I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
aha
Where's Toby?
Biden may have more of a clue about Iraq, but he doesn't actually know how to act on anything. What's worse, a Friedman who's extremely wrong but pretends to know it all, or a Biden who's supposed to be a leader but isn't?
Surprising Jump in Tax Revenues Curbs U.S. Deficit
By EDMUND L. ANDREWS 31 minutes ago
Tax revenues are climbing twice as fast as the administration predicted in February, so fast that the budget deficit could actually decline this year.
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LMFAO!
No YouTube link. That's progress.
The North Korean dilemma -- sabre-rattle or circle-jerk? Only The Decider can say for sure, and no one can quite understand his stammering nonsense.
too much choice Atrios!
damn you spinoza. I had to go take the hard-boiled eggs off the stove. No fair.
Where's Toby?
ban ned
I hope!
What's worse, a Friedman who's extremely wrong but pretends to know it all, or a Biden who's supposed to be a leader but isn't?
A preznit who's both.
Here's an additional suggested topic:
*They suspected this all along, which is why they kept us out for as long as they could
RE: Mac vs PC
I love Parallels!!! It will allow corporate mopes to buy Macs if they want, which will be great, as long as Adobe keeps updating products for Mac.
Goal for Germany!!
I take it a truce of some sort has been declared while I have been off lunching.
hmm anybody got a video of tobes singing "You aint nuthin but a hound dog".
So... 1 Biden = 8 Bayhs?
You forgot:
Galactica vs. Enterprise
Linux vs. Windows
Israeli raid kills three Palestinians
A six-year-old Palestinian girl, her elder brother and her mother have been killed in a new Israeli air strike on their house east of Gaza City.
Medical sources said that the Saturday evening aerial attack came in the neighbourhood of Shajaya, near the Karni border crossing on Gaza's eastern border with Israel.
Hospital officials said six people were wounded.
The Israeli army confirmed an air strike in the area, but denied hitting any homes.
res ipsa, from below:
Is there a link to such a site?
Not quite yet. Keep watching the skies!
Why is it ok to dicuss Mac vs PC but not PC vs Mac?
Angel vs Spike?
Maybe we could discuss authorial intent regarding this comment:
"Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.
Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | # "
France v. Italy...
Why is it ok to dicuss Mac vs PC but not PC vs Mac?
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP! ATRIOS, I DEMAND YOU BAN VACHON!!!
Is switchgrass a biofuel?
Cats v Dogs
Bush foreign policy: truth, or dare?
SAT question for 2008:
Bayh:furlong::
A. peck:Biden
B. bushel:Friedman
C. hogshead:Cheney
D. uselessgladhandingsackoshit:Bush
Thinking of a creative way to say Fuck Bush!
The Commissar said it best:
Joe knocked the Nutroots’ little puppet Freshmaker flat on his ass, and (think about this), the Nutroots, the angry Leftie bloggers who wear their hatred and vileness on their sleeves, who boast of their toughness, the authors of “Rape Gurney Joe,” and “Whiny Ass Titty Baby,” these very same traffickers in puerile venom, are offended because Joementum was “rude…mean…interrupting, angry…arrogant, bullying thug…testy, angry…petulant…arrogant, aggressive…attacked, offered negativism…
Well, well, well. This is like watching a schoolyard bully getting stood up to, … by the wimpy nerdy little Jew boy. A few good punches and the “whiny ass titty babies” of the Left are hollering for Teacher to break up the fight.
Maybe we could discuss authorial intent regarding this comment:
"Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.
Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | # "
NTodd, List Wanker
(Shakes head in disgust)
"Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.
Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | # "
NTodd, List Wanker
Oh, good. I seemed to have misplaced this link. I'm glad you saved it, NTodd.
AND DON'T MOCK SWITCHGRASS, MOTHERFUCKER!
2-0 Germany!
drew | 07.08.06 - 4:21 pm |
That's nice, dear.
Now run along. Grownups are trying to talk here.
the authors of “Rape Gurney Joe,” and “Whiny Ass Titty Baby,”
Does Atrios get a royalty for that?
Oh, good. I seemed to have misplaced this link. I'm glad you saved it, NTodd.
Diane
I wish someone would misplace Toady.
Hey!
Some of us are not ready to let go of Youtube yet.
In many ways, Hedwig and the Angry Inch is a better movie musical than Xanadu.
a switchgrass and a hooker walk into a bar together....
On my way home from work today (gah!) I saw a VW Golf TDI with a biofuels.org bumper sticker. Since TDI is the diesel engine I must assume it was running on French fry or popcorn grease. Pretty cool.
In many ways, Hedwig and the Angry Inch is a better movie musical than Xanadu.
Such as... not sucking, for example.
Coke vs. Pepsi
the authors of “Rape Gurney Joe,” and “Whiny Ass Titty Baby
Is there a PROBLEM with those?
On Intel-based Macs, Windows runs fine, so even the Adobe issue is moot.
Rape Gurney Joe vs. Whiny Ass Titty Baby.
Such as... not sucking, for example.
Honestly, Eli, it can't be easy to suck an angry inch. Ask Tobot.
Some of us are not ready to let go of Youtube yet.
Randolph Carter
Almost twenty years later, and it still sucks as much now as it did then.
trolls v ogres
i thought new coke was very tasty and refreshing. they should have kept making it.
And now, in keeping with the fairness doctrine, Pyongyang's side of the story.
This shit match hasn't been that shitty. But the fundie stripper is starting to annoy me.
Drew:
The Commissar said it best:
Joe knocked the Nutroots’ little puppet Freshmaker flat on his ass, and (think about this), the Nutroots, the angry Leftie bloggers who wear their hatred and vileness on their sleeves, who boast of their toughness, the authors of “Rape Gurney Joe,” and “Whiny Ass Titty Baby,” these very same traffickers in puerile venom, are offended because Joementum was “rude…mean…interrupting, angry…arrogant, bullying thug…testy, angry…petulant…arrogant, aggressive…attacked, offered negativism…
Well, well, well. This is like watching a schoolyard bully getting stood up to, … by the wimpy nerdy little Jew boy. A few good punches and the “whiny ass titty babies” of the Left are hollering for Teacher to break up the fight.
Gosh, Drew, you're so right. Der Kommissar -- whoever the fuck that is -- surely did say "it" best, whatever "it" is. I am chastened and aroused, all at the same time.
Oh, and by the way, we're not worried about "Teacher" breaking up the fight. We'll let the voters of Connecticut do that, and then we'll watch Holy Joe stamp his holy feet once again and become an "independent", which apparently now means something different than what I thought it meant.
I got yer "nutroots" right here, chump.
Honestly, Eli, it can't be easy to suck an angry inch. Ask Tobot.
JeffCO
Or Daryn Kagan.
Or JeffyLube.
Or Condi.
Some of us are not ready to let go of Youtube yet.
Randolph Carter
Is that Jesse Ventura introducing him? I turned it off quick
Such as... not sucking, for example.
Well, yeah. I would take Olivia Newtown-John more seriously if she were a female impersonator.
the eternal six months
Well, yeah. I would take Olivia Newtown-John more seriously if she were a female impersonator.
Molly Ivors
well, you know some people are saying....
"Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.
Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | # "
NTodd, List Wanker
this leaves open the possibility that tobes is speaking from experience.
Well, yeah. I would take Olivia Newtown-John more seriously if she were a female impersonator.
Obviously you haven't studied her name closely enough...
Eli is known for having amassed an impressive collection of bizarre internettia.
Has YouTube rendered Eli obsolete?
This is a question with which we must wrestle. Oil up, all.
What LIEberman showed was that he could ape
old Republican "debating" tactics, sometimes verbatim. What a talent, now that he's no longer a Democrat.
Well, yeah. I would take Olivia Newtown-John more seriously if she were a female impersonator.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 4:26 pm | #
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i'm stealing that.
Is that Jesse Ventura introducing him? I turned it off quick
DemByDefault
Yep - that was Jesse the Clueless alright!
I need to find an email client that works well. I've tried MS Outlook 2002, thunderbird, Opera Mail, and Eudora Lite 7.0. IMO, they all suck.
Any recommendations?
Well, well, well. This is like watching a schoolyard bully getting stood up to, … by the wimpy nerdy little Jew boy. -drew
"Jew boy," huh?
"Jew boy?"
You must have been raised in the nicest trailer park in Mississippi.
