I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
It is! It IS a big truck!
Must block at third
Whilst gooooooogling for a cheap cell phone signal detector, I came acoss this...unusual site. Tinfoil hats ON...
"sugar tits"
Nim,
Mark Fuhrman applies his highly respected investigative skills...
Bwahahahhhahaaa!!!!
Fore!
jesus tits.
I finally broke down and got myself a mobile phone today. I feel so grownup now....
Re-co-nnected, and it feeeeeels so goooood...
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bonsoir
They shoulda pulled Gibson's ass out of the police car and tasered his ass for an hour.
nice Curly
Where am I?
Whilst gooooooogling for a cheap cell phone signal detector, I came acoss this...unusual site. Tinfoil hats ON...
An essential accessory for those who drink Vivo:
http://www.drinkvivo.com/
vivo_yo...fe_new2vivo.htm
and tasered his ass for an hour.
Sugar Tits should have personally tasered his balls. But of course that asshole can afford some serious lawyers......
This is why I hate us.
A homemaker active in her children’s schools, Mrs. Dobrich said she had asked the board to develop policies that would leave no one feeling excluded because of faith. People booed and rattled signs that read “Jesus Saves,” she recalled. Her son had written a short statement, but he felt so intimidated that his sister read it for him. In his statement, Alex, who was 11 then, said: “I feel bad when kids in my class call me ‘Jew boy.’ I do not want to move away from the house I have lived in forever.”
Later, another speaker turned to Mrs. Dobrich and said, according to several witnesses, “If you want people to stop calling him ‘Jew boy,’ you tell him to give his heart to Jesus.”
I finally broke down and got myself a mobile phone today. I feel so grownup now....
blerb
(the kids call em Cell Phones)
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Please. No more baby showers.
There's gotta be something in the water.
ohhh Top Gear is doing the Kamon Posche, In red.
don't have a cell phone and don't want one.there.
Are we ever going to know the identity of the female cop that Gibson called "sugar tits?"
Anti-semite Tits!
don't have a cell phone and don't want one.there.
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There's two of us.
All this talk about tits but I don't see any.
Something is wrong...
.
Are we ever going to know the identity of the female cop that Gibson called "sugar tits?"
T. H. Stain
Not unless she goes sugar tits-up.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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jesus tits.
watertiger
"Peter upon my rack you shall build this Church"
Are we ever going to know the identity of the female cop that Gibson called "sugar tits?"
T. H. Stain
i'm sure Playboy is already on the phone trying to reach her
the kids call em Cell Phones)
Ah. I thought that was passe already. At least I didn't get myself a Blackberry or a Treo. We took a little vacation trip down to San Diego and my friend Steve couldn't stop dicking with his Treo for five minutes, even while we were at the beach. It was pathetic.
Are we ever going to know the identity of the female cop that Gibson called "sugar tits?"
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She'll have her own detective show this Fall.
I've got a mobil phone. I don't ever use it. I just pay for it.
My husband insists.
Well, I did use it once when someone tailended me. But I was so upset, I forgot how to dial.
"Peter upon my rack you shall build this Church"
I want communion there.
Later, another speaker turned to Mrs. Dobrich and said, according to several witnesses, “If you want people to stop calling him ‘Jew boy,’ you tell him to give his heart to Jesus.”
R. McGeddon
Aiyeeeeee!
don't have a cell phone and don't want one.there.
==
There's two of us.
You two should call each other.
Afternoon/early evening, rational people.
I recall some folks talking about CNN's rather apocalyptic slant recently -- and didn't think much about it until I saw a promo for Paula Zahn's Monday offering: "COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEDDON?" Yeesh. Must have something to do with having headquarters in Atlanta.
Mel Gibson, Kyle.
Mel. Gibson.
Are we ever going to know the identity of the female cop that Gibson called "sugar tits?"
T. H. Stain
I believe she's just signed-on to do next seasons 'Surreal Life.'
I've got a mobil phone.
I have an Exxon phone.
Atlas Tits, or otherwise known as Supertits.
Are we ever going to know the identity of the female cop that Gibson called "sugar tits?"
T. H. Stain
Put Mark Fuhrman on the case. With his investigative skills we should have an answer right away.
bloody hell NTodd, how many blogs do you operate these days? You're ALWAYS here, when do you have time for them???
I believe she's just signed-on to do next seasons 'Surreal Life.'
Surreal Tits!
Surreal Tits!
I dont know, they look surreal to me.
"Peter upon my rack you shall build this Church"
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don't have a cell phone and don't want one.there.
Plum P
Once felt that way, now, they are great.
Melissa bought me one and I thought, WTF am I gonna do with this? You can call/recieve calls anywhere. If you don't want to, just turn it off.
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bloody hell NTodd, how many blogs do you operate these days? You're ALWAYS here, when do you have time for them???
I have almost as many blogs as Liberal Mountain has children. And I have a time machine.
Fortunately, on a couple blogs, I'm actually officially working now!
bloody hell NTodd, how many blogs do you operate these days? You're ALWAYS here, when do you have time for them???
Plum P
i don't know how many time i have to repeat this, but NTodd is everywhere.
or as he prefers omnipresent.
the kids call em Cell Phones)
Ah. I thought that was passe already. At least I didn't get myself a Blackberry or a Treo. We took a little vacation trip down to San Diego and my friend Steve couldn't stop dicking with his Treo for five minutes, even while we were at the beach. It was pathetic.
blerb | 07.29.06 - 7:09 pm |
There was a photo in the paper this week, man and his two young daughters on one of the rides at the county fair. He's on his phone. Dude, shut up and enjoy the ride with your daughters, alright? Save you money on therapists later.
Don't have one of the things.
just making myself a cosmopolitian 
At least Mel is keeping it real. "Sugar tits" has a ring to it that "high fructose corn syrup tits" lacks.
what is it with cats and toilet paper???
http://www.dailykitten.com/
NTodd--is Mr. Peabody your assistant?
i don't know how many time i have to repeat this, but NTodd is everywhere.
or as he prefers omnipresent.
I've decided I prefer eclairs.
Her son had written a short statement, but he felt so intimidated that his sister read it for him. In his statement, Alex, who was 11 then, said: “I feel bad when kids in my class call me ‘Jew boy.’ I do not want to move away from the house I have lived in forever.”
Later, another speaker turned to Mrs. Dobrich and said, according to several witnesses, “If you want people to stop calling him ‘Jew boy,’ you tell him to give his heart to Jesus.”
Can we please shame these non-Christians and run them out of our country, which is supposed to embrace people of all races and religions? Can we? Please?
Why aren't we fighting these fucker here, too?
Whilst gooooooogling for a cheap cell phone signal detector, I came acoss this...unusual site. Tinfoil hats ON...
Elmer, PHD
The site itself made me run for the tin foil.
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Aw Damn!
This weekend in Des Moines was our SciFi Convention, Demicon. And I missed it.
And I just had my Klingon outfit pressed and my bat'leth sharpened!
Fortunately, on a couple blogs, I'm actually officially working now!
NTodd
making or wasting money?
NTodd--is Mr. Peabody your assistant?
That fucking dog is eating too many damned cookies.
At least Mel is keeping it real. "Sugar tits" has a ring to it that "high fructose corn syrup tits" lacks.
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If he hadn't benn drunk, he mightg have referred to them as "Splenda tits."
in case you missed it
cute and relaxing Saturday Niece Blogging
Tits!
Where's Woot, anyway?
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“If you want people to stop calling him ‘Jew boy,’ you tell him to give his heart to Jesus.”
Truly, this person deserves a private audience with Mr Slugger from Louisville.
NTodd--I could supply more cookies, but make sure that Sherman kid doesn't eat any.
don't have a cell phone and don't want one.there.
Plum P
I used to feel the same way. But then I got stuck for over two hours on the approach to the Bay Bridge because my alternator belt slipped. A few weeks later, I got stood up at Marine World for 90 minutes because my friend's daughter got carsick on the way there. Both of these situations could have been prevented by a cell phone, so I started feeling like a total schlemiehl for not having one.
i don't know how many time i have to repeat this, but NTodd is everywhere.
He's omnivorous!
If he hadn't benn drunk, he mightg have referred to them as "Splenda tits."
mena
I hear they were big, sweet and low.
Whilst gooooooogling for a cheap cell phone signal detector, I came acoss this...unusual site. Tinfoil hats ON...
Elmer, PHD
tin foil hats literally.
maybe the side effect is the same as being 'targeted' but thats abou tit...
Later Bats.
Off to see POTC II with my chain smoking secretary.
making or wasting money?
Um...making money for me. Not for the company as yet, but I expect an 18 month gestation. Part of it is the new blog, part's a "skunkworks" thing I just started.
Oh, and my boss asked me if I could go up to half-time, and I agreed starting September 1.
Seity is adorable Moonboo!
Sharpening the bat'leth? Is that what the kids call it now?
best not tell the right wrongosphere
'Cher journal': French love affair with internet results in world's top bloggers
What is the French for a "blog"? The answer is "un blog" - and the French have seized on them more enthusiastically than any other nation. By several yardsticks, the French are more rabid bloggers than even the Americans, who invented them.
According to one recent survey, six million French men and women, or one in 10 of the population, have blogs, or interactive internet diaries, devoted to their personal lives, thoughts, anguishes, loves and hatreds.
This figure, based on unchecked claims by French internet users, is regarded as exaggerated. A more conservative survey, by the respected media study company Médiamétrie, puts the number of active French blogs at just over three million - still proportionately far ahead of the US and by far the largest number in Europe. Britain is estimated to have more than one million blogs.
Plum P thank you
she is a peach, I love being an aunt
He's omnivorous!
I don't eat fennel. Or lima beans. Or yams.
And I just had my Klingon outfit pressed and my bat'leth sharpened!
Hey, it's Saturday night! Go out anyway.
He's omnivorous!
Itchy Brother | 07.29.06 - 7:16 pm | #
He's eclairvorous and thers is bacoverous.
multi-tasking at the moment
drinking a cosmo, watching an episode of Buffy and hanging out here 
cause i love you guys and this place (barring the trolls)
Later, another speaker turned to Mrs. Dobrich and said, according to several witnesses, “If you want people to stop calling him ‘Jew boy,’ you tell him to give his heart to Jesus.”
that'll solve it.
Panda nursery.
HoneyBearKelly?
ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
NTodd sez:
I don't eat fennel. Or lima beans. Or yams.
Freak.
.
Both of these situations could have been prevented by a cell phone, so I started feeling like a total schlemiehl for not having one.
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I know, and I can't damn them for uselessness - they're very handy. And there are fewer public phones around all the time. I still hate them.
And I just had my Klingon outfit pressed and my bat'leth sharpened!
Hey, it's Saturday night! Go out anyway.
watertiger
Well, I am, but I'm not changing out of my hobbit outfit.
I make a damn sexy Rosie Cotton.
the sugar tits thing is still going?
Apparently John McCain's son is enlisting in the Marines, and this single enlistment changes the entire political dynamic in one fell swoop. From Time.com, home of Ana(lsex) Marie Cox:
"And then there's 2008. McCain already has strong national-security credentials. His son's service only strengthens his position. It will neutralize the assertions of the left that Republicans are "chicken hawks," pursuing the war for ideological reasons without any connection to the pain of it."
Got that? The matter is settled by decree of Time magazine. Petey Beinart, Jonah Goldberg, Patrick MacHenry, all prime-fighting age members of the Bush clan, every frat boy with yellow ribbon on his SUV, and all the rest are now excused from actually fighting the war they advocate, b/c John McCain's son joined up. Think it can't get better, get this:
"More than anything else, though, the country may find itself viewing Iraq through McCain's eyes as it follows his son's progress."
Is there such a thing as transferred narcissism? The Fundies think Bush is the center of the Universe, the Liberal Media thinks it's John McCain. Helluva time to be on the wagon, when such things are published by "respectable" news outlets.
Still goooooogling for a signal detector. Still finding stuff...
