I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Democratic Majority in '06
Unless our Democratic leaders blow it... again...
Maybe Sen. Santorum will let me store some stuff at his empty house in PA.
Bush urges cadets to spread democracy......actually what the idiot decider-in-chief is saying is spread more of the military industrial complex so his rich backers can prosper even more !~
Bush presidency: FIERY WRECK!
Unhinged moonbats!
about time. it was getting thick with undies down there.
Don't fly British Airways.
If you suddenly go blind, cease taking Cialis immediately.
Good grief.
Tenth?!
Cocksucker.
If you LIEberals were real Americans, you would be watching Saving Private Ryan on TNT.
Hey folks,
My brother and his gf are in Philadelphia this weekend for a wedding. They have tomorrow to explore and were looking for advice. What would you recommend as a must see/must do for one day in Philly? Also, any recommendations for the best cheesesteak?
thanks!
We'd just gotten that old thread all broken in, too.
If you suddenly go blind, cease taking Cialis immediately.
If your erection lasts more than four hours, call your buddies and brag.
If you LIEberals were real Americans, you would be watching Saving Private Ryan on TNT.
Michelle Malkin
I bet you're a man and you're actually watching "Saving Ryan's Privates" on a DVD you got in a sleazy video store on the side of a highway.
Wow, that was some dream. I dreamed we were having an orgy in the last thread. And you were there, and you, and . . . .
Wow, that was some dream. I dreamed we were having an orgy in the last thread. And you were there, and you, and . . . .
Hecate, Grammar Fag |
are those ruby slippers under your bed?
i cooked my own panang curry for dinner!!
& ITS A SUCCESS!!!!!!
(except i think its too spicy...the recipe called for 5 tbsp of curry paste...3 tbsp looked like enough to me, so i stopped there...& its still a little spicier than i would like...but otherwise delicious!!!)
Oh, that's better. Last 2 times I tried to post after it hit a thou or so, Haloscan just gobbled 'em up.
it was getting thick with undies down there.
Yeah, I hate it when that happens.
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you would be watching Saving Private Ryan on TNT.
Don't need to I've lived that.
Have you?
HICA!
How y'all doin', tonight? Izzit hot and muggy where YOU are?
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i cooked my own panang curry for dinner!!
& ITS A SUCCESS!!!!!!
tres cool!
but i must confess, i don't understand the juxtaposition of the words "too" and "spicey"
Poor Ents. No chilluns.
I bet you're a man and you're actually watching "Saving Ryan's Privates" on a DVD you got in a sleazy video store on the side of a highway.
Only LIEberals watch porn. We legitimate Americans get off on war movies.
Ahhhh....fresh Egyptian cotton...nothing like it!
Bush Dictatorshit: FIERY WRECK, BIRCHES!
res ipsa loquitur: FIERY WENCH!
Actually, I should probably go do something useful for twenty minutes or so.
Unless you'd just like someone to listen to you for a while....
Poor Ents. No chilluns.
They should try a little harder to find the Ent wives.
How y'all doin', tonight? Izzit hot and muggy where YOU are?
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Jeffraham Prestonian
let's all go skinnydipping in my pool.
Don't need to I've lived that.
Have you?
Spc 6 Thorton
They also serve who only bloviate from Mom's basement.
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Jeffr, I gather things were getting hot and muggy at the bottom of last thread.
fourlegsgood: Kittens!! lots of them!!
That's a kitten pile-up!
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Wow, that was some dream. I dreamed we were having an orgy in the last thread. And you were there, and you, and . . . .
Uh...did I leave my tin suit at your place?
Unless you'd just like someone to listen to you for a while....
Chocolate Proton - Politikewl
oh, sorry man. i already gave my undies to someone else.
Kittens!! lots of them!!
fourlegsgood | Homepage
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They're cute, but I'd much rather look at you-know-who.
Poor Ents. No chilluns.
And I wonder what they did to piss off the Entwives. Whatever it was, it must have been *bad* - those Entwives do *not* want to be found.
(Or maybe the Entwives are just, like, squirrels, so no-one realizes that that's what they are...)
It's been raining and cold here all day.
They're cute, but I'd much rather look at you-know-who.
mena |
thanks, mena! *blush*
Poor Ents. No chilluns.
They should adopt a dog and a cat.
Don't need to I've lived that.
Have you?
We conservatives do the hard work, fighting the MSM conspiracy, while you LIEberals galavant about in the military.
It's kinda muggy here. Not that hot, though.
I went for a walk in the woods today. It was nice.
Izzit hot and muggy where YOU are?
Yes.
I don't think the real Michelle Malkin would like SPvtRyan: What fun is it watching White people kill each other? Now, The Green Berets, there's a movie with clear moral lines and a clash of civilizations Ms Magalagadingdong can get into.
Poor Ents. No chilluns.
They should adopt a dog and a cat.
Alternately, they could buy a few of Thers' 136 children.
And I wonder what they did to piss off the Entwives. Whatever it was, it must have been *bad* - those Entwives do *not* want to be found.
Same as all breakups: being inconsiderate about the toilet seat.
Only LIEberals watch porn. We legitimate Americans get off on war movies.
Michelle Malkin
Oh, right. I forgot there for just a second.
Remember watertiger, what happened on the other thread STAYS on the other thread.
Except for NTodd, of course.
It's kinda muggy here. Not that hot, though.
the hot tub seats 8.
well, it's only supposed to sit 6, but if you squeeze in....
i cooked my own panang curry for dinner!!
& ITS A SUCCESS!!!!!!
I, uh, microwaved some veggie dogs. And then I put mustard on them.
thanks, mena! *blush*
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Seriously, Mrs.G, it's a muscle twitch! I wasn't winking at your hubby!
MMMmmmmmm... stoopid open thread...
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Silleigh: Jeffr, I gather things were getting hot and muggy at the bottom of last thread.
I dunno -- I saw 1000+, and pulled an Eli, and said, "Feh! I'll wait for a thread (and in the meantime, send some dude photos of the Hamer I have for sale, and post a new Curly photo)."
