I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Questions that should be asked tomorrow but won't be:
Of Republicans: "Was pressure placed on the British to make arrests before all the best evidence was gathered?"
Of Joe Lieberman: "Which party will you align yourself with if you are elected as an independent?"
Minty fresh.
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Karl Rove stunt intended to make Ned Lamont look bad. These people are truly sick.
U.S., U.K. at odds over timing of arrests
LONDON - NBC News has learned that U.S. and British authorities had a significant disagreement over when to move in on the suspects in the alleged plot to bring down trans-Atlantic airliners bound for the United States.
A senior British official knowledgeable about the case said British police were planning to continue to run surveillance for at least another week to try to obtain more evidence, while American officials pressured them to arrest the suspects sooner. The official spoke on condition of anonymity due to the sensitivity of the case.
In contrast to previous reports, the official suggested an attack was not imminent, saying the suspects had not yet purchased any airline tickets. In fact, some did not even have passports.
Well, it's up to us three.
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Whew. It was getting lesbi-liscious down there. Whew. Into the looking glass!
goodnight moonbats
going to watch the second act of Giselle then head to bed.
ciao
Four.
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I own this thread.
Four!!!
Let's have a pajama party tonight. Y'all come and join me under the brand new covers, m-kay?
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
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That was good. Very good. I'm in.
Of course, Karl Rove is up to no good. That is his schtick, his joie de vivre.
spork:
phbbbttt :-P
The Mathmos is hungry
Whew. It was getting lesbi-liscious down there. Whew. Into the looking glass!
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
You and cd can't be left alone together.....
WoooooooooHoooooooooo!!!!
BTW MERKIN left one his greatest hits near the end of the last thread.
Its still killinng me!
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U.S., U.K. at odds over timing of arrests
Fucking hell. Why does George W. Bush hate the president and do nothing but try to tear down his administration?
It was getting lesbi-liscious down there.
What was it Tony Soprano said last season? Something like (referring to a gay Mafioso), "I don't like what those people do. That "L-Word" show is pretty good, though."
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I own this thread.
NTodd
How much you want for it?
Four.
spork_incident
One Martini
Two Martini
Three Martini
Floor!
I get to babysit tonight! This grandma stuff is the best!
hey
Well, now that *everyone* is here this thread is ruined! RUINED!
[stomps off in tears]
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Clearly the Bushies are making it up as they go along. So can we:
How far would all the liquids and gels confiscated by TSA during the recent security crackdown at the nation's airports reach if the individual containers had been laid end-to-end?
A. From Earth to the moon and halfway back again
B. From New York City to Omaha
C. From New York City to Washington, D.C.
Take Today's Quiz and find out the answer at Where did all the stuff go?
Tired, tired, but with mulch.
Who can suggest the best combination of white cake, almond paste and peaches?
How much you want for it?
20 bucks. Or video of Vicki and CD having a slumber party.
Well, rumour has it Bush told Blair to dump Jack Straw as foreign office minister.
Mr Straw's supposed crime was to have said words to the effect of ……."I think you would have to be out of your mind to attack Iran"
But Blair answers to Rupert Murdoch, and The American right wing.
flory sez:
phbbbttt :-P
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One Martini
Two Martini
Three Martini
Floor!
From the inestimable Ms. Parker:
I like to have a martini.
Two, at the very most.
Three, and I'm under the table.
Four, and I'm under my host.
My pussy just entered this thread. Seems he's a bit ... hungry.
20 bucks. Or video of Vicki and CD having a slumber party.
NTodd
I would MUCH rather pay with the latter. As long as I can be the cameraman.
Why is it getting so warm in here all of a sudden?
Who can suggest the best combination of white cake, almond paste and peaches?
Some of each. With champers.
Who can suggest the best combination of white cake, almond paste and peaches?
GWPDA
==
Assemble in mouth? Works for me.
For those of you who have not visited my blog today (you know who you are), click on my homepage for tips on how the Democrats should handle the security issue.
Tired, tired, but with mulch.
Who can suggest the best combination of white cake, almond paste and peaches?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 7:31 pm | #
Eat a Peach?
I get to babysit tonight! This grandma stuff is the best!
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed
You and sallyh got the wedding plans finalized yet?
Damn Haloscan, it showed zero posts.
Shoulda known.
My pussy just entered this thread. Seems he's a bit ... hungry.
Is that his fur, or is he wearing a Merkin?
Hello.
Whoops, time for dinner!
From the inestimable Ms. Parker:
Hecate
So, I've got this bottle of very expensive vodka . . .
I'm, uh...gonna go check on that chicken...
Vicki sez:
My pussy just entered this thread.
Those are the eyes of Satan!
(The cat; not the pussy.)
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Who can suggest the best combination of white cake, almond paste and peaches?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Put all three on a fork and place the fork in your mouth?
Well, chicago dyke is truly gorgeous (even more beautiful in person than her photos depict), she sports a brilliant mind, and she's funny as hell. I should be so ... lucky. And soon, Hecate will be blessed with her presence in the area.
My pussy just entered this thread. Seems he's a bit ... hungry.
Is that his fur, or is he wearing a Merkin?
Mark B. in Austin Texa
==
That is SO downstairs.
Sorry
It is o.k. for Israelis to criticize their leader during war time, but we are supposed to shut up about our goober-in-chief.
I'm, uh...gonna go check on that chicken...
NTodd
CHOKE.
but vicki's breasts...now there's something to go to war over. unless you don't enjoy firm, melon sized expanses of ivory flesh.
Haloscan is a hater tonight...
In contrast to previous reports, the official suggested an attack was not imminent, saying the suspects had not yet purchased any airline tickets. In fact, some did not even have passports.
Why were the Brits able to be browbeaten into early action? Why has Tony Blair turned into a poodle?
Something's rotten, and it's very stinky.
Gaaah.
Just semi-watched a local DC talking head gabfest with a panel comprised of: Lord Saletan, some Weekly Standard Doofus, Linda Chavez and Susan Page. Host Derek McGinty seemed the only one with two linked, firing neurons in his skull.
The thing that really stood out is that everything that happens "bodes will for the Republicans". When McGinty cited the poll that said that some large percentage of Bush voters plan to vote for the Democratic congressional candidate this fall, the Weekly Standard Doofus said, "I think that will be a positive development for the Republicans in 2008."
And of course, in the nomination of Ned Lamont the panelists hear the death-rattle of the Democratic party nationally.
Saletan was insufferable beyond words: "I watched the primary results on Tuesday night, and if I were a Democrat (though I come from a Democratic family) I would be sorry to be one."
We're not sorry you're not, dude.
watertiger sez:
Hello.
Whoops, time for dinner!
You must be going?
You cannot stay, you came to say,
you must be going?
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Well, chicago dyke is truly gorgeous (even more beautiful in person than her photos depict)
I ONLY SAW HER PIC ON NTODDS SITE - WHAT A WAIST
Um, eating the three things doesn't pose a problem. How to combine them within a cupcake environment was what I was looking for.
Something's rotten, and it's very stinky.
It smells of Lieberburger cheese whiz, doesn't it?
And soon, Hecate will be blessed with her presence in the area.
CD's moving to DC?
watertiger shows up and HaloScan breaks.
Coincidence?
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I ONLY SAW HER PIC ON NTODDS SITE - WHAT A WAIST
Merkin Patriot 
Indeed!
And soon, Hecate will be blessed with her presence in the area.
CD's moving to DC?
She is? I have a guest room if she needs to apartment hunt.
It smells of Lieberburger cheese whiz, doesn't it?
Yes. Yes, it does.
Of course, that doesn't explain Blair's earlier poodle transformation.
chidy sez:
but vicki's breasts...now there's something to go to war over. unless you don't enjoy firm, melon sized expanses of ivory flesh.
I'll be in my bunk.
[/jayne]
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And, I'm glad, glad I say, that I sold the elliptical bike in favor of a swell treadmill with 'crosswalk' capability. Glad!
watertiger shows up and HaloScan breaks.
How can this be? For she IS the Kwateratz Tigerach.
watertiger shows up and HaloScan breaks.
Coincidence?
Hmmm. She says it's time for dinner and then NTodd goes to check the chicken?
Hmmmmmmmmm.
I ONLY SAW HER PIC ON NTODDS SITE - WHAT A WAIST
I would say, "I'd hit it," but I think the way it really works is, "I wish she'd hit me."
So this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.
Hmmmmmmmmm.
