I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

Democratic Majority in '06


lets hope!


oh 2nd btw...


Gravatarat least your tv works.


GravatarFuck Bush!


GravatarHICA!
.


GravatarFacts are for little people anyway, Atrios.


GravatarHey, the National Enquirer has a huge fact checking department. Maybe I should start reading it instead.


GravatarOr stop assuming they have any credibility.


GravatarMight as well give Jayson Blair his job back, eh?


Gravatarstupid cable modem out all evening

you should set a curfew, and if it isn't back in time ground it.


GravatarDon't fly British Airways.


GravatarDon't fly British Airways.
The Old Man From Scene 24


you keep saying that. not that i'll likely have an opportunity, i wonder why?


GravatarWhat facts? Doesn't the White House create its own reality?


GravatarOne mistake is a dock in pay. Two is a firing offense.


GravatarEditing is part of the Democrats' failed 9/10 mindset.


GravatarTell me that was from the Onion - please.

No wonder their writers are getting so sloppy. The Dickerson piece about Hillary's iPod choices was ridiculous.


GravatarFact checking is so pre 9-11.


GravatarFacts are for little people anyway, Atrios.

Big people create their own reality.


GravatarActually i gave up on slate almost 5 yrs ago when i realized they were all just a bunch of pussies. Even though it was before most of the blogs got on the scene i kept thinking to myself: wtf is up with these so-called liberal writers who never actually seem to be liberal? It wasa acutally kind of slick wayt back in 97 when they first went online. I mean they dont have to be mind numbing bots always spouting the company line but goddamn almost everytime you goto a rethug site they bend over backwards to justify any ole thing their idiot side does. All in all i realize now they arent liberals they are just cocktail wiener eating pussies looking for the next party. Ugh what a waste


GravatarI fucking love the Midnight Spank commercials.

"WATCH MIDNIGHT SPANK OR THE CALICO-COLORED GUINEA PIG WILL EAT YOUR OTHER KIDNEY."


GravatarDickerson is a favorite guest of Al Franken. I'd like Franken to ask Dickerson next time how the hell he can justify his made-up bullshit about Gore struggling against Bradley in the 2000 primary.

Probably won't happen, though.


GravatarWhat was that about cocktail weiners eating pussies?


Gravataryou keep saying that. not that i'll likely have an opportunity, i wonder why?
dirk gently,drunkish


Because you don't want to go to England?
.


Gravatardamn, GW- that seems harsh. one mistake? i've fucked up on the job more than once, and not been reprimanded. how are we defining "mistake?"


Gravatar"WATCH MIDNIGHT SPANK OR THE CALICO-COLORED GUINEA PIG WILL EAT YOUR OTHER KIDNEY."

I'd better tell Mom she's not getting mine...


GravatarBig people create their own reality.
Richard


No they don't.

They just have more expensive drugs.


Gravatarnot that i'll likely have an opportunity, i wonder why?

Because when things go wrong they won't help you at all, and in fact will tell you blatant lies. They are a big part of the reason why the vacation I'm supposed to be on right now turned into a disaster of Bush Administration proportions.


GravatarHello pipples.

Been reading Greenwald's book today. It's a nice way to get an ulcer on an otherwise pleasant weekend.

Hope the rest of you are well, and suffering not so many head explosions.


Gravatarmisunderstandin' is a virtue.


GravatarWhat was that about cocktail weiners eating pussies?
Eli

Is this like taffy and biting? You guys discussed that last night.


Gravatar"Who says being a screwup doesn't give you job opportunities?"


GravatarI can relax. The local news will have details on the brangelina blessed event. whew.


GravatarActually i gave up on slate almost 5 yrs ago when i realized they were all just a bunch of pussies.

I never gave Slate any serious attention. It was created by Microsoft, afterall, as an attempt to infiltrate and corrupt journalism, just like MSNBC. Slate is a subversive example of Carol Darr's scary Haliblog scenario.


GravatarEli--what the hell channel are you watching?!

Monsieur would like to know.


GravatarNim: Been reading Greenwald's book today. It's a nice way to get an ulcer on an otherwise pleasant weekend.

I read it all in one sitting on... Tuesday, I think? Nothing new that I hadn't read at his blog, but it was nice to have it all in one portable package. It's now in my landlord's hands. When I get it back from him, I'm gonna take some quotes, do up some flyers, and do a little guerilla marketing here, locally. Hey, I might ought to set up an Amazon referral, eh?
.


GravatarSo, um, how many mistakes do writers get before you consider giving them a pink slip?

Is that a trick question?
-


GravatarWhoops - it was Dickerson with the errors on Gore - Jacob Weisberg with the silly, spiteful piece on Hillary's iPod picks.

The arrogance shows.


GravatarEli -- One of our local car dealerships started using the "trunk monkey" commercials. I love those.
.


Gravatar"I saved your life!"

"I learned my manners from my father. He was a real son of a bitch."


Gravatarhehe yea pussies eating cocktail wieners. That pretty much summs em up


GravatarDo Elves shave?


GravatarFour bugs on this georgous widescreen... one in my shirt, and a BIG one just tried to fly into my mouth.
.


GravatarDo Elves shave?
watertiger

No.


Gravatar"When you are dead, you cannot take it with you."


Gravatar"I learned my manners from my father. He was a real son of a bitch."
==

"My Daddy was a Pistol, I'm a Son-of-a-Gun."


GravatarSorry about your cable modem.


Hopefully you indulged in this masterpiece of a sci fi movie.

BWA HA HA HA HAHA!!!

God, I hope a sea monster eats Shatner.


Gravatar Do Elves shave?

Just around their naughty parts.


GravatarWatertiger--little known secret: they don't bake, either.


GravatarBy this time, my loins were thirsting for hair.


Gravatarwatertiger: Do Elves shave?

The Keebler elves are all on court-ordered Depo-Provera, so they don't need to shave.
.


Gravatar"When you are dead, you cannot take it with you."
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere

Please tell that to Cheney. He plans to take it all and sleep on top of it like Smaug.


Gravatarlittle known secret: they don't bake, either

Tell me it's not true, Keebler has been lying to us???


Gravatari've completely lost track of this movie now.

old man, sorry to hear your vaction got fubar-ed. that sucks.

slate, slate ... oh, yeah, i used to read slate once upon a time.


Gravatar "When you are dead, you cannot take it with you."

Unless you're an Egyptian pharoah or something.


GravatarThe Keebler elves are all on court-ordered Depo-Provera
==

Thus, those creepy little voices!


GravatarHere's something that's pretty sickening. It may be illegal to lie when you advertise something, but it's perfectly legal to lie during a newscast. Here's a story from a few years back...

http://www.rense.com/general35/MEDIA.HTM

Appellate Court Rules Media Can Legally Lie.
By Mike Gaddy

On February 14, a Florida Appeals court ruled there is absolutely nothing illegal about lying, concealing or distorting information by a major press organization. The court reversed the $425,000 jury verdict in favor of journalist Jane Akre who charged she was pressured by Fox Television management and lawyers to air what she knew and documented to be false information. The ruling basically declares it is technically not against any law, rule, or regulation to deliberately lie or distort the news on a television broadcast.

On August 18, 2000, a six-person jury was unanimous in its conclusion that Akre was indeed fired for threatening
to report the station's pressure to broadcast what jurors decided was "a false, distorted, or slanted" story about the widespread use of growth hormone in dairy cows. The court did not dispute the heart of Akre's claim, that Fox pressured her to broadcast a false story to protect the broadcaster from having to defend the truth in court, as well as suffer the ire of irate advertisers. Fox argued from the first, and failed on three separate occasions, in front of three different judges, to have the case tossed out on the grounds there is no hard, fast, and written rule against deliberate distortion of the news. The attorneys for Fox, owned by media baron Rupert Murdock, argued the First Amendment gives broadcasters the right to lie or deliberately distort news reports on the public airwaves. In its six-page written decision, the Court of Appeals held that the Federal Communications Commission position
against news distortion is only a "policy," not a promulgated law,
rule, or regulation.

Fox aired a report after the ruling saying it was "totally vindicated" by the verdict.


GravatarEli--what the hell channel are you watching?!

Monsieur would like to know.


Sci-Fi, of course...


Eli -- One of our local car dealerships started using the "trunk monkey" commercials. I love those.

Eh?


GravatarDo Elves shave?

Just around their naughty parts.
NTodd, Tiresome


It endears them to the trolls, who favor childlike genitalia.


GravatarI can relax. The local news will have details on the brangelina blessed event. whew.
mena


Sliloh.

Jebus Chripes on iceskates.


GravatarThis theft and it planning, of the Falcon have all the signs of being planned by the Whitehouse. I guess it was a Slam and then a Dunk.


GravatarSo, um, do the Keebler Elves wear short-shorts?


GravatarI put up a pix of the less-purty Hamer I'm trying to sell, locally, hoping that the aggregator at NashvilleIsTalking.com will bring be a few more interested parties...
.


GravatarJust around their naughty parts.

It chafes!


GravatarStop me before I shop again.

ebay is malevolent.

On the other hand, I have no clothes that fit and whatever I buy will be too big within a couple of months, so I have to buy cheap.

Doesn't change the fact that ebay ranks very high on the list of mostly useless timewasters.


GravatarTell me it's not true, Keebler has been lying to us???

Ever eaten one of their cookies? They taste like elf dandruff.


Gravatarruled there is absolutely nothing illegal about lying, concealing or distorting information by a major press organization.

Well, duh, otherwise half the national media would be breaking rocks in a quarry somewhere.


GravatarBecause you don't want to go to England?
.
Gee | 05.27.06 - 10:46 pm | #


i punctuate better; when i-m sober?


Gravatar"Learn English? I don't need that, I'm never going to England"

/Homer.


Gravatar"Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. "


Ugh!


GravatarEver eaten one of their cookies? They taste like elf dandruff.

It's rather upsetting that you would know this.


GravatarSo, um, do the Keebler Elves wear short-shorts?
Eli


Only for the first the week following a bikini wax.


GravatarBTW, I was actually referring to the ethereal Tolkien Elves.


GravatarOn the other hand, I have no clothes that fit and whatever I buy will be too big within a couple of months, so I have to buy cheap.

it's spring. i recommend nudity.


GravatarEli: Eh?

Go. See. Laugh.
.


GravatarYou know elves, they have rotten families, enabling each other into bad habits and behavior. They live in self-imposed squalor, having lil elfen kids out of wedlock and elfen dads abandoning them.

Obviously, it's Elfen Tragic.


GravatarIs there a Vieux Jolie-Pitt that we don't know about?
.


GravatarFuck, this movie is going to end without any aliens or any sea monsters.

Or any eatage.

