HULK SMASH!!!
yes
maybe
Hey!! It worked. JP posts a Curly link and we get fresh threads....
New cloaca, biotch!
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I saw the best dims of my generation go mad over a man named Bush.
If it wasn't for Atrios, I would never hear any new bands.
flory: Hey!! It worked. JP posts a Curly link and we get fresh threads....
I knows my Eschaton. 
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Who do they think they are, Kansas?
Thank goodness for Keith Olbermann.
Kennedy, meanwhile, is preparing to up the ante on those he believes abetted the GOP's electoral theft. In July, the outspoken attorney plans to file "whistle-blower" lawsuits against two leading manufacturers of electronic voting machines. According to Kennedy, company insiders are prepared to testify that the firms knowingly made false claims when they sold their voting systems to the government -- misrepresenting the accuracy, reliability and security of machines that will be used by 72 million voters this November.
http://www.rollingstone.com/
news...ic_news_rssfeed
Dark horse coming up strong on the outside.
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Still, I'll pimp my cat up in heah!
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I've enjoyed 4 of the last 6 bands that Atrios has posted about. That's better than reviews in Rolling Stone, but not New Music Express.
How.
The Arcade Fire have an accordiniste!
How.
Why.
well, black clouds rolling in from the southwest...more rain and thunder.
wheee.
"This is a unique way to try and stop these vendors," Kennedy tells Rolling Stone. "In both cases, our whistle-blowers are familiar with security problems that were well known by the vendors but concealed from election officials during the bidding process. Because we're relying on 'inside' knowledge, it is a far more frightening prospect to the company than a traditional lawsuit might be. And if we prove our case, we will hit the corporations the only place they feel it: in their pocketbooks."
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re vote stealing -- in the old days, there was a fair fight; whoever sent the most pollworkers could steal the most votes
not so much with the paperless
Geez Louise, It is thundering here again.
never had reflexology. had reiki and rolfing though.
earl 'cliche' guevera - 8:10 pm
DO IT!
you won't ever regret it, brotha...
my next wife (next life, i reckon 
): a gymnast who's into reflexology...yowza!!!
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well, black clouds rolling in from the southwest...more rain and thunder.
wheee.
watertiger
Kee-rist. You folks are gonna be underwater without any ice sheets melting.....
The celo adds such a nice sound doesn't it?
Uh,cello
The Arcade Fire have an accordiniste!
Jay C.
Accordian players have jazz hands.
re vote stealing -- in the old days, there was a fair fight; whoever sent the most pollworkers could steal the most votes
when it was still a 'fair fight', we won...
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72 million voters will be using electronic voting booths in the next election? Shit. We'd have a better chance of winning lotto than having a Democratic Congress.
Thank God for that Kennedy kid. Bless him for making noise about something that seems to make even the strongest liberal columnist fall strangely silent.
cool!
dith:
Don't you have one of your imaginary rallies to attend?
Stop raining on res's birthday!
gwb:drf
Dims dont have good instincts in music.
Happy Birthday res!
tigre,
Do you have this pic of Fredo? (Scroll down).
The Arcade Fire have an accordiniste!
Jay C.
I think they have a french horn player, too.
And didn't Nirvana hava a cellist right before the brains hit the wall?
Boy, I tell ya' it's a good thing the Iraqi government speaks the language. They'll win for sure now.
footloose, Thanks.
Dims dont have good instincts in music.
Based on what, your love of Nugent and Toby Keith?
And didn't Nirvana hava a cellist right before the brains hit the wall?
Zap Rowsdower
On Unplugged in NY anyway- "The Man Who Sold the World," and maybe a few other ditties.
res,
yup!
and happy birthday again, girlie!
Kee-rist. You folks are gonna be underwater without any ice sheets melting..... -flory
Boulder's over a mile above sea level, so we're all in the club all the time. 300+ sunny days too. I could find a bigger place. Just sayin'.
Dims dont have good instincts in music.
dith
I don't like Nazi marching music.
OR Toby Keith.
My instincts are fine, thank you!
my next wife (next life, i reckon ): a gymnast who's into reflexology...yowza!!!
I would settle for a nymphomaniac that owned a liquor store.
Merci, tigre.
New York Times = Jews!
I wish everyone would just acknowledge that is what the "Heartland" believes. Anything and everything New York is Jewish.
I would settle for a nymphomaniac that owned a liquor store.
billy b
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She's got a really long line in front of her.
tigre,
Do you have this pic of Fredo? (Scroll down).
res ipsa loquitur
Condi needs to get him some Ex-Lax.
tigre,
On your blog, the Japanese PM is wearing Pony Blow's glasses!
The Arcade Fire have an accordiniste!
Jay C.
Best bumper sticker I ever saw:
I PLAY THE ACCORDION AND I VOTE!
She's got a really long line in front of her.
mena
my next wife (next life, i reckon ): a gymnast who's into reflexology...yowza!!!
I would settle for a nymphomaniac that owned a liquor store.
billy b | 06.30.06 - 8:20 pm
I'd settle for instant replay.
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Condo run... brb
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how come it's only Keller's head they're all gunning for? WaPo and WSJ published the same story.
Best cello plyer in LA (non-symphony): Susie Katayama. Plays on everyone's albums.
Best cello arranger in LA: David Campbell (Also known as Beck's dad).
in the early-mid '70s, a Santa Fe band i usta know pretty well, Family Lotus (Liza Gilkyson was lead vocalist), had guy who played amplified cello, through a wah-box...
fiddle player named bobby notkoff, was the stonedest musician i ever met...
jim bowie played banjo with peter rowan;
jerry ferris, baird banner, aaron stone, cellist's first name was hugh...i've lost the rest of his name....
there was Beaux Arts Ball held on the evening of a full lunar eclipse, on the patio around the La Fonda swimming pool about 1976 that was absolutely fucking legendary...
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All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.
BD
Dith, rosy redpalm and her five sisters are calling you.
New York Times = Jews!
Yup, I think it's time they get called on it. Because it's all one in the same liberal/jews/commies to the right-wing nuts.
After all, remember when David Brooks said criticism of the NeoCons was because we were all anti-semites?
how come it's only Keller's head they're all gunning for? WaPo and WSJ published the same story.
Because New York Times = Jews and we all know that the Jews killed Jesus.
Y'know, if buying the AbKing™ Pro is the best thing you've ever done in your life, you need to get out more.
"Heartland" = the 34%
And since I'm late to the game,
Ida Mae wishes you her best, res!
Dignitaries without Dignity
The there is Matson Jones and Damien Rice also big on the cellos.
I am equally fond of violins in rock bands ala The Frames, Dambuilders and Dirty Three. The last being less straight forward but heartbreakingly good.
and happy birthday again, girlie!
I must have misplaced the memo.
Happy Ass-Kicking Birthday Res!
Matt Pond: nothing that the Cure or Siouxsie and the Banshees, or Wire Train hasn't already covered.
the universal language is Elvis.
All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.
BD
dith
BD standing for BIG DICK Cheney
I wish everyone would just acknowledge that is what the "Heartland" believes. Anything and everything New York is Jewish.
Monica_A: Freedom Fry Fascist
Not sure the whole heartland believes this. But a certain segment of wingnut world certainly conflates the two.
Smoke!
New cloaca, biotch!
My ASSSSSS!
taste dont count as instinct
Res - sorry you're getting rain if you don't like it, but I'm picturing you tonight in front of a roaring fire in the marble fireplace of the city's swankiest hotel suite, surrounded by great vases of scented oriental lilies, a nice drink or two, nibbly things, and just for tonight, GC himself, with a rose between his teeth. Cheers!
Mr. Monica just caught this on Olberman:
Bush=Sitting President
Koizumi=World Leader
Jesus in a juice box!
the universal language is Elvis.
watertiger
Elvis and John Derbyshire would like to see some young girls wrestle in their underwear.
...today Bush was the Colonel.
You think Bush will puke on this guy?
Too much sushi?
Michael J Fox has no Elvis in him.
taste dont count as instinct
dith
all your taste is in your mouth
taste dont count as instinct
dith | 06.30.06 - 8:25 pm
in matters of absence of taste, you are irrebuttable, shitwhistle...
taste dont count as instinct
dith
You have neither.
Cheers!
mena
mena,
If only ...
But, thanks, doll.
Michael J Fox has no Elvis in him.
JeffCO
You either have Elvis in you, or Cap'n Morgan.
goldfrapp (electronic, female vocals, rock)
mia (all you need to know about rap besides kanye, outkast and de la soul. daughter of a non-tiger tamil separatist leader murdered by infighting, hearing her lyrics, which are refreshingly and shockingly free of submission to the bushevek cabal, will make you check your lamps for recording devices.)
ladytron (ditto)
lali puna (ditto, recommended here)
ryukyu underground (electronic, dub)
belle & sebastian (sort of like modern folk or reconstructions of 60s style, but branching into everything from spoken word to 80s dance pop)
nikka costa (funky jazzy rock, from the daughter of frank sinatra's orchestral leader)
rammstein (you either love them or hate them. albums are very consistent and normally get better every time, though rosenrot was the first that was sort of weak even from a fan's perspective; it still had triumphs like rosenrot and wo bist du.)
air (sort of the opposite of rammstein: instead of german hard rock, it's french jazz electronica.)
new order (why did no one tell us that new order rocked, and did so across decades?!)
indigo girls (without them, dykes would just be women who liked other women.)
matisyahu (jewist fundamentalist "reclaiming" reggae; fear cooties on girls' hands.)
collette (sort of a reconstruction of 80s dance pop, mentioned favorably by others on these threads.)
My husband has agreed to do the grocery shopping himself tonight. Ah bliss.
The trolls have been psychotic lately. Too many drugs, or not enough?
gwb:drf
Many happy returns to the many happy returnees. Are the celebrants getting drunk?
The rain smells great!
"Rush Hour 3: Graceland Calling"
aste dont count as instinct
dith
all your taste is in your mouth
billy b
Along with his knowledge of grammar and spelling.
Harry Chapin always had cellist, Big John Wallace.
(Slinks away to the old people's home)
The trolls have been psychotic lately. Too many drugs, or not enough?
It's the variety of drugs that matters in these cases, not the quantity.
(p)aste dont count as instinct
Anybody remember The Flock? Electric violins and all.
okay, those dittos go to goldfrapp, not later insertion mia. in other words lt and lp are electronic, female vocals and rock, not tamil terror. we screw everything up.
I gots instinct I gots gut I gots the key to long distance vision
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
mena!!!
hey
Did I hear right that MTV edited one of M.i.a.'s songs because it contained a pro-PLO lyric? And she couldn't get a visa? Free M.i.a!
Evening, freethinkers
TGIfinallyflippingF !!
The trolls have been psychotic lately. Too many drugs, or not enough?
dith has been licking those poisonous tree frogs from the Amazon.
red, white, and poo is just a stone dumbass.
I gots instinct I gots gut I gots the key to long distance vision
Is that a fucking Toby Keith lyric?
Oh, and I have a 4-day w/end. Wal-Mart couldn't beat that deal, I tell ya...
The trolls have been psychotic lately. Too many drugs, or not enough?
It's the variety of drugs that matters in these cases, not the quantity.
previously pre
airplane glue
surrounded by great vases of scented oriental lilies, a nice drink or two, nibbly things, and just for tonight, GC himself, with a rose between his teeth. Cheers!
mena
Where were you on my birfday?
