"DAMN YOU DOUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I did this without even having drank my first cup of coffee.
Doug, |
07.08.06 - 11:45 am | #
this is fun, in a sick, twisted way.
jdw |
07.08.06 - 11:46 am | #
"this is fun, in a sick, twisted way."
Got to admit it is. Man wander off for awhile and look what happeneed to the neighborhood.
Uncle Blodge |
07.08.06 - 11:47 am | #
nothing like a waste of water, air conditioning, money, sex (and everything else you can think of) in the middle of the desert to celebrate the Romantic embrace of Enlightenment ideals.
I am only disappointed that there's no Condoleeza Will Lead Us the fine morning.
DemByDefault |
07.08.06 - 11:47 am | #
Very sick and twisted. I can only imagine this is the fault of one Markos Moulitsas Zuniga, tyrant.
Snow, Deposing Kos |
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07.08.06 - 11:49 am | #
do you have a license for that kind of audio/visual pollution?
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
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07.08.06 - 11:49 am | #
It hurts us!!! Please master, make him stop!
Certified Mutant Enemy |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 11:49 am | #
That's cruel. I had a headache when I woke up, and it was almost gone... now it's raging again. It's not even 9 in the morning here. I really have to get over being a compulsive link clicker.
Diane |
07.08.06 - 11:49 am | #
OKay, that last one is the worst.
I didn'th think anything could top the country song I heard in the grocery store, in which the narrator (?) sings that he will support the troops and the Constitution by lovingly maintaining and driving the souped up '83 Firebird of a soldier killed in Afghanistan.
I am not making that up.
DemByDefault |
07.08.06 - 11:49 am | #
You think he's been up all night going through YouTube?
DemByDefault |
07.08.06 - 11:50 am | #
Well, fuck...
i gotta go build a boat...
it's raining again here...
the end is nye...
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
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07.08.06 - 11:50 am | #
I think that USA music video is a stirring defense of gay marriage with a touching patriotic theme. Being "with you in a different way" is a wonderful way to continue his support of his wife and baby now that he's left her to marry another gay man.
Or am I confused again?
SSquirrel |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 11:51 am | #
as a measure of sanity in an otherwise insane thread...
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WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 11:53 am | #
KOS is so diabolical to cause this to happen, without the result staining his cheeto stained blog.
Attaturk |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 11:53 am | #
Two days ago, there was a small hurricane here in the mountains. High winds, cyclone storm pattern, and raining so hard it seemed like it was raining upwards.
Doug, |
07.08.06 - 11:53 am | #
How can you miss me if I won't go awayHICA!
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
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07.08.06 - 11:53 am | #
Like an idiot, I had to find out if you could play them all at the same time. Sadly, you can.
Max Planck |
07.08.06 - 11:53 am | #
You think Billy Joel is gonna sue the Bush Was Right boys over We Didn't Start teh Fire?
DemByDefault
Bush Was Right????
Those ole boys better get off the meth!
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 11:54 am | #
what was the first one? 'bush was right'...jeebus, talk about sticking your foot in it...
the second really doesn't belong...that ain't bad at all...that's fucking art.
the last, however, is the coup de grassie...they are dead and shall never arise again.
jdw |
07.08.06 - 11:54 am | #
the country song I heard in the grocery store, in which the narrator (?) sings that he will support the troops and the Constitution by lovingly maintaining and driving the souped up '83 Firebird of a soldier killed in Afghanistan.
I believe anything that these shitkickers put out.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 11:55 am | #
The collateral damage here is pretty gruesome.
Have mercy!
Jim Pharo |
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07.08.06 - 11:56 am | #
Let me rephrase that.
I believe that these shitkickers will put out anything that their humanoid fans will buy.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 11:56 am | #
there's little qualitative difference between "Condoleeza Will Lead Us" and the Glenn Kesslar blo-job he gave her in teh WaPo a couple of days ago.
DemByDefault |
07.08.06 - 11:56 am | #
This will not stand. We are badly wounded, we admit. But we shall come back more powerful than ever before.
Brad R. |
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07.08.06 - 11:57 am | #
the country song I heard in the grocery store, in which the narrator (?) sings that he will support the troops and the Constitution by lovingly maintaining and driving the souped up '83 Firebird of a soldier killed in Afghanistan.
and molesting the dead soldier's child bride in the back seat???
anything fer the troops, gulldurnit
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 11:57 am | #
Like an idiot, I had to find out if you could play them all at the same time. Sadly, you can.
Max Planck
A Choir of Crap.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 11:58 am | #
I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died
who gave that right to me, And I gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today,
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.
Question1: To what unit is Lee Greenwood assigned?
Question2: To where is Lee Greenwood's unit deployed?
I would like to send him a care package to thank him for his service.
Snow, Deposing Kos |
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07.08.06 - 11:58 am | #
But we shall come back more powerful than ever before.
"I didn'th think anything could top the country song I heard in the grocery store, in which the narrator (?) sings that he will support the troops and the Constitution by lovingly maintaining and driving the souped up '83 Firebird of a soldier killed in Afghanistan."
the best one i ever heard was in the car with the wife as we drove thru md...i'll never forget it, because with each line our jaws dropped a bit further....
T.G. Sheppard - War Is Hell (on The Homefront, Too)
It was July hot in Georgia in 1942 all the men were off to war and the woman had nothing to do.
I was sixteen and hungry looking for my first taste of love, When I brought the groceries to the door I didn't know how close I was. Her long blond hair was flowing and she smelled like sweet perfume. When I laid her groceries down she said you don't have to leave so soon. A woman sure gets lonely when a men gone off to fight. She reached up for my trembling hand as tear drops filled her eyes then she said.
Chores:
War is hell on the home front too. God only knows what a woman goes though. She still needs what a man that's gone can't do.
I can't fight this fire along stay with me until it's gone. Ooh war is Hell on the Home front Too. It was July hot in side me as she lead me to the bed room door with satin sheets and pleasure (I never knew I could feel before). My first taste of lovin' was everything it should have been, when a woman's fighting loneliness it's a battle she can't win. I'll always remember what she did and what she said but the one thing I remember most was the way she turned his picture over on the table by her bed and now she says.
Chores:
War is hell on the home front too. God only knows what a woman goes though. She still needs what a man that's gone can't do. I can't fight this fire along stay with me until it's gone. Ooh war is hell on the home front too.
jdw |
07.08.06 - 11:58 am | #
So. Was that last guy supposed to be dead, or what? Oh yeah, guess that was his photo in uniform. Looks like it's true that your hair keeps growing after death - unfortunately, your talent doesn't.
makifat (formerly ironman) |
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07.08.06 - 11:58 am | #
and molesting the dead soldier's child bride in the back seat???
anything fer the troops, gulldurnit
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho
I shouldn't laugh at that, but
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 11:58 am | #
NBC is broadcasting the Wimbledon men's doubles final--often don't have time for doubles, so this is a treat.
(Yes, since you didn't ask, I used to play tennis, before the back went out.)
jawbone |
07.08.06 - 11:59 am | #
When I laid her groceries down she said you don't have to leave so soon
The Summer of '42!!!
DemByDefault |
07.08.06 - 11:59 am | #
ugh. Im gonna have to kill myself now.
kurotenshi |
07.08.06 - 12:00 pm | #
Did anyone expect the guy "playing the stove" to have his ass hanging out at the end?