Scroll down to 3rd pic from the bottom. Read the caption on the right.
wait till mccain's son dies and is resurrected
Enjoy what?
I have a mobile and I feel lost without it heh
Australia sends its regards and says, "Sugar Tits? Oi! Put 'em on the barbi!"
Freak.
Yes, I do like to get my freak on. And take digital pictures while I'm at it.
is mccain's son adopted?
will there soon be an Operation Sugar Tits?
Is McCain's son the black love child Rove told us all about in 2000?
I don't eat fennel. Or lima beans. Or yams. -NTodd
Typical leftblogvegefascism.
I don't eat fennel. Or lima beans. Or yams.
Karen Finley called. She wants her yams back.
Freak.
Yes, I do like to get my freak on. And take digital pictures while I'm at it.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
In or out of focus?
I don't know if this kid is adopted, the "black baby" McCain burned on the altar of Rove is a girl.
watertiger sez:
Australia sends its regards and says, "Sugar Tits? Oi! Put 'em on the barbi!"
Upside-down tits?
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HoneyBear Kelly,
Oh, so cuuuuuuuuuuute! I want a baby panda bear for a pet.
will there soon be an Operation Sugar Tits?
Sir, I volunteer, sir!
Mmmm. More lima beans for me.
Spain tackles civil war fallout
Spain's government has backed a bill to address the grievances of the losing side in the civil war of the 1930s.
The law, which must be approved by parliament, offers the possibility of compensation to victims of the war and dictatorship of Francisco Franco.
The deputy PM said the bill would help Spain to close a "tragic chapter", but it was criticised by the opposition.
About 350,000 people were killed in the three-year war before the Nationalists defeated the Republicans in 1939.
i>Australia sends its regards and says, "Sugar Tits? Oi! Put 'em on the barbi!"
I would like them on a GI Joe
In or out of focus?
Out of focus. Vaseline on the lens and...
NTodd sez:
digital pictures
Freak.
.
will there soon be an Operation Sugar Tits?
Beets me.
the "black baby" McCain burned on the altar of Rove is a girl.
Or was a girl, before having the sex change operation, according to Jeb Bush for President 2008.
i'm not big on the whole idea of fighting wars. fighting the wrong war, in the wrong way, at the wrong time is just patently stupid.
politcs: "big ideas, images, and distorted facts."
fuck mccain, fuck bush, fuck lieberman.
you know what, fuck america, they voted for these assholes.
Beets me. -Attaturk
Someone's asking for a caning.
will there soon be an Operation Sugar Tits?
Is this what the Secret Service calls it when they drive Bush over to Foggy Bottom to see Condi and....oh I can't go on
did atrios say anything about the philadelphia man getting arrested for taking a picture of a police action on the street behind his house?
use a picture phone go to jail
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NTodd sez:
digital pictures
Freak.
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spork_incident
Dinosaur.
I still hate them.
mena
I hate the obnoxious ring tones.
A coworkers kids call and if she's not at her desk they call right back, repeatedly. Her ring tone sucks and is set on max loud. My boss even walked out of his office, once, and said he was gonna out law ring tones.
.
titmouse
TitRat
"I have a mobile and I feel lost without it heh"
--Moonbootica,
Do you text message?
I was at my mom's this past week and my brother and his family came for dinner. His son must have pulled out his phone at least five times and sent messages to his friends.
I wouldn't know where to start, and don't want to know.
Karen Finley called. She wants her yams back.
Mmmm...chocolate...
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Beets me. -Attaturk
Someone's asking for a caning.
JeffCO
==
Unless he takes powder?
you know what, fuck america, they voted for these assholes.
America is a we, not a they.
Upside-down tits?
earmuffs.
heh heh heh, she said "muff".
I don't have that patience to text message, what a pain in the ass
I wouldn't know where to start, and don't want to know.
mer
Same here.
.
My dog is banging her water dish.
What subtle message is she sending me I wonder?
mer yeah, I find it useful at university and when I need to meet up with friends at short notice.
I do text more than I phone.
what a pain in the ass
u mean wht a pn n t ass.
NTodd sez:
Dinosaur.
[runs from room and throws self down on bed, sobbing.]
.
What subtle message is she sending me I wonder? Attaturk
She needs a lover who won't drive her crazy?
My dog is banging her water dish.
What subtle message is she sending me I wonder?
Attaturk! Attaturk! Attaturk!
[/pacino]
I don't have that patience to text message, what a pain in the ass
It's easierand less painful if you use your fingers.
both my parents have mobile phones as do my siblings.
even my Grandad Ron has a mobile phone.
My dog is banging her water dish.
What subtle message is she sending me I wonder?
I hear ntodd speaks morse code.
what a pain in the ass
u mean wht a pn n t ass.
underwhelm
See, I couldn't even think of that and I tried to.
I AM OLD
and heat exhausted.
what a pain in the ass
u mean wht a pn n t ass.
underwhelm
See, I couldn't even think of that and I tried to.
I AM OLD
and heat exhausted.
My dog is banging her water dish.
What subtle message is she sending me I wonder?
Is it, she really, really...really, loves that water dish?
heh heh heh, she said "muff".
Tasmania!
(I have no idea what this means.)
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Attaturk! Attaturk! Attaturk! [/pacino] NTodd
In his absence I declare that Eli-worthy!
Attaturk! Attaturk! Attaturk! [/pacino] NTodd
Unless he takes powder?
mena
I don't get it.
.
[runs from room and throws self down on bed, sobbing.]
That's just what T. Rex did after the meteor hit.
I am on pay as you go, rather than a set contract.
That's just what T. Rex did after the meteor hit.
Bolan for maulers?
I do text more than I phone.
The generational divide.
Actually, I don't even phone all that much. I like to be left alone if I can be.
Now, all you kids! Get off of my grass!
You know, Eli wasn't all that.
Is it, she really, really...really, loves that water dish?
Attaturk
I wasn't gonna say that.
.
Um, there is water in her water dish, righ?
my brother is a phone geek, he is always upgrading to a newer and better one.
I am on pay as you go, rather than a set contract.
That's the way it works behind the Tastee Freeze.
I am on pay as you go
Well, you don't know me, but I know you. And I've got a message to give to you. Here come the planes. So you better get ready. Ready to go.
You know, Eli wasn't all that.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
Punny you would say that.
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agave - it should have said "takes A powder." You know, antique slang for hightailing it. *sigh*
I totally blame NTodd.
he is always upgrading to a newer and better one.
Americans are systematically deprived of some sweet phone technology you see in Europe and Asia. We get to choose between crap and prohibitively expensive crap.
I AM OLD
Will you wear your trousers rolled?
Do you dare to eat a peach?
Are we the leaf, the blossom, or the bole?
Just in case people really wanted to know, I've got a new podcast up (rewhore).
Do you dare to eat a peach?
Flirting?
That's the way it works behind the Tastee Freeze.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
No, that's pay as you come.
.
That's just what T. Rex did after the meteor hit.
My T. Rex can beat up your T. Rex.
THE POWER OF TRI-X COMPELS YOU!
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For the record, it's easier to blame Eli now that he's betrayed us.
NTodd,
Thank you for re-whoring. I love your podcasts and I didn't know.
Well, upon investigation, it appears that she just wanted water...like the last 1,000 times.
Do you dare to eat a peach?
==
What happened to WT, with the coffee? No spoons?
Do you dare to eat a peach?
Why am I suddenly reminded of Wild at Heart?
Thank you for re-whoring.
He will have his rewhored in heaven.
TMZ has learned that Deputy Mee audiotaped the entire exchange between himself and Gibson, from the time of the traffic stop to the time Gibson was put in the patrol car, and that the tape fully corroborates the written report.
Hopefully this tape will be making the internet rounds SOON.
Oh, yay! Friends is on now!
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Hecate - I'm glad to be a slut. No charge.
Now - everybody up from their afternoon nap?
Times like this, I just pretend to be William Bendix and let the rest all go away.
And yes. Yes, I am indeed old. Very, very, very old. But my blood pressure's pretty darned perky.
my maternal grandfather turns 90 next year (thats if he makes it, which he should as he is being fitted with a pacemaker on Monday).
my poor Granny fell out with her middle daughter, my Aunty Shelia, my Granny is a very stubbon and is trying to adapt to these changed circumstances.
I don't want a new cell phone. I've finally figured out how to use the one that I have and it has like a kazillion numbers programmed into it.
For the record, it's easier to blame Eli now that he's betrayed us.
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But so much less satisfying.
Does anybody find CNN calling a show "This Week at War" a little icky?
I expect the ghost of "Mel Allen" to host it.
"An IED killed three soldiers, how about that!"
He will have his rewhored in heaven.
No, they're s'posed to be virgins.
my dad's mobile is a simplified one, with big keys and easy to access.
Why am I suddenly reminded of Wild at Heart? -NTodd
Debating heading down Denver way for the crisp new 20th anniversary release print of Blue Velvet tonight.
Hour 22 of Instawanker's silence on the fact that the Seattle shooter had a concealed weapons permit.
What happened to WT, with the coffee? No spoons?
No soap, radio.
Keep Taxpayer Dollars Out of Bill Gates' Pocket
Keep Taxpayer Dollars Out of Bill Gates' Pocket
Elmer -- sweet!
Power is good. Using it is good... Except in the hands of the Bush Family.
I love it when I stumble on something like this.
Did the kneebiters go back to the ward?
Debating heading down Denver way for the crisp new 20th anniversary release print of Blue Velvet tonight.
Heineken?? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!! (sucks mask...)
Well, upon investigation, it appears that she just wanted water...like the last 1,000 times.
Attaturk
Speaking of which, did Arthur GWPDA find a water bowl for traveling?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060.../
lebanon_israel
More Israeli direct hits on civilians and UN personnel:
On Saturday, Israel made its closest strike to Hezbollah ally Syria yet. Warplanes hit the Lebanese side of a Syrian-Lebanese border crossing, forcing the closure of the main transit point for refugees fleeing and humanitarian aid entering Lebanon.
On the Lebanon-Israel border, an Israeli strike hit near a U.N. peacekeepers' station, wounding two. The world body had just relocated unarmed U.N. observers to the peacekeepers' posts for safety, after a strike Tuesday killed four.
Throughout, Lebanese civilians have suffered the most from the fighting, which erupted after Hezbollah kidnapped two Israeli soldiers and killed one in a cross-border raid July 12.
A strike outside the market town of Nabatiyeh crushed a house, killing a woman and her five children, and a man in a nearby house, Lebanese security officials said. Elsewhere, six bodies were dug from the rubble of a house destroyed Friday in the town of Ain Arab, they said.
Who will paint the Guernica to memorialize the horrors of this war?
What happened to WT, with the coffee? No spoons?
I don't drink coffee, but I am objectively pro-spoon.
Do you dare to eat a peach?
Peaches are in season now.
Just sayin'.
Thank you, Mr. Prufrock.
.
Well, upon investigation, it appears that she just wanted water...like the last 1,000 times.
==
Sounds like a pattern might be developing. Just something to keep an eye on.
ater, another speaker turned to Mrs. Dobrich and said, according to several witnesses, “If you want people to stop calling him ‘Jew boy,’ you tell him to give his heart to Jesus.”
Howzabout the young man turn to her and say "Chuy doesn't love bigots madame. The plank sticking out of your own eye must be impeding your sight."
All this talk about tits but I don't see any.
Something is wrong...
Oops, I forgot I don't have a webcam.
Pulling my t-shirt back down now.
All this talk about tits but I don't see any.
Something is wrong...
Oops, I forgot I don't have a webcam.
Pulling my t-shirt back down now.
"Sugar Tits? Oi! Put 'em on the barbi!"
I would imagine Ken will be quite pleased, unless that new boyband he joined has corrupted his masculinity.
Who can blame Eli? Sounds like he's got a good thing going.
Although I do miss him here.
The generational divide.
