I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

Back away from the espresso beans.


I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think Marshall Wittman's got a sick sense of morality.


Huh - it really *is* lonely at the top.


GravatarLinkee no workee?


GravatarGetting closer.

.


GravatarHmm...I get a "Service Unavailable" message from that link.

I'd appreciate it if someone could fill me in on what the Wittless One said.


GravatarWelcome to the New America, where the new religious fanatical fundamentalist movement is...Americanism, 9/11 being that traumatic moment when the religion took on a substance and a form around ideas that had been merely circling around in certain political religious zealots' heads.


GravatarMarshall, Marshall, Marshall...


Gravatarwhat the Wittless One said.

Parenthetically, some on the left will offer the argument of moral equivalence that America tortures just as does our enemy. That is blasphemous and false.


GravatarAh, got in that time.

So, criticizing the homeland, or the military, or the Emperor is 'blasphemous,' eh?

Now that is blasphemy.

Moron.


GravatarWhat we have here is not the Bull Moose, but the Bullshit Moose.


Now, I'm really out of here.


GravatarINCONCEIVABLE!


GravatarUm, what?


GravatarThe PS to the next post on Busy,Busy,Busy seems to apply to this one too;
"Just so we understand the terms of this debate."


GravatarWhoops, someone does'nt want to be linked to. "Service Unavailable".


GravatarNo more quoting Princess Bride now, I mean it!


GravatarEvening, freethinkers

Good weekends all around, I hope...


GravatarThe neomonarchists are idolater. Or maybe the regime *is* god.


Gravatarsmalfish,

what the Wittless One said.

Parenthetically, some on the left will offer the argument of moral equivalence that America tortures just as does our enemy. That is blasphemous and false.
JeffCO


GravatarMarshall, Marshall, Marshall...
TinyPorcelainMouse | 06.24.06 - 7:32 pm




Gravatarmaybe the regime *is* god.

Its leader is a worm emperor...


GravatarThe money quote for the service-impaired:
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Plus: Parenthetically. Mr. Moose issues a pre-retort to what he predicts "some on the left" will say:
Parenthetically, some on the left will offer the argument of moral equivalence that America tortures just as does our enemy. That is blasphemous and false.
And false it would be, should anyone say it. Because America does not torture people the way its adversaries do. American exceptionalism would never stand for that. So, OK.
But, what's with the "blasphemous" bit? What is the sacred entity being blasphemed here - the Homeland? The Armed Forces? Someone who lives in the White House, maybe?

No, can't be. That would be idolatry.
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GravatarAmerica is our temple, and soon it will be time to run out the heathens.


GravatarGood thing it's not the season for bullmice.


GravatarHuh? It would be blasphemous to say this, even though the president has reserved the "right" to torture via a signing statement?

Marshall Witless is a towering dildo of douchebaggery.


Gravatar Good thing it's not the season for bullmice.

A bullmouse once bit my sister...


GravatarMarshall Witless is a towering dildo of douchebaggery.
Jennifer | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 7:37 pm


Umm Jennifer please don't insult dildos!


GravatarParenthetically, some on the left will offer the argument of moral equivalence that America tortures just as does our enemy. That is blasphemous and false.
JeffCO


I got in. Is that a picture of Mr. Moose, on the right? Sheesh, that guy looks pathetic. No wonder I never really liked reading his bullshit.


Gravatarmouse bites can be very nastii....


GravatarBut I thought the Clenis said that the era of godhead government was over.


GravatarAccording to Merriam-Webster's dictionary, blasphemous is defined as impiously irreverent. I don't think Marshall's smart enough to use it the word in that regard.


GravatarINCONCEIVABLE! -watertiger

There is yet another release of that, this time in two choices of packaging: the Buttercup Edition and the Dread Pirate Edition.


GravatarBy the by, my muse stopped in for a moment.

Desperate Houseflies

Probably the most writing I've done in a while, sad as it may be...

Back on topic, who the Hell is Marshall Whitman?


GravatarThou shalt not have no other Clenii before me.


GravatarSite's predictably Atrios'd.


Gravataris this country supposed to turn into ancient Jeruselem for the security blanket mind cover of all these giver upper zealots? and their lyin mommas false dignity


GravatarNo, can't be. That would be idolatry.


Yep. That's about what this country should be accused of right now.


GravatarIt's okay, Dr. Debonair - you broke it.

Let's try this from Woolcott instead:

"...“But, then, Zuniga--let's cut the puerile nicknames of ‘DailyKos,’ ‘Atrios,’ ‘Instapundit’ et al., which are one part fantasy of nom de guerres, one part babytalk, and a third thuggish anonymity--believes so deafeningly and inflexibly that it's hard to tell what he believes at all, especially if you try to make out his conviction over the noisy bleating of his followers.”

While Siegel may enjoy repeating his own name like a mantra (“Lee Siegel Lee Siegel Lee Siegel…”), others are less fetishistic about their identities, and there’s no reason to cast sniffy aspersions on pseudonyms and alter egos. They cause so little harm. For decades the distinguished TRB column in The New Republic was anonymous (the longest tenure in the post held by Richard L Strout of the Christian Science Monitor), and if memory serves one of Siegel’s predecessors on the TV beat (Reed Whittemore?) deployed a pseudonym. If I’m wrong about that, I’ll admit my error and make a correction rather than whip up an additional supply of hot air and flying dust. In any event, it’s absurd to posit the publicity-whory Glenn Reynolds and Eschaton’s debonair Duncan Black (whose name is on his blog—some anonymity!) as murky figures of menace. As someone who occasionally contributes to The New Republic, I find this pissing match between the landed gentry and the mongrel hordes most distressing. There’s no reason why all of us can’t get along and join forces to defeat George Allen’s toupee, or at least acknowledge one another’s strengths/weaknesses/annoying habits without dragging the specter of Weimar across the carpet yet again. Perhaps in my dual role as high-priced call boy and nonprofit blogger, I should intercede and delegate myself as peacemaker between the two camps, performing shuttle diplomacy until reconciliation is achieved. Be sort of a goodwill ambassador. Because when you think of goodwill, you can’t help but think of me.?

Awwwww.....


GravatarThere is yet another release of that, this time in two choices of packaging: the Buttercup Edition and the Dread Pirate Edition.

Goddamn it.


GravatarThe wingers remind me of the "In Living Color" skit with the prisoner, played by Damon Wayans, using words out of context. I think the punchline was it was for a Barbara Bush literacy program.


GravatarBack on topic, who the Hell is Marshall Whitman?

He used to work for Whizzo. If he offers you a sampler, just say no.
Spring Surprise indeed.


GravatarYou can contact this fucking idiotic prick at:

bullmooseblog@gmail.com

Don't bother being polite. As an example, here's what I put in my "Subject" line: "Blow It Out Your Ass, You Right-Wing Prick."

I don't give a fuck if he's "shocked" by my "incivility" or not. He's gonna know exactly how I feel whether he reads the actual message or not. Fuck these pricks. They deserve all the shit they get, and more.


GravatarGoddamn it.

I stand behind thee.


Gravatargodhead? is that like a holy blow-job or something?


GravatarThat is blasphemous and false.

It's the blasphemous and true that get you in trouble, I suppose.


GravatarGoddamn it. NTodd

As you wish.


GravatarSite's predictably Atrios'd.

I got in by using just the "www.busybusybusy.com" address.


GravatarThere is yet another release of that, this time in two choices of packaging: the Buttercup Edition and the Dread Pirate Edition.

Other than the packaging, is there really a difference? Damn you, Rob Reiner!


GravatarJerome Armstrong uses astrology to plan his political stategy.

Like Ronald Reagan did?

Moronic brownshirt fuck heads explode in 4... 3... 2...


GravatarBette Davis is eating the atmosphere over at TCM as Max Steiner provides the cafe society background music for big, floppy hats, two cigarettes in the dark and serious grimaces.

Now Voyager, Whitman's best phrase, a hundred years before DeLay.


GravatarWhy is it the moment I start to post the Alphabet kid starts up with his Armstrong crap. Get over it!


GravatarActually, now that I think of it, that should be:

atriosed.

Yeah.


GravatarExcept, I don't think we should make peace with TNR. I think we should deliver our enemies bound in chains to the throne of the mighty KOS and then gleefuly dispose of them according to the fashion He shall dictate. All hail the mighty KOS.

(Hey if this is going to turn into a religious war I say we should be able to have fun with the slaughter too.)


GravatarHey, whiskeyina!! Of course I'm putting fresh lemon (Meyer no less) in the cherry preserves. Also a couple of nutmegs and some cinnamon sticks. A little almond flavour too. It should be astounding! All done in a crockpot too - that's probably the best part of the whole thing. No burning.

Oh. Ooops. Way OT. Lost focus already.

Shoot me. I'm so obviously not interested in the democratic process, blaspheme against the state and am insufficiently elevated socially. Maybe I should go back to school and study hard and get another degree.

Going away now.

.


Gravatarashlyn, NOW VOYAGER is one of my favorite movies. "don't let's ask for the moon; we have the stars..."


Gravatar
There is yet another release of that, this time in two choices of packaging: the Buttercup Edition and the Dread Pirate Edition.


What NTodd said. *frowny face*


GravatarI'm still laughing over the Sunni/Sunny thing!


GravatarRemember, for the Bullshit Moose, 'good torture' is to 'bad torture' what 'good AIDS' is to 'bad AIDS'.


GravatarKos is the new Clenis™.


GravatarYou're both - Kos is a floor wax and a dessert topping!


Gravatar Kos is the new Clenis™.

The Klenos?


GravatarOh, and remember that the Bullshit Moose was once a Christian Coalition lobbyist. Says it all.


GravatarActually, didn't Nancy handle all that for Ronnie- esp after his 1st term, when Alzheimer's kicked in? Remember his Notre Dame Speech, when he asked us to "Win one for the Gibbet?"


GravatarOoops - you're both right...

Nothing worse than fucking up the set-up...


GravatarOT:

The worst thing about being married to a smart person is the tendency for overthinking a situation. My neighbor's car battery needs a jump. Instead of my husband just hooking up the jumper cables and helping her out, he has to think about why the relay isn't working. For God's Sake just help her with the damned car!


GravatarOther than the packaging, is there really a difference?

If you don't know a dread pirate from a buttercup I don't think I can help you.

I don't think there's much new- just a triple-dip by the studio.


GravatarIt's really creepy how many so called adults are willing to see this country turned upside down for sake of a quasireligious Bush empire.


GravatarEvening, freethinkers

Good weekends all around, I hope...
Ripley


It is blasphemously raining here in BeanTown.


GravatarAnd if Bullshit refers to himself in the third person in my company, pseudonymous in nc will kick him down the nearest flight of stairs.


GravatarOh I know the difference between a dread pirate and a buttercup!


