I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
FRIST!
Damn straight!
Get any foul balls?
(That was not a straight line.)
a win is a rare occurrance this season
Um,...hooray?
Baseball is as boring as YouTube Wars.
Let's go Red Sox.
Mary Cheney dislikes the "L" Word:
Late in the book, [Cheney] describes hissing a furious expletive at the TV when Senator John Kerry referred to her as a "lesbian" in the third 2004 presidential debate (she prefers referring at arm's length to "my sexual orientation," as if it were an intransigent military position, perhaps, or a pesky shadow she just can't shake). She was angry, among other reasons, she writes, because "he had used the word 'lesbian,' instead of the more common and politically neutral term 'gay.' "
Was Robin Roberts pitching?
She was angry, among other reasons, she writes, because "he had used the word 'lesbian,' instead of the more common and politically neutral term 'gay.' "
Wha happa?
did someone drown "A Real Photographer" in his fixing bath yet? or perhaps strangle him with a section of hose?
Well, I am a Pirates fan. Unless I am watching the Red Sox.
10th?
.
I have Phillies season tickets for all Sunday home games. I'll be at the Park tomorrow afternoon...
I was at a Rochester Red Wings baseball game last week and some pitcher (Jason Davis???) for the Buffalo Bisons was throwing 100 mile per hour fastballs.
Even if the public 'Jugs' gun wasn't calibrated he was throwing 6 or 7 mph faster than any other pitcher all night.
.
A hissy fit over the word lesbian? Gay is a neutral term? WTF?
She was angry, among other reasons, she writes, because "he had used the word 'lesbian,' instead of the more common and politically neutral term 'gay.'"
"Lesbians" are always angry, form womyn's studies groups, buzzcut their hair, and french kiss their girlfriends in public.
"Gay women" become Secretary of State.
I hope you took sharply-focused pictures, DUNCAN.
Atrios, I know what you mean. The three Braves games I've been to in my whole life were losing games.
A hissy fit over the word lesbian? Gay is a neutral term? WTF?
Give the woman a break. The subtitle of her life is "I Hate Myself FOr Loving You" ("You" being everyone from mom and dad to the entire republican party.)
Nice park down there.
ALLEZ LES BLEUS!
What happened to threadbot, anyway?
My admittedly straight perspective is "gay" means male homosexuals, "lesbian" means female homosexuals. I think the acronym GLBT is a good clue that Cheney is as fucked as her father.
Fuck Bush btw. And please let Fritz frisk fisting flipflopping Frist first!
Oui, Allez les Bleus!
Although some of the old Italian guys in my neighborhood have decked out their houses in Forza Azurri gear, which is cool.
Late in the book, [Cheney] describes hissing a furious expletive at the TV when Senator John Kerry referred to her as a "lesbian" in the third 2004 presidential debate (she prefers referring at arm's length to "my sexual orientation," as if it were an intransigent military position, perhaps, or a pesky shadow she just can't shake). She was angry, among other reasons, she writes, because "he had used the word 'lesbian,' instead of the more common and politically neutral term 'gay.' "
What. The. Fuck?
She was angry, among other reasons, she writes, because "he had used the word 'lesbian,' instead of the more common and politically neutral term 'gay.'
I remember when they used to talk about legalizing "lesbian marriage," which everyone was against. But when they changed it to "gay marriage," everyone was cool with it.
Who the fuck would do this? ...
States Ban Hunting of Live Animals over the Internet
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/
20...overtheinternet
Louisiana has joined 21 other states in banning Internet hunting, the practice of using a mouse click to kill animals on a distant game farm.
The cyber-shooting idea was the brainchild of Texan John Lockwood, who started the web site Live-Shot.com.
The idea was this: Hunters sign up on the web site and pay some $1,500 or more. They schedule a session, then log on at their appointed time to watch a feeding station on the computer screen. The animal that was ordered—from wild hogs to antelope—is in the area, and when it approaches the food, the hunter moves on-screen crosshairs into place. A click of the mouse fires a rifle to kill the animal.
The armchair hunter's trophy animal would then be mounted and shipped for display.
Texas outlawed the practice last year.
Humane Society executive vice president Michael Markarian was pleased with the decision in Louisiana.
My admittedly straight perspective is "gay" means male homosexuals, "lesbian" means female homosexuals. I think the acronym GLBT is a good clue that Cheney is as fucked as her father.
GLBTQ. I was kicked around the block once for forgetting Queer. I don't know what the distinction is because I'm a rank amateur when it comes to GLBTQ issues.
I want Zidame to get one last great tropyhy before he retires. What a football player and a man
I thought gay meant happy...
A click of the mouse fires a rifle to kill the animal.
Well, they got it half right, anyway.
Humane Society executive vice president Michael Markarian was pleased with the decision in Louisiana.
Richard | 07.08.06 - 11:04 pm | #
As am I. Goddamn asshole armchair sadists.
I wish I could quit lesbians.
w00t. Now they just have to trade Tom Gordon, Bobby Abreu, Pat Burrell (as if anyone wants his salary), Rheal Cormier, and hang a giant banner from Citizens Bank Park that says "Wait Till Next Year".
Who the fuck would do this? ...
States Ban Hunting of Live Animals over the Internet
Sounds like how Rumsfeld plans to run the high tech wars he's planned. (Just go and sit in that chair in the field please, Mr. al-Qaeda guy.)
Humane Society executive vice president Michael Markarian was pleased with the decision in Louisiana.
Richard
Tell me that story's a gag...please.
.
She was angry, among other reasons, she writes, because "he had used the word 'lesbian,' instead of the more common and politically neutral term 'gay.'
I know what she means. I went to the video store to rent some lesbian porn. They told me the lesbian porn is disgusting, and that true Texas men only rent gay porn.
I heard gay photographers are OK, but lesbian photographers never focus. Something to do with "wet photography."
I wish I could quit lesbians.
NTodd, List Wanker | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 11:05 pm | #
I just wish you'd focus the goddamn camera when you snap pictures of them going at it.
GLBTQ. I was kicked around the block once for forgetting Queer. I don't know what the distinction is because I'm a rank amateur when it comes to GLBTQ issues.
I guess I'm old fashioned: back in my day it was GLBT, and that's what our Bridge organization always talked about in its literature. And yes, as a matter of fact, I hung out with all the out queers, which is why future girlfriends thought I was queer. And vegetarian, for some reason.
did someone drown "A Real Photographer" in his fixing bath yet? or perhaps strangle him with a section of hose?
His world became solarized, which confused him.
Thers, I challenge you to a duel with Jeff Goldstein's dick.
but lesbian photographers never focus.
Lensbians?
I thought gay meant happy...
Fred
So when Natalie Wood sings that she feels pretty, oh so pretty...so pretty and witty and gay....it changes the whole plot line of West Side Story.
I wish I could quit lesbians.
NTodd, List Wanker | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 11:05 pm | #
A friend of mine once said that he felt that he was a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
I just wish you'd focus the goddamn camera when you snap pictures of them going at it.
DON'T MOCK MOTION BLUR, MOTHERFUCKER!
I heard gay photographers are OK, but lesbian photographers never focus. Something to do with "wet photography."
DON'T M...I'll, uh, be right back.
Only two killed in the Russian plane crash.
I hung out with all the out queers, which is why future girlfriends thought I was queer. And vegetarian, for some reason.
We've seen pictures of your office. No gay man would live in the midst of that.
As am I. Goddamn asshole armchair sadists.
Phila
What's Cheney going to do when the stents in his knees give out and he can't move anymore? That fucker will likely still want to slaughter animals and drink "Dr. Pepper" while on a ventilator.
"Only two killed in the Russian plane crash.
Ô¿Ô "
Considering the track record of Russian Civil Aircraft, that would then be a design flaw. Too many survivors.
(Yes it is a bad joke)
Lensbians?
Eli | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 11:07 pm | #
I hate those lensbians. I think they autofocus men, instead.
which is why future girlfriends thought I was queer. And vegetarian, for some reason.
NTodd
Flouncing about with tofu, were you?
but lesbian photographers never focus
Sapphocus?
What the hell is wet photography? Is there dry photography? Chemicals vs. digital? Porn vs. family outings?
That fucker will likely still want to slaughter animals and drink "Dr. Pepper" while on a ventilator.
Custom iron lung with laser-guided missile launchers.
Only two killed in the Russian plane crash.
Ô¿Ô "
Where did you get that report?
.
Humane Society executive vice president Michael Markarian was pleased with the decision in Louisiana.
Richard | 07.08.06 - 11:04 pm | #
As am I. Goddamn asshole armchair sadists.
Toby must have a lot of trophies.
I love flouncing with tofu. Only in a queer, wet way, though.
What's Cheney going to do when the stents in his knees give out and he can't move anymore?
Pay people to stop by the ranch / cabin / hospital room and take one in the face.
What the hell is wet photography?
I think it involves close-ups.
The Neutron Bomb of YouTube
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5AsqK...earch=bj%
20bear
We've seen pictures of your office. No gay man would live in the midst of that.
Oddly, it was my messy room and the fact that I ate hamburgers that convinced the lovely females that I wasn't queer, despite the fact that I thought Alec Baldwin was hot (this was 15 years ago, mind).
Oh, wow...is this a baseball thread?
You haven't seen where I live. I still have an oak desk on its side amoung all the different parts beside a huge pile of washed clothes lying on the floor. I was a little embarrassed when the AC guy came in, though.
You can feed an entire gay wedding party with only 3 dollars' worth of tofu.
They have caged tofu shooting parties?
I challenge you to a duel with Jeff Goldstein's dick.
That seems to be the most discussed l'il slice of Vienna sausage on all the Internets.
Lensbians?
Many prefer a slower shudder speed to a large aperture size.
wingnut or parody update--
Yeaterday I asked if anyone knew if shelleytheconservative.cam was real or parody - nobody was sure. I read the Inconvenient Truth post again and decided it was parody- after several pages of freeper fuckwad rant the following paragraph appears near the end:
"What’s more, the details of Gore’s wacky theories aren’t as important as the motive behind them. Just think about it. How convenient would it be to have an invisible enemy, that no one can see and that can never be stopped in our lifetime? If that were the case, the liberals would be able to ensure that the country would permanently be afraid and on a war-footing. They’d be able to pass all kinds of crazy legislation because of the ‘emergency’ and anyone that criticized them would be labelled as “unpatriotic”? and a “traitor”?."
Very droll, not drool as I thought at first.
I love flouncing with tofu. Only in a queer, wet way, though.
rorschach | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 11:11 pm | #
I carved a love doll from 60 cents' worth of tofu. It was better then any woman I've been with. And forty-two of my friends felt the same way.
That opens the possiblity of Cheney shooting someone on the face from his laptop.
As reported here on the news in Chicago, Bush comes to town on Thursday to get away from Washington. Mayor Daley, fine Democrat that he is, arranges a birthday dinner for Bush on Thursday. Much kissy-face talk between Bush and Daley. (Dis Patrick Fitzgerald guy is closin' in on da boat of 'em!) Bush gets a bunch of local CEOs to join him for breakfast on Friday, but they all scratch their heads and wonder out loud why they were invited in the first place. Bush has a painful-to-watch 1 hour press conference. Bush does fund-raiser at lunch time for Republican governor candidate, but is told it would be better if he just dropped off a bag of cash for the campaign and showed up late at night when no one would see him. Bush White House tell local Republicans to set up a downtown photo-op for Bush at a Loop manufacturing site on Friday afternoon. Locals inform White House the last manufacturer left the Loop at least a century ago. Thanks for the visit, Mr. President!
They have caged tofu shooting parties?
ellroon lambofascist | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 11:12 pm | #
I know why the caged tofu sings.
You haven't seen where I live. I still have an oak desk on its side amoung all the different parts beside a huge pile of washed clothes lying on the floor. I was a little embarrassed when the AC guy came in, though.
Tear up that man's gay permit!
Where did you get that report?
.
Agent Orange
Reuters, breaking.
Bas-ee-ball has bin bery bery good to me!
Ugg.
Count me in the realm of web site owners now. I just set up a new site that should be online in a few days.
Now all I have to do is learn how to create a web page.
For the record, I have a picture of a canoe up at my homepage. I think it's in focus, but WTF do I know? I'm as blind as a bat--I'm like the Beethoven of the photography world, but less crazy and German.
Ntodd wears tofu bras?
States Ban Hunting of Live Animals over the Internet
But did they ban shooting people in the face over the internet?
I thought gay meant happy...
http://www.superdickery.com/sedu...duction/
39.html
You haven't seen where I live. I still have an oak desk on its side amoung all the different parts beside a huge pile of washed clothes lying on the floor. I was a little embarrassed when the AC guy came in, though.
BAD QUEER, BAD QUEER!
Now make some soup. With bacon, so tigre can enjoy it...
the Phillies actually won
And the Bombers (Bobmmmers!) beat the Argos.
And anybody heard Ruthie Foster? She is amazing.
"Locals inform White House the last manufacturer left the Loop at least a century ago. Thanks for the visit, Mr. President!"
:0 
I was a little embarrassed when the AC guy came in, though.
Ô¿Ô | 07.08.06 - 11:12 pm | #
Had you been here earlier, you would have learned that using an AC proves that you are an evil fascist, so of course you should be embarrassed!