Actually, I don't even phone all that much. I like to be left alone if I can be
Heh heh...that's why I like email, I can answer on my own schedule. I've come to regard teh ringing phone as an intruder.
The generational divide.
Actually, I don't even phone all that much. I like to be left alone if I can be
Heh heh...that's why I like email, I can answer on my own schedule. I've come to regard teh ringing phone as an intruder.
"An IED killed three soldiers, how about that!"
"An 8-1-6-5 triple play!"
my dad's mobile is a simplified one, with big keys and easy to access.
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek
Now, I would like one of those!
Good evening watertiger
How was that delicious pie for your sister?
you know what, fuck america, they voted for these assholes.
America is a we, not a they.
JeffCO
not for me bubba. i decidedly did not vote for 25 years 'cause i ain't into this "we" shit. ok, this year i made the leap. but "we" are still torturing people, still spying on "we", and generally making a mess of the world. if democrats don't a house this fall that's it for me.
Well, the last I heard of Arab
He was stuck on a whale...
I asked the captain what his name was
And how come he didn't drive a truck
He said his name was Columbus
I just said, "Good luck."
Debating heading down Denver way for the crisp new 20th anniversary release print of Blue Velvet tonight.
Do it, man. Remember how good it was when you went to see WaH.
My compromise is to send Sprint a check every month but never use my cell.
This Australian cabsav is pretty smooth.
*hic*
Riots in Somalia after minister is shot dead
Hundreds of people rioted near the headquarters of Somalia's virtually powerless government yesterday, after a minister was fatally shot as he walked from morning prayers.
People took to the streets and set fires just hours after Abdallah Isaaq Deerow, Somalia's minister for constitutional and federal affairs, was shot in the chest. A 35-year-old man was arrested, said Baidoa's police chief, Aadin Biid. He gave no other details.
The shooting was the second this week of a lawmaker in Baidoa, the only town controlled by the fragile administration. Mohammed Ibrahim Mohammed, chairman of the parliamentary committee for constitutional affairs, was injured on Wednesday night. It was not clear whether the shootings were connected or politically motivated.
One of us directed Arthur to a location with a fine travelling bowl! Which we must now order.
had 2 glasses of Cote Du Rhone and am now on a cosmopolitian
How was that delicious pie for your sister?
I believe the term "fucking fantastic" is applicable.
Contemplating having a slice this very minute.
My compromise is to send Sprint a check every month but never use my cell.
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Now that's just sensible.
Moon,
you might want to rethink the order in which you consume your spirits.
Higher octane first, then downgrade to the lesser stuff. Save yourself that much more of a headache the next day.
My life has drastically improved.
Monsieur brought me "Pinky and the Brain" on DVD.
Now, if the Democrats can just take Congress...
not for me bubba. i decidedly did not vote for 25 years 'cause i ain't into this "we" shit. ok, this year i made the leap. but "we" are still torturing people, still spying on "we", and generally making a mess of the world. if democrats don't a house this fall that's it for me.
It's 'we' no matter whether you participate or not. The American ideal is 'we' whether we've ever lived up to it or not. The blood, the torture, the death, it's all collectively 'we'. We're in it, we own it.
Can I get an amen, NTodd?
watertiger good advice
watertiger sez:
This Australian cabsav is pretty smooth.
*hic*
Yer gonna get all sloppy and tell us how much you love us, ain't ya?
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I believe the term "fucking fantastic" is applicable.
Excellent.
I made a peach cake today although I hold no delusions that it was in the same league as your fine work. Still, tasty.
IDF hits civilian and UN targets again today:
On Saturday, Israel made its closest strike to Hezbollah ally Syria yet. Warplanes hit the Lebanese side of a Syrian-Lebanese border crossing, forcing the closure of the main transit point for refugees fleeing and humanitarian aid entering Lebanon.
NEW PARAGRAPH On the Lebanon-Israel border, an Israeli strike hit near a U.N. peacekeepers' station, wounding two. The world body had just relocated unarmed U.N. observers to the peacekeepers' posts for safety, after a strike Tuesday killed four.
Throughout, Lebanese civilians have suffered the most from the fighting, which erupted after Hezbollah kidnapped two Israeli soldiers and killed one in a cross-border raid July 12.
A strike outside the market town of Nabatiyeh crushed a house, killing a woman and her five children, and a man in a nearby house, Lebanese security officials said. Elsewhere, six bodies were dug from the rubble of a house destroyed Friday in the town of Ain Arab, they said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060.../
lebanon_israel
There must have been some "incrimination" to cause "the most moral army in the world" to target this woman's house.
See earlier posts: http://www.haloscan.com/
comments...8811399#8314896
http://www.haloscan.com/
comments...8811399#8314896
Syria-Lebanon border crossing hit
An Israeli missile strike has hit the main Lebanese border crossing into Syria, forcing its closure for the first time in the 18-day-old conflict.
Jets fired three missiles at the Masnaa crossing, which lies about 300 metres beyond a Lebanese customs post.
The area is considered to be part of Lebanese territory.
Security officials said there were no casualties from the strike, which damaged two cars.
Police sealed off the area and prevented journalists from coming close.
I like FDL's comment section.
Nice people and very welcoming.
Stuck my toe in the water there not to long ago.
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Yer gonna get all sloppy and tell us how much you love us, ain't ya?
Nah. I'll probably just doze off in the corner.
Sallyh: Monsieur brought me "Pinky and the Brain" on DVD.
Life's simple pleasures!
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Oooooh, it's George Brent night on TCM!
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I used to feel the same way. But then I got stuck for over two hours on the approach to the Bay Bridge because my alternator belt slipped. A few weeks later, I got stood up at Marine World for 90 minutes because my friend's daughter got carsick on the way there. Both of these situations could have been prevented by a cell phone, so I started feeling like a total schlemiehl for not having one.
blerb | 07.29.06 - 7:16 pm
These are what cells phones are for. But sadly, cell phones bring out the inner stupidity and self-absortion of many, many people, and so make me want to shove their cell phones up their ass.
Apologies for double post! It seemed to have mostly disappeared. Huh?
Irving,
How can peach cake be bad?
Remember how good it was when you went to see WaH. -NTodd
There's also a documentary about Tibetan nuns showing at the same place, same time. Rather different speeds. But they use real butter on the popcorn (auauaughghghghgh). Plus I could skip down further south to catch the Leonard Cohen movie later and finish off with a midnight showing of O Brother. OTOH it's hot out and I feel lazy.
Ehhh...confession time:
I'm mostly over at FDL myself.
Sorry.
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Yer gonna get all sloppy and tell us how much you love us, ain't ya?
Nah, she's gonna start making lots of horrible anti-semitic statements. Right after she fetches me an eclair.
I'm not at all sure that throwing up is ameliorated by a cell phone. Maybe in California. Pepto bismol usually helps in Arizona.
Jeffraham--just like cats and good food!
Ehhh...confession time:
I'm mostly over at FDL myself.
Freak.
Olaf and I are drinking beer and discussing the conditions our conditions are in
wish you were here...
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when I was in Wengen (the year I damaged my knee) I was resting at a local cafe and next to my family's table was an Irish lady talking very loudly into her mobile phone, i mean we learnt everything about her job and what she was up to
when I was in Wengen (the year I damaged my knee) I was resting at a local cafe and next to my family's table was an Irish lady talking very loudly into her mobile phone, i mean we learnt everything about her job and what she was up to
How can peach cake be bad?
watertiger
Still working on the new oven thing. I'm not quite used to gas. I also think it might have been a little better if I had placed it on a higher rack. Escuses...escuses......
when I was in Wengen (the year I damaged my knee) I was resting at a local cafe and next to my family's table was an Irish lady talking very loudly into her mobile phone, i mean we learnt everything about her job and what she was up to
"It'll be fun: I'll bring my dildo!"
I'm not at all sure that throwing up is ameliorated by a cell phone.
Yeah, but at least you can share the moment with a distant loved one.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--just like cats and good food!
Or, in my case, a good cat, and some food.
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Olaf and I are drinking beer and discussing the conditions our conditions are in
wish you were here...
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WoodyGuthrie'sBlog-stoss
I may have found a local supplier of green chile hamburgers.
What fun! Just filled out the PLUS Loan form for my daughter's senior year, so I can be rejected (chap 7 bankruptcy in '04) then she can get socked for 9k+. Getting laid off in 2001 and being unemployed for 27 1/2 months really fucks up your finances.
Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Chicken Caesar and the Republican Niggerization of the middle class?
I'm mostly over at FDL myself.
Don't we have enough lawyers for you here?
Freak.
Dinosaur.
Wait...we've gotten backwards.
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Olaf and I are drinking beer and discussing the conditions our conditions are in - WoodyGuthrie'sBlog-stoss
Giving an organ recital, I see.
Nah. I'll probably just doze off in the corner.
Make sure you don't meet K-Lo there.
I'm mostly over at FDL myself.
Sorry.
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spork_incident
i've seen you, i'm keep'n an eye on you atriot traitors.
"we" my ass. well, one thing is for sure, when the recently expanded al qaeda brigades come gunn'n for "US" they won't be making any distinctions.
I'm very sorry for your trouble, bo. $9000 was darned near the entire cost of my BA, PhD and c.Phil. The snacks cost extra. Things haven't gotten any better.
Wait...we've gotten backwards.
Kinky.
i mean we learnt everything about her job and what she was up to
At the gym yesterday I was treated to a 10-minute phone conversation about some woman's kids, followed by a 15 minute recap of the conversation to some guy who wandered by.
It must get very lonely walking around being the only person on the planet.
Don't we have enough lawyers for you here?
Tena & Hecate are among my most favouate people.
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It must get very lonely walking around being the only person on the planet.
Ever seen The Quiet Earth?
"It'll be fun: I'll bring my dildo!"
"This just in: An M14 westbound bus swerved out of control and injured several people sitting on the steps of Union Square earlier tonight."
a few years back there was this comedy show by some guy called Dom Joly and one of his skits was speaking very loudly into a oversize mobile phone saying 'HELLO I'M IN THE SUPERMARKET, ITS RUBBISH'.
i've seen you, i'm keep'n an eye on you atriot traitors.
So this is what it's come to.
[palms six-shooter]
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BadboyzBadboyzWatchagonnado?
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Ever seen The Quiet Earth? -NTodd
Hey - thanks for reminding me - there's a snazzy new Anchor Bay DVD release of that that just came out last month.
I'm very sorry for your trouble, bo. $9000 was darned near the entire cost of my BA, PhD and c.Phil. The snacks cost extra. Things haven't gotten any better. - GWPDA, Yrate y Yclept
It boggles the mind. I made it through a year at SF State in 1965 on $100/mo for everything: tution, books, transportation, rent, and food.
Covered my last year at Berkeley, many moons later in '78 on a loan of $1,500.
wish you were here...
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WoodyGuthrie'sBlog-stoss
You know, so do I. I wish I could figure out a way to support myself there. I'd move to Albuq in a minnit.
the show was called Trigger Happy TV
Trigger Happy TV is a British hidden camera television show, created, produced by and starring Dom Joly. Unlike most hidden camera programmes, many of the scenes in Trigger Happy TV did not revolve around trapping normal people into embarrassing and impossible situations. Instead, Joly often made fun of himself rather than others, and many scenes made people stop and either laugh or simply wonder what was going on; the passers-by are never made aware of the fact that they are on television, presumably until they sign a release form allowing the use of the footage shot.
Such scenes include Joly answering a very large mobile (cell) phone and shouting at the top of his voice (normally in quiet locations like golf courses, movie theaters, and libraries), a chef chasing an actor in a large rat costume out of a restaurant, and two actors dressed as masked Mexican wrestlers getting into a spontaneous fight in a grocery store.
I'm mostly over at FDL myself.
No one's ever mostly over at Rising Hegemon.
Except pansypoo.
Good ol' pansypoo.
Ever seen The Quiet Earth?
Oooo, brilliant movie.
I didn't think anyone else had seen it.
