HULK SMASHED
Good lord!
Eat the paste, Jeffster!
Moi?
Atrios reads my posts?
yeeeeee-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Paste!!!!!
(said this before, but I'm gonna keep
posting this insanely delicious and
easy recipe until somebody notices.
Trust me -- you'll thank me.)
RAINBOW TROUT STUFFED WITH SPINACH, PINE NUTS AND DILL
4 8-ounce rainbow trout,filleted,
butterflied, rinsed and patted dry
Kosher or sea salt
freshly ground pepper
2 tablespoons sweet butter
1/4 cup pine nuts
1 minced garlic clove
10 ounces spinach, cleaned
1/4 cup golden raisins
3 tablespoons chopped dill
2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1: Season each fish inside and out with
salt and pepper.
2: In a large skillet, melt butter over
medium high heat. Add pine nuts and garlic
and saute until golden and fragrant, about
one minute. Add spinach and let wilt, about
2 or 3 minutes. Stir in raisins and dill,
and cook one minute more.
3: Divide spinach mixture into quarters and
stuff each fillet with filling. Tie each
fillet with kitchen string.
4: Return pan to medium heat and warm oil
until sizzling. Cook fish until skin is
golden and fish opaque, about five minutes
for first side and three minutes for
second. Remove, and remove string before serving.
5: Your tongue throws a party for your mouth.
Wow...that took a bit of time.
He should do The Waste Land next.
Atrios reads all posts
Funny. 
And a repeat blog-seduction
Eight-Toed Feminists and Other Fun Tales
Er...I meant The Paste Land?!
I hate to admnit it, and I never actually ate it, but I did love the almondy smell of that white paste...
I did taste it, though.
SD
Atrios reads all posts
Snow
Oh, shit.
Among many brilliants lines above,
I think this is my fave:
"On my blog the women come and bitch
Reading Ivan Denisovitch. "
dammit, I was going to post this over at FDL tomorrow.
"I did taste it, though.
SD
Sarah Deere"
Well....how was it??
What's the authorial intent of this poem?
Happy birthday America, I remember you when.
dammit, I was going to post this over at FDL tomorrow.
And . . . ?
They don't need to read it over there?
Good heavens. Unless that was penned during one long alcohol fueled binge, it really is way, waaaaay more effort than Pasty warrants....
I grow old, I grow old.
I shall wear the bottoms of my
jumpsuit rolled.
wow. I wish I had written that.
"Good heavens. Unless that was penned during one long alcohol fueled binge, it really is way, waaaaay more effort than Pasty warrants....
flory, Business Manager"
Extremism in the mockery of spine-crushing stupidity is no vice.
Er...I meant The Paste Land?!
Uncle Smokes
If I, rolling in bombast or tossing off a scrawl,
And turning toward the bottle, should say:
“That is not it at all,
Not what the author meant, at all.”
Beautiful.
Okay, so now that we've made our token effort at discussing the article Atrio has posted, can we get back to our articulate babel and unsocial socialitism?
Uncle Smokes, buddy:
Long time no see. How's it going?
dammit, I was going to post this over at FDL tomorrow.
watertiger
Well, it's not like this is an A-List Blog or anything - no one's gonna know.
i have determined that ntodd is the leader of the frivolous fascists who populate this blog, and as such he must be sent to the guillotine.
Jesus, Mary and Joe Pepitone:
Who do I have to fuck around here
to get somebody to admire the trout
recipe I posted above?
Okay, so now that we've made our token effort at discussing the article Atrio has posted, can we get back to our articulate babel and unsocial socialitism?
I have recently acquired a 1st Edition George Lakoff entitled "Freedom" but have not yet finished the book. And I had hummus today.
heh the paste land
i have determined that ntodd is the leader of the frivolous fascists who populate this blog, and as such he must be sent to the guillotine.
But I took off my hat! Wanker.
only kos can send people to the guillotine.
An improvement on the model. I didn't roll my eyes once.
Simels is second in command!
Viva La France!
Atrios reads all posts
Snow
Oh, shit.
JR
dammit! we will have to behave now???
only kos can send people to the guillotine.
pretzelattack
that's true that!
dammit! we will have to behave now???
I am always on my best behavior. Pretty sad, innit?
Slapping Everyone In The World With His Cock, One Face At A Time
Best Eschaton Post Title Ever.
Oh, shit.
JR,
that was my attitude at first as well. Then I just decided to ignore him. I mean, it's not like he owns the blog or anything. 
Anybody got any Peak-Freens?
dammit! we will have to behave now???