But NTodd's in CA, isn't he?
goddess willing and the crick don't rise, pie
all you need to know for the fall.
seriously. i'm going to be using this logic again, and again, and again, until every last troll/rethug voter faints with fear and their heads explode.
Kwateratz Tigerach.
Oh hell, I'm gonna go heat up the calabacitas and work on the green chile roasting some more.
Now I'm going to check on the eclairs.
So this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.
anonymous
I AM DR. RUTH. WESTHEIMER!
So this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.
anonymous
It's a fucking open thread, yogurtfelching fuckmonger.
So this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore
Yeah those Open Threads are sooooooodeep,dood.
So this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore
Yeah those Open Threads are sooooooodeep,dood.
So this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.
Yes, yes it is. It's just sex and you can move along to one of the other "serious" blogs.
Hmmm. She says it's time for dinner and then NTodd goes to check the chicken?
Wasn't it the other way 'round?
It's just sex and you can move along to one of the other "serious" blogs.
[wipes tear from eye...]
with 'crosswalk' capability
What is this "crosswalk" capability of which you speak?
So this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.
Tedling- what do you think Atrios meant by "Evening Thread - Enjoy" ?
So this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.
I agree with Howard Johnson!
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So this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.
anonymous
Atrios' post said "Enjoy".
We are.
Dipshit.
More blackberry crisp, anyone?
So this is Evening thread? What did Atrios mean by that? And if it isn't too downstairs to mention it, were there merkins involved? I mean besides PATRIOT?
Food.
Sex.
Politics.
Money.
It's all one, chappie. Trust me, I'm very, very old, and I know stuff....
So who else is wearing their (in my case, "crazy fucking) Moonbat teeshirt at this very moment?
I am as comfortable as comfortable can be.
Shoeless, make-up less, hair gel-less, jewerly less...shorts and tee shirt, typing on a sex blog.
More blackberry crisp, anyone?
With the whipped cream if you'd be so kind.
T'anks.
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It's just sex
Is there a problem with that?
Buchanan on McLaughlin's show: "If the Democrats take both houses of congress in 2006 that puts the Republicans in great position in 2008."
Fat Tony agrees...
Amazing how that works, innit?
Well, I'm relieved to see that haloscan hadn't just singled me out to torture by refusing admission.
GWPDA, if you're still here, what about a peach upside down cake drizzled with that almond stuff?
More blackberry crisp, anyone?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Does it go well with cupcakes smothered in almond paste and peaches?
flory,
I enjoyed your compare/contrast analogy of sallyh and me on the last thread!
There isn't much sex talk over at dK. Pretty much because they don't have a sense of humor.
Maybe some would rather be over there?
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All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight - Alright!
We're gonna pass out on the couch alright - Tonight!
We've got nothing better to do than comment here
and have a couple of brews.
So this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.
I never did give a shit what Atrios posts.
I'm here for the sex.
If the sun explodes tomorrow, that's great news for the GOP.
Sallyh,
I looooooove blackberries.
I get to babysit tonight. Grandson and I are going to giggle and coo as long as I can keep him awake.
See ya later.
Be good.
On second thought, don't.
How many bobblehead shows will Joe be on tomorrow? How many will Lamont be on?
Thought so.
It's just sex
Is there a problem with that?
Yes.
I don't get any.
.
bunch of jerks.
Oooooooooooooh yeah.....
(reaches for cold cream)
Amazing how that works, innit?
SteveLG, proudly pre 9/11
There could be an internet video of Fredo and Deadeye in a three way with a goat and our non partisan pundit class would declare it a surefire winner for the Repukes.
So this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.
anonymous
Of all the Evening Threads of recent memory, this is the most cogent, most powerful, and most important Evening Thread of our age. The reverberations from this Evening Thread will be felt throughout the remainder of human history.
I see the repeated calls for Leiberman to step down instead of running as an independent. So when Lamont was running against Leiberman, it was just "democracy in action" as John Stewart said.
When Leiberman (who represents the entire STATE of CT, and not just the crazy people who live there) runs as an independent in the race, its...well its time to step the fuck down Joe because the Kos, the Atrios and your betters have told you too.
Nice try, but fuck you. And PS, I'm well aware its very early but Leiberman is leading Lamont in by 5 in initial polls. So your circle jerks may be a bit premature.
But again, if you want to become the Michael Moore party, we'll be happy to provide your political tombstone.
http://www.beaglexp.com/archives...chives/
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Crosswalk?
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It's a treadmill with ARMS!
G/son's here! Later, Bats!
Once the asteroid hits and destroys 90% of the population, it's hard to see how that's not a net gain for the GOP.
Vicki:
We be liberals. We likes our diversity.
typing on a sex blog
Working on a sex blog
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay
Hecate -
Check out Rabbi Marc Gellman.
It'll blow your mind. In a bad way.
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When Leiberman (who represents the entire STATE of CT, and not just the crazy people who live there)
Hunh?
I think these words do not mean what you think they mean.
Oh, come on!
http://www.comcast.net/news/
inde...cvqh=itn_3texas
Why does the US media hate our troops?
To read about our troops are doing you have to go to a British newspaper.
"BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - Two U.S soldiers were killed Saturday when their foot patrol was hit by a roadside bomb south of Baghdad, the military said. The deaths brought to 23 the number of Americans killed in Iraq this month.
At least 2,600 members of the U.S. military have died since the Iraq war started in March 2003, according to an Associated Press count.
The names of the soldiers were not released and no further details were given."
By the way the number of US troops killed in Iraq is only 1 person away from the number of people killed in the twin towers on September 11.
Hey trollie - how come Saint McCain didn't run as an independent after the Bush boys smeared his good name?
I see thZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Another Victory for Eschaton
GWPDA, if you're still here, what about a peach upside down cake drizzled with that almond stuff?
Diane
Excellent!
Okee dokee,
Now I'm out!
Have fun, moonbats.
JeffCo sez:
Once the asteroid hits and destroys 90% of the population, it's hard to see how that's not a net gain for the GOP.
Are you factoring in the zombie aspect of this?
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"Of course, Karl Rove is up to no good. That is his schtick, his joie de vivre.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore"
Our own karmic iteration of Rasputin...
I see the repeated calls for Leiberman to step down instead of running as an independent. So when Lamont was running against Leiberman, it was just "democracy in action" as John Stewart said.
When Leiberman (who represents the entire STATE of CT, and not just the crazy people who live there) runs as an independent in the race, its...well its time to step the fuck down Joe because the Kos, the Atrios and your betters have told you too.
So you're saying Dems should be cool with somebody who says that the results of his party's primary should not stand?
When Leiberman (who represents the entire STATE of CT, and not just the crazy people who live there) runs as an independent in the race, its...well its time to step the fuck down Joe because the Kos, the Atrios and your betters have told you too.
Uh, no. Lieberman is free to run as an independent. The question is, if Lieberman is truly a Democrat, he should STFD because he lost the primary of the party he is a member of.
However, if he does run as an "independent", then the fact is he wasn't a Democrat to begin with, and the Democrat voters who voted against him for being a Democrat In Name Only were 100% fucking right.
Once the asteroid hits and destroys 90% of the population, it's hard to see how that's not a net gain for the GOP.
JeffCO
Well, sure. All that will be left is the fundies waitin' on the rapture.
Worst Chimpy Shirt Ever
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/r...o5439-
752v.html
come here little trollie. i've got some nice, hawt man-on-cheeto eating basement dweller that's just right for you. tell me where you'd like me to begin. merkins? josephines? perhaps a little stiletto licking? i'm feeling generous, it's your choice.
there's just so much i can do with all that sorry, jiggling flesh. and the softness, mmmm, i like softness.
When Leiberman (who represents the entire STATE of CT, and not just the crazy people who live there)...
Yeah, um sure. But the rocks don't vote, only the people do.
bunch of jerks.
Oooooooooooooh yeah.....
(reaches for cold cream)
Make sure it's not the Vick's Vap-O-Rub, Thers.
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Nice try, but fuck you. And PS, I'm well aware its very early but Leiberman is leading Lamont in by 5 in initial polls. So your circle jerks may be a bit premature.
Another Victory for Eschaton
Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp.
Are you factoring in the zombie aspect of this?
Of course - since most wingnuts already are zombies and the others have no brains, it's pretty much the rest of us that are screwed.
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 75% of all Republican voters will contract leprosy in the next three weeks. The remaining 25% will all spontaneously combust.
