I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Frist?
WHOOO HOO! TWO IN A ROW!!!!
In the top ten. Worth a parrot stamp.
Anyway, I was saying "Politzania" is a song for our time.
not late night in these parts ...
Dang - so close.
Agree with you on "Hope" Edwin.
why doesn't Boosh give speeches at a recruiting center?
It's been seven hours and fifteen days...
Echidne
have you gotten those toes out of your eyes?
It's been seven hours and fifteen days...
==
???????????
I am so drunk.
It's been seven hours and fifteen days...
==
???????????
mena
Sinead!
I'm sorry, I'm such a cryptic freak sometimes.
I should really eat something soon.
I am so drunk.
res ipsa loquitur
Several others have been saying something similar, as well!
Enjoy your buzz, sweetie!
I'm sober. Maybe I'll smoke a bowl, though.
Fresh-washed, 600-count long-staple Egyptian cotton sheets await my inattention
it's been fun, but i gotta run...
nightzies, batzies...
I'm very pleased to see that there are people here who know Klattu. Now for the rewal challenge. Is anyone going to watch the World Cup next weekend?
Echidne
have you gotten those toes out of your eyes?
Yes, but I figured out a second way to get them in. Lie on your back and then lift your legs so the feet come to the head and just stick the toes in.
why I cooked a chicken two hrs ago, haven't eaten yet.
I should really eat something soon.
==
Yes, you should. Your pants will fall off. And then where will you be?
Word.
Reweal? Apparently I'm not drunk enough.
I am so drunk.
res ipsa loquitur
enjoy the buzz.
I'm sober. Maybe I'll smoke a bowl, though.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
As your lawyer, my advice to you is to start smoking heavily.
I should really eat something soon.
I had a nice steak and half a bottle of cabernet.
GWPDA,
Goddamned simels did not show today.
Vicki - I'm all squeaky clean tonight too. Alcohol-wise, anyway. 
res,
As my lawyer, you just sealed the deal!
I'm going to watch the news, too, but I'll be back in about 15 - 20 (I avoid the sports like pesticide).
I should really eat something soon.
I had Indian food. It's raining hard and some hot spiced curry is just the ticket. Except that they gave me a mango lassi and I thought it was an ordinary sweet lassi. When you think you are going to taste one thing and it's something different, the reaction is very odd.
They're going to throw a nuclear bomb in a black hole?
What good will that do?
res, what are you drinking?
I have some brandy, but have not been drinking tonight.
GWPDA,
Goddamned simels did not show today.
res ipsa loquitur
I figured.
He will, eventually. That's the nice part about pressies. They get better the riper they get.
No worries, chere. All will be well.
Echidne
don't know why that struck me as so funny, still smiling.
Made a smashing batch of Rueben sandwiches for my tribe tonite. They lasted about 45 seconds.
GWPDA,
Goddamned simels did not show today.
res ipsa loquitur
Que?
.
ecoast ...
Two Tanqueray and tonics followed by half the bottle of wine my pal ordered at dinner.
And you?
I had this very tasty salad tonight: arugala, apples, buffalo ricotta, and some sort of lemon oil dressing. Nice!
I am so drunk.
res ipsa loquitur
Come sit by me.
.
But I do knoooooooow Man-dink-kaaaaaaaaa
Bud Light. Sorry to be so pedestrian.
I am so drunk.
res ipsa loquitur
six pack drunk, or 12 pack drunk?
man, i gotta quit drink'n so much.
I had this very tasty salad tonight: arugala, apples, buffalo ricotta, and some sort of lemon oil dressing. Nice!
Is buffalo ricotta made out of buffalo milk? Someone actually goes near enough to milk them?
Yes, you should. Your pants will fall off. And then where will you be?
mena |
Already did, chere, in Tar-zhay.... It's 105F tho - but maybe, maybe, some cranberry juice and soda, a bit of cheese....
I'll try, okay? I promise!
Ronnie Spector's new CD is called "Last Of The Rock Stars."
man, i gotta quit drink'n so much.
charley
==
GWPDA - wouldn't some lovely high-butterfat ice cream be tast about now?
They're going to throw a nuclear bomb in a black hole?
What good will that do?
It will completely destory space-time.
Is buffalo ricotta made out of buffalo milk?
Sure is. Mozerella is meant to made out of buffalo milk, too. But more often it's made of cows milk. Either way, it's good.
agave, I am here. Still quite buzzed.
Good lawn mower beer though that Bud. Enough courage to try the tricky turns but not stupid enough to put a hand under the cowl to dig out the neighbor kid's baseball.
As your lawyer, my advice to you is to start smoking heavily.
I thought you were pre-med?
Times Select is still FREE: Frank Rich.
GWPDA,
Goddamned simels did not show today.
res ipsa loquitur
Que?
.
agave, tired of Texas
Cela de n'importance, cher, ce n'est pas d'interest de vous. Quietez-vous, maintenant - l'affaires Simels c'est suffis de moi et aussi de res. Quietez-vous, je vous en prie. Eh? Bien.
As I am sure they are already planning, when the pukes start using the Canadian terror arrest to continue scaring Americans republican, hopefully someone will point out that they were caught the old fashoined way - actual police work.
Not bombing the shit out of an innocent country, and not snooping on millions.
I thought you were pre-med?
What's the difference?
It will completely destory space-time.
NTodd, Slower Hand Than Hitler
==
Will we all live forever?
Bud Light?
http://r_harrison.tripod.com/
Ago...at20060602f.jpg
Butter Pecan ice cream is heaven on earth. Anyone who says it aint so is itchin' for a fight.
Allo, all.
How are we doin?
Sure is. Mozerella is meant to made out of buffalo milk, too. But more often it's made of cows milk. Either way, it's good.
res ipsa loquitur
I do not believeve this. buffalo in europe?
I just listened to the Dixie Chicks CD "Taking the Long Way" which I recently pre-ordered. This is the first album of country music I have ever bought (I'm 64). I want to thank the red-necks of this country for inspiring me to do this. Their loss is the gain of everyone who appreciates these wonderful young women.
GWPDA - wouldn't some lovely high-butterfat ice cream be tasty about now?
mena
Yes. Yes, it would be. Shall I send Arthur to the store?
... Paul Wolfowitz told Congress that "a lot of the press are afraid to travel very much, so they sit in Baghdad and they publish rumors."
Upon being told that 34 journalists had been killed in the war up to that point, Mr. Wolfowitz apologized, but the strategy was never rescinded. ...
No apologies. No regrets.
I worked 6 hrs today, must work 4 more tomorrow. SHIT!!! (she whines)
res ipsa:
Did you not get my phone-mail
message?
Also, who's going to milk a buffalo?
Bjorn,a poor young country boy |
You're not going to hear any argument from ME!
edwin sneet - we share similar tastes in movies and ice cream.
GWPDA.
D'accord. Tu vois l'article en la journal d'aujourd'hui au sujet des haut-parleurs français au Maine ?
No apologies. No regrets.
masculine_monica_nyc
No conscience. No heart.
s-i-m-e-l-s!!!
I have not checked my phone messages.
Is buffalo ricotta made out of buffalo milk? Someone actually goes near enough to milk them?
just made in upstate NY.
Cela de n'importance, cher, ce n'est pas d'interest de vous. Quietez-vous, maintenant - l'affaires Simels c'est suffis de moi et aussi de res. Quietez-vous, je vous en prie. Eh? Bien.
GWPDA, BA, CPhil, PhD
Ala vey!
.
I want to thank the red-necks of this country for inspiring me to do this. Their loss is the gain of everyone who appreciates these wonderful young women.
Ray Becker
Butter Pecan ice cream is heaven on earth. Anyone who says it aint so is itchin' for a fight.
I'm itchin' for a fight. Butter pecan ice cream is too bland and nutty. Would have been improved by some addition of chocolate.
I just listened to the Dixie Chicks CD "Taking the Long Way" which I recently pre-ordered. This is the first album of country music I have ever bought (I'm 64).
I've bought a few country albums in my time (Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Patsy Cline), but the Chicks probably wouldn't have come into my radar screen 'cept for politics, and I've come to really like their music. I saw the video of "Not Ready to Make Nice" today, it was pretty good.
In my time, there were TeeVee channels that showed the videos all the time.
Butter pecan with buffalo milk.
I suppose I'll never catch back up. Did I miss anything particularly egregious?
I'm itchin' for a fight. Butter pecan ice cream is too bland and nutty. Would have been improved by some addition of chocolate.
I like cherry vanilla, peach, pistachio, rum raisin, and spumoni...
simels,
You can come over tomorrow between 11 AM and 4 PM! (But only 'cause you called me "baby" and "sweetheart" in that message.)
Also, who's going to milk a buffalo?
Greg Fokker
Would have been improved by some addition of chocolate.
==
*gasp*
What's the difference?
I love you.
Will we all live forever?
God, I hope not.
Also, who's going to milk a buffalo?
Who's going to bell the cat?
Butter pecan ice cream is too bland and nutty. Would have been improved by some addition of chocolate.
Echidne of the snakes
I have a suggestion!
Haagen Daaz CARAMEL CONE!
Mozerella is meant to made out of buffalo milk, too.
I am astonished to know that there are/were buffalo in Italy.....
I love you.
And I you, mon cher.
Also, who's going to milk a buffalo?
Who's going to bell the cat?
I nominate Eli for both chores.
cinnamon
I like cherry vanilla, peach, pistachio, rum raisin, and spumoni...
These are all acceptable if you can't find chocolate or mint-chocchip. But I'd have to dig out the raisins from the rum raisin ice-cream.
Butter pecan ice cream is delicately delicious. Subtle.
God, I hope not.
==
But prolonging the agony builds character!
okay I put the chicken up & retreived the ice cream & strawberries.
cinnamon, coffee and chocolate gelato, all in one bowl
Will we all live forever?
