I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
I pinch.
WTF am I looking at???
Okay, to quote the late great Graham Chapman, this has just become too silly!
Star Wars Holiday Special!!!!!!!
The entire world has gone mad.
Dear god! Please stop, fools at Sadly, No!, we beg you. Do not make yourselves suffer any further.
I'll take "Things That Should Not Be" for $600, Alex.
Tattooine, fuck yea!
Happy Life Day!!!
(Leia's got jugs)
Sweet Jesus! Make it stop!
What is this glop from?
I keep waiting for Chris Farley to show up in this clip.
BTW, that sure was some excellent gun safety over there at Uncle Ted's BBQ party. Dude turned an unsafe weapon on Uncle Ted.
a full minute into it I still have no fucking idea what it is....
Oh God is that a baby wookie?
Truly awful!
Just as long as we don't have to watch Harvey Korman do the chef thing.
-
You know, for all the cringe-worthy moments of my life that I remember, the one thing I can be thankful for is: they aren't on film.
How have these people managed to show their faces in public for the past 30 years?
chewbaca'ss life day party? well, I was expeecting Bea Arthur, so this is kind of a relief.
Harrison Ford? Pre-Indiana Jones, I guess.
This was Mark Hamill's last part with lines.
Carrie Fisher could probably tell you what color pills she was taking that day.
"This is the promise of the Tree Of Life."
Alrighty then. Who are we to argue with the Tree Of Life?
And the wookies are saying grace before dinner? Arrgghhh!!?!?
well, she is better than connie chung. where the hell did this come from?
At first I thought those were surrender monkeys. Turns out I was wrong. How utterly wrong I was.
Is that video even legal?
Bea Arthur not only sings, she's on the road now as we speak, at least she was a coupla months ago, 'cause she had an ad on Air America for her one woman show w/piano guy.
Atrios, stop! Please stop! You're even scaring the 32 percenters.
well, she is better than connie chung. where the hell did this come from?
I think Connie had better material, though.
LIFE DAY!
JeffCO posted One Tin Soldier down below.
I love you, man! That was great.
This is too much fun for me. I can't even get off my ass to leave the house.
I'm surprised Harrison Ford and his gazillion dollars haven't squashed this for all time. Selfish bastard.
That is so awesome how they just weave the Star Wars theme organically into the song. So beautiful.
This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F...h?
v=FSiA3u3Vs0g
when the alternative is the gym, Chewie's lifeday party seems like a good way to kill time....
No wonder Carrie Fisher became a drug addict. She must've benn off her ass to sing that crap.
This escalation can only worsen day by day.
Well, let's see... There's David Bowie and Iggy Pop on the Dinah Shore show...
And then there is The Cheesiest Beatles Tribute Of All Time.
Fight the frizzies. At 11.
Ok, this has even gotten a dedicated lurker to comment.
Dear Atrios,
Please come back from your methamphetamine-fueled YouTube binge. There have been some friendly fire incidents and the bodies are starting to freak me out.
Your dedicated servant,
TX Expat
Who was that poor child that played Rudy on the Cosby Show, anyway? Poor thing started getting so ugly they had to resort to the "bring in another kid on a flimsy pretext" ploy to keep the show going.
OMG! It's the mythical Star Wars Special!
Substance abuse is never pretty, is it?
I don't dare click all the links - has anyone pulled out the "America - FUCK YEAH!" video yet?
is this mutually assured destruction?
is this mutually assured destruction?
You kids cut it out and go outside and play!
What? I'm still not re-blogrolled? Okay, I'm forced to break out the big guns!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J...uRM&
search=cher
dirty pool, but I'd like to see how they top that one!
I only hope s.z. isn't looking at this. It could kill her.
I stole this from someone else, but only because I didn't realize a video version existed:
Eartha Kitt and Bronski Beat singing "Cha Cha Heels"...
PS: Can I have some of your expresso beans?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i...%20-%
20Suddenly
Fight the frizzies. At 11.
Jim C.
Yes, please do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c...h?
v=cP4H4jV1Spo
"Now I am Become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds"
ha! that's it? i'll admit, i have the stomachs of many men and can take much. i laugh at you...
that's child's play.
Dear god, don't any of you people have lives? The video warfare is leaving me speechless at how much dreck you can find and how quickly...
No respect for Geneva Treaty at all 
.
Did F. Lee Bailey sing in that Star Trek episode he was in? Cuz that would be the topper.
Substitute a pithy quote about the banality of evil here.
I don't recall asking for this.
OMFG!!! the CHEWBACCA OFFENSIVE????
all is lost...
Donny Does Marie
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
You SO bad!
How much you wanna bet that the CHeers cast got drunk for this?
How about this little slice of North Korean love: Such an audacious country!...
Did F. Lee Bailey sing in that Star Trek episode he was in? Cuz that would be the topper.
Roxanne | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 2:45 pm | #
No, but there was chanting
If Wookiees' life days are on Endor, you must acquit.
AHHHH...it's following me everywhere. I can't shut the fucking thing off. Atrios, it's time to kill Chewbaka (sp) and move on.
I don't recall asking for this.
NTodd, List Wanker
==
Nobody asked for it, nobody expected it. It's a lot like the Spanish Inquisition.
omg-im watching it again! i cant stop! arggghhhh!!
Oh God it hurts so bad 
I now say the Atios should test the Death Star. Alderaan, the home planet of Sadly, No! will make a suitable demonstration of the universe's ultimate weapon. End this war once and for all.
I shall be to drinking heavily now, and watching piss-poor football. More drinking than watching really. Have this mess sorted out soon.
You all really should check out my link above to Donny Does Marie. It's so sick in a twisted way that I'm laughing to the point of tears.
It was Melvin Belli, not Flea Bailey, in Star Trek.
Atrios,
G. Lucas will be sending out some sweepers to your neighborhood. Best to leave town ASAP.
Bea Arthur and Charlotte Ray in grainy footage in front of Shelley Long in a beehive and some child molestor holding Keshia Khnight Pullman on his lap.
The gym now looks like a good idea.
I don't recall asking for this.
NTodd, List Wanker
Blame Kos. I do.
Nobody asked for it, nobody expected it. It's a lot like the Spanish Inquisition.
Could I please just have the Comfy Chair?
My, God, have I started something with this bad video craze? Between you and Richard at the Poor Man, we've been inundated with dozens of cheesy videos. Damn you, David Hasselhoff, damn you to Hell!
$2533.33. That's what an Iraqi life goes for these days, according to the investigation into the war crimes in Haditha. I have mixed feelings about it.
bend over and take it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V...k%
20springfield
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P...k%
20springfield
LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8...20lee%
20gifford
If someone doesn't stop whining, I'm getting out the soft cushions.
If Wookiees' life days are on Endor, you must acquit.
But Wookies aren't from Endor. They're from Kashyyyk.
the Day by Day clip posted above is . . . um . . . er . . . ah . . . well, it's pretty darn indescribable. Is it the Up with People kids pretending to be hippies or something?
You have to see that one, Jon Stewart in a cocktail dress and heels impersonating Kathy Lee Gifford!
The legendary badness that is the star wars holiday special was so bad that even Fox News had to acknowledge it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N...h?
v=N4ed0eo8oJc
The Incomparable Bernadette Peters
Dear god, that was worse than watching Barry Manilow blow Bing Crosby while both hum "White Christmas".
Thank Jebus I'm on dial-up...
Could I please just have the Comfy Chair?
==
Too late! *snuggling*
heya moonbats
the second series of Doctor Who finished tonight 
what will I do with my Saturday evenings!
will have to cope till the Christmas Special.
But I chose CAKE!
Good grief. Could you imagine just hearing about Atrios and figuring you'll give the blog a try this afternoon.
More than the dreck, I'm laughing to the point of tears as the comments today's orgy of bad videos is going to inspire.
I'm sure Stewart will be thrilled that this has been dug up.....
I'm sure Stewart will be thrilled that this has been dug up.....
If Wookiees' life days are on Endor, you must acquit.
But Wookies aren't from Endor. They're from Kashyyyk.
It. Makes. No. Sense!
This obsession must end!
there must be some mighty confused first time readers of Eschaton....
what will I do with my Saturday evenings!
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 2:52 pm | #
Prepare for the future: study up on urban guerilla tactics. Christ, I thought we all did this.
Assrocket
Jeff Goldstein's Protein Wisdom was our Blog of the Week just two weeks ago. Now, he has come under one of the more bizarre liberal attacks yet. Michelle Malkin has the details. A liberal college professor who is obviously deeply disturbed has been threatening Jeff and his two-year-old son, and a denial of service attack, presumably by liberals or Islamic fascists, has shut his site down.
The web is often a nasty place. Our best wishes to Jeff. Don't let the bastards get you down.
More than the dreck, I'm laughing to the point of tears as the comments today's orgy of bad videos is going to inspire.
Well, dear, I can't quit laughing. When I finally go to my friend's house, I have now idea how I'm going to explain what I've been doing for the last 18 hours to her. I didn't even sleep well; kept thinking about YouTube.
After watching that ... spectacle, two things become clear.
1) Harrison Ford was clearly happy not to be singing along.
2) Carrie Fisher was in fact a babe.
Bea Arthur singing is heaven for me!!!!
one does tire of coming up with new ways to write "fuck bush" after 4 years.
and, yes, the videos are there to inspire witty commentary by all of you.
I hope the brain bleach is well stocked and close by.
You're gonna need it.
um....was Kathie Lee on Hee Haw?
This obsession must end!
JeffCO
This is what some of the kids call a "whoa-bomb":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G...h?
v=GM1Nl6mzxjM
If you want to pick a fight fight, how about the old Victory at Sea stuff with multi-broadside cannonades firing with majestic classical music of the warrior-class playing loudly in the background?
And now we know why Alderaan had to be destroyed!
http://archive.salon.com/ent/tv/...s_tv/
index.html
the Day by Day clip posted above is . . . um . . . er . . . ah . . . well, it's pretty darn indescribable. Is it the Up with People kids pretending to be hippies or something?
Not a fan of Gawdawfulspell? Everyone dressed like clowns in the 70s.
Hey, n69n, are you coming to the picnic?
Jon Stewart is a gorgeous guy, but what an ugly woman!
if the 'post' period is gonna be like this, i bleeve i'll just wait outside for the end...
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho
==
I'll be out there with you. We can have a smoke.
mena - 2:33 pm
I'm not sure what brand you smoke, mena, but I'll definitely hang out outside with you & Woody.
