I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

Atrios has Youtube madness.


Gravatarheehee...a frist two days runnin


GravatarDAMN YOU DOUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GravatarYou owe me for a vomited-upon keyboard, damn you!


Gravatarhuh?


Gravatar"DAMN YOU DOUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I did this without even having drank my first cup of coffee.


Gravatarthis is fun, in a sick, twisted way.


Gravatar"this is fun, in a sick, twisted way."

Got to admit it is. Man wander off for awhile and look what happeneed to the neighborhood.


Gravatarnothing like a waste of water, air conditioning, money, sex (and everything else you can think of) in the middle of the desert to celebrate the Romantic embrace of Enlightenment ideals.

I am only disappointed that there's no Condoleeza Will Lead Us the fine morning.


Gravatarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a...ndabout% 20choir


Gravatarthis is fun, in a sick, twisted way.

Very sick and twisted. I can only imagine this is the fault of one Markos Moulitsas Zuniga, tyrant.


GravatarThat's just appallingly awful...

unbelievably awful
incredibly awful
unbearably awful

do you have a license for that kind of audio/visual pollution?


GravatarIt hurts us!!! Please master, make him stop!


GravatarThat's cruel. I had a headache when I woke up, and it was almost gone... now it's raging again. It's not even 9 in the morning here. I really have to get over being a compulsive link clicker.


GravatarOKay, that last one is the worst.

I didn'th think anything could top the country song I heard in the grocery store, in which the narrator (?) sings that he will support the troops and the Constitution by lovingly maintaining and driving the souped up '83 Firebird of a soldier killed in Afghanistan.

I am not making that up.


GravatarYou think he's been up all night going through YouTube?


GravatarWell, fuck...

i gotta go build a boat...

it's raining again here...

the end is nye...


GravatarI think that USA music video is a stirring defense of gay marriage with a touching patriotic theme. Being "with you in a different way" is a wonderful way to continue his support of his wife and baby now that he's left her to marry another gay man.

Or am I confused again?


GravatarI've got some video of the Bellagio's "Dancing Waters" doing a Sinatra tribute I was thinking of posting... also, the original version of the "Treasure Island" pirate show (before the pirates became strippers)...


GravatarOh, the humanity!

At long last, sir, have you no shame?


GravatarIt's not quite a video, but "Condoleezza Will Lead Us" is really... um...

*tails off*


GravatarYou think Billy Joel is gonna sue the Bush Was Right boys over We Didn't Start teh Fire?


GravatarI just know those WMDs are hidden in those videos...I just know it...

--


GravatarYou Tube something to me....


GravatarSpeaking of Bellaggio

as a measure of sanity in an otherwise insane thread...
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GravatarKOS is so diabolical to cause this to happen, without the result staining his cheeto stained blog.


GravatarTwo days ago, there was a small hurricane here in the mountains. High winds, cyclone storm pattern, and raining so hard it seemed like it was raining upwards.


GravatarHow can you miss me if I won't go awayHICA!
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GravatarLike an idiot, I had to find out if you could play them all at the same time. Sadly, you can.


GravatarYou think Billy Joel is gonna sue the Bush Was Right boys over We Didn't Start teh Fire?
DemByDefault



Bush Was Right????

Those ole boys better get off the meth!


Gravatarwhat was the first one? 'bush was right'...jeebus, talk about sticking your foot in it...

the second really doesn't belong...that ain't bad at all...that's fucking art.

the last, however, is the coup de grassie...they are dead and shall never arise again.


Gravatarthe country song I heard in the grocery store, in which the narrator (?) sings that he will support the troops and the Constitution by lovingly maintaining and driving the souped up '83 Firebird of a soldier killed in Afghanistan.


I believe anything that these shitkickers put out.


GravatarThe collateral damage here is pretty gruesome.

Have mercy!


GravatarLet me rephrase that.


I believe that these shitkickers will put out anything that their humanoid fans will buy.


Gravatarthere's little qualitative difference between "Condoleeza Will Lead Us" and the Glenn Kesslar blo-job he gave her in teh WaPo a couple of days ago.


GravatarThis will not stand. We are badly wounded, we admit. But we shall come back more powerful than ever before.


Gravatarthe country song I heard in the grocery store, in which the narrator (?) sings that he will support the troops and the Constitution by lovingly maintaining and driving the souped up '83 Firebird of a soldier killed in Afghanistan.

and molesting the dead soldier's child bride in the back seat???

anything fer the troops, gulldurnit


GravatarLike an idiot, I had to find out if you could play them all at the same time. Sadly, you can.
Max Planck


A Choir of Crap.


GravatarI'm proud to be an American
where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died
who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today
,
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.


Question1: To what unit is Lee Greenwood assigned?

Question2: To where is Lee Greenwood's unit deployed?

I would like to send him a care package to thank him for his service.


GravatarBut we shall come back more powerful than ever before.

Obi Wan?


Gravatar"I didn'th think anything could top the country song I heard in the grocery store, in which the narrator (?) sings that he will support the troops and the Constitution by lovingly maintaining and driving the souped up '83 Firebird of a soldier killed in Afghanistan."

the best one i ever heard was in the car with the wife as we drove thru md...i'll never forget it, because with each line our jaws dropped a bit further....

T.G. Sheppard - War Is Hell (on The Homefront, Too)
It was July hot in Georgia in 1942 all the men were off to war and the woman had nothing to do.
I was sixteen and hungry looking for my first taste of love, When I brought the groceries to the door I didn't know how close I was. Her long blond hair was flowing and she smelled like sweet perfume. When I laid her groceries down she said you don't have to leave so soon. A woman sure gets lonely when a men gone off to fight. She reached up for my trembling hand as tear drops filled her eyes then she said.

Chores:

War is hell on the home front too. God only knows what a woman goes though. She still needs what a man that's gone can't do.

I can't fight this fire along stay with me until it's gone. Ooh war is Hell on the Home front Too. It was July hot in side me as she lead me to the bed room door with satin sheets and pleasure (I never knew I could feel before). My first taste of lovin' was everything it should have been, when a woman's fighting loneliness it's a battle she can't win. I'll always remember what she did and what she said but the one thing I remember most was the way she turned his picture over on the table by her bed and now she says.

Chores:

War is hell on the home front too. God only knows what a woman goes though. She still needs what a man that's gone can't do. I can't fight this fire along stay with me until it's gone. Ooh war is hell on the home front too.


GravatarSo. Was that last guy supposed to be dead, or what? Oh yeah, guess that was his photo in uniform. Looks like it's true that your hair keeps growing after death - unfortunately, your talent doesn't.


Gravatarand molesting the dead soldier's child bride in the back seat???

anything fer the troops, gulldurnit
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho


I shouldn't laugh at that, but



GravatarNBC is broadcasting the Wimbledon men's doubles final--often don't have time for doubles, so this is a treat.

(Yes, since you didn't ask, I used to play tennis, before the back went out.)


GravatarWhen I laid her groceries down she said you don't have to leave so soon




The Summer of '42!!!


Gravatarugh. Im gonna have to kill myself now.


GravatarDid anyone expect the guy "playing the stove" to have his ass hanging out at the end?


Hilarious


Gravatarwith each line our jaws dropped a bit further....


I'd be throwing up.


GravatarI can't come to this site before I have my two cups of coffee. That was by far the worst montage of anything I have ever seen, Atrios.


GravatarGod, Atrios, that last one is a KILLER. You might want to check the Geneva Conventions for cruel and unusual punishment though.


OT: does anyone know if a P 1 laptop with a Toshiba FIR Port - 0 actually has a wireless Internet adapter?