I don't want to live forever. I only want to live long enough to piss on GWB's grave.
Haagen Daaz CARAMEL CONE!
They are good.
These are all acceptable if you can't find chocolate or mint-chocchip. But I'd have to dig out the raisins from the rum raisin ice-cream.
I generally don't like chocolate or candy-bar ice cream flavors. Cookie dough is pretty much the only exception.
I can't freeking believe the Mavs won. They were down by as many as 18.
Butter pecan ice cream is delicately delicious. Subtle.
Sarah Deer
Also helps if you put melted butter and hot fudge on it, but don't tell your "cardiologist", smarmy little know-it-all condescending bastard.
cinnamon
Bjorn,a poor young country boy
Cilantro?
.
I once had some lavendar ice cream that was lovely.
D'accord. Tu vois l'article en la journal d'aujourd'hui au sujet des haut-parleurs français au Maine ?
res ipsa loquitur
Non, mais j'ai une grand nap....
Bjorn - if you mean the kind of cinnamon that's made with the little red candies, I love that stuff too. But you never see it.
But I'd have to dig out the raisins from the rum raisin ice-cream.
Echidne of the snakes |
No ! Beyond my wildest dreams....another person who eschews raisins...????
I find no use for them, other than - maybe - in oatmeal cookies.
I see no point at all in putting grapes through a process that dries them out to create raisons, then talking about "plump" raisins.
Jesus H Christ in a suppository, why "plump" something up you've just spent good time and money to dry out.....??
Being this drunk reminds me of this SNL skit: Bush "Twins Language.
"Do-ba you-ba think-ba Dad's-ba good-ba pres-i-dent-ba?"
baskin robbins' german chocalate cake.
I once had some lavendar ice cream that was lovely.
I've had this, too, I think. Also liquorice ice-cream which was nice. The garlic one was not.
I don't want to live forever. I only want to live long enough to piss on GWB's grave.
As long as that line's going to be, you may as well live forever.
Massimo Capuano, the chief executive of the Italian stock exchange, is to be offered a seat on the board of the new enlarged NYSE Euronext group as part of attempts to bring Borsa Italiana into the merger discussions over the next few days.
John Thain, the chief executive of NYSE Group, the owner of the New York Stock Exchange, and Jean-François Théodore, his counterpart at Euro-next, unveiled details of their agreed $20bn merger of equals on Friday.
This is getting interesting.
"Do-ba you-ba think-ba Dad's-ba good-ba pres-i-dent-ba?"
res ipsa loquitur
Jenna had the spins. I laughed out loud.
I once had some lavendar ice cream that was lovely.
Hecate
oooooh.....
I like cherry vanilla, peach, pistachio, rum raisin, and spumoni...
I don't like raisins. Raisins are merely roach bodies in disguise.
I bought pints of Haagen Daz chocolate and peaches and cream last night. (on a whim). I also have some blue bell home made vanilla and a quart of fresh strawberries.
Choices, choices.
No ! Beyond my wildest dreams....another person who eschews raisins...????
The shadowy and mysterious Codename V...
No ! Beyond my wildest dreams....another person who eschews raisins...????
We need to develop a secret handshake!
Apple pie ice cream:
fried apples, cinnimon, prebaked pie crust in with vanilla ice cream recipe in the ice cream maker.
Yum plus no chewing.
I once had some lavendar ice cream that was lovely.
it's wonderfully light, like green tea ice cream.
GWPDA ...
Il est ici.
No ! Beyond my wildest dreams....another person who eschews raisins...????
I hate them with a passion.
it's wonderfully light, like green tea ice cream.
I haven't had that in ages. Tasty!
Howdy, moonbats! I am not drunk, alas, but that sounds like a good cue to pour another glass of wine.
My sister is in from WA state. She has apparently decided I'm too boring or too decadent - or both - and is staying with our aunt for another day or so. Which is fine, 'cause I know my aunt appreciates the visit. And I get a chance to catch some sleep on my vacation.
She's probably right about my being boring - my big plans for tomorrow are buying a new lawnmower now that I have a shed to lock it up in. As for decadent, I probably shouldn't have told her about the one time I went skinny dipping. Or at least have lied about how much I enjoyed it.
"american buffalo" are really bison, and are different than the water buffalo of asia and europe.
DemByDefault ...
I think that was the last really funny skit SNL did.
simels,
You can come over tomorrow between 11 AM and 4 PM! (But only 'cause you
called me "baby" and "sweetheart" in that message.)
res ipsa loquitur | 06.03.06 - 11:16 pm | #
Okay...works for me!!!!
BTW...I meant to say kiddo and
hi guy!
Raisins are for prudes.
I wonder if there's rhubarb ice cream...
hopefully someone will point out that they were caught the old fashoined way - actual police work.
Not bombing the shit out of an innocent country, and not snooping on millions.
Bjorn,a poor young country boy
nope, that won't happen.
i think it would be useful to note from what i've heard so far this group was not affiliated with al qaeda, but they were inspired by them.
or looking at it the way i do, fuckwith threw gasoline on the fire.
No ! Beyond my wildest dreams....another person who eschews raisins...????
==
I hate them too, Sarah.
GWPDA
I hope all is well with you.
I made it to Utah and was going to drop by to visit with you for a few mins. but as it has been said, "all the plans of men and mice."
I did get some photos of some owls tho.
No ! Beyond my wildest dreams....another person who eschews raisins...????
I don't even like them in oatmeal cookies. But I can take 'em in cinnamon raisin toast.
At the much beloved Sugar Bowl, I have had a sundae made of caramel ice cream and fudge ice cream covered with both caramel and hot fudge sauce, real whipped cream and several cherries.
I have.
I remember.
Damn, I really should eat something soon, eh?
Actually, how can one prove that sun dried tomatoes are in fact dried in the sun and not in an oven or something?
I don't like raisins in cookies either.
Nasty little fucks.
"american buffalo" are really bison, and are different than the water buffalo of asia and europe.
There was this ice cream place in Bayamón Puerto Rico that use to make the yummiest ice cream out of all kinds of tropical fruit.
Guanabana was my fave.
Why is "Times Select" free today? Is it a fuck-up? Or are they going to not-admit the error of their ways and just let all the stuff be free again?
it's wonderfully light, like green tea ice cream.
watertiger
==
Oh yes. And ginger. With hunks of candied ginger. Mmmmmmmm
I don't like raisins in cookies either.
Nasty little fucks.
4legs was beaten up by raisins in grade school.
I did get some photos of some owls tho.
JohnJS
NEAT!!!!
How's Sweetie? How's Daughter? How's by You?
"american buffalo" are really bison, and are different than the water buffalo of asia and europe.
So what are buffalo springfeild?
Farging tags!
The MSM and the jackals of the press who are keeping this Haditha story alive will pay a heavy price with the American people. They don't like to see their servicemen run down this way. It's just one more opportunity for the far left Bush haters to jump on the bandwagon.
Except discerning Americans see right thru this and see it as nothing but a partisan opportunity by a bunch of far left radicals, ACLU types.
Speaking of some delicious things..
there is finally some plush up.
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...lion-
kitty.html
The Indian restaurant that I like serves a kind of ice cream dessert that tastes of cardamom. I forget what it's called; I think it starts w/ a "K". It's very nice after hot Indian food.
Marriage is sacred
Even for people like Newt Gingrich who have been married and divorced 3 times.
"Is anyone going to watch the World Cup next weekend?"
yeah man
can't wait
"american buffalo" are really bison, and are different than the water buffalo of asia and europe.
See now I didn't even know that. I only knew that buffalo milk mozerella is authentic mozerella. Thank the gods someone around here is sober.
As we type, Dan Bartlett is frantically assembling a DVD clip show of Dallas Mavs highlights for Chimpy to look at in the morning.
I haven't had that in ages. Tasty!
as mena points out, ginger ice cream is really nice, too. As is red bean.
I think that was the last really funny skit SNL did.
res ipsa loquitur
They need to cut the crap and just let Tina Fey be political in every sketch, and make Weekend UPdate a lot longer.
And I also don't like raisins, though I'm with WhiskeyIna on the cinnamon-raisin toast. Prolly a proustian thing. That was my mom's idea of a decadent treat.
btw i meant fuckwit, but fuckwit, fuckwith, "what's the difference?"
american buffalo are good eat'n.
4legs was beaten up by raisins in grade school.
I was forced to eat raisin soup as a dessert at school. I hated it.
soaring patriotic eagle | 06.03.06 - 11:26 pm | #
Oh for God's sake, blow it out your ass.
Apple pie ice cream:
fried apples, cinnimon, prebaked pie crust in with vanilla ice cream recipe in the ice cream maker.
Yum plus no chewing.
Bjorn,a poor young country boy
Banana pudding ice cream is pretty good, too.
I don't want to live forever.
That's what I was sayin' the other day. 'cept for the pissing on Bush part.
there is finally some plush up.
==
Look at that handsome fella.........!
Has anyone seen dave™®©? I have not seen him in a long time.
They need to cut the crap and just let Tina Fey be political in every sketch, and make Weekend UPdate a lot longer.
I think Tina Fey is leaving for her own sitcom.
I was forced to eat raisin soup as a dessert at school. I hated it.
I would have vomited on my teachers.
That's gross.
(but now you guys can see where I get my hatred of raisins- from my mom. )
there is finally some plush up.
so coy.
"american buffalo" are really bison, and are different than the water buffalo of asia and europe.
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
Also helps if you put melted butter and hot fudge on it, but don't tell your "cardiologist", smarmy little know-it-all condescending bastard.
DemByDefault
oh, jeeeezzz.....yummers.....
Marriage is sacred
Nah, it just fucking sucks major ass.
Has anyone seen dave™®©? I have not seen him in a long time.