AND DON'T MOCK SWITCHGRASS, MOTHERFUCKER!
Can we mock sinsemilla grass?
"Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.
Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | # "
NTodd, List Wanker
Well, for his preznit it was firecrackers and frogs.
why don t we discuss how you clowns are going to proove to the rest of the world you re truly sorry and change that congress?
I think those of us with blogs should spend more time writing about how Atrios doesn't spend enough time writing about how bloggers aren't writing about the things they should be writing about.
And I think we should all be writing about this on Macs instead of PCs.
Has YouTube rendered Eli obsolete?
It has merely magnified my powers.
Well, yeah. I would take Olivia Newtown-John more seriously if she were a female impersonator.
Honey, why did you hand me that pair of legwarmers and the headband?
Anyone want to explain what that You Tube thing was all about? I came in late. Is it some new form of blog warfare?
Gemany's running away with it.
And let me add in defense of Bea Arthur, I've got an album where she does some great work.
Has YouTube rendered Eli obsolete?
it has empowered him.
Cats vs. Dogs
Cats, obviously.
Dogs have forgotten how to groom themselves.
Obviously you haven't studied her name closely enough...
Ah, I was still watching the Hedwig video. Sorry.
Has YouTube rendered Eli obsolete?
A ridiculous question.
No soup for you!
this leaves open the possibility that tobes is speaking from experience.
note that he has mentioned this in the past, and that it is a signature of serial killers in-the-making.
I think those of us with blogs should spend more time writing about how Atrios doesn't spend enough time writing about how bloggers aren't writing about the things they should be writing about.
I'm starting a blog about that.
Yes, that's Jesse Ventura. If only Minnesota had a governor as good as he was. The GOP idiot serving now sucks.
"Jew boy," huh?
"Jew boy?"
You must have been raised in the nicest trailer park in Mississippi.
res ipsa loquitur
As much as they try to hide their true selves................
ain't nuthin' wrong with a croakin' frog that an M-80 and a lit match can't cure
heheheheh
drew, consult your pharmacist, he's mixed your meds up with Rush's, although that's understandable, since neither one of you ever makes a lick of sense. Do you take your drugs with koolaid?
Has YouTube rendered Eli obsolete?
It has merely magnified my powers.
Eli | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 4:28 pm
aha! see?
I think those of us with blogs should spend more time writing about how Atrios doesn't spend enough time writing about how bloggers aren't writing about the things they should be writing about.
Don't you have some tandoori tofu to eat?
It just amazes me that in the year 2006 I can't find a goddamned email client that does what I want it to do.
And let me add in defense of Bea Arthur, I've got an album where she does some great work.
Karin
Have you got "Bea Arthur Raps Old School"?
yes, toby is obsessed with murdering other peoples' pets. It's a subject he returns to frequently. Like 99.99% of the psychopaths who walk the Earth our Tobes is most likely too much of a coward to enact any of his murderous fantasies, but I wouldn't live next door to him.
Hiya ronjazz! Did that introduction pan out?
Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster
As far as suggested topics, I am definitely intrigued by the Bea Arthur/Star Wars thing. That is weird, wild stuff. What was she, Chewbacca's sister or something?
I think those of us with blogs should spend more time writing about how Atrios doesn't spend enough time writing about how bloggers aren't writing about the things they should be writing about.
Agreed.
And also about how Atrios doesn't link to our blogs.
drew, consult your pharmacist, he's mixed your meds up with Rush's, ...
ronjazz, irritated
so drew is all, um, dressed UP with nowhere to go?
why don t we discuss how you clowns are going to proove to the rest of the world you re truly sorry and change that congress?
skeptikal
That's nice, dear.
Now run along. Grownups are trying to talk here.
Have you got "Bea Arthur Raps Old School"?
Adrienne Barbeau was her Spinmeister.
Well, well, well. This is like watching a schoolyard bully getting stood up to, … by the wimpy nerdy little Jew boy. A few good punches and the “whiny ass titty babies” of the Left are hollering for Teacher to break up the fight.
drew
So tell us then, o wise one, why is it that only another Democrat was the target of Lieberman's agression?
Where was this fighting spirit during the debate with Cheney?
Where was this outrage and contempt when Valerie Plame Wilson's cover was blown? Or when our troops did not have sufficient armor or equipment to do their jobs?
I waited to hear eternal words of ringing condemnation from Senator Lieberman when Congress was called back to pass a special bill just for the Schiavo case. I'm still waiting.
Dogs have forgotten how to groom themselves.
Mine shed, which transfers that grooming job to me their owner, who has to vacuum daily.
Seems smart to me, eliminate all that licking, to leave more time for chasing each other and napping.
Don't you have some tandoori tofu to eat?
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 4:30 pm | #
I, for one, can feed an entire small city on $.40 worth of tofu.
Any elitists here?
hate Toby all you want (I do) but get the facts straight because he never said he torches dogs, he did say he gets so upset by his neighbors dogs barking he'd like to set them on fire, but it was in a moment of anger and frustration. You have plent of reasons to hate him without exaggeration.
HE DID CALL BREITWEISER A 911 PROSTITUTE, THOUGH.
I wouldn't live next door to him.
Atrios
Neither would I.
Stupid people piss me off.
I, for one, can feed an entire small city on $.40 worth of tofu.
I've heard that about you.
"Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.
Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | # "
NTodd, List Wanker
To be fair, I'm sure he was only driven to this terrible act after years of abuse by the dog.
Withholding sex, mocking his manhood, calling him an impotent failure in front of his imaginary friends, and so forth.
It's all covered in Chapter XXXII of his book, "Roll Over No More! When you Cocker Cuckholds you." (A Tek Janssen Adventure)
Terry C
i wouldn t be speaking , you guys elected a retard for president , twice
why don t we discuss how you clowns are going to proove to the rest of the world you re truly sorry and change that congress?
skeptikal
Why don't we discuss the trool's inability to make any sense?
can you built a house out of tofu?
I just found out that MS Outlook 2007 is available for download in Beta 2.
Awesome!
Check it out here if you are so inclined...
http://www.microsoft.com/office/...en/
default.mspx
yes, toby is obsessed with murdering other peoples' pets. It's a subject he returns to frequently.
So Goldstein fucks 'em, and Toby kills 'em. Sounds like a pretty sweet racket they got going there.
hate Toby all you want (I do) but get the facts straight because he never said he torches dogs, he did say he gets so upset by his neighbors dogs barking he'd like to set them on fire, but it was in a moment of anger and frustration. You have plent of reasons to hate him without exaggeration.
I hate concern trolls.
Toby is ALWAYS angry and frustrated.
Aw crap, another icon from my youth has died.
RIP, Frank Zeidler and thank you.
Frank Zeidler, a former Milwaukee mayor who was the last Socialist to run a major American city, has died. He was 93.
Zeidler died late Friday of congestive heart failure and diverticulitis, hospital spokesman Gregg Hartzog said. He led Milwaukee from 1948 through 1960.
His three terms as mayor were marked by large-scale construction of public housing, creation of the first educational television station in Wisconsin and city beautification programs. He also made strong statements on behalf of civil rights as Milwaukee became the 11th-largest city in the United States by the end of his term, Jeanne Zeidler said.
Bea Arthur was on Broadway in The Threepenny Opera with Lotte Lenya. Lenya played Pirate Jenny, Bea played Lucy Brown. She was great. Here's the original cast album, if you don't believe me.
Charlie Rangel talked a bit about Lieberman at this thingy today.
Terry C
i wouldn t be speaking , you guys elected a retard for president , twice
skeptikal
We didn't vote for Bush!
whoops. Looks like that's the whole office suite and not just outlook 2007. sorry.
whoops. Looks like that's the whole office suite and not just outlook 2007. sorry.
I'm not a concern troll at all, angry and frustrated doesn't mean he burns dogs, so knock it off.
i wouldn t be speaking , you guys elected a retard for president , twice
???
Eli, I haven't yet followed up on that, what with gigs and all, but I will get in touch with her next week for sure, and thanks.
Any elitists here?
Nutgrinder
yup, unqualified elitist, right here!
Terry C
i wouldn t be speaking , you guys elected a retard for president , twice
skeptikal
I didn't vote for Bush.
Nor did anyone else here.
Get your facts straight, asshole!
So... 1 Biden = 8 Bayhs?
