I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Well, hey!
making footprints all over the place.
yyeeeeehaaaaaaw!
four will make it even.
A Canticle for Leibowitz. Just finished reading it.
okay, now i'm bored.
nuke nuke nuke nuke
of pearle pearle pearle pearle
nuke of pearle
nuke nuke
nuke of pearle
doo wah.
Echidne,
¡Felicitationes!
I have enjoyed reading and re-reading thees work for many years now.
Eet ees scary how many theengs een eet were originally "fiction" that are now close to being "fact", eh?
so.
What's that old Beach Boy favorite?
Bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb Iran
bomb Iran...
Eet ees scary how many theengs een eet were originally "fiction" that are now close to being "fact", eh?
Yes, including the abortion clinic protests in a slightly different form.
nuke, nuke, nuke,
Richard Perle.
What is Atrios' fascination with the word "wanker"?
I know some Aussies, and the word is not insulting.
More a term of affection.
Perhaps Atrios really has a deep-seated affection for these people he call wankers.
Whyy can't I post new Curly? Dang ol' Blogger.
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What's that old Beach Boy favorite?
Bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb Iran
bomb Iran...
Chris/tx
And, "Little Druse Coup"
I can't believe I actually stopped to read the post. What a looser I yam.
Eet ees scary how many theengs een eet were originally "fiction" that are now close to being "fact", eh?
When I was in high school I wrote a term paper on how many of the technologies in Orwell's 1984 were becoming reality. Even as recently as six years ago, however, I never thought that so many of the sociological and political predictions Orwell made would be possible in the US.
A Canticle for Leibowitz. Just finished reading it.
Echidne of the snakes
So, what did you think?
Insta-Bundist.
I can't believe I actually stopped to read the post. What a looser I yam.
R. Manhammer, moaner | 07.29.06 - 4:55 pm | #
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I can't believe no one is excited about my home run. Harrumph.
Wankers are a deep-seated affliction.
Atrios, thees ees why InstaPudding ees such a success.
He just makes sheet up.
Hees readers weel no bother to fact check heem.
Then, when joo (or Greg &c) corrrect heem, joo are just being uncivil, nasty, angry bloggerros, and he can sigh and dimiss joo.
so.
crazy
Aha! New Curly Accomplished!
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More Instawanker
The obsession continues...
Even as recently as six years ago, however, I never thought that so many of the sociological and political predictions Orwell made would be possible in the US.
Doc
I have found that very thing to be either a searing indictment of the average 'Merkin, or a really late exculpation of the fascism of the average German in WWII. I wish I could choose just one.
I never thought that so many of the sociological and political predictions Orwell made would be possible in the US.
Joo deed no count on el Chimperador and hees gang of thieves using 1984 as a "how-to" manual, eh?
so.
How come I'm the last to know about a new fucking thread?
This is the fault of the Jews.
I can't believe no one is excited about my home run. Harrumph.
mena
It has done nothing but add to your already astounding level of attractiveness.
Actually, I think the deliberate misstatements by people like Reynolds are even more insidious. What they're managing to do is make your own opinion a he-said/she-said controversy. It's not a tactic of rhetorical genius, however. It's just a profoundly unintellectual type of argument.
Joo deed no count on el Chimperador and hees gang of thieves using 1984 as a "how-to" manual, eh?
¡El Gato Negro!
In the same spirit in which one does not expect the Espanish Inquisition.
Isn't Reynolds a law professor?
Boy, I'd hate to be one of his law students.
*all mollified*
I thought the Djedjerian piece was really good.
There, I've said it.
So Reynolds is wrong but resolute. It does seem to be a Republican trait if not a fetish.
Virginia: I thought the Djedjerian piece was really good.
I used to play the Djedjerian, but it got really tough to get the beeswax out of my facial hair.
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Virginia - what piece was that? I am intentionally out of it this week - the news is too awful to take unfiltered.
Remember what Bush once said about a dictatorship being fine if he was the dictator. I don't think he or his minions would see the society of 1984 as such a bad thing after all.
Assuming they were capable of reading it.
the Passion of the Asshole--
"Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, "You mother f****r. I'm going to f*** you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me."
"The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?"
--TZM
I remember seeing some historyesque show wherein the Manhattan Project people wondered whether or not setting off an experimental nuclear explosion would set off a chain reaction that would cause the destruction of the earth or the universe or reality or something. But they did it anyway.
But I may have been drinking.
T.H. Stain, O.R.S.L.
OK, before I start the potatoes -- what are the abbreviations?
A Canticle for Leibowitz. Just finished reading it.
Echidne of the snakes
So, what did you think?
R. Manhammer, moaner
I found it interesting. Prescient in some ways, dated in others. I had to read it with the special glasses I put on when I know that women won't be people in a book, though. It's a book about men in a monastery, after all.
But the religious stuff seems very pertinent in light of today's events.
[repost] Hi there, Draco!
Targeted civilian vehicles were either "incriminated" or hit by mistake, per an IDF Air Force Lt.Col
Well, with a newly-found resolve to try harder to be "half-full", I'll only say that I think it was very nice of them to clear things up like that. After giving the article a good, hard read, I'm more than satisfied and reassured that this concern has been put to rest. 
Any reasonable person understands that one must merrily mix up shelled eggs in the course of preparing an omelet!
"The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?"
--TZM
Cartman
Wow, that doesn't sound like Mel!
I think it would have been interesting to hear Mel pronouncing all those asterisks in an Aussie accent.
I used to play the Djedjerian, but it got really tough to get the beeswax out of my facial hair.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
I thought most Djedjerianists were clean shaven for just that reason.
mena -- it's the second link (the longer one) linked to in Josh's reply.
heh has an obsession. besides trying to find his pee-wee dick, that is. now it can be told: heh's obsession is with glenn instawanker reynolds, a pee-wee dick if ever there was one. if the right abandoned lying, the media would shut down in 25 minutes, since they'd have nothing to report, having abandoned the truth some 40 years ago.
OK, before I start the potatoes -- what are the abbreviations?
"On rorschach's shit list"
Well, with a newly-found resolve to try harder to be "half-full", I'll only say that I think it was very nice of them to clear things up like that.
==
The scrupulousness nicely complements the morality, doesn't it?
But I may have been drinking.
Marcia Brady?
As I understand it there was a chance it would ignite the atmosphere. But, you know, you gotta break a few eggs . . .
Now, to all those who insisted Mel was not anti-semetic, eat that humble pie!
Thanks Virginia.
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea;
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea;
There's a hole, there's a hole there's a hole there's a hole;
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a rock [Iraq] in a hole in the bottom of the sea.
it goes on. Kind of like the onrolling unhinged need of the warbloggers to find support for the view of life as expendable in the name of security.
Kind of like Spectre in the hearings on CSpan I was looking in on (last week's hearing) telling Bradbury 'it's nice to have professional scum [maybe he meant 'professionals come'?] before this committee. I'm still giggling, isn't it nice when the truth drivels out??
"On rorschach's shit list"
T.H. Stain, O.R.S.L.
Ahhh. You could make it, "Order of Rorschach's Shit List" and it'd sound all aristocratic.
K, off to rattle pots and pans.
Laters, batsies!
Now, to all those who insisted Mel was not anti-semetic, eat that humble pie!
To which Mel might respond, "You'd be anti-semitic, too, if a bunch of rogue Jew cops rousted you!"
Mel Gibson peaked in 'conspiracy theory', he did such a great job he's still trying to stay inside the bauble.
Ahhh. You could make it, "Order of Rorschach's Shit List" and it'd sound all aristocratic.
Good idea.
We can talk about him behind his back, he's seeing Clerks 2 right now.
I wonder if the Pudding Man's law classes are as fact-free and filled with misinformation as his blogging. That's a scary thought, isn't it? I'd hope any HR department will automatically lower the ranking of anyone's resume that claims a degree from Insta-U.
I magine what you have to do to get an A in Insta Wanker's class.
You gotta act all freeperish and stuff.
Hour 20 of Instawanker's silence on the Seattle shooter having a concealed weapons permit.
Hour 20 of Instawanker's silence on the Seattle shooter having a concealed weapons permit.
He could be grading tests.
Oh Boy!
We get to have a small thunderstorm!
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Oh Boy!
We get to have a small thunderstorm!
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Wow, even Drudge and Malkin are reporting the Mel Gibson "f*****g Jew" story. Losing another idol, eh wingnuts...
Atriots for MAD?
How did the Jews get Mel all drunk?
Was it Mogen David?
Does Washington State have one of those NRA-pushed conceal-carry laws that have been passed in a bunch of states, causing more danger to everyone? In Minnesota one was pushed through and within the first year someone who got one of the relaxed conceal carry permits executed a bouncer because he wasn't let into the bar.
Five weeks ago seven would-be terrorists, home grown division, were arretsed in Miami. Their stories have largely vanished from the news.
Seven weeks ago 17 would-be terrorists, home grown/Canada division, were arrested in Toronto. Their stories have largely vanished from the news.
So in less than two months we have 25 arrests of terrorists intent on killing in the US, only one of whom succeeded, but the successful one is described by the home town paper as "having a history of mental illness" and the others have dropped off the list of MSM-approved topics for coverage.
Can we agree that all terrorists have some degree of mental illness? Can we also agree that it is completely and utterly irrelevant to the victims of their crimes?
What we need to know --and what the American MSM seems profoundly uninterested in-- is where did they come from? What made them terrorists?
maybe mel has lebanese friends.
Playa haters like this guy need to be sent to Gitmo:
http://coldleftovers.blogspot.co...ay-award-
2.html
With Republicans any transgression is spun into a liberal/conservative issue and then forgotten the next week.
Whole lotta wankin' goin' on.
Hour 20 of Instawanker's silence on the Seattle shooter having a concealed weapons permit.
I wonder how long before wingnuts start saying their Second Amendment rights don't apply to Muslims...
I'm really sorry to see that 52% of the America public are out of touch with the punditocracy.
Clearly more education must be done!
Remember when women allegedly thought that Mel was sensitive?
Clearly more education must be done!
Rmj, Uncredentialed
That worked so well with Social Security. Now nobody wants Social Security anymore.
I hope nuclear terrorism never happens to [anyone].
Here's what I don't get. Mel says, "I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior." No, you didn't. You disgraced yourself. Your family wasn't driving drunk and spewing anti-Semetic bullshit. You were. Now, I hope we've heard the end of Passion of the Anti-Semite Mel Gibson.
Remember when women allegedly thought that Mel was sensitive?
T. H. Stain
He *was* really funny on The Simpsons.
Alcoholism, anti-semetism, oxycontin, viagra--love those conservative values!!!
How come no one needs to be educated into being liberal?
Even with almost no friends in the MSM we get nearly 50% if the vote.
But conservatives have to spend untold millions on think tanks just to get 51%.
What we need to know --and what the American MSM seems profoundly uninterested in-- is where did they come from? What made them terrorists?
Anonymousse
I'd also add in a few other little items, like:
How did the US military end up being so very terroristic?
Why do Americans tolerate a CIA that is blatantly terroristic?
What to do when Americans act like terrorists?
"a bunch of rogue Jew cops" busting Mel Gibson
I think it would make an excellent Saturday Night Live sketch.