It's hard to see how this news does not inevitably mean a great GOP triumph in '08.
Can we take down Hillary now?
Yeah, um sure. But the rocks don't vote, only the people do.
Mark B. in Austin Texas
The fieldmice do. Six fieldmice equals one Republican.
"Hey trollie - how come Saint McCain didn't run as an independent after the Bush boys smeared his good name?"
Is my name John McCain? No? Well then go ask him then.
"When Leiberman (who represents the entire STATE of CT, and not just the crazy people who live there)
Hunh?
I think these words do not mean what you think they mean."
How is this complicated? It means Leiberman represents everyone who lives in the entire state of CT. If a large number of left wing kooks no longer like him because he's not sufficiently communist enough, then the rest of the state can determine whether they like him enough to have him represent the state as an independent. And if the election were held today, he'd be sent to the Senate as an independent, and Ned Lamont would still be just an empty suit financed by whackjobs and his grandparents.
I'm well aware its very early but Leiberman is leading Lamont in by 5 in initial polls. So your circle jerks may be a bit premature.
Another Victory for Eschaton
Wasn't he leading Lamont by, like, 30 in the primary polls a couple months ago?
How well did that turn out trollie?
Yeah, um sure. But the rocks don't vote, only the people do.
If every tongue were stilled the noise would still continue - the rocks and stones themselves would start to voooooooote...
Joe-sannah hey zannah zannah zannah Joe...
Of all the bullshit that gets spewed about the CT Democratic primary, nothing scorches my shorts worse than the notion that Lieberman "narrowed a 14 point deficit to four" as if one outlying poll represented the actual state of public opinion at that time.
Nice try, but fuck you. And PS, I'm well aware its very early but Leiberman is leading Lamont in by 5 in initial polls.
That's not bad. Lamont can make that up if he runs a good campaign. Lieberman has a right to run as an independent, but he has no right to call himself a Democrat. The primary voters have selected the Democratic candidate. It's over Joe. Run as a Liebercrat, if you wish, but don't call yourself a Democrat when you're trying to defeat the party's nominee.
And if the election were held today, he'd be sent to the Senate as an independent, ...
Another Victory for Eschaton - 8:08 pm
Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp.
Worst Chimpy Shirt Ever
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/r...news/r...o5439-
752v.html
P O'Neill
That shirt is fugly indeed, butt fugly even.
"Worst Chimpy Shirt Ever"
--P O'Neill
Is it just me, or do the last several days of Bush photos not even look like Bush? Particularly the ones of him in the factory in Wisconson.
How is this complicated? It means Leiberman represents everyone who lives in the entire state of CT.
So Lieberman represents the pedophiles of the state of Conecticut? I knew he was a slimeball, but sheesh.
I got tired of the anti-choice asshole of a troll downstairs.
The hater!
aiight you guys have managed to make me waste another whole afternoon, and I got things to do.
Later, batsies.....
"So you're saying Dems should be cool with somebody who says that the results of his party's primary should not stand?"
The results DO still stand (moderates and conservatives don't claim election fraud EVERY single time they lose an election). The Democrats are the Michael Moore party now, and grownups will decide if Leiberman should be sent to the Senate as an independent in November.
Fox News, Republicans and trolls are scared of what the Lamont victory means for them.
Please trolls, keep telling us how scared you are!
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How come when Joementum ground to a halt as the Democratic primary voters en masse rejected him Joe didn't decide to run as an Independent?
Nice try, but fuck you.
Charming!
I'll help out AVE here. What I think he meant is that Lieberman is supposed to represent all of the citizens, not just the Democrats. Especially not the Democrats, since he's told them to go screw themselves after they selected someone else as their official nominee.
Run as a Liebercrat, if you wish, but don't call yourself a Democrat when you're trying to defeat the party's nominee.
Mark B. in Austin Texas
Well put.
Joe is not going to like the things he gets called in this campaign. By his former friends and colleagues in particular.
In his best Droopy Dog voice, Joe will moan: "but but but but.... they're being mean to me."
Another Victory for Eschaton |
Dude, LieberWhore LOST Tuesday night.
Now run along.
and grownups will decide if Leiberman should be sent to the Senate as an independent in November.
Another Victory for Eschaton - 8:12 pm
Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp.
"If the sun explodes tomorrow, that's great news for the GOP."
Hell yeah. It would disprove global warming. And heliocentricity.
How come when ultraconservatives lose their primaries to the more moderate Republicans, they don't decide to run anyway as Independents? How come you haven't been supporting that, trollie?
in the dim, cold lights of the separated kitchen, joe trembled as he reached for the kosher spatula. naked, jowls quivering high and low, he sank to his knees. the droopy eyes tinkled in the flourescent lights, as he looked up into the expanses of his supporter's pale, fishbelly colored flesh. "does this please you, master?"
dropping the bag of cheetos, fumbling with his team america pajamas, Trollie could only smile in anticipation. "this is what i want," he sneered, as he turned on the DVD of Fox News' greatest Mann coulter moments. he turned the volume up loud, and caressed his voluminous man-tits, held high in their victoria secrets' wonder bra. "give me that," he crooned, his eyes closing. joe's small but nimble fingers reached forward, his exposed backside vulnerable and aching. "i'm ready, master." Trolly began, spanking his charge in hard, light strokes. Joe's lips overwhelmed the small needle of his master's manhood, but he worked greedily, with growing hunger, so would he retain his senate seat, one limp candycane at a time...
So your circle jerks
Another Victory for Eschaton
Projection.
"That's not bad. Lamont can make that up if he runs a good campaign. Lieberman has a right to run as an independent, but he has no right to call himself a Democrat. The primary voters have selected the Democratic candidate. It's over Joe. Run as a Liebercrat, if you wish, but don't call yourself a Democrat when you're trying to defeat the party's nominee."
I can't speak for Leiberman. It seems that in effect, he has been purged from his party less than 6 years after he was its vice presidential candidate.
So you guys have decided to become the Michael Moore party. We'll be happy to provide your political tombstone. If you want to relive your pot and LSD days of the 60s, also remember this: McGovern lost.
By a lot.
chicago dyke, catwoman | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 8:15 pm
I can't speak for LeibermZzzzzzzz!
Another Victory for Eschaton |
Joe's lips overwhelmed the small noodle of his master's manhood,
Fixed your post.
McGovern? Who's he.
1792, bay-bee!
I also have some white chocolate to add to the potential cupcakes.
If you want to relive your pot and LSD days of the 60s, also remember this: McGovern lost.
He's talking about 1972.
How desperate is that????????????
AVE was shocked by the Lamont victory, and believes that the American people are rejecting Bush's bullshit.
Otherwise, why would the troll be here?
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AVE was shocked by the Lamont victory, and believes that the American people are rejecting Bush's bullshit.
Otherwise, why would the troll be here?
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TelltaleHeart |
Because he can't get a date?
I can't speak for Leiberman.
No. You certainly cannot, hypocrite.
AVfE, some people wake up and recognize the truth.
Evidently, because you know Lieberman is really a Republican, you are for him.
What more needs to be said.
So you guys have decided to become the Michael Moore party.
Actually, I would be happy with that, but it isn't true. If Lieberman's loss proved anything, it proved that Bush is politically radioactive. Kissing Bush will make you the object of ridicule. Every time.
Lieberman isn't a moderate. He's a stone cold neocon. He doesn't belong in the Democratic party. Gore made a mistake selecting him as a running mate. How big a mistake it was is becoming more obvious all of the time.
Trollies lurrrrrve to say Joe was "purged" because fascism gets them hot. They can't bring themselves to face the fact that Joe was *rejected* by the primary voters of his own party because he no longer represents them. The voters said they didn't want him in the Seante - Joe chose to leave the Democratic party all by himself.
You show nothing but your contempt for representative democracy, trollie.
The results DO still stand (moderates and conservatives don't claim election fraud EVERY single time they lose an election).
Yet Lieberman said he won't let the results stand.
Jim Jeffords!
and grownups will decide
That leaves the troll out.
And what is this FIXATION, this OBSESSION with Michael Moore?
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"remember this: McGovern lost."
The troll is pretending to give us advice on to help us "win".
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"remember this: McGovern lost."
The troll is pretending to give us advice on to help us "win".
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TelltaleHeart
I'm betting the troll wasn't even around in 1972.
And what is this FIXATION, this OBSESSION with Michael Moore?
I hear he's fat. And he dissed dear leader. He must be destroyed.
So you guys have decided to become the Michael Moore party. We'll be happy to provide your political tombstone.