It's the variety of drugs that matters in these cases, not the quantity.
previously pre - 8:27 pm
my pop, a fraternity man in the late '30s, told me: a gentleman is best known for the quality of his intoxicants and his generosity with them...
words to live by...
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in dust trees of hate they play tag team with leprosy idols
I gots instinct I gots gut I gots the key to long distance vision
I'm issuing a verbal warning- you're coming far too close to unleashing a Foreigner Lyrics Thread on the world.
Oh, shit. Now THAT was a bellyflop!
I gots instinct I gots gut I gots the key to long distance vision
Is that a fucking Toby Keith lyric?
Monica_A: Freedom Fry Fascist
More like one of Preznit Fuckwhistle's "speeches."
Did I hear right that MTV edited one of M.i.a.'s songs because it contained a pro-PLO lyric? And she couldn't get a visa? Free M.i.a!
Jay C.
Wouldn't put it past them.
Hey Woody! Is it time to get on the road yet? My feet are getting itchy. 
I'm issuing a verbal warning- you're coming far too close to unleashing a Foreigner Lyrics Thread on the world.
Jay C. | 06.30.06 - 8:30 pm |
It could be set off by anything, say, One Guitar...
Someone please tell Star Jones to STFU!
II gots instinct I gots gut I gots the key to long distance vision
Is that a fucking Toby Keith lyric?
No, it writes this ignorant shit becuase it has its testicles in its mouth and it's chewing on them.
Clouds the vision, among other things.
Hey Woody! Is it time to get on the road yet? My feet are getting itchy.
mena | 06.30.06 - 8:31 pm
let's ROOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...
Wouldn't put it past them.
Zap Rowsdower, Agoraphobe | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 8:31 pm |
It's true of MTV Europe; we're not sure she's gotten on domestic MTV at all, since she's not on any remarkably vapid reality shows.
Terry C, wasn't that what ABC said to the lady?
Monsoon City uptown, bitches!
The trolls have been psychotic lately. Too many drugs, or not enough?
It's the variety of drugs that matters in these cases, not the quantity.
previously pre
airplane glue
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter
Actually, it's because the drugs are wearing off that they are becoming violent. Terrible to come to with a sore butt, a wrecked house, and your credit cards maxxed to the hilt.
It could be set off by anything, say, One Guitar...
Slung way down low?
Hmm - things to do in Denver when you're fat- you may have noticed the radio station sponsoring it was KYGO, the redneck country station. From a recent article regarding the new Dixie Chicks album:
In Denver, KYGO program director Joel Burke also was bothered by the lyrics. KYGO tested the song, and while Burke said listeners reacted favorably, he isn't ready to add it to the playlist.
"The ticked-off factor is beginning to subside," Burke said. "There is an appetite that I'm beginning to see for the first time in nearly three years that people are interested in the Dixie Chicks again.
in dust trees of hate they play tag team with leprosy idols
dith | 06.30.06 - 8:30 pm
that's just fucking twaddle...
and yes, i'm an expert on twaddle...i taught english, journalism and education...
What the fuck is a "dim"?
And who the fuck would care what a "dith" says?
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It's true of MTV Europe; we're not sure she's gotten on domestic MTV at all, since she's not on any remarkably vapid reality shows.
ecco kei & yuri
Her songs on car commercials, on the other hand...
Hot Tuna, Papa John Creach.
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I thought Kos said that Atrios had to stay at home every single day and night and run this blog thing.
Depressed.
Where were you on my birfday?
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Everybody suffers while the school year's still dragging on. My sister's present still hasn't been sent - her's was the 8th. I could work up something belated ferya, I just got swept up in Res' charisma.
I gots instinct I gots gut I gots the key to long distance vision
He's got rhythm
He's got music
He posts bullshit
Who could ask for anything more?
Looks like dith is just running a bunch of words through the Bablefish translator a couple of times.
Papa John Creach.
I'm in trouble deep
Iiiiiii'm keepin my baby
Gonna keep my baby
New York Times = Jews!
Keith almost went there with Richard Wolf.
TGIfinallyflippingF !!
Afuckingmen, Rip.
How come I've seen ads for two seperate Rethugs running for state office in the last 10 minutes and not one single Democratic response?
Are Dem politicians not capable of learning?
i'm an expert on twaddle...i taught english, journalism and education...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka...
And then there's 6 years of Preznit Shitnozzle's "speeches."
All right.
A sultry seducer named Zapette is calling me to play board games with her now...
Later, folk!!
Our fair city
Click and Clack have ruined that expression for me. I can't think of any other place than Cambridge, Mass. when I hear it.
Part of the MIA/visa story from May:
Roger roger do you hear me over????
Terrible to come to with a sore butt, a wrecked house, and your credit cards maxxed to the hilt.
dith, is yo sphincter aflame?
I lives where infinity is bold. I lives where your moments are taken and whose lips are pain.
Barbara Walters was around long before anyone heard of Star Jones.
And right now - I wish I had NEVER heard of Star Jones.
Click and Clack have ruined that expression for me.
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Do you start laughing wheezily when you hear it?
I'm sorry, but who the hell is Star Jones and why should I care?
Considering MIA's lyrics, we're glad Bush didn't arrest her. She should propbably stay away until we're not a third world country any more.
Depressed.
What do you need, GWPDA, Stick in Mud?
And right now - I wish I had NEVER heard of Star Jones.
The new Star Jones looks like a cross between an alien and a housefly.
ay ay ay
Is Keith going to play this whole interview?
A sultry seducer named Zapette is calling me to play board games with her now...
I love Strip Monopoly.
What's with the 40 year old shit?
Shut the fuck up, you silly bint!
wat makes the japanese so graceful?
Do you start laughing wheezily when you hear it?
mena
I hear their wheezy laughing in my ears and then I remember this internal argument I had with them about covering your car with quilts.
Er, Star?
Can YOU say "b-e-a-r-d"?
How come I've seen ads for two seperate Rethugs running for state office in the last 10 minutes and not one single Democratic response?
In Iowa, it's basically 'Vote for Joe blow - he doesn't like taxes.'
WTF? That's your fucking message?!? 'Taxes are icky'?
I don't even watch TV anymore - it fucking insults me while it tries to suck my brains out. And I don't like that. How the fuck do these idiots have jobs? I ask you... how???
And I believe the miracle of techology allows U.S.-based producers, et al. travel to London to work with British artists. Amazing, yes.
HBK:
Star Jones?
This is an awesome comment from the MIA link:
Banned Bands
Posted by: quinnskylark on May 18, 2006 1:50 PM [Report this comment]
Back in the very early 90s, before the band Chumbawumba was a one-hit-wonder, they expressed strong anarchist/anticommercial beliefs. Believe it or not, their politics were so overt, that the U.S. govt denied them the opportunity to enter country as a band. So they came in as tourists, individually...and then toured the country borrowing other people's instruments and playing in strange and unusual venues. I saw two of their shows in L.A. And still remember them as one of the best bands I've ever seen.
I'm sorry, but who the hell is Star Jones and why should I care?
ellroon lambofascist | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 8:38 pm
token big, jolly black woman on a chick-flick tv show...baba wawa one of the others, meredith (sound familiar) viera? connie up-chung? i fergit...
I lives where infinity is bold. I lives where your moments are taken and whose lips are pain.
dith
Now, sure as the sun will cross the sky
This lie is over
Lost, like the tears that used to tide me over
wat makes the japanese so graceful?
Foot-binding and sake. I'd stick with the sake, though, if I were you...
"The Prime Minister and I have got a very friendly relationship. We've just had two hours of discussions. We talked about a lot of areas of mutual concern. I've reminded the Prime Minister -- the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship."
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/r...20060629-
3.html
AWOL.
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She's slearly been foist upon us by the nefarious Star Chamber.
Chumpawumba? Some deliciously rowdy song about the Queen...very rude.
Could . . . Star . . . draw . . . out . . . an . . . interview . . . any . . . more . . . by . . . speaking . . . so . . . slowly . . . and . . . with . . . so . . . much . . . unnecessary . . . words . . .?
Star Jones?
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WT - that is wicked mean and hysterical.
Every sentence Star Jones utters begins with "I."
She is SO fucking self-centered.
token big, jolly black woman on a chick-flick tv show...baba wawa one of the others, meredith (sound familiar) viera? connie up-chung? i fergit...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka...
Thanks. That's all I need to know.
According to dith the sun always shines on TV.
I love Strip Monopoly.
Is that the one where you deliberately build hotels on those seedy unseemly purple properties for implicative purposes?
dith got a hold of some ibogaine.
There was a CSI episode about ibogaine ANd an episode of "Going Native" on Discovery featuring ibogaine.
gwb:drf
erm . . . many . . . not . . . much . . .
asia
Chum(b)awumba? Some deliciously rowdy song about the Queen...very rude.
ellroon lambofascist - 8:42 pm
i REALLLY REALLLLLY Like Chumbawumba...
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mena,
all things being equal, it was HBK's imagery this a.m.
I just did the picture search.
Star Jones joins Clarence Thomas and Condileeeza Rice as proof that token conservative blacks are incredibly stupid, suffereing from dumb that would never be tolerated from liberal blacks.
Wise men say only fools rush in
to war.
Star Jones?
watertiger
yeah.
ugh.
This Elvis shit is freaking me out.
I always thought Big Dog sounded like Elvis.
Stop it Keith.
i REALLLY REALLLLLY Like Chumbawumba...
Didn't they do some kind of crossover album with Noam Chomsky?
I just got swept up in Res' charisma.
mena
Yeah. Understandable.
dith got a hold of some ibogaine.
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What the..? Please save me from googling it?
Banned Bands
Iirc, Lemmy was held up at the Canadian border for drugs, and Hawkwind went on without him.
Oops...
Interesting side note - Motorhead played on The Young Ones and Hawkwind is mentioned by Neil, as a 'progressive' band. The circle is complete...
Er, Star?
Can YOU say "b-e-a-r-d"?
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter
He's faaaabulous!
dith got a hold of some ibogaine.
Nahhh. Absinthe.
i REALLLY REALLLLLY Like Chumbawumba...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka... | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 8:43 pm |
Their music is all over the place, but all their liner notes are absolutely the best out of anyone who ever wrote line notes.
the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.
It learns!
DALEK'd!
I got no Star Jones jones.
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Star Jones joins Clarence Thomas and Condileeeza Rice as proof that token conservative blacks are incredibly stupid, suffereing from dumb that would never be tolerated from liberal blacks.
ecco kei & yuri
I DO like what Jones said a couple months ago.
She said Bush and Osama need to stop waving their dicks at each other, put 'em back in and zip up!
...it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.
Bush said this? Bush? Our wise and educated Supreme Excellency the Grand Poobah Leader of the Universe said this?
*groooooooaaaannnnn*
Can't we just lock him up in a closet somewhere?
Every sentence Star Jones utters begins with "I."
She is SO fucking self-centered.
I would like to note that almost all of my sentences also begin with 'I'...
Those cats look like they shouldn't be left alone. Lecherous little buggers.
I'm sorry, but who the hell is Star Jones and why should I care?
ellroon lambofascist
A soon-to-be infomercial *star*; and you shouldn't.
GWPDA, Stick in Mud
I remember as a very young child hearing my mom and her mother occasionally use the expression "stick in the mud".