Eli
Or 1 Sweet Bayh and Bayh...
How can you have clips of "Xanadu" and not have the roller boogie breakdown?
i wouldn t be speaking , you guys elected a retard for president , twice
Uh, you got the wrong "you guys" there, Chief. I wouldn't trust Chimpy to clean my gutters successfully; I sure as hell didn't vote for his dumb ass.
Bill b > not a native english speaker but this guy is suppoesed to be
http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/
1gmar...ntertainer.html
hate Toby all you want (I do) but get the facts straight because he never said he torches dogs, he did say he gets so upset by his neighbors dogs barking he'd like to set them on fire, but it was in a moment of anger and frustration. You have plent of reasons to hate him without exaggeration.
Way to miss the fucking point ANONYMOUS pussy.
His three terms as mayor were marked by large-scale construction of public housing, creation of the first educational television station in Wisconsin and city beautification programs. He also made strong statements on behalf of civil rights as Milwaukee became the 11th-largest city in the United States by the end of his term, Jeanne Zeidler said.
May the Goddess guard him. May he find his way to the Summerlands. May his friends and family know peace.
Any elitists here?
Nutgrinder | 07.08.06 - 4:34 pm | #
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me! i'm such an elitist that i never hang out even with other elitists. i am too good for them.
Bea Arthur was on Broadway in The Threepenny Opera with Lotte Lenya. Lenya played Pirate Jenny, Bea played Lucy Brown. She was great. Here's the original cast album, if you don't believe me.
Karin
I was just snarkin'. I've heard she was a big broadway star back in the day.
Though I am trying to think up rap lyrics about bustin' a cap in Rue Mclanahan's ass.
Eli, I haven't yet followed up on that, what with gigs and all, but I will get in touch with her next week for sure, and thanks.
Did she contact you at all? I'm kinda skeptical about whether she really checks that e-mail address, or if she gets more mail there than she can process.
Toby Petzold:
<Nelson Muntz>"HA-ha! You're a pathetic loser!"</Nelson Muntz>
Any elitists here?
Nutgrinder
extremly elitist here!
drinking Chardonnay
I, for one, can feed an entire small city on $.40 worth of tofu.
Pffft. I can BUILD that city for less.
i wouldn t be speaking , you guys elected a retard for president , twice
???
plantsman, lowercase
I suppose the little jerkoff means Bill Clinton.
Because in the alternate universe of the 32%er, a RHODES SCHOLAR is a "retard."
As I said on a prior thread, Bush supporters have something SERIOUSLY wrong with them!
Terry > the american people elected him.
now fix it
I'm not a concern troll at all, angry and frustrated doesn't mean he burns dogs, so knock it off.
Well, in addition to burning the poor little pooch, he also had the carcass for supper.
How do you like them apples?
can you built a house out of tofu?
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 4:35 pm | #
That question reminded me of two Simpsons references:
"Mmmm... sugar walls."
and
"Habitat for Huge Manatees."
i'm so elite, i make the next elitist person look as common as muck
i'm so elite, i make the next elitist person look as common as muck
Terry > the american people elected him.
even this assertion is not certain.
HAT TRICK!!!!
3-0 Germany!!!!
Don't you have some tandoori tofu to eat?
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 4:30 pm | #
The wife had some lotion spilled on her hairbrush, and brushed her hair with it, so she had to wash her hair again.
Besides, I'm having masala dosa and allo tikke cholle. No tofu in there at all. Just potatoes and plenty of 'em!
no terry you illeterate git , i want you loosers to stop talking about useless crap and do something.
i m french i loved clinton!!
i wouldn t be speaking , you guys elected a retard for president , twice
Actually, what happened was that we stood by and allowed a retard to steal two elections. I'll own up to be everlastingly ashamed of that, especially the second time. But no one here "elected" Bush and most of us tried very hard to defeat him. You might want to take your bile over to LGF where it would at least be warranted.
Bart: Dad, you're eating drywall again.
Homer: {{shrugs}} Still better than Indian food.
Terry > the american people elected him.
even this assertion is not certain.
plantsman, lowercase
SCOTUS selected Prince Bushtard.
Them and Diebold
"Mmmm... sugar walls."
I was always surprised that this one made it on the air.
What was the headline in the Guardian?
How could 59,000,000 People Be So Stupid?
Except of course, the elitists.
Though I am trying to think up rap lyrics about bustin' a cap in Rue Mclanahan's ass.
There's a lot of good assonance in that line: you're halfway there!
Those Germans sure are scoring a lot of touchdowns out on that soccer court.
Also, in the recent Threepenny Opera revival on Broadway, the part Bea Arthur had was played by a transvestite. His voice was not as deep as Bea's, however.
no terry you illeterate git , i want you loosers to stop talking about useless crap and do something.
Fuck you. It's Saturday, and you're not the boss of us.
no terry you illeterate git , i want you loosers to stop talking about useless crap and do something.
i m french i loved clinton!!
skeptikal
Oh, it's calling ME illiterate.
You don't run this blog, sweetie, and we can talk about whatever we want here.
Pffft. I can BUILD that city for less.
We built this city on rock and roll! (Now, there was a baaaaaaaaad song.)
i wouldn t be speaking , you guys elected a retard for president , twice
hello, British person here, I don't vote in your elections, so you know think before you type.
i also never voted for Blair either.
i m french i loved clinton!!
skeptikal | 07.08.06 - 4:40 pm | #
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clinton was way better than this new guy.
Ok Terry Diebold , SCOTU sure...
and you guys just bent over and took it like whimpering little bitches.
Bill b > not a native english speaker but this guy is suppoesed to be
Well that may be, but one must understand, if one tries to come around and read this group the riot act, one must pay!!!
Why don't we build that wall on the Mexican border out of tofu?
Is this the mosh pit of the blogosphere or the blog pit of the moshosphere?
The wife had some lotion spilled on her hairbrush, and brushed her hair with it, so she had to wash her hair again.
Ouch! But I guess it's better than Ben-Gay on your toothbrush.
rorschach i guess they have nothing less to loose, making the most of it.
by the way, nutgrinder, define "elitist".
Terry > the american people elected him.
now fix it
skeptikal'
She said she didn't vote for him, dumbass.
Now take your ignorant ass out of here!
Thanks, Hecate.
Zeidler and his brother (who was mayor before him) provided the incredible park system I grew up in.
May his spirit choose another body to reside in, because we need that kind of philosophy and energy.
dims there's nuttin new under the sun
Kee-rist. I just did a little math and figured out the 59 Million is less than 20% of the populatioin of the USA.
We're being ruled by a monkey elected by monkeys!
*left
my sugarwalls need some armorall.
Biden is an asshole.
and you guys just bent over and took it like whimpering little bitches.
skeptikal
What the fuck are you talking about?????
NTodd > ahhh ok i m sure the GI s in irak are chilling by the pool right now drinking margaritas.
and all of gaza is out on a picknik
asshole
Oh, it's one of *those* trolls.
NTodd, did Toby post after you found that quote? I don't think so.
There is no joy in the Ironbound tonight.
/inside NJ reference
The wife had some lotion spilled on her hairbrush, and brushed her hair with it, so she had to wash her hair again.
Ouch! But I guess it's better than Ben-Gay on your toothbrush.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 4:42 pm | #
Or Tiger Balm in yer undies.
dims there's nuttin new under the sun
dith
Oh, no.
HEY.
Have we all forgotten that classic debate:
TANK or APC?
Good times.
-
Look, I'll give you four Bidens for three Friendmans, and I'll throw in a Macintosh so you can run Mac OS X (when you want to get things done and run the latest version of Office), and Windows (when you want to play games and catch viruses) - but it's my FINAL offer!
can you built a house out of tofu?
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek
Pasteurized, poured into brick molds, and sun dried, it might very well work. Until it rains...
I give you "Xanadu's Roller Boogie":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r...=xanadu%
20movie
You might want to take your bile over to LGF where it would at least be warranted.
Yes, you're on the wrong side of the blogosphere. This is the gaucheosphere. You want the droitosphere. You might also want to visit the irrésoluosphere. They're really the miserable fucks that got us in this mess.
"Surrender now, or Bea Arthur will appear. And sing. You have been warned."
That is scarier than a North Korean Nuke. Duncan has changed, he is just not cool anymore.
and all of gaza is out on a picknik
asshole
skeptikal
This troll isn't French.