Wonder how you're going to do that when 60% of the country agrees with Lamont and Moore on the war, and the Dems lead in the Congressional polling.
If you want to relive your pot and LSD days of the 60s, also remember this: McGovern lost.
I forget: what year is this?
And what is this FIXATION, this OBSESSION with Michael Moore?
Terry C, Outright Partisan | 08.12.06 - 8:20 pm | #
He's a big fat fatty?
And what is this FIXATION, this OBSESSION with Michael Moore?
Terry C, Outright Partisan | 08.12.06 - 8:20 pm | #
He's a big fat fatty?
A lot of the reason McGivern lost was the Eagleton fiasco.
Don't select a loony running mate, that's one lesson from that campaign. Poor Al Gore...
"How come when ultraconservatives lose their primaries to the more moderate Republicans, they don't decide to run anyway as Independents? How come you haven't been supporting that, trollie?"
Because it rarely happens, and certainly not against former VP candidates of the party. I know some gop guy lost in Michigan, but seeing as how I don't live in Michigan, I have no idea if he plans to run as an independent or not. But if he did, I would call him a traitor to the party or something. After all, his supposed base threw him out.
A democratic party not big enough for a Joe Lieberman (who I don't know why I have to defend seeing as how he votes NINETY percent of the time with Democrats) is a Michael Moore party.
On the other side, I happen to dislike Lincoln Chafee. I don't happen to care that he's against the Iraq war. I can even probably be aside his really annoying, sanctimonious ego (such as his write in vote for George Herbert Walker Bush in 2004 - dude just vote for fucking Kerry), but the man votes with Republicans about 40 percent of the time these days.
That means he votes with Democrats about 60 percent of the time. That sounds to me....like a Democrat.
Be afraid!
Be very afraid!
You must vote for Lieberman or the sky will fall. Be very Afraid.
You'll never win another election if you turn your back on Lieberman.
We'll be happy to provide your political tombstone.
Another Victory for Eschaton - 8:15 pm
still baffled that no one comments on the obvious demolition of wtc7.
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Jim Jeffords!
My man! I kinda wish he weren't retiring, even though we'll still most likely putting an Indy in his seat.
Fucking troll spew. I'll come in later.
And what is this FIXATION, this OBSESSION with Michael Moore?
Liberals unafraid to hit back and hit hard scare the shit out of them.
still baffled that no one comments on the obvious demolition of wtc7.
You're still stupid.
Michael Moore is totally on the fringe. That's why his films reach such small audiences.
Now I have a really bad '80s movie soundtrack song (slightly rewritten) in my head:
Are you ready for the sex blog
The really really really fine sex blog
Are you ready for the sex blog...
Even the ludicrous trolls cannot keep the valiant Eschatonians from their duly appointed raunchiness. Remember, NO FLIRTING, but propositions are ok.
Shorter AVE:
You HAVE to vote Repugnican....or a facsimile thereof.
Like Lieberwhore.
I don't know why I have to defend
You don't. You do so solely out of hate.
"I would call him a traitor to the party or something. After all, his supposed base threw him out."
Correction: I wouldn't.
Only democratics use terms like race traitors (Clarence Thomas, Condi Rice, etc) and now party traitors (like Leiberman).
Even the ludicrous trolls cannot keep the valiant Eschatonians from their duly appointed raunchiness. Remember, NO FLIRTING, but propositions are ok.
Interrobang |
I don't happen to care that he's against the Iraq war.
What was the date of that Congressional declaration again?
Another Victory of Eschaton scratched impatiently at his dry, sand encrusted backside, flies swarming about under the desert heat. he told me to be here, he mused to himself, thinking of his lover's long, dusky flanks. i hope he doesn't make me wait too long this time., he thought, as he waddled his generous body closer to the cave's shaded darkness. he sat down, panting from the effort of walking that long march of 20 feet.
suddenly, a long fingered hand gripped his dandruff ridden curls. his head was jerked back, and he could only look up into the liquid, brown eyes of his lord, whimpering in pain. "i am yours, sheik. let me pleasure you, i beg you." osama stood, towering over him, the folds of his desert burnoose and robes rippling in the wind. AVE trembled, his jowls shaking, thoughts of his mother's breasts pushed aside as quickly as dick cheney forgets how to use a gun. he opened his willing lips, hot tears spilling down his acned cheeks, his tongue seeking its only redemption. "allah is great," he praised. "allah wants me to do this for you." his heart lept, as osama's hands forced his unshapen head upon the dark muslim manhood, spreading fat lips apart with eager humiliation...
"On the other side, I happen to dislike Lincoln Chafee... That means he votes with Democrats about 60 percent of the time. That sounds to me....like a Democrat."
The troll says it would vote for 'anti-war democrat-like' Chaffee over a pro-war republican candidate who better represents its views.
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I have no idea if he plans to run as an independent or not. But if he did, I would call him a traitor to the party or something. After all, his supposed base threw him out.
But it's wrong when Dems do it. Gotcha.
Only democratics use terms like race traitors (Clarence Thomas, Condi Rice, etc) and now party traitors (like Leiberman).
Another Victory for Eschaton
In other words only DEMOCRATS tell the truth?
Because Condi and Clarence ARE race traitors and LieberWhore IS a party traitor.
Thanks for playing. G'night!
Only democratics use terms like race traitors (Clarence Thomas, Condi Rice, etc) and now party traitors (like Leiberman).
Uh, so he's not a traitor to the party when he rejects his party's primary results?
chi dyke:
PURE gold!
still baffled that no one comments on the obvious demolition of wtc7.
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gary in fl | 08.12.06 - 8:22 pm | #
Probably because it's not near as obvious as the people who peddle that bullshit seem to think it is.
Are you ready for the sex blog
The really really really fine sex blog
Are you ready for the sex blog...
Who's got the Rudy the Rabbit vibrator?
Heh, it's funny that AVE used the term "democratics" instead "Democrats". Like the inverse of what his kind usually do...
Only democratics use terms like race traitors (Clarence Thomas, Condi Rice, etc) and now party traitors (like Leiberman).
Another Victory for Eschaton | 08.12.06 - 8:26 pm | #
Yeah. Never heard a conservative call anyone a traitor before.
We don't like Lieberman.
What doesn't AVE get about that?
Why is he trying to impose his views on us?
(Pssst... Lamont's victory was one for "Eschaton.")
Yeah. Never heard a conservative call anyone a traitor before.
Bas-O-Matic
Paging Tranny Coulter.
"Only democratics use terms like race traitors"
The truth, as the troll knows, is that that is a term conservatives coined and, now that their term "race traitor" is no longer acceptable, they employ the equally charming descriptor "self-hating", as in "George Soros is a self-hating Jew".
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"Uh, so he's not a traitor to the party when he rejects his party's primary results?"
No dumbass, YOU kicked him out, he didn't leave your party. If anything, Leiberman's former "friends" like Gore, betrayed him for campaigning against him.
It's true - trollies calling everyone to the left of them a traitor is ok, but my suggestion that anyone to the right of me betrays the principles of democracy demonstrates pure bigotry.
Not that trollie could provide a single instance of anyone on the left not also a member of the target group doing so to anyone on the right.
YOU kicked him out, he didn't leave your party. If anything, Leiberman's former "friends" like Gore, betrayed him for campaigning against him. -Another Victory for Eschaton
How does losing a Senate primary force anyone to abandon their political party trollie? What part of our political primary system don't you grasp?
betrayed him for campaigning against him.
By, dumbass, by. And you can stop defending Lieberman anytime your hypocricy begins to wan.
The troll only has our best interests at heart.
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still baffled that no one comments on the obvious demolition of wtc7.
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gary in fl | 08.12.06 - 8:22 pm | #
Probably because it's not near as obvious as the people who peddle that bullshit seem to think it is.
Bas-O-Matic
I commented on this last time it came up, and I'll just repeat what I said then. Quite of a bit of the structure of the buildings in the WTC complex was underground. Just because the above ground structure looked relatively intact didn't mean that they weren't extensively damaged below the plaza level.
It isn't surprizing to me that other buildings in the WTC complex collapsed after the towers went, after all they were all connected under ground by a massive complex that was something like 6 or 7 levels. All of that falling and burning debris from the towers had to go somewhere.
No dumbass, YOU kicked him out, he didn't leave your party.
1) It's not my party.
2) He was not kicked out of the party. He left after losing an election.