Gravatarthey don't do tacky pseudopatriotic music videos at D-Kos

{{sniffs primly}}


GravatarWar is hell on the home front too. God only knows what a woman goes though. She still needs what a man that's gone can't do.



She's gay, actually.......


Gravatar"This will not stand. We are badly wounded, we admit. But we shall come back more powerful than ever before."
--Brad R.


Revenge of the Final Battle...coming soon to a screen near you.


Gravatar"The Summer of '42!!!
DemByDefault"

see if you can find the audio...damn, we laughed for hours after hearing that...


GravatarPeople were upset with the Spanish version of the National Anthem. What until they get a load of Dennis Madalone.


GravatarOMFG, that was complete, utter devastation. I can refer you to a good attorney that can help you patent this amazing emetic you've come up with here. Take no prisoners baby.


GravatarThe religious imagery in that last one was amazing! Definitely one I'll use in my critical approaches to religion class. Thanks!


GravatarGod only knows what a woman goes though. She still needs what a man that's gone can't do.

Actually, they have a whole section in Spencer Gifts that can alleviate that "situation".


GravatarP 1 laptop with a Toshiba FIR Port - 0 actually has a wireless Internet adapter?

A fur port?

That is for teledildonics.


GravatarSo, um, speaking of Final Battles...


GravatarOne of my favorite clips: Schlocky wedding singer performing obscenity-laden version of "Turn Around" from "Old School"


GravatarSorry, dialup and not enough time for these things to download. I'm technologically removed from this discussion.


GravatarAck! More questions.

1. TRB = Totally Retarded Bitches?

2. Bush was right about what? NBC weapons? I don't think so.

3. Libya turned over nuclear weapons? When?

4. Cindy Sheehan is wrong? Her son didn't die?


GravatarJP! How's it going? What's the latest with Curly?


Gravatar3. Libya turned over nuclear weapons? When?


Ya know, the Ay-rab dictator who was actually directly involved in an act of terrorism that killed American citizens? He's now an elected leader of a free and prosperous democratic republic.


GravatarAchtung!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8...h? v=8gfbDsvSNK0


Gravatarolvlzl,

I can help. Close your eyes. Imagine the most pathetic pop anthems in praise of Amerika rife with religious imagry and extreme patriotism: then multiply by ten.


GravatarSo, um, speaking of Final Battles...
Eli -12:04 pm


dang, eli, that's one PRETTY boy!@!!

what kind of constitution must one have to plough through the oceans of dross that MUST be out there to uncover these 'pearls'?


GravatarLee Greenwood.

Lee Greenwood.

Lee Greenworm.


GravatarJeebus! Talk about saturation bombing! If only all Dems could fight like Atrios!

Who the fuck is that singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart"?


GravatarActually, they have a whole section in Spencer Gifts that can alleviate that "situation".
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker



What part of my neck is the clitoris anyway?


GravatarSo I see Ed Schultz is shilling for Lieberman


GravatarMy husband thinks I hang out with some sick fucks.


GravatarWho the fuck is that singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart"?
Buzz Bomb

Um...I thought you guys would enjoy it. It's my tribute band: The Bonnie Tyler Experience


GravatarWhat part of my neck is the clitoris anyway?

On a woman, I think it's the Adam's Apple (I'm using Coultergeist as an example.)


GravatarI guess the best Bush can expect to sing his praises is a paunchy, middle-aged, radio-DJ-looking guy with a bad goatee who missed out on rock stardom but is still clinging to the dream...?


GravatarMy husband thinks I hang out with some sick fucks.
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker


You do. Ain't it grand?


GravatarTo quote the Dixie Chicks (you remember them, the fat fucking slags who had a brief, failed career as an unpatriotic, traitorous musical trio)

FUTK


GravatarSSquirrel,

It sure is! I can't wait to see you sick fucks in Chicago.


GravatarCan't believe The Right Brothers ripped off the TRB logo of '70s gay-punk heroes Tom Robinson Band. Still, I love their impersonation of Bush-blinded morons -- hilarious stuff.


GravatarEschatonia has always been at war with Sadly, No


GravatarMustn't say war is bad:

June 19, 2006 -- Shock magazine, which is being pulled by Borders and Rite Aid, is taking the unusual step of writing to its major retail and distribution partners, urging them not to buckle to what it sees as censorship campaign by a blogging photographer.

The mag that stokes to provoke - from eye gouging to fishing boats in rivers of blood - has irked ex-Green Beret photojournalist Michael Yon, who claims it illegally used his photo of a Marine officer cradling an Iraqi girl who had been fatally wounded in a suicide car bombing.

Yon accuses the publisher of using his photograph in an anti-military manner - a claim the publisher disputes, despite its use of the cover line, "War Is Still Hell."


GravatarEschatonia has always been at war with Sadly, No
superfly


With who?


GravatarWhy the "march to the bottom of the pile" with free trade is a long way from reaching it's low point for USians.

"An NYT op-ed on The Myth of the New India reports that only 1.3M Indians are participating in the so-called new economy of BPO, leaving 400M have-nots without a piece of the pie. Despite recent gains, nearly 380M Indians still live on less $1 a day, setting the stage for rural and urban conflict."
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/0...serland& emc=rss


GravatarHoly Shit...over at Sadly No, they have Let the Eagle Soar...


Gravatarabsolutly nothing compares to the following

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e...h? v=eTKL8MNH95Q

nothing.


GravatarWhose turn is it to watch Atrios? I am very afraid he may injure himelf. He's a very sick human being at the moment.


GravatarSo I see Ed Schultz is shilling for Lieberman
DemByDefault - 12:09 pm


Big (FAAT) Eddy Schultz was on yesterday with hs legal pal, talkin about how 'normal' people are in the heartland, as opposed to coastal folks...i tried to call in and remind him that

1)Tim McVeigh was a 'heartlander', and so was his friends Terry Nichols...

2) the marines who slaughtered those folks in haditha were hearlanders...

3) the ground-pounders who followed Spec Green on his murderous rape frenzy were heartlanders...

4) Ted Fucking Nugent's from Detroit, ferfuck'sake...

and the list goes on...

but i couldn't get through...
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GravatarOK, someone inform that dude in the last one that the 80s are over, thankfully both musically and hair style-wise.

Also, he should not pretend to represent our bravest, who gave their lives protecting meatpuppets such as himself.

Finally, the West Coast looks nothing like the East Coast. Better editing, please.


Gravatarwhat kind of constitution must one have to plough through the oceans of dross that MUST be out there to uncover these 'pearls'?

Mine, apparently. But it's more like I just instinctively know where they are...


GravatarNobody understands what a Toshiba FIR Port Type 0 card is?

(This laptop was a gift and I use it seldom and I did not install much of anything on it.)


GravatarOh, sweet Jeebus! Which one is the Right Brothers video?

I've only heard a clip from the Bush was right song, and I must witness the whole assault on geometry and theology!


GravatarYou sick bastard. You totally suckered me into watching every damn one of those. Or perhaps you just wanted to demonstrate that I'm a dreadfully slow learner.


GravatarJumping Jesus on a pogo stick! I was rooting for The Editors, but that last one is a freaking A-bomb.

Atrios is the winner.


Gravatarabsolutly nothing compares to the following.

I'd have to agree.


GravatarIf those assholes think Bush is so great and his war is so wonderful, why aren't they over there in uniform?


Gravatar'normal' people are in the heartland, as opposed to coastal folks

Much of the world's population lives in the Littoral Region. 2/3 of Americans do. So, no, Big Ed, there are two coasties for every heartkander.


Gravatarabsolutly nothing compares to the following.

nothing.
eire1130 - 12:16 pm


me like-um comely, willowy maidens

me take-um to tent, me fuck-um good...


