I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

First, then?


GravatarUndeserved front row seat.


GravatarMongoloid, he was a mongoloid...


GravatarGod bless Devo.

Jerry Casale. I had a wee crush on him.


GravatarAtrios got into the rubbing alcohol again.


Gravatar"billy, print this for me please!

Sorry atriots, I'm still working on the home network.


GravatarOkay, now do "Mongoloid!"


GravatarDevo?!?!


GravatarOK


GravatarDevo?!

And why not?


GravatarNow my 3 year old listens to DEVO 2.0. I think she got my geek genes...


Gravatarfrom the moment reagan got elected america started de-evolving - We Are Devo D-E-V-O!

Bugger!


GravatarI mean this one


GravatarI mean this one


GravatarFuck Reagan


GravatarOkay, now do "Mongoloid!"
watertiger


((((WHOOO)))))


GravatarWe are not, in fact, men.


GravatarWhip it...


GravatarQ: are we not men?


Gravatarwhere's the Dalek when we need him


Gravatarlet's hunt down members of the press and the administration and whip 'em! Whip 'em good!

Move forward.


GravatarJOCKO HOMO AGENDA


GravatarYou know, I have no DEVO on my latest podcast, which I'd fucking whore if the fucking thing would hurry the fuck up and fucking upload over fucking dialup.


GravatarWhip it...

TMI!

Or, stop flirting!


Gravatarshe;s juts the girl you want


GravatarProceed to eliminate ninnies and twits without me, as I'm passing out. Peace!


GravatarDialup? how quaint!


GravatarI used to know the guy who provided most of the pot in central/west Arkansas. He wasn't terribly sharp, and his New Age appropriation of Native American ideas was offensive.

Also knew a guy in an LSD lab. Haven't talked to him in years. He was rather other than normal. And named after a tree.


Gravatar Dialup? how quaint!

Yeah, and I keep meaning to call the satellite folks to fix my dish, but I'm always online so I can't. Oh, and I hate talking on the phone. And I'm lazy. And the sun was in my eyes.


Gravatarbut it wasn't a rock it was a...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_cgp4...&search=b52% 27s


Gravataraaaawwwwesome!

america 2006 is devolution in action


GravatarI'd have to say this week was easily one of the more discouraging ones - and I'm including nov. '04 - these people are sick the press are sickophants and the fascists do seem to be in control of the discourse. D-E-V-O!


Gravatar"billy, print this for me please!

Sorry atriots, I'm still working on the home network.
Melissa

OK.

WAIT! Did you saw Billy?

Are you on a cell phone?

Crank call!
Crank call!

.


GravatarSecret Service nabs Bradgeliolie-or-whatever-they're-being-called pictures:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/...a.ap/ index.html

No context whatsoever given for why said camera needed to be confiscated...


Gravatarsteve zissou!!!!


GravatarNTodd, you forgot to blame the Liberal Media.


Gravatar"Okay, now do "Mongoloid!"
watertiger


look here


GravatarOh, I'm going to bed.

I'm sure there's some chocolate somewhere.

Night!


GravatarMelissa is listening to Rock Lobster.

.


Gravatar NTodd, you forgot to blame the Liberal Media.

Isn't that a given? And you fucking hippies, too. And the queers. GodDAMN it, why is there such a vast conspiracy against me?


Gravatar Melissa is listening to Rock Lobster.

Banned in some venues for safety reasons.


GravatarWhip it...

Wasn't that the Pasty thread down below?


GravatarAnd the flag burners! and immigrants!


GravatarMelissa is listening to Rock Lobster.
agave

how old is she?


GravatarDEVOlution
is more believable than "Intelleigent design"


GravatarWasn't that the Pasty thread down below?

It's my first day!


Gravatarand immigrants!
The Old Man From Scene 24


IMMIGINTS
even when it was the bears i knew it was them


GravatarThanks Billy


GravatarThe Kidz would be annoyed with me if they weren't all asleep.


GravatarI want to be sedated


GravatarIsn't that a given? And you fucking hippies, too. And the queers

We're not hippies. We're fascists.

Sheesh.....


Gravatarhow old is she?
Plum P,canadian holiday

24

.


Gravataranother flashback from the early 80's

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zq7xy...& search=bauhaus


Gravatar24
agave

so the song is older than her!


GravatarWe're not hippies. We're fascists.

THEM TOO!


Gravatarhow old is she?
Plum P,canadian holiday


Celebrate my 24th birthday in like 11 days.


Gravatarpeace and humptiness forever


GravatarI want to be sedated
Ba'al

24 hrs a day?

.


Gravatarolexicon - may you get busy in the BK bathrooms of your dreams.


GravatarI want to be sedated
Ba'al

that can be arranged

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wMD7E...& search=ramones


GravatarCelebrate my 24th birthday in like 11 days.
Melissa


Eek!!

Everybody behave. The children are still up.....


GravatarCelebrate my 24th birthday in like 11 days.
Melissa

great! i've got 15 years on you!


Gravatarcircuses?

sure, devo will do.

and the world cup.


Gravatar24 is sweet.

I'm trying to remember, truly.

It was sweet, I think. Yes. It was.


GravatarI'm actually doing a bunch of tech work for their studio right now, Mutato Muzika.


GravatarI'm 23 today. Geez.


GravatarWenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.


GravatarFlea is the only artist able to crossover to Nickelodeon and retain his artistic intergretiy. Think about it.


Gravatar Celebrate my 24th birthday in like 11 days.
Melissa

great! i've got 15 years on you!


I'm +13.


GravatarI'm only 8 (in dog years).


Gravatar Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.


That always kills me.


GravatarI'm trying to remember, truly.

Let's see.. 24... vague memories of Purple Jesus.


Gravatar24
agave

so the song is older than her!
Plum P,canadian holiday

and the point is?

Full disclousure.

She won't be 24 till 11 days.
Loves the Beatles and ....

.


GravatarThey definitely lived in their own expansive universe, which I imagine grew into the space once occupied by their frontal lobe.


GravatarWhy not Oingo Boingo with Danny Elfman,. Been a long time since I heard "I Like Little Girls".


GravatarI'm +13.
NTodd

the travel section of La Presse yesterday celebrated...Burlington! A new tourism hotspot


Gravatari have always been here


GravatarIntegrity.


GravatarFull disclousure.

She won't be 24 till 11 days.
Loves the Beatles and ....

.
agave

no point, just an observation!


Gravatardude!


GravatarEverybody behave. The children are still up.....
flory, Business Manager



You don't even wanna know.

.


Gravatari have always been here
Atrios

(he really does read the threads, please behave everybody!)


GravatarBurlington! A new tourism hotspot
Plum P,


Burlington? Like, as in Ontario?

It's a cemetary with lights.


GravatarWell, I guess I'd better grab another beer. In for a penny, in for a 12-pack, as me Mum always used to say.


GravatarBurlington? Like, as in Ontario?

It's a cemetary with lights.
JR

no, Vermont you silly!


GravatarShrivel up, Atrios.
A good choice for late night Saturday devolution. Bob 1 plays a mean hollow body guitar on this, as he usually does on all Devo songs.
Praise Buddha for the 5 Superstuds from Akron.
Disclaimer: My old girlfriend's husband is General Boy's doctor.
Now how obscure a reference is that?
If you can dredge up a video of "Gates of Steel", then I'd be really impressed.


GravatarFlea is the only artist able to crossover to Nickelodeon

At least for the Western hemisphere. Lots of musicians get their work co-opted for anime and transition well (for what they do).


Gravatar i have always been here
Atrios



Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!!!


GravatarNow she's listening to I Wanna BE Sedated.

Not that I havent played that on full volumne before.

.


GravatarWell, I guess I'd better grab another beer. In for a penny, in for a 12-pack, as me Mum always used to say.

Maybe you should have some water or something.


Gravatar(he really does read the threads, please behave everybody!)

I just rescanned the entire thread for previously unperceived misbehavior and was sorely disappointed to find none.


GravatarAtrios,

We need more Yes post titles


Gravatari have always been here

We could tell by the sweatiness.


GravatarWell, since we're playing with YouTube music vids tonight, this one's giving me WAY too much enjoyment....


GravatarWe need more Yes post titles

Blue Oyster Cult.


Gravatarun grand classique

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Kv3oG...ch=romeo% 20void

never say never!


GravatarI'm going to bed.

Everybody look after everybody else.


Gravatarwatertiger, you gots mail...


GravatarBlue Oyster Cult.

Ok, sure.


GravatarThers,

You got some back.


GravatarWe need more Yes post titles

Blue Oyster Cult.
watertiger


Motorhead.


GravatarAtrios,

We need more Yes post titles
SteveAudio
i vote "Heart of the Sunrise"

Apropos of Something...


GravatarI did PA for a Motorhead concert once, in '83. They were actually nice guys.


Gravatar

i have always been here
Atrios | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 12:04 am | #


Um, no.


Gravatari vote "Heart of the Sunrise"

Works for me.


GravatarI feel so ignored.


GravatarDialup? how quaint!
The Old Man From Scene 24

I'm so far out in the booney's that can't even get a satellite aimed out.

and I've asked two questions this week that no one will answer.
1. are snakes tunnels or trains?
2. By popular definition isn't Jesus a clone?


GravatarMaybe you should have some water or something.

With all the rain we've had of late?


Gravatarthis one's giving me WAY too much enjoyment....
SteveNS

sugar high!


GravatarWalterNeff,

you are never ignored.


Gravatar I feel so ignored.

I pooped my pants.


GravatarAtrios has always been here because Kos won't let him go home.


GravatarEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!!!
GWPDA, Yclept y Yrat

Reminds me of the 1st time Melissa posted here and someone responded.

"OH, My God! They are talking to me!"

she ran from the computer

.


GravatarI pooped my pants.

Now everyone will indeed ignore you.


Gravatar Maybe you should have some water or something.

With all the rain we've had of late?
NTodd, Turtle Lover | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 12:14 am | #


JetBlue and miriam just called to inquire...


GravatarFive Percent for Nothing.


GravatarNow ELO

.


Gravatarecho beach!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CyzsB...ch=echo% 20beach


GravatarAnd You And I


GravatarJetBlue and miriam just called to inquire...

Are they both naked?


GravatarHow was the Canada Day weather, Plum P?


GravatarI pooped my pants.
NTodd, Turtle Lover

IPMP

.


GravatarWell, since we're playing with YouTube music vids tonight, this one's giving me WAY too much enjoyment....

My day has been made!


GravatarSiberian Khatru.


GravatarPlease, no Yes videos or music. It'll make me puke.


GravatarI pooped my pants.
NTodd, Turtle Lover


You were wearing some?

How....odd....


GravatarI pooped my pants.
NTodd, Turtle Lover


You were wearing some?

How....odd....


GravatarOuke away, James.

Something's Coming


Gravatar Please, no Yes videos or music. It'll make me puke.

I poop on you.


Gravatar Please, no Yes videos or music. It'll make me puke.

I poop on you.


Gravatar
Are they both naked?
NTodd, Turtle Lover | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 12:16 am | #


My sartorial status really is the point, NTodd...


GravatarNow ELO

.
agave


Jeff Lynne knows earworms.


GravatarThe Oh, No It's Devo! Tour was one of the best I've ever seen.


Gravatarthat was Puke away. Jeez, what a tool.


Gravatar"
"OH, My God! They are talking to me!"

she ran from the computer

.
agave
"

All things considered, that was probably the smartest thing she could have done.


GravatarNo ELO, Rush, Emerson Lake and Palmer either. I fought the good fight against that shit in '77. Thought a fucking stake had been driven through its heart. No Styx either. Or Chicago or Boston.,


Gravatarghost town

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dW2-E...=the% 20specials


GravatarAll things considered, that was probably the smartest thing she could have done.

Wise beyond her years.