And somehow I sort of figured out what it meant-- except I formed an indelible mental image of an actual stick, i.e. a dried and broken tree branch, lying in a mud puddle by the side of a road.
Years later I twigged that "stick" was a verb, but I can't dislodge the forlorn and abandoned muddy branch from my memory banks.
Er, Star?
Can YOU say "b-e-a-r-d"?
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter
He's faaaabulous!
Monica_A: Freedom Fry Fascist
i REALLLY REALLLLLY Like Chumbawumba...
I heard they got knocked down.
If Star had an evil twin, would her name be Star Cojones?
I would settle for a nymphomaniac that owned a liquor store.
billy b | 06.30.06 - 8:20 pm
A friend of mine married a self described bisexual nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store.
I like the part where Ms. Jones declares herself and the other cast members as "executives".
Say wha?
We heard they don't go to God's house any more.
i REALLLY REALLLLLY Like Chumbawumba...
I heard they got knocked down.
But got up again.
When he goes back to Japan so many people will be lining up to kick Koizumi's ass.
Starting with Jet Jaguar and Kenny.
..it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship.
This is what the 34% - the dregs of our country - find so marvelous, folks!
Ibogaine is an hallucenogen (sp?) that comes from the bark of an African tree. Apparently it causes you to relive life experiences. Some tribes use it as part of an initiation ceremony. Supposedly some people use it to help people detox.
I learned this stuff from Gil Grissom.
gwb:drf
If Star had an evil twin,
previously pre | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 8:46 pm |
Okay, stop right there and check yourself.
There's common law, federal law and man law. We need a law... Eschalaw!
When he goes back to Japan so many people will be lining up to kick Koizumi's ass.
Starting with Jet Jaguar and Kenny.
Attaturk
Godzilla!
Thanks Arabella. I am intrigued.
There's common law, federal law and man law. We need a law... Eschalaw!
I thought we were a benevolent dictatorship. Under Kos, and his Sauron figure Atrios?
I heard they got knocked down.
JeffCO | 06.30.06 - 8:46 pm
ummmm...little help?
i'm not sure how to interpret this
details
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Mr. Bush and his geisha paid homage to the most famous man to ever die on a toilet. And the father was the one puking?
Ibogaine is an hallucenogen (sp?) that comes from the bark of an African tree. Apparently it causes you to relive life experiences. Some tribes use it as part of an initiation ceremony. Supposedly some people use it to help people detox.
I learned this stuff from Gil Grissom.
CSI teaches us many things.
flory - Is it your b-day too? Happy Birthday!
gwb:drf
Saw cellist Dave Eggar backing up rock'n'roll singer Christiane Szabo, and he was awesome... much better than she, IMO.
Better than the Matt Pond, PA cellist too, but I really like Matt Pond, PA.
Cellists in rock bands are great. Love "Mysteries of Life," but they're probably defunct by now.
A friend of mine married a self described bisexual nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store.
They're always bisexual nymphomaniacs until you want to ask their sister over...
I would like to note that almost all of my sentences also begin with 'I'... -NTodd
Is that so? Interesting.
Starting with Jet Jaguar and Kenny.
Even Tibby's gonna get in on the action.
Example of Eschalaw; Michael Griffin is a dick willing to risk other people's lives to make Lil Boots look goood. Eschalaw?
details
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka..
I get knocked down!
But I get up again!
Nothing's ever going to keep me down!
He takes a whiskey drink!
He takes a lager drink!
He writes about guts and infinity and dims!
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times...
Arabella:
Nah. My birfday was a couple weeks ago.
But thanks!
Curly's really happy, now. He got mass attention in those few minutes I went back to the condo.
.
But got up again.
NTodd, Son of Gretchen | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 8:47 pm
ahhhhhh....the small light at the end of the tunnel around the corner gleams...
that's a really great song,...have y'all listened to the rest?
good stuff.///
I would like to note that almost all of my sentences also begin with 'I'... -NTodd
Is that so? Interesting.
Indeed. It is true. I wouldn't lie about such a thing, would I?
Forensic Files is a good information source too.
gwb:drf
I saw the best dims of my generation go mad over a man named Bush.
over Bush lol..I suppose that is meant to incite, a freeper prose goes..I thought it was bush's brain that we were mad over?
"Koizumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
- Gamera Full of Meat
Ibogaine is an hallucenogen (sp?) that comes from the bark of an African tree. Apparently it causes you to relive life experiences. Some tribes use it as part of an initiation ceremony. Supposedly some people use it to help people detox.
I learned this stuff from Gil Grissom.
CSI teaches us many things.
NTodd, Son of Gretchen
A friend of mine married a self described bisexual nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store.
They're always bisexual nymphomaniacs until you want to ask their sister over...
Ripley
You sound bitter...
would never be tolerated from liberal blacks.
The brothers and sisters what I grew up with would have taken an extremely dim view of the behavior of these peoples.
They would have been known as 'toms' or 'oreos'.
Saw cellist Dave Eggar
Who has the misfortune of being the guy everyone calls "the guy I mistook for Eggers and got irritated when I pulled my copy of AHWOSG and asked him to autograph it"
And they'd say A.H.W.O.S.G. instead of "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genuis".
I am here dims.
Example of Eschalaw; Michael Griffin is a dick willing to risk other people's lives to make Lil Boots look goood. Eschalaw?
Monica_A: Freedom Fry Fascist
"All who disagree with Issue X will be shot."
Re: Chumbawumba
ahhhh chuy!!
obtuseness is growing on me like a fuukin fungus...
Hasselhoff's drunk.
I would like to note that almost all of my sentences also begin with 'I'... -NTodd
Is that so? Interesting.
too many I's makes a monster =)
David Hasselhoff accidentally brutally cut his head off while shaving!
So if the shuttle has "never been safer" couldn't that mean it's always been unsafe and still is?
you used da word dim
Um, why was Hasselhoff bending over to shave?
[rhetorical question]
Insanity is everywhere.
geb:drf
I am here dims.
dith
Yes.
And...............?
Eddiiiiieeeee
really though try writing and never using it, that letter.
dith is here, dims!
You sound bitter...
No, just reminiscing...
carjacking!
Oh, I love you, Keith.
Um, why was Hasselhoff bending over to shave?
That was what Eddie Griffin was doing.
You sound bitter...
ellroon lambofascist
==
And persistent.
Um, why was Hasselhoff
Good question. We should call in an ontologist.
Eschalaw: Melanie Morgan is a douche!
Nitwits!
So if the shuttle has "never been safer" couldn't that mean it's always been unsafe and still is?
What would you expect from a vehicle conceived in the 60s, designed in the 70s, and built in the 80s? We're fucking lucky we haven't lost each Shuttle...
Indeed. It is true. I wouldn't lie about such a thing, would I? -NTodd
Inconceeeeeeeeeeeeeivable!
He's right that ED Hill and Brian Kilmeade are nitwits.
Ibogaine is an hallucenogen (sp?) that comes from the bark of an African tree. Apparently it causes you to relive life experiences. Some tribes use it as part of an initiation ceremony. Supposedly some people use it to help people detox.
I learned this stuff from Gil Grissom.
CSI teaches us many things.
NTodd, Son of Gretchen
The great pharmacology expert Doctor Hunter S. Thompson posited that Sen Edmund Muskie was partaking of the Ibogaine during the 1972 campaign season... that or secreations from monkey pineal glands, IIRC...
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Melanie Morgan ALMOST makes Manny Coulter and Michelle MaglaGagLaDingDong.
Office of Censorship?????????????
Please send these assholes to Iran!
Dith were you born a dim or a pug?
can you remember?
James Brown, the godfather of soul, is scheduled to play a gig in September at the Santa Fe Opera....
fuuukin AAAAA...i may hafta get tickets for that...
A friend of mine married a self described bisexual nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store.
That's even better. A three-way. Or I could just get a nice bottle of scotch and watch...
My ass is wet.
I left the windows down in the 'Stang.
.
Eschalaw: those who gaze into the Maw of Malkin are entitled to citizenship.
Melanie Morgan ALMOST makes Manny Coulter and Michelle MaglaGagLaDingDong look rational and sane.
really though try writing and never using it, that letter.
Ahhhh! He said The Word!
Only dith uses dims as a dumb description of Democrats.
He's right that ED Hill and Brian Kilmeade are nitwits.
Do we need to confirm this with Eschalaw? I think we can agree all Fox personalities (I use that term loosely) are nitwits.
Why is Hasselhoff so popular in Germany? Google him and you'll get hundreds of hits for German sites.
gwb:drf
Inconceeeeeeeeeeeeeivable!
IDIOT!
,i>We're fucking lucky we haven't lost each Shuttle...
NTodd, Son of Gretchen -8:54 pm
yet
Um, why was Hasselhoff bending over to shave?
You can shave your legs standing up straight?
Flexible girl, aintcha?
Dith were you born a dim or a pug?
can you remember?
][Pious Pete][
dithshit is most definitely NOT a cute little dog.
But he most definitely IS dim.
Dim-witted, that is.
Why is Hasselhoff so popular in Germany? Google him and you'll get hundreds of hits for German sites.
Fun gag in EuroTrip with him as the butt...
I waz born a Temelec.
Melanie Morgan is dumber than a...oh I better not say it.
Our friend Bokza Rox might be offended.
Eschalaw: those who gaze into the Maw of Malkin are entitled to citizenship.
Sorry! That's going to committee.
I heard they got knocked down. JeffCO | 06.30.06 - 8:46 pm
ummmm...little help? i'm not sure how to interpret this details
Well, they got up again - you're never gonna keep them down.
What would you expect from a vehicle conceived in the 60s, designed in the 70s, and built in the 80s?
A bus that can travel on water, just because that would be cooooool, except it sank when it hit its first iceburg because the contractors skimped on the materials.
DO NOT GAZE upon t3h Curly!
.
I waz born a Temelec.
dith
I bet you were cute, too.
I likes ya, dith. You mean no harm.
Ahhhh! He said The Word!
aye, but that word hath not crossed my lips but yet I did type aye..but thats not the word..=)
Shuttles we can do without, but the Hubble we gotta have. So, until we get something we can shoot up there to fix the Hubble, we gotta keep the shuttle.
Junk mail today- a dxirect mail campaign. Calls my Senator a "liar" in big underlined words for not passing the repeal of the death tax.
The usual third party swiftboating of a standing Senator.
Bet the Waltons funded it.
"The Free Enterprise Fund"
55512th street NW suite 770
Washington DC 20004
Full color double sided mail.
Consideration of a restraining order is under way. I've got better things to do than see those goons deliver mail here on taxpayer tit.(Delivered Postage PaidBC 92403
We're fucking lucky we haven't lost each Shuttle...
NTodd, Son of Gretchen -8:54 pm
yet
We won't lose the rest before the fleet is retired. Mebbe one more, but even with NASA's shitty culture, I'd bet we'll be cool until the replacement is deployed.
David Hasselhoff accidentally brutally cut his head off while shaving!
Gonna need a gifuckingnormous styptic pencil.
Well, they got up again - you're never gonna keep them down.
From what I understand, they had a cider drink and a whiskey drink.
Splosions!
You know that ED Hill used to be ED Tarbox on a broadcast station in Philadelphia.