Gravatar
The Klenos?
NTodd,


I tried several permutations, and could not come up with one I liked. I figured someone would be able to do better than I was doing - it works for me.


Gravatar Kos is the new Clenis™.

The Klenos?


We must move forward, not backward - upward, not forward - and always twirling, twirling, twirling, toward Freedom.


GravatarApropos of nothing, I have a new podcast posted. Not even moderately blasphemous.


GravatarRemember his Notre Dame Speech, when he asked us to "Win one for the Gibbet?"
mj


I liked the one where Ronnie misquoted John Adams and said "Facts are stupid things."


GravatarReally, this shit is right out of "The Onion":

...some on the left will offer the argument of moral equivalence that America tortures just as does our enemy. That is blasphemous and false. There is no earthly comparison between the misdeeds at Abu Ghraib and what was done to those two soldiers. Moreover, while American "torture" is a clear aberration, the terrorists employ the most heinous treatment as their standard method of operation.

Pricks like this deserve nothing but scorn, contempt, and derision from anyone with a brain in their head. Oh, and a good swift kick in the balls. How's that for "torture," motherfucker?


Gravatarchanneling Kristy MacColl


GravatarOne hour, 12 minutes till Android Apocalypse!


GravatarAssrocket endorses the thoughts of a fellow warblogger on why the NYT publishes security leaks:

It's blackmail, pure and simple. Either let a Democrat into the White House, or we will continue to sabotage American security and, in effect, kill Americans. We will keep secrets when a Democrat is in office, but not a Republican. So we offer the American people a choice: Let the politicians we favor run the country, or we will help Al Qaeda murder you.


Gravatar One hour, 12 minutes till Android Apocalypse!

That means only 3 hours and 12 minutes until the Redneck Pigroast next door finishes (I hope). I kid you not: that's what the sign says.


GravatarI really don't know how you guys can watch those Sci-Fi movies. Some are just really, really bad.


GravatarThis is hilarious
Jerome Armstrong uses astrology to plan his political stategy.



So did Reagan.

What's your point?


GravatarCriminy! Late afternoon hailstorm just appeared here in Boulder! Suckers are about 1" but pretty loosely packed.


GravatarI see where New Jersey may be the next state to recognize same sex marriages.

As a proud citizen of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, I'd like to encourage New Jersey to jump right in, the equality's fine!


Gravatar
It's blackmail, pure and simple.


He's a stupid motherfucking git, pure and simple.


Gravatarashlyn, NOW VOYAGER is one of my favorite movies. "don't let's ask for the moon; we have the stars..."
evangenital


Oh yes! And doesn't Paul Henreid put two cigarettes in his mouth, light both, and hand one to Bette?

Sensual. Sensual. Sensual.


GravatarIt's really creepy how many so called adults are willing to see this country turned upside down for sake of a quasireligious Bush empire.
Lumpenprolitariot

Not really, since up has become down and down up, for them.

.


GravatarNTodd--downloading now.


GravatarI have so much ironing to do you'd think I was six people sharing one wardrobe. I don't -know- how it gets to this stage, I really, really don't. Do you people sneak in and sleep over and use up all my pillowcases? Are you taking my sheets and using them for washrags on your enormous SUV's?

Just stop it, that's all. Just stop it.


Gravatart's blackmail, pure and simple. Either let a Democrat into the White House, or we will continue to sabotage American security and, in effect, kill Americans. We will keep secrets when a Democrat is in office, but not a Republican. So we offer the American people a choice: Let the politicians we favor run the country, or we will help Al Qaeda murder you.



He really believes this bullshit?

How fucking stupid!


Gravatarand always twirling, twirling, twirling, toward Freedom.
Ripley

I'm getting dizzy.


GravatarSo we offer the American people a choice: Let the politicians we favor run the country, or we will help Al Qaeda murder you.

That *does* sound familiar.


GravatarLet the politicians we favor run the country, or we will help Al Qaeda murder you.

You know, Assrocket, I don't give a shit who runs the country if it means Al Qaeda takes your worthless fucking ass out first. I'll stand and applaud. And if they can take out a few other right-wing motherfuckers along with you, I'll chip in five bucks a head.


GravatarMoreover, while American "torture" is a clear aberration, the terrorists employ the most heinous treatment as their standard method of operation.

So why are you apologising for it, you stupid twat?


GravatarAre you taking my sheets and using them for washrags on your enormous SUV's?

Sorry, we were having a toga party.


GravatarIt's blackmail, pure and simple. Either let a Democrat into the White House, or we will continue to sabotage American security and, in effect, kill Americans.

There's just enough Vodka in the world to cure my ills.


GravatarOh yes! And doesn't Paul Henreid put two cigarettes in his mouth, light both, and hand one to Bette?

Sensual. Sensual. Sensual.
Shaw Kenawe



Blowing smoke in one another's face...cancer, cancer, cancer.


GravatarIt's blackmail, pure and simple. Either let a Democrat into the White House, or we will continue to sabotage American security and, in effect, kill Americans.

Yeah.... I'm sure that's the NYT plan...


Whither Judith Fucking Miller?


GravatarHe really believes this bullshit?

Next time someone's up with him on Howie the Ho's show, can they read that out and say 'You don't really believe this bullshit, do you? Because if you do, you need locking up.'


Gravatarshaw, you're right. don't forget the whole camellia/camille thing.
i love the scene when the newly sleek and sexy charlotte greets her brothers and their wives.


Gravatar'...NOW VOYAGER is one of my favorite movies. "don't let's ask for the moon; we have the stars..."
evangenital | 06.24.06 - 7:46 pm | #

And did you know that the line did no better than #46 on the AFI all-time best movie quotes list?

And did you know that the scene, only about ten minutes away on TCM, where Henried lights the two cigarettes--- just before Davis makes herself immortal with that tongue-tying line---that the scene was duplicated ten years earlier when George Brent had the honors and lit two cigarettes.

Irrespective though of that, nobody ever wagged or smoked a cigarette like Bette Davis, called 'Mother Goddamn," by everybody but Louella Parsons.


GravatarDo you people sneak in and sleep over and use up all my pillowcases? Are you taking my sheets and using them for washrags on your enormous SUV's?


Two words, GW...


TOGA!! TOGA !! (toga!!!)


GravatarAnn Coulter is a terrorist "mullah" who recommends violence against innocent people for ideological reasons.


Gravatarwe will help Al Qaeda murder you.



Didn't the Repukes do that.....with 9/11?


GravatarEither let a Democrat into the White House, or we will continue to sabotage American security

So he does believe that, who, the regime, controls the voting systems?


GravatarHe really believes this bullshit?

He's fucking insane - like all moronic brownshirt fucks.

They're mad dogs backed into a corner. They'll fucking do anything now, because they know their only other option is to be put down.


GravatarDamn you, NTodd !! you know why, oh yes, you do....


GravatarAuntie GWPDA--they were thinking about stealing your nice percale sheets. You know, the ones that go '
snap!' when you put them on the bed.


GravatarAnyone know if Assrocket is on Real Liars, Bull Sources tomorrow?


GravatarThey're mad dogs backed into a corner. They'll fucking do anything now, because they know their only other option is to be put down.

Exactly!


Gravatar Auntie GWPDA--they were thinking about stealing your nice percale sheets. You know, the ones that go '
snap!' when you put them on the bed.


That could be any one of us...



snap!


GravatarWell if you're using them for togas you can by-god send them to the cleaners and then give them back. What, you never heard of a French laundry? This is just beyond friendly. You people don't have any idea how much starch costs?


GravatarI'm sorry, but Kos is not the Clenis™.


Gravatar Damn you, NTodd !! you know why, oh yes, you do....

Indeed, I do. Heh.


Gravatarashlyn and shaw, check out OLD ACQUAINTANCE. this is an utterly outrageous film with bette davis and miriam hopkins. it is new on dvd.


GravatarYou know, Assrocket, I don't give a shit who runs the country if it means Al Qaeda takes your worthless fucking ass out first. I'll stand and applaud. And if they can take out a few other right-wing motherfuckers along with you, I'll chip in five bucks a head.
dave™©


I'll help draw up the hit list.


GravatarI kid you not: that's what the sign says.
NTodd, Blaspheming Fascist

Stupid and proud of it. I know a bunch of those.


Gravatarum...

The whole TNR thing....?

Just........wow.


GravatarJeebus - we got thunder, and lightning, and the way it's hailing is frightning -
I better knock knock knock on wood!


GravatarBoys! Why do you want to run around like a bunch of gay guys in togas?!


GravatarWell, I know where Auggy the troll gets his talking points:

From Assrocket.


Gravatarcamellia/camille thing.
---
thought I read thong

ah the mind wanders


GravatarGeorge Allen wears a toupee? Blasphemy?


Gravatar Boys! Why do you want to run around like a bunch of gay guys in togas?!

We were hoping to meet gay girls in togas?


Wait... that can't be right...


GravatarGeorge Allen wears a toupee? Blasphemy?

It handles all his higher cognitive functions.


GravatarBoys! Why do you want to run around like a bunch of gay guys in togas?!

Hey! I resemble that remark!


GravatarWhat, you never heard of a French laundry?

"My husband - some hot shot! 'Ancient Chinese secret,' huh? It's Calgon!"


GravatarStupid and proud of it. I know a bunch of those.

Actually, they're pretty nice. I'm just annoyed because there are so many damned cars parked along our teeny road, and all the activity is setting the dogs off constantly! But they've got a rather nice, non-redneckish mix playing, so I guess it ain't all bad...


GravatarAll I can say is that I expect that when I get up tomorrow morning there will be a rigorously ironed stack of sheets AND pillowcases, wrapped in brown paper, outside the front gate. I don't require a note.

Now, I'm going to go smoke with Paul Henreid.


GravatarBoys! Why do you want to run around like a bunch of gay guys in togas?!
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 8:02 pm | #

Is that a trick question?


GravatarAuntie GWPDA--they took all the sheets and they're being bad! They're drinking up all the wine, eating all the food, and making a mess of the vomitorium!


GravatarThey're mad dogs backed into a corner. They'll fucking do anything now, because they know their only other option is to be put down.

Ah, Dave, my friend. I can always count on you to hit that nail on the head.

Ever seen a rabid chihuahua or peek-a-poo? That is what we are witnessing.


GravatarSorry, we were having a toga party.
NTodd,



Nah - some of us are in the Deadbeat Club. We needed them to dance out in the rain.



GravatarWell, I know where Auggy the troll gets his talking points:

From Assrocket.


What makes you think they're two different people?


Gravatar"Calgon, take me away!"


Gravatar"Wait... that can't be right..."

Sounds right. What could be wrong?


GravatarWe were hoping to meet gay girls in togas?

Wait... that can't be right...


Hey - sounds good to me!


GravatarNah - some of us are in the Deadbeat Club. We needed them to dance out in the rain.

"Say what? Get a job! What for?"