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Forgot my CD wallet! Gotta have road tunes, right? "The Division Bell" really is sadly underrated. Getting into some old Emerson, Lake and Palmer, too. And The Doobie Brothers. Real rock n roll, ya know what I'm sayin'?! Okay, really out this time. Later, bats!
Covered my last year at Berkeley, many moons later in '78 on a loan of $1,500.
bo
Yes - that would have covered it. UCLA saw $125 a quarter in fees, another $125 a quarter for general stuff - that left you enough to buy a book and a beer. What was more, we didn't need to court early bankruptcy for ourselves as a result.
No one's ever mostly over at Rising Hegemon.
Fuck you, Fez Boy. And goddamn your traffic that's, like, a hunnert times mine.
I wonder what makes a blog poplar, anyhoo?
I've probably also noted that the Young Republican guy I see at the gym who gets them to put Faux News on the big screen in the cardio room also has decided that his workout is further enhanced by talking loudly on his cellphone for his entire workout.
I use him as a test of my goodwill toward humanity.
Attaturk sez:
No one's ever mostly over at Rising Hegemon.
What's "Rising Hegemon"?
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I didn't think anyone else had seen it.
Freak.
Forgot my CD wallet!
Dinosaur.
"They shall return to us, happy and content to serve."
I'm mostly over at FDL myself.
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So how many defectors are there?
I'm not at all sure how to feel.....
I use him as a test of my goodwill toward humanity. - JeffCO
You need to test Louisville Sluggers for WGG.
Or DSH-generators.
I wonder what makes a blog poplar, anyhoo?
I'm oakin' to know.
$9000 was darned near the entire cost of my BA, PhD and c.Phil.
That would just about cover the textbooks now.
No one's ever mostly over at Rising Hegemon.
What's "Rising Hegemon"?
An exhibition of the finest Photoshop Artistry known to humankind.
my older sister is currently back at Chez Moonbootica
a flying visit, a friends wedding tomorrow.
then back to Ireland on Monday for another couple of weeks, then she returns.
The Israelis got the Palestinian Mick Shrimpton.
$9000 was darned near the entire cost of my BA, PhD and c.Phil.
That would just about cover the textbooks now.
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I'm resigned to passing on my debt for the masters to my descendants.
Billmon has been just incredible the last two weeks, but this might be the best one of all.
A few substitutions of "Iraq" and "United States" and you have the outcome of the Bush Doctrine as well.
I wonder what makes a blog poplar, anyhoo?
I'm oakin' to know. - watertiger
Don't tell me we're going to hear you balsam too as you pine fir traffic.
very best
my sister and I argue less these days, since she is often working abroad and with me at university.
So how many defectors are there?
I guess me, Eli, Jenny from the Blog.
Honestly, we can be bi-blog.
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I'm not at all sure how to feel.....
mena
Just said exchanged Hellos with Jenny from the Blog, there.
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I'm mostly over at FDL myself.
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So how many defectors are there?
I'm not at all sure how to feel.....
Soiled like the recipient of a one night stand.
"they don't call me any more!"
when we were both still at home we had really furious arguments as sisters do, always borrowing each others stuff, stepping on each other's toes.
my relationship with my brother was more placid (there is 9 years between us) but he did like to wind me up, his nickname for me as 'pooka'.
OK, I give up. Did Jesus exist?
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I wonder what makes a blog poplar, anyhoo?
I'm oakin' to know. - watertiger
Don't tell me we're going to hear you balsam too as you pine fir traffic.
You maple a random sample of readers to find out.
so blogging clans?
the blog mafia?
[i'm gonna send ntodd a case of kodak film...
...just to watch him die.]
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Damn, missed a trick. "as yew pine fir"
An exhibition of the finest Photoshop Artistry known to humankind.
He's a genius, really. Someone needs to get him a MacArthur grant.
OK, I give up. Did Jesus exist?
Graham Chapman did, at least.
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I use him as a test of my goodwill toward humanity.
JeffCO
Goopers are a test for everyone.
I realized the other day that every Gooper I've ever known, including (and especially) some females I've gotten close to have been manipulative, shallow assholes.
I hereby foreswear any further association with said Goopers, since none of them are worth a fuck!
You know, so do I. I wish I could figure out a way to support myself there. I'd move to Albuq in a minnit.
Diane
i can tell you this would be an issue.
then again i've had trouble supporting myself anwhere.
there's a cool postcard i used to see out there. guy in cowboy boots in the middle of nowhere walkin' towards his pick'em up. place: Anywhere, New Mexico
try Sante Fe, or as my buddy called it, minor league town with a major league attitude. but then there are the Mountains. the mountains make it worth the try.
Here I present Part One of a fascinating and learned disquisition on the ethics of sock-puppet investigations.
I also there touch upon the creepiness of guys in their 30s who are obsessed with "Blossom."
Clerks II is brilliant, by the way.
Is two hours of "toss the refrigerator" in the unit below justification for calling the cops? I mean, someone could be getting beaten to within an inch of their lives.
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You maple a random sample of readers to find out.
JeffCO
You misselled sapling (of readers).
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Well, Jesus Esquera down the block certainly exists. I've seen him mowing his lawn...
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watertiger sez:
He's a genius, really. Someone needs to get him a MacArthur grant.
You're getting to be the Photoshop artist yourself.
Kudos!
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don't fuck with the Jesus!
Graham Chapman did, at least.
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spork_incident
Pfft. We all know Brian exists...
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You misselled sapling (of readers).
Ash hole!
Is two hours of "toss the refrigerator" in the unit below justification for calling the cops? I mean, someone could be getting beaten to within an inch of their lives. -
Jeffraham Prestonian
If it's been accompanied by yelling and screaming, go for it.
Well, just checked the thread below.
I see I was namestolen by an anti-Semitic asshole while I was away.
arnie arneson is filling in while laura flanders is on vacation...i really like arnie arneson.
spork,
i'm slowly getting the hang of it, although I must say that I was awfully proud of the "Wild and Crazy Guys" shot.
If Atrios decided not to blog anymore, I'm not sure who would pick up the slack. I read many blogs on my morning trip around the internets, but I mostly read the comments here.
"I find your manner unpleasant."
I'm oakin' to know.
Don't be such an ash.
the Larch!
Someone needs to get him a MacArthur grant. -watertiger
Maybe we could start him out with a nice corncob pipe and work up to it.
multi-tasking at the moment
drinking a cosmo, watching an episode of Buffy and hanging out here
Well, I'm drinking a caipirina, mostly pretending to revise the introduction to my paper, and hanging out here. Later I'll go see Cars with my wife and son. I'm looking forward to it. It has got to be a lot better than that piece of crap POTC sequel
Is two hours of "toss the refrigerator" in the unit below justification for calling the cops? I mean, someone could be getting beaten to within an inch of their lives.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
This is a good question. I have called the cops before, but only when I was really worried.
Also, I have just yelled, "I'm calling the cops if this doesn't stop!" and it did.
It's no fun being in jail and in most states when the cops come someone is gonna go and it sucks.
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I never get namestolen anymore. Maybe I'll go hang at FDL...
Nah, this was the first blog I checked in on regularly. I'm too lazy to leave. Where's my beer?
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I hereby foreswear any further association with said Goopers, since none of them are worth a fuck!
Although protein may get out protein, hate never reduces hate.
i'm slowly getting the hang of it, although I must say that I was awfully proud of the "Wild and Crazy Guys" shot. - watertiger
Linky? Don't just stand there, blogwhore!
blerb | 07.29.06 - 8:21 pm | #
just cause i like you i'll let that one slide
There I sat in the pool, absently drinking and reading, leaving my trusty semi-conscious to work out the key issue of my day.... The last time I tried this I came up with the entirely reasonable and provable theme of my dissertation. This time? A truly swell research topic that will satisfy the Canadian committee entirely! Woooo-hooooo! The machine still works!
How to avoid being seen...
I'm oakin' to know.
Don't be such an ash.
You weeping willow!
I'm oakin' to know.
Don't be such an ash.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
I wooden say that!
Don't be such an ash.
Too late!
Nope. Still don't know how to feel. Not that that's unusual.
agave: This is a good question. I have called the cops before, but only when I was really worried.
Well, it's quieted down. I guess I'll wait for funny smells.
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i'm slowly getting the hang of it, although I must say that I was awfully proud of the "Wild and Crazy Guys" shot. watertiger
I wanted to kiss you for that.
Gibson to do Holocause Movie
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/
2...in1102867.shtml
If Atrios decided not to blog anymore, I'm not sure who would pick up the slack. I read many blogs on my morning trip around the internets, but I mostly read the comments here.
mer
Atrios has the best links. doesn't fill it up with a bunch of gobbeldygook. just says "check this unfucknbelievable shit out" then all the cool people weigh in.
Atrios was before FDL. sure, there was KOS, but as we all know he's a fascist.
watertiger -
I wish I had done the "Wild and Crazy Guys."
Seriously: That was good.
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It's no fun being in jail and in most states when the cops come someone is gonna go and it sucks.
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agave, a bit bent
Bad boys, bad boys
What cha gonna do
What cha gonna do
When they come for you......
Woooo-hooooo! The machine still works!
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But much depends on the skill of the operator. Woooo-Hooooo for you!
What's happening, sugar tits?
Ash hole!
JeffCO
Does the little doggy Bite or just Bark?
(name that movie)
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Linky? Don't just stand there, blogwhore!
Um...it was for FDL. Don't know that I can link that here and not get shot.
Condi, Condi, Condi... [shakes head frowning]
The machine still works!
I don't have a pool, but showers and naps seem to spawn useful solutions.
Hey, wait a minute, those aren't sugar... that's sucralose. Well, I own Malibu, so I must've okayed it.
Bad boys, bad boys
What cha gonna do
What cha gonna do
When they come for you......
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter
Put my hands behind my back.
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Diane! I have a great idea.
Hecate, you pay attention too. What we do is, while I go rusticate in BC, you get your people to sublet work to Diane, who has moved in to occupy the Casa de los Geckos in Phoenix. See? It's not Albuquerque, but then, she doesnt have to learn Spanish law and it'll be lots cheaper, and I get the Casa occupied by somebody nice who will remember to water things.
Okay?
Has Mel ever met Katherine Harris?
She likes the pink sugar.
I really really like the uncomplicated commenting format here... no horseshit...
Oh, and the commentors, of course.
It's very organic... I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go...
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Nasrallah says Rice mission to serve Israel
BEIRUT (Reuters) - Hizbollah's leader said on Saturday that U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice aimed to impose conditions on Lebanon and serve Israeli interests in her mission to end war between his group and Israel.
Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah also pledged Hizbollah would launch rockets on more towns in central Israel if the Jewish state did not halt its bombardment of Lebanon, which has killed at least 469 people, mainly civilians.
Hizbollah has killed 51 Israelis since the war erupted on July 12, when the guerrilla group triggered the conflict by capturing two Israeli soldiers in a raid into Israel.
Does the little doggy Bite or just Bark?
(name that movie).
agave, a bit bent
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Does your dog bite?
No.
Nice little doggy.
(Dog snarls and snaps)
I thought you said your dog did not bite.
That is NOT my dog.
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From one of the Pink Panther movies - the title escapes me.
Atrios has the best links. doesn't fill it up with a bunch of gobbeldygook. just says "check this unfucknbelievable shit out" then all the cool people weigh in.
Invariably, the links in the comments are great, too. I find the threads more informative and effecient than reading 100 other blogs.
Um...it was for FDL. Don't know that I can link that here and not get shot. - watertiger
It's Sadaddy nite, walk on the wild side.
how much is that doggy in the window.....
Does the little doggy Bite or just Bark?
What was that one where Chevy Chase turned into Benji?
"Holden?" she asked tentatively. "Is that . . . you?"
Long article, but one worth reading:
http://www.thenation.com/doc/200...20060814/
schell
Hizbollah has killed 51 Israelis since the war erupted on July 12, when the guerrilla group triggered the conflict by capturing two Israeli soldiers in a raid into Israel.