He traded one addiction for another:
"In a 2004 interview with ABC to discuss his controversial Passion, Gibson – who is a traditionalist Roman Catholic – credited his faith with helping him overcome addiction in the early 1990s, when he quietly underwent unspecified rehab. "Everyone's got something," he said in the interview. "I would get addicted to anything, anything at all. OK? Doesn't matter what it is — drugs, booze, anything. … I'm just one of these guys who is like that. That's my flaw."
How come no one needs to be educated into being liberal?
Even with almost no friends in the MSM we get nearly 50% if the vote.
But conservatives have to spend untold millions on think tanks just to get 51%.
Funny, that.
Five weeks ago seven would-be terrorists, home grown division, were arretsed in Miami. Their stories have largely vanished from the news.
Maybe because they were a bunch of whack jobs with as much chance of actually carrying through their "plans" (and I use the term loosely) as I have of fucking Lindsey Lohan.
Anonymousse | 07.29.06 - 5:19 pm
Looks like I'M being name-stolen
But conservatives have to spend untold millions on think tanks just to get 51%.
Actually, the untold billions only gets them to 49%. Unverifiable electronic voting does the rest.
Anonymousse | 07.29.06 - 5:19 pm
Looks like I'M being name-stolen
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter |
Huh?????????????????????
Bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb Iran
bomb Iran...
Chris/tx - 4:52 pm
That worked so well with Social Security. Now nobody wants Social Security anymore.
Marcia Brady∞
But that's only because we are all wealthy now because of reduced taxes and the emphasis on the ownership society.
[quietly retches]
Neither 5:19 or 5:25 is me.
The universal question: Ramen or Turkey Ham?
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Bomb bomb bomb
Chris/tx - 4:52 pm
Oh bomb Ira-a-an
Then Pakista-a-an
Yeah, bomb Iran
'N Afghanista-a-a-n
Ya got me strafin' and a killin'
the weak and the unwillin'
O bomb Ira-a-a-an
gimme a geetar!!! i'm killin dis shit!!!
Huh?????????????????????
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter
???? is right.
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The universal question: Ramen or Turkey Ham?
Jeffraham Prestonian
You don't have any of that reconstituted tofu that tastes like meatloaf?
The universal question: Ramen or Turkey Ham?
That's easy - Turkey Ham. I prefer to get my carbs from Chimay or Duvel.
Via K-Lo, whose tears are now causing her autographed Mel photo to run:
Statement from Mel Gibson re DUI arrest July 29, 2006
“After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the LA County Sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said. Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health.”
R. Manhammer: You don't have any of that reconstituted tofu that tastes like meatloaf?
They had that at Aldi, but it was too expensive.
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You don't have any of that reconstituted tofu that tastes like meatloaf?
I have some of that tofu intended to look like a turkey in the freezer. From Thanksgiving 2000 or so. Would you like it mailed to you?
How come no one needs to be educated into being liberal?
Even with almost no friends in the MSM we get nearly 50% if the vote.
But conservatives have to spend untold millions on think tanks just to get 51%.
Funny, that.
==
Thank you. That may be the most hopeful thing i've read this week.
He's mad at Israel so he shoots innocent people in this country.
Makes sense to me!
http://www.comcast.net/news/
inde...cvqh=itn_jewish
I guess all the criticism Patrick Kennedy got isn't so mean-spirited now that a wanker like Gibson fucked up.
I think it would make an excellent Saturday Night Live sketch.
Another PTowner - 5:24 pm
lubovitchers with tasers and truncheons and cop-attitute?
yeah, dat'd be funny...
OK, Who here's a JEW?
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
The man has a disease.
Are you happy now?
I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health.”
P O'Neill
Good for him. Might I suggest a monastery. One of the ones in the caves in Egypt.
More Instawanker
The obsession continues...
heh
You seem obsessed with that.
I guess all the criticism Patrick Kennedy got isn't so mean-spirited now that a wanker like Gibson fucked up.
And if you could find a single Atriot's quote saying the former, the amount of straw on the floor wouldn't be so obvious.
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The Cornhole is really a riot this afternoon -- Derb
My exhortation, at the end of this week's Radio Derb, to "keep your pecker up" has been widely misunderstood.
How come no one needs to be educated into being liberal?
Even with almost no friends in the MSM we get nearly 50% if the vote.
But conservatives have to spend untold millions on think tanks just to get 51%.
T. H. Stain
Because we can think for ourselves and they need to be told what to think.
The Haliburton Junta. Everything they know, they learned from Enron.
Remember when women allegedly thought that Mel was sensitive?
T. H. Stain - 5:21 pm
Oh, I'm quite sure that there is no dearth of women of all genders who remain attracted to Mel because he seems dark & disturbed.
This includes women who write to Death Row inmates or celebrity criminals doing life in prison in order to cultivate a relationship, object: marriage.
Which behavior is Mel apologizing for, blaming Jews for everything or calling a woman "sugar tits"?
Come on now, the neo-cons are just trying to reduce the excess population, just look at it as very late-term abortions.
How can you against choice.
Those people getting killed just don't know what's good for them.
Bush does, isn't that progressive of him.
Sort of like Hillary in that way.
guess all the criticism Patrick Kennedy got isn't so mean-spirited now that a wanker like Gibson fucked up.
If I remember correctly, the trolls were the ones making the smart remarks about Patrick Kennedy.
Not us.
Hate to go back OT, but that whining from ol' Greg about how he's being "forced to... abandon the Republican Party" just cracks me up. You just now noticed what a bunch of fucking racist religious nuts are running that show? How fucking stupid are you???
Isn't Reynolds a law professor?
Boy, I'd hate to be one of his law students.
Imagine being one of his former clients.
Which behavior is Mel apologizing for, blaming Jews for everything or calling a woman "sugar tits"?
Whichever drives his "Q" rating down.
Which behavior is Mel apologizing for, blaming Jews for everything or calling a woman "sugar tits"?
puppethead
Typical neo-con behavior.
Which behavior is Mel apologizing for, blaming Jews for everything or calling a woman "sugar tits"?
==
"Sugar tits?"
I would get addicted to anything, anything at all. OK? Doesn't matter what it is — drugs, booze, anything.
In Mel's case it's a whacko version of Catholicism. Oh, and booze.
OK, Who here's a JEW?
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
The man has a disease.
Are you happy now?
I'm a witch and I'm happy. I only wish his disease were one more likely to afford him an opportunity to pay off his karma far more rapidly than will alcholism. But I do like lox and motzas and I've been to feminist Seders, so maybe there's not all that much difference?
Jefferwankian: I didn't say anything about Atriasshats saying anything negative about Kennedy.
You all were quiet, just like you usually are when one of your boys/girls fucks up.
Remember when women allegedly thought that Mel was sensitive?
T. H. Stain
I've always agreed with what Susan Sarandon once said about him:
"He's beautiful on the outside, but that's all."
"Sugar tits?"
mena
Honestly, he yelled at a female cop and called her that.
"Sugar tits?"
It will now be part of the lexicon.
Just like "honey buns"
You all were quiet, just like you usually are when one of your boys/girls fucks up.
Mike Wizckowski
I wasn't aware that Patrick Kennedy was my "boy."
Come on now, the neo-cons are just trying to reduce the excess population, just look at it as very late-term abortions.
How can you against choice.
Those people getting killed just don't know what's good for them.
Bush does, isn't that progressive of him.
Sort of like Hillary in that way.
No, it's not at all like Hillary, who is pro choice, but you just wank on, brother. Wank on.
evening moonbats 
been incredibly busy keeping my niece entertained, she is currently dozing on my brother.
evening moonbats
been incredibly busy keeping my niece entertained, she is currently dozing on my brother.
"Sugar tits?"
mena
Honestly, he yelled at a female cop and called her that.
puppethead
Like I said below, Gibson is against birth control and abortion. He's one of those "traditionalist Catholics."
That's not woman-friendly.
"Sugar tits?"
mena - 5:35 pm
yeah, he apparently verbally accosted one of the cops with that one, calling her 'sugar tits'...apparently she took it as a compliment, considering the source...
unless it was a guy...then, mebbe not so much...anybody but mel,of course woulda got tasered within an inch of heart failure..
I'm a witch and I'm happy. I only wish his disease were one more likely to afford him an opportunity to pay off his karma far more rapidly than will alcholism. But I do like lox and motzas and I've been to feminist Seders, so maybe there's not all that much difference?
I like bagels and I talk with my hands, I could be a little bit Jewish.
You all were quiet, just like you usually are when one of your boys/girls fucks up.
Mike Wizckowski
Who IS this moron?
I must have missed the part about how when Patrick Kennedy got caught driving drunk he ranted about Jews and called female police officers "Sugar Tits." Got a link?
Your mother.
Where are y'all? I'm not anywhere/ Darn. I'd like to talk to someone. So please respond, if you'd like.
I must have missed the part about how when Patrick Kennedy got caught driving drunk he ranted about Jews and called female police officers "Sugar Tits." Got a link?
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed
I don't think Patrick said the episode was going to fuck up his life, either.
I must have missed the part about how when Patrick Kennedy got caught driving drunk he ranted about Jews and called female police officers "Sugar Tits." Got a link?
If he was a Kennedy it would have been "uh, sugar tits from Cuber"
Dance, Hecate, dance.
Who said anything about his post-arrest behavior?
Of course, I like my representatives drunk and pilled up.
anybody but mel,of course woulda got tasered within an inch of heart failure..
Good point, as per usual, WGG. A young black man gets pulled over for drunk driving, rants about Jews and insults a female officer, no way he's in any condition to offer a half-assed apology the next day. His jaw would still be wired shut.
Your mother.
Mike Wizckowski
Geez, what a WITTY retort.
Something preznit asshat would say.
I bet Mel Gibson's head was fucking throbbing like shit when he offered his mea culpa.
Book him, Danno.
Of course, I like my representatives drunk and pilled up.
Mike Wizckowski
Just like you, right?
are you sure he directed the "sugar tits" comment towards the female police officer?
Dance, Hecate, dance.
Sounds like Gordon is back, under a new name.
Do they REALLY want to talk about DUI's considering who our Prez and Veep are?
Which behavior is Mel apologizing for, blaming Jews for everything or calling a woman "sugar tits"?
This latter epithet is particularly egregious, because as we all know, Orthodox dietary law expressly forbids the mingling of sugar and tits. Thus, the supposed compliment metaphorically reduces the recipient to treff.
And please don't "Land of Milk and Honey" me-- we're talking Leviticus here, not Exodus. 
Who said anything about his post-arrest behavior?
Of course, I like my representatives drunk and pilled up.
What you like, Monkey Boy, is the taste of my butt hole on your tongue after you eat it out. No one here is buying crazy today. Go somewhere else to parse things down to a microscopic level. Dance while you do it, white man.
No, Terry, he knew it wouldn't.
People expect that kind of behavior from America's First Dysfunctional Family.
Just SOP for a Kennedy.
P.S. Never saw The Passion, don't particularly care for Gibson.
I bet Mel Gibson's head was fucking throbbing like shit when he offered his mea culpa.
Max Planck
Now *that's* funny.
You all were quiet, just like you usually are when one of your boys/girls fucks up.
