I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

first?


FRIST!


GravatarProbably not third....


Gravatarror grabs it.


GravatarRORSCHACH YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED FOR OUT-FRISTING THE DA-LEKS!

EXTERMINATE!
EX-TERM-IN-ATE!!
EX-TERM-IN-AAAAAATE!!!!


GravatarI used the Force.


GravatarShiny, shiny shoes...


GravatarShiny, shiny shoes...
Marcia Brady∞ | 06.16.06 - 11:24 pm | #


Like these?


GravatarTry? There is no try.
.


GravatarSo, I'm channel surfing, and I see Tim-meh on Charlie Rose's show. What the fuck does NBC do to make Tim-meh look animated on Sundays? He looks and sounds awful tonight on PBS.


GravatarI've had enough of gettin shot in the head


GravatarWell, A, face the. Depends upon it.

Saying just.


GravatarShiny, shiny shoes...
Marcia Brady∞ | 06.16.06 - 11:24 pm | #

Like these?
rorschach


Those things are for show, not for go.


GravatarShiny, shiny shoes...
Marcia Brady∞ | 06.16.06 - 11:24 pm | #

Like these?
==

Those are pretty shiny, but does anyone remember the ones with goldfish in the soles?


GravatarYou just knew a DC grand jury was going to give a sistah a pass. Can I get a "Hell Yeah!!!"


GravatarShiny, shiny shoes...
Marcia Brady∞ | 06.16.06 - 11:24 pm | #

Like these?
rorschach



fookin' 'ell . . . Shoe Porn? Where's Atta?




(Night all. Do what A-daddy says and don't shoot anyone in the face, unless you tell them to go fuck themselves first . . . )


GravatarLike these?
rorschach


I was thinking more along the lines of black patent...


GravatarSpeaking of drinking -- what's Atrios been into?


Gravatarmust sleep i. day long family with tomorrow.


GravatarLike these?

Those shoes make me think of one of my nieces, a stripper.


GravatarHow are Daleks different from Lileks?


GravatarLike these?
rorschach


what, no goldfish?


GravatarDA-LEKS DO NOT SHOOT IN THE FACE. DA-LEKS DIS-INTEGRATE THE ENTIRE BEING!
OBEY THE DA-LEKS! OBEY! OBEY!! OOO-BEYYY!!!


GravatarAh yeah!


Gravatarmena: Those are pretty shiny, but does anyone remember the ones with goldfish in the soles?

I used to drink goldfish out of those.
.


GravatarGeminis. You have to love them.


GravatarGeminis. You have to love them.


GravatarLike these?
rorschach


Oh my.

There was an article in this months W, about a pair of shoes designed by Christian LaCroix. The heel is a perfume bottle....


Gravatareleventy-seventh.....


GravatarSpeaking of drinking -- what's Atrios been into?
flory


I haven't had alcohol in a long time. But I can't kick the stupid assed cigs. And it pisses me off.


GravatarHow are Daleks different from Lileks?

Grammar, spellling, punctuation, and a whif of potential sanity.


GravatarWater sweet tiger sleep dreams.


GravatarThose shoes make me think of one of my nieces, a stripper.
masculine_monica_nyc | 06.16.06 - 11:27 pm | #


Many of my friends in New Orleans were strippers, so those shoes make me all nostalgic.


GravatarFIRST!!!
Oh, he he... sorry...
bye


Gravatar What the fuck does NBC do to make Tim-meh look animated on Sundays?

He needs to bath in the blood of a Republican virgin. Unfortunately, they've been increasingly hard to find.


GravatarHow are Daleks different from Lileks?
Thers, Mighty


They don't spawn.


GravatarI haven't had alcohol in a long time. But I can't kick the stupid assed cigs. And it pisses me off.
Max Planck

the gum worked for me


GravatarThe heel is a perfume bottle....
flory | 06.16.06 - 11:28 pm | #

and Marie Antoinette owns several pair....


GravatarWHAT ARE LILEKS?
THEY MUST O-BEY THE DA-LEKS OR BE EXTERMINATED!
O-BEY THE DA-LEKS!
O-BEY! O-BEY!! O-BEYYY!!!


GravatarThose shoes make me think of one of my nieces, a stripper.
==


There you go.


Gravatar
I was thinking more along the lines of black patent...
Marcia Brady∞ | 06.16.06 - 11:27 pm | #


These are nice.


GravatarGeminis. You have to love them.
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed


That was a lovely birthday card for Miss Thing.

And the thing about us geminis is...we know we're special.


GravatarYou just knew

Stop being such a whiner and take charge of your life. Pack up your whiny-ass belongings and get up to Idaho and put your cracker shoulder to the wheel and start building the White Aryan state!


GravatarBreaking! Box Turtle Ben Domenech attacks San Francisco...

http://www.superdickery.com/othe.../other/ 109.html


Gravatarou just knew a DC grand jury was going to give a sistah a pass. Can I get a "Hell Yeah!!!"
Rep. McKinney


john aravosis owes you an apology. of course he wouldn't have said anything if you were a millionairess.


GravatarI regret that I have but one Curly and one embarrassing story to give to my fellow Atriots!
.


Gravatarthe gum worked for me
TTuxedo


California basically outlawing smoking worked for me. Couldn't deal with the hassle of finding places I could still smoke.


GravatarThese are nice.
rorschach


Yes. Yes they are.

Did I mention my birthday was a few days ago?


GravatarEh. too tired to be funny.

Just gross.

c'est la vie.


Gravataroddly, i quit smoking by sheer will. still not sure how that worked.


GravatarRose actually asked Tim-meh about Plame, though I missed the question, itself.

Tim-meh: "Well, it's easy for me. When you tell the truth, you only have to remember one story."


GravatarAtrios is dith, by this thread heading.


GravatarI haven't had alcohol in a long time. But I can't kick the stupid assed cigs. And it pisses me off.
Max Planck

I'm perfectly happy for those of you who manage to "kick" both these habits. Just as I am happy for those of you who choose to exercise.

I ain't gonna kick, I ain't gonna exercise.

Gonna kick the bucket mine own way. Hoping, intending to cost none of you one thin dime in the process.


GravatarI've been trying to use my willpower to start smoking, but so far it hasn't worked. I don't have that kind of stick-to-it-iveness.


GravatarAnd the thing about us geminis is...we know we're special
==

My sister's birthday was last week. It's not like it doesn't show.


GravatarThese are nice.
rorschach


Yes they are, and the ankle that's in them isn't bad either.
.


GravatarPatent is nice
But black alligator
Is only for later.


GravatarCalifornia basically outlawing smoking worked for me.

I love anti-smoking legislation. People who know that I smoke (and I srtive to keep that number low) are surprised when I tell them that.

I always request non-smoking sections in eating establishments. It's my monkey, and I have no right to make it somebody else's.


GravatarA commitment to bipartisan legislating and to a politics that’s neither left nor right might have been a necessity for Warner in Virginia, a southern Red state where he faced a a Republican legislature, but it made some bloggers think he is naïve when it comes to the national scene. “Anyone who believes that if they become President and reach out to Republicans the Republicans will respond nicely is an idiot,” said Duncan Black, a.k.a. Atrios, 34, the laconic economist with floppy bangs who runs Eschaton, one of the top liberal blogs nationwide, over drinks later that day.
...
Still, all the griping was clearly having an impact on Warner’s internet strategist Jerome Armstrong by Sunday morning, who dismissed the snipers as “ideological” and “pretty left wing.”
http://www.prospect.org/web/ page...articleId=11645


Gravatar These are nice.
rorschach

Yes. Yes they are.

Did I mention my birthday was a few days ago?
flory | 06.16.06 - 11:34 pm | #


size? address?


GravatarSomething in the air, tonight...
.


GravatarLike these?
rorschach


Isn't this the realm of Sallyh? Shoes that is...


GravatarI've been trying to use my willpower to start smoking, but so far it hasn't worked.

Just as well. Smoking lowers your sperm count.


GravatarThese are nice.
rorschach


Those *are* nice. Linkee for purchase?


Gravatarc'est la vie.
watertiger, bananular

If only he would, and it would be photographed. Extensively.

The mother fucker.

Which is, of itself, a hideous mind picture, eh????


GravatarBonsoir people! My first time here today

I'M watching Al Gore in interview on Radio-Canada television, he just said he thinks Québec are doing good towards global warming...the way he says "Québec"...(swoon)


GravatarTexasChiliBean was out for a ride...


GravatarThose *are* nice. Linkee for purchase?
Marcia Brady∞ | 06.16.06 - 11:39 pm | #


Here ya go!


GravatarYou just knew a DC grand jury was going to give a sistah a pass. Can I get a "Hell Yeah!!!"


GravatarHave trouble sleeping? Looking for something to read, some good music to listen to? Then try Twenty Bucks, Same as in Town, my late night edition. In it this time around is a good parody of BushCo set to the tune of "Wish You Were Here"; There's a new conservative sheriff in town and his name of Herman B. Hayes; Charles Laquidara has some useful info on his blog about the net neutrality controversy and Mykeru takes apart the NY Times for their withering, condescending opinion of Wikipedia. All this and much, much more!

(Sorry, got my series mixed up for a minute.)


GravatarCURLY!

meet Amber

http://www.dailykitten.com/archi...ers- Moggie.html


Gravatar
Just as well. Smoking lowers your sperm count.


You're supposed to count them?


GravatarThose *are* nice. Linkee for purchase?
Marcia Brady


You better not be buying up the last pair of 7 1/2. Rors is getting me those for me birfday!!!!


GravatarI've been trying to use my willpower to start smoking, but so far it hasn't worked. I don't have that kind of stick-to-it-iveness.

Both my parents were heavy smokers, but I've always found the habit to be repulsive. I hate the smell and there is nothing more sickening to me than looking at an ashtray. You'd have to threaten to shoot me in face to make me think about trying it.


Gravatardid we get any news from NTodd today? Poor guy, rough 12 months. Been thinking about him today


Gravatarmax - I keep thinking about the world I grew up in and the differences in priorities. I found myself trying to explain to a younger person, an adult, about the attitudes toward wearing seat belts 40 years ago, and realized it was too great a gulf. We've given up a lot of little freedoms without a peep in my lifetime. That bothers me.


Gravatar What the fuck does NBC do to make Tim-meh look animated on Sundays?

He needs to bath in the blood of a Republican virgin. Unfortunately, they've been increasingly hard to find.
Richard |


Not, of course, because they're very rare. Just because they're all hiding behind their mommy's skirts right now.


GravatarYou better not be buying up the last pair of 7 1/2. Rors is getting me those for me birfday!!!!

Plan B?


GravatarI love all of you Moonbats.


GravatarHere ya go!
rorschach


I think it's considerate that they have it up to size 14...

No, I'm size 7, not a 14.


GravatarPatent is nice
But black alligator
Is only for later.
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed


I didn't know you could get any later than black patent, unless a cute little dress went with them.

http://www.erosboutique.org/ stor...ory_Code=womens


GravatarYou're supposed to count them?
Thers, Mighty


In your case -- very slowly.....


GravatarHappy Birthday Miss Thing!


GravatarI just got word of a check for $7000 US from some dude I forgot about. Oreos. 100 cases. Stat.


GravatarI've been trying to use my willpower to start smoking, but so far it hasn't worked. I don't have that kind of stick-to-it-iveness.

Good for you because, you know, men say no to women who say yes... to smoking that is.

Besides, it's so un-Marin.
.


GravatarWhere are the trolls? I thought Friday nights were their prime time.


GravatarPlan B?
Eli


Why am I fairly sure Jonah and K-Lo were two of the beta testers?


GravatarPersonally, I think these are nice...
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/ 0606...W1jBHNlYwNtZXBo


GravatarWhere are the trolls? I thought Friday nights were their prime time.

*shrug*

Sometimes Mama's horny.


GravatarRepost from last thread, where the Pumpkinhead scourge was first mentioned, afflicting even Tavis Smiley and Jon Stewart, who should know better:

Not to be too malicious, but if I'd been Charlie Rose's doctor, I'd have kept finding new post-operation complications for as long as possible. "I know you feel fine Charlie, but you're not." His show was much better without him.


GravatarThe patch baby. Do some meetings if you have to.

Start with the strongest patch 21mg I think. You'll end up having a smoke and overdosing, which will make it easier to say no from then on.


GravatarJeffraham : WHY didn't you asked the girl out??? Next time, do it!


GravatarI just got word of a check for $7000 US from some dude I forgot about.

Cha-ching!


GravatarWhere are the trolls? I thought Friday nights were their prime time.M

Sex talk makes them crave Cheetos.

.


Gravatar Where are the trolls? I thought Friday nights were their prime time.

They're off trying to score copies of
this book on eBay.
.


GravatarPersonally, I think these are nice...
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/ 0606...W1jBHNlYwNtZXBo
Richard | 06.16.06 - 11:47 pm | #


Sadly, this is all that the US knows about the World Cup, and all it cares to know.


GravatarNot to be too malicious, but if I'd been Charlie Rose's doctor, I'd have kept finding new post-operation complications for as long as possible. "I know you feel fine Charlie, but you're not." His show was much better without him.

"Let me give you a nice intravenous shot of oxygen..."


GravatarHey Al -- I'm sure you noticed the last color choice for that dress?


GravatarWhere are the trolls?

Last night JP was growling about doing terrible (but legal and ethical) things to jack the troll, without specifying what he was planning to "jack". Maybe jack really is a multiple personality.


GravatarSex talk makes them crave Cheetos.
==

Either that or they're all out buying the stuff for whiskey sours.


GravatarI may have to case the joint.
.

Yeah, so many times of lost...


Once at at the end of a show 'Kathy' comes up to me and asks what am I doing later.
I say I'm giving Lisa a ride home.
She asks, where is Lisa, agave.
I look around and see no Lisa, I look back and Kathy is gone.

.


GravatarEh. too tired to be funny.

Just gross.

c'est la vie.


that fucker never gets quite close enough to the cross...


