ties.
Of course telling the truth is out of the question.
Memerial day is the worst holiday ever, unless you're actually honoring the graves by cleaning them, planting flowers, respecting the dead. Even a picnic at a cemetery can be respectful
You can do so quietly
I hate the asshole rhetoric accompying. Just saw an asshole on CNN saying "Thank you for giving your life." No, you're thanking yourself
GlennEverclear?
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka... |
going to go check - brb
As for troll quality, I read an intriguing anti-Bush column by some archconservative editor, complaining that in the good old Reagan days, he could counter liberals' arguments directly, but now when liberals complain about Republican policies, all he can do is make fun of their ties.
Eli
What the fuck was so great about Reagan?
I never got that!
Crazy like a doorknob, Carla!!
Royalty love trees!
To abuse plastic bag, please pay money each 2 dollar.
Olives?
Soaking them in lye amongst other things. The same thing you use for drain cleaner.
Doug, | 05.27.06 - 6:06 pm | #
I've got a photo of miriam just after she ate the olive. Really hilarious.
but now when liberals complain about Republican policies, all he can do is make fun of their ties.
Of course telling the truth is out of the question.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Ignoring George Will's and Fucker Carlson's taste in clothing, of course.
"funny looking how?"
"Go Bears!"
Whenever I'm in Europe, and I see all the different kinds of olives in the markets, I wish I liked them.
Califia's Daughters sounds interesting, I'll have to read that one. I was originaly inspired by The Gate to Women's Country, but I rather hoped we might avoid the apocalypse. Admittedly it's something of a eugenics pipe dream and would be only partly sucessful at best. It's just that men seem to be the source of so much that's wrong with human beings, a few generations without them while the women clean everything up .. OK, don't hit me, please.
Course, if these underground rallies are supposed to be secret and dith is posting about them on one of the web's most widely-read blogs, it's likely that the rally organizers (you know, those people so powerful and secretive that they can secretly organize underground rallies for hundreds of people) will be knocking on dith's door any minute. I guess if he disappears, we'll know he was telling the truth.
What the fuck was so great about Reagan?
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
"look my head is im my ass, it fits, but I care not why, but it's dark, and it smells crappy, and the fumes make me see stars....." said the wise dumbass
Oy Lawd hepp us awe
What the fuck was so great about Reagan?
I never got that!
Terry C, Politikal Girl - 6:08 pm
he LOOKED "Presidential"...
oh fuck, this is really bad -- esp with news of the haditha murders:
Copter Down in Iraq; 2 Marines Missing
May 27,2006 | BAGHDAD, Iraq -- A U.S. Marine AH-1 Cobra helicopter crashed in an insurgent stronghold in western Iraq on Saturday, and two crew members were missing, the U.S. military said. Hostile fire was not suspected as the cause.
The helicopter was on a maintenance test flight when it went down, and search-and-rescue efforts were under way, the statement said.
"We are using all the resources available to find our missing comrades," Marine spokesman Lt. Col. Bryan Salas said.
The statement added that "the incident does not appear to be a result of enemy action."
The statement did not specify where exactly the helicopter crashed in Anbar, a huge, insurgent-infested province extending from the western outskirts of Baghdad to the Syrian and Jordanian borders.
Maybe Atrios would do a talk like a dith thread sometimes. It could be a fun alternative to "Another stupid open thread".
olvlzl
How about "talk like a pirate dith?"
"Aye, get ye ready for more anti-dim rallys comin' t' a store near ye. Dims dont be afraid o' the anti dim rallys we just want t' purge the country o' yer mindset not ye, me hearties. They be underground now, not on yon media screen, not e'en on talk radio. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty! Arrrrr!"
the best part of fargo is on right now.
"funny looking how?"
"just funny looking. even more than most people."
"yah."
dirk gently,idiomatic
Don't cha know?
only he didn't say jerk, if ya know what i mean.
Califia's Daughters sounds interesting, I'll have to read that one. I was originaly inspired by The Gate to Women's Country, but I rather hoped we might avoid the apocalypse. Admittedly it's something of a eugenics pipe dream and would be only partly sucessful at best. It's just that men seem to be the source of so much that's wrong with human beings, a few generations without them while the women clean everything up .. OK, don't hit me, please.
It sounds good in theory, but I must remind:
Condi Rice.
Karen Hughes.
Bar Bush.
Ann Coulter.
Laura Ingraham.
Michelle Malkin.
Peggy Noonan.
Kay Bailey Hutchison.
Gale Norton.
Etc., etc...
Low rates of taxation are the most important factor in long term economic growth.
but now when liberals complain about Republican policies, all he can do is make fun of their ties.
One thing's certain.
Bush thinks Blair's red ties are the best thing about him.
When they met in 2001 the new US leader was asked what they had in common and could only think of a shared preference for Colgate toothpaste. Two wars and a political meltdown later, Mr Bush still seemed at a loss to define what bound them together. Asked what he would miss about the prime minister, his first response was: "I'll miss those red ties, is what I'll miss."
What the fuck was so great about Reagan?
I never got that!
Terry C, Politikal Girl - 6:08 pm
he LOOKED "Presidential"...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka...
I think he looked like the befuddled senile asshole that he was.
Lousy actor, even worse preznit.
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
jack |
and weapons.
well, not the world. just the contras.
Whenever I'm in Europe, and I see all the different kinds of olives in the markets, I wish I liked them.
DemByDefault | 05.27.06 - 6:10 pm | #
WTF?? Why look at them? do you buy them to look cool?
Jeebus man, that's what college teechus yew people in Merikuh?
It's just that men seem to be the source of so much that's wrong with human beings,
I don't think it's men. I think it's what patriarchy, as a system, does to men. It's, obviously, not kind to women either, but it really fucks with men by asking them to live in a world that simply does not correspond very often to reality. Consequently, they do crazy things like start wars. Someone once said that patriarchy makes women do terrible things to themselves and makes men do terrible things to others.
Condi Rice.
Karen Hughes.
Bar Bush.
Ann Coulter.
Laura Ingraham.
Michelle Malkin.
Peggy Noonan.
Kay Bailey Hutchison.
Gale Norton.
Mabel, call the pound!
what can we do to keep the next generation of rethugs from hatching?
what ideology?
what ideas?
i'm just saying
i'm more worried about our own politicians on our side of the aisle not acting like dems should.
i like this idea. somebody started a project to send crashing the gate to every dem in congress.
http://ctgproject.blogspot.com/2...rt-
success.html
on one hand, it might have an impact (you never know). one the other, i can see them being too arrogant to consider it, offended at being lectured to. cloistered perfumed princes - that's who we have representing us.
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
Because none of that existed before Reagan's dad came inside his mom.
you other trolls get the fuck off my corner.
Back in college, 180 proof was used for demonstrations of fire. Guys would pour it in an elaborate maze pattern, light it up. Fun to watch it spread across the brickwork courtyard
hecate, the single male scotch is 300 years old*. so perhaps the kilt should stay on.
* at least, the recipe is.
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
jack |
He gave MURKA a fucking monster deficit.
Dims just get reid of your mind traps and be normal people, then the rallys will have acheived their purpose. Washing the country clean of the dim bags.
liberals complain about Republican policies
In idiot GOP Pro corruption world, any of the 70% of those not in agreement with bush are NOW Automatically LIBERAL?
JEEZ Man WTF? what about when Bush was at 90%? Huh?
Dims just get reid of your mind traps and be normal people
Dith made a punny!
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
Because none of that existed before Reagan's dad came inside his mom.
NTodd, Tiresome
I wish Nell Wilson Reagan had believed in giving head.
gonna kick dith ass rah rah.
Back in college, 180 proof was used for demonstrations of fire.
and a punch called Purple Jesus, IIRC.
I think it's what patriarchy, as a system, does to men. It's, obviously, not kind to women either, but it really fucks with men by asking them to live in a world that simply does not correspond very often to reality.
You are being way too brilliant and making way too much sense.
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
jack | 05.27.06 - 6:10 pm | #
The gift that gave us Enron.
What an accomplishment.
Low rates of athlete's foot are the most important factor in long term economic growth.
Low rates of taxation are the most important factor in long term economic growth.
jack | 05.27.06 - 6:12 pm | #
what a tupid stool.
Dims just get reid of your mind traps and be normal people, then the rallys will have acheived their purpose. Washing the country clean of the dim bags.
dith |
The schizo troll is still jerking off about "rallies" that never happened.
just saw this cleaning out e-mail:
Media Matters
On the May 24 edition of MSNBC's Imus in the Morning, host Don Imus referred to Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY) as "Satan" 11 times, once calling her "that buck-tooted witch, Satan." During an interview with NBC News chief foreign affairs correspondent Andrea Mitchell, Imus even claimed that Clinton was "worse than" Osama bin Laden, but then partially retracted his statement, saying: "Well, that's a little strong." During the same interview, Imus called former Vice President Al Gore "the phoniest bastard on the planet," adding that Gore is "a horrid human being."
Imus and his "regulars" are a HUGE part of the problem facing Democrats in '06 - and especially in '08. He's on an enormous ego trip - and sees himself as influential media star who can make or break careers. pathetic!
Democrats should boycott his show!! They won't, of course - Joe L, Biden, Harold Ford, Dodd - are regulars - and say things to please the I-Man!!
Imus is a truly evil SOB!!!
The "free market" is neither free nor a market. It's a game with loaded dice, and you're the mark.
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
Because none of that existed before Reagan's dad came inside his mom.
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:14 pm | #
And here I thought that capitalism gradually evolved in the 17th and 18th centuries.
Silly me.
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
jack |
And the gifts of sunshine, laughter of children, and the 6-4-3 double play.
It's true.
Reagan gave the world the gift of free markets and capitalism.
Reagan gave us Osama "TIM OSMAN" the CIA spook. The FREEDOM FIGHTER.
The GOP created the "program" that killed 3,000 people..WAKE THE FEK UP, JACK
Low rates of athlete's foot are the most important factor in long term economic growth.
NTodd, Tiresome
No, you fucking Naderite, HIGH rates of athlete's foot stimulate the economy through sales of clean socks, new gym shoes, and Dr Scholl's Medicated Powders!!
that's right, just keep responding to me. pay no attention to dith.
So the question becomes can we get humans to surrender the patriarchy? Anymore the only time a woman is recognized as having power is if she assumes an office in a male designed hierarchy. Listening to Rice, would anyone pay attention to her blathering if it weren't for the title she holds?
I don't think it's men. I think it's what patriarchy, as a system, does to men. It's, obviously, not kind to women either, but it really fucks with men by asking them to live in a world that simply does not correspond very often to reality. Consequently, they do crazy things like start wars. Someone once said that patriarchy makes women do terrible things to themselves and makes men do terrible things to others.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
WORD!
Hecate, Grammar Fag | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:14 pm | #
Hecate--I agree with you, but havee never understood why some women co-operate with patriarchy. That's a mystery. If I can see through the BS, why are there women dedicated to it?
that's right, just keep responding to me. pay no attention to dith.
Maybe you two would be available for a mιnage ΰ troll?
And here I thought that capitalism gradually evolved in the 17th and 18th centuries.
Silly me.
Me too, here I was thinking, it was masonic, the back of my one dollar bill. You know fear factor, crisis management, order from chaos.....Synthesis.
Democracy to the fools
The schizo troll is still jerking off about "rallies" that never happened.
Terry C, Politikal Girl |
put on by people so despised that they have to hold their "rallies" hidden out of sight in the cellar.
probably wear white sheets over their heads so they won't be recognized.
you other trolls get the fuck off my corner.
jack
this is the faux one, right?
A World Without Romania. You might be surprised.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e...thout%
20romania
Back in college, 180 proof was used for demonstrations of fire.
and a punch called Purple Jesus, IIRC.
DemByDefault |
Flaming Moes.
that's right, just keep responding to me. pay no attention to dith.
Maybe you two would be available for a mιnage ΰ troll?
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:19 pm | #
That is so not hot.
Women consolidate evil in the world by affirming men with bad values.
And here I thought that capitalism gradually evolved in the 17th and 18th centuries.
Capitalism is just a walk on some slippery rocks.
Imus and his "regulars" are a HUGE part of the problem facing Democrats in '06 - and especially in '08. He's on an enormous ego trip - and sees himself as influential media star who can make or break careers. pathetic!
If Howard Stern couldn't take down Bush, I'm pretty confident that Imus won't be able to take down Gore.
And here I thought that capitalism gradually evolved in the 17th and 18th centuries.
You're foolin' yourself...
I'm watching "The Patriot" on TNT at the moment.
Boy that is one seriously ahistorical piece of tripe.
Hecate--I agree with you, but havee never understood why some women co-operate with patriarchy. That's a mystery. If I can see through the BS, why are there women dedicated to it?
Draco
I don't understand THAT myself.
Never have!
ENTIRELY off topic: Who do you have to fuck to get Norton Antivirus entirely off your damn computer???
(Sorry, but I've been fighting with it for an hour or so.)
I don't think it's men. I think it's what patriarchy, as a system, does to men. It's, obviously, not kind to women either, but it really fucks with men by asking them to live in a world that simply does not correspond very often to reality. Consequently, they do crazy things like start wars. Someone once said that patriarchy makes women do terrible things to themselves and makes men do terrible things to others.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
I KNEW Maggie Thatcher was a dude!
this is the faux one, right?
jello | 05.27.06 - 6:20 pm | #
All jacks are stupid and boring.
I'm watching "The Patriot" on TNT at the moment.
Boy that is one seriously ahistorical piece of tripe.
Attaturk
Mel Gibson?
Of course, it's tripe!
Capitalism is just a walk on some slippery rocks.
Edie had a really nice ass. I was only 1 foot away from it.
Maybe you two would be available for a mιnage ΰ troll?
why are you so diacritical all the time?
ENTIRELY off topic: Who do you have to fuck to get Norton Antivirus entirely off your damn computer???
is that an offer?
ENTIRELY off topic: Who do you have to fuck to get Norton Antivirus entirely off your damn computer???
I'm gonna say... me.
I never 'got' Imus, but I never understood any of those sort of Morning Zoo shows. The man has bullied a lot of big feet into believing he makes them kewl
Women consolidate evil in the world by affirming men with bad values.
jack
Posted by a guy who can't get laid unless he pays for it.
And maybe not even then!
Let's face it dims, you cant win because you have few feelings.
Boy that is one seriously ahistorical piece of tripe.
Yeah, but that Aunt (the one played by that Aussie chick from Event Horizon) is teh hot.
I think Dennis was wrong; strange women lying in ponds distributing swords sounds like a fine basis for a system of government.
Capitalism is just a walk on some slippery rocks.
Edie had a really nice ass. I was only 1 foot away from it.
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:22 pm | #
Well, knowing you, and your endowment, you could easily have reached...
I never 'got' Imus, but I never understood any of those sort of Morning Zoo shows.
I have never heard one I didn't instantly viscerally hate.
fake jack failed econ 101.
I'm watching "The Patriot" on TNT at the moment.
Boy that is one seriously ahistorical piece of tripe.
Get to a theater and see The Da Vinci Code!
A fantastic movie. It was everything I'd hoped it would be, and more.
Mel Gibson?
Of course, it's tripe!
Terry C, Politikal Girl
All the British are rather gayified too, so it has that classic "Gibson" element as well.
Wow: Dirk and Eli, my afternoon just got a whole lot more interesting!
why some women co-operate with patriarchy
What I find amazing is that there are any women who stand up to it. You're indoctrinated in it from birth. Everyone, you're told, is made in God's image and likeness, but you can see that you aren't, really. God's a male. If you don't want to be mocked and marginalized and poor and powerless, you must co-operate with patriarchy. Women who do a good job of co-operating w/ patriarchy get positive attention, affimation, wealth, security, desirable mates, better lives than those who won't cooperate, and a few moments of peace.
Gibon's movies ought to be called
Violent Revenge Fantasy I
Violent Revenge Fantasy II
Violent Revenge Fantasy III
and so on....
later Foos
I liked dith better when he posted bad poetry.
Imus is a truly evil SOB!!!
portia
I wish someone would put him BACK in his coffin and re-bury him.
Him AND Rumsfeld!
Get to a theater and see The Da Vinci Code!
A fantastic movie. It was everything I'd hoped it would be, and more.
Thers, Man of the Soil
I saw it last weekend. Not bad, not great either. Certainly far better than the Patriot.
Wow: Dirk and Eli, my afternoon just got a whole lot more interesting!
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh
"remember that thing we talked about? eli is into it!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
A fantastic movie. It was everything I'd hoped it would be, and more.
Almost inconceivably, the DaVinci Code Thers was staring at was projected onto the glistening, sweaty forehead of a 300-foot tall albino monk.
Capitalism is the completed moment of the history of the universe.
Democrats should boycott his show!! They won't, of course - Joe L, Biden, Harold Ford, Dodd - are regulars - and say things to please the I-Man!!
Imus is a truly evil SOB!!!
portia
imus will slime everybody else, but it's funny how he bends over backwards to praise harold ford. you can tell by his attitude what he's really saying is that he's amazed ford is so articulate.
strange women lying in ponds distributing swords sounds like a fine basis for a system of government.
This just in ... al Qaeda unleashes new WMD ... open tag strikethrough ... developing ...
I'm appalled by the Sunday morning lineup, but I tell you, I'll be even more appalled if the networks go over the line and invite that archconservative bastard I saw on a clip the other day. Tom Delay told me about him, Stephen something. You networks better not have him on, do you hear me? That'll be TOO MUCH!
Don't any of you conservatives start calling for him to appear, either, you hear?
Before I leave, someone just posted this LATimes article, Strong Signs of Rift Among Democrats, at FDL. Discusses Move On's recent endorsement of Lamont and the fight between centrist and progressive Dems. Interesting:
...
