HULK SMASH!!!

Gravataryes


Gravatarmaybe


GravatarHey!! It worked. JP posts a Curly link and we get fresh threads....


GravatarNew cloaca, biotch!
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GravatarI saw the best dims of my generation go mad over a man named Bush.


GravatarIf it wasn't for Atrios, I would never hear any new bands.


Gravatarflory: Hey!! It worked. JP posts a Curly link and we get fresh threads....

I knows my Eschaton.
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GravatarWho do they think they are, Kansas?

Thank goodness for Keith Olbermann.


GravatarKennedy, meanwhile, is preparing to up the ante on those he believes abetted the GOP's electoral theft. In July, the outspoken attorney plans to file "whistle-blower" lawsuits against two leading manufacturers of electronic voting machines. According to Kennedy, company insiders are prepared to testify that the firms knowingly made false claims when they sold their voting systems to the government -- misrepresenting the accuracy, reliability and security of machines that will be used by 72 million voters this November.
http://www.rollingstone.com/ news...ic_news_rssfeed

Dark horse coming up strong on the outside.
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GravatarStill, I'll pimp my cat up in heah!
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GravatarI've enjoyed 4 of the last 6 bands that Atrios has posted about. That's better than reviews in Rolling Stone, but not New Music Express.


GravatarHow.


GravatarThe Arcade Fire have an accordiniste!


GravatarHow.

Why.


Gravatarwell, black clouds rolling in from the southwest...more rain and thunder.

wheee.


Gravatar"This is a unique way to try and stop these vendors," Kennedy tells Rolling Stone. "In both cases, our whistle-blowers are familiar with security problems that were well known by the vendors but concealed from election officials during the bidding process. Because we're relying on 'inside' knowledge, it is a far more frightening prospect to the company than a traditional lawsuit might be. And if we prove our case, we will hit the corporations the only place they feel it: in their pocketbooks."
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Gravatarre vote stealing -- in the old days, there was a fair fight; whoever sent the most pollworkers could steal the most votes

not so much with the paperless


GravatarGeez Louise, It is thundering here again.


Gravatarnever had reflexology. had reiki and rolfing though.
earl 'cliche' guevera - 8:10 pm


DO IT!
you won't ever regret it, brotha...

my next wife (next life, i reckon ): a gymnast who's into reflexology...yowza!!!
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Gravatarwell, black clouds rolling in from the southwest...more rain and thunder.

wheee.
watertiger


Kee-rist. You folks are gonna be underwater without any ice sheets melting.....


GravatarThe celo adds such a nice sound doesn't it?


GravatarUh,cello


Gravatar The Arcade Fire have an accordiniste!
Jay C.


Accordian players have jazz hands.


Gravatarre vote stealing -- in the old days, there was a fair fight; whoever sent the most pollworkers could steal the most votes

when it was still a 'fair fight', we won...
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Gravatar72 million voters will be using electronic voting booths in the next election? Shit. We'd have a better chance of winning lotto than having a Democratic Congress.

Thank God for that Kennedy kid. Bless him for making noise about something that seems to make even the strongest liberal columnist fall strangely silent.


Gravatarcool!


Gravatardith:

Don't you have one of your imaginary rallies to attend?


GravatarStop raining on res's birthday!

gwb:drf


GravatarDims dont have good instincts in music.


GravatarHappy Birthday res!


Gravatartigre,

Do you have this pic of Fredo? (Scroll down).


GravatarThe Arcade Fire have an accordiniste!
Jay C.


I think they have a french horn player, too.

And didn't Nirvana hava a cellist right before the brains hit the wall?


GravatarBoy, I tell ya' it's a good thing the Iraqi government speaks the language. They'll win for sure now.


Gravatarfootloose, Thanks.


GravatarDims dont have good instincts in music.

Based on what, your love of Nugent and Toby Keith?


GravatarAnd didn't Nirvana hava a cellist right before the brains hit the wall?
Zap Rowsdower


On Unplugged in NY anyway- "The Man Who Sold the World," and maybe a few other ditties.


Gravatarres,

yup!

and happy birthday again, girlie!


GravatarKee-rist. You folks are gonna be underwater without any ice sheets melting..... -flory

Boulder's over a mile above sea level, so we're all in the club all the time. 300+ sunny days too. I could find a bigger place. Just sayin'.


GravatarDims dont have good instincts in music.
dith


I don't like Nazi marching music.

OR Toby Keith.

My instincts are fine, thank you!


Gravatarmy next wife (next life, i reckon ): a gymnast who's into reflexology...yowza!!!

I would settle for a nymphomaniac that owned a liquor store.


GravatarMerci, tigre.


GravatarNew York Times = Jews!

I wish everyone would just acknowledge that is what the "Heartland" believes. Anything and everything New York is Jewish.


GravatarI would settle for a nymphomaniac that owned a liquor store.
billy b
==

She's got a really long line in front of her.


Gravatartigre,

Do you have this pic of Fredo? (Scroll down).
res ipsa loquitur



Condi needs to get him some Ex-Lax.


Gravatartigre,

On your blog, the Japanese PM is wearing Pony Blow's glasses!


Gravatar The Arcade Fire have an accordiniste!
Jay C.


Best bumper sticker I ever saw:

I PLAY THE ACCORDION AND I VOTE!


GravatarShe's got a really long line in front of her.
mena




Gravatarmy next wife (next life, i reckon ): a gymnast who's into reflexology...yowza!!!

I would settle for a nymphomaniac that owned a liquor store.
billy b | 06.30.06 - 8:20 pm


I'd settle for instant replay.
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GravatarCondo run... brb
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Gravatarhow come it's only Keller's head they're all gunning for? WaPo and WSJ published the same story.


GravatarBest cello plyer in LA (non-symphony): Susie Katayama. Plays on everyone's albums.

Best cello arranger in LA: David Campbell (Also known as Beck's dad).


Gravatarin the early-mid '70s, a Santa Fe band i usta know pretty well, Family Lotus (Liza Gilkyson was lead vocalist), had guy who played amplified cello, through a wah-box...
fiddle player named bobby notkoff, was the stonedest musician i ever met...
jim bowie played banjo with peter rowan;
jerry ferris, baird banner, aaron stone, cellist's first name was hugh...i've lost the rest of his name....

there was Beaux Arts Ball held on the evening of a full lunar eclipse, on the patio around the La Fonda swimming pool about 1976 that was absolutely fucking legendary...
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GravatarAll the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.

BD


GravatarDith, rosy redpalm and her five sisters are calling you.


Gravatar New York Times = Jews!

Yup, I think it's time they get called on it. Because it's all one in the same liberal/jews/commies to the right-wing nuts.

After all, remember when David Brooks said criticism of the NeoCons was because we were all anti-semites?


Gravatarhow come it's only Keller's head they're all gunning for? WaPo and WSJ published the same story.

Because New York Times = Jews and we all know that the Jews killed Jesus.


GravatarY'know, if buying the AbKing™ Pro is the best thing you've ever done in your life, you need to get out more.


Gravatar"Heartland" = the 34%


GravatarAnd since I'm late to the game,

Ida Mae wishes you her best, res!


GravatarDignitaries without Dignity


GravatarThe there is Matson Jones and Damien Rice also big on the cellos.

I am equally fond of violins in rock bands ala The Frames, Dambuilders and Dirty Three. The last being less straight forward but heartbreakingly good.


Gravatarand happy birthday again, girlie!

I must have misplaced the memo.


Happy Ass-Kicking Birthday Res!


GravatarMatt Pond: nothing that the Cure or Siouxsie and the Banshees, or Wire Train hasn't already covered.


Gravatarthe universal language is Elvis.


GravatarAll the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.

BD
dith



BD standing for BIG DICK Cheney


GravatarI wish everyone would just acknowledge that is what the "Heartland" believes. Anything and everything New York is Jewish.
Monica_A: Freedom Fry Fascist


Not sure the whole heartland believes this. But a certain segment of wingnut world certainly conflates the two.


GravatarSmoke!


Gravatar New cloaca, biotch!

My ASSSSSS!


Gravatartaste dont count as instinct


GravatarRes - sorry you're getting rain if you don't like it, but I'm picturing you tonight in front of a roaring fire in the marble fireplace of the city's swankiest hotel suite, surrounded by great vases of scented oriental lilies, a nice drink or two, nibbly things, and just for tonight, GC himself, with a rose between his teeth. Cheers!


GravatarMr. Monica just caught this on Olberman:

Bush=Sitting President

Koizumi=World Leader

Jesus in a juice box!


Gravatar the universal language is Elvis.
watertiger


Elvis and John Derbyshire would like to see some young girls wrestle in their underwear.

...today Bush was the Colonel.


GravatarYou think Bush will puke on this guy?

Too much sushi?


GravatarMichael J Fox has no Elvis in him.


Gravatartaste dont count as instinct
dith


all your taste is in your mouth


Gravatartaste dont count as instinct
dith | 06.30.06 - 8:25 pm


in matters of absence of taste, you are irrebuttable, shitwhistle...


Gravatartaste dont count as instinct
dith



You have neither.


GravatarCheers!
mena


mena,

If only ...

But, thanks, doll.


Gravatar Michael J Fox has no Elvis in him.
JeffCO


You either have Elvis in you, or Cap'n Morgan.


Gravatargoldfrapp (electronic, female vocals, rock)
mia (all you need to know about rap besides kanye, outkast and de la soul. daughter of a non-tiger tamil separatist leader murdered by infighting, hearing her lyrics, which are refreshingly and shockingly free of submission to the bushevek cabal, will make you check your lamps for recording devices.)
ladytron (ditto)
lali puna (ditto, recommended here)
ryukyu underground (electronic, dub)
belle & sebastian (sort of like modern folk or reconstructions of 60s style, but branching into everything from spoken word to 80s dance pop)
nikka costa (funky jazzy rock, from the daughter of frank sinatra's orchestral leader)
rammstein (you either love them or hate them. albums are very consistent and normally get better every time, though rosenrot was the first that was sort of weak even from a fan's perspective; it still had triumphs like rosenrot and wo bist du.)
air (sort of the opposite of rammstein: instead of german hard rock, it's french jazz electronica.)
new order (why did no one tell us that new order rocked, and did so across decades?!)
indigo girls (without them, dykes would just be women who liked other women.)
matisyahu (jewist fundamentalist "reclaiming" reggae; fear cooties on girls' hands.)
collette (sort of a reconstruction of 80s dance pop, mentioned favorably by others on these threads.)


GravatarMy husband has agreed to do the grocery shopping himself tonight. Ah bliss.

The trolls have been psychotic lately. Too many drugs, or not enough?

gwb:drf


GravatarMany happy returns to the many happy returnees. Are the celebrants getting drunk?

The rain smells great!


Gravatar"Rush Hour 3: Graceland Calling"


Gravataraste dont count as instinct
dith

all your taste is in your mouth
billy b


Along with his knowledge of grammar and spelling.


GravatarHarry Chapin always had cellist, Big John Wallace.

(Slinks away to the old people's home)


GravatarThe trolls have been psychotic lately. Too many drugs, or not enough?

It's the variety of drugs that matters in these cases, not the quantity.


Gravatar(p)aste dont count as instinct


GravatarAnybody remember The Flock? Electric violins and all.


Gravatarokay, those dittos go to goldfrapp, not later insertion mia. in other words lt and lp are electronic, female vocals and rock, not tamil terror. we screw everything up.


GravatarI gots instinct I gots gut I gots the key to long distance vision


Gravatar♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

mena!!!

hey


GravatarDid I hear right that MTV edited one of M.i.a.'s songs because it contained a pro-PLO lyric? And she couldn't get a visa? Free M.i.a!


GravatarEvening, freethinkers


TGIfinallyflippingF !!


GravatarThe trolls have been psychotic lately. Too many drugs, or not enough?


dith has been licking those poisonous tree frogs from the Amazon.

red, white, and poo is just a stone dumbass.


GravatarI gots instinct I gots gut I gots the key to long distance vision

Is that a fucking Toby Keith lyric?


GravatarOh, and I have a 4-day w/end. Wal-Mart couldn't beat that deal, I tell ya...


GravatarThe trolls have been psychotic lately. Too many drugs, or not enough?