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This movie is getting very strange.
I took on Snake World, Part II today. (Also known as my back yard which hasn't been mowed until now, since the mower was broken.)
I, uh, microwaved some veggie dogs. And then I put mustard on them.
Eli
i'm having olives.
stuffed with those little pearl onions. and marinated in bombay sapphire.
John Kerry has a blog entry (as well as a response in the comments to earlier comments) on Brett Kavanaugh's appointment at The Democratic Daily blog:
http://blog.thedemocraticdaily.c...ily.com/?
p=3127
They should adopt a dog and a cat.
They'd just lose those, too.
So I'm about 400 hits shy of hitting a 10,000 hits. Can anyone help?
now i see why atrios had that cryptic post about leaving the term Swiftboating to the specific act of repukes denigrating vetrans record of military service. or maybe this had nothing to do with that. still,
The president's brother, Gov. Jeb Bush of Florida, sent a letter thanking the "Swifties" for "their willingness to stand up to John Kerry." Even people within the Kerry campaign believed that the attacks had cost their candidate the presidency. loathsome people.
Remember watertiger, what happened on the other thread STAYS on the other thread.
Except for NTodd, of course.
I swear, I didn't realize it was her leg.
Poor Ents. No chilluns.
I think the Ent children were some of the seedlings on the forest floor. Not yet mobile.
This movie is getting very strange.
Eli
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as opposed to the usual, more sensible, saturday night fare.
They should adopt a dog and a cat.
They'd just lose those, too.
I can't really picture them chasing after them very effectively.
"Heeeeere...
kiiiitty...
kiiiiiiiiittttttyyyyyy..."
Heh. Michael Schumacher had pole position for the Monaco GP, but now has had it taken away and will have to start from the back of the grid.
I swear, I didn't realize it was her leg.
NTodd, Tiresome
Next time be more careful. Remember, mine has the tatoo of an anchor.
phinky: So I'm about 400 hits shy of hitting a 10,000 hits. Can anyone help?
Just did.
Mine went over 20K the day that GWPDA's gift arrived.
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I still haven't gone out yet; but I played a mean couple of games of Bejeweled...
So I'm about 400 hits shy of hitting a 10,000 hits. Can anyone help?
phinky |
only if you join the orgy.
The president's brother, Gov. Jeb Bush of Florida, sent a letter thanking the "Swifties" for "their willingness to stand up to John Kerry."
however, bush himself had nothing at all to do with it. god, i hate these people.
Michael Schumacher had pole position for the Monaco GP...
Don't mention Monaco to me. Ask shawk why. The bastard.
I could be watching the movie.
But apparently the requirement tonight is for something on Cartoon Network at 10 called Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. Sad, innit?
I have a moral dilemma: I crave Chinese food, but the only good place in town, I found out on my last visit, is owned by a major GOoPer donor. He's got a personally autographed photo of him and Bush hanging in the restaurant. But it's the only place in town with good egg rolls. Can I get some take out anyway?
So I'm about 400 hits shy of hitting a 10,000 hits. Can anyone help?
Will you take off your undies?
I think Curly's pissed at me... he won't jump in the bed now, seeing as how I have the big box fan blowing at full-force on me, while I sleep.
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Can I get some take out anyway?
Absolutely. I don't believe in punishing people economically because of their politics, especially if they serve yummy food.
Can I get some take out anyway?
DemByDefault
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Du you need someone to say, "absolutely not!", so you can rebel?
I swear, I didn't realize it was her leg
Um...
I think Curly's pissed at me... he won't jump in the bed now, seeing as how I have the big box fan blowing at full-force on me, while I sleep.
my dog stared at me reproachfully until I took my baseball cap off of HIS couch
olives, hot tubs, orgies- dirk lives in the Pleasuredome for sure.
Can I get some take out anyway?
Any chance of moving to a bigger town? Just asking.
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i'm having olives.
stuffed with those little pearl onions. and marinated in bombay sapphire.
I'm having malted hops...
So he made him a new hat ... out of the skin of his old dead dog ... and a raccoon's tail.
I have to say, that "transformation of Theoden" scene is really cool.
I crave Chinese food, but the only good place in town, I found out on my last visit, is owned by a major GOoPer donor.
If you have any skills of this kind, learn to cook Chinese food yourself. Things like egg rolls can be pre-made in large quantities, and frozen for future use.
Can I get some take out anyway?
Yes, but then you have to crank call the restaurant over and over.
what's the record thread count here? 3000?
I'm having malted hops...
The Old Man From Scene 24
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Me too! Lotsa vitamin B. *urp*
But it's the only place in town with good egg rolls. Can I get some take out anyway?
DemByDefault | 05.27.06 - 9:54 pm | #
once you know, you can never go back.
remember when jerry told elaine that the gorgeous moving guy was pro-life?
or, a more personal example: mrs g is a vegetarian, we used to go to this mexican restaurant all the time that we really liked. until a (militant vegan) friend of hers came with us and asked if the beans had lard in them.
mrs g told me later that she suspected as much, but never asked because she knew we'd never be able to go back there again.
sorry, dude.
I have to say, that "transformation of Theoden" scene is really cool.
We need to send Gandalf to Congress.
DemByDefault: my dog stared at me reproachfully until I took my baseball cap off of HIS couch
That's dogs for ya. A cat would just sniff it, and then lay on it. 
Curly loves to lay on remote controls... which is why I occasionally am awakened by a blast of static, before the sleep times counts all the way down.
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Can I get some take out anyway?
Yes, but then you have to crank call the restaurant over and over.
Solomon speaks.
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I have to say, that "transformation of Theoden" scene is really cool.
Very well executed.
what's the record thread count here? 3000?
'bout 2k. I think we hit 1900+ once last year (or shit, was that the year before?), but the wanker Atrios started a new thread.
Yes, but then you have to crank call the restaurant over and over.
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Hecate wins an egg roll! 