GravatarI hope my daughter doesn't read this thread.


Gravatarplum p: Jeffraham : WHY didn't you asked the girl out??? Next time, do it!

As I said in the post, it's because I'm fucked in the head.
.


GravatarSometimes Mama's horny.
Eli


AAAAaaaaaaaAAAAA!!!


Gravatar I just got word of a check for $7000 US from some dude I forgot about.

Cha-ching!
masculine_monica_nyc | 06.16.06 - 11:47 pm | #


Why can't I forget about dudes like that one?


GravatarWhy can't I forget about dudes like that one?
rorschach


I'd much rather remember dudes like that one....


GravatarI a Gemini. Yesterday was my birfday. I went on a sunset harbor cruise to celebrate.

Watched that Colbert interview of David Sirotta below. He was tough, but fair with him. I wonder if Colbert's thinking is that he'll try to trip up everyone who has an agenda, Left or Right. If the agenda is pure, then the guest's point is made. If the adenda is phoney or an evil lie, then the absurdity of the interview will make the lie obvious to all. Sirotta did ok, but Stephen didn't use kid gloves on him. Must mean there is truth in the book he wrote.


Sorry to get topical on you all. Carry on. Good night.


GravatarI just got word of a check for $7000 US from some dude I forgot about.

Getting word of a check is almost as good as getting a check.


GravatarWhere are the trolls? I thought Friday nights were their prime time.

watching their senor class graduate?


GravatarDang! They do have the full index online, sans page numbers (trolls: p.66). See if you can spot the Jeffraham!
.


GravatarHey Al -- I'm sure you noticed the last color choice for that dress?
flory


I'm getting the transparent dress...although that's probably not a good thing.


GravatarAs I said in the post, it's because I'm fucked in the head.
Jeffraham

well next time think of us and DO IT


GravatarAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAA!!!
==


What she said.


GravatarJeffraham : WHY didn't you asked the girl out??? Next time, do it!
plum p


Now a smart fella, a really smart fella might hire a co-ed to make a few impromptu appearances in his store, just to get some repeat business.

Okay JP, fess up. How many times have you been back?

Me, I'd have posted a little notice somewhere in the store, and would have begged Sahib to let me do it if necessary.


GravatarDo they still make those shoes with the live goldfish in the heels?


GravatarSwingen!

cocksucker!


GravatarNTodd news, please?


GravatarI'd much rather remember dudes like that one....
flory
==

I just wish one would remember me. Like yesterday.


GravatarI'm getting the transparent dress...although that's probably not a good thing.
Marcia Brady∞


I thought about the black one.

But latex in the summer?

Nuh, uh.......


Gravatar

I'd much rather remember dudes like that one....


NO FLIRTING.


GravatarLatex I just do not understand. It does nothing for me.


Gravatar"NO FLIRTING.
Thers"

Who do you think you are? The pope?


GravatarRobert Duvall and Sonic Youth on Letterman tonite


GravatarI just wish one would remember me. Like yesterday.
mena, claymore of patience


Ja. Just one would do.


GravatarHey Al -- I'm sure you noticed the last color choice for that dress?
flory


Let's just say I like the fitting. I kept asking myself, who's her tailor?

Fortunately, all of the women here have legs like hers so they weren't a distraction.
.


GravatarNO FLIRTING.
Thers, Mighty


Don't you have to go count something?


GravatarAl Swearengen: Okay JP, fess up. How many times have you been back?

Just the once, today. Beer, and a chat with the Kurdish clerk.

Me, I'd have posted a little notice somewhere in the store, and would have begged Sahib to let me do it if necessary.

I could've done that, but it seemed a little... desperate, given that she's practically around the corner from me. It ain't Sleepless In Seattle, or nothin'.
.


GravatarThere is altogether too much flirting on this thread. Suppose Cokie Roberts ever reads it. Then she will never take blogs seriously!

This is a genuine, deeply serious concern, and I seem to be the only one losing sleep over it!


GravatarHAPPY NEWS!

Connecticut Democratic Primary: Lamont Gaining Traction
Leiberman 46% Lamont 40%

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/ ...icutPrimary.htm


GravatarSwingen!

cocksucker!


Swigen Wu, Swigen...


GravatarI figured it out. Thers is practicing here so he is more convincing when he tells his kids "no flirting".

Yeah that's it. Has to be.

Else it might be his libido has taken a turn for the worse and is equivalent to Denny Hastert on a Friday night with a couple of beers in him.


GravatarIs Duval singing or playing drums?

JP, get on with it. don't be a looser.


GravatarRobert Duvall and Sonic Youth on Letterman tonite

Fucking?


GravatarElse it might be his libido has taken a turn for the worse and is equivalent to Denny Hastert on a Friday night with a couple of beers in him.
==


Well I was going to suggest more flirting, but maybe nevermind.... ;p


GravatarI didn't think Letterman was a bottom.


GravatarI could've done that, but it seemed a little... desperate, given that she's practically around the corner from me. It ain't Sleepless In Seattle, or nothin'.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian



Ohhhhhhhh. Around the corner.... How did I miss that?

So where around the corner? Do you know what kind fo car she drives, what she does for a living, where she drinks coffee, if she runs in the morning... stuff like that? Anything?


GravatarYou know, Tim Russert reads these threads too. What if he sees all this latex talk? What will he tell Big Russ? How could we ever bear... the shame?


Gravatarstop laughing at me, okay? (sulking)


GravatarI could've done that, but it seemed a little... desperate

Yeah, it's important to play it cool [while she's wishing she'd said something more to encourage you].


Gravatar"Fucking?"

Not every one can have that Irish stamina.


Gravatar"You know, Tim Russert reads these threads too. What if he sees all this latex talk? What will he tell Big Russ? How could we ever bear... the shame?
Thers, Mighty"

I am a bit of a prude, but if it bugs the hell of that guy, bring it on.


GravatarHow could we ever bear... the shame?
Thers, Mighty | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 12:01 am | #


Heh. You said "bear."


Gravatarstop laughing at me, okay?
==


Nevaire! And don't sulk, you'll get wrinkles.


Gravatar"Anything?"

Tell us, are you live blogging from below her window?


GravatarIs Big Russ still alive? Now Jack Burkman, there's a man's man.


GravatarNevaire! And don't sulk, you'll get wrinkles.

I'm doomed.


GravatarAl Swearengen: So where around the corner? Do you know what kind fo car she drives, what she does for a living, where she drinks coffee, if she runs in the morning... stuff like that? Anything?

I know that she has/had parents who have/had a restaurant near Charleston, WV. I know that she's a regular customer of Sahib's. I know that she lives on a street mere blocks from here (closer walking distance to Sahib's than where I live).

I suspect she's a single mom (no ring, gallon of milk @ almost 10 p.m. at the most expensive place possible, manner of dress).
.


GravatarWhat will he tell Big Russ?

The URL would be my guess.


GravatarNevaire! And don't sulk, you'll get wrinkles.
mena

ok then... a cat for mena

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/medi...0616- Momiji.jpg


Gravatarthat massage ball looks like a shower attachment.


GravatarI'm doomed.
==


Not with that purty mouth.

Thers: HA!


GravatarWhat will he tell Big Russ? How could we ever bear... the shame?
Thers, Might


I'm thinking Big Russ spent the better part of his 60s secreting wearing them. How else do you explain Little Russ?


Gravatar
Else it might be his libido has taken a turn for the worse and is equivalent to Denny Hastert on a Friday night with a couple of beers in him.


Hastert is the kind of guy that would offer a couple of lesbians breakfast at Denny's to team up on him during Pride Week.


GravatarOn History Channel tonight there was a show about books left out of the Bible. One was called The Infancy Gospel. In it 5 year old Jesus is accused of pushing another kid off a roof. He denies it and nobody believes him since he's such a troublemaker. So he raises the kid from the dead to exonerate him.


GravatarThers: Hastert is the kind of guy that would offer a couple of lesbians breakfast at Denny's to team up on him during Pride Week.

That's only worked for me twice.
.


Gravatarok then... a cat for mena

Now who would do that to a perfectly innocent kitty?


GravatarConnecticut Democratic Primary: Lamont Gaining Traction
Leiberman 46% Lamont 40%


Is it really that close? Well done, Ned!


GravatarHastert is definitely a bottom. Public Health Rule.


GravatarBachata!


Gravatar"Hastert is the kind of guy that would offer a couple of lesbians breakfast at Denny's to team up on him during Pride Week.
Ther"

Ah, you have seen that guy right? If he had to spell libido and got it right he would be lighting up a cigarette. Hell, he probably has to explain he left his libido in his other pants. He likely mistakes the concept of libido for limbo and goes home alone with a major back ache. His libido has it's pictures on milk cartons.


Gravatar
Hastert is the kind of guy that would offer a couple of lesbians breakfast at Denny's to team up on him during Pride Week.
Thers, Mighty | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 12:04 am | #


And then weep when they kicked his ass.


Gravatarok then... a cat for mena
==

I'm still trying to get my breath.


Gravatarok then... a cat for mena

Now who would do that to a perfectly innocent kitty?
flory

More cat torture:

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/


GravatarIs Haloscan stalling?


GravatarMe, I'd print a 8 1/2 by 11 picture poster of myself and post it in the store where she'd see it. I lay it on the line, tell her what a fool I was and beg her to visit my blog (where she'd read what I was really thinking.)

Actually, that's not what I'd do. I'd make excuses to keep going back in hopes of running into her there and eventually give up because the moment was lost.


GravatarAnyone for fresh, sweet strawberries, with a little shortcake and whipped cream?


GravatarNed's got the mo, and Joe's ads have actually contirbuted far more to Ned's name recognition than Ned's have. Joe hasn't actually had to run for many years, so now everybody wants to know who Joe's talking about. And if you listen to Ned, he has his little canned opener, but he rarely finishes it, because he's eager to get on with ideas, and really likes to engage the crowd. Ned's a rising star, and Joe has shot himself in the feet. And this is a Dem race, money isn't the only factor.


GravatarAl--did i give you your birthday kiss yet?

Or did you just want the cake?


GravatarAnother of my favorite local bloggers... this one has a schtick, but it works. Today, he covers metasyntactic variables.
.


Gravatar((((Sallyh))))

How are you feeling? Better, I hope.


GravatarHey ror,

I hope I didn't offend you in the last thread. I thought we were one upping each other on hangover stories, so I thought I'd kinda push it over the edge.


GravatarSo he raises the kid from the dead to exonerate him. Draco

You gotta believe in the magic.
.


Gravatarthe poor things

Hitler cats!
A blog dedicated to cats that look like Hitler

http://hitlercats.motime.com/


GravatarAl Swearengen: Actually, that's not what I'd do. I'd make excuses to keep going back in hopes of running into her there and eventually give up because the moment was lost.

Hah! Well, thanks for the encouragement!
.


GravatarMore cat torture:

Hee. The first one is a hoot!


GravatarRobert Duvall and Sonic Youth on Letterman tonite
plum p

well then that's perfect. because unlike most here i like charlie rose, but i fuck'n can't stand fathead, (or wolf, or tweety).

and i'm goddamn sick of hearing about his superdad. what a useless tool.


GravatarPlum P - not going there tonight. It was an awful week.


GravatarI just got word of a check for $7000 US from some dude I forgot about.

Getting word of a check is almost as good as getting a check.
Thers, Mighty


I dream of the day I can forget about $7,000 being owed to me.


Gravatarsallyh -- you're not overdoing it are you?

And I'd love some strawberrry shortcake, thanks.....


GravatarAnyone for fresh, sweet strawberries, with a little shortcake and whipped cream?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Who's wearing them?

Kiss Sallyh. I can eat anytime.
.


GravatarI'm feeling better, which I should, considering all I've done is sleep!

Shortcake is easy.

I hear Al the Birthday Boy is too


GravatarSallyh: I hear Al the Birthday Boy is too

Indeed. I'm taking easy lessons from him, as we speak!
.


GravatarAL! Joyeux anniversaire!


GravatarHah! Well, thanks for the encouragement!
.
Jeffraham Prestonian


I'm liking the blog referral. It's so seamless and transparent. And, it gives her the chance to opt in simply by posting, a safe way to test the waters so to speak. If only there was a way.


GravatarAnyone for fresh, sweet strawberries, with a little shortcake and whipped cream?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Oh man, does that sound good right now! What is it that they eat at Wimbledon? Isn't it strawberries and multimillion dollar contracts?


GravatarI'm feeling better, which I should, considering all I've done is sleep!
==

It must be what you needed. I'm so glad to hear it. And I'd love to have some with you. My turn next. What's your favorite thing for someone to make just for you?


GravatarShortcake is easy.

I hear Al the Birthday Boy is too
Sallyh,


Moi? Impossible!

.


GravatarGesus Xhrist. Hitler is reincarnated as a cat.


GravatarAl - I don't think I said it properly - Happy Birthday!


GravatarShortcake for all.

And extra hugs and kisses for Al.


GravatarAl Swearengen: I'm liking the blog referral. It's so seamless and transparent. And, it gives her the chance to opt in simply by posting, a safe way to test the waters so to speak. If only there was a way.

Now, hold up. I think you may have missed some of the dialogue, so far. I was born in the morning, but not this morning.

1.) She's in the neighborhood;
2.) She shops at Sahib's, regularly;
3.) I shop at Sahib's, regularly;
4.) I have insiders at Sahib's.
.


GravatarHappy Birthday, Al Swearengen.


Gravatar
...Actually, that's not what I'd do. I'd make excuses to keep going back in hopes of running into her there and eventually give up because the moment was lost.

Al Swearengen


Really? You seem so much more straight forward than that.


GravatarAn employee at my daughter's cafe got drafted by the Mariners - why isn't she dating him???????!!!!!!!!!


GravatarYAY AL!!!

happy b-day!!


GravatarPlease drop by to write your own jokes.


