I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

No argument there.


hes always a solid choice for WOTD.


GravatarThrid.


GravatarGod Atrios you are so coasting. Goldberg a wanker? Tell us something we don't know.


GravatarOh, it's a "fair point" and he says he wasn't dishonest at all because he pointed to the transcript. Okay.


GravatarAnd why should this day be any different?


GravatarBitch, bitch, bitch. Atrios shouldn't have a good time, Atrios is SOOOOOOOOOO Coasting, yadda yadda yadda.


Gravatar God Atrios you are so coasting.

Atrios is clearly hungover. And that makes him MY Wanker of the Day.


GravatarI knew Atrios back when he was cool. Man.


GravatarDON'T MOCK YADDAS, PLANTSMAN!


GravatarInteresting.

Now the rabid munchkins have another excuse to go after Murtha: he wants to be the Speaker of the House in January.

Buwahahahaha!
/Muntz


GravatarI gotta take a picture of Wanker's Corner Store and Saloon one of theses days.


GravatarIt's all about the shirts, now. I remember when it was all about the Yes lyrics. *sigh*
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GravatarHe should be *sponsoring* this spot--i.e., The Jonah Goldberg Wanker of the Day.


GravatarI wasted about 10 seconds defending MoDo yesterday and her latest column makes that a big regret. Pretty obnoxious. (Her take on the Kos Convention up at JurassicPork's site)


GravatarDidn't Jonah enlist? Or is he still a pussy?


GravatarPantload doesn't see the problem with this part of his counter-argument

I guess that right wing New York Times is part of the problem, too.

Heh Indeedy.


GravatarI think MoDo qualifies as Wankeress of the Day.


GravatarHi y'all!

Just popping in!

Off to a grad party in a couple...


Gravatar"Lose one, on to the heart of the Sunrise!"


Gravatar I wasted about 10 seconds defending MoDo yesterday and her latest column makes that a big regret.

I'm surprised she didn't critique Markos' shirt.


GravatarWho's the been the most frequently named wanker?

-- Sully?
-- Jonah?
-- Ernest T. Bass?
-- Brooks?
-- O'Reilly?


GravatarPantload also explained that he's more valuable on the home front

. But I've always thought the political arguments over the war are a better place for my attention, because ultimately our troops can't lose so long as the political will is there for them to win.


GravatarHere's the Dowd piece:

http://tinyurl.com/q7noe


GravatarHey, NTodd,

congrats on hitting your mark yesterday!


GravatarI've always thought the political arguments over the war are a better place for my attention, because ultimately our troops can't lose so long as the political will is there for them to win.

He lost me at "thought".


GravatarGod Atrios you are so coasting. Goldberg a wanker? Tell us something we don't know.
M31

People are saying he's really hungover from drinking martinis out of MoDo's shoes all night, and lost fifty thousand dollars playing baccarat and chemin de fer with Janeane Garofolo. So he's gonna start a cover charge to get into the comments section.

Jonah Goldberg=NYT. I saw it coming.


GravatarMoDo wasn't so snotty and snarky as AdNags. He shoulda stayed home, he was so above the whole thing.


GravatarSo what is he suggesting, that Jonah is still breastfeeding?
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GravatarI do love the snootiness of the mainstream press and bloggers.

It is essentially the snearing they have for rest of the uppity human race.


GravatarI'm surprised she didn't critique Markos' shirt.
NTodd, The Spoiler


I'm done with her. She stands for nothing!


Gravatar"We can not win this"

or

"We can not win this militarily."

Yes, Jonah. They mean exactly the same damn thing. And including a link so that your readers, who are to fucking lazy to think for themselves, could not click on it absolves you of all responsibility.

Fuck. At least be honest and say that you are not being fair to the commenter when you take his comment out of context or truncate the quote to alter its message. Fucking WATB.


GravatarSo, blogger ethics panel at 2:20pm ET? Finish by three, wouldya? It's Argentina-Côte d'Ivoire...


Gravatarcongrats on hitting your mark yesterday!

Couldn't have done it without your help, sistah! 'specially since That Wanker Atrios refused to sponsor NToddathon. Hell, even THE GENERAL did.

I'm beginning to suspect that Atrios is not 110% heterosexual.