I've never smoked tobacco products, except for a ceremonial cigar during one or two celebrations, but I used to take secondary-smoke breaks with friends of mine on occasion.
I'm sure WGG will have some suitable combustible on hand...
PS: I more or less "need" to go into my office today to catch up on stuff I let slide during this past short week. But I find myself feeling too blah and marginally exhausted, even though I got a decent amount of sleep last night.
I'm telling myself that I'm probably feeling the after-effects of a long day of "doing nothing" in the form of waiting for the phone technician yesterday. So I think I'm gonna just say "fuck it" and resume testing my crude but effective pasta-sauce jar waterpipe. I leave it to you good Atriots-- am I simply Making Excuses, or can a long day of doing nothing truly wear one out? 
A liberal college professor who is obviously deeply disturbed has been threatening Jeff and his two-year-old son, and a denial of service attack, presumably by liberals or Islamic fascists, has shut his site down.
Now let's see, if I were a Pasty reader, I'd accuse HIM of doing all this to gain sympathy...
Jeff Goldstein's Protein Wisdom was our Blog of the Week just two weeks ago. Now, he has come under one of the more bizarre liberal attacks yet. Michelle Malkin has the details. A liberal college professor who is obviously deeply disturbed has been threatening Jeff and his two-year-old son, and a denial of service attack, presumably by liberals or Islamic fascists, has shut his site down.
I read the Malkin thing...I'm, shall we say, skeptical.
Jeff Goldstein's Protein Wisdom was our Blog of the Week just two weeks ago. Now, he has come under one of the more bizarre liberal attacks yet. Michelle Malkin has the details. A liberal college professor who is obviously deeply disturbed has been threatening Jeff and his two-year-old son, and a denial of service attack, presumably by liberals or Islamic fascists, has shut his site down.
The web is often a nasty place. Our best wishes to Jeff. Don't let the bastards get you down.
Toady Putzhole was defending Pasty last night.
These scumbags all stick together.
You broke my wookie!
From Malkin's blog:
***scroll for updates: the moonbat 'fesses up, loses her job?***
Jeff Goldstein, who has been such an inspiration and good friend ever since I started blogging, is under attack. He--and his toddler son--have been the subject of abuse and harassment from a nutball leftist troll, who appears to hold a prominent teaching position at the University of Arizona and seems to have a history of abusing and stalking blogs (also here). Some of the messages she left for Jeff:
I really resent the Olivia Newton-John video. I had fifth row seats on my 21st birthday at the Cleveland Coliseum and she sang "Hopelessly Devoted" to me...
a denial of service attack, presumably by liberals or Islamic fascists, has shut his site down.
Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
Have Mercy Atrios!
That video, what the star wars hell was that?
Ah, the Star Wars Holiday Special!
Cowritten by Bruce Vilanch.
He will have much to answer for in the afterlife.
the moonbat 'fesses up, loses her job
Malkin has been sniffing Bill O'Reilly's butt too much.
The fumes have made her completely unhinged.
These scumbags all stick together.
Given their compulsive wanking and fear of showers, it's unavoidable.
I swear to god, I don't remember laughing this hard in the last five and a half years.
THIS is the secret weapon that will defeat the terraists.
Congratulations. Now if I can just purge the agony from my memory..
I really resent the Olivia Newton-John video.
Some people have just never been mellow.
Once upon a time Dennis Hopper was Owen Wilson.
He also thought he could sing.
I'm sure WGG will have some suitable combustible on hand...
==
You never know, Little Brøther. I might even have a little aomethingsomething myself. I think it's imperative that you work with the pasta-sauce jar today.
i had to leave this one before i grabed the gun...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K...h=eric%
20carmen
Subtle this isn't...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_...ch=berlin%
20sex
I read the Malkin thing...I'm, shall we say, skeptical.
Phila
um...Word!
and, yes, the videos are there to inspire witty commentary by all of you.
That hasn't worked so well...
I didn't watch the Bernadette Peters...too much other stuff to get to...but I assume it was intended seriously? I know this thread isn't for anything seriously, but I just wanted to say that Pam Dawber came to mind. I never cared one way or the other for her, until I saw her on the Tonys, sing one of those Bernadette specials, y'know gay '90s type song, twirling a parasol. WOW. Too bad I can't find it on youtube ('dawber' yields virtually nothing). She has the sweetest voice.
i love the smell of nepalm in the morning, but...
how about atrios and Sadly, No! call a truce and rally behind the less fortunate, like kermit the frog (who bears a striking resemblance to lieberman - poor frog) and recognize that it is not easy "bein' green"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r...bein%27%
20green
just a thought.
Paste Boy can't be trusted to report the attacks of "leftist trolls". He had one a few weeks ago that he turned into an attack on, of all people, Sully.
Please. You think that'll phase me after I just dropped ALYSSA MILANO'S TEEN STEAM on your head?
Anybody hear from our friends on Liberal Mountain today?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K...h=eric% 20carmen
Oooh....Patrick Swayze makes me tres horny!
I kinda like Olivia Newton John...
*runs away*
You Tube is a bad, bad influence on bloggers.
I really resent the Olivia Newton-John video.
Some people have just never been mellow.
JeffCO
Please Atrios please...don't play B-17
I really resent the Olivia Newton-John video.
Some people have just never been mellow.
JeffCO
Please Atrios please...don't play B-17
And I thought I bought all of the illegal copies off of eBay....
Anybody hear from our friends on Liberal Mountain today?
Thers was on late night.
Anybody hear from our friends on Liberal Mountain today?
They're prolly busy with Mother Thersites.
Oh dude, that is evil.
These videos are going downhill fast. You'll know we've hit bottom when John Ashcroft and Trent Lott show up singing Let The Eagle Soar.
Vicki - you're kidding about Patrick Swayze, right?
He repulses me.
Please. You think that'll phase me after I just dropped ALYSSA MILANO'S TEEN STEAM on your head?
Brad R.
ohhhh...my little sister had that exercise video as a kid.
Jesus Effing Christ!
Some things are just wrong, and the Star Wars Christmas Special is certainly one of them.
Leia's singing is a powerful, powerful weapon for evil.
I need therapy now.
Vicki - you're kidding about Patrick Swayze, right?
Yes.
and, yes, the videos are there to inspire witty commentary by all of you.
I thought it was to get rid of me, though I do like Bea Arthur.
one does tire of coming up with new ways to write "fuck bush" after 4 years.
Time for action.
I read the Malkin thing...I'm, shall we say, skeptical.
Phila
I'd rather be a moonbat than a self-hating wall-eyed Rabid Pekingese.
Malkin is an evil bitch.
all it does in albuquerque is rain all the time. i have mushrooms coming up outside my door.
Vicki - you're kidding about Patrick Swayze, right?
He repulses me.
Jennifer
He's had some baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad plastic surgery recently.
Eeech!
These videos are going downhill fast.
==
All right, I'm going to my bud's house for a little toke.
Don't post anything funny in my absence, or I will have to kill you.
all it does in albuquerque is rain all the time.
A sentence I couldn't have predicted I'd be reading today, not in a hundred years of guesses.
all it does in albuquerque is rain all the time. i have mushrooms coming up outside my door.
Do they bruise blue?
all it does in albuquerque is rain all the time. i have mushrooms coming up outside my door.
Do they bruise blue?
Subtle this isn't...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_...=_...ch=berlin%
20sex
Richard | 07.08.06 - 3:03 pm | #
the 80s seemed preoccupied with turning inanimate things into sex-pots. "Mannequin." "Weird Science."
All this awful video has sapped my will to live.
Can we start a new kind of war? I have a crappy dial-up conection and am several salvos behind.
Do they bruise blue?
Doug, | 07.08.06 - 3:09 pm | #
*********************************
i'll check. are those the good kind?
Vicki - oh thank god. I just had to ask - somehow he ended up as People's "sexiest man alive" one year...that disturbed me deeply. Who are the people who allegedly find Patrick Swayze hot, anyway?
The best part of the SWHS is watching Art Carney boogie to Jefferson Starship.
(I can't believe I just typed that sentence, either.)
How about THIS from Adrian Belew? Uber-cheesy or a fascinating slice of primitive video-effects technology?
Me likey.
-
the 80s seemed preoccupied with turning inanimate things into sex-pots. "Mannequin." "Weird Science."
It was a lot easier than actual dating.
These videos are going downhill fast. You'll know we've hit bottom when John Ashcroft and Trent Lott show up singing Let The Eagle Soar.
I think Sadly No or The Editors already went there.
He--and his toddler son-
But it's okay for Pasty's ass-kissers to came filthy comments about other people's kids.
Incidentally, why is he at home playing Mr. Mom? Aren't these he-man rightards supposed to be the bread winners with the little woman staying at home perpetually preggers and in the kitchen?
so when did this war start?
the 80s seemed preoccupied with turning inanimate things into sex-pots. "Mannequin." "Weird Science."
Joan Collins.
Vicki - oh thank god. I just had to ask - somehow he ended up as People's "sexiest man alive" one year...that disturbed me deeply. Who are the people who allegedly find Patrick Swayze hot, anyway?
Jennifer
He was the choice of a plurality of blow up dolls polled.
Sorry
But it's okay for Pasty's ass-kissers to come out with filthy comments about other people's kids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K...h=eric% 20carmen
Shit! I was expecting Eric Cartmen.
Damn you dyslexia!
currently watching Mozart 250: Rattle in Berlin
In a concert given by the Berliner Philharmoniker conducted by Sir Simon Rattle, the Overture and Finale from the witty and satirical opera The Marriage of Figaro with soloists Magdalena Kozena, Camilla Nylund and John Relea. Emanuel Ax is the soloist in Mozart's Piano Concerto No. 9 - 'the Jeunehomme'.
Vicki - oh thank god. I just had to ask - somehow he ended up as People's "sexiest man alive" one year...that disturbed me deeply. Who are the people who allegedly find Patrick Swayze hot, anyway?
Jennifer
To each her own.
I never saw what the big deal was with Tom Cruise. Yuk!
Is it wrong that I like this?
Well, hell, I wanted to be entertained by witty repartee and in-joke references....
I guess I'll just go out and come in again. Later!
well, there are about 9 different kinds of mushrooms out there, but none of them seem to bruise blue. so no hallucinations for me, i guess. i will have to look at the crazy new mexico sky instead.
the 80s seemed preoccupied with turning inanimate things into sex-pots. "Mannequin." "Weird Science."