He'll probably be around. But whatever happened to woot?
Dang, those Mohammedan bastards are getting closer.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/s...NStory/
National
I think Tina Fey is leaving for her own sitcom.
The Kenosha Kid
I have a bad feeling about that, even though I think she's great. She's always said she doesn't do skits b/c she doesn't think of herself as an actress.
Haagen Daz vanilla is pretty freaking good.
New Wolcott.
(Shocked that I can make links in this condition.)
The Indian restaurant that I like serves a kind of ice cream dessert that tastes of cardamom. I forget what it's called; I think it starts w/ a "K". It's very nice after hot Indian food.
Kulfee?
Oh for God's sake, blow it out your ass.
I'm of the opinion he just did...
Well, I thought I'd come up with a more comfortable way to spend hours online. Alas, my butt is falling asleep and my eyes are bleery. I best go.
Before I do, could I plead with you, Hecate, to send some positive energy my way? Turns out I'm still in consideration for the summer gig I'd like to play. The fella in charge wrote to say he'll decide by next Wednesday. I'm hopin' and lookin' for all the positive thoughts I can get... Thanks.
Kenosha!
Tina's sitcom did not get picked up by a network. They picked up another sitcom about the same subject.
As we type, Dan Bartlett is frantically assembling a DVD clip show of Dallas Mavs highlights for Chimpy to look at in the morning
I could really give a rats ass about basketball, and in fact, I have not watched it in years. Only reason I am watching it now, is the local aspect. Everyone loves a hometown winner.
If 43 comes out and says anything about this, I will just give up watching it.
so coy.
So sleepy!
raisin soup!??
WTF?
I wanna punch Mark Cuban in the face.
Don't know why.
I just wanna.
BTW:
The (partial) reason I'm going over to res
ipsa's place is because somebody
here...I have no idea who...sent
a package that I apparently will
love over to res's place. Because
they(?) didn't know my address
In any case, apparently it's huge...
like three by five. Possibly big
enough to take on the subway.
I haven't a clue what it might be,
and res ipsa won't tell me.
(Assuming she even knows, which
I'm not sure of).
GWPDA ...
Il est ici.
res ipsa loquitur
Merci bien, chere.
Sorry--there were cookies and cakes to bake, and chicken burritos to cook.
The acceptable place for raisons is in Chunky or Cadbury fruit & nut candy bars.
Butter pecan is one non-chocolate flavor I do like, along with pistachio and cherry vanilla. Sorry, not big on chocolate or mint chocolate chip ice cream, German chocolate or cookie dough.
One nearby ice cream place used to make one called chocolate covered cherry that was divine - chocolate ice cream with cherry halves and chunks of chocolate. Also made some of the best rocky road I've ever had.
Banana pudding ice cream is pretty good, too.
Oh yes, with the little chunks of nilla wafer.
whiskey
Will do. Good mojo heading your way.
fey's show was picked up
Banana pudding ice cream is pretty good, too.
Oh yes, with the little chunks of nilla wafer.
Oooh, reminds me of bananas foster. Very nice.
Banana pudding ice cream is pretty good, too.
Oh yes, with the little chunks of nilla wafer.
Oooh, reminds me of bananas foster. Very nice.
Mena, Butter pecan ice cream with caramel is a sinful combination that can only be exorcised by the Pope.
As for movies, I like a lot of different movies, I loved Citizen Kane. I also like "Being There" with Peter Sellars and Shirley MCClaine, "The Best of Times" with Robin Williams, "Paths of Glory" with Kirk Douglas and "A Clockwork Orange" by the same director.
I like silly movies too, the best being "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" as well as "Its a Mad, Mad,Mad,Mad,Mad, World".
My uncle was a proto-neocon in the sixties and he put ketchup on his spaghetti.
simels,
I do not know what it is.
It is definitely bus-a-ble, as it is not that heavy. Subway might be difficult, what with the turnstile.
my fav. ice cream is hagen daz rum raisin.
you can almost get drunk on that stuff.
but it's not light. about 400 calories per spoon full.
I wanna punch Mark Cuban in the face.
Don't know why.
I just wanna.
Mark Cuban Bizarro owner.
Anyone ever have Swenson's ice cream? (a west coast thing- they have stores too)
They used to have a flavor called Black Raspberry Cheesecake that was to die for.
Also a sundae called Hot Apple Pie. Delicious vanilla ice cream with hot apple topping, nuts and whipped cream.
Delicious.
I wanna punch Mark Cuban in the face.
Arrogance in this political climate is par for the norm.
edwin sneet ...
I don't know where you are, but there is a Kubrick retrospective goin on at the Museum of the MOving Image in LIC, NYC.
fey's show was picked up
Atrios
Alec Baldwin is going to play her boss.
Best 2 things that have happened to SNL in the last 15 years at least.
i know what is in steve's package.
Auntie GWPDA--I made extra burritos for you and Arthur. He won't mind that I left the green chiles out of his, neh?
fey's show was picked up
ARe you sure? A friend who is an agent with a client in the show told me the other day that it was not.
mena, 4LG, Whiskeyina....raisins=yucko.
Echidnes...raisin soup would have done me in. I managed to gag down prune whips, but...raisin soup....just the thought makes me retch.
somebody here...I have no idea who...sent a package that I apparently will love over to res's place.
Be sure it's not ticking... hehe
fey's show was picked up
Atrios
I'm eating left over pizza.
.
I wanna punch Mark Cuban in the face.
Don't know why.
I just wanna.
(((hugs HBK)))
Baskin Robbins peanut butter-chocolate!!!
When you think you are going to taste one thing and it's something different, the reaction is very odd.
Echidne of the snakes
My mom once left a big glass full of corn oil on the kitchen table (the bottle cracked, or something). I walked in from mowing the lawn and saw what I thought was a really nice glass of apple juice.
You know the rest.
Here's the real story on Haditha:
The Real Haditha
Haditha and Indian Country
home made peppermint ice cream.
fey's show was picked up
I never have any fucking idea what you kids are talking about.
Also a sundae called Hot Apple Pie. Delicious vanilla ice cream with hot apple topping, nuts and whipped cream.
Edie's has a seasonal apple pie flavor ice cream. Muy tasty.
OT : I sent John McCain an invective filled email when he tried to stick a knife in Obama a few weeks back....now I'm on the fucker's mailing list. Today I got a letter from "John" ('cause we're like pals, now) asking me to support his bold leadership in an environmental initiative. And some fraction of a percentage of my tax dollars is paying for that.
In my freezer right now I think I have some banana pudding and strawberry shortcake ice cream. Both by Bluebell.
Their egg nog and pumpkin flavors are pretty good, too.
Echidnes...raisin soup would have done me in
Imagine transparent glob. Like stuff you might cough up if you have pneumonia . And in it swim puffy raisins. And the whole room smells of raisins.
I started staying at home on Fridays which was the raisin soup day.
Lemon sorbet, the more tart, the better.
coffee ice cream rocks. especially with chocolate syrup.
Baskin Robbins peanut butter-chocolate!!!
Here's something delicious- a bowl of really good chocolate ice cream with a big spoonful of peanut butter.
Eat a little bit of peanut butter with each spoon of ice cream.
It is definitely bus-a-ble, as it is not that heavy. Subway might be difficult, what with the turnstile.
==
I for one am dying of curiosity.
edwin - good grief. Are you married, and what's your position on spaghetti westerns?
That guy Mark Cuban ... doesn't he own Landmarc Cinemas?
I never have any fucking idea what you kids are talking about.
Fey.
Thank you, Hecate.
Good night everyone.
Is this a new SNL (w/Lohan)?
In my freezer right now I think I have some banana pudding and strawberry shortcake ice cream. Both by Bluebell.
Bluebell rocks.
At Durant's Steakhouse, if you're very, very good, they will have banana pudding available.
It is beyond delicous. It is pure, clean and utterly ideal.
Sometimes I go to Durant's just to see whether they have any available. When they don't, I go away, sadly.
Goodnight everybody! Eat more food! The motto of the American Food Council.
And Simels? Shaddup!
.
I never have any fucking idea what you kids are talking about.
Thers
So clever, Huh?
.
I never have any fucking idea what you kids are talking about.
Fey.
Show.
res ipsa:
Have I told you what my guess is?
I think it's the monolith from
2001.
Their egg nog and pumpkin flavors are pretty good, too.
Eli | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 11:38 pm | #
Yum!!! (pumpkin!) I love Halloween, when the pumpkin ice creams start coming out.
I never have any fucking idea what you kids are talking about.
ICE CREAM!!!
Is this a new SNL (w/Lohan)?
No, I think the season already ended.
Damn. Two glasses of wine and I am whacked.
My steak was tasty though.
Sally, go get some plush.
Bluebell rocks.
fourlegsgood
I was in the store once and the Bluebell guy was stocking the freezer but didn't put out any banana pudding ice cream out. So I asked him why not and he said, "We can't make that all the time because it clogs up the mixers." I think he was just teasing me.
I think it's the monolith from
2001.
steve simels | 06.03.06 - 11:40 pm | #
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nah. it's one of those holes like bugs bunny used to have. you put it on the side of a cliff and a train comes out.
I think it's the monolith from
2001.
It's not that big.
And it's not ticking either, thank the gods.
The Woman Channel has a beauty pageant for married women
hosted by Alan Thicke.
Fine, don't tell me. Rotten kids...
Eat a little bit of peanut butter with each spoon of ice cream.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 11:39 pm | #
4Legs -- NOW you're talking! The problem with the peanut butter/chocolate mix is that when it's cold, the peanut butter gets hard, vs. the softness of the chocolate ice cream.
This is a solution!