3) Elections often kick somebody out of office. This was his party's primary. He lost. He said he will not let that result stand.
Which part of this don't you get? The democracy part?
No dumbass, YOU kicked him out, he didn't leave your party.
Joe is certainly still welcome to remain in the party, get behind the winner of the Connecticut Democratic primary, Ned Lamont, and work to help the Democrats take back the Senate.
Who's got the Rudy the Rabbit vibrator?
I'm pretty sure simels had it last. I could be wrong.
Joe is certainly still welcome to remain in the party, get behind the winner of the Connecticut Democratic primary, Ned Lamont, and work to help the Democrats take back the Senate.
Well see, trollie has to pretend that isn't what almost always happens for his "argument" to make even a tiny bit of sense. Thus, he simply chooses to ignore it and insist we have somehow "purged" Joe. I wonder what he calls it when his cultist brethren throw another Republican under the bus for daring to suggest Dear Leader is not infallible?
This was his party's primary. He lost. He said he will not let that result stand.
If only his website hadn't crashed. If only those unhinged, nasty lefty bloggers. If only...
Joe would have won. I'm sure of it. Joe's such a decent man.
YOU kicked him out, he didn't leave your party. If anything, Leiberman's former "friends" like Gore, betrayed him for campaigning against him. -Another Victory for Eschaton
No surprise that a fascist like AVE doesn't have a clue as to how elections work. In a democracy it is the VOTERS!!!! registered in a party who get to decide who is going to be the nominee of their party. Now, Republican-fascist, if you want to look at kicking out someone look at what Republican-fascists did to Lowell Weicker when they supported Lieberman against him in the GENERAL ELECTION. That was kicking someone out of the party.
Lieberman is a spoil sport who won't play by the rules and who kicks the board when he loses. Nothing more to it than that.
Fascists lecturing Democrats about democracy, ha!
Trollie must be the short, depressed kid we ordered.
The troll hopes to use Lieberman against the Democrats, and we are working to improve the Democrats.
The only question is which side is Joe going to chose. The troll's, or ours. And we all know the answer to that.
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I wonder what he calls it when his cultist brethren throw another Republican under the bus for daring to suggest Dear Leader is not infallible?
JeffCO | 08.12.06 - 8:38 pm | #
He calls the person under the bus a liberal.
Look at it this way. If it had been a Republican primary in CT, the Republican who was against the war and other atrocities that this administration has inficted on this country, that person would have won.
Bush is tanking. Even republicans are sick of his policies.
Trollie must be the short, depressed kid we ordered.
JeffCO
You going to put him in a dress and have him play Little Dorrit?
But, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each liberal, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. The winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until the election.
Lieberman kicked himself out of the Democratic Party.
Evening, freethinkers
How's the weekend treating you?
I think Joe Lieberman hitching up is pinafore and leaving in a huff will have a liberating effect on the Senate Democrats who don't have to try to placate the whiny little brat anymore.
will have a liberating effect on the Senate Democrats...
Substitute "chilling" for liberating.
"Wait a minute. What does this mean.......... for me?" Herb Tarlick when told WKRP was going to be go automated.
Joe Lieberman was the Herb Tarlick of the Democratic Party.
will have a liberating effect on the Senate Democrats...
Substitute "chilling" for liberating.
The nutroots will be greeted as liberators.
will have a liberating effect on the Senate Democrats...
Substitute "chilling" for liberating.
The nutroots will be greeted as liberators.
He said he will not let that result stand.
There's no crying in partisan politics!
As God is my witness - I thought Joementum could fly.
Oooh, tigre's here. I'd better go check on the chicken.
(Actually, I'm gonna grab me some sushi...)
Michael Moore
We went to a talk he did in ABQ.
Melissa had a book she wanted signed and we bought another there. We waited in a line of a few hundred people and when we finally got to him, despite what was anounced, he asked how to personalize the signature. Cool. But when Melissa congratulated him on a recent weight loss, (this meant something to her) he did not look at her and smile and say thanks. He just looked down as he signed the book and shook his head. When he ask me how he should sign the other book I said, "Melissa, also" which confused him, rightfully so. I pointed to Melissa, "My GF".
He scribbled in the book and slammed it shut.
I loved his talk, his work and efforts.
But he, as a person, came across as an arrogant ass.
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The nutroots will be greeted as liberators.
"Liberate these nutroots!" (grabs crotch, laughs loutishly)
Oooh, tigre's here. I'd better go check on the chicken.
:-(
Ooh. OOh.
"What have you heard. And just because she used to be a guy doesn't mean I'm gay because I kissed her," Joe Tarlick.
Toby, you fuckhead, quit posting under your fifty gazillion fucking nom de plumes Everybody knows you're gary, dith, AVE, dipshit, linda, julie, dogburner, or any regular that's not online at the moment. Get off the puke payroll. get out of your mothers basement, get a job.
Molly - it seems husbands and wives really do grow to resemble each other.
:-( watertiger
You want I should kick NTodd in the shins for you?
Molly - it seems husbands and wives really do grow to resemble each other.
Well, that explains George Bush's camel toe.
What travel guides are you Liberal Elitists liking these days? Just realized that the book I'm using for my trip is six years old. Want a new one.
Oh, hallo, btw.
Oooh, tigre's here. I'd better go check on the chicken.
Did you misspell that?
pr0n works, kids. he's gone.
What travel guides are you Liberal Elitists liking these days? Just realized that the book I'm using for my trip is six years old. Want a new one.
Mrs. spinoza likes the lonely planet series.
I was working on a Katrina project and had to take a break. But, anyone have a song suggestion for me? Something mournful, yet somewhat hopeful... I know it's a strange description but it's the best I can come up with at the moment.
And if you have an mp3, pass it along...
Anyone?
NO: 3
TEN: 10
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But he, as a person, came across as an arrogant ass.
It's probably really, really, hard to be nice to everyone in line. I'm sure he gets tired. And there's probably certain subjects that he just can't or won't discuss. I imagine weight is one of them.
pr0n works, kids. he's gone. -chicago dyke
Then how about pulling out some of the good stuff for the grownups?
Heh, just got off the phone with my favorite editors. Both are slightly to the right of Attila the Hun and both are so thoroughly disgusted with the Emperor and his minions that they re-registered as independents.
Well, that explains George Bush's camel toe.
As they say on MST3K, "Ah, the rare male cameltoe!"
Pass that brain bleach over here.
But, anyone have a song suggestion for me? Something mournful, yet somewhat hopeful...
I was pushing this one this morning.
I'm sure he gets tired. And there's probably certain subjects that he just can't or won't discuss. I imagine weight is one of them.
As it's a favorite line of conservative attack, I'll bet that's true.
I was working on a Katrina project and had to take a break. But, anyone have a song suggestion for me? Something mournful, yet somewhat hopeful..
Albioni's adagio in G?
Bach's Erbarme Dich?
You want I should kick NTodd in the shins for you?
yes please!
It's probably really, really, hard to be nice to everyone in line. I'm sure he gets tired. And there's probably certain subjects that he just can't or won't discuss. I imagine weight is one of them.
Mark B. in Austin Texas
Yes. My thoughts, also.
But these are his fans (and why he is a rich man, now). Melissa was damn near in love with him. Her comment came from the heart. She was not really affected by his rudeness but I will never think of him the same.
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jeffco: subject? participants?
Anyone?
Ripley | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 8:54 pm | #
try this. specifically written for katrina.
spinoza,
The LP guide was updated about a year ago, so that's more attractive than what I've got.
All I can say is wow. This is sickening
agave,
He may have taken crap his entire life re his weight -- from parents, sibs, schoolmates, women, and just assholes in the street. It may be painful for him to have the subject brought up at all.
I'll check 'em out - it's pretty disturbing looking thru all these Katrina pics, frankly.
RIL-
Where are you off to? I am thinking of going to Panama for a few weeks this fall to do some birding.
Did you misspell that?
I love you!
Then how about pulling out some of the good stuff for the grownups?
JeffCO
OK.
It is you, JeffCO, that she desires with burning desire...
