I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
How much ground would a groundhog ground if a goundhog could hog ground?
Yea!
Oh, fine. Everybody ran off and left me on the old thread that I killed.
Unless this is the first post, then "FIRST!!!!111"
Crap!
DAMMIT
REVISED VERSION FOLLOWS
How much ground would a groundhog hog if a goundhog could hog ground?
Goddammit.
Going to a dinner party where there will be at least one wingnut (a gay republican, no less) in attendance this evening.
But Kos said it was okay. So no worries.
Crap!
Snow
Oh, you folks who are always cursing the weather! Have you nothin' better to do? 
Aufwiedersehen.
Alright, folks, enjoy your evening. There's a sacred feminine downstairs. (Actually, two if you include the cat.)
Fuck Bush!
First there was Kos, and then he said, 'let there be light'
am I the only Wolcott reader who doesn't get the Jerry Zipkin reference?
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/
2...artner=homepage
I give up.
What do you want to know about Jerry Zipkin?
Going to a dinner party where there will be at least one wingnut (a gay republican, no less) in attendance this evening.
But Kos said it was okay. So no worries.
res ipsa loquitur
Just remember, Res:
while it may be true, it's inappopriate to ask "so what happened in your childhood to make you such a self-loathing prick?"
Goddammit.
Jennifer
Same here!
Got distracted talking to Melissa.
Last time I let that happen.
DemByDefault ..
Zipkin was a NY socialite famous for showing up at Studio 54 (and, subsequently, in all the gossip columns) throughout the '70s.
Hmmm- the snotty attitude, the suggestion of an advanced English degree, the use of the Ashlyn Gere handle.... Gary, I'm going to guess: is our mystery troll David Duchovny?
Fist! Oh.
.
Zipkin was also one of Cary Grant's boytoys.
He ended his career as Nancy Reagan's "walker."
res - be sure to tell him about that big long-term study that proves that whiners grow up to be conservatives.
You might want to throw in the information about that study that proved that homophobes are more aroused by gay porno than self-identified straight men who aren't avowedly homophobic, too.
Who's on first?
while it may be true, it's inappopriate to ask "so what happened in your childhood to make you such a self-loathing prick?"
jac ... This idiot and I have mixed it up on multiple occasions. Once I told him that the subtitle for his life ought to be "I Hate Myself for Loving You." I have this feeling he is going to fuck with me tonight (because he practically begs for me to spank him every time I see him) and I'm telling you right now that I am going to make him sorry he was ever born let alone pulled a lever for the republican party.
What do you want to know about Jerry Zipkin?
David Ehrenstein
I googled him, and got pages for Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan, Truman Capote, and one from Free Republic. That's a hell of a nexus.
Did Kos approve this thread?
'Cause I ain't postin nuthin' if Kos didn't approve it!
Hmmm- the snotty attitude, the suggestion of an advanced English degree, the use of the Ashlyn Gere handle.... Gary, I'm going to guess: is our mystery troll David Duchovny?
Could be the Pasteman.
He is the Pasteman
Goo goo ga joob...
Could be the Pasteman.
Molly Ivors, RabidLamb | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 6:54 pm | #
Nah, Ashlyn's old news. It was cluttering up the threads a lot about a year back, trying to be "literary " inna David Patterson stylee.
You go Res.. get him girl 
Even my blog which people do not read much has a GOP loving guy who usually just trolls if I post political stuff. But we are pretty civil to each other FWIW.
Evening, rational people.
I knew sooner or later threadbot would come through.
Oh I did not ask Kos if I could start my own blog. Waaaahh!
goodnight moonbats
In which we beat up on a few of the KlownHall Kulturkampfers. Why? Because we can.
Moonbootica..sleep well.
I can't believe no one's said this yet, but....
Kos is Keyser Soze!
Pffft. That was just too obvious.
NTodd, Fascist
Jealousy doesn't suit you, angel.
Oh I did not ask Kos if I could start my own blog. Waaaahh!
I did not ask him to marry me.
and I'm telling you right now that I am going to make him sorry he was ever born let alone pulled a lever for the republican party. - res ipsa loquitur
hee! a detailed post-incident combat report is looked forward to expectantly.