Lizzy Bum has a farewell to the WH beat in the NYT. She really was battling on the frontlines
Laura Bush once excoriated me during an interview for something I had written in the last paragraph of a story that you needed a St. Bernard to find in the paper. Scott McClellan, the former press secretary, was after me every day for a week to get my editors to correct a factual error. The mild-mannered Mr. McClellan was acting like a terrier because one of his superiors was on his case.
More recently, Karl Rove, the president's top political adviser, got so mad about an article that he told me he was putting my e-mail address in his spam filter.
Fey.
That guy Mark Cuban ... doesn't he own Landmarc Cinemas?
From what I know of the man, he made his money, somehow, in Yahoo. Not sure what or how thought.
PLUSH!!!
How can you stand all that cuteness?
Fine, don't tell me. Rotten kids...
Thers
we're not sure if Tina Fey has left SNL for some doomed sitcom or not.
Fine, don't tell me. Rotten kids...
I told you.
Ice cream.
I started staying at home on Fridays which was the raisin soup day.
Echidne of the snakes
==
I would have gone delinquent. Bad mena.
Auntie GWPDA--I made extra burritos for you and Arthur. He won't mind that I left the green chiles out of his, neh?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Green chiles are excellent for doggies! It's onions that are trouble!
And it's not ticking either, thank the gods.
That's what she said.
Ooo! Dessert being discussed? How about just plain fresh strawberries and vanilla ice cream?
Ooo! Dessert being discussed? How about just plain fresh strawberries and vanilla ice cream?
Ice Cream Man is a cinematic masterpiece, BTW.
Clint Howard in a starring role!
How can you stand all that cuteness?
It is difficult, and yet I manage to handle the burden.
Laura Bush once excoriated me during an interview for something I had written in the last paragraph of a story that you needed a St. Bernard to find in the paper. Scott McClellan, the former press secretary, was after me every day for a week to get my editors to correct a factual error. The mild-mannered Mr. McClellan was acting like a terrier because one of his superiors was on his case.
Jeeze. With enemies like that, who needs to live?
There was an R.W. Apple ode to Bluebell ice cream in the NYT this week.
I never have any fucking idea what you kids are talking about.
ICE CREAM!!!
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 11:40 pm | #
THIS (ice cream) is one topic I do not have trouble talking about. I'm slow on the pickup on other subjects, but NOT ice cream!
I think it's the monolith from
2001.
It's not that big.
And it's not ticking either, thank the gods.
res ipsa loquitur | 06.03.06 - 11:42 pm | #
Well.
I'm still flummoxed.
Okay, tomorrow I'll find out.
4Legs -- NOW you're talking! The problem with the peanut butter/chocolate mix is that when it's cold, the peanut butter gets hard, vs. the softness of the chocolate ice cream.
This is a solution!
Sandy-LA 90034
Sillies. The solution is NUTELLA!!!!!
Ooo! Dessert being discussed? How about just plain fresh strawberries and vanilla ice cream?
Actually I have that. I bought some strawberries this afternoon.
When I finish my wine (and if I'm not too drunk) I'll have some.
Anyone else want some?
The mild-mannered Mr. McClellan was acting like a terrier because o
mild-mannered=functionally retarded. Ralph Wiggum with hemrhoids.
"well I get criticized by the right and the left, so i must be doing something right" [pompous, clueless chuckle]
For dessert tonight at work, I brought a small container of strawberry yogurt and some fresh strawberries.
Here's something delicious- a bowl of really good chocolate ice cream with a big spoonful of peanut butter.
The syrup at the bottom of a hot apple pie poured over vanilla bean ice cream.
Compared to Italian gelato, all other ice cream sucks. Except for homemade, but even it's not as good.
If you have to buy ice cream in the supermarket, Breyer's tastes most like the homemade stuff.
Today I got a letter from "John" ('cause we're like pals, now) asking me to support his bold leadership in an environmental initiative. And some fraction of a percentage of my tax dollars is paying for that.
DemByDefault
ah, me and tom feeney life long buds. fuck that asshole. hope i see him in prison. which is not out of the realm of possibility.
Cspan has a speech by Gloria Steinem.
Ooo! Dessert being discussed? How about just plain fresh strawberries and vanilla ice cream?
ellroon, Scarry pie rat | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 11:43 pm | #
How about fresh strawberries cut up over shortcake with vanilla ice cream on top?
Mark Cuban use to own Broadcast.com and sold it for lotsa money to Yahoo.
Don't know about the theatres.
Laura Bush once excoriated me during an interview for something I had written in the last paragraph of a story that you needed a St. Bernard to find in the paper.
What, that Bush's poll numbers were in the tank?
The syrup at the bottom of a hot apple pie poured over vanilla bean ice cream.
Hot rhubarb pie a la mode.
BTW:
Am I the only person who doesn't
know about the whole plushy/furry
sexual subculture?
Not a joke.....
Auntie--I have corrected the green chile faux pas.
MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH ON CSPAN.
My favorite ice cream flavor is black licorice. Unfortunately, it has become increasingly hard to find.
Am I the only person who doesn't
know about the whole plushy/furry
sexual subculture?
I learned all about it from CSI.
Something about "yiffing".
4Legs,
What a gorgeous, luscious picture of Mr. Plushy!!! He is especially glorious in that shot.
pineapple upside down cake!
.
GWPDA
Sweetie and all are doing great.
Can't say the same for me tho.
Totaled out my car and had to replace the trans on the motorhome.
I had to do a complete install on computer and lost your address.
Mine has changed also.
If you would send me a note at johnjsing at bellsouth dot net.
Auntie--I have corrected the green chile faux pas.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Cheese too?
'Enkew!
Lizzy Bum doesn't mention that she's leaving the WH beat for book leave -- presumably a book about Bush. Dontcha think she was pulling punches to protect access she'll need (Karen Huge, CondiLIEza) for the book?
Am I the only person who doesn't
know about the whole plushy/furry
sexual subculture?
No. I have no idea WTF? they are talking about, either.
ben and jerry's has a flavor that i bought by accident once and didn't think i would like, but it's really good. can't remember what it is called, but it is cinnamon ice cream with oatmeal cookie dough. i think it has little pieces of chocolate in it too.
Alas, I am in that quintessential Mid-western city of Cleveland, Ohio.
True story, not meant to gross people out. When my Dad was in the army there was this one American Indian guy in his outfit who had only come to know Ketchup after he was drafted. He put it on everything; steaks, potatoes, oatmeal, ice cream; everything.
On their way back to the States after the war on a big troopship he was putting ketchup on tapioca pudding when he suddenly pulled up short and said "it moved".
2,000 guys ran for the rail and nearly capsized the ship.
Hot rhubarb pie a la mode.
Eli | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 11:46 pm | #
ummmmmm. Hot rhubarb anything sounds good. It has such a peculiar tickle on the tongue.
Compared to Italian gelato, all other ice cream sucks. Except for homemade, but even it's not as good.
Jennifer
i hate to agree with this, since it costs like 4 dollars a cone on miami beach, and really it's different than ice cream, but you can't stop eating it.
Am I the only person who doesn't
know about the whole plushy/furry
sexual subculture?
I learned about it a few years ago when VF did a big article on it. Just goes to show that there is literally nothing that cannot be sexualized. But, hey, all acts of love and pleasure are rituals of the Goddess.
I'm still flummoxed.
That makes two of us.
How about fresh strawberries cut up over shortcake with vanilla ice cream on top?
Sandy-LA 90034
/drools
Ooo! Dessert being discussed? How about just plain fresh strawberries and vanilla ice cream?
==
I wish I could serve you all some of the local strawberries. They're only in season for about three weeks starting any day now. They're so good I won't eat any other kind any more - red all the way through and the juice runs down your hand like a peach.
ummmmmm. Hot rhubarb anything sounds good.
Especially if prepared by tigre or my stepmother.
Mark Cuban use to own Broadcast.com and sold it for lotsa money to Yahoo.
Ahh. Now I know a bit more. My knowledge of basketball doings is very limited. I don't follow it AT ALL. Except for now. Call me the bandwaggoneer.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Green chiles are excellent for doggies! It's onions that are trouble!
GWPDA, BA, CPhil, PhD
onions are only bad in the excess. Stub 's favorite food is a green pepper & onion omlett.
I was going to go to bed, but the whipoorwill just arrived, so no since trying.
Laura Bush once excoriated me during an interview for something I had written in the last paragraph of a story that you needed a St. Bernard to find in the paper.
If she didn't run you over with a car, don't sweat it.
Lizzy Bum doesn't mention that she's leaving the WH beat for book leave -- presumably a book about Bush. Dontcha think she was pulling punches to protect access she'll need (Karen Huge, CondiLIEza) for the book?
P O'Neill
good god. the book contract is the modern plain brown paper sack full of cash. Different intent, same effect.
On a brighter note, apparently Mary Matalin's new imprint (for Crown?) is losing it's bony nip'n'tucked ass on Mary Cheney's book....
In any event, Mark and Cliff, this is what the world is like now, get used to it. You're going to hear messages in Spanish, and discover that other countries aren't going to break out their nationalistic colors just because you arrive at the airport with your tourist fantasies intact. For conservatives, the cultural comfort zone is shrinking, and will probably continue shrinking until it's no bigger than a choke collar. It's probably only a matter of time before Krikorian attends a NASCAR race and complains that one of the concessionaires seemed kinda gay.
And by "choke collar," he means "cock ring."
Am I the only person who doesn't
know about the whole plushy/furry
sexual subculture?
Check out a video of a Flaming Lips live show.
Henrietta the Hound loves Indian food, by the way. She's sleeping on the floor next to me and she appears to have developed a round little belly from being given the leftovers.
Mark Cuban is proof that gays don't need additional rights.
res,
google "plushies".
whatever bangs your shutters.
Am I the only person who doesn't
know about the whole plushy/furry
sexual subculture?