It's the variety of drugs that matters in these cases, not the quantity.
previously pre


airplane glue


Gravatarsurrounded by great vases of scented oriental lilies, a nice drink or two, nibbly things, and just for tonight, GC himself, with a rose between his teeth. Cheers!
mena


Where were you on my birfday?


GravatarIt's the variety of drugs that matters in these cases, not the quantity.
previously pre - 8:27 pm


my pop, a fraternity man in the late '30s, told me: a gentleman is best known for the quality of his intoxicants and his generosity with them...
words to live by...
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Gravatarin dust trees of hate they play tag team with leprosy idols


GravatarI gots instinct I gots gut I gots the key to long distance vision

I'm issuing a verbal warning- you're coming far too close to unleashing a Foreigner Lyrics Thread on the world.


GravatarOh, shit. Now THAT was a bellyflop!


GravatarI gots instinct I gots gut I gots the key to long distance vision

Is that a fucking Toby Keith lyric?
Monica_A: Freedom Fry Fascist


More like one of Preznit Fuckwhistle's "speeches."


GravatarDid I hear right that MTV edited one of M.i.a.'s songs because it contained a pro-PLO lyric? And she couldn't get a visa? Free M.i.a!
Jay C.


Wouldn't put it past them.


GravatarHey Woody! Is it time to get on the road yet? My feet are getting itchy.


GravatarI'm issuing a verbal warning- you're coming far too close to unleashing a Foreigner Lyrics Thread on the world.
Jay C. | 06.30.06 - 8:30 pm |

It could be set off by anything, say, One Guitar...


GravatarSomeone please tell Star Jones to STFU!


GravatarII gots instinct I gots gut I gots the key to long distance vision

Is that a fucking Toby Keith lyric?

No, it writes this ignorant shit becuase it has its testicles in its mouth and it's chewing on them.

Clouds the vision, among other things.


GravatarHey Woody! Is it time to get on the road yet? My feet are getting itchy.
mena | 06.30.06 - 8:31 pm


let's ROOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...


GravatarWouldn't put it past them.
Zap Rowsdower, Agoraphobe | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 8:31 pm |

It's true of MTV Europe; we're not sure she's gotten on domestic MTV at all, since she's not on any remarkably vapid reality shows.


GravatarTerry C, wasn't that what ABC said to the lady?


GravatarMonsoon City uptown, bitches!


GravatarThe trolls have been psychotic lately. Too many drugs, or not enough?

It's the variety of drugs that matters in these cases, not the quantity.
previously pre


airplane glue
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter

Actually, it's because the drugs are wearing off that they are becoming violent. Terrible to come to with a sore butt, a wrecked house, and your credit cards maxxed to the hilt.


GravatarIt could be set off by anything, say, One Guitar...

Slung way down low?


GravatarHmm - things to do in Denver when you're fat- you may have noticed the radio station sponsoring it was KYGO, the redneck country station. From a recent article regarding the new Dixie Chicks album:

In Denver, KYGO program director Joel Burke also was bothered by the lyrics. KYGO tested the song, and while Burke said listeners reacted favorably, he isn't ready to add it to the playlist.

"The ticked-off factor is beginning to subside," Burke said. "There is an appetite that I'm beginning to see for the first time in nearly three years that people are interested in the Dixie Chicks again.


Gravatarin dust trees of hate they play tag team with leprosy idols
dith | 06.30.06 - 8:30 pm


that's just fucking twaddle...

and yes, i'm an expert on twaddle...i taught english, journalism and education...


GravatarWhat the fuck is a "dim"?

And who the fuck would care what a "dith" says?
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GravatarIt's true of MTV Europe; we're not sure she's gotten on domestic MTV at all, since she's not on any remarkably vapid reality shows.
ecco kei & yuri


Her songs on car commercials, on the other hand...


GravatarHot Tuna, Papa John Creach.
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GravatarI thought Kos said that Atrios had to stay at home every single day and night and run this blog thing.

Depressed.


GravatarWhere were you on my birfday?
==

Everybody suffers while the school year's still dragging on. My sister's present still hasn't been sent - her's was the 8th. I could work up something belated ferya, I just got swept up in Res' charisma.


GravatarI gots instinct I gots gut I gots the key to long distance vision



He's got rhythm
He's got music
He posts bullshit
Who could ask for anything more?


GravatarLooks like dith is just running a bunch of words through the Bablefish translator a couple of times.


GravatarPapa John Creach.

I'm in trouble deep

Iiiiiii'm keepin my baby
Gonna keep my baby


Gravatar New York Times = Jews!

Keith almost went there with Richard Wolf.


GravatarTGIfinallyflippingF !!

Afuckingmen, Rip.


GravatarHow come I've seen ads for two seperate Rethugs running for state office in the last 10 minutes and not one single Democratic response?

Are Dem politicians not capable of learning?


Gravatari'm an expert on twaddle...i taught english, journalism and education...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka...


And then there's 6 years of Preznit Shitnozzle's "speeches."


GravatarAll right.

A sultry seducer named Zapette is calling me to play board games with her now...

Later, folk!!


GravatarOur fair city

Click and Clack have ruined that expression for me. I can't think of any other place than Cambridge, Mass. when I hear it.


GravatarPart of the MIA/visa story from May:

Roger roger do you hear me over????


GravatarTerrible to come to with a sore butt, a wrecked house, and your credit cards maxxed to the hilt.



dith, is yo sphincter aflame?


GravatarI lives where infinity is bold. I lives where your moments are taken and whose lips are pain.


GravatarBarbara Walters was around long before anyone heard of Star Jones.

And right now - I wish I had NEVER heard of Star Jones.


GravatarClick and Clack have ruined that expression for me.
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Do you start laughing wheezily when you hear it?


GravatarI'm sorry, but who the hell is Star Jones and why should I care?


GravatarConsidering MIA's lyrics, we're glad Bush didn't arrest her. She should propbably stay away until we're not a third world country any more.


GravatarDepressed.

What do you need, GWPDA, Stick in Mud?


GravatarAnd right now - I wish I had NEVER heard of Star Jones.

The new Star Jones looks like a cross between an alien and a housefly.


Gravataray ay ay

Is Keith going to play this whole interview?


GravatarA sultry seducer named Zapette is calling me to play board games with her now...

I love Strip Monopoly.


GravatarWhat's with the 40 year old shit?

Shut the fuck up, you silly bint!


Gravatarwat makes the japanese so graceful?


GravatarDo you start laughing wheezily when you hear it?
mena


I hear their wheezy laughing in my ears and then I remember this internal argument I had with them about covering your car with quilts.


GravatarEr, Star?

Can YOU say "b-e-a-r-d"?


GravatarHow come I've seen ads for two seperate Rethugs running for state office in the last 10 minutes and not one single Democratic response?

In Iowa, it's basically 'Vote for Joe blow - he doesn't like taxes.'

WTF? That's your fucking message?!? 'Taxes are icky'?

I don't even watch TV anymore - it fucking insults me while it tries to suck my brains out. And I don't like that. How the fuck do these idiots have jobs? I ask you... how???


GravatarAnd I believe the miracle of techology allows U.S.-based producers, et al. travel to London to work with British artists. Amazing, yes.


GravatarHBK:

Star Jones?


GravatarThis is an awesome comment from the MIA link:


Banned Bands
Posted by: quinnskylark on May 18, 2006 1:50 PM [Report this comment]
Back in the very early 90s, before the band Chumbawumba was a one-hit-wonder, they expressed strong anarchist/anticommercial beliefs. Believe it or not, their politics were so overt, that the U.S. govt denied them the opportunity to enter country as a band. So they came in as tourists, individually...and then toured the country borrowing other people's instruments and playing in strange and unusual venues. I saw two of their shows in L.A. And still remember them as one of the best bands I've ever seen.


GravatarI'm sorry, but who the hell is Star Jones and why should I care?
ellroon lambofascist | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 8:38 pm


token big, jolly black woman on a chick-flick tv show...baba wawa one of the others, meredith (sound familiar) viera? connie up-chung? i fergit...


GravatarI lives where infinity is bold. I lives where your moments are taken and whose lips are pain.
dith




Now, sure as the sun will cross the sky
This lie is over
Lost, like the tears that used to tide me over


Gravatar wat makes the japanese so graceful?

Foot-binding and sake. I'd stick with the sake, though, if I were you...


Gravatar"The Prime Minister and I have got a very friendly relationship. We've just had two hours of discussions. We talked about a lot of areas of mutual concern. I've reminded the Prime Minister -- the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship."
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/r...20060629- 3.html

AWOL.
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GravatarShe's slearly been foist upon us by the nefarious Star Chamber.


GravatarChumpawumba? Some deliciously rowdy song about the Queen...very rude.


GravatarCould . . . Star . . . draw . . . out . . . an . . . interview . . . any . . . more . . . by . . . speaking . . . so . . . slowly . . . and . . . with . . . so . . . much . . . unnecessary . . . words . . .?


GravatarStar Jones?
==

WT - that is wicked mean and hysterical.


GravatarEvery sentence Star Jones utters begins with "I."

She is SO fucking self-centered.


Gravatartoken big, jolly black woman on a chick-flick tv show...baba wawa one of the others, meredith (sound familiar) viera? connie up-chung? i fergit...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka...

Thanks. That's all I need to know.


GravatarAccording to dith the sun always shines on TV.


GravatarI love Strip Monopoly.

Is that the one where you deliberately build hotels on those seedy unseemly purple properties for implicative purposes?


Gravatardith got a hold of some ibogaine.

There was a CSI episode about ibogaine ANd an episode of "Going Native" on Discovery featuring ibogaine.

gwb:drf


Gravatarerm . . . many . . . not . . . much . . .


Gravatarasia


GravatarChum(b)awumba? Some deliciously rowdy song about the Queen...very rude.
ellroon lambofascist - 8:42 pm


i REALLLY REALLLLLY Like Chumbawumba...

.


Gravatarmena,

all things being equal, it was HBK's imagery this a.m.

I just did the picture search.


GravatarStar Jones joins Clarence Thomas and Condileeeza Rice as proof that token conservative blacks are incredibly stupid, suffereing from dumb that would never be tolerated from liberal blacks.


GravatarWise men say only fools rush in

to war.


Gravatar
Star Jones?
watertiger


yeah.
ugh.

This Elvis shit is freaking me out.

I always thought Big Dog sounded like Elvis.

Stop it Keith.


Gravatari REALLLY REALLLLLY Like Chumbawumba...

Didn't they do some kind of crossover album with Noam Chomsky?


GravatarI just got swept up in Res' charisma.
mena


Yeah. Understandable.


Gravatardith got a hold of some ibogaine.
==

What the..? Please save me from googling it?


GravatarBanned Bands

Iirc, Lemmy was held up at the Canadian border for drugs, and Hawkwind went on without him.

Oops...

Interesting side note - Motorhead played on The Young Ones and Hawkwind is mentioned by Neil, as a 'progressive' band. The circle is complete...


GravatarEr, Star?

Can YOU say "b-e-a-r-d"?
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter

He's faaaabulous!


Gravatardith got a hold of some ibogaine.

Nahhh. Absinthe.


Gravatari REALLLY REALLLLLY Like Chumbawumba...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka... | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 8:43 pm |

Their music is all over the place, but all their liner notes are absolutely the best out of anyone who ever wrote line notes.


Gravatarthe American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.

It learns!

DALEK'd!


GravatarI got no Star Jones jones.
.


GravatarStar Jones joins Clarence Thomas and Condileeeza Rice as proof that token conservative blacks are incredibly stupid, suffereing from dumb that would never be tolerated from liberal blacks.
ecco kei & yuri


I DO like what Jones said a couple months ago.

She said Bush and Osama need to stop waving their dicks at each other, put 'em back in and zip up!


Gravatar...it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.

Bush said this? Bush? Our wise and educated Supreme Excellency the Grand Poobah Leader of the Universe said this?

*groooooooaaaannnnn*

Can't we just lock him up in a closet somewhere?


Gravatar Every sentence Star Jones utters begins with "I."

She is SO fucking self-centered.


I would like to note that almost all of my sentences also begin with 'I'...


GravatarThose cats look like they shouldn't be left alone. Lecherous little buggers.