I am so pissed off. Story in our paper today about how a local superintendent removed 2 books from the highschool reading list because 1 parent complained based on "swear words" she counted on Amazon.com!! She tried to get other parents involved, one of the moms interviewed said "after she called the first thing I did was buy the book. I don't believe in censorship." The head of the English department was not even consulted nor was the formal process for complaints followed. This fucknozzle of a superintendent who just started in May said "I think we need to review how these reading lists are established. Parents should have imput." The teacher said that she would quit before she would allow censorship based on Amazon to happen.
I hate these people! She needs to send her kids to the local xian school. She can decide what they read there.
David Hasselhoff accidentally brutally cut his head off while shaving!
so dave has got a huge sword for a razor
or a pencil neck that fell to bic. just terrible news either way.
Shuttles we can do without, but the Hubble we gotta have. So, until we get something we can shoot up there to fix the Hubble, we gotta keep the shuttle.
True dat. We've got time. That is, if'n Bush's wars don't *completely* fuck us over...
E.D. Hill and Brian Kilmae, Worst Persons in the World.
tho i really think Melanie deserved a tie.
The Office of Censorship...these people are serious you know.
Yikes! Fireworks at the golf club next door.
gwb:drf
Olbermann's narrative on the Juan Valdez transfer ceremony was so fantastic! He's just a master.
Vicki - so does the ED stand for erectile dysfunction?
Ahhhh! He said The Word! -NTodd
Say the word and you'll be free. Say the word and be like me.
token big, jolly black woman on a chick-flick tv show...baba wawa one of the others, meredith (sound familiar) viera? connie up-chung? i fergit...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka... - 8:41 pm
I've never been able to take BaBa WaWa, and I'm a little freaked out by her persistence in TV suspended animation, in which she grows gauzier and less distinct by the day-- but nevertheless endures in this half-life with no sign of cessation and release.
I understand that there are virtual cyberbeings like these View chatterers and pols like Zsa Zsa Biden and the high-perched gargoyles from Tweety on down who apparently physically thrive in a TV studio environment, and consequently strive to maximize their on-air time.
They are, or will become, wraiths.
I'd bet we'll be cool until the replacement is deployed.
NTodd, Son of Gretchen
And the replacement will be any better designed because.....?
Vicki - so does the ED stand for erectile dysfunction?
Not sure, mena.
Once having solidified his position as an actor, he attempted to cross over into the music industry and made his debut with the 1985 album Night Rocker while still working on the show. After two moderately successful albums, he recorded "Looking for Freedom" in the summer of 1989 and released just as the Berlin Wall came down.
In Germany, his song became an anthem of sorts at the time, and the album went gold and triple platinum, topping the charts for three months whilst the single managed a mere eight weeks. He was later announced as the best selling artist of 1989 in Germany even prompting the newspaper headline "Hasselhoff: not since the Beatles". Since then another six of his albums have gone platinum in Europe.
You can shave your legs standing up straight?
Methinks that's not what he was shaving.
I may have to break down and put the AC on shortly. I have thus far been able to resist.
BTW, Evian makes a most delightful spritzer to chase the heat off with.
IDIOT! -NTodd
I insist I'm innocent!
Yikes! Fireworks at the golf club next door.
gwb:drf
Arabella Trefoil
You sure it isn't just a cart running into the propane tank?
Ahhhh! He said The Word! -NTodd
Now I've said it! Arrrgh, I've said it again!
You can shave your legs standing up straight?
Methinks that's not what he was shaving.
One could wonder which direction he was bending, but I wouldn't recommend it.
The Office of Censorship...these people are serious you know.
charley |
They're fucking insane, too!
There is carrot cake. And cold beverages.
Methinks that's not what he was shaving.
watertiger
Ouch! That's some delicate shit down there.
Story in our paper today about how a local superintendent removed 2 books from the highschool reading list
ginger leigh
see, the mouthbreathers mandate.
You know that ED Hill used to be ED Tarbox on a broadcast station in Philadelphia.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
And he sucked then, too!
I thought you were supposed to wax down there instead of shaving.
gwb:drf
In 1994, David Hasselhoff was scheduled to perform a concert on pay-per-view from Atlantic City. It was supposed to help reignite his singing career in the United States. On the night of his concert, O.J. Simpson was involved in a police chase on the California highway. People who were watching the concert switched over to watch the news. Since then, Hasselhoff has not attempted another concert.
I've never been able to take BaBa WaWa
BaBa was coming to my wife's institution a few years back, and the public relations department asked my wife to handle it. She didn't want to fool with her, and handed it off to the person under her.
But the funny part, the girl went out and spent about a thousand bucks making herself look the best. When they ran the show, the only part of her that made the cut was her hand for about two seconds.
"Kennedy, meanwhile, is preparing to up the ante on those he believes abetted the GOP's electoral theft. In July, the outspoken attorney plans to file "whistle-blower" lawsuits against two leading manufacturers of electronic voting machines."
Sounds like a good idea, but it sure is coming awful late in the game.
Methinks that's not what he was shaving.
==
Now see, I'd have thought he'd have some to do t hat for him.
I likes ya, dith. You mean no harm.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Aww, does we gots us a new Ricky Valiant?
Hey Dith, how do you feel about Jenna? (Or was it not-Jenna?)
Methinks that's not what he was shaving.
then it was the bic shaver and yet another pencil
And the replacement will be any better designed because.....?
Because the design goals are more realistic (read: modest), for one. Technology has improved and there's more competition of ideas.
Story in our paper today about how a local superintendent removed 2 books from the highschool reading list
Possibilities?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, for scatographic insinuations
Where's Waldo, for inaccurate representation of history
Story in our paper today about how a local superintendent removed 2 books from the highschool reading list
Possibilities?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, for scatographic insinuations
Where's Waldo, for inaccurate representation of history
Jeffraham--too late. I gazed upon the Curly, and I was glad
Story in our paper today about how a local superintendent removed 2 books from the highschool reading list
ginger leigh
see, the mouthbreathers mandate.
charley
Publishers secretly like these efforts, I'm sure book sales shoot up because of moronic attempts to censor books.
That said, I made sure I read the censored Maurice Sendak's kids book to my children.
Methinks that's not what he was shaving.
watertiger
I wasn't going there. I wasn't.....
Keith put a little something special into the "declaration" tonight.
And if you didn't think so to hell with you!
Aww, does we gots us a new Ricky Valiant?
Hey Dith, how do you feel about Jenna? (Or was it not-Jenna?)
Jenna. Alas, I think I finally deleted the bookmark of his pervy Jenna lust site. It was a wonder to behold.
So I gave myself this iPod for my bday. It arrived today.
WHo wants to bet how long I am going to let it sit here before I deal with it?
How do I hate electronics? Let me count the ways ...
Buenas noches.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--too late. I gazed upon the Curly, and I was glad
Aha! My double-secret probation worked!
.
Do I dare turn on Hannity and Colmes to listen to Sean flog that WMD were found in Iraq meme?
I thought you were supposed to wax down there instead of shaving.
I thought ya chopped it off, and it grew back twice its original size. Didn't that happen in "In The Realm of the Senses"?
Or was it the Grinch?
but m. jackson had the hair removal procedure -- are you trying to save dave here was to poor to afford such procedure to remove unwanted hair and that is what resulted in the beheading of the one eyed trouser trout was but a manual mistake?
aint kharma great?
Wasn't it Toby who was embarrassingly in love with Jenna? Is dith Toby?
I thought you were supposed to wax down there instead of shaving.
Yes! Yes!
Not sleeping on a work night seems to have a deleterious effect the following evening...strange...
Ah well, gotta get ready for the American Exceptionalism Party back at the homestead.
Every rock band needs a cellist?
Rasputina, anyone?
They have two. Me likey.
Oh man - Eva Marie Saint is totally heating up the waterfront on TCM. MB was no slouch then either.
I stills cute.
Hey Jeffraham--mail call!
Because the design goals are more realistic (read: modest), for one. Technology has improved and there's more competition of ideas.
NTodd, Son of Gretchen
I hope you're right. But I can't believe 8 years of Fredo has been a net positive for the program. They've prolly outsourced the design work to Bechtel....
Wolcott: An Open Letter to Lee Siegel
"Not every mention of God in public is a breach to the wall of separation -- context matters. It is doubtful that children reciting the Pledge of Allegiance feel oppressed or brainwashed as a consequence of muttering the phrase 'under God.' I didn't."
Rick Santorum? ... or our new hero ... SuperTrue?
Comes to mind that ... (Rick) has been very vocal in expressing to the whole country, not only Pennsylvania citizens he's represented while doing the "groove" in Virginia as a permanent resident there, he wasnt afraid of privacy issues ,as, citizens of the united states do not need or deserve such "privacy accommodations" and offered as proof his reluctance (sick) to conceal his childs birthday, a birthday that never happened however as they just had a party for the fetus that was still born, although they knew this was imminent, they chose to continue to make a point. (the point is still left to those that could dream up one or understand the whacky world or Rick InSantorum ... I do not agree with Obama's interjection of his personal sentiments into the larger public discourse ... I was made uncomfortable by the "under god" phrase in the pledge. Wasnt apurpose believe me, I was only in about 2nd grade and had no idea what they meant or wanted me to believe.
Is dith Toby?
dith: dith is the Infinity of the universe.
I'm pretty sure that's what he said, anyway.
Wasn't it Toby who was embarrassingly in love with Jenna? Is dith Toby?
ellroon lambofascist
Ricky Valiant I think had a website devoted to her. Never saw it myself, but others talked about it.
Thenk yew! ye've been greet!!
Sorry, I'm watching the Simpsons.
Aww, does we gots us a new Ricky Valiant?
IIRC, his name was Ricky Vandal.
Books had the f word, f ing and yes the woman said "1 only had d-a-m-n once." I am sure her children have not heard those words before. That would be just before breakfast at my house!
They had books to choose from, too. One did have a rape scene, but they didn't have to check that book. One was written from the perspective of an autistic boy and apparently he swears.
Thenk yew! ye've been greet!!
Grinskeeper willie? No wait, the card says "Groundskeeper."
WHo wants to bet how long I am going to let it sit here before I deal with it?
Hee. My newest Palm sat in the box for a week before I finally braved the Palm technical support nightmare to get it set up.
IIRC, his name was Ricky Vandal.
NTodd, Son of Gretchen
YRC.
I hope you're right. But I can't believe 8 years of Fredo has been a net positive for the program. They've prolly outsourced the design work to Bechtel....
flory, Business Manager
They have secret super duper plans to arm the Shuttle with lazer rays and a huge mirror they're gonna shine into North Korea, and little gripper arms that they'll attack other satellites. We will own space!!! Muahahaha!
Thenk yew! ye've been greet!!
Sea Captain doing standup with the roll of toilet paper and the swordfish?
I stills cute.
Possible translation: I stopped a clock with a kitty on it.
You know we love you, dith. You just need to stick to saying strange things.
I'm watching the Simpsons.
I rented a few movies this afternoon:
"The Pentagon Papers," "A Very British Coup" and "The Opposite of Sex."
I like how dith floats down a boat in Deliverance Land with a bunch of dim-haters. That's what I loves about dithalicious.
Sallyh: Hey Jeffraham--mail call!
My mail is sadly empty. 
.
IIRC, his name was Ricky Vandal.
NTodd, Son of Gretchen
You are right. Sorry, all trolls look alike to me.
You ever notice how the golfers from North Edinburgh putt like this, but the golfers from South Edinburgh putt like THIS? Thank you, yae bin great!