GravatarThe temp dropped so fast I can see my breath.


GravatarBut they've got a rather nice, non-redneckish mix playing, so I guess it ain't all bad...
NTodd, Blaspheming Fascist


Like, it'll be noticed if you go over and eat? Take the dogs. See what happens next. Be friendly.

Give me back my sheets!!!!


GravatarHinderacker isn't off deep-sea fishing. Augs is.


GravatarNow, I'm going to go smoke with Paul Henreid.

Remember, darling, don't smoke in bed.


Gravatar"Nah - some of us are in the Deadbeat Club. We needed them to dance out in the rain."

I used to shower in the rain. There was dancing involved.


GravatarIt is 94F in Metro Portland.


GravatarCan't we send Assrocket and (M)Ann?


GravatarI frankly don't care who gets killed anywhere in Iraq or Afganistan as long as they died for their "God" or political ideal. It's the ones who were just sleeping with their family in a mud house when an errant bomb hit or were kidnapped from their jobs in a bakery and executed that I personally mourn for these days.


GravatarBlasphemy is daring to vote against Joe Lieberman because Joe is the anointed chice of G-d.


GravatarAre there royalty of martyrs?


GravatarLike, it'll be noticed if you go over and eat?

Oh yes. And these are the folks who take care of the snowplowing.

But I'm not hungry anyway: finished up some leftover stroganoff. Comfort food...mmm...


GravatarI left the destination for the bopsy twins open. I don't care where they go as long as it is fair away from here.


Gravatar"The temp dropped so fast I can see my breath"

Sorry bout that; I'm a little drunk.


GravatarEver seen a rabid chihuahua or peek-a-poo? That is what we are witnessing.
billy



Michelle Malkin is the Rabid Pekingese.


GravatarI used to shower in the rain.

I once shot a rain cloud just to watch it cry.


GravatarI left the destination for the bopsy twins open.

Isn't that Bobbsey?


Gravatargay boys prefer loin cloths to togas.


GravatarAh, got in that time.

So, criticizing the homeland, or the military, or the Emperor is 'blasphemous,' eh?

Now that is blasphemy.

Moron.
Diane

I'm going to continue speaking my mind. Fuck these wingtards and their preznit.


GravatarBlasphemy is daring to vote against Joe Lieberman because Joe is the anointed chice of G-d.

Pointy, pointy
Nointy, nointy


Gravatar"Like, it'll be noticed if you go over and eat?"

Oh yes. And these are the folks who take care of the snowplowing.

But I'm not hungry anyway...


Even better. You're just dropping in to say "hi" and don't expect anything.


GravatarWhen you look at what the jewish people have been chosen for over the centuries, it lifts the gloss off being "chosen."


GravatarOh, go on NTodd. Take a present. Something in a can. Be neighborly. It's traditional. When my neighbors have their birthday parties for their kids I show up alla time and have whatever's going. Then I go away again - but it shows solidarity.

Don't make people who clear your roads think you're standoffish, for heaven's sake. You need these guys! Propitiate!


GravatarJeffCo,

As long as they go far away they can call themselves the Thompson Twins. Just leave!


GravatarI once shot a rain cloud just to watch it cry.

Cue Johnny Ray...


GravatarEver seen a rabid chihuahua or peek-a-poo? That is what we are witnessing.

There's a house near work and they put their little Chihauhau mix in it's kennel every day. He would go nuts, barking at me every tiem I walked by, so, because I love dogs, I bought some doggy treats for him.

It took two trips with the biscuits to get him settled into liking me. He loves the treats and waits for me as I come down the sidewalk - tail a'waggin, just a nice little dog waiting for a treat.

Takes the treats, nice as you please, then goes nuts and barks at me when I stand up and walk away, as if I'd thrown a rock at him.

I never thought about it in socio-political terms, but yeah... it sounds familiar...


GravatarDon't make people who clear your roads think you're standoffish, for heaven's sake. You need these guys! Propitiate!

[shrugs]


GravatarAs long as they go far away they can call themselves the Thompson Twins. Just leave!

"It's just me and the Moron Twins!"
"We're naht twins."


Gravatar"Black Narcissus" is on TCM. "The Red Shoes" at 10 PM. Say what you will about Ted Turner; he had the good sense to create TCM.


GravatarNan and Bert and Freddy and Flossie were way better than Alannah Currie ever hoped she was.


GravatarOh NTodd you are SO DAMNED YOUNG!!!!!

Pfui.

Arthur says Pfui too.

Turn up your nose at free food just cause you're scairt, for goodness sakes. ...

Mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble....


GravatarAnd while they're at it, take Jenna and (Not)Jenna along for the ride.


GravatarNTodd, there might be a wench to seduce.


Gravatar Oh NTodd you are SO DAMNED YOUNG!!!!!

Nah, just drunk, tired, and anti-social.


Gravatar NTodd, there might be a wench to seduce.

That's my OTHER neighbor. Sigh...


GravatarAs in all things if you have to be tortured, you want to be tortured by Americans (or their designates).

American torture is good for you! It will make a better person of you and whatever you say will be the "revealed truth," because god is on our side.

Yeah.... right.....


Gravatarmonica, i have a great copy of BLACK NARCISSUS on dvd. it's another criterion release - fabulous transfer. there is also a relatively recent interview with one of the actresses who played one of the nuns.


GravatarAnd while I'm on a rant, why aren't all movie in letter box format? I hate the fucking panning. I hate it!


GravatarInigo Montoya is working overtime lately...


GravatarAm I thinking right? Black Narcissus: Rio, Carnival?


Gravatar"NTodd, there might be a wench to seduce."

[looks up, ears alert]


GravatarAll the best movies on dvd are released by Criterion.


GravatarNah, just drunk, tired, and anti-social.

Get out of my head !!!


GravatarAmerican torture is good for you! It will make a better person of you and whatever you say will be the "revealed truth," because god is on our side.

Yeah.... right.....
Rudy



And we WILL torture because we CAN.

We're the almighty US of A.



That's exactly the wingtard mindset.


Gravatarplantsman, you are thinking of BLACK ORPHEUS which has some fabulous music.


GravatarGet out of my head !!!

Oops, sorry. When I'm drunk, I sometimes end up in the wrong place...


GravatarNo. This "Black Narcissus" is set in the Himilayas.


GravatarThe Bush Administration has made grievous errors from the very beginning of the post-invasion period. The most disastrous mistake has been the lack of adequate troop levels. And even today we may need more troops to restore order particularly in Baghdad.

And when we don't get a draft to get those soldiers, it'll be the fault of the politicians! And the people!

But never the plan! The Plan is perfect!

It's people who screw it up.


Gravatarall i said was that naked man- pyramid was good enough for Jehovah...


Gravatar"American torture is good for you"

- Does not apply to the 3% who will die as a result.


GravatarNtodd,
Maybe this neighbor will tell "the other" neighbor what a swell young fellow you were to come over and visit. "He was so funny and sweet with the kids, but his wife left him and he seems a bit loonly, I mean lonely."


GravatarI hate the fucking panning. I hate it! -Monica_A

Right there with ya (unless of course it's the OAR).


Gravatar"All the best movies on dvd are released by Criterion"

Vivid.

Ooooooops!


GravatarAm I thinking right? Black Narcissus: Rio, Carnival?

That's Black Orpheus, also a great film.


Gravatarsnow, you bad boy. vivid has all the best porno on dvd.


Gravatar"All the best movies on dvd are released by Criterion"

DVD's: grandfather to the record.


Gravatarplantsman, you are thinking of BLACK ORPHEUS which has some fabulous music.

Thank you, that's it all right. Fabulous movie.


GravatarNo more quoting Princess Bride now, I mean it!

Does anyone want a peanut?


GravatarMaybe this neighbor will tell "the other" neighbor what a swell young fellow you were to come over and visit. "He was so funny and sweet with the kids, but his wife left him and he seems a bit loonly, I mean lonely."

Given she's a MILF, the kid angle would be good. Plus her dog and mine are buds. Now I just gotta figure out how to dispose of her husband's body...


GravatarIsn't Vivid video a porn company?


GravatarNo more quoting Princess Bride now, I mean it!

Does anyone want a peanut?


Thank you! Jeebus, I was wondering if anybody would finish the fucking line.


GravatarBut they've got a rather nice, non-redneckish mix playing, so I guess it ain't all bad...
NTodd, Blaspheming Fascist

Yeah, I live in Kansas. The people are nice enough, and they're not stupid, but they have conventional wisdom and religion drilled so far into their heads that facts rarely change their minds. My cousin has two sons, one going into the Marines and one going into the Guard. I don't even know what to say to her.


GravatarThe OTHER Neighbor has a husband, I believe.


GravatarThank you! Jeebus, I was wondering if anybody would finish the fucking line.

I don't think they are using the same wind as we are...


GravatarDeborah Kerr's lips are really chapped.


GravatarBecause America does not torture people the way its adversaries do.

that is purest bullshit. what possible difference does it make whether America tortures people the way its adversaries do--especially to the people tortured? what is the difference, in principle, between waterboarding and boring small holes with an electric drill?

the difference between "Murkins" and its adversaries should be that USers don't torture people.

you have only to rewrite the offending sentence to reveal its speciousness:
"America's adversaries do not torture people the wat America does."

feeling any fuckin better?
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Gravatarthis is hilarious: 'fy' fucks goats.


GravatarMy chart is so challenging, using astrology would induce suicide.


Gravatar"Does anyone want a peanut?"

It is a really short putt.


GravatarOrwell predicted this little thing, too. Torture by the enemy is an offense against all decency. Torture by our side is necessary for the defense of our way of life.

These fuckers need to be permanently removed from power, need to be permanently removed from all civilized discourse, need to be put in cells and left to rot, forever.


Gravatarmonica, speaking of deborah kerr, i wish that TEA AND SYMPATHY would be released on dvd. "when you talk about this, and you will, be kind..."


Gravatar this is hilarious: 'fy' fucks goats.

Well, he is a Capricorn...


Gravatargoat's milk is healthy; fy, not so much.


GravatarThank you! Jeebus, I was wondering if anybody would finish the fucking line.

I was in the shower. Sorry.


GravatarThank you, that's it all right. Fabulous movie.
plantsman, lowercase - 8:23 pm


score by Luis Bonfa? i fergit, but i usta know...


GravatarI was in the shower. Sorry.

Need anybody to loofah your back?


GravatarWGG, i never knew who wrote the score, and my scrambled neurons couldn't remember the name, but the movie made a great impression on me.


GravatarNeed anybody to loofah your back?

well, there is that one spot...


Gravatarntodd, loofah is a many-splendored thing...


GravatarWatch your legs, watertiger!


GravatarI was in the shower. Sorry.

Hmm - clean and moist vs. hot and sweaty. To be faced with such a choice!


Gravatar Watch your legs, watertiger!