PoppieProng, fka Seaxneat, fka
Ronald Reagan
at least in Nooner's opinion.
Joan Collins.
Have they surrendered yet? That is by far the worst thing I have ever seen in my life.
I never saw what the big deal was with Tom Cruise. Yuk!
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter
He's the choice of the rest of the blow up dolls. They found Swayze too intense.
"We can rebuild him, we can make him better....the Six-Million Dollar Lieberman." This clip shows first the Six-Million Dollar Lieberman's reaction to challengers from within his own party. The final reaction shows his response to attacks from the other party.
Is it wrong that I like this?
n8nyc
Whatever floats your boat.
So long as it doesn't hurt anyone.
18TH CENTURY QUIZ
Test your knowledge of dandies and philosophers
so when did this war start?
During the Clinton administration. If Al Gore hadn't invented the intertubes...
Whatever floats your boat.
So long as it doesn't hurt anyone.
I think I'll live by that.
I don't think video graphics get much better than this.
Interesting quote from Hindu scripture.
I believe that is what J. Robert Oppenheimer said at Alamagordo in July 1945.
Brings to mind the current crime against humanity which will prove to be far worse than the depradations of Hitler, Stalin, and Mao combined.
This current crime will continue as long as humanity exists on this planet.
The indiscriminate use of DU munitions.
well go here and you can access the quiz that way.
the link I gave you didn't seem to work.
Is it wrong that I like this?
It's illegal in some states, even in the privacy of your own home.
Hmmm, maybe I should go into the office after all.
I now see that YouTube, which appeared out of the ether only a few scant months ago, was created to make possible the Home Version of MST3K.
But can there indeed be too much of a good thing?
i'll check. are those the good kind?
Regardless of whatever ID you've done with mushrooms, taking a spore print is still a good idea. It's a much better way of identifying one than relying on a single morphological key.
Ronald Reagan
at least in Nooner's opinion.
so true. somehow, i'm supposed to believe that Ronnie and Nancy had a torrid love affair whilst in the white house?!?!?
oh fuck it.
so when did this war start?
During the Clinton administration. If Al Gore hadn't invented the intertubes...
NTodd,
I say Bush started it by having the Oak Ridge Boys, Florence Henderson and Ricky Martin sing at his inauguration
Why you gotta rag on Xanadu?
Abraham Lincoln gets down...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4...t%20this%
20city
somehow, i'm supposed to believe that Ronnie and Nancy had a torrid love affair whilst in the white house?!?!?
oh fuck it.
PoppieProng, fka Seaxneat, fka
After the 8 years were up, Nancy said "Fuck it." She didn't need to keep up the pretense anymore.
Please Atrios please...don't play B-17
DemByDefault
I played that song on the jukebox forty times in row while sitting by the hotel pool in downtown Guatamala City drinking scotch and cokes the summer I turned 15. Now that was a good day. Why can't I live that day over and over and over again...
NAKED PICTURES OF BEA ARTHUR!
All I can say about this is I'm sorry.
Whatever floats your boat.
So long as it doesn't hurt anyone.
I think I'll live by that.
n8nyc
I wish the hell the WINGTARDS would!
Ronald Reagan
at least in Nooner's opinion.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter | 07.08.06 - 3:14 pm | #
or maybe his foot.
i'm supposed to believe that Ronnie and Nancy had a torrid love affair whilst in the white house?!?!?
oh fuck it.
PoppieProng, fka Seaxneat, fka
They did, Nancy with Frank Sinatra Ronnie with the video of Kings Row. He thought he recognized one of the actors.
Don't resent Olivia!
Yeah. Playa haters.
All I can say about this is I'm sorry.
why?!?!? That song RAWKED!!! Almost as much as "Send me an angel"!!
i got 3 correct on the 18th century quiz. they should have had more questions about billy the kid.
Did I say that under my real name?
Abraham Lincoln gets down...
I was thinking something completely different...
I now see that YouTube, which appeared out of the ether only a few scant months ago, was created to make possible the Home Version of MST3K.
But can there indeed be too much of a good thing?
Did somebody say MST3K?????
After the 8 years were up, Nancy said "Fuck it." She didn't need to keep up the pretense anymore.
Terry C,
One o'my favorite SNL skits of all time: Phil Hartman as Sinatra and Jan Hooks as Nancy
Nancy: Tell me I'm the best First Lady you've had Frank!
Frank: Well you got the best rack honey, but you could eat cake off Bess Truman's ass.
Not on youtube, malencontremente
I managed 7/10 on the 18th century quiz
They did, Nancy with Frank Sinatra Ronnie with the video of Kings Row. He thought he recognized one of the actors.
my god, it was a different press back then. i remember the whole sinatra thing, and kept wondering, when clinton was being hounded, were the outrage was in the 80s....
Interesting quote from Hindu scripture.
I believe that is what J. Robert Oppenheimer said at Alamagordo in July 1945.
He didn't say it then--as portrayed in Fat Man and Little By--but in an interview years later. And I wish I could find the video of him and/or the podcast I did with the clip...
I played that song on the jukebox forty times in row while sitting by the hotel pool in downtown Guatamala City drinking scotch and cokes the summer I turned 15. Now that was a good day. Why can't I live that day over and over and over again...
SSquirrel
Scotch and Coke!!
I think Toby is in this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V...0get%
20physical
OT: Pirates gets record opening in UK
The sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean took £2.3m at the UK box office on its first day of release, Disney's biggest ever first day opening.
Advance ticket sales for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, starring Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley, topped the £1m mark.
The follow-up to the 2003 original is also expected to fare well in the US.
Some film analysts are predicting the film will make over $100m (£54m) in its first three days.
Thank God the worst over.
Wait? What do you mean Gordon is still alive?!
Where is the prior when you need him. I heard on AAR that the Church of England has decided to allow female bishops. That cannae be as the Church of England does not ordain women. Any help?
Regardless of whatever ID you've done with mushrooms, taking a spore print is still a good idea. - Doug
There's such a thing as a "spore print"?
RED HOT and BLUE (1976)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bwT52...rch=thor%
20merv
the church of england does ordain women. well, at least in the us they do.
Just came from a forum with my congressman, Charlie Rangel. He gave a talk and then took questions. Last question was from a wingnut and Charlie sort of gently nuked him.
Church backs female bishops move
Proposals to bring the introduction of women bishops closer to reality have been backed by more than two-thirds of the Church of England's ruling body.
The General Synod approved the concept of women bishops as "theologically justified" by 288 votes to 119.
Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams will address the Synod on Monday to support setting up a legislative group to tackle the issue.
A significant number of traditionalists in the Church are against the moves.
And I wish I could find the video of him and/or the podcast I did with the clip...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p...=Oppenheimer%
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I wish I were surprised at the support I'm seeing here for Deborah Frisch's attack on my friend Jeff Goldstein.
You guys really need to check your heads.
All I can say about this is I'm sorry.
JeffCO
Never apoligize for anything involving a pretty brunette in an LBD...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V...0get% 20physical
okay, so one of the other clips on that page, and other clips on other pages, have made me realize that, if the 80s were about making the inanimate sexy, and the 90s were about getting in touch with your inner beast, then the 00s are about people dancing extremely poorly for the entire world to see. what posseses these people?
One Wookie is almost tolerable. A bunch of Wookies is fucking annoying...
I wish I were surprised at the support I'm seeing here for Deborah Frisch's attack on my friend Jeff Goldstein.
You guys really need to check your heads.
And you really need to learn to read, fuckwit.
Scotch and Coke!!
DemByDefault
the summer I turned 15.
Is this not self-explanatory?
Secret, secret, I've got a secret...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p...rch=mr%
20roboto
Scotch and Coke!!
DemByDefault
the summer I turned 15.
Is this not self-explanatory?
GWPDA, Yrate y Yclept
True. I just flashed on the Chivas and Coke scene from Risky Business
i didn't come along till 1986
OT, but I'm at the Fortress of Solitude at the moment. Even Toby can't annoy me too much when I'm here...
Since we're on the subject, I trust that all of the Star Wars fans here have seen this (IMO) charming and clever presentation.
so far, i'd say it's a toss up between the 'indian' one...(was it apache?) and the USA one below.
are we generating shitloads of revenue for YouTube?
Hey, Tobes!
Set fire to any puppies recently? You know, there is such a thing as a watching brief, dontcha? The Humane Society of Austin does keep tabs on people like you. ...
Funny old thing, did you realise that the laws concerning animal cruelty are what were followed to enact laws against cruelty to children? It's true. There's a long, long history in this country especially of going after people who are abusive toward animals.
Just mentioning this of course.
The Star Wars Holiday Special was better than the last three movies.
If you don't stop, the internets will implode. Don't you realize the harm you are doing? Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeffrey Dahmer started out torturing puppies and cats.
Yow, Klose is clotheslined as he goes around the final Portugese defender.
i wonder if Tobes has seen Hogarth's Four Stages of Cruelty?
Jeffrey Dahmer started out torturing puppies and cats.
Dubya started by torturing frogs.
And would somebody pleae bring me a couple of barbecued beef sandwiches? With beans and a nice unfinished dill. Maybe some coleslaw.
'Enkew.
It suddenly struck me that the Verizon technician may have replaced my defective phone cable with a new cable that transported either Your Humble Narrator or his Internet connection to a parallel universe-- a universe in which a goateed Master Atrios communicates exclusively by YouTube segments.
What to do? Maybe I ought to jerk out the new cable and call out sick on Monday...
i didn't come along till 1986 - Moonbootica
And you've been subjected to all this stuff banned by international treaty since the mid-80s on humanitarian grounds? Atrios, think of the children!
the church of england does ordain women. well, at least in the us they do.
I believe that is the dispute. Friggin' Brits need a dong for being ordained.
Malkin is an evil bitch.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter | 07.08.06 - 3:07 pm | #
Yeah, but this Deb Frisch person seems to be pretty fucking deranged herself.
Times like these, I feel like the blogosphere causes more trouble than it's worth. People on the right and left get to feel "engaged" because they're threatening each other publicly, while business goes on in Washington. Blogging is starting to seem like Rollerball or something.
What a surprise - the racist, sexist, homophobic, genocide and animal-abuse fanatasizing baby fascist is here to support his mentally unstable and unethical friend and to lecture us on our morality by making shit up and then attributing it to us.
And *still* nobody likes him! What's a guy gotta do?
Afternoon, bats!