It talks like analannie on a bender.
yeah i m outa here
happy election , i ll be back to laugh at you all after the repugs get reelected..
Walk onto the set of the Golden Girls
gotta tequila hangover and my thoughts are in whirls
an' I see Rue's name on my trailer door
I punch her in the mouth and she hits the floor
I throw down on Betty White when she jumps on my back
Ed Asner's bitch must be smokin' crack
yeah, supposedly toby disappeared. then dith and the new asshole showed up. coincidence?
Mexico 2006 = Ohio 2004 = Florida 2000.
Look, I'll give you four Bidens for three Friendmans, and I'll throw in a Macintosh so you can run Mac OS X (when you want to get things done and run the latest version of Office), and Windows (when you want to play games and catch viruses) - but it's my FINAL offer!
Throw in a New Coke and you've got a deal!
by the way, nutgrinder, define "elitist".
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
Elitist: anyone who didn't vote for Bush.
NTodd, did Toby post after you found that quote? I don't think so.
Oh, Tobes was such a big, brave stand-up kinda guy. He promised to admit to the quote if anyone found it. NTodd found it and Tobes ran away. He is the very definition of a coward.
for the record, nothing wrong with bea arthur singing.
something seriously wrong with her singing in the star wars cantina
Bien sur mon petit anonyme , je t aime aussi ma grosse folle
"and you guys just bent over and took it like whimpering little bitches."
Says the dude from Hitler's second home.
NTodd, did Toby post after you found that quote? I don't think so.
Molly Ivors
No, he didn't.
Anyone surprised?
Terry > the american people elected him.
now fix it
Oh, hey! What a great idea! We'll get right on that, by jingles.
C'mon, kids, let's turn the old barn into a stage and put on a show to get rid of Bush!
Hooray for skeptikal for showing us the way.
How badly did Gene Kelly need the money to do that piece of schlock?
something seriously wrong with her singing in the star wars cantina
I guess that depends on your opinion of Bea Arthur...
This troll isn't French.
It talks like analannie on a bender.
Mayber it's Tom DeLay.
yeah, supposedly toby disappeared. then dith and the new asshole showed up. coincidence?
pretzelattack
One of them proves you can be an asshole in two languages.
Kee-rist. I just did a little math and figured out the 59 Million is less than 20% of the populatioin of the USA.
It's been worse.
I define an elitist as someone who automatically assumes that they are superior to others by way of their social station, by birth or by membership in some special clique.
E.g., Ivy League lawyers assume they are elite by station because of where they went to school, not by merit.
You know, it's a matter of record that "anonymous" has never denied that it found a fallen nest of baby birds in its back yard and put it in its microwave, just to see what would happen.
Terry > the american people elected him.
now fix it
Oh, hey! What a great idea! We'll get right on that, by jingles.
C'mon, kids, let's turn the old barn into a stage and put on a show to get rid of Bush!
Hooray for skeptikal for showing us the way.
lisa
How many Bayhs does it take to make a Friedman?
So a Friedman is 6 months.
That makes a pico-Friedman 15 seconds, right?
Back in a 4-pico-Friedmans.
NTodd > ahhh ok i m sure the GI s in irak are chilling by the pool right now drinking margaritas.
and all of gaza is out on a picknik
asshole
and what the fuck are you doing to save the world, fuckburger? coming here and correcting us? blow it our ample ass.
yeah, supposedly toby disappeared. then dith and the new asshole showed up. coincidence?
The unmistakable stench of jack and his alter-egos.
"and you guys just bent over and took it like whimpering little bitches."
Says the dude from Hitler's second home.
Snow, Deposing Kos
Okay, gotta run. But I will tell you all that SP is the smiliest baby ever.
well i am still a university student, just finished my second year and I come from a pretty average background.
and i'm British heh
3-1 Germany!
Good Portugal goal!
and a nano-friedman is...well let's just say it's smaller than his mustache.
Toby's a racist little prick.
He can't stand the idea of someone having sex with someone not of the same race.
He finds the thought of me and Kimiko-san getting it on "nauseating".
Choke on it, you little racist turd!
<Nelson Muntz>"HA-ha! You're a pathetic loser!"</Nelson Muntz>
How many Bayhs does it take to make a Friedman?
Four.
E.g., Ivy League lawyers assume they are elite by station because of where they went to school, not by merit.
Aw, didn't make law review did we? And now we're not summering at one of the nicer firms, are we? Tres diffucult, n'est pas?
Actually, I was right the first time. MS is allowing you to download whatever specific app you want for beta 2 testing.
... anybody here got change for a Lieberman?
-
How many Bayhs does it take to make a Friedman?
I hate the new math.
happy election , i ll be back to laugh at you all after the repugs get reelected..
Yeah, that'll make everything all better!
Ntodd > i m sorry i took offense to "we don t do politics" on saturday
that s exactly what s wrong with you people , never willing to give up conveniance or enjoyment.
happy election , i ll be back to laugh at you all after the repugs get reelected..
Yeah, you're a lovely fucking human being. Let us know when you've found all the answers after your Buddha-like enlightenment in a brothel in Amsterdam.
NTodd, did Toby post after you found that quote? I don't think so.
Nope. Sir Tobes bravely ran away. Or maybe he's just gone to the store to pick up more lighter fluid.
To the 32%, an elitist is anyone who dares to disagree with them, does it in words longer than two syllables and spells those words correctly.
in my spare time i'm a anarchist 
Toby's a racist little prick.
Eschalaw?
my sugarwalls need some armorall.
echoman
Amourall™?
... anybody here got change for a Lieberman?
-
MisterX
Yeah, I got two Bayhs and five Salazars right here.
Yes, you're on the wrong side of the blogosphere. This is the gaucheosphere.
Really?
Thank God!
Now I can finally get rid of these hideous, anti-pants I've been wearing all this time.
Serves me right for not taking French in H/S.
... anybody here got change for a Lieberman?
Sorry, you can't change a Lieberman.
ALLEZ LES BLEUS!!!!
happy election , i ll be back to laugh at you all after the repugs get reelected..
He had to go wank.
Okay, gotta run. But I will tell you all that SP is the smiliest baby ever.
No roof-diving!!!
my degree is in Ancient History too, so bang goes Nutgrinder's theory heh
"Okay, gotta run. But I will tell you all that SP is the smiliest baby ever."
Or the yawningest. {mwah}
E.g., Ivy League lawyers assume they are elite by station because of where they went to school, not by merit.
Um, it's generally the opposite of that, nutsack. A lot of them tell themselves that they're where they are not because of the Ivy League ticket, but because they worked harder than everyone else, especially if they're Republican.
He finds the thought of me and Kimiko-san getting it on "nauseating".
Choke on it, you little racist turd!
"HA-ha! You're a pathetic loser!"
Chris Tucker | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 4:49 pm | #
Your compulsive need to talk about your sexual relationship with a Japanese American woman is rather odd...
What's Res Ipsa Loquitur doing here? I thought she was out eating pierogies.
... anybody here got change for a Lieberman?
Sorry, you can't change a Lieberman.
NTodd, List Wanker
Better change out to Euros or something, man. Liebermans are sinking faster than Bush's poll numbers.
Did someone say Sugar Walls?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w...h=sugar%
20walls
this is not gaucheosphere , you guys are center left at best , you know aware but still owns an air conditioning unit.
that s exactly what s wrong with you people , never willing to give up conveniance or enjoyment.
skeptikal
Sorry life isn't all seriousness.
Asshole!
I typed this sentence on a Mac vs. a PC.
"Sorry, you can't change a Lieberman.
NTodd, List Wanker "
Sure you can. He is a Lieberman for all seasons. Wait and see what happens if the Dems score big.
skeptikal, with this call to arms, what are you proposing and doing yourself?
you guys are center left at best , you know aware but still owns an air conditioning unit.
skeptikal
dith has a French cousin.
that s exactly what s wrong with you people , never willing to give up conveniance or enjoyment.
"insufficient data for conclusion."
Germany wins! They're #3!
After all the blogwars, I feel like a condemed man. I have never seen such cruelty in all my life. Must the war continue?
Been practicing for 23 years and couldn't give a shit about law review. Practical knowledge is what counts.
Now I can finally get rid of these hideous, anti-pants I've been wearing all this time.