My god, they're running away with me!


Gravatarwell, there is that one spot...

Sproing?

ntodd, loofah is a many-splendored thing...

Just ask Bill O'Lielly!


GravatarThe Good Dr. GWPDA is only the second person I've ever heard of ironing sheets.
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Gravatartell you what, john kerry's resolution, which i do not think was politically calculated (entirely), was the right one.

this war is fuck'n over, except for the pain, the horror, the brutalization.

that's going to be abundantly evident by 2008.


GravatarHail over, and here comes the sun, and it's alright.


Gravatar"well, there is that one spot.."

No flirting!

Ack. Did I say that? Nevermind.


GravatarBusy Busy Busy is too busy for me to connect


GravatarI was staying with my parents once and got a movie, the title of which was similar to "Working Women" which is a porn flick.
The video store screwed up and switched the cds.

As soon as the movie started I said, "This sounds like porn movie music". Both my parents heads turned towards me.

Ooops

Well it got really funny when we realized that it WAS a porn film.

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Gravatarthis war is fuck'n over, except for the pain, the horror, the brutalization.

We haven't been in a war in Iraq for 3 years. We're in an occupation.


Gravatargda,,, wjat os tjat ad pm tje tp[ pf tje [age?


Gravatar"We haven't been in a war in Iraq for 3 years. We're in an occupation."

And it was never a war!


GravatarWe haven't been in a war in Iraq for 3 years. We're in an occupation.

It is a war: 4GW.


GravatarThe Kenosha Kid: Busy Busy Busy is too busy for me to connect

Try here, top item.
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Gravatarthis war is fuck'n over, except for the pain, the horror, the brutalization.



Considering Congress never declared war, the clusterfuck that is Iraq, was never anything more than invasion and occupation.


GravatarThis may be blasphemy to Bush-worshipers, btw... in case the point hasn't been made.
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GravatarConsidering Congress never declared war, the clusterfuck that is Iraq, was never anything more than invasion and occupation.

No, it was never a declared war. Consitutional issues aside, it very clearly was and is a war. Exhibit A: people getting blown up on a daily basis.


GravatarConsidering Congress never declared war, the clusterfuck that is Iraq, was never anything more than invasion and occupation.

No, it was never a declared war. Consitutional issues aside, it very clearly was and is a war. Exhibit A: people getting blown up on a daily basis.


GravatarGWPDA irons everything in its time. Roberta Smith, centenarian shilling for Genworth Financial manages to sound a lot like Jimi Hendrix: "I'm happy. I like my life like I want to."


GravatarIt's really diabolically orwellian how Bushboy & the Goopers have changed the definition of words in America.

Bushboy & the Chin were cowards during the Viet war, but they were able to tag Kerry, anything but a coward, with that label.

Bushboy has been fiscally irresponsible and yet they continue to sell their tax cuts for the rich as if deficits don't matter!

And when it comes to depravity and deceit they are the Bushboy regime is the worst in American history and yet, because the terrorists are so vicious and brutal, the terrorism of the Bushboy junta is excused or ignored by our MSM.

If these bastards aren't removed from power soon, Big Brother Bushboy and his Brownshirted buffoons will be expecting us all to say, "Seig Heil!" and like it.


GravatarThank you, Mr. Prestonian.


Gravatarthis war is fuck'n over, except for the pain, the horror, the brutalization.

that's going to be abundantly evident by 2008.
charley


Which is essentially what Howard Dean said this morning.


GravatarGWPDA irons everything in its time. Roberta Smith, centenarian shilling for Genworth Financial manages to sound a lot like Jimi Hendrix: "I'm happy. I live my life like I want to."

Sorry about the typo.


GravatarOUR LEADER SPEAKS:

Really Quick
by kos
Sat Jun 24, 2006 at 04:45:20 PM PDT
Just a quick reminder as the media nip at our heels --

We didn't get here because of them.

They can praise us, they can trash us, they can ignore us, and ultimately none of that will matter as long as we keep doing what we've been doing.

Whether we succeed or not will depend on our own efforts. Not those of anyone else.

Permalink :: Discuss (130 comments)
http://www.dailykos.com/
this post pre approved by kos our leader


GravatarIt's so hard to "Hail Victory" when there isn't one.


GravatarThe Good Dr. GWPDA is only the second person I've ever heard of ironing sheets.
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Jeffraham Prestonian


I have a friend who irons sheets. She is very organized, unlike me.


GravatarI think it's time to reprise this post.


GravatarDamn, that's a cute bunny!


Gravatargeorge can i pet the bunny? please george can i?


GravatarI used to ask my Berliner friends what victory the "Siegs Gottin" statue comemorated.


Gravatar george can i pet the bunny? please george can i?

My name's Sylvester.

I can't say 'Sylvester', George...


GravatarNo, it was never a declared war. Consitutional issues aside, it very clearly was and is a war. Exhibit A: people getting blown up on a daily basis.

It's the utter failing of the Human Spirit.


GravatarRaquel Welch and Farrah Fawcett in bed together, before the plastic faces.


Gravatargeorge can i pet the bunny? please george can i?
pigboy

i was going to say something, but i think that covers it.


GravatarRaquel Welch and Farrah Fawcett in bed together, before the plastic faces.

This has pervy possibilities!


GravatarThe Republican Cut and Run Begins...


Gravatarpeople getting blown on a daily basis.
NTodd, Blaspheming Fascist

sounds pretty Brokeback Mountain to me


GravatarRaquel Welch and Farrah Fawcett in bed together, before the plastic faces.

Hit!!!


GravatarI can't believe Kos is still posting about the non-scandal.

It's not going to affect a damn thing. He's his own boss. People will still read his site. People will still read Eschaton, and Greenwald, and FDL, and The General, and MyDD, AmericaBlog, Rising Hegemon, NTodd, The Smirking Chimp, CorrenteWire, First Draft, Whiskey Ashes, and every other liberal blog in the world. Because the ideas on these sites are usually right, and won't be said by anyone else with a microphone (except mebbe Molly Ivins and Krugman).

All the TNR death throe attacks won't reduce the demand for the discussion these sites produce. The eyes will always be there, and no hail marys from obsolete "sensible" pundits will change that.

There's nothing more that needs to be said about the non-scandal, because, in the end, it will change nothing.


Gravatarsounds pretty Brokeback Mountain to me

you got a problem with that?


Gravatar"We haven't been in a war in Iraq for 3 years. We're in an occupation."

And it was never a war!
Snow, Stupid Spellchecker


So, it's what, a loud disagreement? C'mon, it's a freakin' war. (Duck, walk, quack, etc). What it aint is a legal war. Like there's Justifiable Homicide, and then there's Murder One...


GravatarThis has pervy possibilities!

Well, Gore Vidal did denounce the movie, but I don't know if that counts as propervy or antipervy.


Gravatarraquel and farrah will die one day, but their faces will remain forever.


GravatarNY Times columnist Brooks attacks 'Kingpin' of Daily Kos

In Sunday's paper, conservative New York Times columnist David Brooks attacks the founder of Daily Kos for acting like a "Kingpin" who "commands his followers" to "unleash their venom on those who stand in the way," RAW STORY has found.

"The Keyboard Kingpin, aka Markos Moulitsas Zuniga, sits at his computer, fires up his Web site, Daily Kos, and commands his followers, who come across like squadrons of rabid lambs, to unleash their venom on those who stand in the way," writes Brooks. "And in this way the Kingpin has made himself a mighty force in his own mind, and every knee shall bow."

http://www.rawstory.com/news/ 200...slams_0624.html

Fuck Kos. What's the frequency, Kenneth?
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GravatarNo, it was never a declared war. Consitutional issues aside, it very clearly was and is a war. Exhibit A: people getting blown up on a daily basis.

I think Juan Cole got it right - it's Afghanistan circa 1983.


GravatarThere's nothing more that needs to be said about the non-scandal, because, in the end, it will change nothing. -Nim

Trolls troll, bloggers blog.


GravatarDavid Brooks is done, ruined and fucked.

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GravatarPet the bunny.


I am so gonna use that!

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Gravatar15 minutes till Android Apocalypse!


GravatarIt's the utter failing of the Human Spirit.
Ripley

Word!


GravatarRaquel Welch and Farrah Fawcett in bed together

Not burning, I hope. Well, not burning much - maybe smoldering?
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GravatarWhile there may be a valid distinction to be drawn between, say, a war and an occupation, from the outside,

from the inside, i'd hafta say, it is a distinction without a difference.

that said, i do think that, since we are on the outside, we should honor the differences that make a difference...

the 'war' in iraq ended when, from the deck of that carrier, Bush declared the end of major combat operations, and proclaied 'mission accomplished.' since that date (April, 2003 sometime), USer forces have been engaged an an occupation.

since 1945, anyway, a war is state military action waged against every citizen of any nation against whom war has been declared. USers at least claim they are NOT at war with the Iraqis, in the sense that every Iraqi allegedly is NOT viewed a priori as an enemy...
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Gravatari'm pumped for Android Apocalypse. But after I'm assimilated, I'll be pretty apathetic about it.


Gravatar15 minutes till Android Apocalypse!
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Is that on the Sci Fi channel tonight?

I need expanded cable.


Gravatargeoduck: I have a friend who irons sheets. She is very organized, unlike me.

Oh, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with ironing sheets. Heck, I don't like maple syrup on pancakes, waffles OR French toast, and I know that's outside the norm!
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GravatarWolcott weighs in:

http://www.jameswolcott.com/

Love the comment about NYSelect.

gwb:drf
db: drf^2


GravatarTrolls troll, bloggers blog.

And everybody poops.

It's the utter failing of the Human Spirit.

Amen.


GravatarWhat is this "our" culture that these guys keep talking about? I believe that some cultures are better than others. I believe that the neo-conservative culture is essentially the same as the "terrorist" culture. They both apparently are ok the with the idea of arbitrary killing/murder of civilians/children. The culture I believe I'm part of takes seriously the idea of "thou shalt not kill". The Right keeps insisting that they're somehow different from the terrorists, I'm just not seeing it.


Gravatarno plant ...why do you want me to?


GravatarJeffraham--got your 99 cent tallboys?


Gravataram I horning in on your "territory" ?


GravatarI don't like maple syrup on pancakes, waffles OR French toast, and I know that's outside the norm!

Dude, that's not just outside the norm: it's blasphemous.


Gravatarlol


Gravatarsallyh, speaking of android apocalypse, you should see a new korean film called NATURAL CITY. it is set in the year 2080. the korean security forces are sent in to do battle with renegade battle cyborgs who wish to remain alive. it's a tip of the hat to BLADE RUNNER, but it is a rather interesting film itself.


Gravatar"The Keyboard Kingpin, aka Markos Moulitsas Zuniga, sits at his computer, fires up his Web site, Daily Kos, and commands his followers, who come across like squadrons of rabid lambs, to unleash their venom on those who stand in the way," writes Brooks. "And in this way the Kingpin has made himself a mighty force in his own mind, and every knee shall bow."