Gravatar"Nobody understands what a Toshiba FIR Port Type 0 card is?"


Uh, DWD you need to find a computer nerd blog this is a political nerd blog.

Well it was until recently.


GravatarApache

What teh fucking fuckalmighty fuck is that!?!?!?!?!

Is this Tom Friedman's college band?

Oh, here come the Apache maidens

Oh my


GravatarThat keyboardist had the music in him. I wish it would leave.


GravatarLee Greenworm.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


How many times has ole Lee been married?

Five, Six, Seven Times?


GravatarIs this Tom Friedman's college band?

No. John Bolton's.


GravatarDuncan

Okay, okay,

you win.


GravatarOh, sweet Jeebus! Which one is the Right Brothers video?

The first one, for your viewing convenience.


Gravataryou win.
Z /

High Anxiety?


GravatarBig (FAAT) Eddy Schultz was on yesterday with hs legal pal, talkin about how 'normal' people are in the heartland, as opposed to coastal folks



Is anyone else as tired as I am of this "heartland" bullshit?

Haven't they polarized this country enough?


Gravatar(I didn't know there were blonde Apaches...)


GravatarBonjour!

here's my kind of cat

http://mfrost.typepad.com/ photos...stephanie_h.jpg


GravatarIs anyone else as tired as I am of this "heartland" bullshit?

Haven't they polarized this country enough?
Terry C,

One of the most offensieve terms and concepts of contemporary politics.

Translation: Some Americans are more American than other Americans.


GravatarBonjour!

here's my kind of cat

http://mfrost.typepad.com/ photos...stephanie_h.jpg
Plum P,mlle canadian catmunist


What? No Molson or Labatt?


GravatarWe got some fightin' videos too...

But you gotta admit the duo of Powell/Ashcroft is pretty powerful.


GravatarTranslation: Some Americans are more American than other Americans.
DemByDefault


EXACTLY!

Offensive to the extreme.


GravatarVideo no. 1 - Billy joel should sue.

Video no. 2 - is funny

Video no. 3 - wow! a jingoist water fountain

Video no. 4 - ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww


Gravatareire1130, that has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a really long time.


Gravatarthe best news I've seen all day is that Giuliani is going for it. Even Novakula is already saying he'll flip-flop on all those icky social issues. But that won't help, he won't win, he won't go quietly, and he'll wound a few others on his way down.


GravatarPlum P,

You have to get your cat together with Atrios's Wiley. I think a good time will be had by all.


GravatarWhat? No Molson or Labatt?
Terry C

nah. it's for Germany for their game later on


GravatarIs anyone else as tired as I am of this "heartland" bullshit?

I think the terms "kidneyland" or "pancreasland" are far more accurate and pleasing to the ear.


GravatarRe: The Right Brothers.

It'll never fly.


GravatarIs anyone else as tired as I am of this "heartland" bullshit?

I think the terms "kidneyland" or "pancreasland" are far more accurate and pleasing to the ear.
SteveLG

So Florida is the Enlarged Prostate of Liberty?


GravatarIs anyone else as tired as I am of this "heartland" bullshit?

I think the terms "kidneyland" or "pancreasland" are far more accurate and pleasing to the ear.
SteveLG



"Anusland" is better for these rightards.


GravatarYou have to get your cat together with Atrios's Wiley. I think a good time will be had by all.
Monica_A

sorry to dissapoint, it's not my cat! I still don't have a digital camera yet to post pictires of Henriette.

Are you here Fourlegsgood?


Gravatar"Anusland" is better for these rightards.
Terry C,

John McCain, senior senator from Anuszona?

Works for me.


GravatarWhat total and complete dreck.


Gravatar"absolutly nothing compares to the following

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e...h? v=eTKL8MNH95Q

nothing."

OMG...another added to bookmarks...awesome!


Gravatar"We stand as one"


Yeah, well - Bush pretty much guaranteed that.

The rest of the world hates us.


GravatarOne word: craptastic!!!!


GravatarTranslation: Some Americans are more American than other Americans.

Such bullshit. And even in the 'heartland,' most of those folks are living in cities as well.


GravatarThey play well. (the first video.) perhaps they should take their act to just outside the green zone?


Gravatareire1130, that has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a really long time.

heh, I do try.


GravatarJohn McCain, senior senator from Anuszona?

Works for me.
DemByDefault



He keeps bending over and spreading them for Bush Co.


GravatarWhat total and complete dreck.
ql in ny



"Utter crap!"

- Rowan Atkinson as Blackadder


GravatarThanks, Eli. You may pinch me anytime!


GravatarOne thing good about this is that it might keep the trolls away.


GravatarOMG...another added to bookmarks...awesome!

Agreed. I'm going to have to still that (with proper credit, of course).


Gravatarhere's another cat with sublime green eyes

http://www.dailykitten.com/archi.../476- Karma.html

i learned someting today. Jews in Hitler's Germany could not own cats and other pets. That's a really stupid Hitler, everybody know people don't own cats, cats own people


Gravatarthe dead longhair republican seems to use the same video production team as al Qaeda: same cheesy saccarine religious bullshit, with "martyrs" towering over us all in the clouds. too bad this guy doesn't have the impulse to martyrdom. then again, maybe he does! maybe he cut his hair and joined up! somehow, the self-satisfied smirk on his face when he holds the flag makes me think he considers his service complete. what a prick.


Gravatarabsolutly nothing compares to the following

nothing.
eire1130


Ya know if you dubbed "Condoleezza will lead us" over that, I think you'd have a real hit on your hands...


and I would imagine a "Toshiba FIR Port Type 0 card " is an infrared connector for a printer and a mouse.


Gravatarhttp://www.mybarbarian.com/mb- we...unicorns_hi.mov

It's big, almost 30 megabytes of QuickTime fear and loathing.

Click at your own risk!


Gravatarthe best news I've seen all day is that Giuliani is going for it. Even Novakula is already saying he'll flip-flop on all those icky social issues. But that won't help, he won't win, he won't go quietly, and he'll wound a few others on his way down.
DemByDefault


Chris Matthews must be in the thoes of orgasmic joy.


GravatarOne thing good about this is that it might keep the trolls away.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter - 12:32 pm


but at what price???

my gawd, what price glory, captain Flagg


GravatarThey play well. (the first video.)

The Right's Bitches? Yeah, I guess they do. But no way you ever get them near the Green Zone.


GravatarSorry, THROES


GravatarI can't stop watching the "Apache" video. Just when you think it couldn't possibly get any worse, it does. It exceeds all expectations. I think this should be Atrios's next volley in the war with those "other" blogs.


Gravatar'Agreed. I'm going to have to still that (with proper credit, of course).'

the dude reminds me of a cross between yawn-ie and wierd al yankovic


GravatarMy best friend just called me and asked me what I have been doing. I told her, "You wouldn't understand."

(I've been watching YouTube Videos of bad music for the last twelve hours...)


GravatarThe Right's Bitches? Yeah, I guess they do. But no way you ever get them near the Green Zone.
Snow, Deposing Kos - 12:33 pm


clearly, they're of a suitable age to enlist, and back up their shit with real action...
.


Gravatarthe dude reminds me of a cross between yawn-ie and wierd al yankovic
jdw

With Rick Santorum's state-of-the-embalmer's-art smile.

And his sense of rhythm.


Gravatarthe dude reminds me of a cross between yawn-ie and wierd al yankovic

You can't avert your eyes. You have to see what's coming up next. He's magnetic!


GravatarHey asshat, stop posting YouTube videos and just post links to the news like you used to. Your blog is faggotted up like a 14 year olds MySpace page now.