"Getting 33% at the convention is really impressive, but [Friday's endorsement] is even bigger because it shows the grass-roots and money [donors]
that there is something behind Ned Lamont," McLean said. "It's big. It's huge."
Wittmann said that if Lamont and his allies succeed in ousting Lieberman, "it would be devastating to the Democratic Party" by suggesting that centrists are no longer welcome.
"This shows that [MoveOn] is trying to precipitate a civil war within the party," he said.
Pariser dismissed that suggestion. "We think primaries are a healthy part of the democratic process for a reason so voters can choose who represents them rather than the chattering class of Beltway insiders," he said. "And if supporters of the Iraq war Republicans and some Democrats are in electoral trouble, it's probably because a majority of the people in this country think it was a disastrous mistake."
Did we really mean to strikethrough the ENTIRE BLOG?
Idle curiousity....
all economic policy is redistribution of wealth.
Not bad, not great either. Certainly far better than the Patriot.
It's very quotable -- "Get out" "Run!" "In there!"
To understand Reagan, all you need to know is that photo session that recorded those "rugged" pictures of him with his horse. When he first showed up for the shoot, he was wearing jodhpurs.
The photographer protested that people would think him an east-coast elitist. Reagan fussed that "this is what you're supposed to wear," but image manufacturing prevailed and on went the denim and cowboy hat.
The rest is stagecraft history.
Nice, in The Patriot, the British have now locked up the citizenry in a church and burned it.
Just like the Nazis.
I didn't know I was watching Shoah.
Capitalism is a woman.
I saw it last weekend. Not bad, not great either. Certainly far better than the Patriot.
Attaturk | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:25 pm | #
But how does it compare with, say, The Postman. Or Waterworld.
OMG!!! Everything Atrios has ever written IS A LIE!!!!!
If attaturk was around he could log in to close the strikethrough tag.
Capitalism is the completed moment of the history of the universe.
jack | 05.27.06 - 6:25 pm | #
what a sad, tiny, lonely little mind to think like this.
Roast chicken, backed potato, salad and red wine await. And I didn't have to cook it meself.
I'm off!
why didn't Pariser just say "Centrists are welcome, Lieberman is not a centrist."
GGRRRRRR
why doesn't everybody just do what I say!!
It's very quotable -- "Get out" "Run!" "In there!"
Thers, Man of the Soil
Say what you will, Jesus was great in the sack. What with all that second coming and stuff.
the lie is truth again.
Nice, in The Patriot, the British have now locked up the citizenry in a church and burned it.
Just wait for the part where George Washington goes on the radio and offers to free any slave willing to fight the Britonazis.
Capitalism is a woman.
Jack is a dung-scented candle.
Capitalism is the completed moment of the history of the universe.
jack | 05.27.06 - 6:25 pm | #
what a sad, tiny, lonely little mind to think like this.
dirk gently,idiomatic | 05.27.06 - 6:27 pm | #
He's just a moron who strings words together to get a reaction.
There is no thought. There is no desire for communication.
Say what you will, Jesus was great in the sack. What with all that second coming and stuff.
That's what happens when you're able to raise the dead.
Discusses Move On's recent endorsement of Lamont and the fight between centrist and progressive Dems.
There is no such fight -- the fight is between entrenched establishment Dems and every Democratic voter in the country.
Love is your nose.
why didn't Pariser just say "Centrists are welcome, Lieberman is not a centrist."
I'm afraid this has more to do with those dems who support the war vs those that don't. That seems to be the big issue.
why are you so diacritical all the time?
I'm not! I'm dialectical.
Let's face it dims, you cant win because you have few feelings.
I've got lots of feelings. Joy. Anger. Despair. Horniness. Serenity. Hatred. Love. Numbness.
Let's face it dims, you cant win because you have [a] few feelings.
dith
Unlike the Goopers, yes, as is obvious to anyone.
Yes, yes, I know, I shouldn't feed the trolls.
All jacks are stupid and boring.
rorschach
the faux jack bemoaning his own case of std ("does this look infectious to you?") was hilarious.
who is the one doing that?
The Spirit is a bone.
--Hegel
Ack, chores calling. Later batsies.
Say what you will, Jesus was great in the sack. What with all that second coming and stuff.
God that's funny. Goooood blasphemy!!
If attaturk was around he could log in to close the strikethrough tag.
P O'Neill
That Attaturk fucker is dead to me!
DEAD!
"remember that thing we talked about? eli is into it!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
dirk gently,idiomatic
STOP FLIRTING!
Say what you will, Jesus was great in the sack. What with all that second coming and stuff.
although it was disconcerting when he used to scream out "O, Dad! I'm coming!"
(sorry. i kill myself.)
There is no such fight
Sorry. Didn't mean to imply that I felt that way, but Wittman is definitely whining about it.
Almost inconceivably, the DaVinci Code Thers was staring at was projected onto the glistening, sweaty forehead of a 300-foot tall albino monk.
You mispelled "foreskin"
It's now called "Meek the Press"
OMG!!! Everything Atrios has ever written IS A LIE!!!!!
It's because the fucker never, ever links to me.
Say what you will, Jesus was great in the sack.
Ain't no testes like Christestes!
I liked the struck-out look...
Anybody want some M&Ms? Though I eat all the blue ones.
Ain't no testes like Christestes!
Full of Jizzus.
There is no such fight
Sorry. Didn't mean to imply that I felt that way, but Wittman is definitely whining about it.
pie
Wittman and Beinart seem to operate on the assumption that war, in and of itself, is a good thing. That's about all I take from their arguments. It makes Brooks's bleating about "The Cause is Noble!!!" seem rational.
all economic policy is redistribution of wealth.
dirk gently,idiomatic
All political policy is a redistribution of wrath.
It's funny to see how actual historians responded to "Passion of the Christ." Gibson got the shape of the cross wrong. It should look like a T, not a t.. The little t was a later artistic invention.
And why are the Roman soldiers speaking Latin? At that time, in that place there were many languages from the eastern provinces. The common language would have been Koine Greek.
That's what was used in the Roman army
Capitalism is a woman.
jack | 05.27.06 - 6:27 pm | #
Not funny. Next time be sure to include
the obligatory reference to your balls.
Comedy gold, guaranteed!!!!
Is anyone watching Maximum Velocity on Sci-Fi? Does it it make *any* sense at all?
Ain't no testes like Christestes!
Full of Jizzus.
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:32 pm | #
I like my Saviors young, dumb, and full of cum.
Anybody want some M&Ms?
Oh, Goddess, I love M&Ms. Get the behind me, Satan.
Full of Jizzus.
You are not: you're full of Jews.
Get the behind me, Satan.
Hecate, Grammar Fag |
well, if that's what you prefer ... alright.
/beelzebub
Say what you will, Jesus was great in the sack. What with all that second coming and stuff.
That's what happens when you're able to raise the dead.
Eli
Off Him money, and He'll whip you.
Sorry. Didn't mean to imply that I felt that way, but Wittman is definitely whining about it.
Oh, no shot at you intended.
Is anyone watching Maximum Velocity on Sci-Fi? Does it it make *any* sense at all? -Eli
The plot will explode if they drop below 50 mph.
I liked dith better when he posted bad poetry.
JeffCO
Me too.
It's a toss up as to who is more stupid - him or jack.
Jesus was great in the sack.
the first will come last.
Maximum Velocity on Sci-Fi? Does it it make *any* sense at all? -Eli
Is it Filipino?
I never 'got' Imus, but I never understood any of those sort of Morning Zoo shows. The man has bullied a lot of big feet into believing he makes them kewl
DemByDefault
They all play along - Mike Barnicle, Tweety, Timmy, Andrea Mitchell - it's sickening to watch!!
They need to be exposed for the character assassins that they are.
They can't have it both ways. They're either cheap shot artists - or "journalists" -they should be forced to choose what role they want play in the public discourse.
That's what happens when you're able to raise the dead.
Eli
My great-uncle who died in the eighties still receives invitations from health clubs. One of them promised all the money back if he didn't look a lot healthier in six months...
well, if that's what you prefer ... alright.
/beelzebub
Oh no, I know how this works. First you have to make me able to fly and to kill my neighbors' kine. Then we'll talk.
Oh, Goddess, I love M&Ms.
Peanut?
I like my Saviors young, dumb, and full of cum.
Hail Mary, full of paste.
Anyone up for hot navel licking? Or bacon?
Urgh! "Offer Him money, and He'll whip you."
Freud would say I really meant "Off Him," and that's why Freud was a genius.
Eli,
I think it's safe to say that "The Calamari Wrestler" is AS weird as "Fatty Drives the Bus."
Sorry to do this again, but you guys collectively know everything:
Are registry-cleaning programs any good? Can they be used safely by someone who would never dare open the registry?
It's a toss up as to who is more stupid - him or jack. - Terry C, Politikal Girl
I'd call it a throw up.
Is anyone watching Maximum Velocity on Sci-Fi?
I'm waiting to see if they show anymore Japanese monster movies.
Is anyone watching Maximum Velocity on Sci-Fi? Does it it make *any* sense at all?
I'll be watching Falcon Down at 9 -- the description features that wonderful phrase, those 3 magic words, "William Shatner co-stars."
Oh no, I know how this works. First you have to make me able to fly
flying is like invisibility. i can teach you, but not your rainments.
Maximum Velocity on Sci-Fi? Does it it make *any* sense at all? -Eli
Is that the one with Emilio Sheen and Mick Jagger?
I think it's safe to say that "The Calamari Wrestler" is AS weird as "Fatty Drives the Bus."
That's good, right?
if it's true occupied people assimilate customs of their occupiers, couldn't jesus have had short hair?
It's a toss up as to who is more stupid - him or jack.
- Terry C, Politikal Girl
I'd call it a throw up.
Rova Bend-Dova |
They're both tossers.
(I'm sure Assrocket will insist THAT's a made up word, too)
Oh, Goddess, I love M&Ms.
Peanut?
NTodd, Tiresome
Plain, meh.
Peanut, yes.
Peanut Butter, yes.
Almond, oh yes.
The puffy ones that are like nestle crunch, no.
Mint, yes.
There, that is pretty much my biography.
'll be watching Falcon Down at 9 -- the description features that wonderful phrase, those 3 magic words, "William Shatner co-stars."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That's good, right?
Eli
Depends on your level of mood-altering substance abuse, I think.
Is that the one with Emilio Sheen and Mick Jagger?
No, that was Freejack, although I think you're thinking of Terminal Velocity with Nastassja Kinski.
(Mmm...)
Are registry-cleaning programs any good? Can they be used safely by someone who would never dare open the registry?
What are you trying to scrub?
Anyone up for hot navel licking? Or bacon?
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl |
no wonder your navel is hot - keep the bacon on your plate.
i mean, um, ok!
GOD BLESS ATTATURK!
My strikethroughs have been vanquished.
I'm waiting to see if they show anymore Japanese monster movies.
They're not. I checked.
"That's good, right?"
Yup. I was rather amused by the sight of a giant squid with a shopping basket on its . . . arm.
'll be watching Falcon Down at 9 -- the description features that wonderful phrase, those 3 magic words, "William Shatner co-stars."
fal-CONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
I like my Saviors young, dumb, and full of cum.
Hail Mary, full of paste.
spinoza
The M&Ms are medicinal, by the way. Good cough medicine.
if it's true occupied people assimilate customs of their occupiers, couldn't jesus have had short hair?
He didn't have blond hair, blue eyes and pasty white skin either.
those 3 magic words, "William Shatner co-stars."
Ooooooo. Going to have to commandeer a television here tonight.
(Fella just bought the first season of Boston Legal, we've never seen it; I grow to love Shatner more every day.)
Are registry-cleaning programs any good? Can they be used safely by someone who would never dare open the registry?
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh
Sorry have no advice except: Be veeeeeeery careful. I haven't used one in years, as the last time I tried one, it destroyed my registry.
A full back-up is in order before you go down that road.
Nastassja Kinski. (Mmm...) -Eli
She is spit to my griddle. (Unabashed One From The Heart ref.)
Anyone up for hot navel licking? Or bacon?
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl |
no wonder your navel is hot - keep the bacon on your plate.
Reminds me of that scene from Hot Shots that was a takeoff on 9 1/2 weeks...
no wonder your navel is hot - keep the bacon on your plate.
i mean, um, ok!
dirk gently,idiomatic
Wow. The things I learn here.
Yup. I was rather amused by the sight of a giant squid with a shopping basket on its . . . arm.
I loved the fundamental premise that no-one seemed to find any of this at all unusual.
Now, about that B&W 60's Czechoslovakian musical western comedy about the lemonade-drinking gunslinger...
if it's true occupied people assimilate customs of their occupiers
We'll know if the Iraqi government starts rigging elections and calling political rivals "Un-Iraqi".
'll be watching Falcon Down at 9 -- the description features that wonderful phrase, those 3 magic words, "William Shatner co-stars."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
KAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN!
JeffCO: All fucking remnants of NAV2005. Plus I'm pretty sure there's lots of other weirdness in there. Never touched the registry myself.
Jesus was a tender lover, given to small gentle bites, as opposed to treating it like salt-water taffy (ooooh, a flashback)
He was, however, all about laying on hands.
The rest is stagecraft history.
Uncle Smokes
Reagan was always wearing hats at jaunty angles. He even wore ball caps at jaunty angles.
speaking of things down, did i hear 2 more US choppers came down in iraq? military spokespeople are trying to say they weren't shot down. how many is that so far?
Anyone up for hot navel licking? Or bacon?
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
I have no idea what hot navel bacon might entail...
I loved the fundamental premise that no-one seemed to find any of this at all unusual.
Ai-yup. And that there was actually someplace in Pakistan (?!) to go to train as a calamari wrestler.
Jesus was a tender lover, given to small gentle bites, as opposed to treating it like salt-water taffy (ooooh, a flashback)
His tootsie roll was also 8". Cut.
(Fella just bought the first season of Boston Legal, we've never seen it; I grow to love Shatner more every day.)
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh
i love shatner. my two favorites (out of many):
the SNL skit where he played himself at a sci-fi convention ("Get a life, people!")
and shatner sings - lucy in the sky with diamonds.
I grow to love Shatner more every day.)
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh
We have a "G4" channel on our cable system.
Used to be the Tech Channel.
They show the original Star Trek pretty much all day on Saturdays.
He even wore ball caps at jaunty angles.
That doesn't sound very protective. Why not just wear a codpiece?
Don't think I ever heard a complete verse, but high school friends singing Plastic Jesus would throw in, "Virgin Mary, she's the most. She's been had by the Holy Ghost, right here in the back seat of my car"
Reagan was always wearing hats at jaunty angles. He even wore ball caps at jaunty angles.
Max Planck
That's how he wore Nancy too.
'll be watching Falcon Down at 9 -- the description features that wonderful phrase, those 3 magic words, "William Shatner co-stars."
aHA!
So that's who let the tribble in!
(another one for the mysterious and shadowy Codename V)
the SNL skit where he played himself at a sci-fi convention ("Get a life, people!")
"You, with the ears! You ever kiss a girl?!"
I have no idea what hot navel bacon might entail...
rorschach
Speaking of tail (and I'm so glad you brought that up), since my beloved res ipsa loquitur isn't on at the moment, can we talk about the magnificent hussy that was the hostess at tonight's restaurant?
Oh.
My.
God.
Reagan was always wearing hats at jaunty angles. He even wore ball caps at jaunty angles.
Max Planck
Must have been Rock Hudson's influence...
So that's who let the tribble in!
(another one for the mysterious and shadowy Codename V)
Aw.
Have you met the Yogurt family?
imus will slime everybody else, but it's funny how he bends over backwards to praise harold ford. you can tell by his attitude what he's really saying is that he's amazed ford is so articulate.
jello
I think it's more that Ford is a centrist who straddles the line politically - IOW he's I-Man's kind of guy. He says the things that Imus wanys to hear -he's a joke!!
I loved reading Josh Marshall's open letter to Ford when he was in the faint-hearted faction. It
was one of Josh's best posts!!
I found like eight copies of "White Comanche" in a grocery-store DVD bin the other day, starring Shatner in truly execrable dual roles. We'd just discovered that gem on a huge western collection The Fella just got.
Seriously, the day Shatner leaves us, I will cry my eyes out.
Reagan was always wearing hats at jaunty angles. He even wore ball caps at jaunty angles.
Max Planck
Must have been Rock Hudson's influence...
Uncle Smokes
would that explain the rouge?
I have no idea what hot navel bacon might entail...
rorschach
Hello sailor!
Oh...navel...nevermind...
Speaking of tail (and I'm so glad you brought that up), since my beloved res ipsa loquitur isn't on at the moment, can we talk about the magnificent hussy that was the hostess at tonight's restaurant?
Let's just talk about res ipsa's tail.
Yogurt seems to have a hairstyle issue.
Oh...navel...nevermind...
Need I remind you that it's Fleet Week here in NYC? All these sailors in their dress whites walking about the city?
speaking of things down, did i hear 2 more US choppers came down in iraq? military spokespeople are trying to say they weren't shot down. how many is that so far?
49. Brookings keeps track of downed helicopters in their Iraq Index...
We've got to stop this Democratic infighting, because anybody who's checked the pulse of the average voter knows that anybody who comes out breathing fire with regard to what's going on in this country just won't resonate.
One more thing. The Republicans are going to get all their factions together and quietly agree on a candidate in '08. Libertarians, corporate cheerleaders, hardline fundamentalists, it doesn't matter, there will be no fighting over the party's post-W future. There will be absolutely nothing to see during GOP primary season, nothing but smiling faces.