No. I have no idea WTF? they are talking about, either.
res ipsa loquitur
or why
But, hey, all acts of love and pleasure are rituals of the Goddess.
Hecate, Grammar Fag | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 11:49 pm |
It sounds like the Goddess takes pleasure in our pleasures.
I do not believeve this. buffalo in europe
What we call in the USA a water buffalo -- more like an ox than what we normally think of as a buffalo, which is actually a bison and not really a buffalo at all. There are actually a lot of the ox-like buffalo in Italy. As for bison, there is actually a remnant herd of European bison in Poland.
Am I the only person who doesn't
know about the whole plushy/furry
sexual subculture?
Ok. You guys going to share or do I have to go google this thing?
The right hand side of my family makes this creemcheese dip that you dip strawberries in.
Talk about your sin city!
ZOE!
.
Especially if prepared by tigre or my stepmother.
thanks, Eli.
we're not sure if Tina Fey has left SNL for some doomed sitcom or not.
Who is Tina Fey?
Stop making people up to annoy me. it is rude.
Has anybody tried the Trader Joe's Greek -style yogurt? It's thick and creamy like sour cream and tastes weirdly wonderful with sweet things.
Am I the only person who doesn't
know about the whole plushy/furry
sexual subculture?
==
I have an idea because it bleed over into this very kid-oriented segment of the anime scene, which I see a lot of. That alone is enough to creep the crap out of me.
thanks, Eli.
You're quite welcome. Sadly, my memory is starting to become a little hazy, and may need refreshing...
Ok. You guys going to share or do I have to go google this thing?
ellroon,
Animal costumes. Think Disneyland.
And sex.
fey's show was picked up
Atrios
I'm eating left over pizza.
.
agave, tired of Texas
I've been to the zoo.
Bluebell has a delicious flavor called Pecan-Praline.
It's pretty outrageous.
Am I the only person who doesn't
know about the whole plushy/furry
sexual subculture?
No. I have no idea WTF? they are talking about, either.
res ipsa loquitur | 06.03.06 - 11:48 pm | #
Assuming I'm not being kidded...
No, I can't say it.
Because if it's bullshit, I'm the
biggest gullibe idiot ever.
Thanks to NTodd and the Underpants Gnomes, I no longer wear underpants. Hence my panties can't be sniffed!
Snort!
It sounds like the Goddess takes pleasure in our pleasures.
I think she does.
Omi Goodness.
fey's show was picked up
Atrios
I'm eating left over pizza.
.
agave, tired of Texas
I've been to the zoo.
NTodd, Slower Hand Than Hitler
I'm extremely exhausted.
What we call in the USA a water buffalo -- more like an ox than what we normally think of as a buffalo, which is actually a bison and not really a buffalo at all. There are actually a lot of the ox-like buffalo in Italy. As for bison, there is actually a remnant herd of European bison in Poland.
What's that I see, on the horizon?
I see an eagle -- and I see a bizon.
These things are America -- to meeeeeee....
google "plushies".
whatever bangs your shutters.
watertiger
Ah, hmmmm. well. Halloween takes on a whole new meaning with those parents who just love to take the neighborhood kids around trick or treating...dressed up as a fuzzy animal....
Animal costumes. Think Disneyland.
And sex.
Jay C.
The Cornerites went to Disneyland for a plushy-costume sex convention? What was K-LO? A sabre-toothed woodchuck?
[see Wolcott]
Just so you guys know, I do NOT have sex with Mr. Plushy.
good god. the book contract is the modern plain brown paper sack full of cash. Different intent, same effect.
To wit, Gerth and Van Natta's million-dollar deal for a book on the Clintoris to be released during the election season [tho, when *isn't* it an election season ...].
Because if it's bullshit, I'm the
biggest gullibe idiot ever.
steve simels | 06.03.06 - 11:54 pm | #
Oh. my. God. You mean it was just a joke on all of us?
I repeat:
Omi Goodness.
Terrie Cat on my lap.
Where's the Zoe?
.
Terrie Cat on my lap.
Where's the Zoe?
.
Trader Joe's Greek -style yogurt? I
I bet it would make good raita. Which I really, really love.
Just so you guys know, I do NOT have sex with Mr. Plushy.
Like we were concerned.
Swear to god, somebody I love and
respect was telling me about this
last night, and it suddenly dawned
on me it must be a huge practical
joke.
Must be.
Tatanka...
And stop making up this pretend store called "Trader Joe's."
That sort of nonsense disturbs my contemplation of the Ineffable.
Assuming I'm not being kidded...
No, I can't say it.
Because if it's bullshit, I'm the
biggest gullibe idiot ever.
No, it's for real.
People come to my website all the time, I suppose looking for that.
Instead, they get Mr. Plushy. And invective about Bush. Must be a shock.
As for bison, there is actually a remnant herd of European bison in Poland.
wild aurochs? I saw somewhere that they're experimenting with bringing back the aurochs through a combination of cloning and cross-breeding.
Cesar called them monstrous black bulls, fiercer than any bear or lion. So K-LO may be able to mate after all....
Sorry, I'll stop now.
Goddamnit!
Zogby said he has never seen numbers so bad.
What do we do when the repukes retain control of both houses in November?
Who is ready to take to the streets?
George Mcgovern now speaking at the Galbraith memorial service.
Cspan.
And stop making up this pretend store called "Trader Joe's."
That sort of nonsense disturbs my contemplation of the Ineffable.
Thers
I shop at this pretend store at least twice a month.
And stop making up this pretend store called "Trader Joe's."
That sort of nonsense disturbs my contemplation of the Ineffable.
There's no such thing as Bushmills, either. Or Ireland.
I bet it would make good raita. Which I really, really love.
Hecate, Grammar Fag | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 11:56 pm | #
Actually, the fellow ringing up my first order of it congratulated me and told me how to make the raita. It sounds good, but now I've forgetten what's in it and haven't tried it yet.
Garlic? Cucumber?
The Cornerites went to Disneyland for a plushy-costume sex convention? What was K-LO? A sabre-toothed woodchuck?
Whaddya mean "WAS"?
George Mcgovern destroyed the Deomcratic Party.
I shop at this pretend store at least twice a month.
*I've* never seen it.
That sort of nonsense disturbs my contemplation of the Ineffable.
Thers | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 11:57 pm | #
Poor Thers - no Trader Joe's near him, I guess!?
Wasn't "Ireland" the fictitious country that C.S. Lewis invented?
People come to my website all the time, I suppose looking for that.
Instead, they get Mr. Plushy. And invective about Bush. Must be a shock.
fourlegsgood
You get a bit of the college mascot subculture, eh? Dirty buggers.
People come to my website all the time, I suppose looking for that.
Instead, they get Mr. Plushy. And invective about Bush. Must be a shock.
fourlegsgood
Omg! That is just too funny! I hope they come away in appreciation of true Plushiness and with a violent anger of all things Bush.
John Kenneth Galbraith memorial service on Cspan.
Lizzy Bum doesn't mention that she's leaving the WH beat for book leave -- presumably a book about Bush. Dontcha think she was pulling punches to protect access she'll need (Karen Huge, CondiLIEza) for the book?
P O'Neill
i don't mind saying she's a freak'n whore.
make that times 3.
I only went to the Trader Joe's on 14th Street once.
I'd still rather have Wegman's.
Poor Thers - no Trader Joe's near him, I guess!?
Nor near me either.
So sad.
There is no such goddamn store as "Trader Joe's" or any person named "Fey."
I know semiotics! SEMIOTICS, YOU BASTARDS!!!!
What do we do when the repukes retain control of both houses in November?
we have Farhad Manjoo write a piece on how it was not in-fact a stolen election
If NTodd gets a handjob tonight and he isn't wearing panties, will anyone care?
Ellroon,
Tonight's dinner was mango chunks. After eating Just Chicken Caesar chunks.
To wit, Gerth and Van Natta's million-dollar deal for a book on the Clintori
Isn't Gerth the one who Drudge linked to twice a week during the Clinton years, about how the Chinese--the scary inscrutable yellow race--had secretly taken over our government?
Sadly, my memory is starting to become a little hazy, and may need refreshing...
contemplate a belated b'day prezzie.
My balls can type.
Wasn't "Ireland" the fictitious country that C.S. Lewis invented?
yeah, a magical land where they take your hat and pee in it.
contemplate a belated b'day prezzie.
Ooo...
Lemme know if you want any photos or CDs or viddies.
Poor Thers - no Trader Joe's near him, I guess!?
Nor near me either.
So sad.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 12:00 am | #
Yeah, but WE don't have the Bonnie Bluebell (?) ice creams, either.
McGovern...........
Sigh,
Goddamnit.
What could have been.
And to think I long for Nixon right about now.
George Mcgovern destroyed the Deomcratic Party.
Your mom destroyed my taste buds and testes.
If NTodd gets a handjob tonight and he isn't wearing panties, will anyone care?
I know at least one person who will. Name begins with 'n'.
yeah, a magical land where they take your hat and pee in it.
You know what, you can keep that hat. I think I'll buy a new one.
SEMIOTICS, YOU BASTARDS!!!!
U misppealded BASTIDs!
.
Ellroon,
Tonight's dinner was mango chunks. After eating Just Chicken Caesar chunks.
Sandy-LA 90034
Is this a Trader Joe's special? Fresh mango? Just Chicken? in a salad? frozen meat?
Semiotics aren't as good as full otics.
Lemme know if you want any photos or CDs or viddies.
it's called a "gift" for a reason, sweetie.
the whole plushy/furry
sexual subculture?
Not a joke. They threw their own Furry Ball at the last San Diego ComicCon. I don't want to know how the evening turned out.
And on another note:
The European bison are not aurochs, which were a species of wild cattle. The European bison in Poland is almost identical to the American bison. It survived because it was on a royal hunting preserve. No kidding. I think there are only a few hundred of them.