GravatarMy best friend just called me and asked me what I have been doing. I told her, "You wouldn't understand."



there's some things in this world you just can't explain


Gravatareire1130

That's exactly why I think all that sports team name stuff balances out! The video proves that most of us really respect and admire Native Americans!


GravatarHey asshat, stop posting YouTube videos and just post links to the news like you used to. Your blog is faggotted up like a 14 year olds MySpace page now.
. - 12:36 pm


chill, francis...

all work and no play makes eschaton a dull place...
.


GravatarMy best friend just called me and asked me what I have been doing. I told her, "You wouldn't understand."

(I've been watching YouTube Videos of bad music for the last twelve hours...)
Vicki, Who ? Al Gore

i sure know the feeling!


but i'm starting to have YouTube fatigue...


GravatarThose Apache dancers are HOT!


Gravatar"but i'm starting to have YouTube fatigue..."

you'll eventually crash into a very fitful sleep....you might not be the same person for weeks after this...


Gravatarbut i'm starting to have YouTube fatigue...
Plum P,mlle canadian catmunist | - 12:39 pm


not unlike last night's dinner, this too shall pass in the fullness of time...
.


Gravatarhere's another cat with sublime green eyes

i learned someting today. Jews in Hitler's Germany could not own cats and other pets. That's a really stupid Hitler, everybody know people don't own cats, cats own people
Plum P,mlle canadian catmunist |


That IS a pretty cat.

Hitler hated cats - too independent.

And he was no animal lover. He used to beat his dog. Prick!

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.


GravatarHey asshat, stop posting YouTube videos and just post links to the news like you used to. Your blog is faggotted up like a 14 year olds MySpace page now.
. - 12:36 pm



Lighten up, Francis.


GravatarDo they have Kung Fu Fighting? That one will win it.


GravatarDogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter -- 12:40 pm


dogs have partners...

(Cats have staff. --so true)


GravatarAtrios should be pilloried for including Hurra Torpedo in with that other dreck. Let us inform Master Kos immediately.

Seriously though Hurra Torpedo actually TRY to sound like that...they only appear to be deranged because their Scandinavian

The other stuff there is just bad.


GravatarThis battle is escalating awfully quickly. What's next? Condi singing hymns?


GravatarI know it's cliched, but I think this should be our theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i...ll%20Rock% 20You

It says it all.


Gravatarclearly, they're of a suitable age to enlist, and back up their shit with real action...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho


The war's most enthusiastic opponents have the smallest balls.


GravatarI could have gotten up, gone out for a walk or turned on the TV. Coulda gone to work, shopping. Anything. But NOoooo, I had to come here first. The medical bills will be sizable.


GravatarDogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Terry C

that is so well said!

can we do YouTube for cats too? Here are the hilarious Action Cats, collect them all!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=f55Hk...h=action% 20cats


GravatarSorry -


The war's most enthusiastic SUPPORTERS have the smallest balls.


I need to eat lunch!


GravatarHow bout Laibach's version of sympathy for the devil. That'll melt yer eyes...


GravatarIt says it all.
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker - - 12:43 pm


whatever else you wanna say, freddie was one incredible talent...


GravatarThe war preznit's most enthusiastic supporters have the smallest balls.


GravatarAh, found a YouTube version of the QuickTime video I posted earlier.

Still and all, click at your own peril. It's pretty brain hurting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M...h=unicorns% 20la


GravatarCan nothing stop Atrioss' You Tube kage bunshin no jutsu?


GravatarMonica

I sort of lean towards "One Vision". Though every touchy feely corporate employee conference has done it to death now.


GravatarDennis Madalone is an American Stunt-Coordinator-turned-musician of Italian descent. He is probably best known for his work on three of the Star Trek spin-offs - Star Trek: the Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and Star Trek: Voyager. In 2002, he released his song and music video "America We Stand As One" on his website, America We Stand As One. Opinions are divided as to whether this song is a serious tribute to America, or a parody of overtly patriotic sentiments.


Gravatarwhatever else you wanna say, freddie was one incredible talent...
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho


Yes, he was.


GravatarOpinions are divided as to whether this song is a serious tribute to America, or a parody of overtly patriotic sentiments.
Bender


All those kind of songs are parodies of music.


GravatarThis battle is escalating awfully quickly. What's next? Condi singing hymns?
Hecate Malificent

Cheney dancing around the WH to Earth Wind and Fire? (from Randi Rhodes yesterday)


GravatarCool world


Gravatardriving a cat crazy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O...ch=silly% 20cats


Gravatar"whatever else you wanna say, freddie was one incredible talent..."

i guess...but the music fucking sucks.


GravatarThe reason Americans don't like you losers is that you regard military service as a degradation and punishment. You know: something to be wished upon your enemies.


GravatarKitty Cat Dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O...wI& search=kitty


GravatarHey, Toby:

Enlisted yet?


Gravatarthe heartland = the former confederate states


GravatarI threatened to leave if anyone posted Concrete Blonde - oh well, live and learn:right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A...leonard% 20cohen


Gravataramerica is waiting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d...h=david% 20byrne


GravatarCool world
Hecate Malificent - 12:49 pm


oh, goddess, my heart aches and breaks for our blue-green home here...

we have SOOOOO fucked it up

And ma nature doesn't hand out 'do-overs': Once you've fucked it up, it doesn't go back...

.


GravatarWhile we are on Leonard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k...leonard% 20cohen


GravatarI sort of lean towards "One Vision".

How about "Give Me The Prize"?


GravatarThe reason Americans don't like you losers is that you regard military service as a degradation and punishment. You know: something to be wished upon your enemies.

Hogwash! The reason you love it is because you're not doing it.


GravatarThe reason Americans don't like you losers is that you regard military service as a degradation and punishment. You know: something to be wished upon your enemies.
Toby Petzold


You don't speak for all Americans.

Fuck off!


GravatarThat last video was beyond the pale, Atrios. How dare you!


GravatarGaia, imho, is constantly trying to heal herself and balance herself. We aren't making it easy.


Gravatarthe heartland = the former confederate states
Richard




GravatarHere's a different Leonard...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z...bilbo% 20baggins


Gravataranother weird cat on his back

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X...h? v=X4iwlMiakCY


GravatarYou know: something to be wished upon your enemies.
Toby Petzold - 12:49 pm


nope, death and/or grievous injury is something you wish on your enemies: eat shit and die, Tobes...

military service is what you wish upon those who, never having experienced it, approve and defend war...

enlist you fat, dog-abusing shitwit...

i really don't care whether you die or not...just enlist, so you have the slightest fucking notion about that which you run your fat, flatulent mouth...
.


GravatarThe question still remains Toby Petzold,

WHEN * WILL * YOU * SERVE?

You like to wrap yourself in the flag and claim this is your service to the country. You won't go to the wars you say you support, and expect other to serve in your place.

This is a cowards form of patriotism.


GravatarAtrios is so funny.


GravatarThe reason Americans don't like you losers is that you regard military service as a degradation and punishment. You know: something to be wished upon your enemies.

Tell me that again. Right after your dates of service and duty stations.


GravatarThis battle is escalating awfully quickly. What's next? Condi singing hymns?
Hecate Malificent

I see Condi as playing showtunes for Shrubb and Pickles in the plaid swathed family room at Camp Davis. After Pickles nods off in the middle of her fifth Southern Comfort Collins with extra sugar, Condi gazes at her husba....I mean the President, and sings "Hey there you with the stars in your eyes", Shrubb thinks, "ya know, I think I DO have stars in my eyes", and while he's distracted thinking about himself, she throws him down on top of the baby grand and rides him like Man-O-War till she....crescendos


GravatarWhat sort of society would y'all have if no one could advocate or criticize any issue of public importance unless he had personal experience of the thing itself?

