I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
First!?!
Royal? then no gain.
Sigh.
Come home, Atrios. You left the oven on!
segundo?
Dim's angry anti-beauty cant conceal their joke of hurt, their laughter of nowhere, poisoning the shifting well of the soul.
Come home, Atrios. You left the oven on!
That's the Sylvia Plath Gitmo model, correct?
Does the official troll taxonomy recognize the existence of the Magnetic Poetry Troll?
Atrios has gone over to the other side.
Did you get to schmooze with Arianna H. at a dimly lit bar over Martinis?
I'm trying to remember if Atrios said he hoped there was a sequel to EschaCon...
Atrios has gone over to the otter side?
The fact that Amb. Wilson virtually pledged his wife's attendance next year should virtually guarantee a repeat.
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06/09/06 "Information Clearing House" -- -- They got him -- the big, bad, beheading berserker in Iraq. But, something's gone unreported in all the glee over getting Zarqawi … who invited him into Iraq in the first place?
http://
www.informationclearingho...rticle13555.htm
Did you get to schmooze with Arianna H. at a dimly lit bar over Martinis?
I'll bet he and Mrs A convinced her to try out a menage-a-trois...
Dad just wants to go back and gamble and watch topless showgirls.
It hardly seems fair that I have to work this weekend instead of attending a conference where one of the workshops is: Hex and the City: Texts for Occult Performance in Late Capitalism.
Atrios has gone over to the otter side?
Has otter been around lately? Did he ever land a job in Geneva or whatever?
I'm trying to remember if Atrios said he hoped there was a sequel to EschaCon...
I distinctly heard him say, "fuck this shit, I hope they never have one of these in my hometown again so I have an excuse to blow it off." I swear.
Isn't the SQL in Chicago around the end of the summer?
He just liked it 'cause it was in Vegas and there were slots and roulette and stuff. He still loves -us- best.
Right?
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I just read the first chapter of (m)Ann Coulters newest piece of dung, via a link at Rude Pundit.
Wow. It's a rare experience to read such a distatsteful, disjointed and diorganized diatribe against a basically mythical group of people.
It really reminded me of Nazi sponsered anti-semitic writings from the 30's I read in college, it's that awful.
Anyhow. I was listening to Randi Rhodes and she made an off hand comment about how her book sales are pushed by bulk purchases that are donated to colleges (or something). Any truth to that statement?
Erik
Aw, let the troll practice for creative writing class. He's gotta swing a C average in the summer term at community college or his mom is gonna make him move out of the basement.
Does the official troll taxonomy recognize the existence of the Magnetic Poetry Troll?
Eli
Do not diss refrigerator magnet poetry. That's hot stuff.
you play the black, and up comes the red.
Tolerating bigots isn't sane or liberal. It's suicidal.
CSpan killed the broadcast, it was the perfect week for it- outside of World CUp(not a highly rated American viewership) there really wasn't anything else going on to compete for viewers, so CSpan cans the event.
Must have been reaching too many people for their taste...
Guuuuys, whyfor you leave me blathering on any empty thread? I took a bath last night.
Atrios has gone over to the other side.
NTodd, The Spoiler
If you'd turned down your mojo so a man could think coherently, then it wouldn't have happened, now would it?
Do not diss refrigerator magnet poetry. That's hot stuff.
I think some of mine is rather good, but I wouldn't try to pass any of it off as a comment...
you play the black, and up comes the red.
the white will keep them both down, but green trumps everyone.
jeffco
it was a relatively obscure 50s pulp reference. nobody gets my jokes anymore.
Did he ever land a job in Geneva or whatever?
Geneva? I thought he was moving to Spain and eating all the jambon before it could be shipped to the U.S.
I'm sure that Atrios loves us best. We're much more fun than kossacks and we have much better fashion sense.
Only a dim would play with magnets.
I've been telling you, Anne Coulter is a brilliant performance artist gone 'off reservation' due to excessive drug use. She's only in it for the money. A lumpy gravy on permanent acid trip.
I'm trying to remember if Atrios said he hoped there was a sequel to EschaCon...
*kicks at the dirt*
We're just the ijits with the lampshades on our heads.
I've never been to Vegas, or yKos (the latter must really come as a shock!).
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We're just the ijits with the lampshades on our heads.
I think that's just me.
I distinctly heard him say, "fuck this shit, I hope they never have one of these in my hometown again so I have an excuse to blow it off." I swear.
NTodd, The Spoiler
I had it on digital video until my hard drive crashed. Honest.
Hecate, didja see the Hermes sheet, one flight down? Pretty!
Off to make dinner for the crew. Be good.
nobody gets my jokes anymore.
That never stops the rest of us.
Guuuuys, whyfor you leave me blathering on any empty thread? I took a bath last night.
There was an announcement of owls and turtles. Did you not get the memo?
nobody gets my jokes anymore.
That never stops the rest of us.
What are these "jokes"?
Atrios is going to come back all Kossified -- next thing you know we'll all have identity numbers, like we were at the penitentiary.
Hopefully the sequel will be throwin' the Pukes out in November, followed by act III in February, The Impeachment.
I think some of mine is rather good, but I wouldn't try to pass any of it off as a comment...
Eli
Comment? Well, perhaps not. More of a mirror, really.
Do not diss refrigerator magnet poetry. That's hot stuff.
So the other week some of the women in my circle told me what they really love about me: that I keep the poetry books in the kitchen. Who knew? It was mainly because I ran out of room on the Stickely bookshelves the January that I was organizing all my books.
We're just the ijits with the lampshades on our heads. -watertiger
You really know how to light up a room.
Atrios is going to come back all Kossified -- next thing you know we'll all have identity numbers, like we were at the penitentiary.
The comment rating system would be a real timesaver for me.
I wouldn't have to comment at all.
Atrios is going to come back all Kossified
He's going to start nesting the comments.
next thing you know we'll all have identity numbers, like we were at the penitentiary.
I've already had my ID tattooed to my arm like a barcode.
I, for one, will welcome our new Kossack overlords.
GWPDA,
I did! Thank you for posting it!!!
Anyhow. I was listening to Randi Rhodes and she made an off hand comment about how her book sales are pushed by bulk purchases that are donated to colleges (or something). Any truth to that statement?
Erik
Erik
Scialfe(sp?) the scumbag buys Tranny Annie's books in bulk.
He's going to start nesting the comments.
watertiger
No flirting...and
No BLOGWHORING!
Aiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Next year, Eschacon III!
And I'll attend too. Maybe Arthur.
Missed the signal, Pantless One. Does that mean I stripped of my Secret Agent Badge and Decoder Ring?
Did someone say something about missing a memo?
I've been telling you, Anne Coulter is a brilliant performance artist gone 'off reservation' due to excessive drug use. She's only in it for the money. A lumpy gravy on permanent acid trip.
Bad Art
She's on something.
Missed the signal, Pantless One. Does that mean I stripped of my Secret Agent Badge and Decoder Ring?
Not if you read the damned memo.
Eli,
There is now bonus critter blogging for you and the mysterious, shadowy V.
Apropos of nothing in particular, I'm cited SIX times in this guy's doctoral dissertation. Who knew I'd be famous at this late point in my otherwise entirely wasted life?
Did someone say something about missing a memo?
Condi
Yeah, it was about the new coversheets for your PDBs...
What am I doing the weekend?
Sitting around with all the windows open to get the stink of a dead mouse out my tiny apartment.
There'd been a bad smell in the kitchen area for a few days, and Friday night, I started to move appliances.
OF BLOODY COURSE, it wasn't under the electric stove. That's the EASY ONE to move!
I wrestle the damn fridge out of it's alcove. JEEBUS! How the HELL can something that small smell SO FRIGGING HORRIBLE? The fungi growing on it didn't help the esthetics of the situation any.
After mucho retching and other events (details redacted for YOUR CONVENIENCE) I got the thing bagged and out of the apartment.
I threw some bleach on the floor and shoved the fridge back in place.
The smell is still there, but MUCH reduced.
As for the corpse of the mouse, I mailed it to Ann Coulter.
(I made up that last part.)
Apropos of nothing in particular, I'm cited SIX times in this guy's doctoral dissertation. Who knew I'd be famous at this late point in my otherwise entirely wasted life?
What, were you the control subject in a drug experiment?
Did Ms. Nix ever get that bulk daggar mistake cleared up with the NYT Best Seller's List, re: Greenwald's book?
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As for the corpse of the mouse, I mailed it to Ann Coulter.
(I made up that last part.)
So who'd you really mail it to?
No flirting...and
No BLOGWHORING!
Hush your mouf!
There is now bonus critter blogging for you and the mysterious, shadowy V.
Aww...
I'm cited SIX times in this guy's doctoral dissertation
With a name like Figureone it was bound to happen.
I heard on the radio yesterday that the net neutrality amendment was defeated. Haven't seen it reported anywhere else. Has anyone else heard of this?
Chris Tucker,
I am sorry; that's terrible. Baking soda is your friend.
'Randi Rhodes and she made an off hand comment about how her book sales are pushed by bulk purchases that are donated to colleges (or something). Any truth to that statement?
Erik'
abnormal psych.
I'm cited SIX times in this guy's doctoral dissertation
I was cited six times in the police report.
Nothing smells quite like dead mouse.
Except Ann Coulter.
Next year, Eschacon III!
And I'll attend too. Maybe Arthur.
GWPDA, BA, CPhil, PhD
Funny story about Las Vegas, NM.
I, my two daughters, and my Japanese daughter were moving from the Los Angeles area to near D.C. We had been driving for a couple of days when I pointed to the sign that said "Las Vegas," knowing that it was Las Vegas, NM.
I turned around and said, "Oh my God, we've been going the wrong way all day. We're almost in Las Vegas." You should have seen the horrified looks on their faces.
Well, it was funny to me.
floridasally: I heard on the radio yesterday that the net neutrality amendment was defeated. Haven't seen it reported anywhere else. Has anyone else heard of this?
In da House, yep.
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I heard on the radio yesterday that the net neutrality amendment was defeated. Haven't seen it reported anywhere else. Has anyone else heard of this?
Yes, the Markey amendment was defeated, and the COPE bill was passed as is.
Attaturk--only six? You're losing your touch.
watertiger,
Did you see the "Dress a Day" post at my blog? See homepage if you missed it. I thought of you when I saw it. It's become addictive.
Chris Tucker, if mice are finding their way into your home, check this out, the
"catch all" trap. I've had one for years, and find when living the country, with fields all around me, this is the one that works.
http://www.biconet.com/traps/ket...s/
ketchAll.html
No BLOGWHORING!
If someone has something worth reading, I want to know about it.
Well, it was funny to me.
Is the therapy helping them at all?
Act III will be nasty retribution by the rethugs. I've determined that they're going to be violent.
Buy gold and guns, people.
Now if Atrios starts flip-flopping in his posts, and gets him a side-kick to insist he isn't a flip-flopper, *that's* when he's gone over to the other side.
A-man, I could forgive the light blogging if you blogroll me.
I figure if I don't ask every now and then you'll forget that I'm not there any more.
Attaturk--only six? You're losing your touch.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
My zipper got stuck.
...and I couldn't whip it out.
The representatives submitted the amendment during the House Energy and Commerce Subcommittee on Telecommunications and the Internet markup of the bill. The amendment failed 23-8. They then submitted it to the Energy and Commerce Full Committee markup where it failed 34-22.
Nothing smells quite like dead mouse. Except Ann Coulter. watertiger
And also jack/dith/trollbot. Scrub all you want, the place is still funkified.
I turned around and said, "Oh my God, we've been going the wrong way all day. We're almost in Las Vegas." You should have seen the horrified looks on their faces.
Well, it was funny to me.
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
What, were you the control subject in a drug experiment?
NTodd, The Spoiler
No, no. I was the other one.
Chris, the smell will fade fairly soon if the corpse is gone. I once moved into a rental house and after a few days I smelled something pretty awful that seemed to be coming from the wall itself. Tracked it down to a singed squirrel carcass in the ventilator shaft of the 1950s style fireplace (behind the ornamental grill). Must have been a parting present from the prior tenant. The smell disappeared after I fished it out.