Plum P,canadian holiday | Homepage | 07.01.06 - 5:57 pm | #
Let's just say that the next troll that
shows up is gonna get hit with a certain out of
fashion, but still beloved, catchphrase.
Simels -- don't do it.
only kos can send people to the guillotine.
pretzelattack
But NTodd has been delegated the feather whisk torture rights.
Extremism in the mockery of spine-crushing stupidity is no vice.
Nim, ham hock of liberty
I guess.
I still hope there was alcohol involved. For the author's sake.....
Let's just say that the next troll that
shows up is gonna get hit with a certain out of
fashion, but still beloved, catchphrase.
Oh, just blow me, simels.
But I took off my hat! Wanker.
Ah! But last evening you were seen in the theatre wearing a Yankees baseball cap while seated in the theatre.
Who do I have to fuck around here
to get somebody to admire the trout
recipe I posted above?
steve simels
Well, there's that slutty Jewish girl that hangs round here . . . ah, go fuck yourself.
Meanwhile, Penises whom I never more shall meet again,
(To their utter delight, and in answer to their prayers, I dare say),
Wander in gladness, and wind down, perchance,
To that roaring dell, a fresh vaginal space!
Deathless non-prose. Pardon me while I shed a tear and light a fire for Jazzy Jeff on Mount Parnassus.
(sniff, choke)
i have determined that ntodd is the leader of the frivolous fascists who populate this blog, and as such he must be sent to the guillotine.
Atrios
Neat-o! Can I bring my knitting?
Simels -- don't do it.
Paul Krugman | 07.01.06 - 5:59 pm | #
double exclam heh!!
i have determined that ntodd is the leader of the frivolous fascists who populate this blog, and as such he must be sent to the guillotine.
Atrios
Did you check with Kos?
Slapping Everyone In The World With His Cock, One Face At A Time
Best Eschaton Post Title Ever.
Buzz Bomb
Somehow I need to work out a "Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged" reference here.
But I'm still partial to "Preznit giv me Turkee."
Slapping Everyone In The World With His Cock, One Face At A Time
Best Eschaton Post Title Ever.
Buzz Bomb
Somehow I need to work out a "Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged" reference here.
But I'm still partial to "Preznit giv me Turkee."
"Let's just say that the next troll that
shows up is gonna get hit with a certain out of
fashion, but still beloved, catchphrase."
Steve, I have used this in the past:
(Troll name here) breath smells like my semen...
Again.
As something of a tribute your your "still beloved" comment.
I hope you don't mind.
Who do I have to fuck around here
to get somebody to admire the trout
recipe I posted above?
steve simels
Fuck haloscan!!!
Steve -- where's the recipe?
As something of a tribute your your "still beloved" comment.
I hope you don't mind.
Chris Tucker | Homepage | 07.01.06 - 6:01 pm | #
Not at all.
I'm honored, sir.
Waiting impatiently for "army of ghosts"...
Go ahead, Simels
do it.
the guillotine: the "human" way to execute people!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillotine
i have determined that ntodd is the leader of the frivolous fascists who populate this blog, and as such he must be sent to the guillotine.
Impossible. He won't be wearing proper attire, for a public execution, no pants!
No Pants?!
Get the little Guillotine!
Alright, NOW I'm going to try to get this tv down the stairs.
Damned telephone. Who are these people who call me and want to catch up?
Oops. That lost Paul Krugman post
about...you know...was me.
I regret the mass confusion that must
have ensued.
Get the little Guillotine!
aka The Cigar Cutter
And indeed there will be time
To download videos of laissez faire,
Time to pull rants from my derriere,
It's hard to chose, but this might be my favorite.
I wonder if this means Pasty will be posting personal information again?
Dims yer outrage is nothin but a thin negligee of tattered pride.
Alright, NOW I'm going to try to get this tv down the stairs.
I'm still confused as to why she's doing this.....
GWPDA: i'm watching the candian news...it seems that Tim Horton opened their first shop in Afghanistan today, yep, on Canada Day. Good coffee and donuts are essential in war zones
Watertiger - you survived.
Watertiger - you survived.
It may well be the best part ( and probably the most accurate).
I guess.
I still hope there was alcohol involved. For the author's sake.....
flory, Business Manager
Oh gosh, flory - it's a thing of beauty in its own right.
I thought it was brilliant. It's so damn well done.
Steve -- where's the recipe?
flory, Business Manager | 07.01.06 - 6:01 pm | #
Here it comes again, kiddo.