GravatarMotör fucking head!


Gravatara bit of sun and a lot of storms

and it's not canada day anymore, so i have to change my name, any suggestions?


GravatarGhost Town by the Specials would be acceptable, however.


GravatarThey were actually nice guys.
SteveAudio


I don't know why that would be a suprise. They always look like they are having far too much fun.


GravatarGhost Town by the Specials would be acceptable, however.

Eerie. Was just playing on iTunes.


GravatarDev2.0 was painful to witness. I understand about selling out, but Disney just does awful things to products, like rid them of all subversion and sexual innuendo. Which isn't right for the target market, but it just shouldn't have been done to begin with./.


Gravatarand it's not canada day anymore, so i have to change my name, any suggestions?

It's Definitely Devo Day. Utilize that information howsoever strikes your fancy.


GravatarAll things considered, that was probably the smartest thing she could have done.
Nim, ham hock of liberty



Now it's The Pretenders

.


GravatarNow it's The Pretenders

I'd marry Chrissie Hynde.


GravatarSiberian Khatru.
NTodd


The Fish.


GravatarMotorhead? Everytime I see a roofer or asphalt sweeper I think of Motorhead. I see Lemmy in every Bowling Alley pin-setter and duct-cleaner and asbestos remover techinician. Its fucking depressing.


GravatarNow it's The Pretenders

Chrissie Hynde is the coolest of rock chicks.


GravatarThere is a trillion tons of earth per person on this planet.


GravatarYou were wearing some?

It was just a figure of speech.


GravatarNo ELO, Rush, Emerson Lake and Palmer either. I fought the good fight against that shit in '77. Thought a fucking stake had been driven through its heart. No Styx either. Or Chicago or Boston.,

One of these things is not like the others...


GravatarNo ELO, Rush, Emerson Lake and Palmer either. I fought the good fight against that shit in '77. Thought a fucking stake had been driven through its heart. No Styx either. Or Chicago or Boston.,
James Jesus Rimbaud


Still like some ELO.

You forgot Kansas and Yes.

.


GravatarChrissie Hynde is the coolest of rock chicks.
SteveNS


We saw her under the NM stars and Neil Young. Mmmmmm.


GravatarNow THIS is TOO COOL.

(Holds up lighter)


GravatarChrissie Hynde - pure genious. Sexy tough girl. She wanted to be in 999 but they turned her down. I always wondered what "Homicide" would sound like with her singing it.


GravatarChrissie Hynde, featuring a breakdancing seafarer who really, really belongs in a Power Rangers episode


GravatarJethro Tull would be awesome.


GravatarNo ELO, Rush, Emerson Lake and Palmer either. I fought the good fight against that shit in '77. Thought a fucking stake had been driven through its heart. No Styx either. Or Chicago or Boston.,
James Jesus Rimbaud
Still like some ELO.
You forgot Kansas and Yes.


Kids, there is Yes, and there are all those other bands. No comparison.

Going For The One.


GravatarInto The Lens.


Gravatarso i'm on a roll...LOVE CATS!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=v1fU6...e%20love% 20cats


GravatarWe saw her under the NM stars and Neil Young. Mmmmmm.

Greek Theatre, here in LA, in 2000. Wonderful show.


GravatarThe Cure is acceptable


GravatarChrissie Hynde is the coolest of rock chicks.

My hero. She's smart, she's sexy, and she she kicks the asses of people who piss her off.


GravatarHow'd you like to explain 25 years later that Chrissie wasn't good enough to be in YOUR band. Dumbasses. They still play pubs for beer money somewhere in England.


GravatarNow THIS is TOO COOL.

"The 40-Year Old Virgin" made me track down an .mp3 of that song.


GravatarI'm going to go out and buy some Champagne.


GravatarConform or be cast out.


GravatarC Hynde is a class act. Pure class.


GravatarEven though I liked punk and post-punk in the late 70s, I always had a pronlem with Devo. They're a concept band and the concept requires them to be stiff and mechanical. So there's little sense of rhythm, much less a sinuous groove.

They really should have tried to expand their horizons some, maybe hiring George Clinton as producer, since he'd be sympatico to their sci-fi fantasy while importing some much-needed funk. Instead they seem content to make retreads of Whip It, like the current song.


GravatarC Hynde is a class act. Pure class.

"I shot my mouth off, and he showed me what that hole was for"

Best. Lyric. Ever.


GravatarMan, they don't make kick-ass videos like that anymore.

Devo totally rocks.


GravatarChrissy = Cool

Also Lisa Dal Bello.

And the inimitably bent Carol Pope.


GravatarHey, Thers, I just scored another publication!


GravatarJeb Bush News

Gov. Jeb Bush has used his recently revived nonprofit foundation to pay a former campaign finance director and two former campaign aides.

Although Bush has said his Foundation for Florida's Future is not a way of keeping his political machine intact after he leaves office early next year, recent disclosures on the foundation's Web site show that it paid:
Nearly $99,000 to Ann Herberger, Bush's campaign finance director during two campaign and a longtime political fund-raiser for his family.

• Nearly $70,000 to Neil Newhouse of Washington-based GOP Public Opinion Strategies group for polling last October.

• $48,000 for "management services" to a lobbying and public-affairs firm whose staff includes Mandy Clark and Mandy Fletcher. Both worked on Bush's reelection campaign and on his brother's presidential reelection campaign.

• $23,500 for "legal services" from the Washington law and lobbying firm Patton Boggs.

• $20,000 in February to GOP political strategist Adam Goodman's The Victory Group Inc.

The foundation has spent about $320,000 of the $1.9 million it has raised since Bush revived it in the fall, according to its Web site. Those contributions have come from friends, former colleagues and campaign contributors, and even the prime minister of Haiti.


Gravatar"I didn't want to sleep with Jimi Hendrix. I wanted to BE Jimi Hendrix."

-- Chrissie Hynde


GravatarThe Jam!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8O-pj...earch=the% 20jam


Gravatarhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=v1fU6...fU6...e%20love% 20cats
Plum P | Homepage

Thanks for that.

.


Gravatari have always been here
Atrios

huh, i knew that... i can't believe you wouldn't know that i knew that... that the thing at kos was just... just a parody, right, you knew that huh...


Gravatarcircuses?

in this tent we have chrissie hynde.


GravatarLisa Dal Bello circa 1995


GravatarNow THIS is TOO COOL.

(Holds up lighter)
Thers, Ego-Driven



You obviously don't know cool...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WYj1b...joel% 20pressure


Gravatar

"I didn't want to sleep with Jimi Hendrix. I wanted to BE Jimi Hendrix."

-- Chrissie Hynde
watertiger | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 12:29 am | #


The latter being patently impossible, I'd gladly have opted for the former.

Same goes for Depp.


GravatarWe always feared that OB, Devo and TMBG would be like Buckaroo Banzai: the concept is the concept, and it would be a lot better with some refining.


GravatarPaul Weller - I'd take some Style Council even.


GravatarI'd take Adam Ant and Marco Pirroni over Devo anyday too.


GravatarCher will always be my favorite female singer. She's smart, vampy and a bitch. What's not to like?


Gravatarwhite riot?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1YYJ1...rch=The% 20clash


GravatarYou obviously don't know cool...

Marcia Brady∞

Eeeek!

I associate that song with a very nasty, prolonged bout of insomnia when I was 12 or so.


GravatarC Hynde is a class act. Pure class.
Thers, Ego-Driven | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 12:27 am |

Limbaugh uses the intro to My City Was Gone as his theme music. Apparently she gives all Rush's royalty money to PETA.


Gravatarthere will never be another one like tiny tim.


GravatarIf you wanna do old Clash, nothing beats "I'm so Bored with The USA."


Gravatar
You obviously don't know cool...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WYj1b...joel% 20pressure
Marcia Brady∞


Oh dear...

IT BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS!


GravatarDo you guys do requests?

London Calling?

The Clash

(Fuck without us speaking Melissa is doing The Clash)

.


GravatarIT BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS!
Thers, Ego-Driven


C'mon, the part in the fluffy, fluffy hair makes the look.


GravatarYankee soldier, he wanna shoot some skag
He meet it in Cambodia, now he can't afford a bag
Yankee dollar talk to the dictators of the world
In fact its giving orders, and they can't afford to miss a word.

I'm so Bored With the USA


GravatarCher's music sucks.


Gravatar
I associate that song with a very nasty, prolonged bout of insomnia when I was 12 or so.


I associate that song with billy joel, which makes me want to drink drano.


GravatarReminds me of the 1st time Melissa posted here and someone responded.
"OH, My God! They are talking to me!"

Like the Living Seas exhibit at Epcot. Thought it was phony until the ex waved at one of the divers and he suddenly waved back. I've got socks older than 24, enjoy your youth.....and don't blink.


GravatarEven Thers ignoring me now--must be a sign.


GravatarBurn Hollywood Burn


http://youtube.com/watch?v=d0Ed9...eld%20open% 20up


Gravatar"I didn't want to sleep with Jimi Hendrix. I wanted to BE Jimi Hendrix."

-- Chrissie Hynde
watertiger


http://youtube.com/watch?v=jyqvm...chrissy% 20hynde


GravatarI associate that song with billy joel, which makes me want to drink drano.
Thers, Ego-Driven


That's too bad. He says he likes you very much.


GravatarEven Thers ignoring me now--must be a sign.

Sorry, didn't you get the last astral projection?


Gravatarcheney_usa

forget trying to talk to the 'cool guys'
they're into self promotion.


GravatarNow here's some 80's hair


GravatarYour favorite band sucks.

G'night.


GravatarC Hynde is a class act. Pure class.
Thers, Ego-Driven

Right.

.


Gravatarrequest from agave

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IiVbk...ondon% 20calling


GravatarI associate that song with billy joel, which makes me want to drink drano.

Well, at least she didn't link to this...


Gravatar
That's too bad. He says he likes you very much.


Have you ever been in a bar with about 750 cops and will-be cops all bawling out "Piano Man," completely blitzed on Miller Lite?


GravatarSorry, didn't you get the last astral projection?
Thers, Ego-Driven | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 12:37 am | #


Is that what that was?

I mistook it for a nocturnal emission.


GravatarPlum P

Thanks for the Romeo Void. Debra Iyall is doing art now, has a project teaching Native American kids (she is a Colville Indian); he website is pretty cool too. Always admired her!


Gravatarholiday in Cambodia anyone?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ievFU...dead% 20kennedys


GravatarTime to inject some class into this thread


GravatarTlazolteotl : i loved her too when i was a teen!


Gravatarhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=1R6cF...chrissy% 20hynde


GravatarOne thing troublling me however....I forgot the name of that bald Hills-Have-Eyes looking dude that fronted Midnight Oil. Anybody?


Gravatarholiday in Cambodia anyone?

Whew, DK brings back memories


GravatarPeter Garrett?


GravatarThey have lots of Cocteau Twins videos over at YouTube as well - check out Iceblink Luck; Liz looks very glamorous!


GravatarThe scary thing was watching "Split Second" and thinking "Now where have I seen that guy playing the nightclub owner before?"

Then it hit me.

Ian Drury.


GravatarMarcia Brady:
Why did I click on that Billy Joel link?

That song won't go away.

MAKE IT STOP!!!!


GravatarSonic Youth!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AGML3...h=sonic% 20youth


Gravatarhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=kg7yh...chrissy% 20hynde

.


Gravatarand of course, one adventurous detachable penis

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qADa8...=king% 20missile


GravatarThat song won't go away.

MAKE IT STOP!!!!


I'm telling you, it still gives me panic attacks when I hear it.


Gravatarhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=IiVbk...=IiVbk...ondon% 20calling
Plum P

The sound sucked, but I loved it!

thanks

.