Yogurt seems to have a hairstyle issue.
I'm pretty sure he was the keyboardist for Flock Of Seagulls.
Oh...navel...nevermind...
Uncle Smokes
What? What are you saying? Are you suggesting seamen go (or come?) with my bacon?
I'm shocked, Shocked! to hear that!
william shatner sings "my way" to george lucas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p...h?
v=p55YD8QhQ3o
Never touched the registry myself. Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh
Well, I haven't used it but this one looks reliable. I agree you should do a system backup first. For other crap I like the freeware programs Ad-Aware and Spybot.
OMG, Yogurt is ridiculously cute.
Need I remind you that it's Fleet Week here in NYC? All these sailors in their dress whites walking about the city?
watertiger
Fleet Week?
That's like K-Lo's Pon Farr.
The M&Ms are medicinal, by the way. Good cough medicine.
Oh, absolutely. They also cure depression, headaches, and general malaise. They are, as my grandma used to say, good for what ails you.
Must have been Rock Hudson's influence...
Uncle Smokes
would that explain the rouge?
jello
Remember when he went to Germany and laid the wreath on the SS grave?
Looked like a two dollar whore!
Let's just talk about res ipsa's tail.
rorschach
My beloved? My betrothed? I'm struck speechless?
Got any nekkid pictures?
That's like K-Lo's Pon Farr.
Need I remind you that it's Fleet Week here in NYC? All these sailors in their dress whites walking about the city?
watertiger
they all went to see letterman the other night.
I think it's
one helicopter, 2 missing
----
BAGHDAD (AP) - An Iraqi tennis coach and two of his players were shot dead this week in Baghdad because they were wearing shorts, authorities said Saturday, reporting the latest in a series of recent attacks attributed to Islamic extremists.
A U.S. marine helicopter, meanwhile, crashed Saturday and its two crew members were missing in Anbar province, a volatile area west of the Iraqi capital where insurgents are active. Hostile fire was not suspected as the cause of the crash, the U.S. military said.
In the Baghdad incident, gunmen stopped a car carrying the Sunni Muslim coach and two Shiite players, asked them to step out and then shot them, said Manham Kubba secretary general of the Iraqi Tennis Union.
----
Chicken Caesar, congratulations on Iraq, your supersized Somalia. Asshole.
My beloved? My betrothed? I'm struck speechless?
Got any nekkid pictures?
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:49 pm | #
I was going to ask you the same thing.
JeffCO, thank you. That does look good. Already have Ad Aware and Spybot (which find ridiculously little garbage since I quit using IE).
There's a Norton Removal Tool on the net which totally doesn't work, and which you can't even USE unless you access it via IE. That kinda sealed the deal on dumping Norton today.
For other crap I like the freeware programs Ad-Aware and Spybot.
JeffCO | 05.27.06 - 6:48 pm | #
i endorse spybot.
fwiw.
Have you met the Yogurt family?
Eli |
Thems is some cute bunnies!
I was going to ask you the same thing.
rorschach
We should ask watertiger....
Now I'm on the mood to order some pizza and chow down with some old Star Trek.
By the way, if you're a Shatner fan and you've never seen Mind Meld, then you're in for a satisfying treat.
May we all be blessed with such friendship.
In the meantime, y'all take care of your good selves!
He's back!
As Firedoglake and other psychic healers diagnosed earlier this week, David Broder aint nuthin but a horndog, apantin all the time. He may fool Gwen Ifill, but he aint no friend of mine. I can picture him and Chris Matthews poised at the edge of the marsh, nostrils twitching, ready to plash in and retrieve a pair of Clinton undies;
An Iraqi tennis coach and two of his players were shot dead this week in Baghdad because they were wearing shorts,
Let freedom rain!
I was going to ask you the same thing.
rorschach
start the bidding, mates.
That's like K-Lo's Pon Farr.
Great. Star Trek music. In my head. You fez-wearing motherfucker.
Why would I have nekkid pictures of res ipsa?
and shatner sings - lucy in the sky with diamonds.
I rather enjoy Stewie doing Shatner doing Rocket Man myself.
Chicken Caesar, congratulations on Iraq, your supersized Somalia. Asshole.
Rova Bend-Dova
Bush of the Reverse Midas Touch.
Everything he touches turns instantly into shit.
Why would I have nekkid pictures of res ipsa?
watertiger
Because you have so many other beautiful pictures?
Why would I have nekkid pictures of res ipsa?
Because of your weekly lesbian lovefest.
Why would I have nekkid pictures of res ipsa? -watertiger
The question is why wouldn't you?
I rather enjoy Stewie doing Shatner doing Rocket Man myself.
JeffCO
I love that!
Why would I have nekkid pictures of res ipsa?
watertiger | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:53 pm | #
of res ipsa? oh, i see. i thought they just wanted to trade nekkid pics of each ot... never mind.
start the bidding, mates.
dirk gently,idiomatic
I promise to never appear on Hard Copy to reveal the sordid details of our unholy love.
I rather enjoy Stewie doing Shatner doing Rocket Man myself.
Oh, YEAH.
Someone here posted a great Lucy animation the other day. Funny as hell, I need to dig it up.
weekly lesbian lovefest.
Who told?
So this thread is obvious heading towards the notion of an orgy. Who's in?
The question is why wouldn't you?
JeffCO
Well, I certainly would! She's teh Hawt!
of res ipsa? oh, i see. i thought they just wanted to trade nekkid pics of each ot... never mind.
dirk gently,idiomatic | 05.27.06 - 6:54 pm | #
of each off topic?
Oh...each off-top pic.
So this thread is obvious heading towards the notion of an orgy. Who's in?
rorschach |
[raising hand and jumping up and down] - oooh! oooh!
weekly lesbian lovefest.
Who told?
I have a telephoto lens. That...zooms.
*YAWN*
What up?
I think this is it:
http://www.newsfromme.com/
archiv..._16.html#011504
So this thread is obvious heading towards the notion of an orgy. Who's in?
Must you always ruin everything and derail threads with sex talk?
weekly lesbian lovefest.
Who told?
Hecate, Grammar Fag
Oy! Who didn't? It was all over the comments section last month.
I have a telephoto lens. That...zooms.
NTodd, Tiresome
an 8 in telephoto.
cut.
Because of your weekly lesbian lovefest.
Tosh. We merely swap recipes for salt water taffy.
What up?
mena |
we're planning an orgy.
and i'm holding a practice session for anyone interested.
Mena, YOU, apparently. Welcome!
Stewie doing Shatner:
http://www.devilducky.com/media/24771/
MENA!
an 8 in telephoto.
cut.
dirk gently,idiomatic
==
He's lost his lenscap?
Tosh. We merely swap recipes for salt water taffy.
watertiger
Does that explain the bite marks? Or the savory smell of bacon? Hmmm.
We've got to stop this Democratic infighting,
Nah.
Tosh. We merely swap recipes for salt water taffy.
I don't pinch. I bite.
speaking of things down, did i hear 2 more US choppers came down in iraq?
no, 1 helicopter down; but very horrifying is the 2 marines onboard are missing. it went down in anbar province where the worst of the insurgency is underway. not good -- esp with the massacre in haditha.
Everything he touches turns instantly into shit. - Terry C, Politikal Girl
The touch and his itchy scalp have made him what he is today.
We've got to stop this Democratic infighting,
Nah.
rorschach
Agreed. Not while we are winning.
MENA!
watertiger
==
WT!!!!
(I was just feeling a bit sad earlier today that we stopped doing that - )
Also explains why every brain transplant has failed.
We've got to stop this Democratic infighting,
Good luck w/ that King Canute.
He's lost his lenscap?
Actually, I have. On my last 251 trip with Mex. I think I dropped it in Sheldon, VT. Fuuuuuck.
(I was just feeling a bit sad earlier today that we stopped doing that - )
weekly.
Taliban claim territorial gains
Saturday 27 May 2006, 23:06 Makka Time, 20:06 GMT
Mullah Zadallah, a Taliban commander, has told Aljazeera that the group has regained control of all the southwestern provinces of Afghanistan.
The Taliban have also threatened to attack Nato soldiers deployed in the south of the country, Aljazeera reported on Saturday.
For its part, the US military said US-led forces in Afghanistan have killed five Taliban fighters, including key leaders, in an attack on a training facility.
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/
...0DEF8C80CBE.htm
I don't pinch. I bite.
NTodd, Tiresome
==
Eli keeps talking about pinching something. He won't say what.
He's lost his lenscap?
Actually, I have. On my last 251 trip with Mex. I think I dropped it in Sheldon, VT. Fuuuuuck.
NTodd, Tiresome
i've got to lay off the spice. it's creepy.
kinda sealed the deal on dumping Norton today. Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh
While not a registry cleaner per se, I really like Codestuff Starter which lets you see and control everything that windows starts up. I use it whenever I suspect one of those bastard programs like Quicktime has decided to run itself in the background.
Also explains why every brain transplant has failed.
Mine went well at first, but the anti-rejection drugs lost efficacy over time.
guess jack went off to pull his taffy.
Must you always ruin everything and derail threads with sex talk?
NTodd, Tiresome
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy not?
guess jack went off to pull his taffy.
Rova Bend-Dova
Hopefully, he took dith with him!
He's lost his lenscap?
Actually, I have. On my last 251 trip with Mex. I think I dropped it in Sheldon, VT. Fuuuuuck.
This is my biggest peeve with Nikon. Their lenscaps are Teh Suck and will not stay on.
guess jack went off to pull his taffy.
Rova Bend-Dova | 05.27.06 - 7:02 pm | #
mommy called him up for dinner. she is going to be pissed that he spoiled his appetite with cheetos.
by which i mean, as simels would say, again.
i've got to lay off the spice. it's creepy.
But it helps you navigate when the Holzman Drive folds space.
And of course, The Original Shatner version
Still the greatest video of all time.
Mine went well at first, but the anti-rejection drugs lost efficacy over time.
NTodd, Tiresome
==
*picturing NTodd's skull hitting the ejector button*
Must you always ruin everything and derail threads with sex talk?
NTodd, Tiresome
talk is cheap.
sex, not so much.
Heh. Courageous Meteorologists bail out of Experimental Weather Plane and parachute just outside Siberian weather station... and the Russians make them use a calling card to phone for help.
God, I love Sci-Fi.
Argh. I gotta go put food on my family.
back in a bit.
mrs gently just brought me a ghiradelli chocolate square.
i've got to lay off the spice. it's creepy.
But it helps you navigate when the Holzman Drive folds space.
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:03 pm | #
It must flow.
Eli--what do we have for Scifi Weekend?
Even more freakin' sweet- you can see both Shatner's *and* Stewie's versions of Rocket Man here.
All you LIEberals ever think about is sex. SEX SEX SEX! Some people aren't as obsessed with COCK and PUSSY as you unhinged moonbats are. COCK AND PUSSY! COCK AND PUSSY!
This is my biggest peeve with Nikon. Their lenscaps are Teh Suck and will not stay on.
Yup. For over 2 years I've been fortunate that mine only would drop off when I pulled the cam out of my backpack. But I think this one's my fault: I was trying to deal with my tripod, bag, dog and holding the cap, so I most likely just dropped/left it somewhere. Didn't notice until I got to the Chester A Arthur Birthplace and Amusement Park.
dark breed next on sci fi.
brief nudity.
talk is cheap.
sex, not so much.
dirk gently,idiomatic
Cheap and meaningless sex is total self-actualization.
Except with my beloved, of course.
talk is cheap.
sex, not so much.
dirk gently,idiomatic | 05.27.06 - 7:04 pm | #
Talk is cheap.
Sex is free!
Eli--what do we have for Scifi Weekend?
Tonight's 9PM feature is Falcon Down, which appears to be Doomsday Weapon vs. Shatner, and tomorrow's 9PM feature is... Mansquito!
K, I count three people who didn't get the irony transplant.
Is it still too early for tonight's sci-fi? What cinema classic are you all going to narrate?
Sex is free!
rorschach
Sez the married man....
But it helps you navigate when the Holzman Drive folds space.
NTodd, Tiresome |
yeah. i suppose. but it was probably a mistake to wash it down with the maker's water.
All you LIEberals ever think about is sex. SEX SEX SEX! Some people aren't as obsessed with COCK and PUSSY as you unhinged moonbats are. COCK AND PUSSY! COCK AND PUSSY!
Michelle Malkin
Beats obsessing over immigration and internment camps.
Eli--well, anything with Shatner is a don't miss.
And Mansquito? Ooh, treats!
*picturing NTodd's skull hitting the ejector button*
It really hurts. And leaves a dent.
It must flow.
He who controls the Soup controls the Universe!
Yup. For over 2 years I've been fortunate that mine only would drop off when I pulled the cam out of my backpack.
I think mine falls off *in* my camera bag. When I take the camera out, the lens is all dusty like it's been uncovered for a while. Pisses me right off.
i'mmmmmmm rrrrrocket maaaaaaaannnnn!
He who can destroy a thing controls it.
Sex is free!
rorschach
Sez the married man....
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
i've been married longer than ror. believe me, it's not as free as it seems.
check out 'dark breed' reviews on IMDB. "Things explode!"
All you LIEberals ever think about is sex. SEX SEX SEX! Some people aren't as obsessed with COCK and PUSSY as you unhinged moonbats are. COCK AND PUSSY! COCK AND PUSSY!
No, sometimes we think about eating and drinking.
I have an uneasy feeling that I have actually *seen* Dark Breed before. If it has a Germanic alien with poofy blonde hair, I definitely have.
K, I count three people who didn't get the irony transplant. -fourmorewars
Almost called namestealer on your 6:47
I am so sorry if I started a camera discussion.
Sex is free!
rorschach
Sez the married man....
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:07 pm | #
Sez the married man in the middle of a sexual Renaissance!
But I've said too much.
chomsky on cspan2
Ah, no, this appears to be something else. Good deal. And is has Jonathan Banks, who is Teh Creepy.
i've been married longer than ror. believe me, it's not as free as it seems.
dirk gently,idiomatic
Exactly. Been there twice. There isn't anything about it that's free.
Fucking biology....
i'm not the man they think at all ooohhhhh nooooo, ooooohhh nooooooo, i'm rockiiiiiiiitttttttt maaaaaaan
Apparently Meet the Press isn't even going to try to pretend anymore. Their lineup last week:
Where's Moonbotica?
So we have the ever growing concentration of wealth to the new aristocracy, the uber rich while the now concentrated ownership of broadcast and newsprint media increasingly offers a singular stage to it's political advocates.
Meanwhile the low income strata are forced to compete with an immigrant workforce willing to work for low wages. Anyone reminded of Rome prior to the fall of the republic, when the concentration of wealth was controlled by the few and the masses were left to compete with abundant slave labor in effort to earn a living?
I guess the thinking is this time is now that they own and control the media they control the message and the discourse. Anyone getting in the way is easily dealt with through accusation and innuendo. How long will it last is the question.
Moon is studying Rome, so she likely has more details. To my mind, this imbalance ultimately sets the stage for a populist demagogue, a Julius Caesar whose goal is to set things right but in the process destroys the very thing he set out to restore, or save.
I'm not liking what I'm seeing.
.
He who can destroy a thing controls it.
I control Silence!
Is Shatner worth watching on Boston Legal? He's best when he goes over the top, but for a gig like that, he's probably pretty restained, huh?
It must flow.
For the last time: I. DON'T. IRON.
No, sometimes we think about eating and drinking.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
cock and pussy?
Ah...Saturday night SciFi blogging. One of my favorite times of the week.
He who can destroy a thing controls it. - Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
Are you quoting Rove, Rumsfeld, or Cheney?
I am so sorry if I started a camera discussion.
mena
If it were "in camera," on the other hand....
the only thing better than one william shatner..... is three william shatners.......
So this thread is obvious heading towards the notion of an orgy. Who's in?
rorschach | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:55 pm | #
Surprise.
So this thread is obvious heading towards the notion of an orgy. Who's in?
rorschach | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 6:55 pm | #
Surprise.
Sez the married man in the middle of a sexual Renaissance!
But I've said too much.
rorschach | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:10 pm | #
or, perhaps, not enough
(call me)
Surprise.
whiskeyina |
yeeeeHAW! a little whiskey, just what this orgy needed.
Are you quoting Rove, Rumsfeld, or Cheney?
Rova Bend-Dova
Paul Mah'd Dib, I believe....
the only thing better than one william shatner..... is three william shatners.......
Jenny McCarthy's short-lived sitcom had a bit with George Hamilton (who played her dead actor father) doing something very similar with "I Will Survive"...
imdb was right. lots of stuff blowing up.
cock and pussy? - dirk gently,idiomatic
Perfect name for an Eschatonian pub.
i've been married longer than ror. believe me, it's not as free as it seems.
I was being flip. The time I spent standing on the edge of the Crescent City Connection contemplating jumping when my first marriage was crashing and burning tended to indicate that sex is never free.
imdb was right. lots of stuff blowing up.
And one punch right *through* the torso.
But I've said too much.
rorschach
or, perhaps, not enough
dirk gently,idiomatic
I thought I heard you laughing.
the only thing better than one william shatner..... is three william shatners.......
Jenny McCarthy's short-lived sitcom had a bit with George Hamilton (who played her dead actor father) doing something very similar with "I Will Survive"...
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:13 pm | #
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------------------------------
I long for the good old days of quality TV........
The time I spent standing on the edge of the Crescent City Connection contemplating jumping when my first marriage was crashing and burning tended to indicate that sex is never free.
rorschach | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:14 pm | #
bummer, man. i was only talking about kids tuition and such. i've had it easy.