What the fuck was all that stuff about alien technology anyhoo?


GravatarOoo, Judd Nelson returns 2 weeks from now with a black-hole-devouring-the-Eastern-seaboard movie!


GravatarIt's rather upsetting that you would know this.

Except for the elf dandruff, elf girls are rather fetching.


GravatarIt chafes!

It's sticky!

"Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. "

Ugh!


So we don't care about their new daughter, but we do care enough to make fun of her name?


Gravatarthis movie is too complicated.

i miss the abominable yetti.


GravatarI certainly hope he at least has a suitcase full of cash in that mini-sub.


GravatarI was trying to picture Legolas with a moustache or Galadriel with armpit hair.

Doesn't work.


GravatarThat kid is really ugly.


GravatarI was trying to picture Legolas with a moustache or Galadriel with armpit hair.

Doesn't work.
ellroon, Scarry pie rat


try it the other way round.


Gravatar BTW, I was actually referring to the ethereal Tolkien Elves.

Um. No duh?


GravatarGo. See. Laugh.

Oh dear.


Gravatari miss the abominable yetti.

Me too.


GravatarAh, the Smeagol Fish-Slapping Dance...


GravatarIs it Elfen or Elven?


Gravatari have just rescued eli from deep financial problems.

not that eli. a different one.


GravatarDoesn't change the fact that ebay ranks very high on the list of mostly useless timewasters.

Well, yes but it has its charms and usefulness, sometimes.

And I like to torture myself by looking at the bakelite Fada radios now and again.


GravatarElven.


GravatarFuck, this movie is going to end without any aliens or any sea monsters.

Or any eatage.

What the fuck was all that stuff about alien technology anyhoo?
fourlegsgood


You're reminding me of The Hidden where the alien had a taste for Ferrari's and fast women's bodies.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093185/
.


GravatarPatriotic Minutemen installing Arizona border fence.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/.../ D8HSH1JG0.html


GravatarAh, the Smeagol Fish-Slapping Dance...

I think it's a tragedy that they cut the Gollum beat-boxing.


GravatarUm. No duh?

I think some thought I was referring to the Keeblers.

Which are rather disturbing, in their own, tree-hugging way.


GravatarReiterating --

Slate wankery this week:

Easterbrook bashes Gore
Kaus bashes Clintons
Shafer sez Boehlert wrong because Dem bashing only on cable news
Weisberg sez Hillary's iPod list fake
Dickerson sez Gore can't run because of earth tones


GravatarI think I want to start a news agency so I can lie without accountability.

Although it would be easier to just become a republican...


GravatarOH, no.


Sequel. Please kill me.


GravatarElven.

That's what mine goes up to.


Gravatar Is it Elfen or Elven?

The latter.

And IIRC, there's a forward by Tolkien about 'dwarves' vs 'dwarfs', but I don't remember the details and I'm too lazy to go downstairs to get my copy and it doesn't really matter anyway.


GravatarDang. One of my fondest memories as a child was getting up early on Saturday morning, and eating a bunch of Keebler coconut chocolate chip cookies before Mom and Dad got up.
.


GravatarAh, the Smeagol Fish-Slapping Dance...

I think it's a tragedy that they cut the Gollum beat-boxing.
Eli

I wanted to see Gandalf and Sauroman beat the crap out of each other. Why did they have to cut it out of the special super deluxe director's cut too?


GravatarI think some thought I was referring to the Keeblers.

I think they were just being snarky.

Here, have a cookie.


GravatarI think some thought I was referring to the Keeblers.

Which are rather disturbing, in their own, tree-hugging way.


What about Snap, Crackle, and Pop?

I mean, what's their... arrangement?


GravatarOh, gah.

That was ridiculous.

GIVE ME MAMMOTH!!!!!

Or MANSQUITO!!!!!!


GravatarHere, have a cookie.

There is no spoon.


GravatarWhat I want to know is why Pat Robertson is feebly wishing for Hugo Chavez's assassination when he could just fly down to Venezuela and stomp him to death.


GravatarI wanted to see Gandalf and Sauroman beat the crap out of each other.

I wanted to see the Eowyin-Arwen sex scene, but they cut that, too.


GravatarDang. One of my fondest memories as a child was getting up early on Saturday morning, and eating a bunch of Keebler coconut chocolate chip cookies before Mom and Dad got up.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian

I bet you were wired for the rest of the day!


Gravatari'm too unsteady to stand in front of the fridge or cook, so i am eating cottage cheese.

should go good with the gin. both ways.


was that movie confusing, or am i just not concentrating?


GravatarI think I want to start a news agency so I can lie without accountability.

Although it would be easier to just become a republican...


They are practically interchangeable these days.


GravatarYou're reminding me of The Hidden where the alien had a taste for Ferrari's and fast women's bodies.


Possibly Kyle MacLachlan's greatest role.


GravatarYou're reminding me of The Hidden where the alien had a taste for Ferrari's and fast women's bodies.


Possibly Kyle MacLachlan's greatest role.


GravatarMy dog has given my the gift of a throw-rugs worth of material today. Border-Gordon mixes do have the fine ability to shed massive quantities of long black hair.


GravatarThere is no 'i' in 'team' or 'Eowyn'.


Gravatarellroon: I bet you were wired for the rest of the day!

Hippity-Hops require a high-sugar diet!
.


GravatarWhat about Snap, Crackle, and Pop?

I mean, what's their... arrangement?
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 11:04 pm | #


i'm not sure, but it think it's pronounced menage a tois!

hey snap, remember that thing we were talking about? pop's into it!


GravatarI wanted to see Gandalf and Sauroman beat the crap out of each other.

I wanted to see the Eowyin-Arwen sex scene, but they cut that, too.
NTodd, Tiresome


Rosie Cotton's proportional hobbit-gams.


GravatarThere is no 'i' in 'team' or 'Eowyn'.
NTodd, Tiresome

Nor in Frodo or gravy.


Gravatari'm not sure, but it think it's pronounced menage a tois!

hey snap, remember that thing we were talking about? pop's into it!


Oddly enough, Pop is a bottom.


Gravatarwell, al gore does sigh a lot.

one thing i've noticed, when atrios posts about right wing trash, or bullshit journalism he rareley links to the source anymore. i don't know if it's a policy decision, but i approve.

i do check out michelle, which is where i find out what all the wingnuts are obsessing on... war, racism, cartoons, and moonbats.

it's a feverswamp, welcome to the jungle, we got your...


GravatarWhen my grandson was born I told this fundie lady I work with that he was named Isaiah.
She said "I'm do glad people are using biblical names again".
I didn't have the heart to tell her he was named after Isaiah Thomas.


GravatarI wanted to see the Eowyin-Arwen sex scene, but they cut that, too.

That's the problem with that movie, so much was cut out, it was just too choppy to follow.


GravatarOddly enough, Pop is a bottom.

Snap, Crackle, Top?


GravatarOddly enough, Pop is a bottom.

The basis for the book "Hop on Pop"


GravatarI didn't have the heart to tell her he was named after Isaiah Thomas.

Oh my.

I, uh, hope you're not regretting that right about now...


GravatarSnap, Crackle, Top?
watertiger |


snap's a switch hitter.


GravatarYou're reminding me of The Hidden where the alien had a taste for Ferrari's and fast women's bodies.

Possibly Kyle MacLachlan's greatest role.
JR, kerosene and a match


He was good in it wasn't he? Good film, if a bit violent.

I remember taking a date to it. She advised me before hand that she didn't like violent movies. I didn't know what was coming except that it had gotten good reviews. She wouldn't take to me after it was over, such was the bloodletting.

She reminds me of Jack in many ways...
.


GravatarOddly enough, Pop is a bottom.

So is "Jack" of the Pep Boys.


Gravatarthey're always after me lucky charms!


GravatarSnap, Crackle, Top?

Sometimes Snap's twin comes over for "Two Snaps up... in a circle."


GravatarI think I want to start a news agency so I can lie without accountability.

Although it would be easier to just become a republican...


Awwwww, hell. Just start a republican blog (skip the middle man, so to speak) and just make shit up. Must have a nasty or slanderous edge, too.


GravatarSo is "Jack" of the Pep Boys.
==

Moe, however, no matter whether of the Boys or the Stooges, is all man.


Gravatar>i>well, al gore does sigh a lot.

I too, would sigh profusely if I were debating Bush.

Christ on a fucking stick.


GravatarAwwwww, hell. Just start a republican blog (skip the middle man, so to speak) and just make shit up. Must have a nasty or slanderous edge, too.

Don't forget to brag about how nonpartisan and civil you are.


GravatarMoe, however, no matter whether of the Boys or the Stooges, is all man.
mena |


whereas the other one is just, well, manny.


GravatarI, uh, hope you're not regretting that right about now...

Nah.
That's my son's deal.

He named his daughter Natalia.
Don't know what that's about.


GravatarMoe, however, no matter whether of the Boys or the Stooges, is all man.
mena |

whereas the other one is just, well, manny.
dirk gently,drunkish


Oh, wise gay.


GravatarOh, wise gay.
Attaturk |


slowly i turned...


GravatarChrist on a fucking stick.
mr hostess |


two sticks. one vertical, one ...

oh, the hell with it.


GravatarPossibly Kyle MacLachlan's greatest role.
JR, kerosene and a match


Aside from favoring Ferraris, didn't the alien like punk too, or was it metal?
.


Gravatartwo sticks. one vertical, one ...

oh, the hell with it.


No, keep going - I think you nailed it.


Gravatarhow nice it would be to have a populist firebrand like hugo, evo or fidel.

instead we get hilary, joe&joe, lurch and schumer.


GravatarI remember, once upon a time before there were great liberal blogs that Slate, Mike Kinsley, the Daily Howler, etc. were the only LIBERAL sites around. And Salon. Only Salon has remained a first class source of Liberal, credible news and opinion. Fuck TNR and Slate.


GravatarNo, keep going - I think you nailed it.

NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!


GravatarUgh BBC showing Chimpy speechifyin' at West Point. FSM, I hate that man.


GravatarI'm drunk.
I'm going to bed.


GravatarWhen I think elves I think of Weehawk from Wizards. He's the one with the sword and earring. And see that movie if you haven't.


GravatarI'm drunk.
I'm going to bed.
HoneyBearKelly


me too. i'll join you.


GravatarNo, keep going - I think you nailed it.

Is it wise to pun about such a thorny issue?


GravatarDon't forget to brag about how nonpartisan and civil you are.
Eli


Hahahaha. Good one, you fucking bastard commie pinko fag lover.

/civil wingnut.


GravatarThe cinematography of this "Derrida" movie is annoying as fuck.


Gravatar"Then I shall die as one of them!"