The representatives submitted the amendment during the House Energy and Commerce Subcommittee on Telecommunications and the Internet markup of the bill. The amendment failed 23-8. They then submitted it to the Energy and Commerce Full Committee markup where it failed 34-22.
Markey Amendment made it out of committee and failed in a full floor vote.
With a name like Figureone it was bound to happen.
JeffCO
[sniff] [hairflip]
It's an old family name. I go by my middle name, Index.
If someone has something worth reading, I want to know about it.
Do ya like photos of random urban stuff?
(I think I actually do have a few rants under there...)
No, no. I was the other one.
Did they have any leftovers that you could share?
Be a (m)Anne Coulter or a mouse.
A-man, I could forgive the light blogging if you blogroll me.
I figure if I don't ask every now and then you'll forget that I'm not there any more.
Desi,
I think he should blogroll both of us. I'm sure that he means to do so any day now. 
We're just the ijits with the lampshades on our heads. -watertiger
You really know how to light up a room.
JeffCO | 06.10.06 - 7:49 pm | #
we know how to keep our light under a bushel.....
Eli is pretty Handy.
A-man, I could forgive the light blogging if you blogroll me.
I figure if I don't ask every now and then you'll forget that I'm not there any more.
Pfft. I can't even get Athenae or Echidne to blogroll me.
Eli: Jack Handy Plagarist!
Eli,
So you're counting on someone besides your nephews to show up and look bereaved at your funeral??
we know how to keep our light under a bushel..... Sarah Deere
I keep setting mine on fire.
Eli, I sincerely like the pictures. Especially the door.
Hecate, I agree. I'm sure he means to as soon as he has the time.
Desi,
I think he should blogroll both of us. I'm sure that he means to do so any day now.
Pfft. I've you two blogrolled forEVER. Because I, in contrast to Atrios, am not a wanker.
Well, it was funny to me.
Is the therapy helping them at all?
NTodd, The Spoiler
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance...
Eli
You people take all the fun out of parenting.
NTodd--I'm making chicken fajitas for dinner. Want some?
So you're counting on someone besides your nephews to show up and look bereaved at your funeral??
Actually, that was Jack Handey. I figured most people would recognize it, or at least recognize that I was quoting something...
I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried
My friend Darren was driven right past DisneyWorld about 1975 and his mother said "Wave hi to Mickey!" They lived in Florida for several years and never went even one time.
He suicided himself in 2004 via vodka. He never got over his mother's cruelty.
we know how to keep our light under a bushel.....
But if that light's under a bushel
[brrrr!]
It's lost something kind of crucial
Eli, I sincerely like the pictures. Especially the door.
Thanks! There'll be a lot more this weekend, I think...
Didn't Betty Dodson have a book, Blogrolling For One?
from my post today:
The recent news about the massive intellectual con job to impose one-Republican-man-rule on us uses the language of rights to describe the sleazy framework of power grabs which the likes of Samuel Alito have spent their careers erecting. But it's an effort that starts with a lie. Being president is a job, it's a responsiblity. It doesn't give George W. Bush the right to replace the enumerated responsibilities of the legislature with pieces of paper that members of the Federalist Society have handed him to sign. Anyone who says they believe that the legacy MBA, who never managed anything except into the ground, understands these signing statements is a liar. That goes for anyone who uses that pretense as an unstated premise in a discussion.
This effort, hatched in well appointed sitting rooms in law schools and other charming venues, is one of the dirtiest plots against democracy in our history. The plotters are all genteel and have clean fingernails so they sell well on TV. They are even well coached for mini-dramas with the help of senators of their own party to sway public opinion. They've got the stage craft down and with our winner-take-all, set term system temporary deception is good enough for their purposes. So we can't waste any more time, we have to call the plot what it really is right now. It is a power grab to to destroy the rights and freedoms of us all for the benefit of a privileged elite. We have to say it over and over again with enough variation to hold the attention of a distracted public.
NTodd--I'm making chicken fajitas for dinner. Want some?
Ordinarily, yes, but I'm full of pizza right now. And TastyKake Butterscotch Krimpets. And red wine.
Did they have any leftovers that you could share?
NTodd, The Spoiler
Only if you send all your personal data to me along with photos of your children, cars, and employer(s).
You people take all the fun out of parenting.
I don't know what you're looking at me for. I thought you might want to try that one someday.
Hecate, Yeah, that'll be the next course of treatment.
I just wanted to do something right away about the leakage from the corpse.
Horrible doesn't begin to describe it.
Once I get the floor cleaned, I'll put some activated charcoal under the fridge. That should pretty much take care of the lingering smell stuck to the underside.
For the trip home:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U...g%20las%
20vegas
Pfft. I've you two blogrolled forEVER. Because I, in contrast to Atrios, am not a wanker.
And we love you for it! I keep pimping your podcasts!
Buy gold and guns, people.
I've been cleaning and sighting in an old Sharps buffalo rifle. When I first unpacked and cleaned this recently I thought the barrel was totally corroded, turns out the last person to pack it up thoroughly, oiled the gun and the crud inside the barrel, was just hardened up oil and dirt. I finally got all of that cleaned out, and the inside the barrel is shiny with a clean spiral groove on the inside. Now the problem is to get it sighted in. I am accurate at short ranges with this, but I understand with either a sandbag or tripod you should be able to hit a target with this at much more than 5 or 6 hundred yards, which is as good as I am with it now.
You people take all the fun out of parenting.
Oddly, that's what my parents have said to me many times...
Anyone who says they believe that the legacy MBA, who never managed anything except into the ground, understands these signing statements is a liar.
He understands that they mean the law doesn't apply to him.
And, we know how to keep a light under a brothel...
Attaturk!
I really like Sheryl Crowe. Too bad she got caught up with that skinny EPO addict.
Desi,
Those are not her real teeth. I am just saying.
Pfft. I can't even get Athenae or Echidne to blogroll me.
Yeah, I just figured I'd start at the top and maybe then work my way down. :D
Hecate,
LOVE the site!
I am so sick of people excusing Coulter's remarks by saying, "Oh, she doesn't really mean it. She's just selling books. She's actually kinda nice." I have heard that at least five times and it's disgusting. What does it say about the whorish culture of DC pundits that they not only believe that but will say it out loud? It's perverted.
He suicided himself in 2004 via vodka. He never got over his mother's cruelty.
Pitchforks & Torches
...ouch.....harsh.....
Yeah, I just figured I'd start at the top and maybe then work my way down.
[Encourage NTodd to hold his tongue here.]
I don't know what you're looking at me for. I thought you might want to try that one someday.
Eli
I'll leave that one for you. Come to think of it, Selena already hates you a little...
If someone has something worth reading, I want to know about it.
olvlzl Invisible Man |
OK, here
you should be able to hit a target with this at much more than 5 or 6 hundred yards, which is as good as I am with it now.
Uh, you don't have anyone in mind now do ya?
NTodd--I'm making chicken fajitas for dinner. Want some?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
No, he doesn't. But since you've already made them, I will politely and courageously throw myself upon them along with a fine, mellow porter.
Eli, that's what he's been told. I doubt he could even read most of them. No Waldo to find.
Ordinarily, yes, but I'm full of pizza right now. And TastyKake Butterscotch Krimpets. And red wine.
We sooooo need to find you a girlfriend.
[Encourage NTodd to hold his tongue here.]
JeffCO takes all the fun out of being undersexed.
I am so sick of people excusing Coulter's remarks by saying, "Oh, she doesn't really mean it. She's just selling books. She's actually kinda nice." I have heard that at least five times and it's disgusting. What does it say about the whorish culture of DC pundits that they not only believe that but will say it out loud? It's perverted.
Not to mention that that's a pretty fucking piss-poor excuse. It's like saying something incredibly cruel and insulting to someone and then saying, "I was just kidding! Jeez, can't you take a joke?"
I still want to know - what about Zarqawi's fake leg?
hey remember how we were making fun of the emusic "get 25 free songs" things earlier this week? i just found out how to get 50! I just bought Ministry's latest album "Rio Grande Blood" and it comes with free collectors card with a code for 50 free songs. pretty schweet. it seems eMusic is sponsoring Ministry and the Revolting Cocks on tour; it's called the Masturbatour, and it's going to rock Uranus.
(in 1996 Ministry went on the Sphinctour)
They're not her real teeth?? Eww. That's terrible.
We sooooo need to find you a girlfriend.
A sampler pack would be great.
we know how to keep our light under a bushel..... Sarah Deere
I keep setting mine on fire.
JeffCO | 06.10.06 - 7:59 pm | #
if everyone lit just one little candle......
Diane, I'm saving it to disc. I've got to go listen to Saysyou.
JeffCO takes all the fun out of being undersexed. NTodd
I meant you should put your tongue right on that post. How is that not fun?
Come to think of it, Selena already hates you a little...
That means I'm doing my job.
It's like saying something incredibly cruel and insulting to someone and then saying, "I was just kidding! Jeez, can't you take a joke?"
What, I do that all the time. Oh...
oh sure, now atrios is a kossack.
well, from the periphery i think it's a good thing. i don't know if it beats diebold, and i am astounded by america's apathy and ignorance, but whatever it takes to get back to the constitution.
you know, "that piece of paper" bush has been so liberally using to wipe his spoiled ass.
Desi,
I've had you blogrolled for some time now!
Eli, that's what he's been told. I doubt he could even read most of them. No Waldo to find.
Oh, I know. Still, that's pretty much what they all boil down to, isn't it?
I meant you should put your tongue right on that post. How is that not fun?
Oh, then I'm on it. Put my LCD screen is a bit dusty...
He understands that they mean the law doesn't apply to him.
Eli
Lucky for him, both the Congress and the SCROTUS agree.
[Encourage NTodd to hold his tongue here.]
[*scratches head*]
Put = but.
Time for more wine!
am so sick of people excusing Coulter's remarks by saying, "Oh, she doesn't really mean it. She's just selling books.
I was not happy when O'Donnell said that to Keith yesterday. I wanted Keith to spit it back at him and ask him if that was supposed to somehow excuse her or isn't maybe even worse that she's simply an attention whore being enabled by the whoremongering networks?
Ms. Coulter has jumped the media shark. She is now officially sooo 2006. Her day in the sun is over.
I am so sick of people excusing Coulter's remarks by saying, "Oh, she doesn't really mean it. She's just selling books. She's actually kinda nice." I have heard that at least five times and it's disgusting. What does it say about the whorish culture of DC pundits that they not only believe that but will say it out loud? It's perverted.
Nothing "nice" about her.
Ugly inside AND out!
[Encourage NTodd to hold his tongue here.]
[*scratches head*]
Ouchie.
I still want to know - what about Zarqawi's fake leg?
Jennifer
Check eBay. I'm sure it'll turn up.
That means I'm doing my job.
Eli
Well, she usually hates me a lot, so maybe I should put in for a promotion.
Pfft. I can't even get Athenae or Echidne to blogroll me.
Ahem.
Pfft. I've you two blogrolled forEVER. Because I, in contrast to Atrios, am not a wanker.
Darlin' you're certainly not a wanker, but neither is Atrios. He's just ... eccentric. 
Hecate, I've had you blogrolled since I found out you were blogging.
Well, she usually hates me a lot, so maybe I should put in for a promotion.
I certainly wouldn't mind working under you.
I've had you blogrolled for some time now!
i had desi blogrolled until she shut down her site and then went all MiaCulpa on us...
When Keith showed the clip of her on Fucker Carlson's show and she started that crap, even Carlson looked dumbfounded by the venom she spewed.
Her day in the sun is over.
We should be so lucky to have her exposed to daylight.
She'd disintegrate.
Bad Art, oh, yeah. it's really much reduced by now.
What was shocking is how bad it smelled once I moved the fridge. It was staggering.
I certainly wouldn't mind working under you.