In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight,
Let those who worship the right-wing's might
Beware my power - Green Kos' light!
This Kos/Bobo thing has me thinking -- what IS the trouble with the Left Blogosphere?
Some think that it's effulgent; me, I think it's ellipsoidal.
Jealousy doesn't suit you, angel.
That wasn't jealousy! It was, uh...a vaguely snarky dismissal!
karmicjay ...
Get this. Once this idiot showed up to a party I was at, started a beef with me, and then pulled out a file of what he called "evidence" to prove his point.
The "evidence" consisted of (and no, I am not making this up) opinion columns by John Tierney, Peter Beinart, and David Brooks.
I'm telling you right now that I am going to make him sorry he was ever born let alone pulled a lever for the republican party.
res ipsa loquitur
Oh, great. Another uppity feminista who doesn't know her place
And *poof*, like that, I'm gone. Before Res kicks my ass.
Some think that it's effulgent; me, I think it's ellipsoidal.
Thers, Blogfascist | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 6:58 pm | #
All I know is, it slakes my feminine thirst for color.
You might want to throw in the information about that study that proved that homophobes are more aroused by gay porno than self-identified straight men who aren't avowedly homophobic, too. -Jennifer
To be fair to the homophobes, their arousal could have been a result of their imagining beating the porno actors to death with pipes and then leaving them to die in a field. You never really know what turns some people on.
I think it's effluent.
All right, we're off to see An Inconvenient Troot.
Kos is babysitting.
Layta!
If Kevin Spacey plays Kos, Matt Damon could play Atrios. Or they could be played by Luke and Owen Wilson, though obviously that weould be a different kind of film.
The "evidence" consisted of (and no, I am not making this up) opinion columns by John Tierney, Peter Beinart, and David Brooks.
res ipsa loquitur
Slightly OT, this reminds me of a Brent Bozell column I once read, where he listed the Top Ten Examples of Liberal Media Bias for year X, I think this was back in the Clinton days. Exactly one came from a news report, the rest were all from opinion columns.
The "evidence" consisted of (and no, I am not making this up) opinion columns by John Tierney, Peter Beinart, and David Brooks. - res ipsa loquitur
Well, there's three unwisemen for ya.
He brought a file to a party?
Oh, res, maybe he's too far gone....
And now I have to get ready to go too. Kisses all around!
Res..he lives in his fantasy world. *sigh* grasping at straws to keep his world view alive!
NTodd..Hanging in there man? Stay Strong!
Me, I think it's fluish, but I'm Polish, so I could be wrong.
If Kevin Spacey plays Kos, Matt Damon could play Atrios. Or they could be played by Luke and Owen Wilson, though obviously that weould be a different kind of film.
Molly Ivors, RabidLamb | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 7:01 pm | #
With Crispin Glover as Jeff Goldstein.
The Mighty Kos... wasn't he the idol those Muppets worshipped in those old "Saturday Night Live" skits in the show's first season?
Or am I thinking of that Dylan song Manfred Mann covered...
karmicjay - hanging, thanks.
This can only be another stupid open thread if Kos says it is. So far, I've not recieved his email with instructions to declare it as such.
I'll let you know if I do.
Some think that it's effulgent; me, I think it's ellipsoidal.
Thers, Blogfascist
Oblately spheroidal.
Kos is HAL!
This can only be another stupid open thread if Kos says it is. So far, I've not recieved his email with instructions to declare it as such.
You were deleted from the mailing list.
I think Kos should make an appearance on "Harvey Birdman"... I'd cast Hajii from "Jonny Quest", personally...
The Mighty Kos... wasn't he the idol those Muppets worshipped in those old "Saturday Night Live" skits in the show's first season?
Or am I thinking of that Dylan song Manfred Mann covered... - dave™©
Is that the heat or substances talking?
The "evidence" consisted of (and no, I am not making this up) opinion columns by John Tierney, Peter Beinart, and David Brooks. - res ipsa loquitur
That's funny...I just had to write this thing explaining how to conduct research, and I was careful to explain that opinion columns don't count as information.
Is that the heat or substances talking?
bo
that reminds me, I haven't gotten drunk on beer in the hot sun yet this year. I'm getting old.