I'd be throwing up.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 12:00 pm | #
I can't come to this site before I have my two cups of coffee. That was by far the worst montage of anything I have ever seen, Atrios.
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker |
07.08.06 - 12:00 pm | #
God, Atrios, that last one is a KILLER. You might want to check the Geneva Conventions for cruel and unusual punishment though.
OT: does anyone know if a P 1 laptop with a Toshiba FIR Port - 0 actually has a wireless Internet adapter?
DWD - Blogfacist American |
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07.08.06 - 12:01 pm | #
they don't do tacky pseudopatriotic music videos at D-Kos
"This will not stand. We are badly wounded, we admit. But we shall come back more powerful than ever before."
--Brad R.
Revenge of the Final Battle...coming soon to a screen near you.
mer |
07.08.06 - 12:01 pm | #
"The Summer of '42!!!
DemByDefault"
see if you can find the audio...damn, we laughed for hours after hearing that...
jdw |
07.08.06 - 12:02 pm | #
People were upset with the Spanish version of the National Anthem. What until they get a load of Dennis Madalone.
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker |
07.08.06 - 12:03 pm | #
OMFG, that was complete, utter devastation. I can refer you to a good attorney that can help you patent this amazing emetic you've come up with here. Take no prisoners baby.
adhoc |
07.08.06 - 12:03 pm | #
The religious imagery in that last one was amazing! Definitely one I'll use in my critical approaches to religion class. Thanks!
MarkC |
07.08.06 - 12:03 pm | #
God only knows what a woman goes though. She still needs what a man that's gone can't do.
Actually, they have a whole section in Spencer Gifts that can alleviate that "situation".
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker |
07.08.06 - 12:04 pm | #
P 1 laptop with a Toshiba FIR Port - 0 actually has a wireless Internet adapter?
A fur port?
That is for teledildonics.
MSCNE dork |
07.08.06 - 12:04 pm | #
Sorry, dialup and not enough time for these things to download. I'm technologically removed from this discussion.
olvlzl |
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07.08.06 - 12:05 pm | #
Ack! More questions.
1. TRB = Totally Retarded Bitches?
2. Bush was right about what? NBC weapons? I don't think so.
3. Libya turned over nuclear weapons? When?
4. Cindy Sheehan is wrong? Her son didn't die?
Snow, Deposing Kos |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:05 pm | #
JP! How's it going? What's the latest with Curly?
Chris Tucker |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:06 pm | #
3. Libya turned over nuclear weapons? When?
Ya know, the Ay-rab dictator who was actually directly involved in an act of terrorism that killed American citizens? He's now an elected leader of a free and prosperous democratic republic.
DemByDefault |
07.08.06 - 12:07 pm | #
I can help. Close your eyes. Imagine the most pathetic pop anthems in praise of Amerika rife with religious imagry and extreme patriotism: then multiply by ten.
DWD - Blogfacist American |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:08 pm | #
So, um, speaking of Final Battles...
Eli -12:04 pm
dang, eli, that's one PRETTY boy!@!!
what kind of constitution must one have to plough through the oceans of dross that MUST be out there to uncover these 'pearls'?
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:08 pm | #
Lee Greenwood.
Lee Greenwood.
Lee Greenworm.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
07.08.06 - 12:08 pm | #
Jeebus! Talk about saturation bombing! If only all Dems could fight like Atrios!
Who the fuck is that singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart"?
Buzz Bomb |
07.08.06 - 12:09 pm | #
Actually, they have a whole section in Spencer Gifts that can alleviate that "situation".
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker
What part of my neck is the clitoris anyway?
SSquirrel |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:09 pm | #
So I see Ed Schultz is shilling for Lieberman
DemByDefault |
07.08.06 - 12:09 pm | #
My husband thinks I hang out with some sick fucks.
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker |
07.08.06 - 12:10 pm | #
Who the fuck is that singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart"?
Buzz Bomb
Um...I thought you guys would enjoy it. It's my tribute band: The Bonnie Tyler Experience
DemByDefault |
07.08.06 - 12:10 pm | #
What part of my neck is the clitoris anyway?
On a woman, I think it's the Adam's Apple (I'm using Coultergeist as an example.)
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker |
07.08.06 - 12:12 pm | #
I guess the best Bush can expect to sing his praises is a paunchy, middle-aged, radio-DJ-looking guy with a bad goatee who missed out on rock stardom but is still clinging to the dream...?
Buzz Bomb |
07.08.06 - 12:12 pm | #
My husband thinks I hang out with some sick fucks.
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker
You do. Ain't it grand?
SSquirrel |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:13 pm | #
To quote the Dixie Chicks (you remember them, the fat fucking slags who had a brief, failed career as an unpatriotic, traitorous musical trio)
It sure is! I can't wait to see you sick fucks in Chicago.
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker |
07.08.06 - 12:13 pm | #
Can't believe The Right Brothers ripped off the TRB logo of '70s gay-punk heroes Tom Robinson Band. Still, I love their impersonation of Bush-blinded morons -- hilarious stuff.
Alan in SF |
07.08.06 - 12:14 pm | #
Eschatonia has always been at war with Sadly, No
superfly |
07.08.06 - 12:14 pm | #
Mustn't say war is bad:
June 19, 2006 -- Shock magazine, which is being pulled by Borders and Rite Aid, is taking the unusual step of writing to its major retail and distribution partners, urging them not to buckle to what it sees as censorship campaign by a blogging photographer.
The mag that stokes to provoke - from eye gouging to fishing boats in rivers of blood - has irked ex-Green Beret photojournalist Michael Yon, who claims it illegally used his photo of a Marine officer cradling an Iraqi girl who had been fatally wounded in a suicide car bombing.
Yon accuses the publisher of using his photograph in an anti-military manner - a claim the publisher disputes, despite its use of the cover line, "War Is Still Hell."
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 12:14 pm | #
Eschatonia has always been at war with Sadly, No
superfly
With who?
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 12:15 pm | #
Why the "march to the bottom of the pile" with free trade is a long way from reaching it's low point for USians.
"An NYT op-ed on The Myth of the New India reports that only 1.3M Indians are participating in the so-called new economy of BPO, leaving 400M have-nots without a piece of the pie. Despite recent gains, nearly 380M Indians still live on less $1 a day, setting the stage for rural and urban conflict." http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/0...serland&
emc=rss
Doug, |
07.08.06 - 12:16 pm | #
Holy Shit...over at Sadly No, they have Let the Eagle Soar...
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
07.08.06 - 12:16 pm | #
Whose turn is it to watch Atrios? I am very afraid he may injure himelf. He's a very sick human being at the moment.
almostboiledfrog |
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07.08.06 - 12:17 pm | #
So I see Ed Schultz is shilling for Lieberman
DemByDefault - 12:09 pm
Big (FAAT) Eddy Schultz was on yesterday with hs legal pal, talkin about how 'normal' people are in the heartland, as opposed to coastal folks...i tried to call in and remind him that
1)Tim McVeigh was a 'heartlander', and so was his friends Terry Nichols...
2) the marines who slaughtered those folks in haditha were hearlanders...