Dude, that's a little more explicit than we can tolerate here.
I certainly wouldn't mind working under you.
Eli
NO FLIRTING!
It's not your birthday.
Ahem.
Eh?
Dude, that's a little more explicit than we can tolerate here.
oh, that's rich.
I am so sick of people excusing Coulter's remarks by saying, "Oh, she doesn't really mean it. She's just selling books. She's actually kinda nice." I have heard that at least five times and it's disgusting. What does it say about the whorish culture of DC pundits that they not only believe that but will say it out loud? It's perverted.
would they say the same about a person who threatens to kill the president? i assure you they don't, and there's a guy in a mental hospital facing charges for that very thing.
If someone has something worth reading, I want to know about it.
olvlzl Invisible Man |
Here's something at random.
Sad and geeky, isn't it.
Dude, that's a little more explicit than we can tolerate here. -NTodd
Don't get in Eli's way when he's bottoming out.
She's actually kinda nice.
That's one thing I haven't heard. "Not as crazy and evil as she seems" is about as positive a report as I've heard about Coulter.
Dude, that's a little more explicit than we can tolerate here.
NTodd, The Spoiler
True. Now, if he'd offered to nibble her bacon, THAT would have been OK.
Hecate, I have to ask, does esotericism mean what I think it means? As the course has the word hex in the title I think I get it. My dictionary, however, says it means intended for or understood by only a chosen few. Isn't that kind of oblique?
I've had you blogrolled for some time now!
i had desi blogrolled until she shut down her site and then went all MiaCulpa on us...
ACK! I didn't shut the site! I even got it back from the porno spammers this year so's I could link it to the new one. Damn, what a fookin fiasco.
Seen at Yahoo:
Iraq insurgents post new beheading video
What luck - just in time for the Saturday Night Moronic Brownshirt Fuck Circle Jerk!
Guess we won't be hearing much from the cowardly little pricks tonight...
Isn't that kind of oblique?
Neponset
Asking if the esoteric is a bit oblique? Is this irony or did I miss the point entirely?
if he'd offered to nibble her bacon
Bakon bits, they'll never know it's not bacon.
I certainly wouldn't mind working under you.
Eli
Then polish up your resume. You never know when there may be an opening.
Iraq insurgents post new beheading video
What luck - just in time for the Saturday Night Moronic Brownshirt Fuck Circle Jerk!
Soon as I saw that hed I went over to Ogrish, but they don't have the video yet.
Then polish up your resume. You never know when there may be an opening.
I'm just looking for a position where my hard work will be appreciated.
""For all the buzz about how bloggers are transforming politics, and they most assuredly are, the movement so far has measured its successes in men like Jeff Seeman and Paul Hackett, Ohio congressional candidates who used the Web to compete well in 2004 and 2005 - and then lost.
"I'm heartened by that record," Lieberman said Friday, smiling."
Okay, the smug bastard really really really has to go.
Ms. Coulter has jumped the media shark. She is now officially sooo 2006. Her day in the sun is over.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
I think it was Letterman who said the other night that now that Zarkawi, the world's No. 1 lunatic, was dead it allowed Ann Coulter to move up to that position.
No one with any serious journalistic credentials takes that blathering attention-getter Coulter seriously.
The cable stations have her on just like they would have an opera singing chimpanzee on their shows. People look at her and laugh. She amuses little minds.
Then polish up your resume. You never know when there may be an opening.
I thought you had several openings?
Ordinarily, yes, but I'm full of pizza right now. And TastyKake Butterscotch Krimpets. And red wine. | NTodd, The Spoiler - 8:02 pm
See, people-- yes, even here-- get all high-toned and toffee-nosed and highfalutin' when it comes to the subject of haute cuisine, but to me 'n NT, this menu is as haute cuisine as it gets.
These items, and a few others, seem engineered by a mysterious Providence to mesh together divinely when consumed by a diner who is haute as a cerf-volant.
just wondering . . . have any of you noticed the increased vitriol against anything relating to questions surrounding 9/11 over the past week or two, e.g., Coulter calling the 9/11 widows "witches"?
Any suggestions as to what's up?
Iraq insurgents post new beheading video
Yoko may have bombed the original, but now we have...
Zarqawimania!
Doug, I am insanely jealous. That'll be a fun rifle to shoot. Hell on the shoulder, but still fun.
Do you load your own cartridges?
oh my god, i just found out that, in addition to the normal cast of characters one expeccts to find featured on a Revolting Cocks album (such as Jello Biafra and Gibby Haynes), Cheap Trick is on it, as is Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top. 
I think it was Letterman who said the other night that now that Zarkawi, the world's No. 1 lunatic, was dead it allowed Ann Coulter to move up to that position.
I was thinking it would be great if Coulter went on Letterman, smashing against that immovable core of midwestern decency with her sails all full of crazy.
You guys can't recognize a genuine speed freak when you see her, can you. Totally gone.
She was supposed to be on the nations number 1 ranked morning sports talk radio show yesterday where they think she is the queen of sheeba and she was too strung out to show up. The little nazi jock wannabees were heartbroken.
It's not an excuse, but it's an explanation.
Zarqawimania!
Musabarama.
I'm just looking for a position where my hard work will be appreciated.
Eli
If you put in the sweat and the effort, I'm sure the payoff would be extraordinary.
You guys can't recognize a genuine speed freak when you see her, can you. Totally gone.
Coke, I believe.
Zarqawimania!
Musabarama.
Zark De Soleil.
"She was supposed to be on the nations number 1 ranked morning sports talk radio show yesterday where they think she is the queen of sheeba and she was too strung out to show up. The little nazi jock wannabees were heartbroken."
Ew. What show is that?
Musabarama.
watertiger
Gesundeit!
ACK! I didn't shut the site! I even got it back from the porno spammers this year so's I could link it to the new one. Damn, what a fookin fiasco.
really?!!?? I had no idea it was a hostile takeover! i thought you just got sickofitoll and shut it down, and considering its popularity some jackasses jumped in and snatched it up. that was the weirdest damn thing i had seen in a while. i'm sorry to hear that they hijacked it from you.
Any suggestions as to what's up?
x174
Ummm, new book out targeting a dwindlin audience?
If you put in the sweat and the effort, I'm sure the payoff would be extraordinary.
I have no doubt. I't just matter of finding the right spot.
"I'm heartened by that record," Lieberman said Friday, smiling."
Okay, the smug bastard really really really has to go.
Jesus, he's glad his party's candidates lost? What a fucktard.
this menu is as haute cuisine as it gets.
Indeed. But just so people don't think I have an unvaried diet, I also eat steak and shake-n-bake chicken!
it would be great if Coulter went on Letterman, smashing against that immovable core of midwestern decency with her sails all full of crazy.
Damn! That's good writing!
or "dwindlin*g*" as we say up here in the north.
He suicided himself in 2004 via vodka. He never got over his mother's cruelty.
Pitchforks & Torches
sad tho your story is, let me just say Disney World sucks. it's everything that's wrong with America, x 10.
stupidest fuck'n waste of 40 dollars and 8 hours i've ever spent in my life. and animal kingdom is very fuck'n hypocritical. but laid out nicely, why joe dumb fuck american could actually take a picture and actually make it look as if he were in the jungle himself, which in a way he is. only i don't think they sell cotton candy in the real jungle.
Savage Heart of the American Dream, or is that Las Vegas?
Then polish up your resume. You never know when there may be an opening.
Too much polishing the resume can lead to job performance problems.
I't just matter of finding the right spot.
Gee...
I was thinking it would be great if Coulter went on Letterman, smashing against that immovable core of midwestern decency with her sails all full of crazy.
oh man, if she did that, she would make Indiana hate her; they love them some David Letterman. I think they even took seriously his proposal to rename I-465 the David Letterman Expressway.
Oh.....hello.
Is this YearlyKos?
Savage Heart of the American Dream
charley
What a great title for a book of political commentary.
Coulter calling the 9/11 widows "witches"?
And she says that as if it were a bad thing . . . .
Is this YearlyKos?
No, this is DailyAbuse.
Then polish up your resume. You never know when there may be an opening.
Marcia Brady
FLIRTING VIOLATION!!!
FLIRTING VIOLATION!!!
flory
what color is that flag?
Oh.....hello.
Is this YearlyKos?
flory
Why, yes, yes it is!
You'll find your name tag and lampshade on the table to your left.
what color is that flag?
DemByDefault
Pink? It's hard to tell with all the bushels over the lights. And the glitter.
I have no doubt. I't just matter of finding the right spot.
Eli
If you keep up your skills, I'm sure you'll find the perfect position.
FLIRTING VIOLATION!!!
flory
what color is that flag?
Green (the color of Envy) for minor violations, resulting in a free throw.
Blue (the color of Eli's balls) for major violations, resulting in ejection.
Ew. What show is that?
It's on WEEI Sports Radio in Boston, the Dennis and Callahan show. An alki Dean Martin wannabee and a male Anne Coutler wannabee.
what color is that flag?
i think it should be purple.
"ohhhh! and out comes the purple flag! nothing he can say can keep him on the pitch now, he's being sent off. will Marcia Brady [infinty] be able to mount a comeback after that?"
FLIRTING VIOLATION!!!
flory
I'm just giving career advice.
Are we sci-fi blogging tonight?
a male Anne Coutler wannabee.
Bad Art |
is that one or two redundancies?
and not "he"... but "she." whiskey fingers.
Jesus, he's glad his party's candidates lost? What a fucktard.
He's already left the party.
To Marcia Brady (infinity sign)
There seems to be a pre-emption going on to quell any nascient "discussion" of things relating to 9/11. (Coulter's just walking the point.)
I'm wondering if it has anything to do with publications like this:
http://www.physics.byu.edu/resea...nergy/
htm7.html
"ohhhh! and out comes the purple flag! nothing he can say can keep him on the pitch now, he's being sent off. will Marcia Brady [infinty] be able to mount a comeback after that?"
PoppieProng
What's that? Eli ejected before Marcia could mount?
NO FLIRTING!
Are we sci-fi blogging tonight?
Is there eatage?
Green (the color of Envy) for minor violations, resulting in a free throw.
Blue (the color of Eli's balls) for major violations, resulting in ejection.
NTodd, The Spoiler
That made me laugh so hard I almost wasted some perfectly decent Chilean red wine.
I'll be back after I grill my steak and shrimpies.
In the meantime, please keep the ball references down to a minimum.
Do you load your own cartridges?
There's an old guy in butte who makes them. I'm going to find out how to make the paper or linen cartridges myself. They cost quite a bit per shot now.
I also eat steak and shake-n-bake chicken!
Say, I wonder if you could shake-n-bake a nice slab o' beefsteak and make a passable single man's chicken-fried steak?
With a slug of this BBQ sauce I been gettin' at the Rib Stand at the Reading Terminal Market over top of it, it ought to go down real nice. 
But my tone's gettin' a little too "Brokeback Mountain" here, even though I ain't seen it, so I'll leave it at that.
I'm just giving career advice. -Marcia Brady∞
Sounds like you've had plenty of management experience.
and not "he"... but "she." whiskey fingers.
Isn't that Thers' new blog?
What's that? Eli ejected before Marcia could mount?
NO FLIRTING!
I think it was Letterman who said the other night that now that Zarkawi, the world's No. 1 lunatic, was dead it allowed Ann Coulter to move up to that position.
Didn't Cafferty say that Zarkawi's death meant that Coulter had lost her best chance for a husband?
I'm wondering if it has anything to do with publications like this:
No.
Is there eatage?
Sadly, no. But there is a black hole that apparently is going to eat Missouri.
He's already left the party.
flory
Judging by his votes and his speeches, MoJoe left the party long ago. We are simply left with documenting the atrocities at this point.
I wish I could quit you, Little Brøther.
Ugg, I've got to do some gardening. It won't get done unless I get to work.
Bye for now.
Are we sci-fi blogging tonight?
fourlegsgood
Klaatu: "I am fearful when I see people substituting fear for reason."