GravatarAn employee at my daughter's cafe got drafted by the Mariners - why isn't she dating him???????!!!!!!!!!
WalterNeff, in the money


What's his cell? Whay the fuck aren't *I* dating him?!


GravatarAl -- your birfday?

Happy one for you....


Gravatar4.) I have insiders at Sahib's.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian


See? What, are you going to make us pry it out of you. Listen, the women here want to know this stuff about men. It's tres romantic. They need to know this stuff. Think of all the moral support you'll get.


Gravatar"Ned's got the mo, and Joe's ads have actually contirbuted far more to Ned's name recognition than Ned's have. Joe hasn't actually had to run for many years, so now everybody wants to know who Joe's talking about. And if you listen to Ned, he has his ...."

For the first couple sentences I was thinking this was about me, and wondering who this Joe guy was....


Gravatarthat irish guy on Letterman is quite funny!


Gravatarstuff on my cat

my new favorite blog.

my cat likes to wear beer caps on his head.


GravatarI think it depends on who you shoot in the face.

Whether it's bad or not.


GravatarAn employee at my daughter's cafe got drafted by the Mariners - why isn't she dating him???????!!!!!!!!!
WalterNeff, in the money

What's his cell? Whay the fuck aren't *I* dating him?!


I actually gave Access help to the girlfriend of a low-end Yankees prospect (Scott Seabol, I think he got a cup of coffee with the Cards in '04 or '05), back when I was working on a slow-motion MBA. She was actually very nice, very down-to-earth and not stuck up.


GravatarAl -- your birfday?

Happy one for you....
flory


Thank you Flory...

Best birthday I've had since the women I worked with at the university lipsticked up and kissed my birthday card.
.


Gravatar"Personally, I think these are nice...
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/ 0606...W1jBHNlYwNtZXBo
"


I'll give you chicks a thousand bucks each if you'll fuck me!


GravatarGood night, my pretties.

And happiest of birthdays to you, Al. Behave yourself...


GravatarWhere are the trolls?

Last night JP was growling about doing terrible (but legal and ethical) things to jack the troll, without specifying what he was planning to "jack". Maybe jack really is a multiple personality.


I'd be willing to bet that Shoelimpy "jack" accounts for at least 90% of the troll activity here, under that name and his various aliases. I've outed him a couple times by pissing him off and making him step out of character. He has a baby picture of himself on his Shoelimpy blog, which he he seems to be particularly sensitive about.


GravatarI think it depends on who you shoot in the face.

Whether it's bad or not.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 12:27 am | #

so right. Whenever the open thread says "don't shoot anybody in the face" I always think what it ought to say is "don't shoot just anybody in the face"


GravatarBest birthday I've had since the women I worked with at the university lipsticked up and kissed my birthday card.
.
Al Swearengen


{{{{smooooochhhh}}}

Anyone know how to get Passionate Peach off the monitor?


Gravatarmy cat likes to wear beer caps on his head.
charley

proove it with photographic evidence please


Gravatar ...Actually, that's not what I'd do. I'd make excuses to keep going back in hopes of running into her there and eventually give up because the moment was lost.


Yeah, me too.

I am a sad, pathetic centaur.


GravatarGood night, my pretties.

And happiest of birthdays to you, Al. Behave yourself...
Marcia Brady?


Good night Marcia Brady. You're a pearl of a girl.

.


GravatarMAXX!


GravatarEvening all.

As to the shooting in the face, it would be prudent to consider what one is going to be shooting into ones face.


Gravatarplum p: proove it with photographic evidence please

Yeah! Proove it, looser!
.


Gravatar ...Actually, that's not what I'd do. I'd make excuses to keep going back in hopes of running into her there and eventually give up because the moment was lost.


Yeah, me too.

I am a sad, pathetic centaur.


Yep, same here. And if I did run into her, I'd probably just replay a variation of the first conversation, only pathetic-er.


GravatarI dream of the day I can forget about $7,000 being owed to me.
Pitchforks & Torches

i dream of the day i can loan someone 7000 dollars, which is going to be never.


Gravatarthat irish guy on Letterman is quite funny!

I found his jokes about booze and having lots of children stereotypical and frankly offensive to those of us of Irish heritage.


Gravatar He has a baby picture of himself on his Shoelimpy blog, which he he seems to be particularly sensitive about.

A picture of himself as a baby or a picture of his still baby sized dick?

Either one would be horrid.


GravatarExcuse me -- I need to have more whiskey now and put 65 of the kids to sleep...


GravatarReally? You seem so much more straight forward than that.
Marcia Brady?


See, you learn something new every day.

.


GravatarI am a sad, pathetic centaur.
fourlegsgood


*ahem*

You know mom doesn't like it when you talk about yourself that way.....


GravatarExcuse me -- I need to have more whiskey now and put 65 of the kids to sleep...

That seems awfully wasteful. Can't you sell them for medical experiments?


Gravatarfrankly offensive to those of us of Irish heritage.
Thers

... d'accord...had a bad week Thers?


GravatarYep, same here. And if I did run into her, I'd probably just replay a variation of the first conversation, only pathetic-er.

Yeah, and then I'd walk away from her and start talking to Eli about photography.

In a pathetic manner.


GravatarYeah, and then I'd walk away from her and start talking to Eli about photography.

In a pathetic manner.


I'm still waiting for the hot babes to beg me to take their picture.

So far it's two guys and a couple.


GravatarSee Thers being tricksy.

Tricksy Thers.


Gravatarcharley: i dream of the day i can loan someone 7000 dollars, which is going to be never.

Funny -- I automagically assumed that WalterNeff had done $7 of work for some deadbeat who was just now getting around to paying him ROA. Then again, I think WalterNeff's a pro. But he might work for the NSA.
.


Gravatarthat irish guy on Letterman is quite funny!

I found his jokes about booze and having lots of children stereotypical and frankly offensive to those of us of Irish heritage.
Thers, Mighty | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 12:31 am | #

the "Irish" folk with the booze and profligate childrency schtick is taken to even greater extremes on Imus


GravatarHas Vice President Bukkake shot anyone in the face , again?


Gravatar
... d'accord...had a bad week Thers?


Oh, I'm just being oddly self-deprecating. I thought he was funny too. Never mind my absurdism...


GravatarIn a pathetic manner.
==

Probably looks more like endearing to the rest of us.


GravatarI actually gave Access help to the girlfriend of a low-end Yankees prospect (Scott Seabol, I think he got a cup of coffee with the Cards in '04 or '05), back when I was working on a slow-motion MBA. She was actually very nice, very down-to-earth and not stuck up.
Eli


Hey, as you know, you ain't gotta be Stan Musial to extract some coin from MLB.

My SIL's next door neighbor's son is a hell of a guy. She's a single mom, he helps her do shit around the house. Kid's 23. Signed a 3M contract with the Reds. Just graduated from rookie league and is doing some AA stuff last I heard.

800K was his signing bonus in a town where 300K buys the fucking mayor's manor.


GravatarYep, same here. And if I did run into her, I'd probably just replay a variation of the first conversation, only pathetic-er.
Eli


Can't imagine that. You've got just the right tone with women, if the women here will forgive me for saying so.


GravatarTricksy Thers.
David (Austin Tx)

It likes Thers, it does. Yesssssssss.


Gravatar
That seems awfully wasteful. Can't you sell them for medical experiments?
Eli


See, I don't know why he doesn't have one of them put the other 64 to bed, and come get him to put down the last.

That way, he gets to drink more whiskey.


GravatarI have to say that people who walk poker on TV are even more pathetic than I am.


Gravatarproove it with photographic evidence please
plum p

if someone would just lend me 7000 dollars so i could buy one of them fancy digidial cameras...

seriously, i put the cap on his head and he just walks around like it's his hat. i call it his little monkey grinder cap.


Gravatarai'ight good batsies...I think I'll go read for awhile.

Take good care of your selves.....


GravatarWhen's the next kid arrive, Thers?


GravatarBut he might work for the NSA.
==

It's always the last one you'd suspect.


GravatarCan't imagine that. You've got just the right tone with women, if the women here will forgive me for saying so.

Well, there's something I never thought I'd hear (or read).


GravatarI have to say that people who walk poker on TV are even more pathetic than I am.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 12:35 am | #

I suppose, but I only do it when I'm sitting alone in a bar.


Gravatarai'ight good batsies...I think I'll go read for awhile.

Take good care of your selves.....
flory


Nite flory... I'm off too. Nite bats.


GravatarBonne nuit Flory!


GravatarYeah, 'long about 3:30 AM or so, jack got REALLY nervous.

He revealed his Repug training by pulling the, "It's just a joke!" defense.

By the time I finally hit the sack, the odor of urine-soaked Cheetos was QUITE strong from jack's direction.


GravatarMy gawd! Thurston Moore has a beer belly!


Gravatar'night Flory


I have to say that people who walk poker on TV are even more pathetic than I am.
fourlegsgood


What about those who watch poker on TV?


GravatarI'm out too. I'm still on teacher time for a few more days....


Sweet happy yada yada.


GravatarWhen's the next kid arrive, Thers?

think it just hit the upstairs carpet now...

yep. A boy.


GravatarI have to say that people who walk poker on TV are even more pathetic than I am.
fourlegsgood

What about those who watch poker on TV?


That's bad too, but it's not a recognized sleep disorder like pokerwalking.


GravatarHas Vice President Bukkake shot anyone in the face , again?
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari


he almost got hannity full on but at that very moment colmes stood up turned around and took some for the team...


GravatarHas Vice President Bukkake shot anyone in the face , again?
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari


he almost got hannity full on but at that very moment colmes stood up turned around and took some for the team...


Gravataryep. A boy.
Thers, Mighty | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 12:40 am | #

Mrs. Seagoon is now with another in the oven.


GravatarWell, there's something I never thought I'd hear (or read).
Eli


You make them laugh, and feel good about themselves at the same time.
.


GravatarWell, there's something I never thought I'd hear (or read).
Eli


You make them laugh, and feel good about themselves at the same time.
.


GravatarThe draftee's name is Cameron Nobles. Pick #561 overall from Jackson HS


Gravatarthe great thing about the rhythmn method is if you got ryhtmn, you got soul.

just ask the Pope, a well-known expert in all things sexual.


GravatarYou make them laugh, and feel good about themselves at the same time.

Wow. I sure hope so, anyway.

Doesn't seem to work in real life, but... baby steps.


Gravataryep. A boy.
Thers

a future Secretary of the State!


Gravatarjust ask the Pope, a well-known expert in all things sexual.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari | 06.17.06 - 12:42 am | #

Also an expert on soul

and rhythm


GravatarWhat about those who watch poker on TV?

They are even more pathetic.


Gravatarhey, check this out. FREE Bo Diddley show, downtown on the Plaza in my town manana noche. who says this is the sticks?


GravatarHi. Just for the record:

We're here.
We're queer.
We don't want anymore Yer Mom's Dead jokes!

'mout.


Gravatarjust ask the Pope, a well-known expert in all things sexual.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari | 06.17.06 - 12:42 am | #

Also an expert on soul

and rhythm


And miracles!


GravatarA picture of himself as a baby or a picture of his still baby sized dick?

The Devil himself...

http://i15.photobucket.com/album...2/ shoelimpy.jpg

Here's what "jack" wrote, after I outed him a while back...

Richard -

I don't crave attention I'm just bored, and the reactions to my posts and others here are soemtimes funny and mildly entertaining. I'm a liberal and this thread, at least the part I am involved in has nothing to do with politics. I think the people who bandy about the word "brownshirt" in a thread that is mostly about culture and NOT politics or ideology are those ones who crave attention. I'm having a pretty good time myself, typing, reading others comments, and marveling at some peoples obsession with themselves as some sort of team leader or haloscan guru judges. Go back to being worried about trolls. Find some more blogposts to post on haloscan. Your a real journalist, keep up the good work.


GravatarHey NTodd,

I hope things are manageable right now for you.


Gravataroh, ah, corporate america:

A major drug company is blocking access to a medicine that is cheaply and effectively saving thousands of people from going blind because it wants to launch a more expensive product on the market.

Ophthalmologists around the world, on their own initiative, are injecting tiny quantities of a colon cancer drug called Avastin into the eyes of patients with wet macular degeneration, a common condition of older age that can lead to severely impaired eyesight and blindness. They report remarkable success at very low cost because one phial can be split and used for dozens of patients.

But Genentech, the company that invented Avastin, does not want it used in this way. Instead it is applying to license a fragment of Avastin, called Lucentis, which is packaged in the tiny quantities suitable for eyes at a higher cost. Speculation in the US suggests it could cost £1,000 per dose instead of less than £10. The company says Lucentis is specifically designed for eyes, with modifications over Avastin, and has been through 10 years of testing to prove it is safe.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/ medici...1799772,00.html


GravatarI hope things are manageable right now for you.

I hired a Grief Manager to deal with all the emotional shit so I could podcast tonight. Too bad I'm on dialup.


Gravatarmy shaved nads feel like the 13th hole


GravatarOh yeah, I forgot: I'm also drunk. My shrink called in an Ambien script--and warned of mixing with alcohol--for me, but the Fairfax Rx closes at 6, so I can't get my drugs until tomorrow.


Gravatarhey NTodd, was wondering about you up-thread but nobody gave me news. Hope you're all right


Gravatar my shaved nads feel like the 13th hole

Why not the 18th? Geesh, have a little pride...


GravatarFace. Shooting in the. Bad.

Not according to the pornos my mom stars in.


Gravatarthe Fairfax Rx closes at 6, so I can't get my drugs until tomorrow.
dude that is like way cool!


Gravatar hey NTodd, was wondering about you up-thread but nobody gave me news. Hope you're all right

I'm doing better than my mom. And now I have an excuse to keep both my kidneys! Life is sure coming up roses and shit.


GravatarI hope you were kidding about the death jokes...


GravatarHey NTodd,

Been there, done that.

But no t-shirt. Know how your feeling.


GravatarOh yeah, I forgot: I'm also drunk.

Whatever it takes. But be careful with that...