GravatarHave you ever been in a bar with about 750 cops and will-be cops all bawling out "Piano Man," completely blitzed on Miller Lite?
Thers, Ego-Driven


Well, no.

And why would anyone want to?


Gravatarok, enough from moi

time for bed

au revoir!


GravatarHer ya go: < a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=ya6VplBfz4E&search=heaven%2017">Penthouse and Pavement


GravatarYeah, time for the dog's last pee-break.

later chiropterae


GravatarI leave you with this.


GravatarOh, crap - I didn't close that tag correctly, did I. You guys know what I mean

again


GravatarPlum P | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 12:36

John Lydon in that video sounds as if he's been taking voice lessons, or at least vibrato lessons. He's much less wild than he used to be, which fits the song.

Nest step for JL: Dancing lessons.


GravatarBrenda and Eddie
were the popular steadies
and the king and the queen of the prom

Give me Billy Joel earworms will ya, ya pack o'
Uptown Girls? Well don't forget your second winds.

Actually, I love you just the way you are.


Gravatarhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=qADa8...=qADa8...=king% 20missile
Plum P


Me: Like a nite mare I've had.

Melissa: I want one of those

..


Gravatarhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=KnUHs...aQ& search=clash

The Clash, way out front.


GravatarSomewhere high in the desert near a curtain of blue
St. Anne's skirts are billowing
But down here in the city of prime nights
The fans of Santa Ana are withering
And you can't deny the living is easy
If you never look behind the scenery
It's Showtime for dry climes
And bedlam is dreaming of rain
When the hills of Los Angeles are burning
Palm trees are candles in the MURDER wind
So many lives are on the breeze
Even the stars are ill at ease
And Los Angeles is burning


GravatarTime to inject some class into this thread
JR, kerosene and a match


Fair enough.


GravatarThis is not a test
of the emergency broadcast system
When Malibu fires and radio towers
Conspire to dance again
And I cannot believe the Media Mecca
They're only trying to peddle reality
Catch it on Prime Time
Story at nine
The whole world is going insane
When the hills of Los Angeles are burning
Palm trees are candles in the MURDER wind
So many lives are on the breeze
Even the stars are ill at ease
And Los Angeles is Burning


GravatarA placard reads "the end of days"
Jacaranda boughs are bending in the haze
More a question than a curse
How could hell be any worse
The flames are stunning
The cameras running
So take warning!
When the hills of Los Angeles are burning
Palm trees are candles in the MURDER wind
So many lives are on the breeze
Even the stars are ill at ease
And Los Angeles is burning


GravatarAnybody remember the Clash on that old Saturday Night Live knockoff called "Fridays". It was right when London's Calling came out and before Joe Strummer got his teeth fixed. If you watched that shit and had any sensibility, you were done with Kansas, Yes, Boston, ELO, Zeppelin etc etc etc. I mean, it was that simple. Around that time dumbass Dick Clark had Pil(Johnny Rotten's new band) on American Bandstand. All the punks new it was an accident waiting to happen for Dick, so I watched the fucking show for the only time in my life. John stopped lip-syching one verse into Poptones and started shoving the dancers over their little pedestals.


GravatarWe are not men?


GravatarWho is that Keri Yeri - X?


GravatarThe Clash, way out front.

I remember hearing London Calling for the first time and casting a sidelong glance at my record collection and just thinking, "I've been wasting my time."


GravatarHave you forgotten? You want to talk about the old school without mentioning Mr Brett Gurewitz...


GravatarJJR,
Here.

and

Here.


GravatarWe got to babysit our granddaughter!

Too much fun!


GravatarArcade Fire: fantastique!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8...h=arcade% 20fire


Gravatarhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=KnUHs...aQ& search=clash

The Clash, way out front.
Al Swearengen

Nice!

.


GravatarFair enough.
Thers


I am smitten by the woman in that video.


GravatarWe got to babysit our granddaughter!

Too much fun!
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Don't get her fixated on feets, okay?


GravatarFlory, Marcia B--come on over. Lots of picnic leftovers, including plenty of booze.

And George Clooney movies.


GravatarI have returned. Or something.


GravatarI am smitten by the woman in that video.

She's no Neko Case, but yeah.


GravatarTlazoteotl--Due to the similarity of names, I always associate Heaven 17 with Haircut 100, the latter name capturing 80s British rock all too well and with great humor.

Around the time those bands made a splash, I hellped a band I knew with the lyric "Discobilly/Is knocking them silly/It's the latest stupid trend from England."


GravatarBless you my son, you are going to heaven.


GravatarAl--right now, she's more intrigued by dangly shiny things. I have a necklace that kept her occupied for a significant period of time.

So instead of shoes, we'll work on baubles


GravatarHere's another great one

>Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos


GravatarPunk failed. It overturned the apple cart then OD'd and went away leaving behind duran duran and hair metal bands.


GravatarToo much fun!
Sallyh

cool! does she read Karl Marx yet?


GravatarAny room left in here?


GravatarPlum--alas, no, but I have some lovely picture books on order for her


GravatarHave you ever been in a bar with about 750 cops and will-be cops all bawling out "Piano Man," completely blitzed on Miller Lite?
Thers, Ego-Driven


No, but I have been in a theatre watching Evil Dead III, with a head full of four hits of acid, and everyone else in the theatre was a cop.


GravatarHeaven 17 was actually one of the bands the little girls in A Clockwork Orange were considering buying, before they gor picked up by Alex.


GravatarWhat savior rests while on his cross we die?
Forgotten freedom burns.


GravatarMena--come join Flory, Marcia and me! Lots of leftover picnic food and George Clooney on the DVD!


GravatarPunk failed. It overturned the apple cart then OD'd and went away leaving behind duran duran and hair metal bands.

Tell that to Green Day.


GravatarI see Dick Cheney got a clean bill of health. Anybody check the hospitals for a John Doe who fell into a coma while playing skeeball?


Gravatarnow..voici my tender side

fade into you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U...de%20into% 20you

(for the boys here)


GravatarShe's no Neko Case, but yeah.

I don't believe she's ever appeared in a NP video :-(

Which is particularly unfortunate, since not all of us get to see them perform live...


GravatarOoh Sallyh - I can do that. No nibblies for me, I just had supper with friends. But some GC and a drink with you guys sounds delish!


GravatarWhat savior rests while on his cross we die?

How can one rest on a cross?


GravatarHeaven 17: let me go ( big hit with moi back then)


GravatarTlazolteotl,

Did you ever see this?


GravatarTell that to Green Day

That's not punk, that's snot.

Having said that, I know a lot of songwriters that would give their left little finger to have written "Best Time Of Your Life".


GravatarYeah, punk went away, that's why the only American rock worth listening to and most of the crap as well is all punk.


GravatarDraco, that's pretty funny.

I liked Haircut 100 as well, but Heaven 17 really got badly overlooked, a little like early Gang of Four.


GravatarWhich is particularly unfortunate, since not all of us get to see them perform live...
SteveNS


Eli opnce showed us a video of the NP cover of Toronto's "Your Daddy Don't Know." Neko was in that.


GravatarWhich is particularly unfortunate, since not all of us get to see them perform live...
SteveNS


Eli opnce showed us a video of the NP cover of Toronto's "Your Daddy Don't Know." Neko was in that.


Gravatargreen day? I suppose after 15+ years of dealing with the legacy of punk green day finally gave us something good.

I don't have anything against punk the music, but punk the movement tore down without building up.


GravatarTell that to Green Day.
Thers, Ego-Driven | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 1:00 am | #


And the Buzzcocks. And the Cramps. And Billy Goat.


GravatarYouse guys see this (London) Times article about the blogs? Methinks Ms Baxter has gone native in the Beltway:

Democrats turn on blogger with a mighty mouth
Sarah Baxter, Washington

OF all the political bloggers in America, Markos Moulitsas Zuniga, creator of the left-wing website the Daily Kos, is perhaps the most powerful. Famous for dishing out criticism, he is now under attack himself, accused of being an election loser who bestows favours on his flatterers.
Like the film-maker Michael Moore, of Fahrenheit 9/11 fame, the prolific and acerbic California blogger thrills his fans but causes moderate Democrats to worry that he could jeopardise the party’s hopes of winning power.


GravatarHaving said that, I know a lot of songwriters that would give their left little finger to have written "Best Time Of Your Life".
==


I know a couple of those myself.


GravatarHow can one rest on a cross?
rorschach | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 1:01 am |

The point is that he's not on it, we are. From Flogging Molly's "Drunken Lullabies." Really good lyrics like "blues for fascists" Billy Joel never wrote.


GravatarMick Jones in a suit! I think I'm in love!


GravatarNobody ever mentions the Motels. I loved "Total Control".


GravatarOy. She even quotes Wonkette and Bobo.


GravatarI don't have anything against punk the music, but punk the movement tore down without building up.
Tabletop | 07.02.06 - 1:03 am |

And metal built up what, David Roth's pants?


GravatarMassive Attack?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l...tack% 20teardrop

for the wingnuts, they like foetuses


GravatarPlum P--will you join the femmes Americains in a drink?


GravatarAnd I miss Joe Strummer, dammit :-(


GravatarDid anyone ever hear more from Moonbootica today? I feel bad for her.


GravatarHow can one rest on a cross?
rorschach | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 1:01 am |

The point is that he's not on it, we are.


So when you say he's resting on the cross, you mean he's neither resting nor on the cross.

Well put.


Gravatarwill you join the femmes Americains in a drink?
Sallyh,

bien sûr!


GravatarAnother favorite -I've been listening to this album a lot lately!

E=MC^2


GravatarI went to a Van Halen concert and David Roth shook his butt in my face with his open bare pants. I nearly swooned.


GravatarOh ho, I'm missing a punk discussion? I'd say punk definitely brought political and social awareness to a lot of people. Sure, some of the 1980s punk became empty anger music, but the good stuff almost always expressed messages.


GravatarDid anyone ever hear more from Moonbootica today? I feel bad for her.
mena

she'll get over it. She knows deep down that Ingueland was playing awful from the start of this tournament.


GravatarOh ho, I'm missing a punk discussion? I'd say punk definitely brought political and social awareness to a lot of people. Sure, some of the 1980s punk became empty anger music, but the good stuff almost always expressed messages.
puppethead | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 1:09 am | #


Not anymore you aren't!


GravatarI always thought the punk movement morphed into the Seattle grunge thing.


GravatarSure, some of the 1980s punk became empty anger music, but the good stuff almost always expressed messages.

The most prescient of which was MTV, Get Off The Air.

Just sayin'.


GravatarYo, Jeffraham, this project might help with your WiFi reception.

http://demi0urgos.livejournal.co...l.com/ 5924.html


GravatarI ♥ The Fall.

Punk bands that live long enough to learn how to play their instruments are amazing.


GravatarOy, Chrissy influences. Remember this album fondly.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5mAyt...h=Pat% 20Benatar

Some later stuff

http://youtube.com/watch?v=I3rdf...h=Pat% 20Benatar

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eZjTs...h=Pat% 20Benatar


GravatarDid you ever see this?
Thers, Ego-Driven

That needs to be played loud on my stereo!

Thanks

.


Gravatarand finally ( for real this time) i leave you with my favorite band in the whole world. They are called The Super Furry Animals, they are from Wales and it's perfect excentric pop. I adore them


GOD! Show me magic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i...furry% 20animals


Gravatar{{{Jeffraham and Curly!!!}}}


GravatarOkay, one more.

a surprise


GravatarIf I had stairs, I'd be rolling down them, too drunk to fuck.


GravatarThomas Dolby with Kiki Dee?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3vPPD...70& search=dolby


GravatarMy memory's slipping. What was the name of the video posted here a month or so ago featuring Bootsy Collins doing a cover version of something?

The video featured dozens of kittens attending an all-kitten dance club where one of them twirled around splay-legged on the turntable.