Moonbootica, Buffy Geek
Hizbollah seems to have chased the Israelis back from the border, I guess they aren't just skinny kids chucking rocks.
mena, you are very sweet to me, for no particular reason - which I guess makes it even nicer, neh?
Invariably, the links in the comments are great, too. I find the threads more informative and effecient than reading 100 other blogs.
underwhelm
Ooooh, that too. I have seen some great stuff because some commentor provided a link... invaluable.
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Two wild and crazy guys!
watertiger just referenced that other place!
The Horror! The Horror!
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"Holden?" she asked tentatively. "Is that . . . you?"
watertiger
What would it take to prove it was?
Hizbollah seems to have chased the Israelis back from the border, I guess they aren't just skinny kids chucking rocks.
Holden Caulfield
You mean the Israelis weren't greeted with flowers as liberators?
Ass just shifted into gear - have lovely evenings all!
You mean the Israelis weren't greeted with flowers as liberators?
Light Blooming Ground Flower and get away. Missile launches with loud report.
I'm not sure what I did GWPDA, but if it makes you happy, I'm glad. As my kitties have taught me, it's all about appreciating....
Well, it's quieted down. I guess I'll wait for funny smells.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
I've wondered that before. The neighbors used to scream outside. Like "STOP STOP GET OFF ME". I called the cops. I don't think they took me seriously.
Kept happening.
I finally just went out and yelled at them.
It stopped, but why?
Is she now dead?
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What would it take to prove it was?
OKLAHOMA!
Oh, cross post.
Thanks, wt! A true work of genius.
By the way, this library's citrix server, really hates the slate add on that page. Gagged for about two minutes.
Ass just shifted into gear
Try eating less fibre.
Good evening, peeps, perps, and pervs.
Hi rorschach. How were Jay and Silent Bob?
OKLAHOMA!
watertiger
Dee plane, Boss! Boss, eetz dee plane!
Spork,
There's another idea like that one germinating, but I don't have photoshop on my laptop, so it'll have to wait until i get back to NYC.
From one of the Pink Panther movies - the title escapes me.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter
Wrong!
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Hi rorschach. How were Jay and Silent Bob?
mena | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 8:35 pm | #
In rare form.
That movie was much better even than I'd hoped.
Church minister jailed for life
A paedophile church minister who used his social skills as a priest to groom young boys he subjected to sickening sex attacks has been jailed for life.
Simon Thomas was told by judge Jeremy Burford QC, at Southampton Crown Court, that he would serve a minimum of eight years in prison before being eligible for parole.
The 44-year-old married man with four children, was also given a sex offenders prevention order banning him from communicating with children and he was also banned from working with children and placed on the Sex Offenders Register for life.
Thomas, who served as a minister with the United Reformed Church (URC) in Hythe, Hampshire, pleaded guilty last month to 35 charges including two offences of rape against an 11-year-old boy.
Church minister jailed for life
A paedophile church minister who used his social skills as a priest to groom young boys he subjected to sickening sex attacks has been jailed for life.
Simon Thomas was told by judge Jeremy Burford QC, at Southampton Crown Court, that he would serve a minimum of eight years in prison before being eligible for parole.
The 44-year-old married man with four children, was also given a sex offenders prevention order banning him from communicating with children and he was also banned from working with children and placed on the Sex Offenders Register for life.
Thomas, who served as a minister with the United Reformed Church (URC) in Hythe, Hampshire, pleaded guilty last month to 35 charges including two offences of rape against an 11-year-old boy.
Invariably, the links in the comments are great, too. I find the threads more informative and effecient than reading 100 other blogs.
underwhelm
yup, i learned from old hat that links were the thing. he was a smart son of a bitch. i really liked him, i don't think he was as impressed with me. but then again i don't care, which is the beauty of it.
Pinkzilla!
Shit must be shoveled and things must be done. Adieu, good peoples.
I wanted to kiss you for that.
No, um...flir...ah, fuck it.
"You may thank me later by making me your leader."
Best overheard cell phone moment for me, a very loud woman, charging down the street, oblivious to the many other pedestrians in the pedestrian mall "Well, I have seventeen thousand dollars in credit card debt,...that's just between you and me, by the way..."
I could hear her clearly a block away
There's another idea like that one germinating, but I don't have photoshop on my laptop, so it'll have to wait until i get back to NYC.
Whatever happened to "Circus Peanuts"?
You still in Montauk?
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Kwisatch Haderaz give the dog a bone.
Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter
Reservoir Dogs
I may have misquoted somewhat.
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Hi rorschach. How were Jay and Silent Bob?
My nephew won the halloween costume contest the last two years when him and his friend did the Jay and Silent Bob (the stripper in the middle is a bonus):
http://img.photobucket.com/album...as/
stripper.jpg
Watertiger is actually much better as PS than I am. I suck.
But that's all part of the charm (at least that's my story).
I just hope my photoshop of the Joe Lieberman Rape Gurney gets some acclaim.
Kwisatch Haderaz give the dog a bone.
Sorry, Fluffit: it's been done.
Kwisatch Haderaz give the dog a bone.
Holden Caulfield
Heard that.
What are you doing up so late?
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Motherfucking puppies on a motherfucking MONORAIL!
FDL would be better if they had open threads. Rising Hegemon would be better if the health dept shut it down.
pansypoo? I'd almost forgotten pansypoo! how is she? (I even knew her real name once)
Hecate!
I am emailing you a poem!
"Well, I have seventeen thousand dollars in credit card debt,...that's just between you and me, by the way..."
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Ouch. But watertiger has the best by far. All my examples are just obfuckingnoxious, not so much funny.
"Well, I have seventeen thousand dollars in credit card debt,...that's just between you and me, by the way..."
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Ouch. But watertiger has the best by far. All my examples are just obfuckingnoxious, not so much funny.
I also there touch upon the creepiness of guys in their 30s who are obsessed with "Blossom."
Thers
um...there's more than one? there's even one?
eewwww
I hacked the parental block.
hoy blogkins
Attaturk -
I'm serious about this: Your suckiness image-wise is your genious.
Really.
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Attaturk -
I'm serious about this: Your suckiness image-wise is your genious.
Really.
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Cabinet split revealed as Straw attacks Lebanon tactics
A MAJOR Cabinet split over the Middle East crisis was laid bare last night after former Foreign Secretary Jack Straw condemned Israeli action in Lebanon as "disproportionate", warning the raids would further destabilise the fragile region.
The Leader of the House, who was Foreign Secretary before being demoted by Tony Blair earlier this year, met Muslim leaders in his Blackburn constituency last week to explain his opposition to the Israeli action in southern Lebanon.
In a statement released afterwards, he declared: "If you want Hezbollah, go for Hezbollah, not the whole Lebanese nation."
He added: "Disproportionate action only escalates an already dangerous situation. One of many serious concerns I have is that the continuation of such tactics by the Israelis could further destabilise the already fragile Lebanese nation."
"Blossom."?
Amanda Bynes is kinna cool.
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Or Atlas' Juggs, has Mel ever met that chick?
Holden Caulfield: Kwisatch Haderaz give the dog a bone.
Santorum just sprayed his shorts.
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Sorry, Fluffit: it's been done.
AC/DC did it best.
Jeffraham - thank you for not making that comment when I made that joke three hours ago.
Independence is the key. From Blair, that is
by Ruaridh Nicoll
It was refreshing to see Harry Reid and Dick Durbin come out swinging in defense of Israel. They are the conscience of the democratic party.
Oh shit! The cops!
Thanks Spork
He likes--, to wank--
Rey--nolds wanks it
when he plays the wanking game
Moonbootica, speaking as a mother, it's almost 2 fucking o'clock in the morning in England. Will you be able to give me my news fix in the morning if you are up this late?
Sorry, my mother's dog demanded that I pay attention to him, since the adults are at a party and I'm all he's got to keep him entertained.
I just hope my photoshop of the Joe Lieberman Rape Gurney gets some acclaim.
Doood! I tole you!
Does FDL have Dogzblogging? No, they do not. Wankers.
Kennedy set to stage a comeback
Charles Kennedy is to stage a political comeback with a major speech at the Liberal Democrat party conference in September and a television documentary to be screened this week.
The former Liberal Democrat leader, ousted by his own MPs following his confession that he had a problem with alcohol, is planning to return to the political stage. He will make an outgoing leader's speech at the party conference and front a Channel 4 programme on politics.
His re-emergence from the shadows will unnerve advisers of Sir Menzies Campbell, who has had a rocky ride as party leader since taking over in March.
AC/DC did it best.
Holden Caulfield
Are talking about Bi-Blogging again?
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AC/DC did it best.
Nobody does it better.
It was refreshing to see Harry Reid and Dick Durbin come out swinging in defense of Israel.
It would be refreshing if you got me a tall glass of lemonade then shut the fuck up.
Oh shit! The cops!
Attica! Attica!
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Link to the NYT's Lamont endorsement.
mena: Jeffraham - thank you for not making that comment when I made that joke three hours ago.
I might have, had I seen it. Your post was probably a "tweener" for me -- one of those posts that don't show up until after a few refreshes, by which time, I'm trying to keep up with the end of the thread...
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I will do my best
Doood! I tole you!
watertiger
Oh yeah, I fur-goot.
What does mom's dog look like again?
Attica! Attica!
Spelled it wrong...
It was refreshing to see Harry Reid and Dick Durbin come out swinging in defense of Israel. They are the conscience of the democratic party.
Todd N | 07.29.06 - 8:48 pm |
Neither party is going to really budge in Israel. Other priorities must come first, like Diebold.
"Well, I have seventeen thousand dollars in credit card debt,...that's just between you and me, by the way..."
I always like the guys who are yelling at their workers to get the damn job done by working through lunch. It always disturbs the rest of the lunchers in the restaurant.
In 1971, Attica inmates were allotted one roll of toilet paper per man per month
http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~bja...kson/
attica.htm
Attica is subdivided into the prefectures of Athens, Piraeus, East Attica and West Attica.
Spelled it wrong...
Freak.
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Spelled it wrong...
Freak.
It's 'freakch'.
Titus Pomponius Atticus is best remembered as the closest friend of the orator and philosopher, Marcus Tullius Cicero.
NYT
Mr. Lamont, a wealthy businessman from Greenwich, seems smart and moderate, and he showed spine in challenging the senator while other Democrats groused privately. He does not have his opponent’s grasp of policy yet. But this primary is not about Mr. Lieberman’s legislative record. Instead it has become a referendum on his warped version of bipartisanship, in which the never-ending war on terror becomes an excuse for silence and inaction. We endorse Ned Lamont in the Democratic primary for Senate in Connecticut.
My gym has officially banned cell phones, which is of course roundly ignored...at my old one there was a guy who felt compelled to discuss his divorce in bitter terms during a sweat-free twenty minutes on a stationary bike. I think everybody there was siding with his wife
What does mom's dog look like again?
australian shepherd. red merl. Petey.
Sorry, no red eye reduction. And yes, he's got one blue eye and one brown eye.
I just trimmed my beard, and I sure feel like I look better. I haven't checked the mirror, yet.
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his warped version of bipartisanship
that is such a well turned phrase, and hits the nail on the head. I hope it hits Joe's
Britain's sperm crisis
Thousands of women remain childless because of acute donor shortage. Call for change in law to encourage more men to volunteer
Thousands of women seeking fertility treatment face remaining childless because of an acute shortage of sperm donors in Britain. Fertility clinics are having to close and turn away couples seeking treatment because they do not have enough sperm samples for insemination.
Infertility support groups have warned of a "national crisis" and demanded a government recruitment campaign to replenish depleted semen stocks.
As few as 10 new donors a month are being recruited in Britain, and experts say sperm banks are so empty that couples are having to wait for up to five years for a suitable sperm match.
australian shepherd. red merl. Petey.
What a good lookin', happy boy
Sorry, no red eye reduction.
Easy to do in Photoshop!