RAINBOW TROUT STUFFED WITH SPINACH, PINE NUTS AND DILL
4 8-ounce rainbow trout,filleted,
butterflied, rinsed and patted dry
Kosher or sea salt
freshly ground pepper
2 tablespoons sweet butter
1/4 cup pine nuts
1 minced garlic clove
10 ounces spinach, cleaned
1/4 cup golden raisins
3 tablespoons chopped dill
2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1: Season each fish inside and out with
salt and pepper.
2: In a large skillet, melt butter over
medium high heat. Add pine nuts and garlic
and saute until golden and fragrant, about
one minute. Add spinach and let wilt, about
2 or 3 minutes. Stir in raisins and dill,
and cook one minute more.
3: Divide spinach mixture into quarters and
stuff each fillet with filling. Tie each
fillet with kitchen string.
4: Return pan to medium heat and warm oil
until sizzling. Cook fish until skin is
golden and fish opaque, about five minutes
for first side and three minutes for
second. Remove, and remove string before serving.
5: Your tongue throws a party for your mouth.
Watertiger - you survived.
No, I haven't gone yet. And I'm going to need a serious backrub when I return.
Dith, I strongly resent that remark!
My lingerie is NOT "tattered"!
(Did I say that out loud?)
I'm still confused as to why she's doing this.....
TV dead. TV taking up valuable real estate in living room. TV go bye-bye.
Uncle Smokes, buddy:
Long time no see. How's it going?
steve simels
It's going well...I'll be jetting out to Texas to visit my brother in his new McMansion, where I assume I will wilt in the heat down there.
By the way, I've created, at the suggestion of a friend, a two-disc compilation: 2 hours with 2 songs from each of the last 18 projects. It takes a while to burn the discs, though, and I'm afraid your copy won't be coming until the end of the month.
The project boiling in my mind right now is to attempt some classic pieces--been paying a visit to Sheet Music Plus--such as Barber's "Adagio for Strings, Opus II" and Gershwin's "Blues Prelude #2," destroying them in my usual noisy, but well-meaning, way. In other words, I'm following up Beast with Beauty. Okay...subtle thinking is not my strong suit.
I'm anxious to try out this new Reason 3.0 software.
And...er...oh! Um...I guess all you wanted to hear was, "I'm fine, how are you?"
Drat, I'm so "unsocial!"
TV dead. TV taking up valuable real estate in living room. TV go bye-bye.
watertiger
Window. TV go splat. Watertiger not hurt back.
Ah! But last evening you were seen in the theatre wearing a Yankees baseball cap while seated in the theatre.
Blasphemy. It was an Indians hat.
Get the little Guillotine!
aka The Cigar Cutter
I am becoming rather uncomfortable with the turn this thread has taken. Really, people, can't you stay on the assigned topic for at least a few comments? Geesh.
I'm still confused as to why she's doing this..
she needs to make room for the hand truck?
I thought it was brilliant. It's so damn well done.
Tena
Truly. Tis a thing of beauty. Can't wait to see what Thers has to say.
Still seems like a *lot* of work for pasty, tho.....
do i dare to eat some paste?
I'm going to need a serious backrub when I return.
I'll be there when you get back.
(No, I ain't helping you with the TV. I'm all about the massage, baybay!)
Window. TV go splat. Watertiger not hurt back.
Watertiger face numerous personal injury lawsuits.
Good coffee and donuts are essential in war zones
Plum P
Look, once the Afghanis get hooked on that shit the "insurgency" is toast. They'll all be standing in Tim Horton's trying to decide on which Timbits to get in the twenty pack.
Dims yer outrage is nothin but a thin negligee of tattered pride.
dith | 07.01.06 - 6:04 pm | #
Uh, dith -- just blow me already, okay?
By which I mean, as everybody here knows,
again?
Thanks for your prompt attention in this matter.
(No, I ain't helping you with the TV. I'm all about the massage, baybay!)
You're of no use to me, then.
Wow...that took a bit of time.
He should do The Waste Land next.
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 07.01.06 - 5:48 pm | #
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the paste land
TV dead. TV taking up valuable real estate in living room. TV go bye-bye.
watertiger
Well, hell. If its dead, just heave it over the railing......
hey'll all be standing in Tim Horton's trying to decide on which Timbits to get in the twenty pack.
JR
Window. TV go splat. Watertiger not hurt back.
Party like a rock star!
You people make several false assumptions:
1. I could lift the fucking thing UP to the window.
2. My window faces the street.
Truly. Tis a thing of beauty. Can't wait to see what Thers has to say.
Feh. He's a Joyce man.
What does he know from Eliot?
You're of no use to me, then.