GravatarIf I had stairs, I'd be rolling down them, too drunk to fuck.
==


Cool. I am far too sober. This is wrong.


GravatarI ? The Fall.

Punk bands that live long enough to learn how to play their instruments are amazing.
rorschach

i have about 13 of their records (which is less than a third of the albums they recorded) and saw them live twive, once in Toronto, the other one in Glasgow, Mark E Smith is one scary fucker from up close!


GravatarThe Fall's "Carrybag Man" is a song I used to shut people up in my car long ago. People tend to run on to fill the silence with mindless chatter. "Carrybag Man" by the Fall, "Who Killed Mr. Moonlight" by Bauhaus were two of my favorite songs for causing unease to passengers.


GravatarCarrybags strewn all around the room

Pure genious.


GravatarSo when you say he's resting on the cross

WHAT SAVIOR RESTS,
WHILE, ON HIS CROSS, WE DIE
In other words, and this usage is legitimate English by the way YOU FUCKING RETARDED NAZI WHO IS STUPID BECAUSE KOS TOLD YOU TO BE STUPID, what savior is off of his cross and resting while we are on his cross instead of him and dying in his place.


GravatarThe video featured dozens of kittens attending an all-kitten dance club where one of them twirled around splay-legged on the turntable.

I have no idea but here are some viking kittens.

If you're unfamiliar, click. It's worth it.


Gravatarby Bauhaus were two of my favorite songs for causing unease to passengers.
James Jesus Rimbaud

i like Ministry to shut up people!


GravatarYEAH.


GravatarYo
party next door, live band
horned my way in on a blues deal and blew away pony blow
now young kids, time to listen
have a great 4th


GravatarI have no idea but here are some viking kittens.

If you're unfamiliar, click. It's worth it.
previously pre

love that animator!


GravatarIt's fucking rock and roll. If you need more than 3 chords and the pentatonic scale then you're one pretentious mother.


Gravatar"Silent Hedges" always puts a chill down my spine.


GravatarMena--I can help you fix that, you know.


GravatarInitially launched for little more than their value as political theater, these vituperative attacks have now taken on a life of their own, fueling a murderous rage, the likes of which hasn't been seen in this country since the ethnic cleansing of Tulsa in 1921.

How does a responsible patriot like Rocco DiPippo respond? He publishes the home address of a NY Times photographer after implying that she betrayed the Ed Wood of Warfare's vacation address to terrorists by shooting this photo:

Rocco is catching pure hell from the French in his comments section right now. I urge my readers to join me in his defense.posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot


Gravatarif you see Moonboo tomorrow, post her this, it will make her smile!

http://uk.sports.yahoo.com/world...song/ index.html


Gravatarhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=FiHq_...=oingo% 20boingo


GravatarThers, I like your link.
Tee hee.
It's weird to be a chick horn player.
Approach the stage armed with your tenor sax and oh my.


Gravatarlove that animator!

Great lyricist too.

"I like gravity and turtles..."

http://www.rathergood.com/your_pants/


GravatarSpeaking of vikings and music, everyone should watch Joel Trussel's War Photographer. It's an amazing animated rock battle between viking ships.


GravatarJoementum


"So Ned Lamont raised $245,593.99 on the web compared to Sen. Lieberman's $359.00. That doesn't bother me. Joe doesn't need donations from a bunch of blog-reading Frenchmen. He's raking in the banking and insurance bucks."
The General is cookin' tonight!


GravatarIf I had stairs, I'd be rolling down them, too drunk to fuck.
==


Cool. I am far too sober. This is wrong.
mena | 07.02.06 - 1:18 am | #


I exaggerate. Fucking is well within the realm of possibility.


Gravatarugh


Gravatarhttp://rathergood.com/

you'll spend hours there

i really like My Cat's Got Knees


and the cats doing the Whites Stripes, a classic!

http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/


Gravatarhttp://rathergood.com/

you'll spend hours there

i really like My Cat's Got Knees


and the cats doing the Whites Stripes, a classic!

http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/


GravatarI have no idea but here are some viking kittens.

Lion kitty Maxx likes that one. I like how at the end you find out they're just crossing a pond.

To conquer the other shore. Hee hee. Kittens on the attack!!


GravatarMena--I can help you fix that, you know.
==



What happened to the other two party girls - too late for them?


GravatarThe best cover evah:

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

"I'm sorry, dear, but I'm out of KY Jelly...."


Gravatarhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=GPN5i...t% 20underground

I always regretted not going to hear the Velvet Underground when the first played the Fillmore in SF.


GravatarMost. Depressing. Video. Ever.

Lovely tune, though.


Gravatarand the cats doing the Whites Stripes, a classic!

That one was the first for me. Changed my view of the Internets substantially.


GravatarFuck. Somebody left the lid up.


GravatarThis worldwide and fanatical popularity of futbol is an absolute mystery to me.

What the fuck? You can spend all that time gaining territory and never get a chance to build on your efforts? A hundred different turnovers per game is the very picture of futility!


Gravatarhttp://www.rathergood.com/your_pants/
previously pre | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 1:25 am | #


COW--UUUBE!


GravatarPlummy! I thought you left us - glad you haven't.


GravatarAll cats are Cat-tho-licks. Tom cats are Roaming Cat-tho-licks.


GravatarI was sorry to read that Sleater-Kinney are disbanding. Those chicks are a lot of fun.


GravatarThis worldwide and fanatical popularity of futbol is an absolute mystery to me.

What the fuck? You can spend all that time gaining territory and never get a chance to build on your efforts? A hundred different turnovers per game is the very picture of futility!
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 1:31 am | #


The fact that football escapes your understanding is utterly unsurprising.


GravatarThey got stuff on eMusic, though.


GravatarRemnick on C-SPAN, so I looked at the New Yorker site. There's New Sy Hersh.


GravatarCOW--UUUBE!

Am deciphering. May need to go sleep off the incomprehensibility.


GravatarThe fact that football escapes your understanding is utterly unsurprising.

I'll say. Toby is too stupid to live.


GravatarI discovered the Spongmonkeys at rathergood and fell in love. this was pre-quizno's. Haven't been in a while, but the white stripes kitties sounds good.

Rorschach - are you all alone?


GravatarPlummy! I thought you left us - glad you haven't.
mena

i cant quit you


GravatarIt's just not an interesting game, Rorschach. I certainly respect the athleticism, but come on. Those guys are constantly losing the ball to the other team.

Soccer's like football's retarded cousin. Or maybe it's more like football's first draft.

Use your fucking hands, morons!


Gravatartoby, nobody cares what you think about futbol or anything else.


GravatarThe anti-war Left are using the argument that the Times is merely defending our civil liberties. But that’s a ruse. This is only about undermining the Bush Administration. Because these disclosures —which are, on their face, illegal— affect virtually none of the assholes who think it’s so goddamned important that the whole world know about them.


GravatarFourlegs, check this one: It's Elbow redoing Destiny's Child "independant woman".

The cats on the xylophone is amazing!

http://www.rathergood.com/indepe...ependent_woman/


GravatarJoel V. does manage to slip some worthwhile moments into even the most intolerable web animations.

http://www.rathergood.com/looking/



"My leapord's navigation skills are totally crap;
I really ought to teach that little shit how to read a map."


GravatarHey, a phrase I invented here is an FDL headline. I've invented an etymology. Neat.


GravatarRemnick on C-SPAN, so I looked at the New Yorker site. There's New Sy Hersh.


Aiiiii-yahhh.

I'm not sure I can bear to read it. I'm about a third of the way through Suskind's book and I'm just heartsick.

Truly.

Thank god for lion kitty Maxx. He has been valiantly fighting to buck up my spirits.


GravatarSee what happens when you have no vision and will say anything to score an inconsequential tactical victory?

It was the American People, by the way —and not fucking Diebold or Kenneth Blackwell or the Knights Templar— who defeated the dumbass Kerry in 2004. Remember that next time out and maybe we can keep our republic, you stupid hippies.


GravatarAm deciphering. May need to go sleep off the incomprehensibility.
previously pre | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 1:34 am | #


The explanation lies here.


GravatarUse your fucking hands, morons!

I know you said that specifically so someone could say this, but I'll bite nonetheless:

"Use your fucking head, moron!"


GravatarThe worst part about futbol is that Hick Amerikkka is obligated to like it by all of you hippie Eurowankers.


GravatarSteveNS | 07.02.06 - 1:30 am | #

That Sigur Ros tune sounds like they lifted much of the melody from a Beethoven piece the title of which escapes me.

But it's the one Karl Haas used for the intro to his NPR show, and was featured in the Coen Bros' The Man Who Wasn't There too


GravatarOkay, someone mentioned Ministry, so I had to go looking for Jesus Built My Hotrod. Found this instead:

Lay Lady Lay

Sounds like Bob Dylan playing "Bela Lugosi's Dead" or something. Ha!


Gravatarick
make him go away
he should be dust in the wind


GravatarEven if the al-Qaedists’ pre-war links with Saddam were all supposition, it still wouldn’t change the central fact of our fight against Islamofascism today: our men and women in uniform are fighting these savages over there. The jihadists and mujahadeen who so desperately want a piece of the Great Satan can have it on Arab soil and not here.

Anybody who doesn’t understand that particular aspect of our strategy against the Islamofascists is either a dumbass or an anti-war Democrat.


GravatarNo, pre. Using your head gives you concussions.

No wonder, then, that these people are walking around impaired. And the degenerate alcoholics who follow them try to mimic the disorder by getting their load on and throwing lawn furniture at each other.


GravatarThe explanation lies here.

...no, it doesn't. I don't think there is an explanation. It just... is.


GravatarHey, a phrase I invented here is an FDL headline. I've invented an etymology. Neat.

Holy crap!

Hey, you didn't get credit either. Kind of like when "whiny-ass titty baby" became common. Or "eatage."

Speaking of inventing things, I need the help of an expert wordsmith such as yourself.


Gravatarand if you missed it his week:

Olbermann Slams O'Reilly: “Your Ratings Whoopin' Stick Is Now Smaller Than Your...Falafel”...

http://pageoneq.com/news/2006/ ms...nbc_062806.html

a must!


GravatarIt's just not an interesting game, Rorschach. I certainly respect the athleticism, but come on. Those guys are constantly losing the ball to the other team.

Soccer's like football's retarded cousin. Or maybe it's more like football's first draft.

Use your fucking hands, morons!
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 1:36 am | #


Goddamn, but you are stupid.


GravatarBut it's the one Karl Haas used for the intro to his NPR show, and was featured in the Coen Bros' The Man Who Wasn't There too
Draco


I'm pretty much illiterate about classical music, but I'll have to remember to check that out -- thanks!


GravatarNo, pre. Using your head gives you concussions.

I use my head quite frequently without experiencing concussions.


GravatarBob Dylan: another thing that I'm supposed to like but usually don't.

He's right up there with Wagnerian opera and contemporary country in my book.


GravatarAnybody who doesn’t understand that particular aspect of our strategy against the Islamofascists is either a dumbass or an anti-war Democrat.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 1:40 am | #

You say "our strategy"; which branch of our armed services were you in?


GravatarOkay, gots to go now. Run out of energy. I'm still recovering from food poisoning I got from a sandwich on Friday. Last time I get take-out from that place. I'm emailing the health department on Monday. Yo, they need to refrigerate that chicken salad!


GravatarSounds like Bob Dylan playing "Bela Lugosi's Dead" or something. Ha!
Tlazolteotl

I am the "someone". But you've got it exactly there


Gravatartoby, nobody cares what you think about music or anything else.


GravatarHey, a phrase I invented here is an FDL headline. I've invented an etymology. Neat.
Thers, Ego-Driven | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 1:37 am | #

Let's hope it catches on better than "bobo" did. I always picture Brooks checking dictionaries to see iif his coinage and he rate a mention.