Mike Wizckowski
say, sugar-tits, i do not beleive you've been around long enough to make such encompassing statements...there was considerable disapprobation of young Messr Kennedy's pecadillo hearabouts...none of the frothing about resignation you'd have found in your normal hangouts at LGF or the freepers, but sdsiapproval nonetheless...
so suck liquified excrement through a flavo-straw and perish, okay?
BAGHDAD, Iraq, July 29 — The State Department agency in charge of $1.4 billion in reconstruction money in Iraq used an accounting shell game to hide ballooning cost overruns on its projects there and knowingly withheld information on schedule delays from Congress, a federal audit released late Friday has found.
The agency hid construction overruns by listing them as overhead or administrative costs, according to the audit, written by the Special Inspector General for Iraq Reconstruction, an independent office that reports to Congress, the Pentagon and the State Department.
Bet these guys thought of the deception all on their own too. . . .
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/
3...agewanted=print
Lebanon to Israel: Return Shebaa Farms
Lebanon's Prime Minister Fouad Siniora has said that if Israel wants secure borders it must withdraw from the disputed Shebaa Farms area that it has occupied since 1967.
Israel, which has bombarded Beirut's suburbs and southern Lebanon with aircraft and artillery since July 12, says it wants to weaken Hezbollah so that the Lebanese government can disarm the group.
In an interview with Aljazeera.net late on Friday, Siniora said his government cannot force Hezbollah to disarm as long as Israel continues to occupy the Shebaa Farms.
Mel Gibson issued a lengthy statement Saturday apologizing for his drunk driving arrest and saying he has battled alcoholism throughout his life.
Gibson also apologized for what he said were “despicable” statements he made to the deputies who arrested him early Friday morning on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu.
“I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested,” he said in a statement issued by his publicist. “I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse.”
Poor widdle millionaire homo-hatin' Mel !
Boo-fucking-hoo, asshole.
No, Terry, he knew it wouldn't.
People expect that kind of behavior from America's First Dysfunctional Family.
Just SOP for a Kennedy.
P.S. Never saw The Passion, don't particularly care for Gibson.
Mike Wizckowski |
Oh, fuck off.
Who's Gordon?
I would have seen "Passion of the Christ"
but some fuckwad GAVE AWAY THE ENDING.
Wow, anonymousse!!!
I bow before your wit!!!
been incredibly busy keeping my niece entertained, she is currently dozing on my brother.
Evening, Moonboo! Do I smell a blogwhore? 
Do they REALLY want to talk about DUI's considering who our Prez and Veep are?
T. H. Stain
They keep forgetting about that.
Oh.........and Laura, too!
This latter epithet is particularly egregious, because as we all know, Orthodox dietary law expressly forbids the mingling of sugar and tits. Thus, the supposed compliment metaphorically reduces the recipient to treff.
Little Brøther
You sound like a biblical scholar. Tell me, how does the Bible view chocolate sauce and the bosom? If the chocolate sauce is sweetened with raw agave nectar?
“I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested,”
Whaddya mean "acted"? Yer a shitty actor, we all know this. You *were* a person completely out of control when you were arrested.
What you like, Monkey Boy, is the taste of my butt hole on your tongue after you eat it out.
NO FLIRTING!
Hey Wizckowski, don't you got a light bulb to change or something?
Little Brøther soon
In Southern California, Mel would probably should have said "Saccharin Tits."
There's hardly any of the real stuff left out there.
Wow Woody, Eat shit and die.
Another wit.
Tell me, how does the Bible view chocolate sauce and the bosom? If the chocolate sauce is sweetened with raw agave nectar?
Marcia Brady∞
Praise the Lord!
I'm in love with Glenn Reynolds, that's why I can't stop writing about him. How come he always ignores me? I just want to suck his dick.
A young black man gets pulled over for drunk driving, rants about Jews and insults a female officer, no way he's in any condition to offer a half-assed apology the next day. His jaw would still be wired shut.
In Philly, they'd have claimed he was ignoring commands to cooperate and then reached to unbuckle his belt for possible use as a weapon.
You can guess the endgame. (Hint: think "clean shoot")
Iran isn't interested in Israel. It is involved in a geostrategic contest with Turkey. An top level Iranian delegation in now in Tajikistan--which considers itself Persian.
I bow before your wit!!!
Mike Wizckowski - 5:46 pm
who said you were a shitwit?
you're learning your place with surprising acuity...
What we need to know --and what the American MSM seems profoundly uninterested in-- is where did they come from? What made them terrorists?
Intelligent design, of course.
Saccharin is even harder to find these days than sugar. But "Corn-syrup tits" just doesn't have a real ring to it, does it?
Wow Hecate, do I get a kiss first?
You don't strike me as the type in D/S games.
But maybe I'm wrong.
Tell me, how does the Bible view chocolate sauce and the bosom? If the chocolate sauce is sweetened with raw agave nectar?
There goes my fucking diet again.
Sugar tits and a hole in the sheet!
Of course, I like my representatives drunk and pilled up.
Only the carpetbaggers pill up.
Woody: huh?!?!?
Israeli attacks stall aid efforts in Lebanon
Israel's refusal to halt attacks in south Lebanon is hampering aid attempts and preventing stranded civilians from leaving the war zone.
The UN's emergency relief coordinator, Jan Egeland, requested a three-day ceasefire in Lebanon to allow aid through but Israel refused to agree to a truce.
Israeli planes continued air strikes in southern Lebanon, killing a woman and six children in a house in the village of Nmeiriya this afternoon, according to Lebanese medical sources.
Hizbollah guerrillas have fired longer-range missiles deeper into Israel today than ever before and fighting continues near the Israel and Lebanon border.
The UN said that aid supplies are running out 'very, very fast' leaving children, the elderly and disabled stranded in south Lebanon.
If he was a Kennedy it would have been "uh, sugar tits from Cuber"
==
That's chow-dah!
I told my 80 yo dad. He's been sitting in his chair for several minutes now, and he keeps periodically muttering, "sugar tits!"
If he was a Kennedy it would have been "uh, sugar tits from Cuber"
==
That's chow-dah!
I told my 80 yo dad. He's been sitting in his chair for several minutes now, and he keeps periodically muttering, "sugar tits!"
There goes my fucking diet again.
T. H. Stain
Not to mention the zits.
I can't stand Mel Gibson but what he said about the Jews is true. They just started another war for fuck's sake. Israel has no right to exist, they are a terrorist nation.
Mel,
Just fucking own it and move on, like the 99.9% rest of us non-Hollywood types live.
What we need to know --and what the American MSM seems profoundly uninterested in-- is where did they come from? What made them terrorists?
Intelligent design, of course.
Itchy Brother
They hate freedom. Apparently they're born that way.
Bush hates freedom, too, of course; unless it's the freedom to do whatever he wants to do. But he hates anyone else having freedom. Especially people who can restrict his freedom: to lock people up, to throw away the key, to kill. He likes those freedoms best.
I'm in love with Atrios, that's why I can't stop posting to his blog and calling him Duncan. How come he always ignores me? I just want to suck his dick.
A young black man gets pulled over for drunk driving, rants about Jews and insults a female officer, no way he's in any condition to offer a half-assed apology the next day. His jaw would still be wired shut.
wow. it is incredible how quickly people can extrapolate into a hypothetical from something that really happened.
very cute Saturday Niece Blogging
My niece is now walking, she loves doing this at high speed.
she likes Black Forest Gateau, kept putting her hand out for more.
It's not about what Atrios did or did not write. It's about what Glen Reynolds says Atrios wrote.
Reynolds and his ilk aren't the least bit interested in shared reality, unless it's the one they create.
So, Israel holds up the UN Res against Hezbollah as their cause celebre, but won't allow World Food Programme convoys through to provide aid.
Oh, the humanity!
This one has the same really disgusting style as the one earlier.
They can't even recruit fresh trolls?
"Who IS this moron?"
Let's be supportive, Mike FINALLY lost enough weight to be able to reach the keyboard.
Dealing with a cheeto addiction is hard work, It's hard.
hullo.
Thay hate us for our flush toilets, digital watches, blonde women with bigger breasts than their women, our Nair, regular bathing, eggs and bacon, going to the moon, orgasms, and nice butts.
OK?
Seity is adorable!
Mikey, was it 'acuity' that stumped ya?
i figgered it wouldn't be too hard to outstrip yur pitiable comprehension skills...
I just stopped by to celebrate Mena's home run. Congratulations.
plantsman, thank you
Hey! Did everybody check out that link of the generously bosomed Israeli chick I put up a while back? Good stuff! Anyways, I'm out. Gotta "get down" to some groovy Pink Floyd sides with my crazy chain-smokin' secretary. Who loves ya, baby?!
hullo, Hamptonite!
Chris Tucker: Let's be supportive, Mike FINALLY lost enough weight to be able to reach the keyboard.
A whole new meaning to "concealed carry."
Dude, e-mail me @ jprestonian at gmail dot com, eh? Your homepage URL doesn't work for me.
.
Why the US is on a hunting spree.
Moon-- she really is darling.
They can't even recruit fresh trolls?
Virginia, wet blanket
Nah. It's not the same thing as fresh horses.
They can't even recruit fresh trolls?
==
It's the same guy. He takes a nap and changes personalities.
Itchy - two thumbs up!
NAME STOLEN. YEAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!
I'm an Atriot.
WASHINGTON --U.S. citizens suspected of terror ties might be detained indefinitely and barred from access to civilian courts under legislation proposed by the Bush administration, say legal experts reviewing an early version of the bill.
http://tinyurl.com/hstnc
full article at the Boston Globe (just up in the last few hours). Why don't we all email our congress folks right now and let them know what we think (before emailing your congress folks gets considered 'terrorist ties".)
WT!
WT!
This September, Senator John McCain�s youngest son, Jimmy, 18, will report to a U.S. Marine Corps depot near Camp Pendleton in San Diego. After three months of boot camp and a month of specialized training, he will be ready to deploy. Depending on the unit he joins, he could be in Iraq as early as this time next year, a
wow. it is incredible how quickly people can extrapolate into a hypothetical from something that really happened.
General Zod - 5:53 pm
careful, yur inner asshole's startin ta show...
Liking Black Forest Gateau is not that hard, by the way!
Israel has no right to exist, they are a terrorist nation.
Anonymousse
Well, no nation has a "right to exist," if by that anyone means an absolute clai to existence against all obstacles.
Israel is entitled to exist just like any other nation: so long as it gets along with its neighbors, or repels aggressors. But a "right" to exist?
Even the United States doesn't have that.
Wow, this threads stinks.
What is Atrios' fascination with the word "wanker"?
I know some Aussies, and the word is not insulting.
More a term of affection.
Perhaps Atrios really has a deep-seated affection for these people he call wankers.
Mike Wizckowski | 07.29.06 - 4:54 pm | #
Wankers
careful, yur inner asshole's startin ta show...
WoodyGuthrie'sBlog-stoss
I don't even want to guess how many times that's been said in a proctologist's office.
careful, yur inner asshole's startin ta show...
WoodyGuthrie'sBlog-stoss
Isn't it time for your nap, pops?