3) the ground-pounders who followed Spec Green on his murderous rape frenzy were heartlanders...
4) Ted Fucking Nugent's from Detroit, ferfuck'sake...
and the list goes on...
but i couldn't get through...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
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07.08.06 - 12:17 pm | #
OK, someone inform that dude in the last one that the 80s are over, thankfully both musically and hair style-wise.
Also, he should not pretend to represent our bravest, who gave their lives protecting meatpuppets such as himself.
Finally, the West Coast looks nothing like the East Coast. Better editing, please.
Snow, Deposing Kos |
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07.08.06 - 12:17 pm | #
what kind of constitution must one have to plough through the oceans of dross that MUST be out there to uncover these 'pearls'?
Mine, apparently. But it's more like I just instinctively know where they are...
Eli |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:17 pm | #
Nobody understands what a Toshiba FIR Port Type 0 card is?
(This laptop was a gift and I use it seldom and I did not install much of anything on it.)
DWD - Blogfacist American |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:18 pm | #
Oh, sweet Jeebus! Which one is the Right Brothers video?
I've only heard a clip from the Bush was right song, and I must witness the whole assault on geometry and theology!
Chris Tucker |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:18 pm | #
You sick bastard. You totally suckered me into watching every damn one of those. Or perhaps you just wanted to demonstrate that I'm a dreadfully slow learner.
Sasha |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:19 pm | #
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! I was rooting for The Editors, but that last one is a freaking A-bomb.
Atrios is the winner.
Gryn |
07.08.06 - 12:19 pm | #
absolutly nothing compares to the following.
I'd have to agree.
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker |
07.08.06 - 12:20 pm | #
If those assholes think Bush is so great and his war is so wonderful, why aren't they over there in uniform?
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 12:20 pm | #
'normal' people are in the heartland, as opposed to coastal folks
Much of the world's population lives in the Littoral Region. 2/3 of Americans do. So, no, Big Ed, there are two coasties for every heartkander.
Snow, Deposing Kos |
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07.08.06 - 12:20 pm | #
absolutly nothing compares to the following.
nothing.
eire1130 - 12:16 pm
me like-um comely, willowy maidens
me take-um to tent, me fuck-um good...
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:21 pm | #
"Nobody understands what a Toshiba FIR Port Type 0 card is?"
Uh, DWD you need to find a computer nerd blog this is a political nerd blog.
Well it was until recently.
j swift |
07.08.06 - 12:21 pm | #
Apache
What teh fucking fuckalmighty fuck is that!?!?!?!?!
But you gotta admit the duo of Powell/Ashcroft is pretty powerful.
Mark |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:26 pm | #
Translation: Some Americans are more American than other Americans.
DemByDefault
EXACTLY!
Offensive to the extreme.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 12:26 pm | #
Video no. 1 - Billy joel should sue.
Video no. 2 - is funny
Video no. 3 - wow! a jingoist water fountain
Video no. 4 - ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
j swift |
07.08.06 - 12:26 pm | #
eire1130, that has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a really long time.
mer |
07.08.06 - 12:26 pm | #
the best news I've seen all day is that Giuliani is going for it. Even Novakula is already saying he'll flip-flop on all those icky social issues. But that won't help, he won't win, he won't go quietly, and he'll wound a few others on his way down.
DemByDefault |
07.08.06 - 12:26 pm | #
Plum P,
You have to get your cat together with Atrios's Wiley. I think a good time will be had by all.
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker |
07.08.06 - 12:27 pm | #
What? No Molson or Labatt?
Terry C
nah. it's for Germany for their game later on
Plum P,mlle canadian catmunist |
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07.08.06 - 12:27 pm | #
Is anyone else as tired as I am of this "heartland" bullshit?
I think the terms "kidneyland" or "pancreasland" are far more accurate and pleasing to the ear.
SteveLG |
07.08.06 - 12:27 pm | #
i learned someting today. Jews in Hitler's Germany could not own cats and other pets. That's a really stupid Hitler, everybody know people don't own cats, cats own people
Plum P,mlle canadian catmunist |
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07.08.06 - 12:32 pm | #
the dead longhair republican seems to use the same video production team as al Qaeda: same cheesy saccarine religious bullshit, with "martyrs" towering over us all in the clouds. too bad this guy doesn't have the impulse to martyrdom. then again, maybe he does! maybe he cut his hair and joined up! somehow, the self-satisfied smirk on his face when he holds the flag makes me think he considers his service complete. what a prick.
makifat (formerly ironman) |
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07.08.06 - 12:33 pm | #
absolutly nothing compares to the following
nothing.
eire1130
Ya know if you dubbed "Condoleezza will lead us" over that, I think you'd have a real hit on your hands...
and I would imagine a "Toshiba FIR Port Type 0 card " is an infrared connector for a printer and a mouse.
SSquirrel |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:33 pm | #
It's big, almost 30 megabytes of QuickTime fear and loathing.
Click at your own risk!
Chris Tucker |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:33 pm | #
the best news I've seen all day is that Giuliani is going for it. Even Novakula is already saying he'll flip-flop on all those icky social issues. But that won't help, he won't win, he won't go quietly, and he'll wound a few others on his way down.
DemByDefault
Chris Matthews must be in the thoes of orgasmic joy.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 12:33 pm | #
One thing good about this is that it might keep the trolls away.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter - 12:32 pm
but at what price???
my gawd, what price glory, captain Flagg
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:33 pm | #
They play well. (the first video.)
The Right's Bitches? Yeah, I guess they do. But no way you ever get them near the Green Zone.
Snow, Deposing Kos |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:33 pm | #
I can't stop watching the "Apache" video. Just when you think it couldn't possibly get any worse, it does. It exceeds all expectations. I think this should be Atrios's next volley in the war with those "other" blogs.
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker |
07.08.06 - 12:34 pm | #
'Agreed. I'm going to have to still that (with proper credit, of course).'
the dude reminds me of a cross between yawn-ie and wierd al yankovic
jdw |
07.08.06 - 12:35 pm | #
My best friend just called me and asked me what I have been doing. I told her, "You wouldn't understand."
(I've been watching YouTube Videos of bad music for the last twelve hours...)
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
07.08.06 - 12:36 pm | #
The Right's Bitches? Yeah, I guess they do. But no way you ever get them near the Green Zone.
Snow, Deposing Kos - 12:33 pm
clearly, they're of a suitable age to enlist, and back up their shit with real action...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:36 pm | #
the dude reminds me of a cross between yawn-ie and wierd al yankovic
jdw
With Rick Santorum's state-of-the-embalmer's-art smile.
And his sense of rhythm.
DemByDefault |
07.08.06 - 12:36 pm | #
the dude reminds me of a cross between yawn-ie and wierd al yankovic
You can't avert your eyes. You have to see what's coming up next. He's magnetic!
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker |
07.08.06 - 12:36 pm | #
Hey asshat, stop posting YouTube videos and just post links to the news like you used to. Your blog is faggotted up like a 14 year olds MySpace page now.
. |
07.08.06 - 12:36 pm | #
My best friend just called me and asked me what I have been doing. I told her, "You wouldn't understand."
there's some things in this world you just can't explain
DemByDefault |
07.08.06 - 12:36 pm | #
eire1130
That's exactly why I think all that sports team name stuff balances out! The video proves that most of us really respect and admire Native Americans!