The subtitle of her life is "I Hate Myself FOr Loving You" ("You" being everyone from mom and dad to the entire republican party.)
res ipsa loquitur
Well, really. Can you blame her?
BAD QUEER, BAD QUEER!
...
NTodd, List Wanker
You rang?
Looks like the fever broke. He must be resting.
Ah, the superdickery link.
Here's the famous boner via K&Y:
http://www.superdickery.com/ones.../oneshot/
6.html
Which is more gay, wet tofu photography or dry tofu photography? Or are they both lesbian?
Reuters, breaking.
Ô¿Ô |
This one that says 150 have been killed???
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A plane with 200 people on board crashed on landing in Siberia in Russia early on Sunday, Russian news agencies said, and Interfax said over 150 had been killed, quoting prosecutors and police.
Bush White House tell local Republicans to set up a downtown photo-op for Bush at a Loop manufacturing site on Friday afternoon. Locals inform White House the last manufacturer left the Loop at least a century ago. Thanks for the visit, Mr. President!
No. Frikkin'. Way. I've been away from the news this week. Did this truly occur?
They should have had Bush on Oprah so she could ask HIM why he lied. Oprah, she don't like the liars, I hear.
I challenge you to a duel with Jeff Goldstein's dick.
That seems to be the most discussed l'il slice of Vienna sausage on all the Internets.
Thers, Extant
I was just at TalkLeft.
What is it about Goldstein that constantly has him involved in these things?
He's always in some fucknut of a dispute with someone.
Which is more gay, wet tofu photography or dry tofu photography? Or are they both lesbian?
Thers, Extant
Tofu is the milieu of asexual hermaphrodites.
I also have some filled filing cabinet drawer stacked on top of each other sitting on the carpet by an unused TV. (I'll get around to sorting that out one day...
Which is more gay, wet tofu photography or dry tofu photography? Or are they both lesbian?
Thers, Extant | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 11:17 pm | #
Soy Daguerreotypography is teh queerest!
BAD QUEER, BAD QUEER!
...
NTodd, List Wanker
You rang?
Uh, yeah. Whatcha doin' aftah?
Had you been here earlier, you would have learned that using an AC proves that you are an evil fascist, so of course you should be embarrassed!
rorschach
A/C is resposnible for the collapse of Western civilization.
Well, that and cable TV.
Heh Heh Heh,
Powerful GOP Activist Sees His Influence Slip Over Abramoff Dealings
"The idea that our friend John McCain yelling at me would hurt me misses McCain's position" among conservatives, Norquist said. "John McCain thinks he can't be president if I'm standing here saying he's got a problem with taxes."
Mark Salter, McCain's longtime aide, replied: "Obviously, Grover is not well. It would be cruel of us to respond in kind."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...6070800983.html
So two thugs are going at each other. The must mean trouble for dems.
Aaargh! Cleared ye olde cache!
The "you rang" and "asexual hermaphrodites" anonymous posts were mine.
Good evening folks!
Hey now, stop picking on Incog. Straight men would have a pile of dirty clothes next to the desk.
Locals inform White House the last manufacturer left the Loop at least a century ago. Thanks for the visit, Mr. President!
sout-sider
The RNC wasn't kidding when they selected their 2004 campaign song..."We're Gonna Party Like It's 1899!"
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Soy Daguerreotypography is teh queerest!
YOU SPEAK FOR ME, MOTHERFUCKER!
hello, dears. happy saturday, that is, it still is Saturday here in the PNW.
Which is more gay, wet tofu photography or dry tofu photography? Or are they both lesbian?
Thers, Extant
Batman pulling a boner on the Joker.
Heh. I said "boner."
I really gotta get a life.
Speaking of photos, Phila, you've got mail with Hubert Sumlin's picture. Or should have, soon.
Incog, how's String doing in all your hetero-esque mess?
What is it about Goldstein that constantly has him involved in these things?
He prefers to create drama to distract himself from all the icky stuff oozing around inside his skull.
Straight men would have a pile of dirty clothes next to the desk.
puppethead
That pile is on the other side of my bed.
"A/C is resposnible for the collapse of Western civilization.
Well, that and cable TV.
Rmj, Uncredentialed |"
Don't forget fast food. Slow food is better.
Soy Daguerreotypography is teh queerest!
YOU SPEAK FOR ME, MOTHERFUCKER!
NTodd, List Wanker | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 11:20 pm | #
But only by means of the phonautograph, so we can't play it back.
A friend dropped in, who needed to vent as much as I did. We vented. I now have no idea what's being discussed. Are the really disturbed trools gone?
Aaargh! Cleared ye olde cache!
Dude, post-Stonewall, you don't need to use codewords...
"Wet" photography on plates though not film.
http://www.collodion-artist.com/History/
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"That pile is on the other side of my bed."
Ô¿Ô We are beginning to wonder about you, because of this and the girls who like to stop by, to get you to go dancing.
Incog, how's String doing in all your hetero-esque mess?
NTodd, List Wanker
She's down with the clutter. Provides her plenty of little pathways to hide in and run crazily around.
But only by means of the phonautograph, so we can't play it back.
Damn, we shoulda used wax cylinders.
I'll come in again...
Don't forget fast food. Slow food is better.
EkCenTriK
And comic books. Now that there is no longer a Comics Code Authority, or whatever it was, dogs sleep with cats, and cats with dogs, and all manner of nightmares of Bilbical proportions walk the earth.
Neal Ascherson in a NYRB piece a few years ago said something to the effect that he no longer uses the phrase 'European civilization' to describe the vigorous, barbaric place...
"And comic books. Now that there is no longer a Comics Code Authority,"
That's timing, watching a comics retro on the History channel right now.
She's down with the clutter. Provides her plenty of little pathways to hide in and run crazily around.
I had a sneaking suspicion! Sam loves creeping through my office. And all the dog detritus in the living room. And the unmowed lawn.
Really, felines I think evolved to like clutter so they can hide behind it as they stalk, then pounce at the last minute on the unsuspecting piece of crumpled paper...
Daguerrotypes, piles of clothes, A/C?
And comic books. Now that there is no longer a Comics Code Authority, or whatever it was, dogs sleep with cats, and cats with dogs, and all manner of nightmares of Bilbical proportions walk the earth.
Frederic Wertham, come back and save us!
Neal Ascherson in a NYRB piece a few years ago said something to the effect that he no longer uses the phrase 'European civilization' to describe the vigorous, barbaric place...
ProfWombat
I thought Hitler knocked the last props out from under that idea.
Shows I haven't been paying attention, I guess....
he no longer uses the phrase 'European civilization' to describe the vigorous, barbaric place...
I see it more as Epcot center, only enlarged a bit.
http://www.superdickery.com/ones.../oneshot/ 6.html
Jay C. | 07.08.06 - 11:17 pm | #
Pardon my boner!
""And comic books. Now that there is no longer a Comics Code Authority,"
That's timing, watching a comics retro on the History channel right now.
EkCenTriK |"
When I think about it, it's on cable and the A/C is running at the moment and I had KFC for dinner.
Sorry folks, it is all my fault.
Now that there is no longer a Comics Code Authority, or whatever it was, dogs sleep with cats, and cats with dogs, and all manner of nightmares of Bilbical proportions walk the earth.
Rmj, Uncredentialed |
Oh nooooo! Thor will cut his hair! Hulk will get rid of his strange collection of stretchy purple pants! Batman will run about nude....
Let me think about this...
Dear Atrios:
Please write about the economy more often. Gas went up to $3.22 a gallon here recently in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. It popped back down to $3.12 after hovering at $3.17 for most of last week. Interest rates continue to rise. Employment growth is stagnant. I think I saw two SUVs driving around today with FOR SALE signs in their rear windows. I think it's all going to tank seriously after the midterms in November. Is there a recession in the making?
You know economics. Please write about it. Thank you.
RMJ: do the lions lie down with the lambs, then? Even the rabid, venom spewing ones?
So much for stereotypes: I keep my socks and underwear strategically piled on my closet's largest shelf, which is to say the floor, and I'm gayer than, to use Patton Oswalt's phrase, "eight guys blowing nine guys."
Dude, post-Stonewall, you don't need to use codewords...
NTodd, List Wanker
Oh, Mary!!! *SNAP*
Pardon my boner!
Phila
Heh. He said "boner."
Okay, I really gotta go....
What is it about Goldstein that constantly has him involved in these things?
Some things are just meant to be. The sun rises in the east, George Bush lies, Goldstein cannot resist proving what an utter maroon he really is....
Really, felines I think evolved to like clutter
Not only felines. Many a time I've heard from fishermen that 'Bass like structure'
Got those pics, Karin...thanks!
How was it?
digital, film, wet plate, wet film (whatever the hell that is), daguerreotype. . . doesn't matter. the interesting thing is light.
then pounce at the last minute on the unsuspecting piece of crumpled paper...
NTodd, List Wanker
...or the ankle of any unsuspecting Two Legger walking by....
pity the goldstein. years ago he was amusing and sensible, if leaning too far into wingnuttia.
now he's a sad nutty shell of a pathetic individual.
RMJ: Ascherson so remarked, I seem to recall, in reviewing work on the Nazis...
Hmmmmmm.
You know economics. Please write about it. Thank you.
NealB | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 11:26 pm | #
And while you're at it, Atrios, why don't you talk more about Marinus Van Der Lubbe? And switchgrass?
Given the amount of time I spend here, I consider it my due.
You know economics. Please write about it. Thank you.
NealB
And when you're done with that. Try the biofuels.
Dear Atrios:
Please write about white phosphorous more often. Munitions went up to $3.22 per projectile recently in Haditah, Iraq. It popped back to do $3.21 after hover at $3.17 for most of last week. IED attacks continue to rise. School paintings are stagnant. I think I saw two Hummers driving around Baghdad today with FUCK BUSH signs on their rear armor plating. I think it's all going to tank--or armored personal carrier--seriously after the midterms in November. Is there a fucking disaster in the making?
You know armored weaponry. Please write about it. Thank you.
Pardon my boner!
Phila
It was bad enough that they used that term pre-WWII commonly to describe an error. But did they really have to describe the event as "pulling" a boner?
And comic books. Now that there is no longer a Comics Code Authority, or whatever it was, dogs sleep with cats, and cats with dogs, and all manner of nightmares of Bilbical proportions walk the earth.
The Comics Code Authority actually still exists, though only DC and Archie comics submit their comics for approval anymore. Marvel created their own ratings system about 5 years ago.
Yes, I am a comics geek.
Shit, I should just copy and paste like the trolls. I'm too drunk to take dictation.
Heh. I said 'dick'.
Did the Sultan of Switchgrass distinguish himself today? The world wants to know...
Pardon my boner!
Phila
Something about Batman heading to the library with "let's continue our study of the World's Greatest Boners" just makes me laugh like a bad blogfascist.
years ago he was amusing and sensible, if leaning too far into wingnuttia.
Really? One could indulge in the wanking that is Pasty years ago?
And I thought he was a recent phenomenon.....
Maybe Atrios can use one of these to get off the biofuels schneid.
"did they really have to describe the event as "pulling" a boner?
Max Planck"
Are you really going to argue with the Greatest Generation.
The Best Man at my wedding works for DC. He's an art director. Introduced me to a bunch of editors and touch-up artists and other people, some even quasi-famous in the biz. He always gives me free comix.
Heh. I said 'dick'.
NTodd, List Wanker
spelled it wrong.....
Cats DO lopve clutter. As a companion to two Manx kitties and as an inveterate "piler" of papers, etc, I can so attest. If everything were neat and straight, I think my sweeties would be less happy...possibly even depressed by the stark order of things.
Sometimes what is dark in a picture is what's most interesting in it.
http://static.flickr.com/26/
6147...1a288f1b4_b.jpg
"Some people in New York tell me, 'I don't like air conditioning.' I can see what they mean, because air conditioning is, like, a definite solution to a problem. Oh, it's hot in here. Click. Now it's cool in here. You're right, that does suck. It reminds me a time when I was hungry and ate that food--that shitty satisfied feeling."
-- Todd Barry
Gas went up to $3.22 a gallon here recently in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. It popped back down to $3.12 after hovering at $3.17 for most of last week. Interest rates continue to rise. Employment growth is stagnant. I think I saw two SUVs driving around today with FOR SALE signs in their rear windows. I think it's all going to tank seriously after the midterms in November. Is there a recession in the making?
You know economics. Please write about it. Thank you.
NealB
My sense is that people are complaining a lot less about the current higher gasoline prices than they did in the 1970s. I think the reason is back then fewer people were able or willing to buy gasoline with a credit card. No cash in your pocket = no gas in the tank.
Today the thinking might be 'I already carry $10,000 in credit card debt, what's another G! Filler up regular on credit'
The oil companies know with Bush and the Republicans in control they're immune to any congressional or government oversite and together with the creidt card companies continue redistributing the nation's wealth out of the pockets of the working/middle class.
.
I guess I should just go vent some more, then.
Atrios:
You know tofu, and tofu-related architecture. I saw two SUVs made of tofu today with "for sale" signs in the soy-based windows.
Please write about tofu more often.
Got those pics, Karin...thanks!
How was it?
It was a good time. Hubert is even better than he was 15 years ago-maybe he liked the venue better. Nice mellow crowd, outside by the beach. The local musicians who got to be his sidemen seemed to be thrilled to find themselves on stage with him.