NYT
Mr. Lieberman prides himself on being a legal thinker and a champion of civil liberties. But he appointed himself defender of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales and the administration’s policy of holding hundreds of foreign citizens in prison without any due process. He seconded Mr. Gonzales’s sneering reference to the “quaint” provisions of the Geneva Conventions. He has shown no interest in prodding his Republican friends into investigating how the administration misled the nation about Iraq’s weapons. There is no use having a senator famous for getting along with Republicans if he never challenges them on issues of profound importance.
his warped version of bipartisanship
Warp factor 9, Mr Sulu!
Two wild and crazy guys!
watertiger just referenced that other place!
The Horror! The Horror!
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spork_incident
really, let me confess it took me a day to figure out the refrence, but it was still funny as hell.
for the photographers here check out michelle malkin on the jill greenberg horror. i admit i don't approve of her technique (jill greenberg) either technically or ethically, but they are some interesting pics. hardly the horror michelle would have you believe. a better series would have been if she took pics. of rightwingers bein' WATB's i'd get the link but if you are interested i'm sure you can find it. worth look'n at.
End Times.
My elementary school class had a boy with one blue and one brown eye.
Moonbootica: As few as 10 new donors a month are being recruited in Britain, and experts say sperm banks are so empty that couples are having to wait for up to five years for a suitable sperm match.
Dang! If only I could move to Jolly Olde, I'd have a job!
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watertiger - Aww, petey is my cat's name. ALthough I call him Pedro and Peteypetepetepeterpie a lot too.
Blair stands up to Bush on stem-cell research
Tony Blair is to set himself against George Bush as he seeks to promote stem-cell research in both Britain and the US.
Less than two weeks after the President banned federal funding for research on embryonic cells, Mr Blair will champion the science during his visit to California this week.
Supporters of the research say it has huge potential to generate new treatments for medical conditions, and some applications are already under development. California is one of only a few US states to fund work on stem-cell lines grown from embryos, making it a magnet for researchers.
My elementary school class had a boy with one blue and one brown eye.
Our HR my senior year of college had the same. I was in love with her.
My elementary school class had a boy with one blue and one brown eye.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 9:00 pm | #
Wow. All we had was a hamster.
Did y'all ever forget to feed your boy?
Vote for Peteypetepetepeterpie.
Did y'all ever forget to feed your boy?
January was such a sad time of year...
There's a reason Lieberman has to lose.
Because this is the beginning of the fucking reckoning!
And...
he...
will..
atone!!!
I know of certain cats who have differenr eye colour
one blue, one orange
I am beginning to think Bush and crew will not make it into 2007. The bad is getting so bad that it is almost inescapable. For a moment I thought CNN was finally under control the last couple of days and then I looked again. The truly bad is still being published and seemingly with emphasis.
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Did y'all ever forget to feed your boy?
Had it been up to me we would have. He was the one who pulled my plats.
Israel's "No Fucking Deals; No Cutting Corners; No Ifs, Ands, or Buts-- We Settle This Shit Once and for All on Our Terms, Now!" attitude just thrills the peanut gallery in the bleachers to death. And why shouldn't it, at least for some-- e.g., non-combatant residents of Israel being put in harm's way? I certainly can't fault beleaguered innocents for exulting in their side fiercely defending them, and wishing their attackers all the mayhem and destruction in the world.
Whatever the rooting interests, things begin with a bang: a huge collective testosterone/adrenalin rush and a great blitzkrieg of offensive overkill. The perpetrator's public rationale is unilateral, unequivocal, unremittingly self-righteous, and truculently apologetic. Such apologetics as are offered after the inevitable Merry Mixups that characterize IDF operations are models of elaborately and meticulously observed perfunctoriness. (Perfunctoriness observed with requisite zeal and sincerity, no doubt.)
It is depressingly uncanny how the Little Reich repeats its predecessor's mannerism to a T, albeit in vastly different circumstances.
But my fear is that if the IDF berserkers don't score a knockout on the first round, even with below-the-belt whacks like targeting the UN forces and civilian relief efforts, they'll yield to the insane impulse to escalate to another level of weaponry. I don't even want to say the woid... 
Atrios probably already blogged this but we got something to get incoherent about so here it is again, from the excellent and under-appreciated Disgruntled Chemist.
commander who let pat tillman die to pat tillman's family: grow up you sub-christian pussies
agave -- I call foul. Many of us engage you here, regularly!
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Sorry, we've been conducting an experiment. Now hit the feeder bar...
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Sorry, we've been conducting an experiment. Now hit the feeder bar...
There is no use having a senator famous for getting along with Republicans if he never challenges them on issues of profound importance.
P O'Neill
see, now you are just getting me all pissed off again.
FUCK LIEBERMAN! at your own peril my ass.
My gym has officially banned cell phones, which is of course roundly ignored...
Some idiot was using the phone in the public restroom the other day. I made sure to tell my son, "Be sure to flush!" loud enough that the person on the other end of his line could hear...
January was such a sad time of year...
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Our hamster was always still wearing its l;ittle Happy New Year diaper too, which somehow made it worse.
Hey Agave
Since you've been over there, maybe you can answer my question and save me a long walk thru the tubes...
Is that David Brooks they're talkin' about, THE BoBo Brooks
What exactly is a reckoning.
About the only use of the word I know beyond "reckoning" is something like "I reckon you are correct"
Don't make no sense.
What a good lookin', happy boy
He's gettin' on in years, so he's moving a lot slower. You should've seen him when he was younger, chasing seagulls down the beach. He'd take off like a shot.
Now he just barks at them.
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I remember reading about the Attica riots the first time I was in the UK -- ahsamed of my country I was (neither the first nor the last time)
say goodbye to Gitmo and welcome a new shiny prision
New maximum-security jail to open at Guantanamo Bay
Far from winding down, the controversial US detention centre is expanding
The controversy over the US-run detention centre at Guantanamo Bay is to erupt anew with confirmation by the Pentagon that a new, permanent prison will open in the Cuban enclave in the next few weeks.
Camp 6, a state-of-the-art maximum-security jail built by a Halliburton subsidiary, will be able to hold 200 prisoners. Commander Robert Durand, a spokesman for Joint Task Force Guantanamo, said the $30m, two-storey block was due to open at the end of September. He added: "Camp 6 is designed to improve the quality of life for the detainees and provide greater protection for the people working in the facility."
This development will refuel the controversy about the jail, which still holds 450 prisoners from President George Bush's "war on terror". Campaigners pointed to Mr Bush's claim earlier this summer that he would "like to close" Guantanamo. Just weeks after he made his comments in June, the Supreme Court ruled that the administration's system for trying prisoners using military tribunals breached United States and international law.
Mena,
oh, fer cute. Petey's a good name for a cat.
Is that David Brooks they're talkin' about, THE BoBo Brooks
DemByDe |
Never mind, I read a little further..
I thought BoBo had set up some dummy company for consulting and investing
Is that David Brooks they're talkin' about, THE BoBo Brooks
DemByDe
No
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Lt. Col. Ralph Kauzlarich (who also happened to be in charge of the expedition in which Tillman was killed). To wit:
"But there [have] been numerous unfortunate cases of fratricide, and the parents have basically said, 'OK, it was an unfortunate accident.' And they let it go. So this is — I don't know, these people have a hard time letting it go. It may be because of their religious beliefs."
Kauzlarich, now a battalion commanding officer at Fort Riley in Kansas, further suggested the Tillman family's unhappiness with the findings of past investigations might be because of the absence of a Christian faith in their lives.
Easy to do in Photoshop!
weisenheimer.
Responses to my existance
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I've talked to you tonight. Don't i count?
What exactly is a reckoning.
An early album by R.E.M.
Kauzlarich, now a battalion commanding officer at Fort Riley in Kansas, further suggested the Tillman family's unhappiness with the findings of past investigations might be because of the absence of a Christian faith in their lives.
k&y don't exist
and that isn't even a little bit frightening, still less insulting
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Echidne of the snakes
Hi!
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Ah...back after a long conversation with my favorite editor and good friend.
His politics are somewhat to the right of Attila, but even he thinks it's time for an old fashioned, pitchfork wielding revolution.
One blue eye and one green eye.
PS: A difficult phenomenon to capture in a photograph, methinks.
Far from winding down, the controversial US detention centre is expanding
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What the fuck is their motivation?
Yeah, the best part is they kicked that asshole upward. He's now in charge of a battalion of people who have as much right to live and as good a chance to as Pat Tillman. Wouldn't we like to spend a night at their camp with a tape recorder.
Easy to do in Photoshop!
weisenheimer.
All part of my charm. That, and my perfect ass.
But I was actually being serious.
Had it been up to me we would have. He was the one who pulled my plats
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With that abuse, they'd never grow up to be platitudes.
charley -
Last I checked Malkin's an asshole.
Greenberg is a creep.
This is a confluence of unleasent people.
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The simple fact that key Democrats are willing to do everyting possible to support Lieberman over a fellow Democrat who is winning in the polls, a fellow Democrat who does not support the war or the rest of the status quo tells me everything I need to know about why the Democrats we helped elect are not standing with us and in fact have been kowtowing to Bush these past 6 years.
Fuck them all.
I've talked to you tonight. Don't i count?
mena
Doh!
You count much.
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HELLO! HELLO! I'M ON MY CELL PHONE! I'M TALKING NOW ON MY CELL PHONE!
This is a confluence of unleasent people.
Oh, they don't rent, they own?
But I was actually being serious.
Oh, I thought you were ribbing me because I said I didn't have photoshop on this computer.
Echide --
Did you see my earlier post recommending the sequel to "Canticle for Leibowitz" -- "Saint Leibowitz and the Wild Horse Woman"? I loved it, but a friend who loved "Canticle" stopped reading it early on since it was porn -- I am such a dunce I hadn't even noticed! (or maybe it is because I am so damned holy)
Hecate -- you get that poem?
"n old fashioned, pitchfork wielding revolution."
Only if I can bring the rail, tar and feathers.
If you are going traditional, you have to do it to the nines.
HELLO! HELLO! I'M ON MY CELL PHONE! I'M TALKING NOW ON MY CELL PHONE!
Thers
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ARE YOU IN THE PRODUCE DEPARTMENT YET?
Agave's been hitting Mel's sacramental wine...
This is a confluence of unleasent people.
Oh, they don't rent, they own?
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 9:12 pm | #
Unpleasant leaser:
In the first charge laid by Rhode Island's newly formed Office of Civil Rights Advocate a Providence area woman has been convicted of harassing a gay man with AIDS. Kenneth Potts turned to the Advocate's office, a division of the Attorney General's Department, after enduring what he calls months of abuse from his upstairs neighbor, Theresa Deschenes.
In court Friday Potts said that he had been subjected to homophobic slurs and a campaign of abuse.
He told Superior Court Judge Netti C. Vogel that he has called police more than a dozen times to complain about Deschenes. The last time, June 12, he said, there was "excessive music and loud jumping up and down on the floor and obscene names."
Potts said that his problems began shortly after he moved into the apartment building and mention to Deschenes that he was gay and ill. Several days later, Potts said, he received a phone call from Deschenes.
"She said, 'If you do anything to my daughter I'll [expletive] kill you.' I said, 'I'm gay, not a pedophile.' "
Potts said that the stress inflicted on him has had a negative impact on his battle with HIV.
Oh, I thought you were ribbing me because I said I didn't have photoshop on this computer.
I was. But I was also serious. It's like quantum mechanics, baby.
Thousands of women seeking fertility treatment face remaining childless because of an acute shortage of sperm donors in Britain.
Donating should not be a do-it-yourself project, maybe fluffers with big breastessess?
"Agave's been hitting Mel's sacramental wine..."
Gin can have a holy effect on the spirit. And think of all the praying you do later on.
Agave's been hitting Mel's sacramental wine...
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
That's agave.
Thanks.