Yeah, but this Deb Frisch person seems to be pretty fucking deranged herself.
Everybody needs a hobby.
It's very hard to find the Star Wars Christmas special in complete form, I hear.
now watching BBC Three's live presenation of T in the Park
Hey, Molly!
Howa're the 167 kids and Thers and the duck?
i wonder if Tobes has seen Hogarth's Four Stages of Cruelty?
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 3:31 pm | #
He did, but considered it a how-to manual...a sort of visual Il Cortegiano.
And would somebody pleae bring me a couple of barbecued beef sandwiches? With beans and a nice unfinished dill. Maybe some coleslaw.
'Enkew.
GWPDA, Yrate y Yclept
I got this one from yesterday I aint finished yet. You want it? And, say...you gonna eat that piece of corndog, there by yer foot?
GWPDA:
Set fire to any puppies recently?
No, I never have. Filed any false reports with the police recently? You seem determined to do so in my case.
You know, there is such a thing as a watching brief, dontcha? The Humane Society of Austin does keep tabs on people like you. ...
Why should they keep tabs on someone who's never harmed an animal? Maybe they keep track of people who file fraudulent claims against others with whom they disagree.
I know I do.
while at the same time hopping over to the 3rd/4th place playoff.
It's very hard to find the Star Wars Christmas special in complete form, I hear.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 3:33 pm | #
I can get it for ya...cheap.
Turkey to Prosecute Publishers of Noam Chomsky's Book
By Cihan News Agency
Published: Tuesday, July 04, 2006
zaman.com
The Chief Public Prosecution Office has decided to prosecute two publishers for publishing a book renowned American intellectual, Noam Chomsky, accusing them of degrading the Turkish identity and the Turkish Republic.
The office prepared an indictment against the two publishing house that released the book written by Noam Chomsky and Edward Herman titled "Manufacturing Consent: The Political Economy of the Mass Media."
The indictment claimed that certain extracts from the book degrades the Turkish identity and the Turkish Republic, and fuels hatred and discrimination among the people.
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The country is -- Muslim 99.8% (mostly Sunni), other 0.2% (mostly Christians and Jews)
How bizarre
He didn't say it then--as portrayed in Fat Man and Little By--but in an interview years later. And I wish I could find the video of him and/or the podcast I did with the clip...
NTodd, List Wanker | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 3:21 pm | #
He says it in 'The Day After Trinity.'
It's very hard to find the Star Wars Christmas special in complete form, I hear.
If you say so.
Oh no, not Toby. Damn.
oh good. toby's here. please give us your stupid opinion on some subject you don't know shit about. thank you in advance.
Yeah, but this Deb Frisch person seems to be pretty fucking deranged herself.
yes. I just read some of those comments. She sounds nuts.
GWPDA,
They're all fine, as far as I can tell. I blogged a dilly of a pic of the girl's head wound yesterday. Ouch!
I haven't checked on the duck, but I will soon: I need to harvest strawberries to make Mother Thersites a strawberry-rhubarb pie. The duck lives at the west end of the strawberry patch.
Molly, have you ever listened to Supergrass? I heard some the other day and thought it'd be up your alley.
I wish I were surprised at the support I'm seeing here for Deborah Frisch's attack on my friend Jeff Goldstein.
You guys really need to check your heads.
Toby Petzold
Your friend....your fellow sociopath is more like it.
WHY do you persist in hanging around here? You don't like us and we don't like you.
If you say so.
It's what I hear. Personally, I've never looked.
I'm concretely sure *you* own it, though. *mwah!*
What's with all the music videos? Is this a "Music Soothes the Savage Breast" Saturday or something?
Yeah, but this Deb Frisch person seems to be pretty fucking deranged herself.
yes. I just read some of those comments. She sounds nuts.
geoduck
Wingnuts bring that out in people.
Why are you accusing me of abusing animals, GWPDA? If you are saying that I have done such a thing, that would be overstepping the bounds of reason.
I need to harvest strawberries to make Mother Thersites a strawberry-rhubarb pie.
Wouldn't "Mothersites" be more efficient?
Molly, have you ever listened to Supergrass? I heard some the other day and thought it'd be up your alley.
Yeah, I like them, though I don't know them well.
And what a surprise that Toby considers the dick-slapping minion of Tacitus a friend.
Scotch and Coke!!
DemByDefault
Did I mention I was in Guatamala? Bourbon, Scotch, Gin, Coke, and Orange Crush was the menu. The best part was Miss El Salvador and Miss Columbia were drinking with me...
So bite me...
Hey, Tobes? You know what you admitted. Right here on this very blog. Why, there have to be fifty people or more who remember you saying how you'd set fire to a dog. And wasn't that just the cutest thing. And see, in the wonderful world of the internets, I can even now pull up a replica of that statement....
It's an awful thing to say Tobes. You said it. It's pretty much contrary to good citizenship not to report it you know. That's not a false statement at all, bubba - that's a statement of fact.
Perhaps you'd like to just go away now and think about what you've said, when you've said it, how liable I am to contact the authorities to investigate - because I should tell you bubba, that when it comes to good citizenship, I'm really a believer.
What do you think about just going away now? And thinking....?
Toby is smart and literate and clever.
I haven't checked on the duck, but I will soon: I need to harvest strawberries to make Mother Thersites a strawberry-rhubarb pie. The duck lives at the west end of the strawberry patch.
Molly Ivors
yum - strawberries!
Say hi to the duck from me.
You guys really need to check your heads.
Toby Petzold
I just checked Toby, the only head I have for you lies in my shorts.
I'm concretely sure *you* own it, though. *mwah!*
I was pretty sure I did, but I'm not sure where. But I will have it again very soon.
All I can say about this is I'm sorry.
JeffCO | 07.08.06 - 3:18 pm | #
Make up for it. Find the skit w/Will Farrell & Horation Sanz doing that song at a wedding reception.
Call for enclave of male clergy in the Church
Opponents of women bishops stepped up demands for their own "Church-within-a-Church" yesterday as the Church of England's General Synod met in York to try to break the deadlock over the divisive issue.
A group of more than 100 traditionalist clergy who were all ordained after the Synod voted to admit women to the priesthood 13 years ago said they had been promised at the time a "permanent and equal" place in the Church.
In a statement, the clergy said that if the Synod now failed to provide them with "all that is necessary" for them to remain in the Church when women became bishops, it would represent a "betrayal of trust".
Malkin is an evil bitch.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter
Malkin's been beaten so hard with the Ugly Stick that it's caused permanent brain damage.
Wouldn't "Mothersites" be more efficient?
Somehow, it seems like more of a mouthful.
i have no idea who deb frisch is.
So bite me...
SSquirrel
Hey, I once drank white tequila and diet pepsi, I don't cast dispersions. And once, when I was fourteen, peppermint schnapps and seven-up.
We were experimenting with a friend's dad's bar.
Hey, Tobes? You know what you admitted. Right here on this very blog. Why, there have to be fifty people or more who remember you saying how you'd set fire to a dog.
He also called a 9-11 widow a prostitute.
yes. I just read some of those comments. She sounds nuts.
geoduck | 07.08.06 - 3:36 pm | #
The paste-eaters are correct that she shouldn't be teaching anybody anything, I think. Give those stopped clocks a cigar!
Shit like this really does alienate me...reminds me of why I've never been a big fan of intra-blog sniping.
Blogging is starting to seem like Rollerball or something.
==
People being what they are, any kind of communication system will be fucked with eventually. I don't mind the anarchy nearly as much as what I 've seen of attempts to control it. As long as I can get to information I can trust, this thing is worth the trouble, imho. As long as everybody remembers thay're out in public.
Hi Molly.
Why, there have to be fifty people or more who remember you saying how you'd set fire to a dog.
I remember it. And he's obvioulsy pretty worried about getting reported. As he should be.
Say hi to the duck from me.
geoduck
You guys stick together.
It's weird, but she's been attacked a few times by this gang of three or four mallards. I have no idea what their beef with her is, but they come up, drive her off the nest, chase her around the yard. Me, I chase them off if I can.
GWPDA:
Hey, Tobes? You know what you admitted. Right here on this very blog. Why, there have to be fifty people or more who remember you saying how you'd set fire to a dog.
You are a liar. I never wrote any such thing. If you report that I did to the police, you will have a civil law suit on your hands. I promise this.
Cardinal's stem cell comment sparks anger
British scientists reacted angrily last night to the views of a senior Vatican official, who said Catholic researchers working on embryonic stem cells should be excommunicated.
Their criticism came as Catholics from around the world gathered at a conference on family issues, the fifth World Meeting of Families in Valencia, Spain, which the Pope is due to attend tomorrow.
Cardinal Alfonso López Trujillo, who heads the group that puts forward family-related policy for the church, said in an interview last month for the Catholic weekly Famiglia Cristiana that stem cell researchers should receive the same sanction as women who have abortions and doctors who perform them.
I wish I were surprised at the support I'm seeing here for Deborah Frisch's attack on my friend Jeff Goldstein.
You'vee gotten used to hallucinating, I guess.
And your pseudonym won't protect you, either, GWPDA. I am writing under my own name and I have a reputation to protect. I will do so.
I promise this.
Toby Petzold
ooooooo....what scary steely resovle!!
Are you wearing your George Bush Codpiece Costume as you type?
I remember it. And he's obvioulsy pretty worried about getting reported. As he should be.
That and wishing people's ancestors had died in the Holocaust, and the constant antisemitism.
http://www.courierpostonline.com...016/1006/
NEWS01
Doesn't surprise me
He says it in 'The Day After Trinity.'
Yeah, but I'd found a video clip that I used--this dialup is just too damned slow, so I gave up.
I am writing under my own name and I have a reputation to protect. I will do so.
Oh, your reputation as a complete douchebag is perfectly secure, buster.
He also called a 9-11 widow a prostitute.
Yes. Yes he did. And, he said, "Have fun with this cunt. I'll be taking notes." He's not fit for civil society.
Toby needs to go away and stay away.
You are a liar. I never wrote any such thing. If you report that I did to the police, you will have a civil law suit on your hands. I promise this.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 3:41 pm | #
I don't think you're allowed to file a lawsuit if you don't know how to spell "lawsuit."
And your pseudonym won't protect you, either, GWPDA. I am writing under my own name and I have a reputation to protect. I will do so.
If you had half a brain, you'd know what her nick means.
And your pseudonym won't protect you, either, GWPDA. I am writing under my own name and I have a reputation to protect. I will do so.