Sounds like some totalitarian nightmare to me.

Underneath, I suspect y'all are just low-grade North Koreans.


Gravatarthere's some things in this world you just can't explain
DemByDefault


yuppers. Mr. ql wandered by and just shook his head in amazement.


GravatarI see Condi as playing showtunes for Shrubb and Pickles in the plaid swathed family room at Camp Davis. After Pickles nods off in the middle of her fifth Southern Comfort Collins with extra sugar, Condi gazes at her husba....I mean the President, and sings "Hey there you with the stars in your eyes", Shrubb thinks, "ya know, I think I DO have stars in my eyes", and while he's distracted thinking about himself, she throws him down on top of the baby grand and rides him like Man-O-War till she....crescendos
DemByDefault




GravatarAnybody else playing the Pirates of the Carribean/Volvo treasure hunt? 'Cause I've been told I should drive a Volvo and figure out what a latte is.


GravatarUnderneath, I suspect y'all are just low-grade North Koreans.
Toby Petzold |


And "y'all" are still a racist fuck!


GravatarI see Condi as playing showtunes ...War till she....crescendos

Twisted....very twisted.


GravatarAtrios is so funny.
Jenny from the Blog • | - 12:57 pm


Ach, an' is it our dorlin Jenny?

Mwaaaaaaah!

where ya been so long?


GravatarDWD -

That is gorgeous. I'd never seen it before!


GravatarI didn't think anything could be as truly revolting as what Atrios has here. I am saddened to report that I clicked on every link, and even went over to The Editors' and SN to check out the dreck that sandwiched this eyeball-tearing revoltery. I will now expire from sheer vcrapoverload. I can do no less.
And in parting, may I implore all the guilty parties responsible for linking to the dreck TO DO NO MORE!!!


GravatarWoody:

i really don't care whether you die or not...just enlist, so you have the slightest fucking notion about that which you run your fat, flatulent mouth...

Does your anger come from shame or just animal instinct?


GravatarI see Condi as playing showtunes ...War till she....crescendos

Twisted....very twisted.
plantsman, lowercase

Yup, they well and truly are. All three of them.


GravatarWGG -

Busy busy busy. I have been sucked into the vortex of FDL when I have a few moments, though. Hope you're well!


GravatarDogs have owners. Cats have staff.

And tell that horse manure to my doggie. She is more insistent than any kitty and has the size to really let her demands be known.


GravatarCheney dancing around the WH to Earth Wind and Fire? (from Randi Rhodes yesterday)
ErinPDX



Oooh, THAT's a mental picture.....


GravatarSnow, does your military service make your opinion of war more valid than mine?


GravatarUnderneath Toby, I suspect you're in deep emotional trouble. You in no way uphold true American ideals, just come here and piss and moan
and say stupid shit. Begone!


GravatarAnd tell that horse manure to my doggie. She is more insistent than any kitty and has the size to really let her demands be known.
Snow, Deposing Kos


What breed, Snow?


GravatarToby,

Does your cowardice come from shame or just natural instinct?


GravatarSnow, does your military service make your opinion of war more valid than mine?
Toby Petzold


You don't have a valid opinion on anything.

You're just hateful and annoying.


GravatarSigh, I see that I'm just enough older than Atrios not to have been caught in the MTV whirlpool. Of course, that means I'm still older than Atrios. Mixed blessing.


GravatarDogs have owners. Cats have staff.


My dog gave me the most imperious look the other day. Something about the angle of his head just said "Silence, oafish peasant! I am trying to nap!" I was taken aback for a split second before I cracked up. Never saw anything like it the ten years I've been The Fat Guy Who Fills the Holy Bowl Too Infrequently.


GravatarShe's a lab with a little chow somewhere at the grandparent level.


Gravatarafternoon moonbats

absolouetly loved Pirates of the Caribbean 2


GravatarThe reason Americans don't like you losers is that you regard military service as a degradation and punishment. You know: something to be wished upon your enemies.

Floyd, you obviously didn't grow up during the Viet Nam conflict. If you had of, you might not be so gung-ho sitting there at your keyboard lecturing the rest of us as to what Americans like and don't like and such.

But, then again, maybe you would as you are the typical mouth-running wingnut, popping off about shit you know nothing about and unwilling to back up your rhetoric with action.

Don't let that alligator mouth overload that hummingbird ass.

Hey to Goober.


GravatarDoes your anger come from shame or just animal instinct?

Neither. It's disgust.


Gravatar" Snow, does your military service make your opinion of war more valid than mine?"

Yes. Yes, it does, Toby.

Just like Murtha's opinion on the war is far more valid than yours will ever be.

Snow, are you a veteran? If so, thank you!


GravatarDoes your anger come from shame or just animal instinct?
Toby Petzold


What does Woody have to be ashamed off?

Piss off!


Gravatarahoy me hearty lets throw Toby to the Kraken.


GravatarShe's a lab with a little chow somewhere at the grandparent level.
Snow, Deposing Kos


She sounds lovely!

============================
billy b:



GravatarDoes your anger come from shame or just animal instinct?
Toby Petzold - 1:00 pm


i'm not angry, tobes...
you wouldn't wanna see me angry...

but shame?

yeah, tobes, you shame all the brave men and women who have died, or been injured--some of them friends of mine-- in the wars you won't have any part of, but stand on the sidelines and applaud.

that doesn't make me angry...more like disgusted, like a whiff of filth on a clean, clear day...


GravatarGlad you liked it, Moonboo! Was Mum enthralled as well?


GravatarThe reason Americans don't like you losers is that you regard military service as a degradation and punishment. You know: something to be wished upon your enemies.

Toby, as a veteran, I'm wondering when you ever served.

Coward.

BTW, "God Bless the USA" is perhaps the song I loathe more than any other. Brass in the Army seem to think that the troops like it, but I loathe it like I loath the deserter sitting in Al Gore's office.


GravatarI don't know if Toby believes the crap he spews, but on the off chance he does:

If the cause is so noble, if everything is going so swimmingly over in Iraq, what with all the unreported good news and all, why aren't you over there? If you're too old, fat, unfit or "don't ask" for actual military service, KBR will pay you more for driving a truck than Karl and Ken pay you for your littering here.

Bon Voyage.


Gravatarplantsman, oh yeah, time just flew by.

lots of 12 year olds were also very exicited, it was sooooo cute.


Gravatarabsolouetly loved Pirates of the Caribbean 2
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek


Are you hunting for the Volvo?


GravatarMoon

Why would we want to ruin a perfectly good Kraken?


Gravatar"God Bless the USA" is perhaps the song I loathe more than any other. Brass in the Army seem to think that the troops like it, but I loathe it like I loath the deserter sitting in Al Gore's office.
Apprentice to Darth Holden


Gotta love how some of the 'tards believe people should stand up for it, like it's the national anthem.


GravatarOh how I love a movie that flies, rather than drags by!


GravatarEkCenTriK thats true, just like wanted to say it heh


Gravatarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A...?v=A...leonard% 20cohen
DWD - Blogfacist American

Don't know if I'm still drunk/hung over or what but that made me cry.

.


GravatarGood god. I made it 1:15 into that last one (which was the only one I have seen). That is a remarkable piece of work. Are they all like that?


GravatarPosted earlier, but for our newcomers:

I didn'th think anything could top the country song I heard in the grocery store, in which the narrator (?) sings that he will support the troops and the Constitution by lovingly maintaining and driving the souped up '83 Firebird of a soldier killed in Afghanistan.