Gravatar
Speaking of inventing things, I need the help of an expert wordsmith such as yourself.


I am at your service.


GravatarGoddamn, but you are stupid.

Amazing, isn't it?


Gravatar The explanation lies here.

...no, it doesn't. I don't think there is an explanation. It just... is.
previously pre | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 1:40 am | #


Well, I's just tryin' to splain where the cowuuube reference came from.


GravatarHe's right up there with Wagnerian opera and contemporary country in my book.

Someone wrote a letter to Penthouse Forum about Wagnerian opera?


GravatarI am at your service.


OOOOh, goody. I shall email you.


GravatarI’m certainly enjoying Markos Zuniga’s meltdown —and think you should, too. After being illicitly quoted by Jason Zengerle of The New Republic —from a super-duper top secret e-mail he had sent out to his fellow moonbats— Zuniga lashed out TNR with such self-important vehemence that one must believe he’s worried that his credibility is under suspicion.

That’s right, you nauseatingly stupid and effeminate fuck: it’s those pesky “Lieberman-worshipping neocon owners” who are trying to bring you down. Go endorse a candidate, little girl.


GravatarAnybody who doesn’t understand that particular aspect of our strategy against the Islamofascists is either a dumbass or an anti-war Democrat.

"Cows have a very high surface tension."

Anybody who doesn't understand this particular aspect of zoology and its relation to international affairs is either a dumbass or a blogofascist.


GravatarThe phrase is "stupid and ugly and nobody likes him." No worries -- Atrios is merely his Biz Markie to my Gilbert O'Sullivan.


GravatarI can't read Sy Hersch anymore.


GravatarAmazing, isn't it?
fourlegsgood
==

I'd be embarrassed for him, but I don't want to.


Erin - will you bring the sax to eschacon? I'd love to hear you play.


GravatarI'm pulling up weeds in my backyard so I don't have to pull up the ones in my front yard.


GravatarWho do I blame? The New Dealers. For making the Democrats into a party of moronic titty-babies who believe that the Government is omnipotent.


GravatarWell, I's just tryin' to splain where the cowuuube reference came from.

S'cool and all. I've seen pretty much every SWF available on rathergood. A vestige interest from my undergraduate years...


Gravatar"Go endorse a candidate, little girl.
Toby Petzold
"

I get it! I get it! He's not -really- a girl, he's a boy.

It's funny cause it's not true.


GravatarTrue to his mission, Duncan Black banned me after a single comment.

One that criticized Valerie Plame and her pimp.

The only conclusion I can draw is that Black is on their Christmas card list.


GravatarI did, however, enjoy that Dylan documentary on PBS. Dylan's more interesting as an historical phenomenon than as an actual artist.


GravatarIf I ever jump into a thread, and start answering questions that noone asked, just shoot me, k?


Gravatarwell, if you're going to argue with the troll, i'm going to bed

salut!


GravatarBe back later when I can think and see.

Melissa is safe in bed, as are the cats.

ME? I am in the ozone.

.


GravatarWho do I blame? The New Dealers. For making the Democrats into a party of moronic titty-babies who believe that the Government is omnipotent.

Mr. Petzold, this is what you were looking for in the Google search that brought you here.

Enjoy, bye.


GravatarHow boring! Copying and pasting me from months ago.

What sort of a loser would go to such trouble? And for what reason?


GravatarThis is only about undermining the Bush Administration. - Toby Petzold

From the mouths of babes...

If ever there was an administration in need of undermining.

.


GravatarStill riding on a high because the first essay I ever published is going to be republished in an anthology!!

(essay available online)


GravatarI can't read Sy Hersch anymore.

Why not, Pince?


Gravatar One that criticized Valerie Plame and her pimp.

Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 1:50 am | #


The one who put the noose around his neck, in Baghdad, and dared Saddam to hang him for protecting the Americans under his care?

I wouldn't cross the street to piss on you, you chickenshit cocksucker.


GravatarS'cool and all. I've seen pretty much every SWF available on rathergood. A vestige interest from my undergraduate years...
previously pre | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 1:48 am | #


You are so hep!


GravatarI wouldn't cross the street to piss on you, you chickenshit cocksucker.
fourmorewars




Gravatar(essay available online)
rorschach
==

Where? I'd love to read it.


GravatarSteveNS--That Beethoven piece I mention before as the inspiration for Sigur Ros was Opus 13, Piano sonata No 8, popularly known as the Pathetique.


GravatarAt some point soon, it will be necessary for the Bush Administration to set in motion the machinery that takes our confrontation with Iran to the next level.

I do not wish to see a military campaign against Iran, but I don’t see how the issue can be avoided. It certainly can’t be deferred by the same timetable that Saddamite Iraq was.


Gravatar"(essay available online)"

Ror, Where?


GravatarWhere's the A team at tonight, anyway? You guys just don't rate.


GravatarGiving out the essay's location will out my identity. E-mail me and I'll send the URL to you.


GravatarYou are so hep!

I am so in need of better things to do with my time.


GravatarI do not wish to see a military campaign against Iran, but I don’t see how the issue can be avoided. -
Toby Petzold


So you'll be enlisting soon then?

.


GravatarDraco -- thanks again!


GravatarIt certainly can’t be deferred by the same timetable that Saddamite Iraq was.

Making statements like this is why nobody here takes you seriously.


GravatarI’m enjoying this match between Ghana and Italy, but am sort of torn. I love Italy as much as any post-Protestant Texan chauvinist tourist ever has, but I’d really like to see those black boys show the Eurotrash what monkeys can do.


GravatarSince bushco has destroyed the fine fighting machine they inherited from the Clinton administration, I don't know what they intend to use against Iran. Nuclear?


Gravatar

Where's the A team at tonight, anyway? You guys just don't rate.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 1:56 am | #


You delude yourself in regard to your own intellectual contribution.


GravatarI’m not especially interested in the discussions of literary criticism or whatever it was that ultimately precipitated it, but I am very pleased to note that the notorious asshole and pseudonymous coward known to the Eschaton crowd as “Thersites” was recently unmasked at my friend Jeff Goldstein’s place.

Turns out, he’s some sort of writing teacher at a community college up north.

I understand that certain [online personalities] may want to keep their true identities secret —especially when they are foul-mouthed, shit-eating losers like Thersites— but those same people have to realize that exposure is always a possibility.


GravatarStill riding on a high because the first essay I ever published is going to be republished in an anthology!!

Well done.


GravatarI do not wish to see a military campaign against Iran, but I don’t see how the issue can be avoided.

Toby, Dobie Mall.

Big old recruiter station waiting there for you.


GravatarI'm sorry we don't rate. Now answer my question, asshole. Were you talking about a guy, who, while you sit in front of your computer oh-so-reluctantly advocating massive bombings and the like, you talking about a guy who actually knows what it's like to show some balls in a truly dangerous personal situation? You little pussy?


GravatarBut this thing with Thersites? I think it’s magnificent. I relish the thought that he has spent much of the past week worried about the personal and professional repercussions of his insane hatred for people such as Goldstein and myself.

Think I’m being too harsh? Go look up his name and mine at Eschaton. There are literally hundreds of examples of his hateful and cowardly remarks to me there. The guy is a bulging sack of shit —as are his friends who join him in their threats against me and mine.

Enjoy this reality-based community, you miserable wad of smegma.


GravatarAlways _way_ ahead of the curve...

"We live in a fscking corporate feudal sate. It's run by pigs and
morons. In case you haven't noticed, de-evolution is real. We told
everybody about de-evolution. They thought we were joking. And it's
real. OK?"
--Gerald Casale (Devo)


Gravatarjack/Toby's baby picture.

http://i.somethingawful.com/mjol...-11- 06jesus.jpg


GravatarCool -- We caught the Dead Milkmen's "Punk Rock Girl" video from last week. Too funny.


GravatarThers, you have mail. And how is the duck?

For those that are interested, Mr. Plushy is napping with Peepers again.


GravatarYou delude yourself in regard to your own intellectual contribution.

One delusion among many, I'm sure. But it's funny to picture him spending hours preparing a text file of inanities to copy and paste in here, so as to maximize the disruption he can cause until his next banning.


Gravatarhey mena
sadly I cannot attend as there is a family function.
someday we can meet in pdx


Gravatar4Legs--I'm glad that he and the Peep are getting along again. But is he protecting us from the alien carrot of doom?


GravatarAh, the GOP.

If it weren't for ad hominems, they weren't have none hominems at all.


GravatarWhere's the A team at tonight, anyway? You guys just don't rate.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 1:56 am | #

You delude yourself in regard to your own intellectual contribution.
rorschach


Toby's intellectual contributions are limited to metal shop postulates where he's doubtless renowned. He is fun to abuse though. It's kind of like smiting the heathen.
.


Gravataras are his friends who join him in their threats against me and mine.

You and yours?

Toby, we know that you are utterly alone in this world.

Someone as stupid and ugly as you has no one to like them.


GravatarThe only possible result of engaging with a guy who plays in his own shit is that you won't be able to get the stank out for several days.


GravatarA final word about Joel V since I'm headed off for bed: he's possibly the only person on this planet who has gotten some 335 people, give or take, to put (canned) soup on their head.


GravatarI relish the thought that he has spent much of the past week worried

This, in a nutshell, is the nature of your character. You enjoy other people being in pain.

Think about that. It's rather fucked up.


Well done.
Thers, Ego-Driven | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 2:00 am | #


Thanks! I'm fairly sure you've already read that piece...


Gravatar4Legs--I'm glad that he and the Peep are getting along again. But is he protecting us from the alien carrot of doom?

Of course.

It's still not dead, but it appears to be utterly cowed.


GravatarThe duck is well. But we've been digging out and have only had a half an eye or so on her. The strawberry patch seems to have drained really nicely.


GravatarEnjoy this reality-based community, you miserable wad of smegma.
Toby Petzold


So you won't be enlisting to fight the good fight with Iran then?

Somehow, I knew that already.
.


GravatarCan't take anymore troll for tonite, off to bed, perhaps to dream!


GravatarI'm pulling up weeds in my backyard so I don't have to pull up the ones in my front yard.

Just get out the roundup and spray everything until it's dead.

No wait, that's what Bush would.


GravatarThe duck is well. But we've been digging out and have only had a half an eye or so on her. The strawberry patch seems to have drained really nicely.

Glad to hear it.


GravatarI saw the new Superman movie tonight - I liked it more than I was expecting to. Singer did a nice job - hope he sticks around for the inevitable sequel.


GravatarThe only possible result of engaging with a guy who plays in his own shit is that you won't be able to get the stank out for several days.
==

What I'm saying. And if I;m less interesting then it, I'm going to bed.

Erin - let me know when you've got some time this summer. I've got some time and I'd love to get together.


Gravataroff to bed, perhaps to dream!

There's the rub.


GravatarAnyway, being without power has stunk, but then I have a wife who loves me, & terrific, funny, kids, & a great job with a lot of security, a book coming out... it's all good.

Life is great!


Gravatar The only possible result of engaging with a guy who plays in his own shit is that you won't be able to get the stank out for several days.
JeffCO | 07.02.06 - 2:04 am | #


True. But I am enjoying his pusillanimous dodging a question that forces him to compare himself with someone he feels he can slander from long distance.

Toby, exactly how many zimas do you have to put away before you start imagining you could ever be brave enough to do what Joe Wilson did in the heart of Saddam's Baghdad?


Gravatar The only possible result of engaging with a guy who plays in his own shit is that you won't be able to get the stank out for several days.
JeffCO | 07.02.06 - 2:04 am | #


True. But I am enjoying his pusillanimous dodging a question that forces him to compare himself with someone he feels he can slander from long distance.

Toby, exactly how many zimas do you have to put away before you start imagining you could ever be brave enough to do what Joe Wilson did in the heart of Saddam's Baghdad?