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It is depressingly uncanny how the Little Reich repeats its predecessor's mannerism to a T, albeit in vastly different circumstances.
yes it is Little Brother and as i've been saying of late "if we get nuked it will be because you voted for bush"
i'm not even going to bother with how well you said that, because i know you hear it a lot.
ARE YOU IN THE PRODUCE DEPARTMENT YET?
Pick me up a tomato, would ya?
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£200m: The gloves are off. McCartney versus McCartney has begun
They wanted the divorce to be amicable, but now the lawyers are involved. The first blows have been landed in the big money fight. By Cole Moreton
The wedding ring is off. The dazzling team of lawyers is in place. Sir Paul McCartney has filed for divorce, it emerged yesterday, and the publicly genial former Beatle seems to be preparing for a long, tough battle with his estranged wife, Heather.
Both had hoped for an amicable split, for the sake of their two-year-old daughter, Beatrice. But yesterday a friend revealed that Sir Paul's petition for divorce had been submitted to the courts and it blamed the break-up of the four-year marriage on Lady Heather's "unreasonable behaviour". The singer was said to have described his wife as "argumentative" and "rude to staff".
In 1971, Attica inmates were allotted one roll of toilet paper per man per month.
No shit?
ARE YOU IN THE PRODUCE DEPARTMENT YET?
mena | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 9:13 pm |
There is a great Ray Bradbury story, called the Murderer, where everyone adores technology and men intone into their wrist-phones to wives waiting for them to come home, Now the bus is on fourth street, now it's on Main, now it's on Maple...
sigh...I wish I had a staff to be rude to.....
That's agave.
Thanks.
When the moon hits your eye...
I'm still gonna init-cap at the start of a sentence.
i'm not even going to bother with how well you said that, because i know you hear it a lot. | charley - 9:15 pm
Touché!
sigh...I wish I had a staff to be rude to.....
DemByDe | 07.29.06 - 9:16 pm | #
I love my staff, and my staff loves me..
ARE YOU IN THE PRODUCE DEPARTMENT YET?
I'M TALKING ON MY CELL PHONE! I AM BUYING ASPARAGUS AND TALKING ON MY CELL PHONE!
I LIKE ASPARAGUS EVEN THOUGH IT MAKES MY PEE SMELL LIKE ASPARAGUS!
HOW ABOUT YOU!
TELL ME ON YOUR CELL PHONE IF YOUR PEE SMELLS LIKE ASPARAGUS!
This just in from the Associated Press:
Bush to award Mel Gibson, Presidential Medal of Freedom
Revealed: Ireland blocked Prestwick US bomb flights
The two Israeli-bound cargos of US bombs that were expected to refuel at Prestwick Airport last night contained deadly, high-density uranium warheads which represent a serious safety risk to the airport.
The arrival of the bomb cargos at Prestwick has caused a storm of protest, with opposition MPs describing the use of the Scottish airport to re-arm the Israeli offensive in Lebanon as “completely unacceptable”.
Anger over the flights was compounded after it emerged that the Irish government refused to allow the US administration to use Shannon Airport for similar shipments to Israel. Dermot Ahern, the Irish foreign affairs minister, said he would block any attempt by the US to transport arms through his country .
A spokeswoman for Ahern told the Sunday Herald: “Minister Ahern did say during the week that permission would not be granted if there was an application made to transport munitions of war to the Middle East.”
I'm still gonna init-cap at the start of a sentence.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
Forgot about about the OCDC.
sigh...I wish I had a staff to be rude to.....
DemByDe
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Fuckin A! If there were people making my toast and drawing my bath and washing my windows, I'd be buying them little birthdays presents and getting their kids ponies. But then, the one my have something to do with the other....
I love my staff, and my staff loves me..
Deoes it like you better since you started using the cold cream?
I love my staff, and my staff loves me..
Staff, apply directly to the forehead.
Staff, apply directly to the forehead.
Staff, apply directly to the forehead.
Thers | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 9:18 pm | #
Sigh. All too accurate.
In other tech-stupidity news: At my job, my employees are allowed and encouraged to chat while working, but are not allowed to abuse the internets by IMing and surfing instead of working.
And yet, there are these two friend who sit RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER and IM-chat with each other!!!
WTF??
I am beginning to think Bush and crew will not make it into 2007.
EkCenTriK
From your keyboard to God's monitor...
Never insult your posse - they can so easily go somewhere else.....
Diane! I'm serious! Pay attention!
Greenberg is a creep.
This is a confluence of unleasent people.
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spork_incident
yes, but i'm jealous of greenberg's success. michelle, not so much. still, i think it'd be interesting to see michelle in one of those pics. a good photoshop dude/ette could probably duplicte the effect without the lighting.
/hurls glass at retreating butler/
Dammit, Bitterman, if it was supposed to have more tonic than gin it would be called a tonic and gin!! Just bring me the bottles, then go walk the dog. Then bring the car around, we're going to the Wendy's drive-thru.
('cause I like wouldn't forget my roots and shit)
Mel's sacramental wine..
Where's my wafer?
(I need some body)
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I was. But I was also serious. It's like quantum mechanics, baby.
I'm just a girl! *giggles*
I love my staff, and my staff loves me..
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This read itself out to me in my haid to the tune of "I Fought the Law..."
I don't know what planet I've been on lately, but I just saw the ad to the right for Impeachment Tea. I ordered some, and not only is it a cute way to bring up impeachment, it is great tea, too.
That Clerks movie certainly has a lot of potty language in it. I was scandalized.
It must have been written by some bloggers.
Dermot Ahern, the Irish foreign affairs minister, said he would block any attempt by the US to transport arms through his country.
Do you hear that, USrael? Do you detect the balls on this Irishman, the size of which you can only guess, the unfathomable mass of which you will never comprehend?
While Europe is laying back and letting it happen, there is hope for the world if little countries will not let their size get in the way of their morality.
Deoes it like you better since you started using the cold cream?
Thers | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 9:20 pm | #
Spare the rod, spoil the staff.
Or something.
I'm still gonna init-cap at the start of a sentence.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz
You are such a freakin' rebel.
OK -- so none of the goddesses are talking to me -- YOU TALKING TO ME? YOU TALKING TO ME? THERE AIN'T NOBODY ELSE HERE, SO WHO THE FUCK YOU TALKING TO IF YOU AIN'T TALKING TO ME?
Forgot about about the OCDC.
I never forget.
[washes hands]
[washes hands]
[washes hands]
That Clerks movie certainly has a lot of potty language in it. I was scandalized.
Oh please.
Since when have discussion of ass to mouth and performances of donkey-human sodomy been considered dirty?
I'm just a girl! *giggles*
I would very much like to teach you about Schroedinger's...Pussy.
th and performances of donkey-human sodomy been considered dirty?
rorschach
oh, Ramon! Good times!!
Prior Aelred
You gotta mohawk?
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That Clerks movie certainly has a lot of potty language in it. I was scandalized.
Were there any motherfucking snakes.
Police to question Prescott on corruption
DPM faces Met inquiry into his stay with US billionaire, and fresh questions about links with property developer
John Prescott is to be interviewed by police who are investigating whether he broke anti-corruption laws when he accepted an invitation to stay with Philip Anschutz, the billionaire owner of the Millennium Dome.
The Metropolitan police have begun investigating a complaint that the Deputy Prime Minister breached the terms of the 1903 Prevention of Corruption Act. Several officers have been assigned to the case and they have begun conducting interviews and requesting paperwork.
The development could not come at a worse time for the Deputy Prime Minister, who takes over running the country from Tony Blair when he goes on holiday at the end of this week. The Prime Minister is also facing an interview by police officers investigating the cash-for-honours affair. They have already interviewed under caution several millionaire Labour donors and spoken to ministers, including the former party chairman Ian McCartney.
My last comment was actually a question, but not being bound by normal rules of grammar and punctuation, I just to end it with a period?
And yet, there are these two friend who sit RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER and IM-chat with each other!!!
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I have friends who are converting a very large barn into a B&B and are staging weddings in it as they work their way up the floors, as a way to defray expenses. They talk to each other on phones inside the house, which is probably practical, but still weirds me out a little.
I would very much like to teach you about Schroedinger's...Pussy.
Pussy? In a box?
How does THAT work?
"Were there any motherfucking snakes.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz"
Only the metaphorical ones that polluted the eyes and ears of the audience with their debauched and depraved depravity.
Diane! I'm serious! Pay attention!
GWPDA, Yrate y Yclept
I am.
And what I've long noticed is that you are one of the kindest, most decent human beings on the planet.
If, however, you are not careful, I will be compelled to start flirting with you, and that will only rouse Master Thers.
*stalks in boldly, without even trying to guess at what the freaky bats have been up to on this thread*
So.
And yet, there are these two friend who sit RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER and IM-chat with each other!!!
These are not things one should worry about. Drama is for theaters, not the workplace.
And yet, there are these two friend who sit RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER and IM-chat with each other!!!
These are not things one should worry about. Drama is for theaters, not the workplace.
Pussy? In a box?
How does THAT work?
It's all about...observation. Closeup. Very close observation.
Were there any motherfucking snakes.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 9:26 pm | #
I can't wait to see the "Blanks on a Blank" film contest this week!
boxed pussy?
is that like wine in a box?
Only the metaphorical ones that polluted the eyes and ears of the audience with their debauched and depraved depravity.
Are you in the Heartland?
Pussy? In a box?
How does THAT work?
It's all about...observation. Closeup. Very close observation.
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 9:28 pm | #
One pussy enters, two pussies leave.
One of which has come.
You are such a freakin' rebel.
Diane
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"Are you in the Heartland?
NTodd, Kwisatch Haderaz "
And how. I can just feel the virtue, smugness, simple homespun wisdom, and rolls of unsightly flab from potato-heavy diets growing every day.
boxed pussy?
is that like wine in a box?
Not at all. The latter is gross. The former is fun to drink up...
Yes, but whom shall I trust to water the almond tree whilst I am away and gone to the country? In whom shall I have faith that the nascent apple tree will be coddled? Who will drive the convertible around the block enough to keep the battery from dying?
Outside the box dammit! Time to act!
unsightly flab from potato-heavy diets
It's not just the potato(e)s, but the meat that goes along with them. I'm so not joking.
That Clerks movie certainly has a lot of potty language in it. I was scandalized.
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But was it shrill?
Weird Guardian headline:
Blair to defy Bush over stem cells
Politics: PM will publicly back California's research into disease treatment despite White House's strong opposition.
I didn't think even Bush expected Blair to support his domestic agenda. Well, maybe Bush did, but no one else.
Cant u just trust me?
If I was your girlfriend u could
Oh, yeah, I think so
Listen, 4 u naked I would dance a ballet
Would that get u off?
Then tell me what will!
If I was your girlfriend, would u tell me?
Would u let me see u naked then?
Would u let me give u a bath?
Would u let me tickle u so hard ud laugh and laugh
And would u, would u let me kiss u there
You know down there where it counts
Ill do it so good I swear Ill drink every ounce
Anyone here recall the Christian nutcake army in rural Burma led by two pubescent twin boys? Anyway, that's over. Clearlt the leadership of the Magnificent-President-Chosen-By-HWHY and his war on terra.
Good evening y'all. Was at my Family Reunion all day and nobody could answer this for me. Last night I heard a song at the sports bar while watching Tigers game and for the life of me I can't remember the group's name. They were very popular late 70's but had a really good album out just a couple years ago - think they even won a Grammy. Known for rock with jazz influence?????????
One of which has come.
rorschach
I'm uncertain about that.
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"But was it shrill?
mena"
The only character complaining about conservatives in the movie was a guy who fucked a donkey for a living. So, no, I guess it wasn't very shrill.
From your keyboard to God's monitor...
David Derbes
OK, I want that on a T-shirt.
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Yes, but whom shall I trust to water the almond tree whilst I am away and gone to the country? In whom shall I have faith that the nascent apple tree will be coddled? Who will drive the convertible around the block enough to keep the battery from dying?