GravatarThere was an article in this months W, about a pair of shoes designed by Christian LaCroix. The heel is a perfume bottle....

This is fantastic.


Gravatarthe Fairfax Rx closes at 6, so I can't get my drugs until tomorrow.

Psst. call limbaugh.


Gravatar the Fairfax Rx closes at 6, so I can't get my drugs until tomorrow.
dude that is like way cool!


Actually, I'm in negotiations with NTodd's Pa for the remainder of NTodd's Pa's Wife's Oxycontin stash. He's hoping to sell the lot on eBay, which would prolly trump the 20 bucks I've already offered in cold, hard cash.


GravatarNTodd; please take care of yourself. My drug of choice when my dad died was pot.Worked well for me. It's not a depressant like alcohol. Be careful, okay?


GravatarKnow how your feeling.

Er, you're feeling.

But you knew that.


Gravataroh good grief, jack shows up to prove to us all how liberal he really is.

jack, please take ntodd's dick out of your mouth. again.

nice photo richard, jack looks very very manly. no doubt.


GravatarI'm sorry NTodd. I just went through it with my dad. It sucks.


GravatarMy shrink called in an Ambien script--and warned of mixing with alcohol

Ambien and alcohol sounds like walking through a pool of quick-drying cement.


Gravatarwell, NTodd i don't even know you, but i feel like i do. i was very sad. take care of yourself.

and what thers said.


GravatarOkay, we gots us some bonus kitty blogging, complete with a strange kitty.

http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...us- kitties.html


GravatarWhatever it takes. But be careful with that...

Like I should listen to a fucking drunk Mick lout. Jeebus, you sound like my goddamned shrink: your liver this, and addiction that, and I'm not worthy...oh, wait, that last one's part of my whole "issue" thing. Nevermind. Now where's my fucking Guinness?


GravatarActually, I'm in negotiations with NTodd's Pa for the remainder of NTodd's Pa's Wife's Oxycontin stash. He's hoping to sell the lot on eBay, which would prolly trump the 20 bucks I've already offered in cold, hard cash.

Is there a funeral, arrangements?


GravatarWorked well for me. It's not a depressant like alcohol. Be careful,

I used the internet and started posting on Ann Althouse's site.

I was there when Thers and NTodd saved me.

Crazy things can happen when you're grieving.


GravatarMy drug of choice when my dad died was pot.

Um...could you hook me up? Been 15 years since college, and I could stand to get baked. Just so long as I don't need to order in French...


GravatarNTodd--I'm so sorry about your mom.

Please take good care of yourself, and let me know if there's anything I can do.


GravatarI'm doing better than my mom. And now I have an excuse to keep both my kidneys! Life is sure coming up roses and shit.

Hey buddy, I want you to know I've been thinking about you all day.

You're not abandonned.

You've got all of us. Take care of yourself.


GravatarNTodd, how's your Pop doing?


GravatarIs there a funeral, arrangements?

Final arrangements will be, er...finalized tomorrow. Dad and His Ma will be dealing with that in the AM. I've bailed because fuck if I want to decide how to dispose of my mom.

She'll be cremated tomorrow fer sher. Dunno about how we'll be handling the memorial. But I told NYMary and WT that I'll be keeping you good, loutish people in the loop.


GravatarLife is sure coming up roses and shit.
NTodd, The Spoiler


ehhh, screw life,
it is a great servant but a terrible master. and did you ever really get my Colossus at Rhodes joke awhile back?


GravatarA moment of silence for NTodd and NTodd's Pa's Wife.

I want to thank her for bringing her one and only child into the world, and for all the love she showed him.

You have all our love here, and our blessings.


GravatarShe'll be cremated tomorrow fer sher. Dunno about how we'll be handling the memorial. But I told NYMary and WT that I'll be keeping you good, loutish people in the loop.

Good.

I'm so sorry you're going through this.


GravatarJust so long as I don't need to order in French...
NTodd,

just cross the border NTodd. i'll give you some

After my died died, i tried a sip of his morphine syrup (throat cancer). No buzz, just nausea. I flushed the rest


GravatarBut I told NYMary and WT that I'll be keeping you good, loutish people in the loop.

OK, because we love you, you giant dork.


GravatarYou're not abandonned.

I know, but I am, really. Mom threatened to abandon me back when I was 3, and she finally made good on it.

NTodd, how's your Pop doing?

Okay, thanks. He gave Mom permission to go, and she did right then and there. I'm glad he got a chance to say goodbye, but I wish I had, too.


GravatarNevermind. Now where's my fucking Guinness?

do whatever gets you through the night, as long as it doesn't hurt you.

Ambien will help you sleep. I got some for my mom after she hardly slept for about 2 weeks after my dad died.


GravatarRe poker--A lot is made of "poker faces" but I once met a professional poker player who said they're impossible to maintain, and in any case there are lots of other different "tells."

He said the most unreadable player he'd ever encountered didn't have a poker face at all. He was a depressive, miserable and nervous no matter the situation.


GravatarAre we louts who are good? or good people who are loutish?


GravatarAre we louts who are good? or good people who are loutish?

We are not louts. We are Devo.


GravatarCan't.


GravatarBand of the week: Poor Dumb Bastards


GravatarNTodd - don't know if it will help but i will send some of the New Life energy blasting off of my almost six month old daughter. sometimes it's the only remedy for grief.

My gawd! Thurston Moore has a beer belly!
plum p | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 12:38 am


thank god for that - now i don't feel so bad. [mine's not from beer...too much internet, probaby]


GravatarOK, because we love you, you giant dork.

I'm not a dork. I'm a geek. A nerd. A fuckwit. And a...oh, yeah, a dork. Nevermind.

I think I'm going to refill the wine glass and cry some more.


GravatarI know, but I am, really. Mom threatened to abandon me back when I was 3, and she finally made good on it.

It's hard, but our parents always leave us eventually.


Gravatarit's still kinda weird to care so much about people i never met. your are all such fine fine people atriots


GravatarWe are not louts. We are Devo.


Huh?

Sorry, I am slow tonight.

Well, okay, everynight. Damn.


GravatarDad was 35 when his Pop died. I'm 36+. Weird, that.


GravatarI think I'm going to refill the wine glass and cry some more.

aw shit. I'm sorry.


GravatarIt's hard, but our parents always leave us eventually.

Fucking wankers.


GravatarMy dad died 3 years ago.


GravatarDad was 35 when his Pop died. I'm 36+. Weird, that.

How old is your mom?

My dad was 62.


GravatarFucking wankers.

Oh, you met my dad?

Fucker haunted me after he died.


GravatarNTodd, I'm awful sorry about your loss. It's tough to lose a parent. I'm sorry for your troubles.


Gravatari will send some of the New Life energy blasting off of my almost six month old daughter. sometimes it's the only remedy for grief.

I sat in between a Duggar-esque fam on th leg from Cincy to BTV this evening. All the kids, mostly boys, were filled with joy about the whole experience of being in the air and landing and shit. It made me smile.


GravatarIt's hard, but our parents always leave us eventually.

Fucking wankers.


yeah, I know. They didn't want to leave.


GravatarHey Eli, Travel Channel has a show on Bigfoot on.


GravatarHow old is your mom?

58.

Leastwise she won't need my kidney no more. Partay!


Gravatar1.) She's in the neighborhood;
2.) She shops at Sahib's, regularly;
3.) I shop at Sahib's, regularly;
4.) I have insiders at Sahib's.



Obviously your insiders put in a good word for you already.


GravatarWhy don't clothes wash themselves?

Fucking wankers.


GravatarLeastwise she won't need my kidney no more. Partay!


At least you offered it. That's a precious gift.


GravatarHow old is your mom?

58.

Leastwise she won't need my kidney no more.


shit. That's too fucking young.

I'm so sorry - you were a match for her.


GravatarWhy don't clothes wash themselves?

Fucking wankers.
fourlegsgood


They do. Just don' t take them off when you shower.


GravatarMy father died in 1983 when I was 19. He was 54. He had been bed ridden for several years, the result of suffering from multiple sclerosis. My teenage years were a nightmare as a result of his illness.


GravatarWow, I haven't been to this place in ages. Working sucks.


Gravatarcrazy kids are a good antidote to grief. I took care of the little ones at my father's funeral,it helped go through the day. here's a silly little 3 years old:

3-Year-Old's Birthday Party Theme: 'NewsHour'

(WCCO) When a young St. Paul boy got to pick the theme for his third birthday party, he didn't pick Nemo or the Wiggles or Dora the Explorer. He didn't even pick his favorite sports team.

Henry Schally picked "The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer".

His mother, Jennifer Schally, designed party hats complete with pictures of the PBS news program's regular contributors. "I think most kids get their favorite show for their birthday party theme," Jennifer Schally said.

Henry's father, Troy Schally, explained he and his wife have watched the show during dinner since their son was an infant. He believes the show's distinctive theme caught his son's attention.

"I don't know if it's a fluke this year and he'll be into something next year or if it's a sign of things to come and he wants to go into broadcast journalism, who knows?" Troy Schally said.

http://wcco.com/topstories/ local..._167094324.html


GravatarI'm really sorry NTodd.


GravatarI'm so sorry - you were a match for her.

Therein lies the fucking rub. We were doing all this shit to make sure she had a longer life, and a *quality* life, and she up and gets pancreatis and dies. She'd been through so much already, and decided that was enough. God damn.


GravatarAre people giving you "the look"?

I'd start to cry every time they gave me "the look".

I'd be distracting myself, or whatever, and along somebody would come with "the look."


GravatarNTodd--Sorry to hear of you loss. I was relatively "lucky" when my father died, as he'd turned into an angry old senility case, impossible to contact without a torrent of insults. I don't know if it was technically Alzheimer's.

Then he'd call up angry wondering why we ingrates were avoiding him. We'd lost him long ago.


GravatarMom would never want my liver. 'specially at this precise moment.


GravatarLeastwise she won't need my kidney no more. Partay!
NTodd, The Spoiler


Black humor is cool in this situation, I think. When my brother was dying, I told him I loved him, but I'm sure he couldn't hear me. I combed his hair for him at that point. I couldn't think of anything else to do.


GravatarWe were doing all this shit to make sure she had a longer life, and a *quality* life, and she up and gets pancreatis and dies.

It sounds like it was really fast.

My dad had one of the best cardiologists - & out of no where had an electrical event and died. We were doing everything "right."


GravatarI have a hard-on


Gravatari didn't feel anything at all when either of my parents passed on.

so at least you know what your missing.

of course i got drunk, but that's SOP everynite.


GravatarWhen my Granddaddy died, it was a relief, because after 11 months of pancreatic cancer, it was a release. Mom dealt with shit for 3 decades, but was doing so well in the last few months: she had a good pain manager specialist, was kicking ass in PT, and looked forward to a day when life would be significantly more enjoyable.

I will never forget hearing my cellphone go off and having my Dad say, "Todd, this is your father. Mom died a half hour ago..."

It still makes my whole body go numb, and my heart sink into my bowels. It's all I heard all last night as I was trying to get 4.5 hours of sleep before I had to drive to LAX to get home.

Fuuuuuuuuck.

Now multiply that shit by 2500. And Bush has been in bed for hours...


GravatarIt's hard not to be angry to the core. We could solve kidney disease and other things but the corporate pukes would rather enrich themselves. Or, the nat'l org that's supposed to help them allows its chapter to go bankrupt due to mismanagement. Bloody fucking hell it pisses me off.


GravatarO, geoduck, and people say the strangest things because they don't know what to say. After my mom died and I went back to work, this dopey guy at the office comes toddling back to my desk and says he was sorry to hear about her death (thank you, that's very kind); is your father still living? (no, he passed away a long time ago); oh, so how does it feel to know you're an orphan? (speechless)

Jeez.


GravatarIt sounds like it was really fast.

24 hours. But it was pancreatitis. Very painful.

Mom was used to dealing with pain. When she told Dad to call 911, it was clearly pretty fucking serious.

But just before she died, Dad said she was the most active and alert she'd been in 48 hours. Then she started having trouble breathing...


GravatarI will never forget hearing my cellphone go off and having my Dad say, "Todd, this is your father. Mom died a half hour ago..."

Hey, I can top that: when the doctor called to tell me my mother had died, I had to walk him through it, and eventually, force it out of him.

He seemed more shook up than I did!


GravatarFor me it was shock/intense pain for about a week with black humor and trying to figure out stuff for my mom in between. There was still shock & pain after that, but not quite as intense.

A bunch of people come to the house and give you flowers and food. Some people say really wierd things. You get a lot of soup.


GravatarTherein lies the fucking rub. We were doing all this shit to make sure she had a longer life, and a *quality* life, and she up and gets pancreatis and dies. She'd been through so much already, and decided that was enough. God damn.

She was probably just ready to go and there wasn't anything anyone could do about it.


GravatarHey, I can top that

I wasn't aware this was a competition.


GravatarYou get a lot of soup.

From where I come from, you get a lot of weird-ass casseroles...


GravatarI wasn't aware this was a competition.

Nah, more of an exhibition.

No wagering.


Gravatari didn't feel anything at all when either of my parents passed on.

When my brother phoned me to tell me that my father had died, my first reaction wasn't grief. It was "thank god it's finally over". Because of the MS, he hadn't been able to walk in five years. He hadn't been to feed himself in three years. In the end, he was also going blind.


GravatarYeah, people will bring food, food, and more food. And at least in our area, people wanted to hang around for a little while and chat. I spent the day after Mom died cleaning my brother's house from top to bottom so the visitors wouldn't walk away saying, "My goodness, Carol's son certainly is a pig, isn't he? Tsk!"


GravatarMy Aunt Dot lived with cancer for 15 years, and was always her charming funny self until the last 6 months when the chemo and radiation and accumulated stress had messed up her mind too much.

She was treated at Sloane-Kettering in NYC. One day a nurse cheerfully informed her "We're so proud of you--we never had a lymphoma patient live nearly this long!"