GravatarListen, the next time you wads of smegma are in Austin, be sure to look me up:

Toby Petzold - (512) 326-3879 -

1730 E Oltorf St, Austin, TX 78741


GravatarRor, I could not find your email, so I posted mine at the top post in your blog.


GravatarIn other news, Toby Petzold is posting to a blog where everyone hates him on a Saturday night, because they are people who know his name.

That's beyond pathetic.


GravatarI saw the new Superman movie tonight - I liked it more than I was expecting to. Singer did a nice job - hope he sticks around for the inevitable sequel.
JeffCO


Saw it twice already. I think it's top-notch.


GravatarHe's drunk. Oh dear.


Gravatar4Legs--thank you. Now I can sleep.


Gravatar
What I'm saying. And if I;m less interesting then it, I'm going to bed.


It could never happen. But I might lie and say that it has happened, if it were just you and I and one bed.


GravatarWhat I'm saying. And if I;m less interesting then it, I'm going to bed.

That sounds like you're bordering on... pouty?


GravatarRor, I could not find your email, so I posted mine at the top post in your blog.
Doug, | 07.02.06 - 2:08 am | #


It's right there at the top of the blog!

Anyway, URL on the way.


GravatarListen, the next time you wads of smegma are in Austin, be sure to look me up:

Toby Petzold - (512) 326-3879 -

1730 E Oltorf St, Austin, TX 78741
Toby Petzold


So I guess this means you'll be fighting them here so you won't have go and fight them over there.

Better clean that keyboard soldier.
.


GravatarThat sounds like you're bordering on... pouty?
==

Hey now young man!

Rorschach - I think I emailed you. Let me know.


GravatarRorschach:

This, in a nutshell, is the nature of your character. You enjoy other people being in pain.

I doubt Thersites is in much pain, but that's awful sweet of you to stick up for him.


GravatarOops. I posted twice for some reason. Well, the first was in my regular voice and the second was...um...as Spencer Tracy, yeah, that's the ticket.


GravatarMaybe I'm missing something -- how someone without my credentials can insult my credentials, and how someone lonely and unloved and bitter can insult the fact that I live happily with my family.

I don't actually get these people. But then, I never wanted them.


GravatarWhy is someone posting my personal information? Are you trying to expose me to physical harm?


GravatarSaw it twice already. I think it's top-notch. -SteveNS

I thought the original trailer was not terribly interesting, but I really enjoyed the emotional focus in the film. I think Singer has joked that he's made the first superhero chick flick.


Gravatarseriously, it's just off the 290, right around the corner from St. Edwards University.

look forward to hearing from all you pieces of shit.


GravatarNotice that I never posted Ass Hole's name.

That's because I respect his privacy.


Gravatar"It's right there at the top of the blog!"

I see it now, but not before.


GravatarYeesh - why am I even still awake?

I blame that Billy Joel video.



Enh, better head to bed regardless. 'Night.


GravatarI understand that certain [online personalities] may want to keep their true identities secret —especially when they are foul-mouthed, shit-eating losers like Thersites— but those same people have to realize that exposure is always a possibility.


Gravatar Why is someone posting my personal information? Are you trying to expose me to physical harm?
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 2:13 am | #


Well, you can pretend we are, anyway. Go get a dog leash and tie it like it's a noose, and wear it around your neck and playact you're Joe Wilson.


GravatarBut it's funny to picture him spending hours preparing a text file of inanities to copy and paste in here, so as to maximize the disruption he can cause until his next banning.

That isn't what's happening, SteveNS. That's my secret admirer doing that.

Don't know why, but that's the truth.


Gravatarbut those same people have to realize that exposure is always a possibility.

That's why I always keep an extra pair of socks and a wool blanket in the trunk of my car.


GravatarI understand that certain [online personalities] may want to keep their true identities secret —especially when they are foul-mouthed, shit-eating losers like Thersites— but those same people have to realize that exposure is always a possibility.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 2:00 am | #
==

Eyeechhh. Enjoy getting the stank all over you. I'm going to bed. See you all tomorrow.


Gravatarfourmorewars, do you approve of this person posting my personal information?


GravatarHitchens is on C-SPAN now, and Toby appears to be doing his best impersonation. Oh dear, dear, dear.


GravatarOne that criticized Valerie Plame and her pimp.

Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 1:50 am | #

The one who put the noose around his neck, in Baghdad, and dared Saddam to hang him for protecting the Americans under his care?

I wouldn't cross the street to piss on you, you chickenshit cocksucker.
fourmorewars | 07.02.06 - 1:52 am | #

Yes it would be a waste of perfectly good urine.


GravatarHi folks. This version of Casablanca I got for my birthday is absolutely kill. The print is so clean, it looks like it was filmed last week. Sam Neil as Rick in the remake?


GravatarIt's a bullyboy tactic.

The Gorebot would call it being a digital brownshirt.


Gravatar fourmorewars, do you approve of this person posting my personal information?
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 2:18 am | #


Boy, I'll answer your question when you answer mine. When you referred to Valerie Plame's 'pimp,' were you intending it to mean the man who performed an act of courage you hardly dare act out in your dreams?


GravatarI hear Israel has decided to execute all Palestinian children and their mothers just for the heck of it.

Why are all the terrorist states located in the ME any way?


GravatarIf we have to try these terrorists in American criminal courts, I recommend doing it here in Texas.

They'll be sure to get a fair shake.

Just before they get jerked to Jesus.


GravatarWhy is someone posting my personal information? Are you trying to expose me to physical harm?
Toby Petzold


i'm confused, faux schitzophrenia, genuine schitzophrenia, or an attempt to be meta?


Gravatarfourmorewars:

Boy, I'll answer your question when you answer mine. When you referred to Valerie Plame's 'pimp,' were you intending it to mean the man who performed an act of courage you hardly dare act out in your dreams?

Who's the source for this act of courage? I've never heard of it before.


GravatarWhy can't Bergman ever return Victor's "I love you"'s? That's a pretty big matzoh ball hangin out there.


GravatarNight. Don't poke the drunk. He might puke on you as well as himself.


Gravatarmena--not sure. I've sent the info to a couple of people, I've no idea if one of 'em is you.


GravatarThat isn't what's happening, SteveNS. That's my secret admirer doing that.

Don't know why, but that's the truth.
Toby Petzold


that doesn't answer the question of why you're here... i generally do not wander into comments pages frequented by people i do not like to pick fights and/or post my own contact information and blame others...


Gravatarhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world...cas/ 3156166.stm

He very publicly defied the Iraqi strongman by giving refuge to more than 100 US citizens at the embassy and in the homes of US diplomats - at a time when Saddam Hussein was threatening to execute anyone who harboured foreigners.

He then addressed journalists wearing a hangman's noose instead of a necktie.

He later told the Washington Post newspaper that the message to Saddam Hussein was: "If you want to execute me, I'll bring my own [expletive] rope."


GravatarWhat's to be done now that Hamdan's legal interests are the same as the American Left's?

Can that embarrassment help the American People to decide which party should be trusted with our national security?


GravatarIn his first visit to Egypt, the US attorney-general has defended the secret transfer of terrorism suspects to countries where they could face torture - a practice the US calls "extraordinary rendition".



But Alberto Gonzales refused to confirm reports that Egypt, with a human rights record the US has criticised, was one of those countries.

"I'm not going to confirm that there have been any [suspects sent to Egypt], and I'm certainly not going to talk about the numbers - it's intelligence activity and we just don't do that," Gonzales told reporters after meeting Hosni Mubarak, the Egyptian president.
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/ ...81935617AC0.htm


GravatarWhy can't Bergman ever return Victor's "I love you"'s? That's a pretty big matzoh ball hangin out there. -nsr

Especially since she was about to be frozen in carbonite. Night all- remember to clean up with a disinfectant wash that's at least 62% alcohol.


Gravatary'all y'all false intimacy y'all
y'all regular guy y'all y'all
y'all meet me in the parking lot y'all
y'all send people to die to make me man y'all y'all


Gravatar Who's the source for this act of courage? I've never heard of it before.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 2:22 am | #


You're unaware of Joe Wilson's actions in Baghdad in 1991? That would be kind of hard to believe, a well-informed man of the world like you.

Say it ain't so. Don't deflate the image of you I've built up in my head so devotedly!


GravatarToby Petzold, why are you "here" on Eschaton?

just curious... you seem to be feeling a lot of angst, or frustration...


GravatarThose of you who's done got my essay have to repay me by telling me what you think.

Please...


GravatarToby Petzold, do you like it when others insult you and call you names?


GravatarDon't press him. He's trying to get his head around the idea the Joe WIlson is an American hero! I hear loud creaking and moaning....


GravatarCould Reverberate??

The WSJ is fucking full of shit!!


GravatarToby Petzold, what part of your brain lights up like a Christmas tree when your name appears in another's comment?


GravatarToby Petzold, your name has now been mentioned more frequently than any other full name on Eschaton today, how does that make you feel?


GravatarThat sounds very brave of Wilson. It also shows smarts since Saddam is a great afficianado of the symbolic gesture.

But it looks like Ethan Allen, Jr. slipped his tie and went on to sell a book and collect speakers' fees, anyway.

Oh, well.


GravatarI don't like it, blink. Especially when it's accompanied by my home address and phone number.


GravatarToby Petzold, what do you call that feeling you experience when your name appears in print?

Do you have a name for it? Or is it just a... momentary blankness?


GravatarToby Petzold, do you like it better when your name appears next to a | ?

Toby Petzold | Homepage

Toby Petzold, do you like sharing your Homepage?


GravatarWhether or not you enjoy war movies, there has hardly been a better cast film than George C. Scott as General George Patton, and Karl Malden as General Omar Bradley.


GravatarThose of you who's done got my essay have to repay me by telling me what you think.

Please...


I will but give me a day to read it seriously. Right now I'm kind of tired and have had a few beers. Unless of course you want a stream of conscious, review.


GravatarWhy don't you use your own real name, blink?

It's a lot more stand-up than what you're doing now.


Gravatary'all be wondering in 100 years why the US didn't cut Texas loose y'all
y'all got LBJ bad enough
but pinhead GW I always loved cowboys y'all
while the sea came up y'all people
be laughing at phoney authenticity y'all y'all


GravatarToby Petzold, do you like learning about real names?


GravatarSend that essay to me, Rorschach. I'll send you back a real purty review.

Or, I can fisk it at my site, if you wish.

Just let me know what I can do.


GravatarLate to the party, but for my money, this is the most disturbing Devo video of all time.


GravatarToby Petzold, where will you go once you decide to shut down your computer for the night?

Will it be a safe place?


GravatarToby Petzold, do you like to be a helpful man?


GravatarActually, I had heard of the story about Wilson sheltering the Americans in Baghdad, but either did not know or remember the thing about the noose.

Interesting story.

Right up there with General McAuliffe telling the krauts "Nuts."


GravatarSend that essay to me, Rorschach. I'll send you back a real purty review.

Or, I can fisk it at my site, if you wish.

Just let me know what I can do.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 2:34 am | #


I did not ask and do not desire a review from you.

And you immediately say you'll fisk it. What kind of asshole are you?

As far as letting you know what you can do, I'll just say: "Go fuck yourself."


GravatarToby Petzold, are you disconcerted by the frequency with which your name appears on this comments page?

Or, Toby Petzold, is that part of your brain that told you to come here lighting up?

You're the subject of this thread now. And it hasn't had an insult with your name attached for quite some time!

Toby Petzold, does that make for a successful day?


Gravatary'all know patriotic texans are the most full of shit y'all
y'all know they dragged the niggers over here when they were losing their plantations y'all
wave the flag for senator cornhole y'all hang the jew york times y'all while we go to war on all american patriotic lies y'all y'all wave the flag kill the commies y'all.