GravatarI'm sorry, but who the hell is Star Jones and why should I care?
ellroon lambofascist


A soon-to-be infomercial *star*; and you shouldn't.


GravatarGWPDA, Stick in Mud

I remember as a very young child hearing my mom and her mother occasionally use the expression "stick in the mud".

And somehow I sort of figured out what it meant-- except I formed an indelible mental image of an actual stick, i.e. a dried and broken tree branch, lying in a mud puddle by the side of a road.

Years later I twigged that "stick" was a verb, but I can't dislodge the forlorn and abandoned muddy branch from my memory banks.


GravatarEr, Star?

Can YOU say "b-e-a-r-d"?
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter

He's faaaabulous!
Monica_A: Freedom Fry Fascist




Gravatari REALLLY REALLLLLY Like Chumbawumba...

I heard they got knocked down.


GravatarIf Star had an evil twin, would her name be Star Cojones?


GravatarI would settle for a nymphomaniac that owned a liquor store.
billy b | 06.30.06 - 8:20 pm

A friend of mine married a self described bisexual nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store.


GravatarI like the part where Ms. Jones declares herself and the other cast members as "executives".

Say wha?


GravatarWe heard they don't go to God's house any more.


Gravatari REALLLY REALLLLLY Like Chumbawumba...

I heard they got knocked down.


But got up again.


GravatarWhen he goes back to Japan so many people will be lining up to kick Koizumi's ass.

Starting with Jet Jaguar and Kenny.


Gravatar..it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.




This is what the 34% - the dregs of our country - find so marvelous, folks!


GravatarIbogaine is an hallucenogen (sp?) that comes from the bark of an African tree. Apparently it causes you to relive life experiences. Some tribes use it as part of an initiation ceremony. Supposedly some people use it to help people detox.

I learned this stuff from Gil Grissom.

gwb:drf


GravatarIf Star had an evil twin,
previously pre | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 8:46 pm |

Okay, stop right there and check yourself.


GravatarThere's common law, federal law and man law. We need a law... Eschalaw!


GravatarWhen he goes back to Japan so many people will be lining up to kick Koizumi's ass.

Starting with Jet Jaguar and Kenny.
Attaturk



Godzilla!


GravatarThanks Arabella. I am intrigued.


GravatarThere's common law, federal law and man law. We need a law... Eschalaw!

I thought we were a benevolent dictatorship. Under Kos, and his Sauron figure Atrios?


GravatarI heard they got knocked down.
JeffCO | 06.30.06 - 8:46 pm


ummmm...little help?
i'm not sure how to interpret this
details
.


GravatarMr. Bush and his geisha paid homage to the most famous man to ever die on a toilet. And the father was the one puking?


GravatarIbogaine is an hallucenogen (sp?) that comes from the bark of an African tree. Apparently it causes you to relive life experiences. Some tribes use it as part of an initiation ceremony. Supposedly some people use it to help people detox.

I learned this stuff from Gil Grissom.


CSI teaches us many things.


Gravatarflory - Is it your b-day too? Happy Birthday!

gwb:drf


GravatarSaw cellist Dave Eggar backing up rock'n'roll singer Christiane Szabo, and he was awesome... much better than she, IMO.

Better than the Matt Pond, PA cellist too, but I really like Matt Pond, PA.

Cellists in rock bands are great. Love "Mysteries of Life," but they're probably defunct by now.


GravatarA friend of mine married a self described bisexual nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store.

They're always bisexual nymphomaniacs until you want to ask their sister over...


GravatarI would like to note that almost all of my sentences also begin with 'I'... -NTodd

Is that so? Interesting.


GravatarStarting with Jet Jaguar and Kenny.

Even Tibby's gonna get in on the action.


GravatarExample of Eschalaw; Michael Griffin is a dick willing to risk other people's lives to make Lil Boots look goood. Eschalaw?


Gravatardetails
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka..


I get knocked down!
But I get up again!
Nothing's ever going to keep me down!

He takes a whiskey drink!
He takes a lager drink!

He writes about guts and infinity and dims!

He sings the songs that remind him of the better times...


GravatarArabella:
Nah. My birfday was a couple weeks ago.

But thanks!


GravatarCurly's really happy, now. He got mass attention in those few minutes I went back to the condo.
.


GravatarBut got up again.
NTodd, Son of Gretchen | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 8:47 pm


ahhhhhh....the small light at the end of the tunnel around the corner gleams...

that's a really great song,...have y'all listened to the rest?
good stuff.///


GravatarI would like to note that almost all of my sentences also begin with 'I'... -NTodd

Is that so? Interesting.


Indeed. It is true. I wouldn't lie about such a thing, would I?


GravatarForensic Files is a good information source too.

gwb:drf


GravatarI saw the best dims of my generation go mad over a man named Bush.


over Bush lol..I suppose that is meant to incite, a freeper prose goes..I thought it was bush's brain that we were mad over?


Gravatar"Koizumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"

- Gamera Full of Meat


GravatarIbogaine is an hallucenogen (sp?) that comes from the bark of an African tree. Apparently it causes you to relive life experiences. Some tribes use it as part of an initiation ceremony. Supposedly some people use it to help people detox.

I learned this stuff from Gil Grissom.

CSI teaches us many things.
NTodd, Son of Gretchen


GravatarA friend of mine married a self described bisexual nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store.

They're always bisexual nymphomaniacs until you want to ask their sister over...
Ripley

You sound bitter...


Gravatarwould never be tolerated from liberal blacks.

The brothers and sisters what I grew up with would have taken an extremely dim view of the behavior of these peoples.
They would have been known as 'toms' or 'oreos'.


GravatarSaw cellist Dave Eggar

Who has the misfortune of being the guy everyone calls "the guy I mistook for Eggers and got irritated when I pulled my copy of AHWOSG and asked him to autograph it"

And they'd say A.H.W.O.S.G. instead of "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genuis".


GravatarI am here dims.


GravatarExample of Eschalaw; Michael Griffin is a dick willing to risk other people's lives to make Lil Boots look goood. Eschalaw?
Monica_A: Freedom Fry Fascist


"All who disagree with Issue X will be shot."


GravatarRe: Chumbawumba

ahhhh chuy!!

obtuseness is growing on me like a fuukin fungus...


GravatarHasselhoff's drunk.


GravatarI would like to note that almost all of my sentences also begin with 'I'... -NTodd

Is that so? Interesting.


too many I's makes a monster =)


GravatarDavid Hasselhoff accidentally brutally cut his head off while shaving!


GravatarSo if the shuttle has "never been safer" couldn't that mean it's always been unsafe and still is?


Gravataryou used da word dim


GravatarUm, why was Hasselhoff bending over to shave?

[rhetorical question]


GravatarInsanity is everywhere.

geb:drf


GravatarI am here dims.
dith



Yes.

And...............?


GravatarEddiiiiieeeee


Gravatarreally though try writing and never using it, that letter.


Gravatardith is here, dims!


GravatarYou sound bitter...

No, just reminiscing...


Gravatarcarjacking!

Oh, I love you, Keith.


Gravatar Um, why was Hasselhoff bending over to shave?

That was what Eddie Griffin was doing.


GravatarYou sound bitter...
ellroon lambofascist
==

And persistent.


GravatarUm, why was Hasselhoff

Good question. We should call in an ontologist.


GravatarEschalaw: Melanie Morgan is a douche!


GravatarNitwits!


Gravatar So if the shuttle has "never been safer" couldn't that mean it's always been unsafe and still is?

What would you expect from a vehicle conceived in the 60s, designed in the 70s, and built in the 80s? We're fucking lucky we haven't lost each Shuttle...


GravatarIndeed. It is true. I wouldn't lie about such a thing, would I? -NTodd

Inconceeeeeeeeeeeeeivable!


GravatarHe's right that ED Hill and Brian Kilmeade are nitwits.


GravatarIbogaine is an hallucenogen (sp?) that comes from the bark of an African tree. Apparently it causes you to relive life experiences. Some tribes use it as part of an initiation ceremony. Supposedly some people use it to help people detox.

I learned this stuff from Gil Grissom.
CSI teaches us many things.

NTodd, Son of Gretchen


The great pharmacology expert Doctor Hunter S. Thompson posited that Sen Edmund Muskie was partaking of the Ibogaine during the 1972 campaign season... that or secreations from monkey pineal glands, IIRC...
-


GravatarMelanie Morgan ALMOST makes Manny Coulter and Michelle MaglaGagLaDingDong.




Office of Censorship?????????????

Please send these assholes to Iran!


GravatarDith were you born a dim or a pug?

can you remember?


GravatarJames Brown, the godfather of soul, is scheduled to play a gig in September at the Santa Fe Opera....

fuuukin AAAAA...i may hafta get tickets for that...


GravatarA friend of mine married a self described bisexual nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store.

That's even better. A three-way. Or I could just get a nice bottle of scotch and watch...


GravatarMy ass is wet.

I left the windows down in the 'Stang.
.


GravatarEschalaw: those who gaze into the Maw of Malkin are entitled to citizenship.


GravatarMelanie Morgan ALMOST makes Manny Coulter and Michelle MaglaGagLaDingDong look rational and sane.


Gravatar really though try writing and never using it, that letter.

Ahhhh! He said The Word!


GravatarOnly dith uses dims as a dumb description of Democrats.


GravatarHe's right that ED Hill and Brian Kilmeade are nitwits.

Do we need to confirm this with Eschalaw? I think we can agree all Fox personalities (I use that term loosely) are nitwits.


GravatarWhy is Hasselhoff so popular in Germany? Google him and you'll get hundreds of hits for German sites.


gwb:drf


GravatarInconceeeeeeeeeeeeeivable!

IDIOT!


Gravatar,i>We're fucking lucky we haven't lost each Shuttle...
NTodd, Son of Gretchen -8:54 pm

yet


GravatarUm, why was Hasselhoff bending over to shave?

You can shave your legs standing up straight?

Flexible girl, aintcha?


GravatarDith were you born a dim or a pug?

can you remember?
][Pious Pete][



dithshit is most definitely NOT a cute little dog.

But he most definitely IS dim.

Dim-witted, that is.


Gravatar Why is Hasselhoff so popular in Germany? Google him and you'll get hundreds of hits for German sites.

Fun gag in EuroTrip with him as the butt...


GravatarI waz born a Temelec.


GravatarMelanie Morgan is dumber than a...oh I better not say it.
Our friend Bokza Rox might be offended.


GravatarEschalaw: those who gaze into the Maw of Malkin are entitled to citizenship.

Sorry! That's going to committee.


GravatarI heard they got knocked down. JeffCO | 06.30.06 - 8:46 pm

ummmm...little help? i'm not sure how to interpret this details


Well, they got up again - you're never gonna keep them down.


GravatarWhat would you expect from a vehicle conceived in the 60s, designed in the 70s, and built in the 80s?

A bus that can travel on water, just because that would be cooooool, except it sank when it hit its first iceburg because the contractors skimped on the materials.


GravatarDO NOT GAZE upon t3h Curly!
.


GravatarI waz born a Temelec.
dith


I bet you were cute, too.

I likes ya, dith. You mean no harm.


GravatarAhhhh! He said The Word!

aye, but that word hath not crossed my lips but yet I did type aye..but thats not the word..=)


GravatarShuttles we can do without, but the Hubble we gotta have. So, until we get something we can shoot up there to fix the Hubble, we gotta keep the shuttle.


GravatarJunk mail today- a dxirect mail campaign. Calls my Senator a "liar" in big underlined words for not passing the repeal of the death tax.

The usual third party swiftboating of a standing Senator.
Bet the Waltons funded it.

"The Free Enterprise Fund"
55512th street NW suite 770
Washington DC 20004

Full color double sided mail.
Consideration of a restraining order is under way. I've got better things to do than see those goons deliver mail here on taxpayer tit.(Delivered Postage PaidBC 92403


GravatarWe're fucking lucky we haven't lost each Shuttle...
NTodd, Son of Gretchen -8:54 pm

yet


We won't lose the rest before the fleet is retired. Mebbe one more, but even with NASA's shitty culture, I'd bet we'll be cool until the replacement is deployed.


GravatarDavid Hasselhoff accidentally brutally cut his head off while shaving!

Gonna need a gifuckingnormous styptic pencil.


GravatarWell, they got up again - you're never gonna keep them down.