This September, Senator John McCain�s youngest son, Jimmy, 18, will report to a U.S. Marine Corps depot near Camp Pendleton in San Diego. After three months of boot camp and a month of specialized training, he will be ready to deploy. Depending on the unit he joins, he could be in Iraq as early as this time next year, a
1watt Hermit
More IED fodder.
Shouldn't be happening to anyone.
K, back to the stove.
This global warming stuff is getting soooooooo boring.
Mike, BTW, I can delete your ignorant comments as fast as you post them to my blog. Just sayin.
You mean we're going to Gitmo? I could use a Carribean stint.
Wow, this threads stinks.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
Do you bring the shortening of the thread?
< You mean we're going to Gitmo? I could use a Carribean stint.
And orange is not my color.
Isn't it time for your nap, pops?
General Zod | 07.29.06 - 6:01 pm
ya know if i nap now, i'll just be up all night...wanna blow me?
Tell me, how does the Bible view chocolate sauce and the bosom? If the chocolate sauce is sweetened with raw agave nectar?
Let me take the second question first. It's a go! I mean, it's right in the Song of Solomon somewhere, although admittedly intense controversy still rages on whether the noun traditionally translated as "chocolate" should properly be rendered either "carob" or "camel". And it might be pomegranate juice-- but, as we like to say, "close enough for Scriptural work".
Off the top of my head, I can't think of any specific scriptural authority one way or another on the general issue of (warm) chocolate sauce being drizzled on bosoms-- succulent bosoms, I would conjecture. There is that reference in Lamentations to "Bosco"-- but that's disputed too, and doesn't speak to the saucing of bosoms in any event.
But there's a certain practical argument for its sanctioned use: it makes a nice change from spikenard.
I'll have to dig around a little further and get back to you on that one...
Isn't it time for your nap, pops?
General Zod
Aiight. What's the deal? You a fuck up or not?
I vote the former.
This thread reeks, but I'm bored.
Do you bring the shortening of the thread?
I'm not the Crisco Haderach.
Do you bring the shortening of the thread?
I'm not the Crisco Haderach.
BTW, I can delete your ignorant comments as fast as you post them to my blog.
Now there's an event for the Blogger Olympics!
Hey Moonbootica:
Saw your pictures on your site. Cute niece.
2 questions for ya, however:
1. How the hell is it possible for you to be pasty-skinned in this heat wave?
2. Why does EVERY picture of you show one bra-strap sliiping off your shoulder?
Namestealer forgot my gratuitous Steeler references. Not a complete name steal but an OK one.
Now on G4: "Space Seed."
Wow, this threads stinks.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
==
It started out well.
i'm too tired to deal with trolls tonight.
isn't there a trollcatcher general?
go have another bong hit and slap on some Johnny Cash.... you'll feel better. And it might get that latent homsexuality out of your wrinkled-up old system old-timer.
1. How the hell is it possible for you to be pasty-skinned in this heat wave?
2. Why does EVERY picture of you show one bra-strap sliiping off your shoulder?
Bob,
Two questions for you:
1. Did your mother raise you to be such an asshole?
2. Exactly how tiny IS your dick?
as for my more than white feature, that would be the combination of the flash and the light above.
Jeffraham, you've got mail.
Thanks for catching the error in my homepage URL.
Wow, this threads stinks.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
==
It started out well.
mena
A veritable blogger's gom jabbar.
The most shocking part of this story isn't that another Republican official has got his hand caught in the cookie jar - it's that AP identifies him as a "Republican" in the second paragraph!
Talk about WTF!!!
Don't you people understand?
I'm a masochist.
I had to run off to the potty to masturbaste after Hecate made that lovely proposition to me.
I hope she has a big ass.
Treat me nice and I'll go away.
Get Chicago Dyke to come on here and tell me she'll quit chasing conservative, cat-glasses-wearing women that piss her off and sleep with me.
I'll be gone in seconds.
Add "sugar tits" to the Urban Slang Dictionary!
Sorry about that link...
NTodd: I'm not the Crisco Haderach.
Crisco! Wristwatch!
Hey, "Get your ass to Mars!" is on the Fox channel.
.
The New Antisemitism...
...is Islamophobia
I'm going to see either Miami Vice or the new Woody Allen flick tonight. Can't decide which. Any suggestions?
(If you're going to say "Don't see either one of those pieces of crap," you aren't helping.)
This thread is weak.
I'll wait till the next one comes along.
Black Forest Gateau i
plantsman,
Did you bring enough to share with the rest of the class?
The ground shifts under Poodle
Her comments came as it emerged that former Foreign Secretary Jack Straw has warned Israeli military action "could further destabilise the already fragile Lebanese nation".
Mr Straw backed Foreign Office Minister Kim Howells, who described the Israeli action as "disproportionate".
Meanwhile, a Labour Muslim MP Sadiq Khan said he feared UK foreign policy may be seen as anti-Muslim.
Writing in Saturday's Guardian, the MP for Tooting said UK Muslims could not understand why Mr Blair had not called for an immediate ceasefire.
How mank Mike Wizckowski's does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know go do it now and leave us the fuck alone.
Add "sugar tits" to the Urban Slang Dictionary!
Cartman - 6:07 pm
according to dogpile. it's already in there
the new Woody Allen flick
Blogged it earlier this week. Scroll down homepage.
isn't there a trollcatcher general?
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek
WORD!
now, now Hecate...why would an old dessicated lady like you be interested in anyone's dick. Back to your cats and herbal tea
Buzz Bomb, go to Miami Vice. Wood-Yi lost it years ago.
I'm bleepin' hawt...and it's a few hours from the Saints game.
Ughhhhhhh.
Add "sugar tits" to the Urban Slang Dictionary!
Cartman
Come to think of it, "sugar tit" is what my grandmother used to call a homemade sweetened pacifier... made from soft cloth of some sort.
She used the expression most often when I was whining or crying about something... "aw... you wanna sugar tit?"
So maybe Mel was really calling the cop a whiny ass titty baby.
But probably not.
Treat me nice and I'll go away.
Nah, fuck you. Gimp.
I'm going to see either Miami Vice or the new Woody Allen flick tonight. Can't decide which. Any suggestions?
The local fishwrap gave "Scoop" a good review.
And it'll certainly have less of a crowd than that Miami Fucking Vice thing...
Buzz Bomb me and my mother plan to go see Miami Vice when it finally comes to our town, because it looks very cool.
it is directed by Michael Mann and I love Heat and Collatral.
lots of blue!
?2. Why does EVERY picture of you show one bra-strap sliiping off your shoulder?"
Whoo Hoo! Visible Bra Strappage AND her father is, it seems, Benny Hill!
Teh Hawt!
I am sick to my stomach. Connecticut's largest state paper, the Hartford Courant, has endorsed Leaveman.
The Courant says: Mr. Lieberman's history of enthusiasm for military interventions overseas is an anomaly in a man famous for mediating among warring factions in Washington. But to dismiss this moderate -- a vanishing breed in a Congress sundered by extremism on both sides -- for dissenting on a single issue would be a terrible waste. And a mistake. It would show an intolerance unworthy of any political party.
http://www.courant.com/news/opin...hc-utility-
home
Buzz Bomb, go to Miami Vice. Wood-Yi lost it years ago.
P O'Neill
His recent films have sucked, but this new one's actually getting good reviews. (For what that's worth.) Plus...well, there is Scarlett.
I'll be gone in seconds.
Mike Wizckowski
FOAD while you're at it.
Moonbootica, Nice site.
So, Israel holds up the UN Res against Hezbollah as their cause celebre, but won't allow World Food Programme convoys through to provide aid.
Oh, the humanity!
plantsman, lowercase
And Dog forbid anyone mention the hundreds of outstanding UN Resolutions against Israel, which they don't bother to fulfill. Bastards.
Oh, and can we not tag Jews in general for the depradations of a minority of fascist swine who control the Israeli government? Thanks.
it is directed by Michael Mann and I love Heat and Collatral.
lots of blue!
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek
Me too. I'm kind of obsessed with Heat.
SteveLG - a sugar tit is an old south thing - a bit of sugar twisted into a corner of cloth for a homemade pacifier (or "plug", as i used to call em). Context is everything.
It started out well.
Too well, apparently.
His recent films have sucked, but this new one's actually getting good reviews. (For what that's worth.) Plus...well, there is Scarlett.
Yes and yes. I'm looking forward to it.
T. H. Stain thank you
Trolls make everyone goony; especially when it's teh hot.
Stay outta the shallow end of the pool.
Trolls make everyone goony; especially when it's teh hot.
Stay outta the shallow end of the pool.
Trolls pee in the pool.
Yes and yes. I'm looking forward to it.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
Preevert!!
Trolls make everyone goony; especially when it's teh hot.
Thre is no adult supervision for them. Their mommies are out sucking dick to keep them in Cheetos.
Gibson tried to tell is that he is a psycho anti-semite with his religio-porn movie, but we didn't want to believe it. New rule: there's no such thing as a good zealous, holocaust denying homophobe, even if he does have dreamy blue eyes.
By: raker on July 29, 2006 at 12:56pm
its raning here
gotten a lot cooler here in Devizes, a cloudy 18°C (64°F), humidity at 96%.
I'm going to see either Miami Vice or the new Woody Allen flick tonight. Can't decide which. Any suggestions?
(If you're going to say "Don't see either one of those pieces of crap," you aren't helping.)
Buzz Bomb | 07.29.06 - 6:08 pm | #
Scoop gets 40% and Miami Vice gets 49% at rotten tomatoes. Therefore I must counsel that you "Don't see either one of those pieces of crap"
Sorry
gotten a lot cooler here in Devizes
too hot for clothes here
Kwisatch Haderaz
==
Give a dog a bone!
THAT'S what's been bugging me!
Israel withdraws from a Lebanese town, Hezbollah declares victory. As TPM says:
The last time I recall the U.S. seeming this ineffectual was following Jimmy Carter's failed attempt to rescue the American hostages in Tehran in 1980.
Makes ya proud to be 'merican, don't it?
Any one see Pirates II yet?
And Dog forbid anyone mention the hundreds of outstanding UN Resolutions against Israel, which they don't bother to fulfill. Bastards.
Apologists like to point out that the resos against Israel were adopted under Chapter VI and not Chapter VII.
His recent films have sucked...
People have been saying that for 30 years. I esp. remember the brickbats he took for the series of films starting with "Stardust Memories" and going up through "Crimes and Misdemeanors," several of which are now regarded as timeless classics.
Scoop gets 40% and Miami Vice gets 49% at rotten tomatoes. Therefore I must counsel that you "Don't see either one of those pieces of crap"
Sorry
Bas-O-Matic
Miami Vice it is, then!
gotten a lot cooler here in Devizes, a cloudy 18°C (64°F), humidity at 96%.
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek
We won't be down to 64 until late October or so.
Lovely day here, if you're a mosquito.
Any one see Pirates II yet?
T. H. Stain
Yes, but I love Depp. It was pretty good.