It's obvious that the Lamont victory, after an an honest and aboveboard campaign that never once got nasty or personal on Lamont's side, that only went after Joe's bad choices, not his person, has scared the living shit out of AVE and the rest of the Himmler trolls, or they wouldn't be here sticking up for a Jewish Democrat that voted 90% with his party. Think about the disconnect: a rightwing fascist-loving, war-mongering troll defending the actions of a liberal Democratic Senator. They know that they're going down in November, and that their short little day in the sun is over in '08. They will sell out any tiny little shadow of principle they ever imagined that they had to prevent this from happening, and if Bushco and Rove keep stepping in the dogshit and tracking it into the House (and Senate), they're going to lose both chambers by staggering amounts, which will lead to successful impeachments and prison for most of them, if not trials at the Hague. AVE should be very frightened indeed, his day is nearly up. No more useless wars declared by an illegally placed deserting coward, no more no-bid multi-billion dollar contracts for a treasonous vice-president's fuck-buddies, no more shitting on the Constitution and Bill of Rights by fear-mongering. It will be back to peace and prosperity, which will make sociopaths and psychopaths like our resident trolls even more irrelevant than they have always been. We will once again be a free country, and will cease to be the biggest terrorist on the planet.
jeffco: subject? participants?
I'm sure whatever your participants choose to subject themselves to will be expressed wonderfully.
Via Google News
"This is saying to a lot of people across the country, who I know are as fed up as I am with the partisanship in Washington that stops our government from doing anything about the big problems that average people face," he said Thursday.
Republicans control the House, the Senate, and the Presidency and "partisanship" is preventing them from passing needed legistation.
Bwahahahaha
I love you!
Only because I foreswore the far more obvious sushi joke.
spinoza,
Here.
I certainly know better than to click on a link from dipshit or Thers.
Grrrr.
Or Phila.
All I can say is wow. This is sickening
dipshit | 08.12.06 - 9:00 pm | #
A thread from the hate site known as liitle green footballs? Yeah, I bet it is pretty sickening.
semiserious question for the group: are we all too sophisticated for concern trolls to bother us, and is it different elsewhere?
i'm having a conversation with other bloggers about this. how much "damage" do concern trolls make on your blog, if any? how many readers do they influence, if any?
He may have taken crap his entire life re his weight -- from parents, sibs, schoolmates, women, and just assholes in the street. It may be painful for him to have the subject brought up at all.
res ipsa loquitur
He should have taken in to account who was talking to him!
Do I have to say more?
He is an ass.
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Phila, how's the can?
Only because I foreswore the far more obvious sushi joke.
You're a true lady.
I clicked on it, but as soon as LGF showed up, I capped their asses and left. Conservative Drones above is me, and now that dipshit has linked to LGF, I'm doubling the ampunt of vitriol in that post. they're in the wrong country.
semiserious question for the group: are we all too sophisticated for concern trolls to bother us, and is it different elsewhere?
I don't pay them much never mind. But I'm anti-social that way.
semiserious question for the group: are we all too sophisticated for concern trolls to bother us, and is it different elsewhere?
i'm having a conversation with other bloggers about this. how much "damage" do concern trolls make on your blog, if any? how many readers do they influence, if any?
By and large, they have little effect, I think. But man are they dull.
Incidentally, I'm pretty sure I invented the term "concern troll."
Guinness-fest continues chez res.
Tonight's feature is "Cromwell," with our man playing Charles I to Richard Harris' Cromwell.
Did you know that Cromwell was executed posthumously? Those wacky Brits!
Yeh, Phila how are you?
Is it time to start referring to your Forest Gump injury?
Incidentally, I'm pretty sure I invented the term "concern troll."
I once told a woman I coined the phrase, 'Pardon my French'.
Photographer admits to MSM fakery on a massive scale
But man are they dull.
And they're always looking for their balls.
I once told a woman I coined the phrase, 'Pardon my French'.
Ripley
That sounds like something Cosmo Kramer would do (and get away with).
Did you know that Cromwell was executed posthumously? Those wacky Brits!
I heard they dipped the bullets in pigs' blood so he couldn't get to Heaven. And you thought LGF couldn't teach us anything... ha!
I was thinking of sending this one out to Phila, but maybe it's too soon.
i'm having a conversation with other bloggers about this. how much "damage" do concern trolls make on your blog, if any? how many readers do they influence, if any?
chicago dyke, catwoman
None, as I have no one who posts on my blog. Well, I've got a few people but no trolls to speak of.
Did dipshit just find that doctored photo of Kerry and Jane Fonda?
What all this about Phila's ass, then?
What all this about Phila's ass, then? -Ripley
He's hoping to claim he was injured by enemy shrapnel in 30 years when he runs for President. Just laying the groundwork.
He should have taken in to account who was talking to him!
Do I have to say more?
I think you're being too hard on him. There are some subjects that are so difficult for some people that they can only discuss them at great cost to themselves. Perhaps it's something that they can only share with their therapist or significant other. If you don't respect their boundaries, they might not be friendly to you. That's not the same as being an asshole.
Incidentally, I'm pretty sure I invented the term "concern troll."
Thers | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:09 pm | #
You know, I think that was me. I mean, if anyone here did.
'Cause I remember calling them that, and not long after that you were calling 'em "concerned trolls."
It sounds sick that I'd remember that...but the reason is that a friend and I were working on bum nomenclature based on Mayhew's "London Labor and the London Poor," and "concern troll" was in that tradition.
Then again, it's likely that dozens of people have come up with it...so who's to say...if there are royalties due, though, I'm gonna fight you for 'em.
What all this about Phila's ass, then?
Ripley | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:13 pm | #
It's as full and radiant and lovely as the face of the moon when the sun took her virginity. Why do you ask?
All I can say is wow. This is sickening
dipshit |
So is everything you post.
I've seen Moore several times over the past few years and never noticed him being a jerk. In fact he made time for some kids from the local high school to interview him for their student TV station.
None, as I have no one who posts on my blog. Well, I've got a few people but no trolls to speak of.
It's sort of relaxing, really. I have a wingnut, but he behaves himself.
All I can say is wow. This is sickening
dipshit |
Whatever makes trolls sick I'm in the market for a bulk order.
You know, I think that was me. I mean, if anyone here did.
'Cause I remember calling them that, and not long after that you were calling 'em "concerned trolls."
Hmmm, that's possible. I know I used "concerned trolls" for a while.
I'll certainly reference this theory of yours in an appendix to the fourth volume of my autobiography. Or perhaps an endnote.
As for how my ass is...I dunno, it kind of feels like I had a pair of scissors jammed into it two inches deep.
It's actually not so bad. Oddly enough, my reaction to the tetanus shot is a good deal more uncomfortable.
Plant an Orgone Generator(??) today, in the War Against Cell Phone Mind Control!! What The Fuck?!
Ooh, this one's got Illuminati in it! Far fucking out...
tigre,
It must be beautiful out there tonight.
Give the res regards to your mother!
It's as full and radiant and lovely as the face of the moon when the sun took her virginity. Why do you ask?
People are talking. Someone sent me a link to Philascrinklyass.blogspot.com but I didn't want to click the link.
Thank Zeus things are ok in the ass dept. Whew!
Nice pants...
All I can say is wow. This is sickening
dipshit |
So is everything you post.
Terry C, Outright Partisan | 08.12.06 - 9:18 pm |
It is pretty disgusting to expose the ugly underbelly of the left, isn't it?
Thanks for your support, Terry
a friend and I were working on bum nomenclature based on Mayhew's "London Labor and the London Poor," and "concern troll" was in that tradition.
I have actually read the multi-volume edition of that.
Christ, I'm a geek.
I'll certainly reference this theory of yours in an appendix to the fourth volume of my autobiography. Or perhaps an endnote.
Thers | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:20 pm | #
Sure. I just want what's coming to me, is all. (Braces self for another pair of scissors in the ass.)
I am pleased to learn that the photographer has admitted to large-scale photo fraud. Does this mean that no Lebanese are dying?
No. Then what does it matter?
re Moore ... I watched "Bowling for COlumbine" again recently and it's pretty incredible when Marilyn Manson comes off as one of the only sane people in a movie.
I have actually read the multi-volume edition of that.
Christ, I'm a geek.
Molly Ivors, formerly NYM | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:20 pm | #
You and me both.
It's sort of relaxing, really. I have a wingnut, but he behaves himself.
Molly Ivors, formerly NYM
I'm one of the people who Echidne asked to fill in while she's on vacation, I've sweated blood over the things I wrote for it. I haven't felt so nervous since my senior recital in college. Decades ago.
Well, obviously Phila has recovered from his desperate run-in with the malevolent scissors.
For those who desire a break from the tedious trolling, I do have Bonus Critter Blogging up.
Somehow fuzzy rodents are more pleasant than our recent crop of under-bridge dwellers.