From what I understand, they had a cider drink and a whiskey drink.


GravatarSplosions!


GravatarYou know that ED Hill used to be ED Tarbox on a broadcast station in Philadelphia.


GravatarI am so pissed off. Story in our paper today about how a local superintendent removed 2 books from the highschool reading list because 1 parent complained based on "swear words" she counted on Amazon.com!! She tried to get other parents involved, one of the moms interviewed said "after she called the first thing I did was buy the book. I don't believe in censorship." The head of the English department was not even consulted nor was the formal process for complaints followed. This fucknozzle of a superintendent who just started in May said "I think we need to review how these reading lists are established. Parents should have imput." The teacher said that she would quit before she would allow censorship based on Amazon to happen.

I hate these people! She needs to send her kids to the local xian school. She can decide what they read there.


GravatarDavid Hasselhoff accidentally brutally cut his head off while shaving!

so dave has got a huge sword for a razor
or a pencil neck that fell to bic. just terrible news either way.


GravatarShuttles we can do without, but the Hubble we gotta have. So, until we get something we can shoot up there to fix the Hubble, we gotta keep the shuttle.

True dat. We've got time. That is, if'n Bush's wars don't *completely* fuck us over...


GravatarE.D. Hill and Brian Kilmae, Worst Persons in the World.

tho i really think Melanie deserved a tie.

The Office of Censorship...these people are serious you know.


GravatarYikes! Fireworks at the golf club next door.

gwb:drf


GravatarOlbermann's narrative on the Juan Valdez transfer ceremony was so fantastic! He's just a master.


GravatarVicki - so does the ED stand for erectile dysfunction?


GravatarAhhhh! He said The Word! -NTodd

Say the word and you'll be free. Say the word and be like me.


Gravatartoken big, jolly black woman on a chick-flick tv show...baba wawa one of the others, meredith (sound familiar) viera? connie up-chung? i fergit...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka... - 8:41 pm




I've never been able to take BaBa WaWa, and I'm a little freaked out by her persistence in TV suspended animation, in which she grows gauzier and less distinct by the day-- but nevertheless endures in this half-life with no sign of cessation and release.

I understand that there are virtual cyberbeings like these View chatterers and pols like Zsa Zsa Biden and the high-perched gargoyles from Tweety on down who apparently physically thrive in a TV studio environment, and consequently strive to maximize their on-air time.

They are, or will become, wraiths.


GravatarI'd bet we'll be cool until the replacement is deployed.
NTodd, Son of Gretchen


And the replacement will be any better designed because.....?


GravatarVicki - so does the ED stand for erectile dysfunction?


Not sure, mena.


GravatarOnce having solidified his position as an actor, he attempted to cross over into the music industry and made his debut with the 1985 album Night Rocker while still working on the show. After two moderately successful albums, he recorded "Looking for Freedom" in the summer of 1989 and released just as the Berlin Wall came down.

In Germany, his song became an anthem of sorts at the time, and the album went gold and triple platinum, topping the charts for three months whilst the single managed a mere eight weeks. He was later announced as the best selling artist of 1989 in Germany even prompting the newspaper headline "Hasselhoff: not since the Beatles". Since then another six of his albums have gone platinum in Europe.


GravatarYou can shave your legs standing up straight?

Methinks that's not what he was shaving.


GravatarI may have to break down and put the AC on shortly. I have thus far been able to resist.

BTW, Evian makes a most delightful spritzer to chase the heat off with.


GravatarIDIOT! -NTodd

I insist I'm innocent!


GravatarYikes! Fireworks at the golf club next door.

gwb:drf
Arabella Trefoil

You sure it isn't just a cart running into the propane tank?


GravatarAhhhh! He said The Word! -NTodd

Now I've said it! Arrrgh, I've said it again!


GravatarYou can shave your legs standing up straight?

Methinks that's not what he was shaving.


One could wonder which direction he was bending, but I wouldn't recommend it.


GravatarThe Office of Censorship...these people are serious you know.
charley |


They're fucking insane, too!


GravatarThere is carrot cake. And cold beverages.


GravatarMethinks that's not what he was shaving.
watertiger


Ouch! That's some delicate shit down there.


GravatarStory in our paper today about how a local superintendent removed 2 books from the highschool reading list
ginger leigh

see, the mouthbreathers mandate.


GravatarYou know that ED Hill used to be ED Tarbox on a broadcast station in Philadelphia.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


And he sucked then, too!


GravatarI thought you were supposed to wax down there instead of shaving.

gwb:drf


GravatarIn 1994, David Hasselhoff was scheduled to perform a concert on pay-per-view from Atlantic City. It was supposed to help reignite his singing career in the United States. On the night of his concert, O.J. Simpson was involved in a police chase on the California highway. People who were watching the concert switched over to watch the news. Since then, Hasselhoff has not attempted another concert.


GravatarI've never been able to take BaBa WaWa

BaBa was coming to my wife's institution a few years back, and the public relations department asked my wife to handle it. She didn't want to fool with her, and handed it off to the person under her.

But the funny part, the girl went out and spent about a thousand bucks making herself look the best. When they ran the show, the only part of her that made the cut was her hand for about two seconds.


Gravatar"Kennedy, meanwhile, is preparing to up the ante on those he believes abetted the GOP's electoral theft. In July, the outspoken attorney plans to file "whistle-blower" lawsuits against two leading manufacturers of electronic voting machines."

Sounds like a good idea, but it sure is coming awful late in the game.


GravatarMethinks that's not what he was shaving.
==

Now see, I'd have thought he'd have some to do t hat for him.


GravatarI likes ya, dith. You mean no harm.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


Aww, does we gots us a new Ricky Valiant?
Hey Dith, how do you feel about Jenna? (Or was it not-Jenna?)


GravatarMethinks that's not what he was shaving.

then it was the bic shaver and yet another pencil


GravatarAnd the replacement will be any better designed because.....?

Because the design goals are more realistic (read: modest), for one. Technology has improved and there's more competition of ideas.


GravatarStory in our paper today about how a local superintendent removed 2 books from the highschool reading list

Possibilities?

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, for scatographic insinuations

Where's Waldo, for inaccurate representation of history


GravatarStory in our paper today about how a local superintendent removed 2 books from the highschool reading list

Possibilities?

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, for scatographic insinuations

Where's Waldo, for inaccurate representation of history


GravatarJeffraham--too late. I gazed upon the Curly, and I was glad


GravatarStory in our paper today about how a local superintendent removed 2 books from the highschool reading list
ginger leigh

see, the mouthbreathers mandate.
charley

Publishers secretly like these efforts, I'm sure book sales shoot up because of moronic attempts to censor books.

That said, I made sure I read the censored Maurice Sendak's kids book to my children.


GravatarMethinks that's not what he was shaving.
watertiger


I wasn't going there. I wasn't.....


GravatarKeith put a little something special into the "declaration" tonight.

And if you didn't think so to hell with you!


GravatarAww, does we gots us a new Ricky Valiant?
Hey Dith, how do you feel about Jenna? (Or was it not-Jenna?)


Jenna. Alas, I think I finally deleted the bookmark of his pervy Jenna lust site. It was a wonder to behold.


GravatarSo I gave myself this iPod for my bday. It arrived today.

WHo wants to bet how long I am going to let it sit here before I deal with it?

How do I hate electronics? Let me count the ways ...


GravatarBuenas noches.


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham--too late. I gazed upon the Curly, and I was glad

Aha! My double-secret probation worked!
.


GravatarDo I dare turn on Hannity and Colmes to listen to Sean flog that WMD were found in Iraq meme?


GravatarI thought you were supposed to wax down there instead of shaving.

I thought ya chopped it off, and it grew back twice its original size. Didn't that happen in "In The Realm of the Senses"?

Or was it the Grinch?


Gravatarbut m. jackson had the hair removal procedure -- are you trying to save dave here was to poor to afford such procedure to remove unwanted hair and that is what resulted in the beheading of the one eyed trouser trout was but a manual mistake?


aint kharma great?


GravatarWasn't it Toby who was embarrassingly in love with Jenna? Is dith Toby?


GravatarI thought you were supposed to wax down there instead of shaving.

Yes! Yes!


GravatarNot sleeping on a work night seems to have a deleterious effect the following evening...strange...

Ah well, gotta get ready for the American Exceptionalism Party back at the homestead.


GravatarEvery rock band needs a cellist?

Rasputina, anyone?

They have two. Me likey.


GravatarOh man - Eva Marie Saint is totally heating up the waterfront on TCM. MB was no slouch then either.


GravatarI stills cute.


GravatarHey Jeffraham--mail call!


GravatarBecause the design goals are more realistic (read: modest), for one. Technology has improved and there's more competition of ideas.
NTodd, Son of Gretchen


I hope you're right. But I can't believe 8 years of Fredo has been a net positive for the program. They've prolly outsourced the design work to Bechtel....


GravatarWolcott: An Open Letter to Lee Siegel


Gravatar"Not every mention of God in public is a breach to the wall of separation -- context matters. It is doubtful that children reciting the Pledge of Allegiance feel oppressed or brainwashed as a consequence of muttering the phrase 'under God.' I didn't."

Rick Santorum? ... or our new hero ... SuperTrue?

Comes to mind that ... (Rick) has been very vocal in expressing to the whole country, not only Pennsylvania citizens he's represented while doing the "groove" in Virginia as a permanent resident there, he wasnt afraid of privacy issues ,as, citizens of the united states do not need or deserve such "privacy accommodations" and offered as proof his reluctance (sick) to conceal his childs birthday, a birthday that never happened however as they just had a party for the fetus that was still born, although they knew this was imminent, they chose to continue to make a point. (the point is still left to those that could dream up one or understand the whacky world or Rick InSantorum ... I do not agree with Obama's interjection of his personal sentiments into the larger public discourse ... I was made uncomfortable by the "under god" phrase in the pledge. Wasnt apurpose believe me, I was only in about 2nd grade and had no idea what they meant or wanted me to believe.


GravatarIs dith Toby?

dith: dith is the Infinity of the universe.

I'm pretty sure that's what he said, anyway.


GravatarWasn't it Toby who was embarrassingly in love with Jenna? Is dith Toby?
ellroon lambofascist


Ricky Valiant I think had a website devoted to her. Never saw it myself, but others talked about it.


GravatarThenk yew! ye've been greet!!



Sorry, I'm watching the Simpsons.


GravatarAww, does we gots us a new Ricky Valiant?

IIRC, his name was Ricky Vandal.


GravatarBooks had the f word, f ing and yes the woman said "1 only had d-a-m-n once." I am sure her children have not heard those words before. That would be just before breakfast at my house!

They had books to choose from, too. One did have a rape scene, but they didn't have to check that book. One was written from the perspective of an autistic boy and apparently he swears.


GravatarThenk yew! ye've been greet!!


Grinskeeper willie? No wait, the card says "Groundskeeper."


GravatarWHo wants to bet how long I am going to let it sit here before I deal with it?

Hee. My newest Palm sat in the box for a week before I finally braved the Palm technical support nightmare to get it set up.


GravatarIIRC, his name was Ricky Vandal.
NTodd, Son of Gretchen


YRC.


GravatarI hope you're right. But I can't believe 8 years of Fredo has been a net positive for the program. They've prolly outsourced the design work to Bechtel....
flory, Business Manager

They have secret super duper plans to arm the Shuttle with lazer rays and a huge mirror they're gonna shine into North Korea, and little gripper arms that they'll attack other satellites. We will own space!!! Muahahaha!


GravatarThenk yew! ye've been greet!!

Sea Captain doing standup with the roll of toilet paper and the swordfish?


GravatarI stills cute.

Possible translation: I stopped a clock with a kitty on it.

You know we love you, dith. You just need to stick to saying strange things.


GravatarI'm watching the Simpsons.

I rented a few movies this afternoon:

"The Pentagon Papers," "A Very British Coup" and "The Opposite of Sex."


GravatarI like how dith floats down a boat in Deliverance Land with a bunch of dim-haters. That's what I loves about dithalicious.


GravatarSallyh: Hey Jeffraham--mail call!

My mail is sadly empty.
.


GravatarIIRC, his name was Ricky Vandal.
NTodd, Son of Gretchen

You are right. Sorry, all trolls look alike to me.