You were deleted from the mailing list.
Sez you! Actually, a fake mailing list was set up with you as the only member. You've been out of the loop for some time now... watch your back. I'll say no more.
Get this. Once this idiot showed up to a party I was at, started a beef with me, and then pulled out a file of what he called "evidence" to prove his point. - ril
My sophomore year of college I ended up with a wingnut roommate. Every political argument we had would result in his pulling out his file of National Review clippings. When it stopped being fun I would just point out that since he wasn't even a US citizen he had no right to an opinion- then he would get mad and go to his room and blast AC/DC.
KOS told me to write that Atrios is GOD.
If I don't he's gonna sic Armando on me.
Atrios is GOD
.
Sez you! Actually, a fake mailing list was set up with you as the only member. You've been out of the loop for some time now... watch your back. I'll say no more.
Fuck. I KNEW it.
Mailing list?
I am so sick of picking cherries. I'm laying big money that the wife is sick of pitting them. Tommorrow morning is the last effort. The birds will get the remainder on the tree from there. I'll concentrate on the wild black raspberries for a couple weeks.
I have to admit, I've enjoyed the "trolling" I've done at that lame Scrutator blog (I put it in quotations because, unlike the trolls, I actually post facts and content over there)...for the last several days, I've been holding one of their bloggers' feet to the fire over claims (actually repetition of GOP talking points) that a minimum wage increase would have severe and devastating economic impacts. So I've been needling her for DAYS to post some raw data: when the wage has been increased previously, by how much, what was the unemployment rate in the 1-2 years following, did it go up or down, was the economy booming or struggling following the wage increase, etc.
Finally the bint posts a link to a 1998 GOP Senate bullshit piece about how raising the wage again in 98 (as had been done in both 96 and 97, with no ill effect on a booming economy where many typically minimum wage jobs were paying several dollars more per hour in the tight labor market) would return us to the Carter malaise. You know, the energy shocks of the 70s and the high interest rates, raised to slow the inflation caused by those energy shocks, had nothing at all to do with it. All of it was caused by the burger flippers demanding another $.30 per hour.
What is it with these morons that they can't determine the difference between opinion and spin and raw data?
That's funny...I just had to write this thing explaining how to conduct research, and I was careful to explain that opinion columns don't count as information.
Phila | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 7:05 pm
Well if (already documented) empty, rusting shells from pre 1991 in Iraq can be counted to be "newly discovered WMDs"
then opinion coulmns can be information or proof.
Is that the heat or substances talking?
Actually, the heat failed to materialize our way today... too close to the water. Further inland, however, it's quite toasty.
BTW, here's a pic of the Mighty Kos (lower left)...
I know I know - Kos is the Clenis™!
Or am I thinking of that Dylan song Manfred Mann covered... - dave™©
Either way, when Kos gets here, everybody's gonna jump for joy!
I'm getting old. - DemByDefault
It occurred to me while I was out walking this morning, regardless of the bitching of every joint between the right side of my pelvis and my right little toe, that the notion of the soul really doesn't become tenable until the point where you find yourself still full of volition, but your body refuses to go along with the program.
shorter bo by Rod Stewart: "Your mind's making promises your body can't deliver."
Sheets
Either way, when Kos gets here, everybody's gonna jump for joy!
More like everybody's gonna wanna doze (or is that "dose"?)...
Points to Tena for using the proper nomenclature for denoting the Clenis;&trade.
But Kos, much like Michael J Fox having no Elvis, is not the mighty Clenis;&trade.
Damn. Then I go and fuck up my post by getting the nomenclature wrong.
Clenis™
shorter bo by Rod Stewart: "Your mind's making promises your body can't deliver."
bo |
I thought that was Little Feet? where's Simels?
Projecting strength isn't the same thing as actually being strong.
life's a big maintenance hassle and we should all be able to choose from a menu including pure energy or apparition (or in Jeb's case ... ancient meat clever
It occurred to me while I was out walking this morning, regardless of the bitching of every joint between the right side of my pelvis and my right little toe, that the notion of the soul really doesn't become tenable until the point where you find yourself still full of volition, but your body refuses to go along with the program.
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ah hhh nothin you can't fix with the right pharma mix
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