David Brooks is such a weenie.


GravatarSpeaking of Farrah, did you know Bryan Singer (of the first two X-Men movies and the new Superman) is slated to direct a remake of Logan's Run? You can read about the Hollywood travails directly from the original author, William F. Nolan here.


GravatarAll the TNR death throe attacks won't reduce the demand for the discussion these sites produce. The eyes will always be there, and no hail marys from obsolete "sensible" pundits will change that.
Nim, ham hock of liberty


Yes. TNR looks desperate. It's too bad that the magazine has made a series of unfortunate editorial choices in the last 10 or so years.


GravatarBlack Narcissus, another TCM film tonight from the Golden Age.
It got got raves in 1947 but now seems no more than drudgery in the Himalayas, with a mediocre supporting cast and fake scenery not up to Grandma Moses.

Deborah Kerr though suggests the wholesomeness to come, and it's nice to hear that she's holding on in Beverly Hills, still counting memories and practically all of them good.


Gravatardon't angel, just on 'bashing' patrol.


Gravatar"The Right keeps insisting that they're somehow different from the terrorists, I'm just not seeing it.
Hal McDoraform
"

The terrists are mostly brown.
Sheesh, how much more obvious do you want it?


GravatarDavid Brooks is such a weenie.

Or a rabid lamb.


GravatarI don't like maple syrup on pancakes, waffles OR French toast, and I know that's outside the norm!

You are one sick fucker.


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham--got your 99 cent tallboys?

Indeed, I do -- and I've given my shotgun and shells to watertiger to hold until tomorrow. Actually, I'm at the WGOWC, and the landlord's gig cancelled tonight. When he gets back from his jog, we're going to head to the Brewhouse West for a celebratory pint of SNPA, or four.
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GravatarMay 2, 2003

Or as Olbermann would say, this is the 1,149th day since mission accomplished.
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GravatarGWPDA--if you're still here, I'll gladly iron your sheets for a jar of that lovely cherry preserve you're concocting...


GravatarWe subscribed to TNR in the eighties. Left it for the Atlantic and Harpers.


GravatarHeck, I don't like maple syrup on pancakes, waffles OR French toast, and I know that's outside the norm!
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Jeffraham Prestonian


So, just outta curiosity, what do you do with the stuff? Just chug it from the jug?


GravatarLogan's Run is fairly interesting in retrospect and I heard the remake would be hopefully more so


GravatarNTodd: Dude, that's not just outside the norm: it's blasphemous.

Spoken like a true Vermont Quaker Commie Kossack!
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GravatarJeffraham--but you will eat powdered sugar, right? Won't you?

Please say yes...


GravatarBut will you iron his owls too? You had me fooled for a minute.

gwb:drf


GravatarI don't like maple syrup on pancakes, waffles OR French toast, and I know that's outside the norm!

Dude, that's not just outside the norm: it's blasphemous.


Seriously - you're not talking about real maple syrup are you? Not that corn syrup crap that should only be used to pour over homophobic trollies strapped down to red anthills.


Gravatar It puts some people, like me, in the equally bizarre position of wanting desperately for Joe Lieberman to lose the Democratic primary to Ned Lamont so that true liberal values might, maybe, possibly prevail, yet at the same time wanting Lamont, the hero of the blogosphere, to lose so that the fascistic forces ranged against Lieberman might be defeated.

Oh, those fascistic forces.


Gravatarangel, i love LOGAN'S RUN. it is so futuristic 70's.


GravatarOh, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with ironing sheets. Heck, I don't like maple syrup on pancakes, waffles OR French toast, and I know that's outside the norm!
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Jeffraham Prestonian


I suppose I think ironing sheets is a little uh, too perfect, for my taste.

I mean, the sheets are under the coverlet after all.

But we have to talk aobut this maple syrup issue! (Actually, Mr. Geo won't eat maple syrup either. Just plain butter on the pancakes.)


GravatarSpoken like a true Vermont Quaker Commie Kossack!

You were expecting a New Hampshire Lutheran Nazi Protein Wisdomite?


GravatarElmer: So, just outta curiosity, what do you do with the stuff? Just chug it from the jug?

Well, once upon a time, I covered my baby in it. But I haven't had a baby in a while, so...
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GravatarSorry Arabella.


GravatarSpoken like a true Vermont Quaker Commie Kossack!

He is what he is.

Dont hate the playa.


GravatarI am rethinking my position on you, Jeffraham.

Seriously. That is not normal.


GravatarIt got got raves in 1947 but now seems no more than drudgery in the Himalayas, with a mediocre supporting cast and fake scenery not up to Grandma Moses.

Yeah, and don't get me started on those piece of crap Buster Keaton films he did early in his career. They're in black and white and don't even have sound for cripes sake! Why would anyone even watch them?


GravatarSpoke with a young woman the other day who admitted that she put corn syrup on her pancakes instead of maple.

To which I threw up a little in my mouf.


GravatarDonald Antriam in the novel The Verificationist has a great rant about pancakes! The whole book takes place in a pancake house.

"It all comes back to panckakes."


Gravatar"Oh, those fascistic forces.
masculine_monica_nyc
"

That word is about to become as meaningless as "activist," when used on judges.

Unfortunately, the GOP judo machine has that effect. Opposing fascism is fascism. Opposing intolerance is intolerance. Opposing bigotry is bigotry. Opposing hatred is hatred.

It's probably Kos' fault.


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham--but you will eat powdered sugar, right? Won't you?

Please say yes...


Oh, I exaggerate when I say I won't eat something... I have preferences, but few absolutes. I feel certain I'd eat whatever you were serving, m'deah, maple syrup, powdered sugar, or whatnot.

However, do not try to feed me hominy. It reminds me of Rolling Rock beer!
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GravatarSpoke with a young woman the other day who admitted that she put corn syrup on her pancakes instead of maple.


oh my. Next step would be blowing a line of powdered sugar in the morning?


Gravatar"...Dude...".
NTodd, Blaspheming Fascist | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 8:54 pm | #

Hasn't that word outlived its piquancy?
Just when does it become a cliché?


GravatarNo problema, whiskeyina. I love your name, bye the way.

David Brooks: drf


GravatarNTodd: You were expecting a New Hampshire Lutheran Nazi Protein Wisdomite?



Heaven forBID!

I love you nutjobs.
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GravatarNTodd: You were expecting a New Hampshire Lutheran Nazi Protein Wisdomite?

Wow, that actually describes some guys I work with. Commuting from New Hampshire to Boston, fucking weirdos, grumblegrumble....


GravatarAnd now...Android Apocalypse!

Fire up those TVs!

Popcorn and beer in 5, 4, 3, 2...


GravatarThanks, Arabella.


Gravatarit's still over.

the desired out come will not be achieved, unless diabolically the wanted outcome was to watch peoples lives be wrenched into bloody psychological, and physical contortions.

which considering the leadership, and it's record to date, is not entirely out of the question.

but hey "what's the difference?"


GravatarSpoke with a young woman the other day who admitted that she put corn syrup on her pancakes instead of maple.

Karo white syrup. All my Mother would buy. I still grew up loving poancakes and waffles, though Ghawdde knows why...


GravatarYeah, anything stands still long enough in this house I may very well take an iron to it. Arthur knows this too. He's nippy.

" My chart is so challenging, using astrology would induce suicide.
plantsman, lowercase"

My chart is the one where on it being read to me for the first time the astrologer said, 'Damn, GWPDA. You know you have absolutely no luck at all in this chart? Not good, not bad, NONE.'

Aye, mijos, these things happen. Oooooh, plantsman! At Target today, a little pot of what is claimed to be miniature plumbago. It looks like plumbago, deeper blue maybe, and little.... Got a pot of it and we'll see, but how kuhl is that? I mean it's really groundcover more than anything else, but nifty!


Gravatarraquel and farrah will die one day, but their faces will remain forever.
evangenital

Not to mention all the fake boobs future archeologists will be digging up.


GravatarTo which I threw up a little in my mouf. -watertiger

When you drained the life from Aunt Jemima she turned white. 'Nuff said.


GravatarIn about thirty minutes I'm going to pour gasoline into a yellow jackets' hole. I don't know why they want to build their nest three feet from my front door. Why can't they nest in the woods? And another thing, I've never had yellow jackets until August. It's been two months ahead on ticks, fireflys, and now these insects that can kill me if I get stung. I hate to do it, but I'm going to.


GravatarI can't watch Android Apocalypse. I'm watching Trees Lounge, which is one of the movies Res Ipsa Loquitur assigned me to watch.


Gravatargeoduck: But we have to talk aobut this maple syrup issue! (Actually, Mr. Geo won't eat maple syrup either. Just plain butter on the pancakes.)

Me, too. Same with the other breakfast breads. There's something that just doesn't... sit quite right for me, with the texture of soft/liquidy sugary stuff, and breakfast breads. The taste is fine -- just not a huge fan of the texture.
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GravatarThe tragedy for America was the 2000 election.

The worst people in the world were allowed to steal the election and install a lowlife, degenerate, depraved moron as pretentious POTUS.

And all the days that followed have been filled with horror and revulsion as they embarked on a crusade for empire and enrichment at the expense of innocent and poor people in America and elsewhere.

Until this rightwing scum is removed from control of the US government, the future is dark and dubious...


GravatarSixteen of our troops have died in Iraq this week.


GravatarHasn't that word outlived its piquancy?

Not anymore than any other fucking word in any goddamned language.

Just when does it become a cliché?

When a majority of representatives on the Cliche Committee determine it to be so. Duh.


GravatarMe, too. Same with the other breakfast breads. There's something that just doesn't... sit quite right for me, with the texture of soft/liquidy sugary stuff, and breakfast breads. The taste is fine -- just not a huge fan of the texture.
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Jeffraham Prestonian


Mr. Geo says texture is the problem too. He also won't put jam on bread or pancakes.

(And he won't eat rasins. He once picked out rasins from a oatmeal cookie and left them in a little pile on his plate.)


GravatarThat word is about to become as meaningless as "activist," when used on judges.

Unfortunately, the GOP judo machine has that effect. Opposing fascism is fascism. Opposing intolerance is intolerance. Opposing bigotry is bigotry. Opposing hatred is hatred.

Yeah. Some of these folks seem to see fascism in leftblogtopia bloggers that they can't imagine seeing in the regime.

It's handy inoculation.


GravatarThe Cliche Committee is like the 40 Immortals in France.

db: ha ha ha ha ha


GravatarAndroid apocalypse--so far one stupid action sequence, and one heinous hairdo.


GravatarIn about thirty minutes I'm going to pour gasoline into a yellow jackets' hole. I don't know why they want to build their nest three feet from my front door.