Absolutely. I don't believe in punishing people economically because of their politics, especially if they serve yummy food.
But if it's a rethug restaurant, you might actually be getting rat meat.
Can I get some take out anyway?
Hm. You could keep track of the bill and donate an equal or greater amount to the non-GOP candidate of your choice to negate the transaction.
You could also pick it up wearing your most liberally offensive T-shirt, but they might, y'know, poo in your moo goo or something.
But it's the only place in town with good egg rolls. Can I get some take out anyway?
Of course you can - good food is good food. Don;t be afraid to let your freak flag fly, however; and keep your eye peeled for the "Asian Sensations" line in the frozen section at your locsl grocer's.
Stuff is authentic and well made, worthy of its price. The Schwann's folks make it/
until a (militant vegan) friend of hers came with us and asked if the beans had lard in them.
That's fucking insane.
remember when jerry told elaine that the gorgeous moving guy was pro-life?
It's a pizza the minute you pound your fists into the dough.
But if it's a rethug restaurant, you might actually be getting rat meat.
Wouldn't that be cannibalism?
But if it's a rethug restaurant, you might actually be getting rat meat.
That's good eating.
olives, hot tubs, orgies- dirk lives in the Pleasuredome for sure.
chicago dyke
usually true - but mrs g has taken a sleeping pill and retired early, so i have to settle for booze and sci fi.
good thing y'all are here to keep me company.
Can I get some take out anyway?
Personally I wouldn't eat there again, but I'm a vindictive bastard and am currently in a shitty mood. I don't think you'd pick too much bad karma if you frequented the place for the quality of its food.
I think the Ent children were some of the seedlings on the forest floor. Not yet mobile.
Doug, | 05.27.06 - 9:52 pm | #
oh doug, how i wish we knew each other better, such that i could make a tasteless joke at your expense and we'd all laugh. but, friends, ok?
Greg Palast will be on Coast tonight discussing Peak Oil. I didn't know he was interested in that subject.
First Hour: Investigator Greg Palast discusses peak oil.
Absolutely. I don't believe in punishing people economically because of their politics, especially if they serve yummy food.
Me needer.
I live behind a bar that serves up good, strong, cheap drinks, and cooks a great Rachel. But they were opposed to the smoking ban in St. Paul.
Wait...I smoke. Bad analogy.
We need to send Gandalf to Congress.
"The young perish while the old linger."
They're cute, but I'd much rather look at you-know-who.
He is out prowling.
"That's a comfort."
Any chance of moving to a bigger town? Just asking.
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Gee
I just moved into this house eight months ago, have bought an electrician a new boat with the bills I've paid, and haven't unpacked yet.
They're gonna carry me outta here feet first and stiff as a board.
how i wish we knew each other better, such that i could make a tasteless joke at your expense and we'd all laugh. but, friends, ok?
Tasteless jokes are good if funny.
palast knows all about corporate gouging.
Well.
Mr. McShooty there certainly is good at his job...
what's the record thread count here? 3000?
Pure Egyptian cotton it was, and it was as soft as a snowflake baby's be-hind.
Oh loathsome w.
Wud that I could scrub ya.
Out, out damned spot!
He is out prowling.
fourlegsgood |
no. i'm not.
i'm prowling right here.
That's good eating.
I take it you eat Dibbler's 100% pig product pies.
no. i'm not.
i'm prowling right here.
The prowls are not what they seem.
They're cute, but I'd much rather look at you-know-who.
He is out prowling.
fourlegsgood
No, no. I'm back.
"Well, Hank, what should I have done? Given them a stern warning?"
Reminds me of Terry Pratchett's "you can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give you a meaningful look."
i had a classmate once feeding his wife olives. she was recovering from chemo and olives are calorie dense, he said.
Mr. McShooty there certainly is good at his job...
So you are watching Saving Private Ryan.
hey, know what? if you dring the sapphire right from the bottle, you don't have to count any more.
learn something new every day.
So you are watching Saving Private Ryan.
Well, no.
That's a kitten pile-up!
I think we decided that it was a "Kit 'N Kaboodle"
"That's a good boy. Wasn't too rough, was it, Hank?"
I just collect old 30's Bauerware. If anyone should happen upon some great find....
mena
Franciscan and earlier! Ask watertiger. I may have just acquired some Bauer this afternoon - dunno, but it's certainly 40s, acid green, maybe 50s 'cause their shape is vaguely 'atomic' - little celery and olive plates.... I'll keep my eye peeled for you tho.
Gee, all these people have delusions of plushiness.
There is only one plush.
I had a good week, money-wise, this week. I like it when I get alot done without having to put something off for the next week and make some moolah.
They're gonna carry me outta here feet first and stiff as a board.
Put down the Viagra.
I take it you eat Dibbler's 100% pig product pies.
No, but I have been known to eat souse.
I'm full of tinier grapes!
We do know that _From Here to Eternity_ is on now?
Old Man--I understand you're in a bad mood. Would a technicolor margarita, some pork loin with mushrooms, ratatouille, and rice be of any help?
i had a classmate once feeding his wife olives. she was recovering from chemo and olives are calorie dense, he said.
jello | 05.27.06 - 10:02 pm | #
you know who loves olives?
cats.
a spanish olive con pimento is better than catnip. nyssa is normally almost 19 years old, but with an olive she becomes a kitten for a while.
There is only one plush.
Who needs plush when you have this?
I'm full of tinier grapes!
Funny, you don't look Grapish.
Get your Jack Boots and Brown Shirts Ready...
Security alert!!
Someone is stealing the plane!
I wish I could make some beer money from tips helping out up here tonight but it looks to be another dead night.
The Swift boat group insisted that no boats had gone to Cambodia. But Mr. Kerry's researcher, using Vietnam-era military maps and spot reports from the naval archives showing coordinates for his boat, traced his path from Ha Tien toward Cambodia on a mission that records say was to insert Navy Seals.
i'll be frank, i always wondered how much was embellished. and kerry was a personal hero to me in my adolescence; when i was worried about havin' my skinny white boys ass shipped off to nam. after all no veitnamese ever called me a...
ironically, on 9/11 the first two people i talked to were two veitnamese fry cooks at a chinese restaruant.