And to think I long for Nixon right about now.
angryspittle
Ack! It's like wishing for "no springs."
Isn't Gerth the one who Drudge linked to twice a week during the Clinton years, about how the Chinese--the scary inscrutable yellow race--had secretly taken over our government?
Yeah. He was also a big Whitewater whore and a player in the destruction of Wen Ho Lee's reputation.
Whoever this idiot is that portrays O'Reilly on SNL...
Fuck off.
Not even close.
Where's my shoes?
.
On Friday, President Bush sent the only remaining popular member of his White House team to address the UN General Meeting on HIV/AIDS. Just days after a UN study reported progress in slowing the spread of AIDS, a smiling First Lady Laura Bush demonstrated why her husband's United States may still be the biggest barrier to defeating the global scourge.
For the disturbing story, see:
"Laura Bush and the ABC's of AIDS."
it's called a "gift" for a reason, sweetie.
Aw. You haven't had your birthday yet this year, have you?
whatever bangs your shutters.
Indeed.
(WTF?)
/whispering: why is Thers yelling about semiotics?
Nobody has explained who the hell Tina Fey is.
It is all a Plot.
Is this a Trader Joe's special? Fresh mango? Just Chicken? in a salad? frozen meat?
ellroon, Scarry pie rat | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 12:02 am | #
Sorry. That WAS a bit cryptic. The mango chunks are frozen -- but taste just as good frozen -- like smooth sherbet bits. The Just Chicken comes in various flavors (barbecue, regular, Soy, etc.)
I had plain chicken. Then plain frozen chunks. Yum.
rode the guzzi over to woody's house today and had an interesting conversation about poker. conclusion: it is a peculiar form of communication based on disinformation. always interesting talking to woody. riding back i was thinking about it, and it is also based on wishful thinking. disinformation and wishful thinking as communication. it is exactly like american politics.
Where's my shoes?
On your head.
Can't be true.
It's a humongous parody of
the Monty Python bit about
guys dressing up in mouse
costumes.
Okay, I'm an idiot....
yeah, a magical land where they take your hat and pee in it.
==
THAT'S the gold at the end of the rainbow? I hate being an adult.
/whispering: why is Thers yelling about semiotics?
He's drunk. Fucking Mick PhDs. It's their way.
BULL SHIT!
Where's my shoes?
.
The American bison..
The American Bezonian.
Bezonian
(n.) A low fellow or scoundrel; a beggar.
From the Italian, bisognio, unruly soldier or new recruit.
Thers is wanker of the day for not knowing who Tina Fey is.
It's a humongous parody of
the Monty Python bit about
guys dressing up in mouse
costumes.
I like nibbling on cheese.
Oh dear. Avert your eyes, people - this is one of the worst SNL sketches ever.
Thers is yelling about semen?
Will someone please make him stop?
Wait.
You mean to tell me that there are some sickos having sex with cats?
I thought that was some shit The Rude Pundit made up.
/whispering: why is Thers yelling about semiotics?
He's drunk. Fucking Mick PhDs. It's their way.
NTodd,
Is he too drunk to make more babies?
http://r_harrison.tripod.com/
Ago...at20060525a.jpg
Thers is wanker of the day for not knowing who Tina Fey is.
Thers is Wanker of the Fucking Year! But not Wanker of the Fucking Century: that title belongs to Atrios.
. You haven't had your birthday yet this year, have you?
thankfully, I have a couple of months yet.
I had plain chicken. Then plain frozen chunks. Yum.
Sandy-LA 90034
Sounds delicious, I'll look for it next time I'm in.
THAT'S the gold at the end of the rainbow? I hate being an adult.
mena | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 12:05 am | #
You mean to tell me that there are some sickos having sex with cats?
I'm pretty sure Pasty and Santorum prefer dogs...
Nobody has explained who the hell Tina Fey is.
As I understand it -- and I have only the author's prereleased text to lead me -- she's a character who wears agave's shoes in the upcoming book about the candyass king to be written by a former WH'Ho.
Tina Fey = funny Greek-American chick with slashed face on SNL.
(WTF?)
(shrugs)
thankfully, I have a couple of months yet.
Good, good.
I have an idea.
Nobody has explained who the hell Tina Fey is.
Tina Fey is the object of much wanking at the Corner. Not that wanking. The other kind.
A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy says ok and the girl takes off all her clothes. The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he stacks the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldn’t because she didn’t have any clothes on. He replies, “Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!”
She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" The clerk replies, "I’m sorry, I think he's too far in."
Oh dear. Avert your eyes, people - this is one of the worst SNL sketches ever.
Have they dropped the cow yet?
Is he too drunk to make more babies?
Amazingly, despite being drunk AND impotent, Thers has just impregnated his lovely wife with #138.
I hate being an adult.
mena |
hasn't worked well for me either, and I put it off as long as I could....
Seriously...
my (literally) best and oldest
friend last night told me this
story about people dressing up
in squirel and cat costmes to
have sex. Scratching each other.
And I bought it.
I am such a moron.
"The histories of art, literature, and philosophy testify to the efficacies of strategies of the imposition of form through which consecrated works impose the terms of their own perception; and 'methods' like structural or semiological analysis, which purport to study structures independently of function, are no exception to this rule."
Motherfucker.
Is he too drunk to make more babies?
DemByDefault
I thought that's when most babies happen...
DRUNK TO BARTENDER : I was so drunk last night the I blew chunks.
BARTENDER: So what? That happens every night around here.
DRUNK: No, no, you dont get it, Chunks is NTodd's dog!
LASER CATS!!!!
Note the happy plushy creatures dancing on stage.
(YouTube)
So there is no Tina Fey.
Much as I suspected.
"The histories of art, literature, and philosophy testify to the efficacies of strategies of the imposition of form through which consecrated works impose the terms of their own perception; and 'methods' like structural or semiological analysis, which purport to study structures independently of function, are no exception to this rule."
"I’m sorry, I think he's too far in."
That's the punchline, right?
Tina Fey, the wikipedia bio...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Fey
She looks spectacular in the main photo included in the article.
Buenas noches.
"The histories of art, literature, and philosophy testify to the efficacies of strategies of the imposition of form through which consecrated works impose the terms of their own perception; and 'methods' like structural or semiological analysis, which purport to study structures independently of function, are no exception to this rule."
Yes, dear. That's sweet.
Thers is Wanker of the Fucking Year!
Good thing too, or I'd have at least 500 kids by now...
"The histories of art, literature, and philosophy testify to the efficacies of strategies of the imposition of form through which consecrated works impose the terms of their own perception; and 'methods' like structural or semiological analysis, which purport to study structures independently of function, are no exception to this rule."
Strange, I was just thinking about this...
Seriously...
my (literally) best and oldest
friend last night told me this
story about people dressing up
in squirel and cat costmes to
have sex. Scratching each other.
And I bought it.
I think it actually happens. And worse, there are some people who have sex with small stuffed animals.
Tina Fey, the wikipedia bio...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Fey
Oh.
Meh.
My wife is hotter and smarter.
Well, if we're posting plushy music videos...
I think it actually happens. And worse, there are some people who have sex with small stuffed animals.
fourlegsgood
I think there are people who have sex with anything, look at the republicans...
How many PHDs does it take to ....
fill in the blank.
Going to 'school' that long defines you as a nutcase.
Some of us really have to work for a living.
.
So there is no Tina Fey.
That is the intent of the thread, yes.
disinformation and wishful thinking as communication. it is exactly like american politics.
==
I know it gets more sophisticated than "chicken", but individually, they rarely seem to go much beyond that level.The subtleties of poker seems generous, but your probably right.
Okay, now that I've made a major
fool of myself...???
Going to bed.
You'll thank me in the AM.
Just how fucking bad does it have to be to long for Nixon?
Pretty fucking bad.
awful fucking bad.
nasty as fucking terrible.
My wife is hotter and smarter.
Before I say anything...Lout Codicil in effect?
Mark Cuban use to own Broadcast.com and sold it for lotsa money to Yahoo.
$9 billion. A good deal of it in Yahoo stock, which he sold the second he was legally allowed to (he had to hold the Yahoo stock for a couple of years, according to the terms of sale).
His new side deal is HDNet, a satellite HDTV network.
I've heard of plushies, but fortunately, I have not witnessed this phenomenon.
Mena, do you have mail?
So there is no Tina Fey.
That is the intent of the thread, yes.
masculine_monica_nyc
Can we declare that there is no Bush and there'd be this loud POOF in the White House?
How many PHDs does it take to ....
fill in the blank.
Going to 'school' that long defines you as a nutcase.
unless.;...you're a Republican, in which case (Gingrich, Armey, that froggy looking former Texas senator whose name escapes me and whose wife was on the board of Enron) it gives you a glossy sheen of invincibility on MTP
Nasty as Liddy Dole's cunt?
I've heard of plushies, but fortunately, I have not witnessed this phenomenon.
Sallyh,
Ah, so Joe and Josephine Bruin don't cruise your class?
Okay, now that I've made a major
fool of myself...???
==
Damn, I missed it.
Can we declare that there is no Bush and there'd be this loud POOF in the White House?
ellroon, Scarry pie rat
that's a Thurber story, isn't it? Too bad there are no (sober) literature PhD's around here to clue us in.
Seriously...
my (literally) best and oldest
friend last night told me this
story about people dressing up
in squirel and cat costmes to
have sex. Scratching each other.
It was a plot line twist to an early CSI episode. The Plushy murders.
How many PHDs does it take to ....
fill in the blank.
Going to 'school' that long defines you as a nutcase.
Some of us really have to work for a living.
Yeah, my PhD was handed to me free of charge, and I've never worked a real job or had real bills to pay.
Eddie Vedder: older, but still quite cute.
Before I say anything...Lout Codicil in effect?
Always...