In the meantime, please keep the ball references down to a minimum.
fourlegsgood
Nuts to that!
Isn't that Thers' new blog?
i'd make those laughing faces, but i just did that, and i don't want to be redundant...
ah, whatthehell...
No, this is DailyAbuse.
NTodd, The Spoiler
I *thought* this was where the fun kidz were!
You'll find your name tag and lampshade on the table to your left.
Don't forget to check your credibility at the door.
Didn't Cafferty say that Zarkawi's death meant that Coulter had lost her best chance for a husband?
Oh, wow.
That is EXCELLENT. Someone send that man a fruit basket.
Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!
what color is that flag?
DemByDefault
First violation is pink. Second is lavender......
Didn't Cafferty say that Zarkawi's death meant that Coulter had lost her best chance for a husband?
i think it was an emailer who tickled Jack's fancy...
Sounds like you've had plenty of management experience.
JeffCO
People often come to me for instruction. I do what I can.
It's on WEEI Sports Radio in Boston, the Dennis and Callahan show. An alki Dean Martin wannabee and a male Anne Coutler wannabee.
Aiyee! I avoid those guys when I can (people play the show in the office- attorneys, should be grownups), but now I see this.
They do a public service of showing everything vile about Boston sports right up-front, though.
Didn't Cafferty say that Zarkawi's death meant that Coulter had lost her best chance for a husband?
res ipsa loquitur
I think that was a letter somebody wrote in, but Cafferty sure as hell got a chuckle out of it. Wolfie seemed to think it was inappropriate.
Don't forget to check your credibility at the door.
Also, if you have MSM experience, be sure to warm up so you don't strain your credulity.
I think that was a letter somebody wrote in, but Cafferty sure as hell got a chuckle out of it. Wolfie seemed to think it was inappropriate.
Wolfie is a dick.
To JR, kerosene and a match
Thanks for your terse and informative response to my query!
I hate it when I miss things.
Wolfie is a dick.
i always get a kick out of Dick Wolf's name on the credits of Law & Order. You know he likes making people titter.
Thanks for your terse and informative response to my query!
Thanks for posting a link to a long debunked conspiracy theory.
Thanks for your terse and informative response to my query!
Thanks for posting a link to a long debunked conspiracy theory.
i always get a kick out of Dick Wolf's name on the credits of Law & Order. You know he likes making people titter.
PoppieProng
He also like making Americans very afraid of the imminent child-abduction that lurks everywhere. We are DOOMED!
You'll find your name tag and lampshade on the table to your left.
This being Eschaton, some of us have been switching name tags and lampshades. Now I'm not sure who I am.
Re: "She's really a nice person."
Colbert's commencement speech at Knox College sheds some light on the subject, though what it reveals is not all that pleasant to consider.
Colbert began his address noting the [potential ambiguities embedded in the college having invited someone named Steven Colbert, but who is much better known, for being a character named "Steven Colbert."
and this is where the unpleasantness begins, because it then becomes possible that there is, in fact, someone named Ann Coulter who is only known for the character named "Ann Coulter" whom she plays.
We may now discuss the limits of the characters--and how the characters test the limits of personality, and when the boundaries of one expnd to envelope the other--and how true to them each actor--or any actor--is...
the (un)willing suspension of disbelief sets in somewhere in these performances...
and i loathe the character, and have as serious doubts about the difference between the actror and the character that is "Ann COulter", at least as much as anyone i know...
.
People often come to me for instruction. I do what I can.
Marcia Brady
I've heard you're a very good mentor. Especially good with the role playing?
Bananyaphone!
Welp, the power is back at the Curly Condo. Just went for a quick check, and some Curly attention, including a tall pull off the ice-cold Brita pitcher for the boy. It's only 88.9F in the condo, and he's lounging outside (on the balcony) right now, where it's even cooler.
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I am sorry; that's terrible. Baking soda is your friend.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
Oddly, that was what I was going to recommend for bitter broccoli/brocolli.
i always get a kick out of Dick Wolf's name on the credits of Law & Order. You know he likes making people titter.
No one did more for underarm kink than Barney Miller's Noam Pitlick.
okay. after this, i'll quit with the ministry references, but the Animositisomina tour was called "Fornicatour"
4Legs--once again, Lion Kitty makes my day.
No one can resist Mr. Plushy!
thanks JR! i'm all sobered up.
it's so nice to listen to the voice of authority.
you can go back to sleep now.
we'll call you when we need some more helpful information.
(/psyche)
No one did more for underarm kink than Barney Miller's Noam Pitlick.
okay, so i had only heard of "Noam" as a name re Noam Chomsky, and now i see that name everywhere. what's up with that? It must be a popular eastern european name.
and i loathe the character, and have as serious doubts about the difference between the actror and the character that is "Ann COulter", at least as much as anyone i know...
Yeah, I don't buy the "she's a stand up comedian for Freepers" line. She's crazy, mean and rotten to the core. IMHO.
he (un)willing suspension of disbelief sets in somewhere in these performances...
and i loathe the character, and have as serious doubts about the difference between the actror and the character that is "Ann COulter",
They took the bard too seriously when he wrote, "The world is but a stage . . . ."
If anyone thinks it's true that Ms. Coulter doesn't believe what she says, someone should ask her if that's true, if she just plays a character to sell books. Make her choose the Cylla or the Charbidis on national tv.
Jeffraham--I love Curly! He is way too cute.
Especially good with the role playing?
flory
Jeez, own a few pairs of shiny, thigh-high boots and a couple corsets, and you get typecast for life!
Make her choose the Cylla or the Charbidis on national tv.
Isn't her brain being squeezed enough already?
Yeah, I don't buy the "she's a stand up comedian for Freepers" line. She's crazy, mean and rotten to the core. IMHO.
DemByDefault
Not to much "stand-up comedian for the Freepers" as much as "conscience of the Freepers."
Or better, "shorter Freepers: [whatver Coulter spewed]"
Magnetic Poetry Troll?
-Eli
Isn't the Earth in effect a magnet?
Does not the magnetosphere protect you from harmful rays?
Does this magnet field also create the Aurora Borealis?
Is not the earth a dynamo in its own right? And does not man live in this sphere of energy?
And does not this energy give you life? Does not this sphere give you trees flowers and beauty?
Have you forgotten the words of Socrates whom said 'E' was added to words for beautification.
How so then does Gaia, Mater, hold you? You are not made of metal are you? How so then can you explain Gravity?
How can you, here, explain to me this Phenom? You dare make jest of me and my words? Are any of these words above false? Have I lied unto you?
Was Thales a magnetic poet?
Whom do you propose to ridicule with this phrase 'magnetic poet'?
If you speak of me then you speak foolishly.
Pony Blow
Bush, who was spending the weekend at Camp David, expressed "serious concern" about the incident, White House press secretary Tony Snow said.
His immediate concerns were making sure that an investigation was being conducted and that the bodies were "treated humanely and with cultural sensitivity," Snow said.
He also like making Americans very afraid of the imminent child-abduction that lurks everywhere. We are DOOMED!
admittedly, i had a brief torrid affair with all things L&O. i would watch episode after episode, screaming at the TV, and wondering "can that possibly be?" but i haven't seen it since Lenny left the show. Now, Boston Legal on the other hand..... i think i have a mancrush on James Spader.
You have to watch Robert Newman's History of Oil!
Jeez, own a few pairs of shiny, thigh-high boots and a couple corsets, and you get typecast for life! -Marcia Brady∞
Nothing dispels typecasts faster than a series of photographs demonstrating your clothing versatility.
Not to much "stand-up comedian for the Freepers"
that was lawrence o'donnell's line on Keith the other night, minus the Freepers reference.
BTW: Do those who babble about us as "swampfevery" ever peruse that fetid bog?
damn these whiskey fingers. why didn't anyone remind me that alcohol decreases the effect of the hypothalamus, and as a result your inhibitions go arrivederci????
I don't understand this.
I have a king size comforter which fits perfectly well on the bed. I just put a king size duvet cover over the comforter. It fits perfectly.
And yet suddenly no placement of the comforter is big enough to fit on the bed. Wha????
This being Eschaton, some of us have been switching name tags and lampshades. Now I'm not sure who I am.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
*eyes her warily*
the bodies were "treated humanely and with cultural sensitivity," Snow said.
Someone, please shoot me now. Their shadows scream so much louder than their words.
Nothing dispels typecasts faster than a series of photographs demonstrating your clothing versatility.
um, yes, precisely. we need to see if you are just, um......
just show us the pictures!!!
admittedly, i had a brief torrid affair with all things L&O.
Me too, especially "SVU." It was just so silly and sensational (latching on to recent stories or obviously trying to be like the movie "Seven" on too many occasions), until I realized that it was more like your average epi of Nancy Grace.
"Boston Legal" is a fine show, and my entire class had a crush on James Spader, so spread the love!
Marcia--Keithy tells me he's into the boots and corset.
He likes the garter belt, too.
We haven't had a Girls' Slumber Party in a while. We need one.
His immediate concerns were making sure that an investigation was being conducted and that the bodies were "treated humanely and with cultural sensitivity," Snow said.
P O'Neill
Yeah, I can just hear Fredo saying that.
More likely "Good -- two more down!!! You're doing a heckuva job Rummy!"
If you speak of me then you speak foolishly. Magnetic Poet
Sheesh - last time we ask you to field questions.
That is EXCELLENT. Someone send that man a fruit basket.
fourlegsgood
now why didn't i think of that? wish you were around when i asked if sending murtha flowers was too frou-frou.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--I love Curly! He is way too cute.
Why, thank you. I built him, myself.
Obviously not, but, speaking of which -- I thought For Sure I could come up with a picture of his godfather, J.J. (y'all already saw the photo of his godmother, Erica, with former Titans WR Derrick Mason -- who is joined in Baltimore now by Steve McNair, grrr) for the birthday celebrations. Alas -- those photos must be encased in the useless plastic hulk of the old Toshiba. I'll have to figure out a way to get data off that thing's HDD, eventually.
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in most worlds, zarqawi will be seen as a fighter against a foreign invader.
Lord Jesus please come back and save us from your followers.
Klaatu: "I am fearful when I see people substituting fear for reason."
And the reporter hurried along to someone that looked more "in tune" with his thinking...
And yet suddenly no placement of the comforter is big enough to fit on the bed. Wha????
GWPDA, BA, CPhil, PhD
Sounds like the black hole found Phoenix. You might want to check for distortions of the space time continuum.
in most worlds, zarqawi will be seen as a fighter against a foreign invader.
gary in fl
Works for me.
And yet suddenly no placement of the comforter is big enough to fit on the bed. Wha????
Goddam neocons!
i think i heard cnn say al gore scheduled for larry king on tuesday.
BTW: Do those who babble about us as "swampfevery" ever peruse that fetid bog?
DemByDefault
Shudder. I only head over there when something undeniably embarrassing has happened to one of their guys -for the whole "Stabbed in the back! Joe Wilson to be indicted!!1!!" effect when all their threads go to pieces.
Here's a local wingnut who ♥s Coulter...
.
I don't understand this.
I have a king size comforter which fits perfectly well on the bed. I just put a king size duvet cover over the comforter. It fits perfectly.
And yet suddenly no placement of the comforter is big enough to fit on the bed. Wha????
hmmm.... it seems to me that you accidentally, or arthur got involved, but in any case, it seems that a queen size duvet snuck itself into the mix and you now have it sideways.
or not. perhaps the kingsize duvet cover shrank in the drier and putting the kingsize comforter in the shrunken kingsize duvet has decreased the size of the combined things you are trying to put on the, presumably, kingsize bed. because i have noticed that duvet covers are bigger when there's nothing in them.....
...i had a brief torrid affair with all things L&O.
The Michael Moriarity/Chris Noth years were the best... though I stuck it out 'til they "McLean Stevenson-ed" Jill Hennessey. That was the last straw.
Station Agent,
Are you really in Antartica? If so, where? Cool blog.