I take it you eat Dibbler's 100% pig product pies.
Onna stick!
Eli--heresy, I tell you, heresy, saying we don't need plush!
Funny, you don't look Grapish.
Gordo thinks we're *all* grapists.
Gee, I dunno about the underwear part....
Funny, you don't look Grapish.
He's Welch...
*sprints away*
This is a really lame gun battle.
I like how Mr. McShooty doesn't even bother to take cover until he has to reload.
I'm full of tinier grapes!
Allow me to peel you.
We do know that _From Here to Eternity_ is on now?
Am I wrong, or wasn't that a lot longer than two hours once?
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Eh -- I've touched Egyptian cotton, and I've touched BEECH, and now I sleep on the beech. From Bed Bath and Way Over There.
Softest, most sinful sheets I've ever wriggled between. If BB&B is Repug, I do not want to know.
Mebbe you don't think we oughta punish folks economically for their political stances. They don't hesitate to punish me for mine. Not wanting an eye for an eye, turning the other cheek, and all that seem so much crap when someone slams the door in your face and says don't come back. You want to kill them with your bare hands. An impulse hard to resist. Makes me think I'm a coward for not doing so.
Likes making money ~~~~~~~~~> ΤΏΤ
Would a technicolor margarita, some pork loin with mushrooms, ratatouille, and rice be of any help?
Sounds wonderful, but I've discovered I don't have much of an appetite today. 
He's Welch...
Actually half right...
Who needs plush when you have this?
Okay, plush for everyone but Eli.
(If I had kids, they would be Welch Jews...)
Who needs plush when you have this?
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 10:05 pm | #
that, my friend, is cool.
I just collect old 30's Bauerware. If anyone should happen upon some great find....
Interesting...
I collect Heisey Lariat pattern.
I've touched BEECH
I dunno. All that ever got me was slapped.
Whenever I see the Theodon transformation scene, I cry. It reminds me too much of my Dad, who had a series of debilitating strokes in the last five years of his life, and how much I wished that there could be some kind of magical transformation for him, so that he could be brought back to his mobility, his verbal skills, all the things he lost.
you know who loves olives?
cats.
This is true. Miss Thing is not very big on people food at all, but she loves to lick my fingers after I've fished olives out of the jar.
Ooooh. Toto on the 70's radio station.
Did y'all know that love isn't always on time?
Ooh! Oooh! I'm only a half hour away from watching Transporter! This time with the commentary turned on.
Softest, most sinful sheets I've ever wriggled between.
Oh. My.
Eli--I actually know another Welch Jew, a nephrologist. And he might be as off center as you are.
I don't think spiders have fluffy tummies.
Toto = not my favorite band.
hey, know what? if you dring the sapphire right from the bottle, you don't have to count any more.
learn something new every day.
dirk gently,sans undies
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Eschaton - Adult Ed Central.
*doing the I-just-ordered-a-pizza dance*
If BB&B is Repug, I do not want to know.
As I recall they give only to Dems.
.
I dunno. All that ever got me was slapped.
Arse, beeches!
(If I had kids, they would be Welch Jews...)
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 10:07 pm | #
welches jews - maneschevitz?
"Oh my god oh my god..."
Come already, would you?
now I sleep on the beech.
Silleigh, aka Furiousleigh
For some reason I want to ask if you have "sex on the beech," but then I remember that was a drink.
Wait. Where's dirk?
That was dumb.
If he hit the after burners he coulda taken off pretty much vertically.
you know who loves olives?
cats.
My dogs do not eat olives. They'll take one and drop it on the floor a second later, and look at you askance for the nasty trick you pulled on them.
Mebbe you don't think we oughta punish folks economically for their political stances. They don't hesitate to punish me for mine.
BOYCOTT DOMINO'S!!
/blah...where's a scroll troll when you need one?
Toto = not my favorite band.
Nor mine, but they backed up Tonio K on his first couple of albums, which kicked ass.
.
I don't think spiders have fluffy tummies.
fourlegsgood |
giant wolf spiders do.
hecate, of COURSE it's true. vino veritas holds for gin as well.
vicki - you missed the orgy! c'mon over to my hot tub and i'll fill you in.
mena - what's on the pizza?
Eli--I actually know another Welch Jew, a nephrologist. And he might be as off center as you are.
It is a rare and heady mix.
I let my cat outside for the first time ever today, while I was gardening.
He was out there for hours, and absolutely loved it.
At one point in mid-afternoon, a delicate yellow butterfly fluttered by, and Cosmo jumped at least six feet in an attempt to catch it. Highlight of my day.
The butterfly lives, by the way.
Doug: My dogs do not eat olives. They'll take one and drop it on the floor a second later, and look at you askance for the nasty trick you pulled on them.
I knew a Boston Terrier that would eat onions. And grapefruit.
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Softest, most sinful sheets I've ever wriggled between.
You had me at 'softest', 'sinful', then 'wriggled'.
Toto = not my favorite band.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
How could you not like "Africa"?
/snark
giant wolf spiders do.
Damn cute, but probably wouldn't hold still for the five minutes I usually need...
I knew a Boston Terrier that would eat onions
Oh, god, I'm glad I wasn't around about a half an hour later.
And what ever happened to Kiki Dee? I thought that eventually, she'd become Lily Tomlin's stunt double.
How could you not like "Africa"?
I have their cover of "Stairway To Heaven", you know. Guy in my dorm claimed it was better than the original. World's biggest Toto and Amiga fan.
Softest, most sinful sheets I've ever wriggled between.
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See what I mean? I would bever have known, now I'll go check. Although that place gives me the heebie-jeebies, for some reason. I've only been once.
So interesting to know what other folks collect. I'm afraid I'm in a very unorganized period of time and won't remember any of it, but I'll keep an eye out and holler if I see something, here.