Fine, I'll go rub somebody else's back. ;-P
I am becoming rather uncomfortable with the turn this thread has taken. Really, people, can't you stay on the assigned topic for at least a few comments? Geesh.
Son, just insert that thang rat' 'cheer.
SNIP
The project boiling in my mind right now is to attempt some classic pieces--been
paying a visit to Sheet Music Plus--such as Barber's "Adagio for Strings, Opus
II" and Gershwin's "Blues Prelude #2," destroying them in my usual noisy, but
well-meaning, way. In other words, I'm following up Beast with Beauty.
Okay...subtle thinking is not my strong suit.
Uncle Smokes, that sounds like a brilliant idea.
Go for it...
You people make several false assumptions:
1. I could lift the fucking thing UP to the window.
2. My window faces the street.
At this point wouldn't it just be easier to move to a new apartment?
He should do The Waste Land next.
Uncle Smokes
the paste land
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
I left a comment to that effect - but forgot to credit Uncle Smokes.
Fine, I'll go rub somebody else's back. ;-P
i'm not talking to you.
There's a Tim Horton's in Afghanistan and they won't open one on Long Island? Sheesh! And after all the delicious things I've heard about Timbits...
At this point wouldn't it just be easier to move to a new apartment?
Yes.
and now I'm not talking to you.
Fine, I'll go rub somebody else's back. ;-P
NTodd, Turtle Lover
I'll volunteer....
"Watertiger face numerous personal injury lawsuits.
watertiger"
Life gets a lot more entertaining when you judgment-proof yourself. If you know what I'm sayin'.
You're of no use to me, then.
I could hop into my automobile.
Good coffee and donuts are essential in war zones
Plum P
Look, once the Afghanis get hooked on that shit the "insurgency" is toast. They'll all be standing in Tim Horton's trying to decide on which Timbits to get in the twenty pack.
JR, kerosene and a match
We hooked them on intense sugar by dropping all those Pop Tarts in 2001 (apparently 2.4 million of 'em).
My nephews friend threw a tv out a window in NYC. I think it cost him a night in jail, x dollars in a fine, and a promise to leave NYC and never come back.
watertiger, are you familiar with the concept of levers?
i'm not talking to you.
Steve's truck is gone, so I think I'll mosey next door and see if Courtney's doing anything, er...I mean, for the dogs to have a playdate...
Okay, in the spirit of Uncle Smokes, how the heck IS everyone this fine pre-4th weekend, at this historic time for our nation?
automobile
"Lake, big lake..."
Fine, I'll go rub somebody else's back. ;-P
NTodd
Don't do Simels - he's already looking for a blowjob.
We hooked them on intense sugar by dropping all those Pop Tarts in 2001 (apparently 2.4 million of 'em).
Were those the ones that looked just like anti-personal munitions?
Steve's truck is gone, so I think I'll mosey next door and see if Courtney's doing anything, er...I mean, for the dogs to have a playdate...
[Opens the door] You know the way.
Steve Simels..
Have you ever heard the Sex Pistols' "Spunk" boot? It's the demos with Glen Matlock on bass.
Here's the last part of my reply to Jazzy Jeff:
Btw, what’s the problem with spelling out Coleridge’s name? Why is the “O” asterisked out? I didn’t realize that Coleridge’s name was obscene to some people.
Btw, the verification word given to me was “poettaster.” What were the odds of that happening?!
I have expect to find his picture in a Webster's next to the word "hack."
watertiger, are you familiar with the concept of levers?
JR, kerosene and a match
[Opens the door] You know the way.
I'm thankful you didn't just toss me over the fire escape...
watertiger, are you familiar with the concept of levers?
Ok, now I'm just getting really cranky.
There is a roof below me. I can't throw the fucking thing out the window. I want it out of my apartment, it's a fucking holiday weekend, and most everyone is out of town.
OK?
how did david letterman get away with dropping all those tvs off a roof?
Actually, there are only two things in the world that smell like me.
And one of them is me!!!!
Haloscam hates me today.
Why?
dat one tings cut it true
and, oh, yeah, Nim? It takes sorta sweet and almondy. But not good enough to want to do more than taste.....
Ok, now I'm just getting really cranky.
There is a roof below me. I can't throw the fucking thing out the window. I want it out of my apartment, it's a fucking holiday weekend, and most everyone is out of town.
OK?
watertiger
Sounds like SOMEBODY needs a back rub to calm down.
OK?
watertiger
paper
marker
"TV free to a good home"
Might work.
Why?
flory
because you are too pretty and Haloscan is jalous
So, uh, we can't talk about the tv anymore?