Why are Legolas' eyes brown in that scene? They're blue in the other scenes.


GravatarIs it wise to pun about such a thorny issue?
The Old Man From Scene 24 |


that's the crux of it. but we can always rise again to the occasion.


GravatarWhy are Legolas' eyes brown in that scene? They're blue in the other scenes.
watertiger | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 11:18 pm | #


mood ring contacts.


GravatarIs it wise to pun about such a thorny issue?
The Old Man From Scene 24 |

that's the crux of it. but we can always rise again to the occasion.
dirk gently,drunkish

You guys are just a pain in the side.


Gravatarany job seekers:

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GravatarAside from favoring Ferraris, didn't the alien like punk too, or was it metal?


It was a punk store that he trashed, but he liked both.

As for "violent", I've seen worse.

What I loved was people calling "A History of Violence" "violent". There is actually very little violence in it, it's just rather abrupt and unsanitized.


GravatarAnd see that movie if you haven't.
puppethead | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 11:17 pm | #


i've not only seen it, i've seen it straight and sober.

bakshi is (was?) a god.


GravatarWhy are Legolas' eyes brown in that scene? They're blue in the other scenes.

The director of continuity missed it.


GravatarAnd see that movie if you haven't.
puppethead


"Master love Larry? Master feed Larry?"


GravatarWasn't it Bakshi who did Wizards?

Loved that movie. "Something that mother taught me when you weren't around!"


GravatarRaaaay! Olav's only a little bit on the wrong side of Central.... So here we go, eh!


GravatarWasn't it Bakshi who did Wizards?

Loved that movie. "Something that mother taught me when you weren't around!"


"Not good. Very bad."


Biggest crush of my life *loved* that movie and recommended it very highly.


GravatarOh, for fuck's sake. The New Yorker may have the world's most obtuse style guide but it also has the world's most pedantic fact-checkers. And that shows.

David Remnick personally does the fact-check for Sy Hersh. Lord Weisberg? Not so much.


Gravatarbtw, didn't mean to squash the Jesus jokes. The pain in the side was a reference to the spear wound...and I know you are never to explain jokes but I was thinking ...uh... never mind.

As you were.


GravatarAnd yes, you have to face this fact: Slate is a sandpit for the WaPo these days. In which the small children have shat.


Gravatardemocrats: the champions of the working class.


GravatarBiggest crush of my life *loved* that movie and recommended it very highly.
Eli | Homepage | 05.27.06 - 11:23 pm | #


i had a HUGE crush on elinor (sp?) - and i don't usually go in for 2 dimensional babes.


GravatarWizards!
Great fucking movie!
i think it went,
'mother always told me, never trust you, ya sonnofabitch'



ohyeah, fuckbush


Gravatardemocrats: the champions of the working class.

Disgruntled?


Gravatari think it went,
'mother always told me, never trust you, ya sonnofabitch'


"I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch"


GravatarI'm drunk.
I'm going to bed.
HoneyBearKelly

me too. i'll join you.

dirk gently,drunkish

how often does this happen? some nites i just sit here til i'm too drunk to type. the next morning i wake up saying to my self "what the fuck did i just say in front of the whole world" (well, potentially. for sure we know the NSA).

i had a dream one nite, walking down the hallway to the bathroom and atrios kicks me out of my own freak'n house.


Gravatarmasculine_monica_nyc: Disgruntled?

He's our longest running, defeatist concern troll.
.


Gravatarbtw, didn't mean to squash the Jesus jokes. The pain in the side was a reference to the spear wound.

no, no. we got it. just having a hard time coming up with a "golgatha" pun.

bwyan! fwee bwyan!


GravatarSlate wankery this week:

Easterbrook bashes Gore
Kaus bashes Clintons
Shafer sez Boehlert wrong because Dem bashing only on cable news
Weisberg sez Hillary's iPod list fake
Dickerson sez Gore can't run because of earth tones
P O'Neill


I hope you read the "Media Matters" smack down on those farkin' hacks. And there are plenty more where they came from. They suck out loud.


GravatarNYT did some fact checking on Sen. John Kerry's military documentation from veetnam and managed to post it too. It's enough for me. It refutes the Swift Boat Liars.
It is about F*in time!
Goddam those liars, and their families!, and the f*in party of republican koolaid eaters they represent!
see it now at
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/ 2...artner=homepage


GravatarSee Ralph Bakshi's site, he's doing stuff. And he's got some cool stuff on his site. He is indeed a god.


Gravatar"what the fuck did i just say in front of the whole world" (well, potentially. for sure we know the NSA).
charley

I'm sure there's an entire wing in the NSA taking notes on the comment threads at Atrios'. Blackmail material for any of you thinking of public life...


GravatarBlackmail material for any of you thinking of public life...

Really not an issue for me...


Gravatarhe pain in the side was a reference to the spear wound...and I know you are never to explain jokes but I was thinking ...uh... never mind.

no no I got the joke right away, just can't think of any more. Its not like I have a bunch of Jesus puns in the palm of my hand.


Gravatari had a dream one nite, walking down the hallway to the bathroom and atrios kicks me out of my own freak'n house.


Hahahahahahaha. I remember when we used to have to clean up the Atrios house after a night of Par-Taying when *dad* was out of town.


GravatarBlackmail material for any of you thinking of public life...

Facts are so un-Republican. you could be as squeaky clean as its possible to be, and they'd just make shit up.


GravatarAwwwww, hell. Just start a republican blog (skip the middle man, so to speak) and just make shit up. Must have a nasty or slanderous edge, too.
bigvic


Something that would be an interesting experiment would be to set up a phony right-wing blog for "punking" purposes. Post salacious "scoops" that also happen to be easily fact checked and shown to be false. If anyone in the mainstream media more eager to piss on the left than to print the truth links to your blog, you take them down, hard, and make them feel like Dan Rather got off easy after the kerning fiasco.


GravatarHe is indeed a god.
puppethead


well, demi-god.

he did make "cool world"


GravatarJR, his that the quote?
Haven't seen that flick in EONS but loved it.
Loved his Mighty Mouse but the theocarats drove it off the air.


ohyeah, fuckbush


Gravatarthey'd just make shit up.
The Old Man From Scene 24

That is so true. Why can't we make up stuff too?

Like Bush is ugly and his mother dresses him funny.. no.

Laura is a stoner and she hates her husband... no.

Barbara Bush thinks she's aristocracy when all she is is a bitch... no.

crap.


GravatarAtrios hasn't had a guest in in some time, has he? Ever since threadbot?


GravatarAtrios hasn't had a guest in in some time, has he? Ever since threadbot?
mena |


maybe if he showered more regularly.


Gravatargin is gone. shoot.


GravatarSomething that would be an interesting experiment would be to set up a phony right-wing blog for "punking" purposes. Post salacious "scoops" that also happen to be easily fact checked and shown to be false.

I like the way you think! Hoo Boy. What a great idea.


Gravatarmaybe if he showered more regularly.
dirk gently,drunkish
==

He has a sweaty image to keep up, doesn't he?


GravatarSomething that would be an interesting experiment would be to set up a phony right-wing blog for "punking" purposes. Post salacious "scoops" that also happen to be easily fact checked and shown to be false. If anyone in the mainstream media more eager to piss on the left than to print the truth links to your blog, you take them down, hard, and make them feel like Dan Rather got off easy after the kerning fiasco.

You really think that would happen, do you?


GravatarGeorge W. Bush on NBC!!


GravatarGeorge W. Bush on NBC!!
Michelle Malkin

Public hanging?


Gravataryou take them down, hard, and make them feel like Dan Rather got off easy after the kerning fiasco.
Richard

It doesn't work with these dickwads.

AiG fell for a well-know April Fool's hoax that was eight years old. When ounked, they just quietly deleted the references.


GravatarGeorge W. Bush on NBC!!
Michelle Malkin


i thought it was THC


Gravatargin is gone. shoot.

*Bang*


Gravatar Public hanging?

SNL rerun.


GravatarI got nuttin'.
.


Gravatargin is gone. shoot.

*Bang*
Dick Cheney | 05.27 .06 - 11:36 pm | #


at last - a reasonable explanation.


GravatarSNL rerun.
Michelle Malkin

Rats.


GravatarAtrios hasn't had a guest in in some time, has he? Ever since threadbot?
mena


Hey (((((mena!))))

Back in the day, RMJ, Hecate and others guest blogged for Mr. Atrios when he was indisposed. It was kind of fun. Hecate would often have "poetry blogging" and RMJ kicked ass.


GravatarI wish I had more Curly to share.
.


GravatarHeh. SNL repeat doing that staged interview with the Iraqi troops.

"Sometimes an Iraqi will be so full of democracy, that they'll walk into a crowded area and explode..... with democracy."


GravatarWell, demi-god.

he did make "cool world"
dirk gently,drunkish


I liked Cool World, although not quite as much as Monkeybone (which Bakshi didn't do).


GravatarWhy can't we make up stuff too?

Reality has a well-known liberal bias.


Gravatar"man, you ain't even paying me enough to lie like this. these people don't want us [static]"


GravatarBack in the day, RMJ, Hecate and others guest blogged for Mr. Atrios

Yeah, he should resume that practice, it was a lot of fun.

(Hey bigvic and mena!!)


GravatarI liked Cool World, although not quite as much as Monkeybone

Um.


Gravatardrunkish?


Gravataryou keep saying that. not that i'll likely have an opportunity, i wonder why?
dirk gently,drunkish | 05.27.06 - 10:43 pm |

maybe cause you're drunkish like me


GravatarBack in the day, RMJ, Hecate and others guest blogged for Mr. Atrios when he was indisposed.

Maybe Atrios will go on vacation to Spain again (just don't fly on British Airways) and give the keys to the blog to those guys.


GravatarI liked Cool World, although not quite as much as Monkeybone (which Bakshi didn't do).
puppethead


well, we will just have to disagree on the level to which we worship bakshi. i was a bit disappointed in the way LOTR wrapped up, i'm guessing he was expecting to make a series and realized at the end it wasn't going to happen.

but basically, he is THE guy. pure genius.


GravatarJR, his that the quote?


IIRC.

"I'd liek to show you a little trick mom showed me when you weren't around... oh, by the way, I'm glad you changed your last name you son of a bitch".

A truly bent masterpiece.

"Fritz, Fritz, they killed Fritz" was actually a reference to the censors re: Fritz the Cat.


GravatarJR, his that the quote?


IIRC.

"I'd liek to show you a little trick mom showed me when you weren't around... oh, by the way, I'm glad you changed your last name you son of a bitch".

A truly bent masterpiece.

"Fritz, Fritz, they killed Fritz" was actually a reference to the censors re: Fritz the Cat.