Fucking 96 here in the TC's right now...
ot, but bad news out of the dakotas:
Jul 29, 5:34 PM EDT
Dakotas at 'epicenter' of U.S. drought
By JAMES MacPHERSON
Associated Press Writer
STEELE, N.D. (AP) -- Fields of wheat, durum and barley in the Dakotas this dry summer will never end up as pasta, bread or beer. What is left of the stifled crops has been salvaged to feed livestock struggling on pastures where hot winds blow clouds of dirt from dried-out ponds. Some ranchers have been forced to sell their entire herds, and others are either moving their cattle to greener pastures or buying more already-costly feed. Hundreds of acres of grasslands have been blackened by fires sparked by lightning or farm equipment. ...
Herman Schumacher, who owns Herreid Livestock Auction in north central South Dakota, said his company is handling more sales than ever because of the drought.
In May, June and July last year, his company sold 3,800 cattle. During the same months this year, more than 27,000 cattle have been sold, he said.
"I've been in the barn here for 25 years and I can't even compare this year to any other year," Schumacher said. He said about 50 ranchers have run cows through his auction this year. "Some of them just trimmed off their herds, but about a third of them were complete dispersions - they'll never be back," he said. ...
Susie White, who runs the Lone Steer motel and restaurant in Steele, along Interstate 94, said even out-of-state travelers notice the drought. "Even I never paid attention to the crops around here. But I notice them now because they're not there," she said. "We're all wondering how we're going to stay alive this winter if the farmers don't make any money this summer," she said.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/sto...OV&
SECTION=HOME
Any one see Pirates II yet?
T. H. Stain | 07.29.06 - 6:17 pm | #
Number one complaint I hear about it is it is too long. But, no, haven't seen it.
If the thread is boring, Kwisatz swear kanly on someone.
People have been saying that for 30 years. I esp. remember the brickbats he took for the series of films starting with "Stardust Memories" and going up through "Crimes and Misdemeanors," several of which are now regarded as timeless classics.
dave™©
Nah, they suck.
To update Twain: "Classic: a movie which everyone praises, and no one sees."
T.H. Stain, please refrain from mentioning Cheetos. Poor Mike is working SO hard to overcome his addiction.
We're all very proud and happy that he's lost so much weight!
T. H. Stain I saw it a few weeks back
I wrote a - Movie Review - Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
Bush sells nulcear components to India who then sells them to Iran
And then Bush cries about Iran going nuclear? What gives?
His recent films have sucked...
People have been saying that for 30 years.
I did like Match Point, even though it was a bit of a rehash of Crimes and Misdemeanors (which I loved and still do).
too hot for clothes here
Echidne of the snakes
Were you the snake, uh...in my grass about 20 minutes ago?
I enjoyed POTC2:DMC, loved the divine Johnny Depp.
when I went to see it there were lots of young families, the kids seemed transfixed.
http://www.joggs.com/cam2/best-s...ar-tits.html\"> Sugar tits relevant ref #1
Surgar tits, urban Dictionary ref
Were you the snake, uh...in my grass about 20 minutes ago?
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
Could have been Artful Asp. She has run away from home.
Any one see Pirates II yet?
Not yet, dammit. I want my Keira.
Kwisatch Haderaz
==
Give a dog a bone! | mena - 6:16 pm
There's been a severe lack of Curly in this thread, so I put up another one.
.
Any one see Pirates II yet?
T. H. Stain | 07.29.06 - 6:17 pm | #
Number one complaint I hear about it is it is too long. But, no, haven't seen it.
Bas-O-Matic
Someone I know bitched about the cliffhanger ending. "That's the point," I said, "there's going to be another sequel and they want you to go see that, too. And you know you're going to." But I could not placate her.
South Dakota can burn, for all I care...
Blair defends decision on Lebanon
Tony Blair has defended his decision not to call for an immediate ceasefire between Israel and Hezbollah.
He said there could not be a ceasefire on both sides until "the conditions to allow that to happen" were in place.
He said it was "not correct" to say he and President Bush had not made the call because they wanted Israel to win.
Culture Secretary Tessa Jowell said the PM was taking party views into account, as it emerged Commons leader Jack Straw has criticised Israel's action.
She told BBC Radio Five Live that the prime minister had had a strong influence on diplomatic efforts to resolve the crisis and was not just following Washington's line.
Preevert!!
Guilty as charged. I deserve a spanking.
actually, I thought my questions to Moonbootica to be fairly tame.
If I was REALLY a prick I would comment on Moon being, morbidly obese and pear-shaped.
But I'm not.
BTW, anyone ever heard of this show?
Where's Simels when you need him???
Could have been Artful Asp. She has run away from home.
Oh, I'm sorry.
And of course this makes me think of Raiders...
i think POTC2 fits into place once you watch the third film.
I'd say it was not as good as the first one and it was a little bit long, but it was such a ride I didn't mind.
took you to another time and place, did not take itself too seriously which was refreshing.
well i loved the film.
I also want to see Miami Vice. Didn't mean to dismiss it. Looks good.
Bob,
It's only that a cup of herbal tea and a cat are both so much larger than your tiny, tiny dick. But maybe I've said too much.
Bob,
It's only that a cup of herbal tea and a cat are both so much larger than your tiny, tiny dick. But maybe I've said too much.
And then Bush cries about Iran going nuclear? What gives?
And Polishifter blogwhores again w/o adding to the commentary?
Gawd, you're starting to remind me of the Hollywood Liberal.
Give a dog a bone!
THAT'S what's been bugging me!
mena - 6:16 pm
beeewahaahahahahahahaha
zackly!!!
The mere possession of nuclear weapons is a crime against humanity. Guess who the world's biggest offender is.
South Dakota can burn, for all I care...
Andy, Unzapped | 07.29.06 - 6:21 pm | #
Mac users are self-obsessed lifestyle freaks. And smell slightly of old cheese.
Now "Sugar Tits" saying that while drunk, I guess I could understand.
But saying "Jews start all the wars"?
I have a hard time something like that just comes from out of the blue when you are drunk off your gord. That's the deep down shit you believe but never would say...unless you were drunk.
Mel, you are soooooooooo fucked.
And deservedly so.
Thank you, tbsa, my erection was shrinking.
I had to get out a magnifying glass to see it.
HA, beat you to it.
Guess who the world's biggest offender is.
Cuba?
August 9
www.wtcmovie.com
The Courant says: Mr. Lieberman's history of enthusiasm for military interventions overseas is an anomaly in a man famous for mediating among warring factions in Washington. But to dismiss this moderate -- a vanishing breed in a Congress sundered by extremism on both sides -- for dissenting on a single issue would be a terrible waste. And a mistake. It would show an intolerance unworthy of any political party.
this is such a fuck'n load of crap. the 2004 election was about iraq, and so should every other election be until that fuck'n fiasco is resolved. the damage has been done, it can not be undone. it's unfair to ask democrats what there plan is to fix it, does anyone know? but fuck'n a yes, repubplicans and this lying fuck'n administration should be held accountable for the lies, the fiasco, the torture, and the needless death.
you support this war criminal administration at your own peril.
not to mention undermine our national security.
i think POTC2 fits into place once you watch the third film.
Might be so. TTT got a bad rap, too, but it was a necessary middle chapter to get us to ROTK.
Keep Taxpayer Dollars Out of Bill Gates' Pocket
The left's irrational hatred toward Joe is indicative of their view that the President is a greater threat to America than Jihadist fascism. Indeed, the Moose wonders whether the left truly believes that there is any danger from the radical Islamic reactionary force that is opposed to all liberal values.
But saying "Jews start all the wars"?
Whenever I'm really drunk and one of the Dogz jumps up and gives me a scratch on the arm or something, I always scream, "Jews start all the motherfucking wars, motherfucker!" Then I give them a cookie.
Whenever I'm really drunk and one of the Dogz jumps up and gives me a scratch on the arm or something, I always scream, "Jews start all the motherfucking wars, motherfucker!" Then I give them a cookie.
And here I thought that I was the only one that happened to.
Whenever I'm really drunk and one of the Dogz jumps up and gives me a scratch on the arm or something, I always scream, "Jews start all the motherfucking wars, motherfucker!" Then I give them a cookie.
And here I thought that I was the only one that happened to.
The left's irrational hatred toward Joe is indicative of their view that the President is a greater threat to America than Jihadist fascism. Indeed, the Moose wonders whether the left truly believes that there is any danger from the radical Islamic reactionary force that is opposed to all liberal values.
That is opposed to all liberal values? But I thought the conservatives were opposed to all liberal values? Which means, if I get this right, that the Jihadist fascism and the President of the U.S. are...on the same side?
Israel will not ask for the immediate disarmament of Hizbollah
Whenever I'm really drunk and one of the Dogz jumps up and gives me a scratch on the arm or something, I always scream, "Jews start all the motherfucking wars, motherfucker!" Then I give them a cookie.
Which dog do you call "sugar tits"
Bush: "Nope -- no WMD under here!"
JoMo: "Hahahahahaha!"
Put on a 30-second loop.
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And here I thought that I was the only one that happened to.
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You too? Group hug!!
God found:
http://www.southflorida.com/
news...,0,330718.story
in the Battle of Bint Jbail there are the winners and the losers. $17 Billion in American supplied weaponry over the last decade, and the IDF is still the loser.
as Nelson Muntz would say: Ha Ha!
Which dog do you call "sugar tits"
T. H. Stain
Or more appropriately, "Sugar Teats"?
I don't think anyone should be so liberal in deciding they don't want to consider the 'what if' scenario of a nuke strike. A nuke strike can kill how many people in one go? More than the U.S. has killed in Iraq so far? Highly doubtful.
So, what should Iraq's response be to the U.S., right now, given that we've dropped the equivalent of 10 or nuclear warheads on their country, if not more - with death, environmental and other destructions? Figure out what is the appropriate response for them, and then you have the appropriate response for us.
Back in the day they used to have this buzz phrase for it - it's no longer 'hot' to use it, but it's something about 'mutually assured destruction'.
Do you want to play a game?
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?" – WOPR, on the nature of Tic Tac Toe and Global Thermonuclear War
I love the warblogger thinking on this - "We'll like, blow them up more more more than they blow us up, dudes! And then, yeah, they won't even, yeah. A-mer-i-kah...Fuck Yeah!"
That is opposed to all liberal values? But I thought the conservatives were opposed to all liberal values? Which means, if I get this right, that the Jihadist fascism and the President of the U.S. are...on the same side?
Echidne of the snakes
Well, you made more sense of it than I could.
.
Go check out the awesome picture of Ned up now at FDL.
Moved me to send another fifty spot to Ned.
Katherine Harris - Anti-Sugar Tits?
But saying "Jews start all the wars"?
I have a hard time something like that just comes from out of the blue when you are drunk off your gord. That's the deep down shit you believe but never would say...unless you were drunk.
I agree. When I'm really drunk I say thinks like, "I really, really love you guys," or "No, really. I love you guys." Never, in a trillion years would I say "Jews start all the wars." When you're drunk, who you REALLY are comes out. We now know, as if we didn't already, who Mel REALLY is.
South Dakota can burn, for all I care.
No flirting!
think POTC2 fits into place once you watch the third film.
Might be so. TTT got a bad rap, too, but it was a necessary middle chapter to get us to ROTK.
Please. There is no comparison between POTC and LOTR. Even mentioning them in the same paragraph is like comparing Katherine Harris to Stalin.