Gravatarecause ultimately our troops can't lose so long as the political will is there for them to win.

what's the German word for this that's been buzzing around the internets? that it's our fault for pointing out this was a mistake to begin with?


GravatarAt least be honest and say that you are not being fair to the commenter when you take his comment out of context or truncate the quote to alter its message.

I suspect it wasn't deliberate. Pantload probably got it emailed to him in that form, and used it.

He is the laziest fucker on planet earth. Sloths do more work than him.


GravatarDid y'all see Patriot's smackdown of Coulter? Sublime.


Gravatarhe's really hungover from drinking martinis out of MoDo's shoes all night, and lost fifty thousand dollars playing baccarat and chemin de fer with Janeane Garofolo.

Wanker better have passed Janeane my note this time.


GravatarSunday at 11:30 a.m. the battle that all Republicans will want to watch...

Iran vs. Mexico.

What will Lou Dobbs do?


GravatarNot 110% heterosexual? That has possibilities.


GravatarHe is the laziest fucker on planet earth. Sloths do more work than him.
pseudonymous in nc

Remember when he asked his readers for research on the "book" he's been "writing" for about three years now?


GravatarPantload, you couldn't fit in Murtha's jockstrap or wear the ribbons that he earned in Vietnam in your hair.


GravatarHe is the laziest fucker on planet earth. Sloths do more work than him.
pseudonymous in nc


That's what comes from breastfeeding after thirty.
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Gravatarwhat's the German word for this that's been buzzing around the internets?

Scheißkopf?

Nah, it's Dolchstoßlegende.


GravatarPantload, you couldn't fit in Murtha's jockstrap or wear the ribbons that he earned in Vietnam in your hair.

Well said.


GravatarNTodd is the wanker of the day for stealing my post about the NJ cat.


GravatarLess Trinadad, more Tobago!


Gravatarwhat's the German word for this that's been buzzing around the internets? that it's our fault for pointing out this was a mistake to begin with?
DemByDefault - 1:06 pm


Dolchstoßlegende, vielleicht?


GravatarJaneane Garofolo.

I thought the injunction included posting her name on Eschaton.
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Gravatar"wear the ribbons that he earned in Vietnam in your hair.
Lime Rickey"

could that picture be photoshopped? I'd frame it.

"That's what comes from breastfeeding after thirty.
.
Al Swearengen"

That is as funny as it is disgusting to imagine


Gravatar NTodd is the wanker of the day for stealing my post about the NJ cat.

You just can't keep up with The NTodd.


GravatarNTodd is the wanker of the day for stealing my post about the NJ cat.

I suggested you repost it at the top of the thread.


GravatarDolchstoßlegende, vielleicht?
Little Brøther

genau. Myth of the backstabbing?

sorry, I didn't know about the injunction. Is that realted to NTodd's restraining order?


GravatarCatty MoDo. Catty.

I got the feeling she knows she's late to the party, but it's everyone else's fault but hers.
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GravatarJust told black socks guy he made the front page of NYT. He's . . .um, flattered.


GravatarIs that realted to NTodd's restraining order?

I think we're okay if she's in Vegas. I only need to maintain a distance of 500' or 5 routers.


Gravatar Just told black socks guy he made the front page of NYT. He's . . .um, flattered.
Donna Marie


Tell him I need to know what he wants for Father's Day.


Gravatar
That is as funny as it is disgusting to imagine - DemByDefault


The animal husbandry term is "too long at the teat," which seems apropos of Jonah, spawn of Lucianne.
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GravatarThat is as funny as it is disgusting to imagine

no kidding--imagining a seminude lucianne goldberg--now i cant eat lunch.


GravatarMoDo's media consultant didn't cover the part where talking while constantly trying to conceal one's teeth makes the viewers concentrate on speculation about just how much spinach can one person eat, rather than what one is saying.
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GravatarThe animal husbandry term is "too long at the teat," which seems apropos of Jonah, spawn of Lucianne.

As well as Chimpy, spawn of Bar.


Gravatarhas MoDo got Jewel-teeth?


GravatarImagine Lucianne and that massive thong from
Big Momma's House 2.


GravatarTurtle Joe Has Got To Go.


GravatarThe animal husbandry term is "too long at the teat," which seems apropos of Jonah, spawn of Lucianne.