Don't you have a date at the Pastee-Freeze?
Doesn't surprise me
Terry C,
How hard can it be to squash Little Keane between his father and his li'l Preznint?
Doesn't surprise me
Terry C,
How hard can it be to squash Little Keane between his father and his li'l Preznint?
The paste-eaters are correct that she shouldn't be teaching anybody anything, I think.
Shit like this really does alienate me...reminds me of why I've never been a big fan of intra-blog sniping.
Phila
Yes - It's not productive at all. In the best case senario it's all very Jr. High school, and in the worst case senario you get something that sounds like someone is having a mental episode.
And that type of behavior seems, really, fairly unballanced.
but do not fear toby, I hear Goldstein is gonna give you a protein injection via your rectum soon..then you will be able to write the same hermaNUTic spooge as Paste-eater numero uno.
====================
Malkin's been beaten so hard with the Ugly Stick that it's caused permanent brain damage.
Liars, I mean consistent habitual liars, such as Malkin, if you notice, have really crooked uneven eyes like Tom Delay.
"Music Soothes the Savage Breast" Saturday or something? -res ipsa loquitur
Women who accurately distinguish breast from beast are hot.
OT: Low-key security for Protestant march
Police commanders deployed low-key security and offered confident predictions on Saturday on the eve of a major Protestant parade that is being prevented, for the ninth year in a row, from passing through the main Catholic neighbourhood of Portadown.
The annual confrontation involving the Protestants of the Orange Order brotherhood and the Catholics of Portadown's Garvaghy Road district triggered widespread violence from 1996 to 1998, the first year that a British-appointed Parades Commission enforced a ban on the Protestants from parading past the Catholic homes.
Since then, Orange Order leaders in Portadown, a principal power base for the anti-Catholic fraternal group, have maintained their stubborn refusal to negotiate directly with the Catholic protesters.
You are a liar. I never wrote any such thing.
Toby Petzold
You DID say you were going to set a dog on fire.
Liar!
And no one here is afraid of you!
Kurt,
Ya ever seen the "Physical" video?
Hecate:
And he's obvioulsy pretty worried about getting reported. As he should be.
I'm not worried at all. You are libelling me and I will not tolerate being accused of a felony I did not commit.
This is the reality-based community you losers so desperately wish to live in, so enjoy.
Hey, Tobes? You know what you admitted. Right here on this very blog. Why, there have to be fifty people or more who remember you saying how you'd set fire to a dog.
You are a liar. I never wrote any such thing.
Oddly, even when you provide a link to the actual comment, he denies he ever said stuff. What a maroon.
I don't mind the anarchy nearly as much as what I 've seen of attempts to control it. As long as I can get to information I can trust, this thing is worth the trouble, imho.
I pretty much agree...but don't you feel like it's making things worse, on some level? I mean, I hear political debates all the time in the real world, and they don't devolve into threats against people's kids....
That has to be the most boring shit ever put on video. Horrible. I have to drink just to erase it from my mind.
And no one here is afraid of you!
Anonymous
I am! He's threatening to haul people before Judge Judy!!
You are a liar. I never wrote any such thing. If you report that I did to the police, you will have a civil law suit on your hands. I promise this.
Toby Petzold
Haahahahahahahahahahahzahahahahahha, breath, ahahahahahahahahamahahahm breath, breath, hahahahashahahah
Ohhhhhh, Tobes that's the best laugh I've had in weeks. You are such a clown! You just mind your step then eh, bubba? My 'pseudonym'? HAHAHAahahahahahahahah......
You're so funny!
He also said he was waiting to shoot the neighborhood children if a bottle rocket went astray. That was just last week.
toby, what's the holdup? i'm waiting patiently for your stupid opinon on something you don't know shit about.
Have fun with this cunt. I'll be taking notes."
Well, we KNOW he hates women.
I have a reputation to protect. I will do so.
Officer, make him stop - he's killin' me!
I'm not worried at all. You are libelling me and I will not tolerate being accused of a felony I did not commit.
He also fucks goats.
Anonymous:
You DID say you were going to set a dog on fire.
You are misremembering what I actually said. You are contributing to a false belief.
I strongly advise you not to file a false report against me.
It's weird, but she's been attacked a few times by this gang of three or four mallards. I have no idea what their beef with her is, but they come up, drive her off the nest, chase her around the yard. Me, I chase them off if I can.
Molly Ivors
Yikes! I've seen ducks act like that once - but it was mating season.
Oddly, even when you provide a link to the actual comment, he denies he ever said stuff. What a maroon.
NTodd, List Wanker
It's a debating tactic he learned on O'Reilly. It works on FoxNews, when Uncle Rupert has his money-countin' finger on the mute button.
this is what we call in Wiltshire, winding up a person.
can provoke hilarious results.
He also said he was waiting to shoot the neighborhood children if a bottle rocket went astray. That was just last week.
Molly Ivors
I believe he said something about "going Second Amendment" on them.
Toby's a donkey-raping shit-eater.
attacked a few times by this gang of three or four mallards.
Goddam wingnut waterfowl.
Has Atrios gone totally out of his mind?
NTodd:
He also fucks goats.
What do you expect me to do? Let the satyr go extinct?
He also said he was waiting to shoot the neighborhood children if a bottle rocket went astray. That was just last week.
Molly Ivors
WHAT!?!
You are misremembering what I actually said. You are contributing to a false belief.
Toby Petzold |
YOU DID SAY IT!
I strongly advise you not to file a false report against me.
I strongly advise you stop saying stupid shit here and denying it later. Hey, even better: go the fuck away, you hated piece of rat funk.
Toby's a donkey-raping shit-eater.
He'll stumble across a feral burro one of these days.
Wouldn't "Mothersites" be more efficient?
Eli
Clevah, clevah boy!
Toby's a donkey-raping shit-eater.
And an uncle fucker.
Has Atrios gone totally out of his mind?
Clypheous
It's the pernicious influence of You Tube.
He also fucks goats.
Then again, that might not be a felony where he lives.
Anonymous:
I believe he said something about "going Second Amendment" on them.
Hmmm. Very close, but no cigar.
That is to say, you are a liar.
Has Atrios gone totally out of his mind?
If he watched that video in its entirety, almost certainly yes!
I strongly advise you not to file a false report against me.
Toby Petzold
If he types "make no mistake", I'll vote for him for president!!
Why, there have to be fifty people or more who remember you saying how you'd set fire to a dog.
You are a liar. I never wrote any such thing.
Hey, Tobes, you were a big, brave, macho tough guy when you said that. Own up to it. It makes us despise you even more when you lie about something tons of us remember you saying and then defending. Only a weak little pussy would deny what he said when he gets afraid of GWPDA reporting him for it. Oh, wait.
yes. i remember the shhoying the bottle rocket launchers comment. apparently toby believes that the second amendment guarantees him the right to murder people who piss him off. i will add it to the list of stuff he doesn't know shit about.
Yeah, I suppose I can see how it's sort of infectious geoduck. Hopefully the virus will run its course soon though and he'll get back to sanity.
Goddam wingnut waterfowl.
JeffCO
It's very weird. She's not bothering anyone; she's a hundred yards from them. But they hunt her out just to cause trouble, like trolls.
Gotta go get work done. Catch ya all later-
Hmmm. Very close, but no cigar.
That is to say, you are a liar.
50,000 Atriots can't be wrong. You're the liar. And the violent pervert.
winding up a person.
can provoke hilarious results.
Moonbootica
Caught me out, eh?
Not nice to let out my inner um ... not nice person....
Off to take the DVD player by storm!
Yes - It's not productive at all. In the best case senario it's all very Jr. High school, and in the worst case senario you get something that sounds like someone is having a mental episode.
It's also a distraction. I mean, there are very few people I have less respect for than Jeff Goldstein, but how consequential is he in the scheme of things? Granting that the Right blogosphere is little more than a semi-coherent amplifier for the administration and a means of mainstreaming racism etc, it still seems more productive to focus on the source of the messages it spouts.
I dunno. Then, too, there's something about the minor celebrity some bloggers have that makes them a bit more nutty and less amenable to reason, I think....there's that kind of pathetic empire-building people get into.
Hey, Tobes, you were a big, brave, macho tough guy when you said that. Own up to it. It makes us despise you even more when you lie about something tons of us remember you saying and then defending. Only a weak little pussy would deny what he said when he gets afraid of GWPDA reporting him for it. Oh, wait.
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 3:49 pm | #
Toby is funny when he gets all a-scared.
Prickstein:
Oddly, even when you provide a link to the actual comment, he denies he ever said stuff. What a maroon.
Produce the original quote and I will acknowledge it here and now.
It's the pernicious influence of You Tube.
geoduck
It's certainly an issue for folks with a slower connection. Has simels managed to find his way back?
Hecate:
Re: the 32-per centers.
Anyone who can still support Bush, even after all this, is terminally stupid, mentally ill or mean-spirited beyond belief.
They have SERIOUS problems, honestly.
I strongly advise you not to file a false report against me.
Ooooh, GWPDA, BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID. Toby's not just advising you, he's "stronly advising" you. That's how you know he's serious.
Toby, if you've got nothing to cover up, why's a little investigation scare you? You wouldn't mind having the govt. read your mail or listen to your phone conversations or go through your bank accounts, right? Right?
Tobes is ugly, stupid, gulliable and nobody likes him
Yeah, but this Deb Frisch person seems to be pretty fucking deranged herself.
She is. And what you see all over the Right is the deliberate conflation of one, lone rfgaing freak with all Progressives everywhere, and the repetition that "Lefties" are intolerant.
Then you scoll down on these same sites and find praise for Ann Coulter's incisive analysis. Coulter, who called for the mirder of Supreme Court justices, and regretted not killing Bill Clinton.
Coulter, who actually does have a following. Actually does get her books sold by the job-lot. Who actually is a keynote speaker at major GOP events.
Rahm Emmanuel actually called for Republicans to denounce Coulter's hateful ravings on the floor of the House and was greeted by the Right with...crickets. Tumbleweed. Silence.
Swap out Malkin for Coulter, or Falwell for Malkin, or Robertson for Falwell and the formula remains the same.
Major powerbrokers on the Right -- people who command millions of voters and have their own networks -- routinely say the most horrific things and the wingnuts cheer like the brain-dead finger-puppets that they are.
Let one loon in the comments section of a blog go batshit...and suddenly it's an indictment of everyone Left of Joe Lieberman.