GravatarYou ever notice how the golfers from North Edinburgh putt like this, but the golfers from South Edinburgh putt like THIS? Thank you, yae bin great!


GravatarHee. My newest Palm sat in the box for a week before I finally braved the Palm technical support nightmare to get it set up. -flory

You should have called NTodd - he's all about palm support.


Gravatardith: dith is the Infinity of the universe

if dith were the infinite wisdom of the universal center, he would know that the gods don't play politics and they damn sure wouldn't claim to be a latter day republican or democrat


GravatarYes, Ricky Vandal.


Gravatarflory,

I am using a six-year-old Palm? People are always asking me why I don't get a new one. But this one works fine. It's a Vx.


GravatarNTodd,

If you come and set up my iPod I'll make you French Toast!


GravatarThey have secret super duper plans to arm the Shuttle with lazer rays and a huge mirror they're gonna shine into North Korea, and little gripper arms that they'll attack other satellites. We will own space!!! Muahahaha!
ellroon lambofascist


Gravatar am using a six-year-old Palm? People are always asking me why I don't get a new one. But this one works fine. It's a Vx.


Sweetie, I have neither a Palm or an iPod. I fear my head would explode if I had to learn how to use them.


GravatarHee. My newest Palm sat in the box for a week before I finally braved the Palm technical support nightmare to get it set up. -flory

You should have called NTodd - he's all about palm support.


It's a bit more difficult with two dogs, but I still got game.


Gravatardith: dith is the Infinity of the universe

if dith were the infinite wisdom of the universal center, he would know that the gods don't play politics and they damn sure wouldn't claim to be a latter day republican or democrat
][Pious Pete][ | 06.30.06 - 9:11 pm | #


Or:
If dith is the Infinity of the universe, wisdom is finite.

QED


GravatarI'm watching The Sopranos Season Five.

gwb:drf


GravatarHow do I hate electronics? Let me count the ways ...

I don't have a cell phone.


GravatarRes:
I was using a Palm V til the power button finally died on me.

I bought a LifeDrive, despite all the reviews telling me not to.

I still can't get it to access the web.

*sigh*


GravatarIf you come and set up my iPod I'll make you French Toast!

I'm so there. I'll also bring syrup.


GravatarWe will own space!!! Muahahaha!


GravatarIt was Willie. Very good, Jay C.


GravatarVicki--learning to use an iPod is utterly painless. I can't set anything up to save my life--I have a husband and grad students for that--but I could do my iPod without swearing once.


GravatarI don't have a cell phone.

Islamocommunist!


GravatarI hope you're right. But I can't believe 8 years of Fredo has been a net positive for the program. They've prolly outsourced the design work to Bechtel....
flory, Business Manager


Yeah, but if the tech support goes to India...

"...shhhhhhh...Calcutta, we have a problem...shhhhh..."
"Yes? My name is Ranjeer Silipudi, You may call me Sluggo? How may I help you?


GravatarFuckin tags...


We will own space!!! Muahahaha!

Technically, one owns the space above their property to infinity. So, you could sue aliens for trespassing, if you were feeling cantankerous.

I don't think I'd risk it. Aliens can be prrrrretty crafty and generally have good lawyers.

'You damned aliens get off my galaxy!!'


GravatarIf you come and set up my iPod I'll make you French Toast!

If I said you had a beautiful playlist would you hold it against me?


GravatarI'll also bring syrup.


Maple Surple? From Vermont?


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Mmmmmmmmmmmm!

Can you come here and set up my....(trying to think of space age electronic gadget)...


GravatarI don't have a cell phone.
masculine_monica_nyc


Me either, sister!


GravatarTechnically, one owns the space above their property to infinity.

Tell that to the airplanes that fly over my roof hourly.


GravatarIf I said you had a beautiful playlist would you hold it against me?

I'd be a fool to do such a thing.


GravatarI don't have a cell phone.
masculine_monica_nyc
==

Soulmate! Do you realize how out of it we are?


GravatarTechnically, one owns the space above their property to infinity. So, you could sue aliens for trespassing, if you were feeling cantankerous.

I don't think I'd risk it. Aliens can be prrrrretty crafty and generally have good lawyers.


And "layzers".


GravatarED is kinda hot, another blond bimbo repuke.

melanie and starr on the other hand.

keith must have played that clip of starr getting hit in the face with a football 10 times.

in similar news i downloaded michelle's hotair youtube of the lamont ad. i just kept replaying the part where she says "nutroots". ok, i'm easily amused, but it was amusing.


Gravatarflory,

shawk was telling me that this iPod might take care of some Palm functions (calendar and contacts). If so, I might finally get rid of the Palm.


Gravatar"Yes? My name is Ranjeer Silipudi, You may call me Sluggo? How may I help you?

Last time I called tech support I got a kid named Luka who kept telling me he lived on the second floor, upstairs from me. Sounded depressed, poor kid.


GravatarI do own a cell phone...converted it to my home number, in fact.

And hey, if you want to call me, bdg was gracious enough to post all my vital stats earlier today.

/snark off


GravatarIf I said you had a beautiful playlist would you hold it against me?

Might as well be direct.

"Nice you-pod. May I upload?"


GravatarCan you come here and set up my....(trying to think of space age electronic gadget)...

Interocitor?


GravatarJeffraham--try again, babe?


GravatarCan you come here and set up my....(trying to think of space age electronic gadget)...

I am handy with many...devices.


GravatarI like how dith floats down a boat in Deliverance Land with a bunch of dim-haters. That's what I loves about dithalicious.

I like how assholes and idiots pay attention to dith and never woner about the discourse that made thisblog possible


GravatarI like that Koozuumee character. And dims, just for ya, Im sure ya noticed, he sang 'wise men say, only fools rush in'...i think he singed that for you right at Bush.


GravatarMe either, sister!
Soulmate! Do you realize how out of it we are?

We can be Islamocommunists together!


GravatarWe will own space!!! Muahahaha! - Ripley

We want the airwaves.


GravatarDiscourse is constipation.


Gravatarshawk was telling me that this iPod might take care of some Palm functions (calendar and contacts). If so, I might finally get rid of the Palm.

Shawk is correct.

I haven't used my Palm (as opposed to my palm) in almost 3 years.


GravatarWe want the airwaves.
JeffCO

Not over my house you don't!


GravatarLast time I called tech support I got a kid named Luka who kept telling me he lived on the second floor, upstairs from me. Sounded depressed, poor kid.
==

You made me choke on cold taco meat!


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham--try again, babe?

Could be a glitch, but no, not thusfar...
.


GravatarI don't have a cell phone.
masculine_monica_nyc


When pagers camne out, I hated 'em. When I got a cell, my buding Luddism v anished overnight. I love it, if for no other reason that that if my car breaks down in East Bumfuck Iowa, I am not, as we say, well and truly fucked.
Of course, Triple-A helps, too...


Gravatar*cursing her own aptitude for electronic gadgets*


Gravatar Discourse is constipation.

And kneecapping your ass is ExLax.


GravatarI don't have a cell phone.
masculine_monica_nyc
==

Soulmate! Do you realize how out of it we are?
mena | 06.30.06 - 9:16 pm | #

I also don't have one. There only good for emergencies, IMO. I can't tell you how many peaceful moments were interrupted by someone sitting next to me, then they receive a call. There voice suddenly gets loud and my peace is broken.


GravatarYou made me choke on cold taco meat!

I don't think that means what you think it means.


Gravatardith, you're a ditz.

Cool band.


GravatarLast time I called tech support I got a kid named Luka who kept telling me he lived on the second floor, upstairs from me. Sounded depressed, poor kid.

Probably left of center, off of the field, poor kid...


GravatarCellphones for our family is one of the best investments we've made.


Gravatar *cursing her own aptitude for electronic gadgets*

Can't you fake inaptitude? I could bring my toolbelt...


Gravatarres:
The problem is -- there's no interoperability between Palm and anybody else's OS. So all that info you have enetered in your contacts? You get to re-enter it. Also you lose all your historical calendar info....


GravatarDith Rocks! Me Like A Hurricane.


Gravatar*cursing her own aptitude for electronic gadgets*

Can't you fake inaptitude?


There's a joke in this somewhere, and it hinges on the word "synchronicity".


GravatarI like how assholes and idiots pay attention to dith and never woner about the discourse that made thisblog possible.

And then seeing the coulter republican ratings, faux news drop, while progressive ones rise.......ya think maybe you might be gettting thru?


Gravatarnonsya know me


GravatarThe problem is -- there's no interoperability between Palm and anybody else's OS. So all that info you have enetered in your contacts? You get to re-enter it. Also you lose all your historical calendar info....

Bet there's some shareware out there to help convert...


GravatarGood night, moonbats.
Sweet dreams.

gwb:drf


GravatarKid- this ain't your night.

You was my brother Charlie, you shoulda looked for me a little bit.


GravatarAnd hey, if you want to call me, bdg was gracious enough to post all my vital stats earlier today.
==

Really? Damn it. Is this the guy NTodd wants to hunt down and is that the one I saw today making vile posts about Todd's mother? Damn, if these creeps can't recognize any boundaries, then maybe he's right.


Monica - fuck the Man!


GravatarCan't you fake inaptitude? I could bring my toolbelt...

*twirls hair*

I'm just a girl!


GravatarI love it, if for no other reason that that if my car breaks down in East Bumfuck Iowa, I am not, as we say, well and truly fucked.

You could just knock on my door and I'd probably help. God help you if you break down in West Bumfuck, though. You're on your own, then, pally...


GravatarTo all of those whose peace I have broken, I assure you I've only shrieked into my cell in the grocery store when my mother-in-law had her tv turned up, her phone turned down, and she was trying to talk into the remote.


GravatarJon our organization: Luddite Software Engineers In Favor Of a 14th Century Technological Environment.

fuck cellphones anyway...


GravatarI haven't used my Palm (as opposed to my palm) in almost 3 years.


Commonly known as "lie"


GravatarI don't think that means what you think it means. -watertiger

Now *I'm* tickled pink.


GravatarAnd kneecapping your ass is ExLax.

What does that mean?

Never question Bruce Dickenson!!


Gravatar"a lazily defiant casualness."

trust me on this:
few hats reek of casual defiance more than a really sweat-sodden panama...
.


GravatarReally? Damn it. Is this the guy NTodd wants to hunt down and is that the one I saw today making vile posts about Todd's mother? Damn, if these creeps can't recognize any boundaries, then maybe he's right.


One and the same. He's done this to me before here at least two other times that I can recall (when I was on-line). Atrios always deletes it as soon as he sees it.


GravatarHow do I hate electronics? Let me count the ways ...

I don't have a cell phone.

masculine_monica_nyc

i only hate digital cameras. i do have a cell. pay as you go. 100 dollars plus saved up on it.

ricky vandal, victim of the secret service? now secretly interned in east bumfuck europe, forever? could be true.


GravatarTrolls shouldn't be fed unless it's poison.


GravatarIs this the guy NTodd wants to hunt down and is that the one I saw today making vile posts about Todd's mother?

The same. His mother will miss him.

*twirls hair*

I'm just a girl!


Oooh, that IS a screwdriver in my pocket AND I'm happy to see you!


GravatarBet there's some shareware out there to help convert...
NTodd, Son of Gretchen


Any that I found had all kindsa caveats attached. You needed to be a lot geekier than me to make it work.

And I looked -- I really, really didn't want to get another Palm.

There is no worse tech support on the planet.


GravatarI also don't have one.

Comrade!


Gravatar I haven't used my Palm (as opposed to my palm) in almost 3 years.

Commonly known as "lie"


No, really, I was serious. My Palm lies idle. Rosie de Palma, on the other hand...


GravatarBet there's some shareware out there to help convert...
NTodd


Now if you dealt with that, too, I'd throw in a rack of bacon.


GravatarIrksome? Clapton's slow version of Laila (sp?) being labelled "smooth jazz"
Outrageous?
Total disregard of the Geneva Conventions.


GravatarProbably left of center, off of the field, poor kid... -Ripley

Eventually he passed me on to Marlene, but she was kinda vega.


Gravatarnonsya know me
dith | 06.30.06 - 9:21 pm


nor wanna, fucknozzle...

i mean, why'danybody give a flyin fuck?