For all the recent shit, I am still just the luckiest person ever...
Imagine transparent glob. Like stuff you might cough up if you have pneumonia . And in it swim puffy raisins. And the whole room smells of raisins.
oh jesus jesus jesus.......It's like eating someone's snot.........with (gags)...raisins!!!!!
Noe
.
Semiotics, or semiology, is the study of signs, both individually and grouped in sign systems. It includes the study of how meaning is made and understood. Semioticians also sometimes examine how organisms, no matter how big or small, make predictions about and adapt to their semiotic niche in the world (see Semiosis). Semiotics theorises at a general level about signs, while the study of the communication of information in living organisms is covered in biosemiotics.
Is this what Thers sweet talks his wife with to get their 137+ kids?
Amartya Sen now speaking at the John Kenneth Galbraith memorial service.
Cspan.
Are we still talking dessert? Because I just pulled a hot fudge cake from the oven.
Before I say anything...Lout Codicil in effect?
Always...
I'll, uh...just stand quietly over here in the corner, then.
Lemon sorbet, the more tart, the better.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
excellent antidote to raisins!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you, Madame!!!!!
Eddie Vedder: older, but still quite cute.
res ipsa loquitur
If I was Eddie Vedder
wouldja like me any better?
Am I the only one who never gets tired of that?
Yeah, my PhD was handed to me free of charge, and I've never worked a real job or had real bills to pay.
masculine_monica_nyc |
can you make coffee?
.
Are we still talking dessert? Because I just pulled a hot fudge cake from the oven.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 12:18 am | #
Even after mango chunks, I think I might have a little space for a small piece, please. (holds out plate)
My Mrs. is working on her PhD. Its a bitch through and through. Especially when I have to proof read her papers. Dull as hell to the layman but I have to catch the grammatical goofs.
And worse, there are some people who have sex with small stuffed animals.
fourlegsgood
And there are some people who have sex and get stuffed by large, live animals. I'm not making this up.
Hey, y'all. Got my penguin suit lubed up and everything!
Seriously...
my (literally) best and oldest
friend last night told me this
story about people dressing up
in squirel and cat costmes to
have sex. Scratching each other.
Pulling my leg.
I'm going to kill her.....
Eli - got it and answered you. Hope it goes through.
can you make coffee?
Sure, and I can drink it hot and black while telling you to go fuck yourself.
Yeah, my PhD was handed to me free of charge, and I've never worked a real job or had real bills to pay.
masculine_monica_nyc |
can you make coffee?
I'm gonna go to the coffee bar and taunt the PhDs...Hey guys, I here there's a tenure track opening at the University of....Psyche!!
I laughed my ass off even as Bart stuck a knife in my heart.
Hey, y'all. Got my penguin suit lubed up and everything!
Anonymous
So long as it's not one of those wicked homosexual penguins from the Central Park Zoo.
WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T EAT SQUIRRELS, DO I?
Sure, and I can drink it hot and black while telling you to go fuck yourself.
I want her in my gang. She's got skills. And a PhD.
Look! It's Tina Fey on the television!
Tina Fey is currently on NBC. For those who doubt her existence.
Goddammit! Ms. Bummer's goddam computer! fuckity fuck!
Look! It's Tina Fey on the television!
There's no such ting as television.
Are we still talking dessert? Because I just pulled a hot fudge cake from the oven.
==
It smells heavenly.
Is simels here? 'Cause if he is I'd add to his dislike of Sondheim by recalling the rhyming of "raisins" with "liasons". Ugh.
Pulling my leg.
I'm going to kill her.....
steve simels
Oh, no they really are out there.
See: "Furries"
Baghdad Morgue Reports 1398 dead bodies for month of May
How many PHDs does it take to ....
fill in the blank.
Going to 'school' that long defines you as a nutcase.
Would not deny it.
But then, I've helped over a thousand people by now learn how to use English well enough so their resumes don't get tossed in the garbage straight off. Ran into three former students tonight alone -- all employed. All were friendly -- one thanked me. I was humbled.
Of course I "only" teach at a community college.
Sure, and I can drink it hot and black while telling you to go fuck yourself.
==
You asked for that, agave.
Going to 'school' that long defines you as a nutcase.
Some of us really have to work for a living.
Going to graduate school for me was a full time job. Between scholarships, research and teaching assistantships, I was pulling in as much $27,000 as a PhD student. That was back in the late 1980's. Thank god for the National Research Council of Canada.
Eli - got it and answered you. Hope it goes through.
Okay, I've given it another try.
Kenosha!
There's no such ting as television.
NTodd, Slower Hand Than Hitler
Hmmm, the mask is slipping a bit, NTodd, you've suddenly got an accent.. or maybe it's hard to hear you because of the large furry suit you're wearing?
Of course I "only" teach at a community college.
In the world of academia, that doesn't rank as high as someone who used to teach a freshman english class at the University of Denver.
Of course I "only" teach at a community college.
Which proves Radical Intentionalism is the Wave of the Future and will help win the War on Terror and the Irish.
There are some very strange people out there, simels. Never forget that.
Exhibit A: slash fanfic
eddie vedder
freddie edder...
i just hate the bastard 'cause he's a handsome rock star, and he has all his hair.
really, it's not the lyrics, it's those fuck'n eyes, they say i fuck'n know, and i am pissed.
That was me in the penguin suit. Wait. No it wasn't. It was Thers, all along! I'm insolent, dammit! Wait, that's inncoent. Ah, sheeyit.
There is *another* bananaphone flash video, by the way...
Of course I "only" teach at a community college.
You're "only" a sweaty lunk, too.
And yet somehow you are loved and admired by many on and off this blog.
How is that, I wonder?
Res Ipsa Loquitur: FIERY DRUNK!
I was pulling in as much $27,000 as a PhD student. That was back in the late 1980's. Thank god for the National Research Council of Canada.
Richard |
You made my eyes bug out, and then I read "Canada". land of civilization. and poutine.
As part of Torture Awareness Month, here is my post on the roots of the American torture policy.
You're "only" a sweaty lunk, too.
I thought the "sweaty lunk" was Atrios?
Of course I "only" teach at a community college.
I forget, does that make you an elitist and not a real hardworking american, or does that make you a fake scholar to be sneared at by a paste-eater who attended a lecture program for two summers?
Exhibit A: slash fanfic
JR
Or even meta-slash fanfic.
Not safe for family viewing, but an oldie & goodie.
I'm inchoate. Fuckit. Whatevah.
Slower Hand Than Hitler
Der Fuehrer never played der "Crossroads"
Res Ipsa Loquitur: FIERY DRUNK!
The Kenosha Kid
==
No Flirting!
Sure, and I can drink it hot and black while telling you to go fuck yourself.
masculine_monica_nyc
True story.
3 Phds, My bosses;
They took forever trying to make a pot of coffee. They argued about it.
I was just fucking funny to us lesser mortals.
And fuck you too!
I was not attacking you.
Bitch!
.
"Education kills by degrees."
You're "only" a sweaty lunk, too.
I thought the "sweaty lunk" was Atrios?
Yes. Thers is a "drunken lout". Geesh.
Is there any truth to the rumor that the lump and chimp are getting divorced?
Is there any truth to the rumor that the lump and chimp are getting divorced?
It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Of course I "only" teach at a community college.
Thers
Community Colleges are tremendous, excellent education, cheap enough to experiment and try subjects you're considering without the pressure of the four year program.
Slower Hand Than Hitler
Franz Liebkind: Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!
"Education kills by degrees."
Farmer John
And ignorance does the job in one fell swoop!
win the War on Terror and the Irish.
this is an oxymoron, or a canard, or semiotics, or something.
like i would fuck'n know. i've had 13 beers...
Got my penguin suit lubed up and everything!
Anonymous
Glad to be of service.
Is there any truth to the rumor that the lump and chimp are getting divorced?
Who else would put up with either of them?
Der Fuehrer never played der "Crossroads"
But he could rock on White Room.
Bitch!
You win. I'm leaving.
I wouldn't care to speculate on a divorce, but my! Lump's clitoris is tangy this evening!
Now do you believe it's actually me?
Community Colleges are tremendous, excellent education, cheap enough to experiment and try subjects you're considering without the pressure of the four year program.
==
I loved community college for just this reason, and there was excellent instruction there. I don't know how cheap it is everywhere though. It seems ridculous to me in this state, but we have some weird funding mechanisms.
Oh yes, and Jonah Goldberg just put "hot fudge cake" in his pantaloons!
Best political cartoon of the year according to me.
Is there any truth to the rumor that the lump and chimp are getting divorced?
It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Eli
Xan left a post at the end of the last thread about Pickles doing a solo and "private" visit to Mesa Verde Nat'l Park. Seems to me she just did a solo, private visit to Olympic Penninsula (?) Natl Park...
The girls must be shoeshopping with "Aunt" Condi....
eddie vedder
freddie edder...
i just hate the bastard 'cause he's a handsome rock star, and he has all his hair.
really, it's not the lyrics, it's those fuck'n eyes, they say i fuck'n know, and i am pissed.
charley
I wouldn't kick Eddie out of bed.
Just sayin'!
"Sweaty Lunk" -- "Drunken Lout" -- What's the difference?
The point is ... he's "only" loved and admired far and wide.
ha ha A comment I read at HuffPost:
Isn't it funny, 2 people who look so much like Turtles can produce someone who looks so much like a Chimp?
By: shrubya on June 01, 2006 at 12:43pm
Flag: [abusive] [best of]
The girls must be shoeshopping with "Aunt" Condi....
Anonymous
Or there's some "boys on the side".....
I guess I don't lurk often enough..."the lump"? "pickles"?
Got my penguin suit lubed up and everything!
Is that ice cream?
I need to go forage for more alchohol.
"Sweaty Lunk" -- "Drunken Lout" -- What's the difference?