Indeed, the Moose wonders whether the left truly believes that there is any danger from the radical Islamic reactionary force that is opposed to all liberal values.
The Moose once fucked my sister up the ass.
Norm Mooseworth | 07.29.06 - 6:26 pm
What I just said makes no sense to most people that actually follow politics. I like the sound of my keyboard rattling off little meme's that sound good when I tell it to my frat boy brother. Sports and beer kick ass!!
The left's irrational hatred toward Joe
how do you differntiate between the irrational hatred and the rational hatred? how does ex-Christian Coalition activist Bull Moose?
Katherine Harris - Anti-Sugar Tits?
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All-weather radials.
Israel raid closes key crossing
An Israeli air strike has closed the main border crossing from Lebanon into Syria, witnesses and officials say.
Missiles hit the road between the two states' immigration posts, but on the Lebanese side, the reports said.
A separate strike wounded two UN monitors in their observation post, the UN said, days after four were killed.
US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has returned to the region for fresh talks set to focus on bringing in a larger international peace force.
OT, apropos of nothing, and meaning nothing:
Remember this? You're all getting that on your next birthday.
There is no comparison between POTC and LOTR. Even mentioning them in the same paragraph is like comparing Katherine Harris to Stalin.
Okay, let's compare LOTR and Harry Potter then...
Moose wonders whether the left truly believes that there is any danger from the radical Islamic reactionary force that is opposed to all liberal values.
Norm Mooseworth - 6:26 pm
mebbe when they get a navy?
trouble with your 'analysis' (stretching the point, but hey, i can be charitable) is that the 'radical islamic reaction' is in fact a fairly small fraction of the whole billion and a half or so muslims in the whole world...
but if one wanted to radicalize the rest, it would be a project of extreme hostility and aggression against the smaller fraction which would probably accomplish that.
see, Mooser?
Next Mardi Gras....
SHOW US YOUR SUGAR TITS!
Whenever I'm really drunk and one of the Dogz jumps up and gives me a scratch on the arm or something, I always scream, "Jews start all the motherfucking wars, motherfucker!" Then I give them a cookie.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
I get extremely anti-semitic if I don't get enough sleep. Or if I can't get to my coffee fast enough in the morning.
After a couple of lattes, I'm good again. It usually involves a lot of apologies, though.
Nim,
Could you just donate mine to charity? I'm sure it's the thought that counts.
Remember this? You're all getting that on your next birthday.
Oh great, my birthday's on 8/6. Don't forget, Nim-ROD the ham-ASS.
There is no comparison between POTC and LOTR. Even mentioning them in the same paragraph is like comparing Katherine Harris to Stalin.
I don't think NTodd was comparing POTC to LOTR.
at least thats how I read it.
All-weather radials.
Her breasts have treads?
Remember this? You're all getting that on your next birthday.
Nim, ham hock of liberty
Mark bleepin' Fuhrman?
Which dog do you call "sugar tits"
Lassie, I hope
Nim - you're so thoughtful.
"Oh great, my birthday's on 8/6. Don't forget, Nim-ROD the ham-ASS.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz "
Yours will be autographed, along with a special bonus DNA deposit from the author himself!
Never, in a trillion years would I say "Jews start all the wars." When you're drunk, who you REALLY are comes out. We now know, as if we didn't already, who Mel REALLY is.
Yah. I think the "as if we didn't already" part is the key bit there. That guy is a serious asshole. It has been well known for a long time.
Oh, drinking!
When I get drunk, I vomit.
Then I pass out.
No time to get rude to ethnic groups.
Nim, ham hock of liberty
The agave would prefer something lighter.
.
I get extremely anti-semitic if I don't get enough sleep. Or if I can't get to my coffee fast enough in the morning.
Oh fuck yeah, if the goddamned Jews don't bring me my fucking coffee toooot sweeeeet [sic], I get really anti-semitic and start bitching about blood libel and shit. And that totally puts me off my morning matzos.
I get extremely anti-semitic if I don't get enough sleep. Or if I can't get to my coffee fast enough in the morning.
==
This made me laugh loudly. Thanks!
Her breasts have treads?
But corner well. Even in rain.
Okay, let's compare LOTR and Harry Potter then...
I enjoy them both but, really, there's no contest.
Indeed, the Moose wonders whether the left truly believes that there is any danger from the radical Islamic reactionary force that is opposed to all liberal values.
Oh my God. You're right! They're going to come over here, with their great big invincible army, navy and air force, and take over! We'd better stop them!
Oh, drinking!
When I get drunk, I vomit.
Then I pass out.
No time to get rude to ethnic groups.
I become very funny. Always lose lots of friends afterwards.
what the hell is going on in here?!
Tight security for DR Congo vote
Security has been tightened in the Democratic Republic of Congo ahead of Sunday's national elections - the first multi-party vote in 40 years.
The poll, contested by 32 presidential and 9,000 parliamentary candidates, is aimed at ending a long civil war.
The capital, where several people died this week, has returned to normal.
Diplomats told the BBC that a large shipment of heavy weapons apparently ordered by the government had been sent to the country.
"When I get drunk, I vomit.
Then I pass out.
No time to get rude to ethnic groups.
"
Somehow, I manage to get even -more- handsome, witty and charming.
At least, I'm pretty sure that's what happens.
I can't seriously wrap my head around a Stalin/Katharine Harris comparison.
I can't even decide which of them has the better rack. 
I don't think NTodd was comparing POTC to LOTR.
at least thats how I read it.
I was a little less than half serious with that comment....
what the hell is going on in here?!
watertiger
I already called you Sugar T_ts on your own blog, I won't do it again.
Unless someone gives me more gin!
Oh fuck yeah, if the goddamned Jews don't bring me my fucking coffee toooot sweeeeet [sic], I get really anti-semitic and start bitching about blood libel and shit. And that totally puts me off my morning matzos.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
Well, my right to existence is predicated on caffeine, so....
Damn jews keep forgeting to pre-roll my joints for me...
I don't think NTodd was comparing POTC to LOTR.
Indeed I wasn't. But hey, some people are all fucked in the head about Tolkien. Me, I'm about the pointy ears on Arwen.
Yours will be autographed, along with a special bonus DNA deposit from the author himself!
Super! I can sell it on eBay.
I'm a dance on top of the bar kind of girl myself when I get drunk.
watertiger: what the hell is going on in here?!
Just a little figging.
How 'bout where you are?
.
Hey, I just heard Bacon Man, by Neil Young.
Or was it Southern Bacon?
There is no comparison between POTC and LOTR. Even mentioning them in the same paragraph is like comparing Katherine Harris to Stalin.
Okay, let's compare LOTR and Harry Potter then...
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 6:32 pm
So, exactly how many days until Emma Watson is legal? Not that you're counting, or anything.
what the hell is going on in here?!
==
We need coffee - stat!
Sports and beer kick ass!!
Sports and beer do kick ass.
Okay, let's compare LOTR and Harry Potter then...
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 6:32 pm | #
STAR WARZ RULEZ AND STAR TERK DRULEZ LOZORS!!!!!!!111111eleventyfirst!!!!!!
Army attack breaks Darfur truce
The United Nations and African Union have condemned the Sudanese army and Janjaweed militias for attacking rebels in Darfur's Jebel Moon area.
They denounced the government violation of a May peace agreement and expressed concern for the safety of civilians.
This is the first time since the peace deal that the Sudanese army has been confirmed as fighting in Darfur.
The attack was against the rebel Justice and Equality Movement, (JEM) which did not sign the deal.
I get really anti-semitic and start bitching about blood libel and shit. And that totally puts me off my morning matzos.
Is "blood libel" Hezbollah spelled backwards?
And I thought that "Matzos" spelled his name "Markos". I've got a lot to learn.
No more bacon wars, please. It's far too hot for all that grease.
I get extremely anti-semitic if I don't get enough sleep. Or if I can't get to my coffee fast enough in the morning.
Oh fuck yeah, if the goddamned Jews don't bring me my fucking coffee toooot sweeeeet [sic], I get really anti-semitic and start bitching about blood libel and shit. And that totally puts me off my morning matzos.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
And I'm sure this post is all i good fun... it's not like this could really be taken seriously.......
When the agave gets drunk the agave yells at the neighbors barking dogs, which makes them bark louder, which makes the agave yell louder, which....
Soon critical yell/bark is reached and Melissa tells the agave to SHUT THE FUCK UP!
.
What stock should you invest in if you think there are going to be a lot of broken teeth in the next few days as husbands try calling their wives "sugar tits"
as long as the humour is there..... let the anti-semitism fly!
Gibson seems so fucked up in those reports that I’m actually starting to feel sorry for him.
I may need an intervention.
No more bacon wars, please. It's far too hot for all that grease.
Echidne of the snakes
BLT's are the only defense in summer.
And I'm sure this post is all i good fun... it's not like this could really be taken seriously.......
Not if you know NTodd, it can't.
Okay, let's compare LOTR and Harry Potter then...
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
Clerks II is worth seeing for the battle royale between Star Wars and LOTR partisans. If you know Kevin Smith's movies, you know who "wins."
Beria's nickname for Stalin was "Comrade Sugar Tits", true story.
Sugar tits, that cracks me up. South Park has to do another Gibson ep so they can squeeze that in.
Gibson seems so fucked up in those reports that I’m actually starting to feel sorry for him.
First get yourself an idea of just how much money that motherfucker has, then decide if you want to feel sorry for him.
And I'm sure this post is all i good fun... it's not like this could really be taken seriously.......
Not if you know NTodd, it can't.
Molly Ivors, RabidLamb
Well, my reference was to my preferred blend of Arabian Mocha coffee.
Why? What were you all thinking?
Israel strikes on Gaza continue
Israel is keeping up its offensive on Palestinian targets in the Gaza Strip, with air strikes on a suspected arms factory on Saturday.
A tunnel used by Palestinian militants was also bombed, the Israeli army said.
On Friday, the Israeli army withdrew from the area, following a two-day offensive which killed 29 Palestinians.
The renewed attacks come as Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas held brief talks with President Mubarak of Egypt to discuss proposal to end the violence
I was a little less than half serious with that comment....
DON'T MOCK POTC, MOTHERFUCKER!
And I'm sure this post is all i good fun... it's not like this could really be taken seriously.......
Not if you know NTodd, it can't.
Let the anti-semitism soar! Higher than it's ever soared before!
Hi Molly!!
How's the name change treating ya??
BLT's are the only defense in summer.
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What I had for lunch. Mmmm. But the bacon must be stiff. That's what so many people get wrong. ALL WRONG.
"Sugar tits?"
Sooooooooooo funny!!
Mel is an idiot but I suspect he needs some lithium until at least he can stop drinking, etc.
What do they say--what goes around comes around?
We need coffee - stat!
i'm going to leave and come back in.
DON'T MOCK POTC, MOTHERFUCKER!
Ooooh, now I've done it......
I get extremely anti-semitic if I don't get enough sleep. Or if I can't get to my coffee fast enough in the morning.
....billions and billions of anti-semites...
as long as the humour is there..... let the anti-semitism fly!
Ariel Sharon | 07.29.06 - 6:40 pm | #
Bring me an eclair.
I'm anti-septic
DON'T MOCK POTC, MOTHERFUCKER!
