HULK SMASH!!!
so, there it is
FIST
'sup WGG?
So Anna Marie Cox is Daniel Shore"d " before her time?
Sort of Jonah Goldberg with a vagina, or Ann Coulter with a vagina for that matter?
I guess this is Ana Marie Cocks' 15 minutes, huh.
May she disappear into the pundit ether. And soon.
Okay, the walls are melting.
Perhaps the office building's paint fumes are getting to me?
Sort of Jonah Goldberg with a vagina, or Ann Coulter with a vagina for that matter?
The imagery of the above will be hard to extinguish from the memory banks. Thanks, Dr. Turk.
Maybe Time can send Ana Marie to investigate "The Hasselhoff Incident". That seems up her alley.
Er, poor choice of words.
Yeah, but Ana Marie's hott!!
Perhaps the office building's paint fumes are getting to me?
It's one of those hermetically sealed office buildings, isn't it. You can't open any windows?
Reading Ana Marie’s review of Katha Pollitt’s new book is more like reading Britney Spears’ thoughts on Noam Chomsky.
Oh, Lordy J Fuck...
wt, you might have done worse, you could have said it's 'down her alley'.
Er, how about up Cox's alley?
Wonkette = Wankette
waddafuukinbeyotch!
elbowed her way into boys' clubs?
well, most fellas'll make room for ass-fucking...
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I'm passing out now...so before I am transported to the hospital and placed on an iron lung the rest of my life...please visit my blog in remembrance of my incredible averageness.
Oh look there are some dancing mushrooms over my head...their painted like rainbows and smell like ass......
their=they're
I blame the thinner....
Speaking of Futurama, Comedy Central resurrected them for 13 more episodes.
Wonkette should write a book about ass fucking, sticking to what she knows.
'sup WGG?
billy b - 9:41 am
jus' chillin...
and plottin the overthrow of the bushevik regime...
mebbe we can get fotos of cheney ass-fucking wankette?
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Maybe that explains why Cox seems to think everyone is just on the make and doesn't care about anything: She doesn't, either.
Ana Marie Cox's only great talent is expressing her love of anal sex. But some ballerina from New York already wrote a much better book about it.
Having read wonkette's review, wonkette is hot BTW, I am left wondering: what is the book about?
mebbe we can get fotos of cheney ass-fucking wankette?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*staggers off in search of brain bleach*
I blame the thinner....
LOVE the new header!!!
Wonkette wouldn't have gotten the job if they didn't intend for her to become "the voice of kooky left wing blogging" so they can religate us to the ignore file.
This is the way that the corporate media "balances" the left side of the scales. With willing whores.
Wonkette - Talentless hack!
Oh look there's the Dutch Boy...and he's holding a big ol' hammer.
Wonder what he's gonna do with *bonk*
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I saw film of a woman burning her bra on TV, back in the day.
Cheney is going to FL today, to watch the shuttle not-launch, and attend NASCAR's Pepsi 400 at Daytona. Your tax dollars at work.
Maybe that explains why Cox seems to think everyone is just on the make and doesn't care about anything: She doesn't, either.
Avedon
Nihilists, dude.
Cheney is going to FL today, to watch the shuttle not-launch, and attend NASCAR's Pepsi 400 at Daytona. Your tax dollars at work.
That's because he didn't get to go to Graceland.
Cox is a "movement" conservative.
Um . . . is Ripley around? I think we need him to go to Des Moines to check up on attaturk.
OT: Afghan rocket attack injures 10
Two rockets have hit the main international military base in southern Afghanistan, wounding 10 people, including two Canadian soldiers.
Two rockets hit base at the airport in the town of Kandahar on Friday evening.
The Taliban occasionally fires rockets into the sprawling base, home to 7,000 soldiers and civilian workers, but they usually explode harmlessly on open ground.
Friday's attack was the first time anyone had been hurt.
Major Marc Theriault, the Canadian military spokesman, said one of the two explosions "occurred in a common area and several people from various nations were wounded, among them two Canadian soldiers".
elbowed her way into boys' clubs?
well, most fellas'll make room for ass-fucking...
That they will, Wood, that they will.
Ms. Cox, by bragging about her feminist creds, only reveals how superficial she seems to be. Citing Katie C. and Condi R. as shining examples of the success of feminism over the last 3 decades rings a little hollow.
As does being proud of "elbowing my way into boy's clubs".
B-I-G car bomb in Sadr City! Victory in Eye-wack!