Hee. My newest Palm sat in the box for a week before I finally braved the Palm technical support nightmare to get it set up. -flory
You should have called NTodd - he's all about palm support.
dith: dith is the Infinity of the universe
if dith were the infinite wisdom of the universal center, he would know that the gods don't play politics and they damn sure wouldn't claim to be a latter day republican or democrat
Yes, Ricky Vandal.
flory,
I am using a six-year-old Palm? People are always asking me why I don't get a new one. But this one works fine. It's a Vx.
NTodd,
If you come and set up my iPod I'll make you French Toast!
They have secret super duper plans to arm the Shuttle with lazer rays and a huge mirror they're gonna shine into North Korea, and little gripper arms that they'll attack other satellites. We will own space!!! Muahahaha!
ellroon lambofascist
am using a six-year-old Palm? People are always asking me why I don't get a new one. But this one works fine. It's a Vx.
Sweetie, I have neither a Palm or an iPod. I fear my head would explode if I had to learn how to use them.
Hee. My newest Palm sat in the box for a week before I finally braved the Palm technical support nightmare to get it set up. -flory
You should have called NTodd - he's all about palm support.
It's a bit more difficult with two dogs, but I still got game.
dith: dith is the Infinity of the universe
if dith were the infinite wisdom of the universal center, he would know that the gods don't play politics and they damn sure wouldn't claim to be a latter day republican or democrat
][Pious Pete][ | 06.30.06 - 9:11 pm | #
Or:
If dith is the Infinity of the universe, wisdom is finite.
QED
I'm watching The Sopranos Season Five.
gwb:drf
How do I hate electronics? Let me count the ways ...
I don't have a cell phone.
Res:
I was using a Palm V til the power button finally died on me.
I bought a LifeDrive, despite all the reviews telling me not to.
I still can't get it to access the web.
*sigh*
If you come and set up my iPod I'll make you French Toast!
I'm so there. I'll also bring syrup.
We will own space!!! Muahahaha!
It was Willie. Very good, Jay C.
Vicki--learning to use an iPod is utterly painless. I can't set anything up to save my life--I have a husband and grad students for that--but I could do my iPod without swearing once.
I don't have a cell phone.
Islamocommunist!
I hope you're right. But I can't believe 8 years of Fredo has been a net positive for the program. They've prolly outsourced the design work to Bechtel....
flory, Business Manager
Yeah, but if the tech support goes to India...
"...shhhhhhh...Calcutta, we have a problem...shhhhh..."
"Yes? My name is Ranjeer Silipudi, You may call me Sluggo? How may I help you?
Fuckin tags...
We will own space!!! Muahahaha!
Technically, one owns the space above their property to infinity. So, you could sue aliens for trespassing, if you were feeling cantankerous.
I don't think I'd risk it. Aliens can be prrrrretty crafty and generally have good lawyers.
'You damned aliens get off my galaxy!!'
If you come and set up my iPod I'll make you French Toast!
If I said you had a beautiful playlist would you hold it against me?
I'll also bring syrup.
Maple Surple? From Vermont?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Mmmmmmmmmmmm!
Can you come here and set up my....(trying to think of space age electronic gadget)...
I don't have a cell phone.
masculine_monica_nyc
Me either, sister!
Technically, one owns the space above their property to infinity.
Tell that to the airplanes that fly over my roof hourly.
If I said you had a beautiful playlist would you hold it against me?
I'd be a fool to do such a thing.
I don't have a cell phone.
masculine_monica_nyc
==
Soulmate! Do you realize how out of it we are?
Technically, one owns the space above their property to infinity. So, you could sue aliens for trespassing, if you were feeling cantankerous.
I don't think I'd risk it. Aliens can be prrrrretty crafty and generally have good lawyers.
And "layzers".
ED is kinda hot, another blond bimbo repuke.
melanie and starr on the other hand.
keith must have played that clip of starr getting hit in the face with a football 10 times.
in similar news i downloaded michelle's hotair youtube of the lamont ad. i just kept replaying the part where she says "nutroots". ok, i'm easily amused, but it was amusing.
flory,
shawk was telling me that this iPod might take care of some Palm functions (calendar and contacts). If so, I might finally get rid of the Palm.
"Yes? My name is Ranjeer Silipudi, You may call me Sluggo? How may I help you?
Last time I called tech support I got a kid named Luka who kept telling me he lived on the second floor, upstairs from me. Sounded depressed, poor kid.
I do own a cell phone...converted it to my home number, in fact.
And hey, if you want to call me, bdg was gracious enough to post all my vital stats earlier today.
/snark off
If I said you had a beautiful playlist would you hold it against me?
Might as well be direct.
"Nice you-pod. May I upload?"
Can you come here and set up my....(trying to think of space age electronic gadget)...
Interocitor?
Jeffraham--try again, babe?
Can you come here and set up my....(trying to think of space age electronic gadget)...
I am handy with many...devices.
I like how dith floats down a boat in Deliverance Land with a bunch of dim-haters. That's what I loves about dithalicious.
I like how assholes and idiots pay attention to dith and never woner about the discourse that made thisblog possible
I like that Koozuumee character. And dims, just for ya, Im sure ya noticed, he sang 'wise men say, only fools rush in'...i think he singed that for you right at Bush.
Me either, sister!
Soulmate! Do you realize how out of it we are?
We can be Islamocommunists together!
We will own space!!! Muahahaha! - Ripley
We want the airwaves.
Discourse is constipation.
shawk was telling me that this iPod might take care of some Palm functions (calendar and contacts). If so, I might finally get rid of the Palm.
Shawk is correct.
I haven't used my Palm (as opposed to my palm) in almost 3 years.
We want the airwaves.
JeffCO
Not over my house you don't!
Last time I called tech support I got a kid named Luka who kept telling me he lived on the second floor, upstairs from me. Sounded depressed, poor kid.
==
You made me choke on cold taco meat!
Sallyh: Jeffraham--try again, babe?
Could be a glitch, but no, not thusfar...
.
I don't have a cell phone.
masculine_monica_nyc
When pagers camne out, I hated 'em. When I got a cell, my buding Luddism v anished overnight. I love it, if for no other reason that that if my car breaks down in East Bumfuck Iowa, I am not, as we say, well and truly fucked.
Of course, Triple-A helps, too...
*cursing her own aptitude for electronic gadgets*
Discourse is constipation.
And kneecapping your ass is ExLax.
I don't have a cell phone.
masculine_monica_nyc
==
Soulmate! Do you realize how out of it we are?
mena | 06.30.06 - 9:16 pm | #
I also don't have one. There only good for emergencies, IMO. I can't tell you how many peaceful moments were interrupted by someone sitting next to me, then they receive a call. There voice suddenly gets loud and my peace is broken.
You made me choke on cold taco meat!
I don't think that means what you think it means.
dith, you're a ditz.
Cool band.
Last time I called tech support I got a kid named Luka who kept telling me he lived on the second floor, upstairs from me. Sounded depressed, poor kid.
Probably left of center, off of the field, poor kid...
Cellphones for our family is one of the best investments we've made.
*cursing her own aptitude for electronic gadgets*
Can't you fake inaptitude? I could bring my toolbelt...
res:
The problem is -- there's no interoperability between Palm and anybody else's OS. So all that info you have enetered in your contacts? You get to re-enter it. Also you lose all your historical calendar info....
Dith Rocks! Me Like A Hurricane.
*cursing her own aptitude for electronic gadgets*
Can't you fake inaptitude?
There's a joke in this somewhere, and it hinges on the word "synchronicity".
I like how assholes and idiots pay attention to dith and never woner about the discourse that made thisblog possible.
And then seeing the coulter republican ratings, faux news drop, while progressive ones rise.......ya think maybe you might be gettting thru?
nonsya know me
The problem is -- there's no interoperability between Palm and anybody else's OS. So all that info you have enetered in your contacts? You get to re-enter it. Also you lose all your historical calendar info....
Bet there's some shareware out there to help convert...
Good night, moonbats.
Sweet dreams.
gwb:drf
Kid- this ain't your night.
You was my brother Charlie, you shoulda looked for me a little bit.
And hey, if you want to call me, bdg was gracious enough to post all my vital stats earlier today.
==
Really? Damn it. Is this the guy NTodd wants to hunt down and is that the one I saw today making vile posts about Todd's mother? Damn, if these creeps can't recognize any boundaries, then maybe he's right.
Monica - fuck the Man!
Can't you fake inaptitude? I could bring my toolbelt...
*twirls hair*
I'm just a girl!
I love it, if for no other reason that that if my car breaks down in East Bumfuck Iowa, I am not, as we say, well and truly fucked.
You could just knock on my door and I'd probably help. God help you if you break down in West Bumfuck, though. You're on your own, then, pally...
To all of those whose peace I have broken, I assure you I've only shrieked into my cell in the grocery store when my mother-in-law had her tv turned up, her phone turned down, and she was trying to talk into the remote.
Jon our organization: Luddite Software Engineers In Favor Of a 14th Century Technological Environment.
fuck cellphones anyway...
I haven't used my Palm (as opposed to my palm) in almost 3 years.
Commonly known as "lie"
I don't think that means what you think it means. -watertiger
Now *I'm* tickled pink.
And kneecapping your ass is ExLax.
What does that mean?
Never question Bruce Dickenson!!
"a lazily defiant casualness."
trust me on this:
few hats reek of casual defiance more than a really sweat-sodden panama...
.
Really? Damn it. Is this the guy NTodd wants to hunt down and is that the one I saw today making vile posts about Todd's mother? Damn, if these creeps can't recognize any boundaries, then maybe he's right.
One and the same. He's done this to me before here at least two other times that I can recall (when I was on-line). Atrios always deletes it as soon as he sees it.
How do I hate electronics? Let me count the ways ...
I don't have a cell phone.
masculine_monica_nyc
i only hate digital cameras. i do have a cell. pay as you go. 100 dollars plus saved up on it.
ricky vandal, victim of the secret service? now secretly interned in east bumfuck europe, forever? could be true.
Trolls shouldn't be fed unless it's poison.
Is this the guy NTodd wants to hunt down and is that the one I saw today making vile posts about Todd's mother?
The same. His mother will miss him.
*twirls hair*
I'm just a girl!
Oooh, that IS a screwdriver in my pocket AND I'm happy to see you!
Bet there's some shareware out there to help convert...
NTodd, Son of Gretchen
Any that I found had all kindsa caveats attached. You needed to be a lot geekier than me to make it work.
And I looked -- I really, really didn't want to get another Palm.
There is no worse tech support on the planet.
I also don't have one.
Comrade!
I haven't used my Palm (as opposed to my palm) in almost 3 years.
Commonly known as "lie"
No, really, I was serious. My Palm lies idle. Rosie de Palma, on the other hand...
Bet there's some shareware out there to help convert...
NTodd
Now if you dealt with that, too, I'd throw in a rack of bacon.
Irksome? Clapton's slow version of Laila (sp?) being labelled "smooth jazz"
Outrageous?
Total disregard of the Geneva Conventions.
Probably left of center, off of the field, poor kid... -Ripley
Eventually he passed me on to Marlene, but she was kinda vega.
nonsya know me
dith | 06.30.06 - 9:21 pm
nor wanna, fucknozzle...
i mean, why'danybody give a flyin fuck?
Rosie de Palma, on the other hand...
Which hand?