Got those pics, Karin...thanks!
How was it?
It was a good time. Hubert is even better than he was 15 years ago-maybe he liked the venue better. Nice mellow crowd, outside by the beach. The local musicians who got to be his sidemen seemed to be thrilled to find themselves on stage with him.
by the way, a guy i work with has a night illumination flare that his son stole from his employer (united states army). i told him not to shoot it off without me. according to his son it is quite impressive. i am looking forward to seeing it. does that make me a bad liberal?
Introduced me to a bunch of editors and touch-up artists and other people, some even quasi-famous in the biz. He always gives me free comix.
And this is reason enough for me to hate you.
How Toby would look if he wore a Batman suit...
http://www.superdickery.com/sedu...duction/
64.html
It was bad enough that they used that term pre-WWII commonly to describe an error. But did they really have to describe the event as "pulling" a boner?
Max Planck | 07.08.06 - 11:30 pm | #
We've made a lot of progress since then. Now, when you screw up, you can simply say, "I totally fucked up, like the ass-eating jerkoff I am."
pasty blogged years ago back in the day. he was one of the few conservatives that lasted for awhile on my blogroll, then he quit blogging for unstated reasons for an extended period of time. I actually enjoyed his blog enough that I'd occasionally check in on his hiatus page to see if he had returned.
Say, has anybody seen my friend A Real Photographer? How about Seyomour Buttz?
If I confessed I'm too lazy to look up switchgrass yet am curious enough to ask about it, would you hold it against me?
i am looking forward to seeing it. does that make me a bad liberal?
Set it off while things are wet, to not catch your state on fire.
mena!!
whatcha wanna vent about?
We've made a lot of progress since then. Now, when you screw up, you can simply say, "I totally fucked up, like the ass-eating jerkoff I am."
Phila
Heh. He said totally.
The Ascherson article is from the April 11, 2002 NYRB:
http://www.nybooks.com/articles/
...rticle_id=15255
When Theodor Adorno said that it was barbaric to write poetry after Auschwitz, he unwittingly launched ten thousand essay questions. The remark still resounds, not only in Germany and not always in ways that Adorno would have wished it to be understood. But one of its legitimate implications, it seems to me, is that the expression 'European Civilization' should have become unusable after 1945.
...
Evening, Steve Miller still can, BTW.
Heh. I said 'dick'.
NTodd, List Wanker |
no, dear, you said "dict", which is waaayy different. So sorry.
But one of its legitimate implications, it seems to me, is that the expression 'European Civilization' should have become unusable after 1945.
If not before.
When will Gore make his next movie: When Air-Conditioners Attack?
does that make me a bad liberal?
Yes. In fact, your even knowing that military stuff exists, not to mention AC, makes you a bad liberal. Bad, bad, bad. Evil. Naughty.
And this is reason enough for me to hate you.
Would it help to know that the Bizarro World #1 he gave me got ripped off along with my iPod last time I flew through LGA?
no, dear, you said "dict", which is waaayy different. So sorry.
Dam, I fuct that up, dint I?
flory!! Thanks for responding, I was about to leave. I guess I'm tired of venting about my rotten kid. Wanna bag on repukes? Those guys are nuts.
by the way, a guy i work with has a night illumination flare that his son stole from his employer (united states army). i told him not to shoot it off without me. according to his son it is quite impressive. i am looking forward to seeing it. does that make me a bad liberal?
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
Where do you live? You might make Canada invade...
no, dear, you said "dict", which is waaayy different. So sorry.
Sarah Deere | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 11:36 pm | #
Is it better to dick or to be dict?
Depends on my mood, personally.
i am looking forward to seeing it. does that make me a bad liberal?
No, it makes you a guy.
How Toby would look if he wore a Batman suit...
http://www.superdickery.com/sedu...sedu...duction/
64.html
Richard | 07.08.06 - 11:34 pm | #
I'm sorry...this is really funny
BTW, I learned tonite that 'absofuckinglutely' is NOT a real word in English.
This has been a Pubic Srevice Announcemente.
Depends on my mood, personally.
rorschach
not having one, dear, I can't say. It's completely your call.
I guess I'm tired of venting about my rotten kid.
He's not rotten. Just 19.
Allez les Bleus!
Would it help to know that the Bizarro World #1 he gave me got ripped off along with my iPod last time I flew through LGA?
Yes.
And I have to confess, I've deleted all your playlists.
Pubic Srevice Announcemente
NTodd is speaking Italian or Drunknese?
BTW, I learned tonite that 'absofuckinglutely' is NOT a real word in English.
What is it a real word in?
'absofuckinglutely' is NOT a real word in English.
yet...yet...it really should be.
Phila: no argument from me...
Wonder Woman fights off a giant yellow phallus monster...
http://www.superdickery.com/bond...bondage/
18.html
Depends on my mood, personally.
rorschach | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 11:38 pm | #
We've got to stop Rorschach! Those boner crimes are making us look bad! And I'm worried about the boner he's readying for me!
Depends on my mood, personally.
rorschach | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 11:38 pm | #
We've got to stop Rorschach! Those boner crimes are making us look bad! And I'm worried about the boner he's readying for me!
BTW, I learned tonite that 'absofuckinglutely' is NOT a real word in English.
==
Dope. It's "absodamnfuckinglutely."
When will Gore make his next movie: When Air-Conditioners Attack?
ellroon lambofascist
"My fellow Earthicans, as I discuss in my book Earth In The Balance and the much more popular Harry Potter And The Balance Of Earth, we need to defend our planet against pollution. As well as dark wizards."
-- First Emperor of the Moon, Al Gore's Head, Futurama
Missed the A/C thing.
Melissa and I were just talking about that.
Never had it until I moved to NM.
It is required here!
(SE TX)
.
It reminds me a time when I was hungry and ate that food--that shitty satisfied feeling.
This fucking slays me.
Allez les Bleus!
The Old Man From Scene 24
Let me guess tomorrow's final score after 90 minutes...uh "0 to 0"?
.
does that make me a bad liberal?
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
no. pyrotechnics are ALWAYS good!!!
Set it off while things are wet, to not catch your state on fire.
Doug, | 07.08.06 - 11:35 pm | #
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now is the time, i guess. i heard on the radio that burn bans had been lifted throughout the state. a lot of people seem really happy about that. apparently lots of people around here have lots of stuff that they have been wanting to take outside and burn, but they couldn't because it was too dry.
I'd occasionally check in on his hiatus page to see if he had returned.
Atrios
Are there archives? I'd have to see an enjoyable pasty to believe it....
BTW, I learned tonite that 'absofuckinglutely' is NOT a real word in English.
What is it a real word in?
Serbo-Croatian. I am not making that up.
'absofuckinglutely' is NOT a real word in English.
yet...yet...it really should be.
Sarah Deere
How can something so absofuckinglutely good be absofuckinglutely wrong?
Depending on just where the electricity comes from that drives them, the ACs are already attacking, seems to me...
Evening, Moonbats and lurkers.
Ned Lamont present as old man runs over people
89 year old driver rumored be working for Leiberman camp.
"An 89-year-old man driving through a crowd at a summer festival panicked after striking one pedestrian and lurched his station wagon through the throng."
Yeah..cause that's what I would do if I hit a pedestrian - panic and keep hitting more. Time to outlaw DWS - Driving While Senile.
And I have to confess, I've deleted all your playlists.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Now I must join the Empire...
going outside to shoot up now. will be scanning all the wunnerful posts upon returning. Not that it necessarily matters! Just sayin'.
Plushie!
Barry from Alaska
She didn't know ratz could have thryroid conditions.....
Let me guess tomorrow's final score after 90 minutes...uh "0 to 0"?
the third place game today was 3-1 Germany.
Which sports do you follow if any?
going outside to shoot up now. will be scanning all the wunnerful posts upon returning. Not that it necessarily matters! Just sayin'.
Sarah Deere
May join you soon.
.
Driving is a huge autonomy issue for the old, just as it is for the young...
apparently night illumination flares burn way up in the sky anyway.
She didn't know ratz could have thryroid conditions.....
flory, Business Manager
Hee hee.
Let me guess tomorrow's final score after 90 minutes...uh "0 to 0"?
.
Agent Orange | 07.08.06 - 11:41 pm | #
you have some sort of point?
We had an old man go bonkers and drive down several blocks of a farmer's market in Los Angeles a few years ago. Totally panicked and froze up. Really sad way to go out.
He's not rotten. Just 19.
NTodd, List Wanker
Department of Redundancy Department...
ellroon,
Wasn't he charged with something and it went to trial? I can't remember the verdict.
He's not rotten. Just 19.
==
Thank you. You don't know how many times I will look at that statement tonight.
apparently night illumination flares burn way up in the sky anyway.
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
And make for great UFO stories.
.
We had an old man go bonkers and drive down several blocks of a farmer's market in Los Angeles a few years ago.
I remember that. So tragic. Ran down several people.
I'm sitting here with a woman to my right who is trying to convince me that "I've got goo!" is something Ralph Wiggum -should- say in a Simpsons episode. By attempting to mimic Master Wiggum saying this phrase. Repeatedly.
What trail of events does your life have to take where this seems like a normal thing?
Wasn't he charged with something and it went to trial? I can't remember the verdict.
Sandy-LA 90034
Have forgotten, just remember his confused face in the news.
Max Planck,
I think it was more like 10 or so who died.
BTW, I learned tonite that 'absofuckinglutely' is NOT a real word in English.
What about 'fucknozzle'?
Which sports do you follow if any?
The Old Man From Scene 24
If I 'followed' the World Cup appropriately this year, am I correct in saying this year has had the least amount of goal scoring ever?
OK if not 0 to 0 how tomorrow about 1 to 0.
.
Yemen is a republic with a bicameral legislature. Under the constitution, an elected president, an elected 301-seat House of Representatives, and an appointed 111-member Shura Council share power. The president is head of state, and the prime minister is head of government. The constitution provides that the president be elected by popular vote from at least two candidates endorsed by Parliament; the prime minister is appointed by the president. The presidential term of office is 7 years, and the parliamentary term of elected office is 6 years. Suffrage is universal over 18.Yemen is a republic with a bicameral legislature. Under the constitution, an elected president, an elected 301-seat House of Representatives, and an appointed 111-member Shura Council share power. The president is head of state, and the prime minister is head of government. The constitution provides that the president be elected by popular vote from at least two candidates endorsed by Parliament; the prime minister is appointed by the president. The presidential term of office is 7 years, and the parliamentary term of elected office is 6 years. Suffrage is universal over 18.Yemen is a republic with a bicameral legislature. Under the constitution, an elected president, an elected 301-seat House of Representatives, and an appointed 111-member Shura Council share power. The president is head of state, and the prime minister is head of government. The constitution provides that the president be elected by popular vote from at least two candidates endorsed by Parliament; the prime minister is appointed by the president. The presidential term of office is 7 years, and the parliamentary term of elected office is 6 years. Suffrage is universal over 18.Yemen is a republic with a bicameral legislature. Under the constitution, an elected president, an elected 301-seat House of Representatives, and an appointed 111-member Shura Council share power. The president is head of state, and the prime minister is head of government. The constitution provides that the president be elected by popular vote from at least two candidates endorsed by Parliament; the prime minister is appointed by the president. The presidential term of office is 7 years, and the parliamentary term of elected office is 6 years. Suffrage is universal over 18.Yemen is a republic with a bicameral legislature. Under the constitution, an elected president, an elected 301-seat House of Representatives, and an appointed 111-member Shura Council share power. The president is head of state, and the prime minister is head of government. The constitution provides that the president be elected by popular vote from at least two candidates endorsed by Parliament; the prime minister is appointed by the president. The presidential term of office is 7 years, and the parliamentary term of elected office is 6 years. Suffrage is universal over 18
Yemen is a republic with a bicameral legislature. Under the constitution, an elected president
What trail of events does your life have to take where this seems like a normal thing?
Nim, ham hock of liberty
==
And you understand that you're too far down that road for anything we say to make any difference, right?
Agent Orange,
Wasn't there some controversy on the news about the soccer balls being new this year and teams were unhappy about the scoring results?
C'mon Agent Orange, are you a Baseball fan? NBA? what sports are you a fan of?
What trail of events does your life have to take where this seems like a normal thing?
Nim, ham hock of liberty
Visit the fever swamps, introduce yourself to a few rabid lambs....and there you are....
What about 'fucknozzle'?
Barry from Alaska
That one's Ukranian.
Mass protest over Mexico election
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/ameri...cas/
5161862.stm
I've got goo?
This sentence is heard daily by mothers dealing with the toddler set still wearing diapers, by mothers of children attempting to microwave their socks, by mothers of teenagers using the entire bottle of bleach for their laundry...
What trail of events does your life have to take where this seems like a normal thing?
Well gosh Nim, I thought it was just because of all those things you did?