GravatarTherefore, if you are contacted by GE regarding a position of employment, and you have worked for the U.S. Government at any time, please immediately inform the GE representative of this fact.
linda

interesting caveat.


GravatarHi bigvic! (((SMOOCH!)))

Yeah, I remember. I've been here for a long time, I just took a long time to warm up.


GravatarI wish Atrios would let me guest blog here. I have important information about the Mexican plan to take over New Jersey .


Gravatarwith 2/3 in favor of universal health care, you'd think the dems would pounce. but no.


GravatarJeffraham

It ain't Curly, but Pippin has her moments...


Gravatardrunkish?
kennymfg


i've got a long way to go. and i'm out of gin.

and highland scotch. i've got a little lowland, and some bourbon, and some tequila. or vodka. i just haven't decided which yet.

maybe the bacardi.


Gravatar((((Feral))))


GravatarThe average 40-year-old guy made $44,000 in 1973, and that was as good as it ever got. Today that number is about $40,000. It's gone down even though the American economy has nearly doubled on a per-person basis during that time.
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com...6_05/ 008898.php


Gravatar"(just don't fly on British Airways)"

The Old Man From Scene 24, what the heck happened? I've been in airports before when weather messed up the flight I was supposed to be on, and have always been able to reschedule on another flight. It may have not been fun, but I've always been able to eventually get where I wanted to go.


GravatarHey Feral, did you watch F1 Qualifying today?


GravatarDang, I didn't realize Catherine Zeta-Jones had chickenlegs...


GravatarDang, I didn't realize Catherine Zeta-Jones had chickenlegs...
Eli |


i'd nibble them.


GravatarYou really think that would happen, do you?

I'm not saying it would be easy, but I think it's doable. Besides it being the kind of thing Karl Rove does all the time, there is a precedent of sorts on our side. During the 2004 campaign, rumors of a phony Kerry affair were passed along to Drudge, who duly reported them. Drudge was later forced to apologize and humilated in the process...

Matt Drudge apologizes to Alexandra Polier for Kerry affair rumors
http://www.cyberjournalist.net/n...news/ 001340.php


GravatarJeffraham---Curly reruns work fine, too!


GravatarHey Feral, did you watch F1 Qualifying today?

No, no cable. Who's on the poll?


GravatarThe Old Man From Scene 24, what the heck happened? I've been in airports before when weather messed up the flight I was supposed to be on, and have always been able to reschedule on another flight. It may have not been fun, but I've always been able to eventually get where I wanted to go.

I cheered when TWA went under. I think I spent 12 hours in JFK as flight after flight was cancelled. We actually got as far as boarding the last one.

They ended up putting us in cabs to upstate NY. Wankers.


GravatarDang, I didn't realize Catherine Zeta-Jones had chickenlegs...

She's not nearly as hot as she's been made out to be.

Pretty, yes, but so are millions of women.


GravatarI'm not saying it would be easy, but I think it's doable.

I really think it would backfire. We would watch in horror as our fake smears metastasized and the debunking was completely ignored.


Gravatar I cheered when TWA went under.

I guess Eli doesn't like TWA tea.


GravatarSorry, Dick Cheney was me.

Not that I'm him, or...

Oh, fuck it.


Gravatar((((Feral))))

Back at ya, mena. Sorry I haven't been on the evening threads much lately.


Gravatar"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."


GravatarI think I'm in need of a luxurious bath. Bath salts, candles, the whole schmear. Perhaps I'll check back when I'm all squeaky.


Gravatarferal, you got some cute cats there.


Gravatar
They ended up putting us in cabs to upstate NY. Wankers.


Oh, you should have been coming here the whole time.


Gravatar"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."
joycamp, feelin' loverly


mr d couldn't make it. he asked me to step in for him.


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham---Curly reruns work fine, too!

All the ones I have with me are like, Wednesday-recent.
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GravatarThe Old Man From Scene 24, what the heck happened?

They could not get me to where I paid them to take me until the middle of next week and refused to book me on another carrier that could get it done. The end result is that my vacation is ruined and I've lost at least $2,500 maybe more.

Plus their "customer service" people told me different, contradictory stories each time I called, told me flat out blatant lies, and basically couldn't give a shit whether I ever got what I paid for.

I was told more than once that if I ever want to see my luggage again that I should return to Chicago O'Hare airport (400 miles away) and talk to a BA representative in person.


Gravatarschmear. Perhaps I'll check back when I'm all squeaky.
mena |


need someone to wash your back?


Gravatarstrawhat

Emma and Pippin thank you!!


GravatarYeah, I remember. I've been here for a long time, I just took a long time to warm up

((((Mena))): Who hearts ya, baby? You're my girl!


GravatarOf course, I could go home, grab some DVD archives, put on winter gear, and brave the laundrette...
.


GravatarOh, you should have been coming here the whole time.

I was trying to get to the same airport, actually...


GravatarSunday's NYT -- Al Gore took AdNags to the woodshed

"We need to shift gears in corporate America and in our politics and in our economy and in our culture," he said. "Most of all, political scribes have to take off their cynical lenses through which they view every moral challenge as political spin."

"It's getting a really good response," Mr. Gore said of the movie. "And people see it outside of a partisan context. Now, I know you will not see anything outside of the political context."


GravatarThe Old Man From Scene 24 -- Register a dispute on the charges to your credit card, of course. Then, small claims.
.


Gravatar
I was trying to get to the same airport, actually...


You should call!


Gravatarjoycamp--it's Memorial Day weekend. Aren't we supposed to go fishing?


GravatarSomething that would be an interesting experiment would be to set up a phony right-wing blog for "punking" purposes. Post salacious "scoops" that also happen to be easily fact checked and shown to be false. If anyone in the mainstream media more eager to piss on the left than to print the truth links to your blog, you take them down, hard, and make them feel like Dan Rather got off easy after the kerning fiasco.

You really think that would happen, do you?

Eli

you know i would watch colbert and wonder if the retards fall for this act. and now we know they really do.

sorry folks, you can't fight stupid with smart.


Gravatarok, folkses, i been here way too long. i'm off to fix one more lil drink, then heading up to wash mena's back. i mean, see if mrs g is still awake. or something.

bubye.


GravatarJesus, Old Man, that's fucking awful. That's one of the worst travel stories I've heard that doesn't involve stripsearches or parasites in the urethra...


GravatarNo, no cable. Who's on the poll?

Alonso.

Schumacher had the fastest lap though, but he either made a mistake or deliberately lost it in the last corner (Rascasse) as the last session was expiring and ended up with his car stalled and partially blocking the track which disrupted other drivers flying laps.

After 8 hours the Stewards decided that he had done it on purpose and sent him to the back of the grid.


GravatarOld Man--now that really bites ass.

Anything I can do to kiss it and make it better?


Gravatar(((Feral Liberal!)))))

Hey back at ya, cutie! I'm not here at night much either, so it's good to *see you* Mwaaah.


GravatarYou should call!

I would have, had I known you at the time.


Actually, I'm not sure you would have even been there at the time...


GravatarThe Old Man From Scene 24, it's probably too late for your vacation, but do this.

Find out who the top officers are for BA, and get directly in contact with them. Don't talk or write to their assistants, or secretaries, you need to speak with the heads of the company. See what kind of large adjustment you can get from them. At this point, a simple refund should not suffice to right this wrong.


Gravatarinteresting caveat.
charley


yeah, i thought so too. no doubt g.e.'s thinking they can parlay those potential contacts into a few million more worth of contracts ...


Gravatarthe Stewards decided that he had done it on purpose and sent him to the back of the grid


GravatarI haven't taken a vacation in 20 years.


GravatarThe Old Man From Scene 24 -- Register a dispute on the charges to your credit card, of course. Then, small claims.


Indeed. Seconded. That's a horrible story; no company should be able to get away with that.


GravatarPeace out, Dirk.


GravatarOh boy, a whole sketch about jazz hands!


Gravatar

I would have, had I known you at the time.


Well, we owe you then.

We're thinking halfassedly about a ludicrous 7/4 barbecue...


GravatarPretty, yes, but so are millions of women.
Dick Cheney


So what is it that she has? Is it that Michael Douglas boinked her and that many 30-60 year olds now think they have a shot? She's a pretty good choice for phone service ads, though. Easy on the ears and eyes and whatnot. Not that I disagree with what you said.


Gravatarit's good to *see you*

You too bigvic!


GravatarWe're thinking halfassedly about a ludicrous 7/4 barbecue...

Sounds fun, but the shadowy and mysterious Codename V'll be in town that weekend for Cirque De Soleil...


GravatarThat's one of the worst travel stories I've heard that doesn't involve stripsearches or parasites in the urethra...

It was a fuckiong miserable experience quite apart from missing out on my dream vacation of a life time.

American Airlines were the precipitaing cause (a flight I booked through BA as one of their "partners"). It was their flight being late that set this whole thing off.

I slept on a bench at O'Hare Thursday night (& BTW if anyone is stranded there overnight,take the tram thingy to the International Terminal where there will likely be lots of unused chairs to sleep on). I finally got on a plane back home at 1 pm.... which promptly turned around and headed back to Chicago after 15-20 minutes in the air (it was a 1 hour flight).

I am not a happy camper.


GravatarThis sketch is kinda cracking me up, actually... Although it should really be Norm McDonald in the Seth Myers role.


GravatarRegister a dispute on the charges to your credit card, of course. Then, small claims.

Great idea. I will do that!


GravatarWell, I'm sure as hell never flying British Airways, and will attempt to prevail upon the shadowy and mysterious Codename V, who actually does visit friends over there.


GravatarFind out who the top officers are for BA, and get directly in contact with them.

yes, I'll try to do that. A friend of my Dad's used to do so much international business travel (first class) he literally got wined and dined by BA big wigs, I'll get in touch with him and find out who to contact.


GravatarGonna slide for the evening, had to work today and got a garden to plant tomorrow. Sleep well moonbats!


GravatarThe Old Man From Scene 24 -- I know this is a long shot, but if all else fails - maybe you should write the travel magazines that have columns about complaints.

This is a real horror story, to say the least.


GravatarSounds fun, but the shadowy and mysterious Codename V'll be in town that weekend for Cirque De Soleil...

Oh, you can both come. It will be a regular Cirque de Souls.


GravatarOh, you can both come. It will be a regular Cirque de Souls.

I wish. She's too shy, too shy.


GravatarV?
You've got a date with Velma?


Gravatar I haven't taken a vacation in 20 years.

Another gift from the Free Market, eh Jack, you miserable turd.


GravatarI wish. She's too shy, too shy.

NO KAJAGOOGOO REFERENCES.