Vicki: Toto = not my favorite band.
Rosanna! Rosanna!
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Wait. Where's dirk?
Chocolate Proton -
sorry - think i might have passed out for a sec. dreamed i was on a beach with ....
well, i don't want everyone else to feel left out so i won't say.
I used to have a black lab, who would beg and whine for ripe mangoes, which is the darnedest thing.
Eli, no lie. Next time you're in the place -- find the beech sheets, and touch. Touch touch touch.
You will want to have sex with these sheets. Swear to FSM. You will, at the very least, begin sleeping starkers if you did not before. And you will resent each dawn with a passion, because it means you have to leave your beloved sheets.
I bought The Fella a set, 'cuz he wanted some, but more 'cuz I never wanted to leave MINE.
Ain't no party like a crony party 'cause a crony party don't stop
The New York Times on Saturday became the latest media outlet to report that the former Commerce Department secretary and long-time Bush friend from Texas was a leading contender to succeed John Snow, who has indicated he wishes to step down by early July.
The words shamless asshole come to mind.
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
Camera lenses, hard drives, and flash memory.
Oh my phone is just totally shot - Olav called and I couldn't make out anything he said.... I suppose he's here in town, but that's the best I can say.
"Qwest - at least we don't work for the NSA."
Hecate: Oh, god, I'm glad I wasn't around about a half an hour later.
Damn straight! That was the gassiest, non-decrepit dog I ever knew.
.
"Stolen alien technology!"
What is the most dangerous animal in Africa (other than humans of course) ?
Next time you're in the place
Uh-huh.
I knew a Boston Terrier that would eat onions
we had a terrier who loved carrots and oranges and broccoli, but would push peas off to the side of the plate to avoid them.
What is the most dangerous animal in Africa (other than humans of course)
Black mamba?
My cats are not into olives, but sushi norii drives them nuts. That's until they get their paws on a piece of it and look at me to ask, "What's with the seaweed Mom? We smelled fish, where is it?"
What is the most dangerous animal in Africa (other than humans of course) ?
Hippos? They're really, really nasty.
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What is the most dangerous animal in Africa (other than humans of course) ?
The Old Man From Scene 24
Hip-upon-a-thigh?
Boy. Alcohol + 70's music = Weird thoughts.
I think if the DJ thing falls through for the wedding, I could probably hire Sweet for just as much.
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
Old books.
Mebbe you don't think we oughta punish folks economically for their political stances. They don't hesitate to punish me for mine.
Do whatever the fuck you want. I don't believe in it--it's wrong when "they" do it and it's just plain wrong in a country based on political freedoms.
The founder of my company is a conservative, as is the President and our marketing VP. Our CTO, however, isn't. And somehow all of us get along.
You had me at 'softest', 'sinful', then 'wriggled'.
==
And it sounds like you got NTodd, three times over. Jealous!
Dirk - pepperoni on half, for the spawn, who's home alone tonight, and beef and mushroom for me and dad, although I'll have some of each.
Mebbe you don't think we oughta punish folks economically for their political stances. They don't hesitate to punish me for mine.
BOYCOTT DOMINO'S
The Rethug slime that owns Deamomos'
gets NONE of my cash. Remember his remark about the disadvantaged?
They should live in a tent on someones' farm on $300 a year.
What? are there no PRISONS?
find the beech sheets, and touch. Touch touch touch.
You will want to have sex with these sheets.
one time? at band camp?
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
(now, back to SciFi)
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That was the gassiest, non-decrepit dog I ever knew.
Jeffraham, I would read any novel that began with that line
Hippos? They're really, really nasty.
The only animal I have ever seen the Crocodile Hunter stay away from, and he is Batshit Insane.
As I recall they give only to Dems.
Gee
I love you.
Yup. Hippos kill more people every year than any other African critter.
but she loves to lick my fingers after I've fished olives out of the jar.
It's the salt. Arthur must have his canned french style grin bins every night or he demurs.
Okay, moonbats...I was gardening all day, and I still have miles to go.
My stomach is in the gutter (pardon the really bad pun), so I think I'm going to lay down for a bit.
May be back, may not, but regardless, I wish you all peace, in the deepest, most sincere sense of the word.
Teetse fly
What is the most dangerous animal in Africa (other than humans of course) ?
The Old Man From Scene 24
fire ants?
And it sounds like you got NTodd, three times over. Jealous!
mena
Don't be. I've had him and he's just OK. Dirk, on the other hand, is enough to turn a girl's head....
(((Jeffraham!!! Curly!!!)))
Now, back to your regularly scheduled insanity
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
Old books.
Hotel and airline soaps from around the world.
.
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
Coins, computers, cameras, shrunken heads and restraining orders.
"Bite me, Rambo!"
driftglass: Jeffraham, I would read any novel that began with that line
Didja hear that, DWD? 
.
That should have been DEMONOS.
Clever huh?
The pizza sucks too.
You will want to have sex with these sheets.
That's no different than any other Saturday night for me. But I've said too much...
He *really* wants to know who he's stealing that plane for.
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
Adjectives.
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
Dust, garbage, recycling, and debt.
"Why don't you just get it over with right now and shoot me?"
pepperoni on half, for the spawn, who's home alone tonight, and beef and mushroom for me and dad, although I'll have some of each.
mena |
when i was in high school, my friend's father used to tell him to invite me over to dinner when they were having pizza, so he could order anchovies and say they were "for the guest"
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
Abuse, mostly.
"She's all yours. You fly it."
"We're on autopilot, Hank."
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
Calls...
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
Adjectives.
I used to have an extensive swear collection. From many countries.
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
dust.
"If we don't talk to them, we're gonna get a missile right up our ass!"
thousands dead in Indonesia .... but Brangelina had a baby!!!!
I used to have an extensive swear collection. From many countries.
I used to collect 70s clothes and Hawaiian & bowling shirts.