MarkC |
07.08.06 - 12:38 pm | #
Hey asshat, stop posting YouTube videos and just post links to the news like you used to. Your blog is faggotted up like a 14 year olds MySpace page now.
. - 12:36 pm
chill, francis...
all work and no play makes eschaton a dull place...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
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07.08.06 - 12:38 pm | #
My best friend just called me and asked me what I have been doing. I told her, "You wouldn't understand."
(I've been watching YouTube Videos of bad music for the last twelve hours...)
Vicki, Who ? Al Gore
i sure know the feeling!
but i'm starting to have YouTube fatigue...
Plum P,mlle canadian catmunist |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:39 pm | #
Those Apache dancers are HOT!
Jefe |
07.08.06 - 12:39 pm | #
"but i'm starting to have YouTube fatigue..."
you'll eventually crash into a very fitful sleep....you might not be the same person for weeks after this...
jdw |
07.08.06 - 12:40 pm | #
but i'm starting to have YouTube fatigue...
Plum P,mlle canadian catmunist | - 12:39 pm
not unlike last night's dinner, this too shall pass in the fullness of time...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
Homepage |
07.08.06 - 12:40 pm | #
here's another cat with sublime green eyes
i learned someting today. Jews in Hitler's Germany could not own cats and other pets. That's a really stupid Hitler, everybody know people don't own cats, cats own people
Plum P,mlle canadian catmunist |
That IS a pretty cat.
Hitler hated cats - too independent.
And he was no animal lover. He used to beat his dog. Prick!
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 12:40 pm | #
Hey asshat, stop posting YouTube videos and just post links to the news like you used to. Your blog is faggotted up like a 14 year olds MySpace page now.
. - 12:36 pm
It says it all.
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker |
07.08.06 - 12:43 pm | #
clearly, they're of a suitable age to enlist, and back up their shit with real action...
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WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho
The war's most enthusiastic opponents have the smallest balls.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 12:43 pm | #
I could have gotten up, gone out for a walk or turned on the TV. Coulda gone to work, shopping. Anything. But NOoooo, I had to come here first. The medical bills will be sizable.
EkCenTriK |
07.08.06 - 12:43 pm | #
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Terry C
that is so well said!
can we do YouTube for cats too? Here are the hilarious Action Cats, collect them all!
Can nothing stop Atrioss' You Tube kage bunshin no jutsu?
catalexis |
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07.08.06 - 12:46 pm | #
Monica
I sort of lean towards "One Vision". Though every touchy feely corporate employee conference has done it to death now.
EkCenTriK |
07.08.06 - 12:46 pm | #
Dennis Madalone is an American Stunt-Coordinator-turned-musician of Italian descent. He is probably best known for his work on three of the Star Trek spin-offs - Star Trek: the Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and Star Trek: Voyager. In 2002, he released his song and music video "America We Stand As One" on his website, America We Stand As One. Opinions are divided as to whether this song is a serious tribute to America, or a parody of overtly patriotic sentiments.
Bender |
07.08.06 - 12:46 pm | #
whatever else you wanna say, freddie was one incredible talent...
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho
Yes, he was.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 12:47 pm | #
Opinions are divided as to whether this song is a serious tribute to America, or a parody of overtly patriotic sentiments.
Bender
All those kind of songs are parodies of music.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 12:47 pm | #
This battle is escalating awfully quickly. What's next? Condi singing hymns?
Hecate Malificent
Cheney dancing around the WH to Earth Wind and Fire? (from Randi Rhodes yesterday)
ErinPDX |
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07.08.06 - 12:48 pm | #
"whatever else you wanna say, freddie was one incredible talent..."
i guess...but the music fucking sucks.
jdw |
07.08.06 - 12:49 pm | #
The reason Americans don't like you losers is that you regard military service as a degradation and punishment. You know: something to be wished upon your enemies.
Toby Petzold |
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07.08.06 - 12:49 pm | #
How about "Give Me The Prize"?
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker |
07.08.06 - 12:53 pm | #
The reason Americans don't like you losers is that you regard military service as a degradation and punishment. You know: something to be wished upon your enemies.
Hogwash! The reason you love it is because you're not doing it.
plantsman, lowercase |
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07.08.06 - 12:53 pm | #
The reason Americans don't like you losers is that you regard military service as a degradation and punishment. You know: something to be wished upon your enemies.
Toby Petzold
That last video was beyond the pale, Atrios. How dare you!
PsiFighter37 |
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07.08.06 - 12:55 pm | #
Gaia, imho, is constantly trying to heal herself and balance herself. We aren't making it easy.
plantsman, lowercase |
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07.08.06 - 12:55 pm | #
the heartland = the former confederate states
Richard
You know: something to be wished upon your enemies.
Toby Petzold - 12:49 pm
nope, death and/or grievous injury is something you wish on your enemies: eat shit and die, Tobes...
military service is what you wish upon those who, never having experienced it, approve and defend war...
enlist you fat, dog-abusing shitwit...
i really don't care whether you die or not...just enlist, so you have the slightest fucking notion about that which you run your fat, flatulent mouth...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
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07.08.06 - 12:56 pm | #
The question still remains Toby Petzold,
WHEN * WILL * YOU * SERVE?
You like to wrap yourself in the flag and claim this is your service to the country. You won't go to the wars you say you support, and expect other to serve in your place.
This is a cowards form of patriotism.
Ssg Thorton |
07.08.06 - 12:56 pm | #
Atrios is so funny.
Jenny from the Blog • |
07.08.06 - 12:57 pm | #
The reason Americans don't like you losers is that you regard military service as a degradation and punishment. You know: something to be wished upon your enemies.
Tell me that again. Right after your dates of service and duty stations.
Snow, Deposing Kos |
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07.08.06 - 12:57 pm | #
This battle is escalating awfully quickly. What's next? Condi singing hymns?
Hecate Malificent
I see Condi as playing showtunes for Shrubb and Pickles in the plaid swathed family room at Camp Davis. After Pickles nods off in the middle of her fifth Southern Comfort Collins with extra sugar, Condi gazes at her husba....I mean the President, and sings "Hey there you with the stars in your eyes", Shrubb thinks, "ya know, I think I DO have stars in my eyes", and while he's distracted thinking about himself, she throws him down on top of the baby grand and rides him like Man-O-War till she....crescendos
DemByDefault |
07.08.06 - 12:57 pm | #
What sort of society would y'all have if no one could advocate or criticize any issue of public importance unless he had personal experience of the thing itself?
Sounds like some totalitarian nightmare to me.
Underneath, I suspect y'all are just low-grade North Koreans.
Toby Petzold |
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07.08.06 - 12:58 pm | #
there's some things in this world you just can't explain
DemByDefault
yuppers. Mr. ql wandered by and just shook his head in amazement.
ql in ny |
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07.08.06 - 12:58 pm | #
I see Condi as playing showtunes for Shrubb and Pickles in the plaid swathed family room at Camp Davis. After Pickles nods off in the middle of her fifth Southern Comfort Collins with extra sugar, Condi gazes at her husba....I mean the President, and sings "Hey there you with the stars in your eyes", Shrubb thinks, "ya know, I think I DO have stars in my eyes", and while he's distracted thinking about himself, she throws him down on top of the baby grand and rides him like Man-O-War till she....crescendos
DemByDefault
Anybody else playing the Pirates of the Carribean/Volvo treasure hunt? 'Cause I've been told I should drive a Volvo and figure out what a latte is.