Have you ever heard the Sex Pistols' "Spunk" boot? It's the demos with Glen
Matlock on bass.
Kid Charlemagne | 07.01.06 - 6:14 pm | #
Yes, indeedy.
Interesting, if sludgy.
Kind of like the live album of their
reunion tour.
watertiger, just leave it outside your door. someone will "steal" it pretty quick, i bet.
OK?
You could build a TV-shooting cannon out of spare parts lying around the house...
(runs very quickly)
Don't do Simels - he's already looking for a blowjob.
Heh, I heard a story from an Aussie whose colleague had gone to a Japanese massage parlor when he was in Tokyo on biz. He became rather aroused and the lady noticed, saying, "you want wankywanky?" He was, like, "uh, yeah..." wondering what the premium service might cost.
So she left the room. A few minutes later she came back and said, "you finish?"
i have determined that ntodd is the leader of the frivolous fascists who populate this blog, and as such he must be sent to the guillotine.
Atrios | Homepage | 07.01.06 - 5:55 pm
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
It is a very lovely poem.
Will say: “That is not what I said at all.
That is not it, at all.”
Stop and think about the consequences before you hit *publish, Jeffy.
watertiger, just leave it outside your door. someone will "steal" it pretty quick, i bet.
I'M ON THE FIFTH FUCKING FLOOR!!!!
He should do The Waste Land next.
Uncle Smokes
the paste land
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
I left a comment to that effect - but forgot to credit Uncle Smokes.
jac
'Salright...I kicked myself for saying "Waste Land," first, and only realizing the obvious joke after hitting "Publish." I leapt into action, not being able to let a punchline go to waste.
That's me. A blog-comment man of--buuurp (ah)--action!
Where do 7,000,000 people go the Fourth? I am sure if you call Lindsay Lohan she can find some of her boy toys to help.
Sounds like SOMEBODY needs a back rub to calm down.
That's what I was saying, but NOOOOOOOO...
A few minutes later she came back and said, "you finish?"
NTodd, Turtle Lover
LOL
You could build a TV-shooting cannon out of spare parts lying around the house...
BlakNo1
I am laughing uncontrollably at this point. Tears running down my cheeks.
Fuckers.
HAPPY CANADA DAY
You know, some days I kind of miss Star Jones.
haloscan is censoring posts about tvs.
Dims yer yellow eyes go rosy and malicious when you read Eliot.
I am laughing uncontrollably at this point. Tears running down my cheeks.
You're not the only one.
Truly. Tis a thing of beauty. Can't wait to see what Thers has to say.
Feh. He's a Joyce man.
What does he know from Eliot?
Rmj,
This is true.
watertiger, I muscled a big old TV that the previous owners left me downstairs in Colorado up the stairs and into the upstairs closet. That was in 2000. I'm not sure if I could do that anymore; it was not an easy task at 9200 feet.
I feel your pain.
watertiger, is this the teevee you just paid good money to have *repaired*?
Truly. Tis a thing of beauty. Can't wait to see what Thers has to say.
Feh. He's a Joyce man.
What does he know from Eliot?
Rmj, Uncredentialed
We read Eliot, RMJ. We just don't live for it.
Thers is napping the nap of the deserving after putting up with my wingnut relations. He did not rise to the bait from either the home-schoolers ("I was going to pursue a doctorate in biochemistry, but I think God wanted me to have six kids under ten instead."); or the racists ("My daughter will be along later... she works for the Jews, so she always has to work Saturday"), or the wingnuttiest wingnut of them all ("No one who didn't grow up during the Depression can hold a job nowadays!").
Not making up a thing, I swear to Ba'al.
Where do 7,000,000 people go the Fourth?
Wiles-Barre, PA!
That's what I was saying, but NOOOOOOOO...
I'm still not talking to you.
Anyone know if there's such a thing as diet paste>
I'm just askin'
watertiger, is this the teevee you just paid good money to have *repaired*?
I never had it repaired. Cost would have been the same as buying a new tv.
Not making up a thing, I swear to Ba'al.
Molly Ivors
Ground glass in the soup.
because you are too pretty and Haloscan is jalous
Plum P,canadian holiday
*blush*
WT -- now don't get cranky but.....what are you gonna do with it once you get it down the stairs?
I'M ON THE FIFTH FUCKING FLOOR!!!!
watertiger
They have buildings with no-fucking floors in NYC?
I hope this is pointed out to prospective tenants.
I'M ON THE FIFTH FUCKING FLOOR!!!!
You can almost see the steam coming out of her ears...