Nooooooooooo! Those are horrible. Want to hear something more horrible? I've occasionally seen men wearing those clamdigger type pants. Okay, so they were gay men or model types, but they were men. And some of them were wearing them with these bits of heiniousity.
E.g., Ivy League lawyers assume they are elite by station because of where they went to school, not by merit.
Um, it's generally the opposite of that, nutsack. A lot of them tell themselves that they're where they are not because of the Ivy League ticket, but because they worked harder than everyone else, especially if they're Republican.
res ipsa loquitur
And if they're really around the bend, they think they got in not because of five generations of legacy and a grandpa whose a Senator and a trustee, but because Jeebus wants'em there 'stead of in a just fine war that Jeebus also wants, but He wants other people to fight it, people who are lower class anyway, so three squares and a cot work out pretty well for them
No a/c here.
Anybody else shocked that w didn't know that N.K. had built nuclear weapons in the past year. He hadn't been briefed on that. This is how he is keeping us safe.
you know aware but still owns an air conditioning unit.
Can't argue with that logic.
swampcooler here. Have AC but have not turned it on in years.
this is not gaucheosphere , you guys are center left at best , you know aware but still owns an air conditioning unit.
Wow, thanks for the tip. Mind if I shove it back up your ass? Oh, that might puncture your brain, sorry. And didn't you say you were leaving until 2212, when the repugs win again?
What's Res Ipsa Loquitur doing here? I thought she was out eating pierogies.
I don't know. I got caught up in watching Toby get the crap kicked out of him (again).
I take it you are not on your way to meet me?
I'll go to the movie if you want.
E.g., Ivy League lawyers assume they are elite by station because of where they went to school, not by merit.
Jeezus - is that guy back again? He was annoying watertiger with his stooopud bullshit last night. Making shit up, attributing it to us, and then criticizing us for it. All in the same post. Definitely not your troll elite.
He hadn't been briefed on that.
And then he gets bitchy because he's been asked about it for four days.
Not at all, rorschach.
It annoys, ooops! it "nauseates" Toby.
And likely the other fucktard trolls here as well.
And hey, can't a guy just plain brag a little from time to time?
Oh, and before I forget, hey, Toby:
<Nelson Muntz>"HA-ha! You're a pathetic loser!"</Nelson Muntz>
Anybody else shocked that w didn't know that N.K. had built nuclear weapons in the past year. He hadn't been briefed on that. This is how he is keeping us safe.
ql in ny | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 4:54 pm | #
not after i browsed through Suskind's book--he doesnt like to be briefed. he already thinks he knows everything important.
you guys are center left at best , you know aware but still owns an air conditioning unit.
skeptikal
dith has a French cousin.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter
Is he saying that true leftwingers don't like airconditioning? Or that centered people are alert because of owning an appliance?
I'm so confused...
"Nooooooooooo! Those are horrible. Want to hear something more horrible? I've occasionally seen men wearing those clamdigger type pants. Okay, so they were gay men or model types, but they were men. And some of them were wearing them with these bits of heiniousity.
res ipsa loquitur"
Why can't the world just come to it's senses and realize perfection are jeans and a chambray shirt.
gauchos manage to end at the least flattering point
on the leg of either sex. Men in pink jelly Mary Janes should be shot.
Doug > we have our own set of issues here , i m just very saddened by the non reaction to the new aggression in gaza.
as usual the american left is barely outraged when it s billions of your tax dollars being used for this.
Practical knowledge is what counts.
Sure. We hear that from applicants all the time. Most of them are, surprisingly, far less defensive than you.
this is not gaucheosphere , you guys are center left at best , you know aware but still owns an air conditioning unit.
skeptikal | 07.08.06 - 4:52 pm | #
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thanks for clearing that up.
I'll go to the movie if you want.
Curb your enthusiasm!
That is scarier than a North Korean Nuke
Henceforth and forevermore known as Norkular weapons...
i wasnt aware that having air conditioning had anything to do with awareness.
actually we're really pirates and Eschaton is our ship.
yo ho me hearty!
Hey, Terry, even though the Geno's/Joe Vento tempest has happily moved to the back burner, I thought you (and others) might enjoy this tale of a Mr. Special Foreign Man. (My earlier "Store Wars" recommendation didn't go anywhere, but I'm still punchin'. )
The closing line is gratuitous, IMO, but the photo is perfect and more than makes up for it.
skeptikal, I'll ask this again;
What are you proposing and doing yourself?
the scariest thing about that press conference was when he got all pissy at Suzanne Malveaux, and Brooks and Shields agreed that SM was being rude, and provoked teh Preznint.
And some of them were wearing them with these bits of heiniousity. -res ipsa loquitur
A local company in Boulder is responsible for those. And though they look just fine on kids and are very pragmatic, there is not a man alive who looks good in lime green or lemon yellow ventilated plastic shoes. I love the relaxed lifestyle here, but I've seen these at plenty of restaurants. It's just not right.
I have A.C. therefore I am aware.
I'm appalled at the new aggression by the Israelis
in Gaza, and that American tax dollars subsidize it.
But you were too busy bitching to hear that skeptikal.
I love the relaxed lifestyle here, but I've seen these at plenty of restaurants. It's just not right.
They are a near-epidemic here at the moment.
I have air conditioning and it's on right now. So's the stereo and my computer. I live carbon neutral and you can bite me.
No you have AC therefore you are wasteful beyond beleif.
http://tinyurl.com/k6bqq
did someonesay switchgrass?
and Brooks and Shields agreed that SM was being rude, and provoked teh Preznint.
Isn't that what the press is supposed to do?
I made up that word, btw: heiniosity.
Remember: res ipsa made up that word.
you know aware but still owns an air conditioning unit.
Can't argue with that logic. -rorschach
Al Gore flies in jets, so.... 'nuff said.
"I love the relaxed lifestyle here, but I've seen these at plenty of restaurants. It's just not right.
They are a near-epidemic here at the moment.
res ipsa loquitur"
Guys really are in masse wearing those?
What did Malveaux ask Fredo?
Im gonna got out on a limb here: but even bad water is better n dim air.
Brooks and Shields agreed that SM was being rude, and provoked teh Preznint.
Well that's it. I'm going to go pour a drink. When did we get such a precious president? The fuck.
Brooks and Shields agreed that SM was being rude, and provoked teh Preznint.
Well that's it. I'm going to go pour a drink. When did we get such a precious president? The fuck.
i guess skeptical was driven out of the democratic party by the air conditioning issue. poor thing, the party left it behind.
Al Gore flies in jets, so.... 'nuff said.
Yeah, I saw him flying down the aisle one time.
No you have AC therefore you are wasteful beyond beleif.
Better we should all roast to death in 100 degree temps, right?
Whaddamoroon.
No you have AC therefore you are wasteful beyond beleif.
skeptikal | 07.08.06 - 4:59 pm | #
And your internet connection is powered by hamsters in a wheel is it?
Hecate > AC is so inneficient there is no excuse , what you took Shell s little "footprint" survey and you feel good about yourself?
Brooks and Shields agreed that SM was being rude, and provoked teh Preznint.
Well that's it. I'm going to go pour a drink. When did we get such a precious president? The fuck.
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed
Did his majesty's feelings get hurt? Oh the agony!
and Brooks and Shields agreed that SM was being rude, and provoked teh Preznint.
Isn't that what the press is supposed to do?
Monica_A:
Brooks prefers a less combative approach, more conversational, b/c that draws out answers. Y'know, like Bush was so forthcoming, honest, informative and clear in those intimate Tea Time With Timmy specials on MTP>
Al Gore flies in jets, so.... 'nuff said.
Don't forget about how we had EschaCon in a scab hotel.
It's a true case of heiniosity (y,RILcuwtw) that RIL doesn't want to see A Scanner Darkly tonight.
Remember: res ipsa made up that word. -res ipsa loquitur
Should anyone ask me for one word that captures your essence, I'm ready.
Just where do YOU live, skeptical?
Practical knowledge is what counts.
How's it going jack?
Next, you'll be telling us about your collection of "rare" out of print books. After that, you'll be telling us about how you're an airplane mechanic.
You seem to think that putting a different shade of lipstick on the pig will somehow disguise it.
an air conditioning troll. what will they come up with next?
Hecate > AC is so inneficient there is no excuse , what you took Shell s little "footprint" survey and you feel good about yourself?