GravatarInternet users face congestion charge

Britain 'could be next' as US businesses seek pay-for-speed scheme

David Smith, technology correspondent
Sunday July 2, 2006
The Observer


Millions of people will be forced to pay a 'congestion charge' for sending email under plans being developed by American telephone companies to create a 'two-tier' internet.
In a move which campaigners warn will destroy the openness and equality of the worldwide web, the US telecommunications group AT&T is lobbying politicians to allow the development of 'fast' and 'slow' internet services.

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/ u...1810786,00.html


GravatarRight up there with General McAuliffe telling the krauts "Nuts."
Toby Petzold


He probably said "Suck My Nuts", but it was PG-13'd down for the international audience.


GravatarNo need to get all upset, Rorschach. If it's a good essay, I will have to admit it, being an honest man.

If it's good enough to make it into a book, what is it that you fear from me?


Gravatar That sounds very brave of Wilson. It also shows smarts since Saddam is a great afficianado of the symbolic gesture.

But it looks like Ethan Allen, Jr. slipped his tie and went on to sell a book and collect speakers' fees, anyway.

Oh, well.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 2:30 am | #


Oh, Saddam loves a symbolic gesture. Surely you remember the story of how, I think it was during the war with Iran, one of his ministers thought it would be a grand symbolic gesture for him to temporarily resign, whether it was to ask for a vote of confidence, I don't remember, but Saddam loved that symbolic gesture. He had the guy immediately arrested, and his body parts were delivered to his family's door the next day or so.

And Saddam adored the sweeping gesture of familial loyalty made by his brother-in-law in returning to Iraq after fleeing. We all remember how that turned out.

Both these things happened well before Joe Wilson took his stand, of course. Took smarts? That's a jolly sporting judgment for you to make, ole chap. So mean of me, really, old pip, when I let myself imagine how you would've acted in the same situation.

'Ambassador Petzold, you think you might wanna change your shorts before you appear before the press? No, really.'


GravatarToby Petzold, do you like to be feared?

Toby Petzold, does that make that part of your brain light up like a Christmas tree?

Toby Petzold, does the phrase "honest man" make you feel more like you have a place in the world?


GravatarBut you really ought to send me that essay because that's what people who want an honest opinion do.

Send it to me at my name with a dot in the middle of it, plus the google e-mail domain.

I promise I will give you an honest assessment.


Gravatar

No need to get all upset, Rorschach. If it's a good essay, I will have to admit it, being an honest man.

If it's good enough to make it into a book, what is it that you fear from me?
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 2:39 am | #


I neither fear you nor am I upset by you.

You are quite simply not very bright, and you are not an honest man.

That's all.


GravatarToby Petzold, do you like to give your honest opinion?

Toby Petzold, would you like for more people to listen to your honest opinion?


Gravatarblink, you don't have what it takes to get inside my head. I genuinely pity your poor efforts here.


GravatarToby Petzold, do you like to pity?


GravatarBut you really ought to send me that essay because that's what people who want an honest opinion do.

No, I really want only opinions that might actually be relevant, so I will not engage with you.


Gravatary'all know we blew the president's head off, they didn't give him the protection you'd give a dog
we slowed down the car and caught him in the crossfire
blew his head all over his wife's face
because we're the patriots y'all ya'll
we care so much about this cuntry
we'll take a phoney and call him a cowboy
because we love the lies y'all


GravatarSay what you need to say, Rorschach, but you and I will know the truth about my offer.

It won't even be brought up here or at my own blog if that is your choice.


GravatarToby Petzold, what forms of magic await me at tobypetzold.com?


GravatarThis thread is out of gas and asking directions somewhere outside of Amarillo.


GravatarToby Petzold, what is your choice?


GravatarToby Petzold, will you and I know the truth some day?

Toby Petzold, who will teach us truth?


GravatarToby Petzold, very soon you and I will be the only ones here.

Toby Petzold, how will that make you feel?


GravatarSay what you need to say, Rorschach, but you and I will know the truth about my offer.

Everyone here knows the truth about your offer.

A person whose intellect I do not respect offered to fisk something I've written.

I've rejected the offer.

The End.


GravatarToby Petzold, do you like to be feared?

Nobody fears Tobes. He's a figure of fun around here.


GravatarThis thread is out of gas and asking directions somewhere outside of Amarillo.
Max Planck


You should have seen it last night. It was a real carnival of lost souls.


GravatarToby Petzold, do you like to be considered a figure of fun?


GravatarToby Petzold, when you offered to read ror's essay, did that make you feel like a mature and respectable person?

Toby Petzold, did you feel like the bigger man?


GravatarNobody fears Tobes. He's a figure of fun around here.

Hey, remember when he said he was a Jonah Goldberg fan, and we brought up the fact that Goldberg's big deal is slapping other people's face with his cock?


GravatarInteresting anecdote, fourmorewars. Hadn't heard that one.

I remember, though, that he took a swim with his general staff in the Euphrates on the day of the deadline for the Gulf War.

I wrote about it for my school paper at the time.


GravatarToby Petzold, do you like to be considered a figure of fun?

Toby, have you ever seen a grown man naked?


GravatarToby Petzold, do you like to pretend that fourmorewars is interested in discoursing with you?


Gravatarrorschach:

A person whose intellect I do not respect offered to fisk something I've written.

Okay, but if it's related to your current work, then I would be especially interested in seeing it.

But, fine. I accept your refusal.


GravatarToby Petzold, do you feel as appreciated on Eschaton as you should be?

Toby Petzold, is it for the right reasons?


GravatarToby Petzold, did accepting ror's refusal make you feel like you had some control over the situation?


GravatarYou're confusing your Jews, nsr.


GravatarDid someone fart?


GravatarToby Petzold, did nsr's open, public rejection of your attempt at discourse make you feel like further commentary is warranted and necessary?


GravatarOkay, but if it's related to your current work, then I would be especially interested in seeing it.

But, fine. I accept your refusal.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 2:52 am | #


Good. Your behavior here has convinced me that your opinion is worthless at best, therefore I won't involve you in the review of it.

If you manage to grow up a bit and develop some actual critical thinking skills, I will revisit this decision.


GravatarToby Petzold, do you feel like a better person because ror has given you a potential invitation into the discourse?

Toby Petzold, are you revisiting how you might approach your interactions with Eschaton regulars, so you can take advantage of that invitation?


GravatarToby Petzold, are you noticing that ror has treated you with a high degree of civility, and that your more reserved and polite statements have resulted almost immediately in less hostile reactions?


GravatarRor, it's a great article that needed to be written. I won't reveal any more details here, to keep Toby, who be sure to misinterpret it if he bothered to read it, from googling for the paper.

Do you mind if I print this out and hand it to some of the community leaders in this valley? This viewpoint could be of use here.


GravatarAs noted earlier, if ya read my essay, you have to tell me what ya think! I'm lookin' at you yasmeen! and also you--you know who you are.


GravatarToby Petzold, does Doug's acknowledgement of your existence feel like an achievement?

Toby Petzold, does it unnerve you that you still don't remember who I am?


GravatarDoug--

Please do print it out! I am very, very flattered...

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GravatarLemme tell ya folks, nothing is worth less than the opinion of a right-wing texan. These are the people that destroyed 200 years of representative govt in 1963, and they have the NERVE to think they can lecture us on what this country stands for.

If they cared about liberty and the freedom of the individual against big govt, do you think they'd want to interfere in the right of a woman to die in dignity? Or support a kleptocracy which is bankrupting this country to the tune of $300 million a day in Iraq? These people are fascists and thieves. And they're no more worth the time of day than any other freedom-hating jackass that thinks they should command the nation's airwaves (Fox, I'm lookin at you).

Toby is a bad smell, like the nazis that walk across the room in Rick's last night (still watching Casablanca). They will be gone very shortly, and I don't think this particular jackass, in 2 or 3 years, will want anyone to know whose side he was purporting to represent.


GravatarLemme tell ya folks, nothing is worth less than the opinion of a right-wing texan. These are the people that destroyed 200 years of representative govt in 1963, and they have the NERVE to think they can lecture us on what this country stands for.

If they cared about liberty and the freedom of the individual against big govt, do you think they'd want to interfere in the right of a woman to die in dignity? Or support a kleptocracy which is bankrupting this country to the tune of $300 million a day in Iraq? These people are fascists and thieves. And they're no more worth the time of day than any other freedom-hating jackass that thinks they should command the nation's airwaves (Fox, I'm lookin at you).

Toby is a bad smell, like the nazis that walk across the room in Rick's last night (still watching Casablanca). They will be gone very shortly, and I don't think this particular jackass, in 2 or 3 years, will want anyone to know whose side he was purporting to represent.


GravatarToby Petzold, did nsr's comments hurt, or did they make you feel better about yourself?


GravatarGot my bulk feed ink system for my inkjet. Instead of 50 bucks cost for 100 to 300 pages, it's more like 50 bucks for 3 to 5 thousand pages printed. The printer still is no faster than before, but for mass printing you can leave it running over night.


GravatarToby Petzold, in your reaction to nsr's comments, are you tempted to address points made in the first two paragraphs while ignoring the third?


GravatarToby Petzold, do you believe it may be possible for you to wake up a different and better person than you have been?


Gravatarnsr, ...

I've been reading your stuff, and while I agree with a bunch of it, as an ex-Texan who hasn't managed to loose all of that "stuff", I've got two words:

Sam Rayburn.

That was a class act.


GravatarYeah, Mr. Sam. He was indeed.


GravatarI usually defer to ronjazz, who has the sharpest razor this side of The Rude One himself.


GravatarToby Petzold, when comments are made about trolls' cheeto-munching and lack of exercise, do you feel ashamed about your body?

or, Toby Petzold, do you take comfort in perceiving a contrast between those ideas and the truth of your appearance?


GravatarNever took a dime from any lobbyist, paid for all of his travel out of his own pocket.

Maybe there is a reason he was the longest serving Speaker of the House.

And got a building named after him, back when it meant something.


GravatarToby Petzold, the conversation is moving away from you...

Toby Petzold, do you feel this would be a good time for a comment?


Gravatar

I usually defer to ronjazz, who has the sharpest razor this side of The Rude One himself.
nsr


Me, I like the way NTodd measures his opponents with a micrometer, then smackes em with a blunt axe.


GravatarRight-wing Texan, he said, Barry. Sam not included.

I've got this book about the patriarch of the Hunt clan, I've skimmed it enough to know he fits the definition. Strange man. Strange ultraconservative man. Strange ultraconservative man, whose death was the opening bell for a court fight between three, count 'em, three separate wives, each with several kids. Rightwing hypocrite nutjob hilarity.


GravatarOn CNN just now there was a stat I ave trouble believing. They said since the US went to (undeclared and illegal) war there have been 18 friendly fire deaths, 10 in Iraq, 7 in Afghanistan.

Given US history (i.e. "Shoot first") and warfare in general, this sounds way low, especially since Pat Tillman, the most famous casualty, is among the 17. And the army covered up his death for as long as possible.

Maybe someone in Congress should take a look into this suspicious stat. Hahaha, I know.


GravatarRightwing hypocrite nutjob hilarity.
fourmorewars


The Hunts, that's a miniseries all to themselves.

Remember when they were gonna corner the silver market?


Gravatarthe patriarch of the Hunt clan

Didn't he own the papers that had those "JFK wanted for treason" inserts on 11/22/63?


GravatarToby Petzold, do you remember when they cornered your silver market?


Gravatar The Hunts, that's a miniseries all to themselves.

Remember when they were gonna corner the silver market?
Barry from Alaska | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 3:20 am | #


Yeah, kinda scary when the rich get so rich and rapacious that we're all unwillingly a part of their miniseries.


GravatarRemember when they were gonna corner the silver market?