I only approve of the name Palm Pilot because I am not an evangelical and rereferences to solitary sexual activity don't bother me...
I don't think that means what you think it means.
==
Will you splain it for me then please?
We want the airwaves. JeffCO
Not over my house you don't! -ellroon
No more bitching and Ramoning I guess.
Eventually he passed me on to Marlene, but she was kinda vega.
That's one, two, three Marlenas I've seen today... huh!
Now if you dealt with that, too, I'd throw in a rack of bacon.
[passes out]
Which hand?
Actually, I'm ambidextrous. However, for myself I prefer the right--for my...friends, I prefer the left.
Question for the ages:
Will Star Jones evaporate into the universe, never to be seen again?
(oh please oh please oh please....)
Question for the ages:
Will Star Jones evaporate into the universe, never to be seen again?
(oh please oh please oh please....)
I don't have a cell phone.
masculine_monica_nyc
Me either, sister!
res ipsa loquitur | 06.30.06 - 9:15 pm
Me neither. Nor a car. I'm soooo going to Gitmo.
Which hand?
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
He's ambidicksterous....
Dont support Lamont dims. And if you do, at least refrain as much as posse-ible from out and outright giddy delusion.
Hey, has anyone listened to Cassandra Wilson's recording of "Red River Valley"?
I find the opening heart-stopping.
We got another neighbor to sign up for Vonage today.
My brother in Woburn, MA, is also going with Vonage.
Woburn is the first city in MA that has a fiber-optic system, so the residents actually have a choice of cable providers.
They're prolly also being tracked to within an inch of their lives.
Will Star Jones evaporate into the universe, never to be seen again?
Infomercials.
Just don't watch late nite teebee....
Never question Bruce Dickenson!!
==
Hey, he puts on his pants just like you do, one leg at a time.
OK, so who the fuck's Ricky Valiant? The rassles? WWF? Maybe local Houston. I haven't watched pro Rassling since the '80s, but I think that's it.
Infomercials.
Just don't watch late nite teebee....
With celebrity endorsement by Star Jones for Cortislim.
Dont support Lamont dims. And if you do, at least refrain as much as posse-ible from out and outright giddy delusion.
Can we engage in some giddy glee? It's quite the rush, y'know...
We have had full on perfect weather lately! PERFECT!
Mena! I forgot to tell you - I bumped into the art prof at the zoo today.
It was weird!
That's one, two, three Marlenas I've seen today... huh!
That is so off the wall!
fuck the Man
And his cell phone and roaming charges, mena!
I don't really hate cell phones, and I'm happy that my elderly mother carries one. But I don't need one.
My brother in Woburn, MA, is also going with Vonage.
I taught for Sprint in Woburn a few years back. Embarrassing: I tried to demonstrate how their corporate proxy blocked porn, 'cept the rules changed and Playboy came through just fine.
Dont support Lamont dims.
You forgot the comma, dithy.
Why is Lieberman a better choice?
You do not know.
Star Jones is made of star dust.
They're prolly also being tracked to within an inch of their lives.
Well, as long as they're hunted for meat and not trophies, I guess it's not so bad.
Wait... what??
You forgot the comma, dithy.
Lamont doesnt have 'it', in fact, he doesnt have 'it' to such and xtant that he pushes the 'it' away from what he associates with.
Now if you dealt with that, too, I'd throw in a rack of bacon.
If I said you had a nice rack....
I'll come in again.
Will Star Jones evaporate into the universe, never to be seen again?
(oh please oh please oh please....)
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore - 9:28 pm
that'd need SOME black hole...
.
Embarrassing: I tried to demonstrate how their corporate proxy blocked porn, 'cept the rules changed and Playboy came through just fine.
But just the articles, right?
Dont support Lamont dims. And if you do, at least refrain as much as posse-ible from out and outright giddy delusion.
Can we engage in some giddy glee? It's quite the rush, y'know...
Ripley
How about irrational exuberance? Is that ok now?
How mena is picturing me tonight:
...in front of a roaring fire in the marble fireplace of the city's swankiest hotel suite, surrounded by great vases of scented oriental lilies, a nice drink or two, nibbly things, and just for tonight, GC himself, with a rose between his teeth.
What I am actually doing:
...in front of my beebee, in the dark of my apartment, laptop balanced on one thigh, takeout container of cold noodles with sesame sauce balanced on the other, posting to Eschaton.
He's ambidicksterous....
==
Well, why not? I can't imagine there's that much fine motor skill involved.
Will Star Jones evaporate into the universe, never to be seen again?
Nah. Court TV, or some other cable outlet. She's been on teevee too long to evaporate; it'll be a slow burn.
Embarrassing: I tried to demonstrate how their corporate proxy blocked porn, 'cept the rules changed and Playboy came through just fine.
But just the articles, right?
No, their articles of clothing were missing, though I suspect not blocked by the proxy...
Lamont doesnt have 'it', in fact, he doesnt have 'it' to such and xtant that he pushes the 'it' away from what he associates with.
I perceive that he's sipping something oddly hallucinogenic.
Embarrassing: I tried to demonstrate how their corporate proxy blocked porn, 'cept the rules changed and Playboy came through just fine.
That must have been a close shave.
there some things I know dims, some things you may not be privy 2 due to different life backgrounds, but this I know, Lamont plain dont translate well
'cept the rules changed and Playboy came through just fine.
Sex sells. What does that have to do with Vonage?
It's Verizon that's going to provide cable.
I have been issued both a cell phone and a Blackberry by my bosses.
I never turn either on.
I can't imagine there's that much fine motor skill involved.
You have no idea...
I can't imagine there's that much fine motor skill involved. -mena
[crossing mena off the flirting list]
Embarrassing: I tried to demonstrate how their corporate proxy blocked porn, 'cept the rules changed and Playboy came through just fine.
I'm sure you got everyone's attention and the back row woke up.
Nah, it was Jimmy Valiant, WWF...
ya think maybe you might be gettting thru?
][Pious Pete]
maybe, slim chance, and i was hearing that before the 2004, and we know how that turned out.
there is the propaganda, and then the rigged system. up hill battle for sure. Sisyphus and all that rot.
i will say extremists on the left are not nearly as odious as the extremist on the right, nor as visible.
but this I know, Lamont plain dont translate well
Lieberman isn't even trying.
dith, I translate you to others. Would you like me to translate Lamont to you?
There was a Prince Valiant 50s comic strip..
Random iTunes/CD/radio check!!!!!
Johnny Rivers - Poor Side of Town
Go!
he doesnt have 'it' to such and xtant that he pushes the 'it' away from what he associates with
Let "it" = Joe. ShortRide. Mentum.
Star Jones is going to wind up hosting some Rikki-Lake-type show. Her gay husband will occasionally co-host, particularly when he tires of playing with Star's vast colleciton of feather boas.
Catching up on The Daily Show. That thing with Levin on Fox rocked. More like that please.
You have no idea...
[crossing mena off the flirting list]
==
I was waiting here!
I'm going to bed. I can't take the crap of the world anymore.
There aint much to translate, just noises and sounds, no language.
Sex sells. What does that have to do with Vonage?
IP over everything.
IP over everything. -NTodd
NTodd = R Kelly???
what's a posse-ible?
I just saw that Mark Dayton voted to amend the Constitution because one person burned a flag in 2002. Is he planning to run for governor or something, or is he just a complete and utter moroon?
i will say extremists on the left are not nearly as odious as the extremist on the right, nor as visible
nor as numerous
Random iTunes/CD/radio check!!!!!
Robert Johnson — Come on in My Kitchen
IP over everything.
Explain, please.
Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other.
w. faulkner
Oh, I do love Gavin M. at Sadly, No!.
dith is just another faulk-up.
i mean, why'danybody give a flyin fuck?
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka...
Where our beloved TrOoLz are concerned, many a flying fuck is given for reasons quite unknown.
I'm going to bed. I can't take the crap of the world anymore.
Eminently sensible. Rest well.
Oh, I do love Gavin M. at Sadly, No!. -watertiger
Wouldn't she floss *after* eating the baby panda?
IP over everything.
Explain, please.
Not much to explain.
The Woburn connection was simply that I'd taught there for a customer, and had a rather red-faced experience.
IP, the Internet Protocol, is designed to run over any type of "Layer 2" technology (cable modem, DSL, satellite, dialup, etc), and the mid-90s joke was "IP [say it!] over everything".
I think I'll just have another beer.
"Thank God for that Kennedy kid."
Thank God for all those Kennedy kids!
Comment from wt's link at Sadly, No:
Sadly, when eating a panda she looks less crazy.
Heehee!
Love, if you will. Because it can't last. There is no place for it in the world today, not even in Utah. We have eliminated it. It took us a long time, but man is resourceful and limitless in inventing too, and so we have got rid of love as last just as we have got rid of Christ. We have radio in the place of God's voice and instead of having to save emotional currency for months and years to deserve one chance to spend it all for love we can spread it thin into coppers and titillate ourselves at any newsstand, two to the block like sticks of chewing gum or chocolate from the automatic machines. If Jesus returned today we would have to crucify him quick in our own defense, to justify and preserve the civilization we have worked and suffered and died shrieking and cursing in rage and impotence and terror for two thousand years to create and perfect in man's own image; if Venus returned she would be a soiled man in a subway lavatory with a palm full of French post-cards--
w. faulkner
Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other.
In an imperfect world.
http://www.ambiguouscity.com/
lan...peedrecord.html
If you like a cello with your rock band, check out Landspeedrecord from Baltimore.
think of it dims we take blake's sunflower, or faulkner's wild palms, and crush them up into biodiesel to power our mechanical engines think of fields of it being raised to run engines
Happy birthday to res, Holden and RMJ.
In an imperfect world
When I was younger I had wanted to live in a pluperfect world.
Dignitaries without Dignity
Attaturk
aries?
Negroes Are Out To Get You!
Who leaked the motherfuckin' plan?
When I was younger I had wanted to live in a pluperfect world.
I live in a past future perfect world. With a twist of lemon.
is he just a complete and utter moroon?
DemByDefault | 06.30.06 - 9:39 pm
they're called "Clinton Dems": sold-out, traingulatin' motherfuckers...
republicans support the troops:
War bill getting paid while lights go out at Army posts
FORT SAM HOUSTON, Texas — While billions of military dollars are being spent on the war in Iraq, some Army posts back home can’t afford to pay the electricity bill or cut the grass.
...
But Col. Wendy Martinson, Fort Sam’s garrison commander, still lies awake at night worrying about what services she can afford to lose and what services she can’t — but will have to cut anyway.
“Every time something goes away it impacts a person ... a soldier or their family or one of our civilians,” said Martinson, whose post has 27,300 military and civilian workers. “I’m charged with taking care of them, not taking things away from them.”
http://www.armytimes.com/story.p...925-
1921938.php
Army short $5 billion for reset
Last winter, the Army said it needed $13.5 billion in emergency funding to repair Humvees, helicopters, trucks, tanks and other equipment during 2006. But when President George W. Bush sent his request for $92.2 billion in emergency funding to Congress, it included only $8.6 billion in “reset” funding for the Army.
http://www.armytimes.com/story.p...925-
1921860.php
The "troops" being the wealthest 1%.
Negroes Are Out To Get You!
==
It thought it was the Gays...
Monica!
Don't put another dime in the dithbox, I don't wanna hear that song no more.
In an imperfect world
When I was younger I had wanted to live in a pluperfect world.