I think this nurse needed some bedside manner training.


GravatarI wasn't aware this was a competition.
NTodd, The Spoiler


It isn't. Be well, friend.


GravatarNTodd: bonne nuit, we're all here for you

au revoir


GravatarHey, I can top that: when the doctor called to tell me my mother had died, I had to walk him through it, and eventually, force it out of him.

My dad waited until 5 minutes after we left his room at the hospice.

We'd gotten as far as the first traffic light when my stepmom's phone rang- the nurse to tell us to come back.

He'd been so sick (lung cancer) that it was a relief.


GravatarSoon enough the grief will pass (fortunately), it is then time to celebrate her life.

I know this is so clichè but think of all the good times.

This is one area I think the Buddhists got it right. The Dharma asks us to turn our calm focus on the good deeds of the deceased.


Gravatar24 hours. But it was pancreatitis. Very painful.

i'm so sorry about the pain.

I will never forget hearing my cellphone go off and having my Dad say, "Todd, this is your father. Mom died a half hour ago..."

My mom called me on and the ambulence was there, and they had been working on him for an hour. He was already gone before they started to work on him, but when my mom called she told me 911 was there - then that they were giving up. It took a while for me to understand what she was saying.


GravatarNTodd, I'm sending you sympathy and Jah Love.

I'm sure it won't make a damned bit of difference, but it's what I've got, and I want you to have it.


GravatarShe was probably just ready to go and there wasn't anything anyone could do about it.

Well, she'd decided she was "done" last year, but she bought into the notion of the kidney transplant *if* she could get both her knees done.

But literally Dad said "I love you and you can go if you need to" and her heart stopped beating right then and there. I just wish I'd had a chance to say goodbye. Dad feels bad about that, but shouldn't.


GravatarFrom where I come from, you get a lot of weird-ass casseroles...
dave™© |


Gravatarmy father was a lion, and when he died the whole world mourned, but not as long as we, his living sons and daughters mourned.

we all share this, none of us can ever share this.


GravatarI wasn't aware this was a competition.

It's not.

Well, Eli and I were having a pathetic-off earlier, but that was different. (about our sucky social skills)


GravatarAnything you need, NTodd, just say the word and it's done.


GravatarBut literally Dad said "I love you and you can go if you need to" and her heart stopped beating right then and there. I just wish I'd had a chance to say goodbye. Dad feels bad about that, but shouldn't.

She wouldn't want you to be so sad.


GravatarBut literally Dad said "I love you and you can go if you need to" and her heart stopped beating right then and there. I just wish I'd had a chance to say goodbye. Dad feels bad about that, but shouldn't.

Part of her is with you, as you would be with her had she taken transplant. Both of you already crossed that bridge.


GravatarWell, Eli and I were having a pathetic-off earlier, but that was different. (about our sucky social skills)
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 1:25 am | #


Ironically, you both were very personable and engaging during that exchange.

So, you're both losers.


GravatarBut literally Dad said "I love you and you can go if you need to" and her heart stopped beating right then and there.

It's really nice he got to say that. It sounds like she needed to go.


GravatarNTodd, that's heart-rending but beautiful at the same time.


GravatarI heard an NPR story about the subgenre of Mormon movies for that niche audience. Apparently most of them have some joke in them about people getting dish after dish of lime Jell-O following a death in the family. One filmmaker was quoted as saying "We've got to get past the lime Jell-O."


Gravatar24 hours. But it was pancreatitis. Very painful.

My kitty Nikki had pancreatitis. It was terrible. Poor little guy.


GravatarIronically, you both were very personable and engaging during that exchange.

So, you're both losers.


That's LOOSER to you, bud.


GravatarShe'd been through so much already, and decided that was enough. God damn.
Todd, The Spoiler


....and not easily appropriate. one of my senior partner's clients (and best friends passed away of renal failure just this last night... 4 of her 7 kids were perfect kidney matches. 2 of them volunteered. to save her ..the others fought while she died... Ntodd you and we are different types of beings- and i don't know what to say here...


GravatarShe'd been through so much already, and decided that was enough. God damn.
Todd, The Spoiler


....and not easily appropriate. one of my senior partner's clients (and best friends passed away of renal failure just this last night... 4 of her 7 kids were perfect kidney matches. 2 of them volunteered. to save her ..the others fought while she died... Ntodd you and we are different types of beings- and i don't know what to say here...


Gravatarget a room you two


GravatarDown here in the South, people bring alot of fried chicken and chicken and dumplings after somebody dies.


GravatarOne filmmaker was quoted as saying "We've got to get past the lime Jell-O."

That's perfect. You have to get past the lime Jell-O. (and the soup.)

It's pretty surreal.


GravatarDown here in the South, people bring alot of fried chicken and chicken and dumplings after somebody dies.

Yes. And potato salad and pies. Lots of pies.


GravatarNTodd i came across your remarks from some who blogs in the Houston area(Norzbusi).

It was while tracking down some people in the Karl Rove ops crew. They guy most likely used as the middle man to Rather's guard documents, a Houston area tv reporter who exposed the La Grange Chicken ranch and wrote the screenplay for the Burt-Reynolds Dolly parton classic.

He's also the guy who had Bush meet the seven men who had their hands cut off by Saddaam. He met them to shake their hands and their surgeon has done that reporter's multiple facelifts.

Unless there is a parallel NTodd and I'm in bizzaroworld.

Sometimes the absurd is the only thing that makes sense...


GravatarDown here in the South, people bring alot of fried chicken and chicken and dumplings after somebody dies.

Yes. And potato salad and pies. Lots of pies.


Yes, in abundance.
Casseroles are good for that too.


GravatarMy best friend Marcia Brady left me a note saying that it was a certain Al's birthday.....I hope he's still around so I can tell him HAPPY BIRTHDAY even if it's a little bit late!


GravatarWe got a lot of sweets. Lots of chocolate. I think it was because Mom had entered a chocolate cake recipe in some contest and she won, and all the ladies in town knew it.


Gravatarfuck off shoelimpy.


GravatarRichard what is your obsession with Shoe? And STOP linking my website all over the place you FREAK!!!

You're a stalker. You're sick.


GravatarI hope he's still around so I can tell him HAPPY BIRTHDAY even if it's a little bit late!

cocksucker


GravatarAnd potato salad and pies. Lots of pies.

Pie sounds good.

We didn't get pie. We did get a roast at one point that was yummy.

Oh - my weight did wacko things. Up 10 pounds, then down 10 pounds, up/down/up/down.


GravatarWhen the air base was in gear here people from the community would bring international recipes for such communal times.


Gravataranalannie: cocksucker


GravatarFuck yourself, jack. Marcia asked me to come wish Al a Happy Birthday, she said he would enjoy it.

So BITE ME. It's not your birthday and if it was no one would care.


Gravatarjack: cocksucker!


GravatarChris isaacs singing cheap trick, just as the trolls show up. It's like retro Roy Orbison .45's pegged on higher setting.

We need Simels here...


GravatarSo, you're both losers.
rorschach

ahem, isn't it loosers.

i said i didn't feel anything, but actually i did feel a little weird. to which notion my buddy troublemaker replied, "yeah, it means you know your next." mortal coil, yadda, yadda.

take of your self ntodd, and peace to all.


GravatarAs much as I'd like to hang out. I need to sleep.

Later gators.

NTodd,

take care.


GravatarI will never forget hearing my cellphone go off and having my Dad say, "Todd, this is your father. Mom died a half hour ago..."

Sorry to hear about what you've been through. I can't even think about what I'll do when my mom passes away and she's always saying, "I'm not going to be around much longer." Drives me nuts.


GravatarI really want jello with those little marshmallows...


Gravatarwingnut cocksucker trolls: coscksuckers


GravatarThere's some ice cream, shelled walnuts and chocolate here.


Brb...


GravatarI really want jello with those little marshmallows...

I like the marshmallows in the greenish jello. I think they had a name for that "salad" in the 70s.


GravatarI can't even think about what I'll do when my mom passes away and she's always saying, "I'm not going to be around much longer." Drives me nuts.

I told both my folks when I was 5: "You're going to die soon." They were in their mid-20s at the time. 'course, Mom had already almost-died once, so it wasn't an unreasonable prediction...


GravatarI can't even think about what I'll do when my mom passes away and she's always saying, "I'm not going to be around much longer." Drives me nuts.

I told both my folks when I was 5: "You're going to die soon." They were in their mid-20s at the time. 'course, Mom had already almost-died once, so it wasn't an unreasonable prediction...


GravatarYou'll probably get jello with marshmallows, NTodd, and jello with pineapple too. (Red jello!)

You & your dad be good to yourselves and comfort one another. We're all thinking of you.


GravatarNTodd, the night before my dad died (at 4AM), he was sitting up in bed having a shot of Crown Royal and flirting w/his hopice nurse (a gorgeous, wonderful woman!!).

SD


Gravatarjack, now is not the time to dig the hole you're in any deeper.

Not that I care about you. It's my friends. They, and I, do not need your stupid shit just now.

We have LONG memories... and longer reaches.


GravatarEven if we can't frogmarch the Bushite criminals, we can still save the Earth!

It all starts with you and me! Recycle. Choose high-efficiency cars and appliances. Buy carbon emission credits to offset piggish American energy waste. Vote Democratic.

Rove slipped away, but we can still triumph in November!


Gravatar"I'm not going to be around much longer." Drives me nuts.
Ô¿Ô " I know, dear, but she may "know" something you don't, eh?


GravatarThe old lady's going to be around alot longer. I think she'll be a Centanarian . She's 75. My brother and me were over while she was barbecuing something. She took a fall and rolled with it, got back up, brushed herself off and was fine.


Gravatarhe was sitting up in bed having a shot of Crown Royal and flirting w/his hopice nurse (a gorgeous, wonderful woman!!).

That's a good way to go.


GravatarGood lord.

Hitler Cats.

A blog featuring cats that look like Hitler.

No shit.


GravatarI told both my folks when I was 5: "You're going to die soon." They were in their mid-20s at the time. 'course, Mom had already almost-died once, so it wasn't an unreasonable prediction...

It makes the time we had with them all the more precious, because we know how soon it could have ended.


GravatarHitler Cats.

Seig heil, mein furball!


GravatarNature show on the Amazon: I didn't know pirannhas were fond of nuts. Their big teeth and powerful jaws are ideal for cracking whatever falls into the water. They chew thoroughly, then swallow nut and shell both


GravatarThers,

Sadly No is in a cuteness-kitten duel. There are pictures of kittens in angel wings, and such.

I just want them to know how they got the cats dressed up without sedation.


Gravatarsend Bush voters here, we'll find a number for them.


GravatarWhat the fuck does NBC do to make Tim-meh look animated on Sundays?

I think they change the air in his head.


GravatarI didn't know pirannhas were fond of nuts.

THAT'S where I saw Michelle Malkin!


Gravatar..turtle shell pecan w/ real homeshelled pecans and walnuts added, extra chocolate, and two kinds of dry sweetened cereal sprinkled on top, coca crispies and frosted cheerios...


I'm taking up where Clinton left off...someone's got to be an indulgant Democrat around here.

There's no such thing as too much choclate.


GravatarHitler Cats are just misunderstood. They made the rains fall on time, brought tuna to the Worken Katzengrubervolken, and were always twirling, twirling toward Freedom.


GravatarI'm taking up where Clinton left off

Conan did a bit where Clinton couldn't get enough Attention Pie. I think that was when he admitted titty-humping his brother in law.


GravatarSadly No is in a cuteness-kitten duel. There are pictures of kittens in angel wings, and such.

I have a surefire way to make a fortune on the Internet. I wanna sell pictures of Christian Kitties -- kittens in all sorts of biblical poses, like on the cross, in the manger, and so on. A certain strata of the fundies would eat that shit up.


GravatarBeheadings in Bush Country


GravatarThat's a good way to go.
geoduck2 |

yep. He just...stopped working.

Watched the vein in his temple...stop pulsing.

That's been 14 yrs ago this fall, still miss the old bugger. Think of things I want to tell him and my mom every damn day.


GravatarThe Big Dog is a cat at heart, if he could lick himself all day the only other thing he would do is eat...

or is that Hillary? I have not got this week's talking points yet.

Clenis could titty hump himself, but then that would waste ammo that he could use to shoot someone in the face.

"You know, Vice President Cheney... when i shoot people in the face they have a better time and a bigger smile."

Imagine Clinton calling Cheney 'Vice-President' just to remind that man that he's below him when things boil down to the nitty gritty.

Oh the terror task force meeting stories those two could not share.


GravatarI wanna sell pictures of Christian Kitties -- kittens in all sorts of biblical poses, like on the cross, in the manger, and so on.

Could be a great Christmas card! Baby kitty in the manger.

Has anybody else heard of the Precious Moments chapel? People can get married at the chapel. And somebody is always painting the Precious Moment baby biblical images - in an imitation of the Sistine Chapel.


Gravatarkittens in all sorts of biblical poses

The brick testament has done that with legos. Although the fundies probably wouldn't appreciate that guy with the sheep.


GravatarI wanna sell pictures of Christian Kitties -- kittens in all sorts of biblical poses, like on the cross, in the manger, and so on.

Could be a great Christmas card! Baby kitty in the manger.

Has anybody else heard of the Precious Moments chapel? People can get married at the chapel. And somebody is always painting the Precious Moment baby biblical images - in an imitation of the Sistine Chapel.


GravatarI have a surefire way to make a fortune on the Internet. I wanna sell pictures of Christian Kitties -- kittens in all sorts of biblical poses, like on the cross, in the manger, and so on. A certain strata of the fundies would eat that shit up.
Thers, Mighty

superlative idea, and an optimific sense of marketing.....


GravatarYou shall not crucify cat-kind on a cross of gold!(/PETA)


GravatarHowdy.

What's going on? Break it to me gently.


Gravatar..turtle shell pecan w/ real homeshelled pecans and walnuts added, extra chocolate, and two kinds of dry sweetened cereal sprinkled on top, coca crispies and frosted cheerios...