Thank Zeus things are ok in the ass dept. Whew!
Nice pants...
Ripley | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:20 pm | #
Diffrent strokes and all that, but things generally aren't OK when they are in my ass department.
from the NYT:
Lieberman Lost. Here's Why.
Readers respond to David Brooks's Aug. 10 column, "Party No. 3"
enjoy!
I clicked on it, but as soon as LGF showed up, I capped their asses and left. Conservative Drones above is me, and now that dipshit has linked to LGF, I'm doubling the ampunt of vitriol in that post. they're in the wrong country.
ronjazz
dipshit is in the wrong place, too.
He's not going to change the minds of anyone here, so why bother us?
Plant an Orgone Generator(??) today
Now you've made me go and watch this again.
It must be beautiful out there tonight.
I'm wearing a freakin' sweatshirt! Wheee!
People are talking.
I should hope so. It's not every day someone's stupid enough to sit down hard on a pair of scissors.
I have to confess I'm a bit worried about how it might affect voters in the Heartland, though. I probably shouldn't be talking about it here at all.
It is pretty disgusting to expose the ugly underbelly of the left, isn't it?
dipshit
I'll take my shirt off it it makes you sick, dip
It is pretty disgusting to expose the ugly underbelly of the left, isn't it?
dipshit
I'll take my shirt off it it makes you sick, dip
It is pretty disgusting to expose the ugly underbelly of the left, isn't it?
Thanks for your support, Terry
dipshit
Dude, if we're so bad, why are you hanging around here?
Why do you insist in trying to impose your opinions on people who don't want to hear them?
Why don't you go over to LGF?
a friend and I were working on bum nomenclature based on Mayhew's "London Labor and the London Poor," and "concern troll" was in that tradition.
I have actually read the multi-volume edition of that.
Oh, no!
It's another GOP wet dream!
Someone call Mike Allen from Time magazine.
To the extent that the London terrorist incident is discussed on the sunday shows, this better be a large part of the discussion.
http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/arch...ives/
001331.php
I have to confess I'm a bit worried about how it might affect voters in the Heartland, though. I probably shouldn't be talking about it here at all.
Phila | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:24 pm | #
Republicans are projecting that scissors in Phila's ass will result in net 20 point swing in their favor.
Diffrent strokes and all that, but things generally aren't OK when they are in my ass department.
Maybe a new plan-o-gramer? Mix up the floor sales crew? A whacky contest for a TGIFriday's gift certificate?
The ass dept. can make or break your retail outlet.
I have actually read the multi-volume edition of that.
Christ, I'm a geek.
Molly Ivors, formerly NYM
Ah, then you too will embrace the historical analogies involved when I tread, tread, tread, tread.... All I'm missing is the Wheel.
looks like dipshit might have found some evidence that the mainstream media is less than pure. election night of '00 already sealed that deal, fool. nothing you come up with changes the fact that your party failed to defend the US on 9/11, illegally attacked the wrong country, is in the process of losing that stupid war, while at the same time destroying the economy for most Americans and making the world a more dangerous place for all Americans, especially those in uniform. all you guys do well and consistently is fail. oh, and lie about it. you have nothinbg left except your little strawboys, and 2/3 of America, and 90% of the rest of the world, ain't buying. you're finished, dipshit, AVE, coggy. finished, washed up, irrelevant. Even mAnn Coulter admitted on national television last night that the republicans are finished in '06.
Those are some good letters re Bobo's idiotic column. Here's a good one:
To the Editor:
Re “Party No. 3” (column, Aug. 10):
David Brooks has outdone himself in his spin on the Lieberman loss in Connecticut. It is ludicrous to argue that Senators John McCain and Joseph I. Lieberman represent the voices of reason in America when they have been such outspoken advocates of the disastrous Iraq war.
If there is to be a third party formed, it will be by someone bold enough to lead the opponents of that war, with 60 percent of the people already opposed to it. Now there’s the base for a new party!
Kenneth N. Davis Jr.
Stamford, Conn., Aug. 10, 2006
The writer was an assistant secretary of commerce/international in the Nixon administration.
•
I'm watching The Passion of The Christ. It is surprisingly good.
In contrast to previous reports, the official suggested an attack was not imminent, saying the suspects had not yet purchased any airline tickets. In fact, some did not even have passports.
It takes weeks to obtain a passport...
I'm watching The Passion of The Christ. It is surprisingly good.
Snow, Sublimest | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:28 pm | #
Don't tell us how it ends!
It takes weeks to obtain a passport...
Ô¿Ô
Yes it does. In Britain especially.
Good evening, Ô¿Ô. How's by you? And your twin and your farm and Stringey?
Don't tell us how it ends!
They kill the guy ... but then there's a surprise twist.
I'm watching The Passion of The Christ. It is surprisingly good.
Snow, Sublimest | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:28 pm | #
Don't tell us how it ends!
Phila
It wasn't Professor Plum.
Don't tell us how it ends! -Phila
If I'm gonna watch someone get nailed, I prefer it to be consensual.
I should hope so. It's not every day someone's stupid enough to sit down hard on a pair of scissors.
I was working on the roof of a Habitat house this last winter. I was sitting on the OSB roof and sliding down a little bit, so I put my hands down to scootch myself up a little and put the palm of one hand on an upside down hammer tacker. It put a stape into my hand so hard the glove almost tore around the staple when I tried to pull it out.
The other workers were quite amused. I was not.
I confess. I left the scissors in Phila's chair.
But it was an accident. I meant to leave them in NTodd's.
Don't tell us how it ends!
Phila
Oh, Phila. Everyone knows how it ends. Jesus gets stopped for DUI on the PCH, hurls anti-semetic epithets at the cops, and winds up in the clink. Then the citizens of Malibu crucify him.
Even mAnn Coulter admitted on national television last night that the republicans are finished in '06.
ronjazz |
A lucid moment from the Psycho Bitch?
Damn!
Good evening, Ô¿Ô. How's by you? And your twin and your farm and Stringey?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Greetings GWPDA. All is well in the String household.
YOU MUST BE VERY VERY AFRAID!
YOU MUST BE AFRAID AND ALSO YOU MUST PILE FRESH VEGETABLES OUTSIDE DHS!
Don't tell us how it ends! -Phila
If I'm gonna watch someone get nailed, I prefer it to be consensual.
Religion pr0n ..... gets 'em every time.
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I'm watching The Passion of The Christ. It is surprisingly good.
Snow, Sublimest | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:28 pm |
I love that film. The sweet suffering...
I was disappointed at the lack of sex between Jesus and Mary Magdalene. If you are going to crucify a guy, you ought to give him a final piece of ass.
YOU MUST BE VERY VERY AFRAID!
YOU MUST BE AFRAID AND ALSO YOU MUST PILE FRESH VEGETABLES OUTSIDE DHS!
We worship the giant stone skull with burning eyes. No, wait a minute, that's Chertoff!
I'm watching The Passion of The Christ. It is surprisingly good.
Snow, Sublimest
I hear the sequal is to die for...
Greetings GWPDA. All is well in the String household.
Ô¿Ô
Snazzy, mijo! How are the crops?
I saw this cartoon caption in Hustler years ago of a Roman soldier with a large nail asking Jayzus, "Will you put that other leg on top of the other? I only have one nail left."
I was disappointed at the lack of sex between Jesus and Mary Magdalene. If you are going to crucify a guy, you ought to give him a final piece of ass.
Snow, Sublimest
If I'm gonna watch someone get nailed, I prefer it to be consensual.
Have you heard this?
reprobate: don't even tempt me to go there. atrios would never forgive me.
It put a stape into my hand so hard the glove almost tore around the staple when I tried to pull it out.
Oy. That's pretty ghastly.
I ran a Dremel sawblade vertically into my thumb, once. I bet it wasn't as painful as that staple, though.
If I'm gonna watch someone get nailed, I prefer it to be consensual.
JeffCO |
NO FLIRTING!
Ooops. Here come the cops. Keep quiet, don't say anything!
Oh shit. He called her sugartits.
I was disappointed at the lack of sex between Jesus and Mary Magdalene. If you are going to crucify a guy, you ought to give him a final piece of ass.
Director's Cut, man! That Mary Magdalene has a mouth on her, btw. It was like Andrew Dice Clay in drag!
Ô¿Ô | 08.12.06 - 9:34 pm |
Before Hustler's cartoons became racist and poorly done, there was a cute one where a motorist is jarred after driving past a telephone wire post with a saviour crucified to it.