That is NOT cricket.


Gravatarmaybe you should write the travel magazines that have columns about complaints.

I'll look into that too. My pissedoffed-ness knows no bounds right now, and under the circumstances I don't think it will wane any time soon.


GravatarLarry King Live has an interview with Kenneth Lay.


GravatarI am not a happy camper.
The Old Man From Scene 24

go read billmon, All's Well that Ends Well. tho i think his experience ended a bit better.

very interesting post. not political. except in the most human sense. still, i feel for you dude.


Gravatar I haven't taken a vacation in 20 years.

Another gift from the Free Market, eh Jack, you miserable turd.


Back of the Invisible Hand Job.


GravatarOK, don't you liberals be hating on girls with *chicken legs.* When I was a teen, there was a song on the radio called "Skinney Legs, And All" and at the swim club I was a member of, I was totally humiliated by all the boys and girls for having unusually long and skinney legs. My own brothers fed the charge. It was tramatic. Assholes even named me in my class yearbook as queen of "skinney legs." Fuckers!


GravatarV?
You've got a date with Velma?


The shadowy and mysterious Codename V.


Gravatarbigvic, I'm at a resort area and my boys, 13, 14 have a new-found freedom running around here.

I can see my biggest challenge the next few years will be trying to stay awake while they romp.


GravatarOld Man From Scene 24,
Take your bourgeois wining somewhere else.
Soldiers are dying in Iraq.


GravatarThe Old Man From Scene 24: Great idea. I will do that!

It's never failed me whenever I've had a dispute with a merchant, and was getting nowhere in resolving it. Most banks will reverse the charge immediately, over the phone with you... but you'll want to follow-up with a detailed letter describing the events as they transpired. Either BA will not contest, and your money is back in your wallet, or they will, and you'll have to threaten small claims. Of course, you may have exceeded real damages of your state's small claims limits... but the credit card company trick is often successful if all you want is your money back.
.


GravatarThe Old Man From Scene 24,

I would also contact your local TV news outlets. The stations in my neck of the woods love to do disgruntled consumer stories, where their reporters can show themselves as coming to the rescue of their viewers.


GravatarOK, don't you liberals be hating on girls with *chicken legs.* When I was a teen, there was a song on the radio called "Skinney Legs, And All" and at the swim club I was a member of, I was totally humiliated by all the boys and girls for having unusually long and skinney legs. My own brothers fed the charge. It was tramatic. Assholes even named me in my class yearbook as queen of "skinney legs." Fuckers!

Vic, your legs are lovely. Chickenlegs, at least as I use the term, are legs that taper down too quickly and look kinda... triangular.


GravatarI was told more than once that if I ever want to see my luggage again that I should return to Chicago O'Hare airport (400 miles away) and talk to a BA representative in person.
The Old Man From Scene 24

Dear God. Um, find a complaint thread and post this story once an hour...it's amazing how fast they will respond.


GravatarI was told more than once that if I ever want to see my luggage again that I should return to Chicago O'Hare airport (400 miles away) and talk to a BA representative in person.
The Old Man From Scene 24

Dear God. Um, find a complaint thread and post this story once an hour...it's amazing how fast they will respond.


Gravatarfuck off jack.


Gravatarjoycamp--it's Memorial Day weekend. Aren't we supposed to go fishing?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Were we nearer I'd take you salmon fishing Sallyh.

I have fond memories of taking a friend out on the ocean one day. She brought, for appetizers, we sliced chilled cucumber, added some cream cheese, cured salmon roe dill and fresh lemon. Even the skipper came out on deck for some. We had lots of fun and caught fish too.

Wanda was her name. She passes unexpectedly from a stroke at 38. So sad, but what a wonderful woman she was.


GravatarToday I helped sing a wedding for one of my choir's sopranos, who sings for another parish besides our own, so we sang there. It's one of those old lace-curtain-Irish parishes with the monster church with the block-long aisle -- you sing in the loft and the sound goes out and never does come back. Way different acoustic than we're used to. Great fun.

Anyway, the bride & groom sent over lunch for the choir as we rehearsed this morning -- fancy sandwiches, pop, chips, cookies -- and a bottle of very nice Spanish wine for each one of us. The spouse of the house and I drank ours on the patio this evening and we toasted the bride and groom with enthusiasm. It was delicious.


Gravatarthere was a song on the radio called "Skinny Legs, And All" ..

Joe Tex.

Too early for a "Yeah, but I look like Chrissie Hynde" retort, probably.


GravatarAl--the bunny slippers are on.


GravatarHow will dims deal with the anti-dim rallys sweeping the countrysides?


GravatarAl--the bunny slippers are on.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere

That's nice, but what does it mean?

You didn't like the sliced chilled cucumber appetizer? They were very good.


GravatarThat is NOT cricket.
Thers

hey, have you ever heard of Rhys Carpenter?

just curious.


GravatarAnd Old Man from Scene 24, the Chicago Tribune has a column called "What's Your Problem." If BA gives you a tough time, why not write to them? Your troubles were at O'Hare, and Chicagoans can sympathize with airport idiocy. Good luck!


GravatarSoldiers are dying in Iraq.


So are Iraqi children.


GravatarHow will dims deal with the anti-dim rallys sweeping the countrysides?

The same as I deal with all manners of made up stuff.

Nobody buys your crap jack, please go away.


Gravatarcharley,
Sather Classical Lectures.


GravatarSallyh: Al--the bunny slippers are on.

If they don't sell out before I get a job, I'm gonna get you these.
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GravatarCandy coated war porn, pea-nuts and some lies!

That's what you get with Crapper Jack.


GravatarI kilt the thread, Ma!
.


GravatarThanks everyone (except the trool of course) lots of good ideas.


GravatarThe Old Man From Scene 24, my son was having computer problems and got no sympathy from the company. But when he posted his complaint on a popular website, he got immediate attention.

Make a lot of noise and don't take no for an answer. They took your money, the bastards.


GravatarWell, I'm off to watch the final episode of HBO's Rome.

It wasn't all that good, but then John Milius was on of the producers so that may explain some of it. They had some casting/writing problems with one of the characters, but it's an interesting take on the fall of the republic and the political ascension of Gaius Julius Caesar.
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GravatarSpeakin' of Hamers... that guitarist lady in Letterman's band either has a fetish, or and endorsement deal.
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GravatarRipping off consumers is not patriotic, because it weakens the consumers. If we suffer monetary loss because of unfair trade practices, it cuts into our budgets and causes us to scale back other purchases, denying business to other businesses.

Deny that, trolls.


GravatarAssholes even named me in my class yearbook as queen of "skinney legs." Fuckers!
bigvic

i like skinny legs.

definitely better than fat legs.


GravatarBut when he posted his complaint on a popular website, he got immediate attention.

Yeah, I need to find some high traffic travel sites and post my experience there. Instead of being on my vacation I have at least the next two days with nothing else to do...


GravatarEvening, freethinkers

Hot enough for ya?


GravatarRipping off consumers is not patriotic, because it weakens the consumers.
Pitchforks & Torches

8 words that strike fear into the Bush administration: Buy less, want less, use up, waste not.


GravatarIf we suffer monetary loss because of unfair trade practices, it cuts into our budgets and causes us to scale back other purchases, denying business to other businesses.

That's what high interest rate credit cards are for.

/Free market ideologue aka Republican kool-aid drinker.


GravatarEli, you still there?
We're up in the mtns for bball tourneys & fun. Kid's (age 13) avg has been 650+. Now has new bat and plumeted after the initial triple. Mental? coinkidink?


GravatarBless you, Eli!

Before the whole anorexic thing happened, I was well liked but made fun of by the boys at my school and Lakeside swim club (which had a number of national and Olympic winners)as having skinny looking legs. Jeepers, that was hurtful and awefull. So glad to be an adult now and can take it on the chin.


GravatarJeffraham--I love those!


GravatarHot enough for ya?
Ripley

no, one pass snowed in and verging on it here.


GravatarKid's (age 13) avg has been 650+. Now has new bat and plumeted after the initial triple. Mental? coinkidink?

Hard to say. Possibly he's gotten too power-happy after the triple? I know if I start thinking home runs it screws me up bad.


GravatarLuv ya, Charley!

You help me erase a trauma.


GravatarAl--I love chilled cucumbers, especially with diced tomatoes and red onions in vinaigrette.


Gravatarcharley,
Sather Classical Lectures.

jack

very impressive, tho you probably would know better than me. he's an old freind of the family. i was mightly impressed when i looked up his credentials. youngest rhodes scholar ever.

see, jack might act stupid, but he's not.


GravatarDeny that, trolls.

I've been battling Cox over my piss-poor internet service for almost 2 months now. I told them last week that I'm switching to DSL and now the mofo's are calling me and kissing my ass.


GravatarDon't fly British Airways.
The Old Man From Scene 24


BA. Ugh.
Virgin sells their first class seats as business class.
Good people.


GravatarNevada "mushroom cloud" blast delayed indefinitely
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/ 20060...s_usa_nevada_dc
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Pentagon's plan for a massive detonation of conventional high explosives in Nevada to test the effectiveness of weapons against deeply buried targets has been postponed indefinitely, officials said on Thursday.

The National Nuclear Security Administration, part of the Energy Department, said it was withdrawing its finding that the planned detonation of 700 tonnes of ammonium nitrate and fuel oil in the Nevada desert would cause "no significant" environmental impact, the agency said.

The test, dubbed "Divine Strike," was sponsored by the Pentagon's Defense Threat Reduction Agency and had been slated to be held in June at the Energy Department's Nevada Test Site in Nye County, about 65 miles northwest of Las Vegas.

James Tegnelia, director of the Defense Threat Reduction Agency, told reporters in Washington in March the test would be "the first time in Nevada that you'll see a mushroom cloud over Las Vegas since we stopped testing nuclear weapons." The last above-ground nuclear test at the site was in 1962.


Gravatarshawk - why does NTodd hate Monaco?


GravatarI got hand.


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham--I love those!

Hamers? Man... I learn something new about you every day!
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Gravatarsee, jack might act stupid, but he's not.
charley


That's not an excuse. With his intellgence he should know better.


GravatarThose anti-democratic rallies would be a good place to meet women.


GravatarI can see my biggest challenge the next few years will be trying to stay awake while they romp.
ErinPDX


Word, sis! They WILL out last you.


GravatarEli, could very well be....indeed.
Also has blisters and was refusing to wear a batting glove, but now I'm tasked with getting one tomorrow.

Some of these parents should be shot. Kid on other team had a couple of errors, so dad threatened to remove him from the game as punishment..."this is a life lesson." One of our parents said, "for who, you or him." damn


Gravatarshawk - why does NTodd hate Monaco?
The Old Man From Scene 24


He's not there. Nor am I, FWIW.