Mikey's Mission
Air Force Academy graduate Mikey Weinstein has entered the battle over church and state with cannons booming
by Cara DeGette
............ The 1977 honors graduate of the Air Force Academy is suing the United States Air Force for allowing, even promoting, evangelical Christian proselytizing at his alma mater, one of America's premier tax-funded military academies, just eight miles up the road from Focus on the Family world headquarters. ......The day of our visit, a letter arrives from the Jimmy Carter Foundation, on which the former president has jotted a handwritten note of encouragement. ........ "Every single time radicalized Christianity has engaged the machinery of the state and the armed forces, we have ended up not with puddles and little streams, but with oceans and oceans of blood," he says. "I'm not just talking about the Holocaust or the Inquisition or the four Crusades, I'm not just talking about the Black Plague; it's the transition from Plan A to Plan B.
"In Plan A, evangelical Christians with a smile on their face will ask you to please, please, please accept their biblical worldview of Jesus. The problem with that is, inevitably, Plan A morphs into Plan B. They stop asking so nicely, and then you have the Holocaust, the pogroms, the Inquisition ..." ................
http://www.csindy.com/csindy/200...3-02/
cover.html
so he could order anchovies and say they were "for the guest"
dirk gently,drunkish
I adore anchovie pizza and cannot find anyone any more who offer it. Half my calcium need depended on that..... Crunch, crunch, crunch...
thousands dead in Indonesia .... but Brangelina had a baby!!!!
New hope.
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
Rocks. Drawing books.
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
Recipes, stray animals, and lipsticks.
the story continues on disc two...
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
1/43 scale die-cast cars.
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
i was collecting undies earlier.
"That's an amazing weapon, isn't it? It boils every fluid in the body."
Dust, garbage, recycling, and debt.
Zap Rowsdower
==
Way to kill the mood there, Zap.
Also for me - antique machine parts and silver picture frames.
Why the people of Iraq hate America:
What were seeing more of now, and these incidents will increase monthly, is the end result of fuzzy, imprecise national direction combined with situational ethics at the highest levels of this government, said retired Air Force Col. Mike Turner, a former planner at the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
"level it out!"
Eli, how many times have you heard that line?
i have to get some food other than olives. brb.
the story continues on disc two...
Not when you watch it on my iPod. It just keeps going.
Also for me - antique machine parts and silver picture frames.
I'd started collecting antique pocket watches, but stopped at 2.
dirk--so you ARE a pantie sniffer.
Does Mrs. Dirk know about this?
Why the people of Iraq hate America
They hate us for our freedom.
Bye bye, Mr. McShooty...
I'd started collecting antique pocket watches, but stopped at 2.
I've got one. A 1901 Waltham in an engraved hunter-style case. Still works.
Plushy is ready.
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...shy-in-
box.html
Except for Eli- who apparently prefers spiders.
There is a distinct lack of eatage in this film.
dirk--so you ARE a pantie sniffer.
Does Mrs. Dirk know about this?
Why do you think she doesn't wear panties?
Neener, neener. I don't deserve it, but I have a sex date tomorrow. Suffer, bitches!
Mena--in response to your question below, I played a lot of Lolitas.
Eli, how many times have you heard that line?
Usually don't need to...
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
Heh.
When I first moved here, Seattle had Toaster Museum. It was one of the things that made me decide it was a Good Place, and I should stay.
Totally OT -- anyone know an easy way to declump cat hair. Trying to bath her or taking her to the Vet except for the yearly shots stresses her so completely each time. She's so old now, I hate to stress her anymore than absolutely necessary. However, she has these several clumps of matted hair on her back (started noticing them a couple of months ago)and I can't seem comb them out. Anyone know a safe way?
4Legs--Mr. Plushy made up for being awakened at 6 a.m.
I collect books, antique french posters and camera stuff.
There is a distinct lack of eatage in this film.
Well, I think that was kinda to be expected. And Shatner's not on screen much, so the scenery's safe.
Why the people of Iraq hate America
They hate us for our vast array of cleaning products.
Sallyh - that's what I was afraid of.
4Legs--I too am acutely disturbed by the lack of eatage.
But we get "Mansquito" tomorrow night, and no work on Monday!
and I can't seem comb them out. Anyone know a safe way?
Give it up and cut them off while she's sleeping.
Yeah, the repukes are going back to Ronald Reagan for a "true conservative" on repuke radio right now. But, but, but, what happened to the cult of personality toward Chimpy.
They hate us for our vast array of cleaning products.
Shock & Awe? No big deal.
Mop & Glo? Unforgivable.
But we get "Mansquito" tomorrow night, and no work on Monday!
Thank the FSM for small mercies.
I've got one. A 1901 Waltham in an engraved hunter-style case. Still works.
Walthams are lovely. Both of mine are, in fact. 1905 and 1915. I forget the other details (# of jewels, etc), though I've got them noted somewheres...
Fuck Bush! But I've already said this.
NTodd--what, no watches you're carrying around in your ass?
I also collect black and white photographs of Paris.
Why the people of Iraq hate America
Because of your freedom..... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Old Man--may I get you anything?
We do know that _From Here to Eternity_ is on now?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
there is only one movie i ever watch. Apocalypse Now.
it's not just about vietnam, in fact it's not about vietnam at all.
but they do go upriver.
Why the people of Iraq hate America
Because of your freedom..... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bush has a cunning plan to make them hate us much less.
"DOMINO'S"
I used to work in an industrial park in a space that had a common wall with a domino's pizza commissary, where they pre-prepared the makings for their pizzas.
One morning my boss was in a tizzy, and on the phone, ordering a few case of foam sealant, and an exterminator. There were cockroaches running under the metal wall, and the boss did not want them in our facility,
The roaches did go away after that.
Way to kill the mood there, Zap.
This is all I do...and I do it well.
Most of what I've collected is in my head. We've never had the room, space, etc. to keep a lot of stuff. Plus, when I was young and my folks lost our house via bankruptcy, the assholes that repoed the home threw out a lot of stuff that was near and dear to us.