Sirota:
The Financial Times this week published a piece (attached) about whether there is a serious anti-Hillary Clinton movement brewing inside the Democratic Party that could threaten her 2008 prospects. I'm not so sure there is a concerted effort to oppose Sen. Clinton as much as there is a new movement brewing to support candidates who are serious about standing up for ordinary citizens and fighting the hostile takeover of our government by Big Money interests.
No, sometimes we think about eating and drinking.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
cock and pussy?
dirk gently,idiomatic
um...wouldn't that be the other way around...??
I was being flip. The time I spent standing on the edge of the Crescent City Connection contemplating jumping when my first marriage was crashing and burning tended to indicate that sex is never free.
rorschach
We know. Wait till you watch the second one crashing and burning. I speak from experience.
Some people aren't as obsessed with COCK and PUSSY as you unhinged moonbats are.
Oh, they're more obsessed than we are. They're very busy sublimating it.
Is Shatner worth watching on Boston Legal? He's best when he goes over the top, but for a gig like that, he's probably pretty restained, huh? -nsr
He is farkin' brilliant on that show - he and Spader have great chemistry and mostly parody themselves.
NEW YORK With belated U.S. press coverage of the Haditha massacre now drawing wide attention -- it's the subject of a seering Washington Post front-page story today by Ellen Knickmeyer, for example -- what may be lost are some of the other remarkable articles from Iraq this week on militia and police control of much of the country.
A lengthy New York Times study earlier this week looked at several angles. Now Tom Lasseter, longtime Baghdad reporter for Knight Ridder, observes in his latest piece, "Southern Iraq, long touted as a peaceful region that's likely to be among the first areas returned to Iraqi control, is now dominated by Shiite Muslim warlords and militiamen who are laying the groundwork for an Islamic fundamentalist government, say senior British and Iraqi officials in the area.
http://
www.editorandpublisher.co...t_id=1002576983
sex is never free.
...but it is overrated.
.
um...wouldn't that be the other way around...??
Sarah Deere | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:16 pm | #
not if you do it right.
(too far?)
um...wouldn't that be the other way around...??
Oh, snap.
The time I spent standing on the edge of the Crescent City Connection contemplating jumping when my first marriage was crashing and burning tended to indicate that sex is never free.
==
I'm so glad you didn't. And you're right, it's incredibly expensive.
I long for the good old days of quality TV........ pigboy
The Carol Burnett Show is on DVD now.
Wait till you watch the second one crashing and burning.
Oh goody. An optimist. I'm looking forward to my second divorce already...
Oh, they're more obsessed than we are. They're very busy sublimating it.
Excuse me, I have to go chain-smoke and groom obsessively.
http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=142
This is great!
The time I spent standing on the edge of the Crescent City Connection contemplating jumping when my first marriage was crashing and burning tended to indicate that sex is never free.
rorschach
If that's all you're "buying", then, yes, I have found this to be true.
It's worse when it involves, well, other stuff. When you actually believed they loved - or at least liked - you. Eh?
I thought I heard you laughing. -Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
Anyone seen my religion? Think I lost it.
I long for the good old days of quality TV........ pigboy
The Carol Burnett Show is on DVD now.
JeffCO | 05.27.06 - 7:17 pm | #
I need to finish the Dr. Who series first
Ror, Chocolate--trust me, I'm the most expensive sex my husband ever had.
sex is never free.
...but it is overrated.
Um.
Some people aren't as obsessed with COCK and PUSSY as you unhinged moonbats are.
Oh, they're more obsessed than we are. They're very busy sublimating it.
I prefer biting to sublimating.
Ror, Chocolate--trust me, I'm the most expensive sex my husband ever had.
Speaking of which...
Any updates?
sex is never free.
...but it is overrated.
Al Swearengen
Not if you are deeply in love, scared out of your mind, reacting through the fear with anger, and your brain goes all sparkly when you smell her.
(too far?)
dirk gently,idiomatic
Well,they ARE similar...
No, not too far. At least not here, or commented upon by you.
If I were elsewhere, I might shrink away.
I thought I heard you laughing.
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
That was just a dream.
We know. Wait till you watch the second one crashing and burning. I speak from experience.
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
I don't know who "we" is, but this one will not crash and burn. Thank you for your sweet and endearing acknowledgement that I may well have found a good match.
Very classy of you.
The Haditha killings and the new Tillman news is going to make memorial day more depressing then usual.
Almost called namestealer on your 6:47
Rova Bend-Dova | 05.27.06 - 7:09 pm | #
It was in response to the 6:25 about the LAT 'Dem-rift' article. Maybe I should've skipped it, any discussion on that had died out already.
Ror, Chocolate--trust me, I'm the most expensive sex my husband ever had.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Ah! But you were an excellent value for the money, I'm sure.
and your brain goes all sparkly when you smell her.
Chocolate Proton - Politikew
CP, that is deliciously and beautifully said!
Ror, Chocolate--trust me, I'm the most expensive sex my husband ever had.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
and worth every moment.
The Haditha killings and the new Tillman news is going to make memorial day more depressing then usual.
Lumpenprolitariot |
Here's hoping that Preznit DumbAss stays AWAY from any military cemeteries!
Ah! But you were an excellent value for the money, I'm sure.
"Were"?
When you actually believed they loved - or at least liked - you. Eh?
I have been divorced twice and, for me, some of the worst of it was thinking that you'd completely revealed yourself to someone else and they really didn't like what they saw.
We've got to stop this Democratic infighting, because anybody who's checked the pulse of the average voter knows that anybody who comes out breathing fire with regard to what's going on in this country just won't resonate.
what? republicans didn't regain congress in '94 by impersonating mister rogers.
yeeeeHAW! a little whiskey, just what this orgy needed.
dirk gently,idiomatic | 05.27.06 - 7:13 pm | #
Glad to be of service.
(Wait. I'll come in again.)
(Arrgghh. Is there no escaping innuendo?)
yeeeeHAW! a little whiskey, just what this orgy needed.
dirk gently,idiomatic | 05.27.06 - 7:13 pm | #
Glad to be of service.
(Wait. I'll come in again.)
(Arrgghh. Is there no escaping innuendo?)
um...wouldn't that be the other way around...??
Sarah Deere
That would take some serious internal sphincter control.
Happy birthday, Christopher Lee. 84 y/o and still sca-ry.
Not if you are deeply in love, scared out of your mind, reacting through the fear with anger, and your brain goes all sparkly when you smell her.
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
Ain't youth grand.
Eli--do you have an optical silk? They're great for lens cleaning as well as glasses.
About $7 at Sunglass Hut.
mrs g just told me she is going to "take a roofie and go to bed" and that i can come up later and do "whatever i want"
i think she was kidding.
i'll see if she puts up a struggle.
It's worse when it involves, well, other stuff. When you actually believed they loved - or at least liked - you. Eh?
Sarah Deere | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:18 pm | #
That was the most difficult part...
I don't know who "we" is, but this one will not crash and burn. Thank you for your sweet and endearing acknowledgement that I may well have found a good match.
Very classy of you.
rorschach
I wish you the best. My comment was personally historical and not meant to be a reflection of your current relationship in any manner whatsoever.
So this thread is obvious heading towards the notion of an orgy. Who's in?
rorschach |
Save me a place.
I have been divorced twice and, for me, some of the worst of it was thinking that you'd completely revealed yourself to someone else and they really didn't like what they saw.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
Word.
Dirk--you'd have to ask Monsieur.
(Arrgghh. Is there no escaping innuendo?)
whiskeyina | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:22 pm | #
in my what now?
(Arrgghh. Is there no escaping innuendo?) -whiskeyina
No worries - it's all innuendo and out the other with us.
I have been divorced twice and, for me, some of the worst of it was thinking that you'd completely revealed yourself to someone else and they really didn't like what they saw.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
Dear Goddess,
We have a lot in common.
Eli--do you have an optical silk? They're great for lens cleaning as well as glasses.
About $7 at Sunglass Hut.
I have too blowers, two brushes, a chamois, cleaning fluid and paper, and a lens pen. All of which I used before heading out this afternoon.
Save me a place.
ShawKenawe, godless scum |
right over here.
I have been divorced twice and, for me, some of the worst of it was thinking that you'd completely revealed yourself to someone else and they really didn't like what they saw.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
==
Only once for me officially, but yes, there's no direction to look away from that rejection. Although the process we put around divorce seems to me to work mostly to amplify and distort the anger and pain involved.
I have been divorced twice and, for me, some of the worst of it was thinking that you'd completely revealed yourself to someone else and they really didn't like what they saw.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
Or that they liked you at first, but for some reason beyond your control they changed their mind. The rejection is tough.
Happy birthday, Christopher Lee. 84 y/o and still sca-ry.
nsr
Ditto that. First Hammer film I ever saw had him and Peter Cushing, entitled "Dr Terror's House of Horros". And, as I have mentioned before here, was the first thing I ever saw Donald Sutherland in. Beginning of a lifelong crush!
(Arrgghh. Is there no escaping innuendo?)
whiskeyina | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:22 pm | #
Around here?
Your Answer:
That would take some serious internal sphincter control.
TinyPorcelainMouse
;^)
Dear Goddess,
We have a lot in common.
Well I am flattered if you think so! I was thinking just earlier today about those gorgeous statues that you made -- they were really amazing.
It's worse when it involves, well, other stuff. When you actually believed they loved - or at least liked - you. Eh?
Sarah Deere
It's worse when you know he did, but then - he's gone.
yeeeeHAW! a little whiskey, just what this orgy needed.
How about Technicolor Margaritas? That's what's happening at Chez H.
I have been divorced twice and, for me, some of the worst of it was thinking that you'd completely revealed yourself to someone else and they really didn't like what they saw.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
I realize now that I reveal myself very little... My friends tend to be at arm's length.
I need to think about that.
All of which I used before heading out this afternoon. Eli
You lucky bastard! You lucky, lucky bastard!
I have been divorced twice and, for me, some of the worst of it was thinking that you'd completely revealed yourself to someone else and they really didn't like what they saw.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
In that case they can't be a part of todays online orgy..... losers
Save me a place.
ShawKenawe, godless scum
right over here.
dirk gently,idiomatic
I thought you were off to check on a struggle or two.
Slide on over here, you godless hussy, you!
the process we put around divorce seem
Oh, absolutely. And there's so little need for it to be that way.
It's worse when you know he did, but then - he's gone.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Yep, pain-wise, that trumps.
And one is left without a fucking clue.
I thought you were off to check on a struggle or two.
not for an hour or two. i've got time.
It's worse when you know he did, but then - he's gone.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
==
Yes.
the process we put around divorce seem
Oh, absolutely. And there's so little need for it to be that way.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
Yes. Yes. Yes. There should be comparable ceremonies.
what? republicans didn't regain congress in '94 by impersonating mister rogers.
jello | 05.27.06 - 7:21 pm | #
Oy. And apparently I won't gain the Threader of the Month award by impersonating Johathan Swift. Back to the drawing board.
I have been divorced twice and, for me, some of the worst of it was thinking that you'd completely revealed yourself to someone else and they really didn't like what they saw. - Hecate, Grammar Fag
Still slouching towards #1. The scar tissue's so thick I'm sure as hell not going to put myself in the postion to go through it a second time. Besides, I've got so many arthritic body parts that the mere thought of spooning or snuggling makes me wince.
I realize now that I reveal myself very little... My friends tend to be at arm's length. -rorschach
There is a fear instilled in us that when others know us they have power over us. In my experience, that is untrue. By accepting myself I retrieve any power I've outsourced to others. Then all they have is information about me, and I happily share that anyway.
My friends tend to be at arm's length.
I love you, Johnnycakes.
It's worse when you know he did, but then - he's gone.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar |
i wish i could say something. it's hard to hug through a keyboard.
Well, before this orgy gets good and messy, I better put the children to bed.
There is a fear instilled in us that when others know us they have power over us. In my experience, that is untrue. By accepting myself I retrieve any power I've outsourced to others.
==
That's very true, but imagine how hard to accept and put into practice when your experience has demonstrated the worst to you. Repeatedly. Life is unfair for everyone, but it's more unfair for some.
Good evening.
Everyone's integrity in place?
The scar tissue's so thick I'm sure as hell not going to put myself in the postion to go through it a second time. Besides, I've got so many arthritic body parts that the mere thought of spooning or snuggling makes me wince.
Rova Bend-Dova
Took the words right out of my mouth.
Well I am flattered if you think so! I was thinking just earlier today about those gorgeous statues that you made -- they were really amazing.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
Here's one of my stone pieces:
Brown Seal Pup
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/
2...rownsealpup.JPG
There is a fear instilled in us that when others know us they have power over us. In my experience, that is untrue. By accepting myself I retrieve any power I've outsourced to others. Then all they have is information about me, and I happily share that anyway.
JeffCO
and that, dears, is known as "sanity".
Good on you, JeffCo. No kidding.
I realize now that I reveal myself very little... My friends tend to be at arm's length. -rorschach
I really don't bond very well at all. It kinda... doesn't occur to me to have friends.
Dang, shaw - brown seal pup is a gorgeous piece!!!!!!!
There is a fear instilled in us that when others know us they have power over us.
I tend to conceptualize it more in terms of that German film, Nowhere in Africa.
Early on in the film the father takes his son, a lawyer, aside and counsels him that in marriage one partner tends to dominate the other, but that the dynamic isn't static.
.
Good evening.
Everyone's integrity in place? - Zap Rowsdower
You're not paying attention. Check yours at the door. This is orgy nite.
How about Technicolor Margaritas? That's what's happening at Chez H.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
What kind of tequila?
Meanwhile the low income strata are forced to compete with an immigrant workforce willing to work for low wages. Anyone reminded of Rome prior to the fall of the republic, when the concentration of wealth was controlled by the few and the masses were left to compete with abundant slave labor in effort to earn a living?
Al Swearengen
somebody on newsweek starting paging robespierre after reporting some healthcare industry ceo's pay surpassing $1 Billion dollars.
Nice, Shaw!
Shawkenawe,
That is siimply gorgeous.
Shawkenawe,
That is siimply gorgeous.
I realize now that I reveal myself very little... My friends tend to be at arm's length. -rorschach
There is a fear instilled in us that when others know us they have power over us. In my experience, that is untrue. By accepting myself I retrieve any power I've outsourced to others. Then all they have is information about me, and I happily share that anyway.
JeffCO | 05.27.06 - 7:30 pm | #
Well said, but I don't fear people knowing me. I have no hesitation about putting myself on the line, but yet I just kinda think people don't really wanna hear about my shit...
Repeatedly. Life is unfair for everyone, but it's more unfair for some.
mena | 05.27.06 - 7:33 pm | #
well, hell, i don't even feel like an orgy anymore.
there is always someone who has suffered more. personally, i find that truth to be unbearable. partially because i am totally selfish and feel my pain is worse than you could ever know, partially because i am not and i hate to imagine what the next one down the line is going through.
Life is unfair for everyone, but it's more unfair for some. -mena
Nobody said it was easy - no one ever said it would be so hard.
(For Terry C, Coldplayer)
I have been divorced twice and, for me, some of the worst of it was thinking that you'd completely revealed yourself to someone else and they really didn't like what they saw.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
Or that they liked you at first, but for some reason beyond your control they changed their mind. The rejection is tough.
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
Damn - so well put and so true.
One divorce was enough for me.
Life is unfair for everyone, but it's more unfair for some. -mena
Nobody said it was easy - no one ever said it would be so hard.
(For Terry C, Coldplayer)
JeffCO
Damn straight!
Entering late, had to stop for dinner and various mundane chores.
Hi Sarah Deere, did you get the cornbread recipe? Have you tried it?
Hey Al Swearengen, those cocksuckers in Yankton are cancelling your show. What the fuck?
I really don't bond very well at all. It kinda... doesn't occur to me to have friends.
Eli
==
It's pretty hit-or-miss with me. Some days I'm positively ordinary and well-adjusted.
How about Technicolor Margaritas?
Sallyh, what makes them technicolor??
Dang, shaw - brown seal pup is a gorgeous piece!!!!!!!
Sarah Deere
haloscan ate my post!
I sold that piece and I'm sorry I did.
I miss that baby!
You're not paying attention. Check yours at the door. This is orgy nite.
Rova Bend-Dova
Well, I just came from the worlds largest orgy of consumerism -- the Mall of America (and IKEA).
Took the words right out of my mouth. - Terry C, Politikal Girl
But I wouldn't mind sitting next to you while we warmed our hands over a couple of burning Republicans.
I really don't bond very well at all. It kinda... doesn't occur to me to have friends.
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:33 pm | #
You and I should hang out.
I really don't bond very well at all. It kinda... doesn't occur to me to have friends.
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:33 pm | #
You and I should hang out.
mer, yes, and YES. Sorry I failed to report back. It rocks and rules. MANY thanks!!
they liked you at first, but for some reason beyond your control they changed their mind.
Nothing like spending half your life with someone and realizing that they never loved you at all.
I realize now that I reveal myself very little... My friends tend to be at arm's length.
That's precisely the shit I'm working on these days. Really. Come to NTodd's House'o'Barriers!
I believe that's the Mal of America.
Well said, but I don't fear people knowing me. I have no hesitation about putting myself on the line, but yet I just kinda think people don't really wanna hear about my shit...
rorschach | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:35 pm | #
I think everyone needs at least one person who will listen to your shit. I think that keeps us sane and not so tightly wrapped.
somebody on newsweek starting paging robespierre after reporting some healthcare industry ceo's pay surpassing $1 Billion dollars.
jello
NPR aired a story Friday about the rising cost of health insurance being $100+ a year and that it's largely attributable to the cost of modern drugs.
They drew on example from Genetech. I forget the drug name, but it produced 1 billion in revenue for the company.
.