GravatarChina is looking at plans to nuke a Chinese city in case of an uncontrolable bird flu outbreak.


GravatarOf course, Hamer makes all kinds of fine guitars. Rick Neilson of Cheap Trick is probably the best-known endorser/player. The Special FM is just like the Special, except they have a thick, figured maple top (which makes 'em real purty).
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GravatarGood evening again, bats. Back from dinner and a post-prandial stroll. How's tricks?


GravatarNevada "mushroom cloud" blast delayed indefinitely.
Richard

Well thank god for that. Guess lots of us weren't anxious to see how macho and mighty we could be...as well as tossing all that old toxic radioactive dust into the air and breaking all the windows in Las Vegas.

The guys in the White House are sure taken with torture and bombing shit aren't they? One would guess none of them had actually served...


GravatarThe test, dubbed "Divine Strike,"

I guess Pat Robertson came up with the name.


GravatarIs anyone else getting a bizzare commercial audio infiltration with The Weather Channel?


GravatarEli, could very well be....indeed.
Also has blisters and was refusing to wear a batting glove, but now I'm tasked with getting one tomorrow.


It could be that the bat isn't balanced right (I assume he's taken practice swings and is comfortable with it?), or maybe it just doesn't have much pop. But assuming the bat is fine, he might have just changed his approach.

If he has blisters, that probably ain't helping either...


Not that I'm really much of an authority - I actually suck pretty hard...


GravatarI've been battling Cox over my piss-poor internet service for almost 2 months now.

In Tucson, COX has been pretty good for me. What problems have you encountered?


GravatarLast time I saw my nephew (about a month ago) we sat and watched the last 2-3 innings of a little league BB game. It was much more fun than any pro game I've seen recently, and I don't think any of the kids were using steroids.


GravatarIt's really nice here, now -- 75F -- feelin' like a nice summer night... complete with a trillion flying insects, wanting to mate with GWPDA's fine notebook's widescreen display.
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GravatarThat's what high interest rate credit cards are for.

/Free market ideologue aka Republican kool-aid drinker.


Most rational consumers can't afford to act like the Bush Administration.

Unfortunately, they've been on a five-year buying binge and we've been stuck with the bills.


GravatarOld Man--submit your story to the travel sections of the large dailies (Chicago Trib, LAT, NYT). Those sections have influence, and LAT at least does publish travel horror stories.


GravatarWord, sis! They WILL out last you.
bigvic
Just like we outlasted our parents.
shit! I hope I taught them all they needed to know before kindergarten.


GravatarOh! Sallyh was talkin' about the bunny slippers, I bet.
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GravatarERIN -

Batting gloves are good, especially for batting practice.


GravatarBatting gloves are good, especially for batting practice.

I also leave my left one on to keep the inside of my glove from getting all sweaty.

I tried wearing two at the plate, but I kept forgetting to take the right one off...


Gravatarsubmit your story to the travel sections of the large dailies (Chicago Trib, LAT, NYT). Those sections have influence, and LAT at least does publish travel horror stories.

Yeah that seems to the best bet. They obviously don't care about one pissed off customer, but putting the story out where it might lose them dozens of potential customers might get their attention.

(Just one more reason why 'net neutrality' is a serious issue.)


GravatarELI -

Although I have small hands for a person my size, my grip couldn't naturally narrow around a bat. Batting gloves and tape around the handle solved that problem.


GravatarV?
You've got a date with Velma?


a mexican girl named Velma, six foot tall, beat me up in the 5th grade.

god, she was hot.


GravatarAlthough I have small hands for a person my size, my grip couldn't naturally narrow around a bat. Batting gloves and tape around the handle solved that problem.

One of our better hitters recommended something I had also seen somewhere else, which was to actually grip the bat in the crease between the palm and the fingers. I might have been doing that when I had the two-home-run game last week...


GravatarThese kids just couldn't get enough baseball today. Played two games in freezing cold then went out in the commons area here w/tennis balls to obsess further. But it could be worse, so play on dudes.


GravatarIn Tucson, COX has been pretty good for me. What problems have you encountered?

In the last few months, I get limited or no connectivty half the time, and when I am connected it's incredibly sluggish. I've ran online tests that say I'm 87% slower than I should be. The Cox tech told me my modem was obsolete so I bought a new one, that didn't change anything.

I told them they have one week to fix this before I take my business elsewhere, and now they call me daily to assure me it will be fixed "any day now."

This is my first problem I've had with them in the last 4 years.


Gravatarme, too, back again. Talk of baseball...makes me realize summer is just officially a month away. I love local parks, kids playing, adults with our very amateur teams. Soft nights, yum.


GravatarNight, good peeps. As our friend, Stevo would say, I love you all more than food. High compliment, in my book.

Peace out.


GravatarThat's not an excuse. With his intellgence he should know better.
Pitchforks & Torches

i rekon i agree. but as trolls go he's one of the more tolerable ones.

hey, jeffraham did you get the gibson factory job? or is that a sore subject?

i so fuck'n hate looking for work, almost as much as the work itself.


GravatarHi Sarah Deere


Gravatarme, too, back again. Talk of baseball...makes me realize summer is just officially a month away.


It is?

Feh. It's been hot as shit here this past week. Feels like August.


GravatarThe Cox tech told me my modem was obsolete so I bought a new one, that didn't change anything.


Isn't Cox a cable company? If so why do you have to buy the modem? My cable modem is rented from the cable company.

I'm lucky in that we do have actual competition for home cable/internet/phone service here, and non essential consumer goods & services is one area where the so-called "free market" does actually work if there is more than one vendor.


Gravatarhey erin!

strangely cool here, eh? after our 90 degree wx last week...!


Gravatari so fuck'n hate looking for work, almost as much as the work itself.

That's the reason most people stay with the job (or relationship) they have.

It's easier than finding another one.


Gravatarcharley: hey, jeffraham did you get the gibson factory job? or is that a sore subject?

Won't know until this coming Friday. Got an appointment with FedEx on Tuesday, though. Pays better, but the hours are like 2:30a-7:30a, 5-6 days/week. Not tht I care -- I just want a job!
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GravatarIsn't Cox a cable company? If so why do you have to buy the modem? My cable modem is rented from the cable company.

I could rent it from them for $15 a month or buy it for $50.


GravatarI suppose I would get through these photos a lot faster if I didn't try a B&W version of almost every single one...


Gravatar4lg, this is the Pacific NW. We can be - liyerally - 90 degrees one week, 60 the next (which is how it has been these last 7 days).

It ain't summer til it settles down, and we will have light well past 9PM in the next month and a half.

Always amazes me. It;s almost impossible to force one's self to bed at a proper time. You just want to stay awake to enjoy the soft light and the sweet scents and sounds of summer.


GravatarAt the anti dim rallys the speakers get the crowd chanting we dont care we dont care we dont care what the dims think.


GravatarMy cable modem is rented from the cable company.

It's cheaper to buy one. I figured that given what COX wante per month, I could find one that would pay for itself in less than a year.


GravatarI am supposed to be here right now. Thanks, British Airways, for taking my money and not giving me what I paid hard earned money for.


GravatarIt;s almost impossible to force one's self to bed at a proper time. You just want to stay awake to enjoy the soft light and the sweet scents and sounds of summer.

Yes, this is, um, exactly why I'm always up until 2AM...


GravatarJeff - all digits crossed for you - good luck!!!

XXOO/SD


Gravatar"Always amazes me. It;s almost impossible to force one's self to bed at a proper time. You just want to stay awake to enjoy the soft light and the sweet scents and sounds of summer.
Sarah Deere"

That helps me remember summers in Fairbanks. It was like magic somehow at midnight. I have never quite seen the same light anywhere else.


GravatarOMS24, have you talked to the credit card co? You might be able to get the charge reversed or get some other satisfaction... ??


GravatarSTEVE -

Have you checked your PC for viruses, etc?


GravatarSarah Deere: Jeff - all digits crossed for you - good luck!!!

Thank you!
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GravatarAt the anti dim rallys the speakers get the crowd chanting we dont care we dont care we dont care what the dims think.

Oh dith, you just outed yourself as "jack."

Too bad, really, I kinda liked you.


Gravatar
Yes, this is, um, exactly why I'm always up until 2AM...


That and the naked ladies... dozens of 'em!!


GravatarIs there anyone dearer than Sarah Deere?


GravatarThese kids just couldn't get enough baseball today. Played two games in freezing cold then went out in the commons area here w/tennis balls to obsess further. But it could be worse, so play on dudes.

I love it. As a kid, I remember playing 3 pick-up games a day in the middle of the summer.


GravatarOld Man, my heart goes out to you!


GravatarI'm not Jack. Why you'd think that is beyond me.


GravatarThat and the naked ladies... dozens of 'em!!

Um, yes. Them too.


*looking around*


GravatarOMS24, have you talked to the credit card co? You might be able to get the charge reversed or get some other satisfaction... ??

Jeffraham suggested that earlier also and it is a very good idea. As soon as I figure out what unsued portion of the airfare I'm still being charged for I will dispute it.


Gravatar Old Man, my heart goes out to you!

thanks


GravatarErinPDX -- Sorry -- forgot to encode the Gurtu tune, today. :-/ My buddy Dave Demay brought me my Roxio software back, so I spent most of the computing day trying to see if I could still rip/burn DVDs (I can, whoo-hoo!).
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Gravatar"I'm not Jack. Why you'd think that is beyond me.
dith"

Well it is sort of like the Agent Smith routine. You are all the same person under the skin.


GravatarI'm not Jack. Why you'd think that is beyond me.
dith | 05.28.06 - 1:09 am | #


Most things do.


GravatarHave you checked your PC for viruses, etc?

Everyday. The guy that came out last week pretty much admitted that the problem was in the lines.


GravatarI'm not Jack. Why you'd think that is beyond me.
dith


Why the fuck should anyone here care what a trool feels? You all might as well all be the same asshole. Fuck you.


GravatarOld Man - I'm so sorry about your horror story w/Brit Airlines!!!!!

I hope there is resolution!!!!


GravatarEkCenTriK

It just doesn't seem right to try and make the kids go to bed at 9:30 on the nights when it is light til 10, no matter their age. Alaska must have been something.


GravatarNeoCon Dreams...


GravatarI'm not Jack. Why you'd think that is beyond me.

It was your followup to an earlier comment that clued me in.

And now you're protesting way the fuck too much.


GravatarThe guy that came out last week pretty much admitted that the problem was in the lines.

Have they checked the signal strength coming into your house/apt. ?

If that is deficient they should put an amplifier on the line to boost the signal strength.