If anyone thinks it's true that Ms. Coulter doesn't believe what she says, someone should ask her if that's true, if she just plays a character to sell books. Make her choose the Cylla or the Charbidis on national tv.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
Excellent idea, because I think she would implode at the mere suggestion of being called out.
We haven't had a Girls' Slumber Party in a while. We need one.
Oooooh - can I play Bluto???
Whom do you propose to ridicule with this phrase 'magnetic poet'?
If you speak of me then you speak foolishly.
Um, "magnetic poetry" being the kind where you have individual words that you stick on your fridge and arrange into "poetry".
Such as:
"a thousand mists and still I dream"
"sweet urges beat the lazy peach"
"the repulsive TV is my true mother"
"I felt the essential ugly blood music"
"knife of eternity licks the shadowed petals of your sleep"
Jeez, own a few pairs of shiny, thigh-high boots and a couple corsets, and you get typecast for life!
Marcia Brady∞
I so feel your pain. And I only have two riding crops.
Isn't the Earth in effect a magnet?
No, it's a dimple in space-time.
Jeff,
Can you explain to them the diff between "who's" and "whose"????
And while I was putting the cover on the comforter I was thinking, gee it'd be nice to have a companion with opposable thumbs.
I'll bet Arthur did something because of that.
We haven't had a Girls' Slumber Party in a while. We need one.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Yay!!!
Doug, yeah, making your own cartridges is an art. You are going to have so much fun with that rifle.
Muzzleloaders make you a better marksman.
who is joined in Baltimore now by Steve McNair, grrr
whoa! you fail to listen to sports radio for a week, and look what you miss!!! but, hey, you have vince young, which is better than the "real" UT can say! (am i gonna start a war hear about who gets bragging rights? and who ever heard of two UT schools having the same basic colors? White and Orange? it's not like they're, you know, the greatest colors on earth, though i may be the only person who actually likes burnt orange for what it is instead of its association with UT--Austin....)
'specially one who creates the archetypes we now find commonplace.
NTodd, The Spoiler
yeah, point conceded. ansel was ok, i've seen his prints, best ever. except joel peter witkin (dead people).
when i moved to sante fe i found out how easy it was to take a picture of Mountains. Mountains are beautiful, as is the light in the West.
oh, and Eli you should see the clouds out west, it's like trip'n. as you know i like your photos, you have an eye.
as phila mentioned eggleston is remarkable, (not my style, but such a sense of color, kitsch raised to the level of art), and somebody metioned watkins, and ruth thanx for the link. i still don't get stieglitz.
and dith you're an idiot, but i did like the alligator gar photo. is that you with the fresh kill? such a country boy. north carolina?
me, it's all about mapplethorpe, and i'm not even gay. all my photo buds hate him, but i think they are homophobic. evidence: "well, his flower photos are ok." pussys.
Alas, I must miss the SciFi live blogging. Obligations elsewhere, I'm afraid.
Hecate: Can you explain to them the diff between "who's" and "whose"????
Me-Jeff, or JeffCO-Jeff? And to whom shall this explaining be provided?
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The Michael Moriarity/Chris Noth years were the best... though I stuck it out 'til they "McLean Stevenson-ed" Jill Hennessey. That was the last straw.
Yeah, true. it blew my mind when i found out that Michael Moriarity is like pretty conservative and ran for the mayor of Vancouver, i think...
got pretty inured against predictions osama was going to be pulled out of a hat before november 2004. but cnn is revisiting a lot of osama material for some reason. feels like a setup before the boom.
you'd think they'd save osama for before the 'o8 elections, but if they play that trump card this october, prolly means they were too worried about the prospect of being investigated up the yingyang.
I'll bet Arthur did something because of that.
GWPDA, BA, CPhil, PhD
Rightly so, I should think.
If you bribe him with some biscuits he may give you your comforter back.
Speak of the devil, here's an episode of "SVU" with a young sexy defendant who murdered because of a sexy, violent video game.
it will be interesting to see how the ravens do with a professional quarterback. i think it may take their game to a whole new level.
and ran for the mayor of Vancouver, i think...
PoppieProng, fka Seaxneat, fka
NO, THAT'S DAVINCI AND DAMMIT MAIL ME BACK THE CD OF THE FIRST SEASON I LENT YOU A YEAR AGO.
Okay? Please? Hunh?
Possessive pronouns do not have apostrophes: my your his her its our their whose.
oh, and Eli you should see the clouds out west, it's like trip'n. as you know i like your photos, you have an eye.
Thanks! The one time I was out west with my camera, the clouds were actually pretty disappointing. Very... soft-focus. But we're talking La Jolla, not Arizona.
Jeffraham,
To the wingnut who likes Coulter. Apparently, he was absent from school the day that they taught this.
PoppieProng: whoa! you fail to listen to sports radio for a week, and look what you miss!!! but, hey, you have vince young, which is better than the "real" UT can say!
Yeah, but the Titans are going to start Volek, not Young. Which is okay with me, I guess. After all, I've been wishing he'd get the nod over McNair for two seasons, now. Still, sad to see Steve go... and especially after they shut him out of practice, afraid he'd get hurt, and be a liability rather than the cap asset he ended up being.
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me, it's all about mapplethorpe
Check out Freeman Patterson.
Me too, especially "SVU." It was just so silly and sensational (latching on to recent stories or obviously trying to be like the movie "Seven" on too many occasions), until I realized that it was more like your average epi of Nancy Grace.
oh goodness, you're right! it is. and also, when the male detective (fuck if i know his name) started lashing out and doing stupid stuff.... i sorta lost interest.
i used to like criminal intent, because vincent dinofrio is the shit, but i haven't seen it in ages, so i don't know if its any good anymore.
and i prolly misspelled his name.
Flory--I'll bring the tequila, curacao and sweet & sour, since I haven't touched it all week. And some nailpolish, facial masque and salt hand treatment (the best).
Eli will be our pizza delivery guy.
Muzzleloaders make you a better marksman.
Chris Tucker
Not true. Patience, practice, and keen self-observation make one a better marksman. Muzzleloaders just make you dirty.
Ben & Jerry's Vanilla w/ GWPDA's desert peach preserves is very, very, very good. No. I can't share.
Hecate: To the wingnut who likes Coulter. Apparently, he was absent from school the day that they taught this.
Oh! He's a she, btw. Her photo is top right.
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Dim's angry anti-beauty cant conceal their joke of hurt, their laughter of nowhere, poisoning the shifting well of the soul.
-=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=-
These are words of a tortured soul.
It pains me to read them.
In these words are hatred and blame reflecting ignorance instead of enlightenment.
Until he finds his internal light and speaks truthfully his words shall lay cold, dead, unheeded and unheard.
Apropos of nothing at all, less than week till Neko Case is here. Woo Hoo!
If you bribe him with some biscuits he may give you your comforter back.
flory
I'm always bribing him with biscuits. It doesn't make his thumbs any better tho.
Eli will be our pizza delivery guy.
Bow chick-a-wow-wow...
Still, sad to see Steve go... and especially after they shut him out of practice, afraid he'd get hurt, and be a liability rather than the cap asset he ended up being.
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i heard that they locked McNair out. who do you treat the best QB the franchise has had like that? Volek should be good, and it's a shame that VY doesn't get to learn from his mentor, but Norm Chow should do him right, so long as they don't try to turn him into something he's not, which is an orthodox QB.
Evening Moonbats -- HOW ABOUT THAT TRINIDAD & TOBAGO?
Eli will be our pizza delivery guy.
Bow chick-a-wow-wow...
I think I'm gonna barf the pizza I just ate.
Trinidad!
Tobago!
(which island scored the goal?)
i shot a muzzle loader once. didn't hit anything. i rarely do because i am a piss poor marksman. it was very dramatic, though. huge bang, giant cloud of blue smoke. lots of fun.
Aint nuttin dummer den a dim.
Ben & Jerry's Vanilla w/ GWPDA's desert peach preserves is very, very, very good. No. I can't share.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
With a little Drambuie? One or two slivered toasted almonds?
NO, THAT'S DAVINCI AND DAMMIT MAIL ME BACK THE CD OF THE FIRST SEASON I LENT YOU A YEAR AGO.
Okay? Please? Hunh?
holy fuck, that's right! (i did warn you, though!) okay, monday morning! has it already been a year? sheesh, i suck.
great series though. is there a season 2? (and no, i won't ask to borrow them. 
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Norm Chow should do him right, so long as they don't try to turn him into something he's not, which is an orthodox QB.
He'd look pretty funny with that beard and yarmulke.
He's a she, btw
Dear Jeffraham,
Don't be silly. We know that all bloggers are men. Girls are too silly to figure out how to blog.
He'd look pretty funny with that beard and yarmulke.
Eli
Per the Ricky Williams rule, it would be permissible to tackle him by his curly-sideburn thingies.
ndtmtktt
PoppieProng: i heard that they locked McNair out. who do you treat the best QB the franchise has had like that?
Lawyers, Guns & Money.
Can't have a $9M rock around yer neck in August, dontchaknow?
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No Season 2 that I can find - I sure wish there were.
Oh lord, I'd forgotten. It's Jack Webb in Sunset Blvd!!!
oh goodness, you're right! it is. and also, when the male detective (fuck if i know his name) started lashing out and doing stupid stuff.... i sorta lost interest.
i used to like criminal intent, because vincent dinofrio is the shit, but i haven't seen it in ages, so i don't know if its any good anymore.
I stopped watching The original when Lenny left the show. Never could watch CI because I cannot stand Vincent D'Onofrios mannerisms. But I love SVU, both Mariska Hargitay and Chris Beloni are great, and I love watching Richard Belzer's character.
He'd look pretty funny with that beard and yarmulke.
Prior A - I was reading this month's What Is Enlightenment? magazine and thinking you would probably really enjoy it.
Aint nuttin dummer den a dim.
Cept a dith.
Ice-T is also an asset to "SVU" of course.
I'm so torn about the show!
Eli will be our pizza delivery guy.
I ordered the meatball parmigiana hero.
Knock, knock, knock.
"Who's at the door at this hour?"
"Nakedgram for... Duncan Black."
"Wha?"
"Courtesy of Senator Lieberman."
"Joementum indeed!"
He'd look pretty funny with that beard and yarmulke.
i saw Belzer at Dulles once. it was cool.
Eli will be our pizza delivery guy.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
He'll prolly refuse to leave us the pizza unless Marcia puts on the corset and boots......
But I'll bring the champagne....or mebbe beer if we're having pizza.
We need dessert.
Prior A,
Did they beat Sweden? You can't expect me to cheer about that!
I laughed out loud when I was this quote from Lieberman today in Waterbury, CT regarding some flooding.
"I'm privileged to be the senior Democrat on the committee that oversees FEMA, so I hope I can have some positive influence on their behalf," Lieberman said.
JR--well, thanks for the pretty picture anyway. . .
i have always sort of liked the titans, even when they were in the same division as baltimore, just because i liked mcnair so much. always thought he would look good in purple.
I stopped watching The original when Lenny left the show. Never could watch CI because I cannot stand Vincent D'Onofrios mannerisms. But I love SVU, both Mariska Hargitay and Chris Beloni are great, and I love watching Richard Belzer's character.
flory
My 14-year-old is addicted to SVU.
We need dessert.
[looks at Mr. Smooooooooth, JeffCO]
daint dothing dimma dan de dum.
Lawyers, Guns & Money.
Can't have a $9M rock around yer neck in August, dontchaknow?
true.
I ordered the meatball parmigiana hero.
Sadly, I'm more of a meatball parmigiana coward.
McNair was like Brett Favre at the height of his career.
Without the whiny drama.
Eli--we about ready to go with 'Black Hole?'
Ben & Jerry's Vanilla w/ GWPDA's desert peach preserves is very, very, very good. No. I can't share.
Hecate, Grammar Fag
If you want to come to the slumber party you have to bring some....
Well, I tried Echidne's par boiled then sauteed Brocoli Rabe. An improvement, somewhat less bitter, but still not as good as brocillini or ye olde Amurikan Brocoli. So Rabe is off the menu from now on. Too bad, I like exotic fud.