This is the Party of the Southern Strategy. Of Lee Atwater. Mary Matlin. Karl Rove. Hate is their stock-in-trade. Hate is the Horse they rode in on, which is why they'll never denounce the sociopaths who actually run their Party. They despise this country, and without their bigots and gay bashers, Fundy freaks and serial liars the GOP would never, ever, ever win another election. And they know it.
But they hunt her out just to cause trouble, like trolls.
Molly Ivors
i will add it to the list of stuff he doesn't know shit about.
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
Save time.
Make a list of things he knows something about instead..
I hear political debates all the time in the real world, and they don't devolve into threats against people's kids....
I'm halfway through Lapdogs and up to the part where Tom Daschle got angry at Rush Limbaugh for his bs, and Howie Klein sniffed at Daschle for overreacting. Daschle was getting death threats against his kids.
Tobes, when the dog catcher comes to get you and puts you in the back with the rest of the unloved mutts, what are you going to do?
Worker pleads with Tesco to honour the fruits of her labour
She is a modest 38-year-old single mother from South Africa who spends the fruit-growing season packing apples, pears and peaches into boxes to export to the UK. But yesterday in London, Gertruida Baartman became a spokesperson for underpaid workers throughout the developing world.
Ms Baartman took on the might of the UK retailing world when she highlighted the plight of farm workers at Tesco's annual shareholders' meeting in London.
In front of more than 500 onlookers the fruit packer, who is paid 46 rand (£3.49) per day, made an impassioned plea to one of the best-paid executives in the City, Tesco's chief executive Sir Terry Leahy. Her wages just scrape the legal minimum set by the South African government earlier this year, but are less than a man would earn for the same work.
Daschle was getting death threats against his kids.
Thers, Extant
Natalie Maines
That family in Delaware who had the gall to think that Jews were equal citizens.
Produce the original quote and I will acknowledge it here and now.
Not worth my energy. You've pulled this shit before, which is what I was talking about--even when presented with citations, you deny, deny, deny. So why should I bother? It's more fun watch you wet your pants, anyway.
Daschle was getting death threats against his kids.
Thers, Extant
Those fascist bastards did the same shit t the Dixie Chicks.
I pretty much agree...but don't you feel like it's making things worse, on some level?
==
Sure, but I think that's the sound of success - the 'you know you;re doing well by the level of resistance' thing. Of course they would want it to be as ugly as possible, and it will probably get much uglier. This thing Molly and Thers went through is just a taste, and this business with our troll right now is another. Distractions - you can always just walk away.
You are misremembering what I actually said. You are contributing to a false belief.
You mean like that Godless book coulter wrote? I bet you contributed to that Toby..
IOKIYAR Toby.
We know Goopers are macho hypocrites and crybabies when the tables are turned .
shut up Toby, please.
You are misremembering what I actually said. You are contributing to a false belief.
You mean like that Godless book coulter wrote? I bet you contributed to that Toby..
IOKIYAR Toby.
We know Goopers are macho hypocrites and crybabies when the tables are turned .
shut up Toby, please.
Ssquirrel,
Yeah it's pretty amusing. But everyone's seen that one, that song was a big hit back then. I like those more obscure videos because they're such campy fun, and it's just so ridiculous to think of Olivia as a dominatrix hehe.
Daschle was getting death threats against his kids.
Thers, Extant
Natalie Maines
That family in Delaware who had the gall to think that Jews were equal citizens.
DemByDefault
And then there's Malkin posting people's addresses on her miserable site.
I mean, how DARE anyone refuse to roll over for them.
Carrie Fisher was in fact a BABE!
just sayin'
.
Tobes is ugly, stupid, gulliable and nobody likes him
Oh shit, I TOTALLY forgot!
BTW, I don't read him, but has Ralph Wiggum produced the emails in which he claims Tacitus said it was okay to publish our info? Because Tacitus claims otherwise.
...things and the wingnuts cheer like the brain-dead finger-puppets that they are.
That is an insult to finger-puppets.
Oh, have I mentioned today that I am in love with you?
You are misremembering what I actually said.
Misremembering?
it even speaks like its preznit!
Carrie Fisher was in fact a BABE!
Um..duh?
Carrie Fisher was in fact a BABE!
Um..duh?
That was unnecessary. You're going to make the entire blogosphere gouge its eyes out.
Hiya, mena.
I wonder about that. Goldstein now uses Thers' name almost as a totem, repeating it when he needs a reaction. He's like a little kid who learns that saying"fuck" gets a response from adults. It's just that repetitive, and just that mindless.
WGG
She was cute. Why they made her wear those hair donughts on the side of her head and wear that nun's robe, I'll never know.
Vietnamese wildlife still paying a high price for chemical warfare
Forty years on, much of the environmental damage caused to Vietnam by American forces during the Vietnam War has still not been repaired, according to a new study.
In particular, the effects of the massive amounts of chemical defoliants sprayed from the air to destroy the jungle hiding places of the Vietcong guerrillas are still being felt, says the study, the first comprehensive account of Vietnam's natural history written in English.
Between 1961 and 1971, more than 20 million gallons of herbicides, the most notorious being "Agent Orange", were sprayed by the US to defoliate forests, clear growth along the borders of military sites and eliminate enemy crops.
Daschle was getting death threats against his kids.
I take great comfort in the fact that Limbaugh, Buchanan and Coulter have never reproduced.
First to post this video wins the war:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5...h?v=5-
4yLGkENzc
BOOM
Carrie Fisher was in fact a BABE!
Um..duh?
NTodd, List Wanker
One of the funniest things I ever saw was Carrie Fisher and Craig Ferguson trading stories about their final drug addict/alcoholic days: Who woke up the farthest away from the place they started binging with no memory of how they got there.
They both said they were glad to be sober, but had a lot of fun getting there.
Maybe I'll give it a shot some day.
I notice Tobot never ever posts what he *did* say. You'd think if he were as innocent as he claims he would do so immediately.
Of course, he's the same guy who can't explain why the Wilsons aren't in jail, why the NYTimes has not been shut down and its editors executed, why Cindy Sheehan and Michael Moore have not been arrested and charged with treason, or any of the million other dopey assertions he's made that defy common sense or rational thought. Just another fucking liar.
Carrie Fisher was in fact a BABE!
just sayin'
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 3:57 pm | #
I think it's illegal to post this without providing a link to this photo.
On a vaguely related note, thank the gods that Mariska Hargitay decided to pose nude.
I wonder about that. Goldstein now uses Thers' name almost as a totem, repeating it when he needs a reaction. He's like a little kid who learns that saying"fuck" gets a response from adults. It's just that repetitive, and just that mindless.
Molly Ivors
Well, it's okay for THEM to do that.
They can dish it out but they can't take it.
the entire right wing wrongosphere is disturbed, seriously.
some sick fucks there.
Of course they would want it to be as ugly as possible, and it will probably get much uglier. This thing Molly and Thers went through is just a taste, and this business with our troll right now is another. Distractions - you can always just walk away.
mena | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 3:55 pm | #
I agree. I just want more of a reward for going through the ugliness. For instance, it's one thing for me to point out in comments that Toby is a fat, lonely, stupid coward...but what if I devoted post after post on my blog to trying to prove it to the world?
Even if I convinced everyone on earth except Toby, it's not like I would've accomplished anything. The same goes for Goldstein or Assrocket or any of these clowns. It's like swatting mosquitoes when you've got a swamp in your back yard.
A few months ago Mehlman told Tweety that the left actually says "Bush lied and soldiers die." He acted really shocked that anyone would say such a thing. *Acted* is the operative word there. Considering that they have managed to make the word very liberal equivalent to cockeroach, it's amazing that they have the balls to act outraged at anything we say.
(maybe when we start talking about rusty chainsaws they can act outraged. )
First to post this video wins the war:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5...ch?v=5...h?v=5-
4yLGkENzc
BOOM
hpe
LOVE that mullet!
driftglass,
Sorry you had a bad week, but Ballroom Blitz is a great palate-cleanser!
Every word Toby says is a lie, including "and" and "the."
Hecate:
Toby, if you've got nothing to cover up, why's a little investigation scare you?
I have nothing to hide. I post here and everywhere else on the Internets under my own name.
So I'll simply say it again: I have never burned a dog. I will go and write that same fact at my own blog, too.
You and GWPDA are asserting as the truth that I have committed a felony. That is a lie and I will not stand for it.
Period.
The only way for this to end is for GWPDA to acknowledge that she is a liar on this issue.
"Has Atrios gone totally out of his mind?"
--Clypheous
I would call it a mental health day. Something I would allow my children occasionally when they woke up and said, "I really don't feel like going to school today." Me, "Are you sick?" Them, "No, I just don't feel like it." Me, "Okay."
Didn't happen very often, but everyone deserves a day off now and then.
A few months ago Mehlman told Tweety that the left actually says "Bush lied and soldiers die." He acted really shocked that anyone would say such a thing
Truth is kryptonite to the right.
On a vaguely related note, thank the gods that Mariska Hargitay decided to pose nude.
I think I read the other day that she's a wingnut.
Hey! I was having a pedicure; they don't stock The Economist or Poetry Magazine, you know.
~slinks off in embarassment~
god, this is fucking annoying:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1...r%20and%
20Evans
A few months ago Mehlman told Tweety that the left actually says "Bush lied and soldiers die." He acted really shocked that anyone would say such a thing. *Acted* is the operative word there
And I'm sure Tweets, despite his half-assed opposition to the war, commiserated with his gust the Great American.
I surrender! Make it stop! I saw it the first time as a kid, and it hurt! I some how managed to last until Carrie Fisher started to sing. How I still managed to love Star Wars after that traumatic experience, I will never know.
who is deb frisch, anyway? is she another obscure academic that the wingers have discovered?
The only way for this to end is for GWPDA to acknowledge that she is a liar on this issue.
Toby Petzold
The only way to end it is for you to take your sorry ass and get the fuck out of here.
CIA sent me to be tortured in Afghan prison, says Algerian
Testimony by an Algerian national caught up in the CIA's extraordinary rendition programme, held for 16 months in secret prisons and later released without charge, has revealed how he was chained by the wrists and ankles and left hanging from the roof of a torture chamber for hours on end.
Laid Saidi said he was rendered by US officials from Tanzania to Afghanistan in May 2003 and kept in a prison outside Kabul for more than a year before being returned to Algeria via Tunisia.