Yemen is a republic with a bicameral legislature. Under the constitution, an elected president, an elected 301-seat House of Representatives, and an appointed 111-member Shura Council share power. The president is head of state, and the prime minister is head of government. The constitution provides that the president be elected by popular vote from at least two candidates endorsed by Parliament; the prime minister is appointed by the president. The presidential term of office is 7 years, and the parliamentary term of elected office is 6 years. Suffrage is universal over 18.Yemen is a republic with a bicameral legislature. Under the constitution, an elected president, an elected 301-seat House of Representatives, and an appointed 111-member Shura Council share power. The president is head of state, and the prime minister is head of government. The constitution provides that the president be elected by popular vote from at least two candidates endorsed by Parliament; the prime minister is appointed by the president. The presidential term of office is 7 years, and the parliamentary term of elected office is 6 years. Suffrage is universal over 18.Yemen is a republic with a bicameral legislature. Under the constitution, an elected president, an elected 301-seat House of Representatives, and an appointed 111-member Shura Council share power. The president is head of state, and the prime minister is head of government. The constitution provides that the president be elected by popular vote from at least two candidates endorsed by Parliament; the prime minister is appointed by the president. The presidential term of office is 7 years, and the parliamentary term of elected office is 6 years. Suffrage is universal over 18.Yemen is a republic with a bicameral legislature. Under the constitution, an elected president, an elected 301-seat House of Representatives, and an appointed 111-member Shura Council share power. The president is head of state, and the prime minister is head of government. The constitution provides that the president be elected by popular vote from at least two candidates endorsed by Parliament; the prime minister is appointed by the president. The presidential term of office is 7 years, and the parliamentary term of elected office is 6 years. Suffrage is universal over 18.Yemen is a republic with a bicameral legislature. Under the constitution, an elected president, an elected 301-seat House of Representatives, and an appointed 111-member Shura Council share power. The president is head of state, and the prime minister is head of government. The constitution provides that the president be elected by popular vote from at least two candidates endorsed by Parliament; the prime minister is appointed by the president. The presidential term of office is 7 years, and the parliamentary term of elected office is 6 years. Suffrage is univernsal over 18
Yemen is a republic with a bicameral legislature. Under the constitution, an elected presiden
What about 'fucknozzle'?
Barry from Alaska
That one's Ukranian.
flory, Business Manager
Another Atrios/Eschaton advantage, you can learn a foreign language here!
C'mon Agent Orange, are you a Baseball fan? NBA? what sports are you a fan of?
The Old Man From Scene 24
Is there going to be a quiz after I select one and swear I won't google to show how little I know?
.
Nim, did you go and check out Steve Miller tonight?
Anybody else like frozen Trader Joe's mango chunks? I'll share...
"Well gosh Nim, I thought it was just because of all those things you did?
Jay C. "
I refuse to accept that my choices in life had any part of this.
I think it's a cosmic prank of some sort. Occam's razor, you know.
I am a sports fan of no sports.
I find it silly.
.
No, DWD. Not a real big fan. Plus I saw him about 16 years ago in concert and it was pretty lifeless.
We were at a campground with her brother and sister-in-law's 9000 sisters.
Is there going to be a quiz after I select one and swear I won't google to show how little I know?
Bah! you're no fun at all
America is the land of freedom. If the President needs to use extra-legal powers in defense of America, I support him. As long as he is a man of God and is not biased.
apparently night illumination flares burn way up in the sky anyway.
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
And make for great UFO stories.
.
agave, spreading confusion
Not as many as swamp gas!
Nim, I guess he still is pretty lifeless: just plays his music. But he does it well and we had a nice time.
"My SUPER ex-Girlfriend"
Thanks, Sandy, but it's mango season. Have a fresh chunk!
As long as he is a man of God and is not biased.
How do you know that these two things are true?
By the way, I have scientific proof that all Liberals are Homosexuals.
What about 'fucknozzle'?
Barry from Alaska
That one's Ukranian.
flory, Business Manager
Another Atrios/Eschaton advantage, you can learn a foreign language here!
Barry from Alaska
Time for Monty Python's Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook Sketch.
"My nipples explode with delight!"
Hmmmm....no contest -- where are you located?
Bah! you're no fun at all
The Old Man From Scene 24
The game (soccer) really needs more scoring is my only point.
BTW I've watched more of the matchs than most folks here I bet.
.
As long as he is a man of God and is not biased.
And you will know this... how?
Off to be here.
I've added some more Plushie, Magoo.
Nite all, see ya tomorrow from Miami.
Ach, the Dogz are annoyed that I'm still up. And I just barfed a frozen pizza. I think that's a hint that I should go to bed. Peace, warm fuzzies and unfocused pictures to you all.
[blapt]
What about 'fucknozzle'?
Barry from Alaska
==
I told my friend about that one - I'm afraid he got all inspired to go home and use it.
Oh - I've got some goo for you alright!
Not as many as swamp gas!
J Allen Hynek of the third kin
Will 'o the wisps?.
A real thing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wil...ill_o'
_the_wisp
How do you know that these two things are true?
Doug, | 07.08.06 - 11:58 pm | #
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Because I have FAITH and you must not. Look, he USA mainstream is sick pf elitists like you that fo not consider our fats/
yeah, 'night...
'Night, NTodd. Have a great weekend!
Anybody else like frozen Trader Joe's mango chunks? I'll share...
Sandy-LA 90034
Urk...splutter...too much to work with...comedy stall...!
Wasn't there some controversy on the news about the soccer balls being new this year and teams were unhappy about the scoring results?
Sandy-LA 90034
The juiced baseball conspiracy theorists have a substantial case, IMO. The HR leaders went 40's, 40's, 50's, 40's, 70's,50's,50's. I mean, in McGuire's record breaking year, Brady Anderson hit 50. His career average was 19.
Freedom for all USA patriots. Death for all liberal biased colaberators.
Good night, NTodd. May blurry angels sing you to bed.
Another Atrios/Eschaton advantage, you can learn a foreign language here!
Barry from Alaska
At least the naughty bits!
I mean, in McGuire's record breaking year, Brady Anderson hit 50. His career average was 19.
Max Planck
So was it the ball that was 'juiced' or the players. Do you think the manufacturer of the balls could keep it a secret if that was their intention??? A lot of folks must have known.
.
And I just barfed a frozen pizza.
You're supposed to defrost it AND cook it before eating, silly.
Someone just came in and I couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman. I'll just call her a "dyke" since "lesbian" isn't a polite term.
Goodnight NTodd - feel better.
elitists like you that fo not consider our fats
I do try to not consider your fat.
You're supposed to defrost it AND cook it before eating, silly.
The Old Man From Scene 24
The whole thing?!
.
And I just barfed a frozen pizza.
Jeebus, NTodd. Cook it first and you might not have these problems....
What trail of events does your life have to take where this seems like a normal thing?
Nim, ham hock of liberty |
you don't really want to know the answer to this question, do you?
OT?
Just saw the global warming ad with the speeding train and the guy saying it won't effect him.
then he steps out of camera shot to show a little girl on the tracks!
Great fucking commercial!
Best since the Goldwater countdown...which I did see live, yes I'm that old.
So was it the ball that was 'juiced' or the players.
Something, or a combination of things, was up, I think.
Freedom for all USA patriots. Death for all liberal biased colaberators.
Heartland Hal | Homepage | 07.09.06 - 12:01 am | #
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where do you live, heartland hal?
colaberators
I am not familiar with this word. Please identify the language you were attempting to speak.
Will 'o the wisps?.
A real thing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wil...ki/Wil...ill_o'
_the_wisp
agave, spreading confusion
Oddly enough, it was swamp gas that convinced Hynek there might be something to all this UFO nonsense. He knew it was BS even as he dutifully spoke the words. The Air Force goofed when they hired an actual scientist to do their debunking...
So flory - tired of running the pukes down? I dunno - I'm kinda tired of all of it at the moment.
elitists like you that fo not consider our fats
Wish I was that drunk.
.
Jeebus, NTodd. Cook it first and you might not have these problems....
flory, Business Manager
Wasn't that a line from an early Woody Allen movie. Diane Keaton asks him why he didn't take the frozen pizza out of the box before he heated it.
He replied, "You're supposed to heat them!?"
.
I live in The Heartland.
hey, 19...steely dan.
It's a great night. The casino/hotel I work at has a Dish package that carries FAUX and CNN. For the last three days the audio has been out on FAUX.
Small victories, we take them where we can get them.
I live in The Heartland.
Heartland Hal | Homepage | 07.09.06 - 12:08 am | #
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i meant what state do you live in.
Do you think the manufacturer of the balls could keep it a secret if that was their intention??? A lot of folks must have known.
.
Agent Orange
Doesn't MLB own the sweatsho---factory in Puerto Rico that makes all the balls?
I'll just call her a "dyke" since "lesbian" isn't a polite term.
Ô¿Ô
is that the case now or are you just sayin' that?
I have a friend who only heats her frozen pizza until the cheese just barely melts. The crust is still doughy.
I live in The Heartland.
What city is that in?
I live in The Heartland.
If so, it should take heart meds to remove this plaque.
She was angry, among other reasons, she writes, because "he had used the word 'lesbian,' instead of the more common and politically neutral term 'gay.' "
So dyke is wrong? Get over yourself, Mary.
I live in The Heartland.
Heartland Hal | Homepage | 07.09.06 - 12:08 am | #
One of those places with all the giant porn barns on the interstate, where everyone's into key parties?
Creepy.
Oddly enough, it was swamp gas that convinced Hynek there might be something to all this UFO nonsense. He knew it was BS even as he dutifully spoke the words. The Air Force goofed when they hired an actual scientist to do their debunking...
Elmer, PHD
I've followed the UFO stuff since the early 60's. Loved it, believed, and then found it to be total BS. Ever read Kehoe?
.
i meant what state do you live in.
A state of denial.
I'm serious now...
Are you a Good Leak or a Bad Leak?
This is a question everyone should ask themselves and answer. After all, if you answer incorrectly, you could very well be a traitor, unpatriotic, or *gasp* end up at Gitmo.
elitists like you that fo not consider our fats
Wish I was that drunk.
.
agave, spreading confusion
First thing that crossed my mind. That's just what we need, Blotto the troll...
is that the case now or are you just sayin' that?
Sarah Deere
That's what Mary Cheney said.
I live in The Heartland.
Heartland Hal | Homepage | 07.09.06 - 12:08 am | #
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i meant what state do you live in.
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
He lives in a blue state. Obviously.
Sometimes these trolls remind me of "Bob Roberts". That's not a good thing. Not a good thing at all.
Doesn't MLB own the sweatsho---factory in Puerto Rico that makes all the balls?
Elmer, PHD
From what I've read, they don't own them outright, but the contracts are extremely tightly controlled. I think a plant Haiti made the baseballs for the year Big Mac "saved baseball".
I have another friend who orders his pizza without the sauce.
My, what a popular misspellinatering.
Unless, of course, one is is railing against soft drinks, which could be spelled "cola-berater," which, apparently, is a somewhat German thing to say.
That's what Mary Cheney said.
If Mary Cheney were a clitoris, her dad would be its scarred nagua hide sheath.
That's what Mary Cheney said.
Ô¿Ô
oh, well, yeah. She's the "authori-teh", eh?
So sorry to be so out of step.
I have another friend who orders his pizza without the sauce.
Then what's the point?
I have another friend who orders his pizza without the sauce.
I order mine without tomatoes or tomato sauce.
"Sometimes these trolls remind me of "Bob Roberts". That's not a good thing. Not a good thing at all.
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker"
A very prescient movie.
However, it's not so funny now that the satire has trumped reality.
Jack Black in that movie was an over-the-top junior wingnut parody. Now, your average comment thread here is infested with them. But worse.
heartland hal, surely you have heard of states. you know, the united states of america, state's rights. which state do you live in?
factory in Puerto Rico that makes all the balls?
Elmer, PHD
My balls were made in Puerto Rico, too. It's a lot cheaper down there.
colaberators
I am not familiar with this word. Please identify the language you were attempting to speak.
Snow, Deposing Kos
I think its a wingnut synonym for carbuerator.
Heartland has something against the internal combustion engine.
"She was angry, among other reasons, she writes, because "he had used the word 'lesbian,' instead of the more common and politically neutral term 'gay.'"
So what's her beef with Edwards?
Jack Black in that movie was an over-the-top junior wingnut parody. Now, your average comment thread here is infested with them. But worse.
And without the charm.
I order mine without tomatoes or tomato sauce.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 07.09.06 - 12:14 am | #
Echidne, were you saying you were vegan on one thread? 'Cause one of those chocolates I sent you had milk, I think...
I live in South Dakota, which is more like the Spleenland.
No, seriously, tell me what's wrong with the composition, or why I shouldn't have gone with a motion blur?
NTodd, List Wanker | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 10:57 pm | #
OMG. Are you still sticking to your guns that your inability to focus properly is some sort of an artistic expression?
Your skills are laughable.
My balls were made in Puerto Rico, too. It's a lot cheaper down there.
Phila
But are they juiced? Moreover, do they have a cushioned cork center?
Your skills are laughable.
A Real Photographer | 07.09.06 - 12:15 am | #
But...but...Ntodd's got a PhD and repairs airplanes!
Late Night
Hey, the Phillies actually won a game I attended.
-Atrios 10:51 PM
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Amazing post. Such insight. Is anyone surprised the traffic is slipping and Malkin has a bigger audience?
i myself live in the only state named after a foreign country, for instance. what state do you live in, hal?
There was a wingnut radio host who said earlier this afternoon that you can rid meat of Mad Cow just by cooking it throughly. They just make up chit they don't know about everything.