JeffCO
Conservatives would like to live in a Past Perfect world.
If you like a cello with your rock band, check out Landspeedrecord from Baltimore.
I like a little accordion with my rock band.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I...related&
search=
Just because.
I gotta run; 's'been fun.
♥
I think I'll just have another beer.
Okay.
My bro did get his cable bill reduced, however, because the provider is no longer a monopoly.
When I was younger I had wanted to live in a pluperfect world.
That's awfully subjunctive.
Conservatives would like to live in a Past Perfect world.
Backward they cry from the rear, and the front ranks die.
is he just a complete and utter moroon?
DemByDefault | 06.30.06 - 9:39 pm
they're called "Clinton Dems": sold-out, traingulatin' motherfuckers...
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka.
But he's not running again, that's why I find him particularly confusing. Feinstein, Salazar, Lincoln I get. I am surprised JoMo didn't snuggle up to Bill Frist and Orrin Hatch on this.
That's awfully subjunctive.
Would that it were so.
maybe he mistook it for a suppository.
Conservatives would like to live in a Past Perfect world.
Howard K Smith
Past subjunctive....?
When I was younger I had wanted to live in a pluperfect world.
JeffCO
for it to have been pluperfect, you would have had to have wanted to have lived there...
Conservatives would like to live in a Past Perfect world.
There is no perfect world and the fundies are never going to have it.
This isn't about utopia.
It's about money.
Always has been, always will be.
Sex is involved.
Negroes Are Out To Get You!
==
It thought it was the Gays...
Monica!
I know, mena! It's fuckin' impossible to keep secrets secret on the internets.
Feckin' leakers, man.
That's awfully subjunctive. -watertiger
I was carried away by my ablative workout.
think of it dims we take blake's sunflower, or faulkner's wild palms, and crush them up into biodiesel to power our mechanical engines think of fields of it being raised to run engines
I'll assume you have no problem with cutting down trees in the rainforests, though, right?
Dumping chemicals into streams because it's cheap and easy? Filleting the mountain tops over and over for various ores? Thousand yard nets to get you some cheap tilapia for a cozy dinner with friends? Letting Exxon slide on the clean up bill for their Alaska disaster because the stock price might falter a bit?
Tell us more of your morally superior world...
If you like a cello with your rock band, check out Landspeedrecord from Baltimore.
Blue Jays! There, I said it...
Scary poll:
What do you think about the story of Noah's Ark?
It's fact -- 69%
It's fiction -- 31%
Total Votes: 437,404
Do you think the object that this team found is Noah's Ark?
No--52%
Yes--48%
Total Votes: 400,948
Robert Johnson — Come on in My Kitchen
masculine_monica_nyc
yeah baby.
sorry, when i discovered that he was the genesis of rock and roll...
kind of interesting listening to this myth of a man, recorded only once, dead at the age of 26(?), poisoned in some love triangle, the spark of a musical generation that people are talking about bein' in their ipod shuffle. hey, the ipod shuffle... down by the crossroads, surely it's been done.
for it to have been pluperfect, you would have had to have wanted to have lived there...
Well even then I had known that such a world could never have had existed.
Shit, Haloscan ate my post. What I am proposing is a new (actually old) way of financing this idiotic war. From now on, the chimp has to be able to sell "I-Bonds" to the people like the sale of war bonds to the people during WW I and WW II. If you support the chimp and his stupid war, buy the bonds, otherwise don't.
What do you think about the story of Noah's Ark?
It's fact -- 69%
It's fiction -- 31%
Total Votes: 437,404
The scariest thing about Barack Lieberman's speech on religion was that more people believin in angels than in evolution. Scary because:
1) That's depressing.
2) Obama seemed to be implying "we" need to bring these people into the Big Tent. Kinda makes me want to bring back the literacy test...
Scary poll:
An online AOL poll? I'm not going to lose any sleep.
If you support the chimp and his stupid war, buy the bonds, otherwise don't.
Is that the future past post imperfect tense?
Monica - you and your uberfabulous brigades aren't going to have to kill us all now, I hope.
There is no perfect world and the fundies are never going to have it.
You'll sing a different tune after the Rapture...
In fact, all of us left will. I don't know the tune, but the words will sounbd like "Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, we're free at last!"
Scary poll:
If it's not regarding vaginas, I'm not biting.
think of it dims we take blake's sunflower, or faulkner's wild palms, and crush them up into biodiesel to power our mechanical engines think of fields of it being raised to run engines
dith
blakes sunflowers give blood not for biodiesel
I was carried away by my ablative workout.
JeffCO
Better that than the genitive.
I'd rather Blake's comets, dith.
You'll sing a different tune after the Rapture...
In fact, all of us left will. I don't know the tune, but the words will sounbd like "Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, we're free at last!"
Actually, I'm gonna sing...well, I dunno, the theme from old Mustang ads, I guess. I've got dibs on Charlie's car...
Palestinian terrorists demand an end to Israeli assault.
http://www.pennlive.com/
newsflas...t=international
Kinda makes me want to bring back the literacy test...
Nah. Nothing makes me want to bring back literacy tests.
you and your uberfabulous brigades aren't going to have to kill us all now, I hope.
Course not, mz mena. All comrades are welcome and are encouraged to participate in the recruiting efforts.
Is that the future past post imperfect tense?
==
It was definitely tense.
Better that than the genitive.
I believe Ntodd owns that one his own self.
Paintball on ESPN. Now I've seen everything.
I was carried away by my ablative workout.
JeffCO
Better that than the genitive.
Have you seen the video of his glutitive workout?
Disturbing, yet compelling...
I was carried away by my ablative workout.
JeffCO
Better that than the genitive.
That was a rather accusative comment.
Do you think the object that this team found is Noah's Ark?
No--52%
Yes--48%
It won't be, but then the believers would be screwed.
Better to keep thinking that you're going to finally win the big one.
To have two of everything, you know, would take a mighty big boat.
Mighty big.
The sad thing is I haven't been dative in years.
Speaking of polls, y'all see that Walmart shoppers/voters poll?
80% of Walmart frequent shoppetrs voted for Bush
88% of those who never shop at Walmart voted for Kerry
Walmartian support for Bush has dropped to 35%....
Better that than the genitive.
I believe Ntodd owns that one his own self.
у меня есть.
If it's not regarding vaginas, I'm not biting.
Have you seen that Yoplait-drink commercial in which the chocolate drink is poured in such a way as to create the impression of the shape of a vagina?
Did someone say "sex sells"?
Have you seen the video of his glutitive workout?
Disturbing, yet compelling...
Ripley
==
Stupid sexy Flanders!
To have two of everything, you know, would take a mighty big boat.
Mighty big.
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! The Bible sez it, I believe it, end of story!!!! SHUT UP!!!"
idiots. No room for nuance in a closed mind.
Kinda makes me want to bring back the literacy test...
We have a libertarian on the air locally who is proposing that people can only vote if they pass a citizenship test. And if they've "accepted" any welfare at all, they can't vote for two years after they're off the dole.
Did I mention he was a dick?
His name is Tim Doctor.
If it's not regarding vaginas, I'm not biting.
What will Lee Siegel think of that sentence?
Damn your Cyrillic fingers!
Did someone say "sex sells"?
NEVER!
Although, fucking a yogurt is pretty nice...
Hey Vicki, missed yaz.
If it's not regarding vaginas, I'm not biting.
Kindly no biting while you regard my vagina.
" because in the 21st century every rock band needs a cellist."
no. in the 21st century, every cellist needs a rockband
What will Lee Siegel think of that sentence?
I've no time for anti-dentatafascists.
dems predictably back away from SC-war crimes story.
A meaningful life is impossible without belief in God.
Hey Vicki, missed yaz.
ÔżÔ
Ditto back at ya, bud.
An online AOL poll? I'm not going to lose any sleep.
Steve French |-9:54 pm
da's 'Murka' ou'dere on 'Murka Awnlahn'...
best don' be dismissin' folks so hopeless they gotta see Noah's ghost in a rock outcropping...
here's another Shiprock, for camparison
So many Latin scholars. Who knew?
no. in the 21st century, every cellist needs a rockband
Long ago, I fucked a cellist.
dems predictably back away from SC-war crimes story.
Citation, bitch.
And if they've "accepted" any welfare at all, they can't vote for two years after they're off the dole.
What is the logic of that, did he say? So you don't have a voice in the government that makes laws that affect your life and that of your children and your community because you got public assistance?
That makes NO sense.
Have you seen that Yoplait-drink commercial in which the chocolate drink is poured in such a way as to create the impression of the shape of a vagina?
Did someone say "sex sells"?
masculine_monica_nyc
You been reading Wilson Brian Key again?
I was listening to Sam Seder replay his interview of that guy who started the Creationist museum, the one that show dioramas of European-looking cavemen wearing skins and hunting dinosaurs with spears, and all I could think was
Flinstones, meet the Flinstones
They're a moderstonic fa-mi-ly
TeeVee has truly ruined the minds of a generation.
Is dith stealing my name?
Awwwhhhh, that's teh cutiest!
Chris Matthews was masterful tonight in disemboweling the Democrat Party. He left their balls on the railing and he did it with surgical precision. The swift boating of the Democrat Party for the Nov election has begun and they are once again helpless to do anything about it. Watch and learn how it's done.
A meaningful life is impossible with belief in God.
To have two of everything, you know, would take a mighty big boat.
Tigers love manna. As do lions, wolves and platypi... Heck, practically every animal that didn't live in the Middle East was racing toward that ark for a 40 day MannaFest.
And man, you'd better not get in the way of those Polar bears - manna addicts, I tell ya!
That's God's graciousness... two of every animal and all the manna they could eat for 40 days. Then, it's 'so long, ark buddy! be sure and write, now!' as they left Camp Noah and headed home, all the while thanking God for killing every other living thing on Earth so they could take a 40 day Manna Cruise.
Plus, Noah had some funny sailing stories... and the skits? Oh, MAN, the skits!!
"Nobody's lookin, flaggie ..."
On another matter: Mrs B hates Rita Cosby's voice.
What is the logic of that, did he say?
He hasn't said specifically that I've heard, but based on the rants I have heard, I'm assuming it's some sort of punishment for not being personally accountable.
My gaydar went off BIG time when I saw Tim Doctor's picture.
Just sayin' ....
500+ comments, so I searched for Gaza. Nada, nothing, zip. 'nuff said, I'm outta here.
Stupid sexy Flanders! -mena
[Puts mena back on flirting list despite fine motor control issues]
"80% of Walmart frequent shoppetrs voted for Bush
88% of those who never shop at Walmart voted for Kerry
Walmartian support for Bush has dropped to 35%....
Howard K Smith"
so that's why zogby asks that question.
from canvassing for kerry i learned that if you saw a suv in the drive, or a cement virgin mary, you could write off that house...
I thought Matthews was relatively lame and subdued tonight. Didn't see much evisceration.
red white and idiot lives on another planet.
Long ago, I fucked a cellist. -NTodd
... but she played you like a fiddle?
You been reading Wilson Brian Key again?
Not lately. Probably, I should just go wake Betty from her restless slumber.
On another matter: Mrs B hates Rita Cosby's voice.
HG Bergeron, enlawyere
Cancelled, ain't she?