SSquirrel |
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07.08.06 - 12:59 pm | #
Underneath, I suspect y'all are just low-grade North Koreans.
Toby Petzold |
And "y'all" are still a racist fuck!
Anonymous |
07.08.06 - 12:59 pm | #
I see Condi as playing showtunes ...War till she....crescendos
Atrios is so funny.
Jenny from the Blog • | - 12:57 pm
Ach, an' is it our dorlin Jenny?
Mwaaaaaaah!
where ya been so long?
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
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07.08.06 - 1:00 pm | #
DWD -
That is gorgeous. I'd never seen it before!
Jenny from the Blog • |
07.08.06 - 1:00 pm | #
I didn't think anything could be as truly revolting as what Atrios has here. I am saddened to report that I clicked on every link, and even went over to The Editors' and SN to check out the dreck that sandwiched this eyeball-tearing revoltery. I will now expire from sheer vcrapoverload. I can do no less.
And in parting, may I implore all the guilty parties responsible for linking to the dreck TO DO NO MORE!!!
mps |
07.08.06 - 1:00 pm | #
Woody:
i really don't care whether you die or not...just enlist, so you have the slightest fucking notion about that which you run your fat, flatulent mouth...
Does your anger come from shame or just animal instinct?
Toby Petzold |
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07.08.06 - 1:00 pm | #
I see Condi as playing showtunes ...War till she....crescendos
Twisted....very twisted.
plantsman, lowercase
Yup, they well and truly are. All three of them.
DemByDefault |
07.08.06 - 1:00 pm | #
WGG -
Busy busy busy. I have been sucked into the vortex of FDL when I have a few moments, though. Hope you're well!
Jenny from the Blog • |
07.08.06 - 1:01 pm | #
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
And tell that horse manure to my doggie. She is more insistent than any kitty and has the size to really let her demands be known.
Snow, Deposing Kos |
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07.08.06 - 1:01 pm | #
Cheney dancing around the WH to Earth Wind and Fire? (from Randi Rhodes yesterday)
ErinPDX
Oooh, THAT's a mental picture.....
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 1:01 pm | #
Snow, does your military service make your opinion of war more valid than mine?
Toby Petzold |
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07.08.06 - 1:01 pm | #
Underneath Toby, I suspect you're in deep emotional trouble. You in no way uphold true American ideals, just come here and piss and moan
and say stupid shit. Begone!
plantsman, lowercase |
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07.08.06 - 1:02 pm | #
And tell that horse manure to my doggie. She is more insistent than any kitty and has the size to really let her demands be known.
Snow, Deposing Kos
What breed, Snow?
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 1:02 pm | #
Toby,
Does your cowardice come from shame or just natural instinct?
Snow, Deposing Kos |
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07.08.06 - 1:02 pm | #
Snow, does your military service make your opinion of war more valid than mine?
Toby Petzold
You don't have a valid opinion on anything.
You're just hateful and annoying.
Anonymous |
07.08.06 - 1:03 pm | #
Sigh, I see that I'm just enough older than Atrios not to have been caught in the MTV whirlpool. Of course, that means I'm still older than Atrios. Mixed blessing.
ignoreland |
07.08.06 - 1:03 pm | #
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
My dog gave me the most imperious look the other day. Something about the angle of his head just said "Silence, oafish peasant! I am trying to nap!" I was taken aback for a split second before I cracked up. Never saw anything like it the ten years I've been The Fat Guy Who Fills the Holy Bowl Too Infrequently.
DemByDefault |
07.08.06 - 1:03 pm | #
She's a lab with a little chow somewhere at the grandparent level.
Snow, Deposing Kos |
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07.08.06 - 1:03 pm | #
afternoon moonbats
absolouetly loved Pirates of the Caribbean 2
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek |
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07.08.06 - 1:03 pm | #
The reason Americans don't like you losers is that you regard military service as a degradation and punishment. You know: something to be wished upon your enemies.
Floyd, you obviously didn't grow up during the Viet Nam conflict. If you had of, you might not be so gung-ho sitting there at your keyboard lecturing the rest of us as to what Americans like and don't like and such.
But, then again, maybe you would as you are the typical mouth-running wingnut, popping off about shit you know nothing about and unwilling to back up your rhetoric with action.
Don't let that alligator mouth overload that hummingbird ass.
Does your anger come from shame or just animal instinct?
Toby Petzold - 1:00 pm
i'm not angry, tobes...
you wouldn't wanna see me angry...
but shame?
yeah, tobes, you shame all the brave men and women who have died, or been injured--some of them friends of mine-- in the wars you won't have any part of, but stand on the sidelines and applaud.
that doesn't make me angry...more like disgusted, like a whiff of filth on a clean, clear day...
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
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07.08.06 - 1:06 pm | #
Glad you liked it, Moonboo! Was Mum enthralled as well?
plantsman, lowercase |
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07.08.06 - 1:06 pm | #
The reason Americans don't like you losers is that you regard military service as a degradation and punishment. You know: something to be wished upon your enemies.
Toby, as a veteran, I'm wondering when you ever served.
Coward.
BTW, "God Bless the USA" is perhaps the song I loathe more than any other. Brass in the Army seem to think that the troops like it, but I loathe it like I loath the deserter sitting in Al Gore's office.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |
07.08.06 - 1:06 pm | #
I don't know if Toby believes the crap he spews, but on the off chance he does:
If the cause is so noble, if everything is going so swimmingly over in Iraq, what with all the unreported good news and all, why aren't you over there? If you're too old, fat, unfit or "don't ask" for actual military service, KBR will pay you more for driving a truck than Karl and Ken pay you for your littering here.
lots of 12 year olds were also very exicited, it was sooooo cute.
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek |
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07.08.06 - 1:07 pm | #
absolouetly loved Pirates of the Caribbean 2
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek
Are you hunting for the Volvo?
SSquirrel |
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07.08.06 - 1:07 pm | #
Moon
Why would we want to ruin a perfectly good Kraken?
EkCenTriK |
07.08.06 - 1:07 pm | #
"God Bless the USA" is perhaps the song I loathe more than any other. Brass in the Army seem to think that the troops like it, but I loathe it like I loath the deserter sitting in Al Gore's office.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
Gotta love how some of the 'tards believe people should stand up for it, like it's the national anthem.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 1:08 pm | #
Oh how I love a movie that flies, rather than drags by!
plantsman, lowercase |
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07.08.06 - 1:08 pm | #
EkCenTriK thats true, just like wanted to say it heh
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek |
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07.08.06 - 1:08 pm | #
Good god. I made it 1:15 into that last one (which was the only one I have seen). That is a remarkable piece of work. Are they all like that?
twc |
07.08.06 - 1:10 pm | #
Posted earlier, but for our newcomers:
I didn'th think anything could top the country song I heard in the grocery store, in which the narrator (?) sings that he will support the troops and the Constitution by lovingly maintaining and driving the souped up '83 Firebird of a soldier killed in Afghanistan.