I am not making that up.
DemByDefault



Unfuckingbelievable!


GravatarI loved the part where the pirates argue about how to pronounce Kraken, pure python.


GravatarSnow, does your military service make your opinion of war more valid than mine?

I don't know Toby. You don't really know my opinion of war, do you? By I can think of only one valid opinion of war; and it has been echoed by every notable person who ever fought in one.

Don't tell me you disagree.


GravatarSSquirrel yeah, so many cool scene, its hard to pick just one.


GravatarWhat sort of society would y'all have if no one could advocate or criticize any issue of public importance unless he had personal experience of the thing itself?

What you are doing here is neither of the above, Floyd.


GravatarMoon

Why would we want to ruin a perfectly good Kraken?
EkCenTriK


Speaking of Kraken, "Clash of the Titans" is on TCM at 6 tonight.


GravatarWGG -

Busy busy busy. I have been sucked into the vortex of FDL when I have a few moments, though. Hope you're well!
Jenny from the Blog • - 1:01 pm


I'm well, dorlin' Jenny...
Buddy had surgery the other day to remove a tumor; he's recuperating fine

wishin' you well, dorlin...

i've dabbled in FDL, but mostly i find it a bit too genteel for my more fiery style, and here the more compatible...

would you be comin to EC-II, perhaps? t'would be a blessin for these old eyes...and i'm shore i speak not only fer meself...
.


GravatarThis battle is escalating awfully quickly. What's next? Condi singing hymns?
Hecate Malificent


I hear she's a concert penist.


GravatarThis battle is escalating awfully quickly. What's next? Condi singing hymns?
Hecate Malificent

I hear she's a concert penist.
Max Planck




GravatarOK, boss,

If you want an amphibious attack, I got'cher Bellagio fountains right here.

http://video.google.com/ videopla...q=Mint+Bellagio


And while they're distracted going "Ohhhh!", mon general, I'll be in the back shouting "Everyone Attack!" and it'll turn into one of these (and do not listen to the girl in the corner. Poor, silly bint thinks she's the passionate one)...

http://driftglass.blogspot.com/2...just- plain.html


GravatarI thought Condi was going to perform the dance of the seven veils....


GravatarSnow, does your military service make your opinion of war more valid than mine?


Floyd, opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one and your's stinks.


GravatarI thought Condi was going to perform the dance of the seven veils....
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek


Anything has to look better on her than those crappy outfits of hers.

The girl can't dress.


GravatarWGG -

Oh look at Buddy. What a sweeheart. I'm so glad he's okay.

No Chicago for me, but if another get-together is planned I would love to come. I'll check in for news.

*mwah* !


GravatarFloyd, opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one

billy b



He IS one!


GravatarI have it on good authority that, having surveyed the exploded heads and dismembered eyes and ears still dripping with blood, Judge Mills Lane has declared atrios the victor over the poor crew that once constituted Sadly, No!

(this was leaked to me by reliable white house sources)


GravatarThe girl can't dress.

She and Laura have that in common, too!


GravatarMy bad: the Google people dropped the Mentos/Diet Coke/Bellagio thingie.

Thank Ja for YouTube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q...mint% 20bellagio


GravatarOh look at Buddy. What a sweeheart. I'm so glad he's okay.



He is a great looking dog!


GravatarThe girl can't dress.

She and Laura have that in common, too!
plantsman, lowercase


Shitty taste in clothes, shitty taste in males!


GravatarAgave and JFTB, IF IT BE YOUR WILL is one of the prettiest songs ever. At least IMHO.


GravatarHey drifty!

Good Ballroom Blitz memories. And to think, some people actually thought Motley Crue was version 1.0 of hairglitz.

BTW, yew rite reel gud. I look forward to your posts. And don't ditch Sunday Morning Comin' Down, plz.


Gravatarof course Salome famously performed the dance of the seven veils and asked for John the Baptists head in return.


GravatarWinger vote fraud playbook goes international.

Mexico 2006 = Ohio 2004 = Florida 2000.


GravatarI sure hope GWPDA picked up her convertible!


GravatarNo Chicago for me, but if another get-together is planned I would love to come. I'll check in for news.

albuquerque for the State Fair??? Sept 16, iirc...

GWPDA, Olaf, NM Red, Diane, Agave, Tena, me, 'n a few others intend to attend the Alpaca show ring, eat navajo tacos, pie ala mode, and funnel cakes...you'd be most welcome...


Gravatarwwg , nice to see buddy smiling.


GravatarDid you know that if you click on all the YouTubes they all play together?

.


Gravatarof course Salome famously performed the dance of the seven veils and asked for John the Baptists head in return.
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek



Maybe Condi will get carried away and ask for Rove's!


GravatarDid you know that if you click on all the YouTubes they all play together?

.
agave, spreading confusion


A Choir of Crap.


GravatarMax Planck,
Thank you kindly.


GravatarDid you know that if you click on all the YouTubes they all play together?

Sadly, yes. I conducted said lab experiment a bit earlier. At least in the electronics store, all 47 display TV's are usually on the same channel.


GravatarI just hope SadlyNo and Atrios have agreed not to violate the David Hasselhoff video treaty. That way lies madness...


GravatarDid you know that if you click on all the YouTubes they all play together?

I had no idea, this is important information.


Gravatar(this was leaked to me by reliable white house sources)
Raoul_Duke


A high White Horse souse.

Chimpy himself.


GravatarI am so thinking Atrios is big funny Inner Tube joke so I suggest--if you want--using American aircraft on his ass:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B...dpress%2Ecom% 2F


GravatarMovie Review - Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest


GravatarYemen acquits 19 with al-Qaida links

The Yemen that's been so helpful in the waw on Terra? That Yemen??


GravatarThe Final Battle

from a 1978 congressional invetigation report.

Anti-communism is one key reason for Moon's espousal of a worldwide theocracy and rejection of some of the most fundamental tenets of American democracy. Moon finds "American-style democracy" to be "a good nursery for the growth of Communism.'' In a speech in Seoul, Moon proclaimed that God was helping to set up a final battle involving the United States, Russia, China, North Korea, South Korea, and Japan. .....

The Moon Organization has self-proclaimed goals of controlling political and secular institutions and a strident ideology which envisions the formation of a "Unification Crusade Army." Moon's speeches foresee an apocalyptic confrontation involving the United States, Russia, China, Japan, and North and South Korea, in which the Moon Organization would play a key role.


The Final Battle is going on NOW and NO ONE is seeing it unfold click here - and learn the basics on the players.


GravatarOT: Pope in Spain backs family values

Pope Benedict XVI has strongly defended the traditional family during a brief visit to the Spanish city of Valencia.

The government has introduced a number of reforms including gay marriage, but the Pope insisted there were some things the Church had to reject.


GravatarMax Planck,
Thank you kindly.
driftglass


Don't get me wrong. You can put SMCD on Summer hiatus. Just don't drop it from the Fall lineup, is allz I'm sayin'.


GravatarThank Ja for YouTube...

dogpile had it, too...i hung it out there early on this thread


GravatarThe Moon Organization has self-proclaimed goals of controlling political and secular institutions and a strident ideology

Washington Times, Mr. Blankley?


GravatarThe Yemen that's been so helpful in the waw on Terra? That Yemen??
plantsman

No, I think you're thinking of the Yemen that wants to go nucular.

BTW: 2,543


GravatarA Choir of Crap.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter




GravatarA poem for Toby:

When a man hath no freedom to fight for at home,
Let him combat for that of his neighbours;
Let him think of the glories of Greece and of Rome,
And get knock'd on the head for his labours.
To do good to mankind is the chivalrous plan,
And, is always as nobly requited;
Then battle for freedom wherever you can,
And, if not shot or hang'd, you'll get knighted.