In an interview with The New York Times, Mr Saidi, 43, told how he was kept in a cell "not even suitable for animals" and regularly tortured by guards, some of whom spoke English, which he understands slightly. "They beat me and threw cold water on me, spat at me and sometimes gave me dirty water to drink," he said.
Boy Toby,
You're awfully thin-skinned for a goat fucking uncle rapist.
She was cute. Why they made her wear those hair donughts on the side of her head and wear that nun's robe, I'll never know.
I think that's why she turned to drugs.
You and GWPDA are asserting as the truth that I have committed a felony. That is a lie and I will not stand for it.
Period.
Hee. Cute little scaredy-troll!
who is deb frisch, anyway? is she another obscure academic that the wingers have discovered?
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
No doubt.
So I'll simply say it again: I have never burned a dog. I will go and write that same fact at my own blog, too.
Oh, well then!
QED
JeffCo:
I notice Tobot never ever posts what he *did* say. You'd think if he were as innocent as he claims he would do so immediately.
I have denied writing what others here claim I did. If you wish to reproduce the quote and the context, I will acknowledge it here and now.
The only way for this to end is for GWPDA to acknowledge that she is a liar on this issue
Projecting like a metroplex.
If you never said it, then a little investigation would clear that right up. You should welcome it! After all, that's what you say about folks who don't want the government snooping around in their phone records.
On a vaguely related note, thank the gods that Mariska Hargitay decided to pose nude.
I think I read the other day that she's a wingnut.
I'm just going to refuse to believe that, however true it may be.
BTW, I don't read him, but has Ralph Wiggum produced the emails in which he claims Tacitus said it was okay to publish our info? Because Tacitus claims otherwise.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 3:57 pm | #
Funny how OK Tacitus was with it, too. He said Goldstein's statement was "a discredit to wholesale accuracy." Which, in addition to being illiterate, makes it sound as though Goldstein's words spoke themselves without sullying Goldstein himself.
Projecting like a metroplex.
stolen
Projecting like a metroplex.
stolen
The only way for this to end is for GWPDA to acknowledge that she is a liar on this issue.
Byebye, Tobes. Go infest the intertubes somewhere else.
RIL,
Well now I'm blushing.
/peeks/
thoroughly
It's like swatting mosquitoes when you've got a swamp in your back yard.
Phila
Sure. Though by the same token Roy Edroso & SZ, for instance, are pretty funny with the wingnut potshots.
Tobes, you dismal sack of reeking shit, we went through all this last night.
I'm sure there at least 50 honorable and upstanding citizens from all over the country who will attest the, on numerous occasions, you have made statements concerning your own desire to inflict abuse upon poor, dumb animals. I personally recall your apparent glee at the description of burning puppies.
And I am equally certain that the folks at the Austin Animal Humane Assn would appreciate a friendly heads-up about a braggart who claims to enjoy torching small dogs.
Consider it a friendly admonition...
What's that footstep behind your front door toby, is the dogcatcher who's come for you?
No, this is just a bunch of losers trying to smear me with a libelous lie. The reason you aren't reproducing the alleged quote is because, once you do, it will expose you as liars.
So I'll simply say it again: I have never burned a dog.
You THREATENED to.
Alright Mer, I'll call it a "Mental Health Day" and move on. But after watching a couple of those videos I need a health day too...
Toby is a lying goatfucking unclefucker with a penchant for lighting dogs on fire.
No, this is just a bunch of losers trying to smear me with a libelous lie. The reason you aren't reproducing the alleged quote is because, once you do, it will expose you as liars.
Toby Petzold
Please leave, coward!
Your act gets old fast.
Woody:
I personally recall your apparent glee at the description of burning puppies.
You are a liar.
She was cute. Why they made her wear those hair donughts on the side of her head and wear that nun's robe, I'll never know.
I think that's why she turned to drugs.
Thats where she kept her stash.
And her donuts.
No, this is just a bunch of losers trying to smear me with a libelous lie. The reason you aren't reproducing the alleged quote is because, once you do, it will expose you as liars.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 4:06 pm | #
Be careful, everyone! Toby's about to go put on his "law suit."
The only way for this to end is for GWPDA to acknowledge that she is a liar on this issue.
Don't wait with your thumb up your ass.
Gonna get real uncomfortable.
MP seeks Afghan troops recall
British troops in Afghanistan should be withdrawn to barracks until a clear political strategy has been agreed, a Labour former armed forces minister has argued.
Doug Henderson warned that soldiers lives must not be put at risk in the absence of "direct and immediate purpose".
And he suggested that an effective military strategy would only be achieved on the back of an effective political one.
Defence Secretary Des Browne told MPs on Thursday that he is urgently considering requests for extra troops in Afghanistan.
His announcement followed the death of the sixth British serviceman to be killed in the troubled Helmand province in the past month.
Tobes,
You know WGG's a wild man. He'll report you to the Austin Humane Society as quick as spit on you. He's even got a link to them. If I were you, I'd run away. Maybe barricade the door. Pull down all the blinds. Turn the AC off and try to act as if you're not home.
Thanks, Molly
who is deb frisch, anyway? is she another obscure academic that the wingers have discovered?
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista! | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 4:03 pm | #
She seems to be. I haven't bothered digging into who she actually is, 'cause it's a nice afternoon and I'm gonna go out for Indian food in a few minutes.
The story is she had a temp job at UOA, which she resigned 'cause she said a bunch of despicable and dumb stuff at Jeff Goldstein's place. She seems to be a ninny with self-control issues.
Possibly more to the story than meets the eye, or possibly not. I assume all will be revealed eventually.
On that note, I'll see you folks later.
Fine, we'll start here:
" Hecate:
Tell us again how much fun it would be for you to pour lighter fluid on someone's pet and set them on fire.
Although that's a distortion of what I said, I have already apologized to that low-resolution dog on the original thread that took offense.
I've been saying that same shit for many years now. I wouldn't actually do such a thing, but it's how I feel about noisy and mean dogs. Better said than done. But think what you want of it.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 10.04.05 - 6:05 pm | # "
Unclear how far back we can search, but Tobes you do admit to being an evil prick in thought at least. But I will keep looking for your description of the deed...
Oh, Toby's dull.
Did you see this?
I haven't seen number 2 yet, but I guess I will.
i wish toby would just stick to telling us his stupid opinions on stuff he doesn't know shit about. this lawsuit stuff is boring.
The reason you aren't reproducing the alleged quote is because, once you do, it will expose you as liars.
Toby Petzold
Actually, if they reproduce the quote it's you that would be exposed as the liar (for saying you never said it).
Just sayin'.
CIA sent me to be tortured in Afghan prison, says Algerian
Yeah, we keep winnin' them thar hearts 'n minds, yeah we do!
Phila, come to think of it, though, the people who really deserve mockery are the media wingnut enablers. That's where some creative pressure could be applied that might make a difference. It already seems clear that they respond to such pressure; they've responded already to nuts like Limbaugh and his flying monkeys.
Of course, we can be funnier about it, and leave the threats to children out of it altogether.
The problem is that, apparently, we aren't killing ENOUGH civilians.
If you wish to reproduce the quote and the context, I will acknowledge it here and now.
The burden of evidence is on you. I don't recall anyone saying you had acted on your fantasy of setting fire to a dog, but it is important to note that only sick fucking sociopaths have such fantasies to start with. Seek help.
Tobes is annoying background noise
Oh here's the original quote:
"Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.
Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | # "
Did you see this?
I haven't seen number 2 yet, but I guess I will.
Molly Ivors
I think it'd be a hoot!
Be careful, everyone! Toby's about to go put on his "law suit."
For some reason, this made me giggle uncontrollably.
Oh here's the original quote:
"Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.
Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | # "
NTodd, List Wanker |
That's the one!
Granting that the Right blogosphere is little more than a semi-coherent amplifier for the administration and a means of mainstreaming racism etc, it still seems more productive to focus on the source of the messages it spouts.
==
I get your point now and I very much agree. It's important to make the distinction between people who are in positions of influence and working against the public good, and those loudmouths who make themselves appear more influential than they really are. Picking our battles, in other words. And it's important to ignore the second group, imho. For exactly the reason I wish people here would not engage trolls - it grants them legitimacy. It may not be the only thing that does, but it's one we can control.
Sure. Though by the same token Roy Edroso & SZ, for instance, are pretty funny with the wingnut potshots.
Thers, Extant | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 4:06 pm | #
Yeah, I know. I'm just in a bad mood.
Tobes is annoying background noise
A foolish hobgoblin with a consistently little mind. Or something.
Did you see this?
I haven't seen number 2 yet, but I guess I will.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 4:10 pm | #
He was supposed to play this role in #2, but the jetski/palm tree incident delayed that.
I bet it'll be a hoot.
NTodd, you are a brave and fearless hunter.
Though I would never consent to starting a parody blog to mock dimwit media types.
That would be wrong. Very wrong indeed.
I've been saying that same shit for many years now. I wouldn't actually do such a thing, but it's how I feel about noisy and mean dogs. Better said than done. But think what you want of it.
Toby Petzold
Anyone who wants to hurt animals is a psychotic prick.
You know WGG's a wild man. He'll report you to the Austin Humane Society as quick as spit on you. He's even got a link to them. If I were you, I'd run away. Maybe barricade the door. Pull down all the blinds. Turn the AC off and try to act as if you're not home.
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed | Homepage | 07.08.
also, toby, you might put up some signs, like "I pause for paws". or
"dog safe place", y'know, then the animal shelter people will think they goofed and got the wrong house.
Holy shit. I never say "it'll be a hoot." And when I do, I do it at the same time as Terry C.
You know WGG's a wild man. He'll report you to the Austin Humane Society as quick as spit on you.
It's true, Toby...we can't control him when he gets like this!
Movie Review - Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
OK, really leaving now. Bye.
Be careful, everyone! Toby's about to go put on his "law suit."
For some reason, this made me giggle uncontrollably.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 4:11 pm | #
Then today is a good day.
Though I would never consent to starting a parody blog to mock dimwit media types.
That would be wrong. Very wrong indeed.
One might even say it's mischeivioussss [sic].
Though I would never consent to starting a parody blog to mock dimwit media types.
Is there a link to such a site?
Unclear how far back we can search, but Tobes you do admit to being an evil prick in thought at least.
Well if you're Catholic it's the same thing.
And if not, you end up in Hell anyway. Of course with the Wiccans, atheists and hot lesbians the nether regions will be more "Eschacon III: Moonbat Outta Hell!"