GravatarRosie de Palma, on the other hand...


Which hand?


GravatarI only approve of the name Palm Pilot because I am not an evangelical and rereferences to solitary sexual activity don't bother me...


GravatarI don't think that means what you think it means.
==

Will you splain it for me then please?


GravatarWe want the airwaves. JeffCO
Not over my house you don't! -ellroon


No more bitching and Ramoning I guess.


GravatarEventually he passed me on to Marlene, but she was kinda vega.

That's one, two, three Marlenas I've seen today... huh!


GravatarNow if you dealt with that, too, I'd throw in a rack of bacon.

[passes out]

Which hand?

Actually, I'm ambidextrous. However, for myself I prefer the right--for my...friends, I prefer the left.


GravatarQuestion for the ages:

Will Star Jones evaporate into the universe, never to be seen again?

(oh please oh please oh please....)


GravatarQuestion for the ages:

Will Star Jones evaporate into the universe, never to be seen again?

(oh please oh please oh please....)


GravatarI don't have a cell phone.
masculine_monica_nyc

Me either, sister!
res ipsa loquitur | 06.30.06 - 9:15 pm


Me neither. Nor a car. I'm soooo going to Gitmo.


GravatarWhich hand?
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


He's ambidicksterous....


GravatarDont support Lamont dims. And if you do, at least refrain as much as posse-ible from out and outright giddy delusion.


GravatarHey, has anyone listened to Cassandra Wilson's recording of "Red River Valley"?

I find the opening heart-stopping.


GravatarWe got another neighbor to sign up for Vonage today.

My brother in Woburn, MA, is also going with Vonage.

Woburn is the first city in MA that has a fiber-optic system, so the residents actually have a choice of cable providers.

They're prolly also being tracked to within an inch of their lives.


GravatarWill Star Jones evaporate into the universe, never to be seen again?

Infomercials.

Just don't watch late nite teebee....


GravatarNever question Bruce Dickenson!!
==

Hey, he puts on his pants just like you do, one leg at a time.


GravatarOK, so who the fuck's Ricky Valiant? The rassles? WWF? Maybe local Houston. I haven't watched pro Rassling since the '80s, but I think that's it.


GravatarInfomercials.

Just don't watch late nite teebee....


With celebrity endorsement by Star Jones for Cortislim.


Gravatar Dont support Lamont dims. And if you do, at least refrain as much as posse-ible from out and outright giddy delusion.

Can we engage in some giddy glee? It's quite the rush, y'know...


GravatarWe have had full on perfect weather lately! PERFECT!

Mena! I forgot to tell you - I bumped into the art prof at the zoo today.

It was weird!


GravatarThat's one, two, three Marlenas I've seen today... huh!

That is so off the wall!


Gravatarfuck the Man

And his cell phone and roaming charges, mena!

I don't really hate cell phones, and I'm happy that my elderly mother carries one. But I don't need one.


GravatarMy brother in Woburn, MA, is also going with Vonage.

I taught for Sprint in Woburn a few years back. Embarrassing: I tried to demonstrate how their corporate proxy blocked porn, 'cept the rules changed and Playboy came through just fine.


GravatarDont support Lamont dims.

You forgot the comma, dithy.


Why is Lieberman a better choice?

You do not know.


GravatarStar Jones is made of star dust.


GravatarThey're prolly also being tracked to within an inch of their lives.

Well, as long as they're hunted for meat and not trophies, I guess it's not so bad.


Wait... what??


GravatarYou forgot the comma, dithy.




GravatarLamont doesnt have 'it', in fact, he doesnt have 'it' to such and xtant that he pushes the 'it' away from what he associates with.


GravatarNow if you dealt with that, too, I'd throw in a rack of bacon.

If I said you had a nice rack....

I'll come in again.


GravatarWill Star Jones evaporate into the universe, never to be seen again?

(oh please oh please oh please....)
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore - 9:28 pm


that'd need SOME black hole...
.


GravatarEmbarrassing: I tried to demonstrate how their corporate proxy blocked porn, 'cept the rules changed and Playboy came through just fine.

But just the articles, right?


GravatarDont support Lamont dims. And if you do, at least refrain as much as posse-ible from out and outright giddy delusion.

Can we engage in some giddy glee? It's quite the rush, y'know...
Ripley


How about irrational exuberance? Is that ok now?


GravatarHow mena is picturing me tonight:

...in front of a roaring fire in the marble fireplace of the city's swankiest hotel suite, surrounded by great vases of scented oriental lilies, a nice drink or two, nibbly things, and just for tonight, GC himself, with a rose between his teeth.

What I am actually doing:

...in front of my beebee, in the dark of my apartment, laptop balanced on one thigh, takeout container of cold noodles with sesame sauce balanced on the other, posting to Eschaton.


GravatarHe's ambidicksterous....
==

Well, why not? I can't imagine there's that much fine motor skill involved.


GravatarWill Star Jones evaporate into the universe, never to be seen again?

Nah. Court TV, or some other cable outlet. She's been on teevee too long to evaporate; it'll be a slow burn.


GravatarEmbarrassing: I tried to demonstrate how their corporate proxy blocked porn, 'cept the rules changed and Playboy came through just fine.

But just the articles, right?


No, their articles of clothing were missing, though I suspect not blocked by the proxy...


GravatarLamont doesnt have 'it', in fact, he doesnt have 'it' to such and xtant that he pushes the 'it' away from what he associates with.


I perceive that he's sipping something oddly hallucinogenic.


GravatarEmbarrassing: I tried to demonstrate how their corporate proxy blocked porn, 'cept the rules changed and Playboy came through just fine.

That must have been a close shave.


Gravatarthere some things I know dims, some things you may not be privy 2 due to different life backgrounds, but this I know, Lamont plain dont translate well


Gravatar'cept the rules changed and Playboy came through just fine.

Sex sells. What does that have to do with Vonage?

It's Verizon that's going to provide cable.


GravatarI have been issued both a cell phone and a Blackberry by my bosses.

I never turn either on.


GravatarI can't imagine there's that much fine motor skill involved.

You have no idea...


GravatarI can't imagine there's that much fine motor skill involved. -mena

[crossing mena off the flirting list]


GravatarEmbarrassing: I tried to demonstrate how their corporate proxy blocked porn, 'cept the rules changed and Playboy came through just fine.

I'm sure you got everyone's attention and the back row woke up.


GravatarNah, it was Jimmy Valiant, WWF...


Gravatarya think maybe you might be gettting thru?
][Pious Pete]

maybe, slim chance, and i was hearing that before the 2004, and we know how that turned out.

there is the propaganda, and then the rigged system. up hill battle for sure. Sisyphus and all that rot.

i will say extremists on the left are not nearly as odious as the extremist on the right, nor as visible.


Gravatarbut this I know, Lamont plain dont translate well

Lieberman isn't even trying.


Gravatardith, I translate you to others. Would you like me to translate Lamont to you?


GravatarThere was a Prince Valiant 50s comic strip..


GravatarRandom iTunes/CD/radio check!!!!!


Johnny Rivers - Poor Side of Town

Go!


Gravatarhe doesnt have 'it' to such and xtant that he pushes the 'it' away from what he associates with

Let "it" = Joe. ShortRide. Mentum.


GravatarStar Jones is going to wind up hosting some Rikki-Lake-type show. Her gay husband will occasionally co-host, particularly when he tires of playing with Star's vast colleciton of feather boas.


GravatarCatching up on The Daily Show. That thing with Levin on Fox rocked. More like that please.


GravatarYou have no idea...
[crossing mena off the flirting list]
==

I was waiting here!


GravatarI'm going to bed. I can't take the crap of the world anymore.


GravatarThere aint much to translate, just noises and sounds, no language.


GravatarSex sells. What does that have to do with Vonage?

IP over everything.


GravatarIP over everything. -NTodd

NTodd = R Kelly???


Gravatarwhat's a posse-ible?

I just saw that Mark Dayton voted to amend the Constitution because one person burned a flag in 2002. Is he planning to run for governor or something, or is he just a complete and utter moroon?


Gravatari will say extremists on the left are not nearly as odious as the extremist on the right, nor as visible

nor as numerous

Random iTunes/CD/radio check!!!!!

Robert Johnson — Come on in My Kitchen


GravatarIP over everything.

Explain, please.


GravatarFacts and truth really don't have much to do with each other.

w. faulkner


GravatarOh, I do love Gavin M. at Sadly, No!.


Gravatardith is just another faulk-up.


Gravatari mean, why'danybody give a flyin fuck?
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka...


Where our beloved TrOoLz are concerned, many a flying fuck is given for reasons quite unknown.


GravatarI'm going to bed. I can't take the crap of the world anymore.

Eminently sensible. Rest well.


GravatarOh, I do love Gavin M. at Sadly, No!. -watertiger

Wouldn't she floss *after* eating the baby panda?


GravatarIP over everything.

Explain, please.


Not much to explain.

The Woburn connection was simply that I'd taught there for a customer, and had a rather red-faced experience.

IP, the Internet Protocol, is designed to run over any type of "Layer 2" technology (cable modem, DSL, satellite, dialup, etc), and the mid-90s joke was "IP [say it!] over everything".

I think I'll just have another beer.


Gravatar"Thank God for that Kennedy kid."

Thank God for all those Kennedy kids!


GravatarComment from wt's link at Sadly, No:

Sadly, when eating a panda she looks less crazy.


Heehee!


GravatarLove, if you will. Because it can't last. There is no place for it in the world today, not even in Utah. We have eliminated it. It took us a long time, but man is resourceful and limitless in inventing too, and so we have got rid of love as last just as we have got rid of Christ. We have radio in the place of God's voice and instead of having to save emotional currency for months and years to deserve one chance to spend it all for love we can spread it thin into coppers and titillate ourselves at any newsstand, two to the block like sticks of chewing gum or chocolate from the automatic machines. If Jesus returned today we would have to crucify him quick in our own defense, to justify and preserve the civilization we have worked and suffered and died shrieking and cursing in rage and impotence and terror for two thousand years to create and perfect in man's own image; if Venus returned she would be a soiled man in a subway lavatory with a palm full of French post-cards--

w. faulkner


GravatarFacts and truth really don't have much to do with each other.

In an imperfect world.


Gravatarhttp://www.ambiguouscity.com/ lan...peedrecord.html

If you like a cello with your rock band, check out Landspeedrecord from Baltimore.


Gravatarthink of it dims we take blake's sunflower, or faulkner's wild palms, and crush them up into biodiesel to power our mechanical engines think of fields of it being raised to run engines


GravatarHappy birthday to res, Holden and RMJ.


GravatarIn an imperfect world

When I was younger I had wanted to live in a pluperfect world.


GravatarDignitaries without Dignity
Attaturk

aries?


GravatarNegroes Are Out To Get You!

Who leaked the motherfuckin' plan?


GravatarWhen I was younger I had wanted to live in a pluperfect world.

I live in a past future perfect world. With a twist of lemon.


Gravataris he just a complete and utter moroon?
DemByDefault | 06.30.06 - 9:39 pm


they're called "Clinton Dems": sold-out, traingulatin' motherfuckers...


Gravatarrepublicans support the troops:

War bill getting paid while lights go out at Army posts

FORT SAM HOUSTON, Texas — While billions of military dollars are being spent on the war in Iraq, some Army posts back home can’t afford to pay the electricity bill or cut the grass.
...
But Col. Wendy Martinson, Fort Sam’s garrison commander, still lies awake at night worrying about what services she can afford to lose and what services she can’t — but will have to cut anyway.

“Every time something goes away it impacts a person ... a soldier or their family or one of our civilians,” said Martinson, whose post has 27,300 military and civilian workers. “I’m charged with taking care of them, not taking things away from them.”
http://www.armytimes.com/story.p...925- 1921938.php

Army short $5 billion for reset

Last winter, the Army said it needed $13.5 billion in emergency funding to repair Humvees, helicopters, trucks, tanks and other equipment during 2006. But when President George W. Bush sent his request for $92.2 billion in emergency funding to Congress, it included only $8.6 billion in “reset” funding for the Army.
http://www.armytimes.com/story.p...925- 1921860.php

The "troops" being the wealthest 1%.


GravatarNegroes Are Out To Get You!
==

It thought it was the Gays...


Monica!