But I wouldn't mind sitting next to you while we warmed our hands over a couple of burning Republicans.
Rova Bend-Dova |
You're on!
I sold that piece and I'm sorry I did.
I miss that baby!
ShawKenawe, godless scum
I hear that sort of thing a lot from my friends who are artists
All of them would really much, much, much prefer never to have to part with their "babies", because that's what they are, after all, your "children".
That almost - almost - makes me glad I don't have their talent for creating beauty.
Life is unfair for everyone
Really? Has life been unfair to George Bush?
You and I should hang out.
That never would have occurred to me.
Man, what a downer this thread is. And here I've been feeling like a freak all these years thanks to the couples uber alles mentality of society in general.
Though to be honest, I've found that life post-40 tends to be about getting over yourself. As in, I no longer expect anyone to care about what's going on with me, what's important to me, etc. Some people might find such thinking a bummer, but there's so many fewer disappointments when one is being realistic. It's a much more even keel.
Nothing like spending half your life with someone and realizing that they never loved you at all.
==
Even harder is accepting that they may have loved you as best they were able.
I have no hesitation about putting myself on the line, but yet I just kinda think people don't really wanna hear about my shit...
Well, I really meant that more as a practice than an accomplishment. But I do believe that when one really knows and accepts oneself, and withdraws many of the projections onto others, there is a chance for really knowing someone else. Manage that and there's not much to fuss about.
Though to be honest, I've found that life post-40 tends to be about getting over yourself.
You need to get married. That will solve everything.
Nothing like spending half your life with someone and realizing that they never loved you at all.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
Try being with someone who claims they love you, but for psychological reasons fathomable to no one sabotages the relationship and drives you away, and then regrets it six months later and asks you to give them another chance, after you've already gone through the long and painful process of getting over them.
I've heard about such things, anyway. *ahem*
vodka time.
back in a bit.
I think everyone needs at least one person who will listen to your shit. I think that keeps us sane and not so tightly wrapped.
In theory, although there's a core level of shit I don't share with anyone, and I just stew and work through internally.
It seems to work pretty well, mostly...
the Mal of America.
See, I think that place is just scary.
You and I should hang out.
That never would have occurred to me.
Eli
==
Brown Seal Pup -ShawKenawe, godless scum
Whole lot better than my ceramic seal and Eskimo on ice. Yellow seal, black ice floe, red Eskimo. Executed at age six.
I hear that sort of thing a lot from my friends who are artists
All of them would really much, much, much prefer never to have to part with their "babies", because that's what they are, after all, your "children".
And then there's us photographers...
What in tarnation's goin' on in here?!
Really? Has life been unfair to George Bush?
Richard
I think yes, but very early on. His mother is a psychopath, his father is emotionally dysfunctional, and he has never had the opportunity to grieve the death of his sister.
So, on a purely human and personal level, yes, life has been unfair to George W. Bush.
That said, I'd still not spit on him if I found him dying of thirst in the desert for fear it would give him the strength to crawl to water.
At some point, we all become responsible for who we are.
Even harder is accepting that they may have loved you as best they were able.
Yup. Very close to home.
Boy -- my 20's were such a waste. Now, you all are telling me that it only gets worse???
You need to get married. That will solve everything.
NTodd, Tiresome
Don't shatter my dreams, young man.
Though to be honest, I've found that life post-40 tends to be about getting over yourself. As in, I no longer expect anyone to care about what's going on with me, what's important to me, etc. Some people might find such thinking a bummer, but there's so many fewer disappointments when one is being realistic. It's a much more even keel.
Jennifer
I think this is absolutely spot-on. I'm turning 40 in a few weeks, and I think I've already gotten a good head start on this.
I think everyone needs at least one person who will listen to your shit. I think that keeps us sane and not so tightly wrapped.
In theory, although there's a core level of shit I don't share with anyone, and I just stew and work through internally.
It seems to work pretty well, mostly...
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:42 pm | #
I agree.
What in tarnation's goin' on in here?!
watertiger
I regret selling my brown seal pup.
In theory, although there's a core level of shit I don't share with anyone, and I just stew and work through internally.
I've been doing that for decades. I'm not absolutely sure I recommend it.
You and I should hang out.
That never would have occurred to me.
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:40 pm | #
Okay, but now it has.
Even harder is accepting that they may have loved you as best they were able.
mena | 05.27.06 - 7:41 pm | #
Very true, that. My ex-wife was very classy in that after leaving me she would come into my bar while I was working and tell of all the new, true loves she'd found.
Things that don't mix: A Citrix server and haloscan.
he has never had the opportunity to grieve the death of his sister.
Why ruin a good golf game?
Really? Has life been unfair to George Bush?
Fuck yeah. He hasn't gotten *anything* he deserves.
One person always loves more. That's what makes it so difficult. And the one who loves more is vulnerable.
Max, Nowhere in Africa
Wouldn't you know it was directed by a woman.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0161860/
.
"Really? Has life been unfair to George Bush?"
--Richard
Bush has been unfair to Bush. Maybe it's the same thing.
I don't think George Bush is a happy person.
What in tarnation's goin' on in here?!
watertiger
Nekkid drunkeness. I think.
What in tarnation's goin' on in here?!
watertiger
==
We're working our way up to a massive bender.
Time for some John Bradshaw and Alice Miller..........
At some point, we all become responsible for who we are.
I agree and that's one of the things that gives me hope and gets me up in the morning.
What in tarnation's goin' on in here?! - watertiger
technicolor margaritas
So, should I stay in and cook, or go out on the town?
I'm stumped. Advice?
Won the 2003 Oscar for Best Foreign Film I might add.
Should be on everyone's list. A wonderful film.
.
Kate O'Beirne is hot.
As in, I no longer expect anyone to care about what's going on with me, what's important to me, etc. Some people might find such thinking a bummer, but there's so many fewer disappointments when one is being realistic. It's a much more even keel.
This has actually been my operating assumption for as long as I can remember. Of course, I was single most of that time...
the Mal of America.
See, I think that place is just scary.
I'd have a grand mall seizure just being there.
Really? Has life been unfair to George Bush?
Fuck yeah. He hasn't gotten *anything* he deserves.
Eli
What about his poll ratings?
And then there's us photographers...
RealPhotographers™?
Of course he's not a happy person. His entire life has been spent in trying to masquerade as someone competent and live up to his dad.
But on the other hand, he's probably not self-aware enough to realize why he's not a happy person.
Even harder is accepting that they may have loved you as best they were able.
mena
mena, that's true of each and every one of us, though, isn't it? Some of us know that and some do not. Not to sound all platitudinal and all (but, really, what else is there?), it's at heart about not hurting one another when it's avoidable and telling the truth to one another as we know it. Whatever the fuck that means or is worth. Prolly not much.
At some point, we all become responsible for who we are.
not me. i didn't have a fucking thing to do with it.
the best i can manage is to be responsible for who i appear to be. and even that is not much to write home about.
he has never had the opportunity to grieve the death of his sister.
he probably poisoned her. she was getting too much attention.
So, should I stay in and cook, or go out on the town?
I'm stumped. Advice?
Phila
Hell, Phila, both. I just made some outstanding little neck clams in garlic, onions and wine, rapini and tomatoes over polenta and now I'm going out for an espresso and mebbe a cannoli.
At some point, we all become responsible for who we are.
==
You said it so well, I didn't need to reply.
What in tarnation's goin' on in here?!
watertiger
Nekkid drunkeness. I think.
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
I'm stone cold sober.
Maybe I shouldn't be.
I don't think George Bush is a happy person.
mer
Neither do I. Happy people don't become alcoholics and coke fiends.
I agree.
pigboy
Me, too. I don't want to hear about Eli's core shit. Shaw's on the other hand, I find endlessly fascinating. Especially when wrapped with bacon.
What in tarnation's goin' on in here?!
We're fixin' to have an orgy, but being good process liberals, we're telling each other our stories, first. You know what Muriel Rukheyser said.
My ex-wife was very classy in that after leaving me she would come into my bar while I was working and tell of all the new, true loves she'd found.
rorschach | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:45 pm | #
I once had an impossibly vain and dishonest woman I was involved with apologize for "taking out her resentment against straight men" on me.
No big deal...I only wasted five years of my life.
So, should I stay in and cook, or go out on the town?
==
I think you should order out and stay in with us.
As i look back on it from age 60, i've been lucky
i've been loved by a totally surprising number of incredibly attractive, strong, powerful, sexy women...been married to three of 'em...
it is probably some kind of index of my suitability as a mate that i'm single these days...
Really? Has life been unfair to George Bush?
Fuck yeah. He hasn't gotten *anything* he deserves.
Eli
Eli....I heart you, in a major way.
he has never had the opportunity to grieve the death of his sister.
he probably poisoned her. she was getting too much attention.
jello
That's not so hard to believe.
PORT ANGELES, WA-- It's a popular destination, especially in the summer months, but Lake Crescent Lodge will play host this week to a very special guest -- Laura Bush.
The first lady arrived Friday afternoon at William R. Fairchild International Airport for what sources say is a weeklong personal vacation to Olympic National Park.
President Bush met with the prime minister of the Palestinian Authority on Friday and was not with his wife when she arrived in a Gulfstream G3 jet with ``United States of America'' painted on the side.
The plane was called ``Executive One Foxtrot'' during the flight that carried Mrs. Bush across the continent.
Sources told the Peninsula Daily News that Mrs. Bush and a few personal friends hiked in Olympic National Park for several hours Saturday, hiking about eight miles to and from Obstruction Point.
So, should I stay in and cook, or go out on the town?
I'm stumped. Advice?
Phila | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:47 pm | #
Go, and be a flaneur, in the style of Benjamin.
"What in tarnation's goin' on in here?!"
Dear Ann Landers, Yesterday my husband....
I don't think George Bush is a happy person.
mer
Neither do I. Happy people don't become alcoholics and coke fiends.
Buzz Bomb
Or start wars.
Eli....I heart you, in a major way.
Right back atcha, darlin'. I hope you can make it to EschaToo.
the best i can manage is to be responsible for who i appear to be. and even that is not much to write home about.
dirk gently,idiomatic
dirk gently,
you can write home about yourself anytime.
But on the other hand, he's probably not self-aware enough to realize why he's not a happy person.
Jennifer
"I'm the president after all, and you're not, so fuck you. I can tap your phone and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. You just have to sit there and take it."
That's how his thinking goes, I'm pretty sure. So of course, in his mind, he's happier than you are.
I think there will be moments in every day, for some time to come, when I will feel his absence so keenly that it will crush the very air out of my lungs. Cause me to falter. To feel utterly bereft. Tonight, a memory of him sitting at my dining table, head bent over his laptop, brow furrowed in concentration as he worked, tore holes in my insides. The sight of Tadpole knocking softly at the front door, calling Jim, where are you? when we returned home made me wince and grip the door handle with white knuckles. Once Tadpole was in bed, the long evening gaped ahead, the terrifying emptiness no longer to be punctuated by his calls.
But I refuse to be bitter, because love doesnt come complete with guarantees. Because no-one is to blame here. Because neither of us deserves to settle for less than what we shared at the beginning.
Before it waned.
http://www.petiteanglaise.com/ar...03/06/epilogue/
I'm stone cold sober.
Maybe I shouldn't be.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
We can work on that. Shaw's ignoring me, so why don't you slide on over here and we can, um, conversate or somethin'.
Mena: I'm totally flattered.
Go, and be a flaneur, in the style of Benjamin.
rorschach | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:50 pm | #
I was born a flaneur in the style of Benjamin. That's why I'm such a fuck-up.
Hell, look at how well it worked out for him.
Plus, didn't his wife complain that his intellect had sucked the life out of his libido?
At some point, we all become responsible for who we are.
And as I have noted (and forgive my heterocentrism), that is what makes all the liberal women of uncertain ages here so unbefuckinglievably sexy.
My ex-wife was very classy in that after leaving me she would come into my bar while I was working and tell of all the new, true loves she'd found.
rorschach
aw, jeez.......
No big deal...I only wasted five years of my life.
Phila | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:49 pm | #
Well, she apologized, so that makes it all okay.
Or did she?
I don't know if I'm going to be able to tear myself away from Dark Breed long enough to grab something to eat...
My ex-wife was very classy in that after leaving me she would come into my bar while I was working and tell of all the new, true loves she'd found.
rorschach
she missed you.
Intellect sucks out your libido?
So that's where it went!
I must be a fookin' genius or something by now.
And as I have noted (and forgive my heterocentrism), that is what makes all the liberal women of uncertain ages here so unbefuckinglievably sexy.
JeffCO
Take me. Now.
No big deal...I only wasted five years of my life.
Phila | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:49 pm | #
Well, she apologized, so that makes it all okay.
You been talking to my S2BX?
My ex-wife was very classy in that after leaving me she would come into my bar while I was working and tell of all the new, true loves she'd found.
rorschach
On the nights she did not show up, did you just poke yourself with a sharp stick?
So, should I stay in and cook, or go out on the town?
I'm stumped. Advice? - Phila |
What? You don't want to orgy with us?
If the wallet's not waxing too thin and the weather's half way decent, get thee hence, bubba.
some idiot splashed vermouth in my vodka.
i better pour somemore to improve the ratio.
And then there's us photographers...
Eli
True. I was thinking of...and, dammit, I don;t know what the term is...but sculptors, painters.
What's it like for you phtogs? You never lose your babies, but you put them out there....on the streets, as it were.
Intellect sucks out your libido?
So that's where it went!
I must be a fookin' genius or something by now.
I'm amazed I can even write a complete sentence.
My ex-wife was very classy in that after leaving me she would come into my bar while I was working and tell of all the new, true loves she'd found.
rorschach
she missed you.
dirk gently,idiomatic | 05.27.06 - 7:53 pm | #
Oh lordy, you do not know her. And thus you are so wrong.
she missed you.
dirk gently,idiomatic - 7:53 pm
sounds like she kept on trying to hit 'im tho...
So, should I stay in and cook, or go out on the town?
What does "going out on the town" entail?
Sources told the Peninsula Daily News that Mrs. Bush and a few personal friends hiked in Olympic National Park for several hours Saturday, hiking about eight miles to and from Obstruction Point.
Enslaved
So, is Pickles doing the Diana and getting some on the side? Would The Codpiece care?
I like Terra Chips.
Does that make me a terrarist?
Well, she apologized, so that makes it all okay.
Or did she?
rorschach | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:53 pm | #
She did. And I guess it actually does. Really, it was my fault, ultimately. I thought the lack of anything resembling real passion, in contrast to earlier relationships, was a sign that I'd "grown up." Basically, I deserved what I got.
I must be a fookin' genius or something by now.
Jennifer |
smart women get me hot.
We can work on that. Shaw's ignoring me, so why don't you slide on over here and we can, um, conversate or somethin'.
Mena: I'm totally flattered.
Chocolate Proton - Politikew
Choc!
No. I'm slow. That's all.
What does "going out on the town" entail?
I would hope it would entail debauchery, elitist wine, and loud music.
JeffCO is rico suave.
What's it like for you phtogs? You never lose your babies, but you put them out there....on the streets, as it were.
Well, it hasn't come up much, but there's really no bitter with the sweet on the rare occasions when I've sold something.
Still haven't heard from spork's gallery owner...
some idiot splashed vermouth in my vodka.
i better pour somemore to improve the ratio.
dirk gently,idiomatic | 05.27.06 - 7:55 pm | #
Don't they know that the proper way is simply to hold the bottle of vermouth near the glass for 5.5 seconds?
Take me. Now. -ShawKenawe
Carve out about 4 hours.
Shaw - that meal sounded divine. Any leftovers?
Oh lordy, you do not know her. And thus you are so wrong.
rorschach | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:55 pm
just scrapin for a pos outlook. i keep making the mistake of thinkin peoplle are human.
Does that make me a terrarist?
A terra-chip-ist maybe.
Still haven't heard from spork's gallery owner...
Damn. Push!
What does "going out on the town" entail?
Thers, Man of the Soil | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:55 pm | #
Oh, you know...dining on delicate morsels and wines of a vintage...finger bowls full of violet water...the sly, silken rustle of feminine underthings...the usual routine.
Well, she apologized, so that makes it all okay.
That's almost as bad as "I'm NOT doing this to hurt you or make you feel bad!"
Carve out about 4 hours.
Showoff.
Damn. Push!
"You want me on that wall! You NEED me on that wall!"
Carve out about 4 hours.
JeffCO | 05.27.06 - 7:57 pm | #
that incldes the drive, piza and drinks!
[rimshot]
No big deal...I only wasted five years of my life.
Phila
I know this is cold comfort, but imho, we never waste those years. They are just how long it took us to learn something.
What's it like for you phtogs? You never lose your babies, but you put them out there....on the streets, as it were.
At first it's terrifying, but there's nothing like a photoj class with weekly public "critiques" to make you get over that.
finger bowls full of violet water
better than toilet bowls full of fingers.
I would hope it would entail debauchery, elitist wine, and loud music.
fourlegsgood
Jeesh, it's been so long I've actually forgotten that as a lifestyle choice.
JeffCO is rico suave.
watertiger
And that's a good thing?
.
So, is Pickles doing the Diana and getting some on the side? Would The Codpiece care?
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
He's too busy with KindaSleazy.
"You want me on that wall! You NEED me on that wall!"
Uh, don't push that hard. Unless the gallery owner's cute and single.
Really, it was my fault, ultimately. I thought the lack of anything resembling real passion, in contrast to earlier relationships, was a sign that I'd "grown up." Basically, I deserved what I got.
Phila | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:56 pm | #
Hmm. Perhaps, but in the good sense. If that relationship was passionless, it's best to be out of it.