So flory - tired of running the pukes down? I dunno - I'm kinda tired of all of it at the moment.
mena
Yeah. I'm pretty worried actually that a lot of us are just gonna say "fuck it" and stay home in November.
I'm gonna do some GOTV in the fall.
"Amazing post. Such insight. Is anyone surprised the traffic is slipping and Malkin has a bigger audience?
Concerned"
Good thing you're around to help keep those traffic numbers up!
Is there really a difference between the terms lesbian and gay? I've always thought they were interchangeable when speaking about gay women. Is there a taboo in the gay community against using the term lesbian? I like to know if there is a preferred term or if Mary is full of shit. I think it's the latter.
I live in a red state.
Echidne, were you saying you were vegan on one thread?
I'm not vegan. I've nearly finished the chocolates.
A Real Photographer, where can we view your pictures?
I've been posting my work, now show us an example of how true art should look by posting your examples.
I think its a wingnut synonym for carbuerator.
Damn. I was hoping it was something that dispenses a carbonated mixer for liquor.
My balls were made in Puerto Rico, too. It's a lot cheaper down there.
Phila
For a second there I thought jack was back.
OMG. Are you still sticking to your guns that your inability to focus properly is some sort of an artistic expression?
Yeah, NTodd...who do you think you are, Michael Kenna?
colaberators
I am not familiar with this word. Please identify the language you were attempting to speak.
Snow, Deposing Kos
I think its a wingnut synonym for carbuerator.
Heartland has something against the internal combustion engine.
flory, Business Manager
I thought he was referring to "liberal calibrators," and I agree that rigid precision is desirable in this regard.
But are they juiced? Moreover, do they have a cushioned cork center?
Max Planck
I'll just interject here that NFL experts are VERY excited that this year, officials will allow players to handle the game balls before playoff games. Don't know the significance -grip or whatnot- but it did lead to several articles with things like "Peyton Manning, for one, can't wait to get his hands on those pregame balls."
Damn "boner" link has me all 12-year old for some reason...
Here's one (oh, no, it's another YouTube, but short) for Mary Cheney, before I hit the sack. Anyone who watches Boston Legal has seen it.
http://tinyurl.com/p36z5 (hope TinyURL works with those long search links)
Is there really a difference between the terms lesbian and gay? I've always thought they were interchangeable when speaking about gay women. Is there a taboo in the gay community against using the term lesbian? I like to know if there is a preferred term or if Mary is full of shit. I think it's the latter.
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker | 07.09.06 - 12:17 am | #
Rugmuncher is my preference.
I live in a red state.
Ô¿Ô, Heartland Incog
As do I. Military too. And many here seem pissed off. Why that, I wonder?
I've followed the UFO stuff since the early 60's. Loved it, believed, and then found it to be total BS. Ever read Kehoe?
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agave, spreading confusion
That's pretty much my trajectory, except I keep an open mind now, as opposed to being a True Believer. I think it was Betty and Barney Hill that started me wondering. Yeah, I read Keyhoe, Ruppelt, Adamski, Billy Meier, all that shit. In the late '80s, long into my skeptical phase, I went to a MUFON seminar in Houston, with John Lear, son of the inventor of the 8 track. Fascinating, but nothing to stir the old belief circuits. And you should see some of the books for sale in the lobby at one of those things. Capricorn One was a documentary? I swear, some people believe that stuff just to have something to believe in, and one crackpot idea aint enough, they gotta believe in all of it. Sheesh...
I'm not vegan. I've nearly finished the chocolates.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 07.09.06 - 12:17 am | #
How are the little square ones...the ones with cardamom etc? They're the only ones I didn't try...
I've always heard dykes say they preferred the term "lesbian" over "gay" but they just had to deal with it since "gay" is how they're usually referred as.
I've been posting my work, now show us an example of how true art should look by posting your examples.
Doug, | 07.09.06 - 12:17 am | #
Where?
Echidne, were you saying you were vegan on one thread? 'Cause one of those chocolates I sent you had milk, I think...
Phila
You Bastid!
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I think it was Betty and Barney Hill that started me wondering. Yeah, I read Keyhoe, Ruppelt, Adamski, Billy Meier, all that shit. In the late '80s, long into my skeptical phase, I went to a MUFON seminar in Houston, with John Lear, son of the inventor of the 8 track.
I used to read MUFON etc 'cause I worked at a library. Entertaining stuff.
Where?
A Real Photographer | 07.09.06 - 12:20 am | #
How about Flickr? It's free, I believe.
How are the little square ones...the ones with cardamom etc? They're the only ones I didn't try...
The Earl Gray tea ones are very good and the cinnamon ones, too. I don't think there's any cardamom but there's cumin. I haven't tasted those yet.
I order mine without tomatoes or tomato sauce.
Echidne of the snakes
More room for the chocolate?
i always just assumed that ufos were secret nasa projects.
Where?,
search for my name in this thread or the previous one.
Where is your portfolio?
I think Mary Cheney is a very instructive study in the ability of the human mind to rationalize its behavior in order to reduce the stress from cognitive dissonance.
If Mary Cheney were a clitoris, her dad would be its scarred nagua hide sheath.
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Christ spinoza. Thta's harsh. Accurate, maybe, but harsh.
Damn "boner" link has me all 12-year old for some reason...
Jay C. | 07.09.06 - 12:18 am | #
JAYC is a fucking sicko. Mentions boners in the same line as 12 year olds. Closet pedophile.
Closet pedophile.
As such, I speak for All Liberals.
That's what you want, no?
Christ spinoza. Thta's harsh. Accurate, maybe, but harsh.
mena | Homepage | 07.09.06 - 12:21 am | #
Mena-pause can't spell.
There was a wingnut radio host who said earlier this afternoon that you can rid meat of Mad Cow just by cooking it throughly.
If by "thoroughly," he means cooking it at 1947.52 °F until it's reduced to ash, he's quite correct.
Damn "boner" link has me all 12-year old for some reason...
Jay C. | 07.09.06 - 12:18 am | #
JAYC is a fucking sicko. Mentions boners in the same line as 12 year olds. Closet pedophile.
Truth | 07.09.06 - 12:22 am | #
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Closet pedophile.
As such, I speak for All Liberals.
That's what you want, no?
Jay C. | 07.09.06 - 12:22 am | #
I have half a mind to report you to the authorities.
Heartland has something against the internal combustion engine.
flory, Business Manager
I think Hal is more into external combustion, as in eat a can of beans, drop trou, flick the ol' Bic.
Does a job on the ol' dingleberries, I bet...
I hate to leave you with the trolls, but it's time to turn in. Good night, rabid lamb chops!
Where?,
search for my name in this thread or the previous one.
Where is your portfolio?
Doug, | 07.09.06 - 12:21 am | #
Dodging the issue. Post a link, rembrant.
"Where?"
On the internet!
well, since heartland hal hasn't told us what state he lives in, i will just assume he lives in new jersey. nothing wrong with that or anything. he is probably still googling to find the name of a state in the heartland.
I hate to leave you with the trolls, but it's time to turn in. Good night, rabid lamb chops!
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker | 07.09.06 - 12:24 am | #
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good night, fatty.
i always just assumed that ufos were secret nasa projects.
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
Only rarely, Aroura, maybe.
Mostly just wacko people misinterpeting the obvious.
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i always just assumed that ufos were secret nasa projects.
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
Only rarely, Aroura, maybe.
Mostly just wacko people misinterpeting the obvious.
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If by "thoroughly," he means cooking it at 1947.52 °F until it's reduced to ash, he's quite correct.
Phila
I want my ash cooked rare. And preceded with some hot water soup, please.
I know the "the plain truth" and "Truth" is not it.
Mena-
Well, Nim is using Leon Festinger's psychology to explain her. And if cognitive dissonance could be quantified, god knows Mary Cheney would be venting it off like an an oil platform vents natural gas. I just went for the jugular (so to speak).
There was a wingnut radio host who said earlier this afternoon that you can rid meat of Mad Cow just by cooking it throughly.
And remember to boil water and rip up some sheets.
The Earl Gray tea ones are very good and the cinnamon ones, too. I don't think there's any cardamom but there's cumin. I haven't tasted those yet.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 07.09.06 - 12:20 am | #
I wandered into a store today that had absolutely amazing-looking chocolate. Perhaps I'll have to put together another care package someday....
maybe it's just the way i was raised, but if anyone had asked me when i was 4 years old what state i lived in, i could have told them instantly.
i remember when you could drive through roswell and not see one reference to ufo's.
I think Mary Cheney is a very instructive study in the ability of the human mind to rationalize its behavior in order to reduce the stress from cognitive dissonance.
Nim, ham hock of liberty
Very well put. She also has to somehow justify her mother's obvious discomfort with her sexuality with the Official Family Position that they're just a big bundle of love and acceptance.
Just like the Brady's except Mike and Carol don't serve a bowl of stunned live kittens at Christmas dinner, and if they did, Cindy and Jan wouldn't eat them with their bare talons and fangs like Liz and Mary do.
good night, fatty.
Truth |
Right back at you, limpdick!
But I must say I take a strange satisfaction in living in a trailer that was made in Roswell NM...
Strike!
http://static.flickr.com/16/
2086...727316ea4_o.gif
I have half a mind
Truth | 07.09.06 - 12:23 am | #
i remember when you could drive through roswell and not see one reference to ufo's.
pretzelattack | 07.09.06 - 12:26 am | #
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roswell is kind of a nice town. i rode through there on my guzzi on my way back from austin. stopped at a restaurant there. the place was decorated with old cars and motorcycles. they had an old moto guzzi prominently displayed.
Perhaps I'll have to put together another care package someday....
No. It's my turn now. What would you like? Newt's eyes?
good night, fatty.
Truth |
Right back at you, limpdick!
Monica_A:One Bad Motherfucker | 07.09.06 - 12:27 am | #
references to limpdick? must be another bitter rugmunching man-hater.
There was a wingnut radio host who said earlier this afternoon that you can rid meat of Mad Cow just by cooking it throughly
Good. Lets ship some British beef to all its listeners shall we?
Clean out the gene pool.
I have half a mind
Indeed.
Just heard a funny line:
"Phony as a Chappaquiddick neckbrace."
What happened to threadbot, anyway?
Randolph Carter | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 11:02 pm | #
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Threadbot is over at YouTube. I think he's still looking at the Bea Arthur pr0n.
Now where are your pictures "truth?
i always just assumed that ufos were secret nasa projects.
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
NASA is a project by the UFO lizards (such as Nessie) on the Council on Foreign Relations in service to The Beast (aka "Bigfoot"). One day the History Channel will be able to tell the whole story.
The reason aliens became interested in us and UFOs began appearing there is because Roswell was near where they first tested nuclear bombs.
No. It's my turn now. What would you like? Newt's eyes?
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 07.09.06 - 12:29 am | #
I'd rather have his whole head on a platter, but the eyes are better than nothing.
yeah, it's ok. i was just referring to the way the ufo stuff is hyped. i guess it's like being the beet capital in the midwest or something--i imagine a bunch of people there got together and said, "hey, we might as well make a few bucks out of this, as long as people are coming here anyway."
Strike!
http://static.flickr.com/16/ 2086...727316ea4_o.gif
Doug, | 07.09.06 - 12:28 am | #
How impressive. What an amazing portfolio.
Just heard a funny line:
"Phony as a Chappaquiddick neckbrace."
WalterNeff, Out of the Will
Yes, but you kinda have to flick the moss off of it.
Okay. I am one thousand three hundred and twenty-two yrs old. I am fucking deeply weary of being politically correct. I do the best I can and wish the best to every-fucking-body.
But, please, folks, get over the hypersentivevity.
I ain't gonna call jews kikes; ain't gonna call vietnamese gooks; ain't gonna call arabians hadjis or ragheads; ain't gonna call Irish Micks.
Dont happen to think of any of these people this way.
But, Christ on steroids, can we stop killing one another over this crap???
Yes, I do like that animation. Sorry you don't.
The reason aliens became interested in us and UFOs began appearing there is because Roswell was near where they first tested nuclear bombs.
Ô¿Ô, Heartland Incog | 07.09.06 - 12:31 am | #
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you're an idiot.
Breaking News from HuffPO:
Colin Powell On Iraq: “We're Not Going To Leave Behind Anything We Like Because We Are In The Middle Of A Civil War”…
Translation: Colin Powell continues fruitless efforts to regain soul.
Poor spineless dickless soulless Colin. You'd think when Karl made the deal, he would've explained the terms better. I guess this is why KKKarl uses the Shrubb as a front man, that purdy grin jess makes folks sign on the dotted line.
The reason aliens became interested in us and UFOs began appearing there is because Roswell was near where they first tested nuclear bombs.
Ô¿Ô, Heartland Incog | 07.09.06 - 12:31 am | #
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it isn't really very near the trinity site.
One day the History Channel will be able to tell the whole story.
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 07.09.06 - 12:31 am | #
Nonsense. The Saurians would never allow it.
Okay. I am one thousand three hundred and twenty-two yrs old. I am fucking deeply weary of being politically correct. I do the best I can and wish the best to every-fucking-body.
But, please, folks, get over the hypersentivevity.
I ain't gonna call jews kikes; ain't gonna call vietnamese gooks; ain't gonna call arabians hadjis or ragheads; ain't gonna call Irish Micks.