Cornering the sugar market was another scam they tried. Got burnt with that.


GravatarDraco, I agree with you, I have a hard time beleiving that number.

Are they counting 'fragging' in that friendly fire total? Remember at the very start, the grenade in the tent? I forgot how many were killed/injured in that.


GravatarOh, anon is me, dumb haloscan is stripping my name-box every time, again.


GravatarDidn't he own the papers that had those "JFK wanted for treason" inserts on 11/22/63?
nsr


I don't recall, I was just 9 years old and way out in El Paso, which really didn't bear any resemblance to the rest of Texas.


GravatarHannity’s Schiavo nurse may lose her license

Carla-Sauer-Iyer might lose her license as a nurse because she appeared on Hannity & Colmes last year and offered up completely fabricated evidence about Michael Schiavo’s treatment of Terri.


http://www.crooksandliars.com/

I love it when shit comes back and bites people in the ass.


GravatarIt's fucking rock and roll. If you need more than 3 chords and the pentatonic scale then you're one pretentious mother.

James:

Exactly 12,000 songs have been written using C-Am-F-G as the chord progression. That's 4, if my math is good.

Does that mean they aren't rock'n'roll?

i don't think so!


Gravatar Didn't he own the papers that had those "JFK wanted for treason" inserts on 11/22/63?
nsr | 07.02.06 - 3:21 am | #


Dunno. Man, just looked him up on wiki, is that ever a short entry, considering.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._L._Hunt


GravatarDid someone fart?
nsr


It was Toby. I saw his anus open up.


GravatarI love it when shit comes back and bites people in the ass.
Steve French


Yeah, Amato is posting videos again, instead of linking to YouTube!


Gravatarwhew, one hopes them blathering questions will be forgiven in light of the probability that they shamed mr. toby to silence.


GravatarFor Casablanca fans like me, have you ever read Umberto Eco's essay on the movie? I can't find it online, but it's very funny and insightful.

Among other things, he discusses Victor's incautious behavior "fleeing" the Germans. He walks into the most popular nightclub in Casablanca, a place teeming with Nazis, and he's wearing a white suit with a beautiful woman on his arm.

Not typical fugitive behavior, but Eco insists that the iconic white suit is essential. I was reminded of Brecht's very firm stage direction in Threepenny Opera that the messenger delivering Mack the Knife's pardon must ride in on a white horse.


Gravatarwhew, one hopes them blathering questions will be forgiven in light of the probability that they shamed mr. toby to silence.

More than likely Tobes passed out, and with any luck is choking on his own vomit right now.


GravatarMore than likely Tobes passed out, and with any luck is choking on his own vomit right now

hey, whatever works. off to bed for me though, enjoy your tobes-free thread.


GravatarI do feel rather bad about denying Toby access to my essay... There's always the off chance it could make him a better person...


GravatarI got the version of "Casablanca" with Roger Ebert's commentary, and I would take issue with his characterization of Victor as a "stiff".

1) he has a cool noble-sounding theme.
2) anyone who can make Ingrid Bergman's face light up by merely walking to a bandstand has something going for him.
3) he obviously knows that Rick was schtupping his wife... and he's too cool to get upset about it.


GravatarAhem...google...

"umberto eco" casablanca

http://www.themodernword.com/ eco...casablanca.html

Lol...don't mean to dis your googling skills, specially when I'm about to go and read the essay you so generously brought up. Thanks, in advance.


GravatarA question: What is your favorite palindrome?


GravatarOh, and SteveAudio, I don't have anything to contribute to the discussion of chordage, but this, my recommended personification of chord types:

(major) she loves me!

(minor) she loves me not!

i'll find out on the (7th)!?!?!


GravatarA question: What is your favorite palindrome?
rorschach


Wasn't Palindrome the guy with the "Have Gun, Will Travel" business card?

Oh... Palladin.

Sorry, not meaning to pick up Toby's slack.


GravatarA question: What is your favorite palindrome?

Tarzan raised a Desi Arnaz rat.

It makes me think of the cover of Zappa's "Cheap Thrills" album.


GravatarI do feel rather bad about denying Toby access to my essay... There's always the off chance it could make him a better person...
rorschach


Nah.


Gravatar A question: What is your favorite palindrome?
rorschach | Homepage | 07.02.06 - 3:34 am | #


meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!


Gravatar I do feel rather bad about denying Toby access to my essay... There's always the off chance it could make him a better person...
rorschach

Nah.
Ô¿Ô | 07.02.06 - 3:36 am | #


True that.

Have you read it? I'd value your opinion.


GravatarTarzan raised a Desi Arnaz rat.

Fancy!


GravatarIf anyone ever does a Casablanca parody, please include this:

Evil German guy tells Ilsa (actual approx. quote, as he sits with her in the centerpiece cafe scene), 'as you may have come to realize, life in Casablanca can be cheap.'

She sez, 'Oh, I'm aware,' looks off into the distance, holds a coin up, points at him, and a bullet knocks his cap off.


GravatarCartman, stop stealing my bits.


GravatarI would be interested in reading it but I don't have email.


GravatarA question: What is your favorite palindrome?

Not a true palindrome but interesting in that it's used in a song.

"Son I am able she said, though you scare me, watch, said I, beloved, I said, watch me scare you though, said she, able am I, Son."


Gravatarfourmorewars--Thanks for finding that Eco essay for me. One thing I like in it is how he recognizes that the film is structurally flawed and often nonsensical, but acknowledges its effect anyway.

He compares his reading to T. S. Eliot's reading of Hamlet, but there's a big difference. Eliot zapped Hamlet as an incoherent mess partially because he wanted a takedown of Shakespeare, the better to establish T. S. Eliot as the foremost poet in English. Sorry sport, it's not happening.

Eco is far more good-humored and appreciative, unconcerned about his rep.


GravatarEco does have a pleasant and engaging style. However, he is still too wed to certain structuralist ideas when it comes to literary interpretation.


GravatarEvening, all.

What the hell am I doing up this
late?

Got me....


GravatarPalindrome: "Tarzan raised Desi Arnaz' rat." I think they're cheating a bit with the apostrophe


GravatarAh, Tobes is gone. Thanks to whoever ran him off.


GravatarÔ¿Ô, I'm sure you know this, but there are a lot of free webmail systems to use. I'll stop nagging you Incog.


GravatarGrrr--Someone beat me to Tarzan and Desi and the rat


GravatarGot me....
steve simels | 07.02.06 - 3:47 am | #


You got you babe.


GravatarAh, Tobes is gone. Thanks to whoever ran him off.
Buzz Bomb


Hopefully the Heritage Foundation gave them the Holiday weekend off, and we are not just experiencing shift change.


GravatarHey Kids! Remember Casa Pacifica & Reagan's Ranch?

I guess Malkin & Horowitz want them cloaked in secrecy, retroactively.

Idiots.


GravatarI would be interested in reading it but I don't have email.
Ô¿Ô | 07.02.06 - 3:42 am | #


Ah well...


Gravatarfourmorewars:

(major) she loves me!

(minor) she loves me not!

i'll find out on the (7th)!?!?!


Cute!


GravatarSomeone did a whole thing with that "a man, a plan, a canal- Panama"-- they were throwing in everything except the kitchen sink. And it still worked.

Night folks. This is the coolest all nite coffee shop.


GravatarK, Eco is pissing me off, in the second graph:

What then is the fascination of Casablanca? (oh, well, that's from the first p.)

The question is a legitimate one, for aesthetically speaking (or by any strict critical standards) Casablanca is a very mediocre film. It is a comic strip, a hotch-potch, low on psychological credibility, and with little continuity in its dramatic effects. And we know the reason for this: The film was made up as the shooting went along, and it was not until the last moment that the director and script writer knew whether Ilse would leave with Victor or with Rick.

First off, dummy, what's the fascinaish? (how does one spell that?)

The fascinaish is kinda due to the circumstantery of the thing, maybe? A Hollywood production, however hokey, that centers on an ambivalent protagonist of the world's great drama...set in, um, lemme see, I think it's very early December '41?

And man, you're quick to emphasize the ever-shifting screenplay, without mentioning the very relevant skills of the writers who were used to resolving plot dilemmas in the time it takes to down a cuppajava. I'm sure I got that from reading someone else's take on the movie, that it's a fortuitous intersection of the development under terrific studio day-to-day pressure of deft writerly improvisation, with a film whose themes couldn't be richer, in the realtime circumstances, etc.


GravatarI don't recall, I was just 9 years old

Damn, we're the same age. Go figure.


GravatarTobes was here tonight?

What time?


GravatarToadstool, you're not old, just experienced.


GravatarHey Kids! Remember Casa Pacifica & Reagan's Ranch?

I guess Malkin & Horowitz want them cloaked in secrecy, retroactively.

Idiots.
SteveAudio


Just fire up Google Earth, they're all already bookmarked.


GravatarHey Kids! Remember Casa Pacifica & Reagan's Ranch?

I guess Malkin & Horowitz want them cloaked in secrecy, retroactively.

Idiots.
SteveAudio


Just fire up Google Earth, they're all already bookmarked.


Gravatarsteve simels--scroll up a few hundred and you'll find a wealth of music video links. My favorite was the Leftfield song--I stated that John Lydon seems to have taken voice or at least vibrato lessons. Now he needs some dance lessons.

I also liked the catchy upbeat pop of the New Pornographers. But they seem misnamed, unless you count braless women in tasteful dresses gogo dancing as porn


GravatarBarry from Alaska:

Google Earth is now available for Macs!


Gravatargoddammit haloscan...I messed around with turning italics on and off and on/off again, I'm SURE I did it right...ah well...


Gravatar< i > text < /i >

without the spaces


Gravatarsteve--Toby was here for annoying hours, drunk and doing his copy and paste routine. Oddly, he did inquire about you


Gravatarsteve simels--scroll up a few hundred and you'll find a wealth of music video
links. My favorite was the Leftfield song--I stated that John Lydon seems to
have taken voice or at least vibrato lessons. Now he needs some dance lessons.

I also liked the catchy upbeat pop of the New Pornographers. But they seem
misnamed, unless you count braless women in tasteful dresses gogo dancing as
porn
Draco | 07.02.06 - 3:55 am | #


Cool, I will.

BTW -- my dear friend Laura the rocknroll tour
coordinator was showing me her new iPod
tonight and she played me a killer song
I had never heard -- from 1980 (on Stiff Records)
Dirty Looks' "Let Go."

All but perfect New Wave single, with
quotes from the Ramones, the Reflections
"Romeo and Juliet" and Springsteen's
"Rosalita."

One of those records I can't believe
I missed....


GravatarOh, thanks but I know, Steve, you can see me using it properly earlier on the thread. But somehow I'm thinking you can't turn them on/off twice in one comment, or something. Which I did, because I interjected myself (the first parenthetical remark) in the middle of his writing.


GravatarToadstool, you're not old, just experienced.

Tell that to my spine. hehe.


GravatarTobes was here tonight?

What time?


It was the best of times, it was the werst of times...

He came close to a complete meltdown or maybe he did, it depends on where one draws the line on meltdowns.


Gravatarsmiels, you might want to preview every now and then


GravatarHe came close to a complete meltdown or maybe he did, it depends on where
one draws the line on meltdowns.
Steve French | 07.02.06 - 4:00 am | #


You guys eviscerated him and I wasn't
here?

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

There is no god!!!!!


Gravatarfourmorewars--You're likely aware that Casablanca is one of the few Hollywood films ever shot in sequence. The Epstein bothers were making up the movie as it was filmed. Bogart and Bergman had some good laughs at the dialogue, fearful of a total bomb.

I believe there were only two inserts filmed out of sequence, one being Bogart nodding at the band, giving them permission to play La Marseillaise. Bogart had no idea why he was being asked to nod on an otherwise empty soundstage.