Mmmm...grandma's home cookin'!


Gravatarhmmmm chocolate crunchy turtle shells...


GravatarMelissa is leaving me. Fuck.

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GravatarMelissa is leaving me. Fuck.

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agave | 06.17.06 - 2:08 am | #


Seriously? Or is it just one of those rough times?


GravatarI mentioned before the History Channel show about books excluded from the Bible.

One was the Apocalypse of Peter, which almost became the last book of the Nicene Bible. In it some acolyte asks Jesus about Hell.

Gossipy Jesus can't keep a secret. He says something like "I'll tell you but you can't tell anyone else, otherwise sinners will keep sinning. Eventually, they'll all get out!"

The book was rejected for exactly that reason--the Church Fathers didn't want the sinners to know.


GravatarHere's a winning issue for Dems: energy conservation!
1) Gasoline prices are high.
2) Amerikkkan oil imports are high.
3) Repugs drive big SUVs!
We need to frame these issues in such a way as to leverage a Democratic rout of Congress.
Imagine if we ran commercials that framed high energy prices! Our frame would emphasize our solutions to the energy crisis:
A) Blocking exploitation of domestic energy sources (e.g., ANWR, Outer Continental Shelf.)
B) Telling everybody to drive less; only as neccessary, of course.
C) Reaffirming the commitment of our USA automakers, Ford and GM, to legacy pension and health-care costs.
D) Damning the traditional, red-state, ugly-sprawl, American way-of-life.

An appropriate framework strategy can homogenize these impressions, and yield a glorious Dem victory in November 2006!


GravatarThe book was rejected for exactly that reason--the Church Fathers didn't want the sinners to know.
Draco | 06.17.06 - 2:09 am | #


It's just like that deal with Trix.


GravatarNature show on the Amazon: I didn't know pirannhas were fond of nuts.

I might have seen the same program at some point. It mentioned that most species of piranha's are actually vegetarian.


GravatarWhat's going on? Break it to me gently.

Death; food (jello, soup, pie); kittens who look like Hitler; the Precious Moments chapel

(And in a self-referential aside: I bought a comic book about Baudrillard today.)


GravatarAn appropriate framework strategy can homogenize these impressions, and yield a glorious Dem victory in November 2006!
Marin Sandalthong | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 2:09 am | #


Shut up, fraud.


Gravatar(And in a self-referential aside: I bought a comic book about Baudrillard today.)
geoduck2 | 06.17.06 - 2:10 am | #


Can you figure him out? I've never made any headway with that guy at all...


Gravataroh god, the list troll is back. poor wycliff, so little time, so many unbelievers.

The long and confusing legal case against Rome, Georgia comics retailer Gordon Le took another odd turn when local prosecutors filed a new set of charges that replace those filed against Lee earlier this year. According to Charles Brownstein, executive director of the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund, the new charges are in response to motions by CBLDF to dismiss the case against Lee and marks the third time local prosecutors have filed charges against him. Lee, who operates the Legends comcis store, now faces a new arraignment on July 7.


GravatarCan you figure him out? I've never made any headway with that guy at all...

Well, I haven't started reading the comic book yet - but there're pictures, so we'll see.

Is he the one who said the imaginary can be more powerful then material reality?

At that level I get it -- it's the only way I can figure out that so many people would vote Republican when it's against their economic interests.


GravatarHere's a winning issue for Dems:

Aborting innocent babies and fags getting married and Mexicans stealing our jobs and horrid people burning flags and blah blah blah trumps that every time.

People can't get emotional about gasoline.

Not yet anyway.


GravatarSorry, agave.


GravatarOne last hydrating Curly for the evening...
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Gravatarhistory channel was out at the archaelogical dig on the air base doing earthquake research because those settlements(1200-1400 BC) had wooden palisades set and can be compared for the drift on ground for earthquake comparisons across soil layers...

Too bad the hills they were on were leveled for flight lines or ransacked.

We used to have a series of mounds, seven of them.

I have the feeling if they paced it that a constellation was imitated on the ground. Kind of hard to tell due to engignnering done over it, especially topsoil plowing.

Perhaps they'll decide to clean the mustard gas buried from the Amristice out there some day, and clean up the bioweapons firm that rented a building out across the animal shelter where my niece volunteers...


GravatarHere's a winning issue for Dems:

THE WAR IS BANKRUPTING US! In money, in lives, in reputation. Do you want us to stay in Iraq until the Army breaks? Vote Democrat and defend our national security!


GravatarIs he the one who said the imaginary can be more powerful then material reality?

Or Gore won the voting in 2000, but we have a "manufactured consent" for Bush "winning" a democratic election.

This manufactured consent contradicts material reality - but the imaginary, in this sense, became more powerful then the literal reality.


GravatarMarin Sandalthong,

if you write that up as an article, I'm sure the Associated Content website would pay you $3 for it. Worth every penny.
Why don't you sign up?

http://www.associatedcontent.com...nt.com/ faq.html


GravatarAll the posters I disagree with:

I tell them to shut up!

They are frauds.

They should shut up!

Shut up, frauds!


GravatarThe funny thing about SUVs is how many owners are paying people to torch them for the insurance money. I blogged on this almost a year ago, IIRC, and pointed out that it was further confirmation of the automakers' profile of the typical SUV buyer: selfish, out of touch, insecure, and none too bright. (Of course, they think they're smart enough to pull off insurance fraud without a hitch.)

Since then, it's gotten worse, I understand. An absolute epidemic. God forbid these assholes should actually have to suffer for their own bad decisions! Nah, let someone else pick up the tab.

Assholes.


GravatarSorry, agave.

i'm sorry too. Maybe she won't leave or will change her mind?


Gravatarhow is W's Amnesty Plan doing these days? I don't hear much about that, has it been put into the same dustbin of history Social Security privatization and Supreme Court Justice Harriet Myers have been relegated to?

Amnesty for Aliens: W keeping us safe from dishwashers and roofers and grandma's cooking.

what ever happened to that amnesty plan?


Gravatari'm sorry too. Maybe she won't leave or will change her mind?
geoduck2 | 06.17.06 - 2:18 am | #


Or maybe it's one of these namestealing jackals who likes to post depressing/distressing news about people...

I hope so.


Gravatarwhat ever happened to that amnesty plan?

On the other hand, amnesty for U.S. troop killers was a GOP plank for about 75 minutes, yesterday.
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Gravatardid Auggy torch his Expedition yet, or is he waiting for his ARM payemnets to skrocket before he takes that Great Leap Forward into fraud and bankruptcy?


GravatarShut up, frauds!
Phila | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 2:17 am | #


Man, I feel like I'm looking into a mirror.


GravatarI just saw "Inconvenient Truth." Man, the difference between Al Gore and George W. Bush...
If Gore could exude that kind of energy during a presidential campaign, he'd clean house. I don't know what happened to him when he ran (even though he really won), but he has to be one of the early favorites for '08 at this point.


GravatarJeffraham,

That's a cute picture of Curly. And now I'm thirsty for ice water.


GravatarBill Clinton expanded the strategic petroleum reserve to make up for the deliberate roll back of the same done at the hands of the industry oligarchs.

It helped keep supply levels generous, allowed us to develop trade and engage with countries on the verge of failure, and still allowed the market to spike prices for investment at a fair level for profit. All while creating said jobs within the USA.

It would be like price fixing above the trade range until the shoppers go where the cost is most affordable, reverse macro. Wall street gets the initial kick and the production segment follows through strong after that.

Perhaps the Clenis will expand rather simple policy that seems to have escaped explanation amongst the telecoms and networks during the next campaign...


GravatarHere's a winning issue for Dems:

1) We love Aborting innocent babies,
2) We encourage fags getting married 3) We got no problem with Mexicans stealing our jobs
4) We understand horrid people burning flags
5) We accept any blah blah blah that discredits Bush and Repugs!


GravatarIs he the one who said the imaginary can be more powerful then material reality?


Couldn't tell ya. Like I say, I've never been able to make heads or tails of his stuff...


Gravatar4) We understand horrid people burning flags

Yeah, I heard one got burned just last year. We've gotta get that amendment quick, or it might happen again at some point.


GravatarHere's the vote on their idiotic resolution trying to condemn us as traitors. Pelosi held about 75% of the dems to voting against it. Not bad. But Herseth? Fuck.


Gravatargeoduck2: That's a cute picture of Curly. And now I'm thirsty for ice water.

Thanks. He was his normally needy self when I came in, and he got a good pettin', but as soon as I unzipped the cooler, he was all over that ice water. He's a funny cat.
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GravatarPhila--Baudrillard has a specifically French sense of humor, the subgenre of "blague," the the educated deadpan put-on. Among my many fovarite quotes: "We should not think of life on earth as life, but as an advertizement for life on other planets."


GravatarIs he the one who said the imaginary can be more powerful then material reality?

Well, a lot of people say that...

Baudrillard, I don't know. His stuff never quite seemed worth the effort. By and large if I can't see how to apply it, I ignore it.


GravatarPhila: Yeah, I heard one got burned just last year. We've gotta get that amendment quick, or it might happen again at some point.

I burned a Confederate Flag for Jeebus. On Flag Day, even.
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GravatarHonest, I very much do want to see An Inconvenient Truth. It's been on my Netflix Save list for months now.

All you true believers, how many of you have actually SEEN IT yet?

If this movie is so frickin important, and Al believes in it so much, then WHY ISN'T IT OUT ON DVD already?

VERY FEW PEOPLE WILL SEE IT IN THE THEATER!

I do, honest-to-God, want to see it!!!


GravatarJoe Lieberman, looser that he is, doesn't even have the good sense to cling onto Al's coattails with his career in jeapordy.

I'll take career lobbyists for five hundred, Alex.


GravatarPhila--Baudrillard has a specifically French sense of humor, the subgenre of "blague," the the educated deadpan put-on. Among my many fovarite quotes: "We should not think of life on earth as life, but as an advertizement for life on other planets."
Draco | 06.17.06 - 2:26 am | #


Fair enough. Don't know that that schtick would keep me entertained through an entire book, but if I ever try him again, I'll read him with that in mind.

I like Alphonse Allais, for what that's worth.


GravatarI'm burning every fucking flag I can get my hands on before it's illegal.


GravatarI do, honest-to-God, want to see it!!!

That taste in your mouth? That'd be my penis.

Allow me to slap that taste out of your mouth, though.
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GravatarBerry is no surprise voting for that. Every media outlet in the state slants right. Don't give your opponent ammo.

Win this one easy, use the money where needed elsewhere...


GravatarI'm burning every fucking flag I can get my hands on before it's illegal.
Steve French | 06.17.06 - 2:29 am | #


Have gay sex on top of 'em first, is my advice.


GravatarI'm burning every fucking flag I can get my hands on before it's illegal.

Join the boy scouts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Fla...e_United_States

The ritualized burning of the American flag is considered an appropriate way to dispose of a damaged or soiled flag. According to The Flag Burning Page, "the American Legion and Boy Scouts burn thousands of flags every year in respectful retirement ceremonies".


GravatarHas our schizoid troll been jumping between identities like this all night, or did I just come in at a bad time?


GravatarOrissa crocodile recognised as world's largest
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060..._nm/ india255100


BHUBANESWAR, India (Reuters) - A 23-feet giant estuarine crocodile in Orissa has been crowned the world's largest, officials said on Friday.

The reptile, named "Baula Kumbhira" (crazy crocodile), lives in Bhitarkanika sanctuary and has entered the Guinness Book of World Records, said S.C. Mohanty, a top wildlife official.

Three other estuarine crocodiles at the sanctuary, all measuring over 19-feet, also find a mention on the Guinness Web site.

The sanctuary is home to 1,462 crocodiles.

"There could be bigger crocodiles living in Australia and in the Nile in Africa, but this one's size has been authenticated," said Rathin Banerjee, an expert in crocodile breeding.

"These crocodiles can live upto 100 years and are capable of devouring a human being within minutes," he said.


GravatarSitewhore Alert!

http://www.gis.net/~cht/flagrant.html

Thank you for your kind attention!


GravatarHave gay sex on top of 'em first, is my advice.

It's quite a burden being a liberal rebel. Believe me, there are nights I don't get any sleep at all.


GravatarPhila--Baudrillard has a specifically French sense of humor, the subgenre of "blague," the the educated deadpan put-on.

Well, that makes sense... I remember going through the Spaceship Earth thing at EPCOT Center, and thinking, as a joke, that its architecture (humans are learning new technologies every day that free us!) was the exact opposite of Foucault's argument in Discipline & Punish (humans are learning new technologies that keep us in line).

It wasn't until much later that I caught on that Foucault's whole point was at least partly parodic -- to make fun of Grand Liberating Narratives.

It's funny how Americans don't always do the irony thing very well...


GravatarEven though I am a right-winger, I watch all the lefty docs available. I follow the NYT DVD reviews, and also all the Buzzflash recommendations.

I do try to be open-minded.

How about you guys? Are you open-minded?


GravatarHe was his normally needy self when I came in, and he got a good pettin', but as soon as I unzipped the cooler, he was all over that ice water.

ha- I'd be all over the ice water! It looks really good. (then again, it's hot here tonight.)

His stuff never quite seemed worth the effort. By and large if I can't see how to apply it, I ignore it.

I haven't read anything of his. But I saw the comic book in Half Priced books - and I thought - hey, it has pictures!

I was also trying to remember if he was the author mentioned in the Matrix.


GravatarHas our schizoid troll been jumping between identities like this all night, or did I just come in at a bad time?

Bad timing. It had been rather quiet.


GravatarHow about you guys? Are you open-minded?

Top or bottom?


Gravatarjack/annie/shoelimpy is scared shitless.

Last night, JP decided to drop the Million Pound Shithammer on jack.

jack promptly wet himself (and several opened bags of Cheetos) and tried the Republican "It was just a joke!" defense.