Dont happen to think of any of these people this way.
But, Christ on steroids, can we stop killing one another over this crap???
Sarah Deere | Homepage | 07.09.06 - 12:32 am | #
Put down the box of wine and take a deep breath.
roswell is practically in texas.
I think Mary Cheney is a very instructive study in the ability of the human mind to rationalize its behavior in order to reduce the stress from cognitive dissonance.
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I agree, and I think it's related to the troll phenom. Some people earlier today were analyzing the trolls and concluding that they were disruptive because they resent our conversations. I think it's a little deeper than that - I think they wish they could be included in a group of like-minded people, but know they lack the skills, whether those are of the thinking or social, or both, kinds. So by disrupting the conversations of people like we here, they get some sort of validation of their personal power, and an illustration of our vulnerability to them. Pretty reinforcing for them, I guess.
Okay. I am one thousand three hundred and twenty-two yrs old. I am fucking deeply weary of being politically correct. I do the best I can and wish the best to every-fucking-body.
But, please, folks, get over the hypersentivevity.
Sarah
Folks were just snarkin' on Mary Cheney's made up outrage (I hope that's what you're referring to...?)
"One day the History Channel will be able to tell the whole story.
Uncle Smokes"
You've completely omitted the Rand Corporation's role in the conspiracy.
Pshaw, I say. PSHAW.
Mostly just wacko people misinterpeting the obvious.
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agave, spreading confusion
Still love to see an explanation of the Marfa Lights, though. It's been over a hundred years, and still no idea. Or rather lots of ideas, but none make sense. Head and tail lights through a permanent temperature inversion layer? Not in 1900, they weren't...
Put down the box of wine and take a deep breath.
Truth | 07.09.06 - 12:34 am | #
It was Terry C who had the box of wine, remember?
I know sexual hatred is making you a bit overwrought, but please do try to focus.
i think las cruces is closer to the trinity site than roswell is.
it isn't really very near the trinity site.
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
It was close enough to that site that the UFO was able to coast and crash after being struck by that lightening bolt but the government isn't saying...
yeah, it's ok. i was just referring to the way the ufo stuff is hyped. i guess it's like being the beet capital in the midwest or something--i imagine a bunch of people there got together and said, "hey, we might as well make a few bucks out of this, as long as people are coming here anyway."
pretzelattack
Roswell?
Right.
Biggest bunch of BS ever.
.
"you're an idiot"
So are you. What is the nature of your grief?
Roswell is where Robert Goddard did some of his experiments (and no I don't believe in "UFOs").
It was Terry C who had the box of wine, remember?
She could shared.... grumble....grumble...grumble....
but please do try to focus.
Phila | Homepage | 07.09.06 - 12:35 am | #
was this for me?
i think las cruces is closer to the trinity site than roswell is.
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista! | Homepage | 07.09.06 - 12:36 am | #
Quite a bit closer.
No vehicle or entity from an alien world has ever visited Earth. It's total and complete horseshit.
Ah, Robert Goddard.
There's a park named after him in Auburn, Massachusetts.
Interesting, if true.
You've completely omitted the Rand Corporation's role in the conspiracy.
Not to mention the Queen of England's heroin pushing operation.
No vehicle or entity from an alien world has ever visited Earth. It's total and complete horseshit.
WalterNeff,
Oh, and I suppose you deny Scientology as well?
Ah, Robert Goddard.
Lots of stuff at Clark University in Worcester, Mass, about him.
It was close enough to that site that the UFO was able to coast and crash after being struck by that lightening bolt but the government isn't saying...
Ô¿Ô, Heartland Incog | 07.09.06 - 12:36 am | #
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well i wouldn't know about that. there is a lot of stuff about my beloved adopted state which is interesting. come to new mexico. the place is fascinating even without ufos.
sprites, or why UFO sightings may just be people seeing something they don't recognize.
http://sky-fire.tv/index.cgi/Pic...es/
sprite28.jpg
http://pubs.acs.org/cen/science/...4/
8412sci1.html
the thing about trolls and thinking skills and social skills--all they have to do is go to LGF or Townhall or whatever, and they could get that social group. it has to be a relatively small percentage that come hang out here, for whatever reason. i have trouble believing they are paid to do it--it seems like they could do more constructive things like political dirty tricks etc. that would benefit the GOP in more direct ways.
"Oh, and I suppose you deny Scientology as well?
DemByDefault"
All of it except Xenu.
That part is real.
Well, that and the midichlorians.
Even though those were from Star Wars.
No vehicle or entity from an alien world has ever visited Earth. It's total and complete horseshit.
WalterNeff, Out of the Will
How do you know? Were you there? Huh?
Marfa Lights
[perks up from lurking]
One day the History Channel will be able to tell the whole story.
Uncle Smokes
You've completely omitted the Rand Corporation's role in the conspiracy.
Pshaw, I say. PSHAW.
Nim, ham hock of liberty
I was warned not to say that! The men in black said they would kill me if I told the truth about...
[REST OF COMMENT DELETED IN THE INTEREST OF NATIONAL SECURITY.]
Well, that and the midichlorians.
Even though those were from Star Wars.
After seeing the Holiday Special today, I don't know what to believe.
No vehicle or entity from an alien world has ever visited Earth. It's total and complete horseshit.
Then how do you explain Jean Scmidt?
This is quite enjoyable. Ann Coulter hung up on by Adam Carolla.
So there's ONE time I didn't find him annoying.
Attaturk |
Anne Coulter is the village idiot of nowhereville.
Well, that and the midichlorians.
Even though those were from Star Wars.
After seeing the Holiday Special today, I don't know what to believe.
Jay C.
We are all the progeny of Xenu and Bea Arthur.
"Then how do you explain Jean Scmidt?
Thers, Extant "
Swamp gas. DUH.
Robert Goddard helped the nazis.
How do you know? Were you there? Huh?
Ô¿Ô, Heartland Incog | 07.09.06 - 12:39 am | #
I hope you're parodying typical creationist counterarguments, rather than resorting to them.
roswell is a podunk town in the pecos valley. if people think ufos landed there, they aren't going to argue.
http://sky-fire.tv/index.cgi/Pic...es/ sprite28.jpg
http://pubs.acs.org/cen/science/...4/ 8412sci1.html
Doug, | 07.09.06 - 12:38 am | #
more of doug's "Portfolio".
This is quite enjoyable. Ann Coulter hung up on by Adam Carolla.
So there's ONE time I didn't find him annoying.
Attaturk |
Anne Coulter is the village idiot of nowhereville.
Mr.Murder
I saw that on a dead thread earlier....is that on Attaturk's page?
Robert Goddard helped the nazis.
On which side of the Atlantic?
Ah, Robert Goddard
Werner von Braun, the creator of the Saturn V rocket, drew heavily early in his career from Goddard's work.
He probably had a poster of him somewhere in his bedroom.
All of it except Xenu.
That part is real.
Check out Xenu's transportation...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Ima...space_plane.jpg
But, Christ on steroids, can we stop killing one another over this crap???
Sarah Deere
Sadly, I think we're still a pretty tribal species. Even if we got past killing each other over the stuff you list, we'd just find some other bogus "differences".
One day the History Channel will be able to tell the whole story.
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With appropriate music, no doubt. Some more Wagner?
Still love to see an explanation of the Marfa Lights, though. It's been over a hundred years, and still no idea. Or rather lots of ideas, but none make sense. Head and tail lights through a permanent temperature inversion layer? Not in 1900, they weren't...
Elmer, PHD
Read about those. 1900, really?
Link for that?
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Cspan 2 has a nutjob on who just crawled out of his mother's basement.
when I smoked, Marfa Lights were my brand. God I miss it.
fuck cowbells. bring on youtube(s).
roswell is practically in texas.
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista!
Growing up in Lubbock, Texas, before I ever got off on the UFO thing, I associated Roswell with tornados, as the old-school radar would show the threatening storms, a menacing glowing mass of green, approaching from Roswell.
Coincidence?!
i smoke marfa non filters
On which side of the Atlantic?
Both. The Nazis wouldn't have been able to build what they did when they did without Goddard's trailblazing, & the early NASA rockets relied on the German scientists.
Still love to see an explanation of the Marfa Lights, though. It's been over a hundred years, and still no idea. Or rather lots of ideas, but none make sense. Head and tail lights through a permanent temperature inversion layer? Not in 1900, they weren't...
Elmer, PHD
Do you know William Corliss's Sourcebook Project? A great series of books listing anomalies of weather, seismology, etc. Kind of like a science-based Charles Fort.
Then how do you explain Jean Scmidt?
Thers, Extant
Or Ann Coulter?
"Then how do you explain Jean Scmidt?"
A flatulent racoon.
marfa lights. ne'er seen em.
roswell is a podunk town in the pecos valley
that's BS, go to roswell and they will sell you a t-shirt$ if you want it, I have worked there several times, and if you think all those people in that town believe in ufos you are crazier than they are.
Cspan 2 has a nutjob on who just crawled out of his mother's basement.
spinoza | 07.09.06 - 12:42 am | #
One of our trolls hit the big time!
No vehicle or entity from an alien world has ever visited Earth. It's total and complete horseshit.
WalterNeff, Out of the Will
Oh come on. Xenu's DC-9 landed in California, or somewhere.
The Phoenix lights were wierd, but I think were just flares.
And some the stories, not believable.
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"Bush's border plan for National Guard hits snag: Deployments are running behind schedule..."
Who'd a thunk it? After six years of Stuttgartian precision....
roswell is a podunk town in the pecos valley
that's BS, go to roswell and they will sell you a t-shirt$ if you want it, I have worked there several times, and if you think all those people in that town believe in ufos you are crazier than they are.
uh, hes saying thats why they will sell you the t shirt, and be happy to take you on a grand tour of the weather balloon crash site.
Corliss Sourcebooks.
The ones on geophysics are especially fascinating.
Just now getting dark outside. There are some things about this place that are truly magical.
A flatulent racoon.
Snow, Deposing Kos
That is JUST a theory!
.
Well, I can safely say that "Pirates of the Caribbean" made my ass numb.
uh, hes saying thats why they will sell you the t shirt, and be happy to take you on a grand tour of the weather balloon crash site.
pretzelattack
What about the big martian octopus from that Will Smith Judd Hirsch documentary from a few years back? That thing was cool!!
I have a pretty open mind about all of it except 'channeling.'
Just now getting dark outside. There are some things about this place that are truly magical.
mena
Hmmm
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Well, I can safely say that "Pirates of the Caribbean" made my ass numb.
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That good?!?
The Nazis wouldn't have been able to build what they did when they did without Goddard's trailblazing, & the early NASA rockets relied on the German scientists.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Good old Project Paperclip, an excellent whetstone for honing any conspiracy theory.
uh, hes saying thats why they will sell you the t shirt, and be happy to take you on a grand tour of the weather balloon crash site.
[thanxx , i spose, for your interpolation]
and take will take your $$ too!
What about the big martian octopus from that Will Smith Judd Hirsch documentary from a few years back? That thing was cool!!
DemByDefault | 07.09.06 - 12:48 am | #
wow i didnt know that was a documentary! the men in black probly made em pretend it was just a movie.
That good?!?
Way too long.
Well, I can safely say that "Pirates of the Caribbean" made my ass numb.
watertiger
Mind numb or buttocks numb, or both?
What about the big martian octopus from that Will Smith Judd Hirsch documentary from a few years back? That thing was cool!!
DemByDefault | 07.09.06 - 12:48 am | #
Man...I saw that for the first time the other day. What a completely fucking worthless piece of shit that was.
i remember watching the x files one time. they were supposedly in roswell, new mexico, and it was a weird little desert town. i was surprised when i went to roswell and found a fairly prosperous town in a fairly lush (by new mexico standards) river valley.
Mind numb or buttocks numb, or both?
more ass numb than mind numb, although some might argue that in my case, they're one and the same.
the men in black probly made em pretend it was just a movie.
pretzelattack |
See! Ya gotta think these things all the way through, man.
My Space chums told me they went to Roswell first, but you couldn't get a decent kielbasa, so they went to Chicago instead
wt - guess I can wait for the dvd. Although it would be nice to get excited about going to the movies. *sigh*
yeah, and paris texas is in a desert too. i saw it in a movie.
i saw it in a movie.
pretzelattack | 07.09.06 - 12:52 am | #
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Nuh uh.
My Space chums told me they went to Roswell first, but you couldn't get a decent kielbasa, so they went to Chicago instead
Lily | 07.09.06 - 12:51 am | #
they probably didnt have that Sambo's back in 1947. pancakes and fake maple syrup at 3 am--and im sure they wouldve served the aliens--they served anybody!
more ass numb than mind numb, although some might argue that in my case, they're one and the same.
watertiger
Good Lord I wouldn't. Your blog, and especially your captions fucking slay me.
ok i have had a few, ok more than enough drinks [hey i aint driving ok?], and on dial up is hard to refresh the screen quickly.
Roswell was cool, I went to the bars I could find..normal, small town, people were cool...no 'truth detectors' in their heads...ooo wait that was the other moonbat limpbulb..
The one UFOlogist guy I kind of like is John Keel. A terrible writer, and a dreadful misogynist...but his theory that paranormal events are part of a conspiracy on the part of alien intelligence to keep people stupid and scared is hard not to admire.