I'd provide my exegesis on the subject, but I'm too tired. The difference is left as an exercise to the reader while I go sleep off tonight's drunky.
Peace out, motherfuckers.
I guess I don't lurk often enough..."the lump"? "pickles"?
Sandy-LA 90034
I don't know where "Pickles" comes from (beyond The Penis Van Lesbian Show), but it cracks me up....
I guess I don't lurk often enough..."the lump"? "pickles"?
Sandy-LA 90034
laura, or as i like to call her, the dial tone.
The faculty at community colleges often has many PhDs and people educated at 'elite' universities who bring wonderful ideas to the classroom. Often better education than 4 year schools.
For the disturbing story, see:
"Laura Bush and the ABC's of AIDS."
AvengingAngel |
ODL is a FUCKING CUNT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Gelatto, awkshually.
Thanks, y'all. I thought it might be the Mrs. but wasn't totally sure.
I wonder how much we would have to pay SNL to Never. Run. A. Debbie. Downer. Sketch. Ever. Again.
Bitch!
You win. I'm leaving.
masculine_monica_nyc
That was wrong.
Sorry
.
Hitler... In A White Room... Paint It Black
I think if there is any truth to Laura's troubles with George, she'd have put the twins somewhere out of the way while she goes through the throwing crockery, threats, moving out to hotel phase.
what would these threads be without drunken, belligerent posters?
Laura's Bush.
I wonder how much we would have to pay SNL to Never. Run. A. Debbie. Downer. Sketch. Ever. Again.
Wah Waaaaaah.
Time for me to either drink more or sleep.
I vote for the latter.
Good night, Liberal Elitists (and Drunken Louts).
Hitler... In A White Room... Paint It Black
George Gobel
The old coot from Hollywood Squares? What did he have to do with Hitler?
DRUNK TO BARTENDER : I was so drunk last night the I blew chunks.
BARTENDER: So what? That happens every night around here.
DRUNK: No, no, you dont get it, Chunks is NTodd's dog!
edwin sneet
Thanks!
I just fell out of my fucking chair!
I think if there is any truth to Laura's troubles with George, she'd have put the twins somewhere out of the way while she goes through the throwing crockery, threats, moving out to hotel phase.
ellroon, Scarry pie rat | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 12:38 am | #
It'd be nice if the media would go sniffing their panties for a change.
Community Colleges....
No academic standards=huge debt loads with nothing to show for it.
They exploit the poor and blacks.
Some of the big city community colleges are exceptions.
I wouldn't kick Eddie out of bed.
Just sayin'!
Terry C, Politikal Girl
after neil young and bob dylan, eddie is my hero.
truth be told i probably like him the best. he's like neil and bob with a taste of morrison.
So I hear res ipsa's drunk.
Damned shame, and in front of the kids too.
I think if there is any truth to Laura's troubles with George, she'd have put the twins somewhere out of the way while she goes through the throwing crockery, threats, moving out to hotel phase.
ellroon, Scarry pie rat
Do the twins live in the White House?
Okay Eli. I got it and it is in fact awful and will haunt my dreams tonight. Thanks!
Hitler, in a white room with black cutains...
and a Lump.
It'd be nice if the media would go sniffing their panties for a change.
Sandy-LA 90034
Do they wear any?
I don't know where "Pickles" comes from (beyond The Penis Van Lesbian Show), but it cracks me up....
DemByDefault
I THINK Pickles is Preznit Dumbfuck's name for his Stepford unit.
Wait... are you saying the recent attack on me and my wife was... INCONSISTENT?
She works at an Ivy League university -- recently hired there. She is of course thus a very horrible elitist but also not Intellectually Accomplished.
I'm neither drunk, nor belligerent. In fact, I', full of love and happiness for my fellow people! Now, would you you like me to shove a big rock candy cudgel up yer wazoo?
he's like neil and bob with a taste of morrison.
charley
And better looking!
Do they wear any?
ellroon, Scarry pie rat | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 12:41 am | #
I wonder how we could start rumors about them instead of the Clinton's for a change?
Wait... are you saying the recent attack on me and my wife was... INCONSISTENT?
She works at an Ivy League university -- recently hired there. She is of course thus a very horrible elitist but also not Intellectually Accomplished.
Thers
Hmmmm. This is a conundrum.
jack | 06.04.06 - 12:39 am
Speaking of a lump.............
shit, curtains!
Or do I mean oxymoron?
Thers - you do know what happens when you wrestle pigs, don't you?
I suppose jack thinks he is funny for trying to bait me. I think that he is just sad. I pity him.
he's like neil and bob
How odd that that used to be the collective code nname for Ken Mehlman and Scott McClellan.
Do they wear any?
ellroon, Scarry pie rat | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 12:41 am | #
I wonder how we could start rumors about them instead of the Clintons for a change?
Sandy-LA 90034
I wish they'd leave Bill and Hill alone.
I'm no fan of Hillary's, but her sex life is none of my business.....or anyone else's!
he's like neil and bob
How odd that that used to be the collective code nname for Ken Mehlman and Scott McClellan.
driftglass
huh? Eddie Vedder was Scotties SS codename? Kenny? wow.
Was it here that it was suggested the idiotic piece about Hillary and Bill was to soften the blow over the about to break story of Laura and George?
Okay Eli. I got it and it is in fact awful and will haunt my dreams tonight. Thanks!
Mwahahahaha... Be sure to check out the other flash video.
I wish they'd leave Bill and Hill alone.
I'm no fan of Hillary's, but her sex life is none of my business.....or anyone else's!
Terry C,
tho' it is comical to watch them defend their panty-sniffing as "serious news", they never seem to pay any price for it.
I wish I were drunk. Not so much for beligerent.
I thought I saw somewhere that the Lump was now residing solo at the Mayflower hotel in DC until the chimp dries out.
How odd that that used to be the collective code nname for Ken Mehlman and Scott McClellan.
driftglass
(Johnny Carson-esque golf swing)
"jack | 06.04.06 - 12:39 am
Speaking of a lump.............
Terry C, Politikal Girl"
Modern surgery can remove many things including lumps such as that. Not harmful but pretty dreadful looking isn't it?
Was it here that it was suggested the idiotic piece about Hillary and Bill was to soften the blow over the about to break story of Laura and George?
ellroon, Scarry pie rat | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 12:45 am | #
Ooooo...good one, Ellroon! This is a good rumor to start.
(Johnny Carson-esque golf swing)
Jay C
Okay, neil and bob. I'm a little slow, and a little buzzed, if not belligerent.
Another member of the Grateful Dead gone.
http://www.comcast.net/music/
ind...tn_gratefuldead
Actually, when I was in high school, we had this really bizarre mountain critter kid who never took a bath and was always doing stuff to cause trouble. Anyway, our school had a theater for plays and stuff. He went in there with some of his buddies and had to take a dump, which he did, on the stage. And he wiped his ass on the curtain. Nas fucking tee. But true. He probably works in the Bush administration somewhere, now.
I've never been drunk in my life.
Another member of the Grateful Dead gone.
http://www.comcast.net/music/ ind...tn_gratefuldead
Terry C, Politikal Girl | 06.04.06 - 12:47 am | #
you call that news?
Thers - you do know what happens when you wrestle pigs, don't you?
mena
You both get muddy
And the pig enjoys it.
Old Irish Proverb
I've never been drunk in my life.
jack
We know, in vino veritas and all, Douchey Magee.
"But true. He probably works in the Bush administration somewhere, now."
What, you didn't recognize Wolfawhatizt?
I've never been drunk in my life.
jack
We know, in vino veritas and all, Douchey Magee.
Ooooo...good one, Ellroon! This is a good rumor to start.
Sandy-LA 90034
More like conjecture, but I wasn't the one to think of it.
I think no one would be surprised that being married to a dry-drunk ego-bloated hotline to God asshole would make anyone go batshit crazy.
you call that news?
Anonymous
No, I didn't.
Is that a law against posting entertainment-related stuff here?
Because I was not aware of it!
fresh sheets.
There is *another* bananaphone flash video, by the way...
Eli
ah, another bananaphoneaholic i see...
it's no baloney; it ain't a pony...
truly, one of those little ditties you can't shake.
the rhyming of "raisins" with "liasons". Ugh.
sidhra
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo....!!!!!!!!!!
and the misspell......aaaiieeeeeeeeee...
I think no one would be surprised that being married to a dry-drunk ego-bloated hotline to God asshole would make anyone go batshit crazy.
ellroon, Scarry pie rat
No wonder Lump chain-smokes.
If I had to put up with him, I would be smoking crack!
ah, another bananaphoneaholic i see...
it's no baloney; it ain't a pony...
truly, one of those little ditties you can't shake.
I was listening to it pretty much continuously last night and this afternoon...
vm,
Because I was not aware of it!
Terry C, Politikal Girl | 06.04.06 - 12:50 am | #
You're never aware of much. No date tonight btw?
truly, one of those little ditties you can't shake.
linda
I love it!
Der Fuehrer never played der "Crossroads"
But he could rock on White Room.
NTodd, Slower Hand Than Hitler
Because I was not aware of it!
Terry C, Politikal Girl | 06.04.06 - 12:50 am | #
You're never aware of much. No date tonight btw?
Cedric the Entertainer
Asks the dickless wonder!
Best political cartoon of the year according to me.
The Kenosha Kid
...wow....
You're never aware of much. No date tonight btw?
Cedric the Entertainer
You have to excuse Ted.
It really bothers him that no woman would want anything to do with him under any circumstances.
Asks the dickless wonder!
Terry C, Politikal Girl | 06.04.06 - 12:54 am | #
Fat, obnoxious and middle aged. No date another saturday.
Shocking.
Ftatateeta's Toast and Iced Hot Chocolate at Serendipity in N.Y.C.
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