Isn't there a specific poison you can put on the nest?


Gravatar Android apocalypse--so far one stupid action sequence, and one heinous hairdo.

Any eatage?


Gravatargeoduck: Mr. Geo says texture is the problem too. He also won't put jam on bread or pancakes.

Was he adopted, by any chance?

(And he won't eat rasins. He once picked out rasins from a oatmeal cookie and left them in a little pile on his plate.)

Ooh, I love me some raisins, even in bread. Dentists will tell you not to eat 'em without a thorough and immediate brush & floss job, though.
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Gravatar"My units destroyed the probe."


GravatarThere's something that just doesn't... sit quite right for me, with the texture of soft/liquidy sugary stuff, and breakfast breads. The taste is fine -- just not a huge fan of the texture.
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Jeffraham Prestonian


I'm 180* the opposite. The texture combination makes it. But you hafta eat fast, before the syrup all soaks in, and you have a soggy mess...


Gravatar"Hey, I'm talking to you!"


GravatarAny eatage?

Nah, an android got 'probed', but so far the androids are 'good'. They saved the kid, apparently.


Gravatar"Two other traits of fascism are its hatred of the processes of politics, and the knockabout origins of its adherents. Communism was hatched by elites. Fascism was born along the drifting paths of rootless men, often ex-soldiers who had fought in the First World War and been demobilized. They turned European politics into a madhouse of deracinated ambition.”

How are conditions in New Orleans and the rest of the Gulf Coast, Siegel?

While TNR and its allies are busy fighting fucking bloggers, people in NO and the rest of the Gulf Coast are left to rot.

A bullypulpit isn't worth fucking much these days.


GravatarWhen is the snakes on the plane movie coming out? Soon, I hope.

Im so pleased by Brooks' column. So pleased. So very, very pleased.

db:drf^3


Gravatar"Isn't there a specific poison you can put on the nest?"
--geoduck

I don't know. I've been watching them duck back into their hole in the ground for a little while now. After dark they'll all be underground. Gas is all I know about.


GravatarThe tragedy for America was the 2000 election.

A friend and I were just saying this the other day, really, a tragedy. At a critical moment in our planet's life, we had a choice between someone who is prepared to deal with global warming and an oilman. We got the wrong guy.


Gravatar
I suppose I think ironing sheets is a little uh, too perfect, for my taste.

I mean, the sheets are under the coverlet after all.


This is Phoenix. The sheet is it. You want all crumpled and wrinkled and hurty and rough in addition to 109F and maybe some added in humidity? Criminetlies, you might as well just say to hell with it and go sleep on the raft in the pool. The smooth, cotton, cool, crisp sheet? That's the way you manage to sleep thru the night without screaming.


Gravataran android got 'probed'

Kinky.


GravatarAny eatage?

An android just took it up the butt, but other than that...


GravatarOoh, I love me some raisins, even in bread.
Jeffraham Prestonian


Yea! I like raisins also - particularly mixed in with wild rice. (also in scones.)


Gravatar"It's just a machine, they'll fix it!"


GravatarThe discussion of NTodd not POing his snowplowing neighbors reminds me of my mother's old job, even deadlier.

She was a dispatcher for the township fire dep't, which also handled snow clearance. She had complete anonymity for her malice.

Any neighbor who dared cross her might wind up with 5 feet of snow right in front of his or her driveway, with no idea how such a thing might have happened, why local gov't was so inept.


GravatarCatfight!


GravatarAny of you cruciverbalists seen Wordplay yet? I think I'll head out to it later.


Gravatar"Hey, I'm talking to you!"
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 9:12 pm | #

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are you. . . talking to me?


Gravatar"How did it feel out there?"


Gravatarmer: I don't know. I've been watching them duck back into their hole in the ground for a little while now. After dark they'll all be underground. Gas is all I know about.

And while it may be less than 100% eco-friendly, it is 100% effective. One of the more terrifying moments of my younger life was mowing a field that had gone uncut for months, and having a swarm of those bastards engulf me. I managed to get out of that with 17 stings... and dammit, Jim! Do they ever hurt! For weeks, even!
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GravatarThe smooth, cotton, cool, crisp sheet? That's the way you manage to sleep thru the night without screaming.
GWPDA.


I like clean sheets - but I don't understand the ironing part. I've never seen wrinkles in my sheets when they come out of the dryer. (but I've never looked closely, either.)


GravatarI hadn't seen this trailer for "An Inconvenient Truth" yet.

Al Gore: "Yes, in this movie I play a streetwise pimp, with a hybrid pimpmobile."


GravatarIs it barbarity to kill the soldiers who are occupying your country using whatever weapons you have at your disposal? Or is it barbarity to invade a country on fabricated pretenses and in the process kill 30,000-100,000 civilians, some in a manner resembling one of Dick Cheney's canned hunts? Let me add that the army doing the invading comes from a country that now has both a Paris Hilton video and Bill O'Reiley on TV. I suspect Marshall is not real sure what barbarity is either.

Because in all seriousness, he seems to think that if you kill people indescriminately with very fancy weapons (as opposed to IEDs), this makes you noble instead of barbarous. And he does not seem to recognize than torturing people -- like we are doing -- makes you barbaric.


Gravatar'...Just when does it become a cliché...?'

"...When a majority of representatives on the Cliche Committee determine it to be so. Duh..."
NTodd, Blaspheming Fascist | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 9:07 pm | #


Did he really say, 'Duh?'
Is that supposed to mean that his platitudes are obviouos?

Fitzgerald was right. Style is elusive. Being corny doesn't make having it any easier.


GravatarGWPDA,

I should admit that I'm a rather messy person.


GravatarAt a critical moment in our planet's life, we had a choice between someone who is prepared to deal with global warming and an oilman. We got the wrong guy.

For so many reasons, this one included, we got the wrong guy.



Worst. President. Ever.


Gravatar"I'm no longer as different from you as you might think."


GravatarWell, no eatage, no probe, no cat fight, just a young panda chillin'


GravatarAn android just took it up the butt, but other than that... -watertiger

Do androids dream of anal rapeage, or only creepy Republicans?


Gravatar"MY androids."


GravatarThe maple syrup debate flows like a viscous current through the steaming feever swamps of the left.

gwp + db = ha ha ha ha


GravatarWill you people please stop talking about sheets? I'm getting tired of reloading the page!


GravatarBeing corny doesn't make having it any easier.
Sammy Glick (sprinter)


So are you the style police? Do we all have to commen according to the TNR rules of proper discourse?

did you see - "wanker" is not allowed? If we use those terms, that means we are blog-o-fascists.


GravatarIsn't there a specific poison you can put on the nest?
geoduck


Sakrete...


Gravatarobviouos?


GravatarDid he really say, 'Duh?'

Yes.

Is that supposed to mean that his platitudes are obviouos?

They ain't platitudes, but yes, assuming you mean 'obvious'. Duh.

Fitzgerald was right. Style is elusive. Being corny doesn't make having it any easier.

Yeah, your style is fucking awesome. Asking idiotic questions wrapped in quasi-rhetorical garb as though the fate of the universe rested on our debate on the use of 'dude'.


GravatarI'm getting tired of reloading the page!

What ever happened to Woodsy Owl anyway?


Gravatar"You can handle all the side action!"


Gravatarcall them linens and then we won't look for a new topic.


GravatarDo androids dream of anal rapeage, or only creepy Republicans?

Anal leakage. Oil, of course.


GravatarMars (in the seventh hizz-ouse), bitches.


Gravatari'm not really travis bickle.


GravatarI once found a wounded owl and wrapped it in a sheet, but then I found out my turtle had pooped in it!


Gravatar GWPDA--if you're still here, I'll gladly iron your sheets for a jar of that lovely cherry preserve you're concocting...
whiskeyina


Dearie, we'll see how it comes out, eh? I mean it's possible it'll be cherry 'topping' of some kind, rather than preserves.

geoduck? You've got polyester/cotton mix sheets. They're okay. Nothing wrong with them at all. I've got a personal addiction to the 1950s 100% heavy US cotton percale sheets, made on looms that no longer exist. Beautiful fabric - gotta be ironed. Just screwed myself tho - picked up four lovely fitted sheets for very little - only to discover that I shall have to re-apply their elastic. They'd been sitting in somebody's linen closet for so long the rubber had evaporated.... Them's the breaks tho.


Gravatarugh


GravatarI once found a wounded owl and wrapped it in a sheet, but then I found out my turtle had pooped in it!
NTodd, Blaspheming Fascist | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 9:21 pm | #


I won't look...must resist reloading...


GravatarI don't know. I've been watching them duck back into their hole in the ground for a little while now. After dark they'll all be underground. Gas is all I know about.
mer


If it works - sounds like a good deal. Years ago my parents put something on a wasp's nest they had built outside our back door. (do you have your medicine just in case you get stung?)


GravatarI once found a wounded owl and wrapped it in a sheet, but then I found out my turtle had pooped in it! -NTodd

Well if you love it so much why don't you marry it?


GravatarStop it Nathaniel!


GravatarPrickstein, did you have a good Fitzmas?


GravatarWe have beatage!


Gravataroh good. toby's here. maybe he will give us his stupid opinion on something he knows nothing about. that's always fun.


GravatarThat bastard! He just murdered an android.


GravatarI've been watching them duck back into their hole in the ground for a little while now. After dark they'll all be underground. Gas is all I know about.

Boiling water works better than gas and it's a whole hell of a lot cheaper.


Gravatar"Oh my god, you killed it!"


GravatarI know I did.


GravatarI've got a personal addiction to the 1950s 100% heavy US cotton percale sheets, made on looms that no longer exist. Beautiful fabric - gotta be ironed.

oh - I got it. ok- I'll stop talking about sheets now.

What's happening with the androids?


Gravatargeoduck: If it works - sounds like a good deal. Years ago my parents put something on a wasp's nest they had built outside our back door. (do you have your medicine just in case you get stung?)

That's the beauty -- if you wait until dark, they can't get their bearings -- they navigate by the sun. It's very unlikely one will be stung if you only approach this dreadful task at night.
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GravatarWhy does trollus wingnuttia think I give a rat's ass about Jerome Armstrong's belief in Nancy Reagan's religion? Talk about coasting on fumes.


GravatarA friend of mine who's a great songwriter, wrote, "Every shut-eye ain't sleep, and I know it's so, restless I ride in the linens..."


Gravatarplantsman, you are thinking of BLACK ORPHEUS which has some fabulous music.
evangenital


Vince Guaraldi! "Cast Your Fate To the Wind"!


GravatarNATHANIEL TODD PRITSKY!


GravatarWho stuck a knife in Paul Hackett's back?


GravatarYes, Virginia, soon Santa Claus will be surfing at the North Pole.