No Season 2 that I can find - I sure wish there were.
bummer.
(and i wish i understood the Sunset Blvd reference....)
He'll prolly refuse to leave us the pizza unless Marcia puts on the corset and boots......
The trick is to come up with the perfect... distraction.
dweee doo dum dee dodo dababa abba did
Well, then.
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figures the first soccer match i actually watch is a 0-0.
JR--well, thanks for the pretty picture anyway. . .
x174
Look, I'mn a pretty well known pedantic dick here, as others will attest.
1 Samuel 4:11
The ark of God was taken; and the two sons of Eli.
Tis amusing to me that those here use names, such as above, to express a sentiment they do not truly believe in.
Eli, the God of peace, proposes that the magnetic poet is a fool?
From what side of the fence does Eli speak?
Are you of and for peace or do you wish to generate and encourage conflict?
Are you a Chi Rho or are ye an atheist?
Dims are the worst.
Eli--we about ready to go with 'Black Hole?'
I'm ready. This earthquake movie looks like it was pretty godawful, even for Sci-Fi.
mcnair is kind of old though. i don't think he is much younger than favre. baltimore still hasn't really solved their qb problem.
Yeah, well maybe BOTH Trinidad AND Tobago against poor lonely Sweden was unfair, but I don't make the rules of association football (or understand them)
If you want to come to the slumber party you have to bring some....
I have some mini pecan pies left over from last night.
Everything else is gone.
Flory--I put cinnamon short cake in the oven, and I've got a ton of strawberries and whipped cream.
we came across an astonishingly good ice cream flavor today. "white russian" is coffee and white chocolate swirled with liquid fudge and punctuated with solid fudge pieces.
Are you a Chi Rho or are ye an atheist?
Magnetic Poet
Dude, the Chi Rhos are fuckin' lame.
Saw these dudes from Teke fuckin' leave a bag of dogshit in their keg cooler and I was like, "no way, bro!"
He'll prolly refuse to leave us the pizza unless Marcia puts on the corset and boots......
flory
Okay...but I'm wearing a robe...
dweee doo dum dee dodo dababa abba did
babel.
"white russian" is coffee and white chocolate swirled with liquid fudge and punctuated with solid fudge pieces.
oooh. pour some vodka on that puppy!
Dims da worse, dems di da worseter
Jeebus...I'm glad I'm not trying to read these credits.
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We need dessert. [looks at Mr. Smooooooooth, JeffCO] -watertiger
I've nothing against a little chocolate or honey, but when it comes to... dessert... I say, if it's not all over your face you're not really enjoying it.
Tis amusing to me that those here use names, such as above, to express a sentiment they do not truly believe in.
Eli, the God of peace, proposes that the magnetic poet is a fool?
From what side of the fence does Eli speak?
I don't suppose it's occurred to you that "Eli" might be my actual name?
And I'm pretty sure I didn't propose that you are a fool, at least not yet.
SPORK!
sweden lost?
Eli--we're up, kid.
My daughter worked at an ice cream shop that had awesome Mango ice cream. So tart and smooth.
Prolly like like the women here at Eschaton.
Black Hole: The Story of Dick Cheney's Heart
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I say, if it's not all over your face you're not really enjoying it.
JeffCO
Now THAT'S smooth!
[waves listelessly to tigre.]
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Eli--we're up, kid.
Hey, I know. If anything, I'm probably Black Holier than thou.
Dude, the Chi Rhos are fuckin' lame.
I do not speak of college fraternity.
In the dim future we'll keep evolving but not in accord with the laws of
nature; under new laws, we'll become something else, not human, not
even animal: the result of the complete untethering of humanity from
it's natural foundations. Humanity will have been outlawed and rooted
out, like the wilderness was before it. Our souls will be drained like
the wild marshes, gutted like the subdivided prairies. White coats, and
clean hands: all behind neat closed doors. There will be no screams to hear.
Stoopit scientists.
I don't watch programs that have punctuation or initials in the title. E.R. no, Law & Order no, CSI god no. Law & Order:SVU double no. I hated all that stuff when I read it in the paper. Why spend an hour or two watching it on tv? I'm just quirky that way.
mini pecan pies....and strawberrry shortcake!!
OK -- I guess Hecate can come without bringing dessert then.....
I'm pretty sure I saw this underground complex get blown up in a James Bond movie.
Cinnamon, when it's well made, is like an ideal ice cream flavor for its simplicity. But it is also improved by caramel.
Just talked to friend who lives in L.V. and is totally not into politics. Asked him if he'd heard about Yearly Kos and he said, "Are you fucking kidding me? Yearly Kos is the talk of this burg!"
Do they have a machine that goes "ping"?
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I've nothing against a little chocolate or honey, but when it comes to... dessert... I say, if it's not all over your face you're not really enjoying it.
Oh. My.
I am *totally* buying Kristy Swanson as a quantum nuclear physicist.
Poetic champions compose; dith and MagPo type.
once again, i picked the right horse, but the stupid jockey rode him too slow. stupid jockeys.
"Are you fucking kidding me? Yearly Kos is the talk of this burg!"
I guess when there are presidential candidates flying into town, it's tough not to be a top local story. Good stuff!
JR--well, you're the least scholarly pedant that i've come across so far.
(you don't provide any credible information to support your diktat.)
i'm just curious as to what your thoughts are in relation to the available evidence . . .
spork -- why are you listless?
"I'm privileged to be the senior Democrat on the committee that oversees FEMA, so I hope I can have some positive influence on their behalf," Lieberman said.
missy's brother
you mean like the 42-minute hearing he and susan collins co-chaired for the confirmation for michael brown -- and concluded with a resounding endorsement.
fuck, everybody stock up on water...
We have suckage!!!
Met some friends at a place in DC today called Love Cafe that is famous for its cupcakes. I had orange frosting on a chocolate cupcake. Very, very nice.
Eli, quality entertainment!
I am *totally* buying Kristy Swanson as a quantum nuclear physicis
I didn't even recognize her...but I'm mighty tired.
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Ya'll sell out.
Does gravity... usually work like this? My experience has always been that it's more of a steady tug...
flory -
Just tired.
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OK -- time to grill the sturgeon....
Later.
Hecate --
Actually, T&T held the game scoreless, their goalie blocking several certain goals -- a game tied nothing to nothing may not sound exciting, but soccer is all defense -- this is an upset
Ivory Coast scoring against Argentina is also impressive (even though they lost, but they were down 2-0 & made an impressive attempt at a comeback)
England beat Paraguay 1-0 but it was an own goal -- if you are going to bounce the ball off your head, make sure it goes the right direction (I'm sure that is good advice in all walks of life)
Of course I know nothing about sports, but ai live with a novice who got his MA at the University of Durham in County Durham (NOT NC)!
Um, did I just see a giant fighting alien robot? WTF is happening here?
Oops -- sorry. Looked like JoeBob Backhoe operator had come between me and half the net for a minute. But then I remembered my Linksys bug. Rebooted, an' now I see you, again!
McNair: He's only 33 or 34, I think. Still, that's near the end of a useful life for most QBs. The impression with the locals is that no one outide of the area really thought he was that good, ever... even when he was co-MVP, folx here said he got no respect.
His running game will be missed, but Chow didn't like him doing it, it would seem, and given that his injuries were becoming more debilitating these last few seasons, that may have been the right call. He was never that fast, but he's big, moves well, and is hard to take down.
I'll be surprised if he plays half the season with the Dirty Birds before he gets benched with a bad injury.
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Does gravity... usually work like this? My experience has always been that it's more of a steady tug...
Gravity is only a theory so your experiences are probably wrong.
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NO! NO! NO!
"Kent, what are you doing, you're going the wrong way!"
[waves listelessly to tigre.]
[waves sleepily at spork]
one of those days, ami?
"Kent? Kent? Are you there? I'm losing you"
I just got in this sci-fi movie thing, but is this about a bad "phone sex" experience?
I am *totally* buying Kristy Swanson as a quantum nuclear physicist
It's Kirsty and she's queen of the slipstream.
It takes literally weeks of prepping to drop a building of any appreciable size. The prepping involves a large number of charges, free access to the points, and usually partial cutting of structural members.
This renders the building unusable during the prep, and is not the sport of thing that goes un-noticed.
It takes literally weeks of prepping to drop a building of any appreciable size. The prepping involves a large number of charges, free access to the points, and usually partial cutting of structural members.
This renders the building unusable during the prep, and is not the sport of thing that goes un-noticed.
"Kent, what are you doing, you're going the wrong way!"
"How does she know where we're going?"
We have suckage!!!
In more ways than one.
will that anguished palestinian child be the next kim phuc?
Wow I remember when Tom Arnold was in the Breakfast Club.
Holy crap - this film just took a definite turn for the Nelson.
we are snacking on key lime pie, but it's not as firm as I would have liked it. alas.
Judd Nelson needs an answering machine.
Poetic champions compose; dith and MagPo type.
JeffCO
dith is the poet of the century.
why he's bigger than bukowski.
"get to the door i lost my house key, pick up my book, i read bukowski."
one of those days, ami?
I fought the urge all day to take to bed with a stack of books.
Still, tonight's cinematic crapfest might perk me up...
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Ah, Judd Nelson is a burned out loser who has never recovered from his Horrible Tragedy.
Well done.
JeffCO--hey, don't be dissing a great Van Morrison song.
Although Judd Nelson might send me straight to bed afterall.
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No....it was exactly 3 hours!
Wow I remember when Tom Arnold was in the Breakfast Club.
he was? whoa....
McNair: He's only 33 or 34, I think. Still, that's near the end of a useful life for most QBs. The impression with the locals is that no one outide of the area really thought he was that good, ever... even when he was co-MVP, folx here said he got no respect.
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well, i was outside the area, and i thought he was hot shit. i also thought he was kind of underrated though. i hope he stays healthy. didn't really follow the ravens last season and don't know what their o line looks like. most qbs don't mind lining up behind jonathan ogden anyway, but he's just one guy.
They're going to shoot the black hole with machine guns! That'll learn it!
I fought the urge all day to take to bed with a stack of books.
sounds like my day. Spent half of it unconscious.
Matt Bors' Idiot Box, one of the best new cartoonists out there, on Dennis Hastert.
Kristy Swanson is wearing glasses so you know she is teh smart.
Judd Nelson & Kristi Swanson's theatrical experience...only theoretical
Eli--suckage is a Good Thing.
Why are those darn scientists always "accelerating the schedule"?" Will they never learn?
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JeffCO--hey, don't be dissing a great Van Morrison song. -Sallyh
Dis? I'm listening to it now - much better than the dialogue. Now all that's missing is someone to help share this... dessert.
"theoretical has become reality."
did he just say "nucular"?
Oh, sounds like they are being helped by the Bush Administration...
...sounds like we should all be safe now.
Gahhhh..."nukuler".
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Eli--suckage is a Good Thing.
I wanna know where the giant alien robot came from. Did I imagine it, or is it one of those random wicker mummy kind of things?
"It's called a black hole!"
or 7
Why are those darn scientists always "accelerating the schedule"?" Will they never learn?
You know, if they built a schedule accelerator, that would *really* be a big timesaver.
Spent half of it unconscious.
Well done!
How were the fights?
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Anti-dim rally today on a steamboat off the docks of Natchez. We pushed off and rolled down the river, it's big current carrying us past the wilderness of the Old South. You could feel the history in the river. Fish crows on the Sycamores. Ahingas sporting catches, their necks like snakes poking through the water. A friend caught a giant Gar, a prehistoric fish, we dedictated that catch to the anti dim cause. The sky was powder blue. The speeches were old fashioned and pure as a gambler's cigar.
dweee doo dum dee dodo dababa abba did
dith
do be do be do
Frank Sinatra
Why are those darn scientists always "accelerating the schedule"?" Will they never learn?
They don't watch the SciFi channel much.
Judd Nelson -- he's the one who was always flaring his nostrils, right?