GravatarDon't put another dime in the dithbox, I don't wanna hear that song no more.


GravatarIn an imperfect world

When I was younger I had wanted to live in a pluperfect world.
JeffCO


Conservatives would like to live in a Past Perfect world.


GravatarIf you like a cello with your rock band, check out Landspeedrecord from Baltimore.


I like a little accordion with my rock band.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I...related& search=

Just because.


GravatarI gotta run; 's'been fun.


GravatarI think I'll just have another beer.

Okay.

My bro did get his cable bill reduced, however, because the provider is no longer a monopoly.


GravatarWhen I was younger I had wanted to live in a pluperfect world.

That's awfully subjunctive.


GravatarConservatives would like to live in a Past Perfect world.

Backward they cry from the rear, and the front ranks die.


Gravataris he just a complete and utter moroon?
DemByDefault | 06.30.06 - 9:39 pm

they're called "Clinton Dems": sold-out, traingulatin' motherfuckers...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka.

But he's not running again, that's why I find him particularly confusing. Feinstein, Salazar, Lincoln I get. I am surprised JoMo didn't snuggle up to Bill Frist and Orrin Hatch on this.


GravatarThat's awfully subjunctive.

Would that it were so.


Gravatarmaybe he mistook it for a suppository.


GravatarConservatives would like to live in a Past Perfect world.
Howard K Smith

Past subjunctive....?


GravatarWhen I was younger I had wanted to live in a pluperfect world.
JeffCO


for it to have been pluperfect, you would have had to have wanted to have lived there...


GravatarConservatives would like to live in a Past Perfect world.

There is no perfect world and the fundies are never going to have it.

This isn't about utopia.

It's about money.

Always has been, always will be.

Sex is involved.


GravatarNegroes Are Out To Get You!
==

It thought it was the Gays...

Monica!

I know, mena! It's fuckin' impossible to keep secrets secret on the internets.

Feckin' leakers, man.


GravatarThat's awfully subjunctive. -watertiger

I was carried away by my ablative workout.


Gravatarthink of it dims we take blake's sunflower, or faulkner's wild palms, and crush them up into biodiesel to power our mechanical engines think of fields of it being raised to run engines

I'll assume you have no problem with cutting down trees in the rainforests, though, right?

Dumping chemicals into streams because it's cheap and easy? Filleting the mountain tops over and over for various ores? Thousand yard nets to get you some cheap tilapia for a cozy dinner with friends? Letting Exxon slide on the clean up bill for their Alaska disaster because the stock price might falter a bit?

Tell us more of your morally superior world...


GravatarIf you like a cello with your rock band, check out Landspeedrecord from Baltimore.

Blue Jays! There, I said it...


GravatarScary poll:


What do you think about the story of Noah's Ark?
It's fact -- 69%
It's fiction -- 31%
Total Votes: 437,404

Do you think the object that this team found is Noah's Ark?
No--52%
Yes--48%
Total Votes: 400,948


GravatarRobert Johnson — Come on in My Kitchen
masculine_monica_nyc

yeah baby.

sorry, when i discovered that he was the genesis of rock and roll...

kind of interesting listening to this myth of a man, recorded only once, dead at the age of 26(?), poisoned in some love triangle, the spark of a musical generation that people are talking about bein' in their ipod shuffle. hey, the ipod shuffle... down by the crossroads, surely it's been done.


Gravatarfor it to have been pluperfect, you would have had to have wanted to have lived there...

Well even then I had known that such a world could never have had existed.


GravatarShit, Haloscan ate my post. What I am proposing is a new (actually old) way of financing this idiotic war. From now on, the chimp has to be able to sell "I-Bonds" to the people like the sale of war bonds to the people during WW I and WW II. If you support the chimp and his stupid war, buy the bonds, otherwise don't.


GravatarWhat do you think about the story of Noah's Ark?
It's fact -- 69%
It's fiction -- 31%
Total Votes: 437,404

The scariest thing about Barack Lieberman's speech on religion was that more people believin in angels than in evolution. Scary because:
1) That's depressing.
2) Obama seemed to be implying "we" need to bring these people into the Big Tent. Kinda makes me want to bring back the literacy test...


GravatarScary poll:

An online AOL poll? I'm not going to lose any sleep.


GravatarIf you support the chimp and his stupid war, buy the bonds, otherwise don't.

Is that the future past post imperfect tense?


GravatarMonica - you and your uberfabulous brigades aren't going to have to kill us all now, I hope.


GravatarThere is no perfect world and the fundies are never going to have it.

You'll sing a different tune after the Rapture...
In fact, all of us left will. I don't know the tune, but the words will sounbd like "Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, we're free at last!"


GravatarScary poll:

If it's not regarding vaginas, I'm not biting.


Gravatarthink of it dims we take blake's sunflower, or faulkner's wild palms, and crush them up into biodiesel to power our mechanical engines think of fields of it being raised to run engines
dith



blakes sunflowers give blood not for biodiesel


GravatarI was carried away by my ablative workout.
JeffCO


Better that than the genitive.


GravatarI'd rather Blake's comets, dith.


GravatarYou'll sing a different tune after the Rapture...
In fact, all of us left will. I don't know the tune, but the words will sounbd like "Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, we're free at last!"


Actually, I'm gonna sing...well, I dunno, the theme from old Mustang ads, I guess. I've got dibs on Charlie's car...


GravatarPalestinian terrorists demand an end to Israeli assault.
http://www.pennlive.com/ newsflas...t=international


GravatarKinda makes me want to bring back the literacy test...

Nah. Nothing makes me want to bring back literacy tests.

you and your uberfabulous brigades aren't going to have to kill us all now, I hope.

Course not, mz mena. All comrades are welcome and are encouraged to participate in the recruiting efforts.


GravatarIs that the future past post imperfect tense?
==

It was definitely tense.


GravatarBetter that than the genitive.

I believe Ntodd owns that one his own self.


GravatarPaintball on ESPN. Now I've seen everything.


GravatarI was carried away by my ablative workout.
JeffCO

Better that than the genitive.


Have you seen the video of his glutitive workout?

Disturbing, yet compelling...


GravatarI was carried away by my ablative workout.
JeffCO

Better that than the genitive.


That was a rather accusative comment.


GravatarDo you think the object that this team found is Noah's Ark?
No--52%
Yes--48%


It won't be, but then the believers would be screwed.

Better to keep thinking that you're going to finally win the big one.

To have two of everything, you know, would take a mighty big boat.



Mighty big.


GravatarThe sad thing is I haven't been dative in years.


GravatarSpeaking of polls, y'all see that Walmart shoppers/voters poll?
80% of Walmart frequent shoppetrs voted for Bush
88% of those who never shop at Walmart voted for Kerry
Walmartian support for Bush has dropped to 35%....


GravatarBetter that than the genitive.

I believe Ntodd owns that one his own self.


у меня есть.


GravatarIf it's not regarding vaginas, I'm not biting.

Have you seen that Yoplait-drink commercial in which the chocolate drink is poured in such a way as to create the impression of the shape of a vagina?

Did someone say "sex sells"?


GravatarHave you seen the video of his glutitive workout?

Disturbing, yet compelling...
Ripley
==

Stupid sexy Flanders!


GravatarTo have two of everything, you know, would take a mighty big boat.



Mighty big.


"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! The Bible sez it, I believe it, end of story!!!! SHUT UP!!!"

idiots. No room for nuance in a closed mind.


GravatarKinda makes me want to bring back the literacy test...



We have a libertarian on the air locally who is proposing that people can only vote if they pass a citizenship test. And if they've "accepted" any welfare at all, they can't vote for two years after they're off the dole.

Did I mention he was a dick?

His name is Tim Doctor.


GravatarIf it's not regarding vaginas, I'm not biting.


What will Lee Siegel think of that sentence?


GravatarDamn your Cyrillic fingers!


GravatarDid someone say "sex sells"?

NEVER!

Although, fucking a yogurt is pretty nice...


GravatarHey Vicki, missed yaz.


GravatarIf it's not regarding vaginas, I'm not biting.


Kindly no biting while you regard my vagina.


Gravatar" because in the 21st century every rock band needs a cellist."

no. in the 21st century, every cellist needs a rockband


GravatarWhat will Lee Siegel think of that sentence?

I've no time for anti-dentatafascists.


Gravatardems predictably back away from SC-war crimes story.


GravatarA meaningful life is impossible without belief in God.


GravatarHey Vicki, missed yaz.
ÔżÔ


Ditto back at ya, bud.


GravatarAn online AOL poll? I'm not going to lose any sleep.
Steve French |-9:54 pm


da's 'Murka' ou'dere on 'Murka Awnlahn'...

best don' be dismissin' folks so hopeless they gotta see Noah's ghost in a rock outcropping...

here's another Shiprock, for camparison


GravatarSo many Latin scholars. Who knew?


Gravatarno. in the 21st century, every cellist needs a rockband

Long ago, I fucked a cellist.

dems predictably back away from SC-war crimes story.

Citation, bitch.


GravatarAnd if they've "accepted" any welfare at all, they can't vote for two years after they're off the dole.


What is the logic of that, did he say? So you don't have a voice in the government that makes laws that affect your life and that of your children and your community because you got public assistance?

That makes NO sense.


GravatarHave you seen that Yoplait-drink commercial in which the chocolate drink is poured in such a way as to create the impression of the shape of a vagina?

Did someone say "sex sells"?
masculine_monica_nyc


You been reading Wilson Brian Key again?


GravatarI was listening to Sam Seder replay his interview of that guy who started the Creationist museum, the one that show dioramas of European-looking cavemen wearing skins and hunting dinosaurs with spears, and all I could think was
Flinstones, meet the Flinstones
They're a moderstonic fa-mi-ly

TeeVee has truly ruined the minds of a generation.


GravatarIs dith stealing my name?

Awwwhhhh, that's teh cutiest!


GravatarChris Matthews was masterful tonight in disemboweling the Democrat Party. He left their balls on the railing and he did it with surgical precision. The swift boating of the Democrat Party for the Nov election has begun and they are once again helpless to do anything about it. Watch and learn how it's done.


GravatarA meaningful life is impossible with belief in God.


GravatarTo have two of everything, you know, would take a mighty big boat.

Tigers love manna. As do lions, wolves and platypi... Heck, practically every animal that didn't live in the Middle East was racing toward that ark for a 40 day MannaFest.

And man, you'd better not get in the way of those Polar bears - manna addicts, I tell ya!

That's God's graciousness... two of every animal and all the manna they could eat for 40 days. Then, it's 'so long, ark buddy! be sure and write, now!' as they left Camp Noah and headed home, all the while thanking God for killing every other living thing on Earth so they could take a 40 day Manna Cruise.

Plus, Noah had some funny sailing stories... and the skits? Oh, MAN, the skits!!


Gravatar"Nobody's lookin, flaggie ..."

On another matter: Mrs B hates Rita Cosby's voice.


GravatarWhat is the logic of that, did he say?

He hasn't said specifically that I've heard, but based on the rants I have heard, I'm assuming it's some sort of punishment for not being personally accountable.


GravatarMy gaydar went off BIG time when I saw Tim Doctor's picture.

Just sayin' ....


Gravatar500+ comments, so I searched for Gaza. Nada, nothing, zip. 'nuff said, I'm outta here.


GravatarStupid sexy Flanders! -mena

[Puts mena back on flirting list despite fine motor control issues]


Gravatar"80% of Walmart frequent shoppetrs voted for Bush
88% of those who never shop at Walmart voted for Kerry
Walmartian support for Bush has dropped to 35%....
Howard K Smith"

so that's why zogby asks that question.

from canvassing for kerry i learned that if you saw a suv in the drive, or a cement virgin mary, you could write off that house...


GravatarI thought Matthews was relatively lame and subdued tonight. Didn't see much evisceration.

red white and idiot lives on another planet.


GravatarLong ago, I fucked a cellist. -NTodd

... but she played you like a fiddle?


GravatarYou been reading Wilson Brian Key again?

Not lately. Probably, I should just go wake Betty from her restless slumber.


GravatarOn another matter: Mrs B hates Rita Cosby's voice.
HG Bergeron, enlawyere

Cancelled, ain't she?