First of all, your spelling needs a little work. Secondly, what the hell is the point of this post?
Montreal quebec plantperson ,
Some of us here have A.C., others D.C.
Oh now Hecate you don't mean that. Experience is the best teacher.
You're just pissed at me because I think Richardson is a better candidate in '08 than Hillary.
And your internet connection is powered by hamsters in a wheel is it?
rorschach
BOW before the mighty hamsters!
We have two (passed out atm from the 100 degree heat).
Eli, I haven't heard from her yet, but it's a busy weekend here in The Great Black Hole Of Culture known as Connecticut (Mashuntucket for Lieberman speaks with forked tongue).
Guys really are in masse wearing those?
People are wearing them en masse, guys included. They are almost the new flip-flop.
I have air conditioning and it's on right now. So's the stereo and my computer. I live carbon neutral and you can bite me.
Hecate
Well if the measure of elitism is owning an airconditioner, I must be super elite. I've got two.
Is the scary music gone? Is it?
i think "heiniosity" is a valuable addition the language. now, where are those darn plastic shoes?
Should anyone ask me for one word that captures your essence, I'm ready.
Scrumtrilescent.
this is not gaucheosphere , you guys are center left at best , you know aware but still owns an air conditioning unit.
I also own a wireless radio machine, but almost never cook with a meat thermometer. And use refrigerated jelly, but not when the telephone device is ringing.
So, do you burn a lot of incense down in your bunker, or do you just eventually get used to the smell?
Brooks prefers a less combative approach, more conversational, b/c that draws out answers.
Like the one the press took during Lewinsky-gate.
Oh, the tattered neligee of the proud stinky heartland is back!!!! Yippeee!
Too delicious not to post about
in 1984, I watched him [George W. Bush] perform (with the enthusiasm of homosexual male who had done this many times before) a homosexual act on another man, namely Victor Ashe. Victor Ashe is the current Ambassador to the nation of Poland
What did Malveaux ask Fredo?
res ipsa loquitur
If, given that he hasn't changed his NK policy in six years and things have only gotten worse, maybe he should change that policy.
The only president we've got responded:
"I don't know Suzanne. Maybe you know more about reducing nucular weapons than I do" and after some incoherent rambling: "I know some people don't see North Korea as a serious issue, but I do".
So of course, journamalistic etiquette was the appropriate matter for discussion,.
skeptikal is of course commenting on a pedal-powered computer.
so for someone like me, 20 and my life is still ahead of me but according to Nutgrinder I don't have a valid opinion as i have not had any pratical experience.
okQ
this is not gaucheosphere , you guys are center left at best , you know aware but still owns an air conditioning unit.
Your speak intrigues me. What language is this, sirrah?
europeans who rant about AC always amuse me. Much of the US has the biggest temperature spread on the planet (there are hotter places and colder places, but no places with summers as hot and winters as cold both)
I should say my last post came from Gilliard originally.
Kenosha,
Not only do I WANT to see it, I am looking up the times/locations right now.
Hold please ...
i think dissing air conditioning is heiniositous. (RIL, 2006)
an air conditioning troll. what will they come up with next?
Have you heard my "hat" theory?
I believe that as part of their initiation process, new trolls must pick a word or phrase out of a hat, and then troll obsessively about that word or phrase for not less than 24 hours.
plant man ribald in his garden fury
I thought the best part of the presser was when the Gibbering Pseudo-Simian flat-out called 'false' the reports the CIA's bin Laden unit had been deactivated...
six months ago...
what a lying, sleazy, ass-licking little piece of shit is our bushbaby...
"I don't know Suzanne. Maybe you know more about reducing nucular weapons than I do" and after some incoherent rambling: "I know some people don't see North Korea as a serious issue, but I do".
The stupidosity of this man (if you guys can make up words, so can I.)
that s what i thought you guys are what we call "gauche-caviare"
i can t beleive the right wing calls this blog "extremist"
mouaha
The problem isn't modernity in terms of devices and pollution or waste. It is the failure to go past just good enough and truly engineer things to be efficient including using alternative sources. It happens, but not fast enough and definitely without committment. I can't see any reason that cars cannot be made across the board with real fuel efficiency and quality. It all comes down to profit and desire.
"I don't know Suzanne. Maybe you know more about reducing nucular weapons than I do"
She probably does.
And of course you don't heat your home in Montreal being so better-than-God and all, right?
WHOOO HOOO!!! LABRON JAMES IS STAYING IN CLEVELAND!!!
ok not reading the thread, but just piping in,
i was out on the porch doin' my general crack'n a beer, firin' up a smoke and think'n even if kerry had won we wouldn't be leaving for 20 bidens. by god, that's where the earl is.
and even as i was working on the dead animal project (this is topsecret, and i can't say anything more about it) i realized, if you drive (and you probably do) your responsible.
and then there is that whole israeli thing. welcome to armegeddon.
1 Jagoff = 2 Assclowns
Please correct my math if I'm wrong.
Brooks and Shields agreed that SM was being rude, and provoked teh Preznint.
Well that's it. I'm going to go pour a drink. When did we get such a precious president? The fuck.
Remember the delicate way they treated Clinton? Remember the invariable respect and politeness?
Later bats. I have to go put food on my family.
They are almost the new flip-flop.
BenniferII were here shooting a movie last summer (Catch and Release, likely to suck), and she apparently bought a pair for everyone involved.
i know it s a leep for all you trust fund kids but do read on the subject , it s sort of important.
http://www.motherjones.com/
mojob...th_airco_1.html
Im gonna got out on a limb here: but even bad water is better n dim air.
dith | 07.08.06 - 5:00 pm | #
Quick! Hand me the saw!
I also own a wireless radio machine, but almost never cook with a meat thermometer. And use refrigerated jelly, but not when the telephone device is ringing.
I love Mr Burns-speak
I'm sure I'll be able to decipher for myself which is the velocirator and which the deceleratrix!!
plantsman bored to tears with dith's witless wordplay.
woody. how is the monsoon oner there? i have mushrooms coming up outside my door. over the mountains a juniper jungle is taking root.
WHOOO HOOO!!! LABRON JAMES IS STAYING IN CLEVELAND!!!
But the Browns will still suck.
I should say my last post came from Gilliard originally.
Attaturk - 5:05 pm
my guess is that the Gibbering Pseudo-Simian sampled the Brown Sugah down in the Deep Ellum district of Dallas when he was in high-school, and always wanted more...Condi's just his style, with that gap between her teeth just big enough for his pencil dick...
i know it s a leep for all you trust fund kids
Fuck off, you condescending twit. Or at a minimum, learn how to enter a conversation without pissing people off.
I believe that as part of their initiation process, new trolls must pick a word or phrase out of a hat
I heard something about an initiation and a hat, but they weren't pulling things out of it.
you re all happy to rail against hummers but you don t see the elephant in the room...
"About 5.5 percent of the gasoline burned annually by America's cars and light trucks -- 7 billion gallons -- goes to run air-conditioners."
http://www.alternet.org/envirohe...rohealth/37882/
plant man lash out, sound and fury, in the garden
Kenosha: here.
I heard something about an initiation and a hat, but they weren't pulling things out of it.
JeffCO
What? Matt Drudge did what...? Oh grosssssss
All this You Tubing today has left me spent, sated, and tired.
I think my trust-funded, queen size bed with southwestern frame and beige sheets is calling me for a nap.
It is 5:05, after all.
Olaf, this isn't the 'real' monsoon...
i dunno where this rain/humidity's comin from
our 'monsoon' is usually characterised by late-afternoon/early evening thunder-showers starting over the western mountains...
i'm not complainin' though...god knows we need the rain...
Nah - Trolls are greeted as liberators here.
in the garden is quiet and peace.
plant man lash out, sound and fury, in the garden
dit
dith is Chauncy Gardner
skeptikal is right. We need to shut off the ACs and go for a swim instead.
Who's with me?
The Mirror reports that Lake Brancholinskie in Wielkopolska was transformed from freshwater to 30% alcohol from the spillage. "Farmers and workers from Wielkopolska. in in Poland rushed to fill their boots with the brew - three times the strength of wine. A 71-year-old woman, who lives near Lake Bracholinskie, said: "If God doesn't help, everyone will be a drunkard with only a hole where the lake was."
Did anybody say Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla?