GravatarThe ritualized burning of the American flag is considered an appropriate way to dispose of a damaged or soiled flag. According to The Flag Burning Page, "the American Legion and Boy Scouts burn thousands of flags every year in respectful retirement ceremonies".

Shit. After the amendment passes, Boy Scouts will be having to pee on those flags to put those fires out.


GravatarI've seen a gator that looked to be 18 feet long once, part of a mated pair... lovely inhumane eyes on the thing. Burned like fire and reflected sodium bulbs off the grain silos by the river...


GravatarI've seen a gator that looked to be 18 feet long once, part of a mated pair... lovely inhumane eyes on the thing. Burned like fire and reflected sodium bulbs off the grain silos by the river...


GravatarHow about you guys? Are you open-minded?

I've very open-minded. I'm a straight guy, but I'm open to slapping the taste of my dick right out of your mouth, Repeatedly, if needed.
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GravatarIt's funny how Americans don't always do the irony thing very well...
Thers, Mighty | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 2:37 am | #


It certainly seems to go over Camille Paglia's head, anyway.

I was kind of interested in this book Paul Virilio wrote on bunker architecture. Haven't liked his other stuff, but this one seemed interesting.


GravatarLast night, JP decided to drop the Million Pound Shithammer on jack.

Oy, not an outing...


GravatarLast night, JP decided to drop the Million Pound Shithammer on jack.

jack promptly wet himself (and several opened bags of Cheetos) and tried the Republican "It was just a joke!" defense.
Chris Tucker | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 2:39 am | #


Really? What happened? What'd JP do?


GravatarIt's funny how Americans don't always do the irony thing very well...

too true.

There's something really comforting but also kind of creepy about Disney World.


GravatarJP, free advice needed again.
Have PA with 1/4 input/outputs
Only have one massive speaker, want to hook up others but they are from stereo, so it is double wires, not 1/4. Surely radioshack has a doohickey I can attach to quickly convert?


GravatarThers: Oy, not an outing...

No. A pledge to gather information, and do damage with it, but not in the easy, expected way.

I don't want to talk about it anymore, as it gives our enemies information about my methods and capabilities. The Sirota thread from last night, starting around 3 a.m. has all the details I plan to discuss.
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GravatarReally, tell us all!!

You are truly pathetic. Or just really stoopid. I vote for stoopid.


Gravatar
It certainly seems to go over Camille Paglia's head, anyway.


I could never figure out what Paglia's appeal was. Or is. Unless it is that a lot of people dig the attitude of looking like you know all there is to know about a topic you've never researched.


GravatarThere's something really comforting but also kind of creepy about Disney World.
geoduck2 | 06.17.06 - 2:43 am | #


There's a documentary on EPCOT that's mindboggling...what Disney actually intended to do there is very different from what they ended up with. It was supposed to be a self-contained city with all these bizarre features, most of which were vaguely authoritarian.


Gravatar"Raw Story reports that John Hannah, “a senior national security aide on loan to Vice President Dick Cheney from the offices of then-Under Secretary of State for Arms Control and International Security Affairs, John Bolton,” is “cooperating” with Fitzgerald and may have cut a deal."


GravatarDigby talks Greenwald.


GravatarI don't want to talk about it anymore, as it gives our enemies information about my methods and capabilities. The Sirota thread from last night, starting around 3 a.m. has all the details I plan to discuss.

OK then.


GravatarAccording to The Flag Burning Page, "the American Legion and Boy Scouts burn thousands of flags every year in respectful retirement ceremonies".

As a Girl Scout this is what we were also taught.

So "burning" the flag is only a "bad thing" if the person burning the flag is thinking ...what??? or doing what??? It's a bizarre to suggest that some people can burn the flag and other people will be criminals if they burn the flag.


GravatarI've always wondered. How does a Mexican steal a job? I mean, does he break a window and just take over your desk? You'd think your manager would notice or something.


GravatarErinPDX: JP, free advice needed again.
Have PA with 1/4 input/outputs
Only have one massive speaker, want to hook up others but they are from stereo, so it is double wires, not 1/4. Surely radioshack has a doohickey I can attach to quickly convert?


Sadly, no. This is a more complicated problem than it might appear. You need a local electron-head to guide you on this to prevent damage to the P.A. amp, the speakers, or both. We're getting into amp loading, impedance, series/parallel wiring... muchmuchmuch too much to adequately tell you reliably and clearly in this medium.
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GravatarThe funny thing about SUVs is how many owners are paying people to torch them for the insurance money.

phila -- is that really true; how is it documented -- thru insurance claims? that is too funny. man, sorry, but i got no fucking sympathy for those assholes. suck it up, bitches.


GravatarPhila | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 2:46 am | #

They eventually wound up doing that. Are you familiar with the Orlando suburb named--get this--Celebration? It might be in the doc, which I've not seen. It's the happiest police state this side of Singapore.


Gravatar
There's a documentary on EPCOT that's mindboggling...


Some of that history I've read... there's a neat book called Inside the Mouse about Disney. It's a collection of essays, & so uneven, but some of it is totally fascinating, especially the oral histories of the employees. It has to be one of the most bizarre places on the planet, but still oh so utterly American...


GravatarNo tell please! Someone just said you were going to do something to me, and you confirmed it.

I want to know what. I'm sick of the bullshit on this site. I'm sick of people saying I'm people I am not.

Sick of it. I am only me, and your fucking obsession is getting to the point of stalking. Pichard is in my stats EVERY FUCKING DAY, searching out everything he can think of to get there.

I do not even live with Shoe anymore, I am a woman living alone and this scares the shit out of me. I'm going to call the fucking cops.


GravatarReally, tell us all!!

You are truly pathetic. Or just really stoopid. I vote for stoopid.
annieangel


Shut up, cunt.


GravatarThe Sirota thread from last night, starting around 3 a.m. has all the details I plan to discuss.

I definitely found this comment of yours rather intruging...
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Factors pointing to jack's professionalism (i.e. being paid to troll):

1.) He hasn't visited my blog in response to my statements (he has, however, looked at O'Reilly & Assoc. site);

2.) He refused to libel himself by issuing specific claims about my former employment.
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GravatarI'm seriously going to call the cops if someone doesn't tell me what the FUCK is going on.


GravatarShut up, cunt.

There's a unit hiding behind that gender and you really don't want to go there.

Just ask jack.


GravatarRichard: I definitely found this comment of yours rather intruging...

#1 happened in response to my mentioning my quote in the O'Reilly & Associates book by Dan Barrett, Bandits On The Information Superhighway. The index is available here; see if you can spot my name.

#2 told me this was not a run-of-the-mill, dumbass troll. It didn't want to say anything actionable, whereas the ordinary troll wouldn't give a shit.
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Gravatar. It has to be one of the most bizarre places on the planet,


I guess there are tunnels underneath the park. I wonder if that book had the essay about the two Goofys? (And the need to dissapear one of them so they didn't both appear at the same time in the same part of the park.)


GravatarThey eventually wound up doing that. Are you familiar with the Orlando suburb named--get this--Celebration? It might be in the doc, which I've not seen. It's the happiest police state this side of Singapore.
Draco | 06.17.06 - 2:51 am | #


Celebration is a bit different. EPCOT was going to be a very high-tech city with this giant central ball, and radiating suburbs accessible by (IIRC) monorails.

Had some interesting technological aspects having to do with pollution, wise resource use, etc...but the overall feeling was as if the Enlightenment had been the product of Mormonism.


GravatarI'm asking the person who is threatening me. I'm not jack and I won't stand for threats against me, especially with Richard in my stats daily.


GravatarI'm asking the person who is threatening me. I'm not jack and I won't stand for threats against me, especially with Richard in my stats daily.
annieangel | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 2:58 am | #


Going away would solve the problem in a heartbeat, I'm guessing.


GravatarFIne then fuck you JP. First thing tomorrow I'm calling the police. I don't need this shit jsut for coming here to wish someone a happy birthday.

What the fuck. This is total bullshit.


GravatarLet me be among the first to claim:

I did not, nor did I ever, threaten annieangel.

Annie, please come over to the Dark Side! It worked for Rove; it will work for you too!


Gravatarradiating suburbs accessible by (IIRC) monorails.

I love the idea of monorails - but the Seattle monorail didn't work out very well.

(I like the turn of phrase - Enlightenment by way of Mormonism.)


GravatarNo one is threatening you. No one is in your "stats daily". No one is down rating anyone's articles.


GravatarJP thanks, on to plan b, gotta go.


GravatarThreats are a serious thing. Public threats are a very real thing. I shouldn't need to be afraid becasue of something I read on a message board.


GravatarYOu posted me YESTERDAY on some ballon site Richard.


Gravatarphila -- is that really true; how is it documented -- thru insurance claims? that is too funny. man, sorry, but i got no fucking sympathy for those assholes. suck it up, bitches.
linda | 06.17.06 - 2:50 am | #


Here.

And also here.


GravatarIt worked for me too.


Gravatarannieangel,

jack is the first. The list is long.

Said list COULD be alphabetical.

You want to take that risk, keep it up.

JP is not the only one who is skilled in finding trolls, just the most ethical.

Check my homepage, scroll to the bottom. Count the heads on pikes.I stopped when it got too easy and boring.

I won't discuss MY techniques, either, save that they are based upon cryptanalysis techniques.The Hidden Masters of S.P.U.T.U.M. taught me well.

Perhaps this photo of my computer desk might give you some clues as to MY particular background. The telephone and mousepad are of singular interest. Souvenirs of a previous gig.

One of the two visible posters also contains a distinct clue as to one of my current affiliations.


GravatarChris and Jeffraham, remind me not to piss you guys off.


GravatarWHat the fuck? WHo the fuck are you? I've never seen you before and you don't know me at all!!

What the fuck is this shit? More threats?? GOOD THIS IS PUBLIC!!

Keep it coming, I really AM going to call the cops. DOn't doubt it! This is fucked up!


GravatarThers, Mighty | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 2:51 am

I've seen an interview with Chuck Jones where he was asked why Warner Bros cartoons were so anarchic and rude whereas the Disney one were sweeter and sentimental.

Jones responded without hesitation--he'd obviously thought of it before--"Because Walt loved his animators. The Warners had no idea who we were and put us out in Siberia. Jack was disappointed when he found out we didn't make Mackey Mouse cartoons."

That's paraphrased from memory, but you get the idea. The WB guys got worse treatment, but had more freedom, precisely because the bigshots didn't know or care


GravatarAnnie, the intense, angry hatred of the Lefties will burn you, and limit you.

Abandon that crap; embrace the freedom, the liberty, the carefree life-loving fresh air, the absolute unfettered enjoyment of life lived to the fullest!

Breathe free, Annie, and join us!


Gravatarbut the overall feeling was as if the Enlightenment had been the product of Mormonism.
Phila | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 2:58 am

No comment, as I'll have to read up more, but


GravatarPhila, you are perfectly safe. You aren't a damnfool troll, looking to disrupt threads and conversations.

You would REALLY have to work at it to piss me off, and even then, I wouldn't bother.

Trolls, on the other hand, well, that's different.

And, like JP, I won't do anything unlawful. For example, I haven't actually threatened annieanal with anything. Whatever she might infer is not actionable in any court in the land. The cops/Feds will just laugh and laugh at her.

Nor am I EVER going to threaten annieanal. Here or elsewhere, in any way shape or form.

Hell, odds are, even when I do get her name and address, all I'll do is email her and let her know that I know.

Of course, if I find out she (or any other troll) is being paid by the GOP to disrupt comments in liberal weblogs, well, that's newsworthy, don't you think?


GravatarNo comment, as I'll have to read up more, but
Draco | 06.17.06 - 3:13 am | #

There's some info here. My naysaying aside, it's got some pretty remarkable aspects, and Walt's desire to downplay the automobile was admirable.

There's a link to watch the documentary if you scroll down the left side. Definitely worth it.


Gravatartime for me to sleep.

NTodd,

If you're still reading this I hope you sleep a bit tonight. And I hope somebody brings you jello with marshmallows.


GravatarThat's a direct threat.


GravatarOf course, if I find out she (or any other troll) is being paid by the GOP to disrupt comments in liberal weblogs, well, that's newsworthy, don't you think?
Chris Tucker | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 3:15 am | #


Absolutely. Though I'm far more interested in the details of that organization than I am in a halfwit like Annie.

Kufr's a more interesting case, really. Get rid of him, and a LOT of trolls would vanish at the same time, IMO.


GravatarEPCOT paintings.


GravatarAnnieanal, don't infer what isn't even implied.

You'll just wind up pissing all over yourself for no good reason.


GravatarAnnie, your lefty buds want to probe you, analyze you, categorize you, criticize you, use you. They know how to wave the bloody shirt.

There's a freer way to live, liberated from political-correctness; a clear and just way of seeing!

And it costs you nothing to cross over into the light. We welcome you.


GravatarPhila, I have that EPCOT documentary on a Disney DVD set. "Tomorrowland". Has all three of the Disney "Man in Space" programs, the EPCOT documentary and a few other tasty items.

As an old space cadet, I just drooled over them.


GravatarKeep up the threats, Chris Tucker. I'm not joking, I shouldn't be scared just for wishing Al a happy birthday. You have absolutley no right to threaten me, and I will not take it!


GravatarIt'd really freak annie out if I gave her the investigative unit's phone number in "her" area, wouldn't it?
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Gravataranalannie, take your pills. kufr and the rest of the 29% need you, as their numbers shrink, getting closer and closer to their collective IQs. As you shriek like an idiot, it should be all too clear to you that calling the cops will accomplish nothing except to notify the authorities that you are a danger to yourself and a big pain in the ass. If you stop dropping your turds of wisdom here, nobody will bother you. If you want to be outed and embarrassed, just keep it up. That's what the cops will tell you, by the way, you phony bastard.


GravatarPhila, I have that EPCOT documentary on a Disney DVD set. "Tomorrowland". Has all three of the Disney "Man in Space" programs, the EPCOT documentary and a few other tasty items.