Max,
You're too kind, sir!
Mena,
let's just say that A.O. Scott pretty much nailed it.
Night of the Bouillabaise.
Wait are you saying that Ann Coulter's UFO landed on a raccoon in the Pecos Valley and made it flatulent?
Nuh uh.
mena | Homepage | 07.09.06 - 12:53 am | #
it's true--the opening scene from Paris Texas where harry dean stanton wanders out of this raging inferno of a desert.
I was a bit surprised to see the Pirate movie broke all box office records, but I still haven't seen the first one.
Man...I saw that for the first time the other day. What a completely fucking worthless piece of shit that was.
What, Independence Day? That was a great movie -- I hadn't known before I saw it that you can use a PowerBook to write a computer virus capable of completely destroying an alien civilization's technology.
Besides, John Keel's beard is strange enough to almost believe he himself is an alien.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Keel
"That is JUST a theory!"
DON'T MOCK THE EVIDENCE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Are you suggesting Ann Coulter is more substantive than ass gas?
gah.
Night of the Living Bouillabaise.
and for anyone who wants to argue whether roswell is a podunk town or a fairly prosperous town (i referred to it as both). in new mexico, a podunk town is considered pretty prosperous.
but his theory that paranormal events are part of a conspiracy on the part of alien intelligence to keep people stupid and scared is hard not to admire.
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Whatever it is that's doing it is doing one hell of a job, wouldn't yousay?
but his theory that paranormal events are part of a conspiracy on the part of alien intelligence to keep people stupid and scared is hard not to admire.
WHen exactly did he train Karl Rove?
"I hadn't known before I saw it that you can use a PowerBook to write a computer virus capable of completely destroying an alien civilization's technology.
Thers, Extant "
Also, aliens use WiFi in a format that is exactly compatible with human PCs.
Crazy universe, ain't it.
and for anyone who wants to argue whether roswell is a podunk town or a fairly prosperous town (i referred to it as both). in new mexico, a podunk town is considered pretty prosperous.
Olaf glad and big, Guzzista! | Homepage | 07.09.06 - 12:57 am | #
yeah, ever been to Cline's Corner?
a podunk town is considered pretty prosperous.
Roswell, has more than a gas station. There are a lot of places in the west that a pump is about all there is.
a bowl of cat soup anyone?
http://mfrost.typepad.com/
cute_o...ee_entresh.html
Also, aliens use WiFi in a format that is exactly compatible with human PCs.
Crazy universe, ain't it.
Nim, ham hock of liberty
So...the internets tubes came from Outer Space?
and they all laughed at poor Senator Stevens when he first proposed this theory.
Independence Day also showed how people of all different backgrounds and races and beliefs can come together to fight for justice, except the gays, who get incinerated. A very uplifting message for these dark times.
Roswell, has more than a gas station. There are a lot of places in the west that a pump is about all there is.
Doug, | 07.09.06 - 12:58 am | #
yeah, there was that sambo's, and the military school, and a holiday inn, and all sorts of other stuff.
Since I mentioned my hometown, I should also mention The Lubbock Lights.
Even when I was in prepubescent thrall to tales of lake monsters, Nostradamus, and all the wonderfull things contained in Reader's Digest Strange Stories, Amazing Facts, I thought the Lubbock Lights were bogus--or rather, UFOs in the pure sense of the term:
"Look at those objects! They're flying! I don't know what they are!"
By the way, that book really was so crammed with interesting nonsense. I'm still fascinated by The Faces of Belmez.
Plum P. did I miss your broadcast again?
except the gays, who get incinerated. A very uplifting message for these dark times.
Thers
You just go down to Radio Shack and pick up a Mac to Alien connector cable and Wham! the alien computer is toast!
I'm a founder member of the Roland Emmerich Depreciation Society, BTW.
Heartland Hal. here's a very special message just for you:
<Nelson Muntz>"HA-ha! You're a pathetic loser!"</Nelson Muntz>
Just a coincidence UFO sightings began occuring shortly after the first nuclear blasts on the planet? I think not...
My education would be proof of keeping people stupid, I mean, lol, that we were not educated heavily in the liberal arts..or history.
There are a lot of places in the west that a pump is about all there is.
I've dated women like that.
yeah, ever been to Cline's Corner?
pretzelattack | 07.09.06 - 12:58 am | #
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yes, i have. lots of antelope around there.
Also, aliens use WiFi in a format that is exactly compatible with human PCs.
And they say Jobs and Wozniak are human ...
Also, aliens use WiFi in a format that is exactly compatible with human PCs.
Eh, they just downloaded a patch.
Night of the Living Bouillabaise.
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Maybe I'll just wait for PotC III. Hell, XIIII even.
Just a coincidence UFO sightings began occuring shortly after the first nuclear blasts on the planet? I think not...
Ô¿Ô | 07.09.06 - 1:01 am | #
there were ufo sightings before that, i think.
Oh come on. Xenu's DC-9 landed in California, or somewhere.
It was a DC-8, blasphemer! How dare you try and ruin the credibility of that true to life incident?
Eeek! IMDB sez Emmerich is working on THREE new movies:
1. King Tut (2007) (announced)
2. One Nation (2006) (announced)
3. 10,000 B.C. (2007) (filming)
let me explain =), in junior high, we had a course, mandatory, to rebuild a lawn mower engine...power mechanics they called it..was really quite a joke.
For those of you who drive VW New Beetles should know that Roswell hosts one of the largest New Beetle car shows in the country.
OK
2 nites ago I lost it over my neighbors barking dogs. 1'st my impulse was to go over and pet them, which shuts them up for awhile, But he has a new one, chained up that can not come to the fence.
So I screamed! LOUD!
I used his name, first and last.
"Joe Schome! Joe Schome! Shut your Damn Dogs up! Shut them up NOW!! If not, civil action will follow!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING DAMN BARKING DOGS UP!!! I do not sleep at nite, I do not wake up to an alarm clock. I wake up to YOUR FUCKING BARKING DOGS!"
Silence so far.
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OK
2 nites ago I lost it over my neighbors barking dogs. 1'st my impulse was to go over and pet them, which shuts them up for awhile, But he has a new one, chained up that can not come to the fence.
So I screamed! LOUD!
I used his name, first and last.
"Joe Schome! Joe Schome! Shut your Damn Dogs up! Shut them up NOW!! If not, civil action will follow!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING DAMN BARKING DOGS UP!!! I do not sleep at nite, I do not wake up to an alarm clock. I wake up to YOUR FUCKING BARKING DOGS!"
Silence so far.
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I'm writing a science fiction screenplay, by the way, where Earth is invaded by evil aliens and we are only saved in the end by the Power of Tofu.
I call it... TOFU WAR FROM BEYOND TOMORROW!
It was a DC-8, blasphemer! How dare you try and ruin the credibility of that true to life incident?
Richard
Yeah, my bad. I realized it after I posted that I got the model plane wrong.
Roswell, has more than a gas station. There are a lot of places in the west that a pump is about all there is.
Doug, | 07.09.06 - 12:58 am | #
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on my way back from austin i stopped in willard, nm. i mentioned it to a friend of mine at work. he told me that jerry garcia was born in willard, nm. willard, nm isn't really a town. it's more of a gas station than a town.
The heroes of Independence Day included Randy Quaid, Bill Pullman, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Judd Hirsch, JEFF GOLDBLUM and Commander Data.
It's no wonder that it grossed 6 brazillion dollars.
How is that guzzi working out?
ALL DA-LEKS ARE EQUIPPED WITH BLUE-TOOTH AND WIFI.
EIGHT OH TWO ELEVEN GEE!
EIGHT! OH! ELEVENNN! GEEEEEEEEE!
ELEVENNNNNNN!!!! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
"except the gays, who get incinerated."
I thought it was the psych patients who got incinerated.
cline's corner has a whole exit on interstate 40. willard is just a gas station on nm 60.
light, darkness, and motion
http://static.flickr.com/25/
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a smaller one if your monitor can't show the other.
http://static.flickr.com/25/
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There are a lot of places in the west that a pump is about all there is.
Doug
Wagontire, Oregon
Only thing there is a house/farm with a gas tank. If you are on a motorcycle, you are up shit creek if the guy won't sell you any. Fun times.
"Joe Schome! Joe Schome! Shut your Damn Dogs up! Shut them up NOW!! If not, civil action will follow!
A friend of mine has tried everything to get his neighbor to shut up his dogs including recording the barking and blasting it from huge speakers back at the guy's house. I don't understand why some people let their dogs be a nusance like that. Best way to shut up a dog is shake a large cardboard box at them every time they start barking for no reason.
I call it... TOFU WAR FROM BEYOND TOMORROW!
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What a coincidence. I've already started on the scripts for SON OF TOFU WARS, as well as BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE TOFU WARS. Maybe we can work out a distribution deal.
Wagontire, Oregon
Wizard, Oregon, I like the name of that town, which isn't much more than a gas station and a barn that's falling down.
Plum P. did I miss your broadcast again?
Doug
i guess so, damn webmaster is on vacation. And i dedicated a whole bunch of songs for my Eschaton friends:
MOCO- military mile
(from Wigan near Manchester,their 2nd lp "twice bitten once shy". Sounds like Nick Cave mixed with the Whites Stripes)
PRIMAL SCREAM- when the bombs drop
(from new cd "riot city blues", more classic R&R à la "give up but don't give out")
HOPES OF THE STATES- bonfires
(from second lp "left". A very political album from these english men. Think heavier Elbow or Doves)
MASSIVE ATTACK - false flag
(another political b-side from M.A.)
My theme was "war and the 4th of July".
yeah, i was just amused by Clines Corners or Corner because you see signs for like 200 miles on the roads advertising it, and then when you get there there is a gas station and a gift shop selling all the typical new mexico tourist stuff, and i think a trailer--or at least thats the way it was.
How is that guzzi working out?
Doug, | 07.09.06 - 1:05 am | #
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i love it, but i haven't been riding it lately because i can't tell what the weather is going to be like. it has been raining like mad here almost every day for a couple of weeks. i could ride in the rain, but i don't really want to.
Best way to shut up a dog is shake a large cardboard box at them every time they start barking for no reason.
A nicer way, is to throw them something to chew that will take awhile. They are chained, up and bored, and so they bark.
A friend of mine did her linguistics thesis on that stuff: how we all put the "fucking" in the right place... People automatically know not to say "abfuckingsolutely"...
whiskeyina |
Let Bush wrap his tongue around that...
absofuckinglutely is the same as guaramantee you.
Johnny C. Lately |
Or edumacated?
Best way to shut up a dog is shake a large cardboard box at them every time they start barking for no reason.
Toby might tell you different.
Nice, Doug.
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Monsieur Dalek! I've got a song for you
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m8Nd-...rch=dalek%
20klf
Silence so far.
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agave, spreading confusion
Make up a nice batch of meatballs and add 2 drops of phenolphtalein to each one. No, not for the dogs - for the owner of the dogs.
After the SOB shits his liver out his asshole, tell him the dogs will get the next batch.
Nuisance barking dog owners are basically delusional. You cannot reason with them. PERIOD.
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yeah, ever been to Cline's Corner?
pretzelattack | 07.09.06 - 12:58 am | #
A great place to buy Jesus nightlights.
Here's Xenu's long lost brother, Xemnu...
http://www.miskatonic.freeserve....o.uk/
xemnu.html
Which reminds me, Wild At Heart is playing tonight down in Denver. To go or not to go....
Ugh. I wouldn't - I really passionately hated that movie.
On the other hand, Laura Dern jumping around in pointy heels and lingerie...
Eli |
This have anything to do with a man named Santos?
Keep in mind that the PowerBook in question was wielded by an MIT graduate.
"When you can place an MIT Campus Police car atop the Great Dome undetected, it will be time for you to leave."
http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/by_ye...OT-ap-
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yeah, i was just amused by Clines Corners or Corner because you see signs for like 200 miles on the roads advertising it, and then when you get there there is a gas station and a gift shop selling all the typical new mexico tourist stuff, and i think a trailer--or at least thats the way it was.
pretzelattack | 07.09.06 - 1:09 am | #
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that's the way it still is.
whoa i missed the jesus nightlights!!?? i gotta go back.
Some dogs bark for no reason without being bored. Sometimes they bark just to be the alpha dog. So scaring them a little reminds them they're not and actually calms them down knowing they don't have to be alpha with that stress.
"Best way to shut up a dog is shake a large cardboard box at them every time they start barking for no reason."
Toby has a different theory.
Just a coincidence UFO sightings began occuring shortly after the first nuclear blasts on the planet? I think not...
Ô¿Ô | 07.09.06 - 1:01 am | #
Surely you're not going to discount the rigorous work of Von Daniken? And what about the Dogon people? And the airships seen throughout America circa 1900?
Olaf, it was perfect cycle weather here today. 85-90
Best way to shut up a dog is shake a large cardboard box at them every time they start barking for no reason.
What if said barking dog then eats said cardboard box for no reason?
There's not much that can beat a glow-in-the-dark Jesus.
I've already started on the scripts for SON OF TOFU WARS, as well as BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE TOFU WARS. Maybe we can work out a distribution deal.
Have your people call my people. We'll run it up the flagpole and see if anyone bites.