Tim Doctor's T-shirt:
"Know Guns, Know Peace"
OK that pretty much proves my theory that Libertarianism no longer exists; it's been taken over by crazy assed wingnuts who are just embarassed to be in the same party as the Bible Thumpers.
My gaydar went off BIG time when I saw Tim Doctor's picture.
Mine, too. Though he says he's married.
And Mike, sometimes it's just best NOT to talk about Gaza around here.
There's nothing we can do about it at this point.
Cancelled, ain't she?
Yep. Thank God.
*flapping the old eyelashes at JeffCo*
The swift boating of the Democrat Party
Thanks for confirming the evil lying hate-filled basis of your Party.
"I thought Matthews was relatively lame and subdued tonight. Didn't see much evisceration."
Anybody else find Colbert's interview of the great blobbidy bleachbag unusually lame and subdued? WTF was with that little wrestling skit? I really wanted evisceration that night.
500+ comments, so I searched for Gaza. Nada, nothing, zip. 'nuff said, I'm outta here.
Mike | 06.30.06 - 10:03 pm
speaking only for myself, i am desolate that i shall have to endure the last moments of this day, and the early night, without your kind and earnest attentions...
.
500+ comments, so I searched for Gaza. Nada, nothing, zip. 'nuff said, I'm outta here.
Too bad you missed the Wolcott link. You should check it out.
Some of Tim Doctor's "philosophies":
Being an American is a state of mind, not a birth right.
There is no 1st Amendment without the 2nd Amendment to protect it.
Liberals and religious fundamentalists believe they have the moral right to force someone else to pay for their vision of society.
Liberalism is the Politics of the Weak in the American pecking order.
Poverty is a state of mind; wealth runs from it.
Democrats want to reduce a meaningful life to the redistribution of money.
Money and materialism are not the basis for a meaningful life.
based on the rants I have heard, I'm assuming it's some sort of punishment for not being personally accountable.
Yeah, that's a real Libertarian principle ... NOT.
My gaydar went off BIG time when I saw Tim Doctor's picture.
Mine screamed.
"no. in the 21st century, every cellist needs a rockband
Long ago, I fucked a cellist."
really? they make such sad sounds...
don't think i've ever fucked a cellist, but dunno for sure as i didn't always ask...
So many Latin scholars. Who knew?
Eschatonia est omnis divisa in partes tres.
*flapping the old eyelashes at JeffCo*
mena
Mena, does that mean I get him after you've chewed him up and spit him out?
Remember what happened the last time?
Poverty is a state of mind; wealth runs from it.
May a thousand catastrophes visit themselves upon Tim Doctor's house. THEN let him tell us about how poverty is a "state of mind."
The art, literature, and philosophy of the modern world has failed to provide a substitute for the judeo-christian religion.
My gaydar went off BIG time when I saw Tim Doctor's picture.
Mine, too. Though he says he's married.
So was Oscar Wilde.
Reading through Mr Doctor's (heh, Mr Doctor) profound views on poverty, it's almost inevitable he calls himself a Xian.
My gaydar went off BIG time when I saw Tim Doctor's picture.
Mine, too. Though he says he's married.
So was Oscar Wilde.
Reading through Mr Doctor's (heh, Mr Doctor) profound views on poverty, it's almost inevitable he calls himself a Xian.
Mebbe we should axt 'mike' about herr doctor...
.
Yowza - it's Eva Marie Saint night on TCM! May I direct you North By Northwest (just now starting)?
Hey now there Vicki - absolutely nothing happened the last time. I think we're all probably safe.
Money and materialism are not the basis for a meaningful life.
Vicki
Then why don't the rich Repukes want it redistributed?
red white and blue also enjoys watching the disembowelment of cats by Bill Frist.
Anyone want to take a guess what Dell Computers is doing in my town? They got all sorts of great tax incentives to move here because they were gonna employ SO many people. Yeah, right, they employ people for 6-8 weeks and as soon as they rack up enough hours where they'd have to start paying benefits, they lay off that group of people and turn to another group.
Yeah, poverty is a state of mind. Sure.
here's another Shiprock, for camparison
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka...
hey thanx for the pretty landscapes.
not a big fan of landscapes, but those are sing'n.
off to see if there is any good tee bee.
don't talk to dith.
as trolls go he's not so bad, but really, what's the point?
Hey now there Vicki - absolutely nothing happened the last time. I think we're all probably safe.
IIRC, that WAS the problem!
thanks, jeffco!
Vicki
Then why don't the rich Repukes want it redistributed?
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter
That wasn't me. But the fake me can answer it.
*flapping the old eyelashes at JeffCo* -mena
Batting .500 is still pretty damn good.
OK that pretty much proves my theory that Libertarianism no longer exists; it's been taken over by crazy assed wingnuts who are just embarassed to be in the same party as the Bible Thumpers.
The only self-professed libertarian I know offline is obsessed with Murray's tired tale of replacing infrastructural programs with cash to poor people. The guy doesn't make excuses for the candyass king or the regime, but I think he's just not all that bright, really.
Course, kos is a libertarian democrat, ya know.
Chris Matthews was masterful tonight in disemboweling the Democrat Party. He left their balls on the railing and he did it with surgical precision. The swift boating of the Democrat Party for the Nov election has begun and they are once again helpless to do anything about it. Watch and learn how it's done.
red white and tool
Trollie's hallucinating again, folks.
Mena, does that mean I get him after you've chewed him up and spit him out?
flory and Marcia already worked me over this afternoon - it all started with an innocent back massage....
red white and blue = lavender.
That's a sissy color.
Well, mena, take good care of JeffCo! I wanna go hang out on the couch for a bit and read cookbooks.
Well, looks like our new Moon rocket is named after the god of war.
I guess I shouldn't be mad, since NASA no longer knows how to build manned spaceships anyway, and this one probably won't get off the ground.
Vicki
Then why don't the rich Repukes want it redistributed?
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter
That wasn't me. But the fake me can answer it.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Oh, I KNEW right away that wasn' t you.
YOU would NEVER say anything stupid like that.
Namestealers are pathetic.
500+ comments, so I searched for Gaza. Nada, nothing, zip. 'nuff said, I'm outta here.
Mike
My goodness, don't we all just feel righteously chastized? I know I certainly do. Where'd I put that scourge...
Before I go, though, I'll leave you with one motherfucking word:
GAZA! GAZA! GAZA! gaza!
red white and blue also enjoys watching the disembowelment of cats by Bill Frist.
Hontlia McPhee
And the rape of dogs by Rick Santorum.
"flory and Marcia already worked me over this afternoon - it all started with an innocent back massage...."
damn...that's as good a day as a guy can have...
i gotta find an employee so i can spend more time here...
Is RW&tool a parody troll? Methinks he is
Waterworld basically sucks, but that giant aluminium Hobie Cat is outragious
My house is like Grand Central. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Watch and learn how it's done.
Oh, we have.
George Felix Allen, Junior: panty-waist.
BWHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!
... but she played you like a fiddle?
JeffCO
speaking only for myself, i am desolate that i shall have to endure the last moments of this day, and the early night, without your kind and earnest attentions...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka...
Okay, now this is just disgusting.
The Republicans really intend to talk about Gitmo as a positive thing? They want to frame the Supreme Court's efforts to force the President and his minions to act like parties to the Constitution rather than thugs who are here to destroy the country as, and I'm quoting from the article,
"The president's fighting and killing terrorists and we think he has to be more gentle?" Stewart said. "The Democrats are making a gigantic mistake by going out and talking about what will be translated into English as the president is too tough on terrorists."
My God, if we let this go through, we really deserve to see the Constitution destroyed.
You Liberal Elitists gonna torch some flags on Tuesday?
ABC's 20/20 is focusing on Montclair NJ and Franklin TN. Which is weird because I grew up in Montclair and now live about 15 miles from Franklin.
Is RW&tool a parody troll?
Maybe. So I parody yell at him.
Course, kos is a libertarian democrat, ya know.
masculine_monica_nyc
Yeah, but he's da Boss, so what can ya do? He's like Bloggo di tutti Bloggi, nodameen?
From Raw Story:
ISRAEL last night threatened to assassinate Palestinian Prime Minister Ismael Haniyeh if Hamas militants did not release a captured Israeli soldier unharmed.
The unprecedented warning was delivered to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas in a letter as Israel debated a deal offered by Hamas to free Corporal Gilad Shalit.
It came as Israeli military officials readied a second invasion force for a huge offensive into Gaza.
http://www.rawstory.com/showarti...-2703%
2C00.html
Are there better duelling accents than Cary Grant vs. James Mason?
You Liberal Elitists gonna torch some flags on Tuesday?
Nah. I'm a gonna plop me some bar-b-q fatty meat on some murkan flag plates and wipe the grease off my sauce-splattered face with a murkan flag napkin. Bought em at Wal-Mart, along with my made in China murkan flag.
Waterworld basically sucks, but that giant aluminium Hobie Cat is outragious
I think it's a pretty good movie, as far as reading the bones about where we humans are headed if we don't get our collective act together.
The Postman has some eerily prescient things to say, as well. I'm not a Kostner fanatic, in case you're wondering...
ISRAEL last night threatened to assassinate Palestinian Prime Minister Ismael Haniyeh if Hamas militants did not release a captured Israeli soldier unharmed.
We have fucking three-year olds with supersonic jet fighters and high explosives.
500+ comments, so I searched for Gaza. Nada, nothing, zip. 'nuff said, I'm outta here.
Mike
relax, it was probably somebody's birthday.
It came as Israeli military officials readied a second invasion force for a huge offensive into Gaza.
http://www.rawstory.com/showarti...owarti...-2703%
2C00.html
Chris/TX - 10:17 pm
ohmert said recently that any Israeli was worth the lives of 10 palestinians...
fuck dat hearts 'n, minds shit, hunh?
Long ago, I fucked a cellist. -NTodd
... but she played you like a fiddle?
Like a trombone, actually.
Batting .500 is still pretty damn good.
JeffCO
But that'd be just one eye, right?
Atrios - nice video, thanks for the link. Enjoyed it over here.
I march in lockstep with Kos. Whatever you say Kos, I'll jump as higfh as you want Kos. Buttfuck red white and blue Kos? As you say Kos.
Like a trombone, actually.
NTodd
Oh, my.
You Liberal Elitists gonna torch some flags on Tuesday?
They burn real purty if you douse 'em in chardonnay first.
Buttfuck red white and tool, Kos?
Hontlia McPhee
Not unless he's had his shots.
But that'd be just one eye, right?
Wink Martindale's got nothing on you!
500+ comments, so I searched for Gaza. Nada, nothing, zip. 'nuff said, I'm outta here.
Mike
relax, it was probably somebody's birthday.
gary in fl
Hey, here's an idea: START YOUR OWN FUCKING BLOGS. Then bite Hecate, blow Simels, and take a nap.
new ip, new harrasment, new fun
220.86.70.243
Woody,
Interesting comments by someone named Tony Judt here.
You Liberal Elitists gonna torch some flags on Tuesday?
I like to use them for napkins.
Right after I eat some BBQed Xian babies.
The Postman has some eerily prescient things to say, as well. I'm not a Kostner fanatic, in case you're wondering...
Oh, Kostner is great, it's that Costner feller that bothers me.
Like a trombone, actually.
NTodd
Oh, my.
It's all about the slide and the embouchure...
Like a trombone, actually. -NTodd
Not to blow your own horn.
relax, it was probably somebody's birthday.
gary in fl
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