As an old space cadet, I just drooled over them.
Chris Tucker | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 3:24 am | #


Yeah, I know the set. It's got that crazy evolution cartoon...gorgeous.

On a somewhat lower moral plane, I just found out that Jasper in Watermelon Land is on YouTube.


GravatarWhat threat? Against whom? No one's made any threats.

What a fucking joke. Put down the crack pipe (or at least hide it before you waste the local cops' time).
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Gravatarshorter annie angel:

waah waah waaaah.


GravatarNo the cops will tell me I don't have to live with threats of "damage" without having it investigated.


Gravatari scored a very nice hawaiian shirt at a thrift shop today. it's extremely loud. has gigantic hibiscusses all over it.


GravatarGood luck pointing out those alleged threats, annie. Best of luck to you!
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GravatarIf you want to be outed and embarrassed, just keep it up. That's what the cops will tell you, by the way, you phony bastard.
ronjazz, higher | 06.17.06 - 3:33 am | #


As a personal favor, let's not go outing anyone. We've had enough of that shit lately.

As JP says, there are ways of dealing with the problem short of a PW-style lynch mob.


GravatarNo the cops will tell me I don't have to live with threats of "damage" without having it investigated.
annieangel | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 3:35 am | #


If she's not really this stupid, she's putting on a damn good act.


GravatarNo the cops will tell me I don't have to live with threats of "damage" without having it investigated.
annieangel | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 3:35 am | #


If she's not really this stupid, she's putting on a damn good act.


Gravatarannie, if you are lucky the cops will fill out a report and forget all about you.


GravatarShould I tell annieanal the truth?

That I have absolutely NO INTENTION WHATSOEVER of investigating her, tracing her through the Internet, until every detail of her life has been cataloged?

That I have spent the last few hours indulging my sadistic nature by psychologically tormenting her? Letting her own guilt and fears terrify her?

You see, annieanal, you aren't worth any effort more than what I expended tonight. A word here, a comment there, and you do all the hard work of scaring yourself.

"The Force is particularly effective in PWNING the weak-minded".

No, annieanal, you mean nothing to me. You are NOT worth my effort at all.


GravatarPhila: As JP says, there are ways of dealing with the problem short of a PW-style lynch mob.

Ayup. And they can hurt worse than publishing them on a public website, too... and yet be completely legal. I've been down this path before. How many here knew of that O'Reilly & Associates book before last night? I'm betting no one, 'cause I don't talk about that very often.
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GravatarPhila, thanks for your attention!

Why do you want to "get rid" of me?

I don't want to "get rid" of you.

I want only to get rid of murderous jihadi enemies of Western Civilization.

You aren't even in the same league!


GravatarAlthough, I must confess, making the trolls squeal like little piggies, does fill me with an almost unholy pleasure.

"Striking terror. Best part of the job!"

Batman "The Dark Knight Strikes Back".


GravatarThat won't cut it, Chris. I don't know you or why you would say these things, but I won't feel safe until someone in authority tells me you are not a threat.


GravatarI want only to get rid of murderous jihadi enemies of Western Civilization.

You aren't even in the same league!
kufr | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 3:42 am | #
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so what's stopping you? no recruiting offices nearby?


GravatarI won't feel safe until someone in authority tells me you are not a threat.

You should definitely have it checked out, then.
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Gravatarshe's being out-stupided by kufr, but that's not too surprising, as kufr is among the few left that will admit to their fellating of Bushco.


GravatarI want only to get rid of murderous jihadi enemies of Western Civilization.

I'm sure they're terrified by your typing skills.


GravatarThreatening women who live alone is a fucking sick disgusting horrible thing to do.

Of course I will have it checked out, I'm not stupid, it's what any cop would tell me to do to be safe.


Gravatarannieanal, how do you know that I still don't have sufficient "connections" that would ensure that whoever you talk to would vouchsafe my "Mostly Harmless" status to you?

Or am I STILL fucking with what passes for your head?

Squeal, little piggie, squeal!

(As "Dueling Banjos" softly wafts through the pines.)


GravatarJP threatened to keep me unemployed for three years.
Is that an approved method?
He said he emailed Atrios for the IP logs, and could find out anything for a few hundred dollars.
I've never done anything to anyone.
I post news stories and snark, and this provokes vendettas and conspiracy theories? Insane.
Go read the Sirota thread from around 11 last night, you'll be scratching your head.
He did make threats, and what he is doing is exactly what goldstein did to Thers.
I HAVE A FAMILY, YOU CAN'T PICK OFF JUST ONE GUY.
Stop the bullshit.
I tried to stay away tonite, but chris tucker, doug, and richard want to fan the flames.


GravatarHe could be a serial rapist for all I know!!


GravatarOf course I will have it checked out, I'm not stupid, it's what any cop would tell me to do to be safe.
annieangel | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 3:47 am | #

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actually, most cops would tell you not to go around pissing people off.


Gravatarkufr, you love the jihadis, and support them in their fight against the American devils. Or you'd be posting from Afghanistan. But you're no, so you're another do-nothing repig traitor/coward, all talk and posturing, nothing behind it. 29%, chickenhawk.


Gravatarannie angel is a construct.

She's a gay guy pretending to be
a slutty conservative girl.

Is it a parody?

Not sure.

Is it deeply weird?

You betcha.


GravatarChris, you are either sick or you are dangerous. I cannot comprimise my personal safety by not making sure you aren't a nutcase! How the hell can you think this is in any way funny??

My God, you are sick!


Gravatar" He could be a serial rapist for all I know!!"

Don't flatter yourself. There's not enough Viagra on Earth!


Gravatar Threatening women who live alone is a fucking sick disgusting horrible thing to do.

I agree! And if someone has threatened you, you should report it.
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Gravatarkufr may have tried to enlist. unfortunately the armed forces do not accept bed wetters though.


GravatarThis guy doens't know me Olaf. I came here to say happy birthday to Al, because Marcia asked me to.

But Richard has been stalking me like crazy. He is all over my stats and he posts my blog all over and is obsessed. Why shouldn't I be scared? This guy could be Richard! This guy could be dangerous! Why the interest in my from Richard, he doenst talk to me, he just reads my blog every day!

It's creepy!!!


Gravatar"How the hell can you think this is in any way funny??"

It's easy! I push a few buttons and you do all the work. Hilarity Ensues!

Suddenly, coming into someplace you're not wanted and trying to disrupt things isn't quite so much fun anymore, is it?


GravatarThe jihadis are being crushed by my

1) Financial support for military charities,
2) Outspoken moral support for Western values.

The jihadis are being encouraged by

A) Phila's moral ambiguity,
B) Phila's determined hatred for Western values,
C) Phila's pissing on USA strength and wealth.

Nuff said!


GravatarI've never done anything to anyone.
I post news stories and snark, and this provokes vendettas and conspiracy
theories? Insane.
Go read the Sirota thread from around 11 last night, you'll be scratching your
head.
He did make threats, and what he is doing is exactly what goldstein did to
Thers.
I HAVE A FAMILY, YOU CAN'T PICK OFF JUST ONE GUY.
Stop the bullshit.
I tried to stay away tonite, but chris tucker, doug, and richard want to fan the
flames.
jack | 06.17.06 - 3:48 am | #


Assuming you're really you, and that
"you" is really "you" -- and on what
weirdly metaphysical level that might
be -- you're full of shit.

You mostly
post serially inane non-sequiturs
that it's obvious you don't even believe,
just to attract attention or stink up
the joint.

Frankly, I have no sympathy for you
whatsoever. You're a dick.


GravatarThis guy doens't know me Olaf. I came here to say happy birthday to Al, because Marcia asked me to.

But Richard has been stalking me like crazy. He is all over my stats and he posts my blog all over and is obsessed. Why shouldn't I be scared? This guy could be Richard! This guy could be dangerous! Why the interest in my from Richard, he doenst talk to me, he just reads my blog every day!

It's creepy!!!
annieangel | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 3:53 am | #
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i don't care.


Gravatarthe trolls have developed collective narcissism tonight, actually thinking anybody here gives enough of a shit about them to threaten them. I guess they're all the same, lame fucked-up closet case, out looking for attention.


GravatarHe did make threats, and what he is doing is exactly what goldstein did to Thers.

Hardly. I very clearly stated I would not post any information in public, which is the exact opposite of what Goldstein did to Thers.

I wouldn't do anything illegal. I wouldn't do anything you yourself couldn't do, were you smart enough.
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Gravatarshorter kufr:

i wanna play mind crazed banjo
in the druggie drag ragtime usa.


GravatarOh, and as for the red AUTOVON (Dept. of Defense private telephone network) and National Security Agency mousepad in that picture on my website, why, I bought them all from eBay.

Yeah, that's the ticket! eBay!


GravatarUmmm I am wanted here. Marcia Brady specifically asked me to come here.

So yeah, she is way more popular than you, and she is my BFF!


Gravatarwhat the hell does "all over my stats" mean, anyway?


GravatarChris Tucker: Yeah, that's the ticket! eBay!


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GravatarI have no "connections" whatsoever.

I am, in reality, a pathetic loser.

Incapable of even tying my own shoes.

I have no life whatsoever.

(or do I?)

The Shadow Knows!

But not you, annieanal.

Not you!


GravatarA) Phila's moral ambiguity,
B) Phila's determined hatred for Western values,


Self-canceling.

Try again.


Gravatar" what the hell does "all over my stats" mean, anyway?"

It's something the kids say these days.

It's probably dirty.


GravatarUmmm I am wanted here. Marcia Brady specifically asked me to come here.

So yeah, she is way more popular than you, and she is my BFF!
annieangel | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 3:57 am | #


Please just go away.

Die if possible, but if not just stay
away from here. We don't like you and
we think you're a jackass.

Is that unambiguous enough for you?


GravatarPhila: Try again.

Just when you think you've drawn that last possible line in the stupid, they come charging across it, full-steam.
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Gravatar"Just when you think you've drawn that last possible line in the stupid, they come charging across it, full-steam."

Sails all full of crazy, too.


Gravatarjp, did you ever get a job?


GravatarI don't give a damn about the methods.

The ethical effects of what you're doing are equivalent to what goldstein did.

You go after one guy as judge, jury, police and executioner and you end up taking innocent family down as well.
I never did a damn thing to you.
The line i post about quitting and getting fired WAS a joke....
both you and rorschach initially reacted to it like it was a joke.
Then you went jekyll and hyde.
Now i'm going to limit my time here.
Maybe you should listen to quilt lady, thers and phila.....who clearly understand the ethical implications of this kind of senseless violence
instead of chris tucker, richard and doug who are trying to lock in your emotional reaction and committment.


GravatarI hadn't considered fighting the GWOT by contributing to military charities, since the great, strong american military shouldn't need charities to win a war, but I'm sure glad that you're speaking out for the moral values of the party of mass murder, homophobia, billion-dollar boondoggles and election theft. Certainly seems to be working, what with our easy victories in Iraq, our quick capture of Bush's best buddy Bin Laden, and our magnificent stance when the Chinese took our plane and crew, and Cowboy Bush did nothing about it. kufr, just admit you're a pusillanimous coward who blows smoke up his own ass, and be done with it. You're responsible for the attacks on the US, since you're a backer of the current regime, which did nothing to defend us, and your continued refusal to assist in the fight in any meaningful way renders you just another anti-American republican tool, head planted firmly up your own ass, when it's not up Bush's.


GravatarMarcia is more popular than you, as well.

SO THERE! She loves me. So does Al. So does JR.

And Al is more popular than you too! JR isn't, but still!


GravatarJust when you think you've drawn that last possible line in the stupid, they come charging across it, full-steam.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 4:02 am | #


The thing that really bugs me is that as far as I can tell, all we've got is fucking meta-trolls these days. If some asshole wants to come over here from FR or LGF and screech at the "moonbats," fine. But all these fucking shape-shifting parody trolls can drop dead, for all I care. I'd rather have ten Petzolds here than these assholes.


Gravatar30 year anniversary of the Soweto Massacre.

South Africa found a way to peaceful coexistents. Could Iraq, if left alone, do the same?


GravatarMarcia is more popular than you, as well.

SO THERE! She loves me. So does Al. So does JR.

And Al is more popular than you too! JR isn't, but still!
annieangel | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 4:04 am | #
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i don't care.


GravatarOlaf glad and big: jp, did you ever get a job?

Not yet, but hope springs eternal. ror turned me onto an opportunity with his folx that may pan out.
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GravatarKeep playing the "But it's only a joke!" card.

Maybe someone will actually believe it...


Nah! No one here is that stupid.

Well, maybe annieanal. She's pretty gullible, as has been so graphically demonstrated in the past few hours.


GravatarI wasn't talking to you, Olaf. But steve is more popular than you.


GravatarMaybe you should listen to quilt lady, thers and phila.....who clearly understand
the ethical implications of this kind of senseless violence
instead of chris tucker, richard and doug who are trying to lock in your emotional
reaction and committment.
jack | 06.17.06 - 4:03 am | #


Nobody cares, nor should they.

Everything you post here is a
deliberate provocation. You start
by pretending to be reasonable but
you eventually always wind up
going from inane to outright lies
and insulting non sequiturs.

Go fuck yourself. I have no sympathy
for you on any level.


Gravatartrolls think they're on MySpace, stuck in junior high school. "I'm more popular than you! neener neener". More pathetic every night.


GravatarPhila: I'd rather have ten Petzolds here than these assholes.

I've pledged to do my part to resolve this (legally), and, my word is my bond.
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GravatarI wasn't talking to you, Olaf. But steve is more popular than you.
annieangel | Homepage | 06.17.06 - 4:07 am | #
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i don't care.


GravatarActually, tonight THIS was started by Chris Tucker...so there ya go, JP.


GravatarI have no sympathy
for you on any level.

And you approve of him hunting down my identity, 'doing damage', and 'keeping me unemployed' for three years?

You have no reasonable case for that kind of behavior or reaction.

If you are that blind, then you truly have serious problems.