It's sorta like how an alpha dog will run up to the beta dog that barks and grabs its neck with its fangs and growls.
They are chained, up and bored, and so they bark.
Doug,
Bullshit! The woman across the street from me has 3 fucking yappy poodles that bark at every pedestrian as they go by. They go off like someone's tearing their eyeballs out of their heads!
They ever bark at the neighbor next to them when she dares walk out of her house.
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Ugh. I wouldn't - I really passionately hated that movie.
Megadittoes.
The best way to not have a a barking dog is to have a clue what having a 'pet' is all about. Don't throw your problem out in the backyard.
Morons
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Eeek! IMDB sez Emmerich is working on THREE new movies:
1. King Tut (2007) (announced)
2. One Nation (2006) (announced)
3. 10,000 B.C. (2007) (filming)
The Old Man From Scene 24
Is this a remake of One Million Years B.C., with a more creationist-acceptable title?
[Back in the day, the poster of Raquel Welch in those tattered rags was a popular item for sale in the back of my issues of Famous Monsters of Filmland--along with Vampirella, of course. Oof!]
you can get a pretty good bowl of green chili stew in cline's corners. not great, but pretty good.
There's not much that can beat a glow-in-the-dark Jesus.
You light up my life.
Surely you're not going to discount the rigorous work of Von Daniken? And what about the Dogon people? And the airships seen throughout America circa 1900?
Phila
That's just goes without saying like those mysterious landing strips you can only see from the sky in South America.
Monsieur Dalek! I've got a song for you
HAAAAAAAAR!
THE CAVE-DA-LEKS WERE NOT FUNNY THOUGH. YOU WILL BE HEAR-ING FROM THE DA-LEK LAWYERS!
THE DOC-TOR IS THE ENEMY OF THE DALEKS!
EXTERMINATE! ANNHILATE! DESTROY!
TOFU WARS,
kinda like the tofu wars of milagro mebbe?
Don't throw your problem out in the backyard.
Word. Is "word" still a happenin' word?
Don't throw your problem out in the backyard.
My dogs are sleeping below my desk.
I learned that from Dog Wisperer, by the way....
for some reason, poodles tend to think, despite all the painted toenails and and shaved rumps and precious little monogrammed sweaters, that they are in fact alpha dogs.
Have your people call my people. We'll run it up the flagpole and see if anyone bites.
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Cool. We'll do lunch. Ciao, baby.
Is this a remake of One Million Years B.C., with a more creationist-acceptable title?
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700 Years BC?
I saw Jarecki's "Why We Fight" on DVD this week, and I give it five out of five stars, for two reasons: 1) It's based almost entirely on fascinating archival film, and 2) Neocons Kristol, Adelman, Perle get their say too. I can disagree with the political/policy implications of a doc, yet still praise it. And I hope viewers will apply their own knowledge of history and reason while evaluating it.
[I've got DVD vols 1 and 4 of Capra's "Why We Fight" on the way from Netflix, for comparison.]
Here's one criticism: A central focus of this doc is Ike's farewell speech about the military-industrial-complex [MIC,] and a major implication of the doc is that the USA would fight fewer wars, but for the economic pressure of the MIC. There's too much of a tendency to paint Ike as some kind of pacifist or disarmer, without much reflection upon the facts that, under Ike's administration:
1) The hydrogen bomb was perfected.
2) Strategic Air Command was born.
3) Nuclear naval propulsion was perfected.
4) The SLBM (Polaris) was born.
5) Several ABM systems were developed, including Honest John, Nike, and Nike-X.
6) Soviet atomic spies were found, and some executed.
7) Other nuclear modalities (such as nuke artillery and nuke-rocket-propulsion,) were explored.
Eight) Many dozens of nuke fission-weapon tests were conducted: above-ground, below-ground, submarine, exo-atmospheric, etc.
Despite Ike's faux-pacifist farewell warning, the record of the 1950's shows that Ike's America [prudently!] aggressively pursued superior armaments at every scale, and at substantial cost.
Here's another criticism: Jarecki's chosen CIA-turncoat talks about "blowback," and a 1954-era document is produced which includes the term "blowback" with respect to the CIA's toppling of Iran's Mossadegh. The viewer is left with the implication that 9-11 was "blowback" from America's meddling. We're expected to believe that all attacks against America [Iranian hostage-taking, Beirut Marine-barracks bombing, Khobar Towers bombing, USS Cole attack, 9-11 attack, etc.] were generated by America's interference.
But we know, from overwhelming evidence, that the enemies of the USA hate freedom, licentiousness, and the export of "perverse" culture. How else to explain the motives of the recently-busted jihadis in Toronto? I've visited Toronto twice, and it's my favorite big city precisely because of its multicultural, supremely-open, anything-goes ethic. What we love, the jihadis hate!
So, please, when you watch the excellent "Why We Fight," do not leave behind your knowledge of history, and do not discount your common sense.
Word. Is "word" still a happenin' word?
Max Planck |
No, but I use it out of laziness.
Is it true that you can use a cardboard box to stop dogs from barking? What is it about the box that stops them?
Agave; Google'll give you about 32,000 hits for thr Marfa lights, most of the ones I've been to say the Marfa lights have been seen for over a century, and one--I forget which, 'cause it was a couple years ago--said one of the "explanations" was that we were seeing the lights reflected from a freeway somewhere. Sounded sensible, till I read the bit about them being a century old...
You light up my life.
Steve French | 07.09.06 - 1:16 am | #
heh--i can see it now as a youtube video, with debbie (debby?) boone singing her heart out to a nightlite jesus.
That's just goes without saying like those mysterious landing strips you can only see from the sky in South America.
Ô¿Ô | 07.09.06 - 1:16 am | #
That's why I like Keel's theory...it ties everything together into a sort of interdimensional college prank. Kind of like putting a fake treasure map in a bottle and leaving it at the water's edge on a crowded beach.
So, please, when you watch the excellent "Why We Fight," do not leave behind your knowledge of history, and do not discount your common sense.
Ok!
EXTERMINATE! ANNHILATE! DESTROY!
Freedom Dalek
here you go again overreacting...
kinda like the tofu wars of milagro mebbe?
The Milagro Tofu Field Wars?
I cannot imagine what Gregory Peck would sound like talking about tofu.
So, please, when you watch the excellent "Why We Fight," do not leave behind your knowledge of history, and do not discount your common sense.
You're no fun anymore!
you have to understand that for a long time, a couple of generations at least, the entire economy of new mexico was based on getting people who were driving to california to stop and buy something.
They ever bark at the neighbor next to them when she dares walk out of her house.
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Agent Orange
Like the fucking pit bulls across the street in ABQ.
I damn near killed them one nite, drunk and stupid, and the Cuban drug dealer that owned them damn near killed me, later.
Major scars
I love dogs. We want a Lab puppy.
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I cannot imagine what Gregory Peck would sound like talking about tofu.
maybe tom cruise?
Which reminds me, Wild At Heart is playing tonight down in Denver. To go or not to go....
Blah!
I forgot that Von Daniken wrote Chariots of the Gods. So another example would be that remote tribal village in Africa who knew nothing about aliens or spaceships drawing pictures of them after an encounter.
What if said barking dog then eats said cardboard box for no reason?
Max Planck
You start saving money on dog food?
I love dogs. We want a Lab puppy.
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agave
Oh, they're super cute. Also pretty hyper, but worth it.
I cannot imagine what Gregory Peck would sound like talking about tofu.
maybe tom cruise?
I would like to hear the actual voice of Live Free or Die, who will of course be the sacrificial black man to die first.
Bah, why did I say Gregory Peck.
Ok, my cat just brought me his cat toy and he's howling at me about it.
Good lord.
the entire economy of new mexico was based on getting people who were driving to california to stop and buy something.
Truckstop. It was.
I've visited Toronto twice, and it's my favorite big city precisely because of its multicultural, supremely-open, anything-goes ethic.
NO FLIRTING.
We want a Lab puppy.
Great, but energetic dogs, especially when puppies. Are you willing to play with it for a couple of years? This is about how long it takes labs to grow up.
yeah, route 66!
So another example would be that remote tribal village in Africa who knew nothing about aliens or spaceships drawing pictures of them after an encounter.
Ô¿Ô | 07.09.06 - 1:22 am | #
The Dogon.
I forgot that Von Daniken wrote Chariots of the Gods. So another example would be that remote tribal village in Africa who knew nothing about aliens or spaceships drawing pictures of them after an encounter.
Ô¿Ô
And the spaceships painted on the church in...Czekoslovakia?...in 1250 or so.
you have to understand that for a long time, a couple of generations at least, the entire economy of new mexico was based on getting people who were driving to california to stop and buy something.
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Thus - Truth or Consequences, NM, a game show fewer and fewer people have ever heard of? Maybe they could change it to The Real World, NM? Or Survivor, NM?
Elmer, PHD
It's one of the most interesting ones.
Vacation plan?
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ENJOY!
NYT: David Brooks on 'liberal inquisition' of Lieberman; Many Dems fear, 'despise' netroots
Two Sundays after taking on the founder of Daily Kos, David Brooks, a conservative columnist for The New York Times, lashes out at the netroots and many on the left for participating in a "liberal inquisition" of Democratic Senator Joe Lieberman, RAW STORY has found.
Brooks' latest column set for Sunday's Times also suggests that many Democrats silenty fear and "despise" the netroots movement.
To Brooks, Lieberman represents one of a few "heterodox politicians who distrust ideological purity, who rebel against movement groupthink, who believe in bipartisanship both as a matter of principle and as a practical necessity," offering former Mayor Giuliani and Senators McCain and Clinton as examples.
http://www.rawstory.com/news/
200...ition_0708.html
So after travelling 10s or 100s of light-years across interstellar space 'ancient astronauts' need landing strips to reach the ground and come to a stop.
Let's say I'm skeptical. The Marines can do it with a V-22 Osprey.
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The Dog Wisperer didn't come up with the large cardboard box method. I did. I think it makes you the alpha male by making you appear large and in charge when you shake it and bang on it at them.
yeah, route 66!
pretzelattack
Been there
We want a Lab puppy.
Great, but energetic dogs, especially when puppies. Are you willing to play with it for a couple of years? This is about how long it takes labs to grow up.
Doug,
this is true. Ours was quite puppyish for several years. She even flunked puppy kindergarden.
I never took Eisenhower's Farewell Address as a statement of pacifism. I took it as a warning from a man who knew how out of control the military can get. As he said in a 1956 letter to Everett E. Hazlett:
"Some day there is going to be a man sitting in my present chair who has not been raised in the military services and who will have little understanding of where slashes in their estimates can be made with little or no damage. If that should happen while we still have the state of tension that now exists in the world, I shudder to think of what could happen in this country."
Then, there's the quotation from Newsweek, Nov. 11, 1963, about the atomic bombing of Japan:
"I was against it on two counts. First, the Japanese were ready to surrender, and it wasn't necessary to hit them with that awful thing. Second, I hated to see our country be the first to use such a weapon."
Not pacifism, but pragmatism and a deep sense of honor quite rare in our present public officials...
""In the 1930s, the Spanish Civil War served as a precursor to the global conflict that was World War II," Brooks writes. "And in a smaller fashion, the primary battle playing out on the smiling lawns of upscale Connecticut serves as a preview for the national conflict that will dominate American politics for the next two years."
"What's happening to Lieberman can only be described as a liberal inquisition," writes Brooks. "Whether you agree with him or not, he is transparently the most kind-hearted and well-intentioned of men. But over the past few years he has been subjected to a vituperation campaign that only experts in moral manias and mob psychology are really fit to explain."
I would like to hear the actual voice of Live Free or Die, who will of course be the sacrificial black man to die first.
Ya lost me with the sacrifice thing...
"the entire economy of new mexico was based on getting people who were driving to california to stop and buy something.
Truckstop. It was."
That's an insulting and insenstive comment to make from a Native American's perspective.
Let's say I'm skeptical. The Marines can do it with a V-22 Osprey.
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Agent Orange | 07.09.06 - 1:26 am | #
It's all very silly.
So after travelling 10s or 100s of light-years across interstellar space 'ancient astronauts' need landing strips to reach the ground and come to a stop.
you shoulda seen 'em before they invented landing strips! they'd just come in and keep bumping along the ground till they ran into a tree or a mountain or something.
And NTodd does not fix airplanes..
"Kufr" is clearly the worst kind of lgffer; the guy's very name is an example of their darling custom of proudly adopting suposedly persecuted status they hope will piss off Moosalums. He expects some kind of credit for, as he keeps reminding, his praising of the film. What is perhaps saddest and most salient is that in his comment we get to see into the real mind of a troll, not just the hysterical dalek shrieking intended to get a rise out of decent people. Here we have a film that presents a good case for several ideas, an object lesson in leftist commitment to the significance of truth and rational persuasion, and like the neoke dreckgolem quoted in the film our boy poor persecuted white man here hurls against it various unconnected facts. A perfect contrast to any sort of commitment to truth and persuasion. Did you know that people recall the 50s as sexually repressive, and yet during the fifties people actually had sex? There are lots of movies of people walking during that period -- and yet, many owned cars!
I would like to hear the actual voice of Live Free or Die, who will of course be the sacrificial black man to die first.
He tried to warn us... why didn'twe listen!
yeah, route 66!
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