GravatarThe Great Bush Swindle


GravatarJP take your time!
And remember, you really really like Gibsons. Really!


GravatarThe Old Man From Scene 24

Have a lawyer you sometimes talk to?

Have them send a letter on their firms stationary to BA.


GravatarDims love to snarl underground - underground snarlers you. Snarl away dims u wont change me. Snarl, hiss, crackle away with your teeth.


GravatarBush wants to speard more freedom and democracy through violence

Someone give this man a blow job please!!! Monica? Are you busy?


GravatarErinpDX

Kinda of stange when I think of it, the parents didn't give us kids any heartbur n about it. This was on base and we would hide from the AirPolice as it was after base curfew. We knew their routes so it was not a big deal. What we would end up doing is sitting between the courts just talking and taking it all it.


And swatting a billion Mansquito size skeeters as well.


GravatarWell I dont care who you think I am, it aint important.


Gravatar...taking it all in.

I meant.


GravatarHave them send a letter on their firms stationary to BA.

Another good idea. I don't have a lawyer, but maybe my bro does (he is a partner in a business)... I'll look into that too.


GravatarSnarl, hiss, crackle away with your teeth.

dith they have meds for this. See a shrink to get them.


Gravatar"Someone give this man a blow job please!!! Monica? Are you busy?
PoliShifter "

She thongs for the days to return to the Whitehouse.


GravatarErinPDX

I once made my son go to bed on a night when we were east of the mountains, alongside the Deschutes, and the adults went out in front of the cabin to smoke/drink...and saw the northern lights, one honeyed summer night. It has been over 20 yrs ago, and my son has still not forgiven me for not waking him up.

I have to confess that he is right.

SD


GravatarErinPDX: JP take your time!

All I got is time, these days. I'm putting it on my to-do for tomorrow.

And remember, you really really like Gibsons. Really!

Oh, I'm sure they make some really fine ones, even now... they just want more for them than my 1997 Mustang convertible is worth. The ones I've played that were under $1000 in the last 20 years were all uniformly bad, though.
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GravatarShe thongs for the days to return to the Whitehouse.

On her knees...


Gravatar
Why the fuck should anyone here care what a trool feels? You all might as well all be the same asshole. Fuck you.
The Old Man From Scene 24 | 05.28.06 - 1:13 am | #


Can't argue with that.


GravatarThe Old Man From Scene 24, in any case you should become their worst nightmare. Make their discomfort your hobby for awhile, till they either capitulate or you've got them pinned on a board with a latin name for them below.


GravatarIf that is deficient they should put an amplifier on the line to boost the signal strength.

That's what the tech said, or maybe water in the lines, or a short somewhere, or...


The online tests I've done show a packet loss of 4-30% at any given time, consistently.


GravatarOh, I'm sure they make some really fine ones, even now...

I'll take a 1959 birds eye maple sunburst Les Paul...


GravatarTOMFS24:
Make their discomfort your hobby for awhile

This seems like excellent advice.....and, actually, kinda fun!

SD


GravatarNormally I've found that talking to one of the top company officers is the fastest way to get relief from a dispute with a corporation.


GravatarMake their discomfort your hobby for awhile, till they either capitulate or you've got them pinned on a board with a latin name for them below.

That is now the plan


GravatarTorquemada Gonzales strikes again


GravatarThe Old Man From Scene 24: I'll take a 1959 birds eye maple sunburst Les Paul...

Going for over $100K, now, I hear.
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GravatarThat's what the tech said, or maybe water in the lines, or a short somewhere, or...

I know someone whose cable company claimed that their signal problems were due to squirrels running along the lines.


GravatarGoing for over $100K, now, I hear.

holy fucking shit!

A friend of mine used to run a small guitar store in the mid 80s, and he liked to buy and sell those things, they were (IIRC) 3-5K back then...


GravatarHave they checked the signal strength coming into your house/apt. ?

Do you have a splitter? If so, change it out. Also have them check for a faulty filter on the utility pole.


GravatarThe sagebrush folk, the swamp people, the cowboys (and girls), the
hash slingers, the grit dealers, the station attendents, the truckers,
the diner Dons, the floating waitresses, the roadside drifters, the
hardworkin' flag flyers, the mountain diggers, the Western desert
grifters, the hay sellers, the coal miners, the preachers and teachers of the Word, the ranchers and farmers, the river men (and women), the
dam builders, the interstate sojourners, the shotshell reloaders, thecartridge collecters, the shooting club cabals, the cornfield clans,
the barroom brawlers, the BBQ queens, the picinc kings, the trailer
park trappers, the swimming pool Romeos, the hunting lodge Juliets,
the poker jacks, the bric-a-bracs, the Caterpillar prophets, the clay
pigeon muppets, the little Miss Tuffits, the railroad men, the pickup
truck ramblers, the midnight gamblers, the mountain pass pilgrims, the
hard-armed lawmen, the good-hearted con-men, the welders, the melders,
the managers in the smelters, the sheetmetalers, the drywall stackers,
the over-time riverters, the pipe fitters, the country club dissers,
the back-alley pissers, the melon-head mashers, the grain-grippin'
gashers, the gospel trusting speculators, the parking lot Platos, the desieled-up Davids, the eighteen-wheeled Marys, the Sugarland Samsons - the unwashed masses, the peoples, the folks, the dirty dozens, the eternal cuzzins...too many of us libs...to many...can't beat the heartland.


GravatarI know someone whose cable company claimed that their signal problems were due to squirrels running along the lines.



This guy said squirrels might be "chewing" them, which might let water into the lines.

Which may be slightly more believable.


GravatarThe Old Man From Scene 24: A friend of mine used to run a small guitar store in the mid 80s, and he liked to buy and sell those things, they were (IIRC) 3-5K back then...

Not the good ones -- even then, they were routinely (at retail) going for $10K-25K, depending on condition.
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GravatarFuck off jack/dith/grandma


GravatarI think this is a bogus Rovian tactic:

Attorney General Gonzales Said He Would Quit in Raid Dispute...


GravatarDo you have a splitter? If so, change it out. Also have them check for a faulty filter on the utility pole.

Been there, done that.


GravatarI heard a recent spot on an NPR program, can't recall which, where I guy had just shelled out $125K for a '59 Les Paul. I couldn't believe people were paying that much for 'em.
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Gravatargrandma's own cooking

Fuck you, jack.


GravatarBeen there, done that.

How far away are you from the hub? All the time or certain times of day?


GravatarNot the good ones -- even then, they were routinely (at retail) going for $10K-25K, depending on condition.

Eh, could be what he was selling them for... I just recall it being more money than I could possibly imagine at the time.

He wasn't an ultra high end dealer or anything, but he definitely appreciated them as instruments no matter what the cost was (he was big fan of the vintage Les Paul junior's sound even though those were worth much less money at the time).


Gravatari am legion. it gives me satisfaction making you people less happy. that doesn't say much for me as a person, but if it helps, i don't like me much either.


Gravatarcan't beat the heartland.

This state voted out Judy Martz (the idiot republican governor) the last state election and will vote out Senator Conrad Burns (republican, corrupt) this next November. That is what the heart land will do.


GravatarFUCKING SQUIRRELS.


Gravatarso typical...clone zombie person....you...


GravatarThat is what the heart land will do.

My part of the "Heartland" has a Dem congress critter and a Dem Governor, neither of whom will face a serious challenge in November thanks to the in fighting between the two factions of the Republican ex-coalition.

Far may it spread.


GravatarHow far away are you from the hub? All the time or certain times of day?

Hub? Now you've lost me.

The connectivity or lack thereof seems to be random. This evening has been much better than usual.


Gravatarmaxine eats squirrels for breakfast.
the breakfast of champions.

red squirrels, she leaves them alone. good doggy.


GravatarWhat the heck is considered the Heartland anyway?


GravatarGreat, I made a special effort to water the lawn this evening.

Now it is raining.


GravatarGeez... the cheapest USA-made Hamer that Sam Ash sells? $2400+!

Maybe I'm undervaluing my Special FM (which is no longer made)...
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GravatarGeez... the cheapest USA-made Hamer that Sam Ash sells? $2400+!

Maybe I'm undervaluing my Special FM (which is no longer made)...
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Gravatar What the heck is considered the Heartland anyway?

If you are part of the backwash, these days its just Utah, Wyoming and Montana.


GravatarFlorida could go D for Governor, given the stink of Jeb! that is all over the place.


GravatarAndrew Sullivan is blogging at Time Magazine and Duncan Black is...still scurrying about in the shadows. Shame.


Gravatar What the heck is considered the Heartland anyway?

what Toby's pals might consider der Vaterland.


GravatarIt may snow tonight. I ran out for sandwich makings, since that's how my son's friends wanted to eat the pork roast I baked late tonight. When I went into the grocery store the temp gauge on the corner bank had 45F and when I came out it had dropped to 41F and that was in about 15 or 20 minutes. I thought the rain looked like it might be a little slushy.


GravatarHub? Now you've lost me.

The farther you are from the cable company (hub) the slower the signal Also, if every kid in the neighborhood is watching Sponge Bob at eight o'clock that slows your signal too. Usually connectivity problems are in the splitter. Try a dedicated connection to your puter just for grins. Been there, too.


GravatarWhat the heck is considered the Heartland anyway?
EkCenTriK


It's where Pres. Fredo has a net positive approval rating. There are currently only 3 states left in the Heartland:

Idaho, Utah and Wyoming.

http://www.surveyusa.com/ 50State...es060515Net.htm


Gravatar"Utah, Wyoming and Montana."

Correction that's
Utah, Wyoming, and Idaho, that still have at 50% or greater support for GWB.
Those states only have somewhere between 1.3 and 1.4% of the total US population


GravatarAndrew Sullivan is blogging at Time Magazine and Duncan Black is...still scurrying about in the shadows. Shame.

It's more of an an opportunity to show what an incredibly doltish ass he is.


Gravatar Andrew Sullivan is blowing dicks at Time Magazine and Marty Peretz is still bemoaning the one that got away, and whores are still scurrying about in the wingnut welfare positions, shilling their latest Toady Alert. Shame.


GravatarTwo old women were sitting on the front porch chatting when one turned to the other and asked, "Do you remember the Minuette." The other old woman replied, "Hell, I can't even remember the ones I f#@%ed."


GravatarHeartland is a state of mind libs. State. Of. Mind.


GravatarHeartland is a state of mind libs. State. Of. Mind

None of the rest of us drink water out of the Clark Fork river, so we'll miss out on the arsenic and lead you've been drinking to get such a mind.


GravatarUsually connectivity problems are in the splitter. Try a dedicated connection to your puter just for grins. Been there, too.