What about that lady who stopped by and offered, bizzarely, to move in a few months ago? Although I suspect she might bring some rather overripe baggage. And would resist requests to leave.
agave --
I don't have enough hair on top to have a Mohawk -- I wanted one when I was a kid but my mother just was understanding...
Given the choice between serial killer & monk, I went with monk
The only character complaining about conservatives in the movie was a guy who fucked a donkey for a living.
That's "interspecies erotica" to you, pal.
okay, has anyone heard of this guy or his study and is he credible?
US Government Federal Agent Timothy S. McNiven
I am United States Defense Department Intelligence Operative "Grillfire" aka US Government Federal Agent Timothy S. McNiven; in 1976 I took part in a Democratic - Republican Political Party US Congressional Commissioned Military Study to Improve US Air Travel Security while stationed on Strassberg Kasern in Idar-Oberstein,W.Germany assigned to C-Battery 2/81st FA, US Army 1975-76. The purpose of the Study was to Identify Security Lapses and Submit Corrective Actions to the US Congress; on September 11,2001 the Security Lapses that were used to carry out the Attacks were the same ones that were submitted to the US Congress for Correcting "25 Years" before.
http://www.codenamegrillfire.com...ex.php?n=1&
id=1
"Timothy McNiven says he was part of a 1976 US Congressional commissioned military study that asked him and others to come up with counter measures for very specific scenario: What would happen if a plane were hijacked and crashed into the World Trade Center? He claims Congress knew about the study and could have prevented the 9/11 tragedy had they paid attention to the commission?s findings."
http://portland.indymedia.org/en...05/
318050.shtml
Timothy McNiven, an outspoken critic of the President's handling of 9/11 and a 29-year U.S. Defense Department operative still under contract with the government says not only did the Bush administration purposely ignore Al Q'aida in the months preceding the WTC attacks, but that his military unit way back in 1976 devised a mock terrorist attack of the Twin Towers exactly like what occurred on 9/11.
http://portland.indymedia.org/en...09/
325502.shtml
http://www.rense.com/general30/iug.htm
Outside the box dammit! Time to act!
GWPDA, Yrate y Yclept
OK, OK, let me considerate this a bit. You have to remember that I am almost as old as you are, so this may take a few hours.
I can't wait to see the "Blanks on a Blank" film contest this week!
"That's "interspecies erotica" to you, pal.
rorschach"
No, that's NTodd rassling with the trolls.
footloose: They were very popular late 70's but had a really good album out just a couple years ago - think they even won a Grammy. Known for rock with jazz influence?????????
Uh... Steely Dan?
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oh, motherfletcher.
I can't wait to see the "Blanks on a Blank" film contest this week!
"Shrimp Etouffe on a Shofar"!
GWPDA - whatever happens, don't let the convertible-borrowing neighbors have anything to do with anything!
Who will drive the convertible around the block enough to keep the battery from dying?
GWPDA, Yrate y Yclept
raises hand tentatively, trying to figure the downside
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Uh... Steely Dan?
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Omigod!!!! I knew one of you guys would know in two seconds!!! Gracias!!
You know, it never made it past 96F here today. That means that to-morrow it's probably time to prime the wood of the new ramada for painting. Aye me, no nap for the wicked. Priming, washing the floors, mowing the lawn. And does Arthur help? No, no he does not.
And here's another thing. Why don't I turn the pre-wired shed into a proper guest house? I mean if I have to go to BC and then come back down to the city, and have put Diane in occupancy, why wouldn't I turn the existing 500 sf area into a jolly nice compact office/bedroom/study? Goodness sakes, all it would take would be to .....
Yes, I know.
jezebel --
You don't even want to know what's been going on on this thread -- for one thing, no one will even talk to me unless I threaten violence -- how sick is that? (I blame Bush)
So we go from tits to pussies.
Oy!
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So we go from tits to pussies.
Oy!
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Given the choice between serial killer & monk, I went with monk
Prior Aelred |
You made a wise choice, my brother, and one the world really appreciates.
footloose: Omigod!!!! I knew one of you guys would know in two seconds!!! Gracias!!
I bet if you remembered some of the lyrics, someone else could tell you which tune it was. Me, I'm a melody guy, so you'd have to hum or whistle it for me.
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Tony & Cherie's American Dream
With their £200,000 mortgage and his £87,000 pension, the Blairs have their future to think of. And in the land of opportunity, from Pebble Beach to Bohemia Grove, the movers are just a handshake away. By Francis Elliott
The limousines were valet-parked, the cocktails iced, the canapés made ready; in an elegant residence overlooking San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge, the power elite of west coast America awaited the guest of honour.
Tony Blair was expected to arrive at the $4m home of George Shultz, the former US secretary of state, shortly before 8pm last night for a gathering of Californian power and influence.
The guest list included Phil Bronstein, media magnate and former husband of Sharon Stone, Charles Schwab, the mega-rich owner of the eponymous brokers' firm, plus assorted big-hitting politicians, Silicon Valley moguls and biotech billionaires.
And here's another thing. Why don't I turn the pre-wired shed into a proper guest house? I mean if I have to go to BC and then come back down to the city, and have put Diane in occupancy, why wouldn't I turn the existing 500 sf area into a jolly nice compact office/bedroom/study? Goodness sakes, all it would take would be to .....
Yes, I know.
GWPDA, Yrate y Yclept
I call dibs on the guest house.
That solves that problem.
spork_incident --
I thought you were a FDL
Well, at least Diane is tlkaing to me -- for your penance I will send you a sermon!
GWPDA - whatever happens, don't let the convertible-borrowing neighbors have anything to do with anything!
mena
No, ma'am, no I will not. No, ma'am. You know that girl hasn't even bothered to call me about this? It's sad.... GWPDA said, looking at the credit card statement with the bill for the repairs caused by the neighbour who was intending to stiff the local merchant with whom GWPDA has fostered a comfy relationship.....
Prior - may I just say - whew!
Given the choice between serial killer & monk, I went with monk
Prior Aelred
Did you here the one about Snap, Crackle and Pop found dead in the desert.
Cereal Killers.
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Prior --
It's a sad, sad thing when a Benedictine monk has to threaten violence to get a little attention. If the stupid Quakers would just do their jobs instead of spending all their time starting new blogs and such, perhaps non-violent communication would stand a chance.
Me, I just spent an evening with an 8-year old who doesn't stop talking long enough to breathe, as best I can figure. I'm content to sit here and lurk for now.
"Shrimp Etouffe on a Shofar"!
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"Vegemite on a Brookstone!"
Whether "grillfire" is true or not, there is more than enough reason to believe that Condi was never less qualified than fumbling with the lie that no one foresaw a WTC crash.
I call dibs on the guest house.
That solves that problem.
Diane
Works for me. Now, let's make Hecate live up to her part of the deal.
I just got nuthin' to say. Maybe if I had more than two beers in the 'fridge, I'd come up with something. Instead, I think I'll go the opposite route, and put on some coffee. Why not? The interesting TV doesn't come on until after midnight here, anyway. Y'know... Flowbee, stock investing infomercials, etc.
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Pirahnas on a Segway!
Prior,
Even if I don't respond, I hang on your every word.
Prior A -
I may be an atheist but I'll listen to your sermons anytime.
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Whether "grillfire" is true or not, there is more than enough reason to believe that Condi was never less qualified than fumbling with the lie that no one foresaw a WTC crash.
k&y, lefty mooninites | 07.29.06 - 9:42 pm | #
Oh boy yeah.......
goodnight moonbats
Did Murdock really offer Tony Blair a job?
Condi was never less qualified than fumbling with the lie that no one foresaw a WTC crash.
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Well, yeah. But she was convincing in her lying if you didn't know any better, which most of didn't at the time, I do remember that. I'd rather talk about almost anything alse, to tell the truth.
Jeffraham Prestonian
Go for it!
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Condi was never less qualified than fumbling with the lie that no one foresaw a WTC crash.
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Well, yeah. But she was convincing in her lying if you didn't know any better, which most of didn't at the time, I do remember that. I'd rather talk about almost anything alse, to tell the truth.
mena | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 9:45 pm | #
she can play a mean piano, i don't think eva braun could do that
Prior --
mr. jezebel and I are making a 2-night stop in a former 17th century Benedictine abbey on our honeymoon, in Talloires, France. I believe there are still monks lurking about, out of sight. I will gladly pass along regards and/or accept any thoughts/insights...
Pirahnas on a Segway!
J.D. Salinger on a book tour!
Pinky and the Brain: recommended as an antidote to Republican fatigue
she can play a mean piano, i don't think eva braun could do that
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True enough, and after looking at my spelling, it may be time to think about eating some solids (my favorite).
J.D. Salinger on a book tour!
Totally unrealistic. I wouldn't be able to suspend my disbelief.
J.D. Salinger on a book tour!
wow, the power just died here for .08 seconds here in sunny central fla.
we are just doing our exchaton thing here, but think how conneceted our "information" is by power.
i drink way to much beer.
I'm also gonna burn those The Bears tunes to a CD, while I'm here chatting with y'all. That way, I can boombox 'em.
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J.D. Salinger on a book tour!
watertiger | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 9:47 pm | #
Alito on the Supreme Court!
D'oh!!
Don't be fooled by the supposed tough policy of the Irish government on the Israeli munitions flights. Here's the policy
A spokeswoman for Ahern told the Sunday Herald: “Minister Ahern did say during the week that permission would not be granted if there was an application made to transport munitions of war to the Middle East.”
i.e. don't ask, don't tell.
i drink way to much beer.
Try bourbon.
Raise High The Roof Beam!
Teddy?
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True enough, and after looking at my spelling, it may be time to think about eating some solids (my favorite).
mena | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 9:48 pm | #
I thought I was the only one to do that. Food is a good idea and the blog will be here when you get back.
Well, at least Diane is tlkaing to me -- for your penance I will send you a sermon!
Prior Aelred
Bring it on!
(The Prior's sermons are first rate...and easily understood. HUA! would be the best response.)
Damn! You're fast...I just got the email...
New Lennon Movie:
http://www.theusversusjohnlennon...ennon.com/site/
Now the 101 keyboarders can direct the 2 minute hate against a beloved Beatle.
This might help us, I mean being mean to a Beatle?
Peach cake time
good night
A spokeswoman for Ahern told the Sunday Herald: “Minister Ahern did say during the week that permission would not be granted if there was an application made to transport munitions of war to the Middle East.”
oy.
So we go from tits to pussies.
Oy!
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spork_incident
what, i thought that was the logical progression?
chide --
Did you see my earlier post recommending the sequel to "Canticle for Leibowitz" -- "Saint Leibowitz and the Wild Horse Woman"? I loved it, but a friend who loved "Canticle" stopped reading it early on since it was porn -- I am such a dunce I hadn't even noticed! (or maybe it is because I am so damned holy)
You are holy and cute, too.
I saw bad reviews of the sequel. Do you think it's worth reading, still?
Peach cake time
HEY! My clock doesn't show peach cake time. Seriously unfair.
Although I did pick up a bag of donut peaches from the local farmers' market this morning...
Although I did pick up a bag of donut peaches from the local farmers' market this morning...
jezebel
Donut peaches have no holes. WTF?
Mel will never eat Kugel in this town again!
This might help us, I mean being mean to a Beatle?
Bjorn, a poor young country boy | 07.29.06 - 9:53 pm |
You know, he was assassinated after he'd said he would come out of retirement and do political music in response to the ascendency of Reagan-Bush.
Canticle for Leibowitz is PORN???
I obviously missed something in the first read, but am willing to give it another go.
I had chocolate ice cream, fresh strawberries and grated chocolate on top. And chocolate sauce. Happy...
Well, violence works!
I'll have to let the IDF know -- they must be having second thoughts (at least I sure as hell hope so -- BTW, billmon is brilliant, but you all know that)
watertiger! I hope you are well! Any pies for me
spork_incident -- I'm not talking to you, traitor!
jezebel! A honeymoon in France -- that sounds romantic! Did mr jeze