4Legs--I too am acutely disturbed by the lack of eatage.
I bought a cheap copy of Shaun of the Dead today.
I may have to watch that to get my eatage fix.
I collect belly-button lint.
Old Man--may I get you anything?
A cruise missile capable of destroying the British Airways HQ.
I also collect black and white photographs of Paris.
==
Oh, yeah. I forgot all my many old tintypes. Man, that used to be an affordable indulgence. *sigh* Like so many things.
Mop & Glo? Unforgivable.
Eli
Bush's version: Mop and Go, the way to wreck Iraq!
Bon Ami: the cleaning powder for sissified frenchies
Resolve: How to get urine stains out of the Oval Office carpet
No Comet: takes care of those pesky reporters
True or false: NBA games are mostly irrelevent until the fourth quarter.
Eli--I read that as a cunnilingus plan, but then I remembered he's a wingtard asshole.
Listening to NTodd's podcast. Johnny Cash singing "One," reminds me of a show I saw recently by a local group called the young at heart chorus. It's a group you have to be over 65 to join. Some british filmmaker is making a documentary about them. They had a big show (the one I saw) on May 13th. One of their main singers died May 9th (If you click on the link, he's the fella in the red cartigan). So, at the show, they ran a video of him singing "One" with the chorus onstage singing along. It was very moving.
Okay, back to your regularly scheduled orgy.
NTodd--what, no watches you're carrying around in your ass?
Gets uncomfortable, 'specially when you've got dysentery.
Old Man--would you settle for a drink and some strawberry shortcake?
True or false: NBA games are mostly irrelevent until the fourth quarter.
False. They're irrelevant the whole way through.
Give it up and cut them off while she's sleeping.
For real? Cutting them off won't hurt her in any way? It will grow back?
You know, I really don't care if the AF shoots this fucking plane down.
Zap - I know. And I didn't mean to make you feel bad. I don't allow myself to think of the things I've lost, and how. It's..impressive.
which one of you bitches is gonna wash those dishes in my sink?
Mena--it's why I took up lipsticks. They're at least affordable.
Listening to NTodd's podcast.
Don't forget to vote at ntoddcast.org! Ahem.
Watertiger--I think Eli and NTodd should wash our dishes. Naked.
For real? Cutting them off won't hurt her in any way? It will grow back?
Of course the hair will grow back.
She's look ratty, but she won't mind that nearly as much as if you took her in and had the vet shave her.
which one of you bitches is gonna wash those dishes in my sink?
Is this some kind of Scouring Of The Shire reference?
Does Mrs. Dirk know about this?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
of course. she is usually wearing them at the time.
which one of you bitches is gonna wash those dishes in my sink?
Does that come with pie?
Anyone know a safe way?
Florence of Venice
There used to be a spray on people hair rinse that might be just the ticket....
Watertiger--I think Eli and NTodd should wash our dishes. Naked.
I'm busy. Besides, it's Eli's turn.
Plus, when I was young and my folks lost our house via bankruptcy, the assholes that repoed the home threw out a lot of stuff that was near and dear to us.
I have a friend who cleans repos and have seen firsthand what people leave behind, by choice or by circumstance.
My friend has a hard heart.
4Legs--the acting alone in this necessitates a shootdown.
I'm busy. Besides, it's Eli's turn.
Fine. Just turn off the A/C, is all I ask.
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
unbeliever's foreskins, cuckold's horns, and recently schooled behinds.
Is this some kind of Scouring Of The Shire reference?
With scrubbing bubbles!
NTodd--but you could have Watertiger watching and craving your nakedness...
4Legs--the acting alone in this necessitates a shootdown.
It's Royal Shakespeare compared to Dark Breed.
Shatner should have stayed at a Priceline hotel.
But, but, but, what happened to the cult of personality toward Chimpy.
ΤΏΤ
The phrase "inoperative at this point in time" springs to mind, for some reason...
driftglass,
define "pie."
It's probably not a good idea to spray cream rinse on a cat.
Oh, and NTodd? Autoeroticism is not 'being busy.'
Bon Ami: the cleaning powder for sissified frenchies
==
Out: French chicks
In: Mr. Clean
mena, mena, mena...
You didn't make me feel bad at all. I just did a quick scan of the apartment, and didn't really see anything else. I've managed to save all of the flyers from every show I've played with every band I've been in. They weren't sitting out, is all.
to think, last week at this time, watertiger said, "If Atrios doesn't do my laundry i'm gonna -- and this week, it's her dishes! Hon, you're soaking in it now......
With scrubbing bubbles!
I'd pay to see that version.
Also, Rivendell would be inhabited by the Keebler Elves.
unbeliever's foreskins, cuckold's horns, and recently schooled behinds.
Your gonna need a bigger boat
So interesting to know what other folks collect.
Sorrows. Regrets. Lung spots.
I'm busy. Besides, it's Eli's turn.
It's okay. I think Driftglass has volunteered.
Watertiger--I think Eli and NTodd should wash our dishes. Naked.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
grumble...grumble... i know how to wash dishes too, you know....mutter...grumble...my own dish soap...mutter...mutter...some guys get all the good jobs...grumble...
Eli: Fine. Just turn off the A/C, is all I ask.
You should live in the South. People here are a/c FREAKS. Dang! I mean, I'm trying to conserve, of course, but I don't suffer when it's 80F in the condo. The air is dry, and I don't have to wear a lot of clothing arounf the house, do I? Plus, the box fan is awesome.
.
there is only one movie i ever watch. Apocalypse Now.
Willard: [voiceover] Saigon... shit; I'm still only in Saigon... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter.
Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[Kilgore unhappily walks off]
Willard: Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin' all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole fuckin' program.
So Shatner is in league with the evil chinese guy?
Who happens to speak with an american accent?
For real? Cutting them off won't hurt her in any way? It will grow back?
The hot spots the mats create are reason enough to cut them off, especially this time of year.