WASHINGTON - The Earth is the hottest it has been in at least 400 years, probably even longer. The National Academy of Sciences, reaching that conclusion in a broad review of scientific work requested by Congress, reported Thursday that the "recent warmth is unprecedented for at least the last 400 years and potentially the last several millennia."


This, as Gore said, is a moral issue, not a political issue.

I guess the republies are immoral.


Gravatar"Oh my god, you killed it!"
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


The thread? But I hadn't even gotten here yet.

Oh no!

KOS!


Gravatar"You're bleeding!"

"I got in a fight!"

"I'll live!"

"Did he?"


Gravatarit's still over.

it was over the day it began, chaz...

the day the first USer boot hit the tril for bagdhad, the inexorable trajectory was begun, which will end in the installation--finally, prob'y within a couple of years--of ANOTHER strongman (my sentimental favorite is still ahmad chalabi), the division of iraq into three weak states, and the estension of USer military power throughoutthe region from the numerous air bases the invasion was conducted to guarantee...

in addition, because the iraqis will be so busy fighting among themselves, they won't have time, resources or attention to devote to Israel. Down in Loosyiana they call that 'lagniappe', cher...


GravatarWe were all very very sad when Joe Wilson was indicted for outing his wife who was not undercover.


Gravatar"Oh, and you can trust him, right?"


GravatarTalk about coasting on fumes.

Shit, Jeff! That tank's always full!

Ha, ha, ha...


GravatarWhat's happening with the androids?

Frankly, I have no idea.


Gravatargeoduck, yellow jackets live underground. At night, they all go home. I'm waiting for total darkness. I hope they don't have another exit in this case. Sometimes they do.

I really hate killing anything. Well, except ticks.


GravatarBeatage! Stompage! Screechage!


GravatarI've been watching them duck back into their hole in the ground for a little while now. After dark they'll all be underground. Gas is all I know about.

Boiling water works better than gas and it's a whole hell of a lot cheaper.
Anonymous | 06.24.06 - 9:24 pm | #
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oh, the gas itself is going to kill them. i thought she was going to pour it down the hole and then light it.


GravatarNext weekend is Talk Like a Pirate Weekend!


GravatarCrap, I'm missing the androids.

Oh, well, 593 other chances to see it this month, I'm sure.


GravatarI wish there were some sort of mental Clorox I could use to wash away the memory of that Ned Lamont campaign ad for Ned Lamont.

Sickening.


GravatarI think I'll go heat up some green corn tamales on my baking


sheets.

A little salsa, a little cheese, that'll be good. Just let them heat gently in the oven on the baking

sheets

and we're done.

Nighty-night.


GravatarBlack Narcissus is a great film, complete with a classic "madwoman in the attic," in this case a randy old servant who longs for the good old days of cutthroat concubines vying for the master's attention.

And I like the nun's English lesson to the local kids where all the vocabulary words are weapons ("Battleship...Machine gun...Pistol...")


Gravatarmer--if you were watching this movie, you'd cheer for the cast to be killed.


GravatarHa, ha, ha!

See what happens when I try to be a smartass? I confuse Ned Lamont with Markos Zuniga!

Sorry...


GravatarTP: S,U, ANOLH


Gravatari just noticed that i spelled my own name wrong when i stopped being travis bickle.


GravatarOh, for a 100% percale thread!


GravatarTweety's weekend show or McLaughlin?
Both on same time?


GravatarNTodd--'is online dating for you?'


Gravatar(shakes fist at GWPDA)


GravatarDo you think Lamont and Zuniga ever do brunch together?


GravatarOlaf glad and big: i just noticed that i spelled my own name wrong when i stopped being travis bickle.

I know of no one who doesn't enjoy an extra "o" here and thre.

It's all about the "o."
.


GravatarThat's the beauty -- if you wait until dark, they can't get their bearings -- they navigate by the sun. It's very unlikely one will be stung if you only approach this dreadful task at night.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian


I've been antagonistic to bees after one stung my arm & it swelled up for a week.

Eliminate the beasties!

(I know, they make honey, blah blah blah.)


GravatarThe new meds must be working - all this talk of pouring gas on stuff and lighting it and not one shared fantasy abour caninicide from the sociopathic racist brownshirt fuck. Still enjoys bending over to show us his ass though.


Gravatari just noticed that i spelled my own name wrong when i stopped being travis bickle.
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista


Were you talkin' to me?


GravatarBloggers may have their faults---bourgeoning egos, cuddly expressions, non-stop logrolling---but what you have to admire about them is their ability and willingness to take criticism.

If they have a weakness, that just might be it---the Clinton habit of turning the other cheek.

Such pussycats. Not at all like David Brooks.


GravatarDo not get any sexual ideas from the handcuffs, children.


Gravatar
The Bush administration also has maintained that the threat is not severe enough to warrant new pollution controls that the White House says would have cost 5 million Americans their jobs.


What about the thousands of people that will lose their lives or their homes if we don't stop polluting the atmosphere?


Gravatargeoduck: Eliminate the beasties!

(I know, they make honey, blah blah blah.)


They were all damned near wiped out by a mite, within the last 10 or so years. I recall years going by where I didn't see a single one. However, beekeepers have done yeoman's work, and brough them back from the brink, I understand. I see 'em frequently, now.
.


Gravatar"Aggression will not be tolerated."


Gravatar"Ya ever been rebuilt before?"


GravatarOops - forgot homophobic. I regret the omission.


GravatarThe Bush administration also has maintained that the threat is not severe enough to warrant new pollution controls that the White House says would have cost 5 million Americans their jobs.



Kinda hard to have a job if there is no fucking planet left to inhabit.


Gravatar"When you buy a used car, you wanna know stuff."


GravatarBloggers may have their faults---bourgeoning egos, cuddly expressions, non-stop logrolling---but what you have to admire about them is their ability and willingness to take criticism.

If they have a weakness, that just might be it---the Clinton habit of turning the other cheek.

Such pussycats. Not at all like David Brooks.
Ashlyn Gear | 06.24.06 - 9:33 pm | #
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what the hell is a blogger?


Gravatarhe Bush administration also has maintained that the threat is not severe enough to warrant new pollution controls that the White House says would have cost 5 million Americans their jobs.

If I don't see Our Al as President within the next allotted time period ....


GravatarLast year, when the House Energy and Commerce Committee chairman, Rep. Joe Barton (news, bio, voting record), R-Texas, launched an investigation of three climate scientists, Boehlert said Barton should try to learn from scientists, not intimidate them.

First, one needs a brain.


GravatarSplattage!


GravatarIf I don't see Our Al as President within the next allotted time period ....

He must run.

Please.


Gravatarsheets


Tchou talkinnabout, lady?

Ainno sheets roun heah.


GravatarE-Mails Detail Abramoff Requests, Contacts
By JOHN SOLOMON, Associated Press Writer

2 hours ago
WASHINGTON - Wanted: Face time with President Bush or top adviser Karl Rove. Suggested donation: $100,000. The middleman: lobbyist Jack Abramoff. Blunt e-mails that connect money and access in Washington show that prominent Republican activist Grover Norquist facilitated some administration contacts for Abramoff's clients while the lobbyist simultaneously solicited those clients for large donations to Norquist's tax-exempt group.

Those who were solicited or landed administration introductions included foreign figures and American Indian tribes, according to e-mails gathered by Senate investigators and federal prosecutors or obtained independently by The Associated Press.

"Can the tribes contribute $100,000 for the effort to bring state legislatures and those tribal leaders who have passed Bush resolutions to Washington?" Norquist wrote Abramoff in one such e-mail in July 2002.

"When I have funding, I will ask Karl Rove for a date with the president. Karl has already said 'yes' in principle and knows you organized this last time and hope to this year," Norquist wrote in the e-mail.


GravatarWhite House says would have cost 5 million Americans their jobs.

That's also a fucking lie on the face of it, supported by zero evidence.


GravatarWe have bleedage!


GravatarOk, so it's a beautiful summer day in Seattle and I'm way laid to a thread, so sue me. but...

Blasphemous

I do not think that word means what Marshall Wittman thinks it means.


Then there is this.

Parenthetically, some on the left will offer the argument of moral equivalence that America tortures just as does our enemy. That is blasphemous and false.

I think that Wittman's problem is this, the word that he doesn't understand is torture. And no God of Mercy should forgive us for throwing up a cloud of bullshit to obscure the meaning of that word.


GravatarI really hate killing anything. Well, except ticks.
mer


Well, they're a danger to you. With stinging bugs I like to out-source the bug-killing to my husband. But that's because 1) I'm scared I'll get stung and 2) I hate killing anything with an exoskeleton. It's that sound/feel - ugh.


GravatarDoes Black & Decker have enough product placement in this silly movie?


GravatarThat drill thing is kind of cool


GravatarDrillage is no subsitute for eatage.


Gravatar4Legs--agreed, but power tools do have their place.


Gravatar Prickstein, did you have a good Fitzmas?

Yeah. Fuck off, you decroded piece of crap.


GravatarDrillage is no subsitute for eatage.

NO FLIRTING!


GravatarIf I don't see Our Al as President within the next allotted time period ....
GWPDA. PhD, BA, CPhil. | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 9:36 pm | #


And I've got the slogans (actually, they were Bruce Springsteen's and--I'm guessing--Matt Groening's, respectively):

Elect Al. It's common sense.

Elect Al: 2 hybrid pimpmobiles in every garage...


Gravatar"When I have funding, I will ask Karl Rove for a date with the president. Karl has already said 'yes' in principle and knows you organized this last time and hope to this year," Norquist wrote in the e-mail.

There's more than one way to take down a greedy, conniving bastard.


Gravatar NATHANIEL TODD PRITSKY!

What? I was just telling an anecdote, is all.


Gravatar"What genius built these things?"


GravatarDoes Black & Decker have enough product placement in this silly movie?

Scarface?


GravatarNTodd--sorry, couldn't resist doing that


GravatarI think that Wittman's problem is this, the word that he doesn't understand is torture.

The true litmus test would be to ask moose-face if he'd be ok being subjected to any of these procedures he considers to be not torture.


Gravatar I wish there were some sort of mental Clorox I could use

Try drinking a bottle.


Gravatar NTodd--sorry, couldn't resist doing that

Don't make me say that you sound like my mother!


GravatarTry drinking a bottle. -NTodd

While upside down - that's the only way to get it into the brain pan.


GravatarThe National Academy of Sciences is a private organization chartered by Congress to advise the government of scientific matters.

___

HEATING UP: The Earth is the hottest it has been in at least 400, maybe more.

SCIENTISTS AGREE: The National Academy of Sciences studied tree rings, corals and other natural formations, in part, to conclude that the heat is unprecedented for potentially the last several millennia.

HUMAN FAULT: Human activities are responsible for much of the recent warming, the Academy says.


I think Al is making some progress.


GravatarThe true litmus test would be to ask moose-face if he'd be ok being subjected to any of these procedures he considers to be not torture.