I want you all to know that I will be funding the rest of all of our lives out of my trust fund. It is so big that it will also end world poverty, bring freedom to Iraq, and keep Holden in ponies until the last air conditioner on planet earth has spewed its last.
What? Matt Drudge did what...? Oh grosssssss
Actually, he has a thing for eggs. No, you don't want to know.
Bea Arthur in the Star Wars Hikaday Special?
OK as long as Adrienne Barbeau is Princess Leia.
Kenosha: here.
Given those show times, I think I would actually rather see it tomorrow afternoon...?
Vicky did your hero al gore mention the problem of AC overuse in the US in his little movie?
5.5% -- My Stars and Garters!!!
How much oil and natural gas does Canada burn for heat?
i know it s a leep for all you trust fund kids but do read on the subject , it s sort of important.
you, on the other hand, are cheap-jack trailer trash...betrayed by your inability to properly spell one-syllable words...and your two grand-parents...
Actually, he has a thing for eggs. No, you don't want to know.
Little Boots
Oh, I memember that: From his non-gay boy date with Andrew Sullivan, wasn't it?
they fill their boots with the brew? and then drink it? ewwwww.
and then there is that whole israeli thing. welcome to armegeddon.
Please refer to it by its proper name: The Unmentionable Event.
Oh, I memember that: From his non-gay boy date with Andrew Sullivan, wasn't it?
Well, his non-date was with David Brock. They never got to the Egg Stage.
OK as long as Adrienne Barbeau is Princess Leia.
Johnny C. Lately | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 5:12 pm | #
word. even with doughnut hair.
Drudge likes to rub eggs on himself in the shower.
Hemce he's called the eggman.
but I wouldn't live next door to him.
Atrios
I wouldn't mind.
Even at 40% wastage I'd save a *lot* on Alpo.
I heard something about an initiation and a hat, but they weren't pulling things out of it.
I heard they were all wearing Gauchos and Jellys, smoking haughty Gallois and call us over-Fridigaired louts.
But I could be wrong.
Because much to my horror, turns out I'm just po' dumb 'Murrican lefty Trustifarian, so WTF do I know about anything?
skeptikal won't cop to it's own use of fossil fuels for heat. A regular Ghandi, that one.
Even at 40% wastage I'd save a *lot* on Alpo.
You would feed your dogs tainted meat?
garden is obscene, rioting, growing, subsuming, consumption, fornicating, roots in the soil, deep into tissue mist of ancient time. if it could even the most delicate plant would consume you. it's so natural its unnatural. to a dim ear and eye it is. bounces off in dimless reflection. fog bounded on all sides like fetid benedictions.
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarinho >
je ne parlerais pas trop vite espece de gros porc 'ricain.
Given those show times, I think I would actually rather see it tomorrow afternoon...?
I could do that, but not until after about 3 PM. I could do the 3:05 @ Lincoln Square.
Sorry about my misspelled post.
Thinking about Abrienne Barbeau always messes up my hands.
Adrienne Barbeau's performance in CannonBall Run was exquisite and understated. You never caught her acting as she pulled the zipper of her jumpsuit down to dazzle those cops. In the moment for the whole movie. That's why CBR II just couldn't measure up.
I believe that as part of their initiation process, new trolls must pick a word or phrase out of a hat, and then troll obsessively about that word or phrase for not less than 24 hours.
Is dith's word "dim"? Do I win a prize for guessing?
I was supposed to use gasoline to run the A/C????
Why didn't they tell me?????
and dith knows fetid benedictions.
I want you all to know that I will be funding the rest of all of our lives out of my trust fund. It is so big that it will also end world poverty, bring freedom to Iraq, and keep Holden in ponies until the last air conditioner on planet earth has spewed its last.
Ah, but will keep me in Stoli? Because even my elite white shoe law firm may have trouble . . . .
je ne parlerais pas trop vite espece de gros porc 'ricain.
skeptikal
mais est-ce que tu ne voudrais pas aller te faire enculer et nous laisser en paix, petit con?
No one has asked about the most imporant "versus" there is: Shirts Vs. Skins. 'Nuff said.
You would feed your dogs tainted meat?
Eli
Rotties can eat pretty much anything.
Maybe not bdg, though.
I could do that, but not until after about 3 PM. I could do the 3:05 @ Lincoln Square.
Kewl.
u r so negative dith jack grandma gender fuck.
Is dith's word "dim"? Do I win a prize for guessing?
No, I think the whole "dim" + incoherent free verse thing is just his own personal choice of schtick. Don't ask me why.
skeptikal | 07.08.06 - 5:16 pm
Fress Scheizer und sterben, Aschloch...
I was supposed to use gasoline to run the A/C????
Why didn't they tell me?????
GWPDA, Yrate y Yclept | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 5:17 pm | #
I don't use my AC. I just have a really big fan.
Made of switchgrass.
I want you all to know that I will be funding the rest of all of our lives out of my trust fund. It is so big that it will also end world poverty, bring freedom to Iraq, and keep Holden in ponies until the last air conditioner on planet earth has spewed its last.
Damn my stupid parents! If they'd only founded a hotel chain when they had a chance I could be bitchin about the Estate Tax right now!
blogger ethics - WTF is blogger ethics?
i'm just a skint student
plant man no peace from that garden, only garden is the one eve walked in, only in imagination does the garden you seek live
blogger ethics - WTF is blogger ethics?
Johnny C. Lately
What we get at the end of the Eternal September.
Aren't we supposed to conclude that being villified by the right and belittled by true leftists like skeppie means we're doing everything right? /Tweety
people got by without a/c until fairly recently.
Ah, but will keep me in Stoli? Because even my elite white shoe law firm may have trouble . . . .
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed
There are many of us here in the potato-growing parts of the continent who would be more than happy to share receipts with you, chere Hecate....
Here's how you ease the pain of the Estate Tax: Life Insurance.
people got by without a/c until fairly recently. -gary in fl
Most of those people are now dead.
There are many of us here in the potato-growing parts of the continent who would be more than happy to share receipts with you, chere Hecate....
GWPDA
Bathtub Stoli!! now that people-power boozin'!
Sign me up.
people got by without a/c until fairly recently.
gary in fl
Overweight people feel the heat worse.
The West in general but North AMerica in particular has been getting fatter.
Eaating less would help solve three problems at once.
Ah, but will keep me in Stoli? Because even my elite white shoe law firm may have trouble . . . .
If Stoli is part of the rest of your life, then, yes, it will. It will cover everything, especially air conditioning (which, by the way, is the greatest invention of the twentieth century after mass vaccination).
plants respond well to me. I keep a quiet watchful eye for subtle signals. my garden is very small now, so i can tend it fully. you have not seen my garden, your opinion is irrelevant.
I believe that as part of their initiation process, new trolls must pick a word or phrase out of a hat
That word is never "deficit."
i'm just a skint student
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek |
Time for another Britishism lesson, Moonboo...skint?
Brooks prefers a less combative approach, more conversational, b/c that draws out answers. Y'know, like Bush was so forthcoming, honest, informative and clear in those intimate Tea Time With Timmy specials on MTP
DemByDefault
mark shields should be shot for agreeing with him. and tho it pains me to say so, hats off to suzanne, bravo. in other words,
"WTF have you been doing for 5 plus years Mr.Fuckwit?"
you dont need a/c in florida so much.
skint?
Diane
Broke, busted, poor, impoverished.
Do people at White Shoe law firms really wear white shoes? Or do they wear dark shoes with white spats? Or do they wear crocs?
people got by without a/c until fairly recently.
Also antibiotics.
And yet gaucho pants rear their ugliness every generation since the dawn of time.
Go figure.
If A/C is so good, why do people drive around in convertibles on hot summer days instead of putting the top up and turning on the A/C?
especially air conditioning (which, by the way, is the greatest invention of the twentieth century after mass vaccination).
res ipsa loquitur
Dunno, gettin' pretty sick of it myself. That, and the fact it makes malls and strip centers possible. And other architectural and cultural blights on the landscape.
dith: eve was tossed out.
i wouldn't hire a lawyer who wore white shoes.
Oh, and a/c in Phoenix? Charles Roberts, 1942. Before that? Evap coolers. Before that? Wet sheets in front of fans. Before that? Various indigenes with punkahs....
I WANT A PUNKAH WALLAH!!!! For the environment's sake.