(Apologies for being presumptuous.)
Truly, I'm my own worst critic.
I'm finally starting to get some confidence though.
JeffCO is rico suave.
watertiger
And that's a good thing?
I wouldn't know.
smart women get me hot.
dirk gently,idiomatic
But even their lesser sisters can keep you warm.
I like smart women, but "smartitude" isn't my key criterion. Never was. More like emtional intelligence. And great tits, of course.
Sources told the Peninsula Daily News that Mrs. Bush and a few personal friends hiked in Olympic National Park for several hours Saturday, hiking about eight miles to and from Obstruction Point.
Enslaved
So, is Pickles doing the Diana and getting some on the side? Would The Codpiece care? - Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
And why the hell isn't David Broder on this?
Uh, don't push that hard. Unless the gallery owner's cute and single.
NTodd, Tiresome |
and your preferred gender, if any.
I know this is cold comfort, but imho, we never waste those years. They are just how long it took us to learn something.
Sarah Deere
==
I have never understood people who get old and report having no regrets. What. The. Fuck.
Truly, I'm my own worst critic.
I'm finally starting to get some confidence though.
I still only really like about 1 or 2%.
I know this is cold comfort, but imho, we never waste those years. They are just how long it took us to learn something.
Sarah Deere | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 7:59 pm | #
Yeah, I'm not complaining. And I seriously did deserve it.
Plus, I was able to go on a fairly epic bender once I finally ditched her. Famine to feast! It all worked out for the best.
Damn. Push!
"You want me on that wall! You NEED me on that wall!"
Well, he hasn't said NO yet. That's a good sign.
Take me. Now. -ShawKenawe
Carve out about 4 hours.
JeffCO
Liberal men. They know.
I still only really like about 1 or 2%.
You need to get some confidence. You're much better than you think you are.
I have never understood people who get old and report having no regrets. What. The. Fuck.
I'll always look back and wish that I was maybe a little more sophisticated in my use of language.
Oh, you know...dining on delicate morsels and wines of a vintage...finger bowls full of violet water...the sly, silken rustle of feminine underthings...the usual routine. - Phila
Holden's going to be your waitperson?
I've never been divorced. I attribute this to sheer dumb luck; some woman at some point decided for perfectly obscure reasons that I was worth spending the rest of her life with, and there we go.
Mostly I think men are big dumb louts; I am. Don't know why any of you women put up with us for a minute, frankly.
More like emtional intelligence. And great tits, of course.
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:00 pm | #
all tits are great, once you get that close. but dumb is never a turn on.
at least, for me.
that's why i hang out here.
You need to get some confidence. You're much better than you think you are.
If people did not periodically tell me this, I would probably have absolutely no idea. Seriously.
If that relationship was passionless, it's best to be out of it.
(Apologies for being presumptuous.)
rorschach | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:00 pm | #
Hell yes! On of the best things that ever happened to me. After a week or so of moping- which was more reflexive than anything else - I woke up feeling like I'd had a giant tumor removed.
And why the hell isn't David Broder on this?
Grizzlies best not to come between Pickles and her shillelagh.
Oh, you know...dining on delicate morsels and wines of a vintage...finger bowls full of violet water...the sly, silken rustle of feminine underthings...the usual routine.
Pizza and a sixer of Blatz, then?
Grizzlies best not to come between Pickles and her shillelagh.
Is this shillelagh... battery-powered?
I'll always look back and wish that I was maybe a little more sophisticated in my use of language.
==
Goddamn that's funny!
JeffCO is rico suave.
watertiger
And that's a good thing?
I wouldn't know.
Eli
Just call him Gerardo for short.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J...ch=rico%
20suave
.
("I'll bring my shillelagh! It'll be fun!")
I have never understood people who get old and report having no regrets.
I regret not giving Bush a blowjob about twenty years ago.
Mostly I think men are big dumb louts; I am. Don't know why any of you women put up with us for a minute, frankly.
Thers, Man of the Soil | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:02 pm | #
The eternal question.
Your tax dollars at work.
Gurley on faith in Afghanistan
Q. Have you been able to share the Gospel with locals/soldiers, and how can we at home can pray for our brothers and sisters pursuing their faith in areas like yours?
A. Soldiers, yes. Locals, no. A soldier can actually get in a whole lot of trouble for "proselytizing" to locals. But if the opportunity arose, I would take it. People at home can pray for soldiers' spiritual health and unity over here. That goes for any believers in the country at all, doing missions or otherwise. It is very much a spiritual desert (Psalm 63:1). On post it is rough spiritually because my environment is military. Off post is barren land because the nation is oppressed by the deception of the Muslim faith.
http://www.worldmagblog.com/blog...ves/
024693.html
======
"Sgt. Gurley is a member of the Florida National Guard and has been at Camp Phoenix outside of Kabul, Afghanistan since last July."
Mostly I think men are big dumb louts; I am. Don't know why any of you women put up with us for a minute, frankly.
They crave our essence.
Is this shillelagh... battery-powered?
Eli
Or does it plug into the wall?
I'll always look back and wish that I was maybe a little more sophisticated in my use of language. -Eli
It's true - others may easily misunderstand what you meant when you said "Dead or Alive" was a great band. They get all spun around. Like a record.
Baby.
Is this shillelagh... battery-powered?
Everything about Pickles is battery-powered.
They crave our essence.
I'm just in it for the taffy.
Is this shillelagh... battery-powered?
Eli
Or does it plug into the wall?
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
batteries are a girl's best friend.
Mostly I think men are big dumb louts; I am. Don't know why any of you women put up with us for a minute, frankly.
It's the smell you have in the fold behind the ears.
Mostly I think men are big dumb louts; I am. Don't know why any of you women put up with us for a minute, frankly.
all the good ons ar marrid=ed or gay.
but then, not every rectangle is a swuare.
Would we all rather be robots?
The bad in my life has been bad. The good, good.
I just hope I am a morally responsible person. I try to be anyway.
It's true - others may easily misunderstand what you meant when you said "Dead or Alive" was a great band.
I think they understood that one just fine, actually.
At first it's terrifying, but there's nothing like a photoj class with weekly public "critiques" to make you get over that.
fourlegsgood
In a way, maybe it would be a good thing if we had weekly public critiques on our individual humanity. Might make us better human beings.
I'm sure that I've mentioned that Zapette and I met online. I just didn't have the nerve/confidence/fearlessness that it took to meet a woman in a less-than-flatterning setting.
And now, we're getting married. She's the love of my life. So, I guess that means no more trouble for me ever, ever again.
It's the smell you have in the fold behind the ears.
Echidne of the snakes
I fold behind the ears? Where do you women learn these things? Cosmo?
Just call him Gerardo for short.
==
Does no one but me remember the near-legendary(just stop, all you pedants) Aldo Cella?
Aldo!
batteries are a girl's best friend.
ShawKenawe, godless scum
not by themselvs.
well, maybe the "D"s
More like emtional intelligence. And great tits, of course.
So it would be a compliment if someone told me that my best characteristic is my boobs?
It's the smell you have in the fold behind the ears.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:06 pm | #
The lingering aroma of cheap cigarillos?
I just hope I am a morally responsible person. I try to be anyway.
mer | 05.27.06 - 8:07 pm | #
hell. nother opportunity gone.
So it would be a compliment if someone told me that my best characteristic is my boobs?
Their emotional intelligence is... breathtaking.
So it would be a compliment if someone told me that my best characteristic is my boobs?
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:08 pm | #
Of course! Think how much time and effort you put into developing them.
Ciao Aldo!
I woke up feeling like I'd had a giant tumor removed.
Phila
Ultimately, that's how each and every one of us feels after ending a relationship that was not good for us!
Unless we are of the temperament that juist likes having large tumors.....
Just call him Gerardo for short.
==
Does no one but me remember the near-legendary(just stop, all you pedants) Aldo Cella?
Aldo!
mena
Aldo Cella? Who that?
Spent most of my day reviewing lost loves and the music that accompanied them. Here's one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G...h=nicks%
20petty
It's the smell you have in the fold behind the ears.
Echidne of the snakes
==
It's different places for different men, but yes. Mmmmmmmmmmm. I miss that.
So it would be a compliment if someone told me that my best characteristic is my boobs?
Echidne of the snakes |
what kind of cad would confuse your natural beauty with the beauty you've cultivated within?
and thats not just the kettel talking, snake lady.
So it would be a compliment if someone told me that my best characteristic is my boobs?
Echidne of the snakes
If you think for one moment that I'm going to fall for something that obvious (right up there with, "Do these pants make me look fat?") you have another think coming, young lady.
Forward me some nekkid pitchers and I'll get back with you on that....
It's the smell you have in the fold behind the ears.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:06 pm | #
The lingering aroma of cheap cigarillos?
Not usually. It's this smell that I go after. Only found behind men's ears.
If people did not periodically tell me this, I would probably have absolutely no idea. Seriously.
You are fucking hopeless.
I say that with all affection. Sheesh.
It's the smell you have in the fold behind the ears.
Echidne of the snakes |
mrs gently calls it the "you've been golfing" smell.
Could be some fireworks on this week with Murtha and hunter:
Hunter strongly disagreed with Murtha's statement that undue stress on the Marines contributed to the killings. "I totally reject that," he said, adding that the actions of a single squad should not reflect negatively on the rest of the troops engaged in Iraq or their mission.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...6051901732.html
There also were some early quotes from hunter (chairman of the House Armed Services Committee) along the line of investigating who leaked to murtha what the report said.
"And great tits, of course."
--Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
Define "great tits."
You are fucking hopeless.
So true.
So it would be a compliment if someone told me that my best characteristic is my boobs?
Echidne of the snakes
MOM!!! please.
"And great tits, of course."
--Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
Define "great tits."
Echidne, could you come over here for a moment?
It's the smell you have in the fold behind the ears. - Echidne of the snakes
Finally, that chronic post-bath interogative of childhood, delivered with accusatory eyes, explained.
Define "great tits."
mer | 05.27.06 - 8:11 pm | #
"within reach"
Forward me some nekkid pitchers and I'll get back with you on that....
Don't trust Choc's opinion on that, better forward them to me also.
Ack. I miss my TV.
Anyhoo, I didn't know snake goddesses had boobies.
So it would be a compliment if someone told me that my best characteristic is my boobs?
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:08 pm | #
Of course! Think how much time and effort you put into developing them.
Phila
There are millions of years of evolution behind a great set of headlights. Be proud!
Not usually. It's this smell that I go after. Only found behind men's ears.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:10 pm | #
Otoeroticism!
Not usually. It's this smell that I go after. Only found behind men's ears.
Echidne of the snakes
So, you're telling me I shouldn't wash there?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B...0bush%
20running
Kate Bush
"If there's no sex, then what good's your shillelagh?"
--Patrick Kavanagh, "The Paddiad"
Ack. I miss my TV.
Crap. I just realized, no Shatner liveblogging for tigre. Teh suck.
It's the smell you have in the fold behind the ears.
Echidne of the snakes
I fold behind the ears? Where do you women learn these things? Cosmo?
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
No, dear.
Each and every person has a special, unique scent. I love the smell of my g'kids, and my son, and my dtr in law, and my friends - and, of course, the wonderful Mr D.
My cats.
The sense of smell is the most evocative of memory, and it is crucial to many species to divine friend from foe.
To revel in the scent of one's lover is paramount to a delicious and incomparable sexual experience. Many are the times I wake in the morning and just breathe deeply of Mr D. It's a perfume beyond measure. It calms me, yet arouses me. It makes me feel good.
No elixir better than that.
Ack. I miss my TV.
What happened to your TV?
And speaking of TVs, what happened to the flat screen that attaturk promised me?
Define "great tits."
mer
I think the NTodd definition would run a little something like this:
Nekkid and within arms reach.
All's I know is anyone who had a heart would surely take me in her arms and always love me.
Or was it that anyone who ever had a heart wouldn't turn around and break it, and anyone who ever played a part wouldn't turn around and hate it?
Not usually. It's this smell that I go after. Only found behind men's ears.
That's where I keep my essence!
all the good ons ar marrid=ed or gay.
"The good ones are either married or they want to do your hair!"
- Cher
Mostly I think men are big dumb louts; I am. Don't know why any of you women put up with us for a minute, frankly.
Thers, Man of the Soil
I'm not; I'm cultured, intelligent and sensitive. (And well-groomed.) Unfortunately, this all seems to be much more of a handicap with women than one might think. I think a lot of women prefer big dumb louts, even if they think they don't.
I think the NTodd definition would run a little something like this:
Nekkid and within arms reach.
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
HAH! i beat ntodd to it, even with you helping him!
drunk don't hurt a bit.
"And great tits, of course."
--Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
Define "great tits."
If I may blushingly report what a very, very dear "friend" has said about that to me:
"The quality of a woman's breasts resides in the responsiveness of her nipples."
Ack. I miss my TV.
watertiger
Take better aim. Here's another brick....
So it would be a compliment if someone told me that my best characteristic is my boobs? -Echidne of the snakes
You'd be justified in calling them a titmouse.
Crap. I just realized, no Shatner liveblogging for tigre. Teh suck.
I almost forgot about Shatner!!
I went to Targιt this afternoon and scored a copy of Shaun of the Dead for $9.99.
What happened to your TV?
Power surge in the cable . . .
wait, I'll come in again.
There was a problem in the line, but it seems to have shorted out the TV. It's in permanent stand-by mode, and no matter how many times I unplug it and replug it, I still get nuthin. then it turns itself off.
"The quality of a woman's breasts resides in the responsiveness of her nipples."
Shaw just hit a grand slam.
You are fucking hopeless.
==
The hell. He'll end up with someone who folds his boxer shorts. Maybe she already does?
JeffCo - If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me?
"And now, we're getting married. She's the love of my life. So, I guess that means no more trouble for me ever, ever again."
--Zap Rowsdower
Goddamn right. Just write a book about how you accomplished it and you'll be a millionaire to boot.
"The quality of a woman's breasts resides in the responsiveness of her nipples."
ShawKenawe, godless scum
you coud stop after "responsiveness"
My reference point has always been Mitzi Gaynor, who had fabulous tits and an enchanting smile and a fine wit, and wooden teeth which she'd bought in a chemist's in Augsburg, despite the fire risk.
It's a perfume beyond measure. It calms me, yet arouses me. It makes me feel good.
No elixir better than that.
Sarah Deere
I know.
Crap. I just realized, no Shatner liveblogging for tigre. Teh suck.
THIS is what I'm saying.
Unfortunately, this all seems to be much more of a handicap with women than one might think. I think a lot of women prefer big dumb louts, even if they think they don't.
I don't think they do. But it never hurts to show someone that you want them, if you know what I mean.
I guarantee when the Dems lose in 2006, we'll look back at this thread and wish we could take it all back.
The hell. He'll end up with someone who folds his boxer shorts. Maybe she already does?
Well, no. But she genuinely *loves* to do laundry.
Power surge in the cable . . .
one of the flay rods has gone out of skew on the treadle.
If I may blushingly report what a very, very dear "friend" has said about that to me: "The quality of a woman's breasts resides in the responsiveness of her nipples." -ShawKenawe
Make that 5 hours.
Took an anatomy class from a Scotish MD once said in mid-lecture, "Why do the men of this culture have such an obsession with modified sweat glands embedded in fat?"
All's I know is anyone who had a heart would surely take me in her arms and always love me.
JeffCO
One of my favorite Warwick/Bacherach songs.
But it never hurts to show someone that you want them, if you know what I mean.
So go right ahead and grab yer crotch and yell, "YO BABY! I got the answer to yer problems right here!"
There was a problem in the line, but it seems to have shorted out the TV. It's in permanent stand-by mode, and no matter how many times I unplug it and replug it, I still get nuthin. then it turns itself off.
Sounds like it's dead. Bummer.
Took an anatomy class from a Scotish MD once said in mid-lecture, "Why do the men of this culture have such an obsession with modified sweat glands embedded in fat?"
Rova Bend-Dova
Mmm... modified sweat glands...
Just heard that Gonzales and Mueller have threatened to quit unless the Prez stands up for them and their nefarious acts. Boys, you really better start looking for another day job, if you think the great marshmallow in the Oval Office is going to do the "stand up thing" for you.
So go right ahead and grab yer crotch and yell, "YO BABY! I got the answer to yer problems right here!"
If I was single, I would so totally be yours.
You say folding boxer shorts like it's a bad thing.
I guarantee when the Dems lose in 2006, we'll look back at this thread and wish we could take it all back.
NTodd, Tiresome
They're saying the same thing over at Kos.
Sounds like it's dead. Bummer.
It's only a bit more than 2 years old, too. I'm waiting to see what the cost to repair it is. So I'm TV-less for the next couple of days.
I'm sure I'll survive. It's just annoying is all.
Took an anatomy class from a Scotish MD once said in mid-lecture, "Why do the men of this culture have such an obsession with modified sweat glands embedded in fat?"
Rova Bend-Dova
Beats me. I'm an ass man.
(See, I can be a Neanderthal!)
k - i'm going for a refill of something cheaper, and a peanutbuter and pickle sandwich. anyone want anything>
Make that 5 hours.
==
Heehee.
Someone above must have posted something like this -but.
The late, great mediawhoresonline used to call Meet The Press, Meet The Whore.
Perfectly apt and still applies.
Took an anatomy class from a Scotish MD once said in mid-lecture, "Why do the men of this culture have such an obsession with modified sweat glands embedded in fat?"
Rova Bend-Dova | 05.27.06 - 8:18 pm | #
"This culture"? Whatever.
Sounds like one of the many supercilious closet cases I've known. Of course, you can reduce a penis to pretty unflattering "objective" terms too...
Don't know why any of you women put up with us for a minute, frankly.