Thanks Freddy.

I've tried all that and more, which is why I threatened them with switching to DSL. Judging from their response I'm thinking something may get done soon.


GravatarYou don't know the Blackfoot river. I do.


GravatarUtah, Wyoming, and Idaho,

He's lost Montana?


Gravatar Heartland is a state of mind libs. State. Of. Mind.

Eugenics have important things to tell all the good Christians in der Vaterland, right? cuz the heartland looks best in snowflake colors of white white white?

fuck off, granny T. Bush's Amnesty Plan means it's all over for the likes of you.


GravatarHe's lost Montana?

Quite a while ago.


GravatarThose states only have somewhere between 1.3 and 1.4% of the total US population

But 6% of US Senators.


Gravatarwhen Montana goes Blue then Granny's drug benefits benefit. she's just too dense to get it.


GravatarYou don't know the Blackfoot river. I do.

Heard of the Montana vigilance committee that hung a sheriff in Virginia city in the 1800's? Or the early settlers in Gallitan county (185 or the early gold miners in Butte? That's family history for me. I think you must be one of the late comers.


GravatarNow come line up at granny's buffet: down home cookin', heartland values, muskrats in summer canals, fourth of july parades, slingshot confetti, antelope hunts, purple fields, jackrabbit stew, cloudless days, mangy rivers, starry vistas, cisterns of homemade wine, soggy bread, eggs of dawn, all that and and more and then some will save your lives libs.


Gravatarwhen Montana goes Blue then Granny's drug benefits benefit. she's just too dense to get it.

She doesn't like her meds, they make her feel all foggy.


GravatarI'm later than that but I've waded almost every mile of the Blackfoot.


GravatarShe doesn't like her meds, they make her feel all foggy.

har!


GravatarI think you must be one of the late comers.

I don't claim to speak for the troll, but my wife appreciates that.


Gravatarnewspapers do not and will never employ ``fact-checkers.'' that's up to the reporters and alert assignment editors and copy editors to deal with. and btw for all the conflationists, Jayson Blair and Stephen Glass are not equivalent to Judy Miller: The first two knew fully well they were writing fiction; Miller is a dangerous hack who doesn't know the difference.


GravatarAnd on eBay... there are no Special FMs available, but there IS one Special -- and dude wants an opening bid of $599... "Buy it Now" = $799!
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Gravatargranny's foggy, on or off her meds.

all a matter of degree.


GravatarSlowwwwwww dowwwwwwwwwwn willlllllll yaaaaa?
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GravatarSlowwwwwww dowwwwwwwwwwn willlllllll yaaaaa?

That's what she said!


GravatarWhaaaaaaat doooooooooes aaaaaaa yeeeeeeelllloooooow liiiiiiiight meeeeeeean?


GravatarI was a fact checker for a while. as an intern in LA. hard work, if you are willing to work the phones and know how to google.

no money in it, of course. hence our current predicament.


Gravatarhey, X-Men was pretty fucking boring, and I wonder how many more Marvel pics will feature Stan Lee cameos? he's getting on there.


Gravatardan rather is equivalent to jayson blair.


Gravatarjack is equivalent to dirt.


Gravatar"Slowwwwwww dowwwwwwwwwwn willlllllll yaaaaa?"


No.
http://www.milleroffy.com/ miller...22_reardrive.rm


Gravatardirt is equivalent to dirt


Gravatar"my wife appreciates that"

why?


GravatarEli: Whaaaaaaat doooooooooes aaaaaaa yeeeeeeelllloooooow liiiiiiiight meeeeeeean?

I'm sorry; we need your answer in the form of a question.
.


Gravatarstill scurrying about in the shadows. Shame.

Hmmmmm. You might want to adjust the colour on your monitor.


Gravatar"my wife appreciates that"

why?


It's a tantra thang.


GravatarThe President's West Point Commencement Speech on Cspan.


Gravatarhttp://www.milleroffy.com/ miller...22_reardrive.rm

real race car


GravatarIt's a tantra thang.

That's a worthwhile practice.


GravatarThe President's West Point Commencement Speech on Cspan.

Man, what a ratings coup! As if everyone hadn't already heard every platitude containing the words "freedom," "terror" and "9/11" ever uttered by this idiot three years ago.
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GravatarBush said there was a time when some wanted to simply wish away the communist threat.


Gravatarjack is stealing my name again.


GravatarV16 offy,

http://www.milleroffy.com/miller_v16.rm


GravatarBush says his Presidency is equivalent to the Truman Presidency.
Truman laid the groundwork for a long Cold War, and Bush is laying the groundwork for a long War on Terror.


GravatarI think I'll go home, pet Curly, encode an mp3, and find some more purty guitar photos in my archives. It's that or play poker for play money, and I'm just not into it, tonight.


GravatarBush says the War on Terror will end at a specific point in time, like the Cold War.


GravatarIt's been a long time since Bush laid anything, including the twins.

Maybe.


GravatarBush says The Terrorists threat is equivalent to the threat once posed by the Communists.


GravatarStop it dith, you scurrilous dog.


GravatarThis is insane footage.


On an August morning in 1978, French filmmaker Claude Lelouch mounted a gyro-stabilized camera to the bumper of a Ferrari 275 GTB and had a friend, a professional Formula 1 racer, drive him at breakneck speed through the heart of Paris. The film was limited for technical reasons to 10 minutes; the course was from Porte Dauphine, through the Louvre, to the Basilica of Sacre Coeur. No streets were closed, for Lelouch was unable to obtain a permit. The driver completed the course in about 9 minutes, reaching nearly 140 MPH in some stretches. The footage reveals him running real red lights, nearly hitting real pedestrians, and driving the wrong way up real one-way streets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2...h?v=2PCf- csOq4w


GravatarBush lays out two key principles to win the war
Offensive premptive war,
State Sovereignty will not be respected if the country harbors terrorists.


GravatarI once drove the wrong way down a major interstate highway.


Gravatarwell, hell, good night, dears.

Forswear jack et al. Love one another.


GravatarSee you all tomorrow.

Sweet dreams, etc.


GravatarI love posting late at night. During the day, I feel just plain and ordinary. But at night, I feel dark and mysterious.


Gravatar' Of course, plenty of disappointed and angry Democrats would like to know why Mr. Kerry did not defend himself so strenuously before the election. He had posted some military documents on his campaign's Web site and had allowed reporters to view his medical records but resisted open access to them as unnecessarily intrusive.

Mr. Kerry and his defenders say that they did not have the extensive archival material, and that it was too complicated to gather in the rapid pace of a campaign. He was caught off guard, he says; he had been prepared to defend his antiwar activism, but he did not believe that anyone would challenge the facts behind his military awards. "We should have put more money behind it," Mr. Kerry says now. "I take responsibility for it; it was my mistake. They spent something like $30 million, and we didn't. That's just a terrible imbalance when somebody's lying about you." '

Wanker of the year award has another conestant.


Gravatarjack wishes his girlfriend knew how to run this country, much less prosecute war profiteers.


Gravatarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2...v=2...h?v=2PCf- csOq4w
Doug,

well, THAT was sweet!


GravatarOnce again, Gary Trudeau demonstrates his undeniable hatred of America, and his despicable contempt for Our Troops!

/wingnut fucktard


Gravatarspaking of wankers, there's a comment off Ezra's link downstairs I'd like to share:

"These trools are right about Al Gore.

The Gore demand airlines reinforce cockpit doors to prevent terrorists gaining control of jet airliners was simply a case of overpresentation.

Now shut up while I read about "My Pet Goat." Oh, and help me change my britches, having shit myself silly and waited for handlers to tell me what to say."


Gravatarsorry...I was really going to shut it down, but the ferrari thing caught my eye.....

Anyway, sleep tight, sweet dreams, no bedbugs, etc.

Love to you all.

SD


GravatarThe test, dubbed "Divine Strike,"

I guess Pat Robertson came up with the name.
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Andy Divine was from Kingman, AZ. Maybe it's to honor his long and distinguished career..

Or it could be The Divine Miss M.

Or Divine...


GravatarBy the way, I've been posting from my California trip. Fairly decent pictures in a couple places, if anybody's interested...


Gravatargtg, getting numerous typos...

as for the baseball bat comments, many of them come with grips, even aluminum models...

nephew prefers one we have so fitted for his practice...

...practice bunting, push bunts, looking the ball all the way to the bat, trains the eyes for hitting.
Stay on the balls of your feet, watch where the ball is released it will tell you where it will end up. Being on the balls of your feet lets you transfer weight easier, so you can drive your weight on the follow through of the swing with leverage. Like a Tiger Woods driver, use you back hip to push through, staying balanced and in command of body weight. Back knee is low for leverage.


Most young hitters stay on their heels, get too upright, both things rob them of power. On the balls of your feet you have command of the weight and you maintain leverage. It's all force transfer. Hit through it and follow through, lots of batters stop when they draw contact, The big hit is through the ball on the other side of the contact point.


GravatarMr. M -

I wouldn't put the back knee low because that will lower your back shoulder.


Gravatarstart out lower, coming out of the stance, starting up higher makes the strike zone bigger

of all examples- Barry Bonds- lowers the back knee to stay under it

think of a spring, unless it's coiled at some point you're not going to get the use of that power


GravatarMr. M -

You may be correct but my Batting Bible was the series of articles Ted Williams wrote for Sports Illustrated in the '60s and as I recall, he recommended a straight up stance.


GravatarWhen people get straight up they tend to swing from their heels.

If you are that comparatively tall, then yeah you are big enough to locate the release of the pitch before it leaves the pitcher's hand and can get bat head around quick enough to stay upright.

Most aren't and starting in coiled position lets you drive through it, and makes a pitcher bear down to a smaller initial target.


GravatarI'm not watching any of the bobbleheads later this morning. What's the point? Need to stop by Wal-Mart and pick up a DVD of something I haven't seen. Maybe Jarhead. My reviews will be ready this evening.


Gravatar"This is not resolved! This is not resolved! This is not resolved!" —

"I face pressure. You face pressure. Why did you provoke me?"

Youtube video in English and Mandarin

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EsYRQkmVifg


Gravatar我 有 壓 力 ! 你 有 壓 力 !
"I have stress! You have stress!"


未 解 決 !
"Not resolved!"


GravatarAlso Ted Williams had had a long frame, he could stay upright and still reach the outsaide corner, his swing was much bigger than the plate's strike zone.
But he made you throw strikes, was selective with what he would hit so the result was better opportunities.

Also he got about five or six at bats a game.

These kids get minimum appearances on average, unless they're coaches sons. By reducing the area a pitcher has to get a stike called you increase the chances you'll get a hittable pitch.


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