Ms. Cox is a vapid individual
Having mentioned that Wonkette is hot, I should also point out that Kristin Gore is way hotter.
Cheney is going to FL today, to watch the shuttle not-launch, and attend NASCAR's Pepsi 400 at Daytona. Your tax dollars at work.
plantsman, lowercase
After reading at the Carpetbagger Report that the Busheviks have lost the Wal Mart crowd, the only folks still willing to stand in front of Cheney are the NASCAR crowd.
and uploading 77 photos of the local Democracy march as we speak.
B-I-G car bomb in Sadr City! Victory in Eye-wack!
66 dead.
Braaavo!
[/sarcasm]
Boweling for dollars.
You know, I wrote a pretty decent book suitable for summer (or winter) reading too.
Not to bookwhore too much but if you are interested, click my homepage.
I'm thinking there's a 50/50 chance the space shuttle will explode today. It's a sign of the times if it does.
mebbe we can get fotos of cheney ass-fucking wankette?
Damn, brother - you just one-upped Dr. Turk in the nasty imagery dept.
Whew.
"Wonkett is hot"
Reading things like that make be glad to be gay. It would be like saying that Byron York is hot, which he isn't.
What the hell is this fascination with anal sex.
Threadkiller from below...
they support such things as due process and the other fifth amendment rights and the damned news media does not remind the sheeple that this is the way it is SUPPOSED TO be . . . .
DWD - Blogofascist and proud - 9:42 am
both ted koppel and jim lehrer, two putative DEANS of the tv news-reader class, have declared recently that is is not the responsibility of TV 'news' people to second-guess the information with which they are thoughtfully provided by the propagandists for the fascist regime, but only to repeat it...
that ain't gonna change...it's the next step in the 'objective' press meme: stenography as news...the 'objective' ress is one which doesn't piss off ANY potential consumers of the products (either consumer or news) the 'press' is paid to promulgate...
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Weather better, steering thruster not so much.
1% chance of mission destruction at all times.
When will the "CEV" Shuttle replacement be ready?
It would be like saying that Byron York is hot, which he isn't.
Even good hair can't sex up Byron York.
maybe Wonkette can share her ass fucking notes with mAnn Coulter, who gives her a detail report of fisting.
its a exchange programme
"Wonkett is hot"
Reading things like that make be glad to be gay. It would be like saying that Byron York is hot, which he isn't.
olvlzl
thanks for the laugh this morning, I needed it!!!!
When it comes to fucking, ass or otherwise, I find it difficult to believe many would fail to prefer the love Ms. Gore over the much plainer Ms. Cox.
Click homepage for a view.
Nicew to know the One percent Doctrine also applies to the Space Program.
cheney's also getting his annual evil maintenance injections today
so nascar folks will be getting a refreshed and re-energized zombie
Lovely. I wrote lovely. Damnit.
OT: Alcohol deaths soaring, new figures show
· Liver disease claims 4,000 lives, up 37%
· Third of young men now regularly binge drinking
A sharp increase in the number of people drinking themselves to death in England was revealed in official figures yesterday. The government's Information Centre for Health and Social Care said deaths from alcoholic liver disease rose by 37% in the five years to 2004, with 4,000 people dying.
The number admitted to hospital with alcohol-related liver disease more than doubled over the past decade. Admissions in 2004-05 were a record 35,400, compared with 14,400 in 1995-96. About two-thirds of them were men.
More people are also turning up at A&E with alcohol poisoning. In 2004-05 about 21,700 of them had to be admitted for further care, compared with 13,600 a decade earlier. Alcohol was also damaging the nation's mental health. About 126,000 people with mental or behavioural disorders resulting from alcohol abuse were admitted for in-patient care in 2004-05, compared with 72,500 in 1995-06.
Good GAWD, another fawning Robert Siegel celebrity interview...is there anyone up whose ass he won't deeply insert his head?
saccyrhine and stupid simultaneously, an achievement worthy of Wankette...
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Car Talk comin'.
I kind of have issues with novels that put "a novel" on the cover.
It's just sort of insulting.
But the book does sound pretty good.
Car Talk comin'.
plantsman, lowercase | Homepage | 07.01.06 - 10:03 am | #
Yes, but is it one of your favorite things? Be sure to fill the day with come of your favorites... Happy July 1st!
Robert Siegel, someone who had worked at NPR posted here a couple of years ago that he was supremely arrogant. Seem to recall they said that in the two or so years of working there he never acknowledged their existence.