GravatarTim Doctor's T-shirt:

"Know Guns, Know Peace"

OK that pretty much proves my theory that Libertarianism no longer exists; it's been taken over by crazy assed wingnuts who are just embarassed to be in the same party as the Bible Thumpers.


GravatarMy gaydar went off BIG time when I saw Tim Doctor's picture.


Mine, too. Though he says he's married.

And Mike, sometimes it's just best NOT to talk about Gaza around here.

There's nothing we can do about it at this point.


GravatarCancelled, ain't she?


Yep. Thank God.


Gravatar*flapping the old eyelashes at JeffCo*


GravatarThe swift boating of the Democrat Party

Thanks for confirming the evil lying hate-filled basis of your Party.


Gravatar"I thought Matthews was relatively lame and subdued tonight. Didn't see much evisceration."

Anybody else find Colbert's interview of the great blobbidy bleachbag unusually lame and subdued? WTF was with that little wrestling skit? I really wanted evisceration that night.


Gravatar500+ comments, so I searched for Gaza. Nada, nothing, zip. 'nuff said, I'm outta here.
Mike | 06.30.06 - 10:03 pm


speaking only for myself, i am desolate that i shall have to endure the last moments of this day, and the early night, without your kind and earnest attentions...
.


Gravatar500+ comments, so I searched for Gaza. Nada, nothing, zip. 'nuff said, I'm outta here.

Too bad you missed the Wolcott link. You should check it out.


GravatarSome of Tim Doctor's "philosophies":

Being an American is a state of mind, not a birth right.

There is no 1st Amendment without the 2nd Amendment to protect it.

Liberals and religious fundamentalists believe they have the moral right to force someone else to pay for their vision of society.

Liberalism is the Politics of the Weak in the American pecking order.

Poverty is a state of mind; wealth runs from it.


GravatarDemocrats want to reduce a meaningful life to the redistribution of money.
Money and materialism are not the basis for a meaningful life.


Gravatarbased on the rants I have heard, I'm assuming it's some sort of punishment for not being personally accountable.

Yeah, that's a real Libertarian principle ... NOT.


GravatarMy gaydar went off BIG time when I saw Tim Doctor's picture.



Mine screamed.


Gravatar"no. in the 21st century, every cellist needs a rockband

Long ago, I fucked a cellist."

really? they make such sad sounds...

don't think i've ever fucked a cellist, but dunno for sure as i didn't always ask...


GravatarSo many Latin scholars. Who knew?

Eschatonia est omnis divisa in partes tres.


Gravatar*flapping the old eyelashes at JeffCo*
mena


Mena, does that mean I get him after you've chewed him up and spit him out?



Remember what happened the last time?


GravatarPoverty is a state of mind; wealth runs from it.


May a thousand catastrophes visit themselves upon Tim Doctor's house. THEN let him tell us about how poverty is a "state of mind."


GravatarThe art, literature, and philosophy of the modern world has failed to provide a substitute for the judeo-christian religion.


GravatarMy gaydar went off BIG time when I saw Tim Doctor's picture.


Mine, too. Though he says he's married.

So was Oscar Wilde.

Reading through Mr Doctor's (heh, Mr Doctor) profound views on poverty, it's almost inevitable he calls himself a Xian.


GravatarMy gaydar went off BIG time when I saw Tim Doctor's picture.


Mine, too. Though he says he's married.

So was Oscar Wilde.

Reading through Mr Doctor's (heh, Mr Doctor) profound views on poverty, it's almost inevitable he calls himself a Xian.


GravatarMebbe we should axt 'mike' about herr doctor...

.


GravatarYowza - it's Eva Marie Saint night on TCM! May I direct you North By Northwest (just now starting)?


GravatarHey now there Vicki - absolutely nothing happened the last time. I think we're all probably safe.


GravatarMoney and materialism are not the basis for a meaningful life.

Vicki


Then why don't the rich Repukes want it redistributed?


Gravatarred white and blue also enjoys watching the disembowelment of cats by Bill Frist.


GravatarAnyone want to take a guess what Dell Computers is doing in my town? They got all sorts of great tax incentives to move here because they were gonna employ SO many people. Yeah, right, they employ people for 6-8 weeks and as soon as they rack up enough hours where they'd have to start paying benefits, they lay off that group of people and turn to another group.

Yeah, poverty is a state of mind. Sure.


Gravatarhere's another Shiprock, for camparison
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka...

hey thanx for the pretty landscapes.

not a big fan of landscapes, but those are sing'n.

off to see if there is any good tee bee.

don't talk to dith.

as trolls go he's not so bad, but really, what's the point?


GravatarHey now there Vicki - absolutely nothing happened the last time. I think we're all probably safe.





IIRC, that WAS the problem!


Gravatarthanks, jeffco!


GravatarVicki


Then why don't the rich Repukes want it redistributed?
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter


That wasn't me. But the fake me can answer it.


Gravatar*flapping the old eyelashes at JeffCo* -mena

Batting .500 is still pretty damn good.


GravatarOK that pretty much proves my theory that Libertarianism no longer exists; it's been taken over by crazy assed wingnuts who are just embarassed to be in the same party as the Bible Thumpers.

The only self-professed libertarian I know offline is obsessed with Murray's tired tale of replacing infrastructural programs with cash to poor people. The guy doesn't make excuses for the candyass king or the regime, but I think he's just not all that bright, really.

Course, kos is a libertarian democrat, ya know.


GravatarChris Matthews was masterful tonight in disemboweling the Democrat Party. He left their balls on the railing and he did it with surgical precision. The swift boating of the Democrat Party for the Nov election has begun and they are once again helpless to do anything about it. Watch and learn how it's done.
red white and tool




Trollie's hallucinating again, folks.


GravatarMena, does that mean I get him after you've chewed him up and spit him out?

flory and Marcia already worked me over this afternoon - it all started with an innocent back massage....


Gravatarred white and blue = lavender.

That's a sissy color.


GravatarWell, mena, take good care of JeffCo! I wanna go hang out on the couch for a bit and read cookbooks.


GravatarWell, looks like our new Moon rocket is named after the god of war.

I guess I shouldn't be mad, since NASA no longer knows how to build manned spaceships anyway, and this one probably won't get off the ground.


GravatarVicki


Then why don't the rich Repukes want it redistributed?
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter

That wasn't me. But the fake me can answer it.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore



Oh, I KNEW right away that wasn' t you.

YOU would NEVER say anything stupid like that.

Namestealers are pathetic.


Gravatar500+ comments, so I searched for Gaza. Nada, nothing, zip. 'nuff said, I'm outta here.
Mike


My goodness, don't we all just feel righteously chastized? I know I certainly do. Where'd I put that scourge...


GravatarBefore I go, though, I'll leave you with one motherfucking word:

GAZA! GAZA! GAZA! gaza!


Gravatarred white and blue also enjoys watching the disembowelment of cats by Bill Frist.
Hontlia McPhee


And the rape of dogs by Rick Santorum.


Gravatar"flory and Marcia already worked me over this afternoon - it all started with an innocent back massage...."

damn...that's as good a day as a guy can have...

i gotta find an employee so i can spend more time here...


GravatarIs RW&tool a parody troll? Methinks he is


GravatarWaterworld basically sucks, but that giant aluminium Hobie Cat is outragious


GravatarMy house is like Grand Central. I'll be back in a few minutes.


GravatarWatch and learn how it's done.

Oh, we have.

George Felix Allen, Junior: panty-waist.

BWHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!


Gravatar... but she played you like a fiddle?
JeffCO
speaking only for myself, i am desolate that i shall have to endure the last moments of this day, and the early night, without your kind and earnest attentions...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka...


GravatarOkay, now this is just disgusting.

The Republicans really intend to talk about Gitmo as a positive thing? They want to frame the Supreme Court's efforts to force the President and his minions to act like parties to the Constitution rather than thugs who are here to destroy the country as, and I'm quoting from the article,

"The president's fighting and killing terrorists and we think he has to be more gentle?" Stewart said. "The Democrats are making a gigantic mistake by going out and talking about what will be translated into English as the president is too tough on terrorists."

My God, if we let this go through, we really deserve to see the Constitution destroyed.


GravatarYou Liberal Elitists gonna torch some flags on Tuesday?


GravatarABC's 20/20 is focusing on Montclair NJ and Franklin TN. Which is weird because I grew up in Montclair and now live about 15 miles from Franklin.


GravatarIs RW&tool a parody troll?

Maybe. So I parody yell at him.


GravatarCourse, kos is a libertarian democrat, ya know.
masculine_monica_nyc


Yeah, but he's da Boss, so what can ya do? He's like Bloggo di tutti Bloggi, nodameen?


GravatarFrom Raw Story:
ISRAEL last night threatened to assassinate Palestinian Prime Minister Ismael Haniyeh if Hamas militants did not release a captured Israeli soldier unharmed.
The unprecedented warning was delivered to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas in a letter as Israel debated a deal offered by Hamas to free Corporal Gilad Shalit.

It came as Israeli military officials readied a second invasion force for a huge offensive into Gaza.


http://www.rawstory.com/showarti...-2703% 2C00.html


GravatarAre there better duelling accents than Cary Grant vs. James Mason?


GravatarYou Liberal Elitists gonna torch some flags on Tuesday?

Nah. I'm a gonna plop me some bar-b-q fatty meat on some murkan flag plates and wipe the grease off my sauce-splattered face with a murkan flag napkin. Bought em at Wal-Mart, along with my made in China murkan flag.


Gravatar Waterworld basically sucks, but that giant aluminium Hobie Cat is outragious

I think it's a pretty good movie, as far as reading the bones about where we humans are headed if we don't get our collective act together.

The Postman has some eerily prescient things to say, as well. I'm not a Kostner fanatic, in case you're wondering...


GravatarISRAEL last night threatened to assassinate Palestinian Prime Minister Ismael Haniyeh if Hamas militants did not release a captured Israeli soldier unharmed.

We have fucking three-year olds with supersonic jet fighters and high explosives.


Gravatar500+ comments, so I searched for Gaza. Nada, nothing, zip. 'nuff said, I'm outta here.
Mike



relax, it was probably somebody's birthday.


GravatarIt came as Israeli military officials readied a second invasion force for a huge offensive into Gaza.

http://www.rawstory.com/showarti...owarti...-2703% 2C00.html
Chris/TX - 10:17 pm


ohmert said recently that any Israeli was worth the lives of 10 palestinians...

fuck dat hearts 'n, minds shit, hunh?


GravatarLong ago, I fucked a cellist. -NTodd

... but she played you like a fiddle?


Like a trombone, actually.


GravatarBatting .500 is still pretty damn good.
JeffCO


But that'd be just one eye, right?


GravatarAtrios - nice video, thanks for the link. Enjoyed it over here.


GravatarI march in lockstep with Kos. Whatever you say Kos, I'll jump as higfh as you want Kos. Buttfuck red white and blue Kos? As you say Kos.


GravatarLike a trombone, actually.
NTodd


Oh, my.


GravatarYou Liberal Elitists gonna torch some flags on Tuesday?

They burn real purty if you douse 'em in chardonnay first.


GravatarButtfuck red white and tool, Kos?

Hontlia McPhee



Not unless he's had his shots.


GravatarBut that'd be just one eye, right?

Wink Martindale's got nothing on you!


Gravatar 500+ comments, so I searched for Gaza. Nada, nothing, zip. 'nuff said, I'm outta here.
Mike

relax, it was probably somebody's birthday.
gary in fl


Hey, here's an idea: START YOUR OWN FUCKING BLOGS. Then bite Hecate, blow Simels, and take a nap.


Gravatarnew ip, new harrasment, new fun

220.86.70.243


GravatarWoody,

Interesting comments by someone named Tony Judt here.


GravatarYou Liberal Elitists gonna torch some flags on Tuesday?



I like to use them for napkins.

Right after I eat some BBQed Xian babies.


GravatarThe Postman has some eerily prescient things to say, as well. I'm not a Kostner fanatic, in case you're wondering...

Oh, Kostner is great, it's that Costner feller that bothers me.


GravatarLike a trombone, actually.
NTodd

Oh, my.


It's all about the slide and the embouchure...


GravatarLike a trombone, actually. -NTodd

Not to blow your own horn.


Gravatarrelax, it was probably somebody's birthday.
gary in fl


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