A/C also made Houston possible.
I rest my case. A/C must die!
Thanks, JR
mark shields should be shot for agreeing with him. and tho it pains me to say so, hats off to suzanne, bravo. in other words,
I have nothing against Mark Shields, but he is from another era, and does not see how far things have fallen apart.
What is a "PUNKAH WALLAH"?
i wouldn't hire a lawyer who wore white shoes.
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
I wouldn't hire a lawyer who are a cape.
dith must speak in a foreign language, run it through some crappy translator program and then post the results here.
None of that shit makes any sense.
Or do they wear dark shoes with white spats? Or do they wear crocs?
Leave it to a lawyer to turn a little spat into a big croc.
i wouldn't hire a lawyer who wore white shoes.
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
I wouldn't hire a Texas lawyer that didn't wear cowboy boots.
If we abolished A/C, the red states would lose their influence.
Do people at White Shoe law firms really wear white shoes?
Only with seersucker between Memorial and Labor Day.
Them's the rules. And no open toes!
I wouldn't hire a lawyer who are a cape.
For a case where my life was not on the line, I would just to see him sweep into the courtroom.
If A/C is so good, why do people drive around in convertibles on hot summer days instead of putting the top up and turning on the A/C?
Johnny C. Lately
Ah, a non-convertible person. You put the top down and turn -on- the a/c.... The top's down for looking kuhl, not for beiing cool...
What is a "PUNKAH WALLAH"?
Doug
A brown person of the Hindu persuasion with a large, rope operated, fan.
I'm a lawyer. I've never worn white shoes. Only black or brown.
Rmj, meet skeptical.
The only time I order gin and tonics is in Indian restaurants.
Am I a bad person?
I have nothing against Mark Shields, but he is from another era, and does not see how far things have fallen apart.
Little Boots
Yup. See Broder, David, and really pretty much every establishment pundit. The youngsters take their cues from the old guard, a la Richard Cohen:there is no greater sin than shrillness or {{shudder}} Democratic partisanship!! because after all, Tom DeLay is a fringe figure and Karl Rove doesn't count because Andy Card is from Massachussettts (summary of a Broder column from last year), Then there's the Punkinnhedds, who are just Bush fellaters, obscured by the sound and fury of FoxNews.
Half the time I order a regular Coke in a Chinese restaurant I get a Diet Coke.
Rmj, meet skeptical.
res ipsa loquitur
?
I'm sitting in a building in a strip center right now. We have two openings to admit air: a front door, and a back door.
Nothing shuts this store down faster than no a/c. There is no airflow in here at all without it.
Or was it the cowboy boots? Which, oddly, I never wore when I was practicing law.
skint [skint]
adj
penniless: without any money (informal)
[Early 20th century. Variant of skinned (from skin ) in the sense ‘bested’.]
I'm a lawyer. I've never worn white shoes. Only black or brown.
Johnny C. Lately
but do you wear a cape?
[Seinfeld reference]
The only time I order gin and tonics is in Indian restaurants.
Am I a bad person? -JR
You still can maintain a thin paneer of respectability.
I see Chris Shays and his Merry Band of Delusional Castrati are making they're annual show of protesting how extreme the GOP has become. yes children, you can just smell the mid-terms in the air already.
bounces off in dimless reflection.
i'm rubber you're glue...
You still can maintain a thin paneer of respectability.
You're just trying to curry favor with JR
but do you wear a cape?
[Seinfeld reference]
Capes don't go with my horns.
This is what they wear in white shoe law firms.
You're just trying to curry favor with JR -Karin
I just think it's important to respect others' kulchas.
You still can maintain a thin paneer of respectability.
JeffCO
Baji Gosh, you're fast.
Fresh thread, BTW.
The only time I order gin and tonics is in Indian restaurants.
Is it Bombay gin?
making they're annual show
Haloscan changed my "their" to "they're".
Fucking republican haloscan.
Fresh thread, BTW.
No one tells us anything.
I want a Chuckawalla!
Mac vs. PC
Who cares anymore?
*puts on flame suit*
What is a "PUNKAH WALLAH"?
Doug,
punkah
wallah.
Generally, a little stringey indigene, crosslegged, pulling at the rope guided punkah. A wallah is Hindi for 'fellow'. A washing-wallah, a cleaning-wallah, an ironing-wallah.... I would like to employ a punkah and a wallah.
skeptikal has given us much to think about, and think about it I shall-- in air-conditioned comfort, the speaker's caustic disapprobation notwithstanding.
And to follow up on Atrios' observation, there is certainly a Continental disdain for the Amerikan love of artificial cold and its chief product: ice.
Not coincidentally, back in the day, this was a favorite theme for first-time twentysomething visitors to Europe upon their return to the US. Perhaps it still is. Newly-refined friends and relatives, would briefly but pointedly switch to drinking un-iced beverages in small, modest, tasteful drinking glasses, to demonstrate their solidarity with the refined European nose-wrinkling disdain for Amerikan Yahoos ceaselessly slurping a toxic tide of insipid artificial and sugary beverages out of immense tumblers filled with deleterious chunks of .
There is the obvious correlation between technology making cold enviroments commonplace and wealth; i.e., I suppose that part of the bitter incredulity and resentment for ice-owners stems from the practical truth that ice and refrigeration, including A/C, requires technology and a physical/economic infrastructure to support it.
And I believe that there is a strong visceral moral repugnance towards enjoying ice and definitely A/C. Again, there's a strong economic factor; my parents treated A/C as if it was the devil's handiwork-- not only ridiculously extravagant, but somehow indecent or improper, like a starlet owning an ocelot.
There's certainly a lot of ready-made stoic self-denial; the Good Lord made you to sweat, suffering builds character, pampering oneself is ruinous. But with my parents, this distaste extended even to the use of fans. We had 'em and used 'em, but my mother was horrified when I bought a small plastic-bladed fan for my bedroom windowsill and left it on all night. It would catch on fire, or I'd get pneumonia.
Yeah, there's an Old-World distaste for refrigeration technology that never goes away.
Little Brøther is right. My father still believes air conditioning is sissified, like men using hair dryers. Possibly even a moral weakness.
would briefly but pointedly switch to drinking un-iced beverages in small, modest, tasteful drinking glasses
It couls also have something to do with the fact that the colder something is, the less taste it has, hence the toxic sludge of artificial flavour and sugar.
Do people at White Shoe law firms really wear white shoes?
No, but I've been seeing a disturbing rash of seersucker in my white-shoe Southern firm lately. Even pink seersucker, which really makes me wonder what this white-haired genteel partner is up to on his weekends.
Generally, a little stringey indigene, crosslegged, pulling at the rope guided punkah. A wallah is Hindi for 'fellow'. A washing-wallah, a cleaning-wallah, an ironing-wallah.... I would like to employ a punkah and a wallah.
GWPDA, Yrate y Yclept
So what do they make of Walla Walla washington? Do they go around asking directions to Punka Punka, thinking they've just made a funny??
Biden's view: Senator and presidential candidate on Iraq war,
Bush's counterattack on critics and Democrats and abortion
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
"It's time to change, not to stay the course, change the course.
The president has two-and-a-half months to get it right or we're
going to be in real trouble ... [Without progress] we will continue
to have Americans killed in iraq with no clear strategy for victory
or two, which I predict will happen, the American people saying,
'Enough is enough is enough. Bring them home even though we know
bad things will happen to us as consequence of Iraq being in chaos.'"
Mac vs. PC
I don't see whay anyone would particularly care anymore, since a Mac these days IS a PC, for all intents and purposes - you just need a copy of Windows now that Macs have Intel chips.
Best of both worlds for a $50-$100.00 premium.
You have to ask yourself:
Are you a Good Leak or a Bad Leak?
I ain't looking through all these threads but bea arthur came to fame and won a tony singing and capering with zero mostel in the original broadway production of a "funny thing happened on the way to the forum." think rosie o'donnel played the part in the do-over of a few years ago.
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Maybe the idea of blogging is getting information from reliable sources on an important topic and posting it; ranting and raving without backing up your arguments with facts is just blogomasterbation.
We have an opportunity to finally confront the right wing extremists on talk radio and Fox News with a powerful weapon: a post that reveals the truth behind the loud, endless rhetoric.
That's what bloggers could do; investigate and post stories that arent being broadcast on the MSM and less ranting.
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