Rest peacefully, Lord Byron.

And Toby, remember: dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.


GravatarA bunch of celibate males and females, paedophiles included, back family values.
Whod'a thunk?


GravatarThe Yemen that's been so helpful in the waw on Terra? That Yemen??
plantsman, lowercase -1:26 pm


Prob'lu cuz they don't view it som much as terrorism, but nationalism, and a dose of pan-islamism, mixed in with a dash of 'chickens-come-home-to-root-ism", gnowaddamean?


Gravatarit;s time to finally shut down the puppy-killing jew-bastard kike Toby Petzold


Gravatarit;s time to finally shut down the puppy-killing jew-bastard kike Toby Petzold


GravatarWoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho,

Sorry, missed it.
It's what I get for trying to watch reruns of "Lidsville" while typing, reading and corrupting the youth


GravatarToby Getzold, heh.


GravatarHey, that band that plays on kitchen appliances...I'VE SEEN THEM IN CONCERT. no shit. Freakin' BIZZARE.


GravatarOT: Mexico and Florida have more in common than heat

There is evidence that left-leaning voters have been scrubbed from key electoral lists in Latin America

Greg Palast


Gravatarthe end is nye...

No, the Louis is nye. Or was.

Hi-ho, Wooderino!


GravatarApparently, the problem is that there haven't been enough deaths.


GravatarHey, that band that plays on kitchen appliances...I'VE SEEN THEM IN CONCERT. no shit. Freakin' BIZZARE.
Punchy

Who was it that posted that a few nites ago?

I posted some of the lyrics and they responded with the YouTube.

.


GravatarHey, that band that plays on kitchen appliances...I'VE SEEN THEM IN CONCERT. no shit. Freakin' BIZZARE.
Punchy

Who was it that posted that a few nites ago?

I posted some of the lyrics and they responded with the YouTube.

.


GravatarGODWIN'S LAW! GODWIN'S LAW!!!!

Sadly, No! has in fact VIOLATED the David Hasselhoff video treaty. we are all doomed. DOOMED, i say.

(and yes, my relaible white horse souse was in fact The Chimp. he was wearing rollerblades, smoking a cigar, and muttering something about how he hated terra 'cause she dumped his ass in the 5th grade.)


Gravatarit;s time to finally shut down the puppy-killing jew-bastard kike Toby Petzold
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho - 1:31 pm


I dinna know you were jewish, tobes???
any o' t'other tribesfolk recognize ya?
but s'long's ya get the BLOG URL right it's all good...i can use the traffic...
.


GravatarThank god there's a billion dollars worth of technology behind this.


GravatarHi-ho, Wooderino!
Little Brøther | 07.08.06 - 1:33 pm


Coma 'ta ito, hermanito?


GravatarDarth:

Toby, as a veteran, I'm wondering when you ever served.

I never have. But that doesn't make me a coward. If you think that others in here are also cowards because they haven't served, then you ought to tell them why.

Your logic is of some interest to me.


GravatarI saw Scheuer on a CSPAN rerun last night, and I can't pretend my judgment wasn't tainted by his self-description as a conservative Republican, the fact taht he publishes in the Moonie Times, but when he says that Bill Clinton, Sandy Berger and Richard Clarke has eight chances to capture bin Laden and three chances to kill him, I don't buy it. I think he sees possibilities as certainty, and of course, he projects an air of believing in his own and the "Agency's" infailability. I'd like to see him debate Clarke on neutral territory.


GravatarOh, and before I forget, let me remind Toby the pathetic virgin that I, a 55 year old man, will be spending much of the weekend with a stunning 30 something Japanese American woman. She pretty much jumped me after a local liberal get-together. A brilliant, gorgeous babe is Kimiko-san. Doing her post-doc research here in Boston.

Toby, you will NEVER EVER get anywhere NEAR such an amazing woman As Kimiko-san. You can't begin to imagine what it's like.

And its all because I'm a liberal. Toby. 55, potbelly, arthritic, diabetic and high blood pressure. And unlike Rush, I'm not the least bit ashamed of the fact that I've got prescription for Cialis. Diabetes and hypertension will do that to a man. Of course, you wouldn't know a thing about being a "man", would you, Toby.

And yet, Kimiko-san doesn't care a bit about any of that. She likes me for who and what I am.

Unlike you, Toby. Women FLEE from your presence, because of what and who you are. Yep, Toby, you will never get laid in your life. Oh, you'll likely have sex, but only the kind you pay for.

There IS a difference, you know. Oh, wait. That's right, you wouldn't know the difference. No woman would willingly touch you for free or of her own free will.

What is that pick up line you use that works all the time? Oh, right, I remember: "Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"

Poor Toby, how sad you are. To go through life knowing that liberals like me are having the most incredable sex lives. And you aren't.

<Nelson Muntz>"HA-ha! You're a pathetic loser!</Nelson Muntz>


GravatarIf you think that others in here are also cowards because they haven't served, then you ought to tell them why.




We don't support the war.


Gravatarit;s time to finally shut down the puppy-killing jew-bastard kike Toby Petzold
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho - 1:31 pm


Is he back to that namestealing shit again?

He pulled that on Terry last night.


GravatarPope Benedict XVI has strongly defended the traditional family during a brief visit to the Spanish city of Valencia.

The government has introduced a number of reforms including gay marriage, but the Pope insisted there were some things the Church had to reject.


Stuff it, you dress-wearing homophobe.


GravatarOT: Saudi security detainees escape

Six Saudis and a Yemeni being held in Saudi Arabia on security charges have escaped.

"Seven detainees at Malaz prison in Riyadh, held in connection with security cases, were able to leave the detention centre," state news agency SPA quoted an Interior Ministry statement as saying.

It did not say when they escaped.


GravatarHe pulled that on Terry last night.
Anonymous - 1:42 pm


i'm confident that my discursive formulations here are sufficiently unique and iconic that virtually any imposture which extends beyond a word or two should instantly be recognizeable among the cogniscenti as the posturings of an impudent fool...

just sayin'
.


GravatarGreg Palast article brilliant, and sadly unsurprising.


GravatarToby,

You enthusiastically support sending other Americans to their deaths for a war of aggression and conquest, yet you have never worn the uniform.

You could have served, but selfishly and cowardly chose not to, yet you're a supporter of this immoral, illegal war that is destroying our Army and our reputation throughout the world.

And you worship a deserter from the US Armed Forces, and his puppetmaster, a shitheel who had "other priorities" when Vietnam threatened to intrude on his privledged life.

You are a cowardly sack of pigshit.

Fuck you, maggot.


GravatarI never have. But that doesn't make me a coward.

Toby, you are not a coward because you didn't serve. You are a coward for an entirely different reason. You are afraid. But that also is not what makes you a coward. What makes you a coward is that you allow your fears to control your behavior. You do not control your fear; your fear controls you. That is why you are a coward.


GravatarRe: Mexico

somebody yestiddy posted a coupla graphs charting the vote count against the time and the hours of the day in which they were reported...

Obrador's votes came in during daylight...Calderon's alleged winning margin came in the dark of night...

i, for one, was shocked...


GravatarFor those who can't make it to Chicago, remember there's a mini-meet at the NM State Fair Sept 16th! With fry bread, hundreds of forms of red and green chiles to add to your kitchen shelves, and the educational Sheep to Shawl demonstration. Keep a lookout for cheap one-day fares, ya never know what might pop up.