I loved the part where the pirates argue about how to pronounce Kraken, pure python.
SSquirrel |
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07.08.06 - 1:10 pm | #
Snow, does your military service make your opinion of war more valid than mine?
I don't know Toby. You don't really know my opinion of war, do you? By I can think of only one valid opinion of war; and it has been echoed by every notable person who ever fought in one.
Don't tell me you disagree.
Snow, Deposing Kos |
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07.08.06 - 1:11 pm | #
SSquirrel yeah, so many cool scene, its hard to pick just one.
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek |
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07.08.06 - 1:12 pm | #
What sort of society would y'all have if no one could advocate or criticize any issue of public importance unless he had personal experience of the thing itself?
What you are doing here is neither of the above, Floyd.
billy b |
07.08.06 - 1:12 pm | #
Moon
Why would we want to ruin a perfectly good Kraken?
EkCenTriK
Speaking of Kraken, "Clash of the Titans" is on TCM at 6 tonight.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 1:12 pm | #
WGG -
Busy busy busy. I have been sucked into the vortex of FDL when I have a few moments, though. Hope you're well!
Jenny from the Blog • - 1:01 pm
I'm well, dorlin' Jenny... Buddy had surgery the other day to remove a tumor; he's recuperating fine
wishin' you well, dorlin...
i've dabbled in FDL, but mostly i find it a bit too genteel for my more fiery style, and here the more compatible...
would you be comin to EC-II, perhaps? t'would be a blessin for these old eyes...and i'm shore i speak not only fer meself...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
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07.08.06 - 1:12 pm | #
This battle is escalating awfully quickly. What's next? Condi singing hymns?
Hecate Malificent
I hear she's a concert penist.
Max Planck |
07.08.06 - 1:12 pm | #
This battle is escalating awfully quickly. What's next? Condi singing hymns?
Hecate Malificent
And while they're distracted going "Ohhhh!", mon general, I'll be in the back shouting "Everyone Attack!" and it'll turn into one of these (and do not listen to the girl in the corner. Poor, silly bint thinks she's the passionate one)...
I have it on good authority that, having surveyed the exploded heads and dismembered eyes and ears still dripping with blood, Judge Mills Lane has declared atrios the victor over the poor crew that once constituted Sadly, No!
(this was leaked to me by reliable white house sources)
Raoul_Duke |
07.08.06 - 1:16 pm | #
The girl can't dress.
She and Laura have that in common, too!
plantsman, lowercase |
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07.08.06 - 1:16 pm | #
My bad: the Google people dropped the Mentos/Diet Coke/Bellagio thingie.
Oh look at Buddy. What a sweeheart. I'm so glad he's okay.
He is a great looking dog!
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 1:17 pm | #
The girl can't dress.
She and Laura have that in common, too!
plantsman, lowercase
Shitty taste in clothes, shitty taste in males!
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 1:17 pm | #
Agave and JFTB, IF IT BE YOUR WILL is one of the prettiest songs ever. At least IMHO.
DWD - Blogfacist American |
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07.08.06 - 1:17 pm | #
Hey drifty!
Good Ballroom Blitz memories. And to think, some people actually thought Motley Crue was version 1.0 of hairglitz.
BTW, yew rite reel gud. I look forward to your posts. And don't ditch Sunday Morning Comin' Down, plz.
Max Planck |
07.08.06 - 1:18 pm | #
of course Salome famously performed the dance of the seven veils and asked for John the Baptists head in return.
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek |
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07.08.06 - 1:18 pm | #
I sure hope GWPDA picked up her convertible!
plantsman, lowercase |
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07.08.06 - 1:19 pm | #
No Chicago for me, but if another get-together is planned I would love to come. I'll check in for news.
albuquerque for the State Fair??? Sept 16, iirc...
GWPDA, Olaf, NM Red, Diane, Agave, Tena, me, 'n a few others intend to attend the Alpaca show ring, eat navajo tacos, pie ala mode, and funnel cakes...you'd be most welcome...
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
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07.08.06 - 1:20 pm | #
wwg , nice to see buddy smiling.
mestizO |
07.08.06 - 1:20 pm | #
Did you know that if you click on all the YouTubes they all play together?
of course Salome famously performed the dance of the seven veils and asked for John the Baptists head in return.
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek
Maybe Condi will get carried away and ask for Rove's!
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 1:22 pm | #
Did you know that if you click on all the YouTubes they all play together?
.
agave, spreading confusion
A Choir of Crap.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 1:22 pm | #
Max Planck,
Thank you kindly.
driftglass |
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07.08.06 - 1:22 pm | #
Did you know that if you click on all the YouTubes they all play together?
Sadly, yes. I conducted said lab experiment a bit earlier. At least in the electronics store, all 47 display TV's are usually on the same channel.
Max Planck |
07.08.06 - 1:23 pm | #
I just hope SadlyNo and Atrios have agreed not to violate the David Hasselhoff video treaty. That way lies madness...
SSquirrel |
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07.08.06 - 1:23 pm | #
Did you know that if you click on all the YouTubes they all play together?
I had no idea, this is important information.
plantsman, lowercase |
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07.08.06 - 1:23 pm | #
(this was leaked to me by reliable white house sources)
Raoul_Duke
Anti-communism is one key reason for Moon's espousal of a worldwide theocracy and rejection of some of the most fundamental tenets of American democracy. Moon finds "American-style democracy" to be "a good nursery for the growth of Communism.'' In a speech in Seoul, Moon proclaimed that God was helping to set up a final battle involving the United States, Russia, China, North Korea, South Korea, and Japan. .....
The Moon Organization has self-proclaimed goals of controlling political and secular institutions and a strident ideology which envisions the formation of a "Unification Crusade Army." Moon's speeches foresee an apocalyptic confrontation involving the United States, Russia, China, Japan, and North and South Korea, in which the Moon Organization would play a key role.
Pope Benedict XVI has strongly defended the traditional family during a brief visit to the Spanish city of Valencia.
The government has introduced a number of reforms including gay marriage, but the Pope insisted there were some things the Church had to reject.
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek |
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07.08.06 - 1:27 pm | #
Max Planck,
Thank you kindly.
driftglass
Don't get me wrong. You can put SMCD on Summer hiatus. Just don't drop it from the Fall lineup, is allz I'm sayin'.
Max Planck |
07.08.06 - 1:28 pm | #
When a man hath no freedom to fight for at home,
Let him combat for that of his neighbours;
Let him think of the glories of Greece and of Rome,
And get knock'd on the head for his labours.
To do good to mankind is the chivalrous plan,
And, is always as nobly requited;
Then battle for freedom wherever you can,
And, if not shot or hang'd, you'll get knighted.
Rest peacefully, Lord Byron.
And Toby, remember: dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.
Snow, Deposing Kos |
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07.08.06 - 1:30 pm | #
A bunch of celibate males and females, paedophiles included, back family values.
Whod'a thunk?
plantsman, lowercase |
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07.08.06 - 1:30 pm | #
The Yemen that's been so helpful in the waw on Terra? That Yemen??
plantsman, lowercase -1:26 pm
Prob'lu cuz they don't view it som much as terrorism, but nationalism, and a dose of pan-islamism, mixed in with a dash of 'chickens-come-home-to-root-ism", gnowaddamean?