Jack Sparrow strokes stilts.
Just sayin'.
Flinging Turd
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Presidential adviser Karl Rove said Saturday that journalists often criticize political professionals because they want to draw attention away from the ''corrosive role'' their own coverage plays in politics and government.
''Some decry the professional role of politics, they would like to see it disappear,'' Rove told graduating students at the George Washington University Graduate School of Political Management. ''Some argue political professionals are ruining American politics -- trapping candidates in daily competition for the news cycle instead of long-term strategic thinking in the best interest of the country.''
But Rove turned that criticism on journalists.
''It's odd to me that most of these critics are journalists and columnists,'' he said. ''Perhaps they don't like sharing the field of play. Perhaps they want to draw attention away from the corrosive role their coverage has played focusing attention on process and not substance.''
....''There are some in politics who hold that voters are dumb, ill informed and easily misled. that voters can be manipulated by a clever ad or a smart mind,'' said Rove, who is credited with President Bush's wins in the 2000 and 2004 election. ''I've seen this cynicism over the years from political professionals and journalists. American people are not policy wonks, but they have great instincts and try to do the right thing.''
Rove said it is ''wrong to underestimate the intelligence of the American voter, but easy to overestimate their interest. Much tugs at their attention.''
But he said voters are able to watch campaigns and candidates closely and ''this messy and imperfect process has produced great leaders.''
And I'm sure this post is all i good fun... it's not like this could really be taken seriously.......
Not if you know NTodd, it can't.
of course not......
So, exactly how many days until Emma Watson is legal?
I think 621, but I'll have to check...
Clerks II is worth seeing for the battle royale between Star Wars and LOTR partisans. If you know Kevin Smith's movies, you know who "wins."
I heard it's a fun flick. Damn, too many movies to see with NTodd's Pa before summer's done.
And I'm sure this post is all i good fun... it's not like this could really be taken seriously.......
Ariel? It's a fucking XMAS MIRACLE! Why the fuck are you commenting here instead of, you know, stopping WWIII? Wanker.
A cow orker once called me Sugar tits (or something very similar, I think I partially blocked it).
There was a pause, then I acted like I didn't hear it.
.
Murdoch set to back Blair - for a place in his boardroom
The media magnate Rupert Murdoch is expected to offer Tony Blair a senior role in his News Corporation empire when he stands down as Prime Minister.
Allies of Mr Blair insist he has made no decisions about his plans when he leaves Downing Street -- almost certainly next year. But some friends say a seat on the board of News Corp could tempt the outgoing Prime Minister, as it would dovetail neatly with the lucrative United States lecture circuit. Mr Blair's popularity at home may be waning, but he remains big box office in America. His close relationship with Mr Murdoch will be highlighted tomorrow when he addresses the annual gathering of News Corp's executives and senior journalists from around the world.
This one time Hitler got really drunk and talked about how much he loved Bird on a Wire
Mmm. bacon.
Of course if it was up to the Jews we wouldn't have bacon.
Sorry.
Must be the booze talking.
I'm anti-septic
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek
==
I have long suspected this.
But he said voters are able to watch campaigns and candidates closely and ''this messy and imperfect process has produced great leaders.''
P O'Neill
Not, unfortunately, in the last 6 years...but usually it works!
"some of my best friends are jews".............
in iran they make sugar tits out of nuclear waste.
and this must be stopped.
in our lifetime.
I'm anti-septic
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek
I'm anti-pasta
.
i'm going to leave and come back in.
And bring me a fucking elcair, beyotch!
Echidne --
Jumping to end since I don't know if you are still here -- I've been to Vespers, lead meditation, served supper, eaten (with the reader) after everyone else was finished & set up for breakfast since you posted about finishing Leibowitz
PUH-LEEZ! Read the sequel "St. Leibowitz and the Wild Horse Woman" -- published posthumously -- the author's only other work -- disilliusioned with the RC Church -- interest in Buddhism -- imagine if nothing by Thomas Merton had been published between "Seven Story Mountain" & "Asian Journal"
This one time Hitler got really drunk and talked about how much he loved Bird on a Wire
Attaturk
He tried, in his way, to be free....
-sniff-
Uh oh, I'm smelling some "concern".
i'm am also anti-pesto
This one time Hitler got really drunk and talked about how much he loved Bird on a Wire
I thought he was talking about Captain Ron...
Man, the things you learn on this internet.
Better anti-septic than anesthetic!
That much is certain.
what the hell is going on in here?!
I'm on again about global warming. NTodd and RJM want coffee and Moonie's trying to have a serious conversation about the ME. How's the beach?
so will there soon be an Operation Sugar Tits?
Ariel? It's a fucking XMAS MIRACLE! Why the fuck are you commenting here instead of, you know, stopping WWIII? Wanker.
we don't observe XMAS. And your name calling is juvenile.
And bring me a fucking elcair, beyotch!
And get yourself in trouble w/ Althouse again?
you can never get the smell of melted cheese out of a convection oven
South Dakota can burn, for all I care...
Andy, Unzapped
Divine retribution theory?
"some of my best friends are jews".............
Ariel Sharon
You sure are a stupid fucker.
we don't observe XMAS. And your name calling is juvenile.
You sure are a stupid fucker.
your name calling is juvenile.
"Fart jokes are the lowest form of comedy!!"
your name calling is juvenile.
"Fart jokes are the lowest form of comedy!!"
we don't observe XMAS. And your name calling is juvenile.
Ariel Sharon | 07.29.06 - 6:48 pm | #
Eat me.
Shit, it's 625 days. Goddamnitalltofuckinghell.
Israel's secret war: the humanitarian disaster unfolding in Palestine
A 12-year-old boy dead on a stretcher. A mother in shock and disbelief after her son was shot dead for standing on their roof. A phone rings and a voice in broken Arabic orders residents to abandon their home on pain of death.
Those are snapshots of a day in Gaza where Israel is waging a hidden war, as the world looks the other way, focusing on Lebanon.
It is a war of containment and control that has turned the besieged Strip into a prison with no way in or out, and no protection from an fearsome battery of drones, precision missiles, tank shells and artillery rounds.
You sure are a stupid fucker.
What do you expect from a guy who's brain dead?
anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-war, anti-poverty, lesbian activist available to speak to church groups on the subject, 'Who Am I?'
article i read years ago.
Some of my best friends are stupid fuckers.
What's really funny is K-Lo trying to still suck up to Mel Gibson. It's so delusional its the cherry on top of the asshole sundae.
Even if the arrest report that's floating around the 'net holds up (including a comment to a female officer), it won't change anything about what I said about the "new feminism" that was clear and welcome in The Passion . (I thought I'd go ahead and be the first who linked to "Mel Gibson, Feminist." Sorry if I kept anyone out there from the additional glee of being first there.)
Posted at 2:20 PM
Yes, Mel quite the feminist.
And bring me a fucking elcair, beyotch!
el cair? Oh, si, senor!
Atrios says, "Reynolds has done something similar to me a few times by suggesting that I'd advocate the nuking of Iran."
I confronted this form of opportunistic distortion as an undergraduate during the 1960's with respect to Vietnam. All the hawks were heavily into the domino theory as justification for war in Southeast Asia. You know, fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here. Logical argument was useless with them. Just as they distorted the historical, geopolitical and cultural facts of the war, so did they distort language about the war.
When the primary focus was on defeating the Soviets during the Cold War, the more radical American hawks favored a first strike. Their logic? They assumed that since nuclear war with the Soviets was unavoidable, American losses would be minimized if we attacked while the balance of power was in America's favor. Argument and debate were useless against them. Just as they had a shallow and distorted understanding of radiation and thermonuclear heat, so did they have a distorted grasp of opposing points of view. Fortunately, as has been said, cooler heads prevailed.
Apparently, they (the Reynolds types) operate on impusle, always. When reading an opposing point of view, they pounce on parts of sentences while ignoring the clarifying context. When they hear an opposing point of view, they interrupt before the thought has been completed, and attack on the basis of incomplete information and baseless assumptions.
Cravenly, they've never been impulsive about joining the troops in combat. So they have been in the past and so they remain today. Naively, I thought their ranks would decrease, not increase.
and no, those comments sure as hell weren't me trying to be funny.
"Fart jokes are the lowest form of comedy!!"
That reminds me, pull my finger.
Sorry, I can't keep up. Has this already been entered into the Eschaton Sugar Tits Sweepstakes?
some of my best friends are bottles of wine
And get yourself in trouble w/ Althouse again?
Some of my best friends are stupid fucking lawyers in Wisconsin.
what the hell is going on in here?!
watertiger
They did it mom. Not me. I told them not to, but they did anyway.
And now I'm off.
eclairs are your best friends!
You sure are a stupid fucker.
NTodd
Funny, your ex-wife didn't say that. She asked if all guy's penises were that long......... the last one she saw was really short...... tiny...
i have two days of canned food, five days of water, lots of candles, flashlights, batteries for radio.
no matches.
"Gibson seems so fucked up in those reports that I’m actually starting to feel sorry for him.
I may need an intervention.
R. McGeddon"
I thought you were talking about -John- Gibson for a second and got very worried.
el cair? Oh, si, senor!
Obrigado.
Some of my best friends are stupid fuckers.
DONT MOCK STUPID FUCKERS, MOTHERFUCKER!!
There's some babyblogging, if anyone's interested....
How was the beach WT?
You sure are a stupid fucker.
==
It truly is an ass that just won't quit.
Funny, your ex-wife didn't say that. She asked if all guy's penises were that long......... the last one she saw was really short...... tiny...
Hi, Gordo!
poor ted, no woman will ever touch him, no matter how much he tries to pay them...
I thought you were talking about -John- Gibson for a second and got very worried.
Nim, ham hock of liberty
5 lumps in the Sugar Noggin!
Funny, your ex-wife didn't say that. She asked if all guy's penises were that long......... the last one she saw was really short...... tiny...
Ariel Sharon | 07.29.06 - 6:51 pm | #
I'm confused. Did she say this to Ntodd?
DONT MOCK STUPID FUCKERS, MOTHERFUCKER!!
SEXIST!
HB - 6:50 pm
Anyone know where I can get an eclair?
Illegal wildlife trade is worth £6bn a year
Whether it is slaughtering rhinos for their horns or Tibetan antelopes for their wool, smuggling snakes as pets or selling illegally felled hardwoods from the rainforest, the global illicit wildlife trade is now worth more than £6bn a year, making it the world's third-biggest source of criminal earnings after drugs trafficking and the arms trade.
This alarming statistic was revealed after a meeting of the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Flora and Fauna (Cites), an international pact signed by almost 200 countries and top security officials in Beijing this week.
Cites has been co-operating with Interpol to increase its effectiveness in enforcing the UN agreement to tackle the rapid decline in wildlife through over-exploitation for trade.
you're a stupid fucker.
no you are.
no you are.
no you are.
I'm a stupid fucker?
yes.
no you are.
no you are.
no you are.
Some of my best friends are stupid fucking lawyers in Wisconsin.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
Careful...you're gonna hurt cross-state tuition agreements with comments like that.
Off for a shower and a Saints game...peace!!