As well as Chimpy, spawn of Bar.
plantsman

Just when you thought the most disgusting image you could form in your head was the thirty year old pantload suckling on Lucianne's sagging left breast, comes this. Thank you, plantsman.


GravatarThe animal husbandry term is "too long at the teat," which seems apropos of Jonah, spawn of Lucianne.

As well as Chimpy, spawn of Bar.
plantsman, lowercase


Chimpy's problem was that he wasn't there long enough.

Child-bearing and raising takes SO much time away from the country club, you know!


GravatarThank you, plantsman.

You're so welcome - at least I shared.


GravatarA new Star vehicle for Paris Hilton: "Bar in Midland."


Gravatar Pantload, you couldn't fit in Murtha's jockstrap or wear the ribbons that he earned in Vietnam in your hair.
Lime Rickey | 06.10.06 - 1:07 pm | #


Yeah, well, does Murtha have a purple-heart chin bandage? I didn't think so!


GravatarAs well as Chimpy, spawn of Bar.
plantsman, lowercase


That's not very nice. Now I have a picture of Lucianne and Barbara kibitzing over tea and cookies while the young George and Jonah suckle hungerly at the two exposed breasts.
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GravatarWonder when the Swift-Boaters will go after Murtha? Or are they too skeert?


GravatarI'm sure Bar had wet nurses.

Couldn't have her beautiful mind distracted by a rug rat hanging off her teat.


GravatarI'm sure Bar had wet nurses.

Mexican? Maybe that explains George's facile understanding of Spanish.
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GravatarSunday at 11:30 a.m. the battle that all Republicans will want to watch...

Iran vs. Mexico.

What will Lou Dobbs do?
Attaturk


Wingers don't watch soccer/football.

Too many rules to understand.


GravatarIran vs. Mexico.

What will Lou Dobbs do?
Attaturk


An enigma wrapped inside a connundrum?


GravatarDon't forget to write the motherfucking coward at:

JonahNRO@aol.com

Don't bother being polite. In fact, put your worst in the "subject" line of the email - that way, he will DEFINITELY see it.


GravatarMurtha would probably be a great House Majority Leader.


GravatarIt's all about the shirts, now. I remember when it was all about the Yes lyrics.

Apropos of Goldberg:

"If we reason with destiny, gonna lose our touch
Don't kill the whale"


GravatarMurtha stabbed all the troop and America in the back he is working for the liberal fifth column.


GravatarThe media is firmly in the left-liberal column and needs to be smacked down by patriots. Write letters.


GravatarShouldn't there be some kind of rule that after you've won Wanker of the Day a certain number of times, your URL is retired and you receive the rank of Wanker Emeritus?


GravatarThe media is firmly in the left-liberal column and needs to be smacked down by patriots. Write letters. - Soaring Patriotic Eagle

Yet another example of a man-boy too long at the teat.

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GravatarThink about the fact that the story wasn't reported until the day after the killing. Yet, they still need to alter the story 3 days later.

"On Thursday, the U.S. military said al-Zarqawi was killed outright when two 500-pound bombs were dropped on his hideout."

then

"BAGHDAD, Iraq - U.S. officials have altered their account of the death of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, saying he was alive and partly conscious after bombs destroyed his hideout, and an Iraqi man raised fresh questions about the events surrounding the end of Iraq’s most-wanted militant."

This feels like a distracted Karl and his faithful propaganda machine making shit up badly.


GravatarBy the way 2 500 pound bombs pack a deadly punch.


Gravatar“Well, what we had found, as with anything, first reports are not always fully accurate as we continue the debriefings. But we were not aware yesterday that, in fact, Zarqawi was alive when U.S. forces arrived on the site,” Caldwell said.

This is too strange.


GravatarGoldberg needs a wedgie.


GravatarWhy don't you just make him "Wanker of the Year"? There are not enough days in the year to make him "Wanker of the Day". Moreover, he has a lot of competition.


GravatarPastetacular.


GravatarMurtha is still right on. The first thing that occurrred to me is that we did not need to be there for that to happen. Irquis got a tip, Iraquis pursued with our air support that could have been 'over the horizon'. This just demostrates Murtha's approach as being the best we have right now.


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