I may or may not have a new guest room by that time. Renovatons have slowed due to the continuing rains. There's no complete roof on the house at the moment, so I've got buckets and tubs scattered across 2 floors, and am splitting leak patrols with the contractor, with me on the night shift. All we need is 4 straight days of sunshine, no rain, to lay down the water/ice shield fabric and get the windows installed, sealed, and stuccoed. Just 4 days.

It's not our 'usual' monsoon rains yet. Our monsoon rains are a bit like "Camelot", start in the afternoon and cool off the land for the evening. These rains are coming at all hours, and staying for hours. Even at night.

I think the state owes us big time for all this rain-making.


GravatarI think the state owes us big time for all this rain-making.
NMRed w/green chile mint sauce | - 1:52 pm


speaking of which, here it comes again: the rain, i mean...
my yard my sprout if this keeps up...


GravatarOT: I came home on Wednesday night and discovered that I couldn't access Internet. I picked up the phone to call my ISP's help desk, and discovered no dial tone.

I'll spare you the usual nonsense involved in communicating with Verizon's customer cyberservice, with its combination of robot and humanoid interlocutors. I admit that I have enough abiding geek sensibility to actually appreciate the ability of a machine to engage in "conversation". On the other hand, there's still way too much needless repetition-- e.g., starting from scratch each time you make a follow-up call. And there are always questions or options that should be offered, but aren't.

I'd scheduled Friday off, which turned out to be "lucky", because that was when they scheduled the service call "between 8AM and 7PM". On Friday morning, I panicked after I forgot to take my seldom-used cell phone off "silent", and found out that I'd missed a robot voice-mail asking me to confirm that I was home.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't really settle down and relax when I'm expecting a tradesperson-- especially without an Internet connection. Finally I called at 7:02PM to report that I had neither seen a technician or heard anything about the status of my service call. A very sweet flak-catcher put me on hold, and came back to say with genuine-sounding regret that "because of the workload imposed by recent storm damage", that they wouldn't be able to come today after all.

The technician DID come this morning, and ran a new cable between my house and a telephone pole in the yard catty-corner to my house. Funny, I'd never noticed it before. The old cable had been chewed up once too often by squirrels.

Since I can't log on to Eschaton (and most other blogs) or even my ISP's web-based e-mail at work any more, I truly felt as if I'd been cut off from the world for weeks. If I owned a soccer ball, I would've started a conversation with it. As soon as the line was fixed, I checked my e-mail. I found three days worth of SPAM (100+ messages) and a handful of reports and/or begging from political and progressive sites. Not even one personal e-mail!

I thought I'd stumble back into the land of the living-- if you call this living-- and be greeted by shocked survivors, like Rip van Winkle. Nobody even noticed I was gone. Oh well, such are the rewards of an insular life...

PS: The first YouTube hung up for me-- and having read the reviews, I feel gratified that I gave up trying. Maybe my luck is changing.


GravatarIs anyone so stupid to deny that The Golden Age of Blogging is upon us, with this series of posts?

I think not.


Gravatar"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
"

Obviously, Toby has let his mind be killed by fear.

You, Toby, are a coward. A craven coward, who lets fear rule his mind. While you huddle in the darkness of your mother's basement, urinating and defecating on yourself at every strange noise, real Americans face that fear and uncertainty and get on with life.

You are pathetic, unfit for the company of your betters.


GravatarThat last video must be parody. It can't possibly be serious. Angels firemen in the sky? Oh come on now.


GravatarWGG, I'se got 'shrooms sprouting on the pine bark mulch under my pinons.

yet the ground is still so dry and hard a few inches down, I think most of the water is still running down the streets, into the storm drains.


GravatarOK, that version of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is the best thing I've ever seen.

(There might be some hyperbole in that sentence, but not much. Not much.)

Best. Video. Ever.


Gravatari'm confident that my discursive formulations here are sufficiently unique and iconic that virtually any imposture which extends beyond a word or two should instantly be recognizeable among the cogniscenti as the posturings of an impudent fool...

just sayin'
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho


You are unique.


GravatarThat last video must be parody. It can't possibly be serious. Angels firemen in the sky? Oh come on now.
strawhat |



Sounds like some of those KristYun videos.

The ones where they sing dreck like "Our god is an awesome god, close their eyes and act as though they're waiting to be craptured into heaven."


GravatarThe Moon Organization has self-proclaimed goals of controlling political and secular institutions and a strident ideology

Washington Times, Mr. Blankley?
plantsman, lowercase | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 1:28 pm |


You're getting warmer. It is right in front of everyone's faces but they do not see. Though many editors and reporters quit the WT over editorial independence, Moon does NOT have to run the place day to day or personally order people around to get what he wants. He simply hires extremists like Pruden to do his bidding. Pruden is an auto-pilot tool. Moon hires the extreme and subsidizes pushing their ideology into the body politic. This has been going on for 25 years bigtime. Today any Moon conditioned conservative will tell you Pruden is run of the mill. Think back 25 years. Think back. You must think back to see it. The WT played a major role in creating a political environment fertile for the theocrats. While it did so, Moon promoted the theocrats. There is a reason all this is happening, it is not an accident nor the product of the free market of ideas or any democratic process. Non-citizen Moon funded much of it with money he swindled from the Japanese. Without Moon's swindled billions and fronts there would be NO ONE like Bush president, it would NOT have happened. It was NOT the "Gingrich" revolution, it was the "Moon Revolution" he funded and helped guide it.

Moon is a hard right wing authoritarian, anti-science, homophobic, theocrat. He manipulates his followers by telling them they and they alone are doing God's will. He tells them his opponents persecute him and are of Satan's world. He uses a "us vs. them" frame to control their minds. The right invited him into their movement, got into bed with him, around 1980 in a big way. Their leaders accepted him, that is all it took. The rank and file right don't even know Moon is alive. They have no understanding of how they have been used and minipulated. 25 years ago...What were they then? What are they now? Let them that have eyes...

Moon calls what he is doing the "NATURAL subjugation of the American government and population."

Moon has more to do with where our nation is headed than ANYONE.

Moonwatcher's Law: "Godwin's Law was blind and never foresaw where were headed, therefore Godwin's Law is now VOID."


GravatarHA!

Great stuff A!

I helped make a "documentary" about Hurra Torpedo (The Norwegian band that does Total Eclipse).

If you like them you can see some of our silliness at

http://www.thecrushingblow.tv

You may even see your PeskyFly if you know where to look.


GravatarDarth:

You enthusiastically support sending other Americans to their deaths for a war of aggression and conquest, yet you have never worn the uniform.

I also "enthusiastically" support abortion rights even though I am not able to have one. Does that mean I can't advocate such rights?


GravatarPeskyFly:
Sadly, your link doesn't work.

Hurra Torpedo, eh? Wonderful. Wonderful video. I am now a fan.

(Note to Toby: Your analogy doesn't work. Try again.)


GravatarWeird

It's still linked on their official site. Maybe it will come back to life.


GravatarSo what? No friggen Lee Greenwood?


GravatarYou can see the Hurra Torpedo trailer
here.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2683952


GravatarHey asshat, stop posting YouTube videos and just post links to the news like you used to. Your blog is faggotted up like a 14 year olds MySpace page now.
. | 07.08.06 - 12:36 pm | #


thats fucking hilarity, and I like the you tube


GravatarAh, my eyes! My eyes!!!!!!!

I tried to resist the youtube lure, but I got sucked in.

Curse you, Atrios. I've now got to go stanch my bleeding eyeballs.


GravatarBONKERS! The lot of yez!!


Gravatar"They play well. (the first video.)"

Ahha... haha... ha... AHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

No, seriously - that was hilarious. Do that again!


GravatarThis is a Youtube extravaganza!


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