So I've got that going for me.
owlish type thingy
Be careful, everyone! Toby's about to go put on his "law suit."
For some reason, this made me giggle uncontrollably.
Molly Ivors
The thought of him in his birthday suit, on the other hand, makes me wanna blow chunks.
Though I would never consent to starting a parody blog to mock dimwit media types.
That would be wrong. Very wrong indeed.
Thers, Extant | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 4:13 pm | #
Yeah, anyone who'd do that is more twisted than Toby, even.
Holy shit. I never say "it'll be a hoot."
I started saying it while watching "Rocko's Modern Life."
"Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.
Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | # "
"Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.
Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | # "
"Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.
Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | # "
Just in case he, or the Austin Humane Society, is scrolling fast.
Is there a link to such a site?
Not as yet. Keep watching the skies!
Blogging is starting to seem like Rollerball or something.
Phila
There is a generous dollop of Roller Derby and the WWF in Blogistan...
Here's the link to Tobe's comment:
http://www.haloscan.com/
comments...3576422#6587177
In case you missed this before Toby:
Let me remind Toby the pathetic virgin that I, a 55 year old man, will be spending much of the weekend with a stunning 30 something Japanese American woman. She pretty much jumped me after a local liberal get-together. A brilliant, gorgeous babe is Kimiko-san. Doing her post-doc research here in Boston.
Toby, you will NEVER EVER get anywhere NEAR such an amazing woman As Kimiko-san. You can't begin to imagine what it's like.
And its all because I'm a liberal. Toby. 55, potbelly, arthritic, diabetic and high blood pressure. And unlike Rush, I'm not the least bit ashamed of the fact that I've got prescription for Cialis. Diabetes and hypertension will do that to a man. Of course, you wouldn't know a thing about being a "man", would you, Toby.
And yet, Kimiko-san doesn't care a bit about any of that. She likes me for who and what I am.
Unlike you, Toby. Women FLEE from your presence, because of what and who you are. Yep, Toby, you will never get laid in your life. Oh, you'll likely have sex, but only the kind you pay for.
There IS a difference, you know. Oh, wait. That's right, you wouldn't know the difference. No woman would willingly touch you for free or of her own free will.
What is that pick up line you use that works all the time? Oh, right, I remember: "Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?" Poor Toby, how sad you are. To go through life knowing that liberals like me are having the most incredable sex lives. And you aren't.
<Nelson Muntz>"HA-ha! You're a pathetic loser!"</Nelson Muntz>
JeffCo:
The burden of evidence is on you. I don't recall anyone saying you had acted on your fantasy of setting fire to a dog, but it is important to note that only sick fucking sociopaths have such fantasies to start with.
You don't need to recall it, asshole. Scroll up and read it.
Holy shit. I never say "it'll be a hoot." And when I do, I do it at the same time as Terry C.
rorschach
Great minds and all that.....
Yeah, anyone who'd do that is more twisted than Toby, even.
rorschach
Anyone who would agree to participate in such a thing is lost to all decency.
You don't need to recall it, asshole. Scroll up and read it.
Toby Petzold
Go away, you asshole!
Just go away!
Chris, can you please stop talking about your sex life? It's nauseating.
Happy Life Day, Motherfuckers.
Where it all began...
http://www.haloscan.com/
comments...3576422#6587177
Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.
Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | #
"Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.
Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | # ""Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.
Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | # ""Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.
Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | # "
"Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.
Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | # "
That is my quote. I wrote it.
Please point out for me where I said I had harmed any dog in any such way.
You liars have been exposed.
I'm off to see Pilates of the Caribbean: Fat Lady's Chest
You don't need to recall it, asshole. Scroll up and read it.
Hey, Tobes! Set fire to any puppies recently? -GWPDA
GWPDA simply asked whether you had acted on your impulse yet. That's very different from accusing you of having done so. Show me exactly where someone said you had done so. You're awfully defensive for someone who thinks he's done nothing wrong.
Okie-doke! PLaces to see and people to do, you know. I'll shriek at you crazy moonbats later.
GWPDA simply asked whether you had acted on your impulse yet. That's very different from accusing you of having done so. Show me exactly where someone said you had done so. You're awfully defensive for someone who thinks he's done nothing wrong.
JeffCO
Well if you're gonna get all technical and legalistic and shit he'll have to take his law suit [sic] to Judge Joe Brown instead of Judge Judy.
Why do people own dogs just to leave them in the backyard to make noise all night long?
I can't stand that shit. Get rid of the dog and be able to afford to buy your children some decent shoes for once.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 10.03.05 - 8:44 pm | #
This indicates that I disapprove of animal cruelty. Why doesn't anyone ever quote me on this?
JeffCo:
GWPDA simply asked whether you had acted on your impulse yet. That's very different from accusing you of having done so.
She's going to report me to the authorities for animal cruelty when she doesn't even know if her accusation is true?
That's the limit of irresponsibility.
And the cause of a civil suit for libel.
Tobot cannot admit that his false accusations have been exposed. He admitted that he sees nothing wrong with setting a dog on fire, yet somehow the idea that others would find that repulsive (whether or not he ever acted on it) confounds him. So he just decided that everyone keeps accusing him of having acted on it, even though they haven't, and gets offended. I really do wish he would seek professional help.
You have yet to produce a quote in which anyone asserts you have actually set a dog on fire. You must have a whole file of them. Where are they?
" Chris, can you please stop talking about your sex life? It's nauseating."
Only to you, Toby the pathetic virgin.
Only to you!
S'matter Toby? Jealous that I'm getting some hot lovin' from a hot babe, and all you have is a tube of lube and your hand?
<Nelson Muntz>"HA-ha! You're a pathetic loser!"</Nelson Muntz>
Legal question here:
I forwarded the clip from the "Star Wars Holiday Special" to my sister and, especially, to my future brother-in-law.
Am I therefore responsible for mental cruelty and any anguish that occurs? And if so, do I get to exult in it?
I'm late to the fight, and there is no way I could survive your latest salvo, but I do have second strike capability:
Paul Anka: Blackhole Sun
Pat Boone - Enter Sandman ( Evil Dead )
Tiny Tim: Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
Blogging is starting to seem like Rollerball or something.
Phila
There is a generous dollop of Roller Derby and the WWF in Blogistan...
Elmer, PHD
It's a mosh pit.
I like the brawling and rolling around on the floor. It's like a moshpit in here sometimes. If you wanted to turn it into Studio 54, registration keeps the trolls out. I'm being half-serious.
monkeypaster | 07.08.06 - 2:29 am | #
Good analogy.
I honestly don't understand the complaints. Or I understand them, but I don't see what they're supposed to accomplish. How can you change or control dozens - hundreds - of people?
Phila | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 2:34 am |
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I honestly don't understand the complaints. Or I understand them, but I don't see what they're supposed to accomplish. How can you change or control dozens - hundreds - of people?
Phila | Homepage
Maybe we should Kos. He made me do this.
Christ, I'm glad I have Flashblock and can completely ignore this childish horseshit (whatever it's about).
She's going to report me to the authorities for animal cruelty when she doesn't even know if her accusation is true?
She said: You know, there is such a thing as a watching brief, dontcha? The Humane Society of Austin does keep tabs on people like you. ...
Watching briefs are for people who may have expressed a willingness to hurt animals without there being evidence of their having done so. Sounds like your situation exactly.
And she said: Why, there have to be fifty people or more who remember you saying how you'd set fire to a dog.
Now, I suppose you could interpret "you'd" as "you had," but it's pretty clear from context (e.g., the idea of a watching brief) it is really "you would." Trust me, no one wants for you to really have set fire to a dog or acted sadistically to any other animal. But since you think it's okay to do so, you can't blame people for wondering. I wish you'd seek help - you might eventually accept that most people don't have such fantasies and that they're not healthy.
Quick, somebody hide this pointy stick of mine! I've been strongly cautioned and must now co-operate in the strange and mysterious world in which Tobes figures as stalwart and brave!
See, Tobes, you're a nasty little thing. You came onto this blog not long ago and asserted with great glee that you had - or possibly only wanted to or intended to - harm an innocent life form by setting it on fire. It doesn't much matter in the long run here which one it was - what matters is that you would say it and then, as you did, attempt to justify saying it, and now, flee from having both said it and tried to justify it.
In the world you are advocating, there is no doubt at all in my mind that a designated watcher would have reported you that very evening to the authorities - which are indeed the Austin Humane Society. That's because what you said and what you advocated are truly threats and threats against animals are something to be taken very seriously. I take them much more seriously for example, than I would ever take one of your little threats against me, because unlike me, animals have little protection. You should be very grateful Tobes that this world is not the one you so long to achieve - the militaristic, controlled, vicious world you desire. This time that fact has gotten you out of the consequences of your casual and thoughtless ramblings.
But you know something? It's hard to count on that. It's difficult to be absolutely sure that things as they are today are the way they will be tomorrow.
Why don't you go away now and count your blessings? The grownups are tired of poking at you.
I'm just collateral damage but from down here, I can just see Tiny Tim's butt crack. Jesus General's friendly fire killed me.
Holy shit it's bad!
How about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a...rch=yes%
20music
Oh..that hurt. Now I must drink..to forget.
Now that's acting! They got through the whole thing without breaking into giggles at the ridiculousness of it.
i had lived my entire life w/out seeing that
i vow that i will spend the rest of my days deriding you and your kind
now excuse me, i'm going to hurl uncontrollably for the next couple hours
Well after that I just puked on my wifes Cha Cha pumps.
He's dim, Jedd
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
must. stop. oxygen. from. reaching. brain.
Atrios used Yes lyrics for the threadbot a while back, so I thought this would fit nicely.
Bilbo Bitches!
driftglass
No nukes! No nukes!
*waves*
hi Jane!
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The horror! The horror!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J...h?
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No Warning.
Folks with brains probably already know this, but in every jurisdiction I've ever heard of, a complaint to the civil authorities, even if knowingly false, can't be the basis for a civil defamation suit. (Not to mention that spoken defamation is slander, not libel.) Reports to the authorities are, to use the legal term, "absolutely privileged." The authorities might prosecute someone who makes a false report, but the victim of the false report can't do anything about it.
It would depend on local law whether a humane society would be the kind of civil authority that citizens could complain to with absolute privilege.
It's odd how the godawful Carrie Fisher singing constrasts with the timeless awesomeness of John Williams' score.
"When the elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers."
I actually saw this at the Library of Congress! None of us could hear Fisher's song, we were laughing too hard.
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