. Did I imagine it, or is it one of those random wicker mummy kind of things?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH-MON!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH-MON!
In a Stephen Hawking voice.
Judd Nelson's nostrils are two black holes.
How were the fights?
Biggest card we've ever had. 14 fights. My mother was there - she loved it!
Wow, Judd was channelling a bit o' Shatner there.
"Something...was...different!"
Why are those darn scientists always "accelerating the schedule"?" Will they never learn?
Never.
I wish lion kitty would come in so I could ask him whether this is possible or not.
Judd Nelson -- he's the one who was always flaring his nostrils, right?
Why, do you find that sexy?
*performs nostril warmup exercises*
Biggest card we've ever had. 14 fights. My mother was there - she loved it!
watertiger
Did you have a good bakery sale too?
Olaf glad and big: well, i was outside the area, and i thought he was hot shit. i also thought he was kind of underrated though. i hope he stays healthy. didn't really follow the ravens last season and don't know what their o line looks like. most qbs don't mind lining up behind jonathan ogden anyway, but he's just one guy.
Well, the locals probably got part of their impression (or so it has been explained to me) from the fact that when the Rush Limbaugh/ESPN shit hit the fan, no one ever mentioned McNair as a "successful black QB," which he certainly was.
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i remember reading somewhere that mcnair was recruited by the school where favre was playing (ol'miss?). he didn't go because he wouldn't start while favre was there. so they were in college at the same time, but favre is a couple of years older.
Biggest card we've ever had. 14 fights. My mother was there - she loved it!
Were you in any of them, or were you emceeing? Or bikini roundcard girl?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH-MON!
BLAAAAAAACKKKKKKK HOOOOLLLLLLLE!!!!!!
Why, do you find that sexy?
Certainly not!
You could have parked a couple of Cadillacs in that guy's nostrils.
She's running a dith check?
Judd Nelson's hair looks like he's met up with the black hole before.
JR w kerosene and a match--There were reports from people that worked at WTC that bomb sniffing dogs were removed from the towers during the weekend two weeks prior. (they were made mandatory following the 1993 bombing.)
From the Complete 9/11 Timeline:
Jimmy Walter, a millionaire from California, spends more than $5 million promoting the theory that there was a US government conspiracy behind the 9/11 attacks. Walter, the heir to an $11 million fortune, runs full-page adverts in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, the New Yorker, and Newsweek. He also runs television adverts: One of these questions why Building 7 of the World Trade Center collapsed on 9/11 despite not being hit by any plane, another suggests that Flight 77 never flew into the Pentagon. He offers a prize of $1 million to anyone who can prove that the WTC buildings collapsed in the way the US government says, without the use of explosives. Walter tells the New York Times, “It just isn’t possible that 19 screw-ups with box cutters pulled this whole thing off.”
http://
www.cooperativeresearch.o...=Perform+Search
Kristy would like to help Judd, but she's got a killer free cell game going.
The coffee! THE COFFEE!!! NOOOOO!!!
Is Judd Nelson from an evil alternate universe?
That's the only thing that will explain that beard.
Certainly not!
You could have parked a couple of Cadillacs in that guy's nostrils.
Ah. I see.
*stands down from nostril exercises*
And now, for some tasteful Ann Coulter jokes:
Don Imus once said, "If Howard Stern beats me in the ratings, I'll eat a dead dog's penis." Wow. Who would have thought he was talking about Ann's?
Ann Coulter walks into a bar and says, "Bartender! I swallowed my boyfriend's dick!" The bartender says, "Shouldn't you be in a doctor's office, then? That's how the joke goes, you know." Ann says, "I tried, but my doctor's a homophobe."
Ann shouldn't have dodged that cream pie. It's the closest she'll ever come to conception.
Ann's the new sideshow, the "Dice" of her set, the political equivalent of a dead fetus in a jar. An extra five bucks and you can sniff the formaldehyde, kid.
sounds like my day. Spent half of it unconscious.
watertiger | Homepage | 06.10.06 - 9:17 pm | #
I wish I had. The wife's da is morphing into something of a wingnut...it's kind of a fascinating process, because you can see all this fear and anxiety getting transmuted into regressive, blame-the-victim horseshit, and you think "it's not just my imagination...this really is how it happens."
On the other hand, it's totally depressing and exhausting, and she's very upset about it.
One more thing to resent these fuckers for.
Jimmy Walter, a millionaire from California, spends more than $5 million promoting the theory that there was a US government conspiracy behind the 9/11 attacks. W
I've believed from Day One that it was an inside job all the way.
That's why they don't want to capture OBL - if he isn't already dead!
Anyone want some steak and shrimp?
notice how "machine-gunning babies" has turned into a swallowable pill?
Kristy would like to help Judd, but she's got a killer free cell game going.
Apparently she's been in worse spots than this before.
Judd Nelson's hair looks like he's met up with the black hole before.
I'm thinking he's going for the Trotsky look.
Maybe the black hole will kill him with an ice axe.
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BLAAAAAAACKKKKKKK HOOOOLLLLLLLE!!!!!!
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 06.10.06 - 9:22 pm | #
Are you singing the song by the Urinals, or getting sucked into one?
Did you have a good bakery sale too?
Yup. It pays to put a petite older woman behind the counter. Grand Marnier brownies were the big sellers.
And no, Eli, I wasn't the round card girl. Emcee. Which was hell in the boots I was wearing. Climbing in and out of the ring 28+ times had my dogs barkin' by the end of the night.
Y'know, this "big buckin' chicken" commercial is really not funny.
Goodnight, Moonbats. Sweet, sweet dreams.
will that anguished palestinian child be the next kim phuc?
gary in fl
you had to go make me google. tell me the name is pronounced a different way.
i thought video of the wailing grandmother whose house was demolished for no reason was going to have more impact.
guess there is a high tolerance level for anguish.
On the other hand, it's totally depressing and exhausting, and she's very upset about it.
One more thing to resent these fuckers for.c
Yeah, my dad turned into a total wingnut before he died.
And my older brother is getting there.
Y'know, this "big buckin' chicken" commercial is really not funny.
Nope. None of the BBC commercials are. They should stick with the King.
Outstanding new blogger Disgruntled Chemist is disgruntled about America's arrogant stupidity.
Well, the locals probably got part of their impression (or so it has been explained to me) from the fact that when the Rush Limbaugh/ESPN shit hit the fan, no one ever mentioned McNair as a "successful black QB," which he certainly was.
-jp
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that whole thing was weird anyway. successful black quarterbacks are no longer an anomoly at all. mcnair has never done endorsements and stuff either. he just plays football.
Hey!
How's Tonsil Boy?
dith | 06.10.06 - 9:19 pm
That must be some powerful shit that dithshit does.
Are you singing the song by the Urinals, or getting sucked into one?
I don't know what I'm doing.
watertiger, I fucking HATE that commercial too.
I am *totally* buying Kristy Swanson as a quantum nuclear physicist.
Eli | Homepage | 06.10.06 - 9:09 pm
The original Buffy tVS?
jello | Homepage | 06.10.06 - 9:26 pm |
Yyyyyyyyyeah, we're gonna have to go ahead and ask you for a fairer-skinned victim...yyyyeah.
Y'know, this "big buckin' chicken" commercial is really not funny.
The only time I see commercials is during Sat. night Sci-Fi...I hate them all.
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Oh Lordy, next Saturday's "Bats" movie really does look like mocking-bait.
Android Apocalypse looks promising.
Bats.
Didn't they already do a bats movie?
Didn't they already do a bats movie?
That *is* the bats movie.
I don't do dim drugs. I drink whiskey, beer, and homemade wine, that's it.
Android Apocalypse looks promising.
Yes.
"How is this possible???"
Why is Judd Nelson running to and fro?
B7, BINGO!!!
BINGO BITCHES!
The original Buffy tVS?
Yep.
Is it spiking or plateauing? I'm confused.
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Thanks Teddy:
Opponents of a proposed wind farm off the coast of Massachsetts inserted a provision into the 2006 Defense Authorization Act barring federal permits for new wind projects pending completion of a study on whether wind turbines may interfere with military radar.
What a fucking asshole.
Thanks Teddy:
Opponents of a proposed wind farm off the coast of Massachsetts inserted a provision into the 2006 Defense Authorization Act barring federal permits for new wind projects pending completion of a study on whether wind turbines may interfere with military radar.
What a fucking asshole.
Amigos...
get a good strong greep jour Outrage-O-Meters.
Guantanamo suicides 'an act of war'
June 11, 2006
THE commander of the US Joint Task Force Guantanamo, Rear Admiral Harry Harris has described the overnight suicide of three inmates "as an act of war".
so.
American souls are deadened by not acknowledging how insulting advertising normally is. Americans are the weakest, most submissive people in the world because of advertising: it is the most natural thing to be insulted to your face a hundred times before reaching the office.
THE commander of the US Joint Task Force Guantanamo, Rear Admiral Harry Harris has described the overnight suicide of three inmates "as an act of war".
*head explodes*
(which is almost certainly an act of war)
THE commander of the US Joint Task Force Guantanamo, Rear Admiral Harry Harris has described the overnight suicide of three inmates "as an act of war".
Scottish Suicide Squad
Olaf glad and big: that whole thing was weird anyway. successful black quarterbacks are no longer an anomoly at all. mcnair has never done endorsements and stuff either. he just plays football.
Yeah, he's not a limelight-seekin' kind of guy. I've met him, and he just seems unsure of himself, speaking in public (he and some of the other players came to a United Way function at the former employers', an' I got to help set up the IT stuff beforehand... like usual). He strikes me as shy for a multimillionaire NFL guy.
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Oh Lordy, next Saturday's "Bats" movie really does look like mocking-bait
"We started it . . . we'll have to finish it."
I spoke to TonsilBoy's mother yesterday, and now that the swelling has gone down, he's in a bit more pain. Apparently, that's what happens. But it should get better from here on out.
Jeff Goldblum would have figured this all out already.
Wow. Judd Nelson is really *living* this part.
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June 11, 2006
THE commander of the US Joint Task Force Guantanamo, Rear Admiral Harry Harris has described the overnight suicide of three inmates "as an act of war".
This proves they had something to hide! Despondent civilians never kill themselves!
Okay, so, I can only assume that the block hole is also a wormhole, and it keeps pulling random weird shit in from other dimensions or something.
Just heard some bullsnap coming from my neighbor's TV (across the hall with all doors and windows open). The talking head (Nancy Grace? Who knows) referred to the accuser in as "the allegged accuser."
My question, to the lawyer-types who frequent this board - is this the common way in which accusers are labeled in the American justice system before the case goes to trial or is this just an extreme example.
Because it seems to me that if someone accuses someone of a crime publicly, that person is now a full-blown accuser. What would make them an alleged accuser?
Why is Judd Nelson running to and fro?
Are his nostrils flaring?
THE commander of the US Joint Task Force Guantanamo, Rear Admiral Harry Harris has described the overnight suicide of three inmates "as an act of war".
WHAT?!
The sad result of the world's endless insult.
That must be some powerful shit that dithshit does.
Terry
talk about prehistoric.
wow, a namestealer. been a while.
"They are smart. They are creative, they are committed. They have no regard for life, neither ours nor their own. I believe this was not an act of desperation, but an act of asymmetrical warfare waged against us," Rear Adm. Harris said.
You betcha. That's how it works, absolutely. You motherfucker (Harris), you.
Imagine if Judd Nelson mated with Nancy Grace?
Monster Nostril Baby!
jp, from what i have heard mcnair is really just a country boy. likes to spend the off season hanging on his porch. maybe go fishing now and then.
Judd must have made this movie while appearing off Broadway in "Eraserhead: The Musical"
Of course, anything that came *out* of a black hole should immediately get sucked right back in...
Something came out of the hole?
We may get some eatage yet.
Woo hoo!!
THE commander of the US Joint Task Force Guantanamo, Rear Admiral Harry Harris has described the overnight suicide of three inmates "as an act of war".
Well, that's just...just...
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Maybe you were right, Eli. Maybe there was some alien robot.