Shit, Ted. That's who I meant. Fucking Gordo hasn't been here in ages.
mena --
We had bread & butter cucumber sandwiches for supper -- I liked it (of course I fasted from lunch -- that made supper more tasty)
Some of my best friends are stupid fuckers.
Hey!
Anyone know where I can get an eclair?
[wipes cream filling from chin, mumbles 'no']
Ted?
Fucking Gordo hasn't been here in ages.
WAPISSSHHH!!!
eat eclairs, not war!
Molly Ivors:
I was inspired by your 80s photo as a counter to Teh Hair that I put up my own 80s pic. Li'l Ham Hock, circa 1988 ^_^
Vicki already compared it to Scott Baio, for which I will never acknowledge her existence again.
SEXIST!
I'm also crass. All because of the "five minutes of silence" shit.
ratzenfratzen.
Andrew Sullivan just wrote in to ask why Atrios isn't posting about Mel Gibson?
the Eclair Party
Ted and bdg are the supercilious misogynistic trolls; they are delights to scroll past.
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Anyone know where I can get an eclair?
T. H. Stain
I'm waitin' to try my first elclair.
Wonder if it's good with coffee?
There's some babyblogging, if anyone's interested....
Molly Ivors, RabidLamb
Although I'm happily engaged, I love you Molly!! Those are great pics.
(don't tell Em)
mena --
We had bread & butter cucumber sandwiches for supper -- I liked it (of course I fasted from lunch -- that made supper more tasty)
Prior Aelred
ah prior, you would enjoy chutney and cucumber sandwiches on white bread WITHOUT THE CRUST
Vicki already compared it to Scott Baio, for which I will never acknowledge her existence again.
Hey, what'd you *do* with all that hair, Nim? Sell it for a watch fob?
(ducking)
Some of my best friends are stupid fuckers.
Hey!
Molly Ivors, RabidLamb
Some of my best friends are drunken Micks with 217 children.
Molly,
You have such incredibly gorgeous children. My goodness. So beautiful!
ah prior, you would enjoy chutney and cucumber sandwiches on white bread WITHOUT THE CRUST
very English Indian!
i have two days of canned food, five days of water, lots of candles, flashlights, batteries for radio.
no matches.
earl 'cliche' guevera
I ain't had a match since Superman died.
why Atrios isn't posting about Mel Gibson?
Can Mel's endles supply of hot air be a renewable source of energy?
"Hey, what'd you *do* with all that hair, Nim? Sell it for a watch fob?
(ducking)
Molly Ivors, RabidLamb "
I traded it in exchange for human legs, so that I might venture onto land and play some sweet Sega Genesis games.
I can't eat an eclair. Because I first insist on eating an a, b, c, and dclair.
And for some reason, people tend to take undue notice of this.
Q: What's the best part of a BJ?
A: Got me on rorschach's shit list.
We had bread & butter cucumber sandwiches for supper
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Prior - was that all you had? It sounds a bit ascetic, for someone who didn't have lunch. Or are you doing something deliberate?
I'm waitin' to try my first elclair.
RJM,
They are not that difficult to make. You and the golden child should make some, as good a baker as you are.
Can Mel's endles supply of hot air be a renewable source of energy?
There's only so much VO5, you know...
Some of my best friends are drunken Micks with 217 children.
They're up to 273 at this point.
Thanks, Hecate! And you know from pretty babies! SP's getting to be quite the little butterball.
I'm off to drink white wine in the backyard and keep Rosie from headbutting the grill. See you later!
I ain't had a match since Superman died.
Rmj, Uncredentialed
Oof!
(insert 'corny' emoticon)
Li'l Ham Hock, circa 1988 ^_^
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The cuteness!! *pinching Nim's cheek*
Oof!
(insert 'corny' emoticon)
earl 'cliche' guevera
I'm already ashamed of myself, if that helps.
I blame the lack of caffeine.
I'm waitin' to try my first elclair.
they're not that hard to make.
Hey, what'd you *do* with all that hair, Nim? Sell it for a watch fob?
Oh, Molly...
It's very difficult trying to follow this thread while on the phone to Australia.
I'm waitin' to try my first elclair.
they're not that hard to make.
watertiger
OT a blind woman once made my ex and I Yorkshire Pudding for dinner.
Amazing to see her manouver around that kitchen completing a full meal for guests.
HB --
I had a disagreement with a Nam vet -- (having been on a carrier in the Gulf of Tonkin, I certainly don't put myself in that category) -- he argued we won, since although Vietnam is red, the rest of SE Asia & The Philippines did not go commie (assuming, you see, that the domino theory was correct -- by stopping that one domino we saved everyone else -- how do you disprove a false hypothetical scenarion?)
They are not that difficult to make.
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed
they're not that hard to make.
watertiger
Birds of a feather?
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Hi and bye Molly. Beautiful chilluns.
Again, sorry about the gratuitous Jew-bashing above. It was a joke folks, although a poor one, I'll admit. Damn Maker's Mark. Fine stuff but goes right to your head in weather like this. And if you're still out there name-stealer, how's your mom makin' out on the dick-suckin' front, tonight? Go, Steelers! (hiccups)
HB --
I had a disagreement with a Nam vet -- (having been on a carrier in the Gulf of Tonkin, I certainly don't put myself in that category) -- he argued we won, since although Vietnam is red, the rest of SE Asia & The Philippines did not go commie (assuming, you see, that the domino theory was correct -- by stopping that one domino we saved everyone else -- how do you disprove a false hypothetical scenarion?)
Prior Aelred
conveniently forgetting the pol pot experience, etc.... in his argument...
It's very difficult trying to follow this thread while on the phone to Australia.
watertiger
Mel Gibson spins counterclockwise down there!
Again, sorry about the gratuitous Jew-bashing above. It was a joke folks, although a poor one, I'll admit.
DON'T MOCK ANTI-SEMITES, MOTHERFUCKER!
Some of my best friends are drunken Micks with 217 children.
They're up to 273 at this point.
watertiger | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 6:59 pm |
I thought they sold them all, to be used in medical experiments, or making soccer balls?
Sugar Turtles
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Atta: I'm doing OCI in a few weeks. In particular, with a Des Moines firm. Any advice?
mena --
Well, it is a monastery (& I am trying to lose weight -- currently managing to get off about 3# every 5 days -- so far -- trying to get to 160# & good BMI #s)
earl 'cliche' guevera --
Sounds good -- Br Cuthbert fixes Indian food frequently, including his homemade chutney
Molly --
Sweet kids -- how's the Rosie diaper issue coming?
Gotta run to recreation (required of us monastic introverts) -- actually late -- I'll try to stop by after Compline
Atta: I'm doing OCI in a few weeks. In particular, with a Des Moines firm. Any advice?
underwhelm
Hmmmmm,
Stay away from the State Fair.
Aw Damn!
This weekend in Des Moines was our SciFi Convention Demicon.
And I just had my Klingon outfit pressed and my bat'leth sharpened!
They're up to 273 at this point.
Oddly enough, every prime number child born has six fingers on each hand.
This weekend in Des Moines was our SciFi Convention Demicon.
I once had a a co-worker in Cedar Rapids tell me she was nerdy enough to get a hotel room for the Iowa Sci Fi cons, but not as nerdy as those people who get all dressed up. She wanted me to be clear about that.
I can't stand Mel Gibson but what he said about the Jews is true. They just started another war for fuck's sake. Israel has no right to exist, they are a terrorist nation.
Anonymousse
Well, I see I was namestolen why I was away.
I just finished re-reading Empire by Gore Vidal -- it's based in Washington during the McKinley/Roosevelt administrations. William Randolph Hearst is a major character. I kept thinking, Oh my God, it's almost the same shit all over again a century later.
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I mean, we've foresworn, haven't we, with the progress we've made in precision weaponry (often un-precise, of course, but still), with better technologies for espying the enemy, with the painstaking growth of international human rights laws and norms against genocide, and mass slaughter, and population transfers, and collective punishment--we've tried to move towards a more civilized future, one where there is rule of law, and where civilization, not barbarity, reigns?
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All wasted money according to that bloodthirsty, warmongering, little bigot, Glenn Reynolds.
Oh Wait, he wasn't actually ADVOCATING the slaughter of every male 15 to 60 was he? Naw, that would take a spine.
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preemptive nuclear strike?
remember - our guys are INSANE!
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Josh can bitch and moan about Glenn's treatment but two things stand out. Josh supported the war in the face of international and domestic opposition based on common sense. Then Josh tells us that in order to do it right, we have to rain down terror on Iraq. Josh should explain why he fell for the propaganda and why he would not do it again. Everything else is whining on his part.
Kill Jews. Win big prizes on the internet
Lebanon war and its reasons
Im astonished by the fact that Hizbollah is right now attacking Israel. The Israelis could sharpen their swords for six years and its highly probable that they know here to hit. Thus this war raises more questions for me than it answers. Firstly this attack is executed by a force that doesnt represent a state.
I watched TV and some Arab said "Israel is the enemy." Suddenly this war is sublimed to Arab
nationalism whereas it had the "Alluha Akbar" credo for 3 weeks.
Well, as mentioned before, the Israelis know where to hit and its unprobable that they cause unnecessary civilian casualties.
Thus this sudden turn in ideology is a bit decloakin or dismantling.
Furthermore an Israeli mentioned that Hizbollah is hindering civilians from leaving the border area. So there is a certain interest in making Israel look bad thru killing civilians. Now lets look around: ho has lost image and reputation recently among the Arabs: Iran. Why should they have to proof that theyre a unifier among the Arabs? Probably because they reinforced sectarian violence in Iraq. Did they have other reasons? Yes their nuke prog. Itll surely disguide public attention from them towards the war in Lebanon.
Lets get back to this nationalism track. Somebody is trying to get national identity without having a nation. Whatfor? The fastest answer is again: Iran. Arabs will counter exterior efforts forgettin about their passports. Shortly the Iranian nuke prog. Cheap, motivated soldiers for Iran. Whats bad about this? Well first up you can burn Lebanon. The infrastructure is gone for five years. But again good for Iran: The zionists would never be able to cause similiar damage in their moolah state, I guess.
Finaaly, in times of chaos people tend to turn to more rigid ideologies. Again good for Iran.
Despite they themselves caused the conflict. But I guess theyre able to wash this small stain off thru propaganda. So waht I really dont like about this is that they try to gain integrity thru anti-integrity.
911 was sth. like this for me: Bush governed a divided nation after the election 2000 and BLIM - after 911 the country was united AGAINST somebody without caring about "normal" probs anymore
like state debt for example.
In comparison this Lebanon war is carried out by hypocrite pharisees mutants. I dont like the leader of Hizbollah calling for the extinction of Israel in his hollow fashion without providing any proper reason for the Lebanese where their advantage is. This is a war mainly fought on terms like extincting Israel without any connection to reality. Thus its highly probable that this war has its roots in Teheran.
The world is on fire, thanks to the US and Israel and most americans insist on looking at their navels.
That Graham Allison and other experts think the odds or nuclear terrorism are not small worries me. I've occassionally thought about moving a bit farther from Manhattan.
The "our actual reponse" part is what really worries me. I think part one would be that the Islamic world vanishes. I think two would be no more Bill of Rights.
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