Thers, Man of the Soil | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:02 pm | #
Well, we always hope for at least 2 minutes before you roll over and fall asleep.
Don't know why any of you women put up with us for a minute, frankly.
Thers, Man of the Soil | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:02 pm | #
Well, we always hope for at least 2 minutes before you roll over and fall asleep.
Took an anatomy class from a Scotish MD once said in mid-lecture, "Why do the men of this culture have such an obsession with modified sweat glands embedded in fat?"
Rova Bend-Dova
Feh! There are heathens everywhere.
ah, chirren, must away for a while, such lovely company you all are.
Have a delightful orgy in my absence.
Enjoy yourselves!!
Eurythmics - Would I Lie To You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=7...arch=eurythmics
The backup singers are simply the best.
So go right ahead and grab yer crotch and yell, "YO BABY! I got the answer to yer problems right here!"
That's fairly advanced. Better start with something gentler.
Well, we always hope for at least 2 minutes before you roll over and fall asleep.
whiskeyina |
i'm barely past the ankle in 2 minutes.
So go right ahead and grab yer crotch and yell, "YO BABY! I got the answer to yer problems right here!"
Unbelievably, that has never worked for me. Maybe it's my delivery.
Oh gash.
My Saturday nights haven't been the same since I was introduced to "Stumbling In", by Susie Quatro.
JeffCO, if you're still around: I just got back from cleaning stuff up. Got the Registry Mechanic you suggested, managed NOT to fuck up my system, and things are booting faster and cleaner now! Thank you for the recommendation!
I think a lot of women prefer big dumb louts, even if they think they don't.
Buzz Bomb
Sing it Julie...
When I need somethin' to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say last call
I start shopping for a Neanderthal
The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
Have a delightful orgy in my absence.
it won't be the same w/o you sarah!
Mostly I think men are big dumb louts; I am. Don't know why any of you women put up with us for a minute, frankly.
Thers, Man of the Soil
I'm not; I'm cultured, intelligent and sensitive.
Oh, I'm all of those too. And a big dumb lout.
"There has been no war in our history in which you didn't have incidents in which people did the wrong thing at one time or another," he said. No one should "tar the honorable service of 922,000 brave Americans in Iraq and Afghanistan with the reported actions of one squad in one city on one morning," he said.
every soldier in Iraq is a war-criminal, either in potential or in actuality...
in a criminal war, they can be nothing else...
interesting, that they'll probably court martial some of those poor dumb-fuck gyrenes...while pilots who routinely drop dumb bombs on unidentifiable clusters of people and buildings get fucking medals...
class warfare?
ya think?
Hmmmm, go away for a while and you guys are back to discussing booze, sex, tvs, and politics.
I can't think of anything more important.
OK, I'm gonna go out and get some food, before I cost the Dems Columbus and points south with an inelegant quip, or jest.
Orrin Hatch is a bitter fruit.
JeffCo - If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me? -mena
How far do you live from Shaw?
I'm off for an espresso at the Cafe Vittorio.
Later.
Love you all.
Took an anatomy class from a Scotish MD once said in mid-lecture, "Why do the men of this culture have such an obsession with modified sweat glands embedded in fat?"
Rova Bend-Dova | 05.27.06 - 8:18 pm | #
"This culture"? Whatever.
Americans do seem a little more breast-obsessed...
Mostly I think men are big dumb louts; I am. Don't know why any of you women put up with us for a minute, frankly.
Mostly we keep you around to open tightly sealed jars. Otherwise...
Of course, you can reduce a penis to pretty unflattering "objective" terms too...
CANNOT.
The penis is majestic, the fount of all culture and civilization.
Well, mine is, anyway.
Plus, it gets itchy.
I think in honor of this discussion, I'll watch "The Two Towers."
Or "Ghostbusters."
Mostly we keep you around to open tightly sealed jars. Otherwise...
Neponset | 05.27.06 - 8:24 pm | #
my mother once said "i don't need a man - o've got one of those rubber thingees."
we think she probably meant to open jars with.
You say folding boxer shorts like it's a bad thing.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
==
Oh, I've folded a few pair. Just one of those telling details.
JeffCO, if you're still around... Silleigh
Just doin' muh job ma'am.
Plus, it gets itchy.
They have a cream for that.
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
Elmer, PHD | 05.27.06 - 8:22 pm | #
Or Lee Wiley's "Find Me a Primitive Man":
I could be the personal slave
Of someone who lives in a cave.
I don't mean the kind that belongs to a club
But the kind that has a club that belongs to him...
I don't think she meant it, though. She once threw poor Bunny Berigan's clothes out the window of the hotel where they were trysting, 'cause he was trying to get out of bed...
The penis is majestic, the fount of all culture and civilization.
that's why so many things are shaped like it.
my mother once said "i don't need a man - o've got one of those rubber thingees."
we think she probably meant to open jars with.
That's priceless.
Americans do seem a little more breast-obsessed...
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:24 pm | #
Must be all the Benny Hill they used to show on public TV...
Or "Ghostbusters."
watertiger | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:25 pm | #
try War of the Worlds.
it's ntodd's favorite movie.
"The penis is majestic, the fount of all culture and civilization."
That's why so many things are fucked.
How far do you live from Shaw?
JeffCO
==
A fer piece, unfortunately.
But wait - you're centrally located!
Kate Bush -Al Swearengen
Meant to say thanks for that Al. I simply adore Ms. Bush. Having now seen Van Morrison, she's at the top of my list of people I'd give quite a lot to see perform. Sadly not likely to happen anytime soon, though she did finally release another album a few months ago. It's tremendous.
So go right ahead and grab yer crotch and yell, "YO BABY! I got the answer to yer problems right here!"
[scribbles notes]
try War of the Worlds.
it's ntodd's favorite movie.
dirk gently,idiomatic
No, no. That was "Waterworld."
Unfortunately, no amount of dicking around with the computer will make a 1,000-comment thread load faster.
Must be all the Benny Hill they used to show on public TV...
But Benny Hill isn't that typical of European desires.
Missionary Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g...issionary%
20man
cover
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m...issionary%
20man
try War of the Worlds.
it's ntodd's favorite movie.
You are banned from the Tastee Freeze for 3 days longer than smalfish.
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Wgg,
how's your connection holding up.
Unfortunately, no amount of dicking around with the computer will make a 1,000-comment thread load faster.
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh
thats why i have a t1.
In a way, maybe it would be a good thing if we had weekly public critiques on our individual humanity.
Hey, where did you meet my mother?
Later, all. Gotta go get ready for a night out withda lady (by that, I mean playing bejeweled).
Bye!
I think one viewing of 'War of the Worlds' is more than enough for me.
Or Lee Wiley's "Find Me a Primitive Man":
==
"You and me, baby, aint nothin but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.."
o've got one of those rubber thingees."
is "o've" an accent or a typo?
Eurythmics - Would I Lie To You
http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=7...arch=eurythmics
The backup singers are simply the best.
Al Swearengen
Steven Bauer ("Scarface") looked Sooooo hot in that video.
Even though he was playing a prick!
Americans do seem a little more breast-obsessed...
Echidne of the snakes
cue Bowser & Blue
Oh why are we busting the breast, this really must be addressed
Oh, why make an issue of mammary tissue, oh why are we busting the breast
... In the US, you have the right to bear arms, in Ontario you have the right to bare breasts. Where would you rather live?
thats why i have a t1.
You're a braggart. And shrill. A shrill liberal braggart. No wonder I hang out here.
is "o've" an accent or a typo?
DemByDefault | 05.27.06 - 8:31
its vodka.
Wgg,
how's your connection holding up.
Rova Bend-Dova - 8:29 pm
which one.....errrrrr...i mean....ummmm, i've probably said too much
I think one viewing of 'War of the Worlds' is more than enough for me.
You mean the Tom Cruise one, of course. The C. Thomas Howell one is full of depths and layers of theological meaning.
In a way, maybe it would be a good thing if we had weekly public critiques on our individual humanity.
Hey, where did you meet my mother?
Neponset
==
Damn! You made me spit beer!
Missionary Man
Great backing vocals there, too!
Unfortunately, no amount of dicking around with the computer will make a 1,000-comment thread load faster.
Silleigh,
Cleaning out your spyware will...
You're a braggart. And shrill. A shrill liberal braggart. No wonder I hang out here.
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh
i am indeed.
a t1.
cut.
.
Courtesy of Pharyngula:
Stop what you're doing at once, especially if you're nicely toasted, go to this site, and enter http://atrios.blogspot.com/.
Just do it. I have no idea what the hell it's supposed to be showing me, but I feel like astronaut David Bowman in the Star Gate... You'll thank me.
You mean the Tom Cruise one, of course. The C. Thomas Howell one is full of depths and layers of theological meaning.
Eli |
now you are being glib.
thats why i have a t1.
Pffft. 1.536Mbps is nothin'. Gimme FTTP and 155 meg up and 622 meg down!
"You and me, baby, aint nothin but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.."
Oh, you heard that podcast...?
Mostly I think men are big dumb louts; I am. Don't know why any of you women put up with us for a minute, frankly.
'Cause even when we're throwing heavy, breakable objects at your head, you make us laugh, grimly sometimes, wryly sometimes, but mostly you just make us laugh. Didn't you know?
It's only a bit more than 2 years old, too. I'm waiting to see what the cost to repair it is. So I'm TV-less for the next couple of days.
Maybe just the on/off switch is shorted out.
Mostly we keep you around to open tightly sealed jars. Otherwise...
Neponset
And empty the mouse traps...
Even though he was playing a prick! -Terry C
And they are notoriously hard to tune!
which one.....errrrrr...i mean....ummmm, i've probably said too much - WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar
Well, I do hope your connector is doing okay too.
Just do it. I have no idea what the hell it's supposed to be showing me, but I feel like astronaut David Bowman in the Star Gate... You'll thank me.
My God. It's full of dots.
JeffCO, went through the youtube catalog earlier today, including a wiki review of Cloudbursting, which was written for Wihelm Reich.
And who said we don't burn books in America. Just look-up Reich's story in Wiki.
Meanwhile, here's some other Bush.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A...rch=kate%
20bush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R...rch=kate%
20bush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B...rch=kate%
20bush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q...rch=kate%
20bush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T...%20bush%
20woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8...sWgQurqhs&
eurl=
It seems to be down right now, but this site:
http://www.organichtml.com/
Draws websites as pretty pictures.
mostly you just make us laugh. Didn't you know?
But I am an extremely serious person.
"Fly, you fools!"
And they are notoriously hard to tune!
JeffCO | 05.27.06 - 8:35 pm | #
i didn't realize one tuned the wind instruments.
i thought it was just a matter of blowing techinique.
i thought it was just a matter of blowing techinique.
dirk gently
*bites hand*
Watertiger, what are you watching the DVD on? your iMac?
Just do it. I have no idea what the hell it's supposed to be showing me, but I feel like astronaut David Bowman in the Star Gate... You'll thank me.
==
Is it graphically tracking comments in real time? Otherwise I don't get it. But it reminds me of the Virtual Thesaurus. Have you all seen that? I'll try to find a link.
but mostly you just make us laugh
Ducks large piece of china flying my way and runs from the room, sobbing.
Question --
I've never been jumped. Is this because I am:
A) the most mackinest?
B) Known the most packinest?
Upon your answer depends more than you can know?
Meanwhile, here's some other Bush.
Being a hapless romantic, The Sensual World is one of my favorite albums.
I've never been jumped.
We have much in common, you and I.
Ducks large piece of china flying my way and runs from the room, sobbing.
Doug
Sugar, if you were as old as I am, you'd know that things or beings that make you laugh are the only things that matter. That's it. Well, that one of those rubber thingies.
Just do it. I have no idea what the hell it's supposed to be showing me, but I feel like astronaut David Bowman in the Star Gate... You'll thank me.
Little Brψther | 05.27.06 - 8:33 pm | #
i think it is like etherape - graphical representation of network trafic, center node is atrios, others are our pc's connecting to it.
But I am an extremely serious person. - Thers
ROFHMSLMAO
I've never been jumped.
Is that a bad thing?
Watertiger, what are you watching the DVD on? your iMac?
I switched it up fer tonight- watching on the laptop, writing on the desktop.
oh, ouch, hehe, where's something I can throw?
I like the 1953 version of "War Of the Worlds."
Gene Barry playing...ta da...Dr. Clayton Forrester!
Just do it. I have no idea what the hell it's supposed to be showing me, but I feel like astronaut David Bowman in the Star Gate... You'll thank me.
It's interesting. I tried it with my blog, too.
Wow. The current number of posts listed matches the year the Magna Charta was signed.
Hey, talk about movies, books and sex and the trolls run away.
Olav is expected momentito.
Wow. The current number of posts listed matches the year the Magna Charta was signed.
plantsman
Funny, here it's showing Hastings, not 1215.
GWPDA, I don't know if you are interested in such things but I'm clearing out some Lenox crystalware.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI...7418090809&
rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI...7418096044&
rd=1
12 pieces each size.
Nice yer here, GWPDA. How's by the spa and garden?
I've never been jumped.
Try wearing a sharkskin suit. Trouble is, afterwards the women go quickly downhill.
Funny, here it's showing Hastings, not 1215.
Be careful with those arrows. You could put out Harold's eye.
Just do it. I have no idea what the hell it's supposed to be showing me, but I feel like astronaut David Bowman in the Star Gate... You'll thank me.
oh snap.
it has nothing to do with traffic. it is a web page HTML map.
blue: for links (the A tag)
red: for tables (TABLE, TR and TD tags)
green: for the DIV tag
violet: for images (the IMG tag)
yellow: for forms (FORM, INPUT, TEXTAREA, SELECT and OPTION tags)
orange: for linebreaks and blockquotes (BR, P, and BLOCKQUOTE tags)
black: the HTML tag, the root node
gray: all other tags
rtfm
Pretty crystal!
Did I mention that I, personally, have three complete trousseaux in my house right now? That is to say, three complete sets of ordinary and good crystal, everyday and 'good' china, silver and silverplate and kitchen stuff?
I appreciate the various learned clarifications on the significance of the site.
To me, however, the sum and substance of the site is that it reveals that Eschaton is essentially an infinitely expanding series of multicolored dandelions.
And this pleases me. 
(I Flashed on the battle of Hastings, but I doubted myself since it was my second recollection.)
I stand corrected, and unashamed.
Being a hapless romantic, The Sensual World is one of my favorite albums.
JeffCO
Hapless or hopeless? I hope it's the latter.
.
GWPDA, I don't know if you are interested in such things but I'm clearing out some Lenox crystalware.
12 pieces each size. - Doug,
Good for throwing?
Be careful with those arrows. You could put out Harold's eye.
NTodd
Which Harold?
I've never been jumped.
Is that a bad thing?
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:40 pm | #
I've been jumped. By asshole thieves and by asshole cops.
The latter was by far the worse.
Damn haloscan. Here it is, in Homepage.
Cloudbursting, which was written for Wihelm Reich.
I'd never seen that video. Here today, orgone tomorrow.
Did I mention that I, personally, have three complete trousseaux in my house right now? That is to say, three complete sets of ordinary and good crystal, everyday and 'good' china, silver and silverplate and kitchen stuff?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
BUT! Do you have three sets of ordinary and good lingerie?
Did I mention that I, personally, have three complete trousseaux in my house
I have multiples of everything also, which is why I'm clearing a lot of this out. When I move, I won't have time to make packing all of it a simple and easy matter. Crystal ware is the absolute worst to pack.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:45 pm
Olaf make it there yet?
I stand corrected, and unashamed.
plantsman
S'Ok, I could have been a real bastard and said "Stamford Bridge".
Which Harold?
Number 2?
Shit. miriam's computer just crashed again...
Back shortly.
Nice yer here, GWPDA. How's by the spa and garden?
plantsman, lowercase
Hiya! Got the back yard mowed today and it's looking especially velvety.... Four colours of bougainvillea, plumbago, yellow bells, jacaranda, catsclaw, hibiscus all against a terracotta wall - yellow umbrella, turquoise pool - almost enough to send the sensitive into shock....
"Good for throwing?"
Why yes, it makes for a wonderful crashing and tinkling noise when it strikes a head or the wall.
Eli--18 minutes. Got your DP and popcorn?
I just googled "Jugtown pottery " for which I have a special affection and of which I have a small collection -- mostly rather late Ben & Vernon Owen pieces whose simple fluid shapes drive me wild.
Easily pleased, I know/
Number 2?
NTodd
Nice try, but that's what you get for trying to be a smartass.
I can see Frodo's contact lenses...
I had a roommate who used to watch Meet the Press while I was out getting into trouble as usual.
(That's that show with the boring guy with the fat head and that annoying little jingle, dat-dutty-dut-DUT-daaaat... dut-dat-DUT, right? Or was that Siskel and Ebert or something on PBS?)
Anyways, I thought it was very mature of him to stay home and watch something so tedious while I was out getting high and getting laid.
"I think a lot of women prefer big dumb louts, even if they think they don't."
Well, I'm a big dumb lout and poor to boot. It hasn't worked for me.
Eli--18 minutes. Got your DP and popcorn?
Actually, I'm gonna have a coupla veggie dogs and then nosh on some red grapes...
See if you remember this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K...ker%
20selection
It's amazing what you can find on YouTube.
Actually, I'm gonna have a coupla veggie dogs and then nosh on some red grapes...
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:48 pm | #
try the peanut butter and dill pickle sandwich. i don't recommend mustard for beginners.
white bread of course - wonder is preferred.
Hey, talk about movies, books and sex and the trolls run away.
Terry C, Politikal Girl
Well, we're not talking about Red Dawn, The Green Berets, etc. As for books and sex, it's like...whaaaa?????