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
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07.08.06 - 1:30 pm | #
it;s time to finally shut down the puppy-killing jew-bastard kike Toby Petzold
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
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07.08.06 - 1:31 pm | #
it;s time to finally shut down the puppy-killing jew-bastard kike Toby Petzold
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
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07.08.06 - 1:31 pm | #
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho,
Sorry, missed it.
It's what I get for trying to watch reruns of "Lidsville" while typing, reading and corrupting the youth
driftglass |
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07.08.06 - 1:31 pm | #
Sadly, No! has in fact VIOLATED the David Hasselhoff video treaty. we are all doomed. DOOMED, i say.
(and yes, my relaible white horse souse was in fact The Chimp. he was wearing rollerblades, smoking a cigar, and muttering something about how he hated terra 'cause she dumped his ass in the 5th grade.)
Raoul_Duke |
07.08.06 - 1:36 pm | #
it;s time to finally shut down the puppy-killing jew-bastard kike Toby Petzold
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho - 1:31 pm
I dinna know you were jewish, tobes???
any o' t'other tribesfolk recognize ya?
but s'long's ya get the BLOG URL right it's all good...i can use the traffic...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
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07.08.06 - 1:36 pm | #
Thank god there's a billion dollars worth of technology behind this.
KenLac |
07.08.06 - 1:36 pm | #
Hi-ho, Wooderino!
Little Brøther | 07.08.06 - 1:33 pm
Toby, as a veteran, I'm wondering when you ever served.
I never have. But that doesn't make me a coward. If you think that others in here are also cowards because they haven't served, then you ought to tell them why.
Your logic is of some interest to me.
Toby Petzold |
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07.08.06 - 1:38 pm | #
I saw Scheuer on a CSPAN rerun last night, and I can't pretend my judgment wasn't tainted by his self-description as a conservative Republican, the fact taht he publishes in the Moonie Times, but when he says that Bill Clinton, Sandy Berger and Richard Clarke has eight chances to capture bin Laden and three chances to kill him, I don't buy it. I think he sees possibilities as certainty, and of course, he projects an air of believing in his own and the "Agency's" infailability. I'd like to see him debate Clarke on neutral territory.
DemByDefault |
07.08.06 - 1:38 pm | #
Oh, and before I forget, let me remind Toby the pathetic virgin that I, a 55 year old man, will be spending much of the weekend with a stunning 30 something Japanese American woman. She pretty much jumped me after a local liberal get-together. A brilliant, gorgeous babe is Kimiko-san. Doing her post-doc research here in Boston.
Toby, you will NEVER EVER get anywhere NEAR such an amazing woman As Kimiko-san. You can't begin to imagine what it's like.
And its all because I'm a liberal. Toby. 55, potbelly, arthritic, diabetic and high blood pressure. And unlike Rush, I'm not the least bit ashamed of the fact that I've got prescription for Cialis. Diabetes and hypertension will do that to a man. Of course, you wouldn't know a thing about being a "man", would you, Toby.
And yet, Kimiko-san doesn't care a bit about any of that. She likes me for who and what I am.
Unlike you, Toby. Women FLEE from your presence, because of what and who you are. Yep, Toby, you will never get laid in your life. Oh, you'll likely have sex, but only the kind you pay for.
There IS a difference, you know. Oh, wait. That's right, you wouldn't know the difference. No woman would willingly touch you for free or of her own free will.
What is that pick up line you use that works all the time? Oh, right, I remember: "Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"
Poor Toby, how sad you are. To go through life knowing that liberals like me are having the most incredable sex lives. And you aren't.
<Nelson Muntz>"HA-ha! You're a pathetic loser!</Nelson Muntz>
Chris Tucker |
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07.08.06 - 1:40 pm | #
If you think that others in here are also cowards because they haven't served, then you ought to tell them why.
We don't support the war.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 1:41 pm | #
it;s time to finally shut down the puppy-killing jew-bastard kike Toby Petzold
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho - 1:31 pm
Is he back to that namestealing shit again?
He pulled that on Terry last night.
Anonymous |
07.08.06 - 1:42 pm | #
Pope Benedict XVI has strongly defended the traditional family during a brief visit to the Spanish city of Valencia.
The government has introduced a number of reforms including gay marriage, but the Pope insisted there were some things the Church had to reject.
Stuff it, you dress-wearing homophobe.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 1:45 pm | #
Six Saudis and a Yemeni being held in Saudi Arabia on security charges have escaped.
"Seven detainees at Malaz prison in Riyadh, held in connection with security cases, were able to leave the detention centre," state news agency SPA quoted an Interior Ministry statement as saying.
It did not say when they escaped.
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek |
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07.08.06 - 1:47 pm | #
He pulled that on Terry last night.
Anonymous - 1:42 pm
i'm confident that my discursive formulations here are sufficiently unique and iconic that virtually any imposture which extends beyond a word or two should instantly be recognizeable among the cogniscenti as the posturings of an impudent fool...
You enthusiastically support sending other Americans to their deaths for a war of aggression and conquest, yet you have never worn the uniform.
You could have served, but selfishly and cowardly chose not to, yet you're a supporter of this immoral, illegal war that is destroying our Army and our reputation throughout the world.
And you worship a deserter from the US Armed Forces, and his puppetmaster, a shitheel who had "other priorities" when Vietnam threatened to intrude on his privledged life.
Toby, you are not a coward because you didn't serve. You are a coward for an entirely different reason. You are afraid. But that also is not what makes you a coward. What makes you a coward is that you allow your fears to control your behavior. You do not control your fear; your fear controls you. That is why you are a coward.
Snow, Deposing Kos |
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07.08.06 - 1:49 pm | #
Re: Mexico
somebody yestiddy posted a coupla graphs charting the vote count against the time and the hours of the day in which they were reported...
Obrador's votes came in during daylight...Calderon's alleged winning margin came in the dark of night...
i, for one, was shocked...
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
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07.08.06 - 1:51 pm | #
For those who can't make it to Chicago, remember there's a mini-meet at the NM State Fair Sept 16th! With fry bread, hundreds of forms of red and green chiles to add to your kitchen shelves, and the educational Sheep to Shawl demonstration. Keep a lookout for cheap one-day fares, ya never know what might pop up.
I may or may not have a new guest room by that time. Renovatons have slowed due to the continuing rains. There's no complete roof on the house at the moment, so I've got buckets and tubs scattered across 2 floors, and am splitting leak patrols with the contractor, with me on the night shift. All we need is 4 straight days of sunshine, no rain, to lay down the water/ice shield fabric and get the windows installed, sealed, and stuccoed. Just 4 days.
It's not our 'usual' monsoon rains yet. Our monsoon rains are a bit like "Camelot", start in the afternoon and cool off the land for the evening. These rains are coming at all hours, and staying for hours. Even at night.
I think the state owes us big time for all this rain-making.
NMRed w/green chile mint sauce |
07.08.06 - 1:52 pm | #
I think the state owes us big time for all this rain-making.
NMRed w/green chile mint sauce | - 1:52 pm
speaking of which, here it comes again: the rain, i mean...
my yard my sprout if this keeps up...