I, uh...wouldn't mind the women's panties on the head thing...


GravatarAlrighty then, I'm out. Have fun storming the castle!


GravatarOT:
Ok, so it's a beautiful summer day in Seattle and I'm way laid to a thread, so sue me. but...

AnotherBruce | 06.24.06 - 9:37 pm | #


My sister and I (and possibly my bil and 24 nephew) will be in Seattle from August 10 (the bestest day in the year) and Aug 12. Any recommendations on things to see? Things to avoid? Coffee places that aren't Starbucks?


Gravatarhttp://hecatedemetersdatter.blogspot.com/2006/06/ i-fucking-hate-these-fucking.html

I've had about enough of this nonsense.


Gravatar Alrighty then, I'm out. Have fun storming the castle!

It'll take a miracle...


GravatarI, uh...wouldn't mind the women's panties on the head thing...

TMI, NTodd.


GravatarI have a broken post that sums up the Bobo Kos/Delay comparison; can anyone right this wrong (the extra blank spaces)?
.


Gravatar"You are as good as dead anyway."


GravatarTMI, NTodd.

What? Who among us wouldn't mind...?


Gravatar
I, uh...wouldn't mind the women's panties on the head thing...


[looks resignedly at her empty unmentionables drawer]


GravatarSigh


GravatarNTodd--need a care package or ten? How're the kids?


GravatarI think that Wittman's problem is this, the word that he doesn't understand is torture.


Actually, I think the word he doesn't understand is blasphemy. He's quite right in saying we don't torture prisoners like our enemy. They're limitited to primitive, unimaginative techniques like burning, beheading, drawing and quartering, bamboo splints and the like. Being the greatest nation on Earth as we are, we have developed far superior methods of torture to these. With our superior grasp of the science and technology of pain and suffering, we can get anybody to admit to anything.


Gravatar[looks resignedly at her empty unmentionables drawer]

Look, I totally meant to return them in June, but then my schedule changed, and...well, you know the rest. They're all that's seeing me through these tought times.


GravatarLame ... eventually, they will figure out that they need each other to live, but they will beat the hell out of each other first.


GravatarMy sister and I (and possibly my bil and 24 nephew) will be in Seattle from August 10 (the bestest day in the year) and Aug 12. Any recommendations on things to see? Things to avoid? Coffee places that aren't Starbucks?
Buckeye,


I'll actually be in town in august, also. It will be beautiful & sunny, most likely.

There's a great book store in Seattle - Elliot Bay bookstore. It's in Pioneer Square, downtown Seattle. In the basement is a cute little lunch place with coffee.

A nice ferry ride from downtown is fun. I also like Pike Place Market in downtown Seattle.

Have fun!


GravatarSigh

Good grief. You're kidding me.

Who sponsored that?!!


Gravatar"I am going to shut down then for a few hours."

"We could be dead by then."


Gravatar NTodd--need a care package or ten? How're the kids?

Oh, I always need care packages! Might even share them with NTodd's Pa.

Kids are doing well. Everybody seems to be getting along and having fun. Mex still sucks at tug, though.


GravatarNTodd--I'll have to pack up a new box for you all. Mex need new chewies? Sam need catnip?


GravatarThey're all that's seeing me through these tought times.

Enjoy. Mi undies et su undies.


Gravatar"They could rip those corrupted probes right out of the air!"


GravatarNTodd: Look, I totally meant to return them in June, but then my schedule changed, and...well, you know the rest. They're all that's seeing me through these tought times.

See? Liberal infallability!

</Coulter>
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Gravatarpie:

Mr. HOSTETTLER (for himself, Mr. WAMP, Mr. NORWOOD, Mr. JENKINS, Mr. PAUL, Mr. DOOLITTLE, Mr. SODREL, Mr. WELDON of Florida, Mr. ALEXANDER, Mr. BACHUS, Mr. PITTS, Mr. INGLIS of South Carolina, Mr. OTTER, Mr. DUNCAN, Mr. JONES of North Carolina, Mr. KINGSTON, Mr. SMITH of Texas, Mr. BARTLETT of Maryland, Mr. POE, and Mr. BARRETT of South Carolina)


Gravatar'...Yeah, your style is fucking awesome. Asking idiotic questions wrapped in quasi-rhetorical garb as though the fate of the universe rested on our debate on the use of 'dude'..."
NTodd, Blaspheming Fascist | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 9:19 pm | #


I'll explain everyting.
It's Shell-shock, old man, that's what it is, the heebie-jeebies of a blogging has been, scared to death that he's falling to pieces.

Buck up, kid. Think of something else. Recount Florida. Imagine Donna Brazile as half-smart. Try for toploftiness. Just quit saying 'Dude.'


GravatarWhite House says would have cost 5 million Americans their jobs.

The White House also said Iraq had WMD.

Even if the claim were true, a few million people losing their jobs temporarily in the short term is far preferable than the permanent end of human civilization as we know it. Even if you are a greedy corporate bastard, you should be able to see that.


Gravatar"You don't think I understand?"


GravatarThe measure, known as the “Public Expression of Religion Act” (H.R. 2679), would deny attorneys who get involved in church-state cases the ability to recover any of the legal fees and out-of-pocket expenses incurred in such litigation.

Bankrupt all potential opposition.


GravatarNTodd--what kind of baked goods does NTodd's Pa like?


GravatarOh, I always need care packages! Might even share them with NTodd's Pa.

Don't wanna out you, more than you already have yourself, Panty-NoPants, but if I just put your name, town, and state, I trust a package would find you, yes?


Gravatarsallyh - Sam could use some herb--needs to get baked to deal with all the stress. The Dogz need rawhides mostly, since they keep stealing them from each other. Mex even ran off into the woods with one to hide it.


GravatarWasted On The Young | 06.24.06 - 9:50 pm

Four.


Gravatar"Say it!"


Gravatar"Can we go now?"


GravatarThere's a great book store in Seattle - Elliot Bay bookstore. It's in Pioneer Square, downtown Seattle. In the basement is a cute little lunch place with coffee.

A nice ferry ride from downtown is fun. I also like Pike Place Market in downtown Seattle.

Have fun!
geoduck | 06.24.06 - 9:47 pm


Those are on the list, as is Pioneer Square. I'd like to see the Space Needle, but I think that I shall avoid actually paying money to ride the elevator.

My 20 year nephew lives in Redmond, but he's no help with these 'touristy' things.


GravatarEven if you are a greedy corporate bastard, you should be able to see that.
Richard | 06.24.06 - 9:50 pm | #


But what if you're a greedy corporate apocalyptic christian bastard?


GravatarDon't wanna out you, more than you already have yourself, Panty-NoPants, but if I just put your name, town, and state, I trust a package would find you, yes?

Most likely--a friend received a letter addressed to them as "top of the hill, starksboro". But for the record, I live on 215 Bog Rd in Fletcher. Please don't tell anybody.

NTodd--what kind of baked goods does NTodd's Pa like?

Donuts and pierogi! And cheesecake.


GravatarNTodd--I'll send goodies, but those new undies I bought today? I need those.


GravatarElect Al: 2 hybrid pimpmobiles in every garage...
whiskeyina


Elect Al: He's a streetwise pimp trying to save his little brother from life on the street.


Gravatarthose new undies I bought today? I need those.

Well. I see we've discovered your limits. Bah.


GravatarNTodd--they have some of the lacies on sale...would those do?


GravatarBut what if you're a greedy corporate apocalyptic christian bastard?
whiskeyina


That's the $64 dollar question, 'ina.


GravatarLiveblogging continues upstairs.


Gravatarhecate, i was going to recommend that you attend artscape, charm city's premiere music and fried food street festival, held annually on the hottest weekend of the year. but it doesn't look like they got many good acts this year. michael franti is the only one i would leave the air conditioning for if i were still there.


GravatarMr. HOSTETTLER (for himself, Mr. WAMP, Mr. NORWOOD, Mr. JENKINS, Mr. PAUL, Mr. DOOLITTLE, Mr. SODREL, Mr. WELDON of Florida, Mr. ALEXANDER, Mr. BACHUS, Mr. PITTS, Mr. INGLIS of South Carolina, Mr. OTTER, Mr. DUNCAN, Mr. JONES of North Carolina, Mr. KINGSTON, Mr. SMITH of Texas, Mr. BARTLETT of Maryland, Mr. POE, and Mr. BARRETT of South Carolina)

As Jon Stewart so succinctly said:

Seriously the House of Representatives is filled with insane jackasses."


GravatarDeed done.


Gravatara friend received a letter addressed to them as "top of the hill, starksboro".

I love stuff like that. My town's a lot bigger, but I've sent postcards to friends here addressed: Corner of Olive & Route 10, and State Street, across from the Fruit Store, and they both got 'em.


GravatarIt's all about the "o."
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Jeffraham Prestonian

ooh, i love that chick.

i bet she irons her sheets, at any rate i'd not mind her ironing mine.

i once had a giant oscar. it's a long story i won't tell it all, but he died. after 3 weeks i removed his rotting corpse from the too small tank and took him to the backyard woods ,and threw him in the weeds. where upon i was hit by about 20 hornets. that was the day i learned the true meaning of karma.


GravatarThis is embarrassing.

Good night.


GravatarMy town's a lot bigger, but I've sent postcards to friends here addressed: Corner of Olive & Route 10, and State Street, across from the Fruit Store, and they both got 'em.

A lot of that is just the good ol' post office having knowledge of the area, but address matching software is getting better all of the time. If you can give an intersection, you can get a good location most of the time.


Gravatarevening, all. i have a wholly self concerned request: do we have any certified geniuses on the board tonight? i have a question for you.


Gravatardo we have any certified geniuses on the board tonight? i have a question for you.

I'm a moron, but I'm good at solving puzzles. What's the question?


GravatarThe killer robot seem to wear a lot of eye makeup. What's the purpose of that?


GravatarAny recommendations on things to see? Things to avoid? Coffee places that aren't Starbucks?

Well, it's kinda hard to tell people what to avoid, I think the Space Needle is overpriced, but the views are incredible if you get a clear day.

Go to the Ballard Locks, it's on standard tourist buslines. In August it's the height of the salmon runs and they have great viewing windows of the salmon ladder. At times there are thousands of salmon per day passing through the fish ladder. (The ladder is the passage from salt to fresh water.)

If you have a rental car, a clear day and have time for a long drive, go to the sunrise area of Mt. Rainier and take a short hike to a view of the Emmons glacier, and then if you're a real road warrior drive to the Spirit Lake area of Mt. St. Helens and check out the devastation that is still devastating to see 26 years later. The lake is still about 1/3 covered with trees that washed down from the hillsides when the lake was blown out of its basin from the blast of the eruption. It's still hard to fathom that place.


Gravatar"and always twirling, twirling, twirling, toward Freedom.
Ripley"

toward Liberation. Chaos is essential...


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