Are you here this morning, whoever you are?
Cheney's an utter boor. What could be in worse taste than an automobile race when good men are dying for oil?
Cheney evil maintainance injections, how many babies does he kill and eat for lunch today? Has them flown in from Iraq for the occasion.
And no one will make me sorry for saying it.
The teams are in and as expected there's one new face for England and a positional change. Gary Neville comes in at right-back, Owen Hargreaves moves forward to the holding midfield role and Michael Carrick drops to the bench. Frank Lampard starts despite recent concern over an ankle injury.
Portugal are forced to make changes with Deco and Costinha suspended. Tiago and Petit step into midfield in their place and Cristiano Ronaldo has been passed fit to play.
Oops! Back from wiping bottoms and I see I had a nasty typo! 'Hope that made you laugh!
Some wanker World War Three, eh?
Thanks, whiskeyina! it's hard to be too happy about it, but as the Administration said about 2,500 combat deaths -- "It's just a number."
Used to pal around with Ketzel Levine, NPR's "Doyenne of Dirt." She said the whole place was rife with talking buttholes.
WTO talks make no breakthrough
GENEVA (Reuters) - World Trade Organisation (WTO) states failed yet again on Saturday to break a deadlock in negotiations but insisted that the global free trade round was not dead.
At late-night crisis talks on Friday, major trade powers agreed a more prominent future role for WTO chief Pascal Lamy in the search for compromise after two more days of hard negotiating healed no divisions between them over farm and industrial goods.
class, have declared recently that is is not the responsibility of TV 'news' people to second-guess the information with which they are thoughtfully provided by the propagandists for the fascist regime, but only to repeat it...
that ain't gonna change...it's the next step in the 'objective' press meme: stenography as news...the 'objective' ress is one which doesn't piss off ANY potential consumers of the products (either consumer or news) the 'press' is paid to promulgate...
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WoodyGuthrie'sGuitar(aka..
So if those who say the blogoshere is de-objectifying the media are right, and we're returning to the "bad old days" of blatantly partisan/idealogical news, well, maybe that's not such a bad thing. In fact, maybe that's a very good thing. I say "maybe" because the media will then be so fragmented that, while the Left and Right will have no trouble picking their news outlets, the Soft Chewey Center™ is gonna be spinning around, lost in a maelstrom of conflicting views, without a Warm Brown Voice to tell them "that's the way it is..."
Plantsman, your birthday?
If so, have a happy one.
I don't think any British newspapers claim to be neutral.
on the centre-right you have the Telegraph and The Times while on the centre-left you have The Guardian and The Independent.
blogaliscious owls
Deed it is. I shall, and thanks!
Okay, the walls are melting.
Perhaps the office building's paint fumes are getting to me?
Attaturk
you were warned about the brown acid.
Strident feminism can seem out of place — even tacky — in a world where women have come so demonstrably far. With Katie Couric at the anchor desk, Condoleezza Rice leading the State Department and Hillary Clinton aiming for the top of the ticket, many of the young, educated and otherwise liberal women who might, in another era, have found themselves burning bras and raising their consciousness would rather be fitted for the right bra (like on “Oprah”) and raising their credit limit.
Ah, how far we've come! Which is why her husband is an editor and she's a lowly, mostly-freelancing for 10-cents-a-word hack who only gets the pleasure of reviewing books by teh women.
I can't decide if she's a Maureen Dowd wannabe or garden-variety "sister punisher." Either way, it's clear she wants to be the only woman in the club. Even she's only there to sweep the floor.
Happy July 1st!
whiskeyina
The day to celebrate the glorious handover of the former colony 9 years ago back to the motherland. Celebrate with roughly 58,000 friends and neighbours by protesting for democracy.
Plantsman, your birthday?
dood, why'ncha say so sooner, louder...
felix cumpleanos, y muchos mas...!!!
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so, bernie's trying to spin his guilty plea and the daily news is not amused. considering his recent appearances as an honored guest, i wonder how soon cnn and tweety will wait before signing him as a regular:
Tear down this sign, Mr. Mayor
Following his guilty plea yesterday in Bronx Supreme, ex-Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik postured on the courthouse steps in full-throated, remorseless defiance. This man would not know humility if it offered him $165,000 in home repairs gratis. He would not know shame if it showed up at his old Ground Zero love nest in a satin teddy.
http://www.nydailynews.com/front...8p-
363618c.html
He looks like a proud 'perp'
BY PATRICE O'SHAUGHNESSY
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Bernard Kerik strode up E. 161st St. to the Bronx Supreme Court building in the morning sun, his chest puffed out, his head held high, looking like a city official headed for a news conference.