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho |
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07.08.06 - 1:54 pm | #
OT: I came home on Wednesday night and discovered that I couldn't access Internet. I picked up the phone to call my ISP's help desk, and discovered no dial tone.
I'll spare you the usual nonsense involved in communicating with Verizon's customer cyberservice, with its combination of robot and humanoid interlocutors. I admit that I have enough abiding geek sensibility to actually appreciate the ability of a machine to engage in "conversation". On the other hand, there's still way too much needless repetition-- e.g., starting from scratch each time you make a follow-up call. And there are always questions or options that should be offered, but aren't.
I'd scheduled Friday off, which turned out to be "lucky", because that was when they scheduled the service call "between 8AM and 7PM". On Friday morning, I panicked after I forgot to take my seldom-used cell phone off "silent", and found out that I'd missed a robot voice-mail asking me to confirm that I was home.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't really settle down and relax when I'm expecting a tradesperson-- especially without an Internet connection. Finally I called at 7:02PM to report that I had neither seen a technician or heard anything about the status of my service call. A very sweet flak-catcher put me on hold, and came back to say with genuine-sounding regret that "because of the workload imposed by recent storm damage", that they wouldn't be able to come today after all.
The technician DID come this morning, and ran a new cable between my house and a telephone pole in the yard catty-corner to my house. Funny, I'd never noticed it before. The old cable had been chewed up once too often by squirrels.
Since I can't log on to Eschaton (and most other blogs) or even my ISP's web-based e-mail at work any more, I truly felt as if I'd been cut off from the world for weeks. If I owned a soccer ball, I would've started a conversation with it. As soon as the line was fixed, I checked my e-mail. I found three days worth of SPAM (100+ messages) and a handful of reports and/or begging from political and progressive sites. Not even one personal e-mail!
I thought I'd stumble back into the land of the living-- if you call this living-- and be greeted by shocked survivors, like Rip van Winkle. Nobody even noticed I was gone. Oh well, such are the rewards of an insular life...
PS: The first YouTube hung up for me-- and having read the reviews, I feel gratified that I gave up trying. Maybe my luck is changing.
Little Brøther |
07.08.06 - 1:55 pm | #
Is anyone so stupid to deny that The Golden Age of Blogging is upon us, with this series of posts?
I think not.
T. Scheisskopf |
07.08.06 - 1:59 pm | #
"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."
Obviously, Toby has let his mind be killed by fear.
You, Toby, are a coward. A craven coward, who lets fear rule his mind. While you huddle in the darkness of your mother's basement, urinating and defecating on yourself at every strange noise, real Americans face that fear and uncertainty and get on with life.
You are pathetic, unfit for the company of your betters.
Chris Tucker |
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07.08.06 - 2:05 pm | #
That last video must be parody. It can't possibly be serious. Angels firemen in the sky? Oh come on now.
strawhat |
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07.08.06 - 2:20 pm | #
WGG, I'se got 'shrooms sprouting on the pine bark mulch under my pinons.
yet the ground is still so dry and hard a few inches down, I think most of the water is still running down the streets, into the storm drains.
NMRed w/green chile mint sauce |
07.08.06 - 2:23 pm | #
OK, that version of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is the best thing I've ever seen.
(There might be some hyperbole in that sentence, but not much. Not much.)
i'm confident that my discursive formulations here are sufficiently unique and iconic that virtually any imposture which extends beyond a word or two should instantly be recognizeable among the cogniscenti as the posturings of an impudent fool...
just sayin'
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WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho
You are unique.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 2:31 pm | #
That last video must be parody. It can't possibly be serious. Angels firemen in the sky? Oh come on now.
strawhat |
Sounds like some of those KristYun videos.
The ones where they sing dreck like "Our god is an awesome god, close their eyes and act as though they're waiting to be craptured into heaven."
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
07.08.06 - 2:33 pm | #
The Moon Organization has self-proclaimed goals of controlling political and secular institutions and a strident ideology
Washington Times, Mr. Blankley?
plantsman, lowercase | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 1:28 pm |
You're getting warmer. It is right in front of everyone's faces but they do not see. Though many editors and reporters quit the WT over editorial independence, Moon does NOT have to run the place day to day or personally order people around to get what he wants. He simply hires extremists like Pruden to do his bidding. Pruden is an auto-pilot tool. Moon hires the extreme and subsidizes pushing their ideology into the body politic. This has been going on for 25 years bigtime. Today any Moon conditioned conservative will tell you Pruden is run of the mill. Think back 25 years. Think back. You must think back to see it. The WT played a major role in creating a political environment fertile for the theocrats. While it did so, Moon promoted the theocrats. There is a reason all this is happening, it is not an accident nor the product of the free market of ideas or any democratic process. Non-citizen Moon funded much of it with money he swindled from the Japanese. Without Moon's swindled billions and fronts there would be NO ONE like Bush president, it would NOT have happened. It was NOT the "Gingrich" revolution, it was the "Moon Revolution" he funded and helped guide it.
Moon is a hard right wing authoritarian, anti-science, homophobic, theocrat. He manipulates his followers by telling them they and they alone are doing God's will. He tells them his opponents persecute him and are of Satan's world. He uses a "us vs. them" frame to control their minds. The right invited him into their movement, got into bed with him, around 1980 in a big way. Their leaders accepted him, that is all it took. The rank and file right don't even know Moon is alive. They have no understanding of how they have been used and minipulated. 25 years ago...What were they then? What are they now? Let them that have eyes...
You may even see your PeskyFly if you know where to look.
PeskyFly |
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07.08.06 - 3:10 pm | #
Darth:
You enthusiastically support sending other Americans to their deaths for a war of aggression and conquest, yet you have never worn the uniform.
I also "enthusiastically" support abortion rights even though I am not able to have one. Does that mean I can't advocate such rights?
Toby Petzold |
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07.08.06 - 3:20 pm | #
PeskyFly:
Sadly, your link doesn't work.
Hurra Torpedo, eh? Wonderful. Wonderful video. I am now a fan.
(Note to Toby: Your analogy doesn't work. Try again.)
lisa |
07.08.06 - 3:31 pm | #
Weird
It's still linked on their official site. Maybe it will come back to life.
PeskyFly |
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07.08.06 - 4:25 pm | #
So what? No friggen Lee Greenwood?
BCB |
07.08.06 - 4:36 pm | #
Hey asshat, stop posting YouTube videos and just post links to the news like you used to. Your blog is faggotted up like a 14 year olds MySpace page now.
. | 07.08.06 - 12:36 pm | #
thats fucking hilarity, and I like the you tube
Anonymous |
07.08.06 - 5:30 pm | #
Ah, my eyes! My eyes!!!!!!!
I tried to resist the youtube lure, but I got sucked in.
Curse you, Atrios. I've now got to go stanch my bleeding eyeballs.
boadicea |
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07.08.06 - 6:55 pm | #
BONKERS! The lot of yez!!
bamage |
07.08.06 - 7:28 pm | #
"They play well. (the first video.)"
Ahha... haha... ha... AHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!
No, seriously - that was hilarious. Do that again!
OneTopJob6 |
07.09.06 - 4:03 am | #
This is a Youtube extravaganza!
Lassette |
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07.09.06 - 2:08 pm | #