NTodd--but you could have Watertiger watching and craving your nakedness...
I have no idea how to dive into this thread...
"Watertiger--I think Eli and NTodd should wash our dishes. Naked.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere "
Why do I think dinner guests will be slim during this period of time if it comes to be.
Okay, shoot Judd for that stupid fuel remark.
Please, let them crash.
And we have strawberry shortcake, for those interested.
Don't forget to vote at ntoddcast.org! Ahem.
NTodd, Tiresome | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 10:33 pm | #
Yes, dear.
define "pie."
3.14159. But sexier and with a little shimmy.
I've got one. A 1901 Waltham in an engraved hunter-style case. Still works.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Oooooh..... I have custody of the watch my great-grandmama gave to her son on his graduation from St. Louis Medical College - in 1888. A double 18k gold hunter, with an ivory face (with pink accents), and a tiny, tiny emerald at each of the hours. Runs like, um, a clock. Beautiful thing. It's entailed, but I have it because Bunny-Bunny would probably pawn it.
Why do I think dinner guests will be slim during this period of time if it comes to be.
Because they'll look good naked?
dirk--next week, you do my bathrooms.
NTodd--but you could have Watertiger watching and craving your nakedness...
I'm feeling a bit fat right now.
I have no idea how to dive into this thread...
FeralLiberal
Head first apparently.
Oh, and NTodd? Autoeroticism is not 'being busy.'
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
it's "getting busy"
Thank you fourlegsgood for the advice. I appreciate it.
There used to be a spray on people hair rinse that might be just the ticket....
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
I thought of that, but there's so much chemicals in those sort of things, in addition, I would be afraid of any residue she may lick.
I think I'll try cutting them out while she sleeps and hopefully she'll forgive me for making her look very silly.
NTodd--I doubt that.
Real men don't have washboard abs, anyway.
satin sheets.
dirk--next week, you do my bathrooms.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
those tiles can be rough on the knees. on the other hand....
GWPDA - it sounds gorgeous.
Dirk--kneepads and rubber gloves are acceptable.
Nothing else.
Real men don't have washboard abs, anyway.
Thank the FSM because I've been sucking it in for the last 20 minutes.
Ahhh.
Better.
"I have no idea how to dive into this thread...
FeralLiberal
Head first apparently.
ellroon, Scarry pie rat"
Feet first would be advisable, there might be rocks.
People here are a/c FREAKS. Dang! I mean, I'm trying to conserve, of course, but I don't suffer when it's 80F in the condo.
It was 90 here and i didn't turn on the a/c... got the ceiling fan on, all the sliding doors open, I've got shade and a breeze. Not too bad. Plus I'm cheap.
satin sheets.
watertiger
Is that a reference to a new thread or something else?
Runs like, um, a clock.
That's just it: they sound so nice, being all clock-like. In fact, I just wound both of mine just to listen to them.
I wish I could afford more. And a nice Harrison chronometer.
ellroon,
300 percale thread.
I thought of that, but there's so much chemicals in those sort of things, in addition, I would be afraid of any residue she may lick.
Well, then, what about a dilute olive oil solution, combed thru? The worst that could happen there is that she'd get a little rancid, but that'd be okay....
mena - it is. I visit it in my bank safety box, thinking about him holding it to check pulses and look after 'flu victims.... It's a real 'doctor's watch'. Heavy as a turnip too...
Okay...I've got on my glittery country shirt with the pearl snap buttons; and I've gotta find out wether or not Zapette is still at this lame-o jock/meat market (do people still use those terms?) of a bar/restaurant. And since I've got dial-up, I must disconnect.
Have fun with your movie, folks.
Peace!
300 percale thread.
watertiger
OOooo! Silky!
i collect bones. for pictures you know.
once went into a bone shop (yes, they exist) and asked for a human skull. they looked at me kind of weird, but they were helpful and suggested a plastic replica (which if you buy the hi end ones look real, and cost as much, about 400 bucks). to which i replied "no, i want something that had a brain in it"
they did have some beautiful animal skulls tho.
kneepads and rubber gloves
Tells me that Dirk will be inhaling the fumes from tilex, and limeaway cleaning agents.
A gas mask isn't allowed?
charley, human skulls can be bought. Google for this.
The only thing that will save this movie now is for a big fucking alien or a sea monster to come out of the deep and eat everyone involved.
monarch butterfly.......the first one this spring...
had its butt stuck against a rose bush....i may be a mother.... lifes like that....
We don't have AC like many people here. But we do need it on about 10 summer nights per year.
I have a sex date tomorrow.
plantsman, lowercase
Is there another kind?
i cooked my own panang curry for dinner!!
& ITS A SUCCESS!!!!!!
I, uh, microwaved some veggie dogs. And then I put mustard on them.
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 9:50 pm
while i am nothing but respectful of a good panang neua and hot dogs i've been known to eat cold straight from the package - i am proudly replete with my triple decker peanut butter, banana and blackberry jelly sandwich.
which one of you bitches is gonna wash those dishes in my sink?
watertiger
*waves arms*
Oh. Wait. That's a euphemism, right? RIght?
Vice President Refuses to Report Classification Activity
For the third year in a row the Office of Vice President Dick Cheney has refused to disclose data on its classification and declassification activity, in an apparent violation of an executive order issued by President Bush.
"The Office of the Vice President (OVP), the President's Foreign Intelligence Advisory Board (PFIAB), and the Homeland Security Council (HSC) failed to report their data to ISOO this year," the Information Security Oversight Office (ISOO) noted in its new 2005 Annual Report to the President (pdf) (at page 9, footnote 1).
The Office of the Vice President has declined to report such data since 2002. Yet it is clear that disclosure is not optional..............
http://www.fas.org/blog/secrecy/
...es_to_repo.html
Torquemada Gonzales stikes again...
Frank Rich has officially jumped on the Al Gore bandwagon. He just endorsed him to run for President in '08.
Constitutional crisis double feature:
http://vastleft.blogspot.com/
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