Eschaton is essentially an infinitely expanding series of multicolored dandelions.
Well, this is as good a place as any to quote a chorus from a song I wrote:
dandelion heart
you've blown it apart
far from the place where it grew
now your wishes can fly
but my love will die
tryin' to make it be true
Well, William the fucking Conqueror finally made it out here to the Heartlessland.
I smell manflesh.
I believe I am the most mackinest. I have seen nothing so far to dissuade me from such a view.
whiskeyina | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:50 pm | #
ntodd should podcast your songs.
I smell manflesh.
I swear I showered this morning.
I smell manflesh.
OK, I hear the hint, I'll shower now.
Oh, and while I was out picking Desert Gold peaches I was divebombed by first a whizzing hummingbird and then by a great big yellow and black butterfly. -They- thought I was something sweet at least....
It's "Meet the Republicans"
.
hmmm - no typos in the last couple of posts.
time to pour a third (third? i think that's right).
I should have added that I particularly like the multicolored dandelions because they look like they might have been created by Klee or Miro.
I smell manflesh.
Ooh, I've almost caught up!
-They- thought I was something sweet at least....
GWPDA, yclept Scholar
oh, come now. we all know you are the sweetest thing here, no need to fish
now if you'll excuse me, i'm trying to avoid some dung beetles that are chasing me.
I smell manflesh. - watertiger
Stop - you're tickling my ear.
Olaf make it there yet?
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka..
Not yet - I was calculating from his call around 10.30....
Very apropos, whiskeyina! ♥
whiskeyina | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:50 pm | #
ntodd should podcast your songs.
Duh. I already asked her!
Duh. I already asked her!
NTodd, Tiresome
you have to ask nicely.
I smell manflesh.
Ooh, I've almost caught up!
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 8:53 pm | #
You've almost caught up to being a man?
ntodd should podcast your songs.
dirk gently,idiomatic | 05.27.06 - 8:51 pm | #
thank you dirk. and for that, you may have your way with me.
I'd never seen that video. Here today, orgone tomorrow.
JeffCO
Actually, an interpretation from his son's book, which was published a few years prior to the release of this song, which was the original single from the Hounds of Love album if I recall correctly.
Donald Sutherland no less. That was a heady time. I remember seeing Miller's Road Warrior when it first released and recall Sutherland's statement about it and Miller.
.
I smell manflesh. - watertiger
Stop - you're tickling my ear.
JeffCO | 05.27.06 - 8:53 pm | #
One wonders what with.
plantsman,
I love the Jugware. I'm also very fond of Ephram Faience.
you have to ask nicely.
I fucking did.
You've almost caught up to being a man?
No, to being as sweaty and stinky as Aragorn.
Ooh, I've almost caught up!
Extended version?
Wait, I'll come in again.
Guy - thanks for sticking that in my head for the weekend, and making me think of travolta. I need a drink.
The comments counter has entered the Twelfth Century.
If we'd paid more attention to Moonbootica's chronologies, we'd have a million fun facts at our fingertips for each date.
BUT! Do you have three sets of ordinary and good lingerie?
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
Why, yes. Yes, I have. Am'n't I lucky?
Off to make some cucumber and onion marinated in sour cream salad and some broccoli salad. Also to iron. Be nice.
Mostly I think men are big dumb louts; I am.
Thers, Man of the Soil
i thought thers was a girl.
Shit. Can't even blame Haloscan for that one
thank you dirk. and for that, you may have your way with me.
whiskeyina |
oh, my! i am uncharacteristically without a reply!
i think i'll just sit here and bask for a bit....
thank you dirk. and for that, you may have your way with me.
Pffft! He's not the one with the podcast.
Okay, time to go and have fabulous Italian food with friends.
I shall miss ye.
Okay. Now I've read some more. Looks like it's orgy time with dirk, Little Brother, and NTodd.
I am the luckiest of chicks. (And perhaps I can get Eli to share some grapes with me)
Extended version?
With you around? I'm gonna have to consult my doctor.
I just collect old 30's Bauerware. If anyone should happen upon some great find....
No, to being as sweaty and stinky as Aragorn.
NTodd
Very Secret Diaries?
"Day Six:
Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes!
Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back.
Still not King."
lb- if you want to talk about the 12th c, remember the words "holy crusade."
I fucking did.
Yes to both, NTodd.
GWPDA: the garden sounds magnificent -- when we lived in Yuma, we had three very venerable Bougainvilleas, but in those days "Barbara Karst" was about the only variety widely available and now
the color range is wildly expanded. Me, I'm pining for the blueberries I had to leave behind when I moved - I selected them carefully with assistance from OSU, which has a bang-up hort and ag department. No matter, I picked up some gaudy impatiens starts to brighten the new place and the soaking rains persist. Life is good.
With you around? I'm gonna have to consult my doctor.
It's all that beef stroganoff.
do olives count as dinner?
I just collect old 30's Bauerware. If anyone should happen upon some great find....
Quimper coq.
as I told Eli when he was here, I get my cocks wherever I can.
(And perhaps I can get Eli to share some grapes with me)
That can be arranged - I've got plenty.
I don't have any oiled-up muscular minions with palm-frond fans, though.
"We ain't had nothin' but maggoty bread for 3 stinkin' days..."
as I told Eli when he was here, I get my cocks wherever I can.
Well they do keep getting harder to find...
as I told Eli when he was here, I get my cocks wherever I can.
==
You should go to the county fair with me sometime. I always have to go visit the gorgeous chickens.
I don't have any oiled-up muscular minions with palm-frond fans, though.
Beginning to sound like a barbarian movie.
do olives count as dinner?
More often than I care to say.
Well they do keep getting harder to find...
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 9:03 pm | #
stay out of the cold water.
Sheesh. Does that girl (GWPDA) like to iron, or what?
I don't have any oiled-up muscular minions with palm-frond fans, though.
Eli
==
How's your peeling technique?
Sheesh. Does that girl (GWPDA) like to iron, or what?
plantsman, lowercase
she's taking up the slack for ntodd.
I don't have any oiled-up muscular minions with palm-frond fans, though.
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 9:03 pm | #
But you pictured the exact scene I was goin' for. That's all that's needed here in virtual town.
Well they do keep getting harder to find... -Eli
She could switch to Revereware.
i've got minions.
Ooo, Dale Midkiff!
He's, like, king of the Sci-Fi movies.
Wait... Dean Biasucci?
Didn't he play for the Colts?
i've got minions.
dirk gently,idiomatic
==
Dark ones? Of the Night?
well, not exactly minions.
unix.
(Why, yes... Yes, he did.)
Yes to both, NTodd.
There are 2 NTodds? I thought I killed that fucking twin in my mother's womb.
Yes to both, NTodd.
There are 2 NTodds? I thought I killed that fucking twin in my mother's womb.
unix.
dirk gently,idiomatic | 05.27.06 - 9:07 pm | #
no wonder they're harder to find.
looks like it's green olives that gets the lye treatment.
How's your peeling technique?
Undeveloped. I haven't had much need for it on account of this... procedure when I was younger.
I don't like to talk about it.
i thought thers was a girl.
Are you saing I'm not pretty?
i've got minions.
dirk gently
Medicated cream should take care of that.
There are 2 NTodds? I thought I killed that fucking twin in my mother's womb.
NTodd, Tiresome
but obviously you have absorbed his psychic essense. it is the only thing keeping you from being totally evil.
Yes to both, NTodd.
There are 2 NTodds? I thought I killed that fucking twin in my mother's womb.
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 9:07 pm | #
Punctuation is your friend.
This movie is very mysterious.
Or perhaps incoherent masquerading as mysterious...
chomsky was invited to speak at west point. was that meant to be read as military establishment giving bush the finger?
Eli--I'm worried. This might be too high quality for our usual viewing pleasure...
Wait. It has Shatner.
No worries.
How does he know a hobbit lay there?
"I think a lot of women prefer
i find this slightly annoying. i've found women to be as individual and unique as snowflakes (not the kind in a good librul cocktail) and i don't understand the approach that says, "if i am/do/own/buy/think X, most/all women will want to fuck me." that's almost never the case, and if you want to fuck women, the easiest thing to do is just listen to them. eventually, when they're done talking, undies come off. but there's no "one thing" i can be or do that will impress most women. nor can men, i suspect.
Medicated cream should take care of that.
JR, kerosene and a match | 05.27.06 - 9:08 pm | #
i've been rubbing some on, if nothing else it makes things easier to find.
Um, are we liveblogging, or am I talking to myself?
I don't like to talk about it.
Eli
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But you must. It's the only way.
SHATNER!!!
eventually, when they're done talking, undies come off.
This never actually happened. I eventually just gave up.
Eli,
I would if I could.
but obviously you have absorbed his psychic essense. it is the only thing keeping you from being totally evil.
Fucking Dark Half.
Punctuation is your friend.
It is my mortal enemy.
How does he know a hobbit lay there?
He found a used Hobbit-sized condom.
I would if I could.
I know. Life is cruel.
and i don't understand the approach that says, "if i am/do/own/buy/think X, most/all women will want to fuck me."
to be fair, i think its more "most women of the type i am after...."
but i do agree with you.
eventually, when they're done talking, undies come off.
This never actually happened. I eventually just gave up.
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 9:12 pm | #
Okay, so I'm not done talking...
Have you tried ejecting the warp core?
He found a used Hobbit-sized condom.
A wee thimble of a thing!
E.T.!!!!! (sort of...)
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cat...cats/2006/05/
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don't understand the approach that says, "if i am/do/own/buy/think X, most/all women will want to fuck me." that's almost never the case...
I'm torn between 2 responses:
1) Fuck, now you tell me.
2) I'm a good listener.
This never actually happened. I eventually just gave up.
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 9:12 pm | #
like i told ntodd, you have to ask nicely.
or at least, appropriately.
Okay, so I'm not done talking...
I'm listening, I'm listening!
well, not exactly minions.
unix.
dirk gently
/brazenly reveals total ignorance/
could you explain this joke to a noncomputer person, please?
jello- i'd happily thank you for a chomsky/WP link.
eventually, when they're done talking, undies come off.
Strom loved a wet gerbil for his swizzle stick of a dick. I used to put panties on my gerbils and let Strom chase them around the room, him muttering "Don't I feel like Jeb Stuart chasing those bluecoats!"
-Liddy Dole
He found a used Hobbit-sized condom.
A wee thimble of a thing!
watertiger |
did you ever read "the dork of cork?"
i highly recommend it for almost everyone here (except ntodd - he can be a harsh critic ) - much better than the movie "frankie starlight" that was based on it.
"eventually, when they're done talking, undies come off.
This never actually happened. I eventually just gave up.
--Eli"
Considering that men lie about their sexual exploits even more than hunting and fishing expeditions, this can tell us one thing about Eli.
I'm torn between 2 responses
Wow, I guess that evil twin thing really did scar you...
like i told ntodd, you have to ask nicely.
or at least, appropriately.
Or at all.
Never really thought I would get anywhere, though. Also, bear in mind that I dressed like a freak.
Sandy-LA 90034 - you have met TubberCat, haven't you?
don't understand the approach that says, "if i am/do/own/buy/think X, most/all women will want to fuck me." that's almost never the case
Oddly enough, as I was walking from my hotel to the divine watertiger's last week so's we could go see Spamalot, I overheard a conversation by 2 fratesque guys. Only snippet I remember was "...you know, I am one to do what it takes to get laid, but I'm just tired of the game..."
unix.
dirk gently
/brazenly reveals total ignorance/
could you explain this joke to a noncomputer person, please?
unix is pronounced "Eunichs"
giant muscular oiled grape pealers and palm frond wavers.
Considering that men lie about their sexual exploits even more than hunting and fishing expeditions, this can tell us one thing about Eli.
Men only lie in one direction, though...
This Shatner doesn't seem very nice.
Wow, I guess that evil twin thing really did scar you...
Not so much 'scar' as 'warp'.
unix. was derived from the very old and now obsolete computer OS called multics.
Being that the first version of unix was a stripped down (deballed?) version of multics made to run on limited hardware as opposed to a huge mainframe, it was jokingly called unix.
Not so much 'scar' as 'warp'.
Have you tried ejecting the warp core?
Also, bear in mind that I dressed like a freak.
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 9:16 pm | #
dressed? you're DRESSED? well there is your problem, man - you have to take the lead!
I'm hot.
except ntodd - he can be a harsh critic
I'm just brutally honest. And in that vein, you suck.
Ahh, yes.. Shatner's got the comma thing, going, strong.
Men only lie in one direction, though...
Eli
==
Oh dear. So much splainin to do.
i'd happily thank you for a chomsky/WP link.
chicago dyke
i mentioned it because chomsky was just on cspan. but judging by this, he did get some ink for it.
http://www.google.com/search?q=c...:en-US:
official
dressed? you're DRESSED? well there is your problem, man - you have to take the lead!
I *really* don't think it would improve my chances.
Ooo, Cliff Robertson as a crazy old coot!
Have you tried ejecting the warp core?
Nah, I'm trying a dampening field first to see if I can get the matter/antimatter reaction under control.
Being that the first version of unix was a stripped down (deballed?) version of multics made to run on limited hardware as opposed to a huge mainframe, it was jokingly called unix.
Doug, | 05.27.06 - 9:18 pm | #
you are thinking too hard. here, have a martini.
(yes, i'm using gin now)
Have you tried ejecting the warp core?
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 9:18 pm | #
[tosses undies]
Eli--since when do we expect nice from Shatner?
Bush thinks he's Truman. Snort.
... Bush implicitly compared himself to Harry S. Truman in a commencement address at the United States Military Academy on Saturday... saying Truman helped lay "the foundations of victory" in the Cold War -- and maintain that's what he's doing in the war on terror...
Oh dear. So much splainin to do.
'Splain away.
And in that vein, you suck.
NTodd, Tiresome |
and i don't have a reflection.
(yes, i'm using gin now)
dirk gently,idiomatic
==
How much vermouth in that kind, dirk?
Does Denise Richards have emotional intelligence? YOU DECIDE!
http://tinyurl.com/rk8bk
eli- women are smarter. they can tell when you're faking it, including faking listening.
ntodd- yes, i like you "torn."
[tosses undies]
Woohoo!
*rummages around for grapes*
Don't follow the lights!
Zelda Rubenstein as Gollum...
NTodd--MILF alert!
Men only lie in one direction, though...
Eli
==
some kind of sexual feng shui?
here, have a martini.
Mind if I have a bourbon instead?
eli- women are smarter. they can tell when you're faking it, including faking listening.
IIRC, I wasn't faking it. They just weren't interested.
How much vermouth in that kind, dirk?
mena | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 9:20 pm | #
i unscrewed the cap enough to let some fumes escape.
blue sapphire, if you are interested.
sallyh ...
How are Mlle, Mini-Mlle, and la grandmere?
Nah, I'm trying a dampening field first to see if I can get the matter/antimatter reaction under control.
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 9:19 pm | #
Why weren't any of the geeks I grew up with as funny and cute as you guys?
Eli--I've been told I can do a fairly convincing fake orgasm.
But it's been a couple of years.
Heacate, I appreciate the beauty of Faience-ware as well, but due to the encouragement of my uncle, the prof from UNC-Chapel Hill, the Seagrove area potters have stolen my heart. Something about the sheer "wholesome", fulsome nature of the shapes
and glazes developed there, and the complex simplicity of wood-fired, salt-glazed pottery speaks to me. It seems one of humankind's sublime accomplishments.
Does Denise Richards have emotional intelligence? YOU DECIDE!
http://tinyurl.com/rk8bk
Is this what the Brits meant by "sexing up" the intelligence?
.
ntodd- yes, i like you "torn."
Please use the smaller strap-on next time. And no sand lube.
'Splain away.
Eli |
==
I'm willing to bet there are people here even better equipped than myself to get into particulars, but the "passing for straight" variety of lie comes to mind first.
ntodd- yes, i like you "torn."
Me too.
Mind if I have a bourbon instead?
Doug, | 05.27.06 - 9:21 pm | #
i have some elijah craig - will that do?
res--the baby appears to be colicky. Mlle and SIL had a couple rough days and nights there. I hope they get a break.
Grandma and Grandpa are on alert, ready to serve.
Wraiths on wings!
Evil pantyliners!
NTodd--MILF alert!
Where? WHERE?!
Why weren't any of the geeks I grew up with as funny and cute as you guys?
We are a special breed. Like Uruk-Hai, but geeks. Ge-uk-Hai? Dunno. I'm gonna go get something to eat.
i have some elijah craig - will that do?
Yes, that would do.
Why weren't any of the geeks I grew up with as funny and cute as you guys?
Why didn't any of the girls I grew up with think I was?
I've been told I can do a fairly convincing fake orgasm.
But it's been a couple of years.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
i used to do that sometimes, but then i figured if she really wants it she can work for it.
Nah, I'm trying a dampening field first to see if I can get the matter/antimatter reaction under control.
Then try reversing the field polarity and routing it through the deflector dish...
hearty thanks, jello! i'll probably blog on that. for corrente readers who missed us during the ten days that the nsa shut us down, we're back up, via 'homepage.' c'mon by.
Boo!!
Excellent.
ntodd- yes, i like you "torn."
Me too.
I'd prefer Natalie's version.
blue sapphire, if you are interested.
dirk gently,idiomatic
==
I'm passionate about all things dirk-related, dear.
Does Denise Richards have emotional intelligence? YOU DECIDE!
I think I just lost all of mine.
Why didn't any of the girls I grew up with think I was?
Maybe they did but they were too scared to tell you.
Then try reversing the field polarity and routing it through the deflector dish...
That shit NEVER works.