Kerik had been offered a car to take him the block from the district attorney's office to the courthouse for his guilty plea, but he refused it when told the car would not bring him in through the garage to avoid the cameras. He came off looking defiant and tough enough for a perp walk. ....
Kerik always wanted to be called Bernie, yet he admitted accepting $165,000 in renovations to his Bronx apartment that included a grand rotunda, three bathrooms and enough marble and granite to make his residence resemble the palaces of the Saudi royals he once guarded.
...A glance around the limestone courthouse showed defendants in T-shirts and do-rags arriving and leaving in beat up livery cabs, and dressed-down women wheeling toddlers to the nearby Family Court.
Kerik, in a form-fitting dark silk suit, accessoried with a natty red print tie and an American flag pin on one lapel, autographed a courtroom artist's sketch of himself before being whisked into a chauffeured, gleaming black BMW.
"Good luck, Bernie," a passerby shouted. Kerik seemed to have more than enough already.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/...8p-
363694c.html
Strident feminism can seem out of place — even tacky — in a world where women have come so demonstrably far. With Katie Couric at the anchor desk, Condoleezza Rice leading the State Department and Hillary Clinton aiming for the top of the ticket, many of the young, educated and otherwise liberal women who might, in another era, have found themselves burning bras and raising their consciousness would rather be fitted for the right bra (like on “Oprah”) and raising their credit limit.
University of Chicago writing at its very best.
Christ, as an alum, I want my fucking money back.
I read both Sammy's Hill and Dog Days a few months ago, one week apart.
I totally concur with your opinion. I didn't think Sammy's Hill was great, but it was an enjoyable read with a number of really compelling passages.
Dog Days, by contrast, was almost universally boring. Clearly, the conflict with Jessica Cutler was all about Jessica going to press with her nearly identical book (which was actually about her own experience). Of course, "Washingtonienne" was also incredibly boring.
I find Cox's nihilism incredibly tiring. It's clear in her writing that she doesn't give a shit about anything except raising herself up by tearing others down. But, oh, we're supposed to appreciate her snark, her snark, her "delicious" snark!
No. In early 2004, her snark had a bit of spark. Now it's just tired. And tiresome.
Re: Robert Siegel (on this morning's NPR)
That's not Siegel, thats the unctuous and nauseating Scott Simon, probably the person I hate most on NPR. He's the fucker that wrote that WSJ hit piece on Michael Moore back at the begining of the Iraq War. But that's not why I hate him, I just loathe his on-air personality. What a fake, phony P.O.S.
And while I'm hating on NPR, I will add that I've never learned anything but mush-mouthed CW from Daniel Schorr.
I'm reminded of Mouse's memorable line in "Devil in a Blue Dress": "Well, if you didn't want me to kill him, why did you leave him with me?"
Clearly, the NY Times editor gives books to Ana Marie Cox already knowing what sort of review will result. Ms. Cox is a Johnny One-Note, and all reviews will be the same (unless, in sock-puppet mode, she would write a review of one of her own books).
So it seems to me.
Poor Katha Pollitt! What did she do to deserve this review(er)?
More on Futurama- A Terrifying Message from Al Gore! -& Bender. Al plugs his new movie while Bender calls it "boring". " "It is NOT boring!", says Al.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5...related&
search=
So glad to hear it's coming back for new episodes.
Read my review of the same book
Virginity or Death
Cox can bite my shiny metal ass-
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Katha Pollitt fan from way back.
Thanks for giving her the exposure bump I'm sure a mention on your blog will provide.
Plus, what a treat for people who don't know her work yet.
What, exactly, is this wonderful snark that Ms. Cox, a low-rent Maureen Dowd, who is in turn a low-rent Dorothy Parker, is supposed to possess? I read "Wonkette" for a few weeks to find out what all the shouting was about and got totally bored with the anal-sex jokes, the jokes about being drunk, the jokes about the Bush twins -- I use the word "jokes" broadly here. I mean, I'm an f-ing grown-up. This kind of thing really bores me!
Katha Pollitt, on the other hand, is a goddess. And anybody who sneers at her 30 years of feminist street cred has entered the "wanker" category.
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