I guess the namestealer is upset about the Teddy Kennedy/ GW Bush Amnesty Plan.
how's that working out for ya?
Not THAT ladies and gentlemen is ACTING, what a death scene!
Why are they firing at it?
THE commander of the US Joint Task Force Guantanamo, Rear Admiral Harry Harris has described the overnight suicide of three inmates "as an act of war".
HOW DARE THEY. THOSE BASTARDS. We can only hope that adequate counseling is available for the brave Americans touched by this treachery.
Yes, if the guns don't work, throw a chair.
Oh boy, a black hole monster!!
Excellent!!
Though unlikely.
Because it seems to me that if someone accuses someone of a crime publicly, that person is now a full-blown accuser. What would make them an alleged accuser?
Yasonyacky, turrist magnet |
The important fact here is that Nancy Grace is an alleged ghoul.
Man, this is some great science right here.
Puke-inducing alien robots!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world...cas/
5068228.stm
The howlingly appropriately titled REAR ADMIRAL Harry Harris, Camp Commander at Gitmo, claims inmate suicides are "not an act of desperation but an act of warfare against us".
Here's a local wingnut who ♥s Coulter...
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Jeffraham Prestonian
That woman looks as though she had plastic surgery to make her look more like her dog.
I left a comment.
THE commander of the US Joint Task Force Guantanamo, Rear Admiral Harry Harris has described the overnight suicide of three inmates "as an act of war".
Ummm, what the fuck?
I spoke to TonsilBoy's mother yesterday, and now that the swelling has gone down, he's in a bit more pain. Apparently, that's what happens. But it should get better from here on out.
watertiger |
I -know-. Poor little guy. I hope he has lots and lots of Daiquiri ice and raspberry sherbet.
Hey, it's Carl Wallenda!
Americans are the weakest, most submissive people in the world because of advertising: it is the most natural thing to be insulted to your face a hundred times before reaching the office.
kei & yuri won't leave | 06.10.06 - 9:30 pm | #
I couldn't agree more on the agreeingest day of my life if I had an electrified agreeing machine.
It just gets worse and worse, too. Listening to the car radio these days is like having a backseat full of hyperactive, illiterate sociopaths. I get kind of wistful about the days when advertisers were supposed to think of themselves as respectful guests in listeners' homes.
Oh, this is right out of that old episode of 'Jonny Quest!"
The original Buffy tVS?
Yep.
Eli | Homepage | 06.10.06 - 9:29 pm
Andy: [after the vampires attack] They had this look in their eyes, totally animal. I think they were young Republicans.
"The two are connected."
"But they're separated!"
Of course, anything that came *out* of a black hole should immediately get sucked right back in...
It's Judd Nelson's nostrils that are black holes: big black holes! Look at those damn things!
"They are smart. They are creative, they are committed. They have no regard for life, neither ours nor their own. I believe this was not an act of desperation, but an act of asymmetrical warfare waged against us," Rear Adm. Harris said.
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it occurs to me that things might be different if high ranking officers like this guy had some notion of what war is.
Also, when Iraqi civilians die, they're doing it on purpose to make us look bad.
(What do you know, we are Israel now [as certain parties have been warning]. Their deathculture explains away all atrocities! If it didn't exist it would have to be pulled out of some liar's ass and exploited to the hilt.)
Olaf glad and big: jp, from what i have heard mcnair is really just a country boy. likes to spend the off season hanging on his porch. maybe go fishing now and then.
That was my impression -- granted, I didn't have any in-depth interaction with the man, but just the small talk about the computers/projectors I was setting up, and the fact that I know a lot of good ol' country boys led me to that conclusion.
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4legs--sounds good.
Could i interest you in a little duck a l'orange with truffled risotto?
wow, a namestealer. been a while.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari |
I had one this morning.
Hey, it's Carl Wallenda!
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I think res is maybe a little... alarmingly obsessed with Judd Nelson's nostrils.
I think she may have... nostril envy.
Hold up. So some crazy electrical space alien robot monster comes out of the black hole and goes dancing off down the power lines and they're just going to drive after it?
I namestole myself but had nothing to add.
It's Judd Nelson's nostrils that are black holes: big black holes!
I made that same joke at 9:20 and I didn't even get a 'heh.'
it occurs to me that things might be different if high ranking officers like this guy had some notion of what war is.
Maybe he should give them a taste of their own medicine.
spork_incident: Well, that's just...just...
... uh... up-is-downish? No shit.
"Our enemies are cunning -- they kill themselves as a tactic!"
God Damn Stupid Fucking Idiots.
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It just gets worse and worse, too. Listening to the car radio these days is like having a backseat full of hyperactive, illiterate sociopaths. I get kind of wistful about the days when advertisers were supposed to think of themselves as respectful guests in listeners' homes.
Phila
It's tough to filter out the "aggressively dumb" material that one encounters at every turn and still maintain an even keel.
Oh, this is right out of that old episode of 'Jonny Quest!"
It's reminding me of an old Twilight Zone episode.
Hey, what was wrong with your TV?
It just gets worse and worse, too. Listening to the car radio these days is like having a backseat full of hyperactive, illiterate sociopaths. I get kind of wistful about the days when advertisers were supposed to think of themselves as respectful guests in listeners' homes.
Phila | Homepage | 06.10.06 - 9:35 pm | #
Phila, I have cut both teevee and radio out of my life. It's much better.
This proves they had something to hide! Despondent civilians never kill themselves! ~ kei & yuri won't leave
kei & yuri,
si, thees ees close to the thoughts that rrran through my mind as well.
Eef joo put aside all the spitting, and the maldiciones.
so.
Hold up. So some crazy electrical space alien robot monster comes out of the black hole and goes dancing off down the power lines and they're just going to drive after it? -watertiger
It's a total MELF.
Hold up. So some crazy electrical space alien robot monster comes out of the black hole and goes dancing off down the power lines and they're just going to drive after it?
Judd Nelson is a *really* fast driver.
Eh, I got nothing.
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that whole thing was weird anyway. successful black quarterbacks are no longer an anomoly at all. mcnair has never done endorsements and stuff either. he just plays football.
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista! |
I'm a fan of McNair's ability but his off field items(drinking, wifey getting him pills as a nurse) could have probably weighed in on his getting ednorsement deals. He's a pretty good guy on the whole but with stars everything is made into items of scrutiny.
Expect the Titans to do well with Vince and the Ravens with McNair/Mason, but if things are bad in Tennessee look for leaks to limit the preceived damage of McNair's loss.
Bud Adams is often that way. The Titans unloaded cap each of thew past three seasons, getting worse as they did. They're do a resurgence and Young will thrive in Chow's system. Imagine what Leinert and Palmer did, with a guy who can take it the distance with his feet. Norm Chow's offense should have a very high cieling with Vince's ability.
It's almost as deviously clever as when they managed to threaten us with WMD without having any!!
Americans are not all weak and submissive, that's a dim projecting itself onto others.
Where's the catblogs? I want catblogs! I want Wiley and Gizmo!
Hold up. So some crazy electrical space alien robot monster comes out of the black hole and goes dancing off down the power lines and they're just going to drive after it?
I guess so.
Also, when Iraqi civilians die, they're doing it on purpose to make us look bad.
Ratfucking is all the Republicans know.
Hold up. So some crazy electrical space alien robot monster comes out of the black hole and goes dancing off down the power lines and they're just going to drive after it?
I think Electrical Spider is separate entity from Giant Alien Robot.
yeah that napoleon dynamite is pretty funny.
I get kind of wistful about the days when advertisers were supposed to think of themselves as respectful guests in listeners' homes.
*sigh*
I think it was Letterman who said the other night that now that Zarkawi, the world's No. 1 lunatic, was dead it allowed Ann Coulter to move up to that position.
Didn't Cafferty say that Zarkawi's death meant that Coulter had lost her best chance for a husband?
res ipsa loquitur '
Leno said he liked her better when she was doing battle with Sigourney Weaver in those "Alien" movies.
Not to many dims are scotch-irish.
Where's the catblogs? I want catblogs! I want Wiley and Gizmo!
Have some lion kitty maxx instead.
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...y-
blogging.html
Didn't Cafferty say that Zarkawi's death meant that Coulter had lost her best chance for a husband?
res ipsa loquitur '
Meow!
They're due*
Ratfucking is all the Republicans know.
Yep.
Explains just about everything.
Listening to the car radio these days is like having a backseat full of hyperactive, illiterate sociopaths.
Sharing a car with Bush and his closest "advisors."
LARRY KING IS DOING LIVE INTERVIEWS FROM SAN QUENTIN PRISON.
Have some lion kitty maxx instead.
Or a puppy. Everyone likes puppies.
yeah that napoleon dynamite is pretty funny.
jack | 06.10.06 - 9:38 pm |
When we saw pieces of it we couldn't escape the nagging impression that it was permeated with a gentle racism (among its other flaws). No way, we decided, leave the Trotshyite traitor-hunting at home.
And then Nacho Libre advertisements appeared...Gorsh but Mexicans sure are primitive, heh hehe heh...
Neil Young is on SNL ce soir.
So now they're stormchasers?
Eli, I think we're running about average on intelligent dialogue.
I'm a fan of McNair's ability but his off field items(drinking, wifey getting him pills as a nurse) could have probably weighed in on his getting ednorsement deals. He's a pretty good guy on the whole but with stars everything is made into items of scrutiny.
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most nfl players drink. almost all of them abuse pain killing medications to some extent. that can't be the reason.
And then Nacho Libre advertisements appeared...
He (Jack Black) is on SNL tonight, aussi.
So now they're stormchasers?
Cow.
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I think it'd be a pretty funny running gag if that one guy threw up every time something happened.
She leaves the TV on?
And all this guy cares about is coffee?
That helicopter is goin' down.
Lazer Floyd it's gone plumb crazy!!!!
Welcome to Atrios' House 'o Alphanumerics.
I recommend the soup of derangement.
It's out of this world!
THESE ARE CRIMINALS.
I'M FASCINATED BY THE CRIMINAL MIND.
I'M FASCINATED BY THE TRAINS OF THOUGHT THAT WOULD LEAD A MAN TO MURDER.
LIFE SEEMS SO GOOD, WHY WOULD SOMEBODY KILL SOMEBODY?
ALL MURDER IS IRRATIONAL.
The use of handheld cameras means we should feel a sense of urgency.
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Man, I would hate to be the one to tell the president that we were facing a black hole *and* an alien robot monster.
And then Nacho Libre advertisements appeared...Gorsh but Mexicans sure are primitive, heh hehe heh...
kei & yuri tigerius kac(h)au | 06.10.06 - 9:41 pm | #
I had no interest in ND when it came out...couldn't stand the look of the guy with perennially unclosed mouth. Some people I know liked it, though.
But this new one...sheesh. Really fucking offensive ads, is all I'll say.
It's almost as deviously clever as when they managed to threaten us with WMD without having any!!
those crazy Iranians could have a nuclear weapon in TEN TO FIFTEEN YEARS. we must nuke them next week, or else all is lost!
the fall rollout of the Iran campaign, it'll be interesting to see how many D's resist it. besides Big Joe, I mean.
Larry King? Meh.
CNBC does a prison show every Friday, unless they've changed it since the days when I only got up to channel 23.
The black hole looks a lot bigger than it can possibly really be...
Oh, he drives a Hummer.
Mr.Murder: Bud Adams is often that way. The Titans unloaded cap each of thew past three seasons, getting worse as they did. They're do a resurgence and Young will thrive in Chow's system. Imagine what Leinert and Palmer did, with a guy who can take it the distance with his feet. Norm Chow's offense should have a very high cieling with Vince's ability.
Still, Volek's the starter... and he's not the risk-taker McNair was on the ground. The o-line will keep him from getting too banged up, so, I dunno at what point Vince will get on the field... other than the pre-season.
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Man, I would hate to be the one to tell the president that we were facing a black hole *and* an alien robot monster.
Eli
And interrupt his vacation?