"I saw this cartoon caption in Hustler years ago of a Roman soldier with a large nail asking Jayzus, "Will you put that other leg on top of the other? I only have one nail left.""
Roman Centurian:
"Look, I don't give a damn who your Father is - if you drop that cross ONE MORE TIME, your ass is out of the parade!"
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yes, nice of Bushco to pressure the Brits into moving well ahead of their schedule. you see, it's more inportant to deflect the news of the Republican Party's loss f control over Democrats than it is to allow the British law enforcement community the time they need to make sure they've grabbed everybody involved with this "plot". that's the same Bushco that insisted that the british pilot fly to Boston so that americans could arrest the guy on the plane CARRYING A LIQUID BOMB! as if the plane would make it if the bomb actually worked. the Bush regime has given up its humanity entirely for the sake of political gain. dipshit wants to coplain about doctored pictures by supposed "lefty" media photogs (with no attribution, mind you), but ignores the Hitler moustache photoshopped on Howard Dean by the Republican Party on its website? sorry, wingnuts, your hatred of Ameerica and freedom is second only to Osama's, and looks like it may eclipse his.
Snazzy, mijo! How are the crops?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Terrible. Full of coco grass. I can't get rid of it. I plow and everything looks great then it's right back.
Don't tell us how it ends!
The year Titanic came out, I was at a family part and someone mentioned they'd seen it. One of my young cousins squealed, "Don't tell me how it ends!"
Everyone knows how it ends. Jesus gets stopped for DUI on the PCH, hurls anti-semetic epithets at the cops, and winds up in the clink. Then the citizens of Malibu crucify him.
res ipsa loquitur
Does he call the BVM "sugar tits"?
At the half:
NO 6
TEN 10
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I'm watching The Passion of The Christ. It is surprisingly good.
Snow, Sublimest
I hear the sequal is to die for...
The 'So, That Happened' of the Christ?
I was disappointed at the lack of sex between Jesus and Mary Magdalene.
It's a historical FACT that Jesus and Mary Magdalen screwed and had kids and this FACT led inevitably to Leonardo Da Vinci, the Knights Templar, and a retarded Tom Hanks movie.
frist!
Terrible. Full of coco grass. I can't get rid of it. I plow and everything looks great then it's right back.
Ô¿Ô
I think of you and your battle every time I sit down and start tearing away at the stuff here. Have you tried pre-emergents? I haven't, simply because it's confined to areas that aren't really required, and that the heat knocks out a lot of it. But you know, every time you plough it, every time I tear it, it sends out its seeds.... What do you think of sowing over it with something meaner?
The year Titanic came out, I was at a family part and someone mentioned they'd seen it. One of my young cousins squealed, "Don't tell me how it ends!"
More people went down in that film than in Emmanuelle.
I ran a Dremel sawblade vertically into my thumb, once. I bet it wasn't as painful as that staple, though.
Phila |
And Molly was worried about Rosie eating a bit of raw bacon.
See? There are worse things...
Now the cops are laughing as Jesus says the Jews are responsible for all of the wars in the world. And they're drinking his tequila.
The 'So, That Happened' of the Christ?
"Christ's Happening, NOW!"
Heh.
I am so behind the times...Watching Trailer Park Boys at the moment - heelarious!
ronjazz, you are on fire tonight!
It's a historical FACT that Jesus and Mary Magdalen screwed and had kids and this FACT led inevitably to Leonardo Da Vinci, the Knights Templar, and a retarded Tom Hanks movie.
Um, I think you mean Leonardo DiCaprio and he wasn't in Forest Gump. I'm pretty sure...
Hey, matthew! Any luck with that Tampa site?
It's a historical FACT that Jesus and Mary Magdalen screwed
Yes, that is why I was diappointed the Romans didn't allow them one last roll before the big send off.
What do you think of sowing over it with something meaner?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
There were huge weeds several feet tall over it before. My twin wore out a riding lawn mower chopping it down. It still survived. We're going the chemical route next year. Maybe we should 'salt the earth'...
Jesus is going to have a hard time explaining this to the judge, he keeps falling down.
I shot a 2" air staple through my index finger...it hurt a lot, but not near as much as pulling it out with a pair of pliers
ronjazz, you are on fire tonight!
I forgot to buy Preparation H. or dipshit ate mine. it is, after all, for assholes.
http://www.comcast.net/news/
nati...itn_crawfordBBQ
Fuck that Bush Bitch.
rip...I've got a little demo for them up at http://hcdec.matthewblog.com
"Valerie Duty, a staunch Bush supporter who wore a "This is Bush country, by George!" T-shirt."
Eed-jit!
the Knights Templar
Weird dudes!
Didn't they make the bogus Shroud of Turin?
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It's a historical FACT that Jesus and Mary Magdalen screwed and had kids and this FACT led inevitably to Leonardo Da Vinci, the Knights Templar, and a retarded Tom Hanks movie.
Um, I think you mean Leonardo DiCaprio and he wasn't in Forest Gump. I'm pretty sure...
Ripley |
He wasn't in "The DiVinci Hype", either.
Maybe we should 'salt the earth'...
When I was growing up we used pickling salt to kill weeds in the patio and driveway. Have you tried covering the weeds with black plastic for a few days?
I'm not sure what you're growing and where the weeds are in there. ??
I forgot to buy Preparation H. or dipshit ate mine. it is, after all, for assholes.
ronjazz, giod typisst
Maybe an explosive. also.
Whtast a giod typisst?
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one last roll before the big send off.
I don't know this story, and I didn't see the movie, but I'm guessing the romans rolled mary a few times.
one last roll before the big send off.
I don't know this story, and I didn't see the movie, but I'm guessing the romans rolled mary a few times.
The year Titanic came out, I was at a family part and someone mentioned they'd seen it. One of my young cousins squealed, "Don't tell me how it ends!"
I saw that film when it first came out at the theater with my friend Freddie. He cried throughout it so I missed alot. It's now playing on DirectTV so I saw it again recently and it's a really good movie. Alot of what I missed before I saw. I love movies that you can watch over and over and see different things you missed before.
I shot a 2" air staple through my index finger...it hurt a lot, but not near as much as pulling it out with a pair of pliers
I've put a drill bit into the side of my index finger.
The most embarrassing one was a guitar string popping off the stem, as I was winding it on, and embedding itself into my pinky.
OK, I spoke to soon. Mary Magdalene is now riding Jesus like the hounds of hell were after her. That part is definitely not in the Bible.
Have you tried covering the weeds with black plastic for a few days?
Or mulch. But it would take more than a few days, I think.
If they'd had global warming those people on the Titanic wouldn't have died.
Have you tried covering the weeds with black plastic for a few days?
I seem to remember a very effective defoliant used in a few southeast asian countries some time back
C'mon, the Titanic sucked.
OK, I spoke to soon. Mary Magdalene is now riding Jesus like the hounds of hell were after her.
You may accidentally have picked up The Passions of Jaysoos.
I seem to remember a very effective defoliant used in a few southeast asian countries some time back
Well geez, I was trying to help Incog avoid the chemical route.
matthew, that's really sharp. I hope you get some business out of it.
Their old site was... awful, is all I can think of. Heh!
I seem to remember a very effective defoliant used in a few southeast asian countries some time back
::matthew
Pine needles?
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C'mon, the Titanic sucked.
James Jesus Rimbaud
yeah, but you'd have to get into you Michael Bolton's greatest hits to find a better theme song
That part is definitely not in the Bible.
Maybe not in your version.
I shot a 2" air staple through my index finger...it hurt a lot, but not near as much as pulling it out with a pair of pliers
I've put a drill bit into the side of my index finger.
Using a borrowed and unfamilar sewing machine, I sewed straight through my middle finger - while I immediately let go of the foot pedal I did not know which way to turn the wheel, but had to decide before fainting. I took the bet, managed to extract the heavy duty needle and wandered thru the dorm with my hand held high, blood dripping down it, looking for peroxide and bandaids....
C'mon, the Titanic sucked.
James Jesus Rimbaud
Yeah, it sunked.
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Maybe not in your version.
In my copy people begetting busy all over the place.
CNNOnline
Her son, Lloyd, 47, discovered water leaking from the tree in April. He said it was cool, like it came from the tap.
The only damp spot around the tree trunk is where the water lands.
Mark Peterson, a regional community forester from the Texas Forest Service said he believes it could be a spring, but pointed out that would be rare with the drought conditions this summer.
"If it is a burst pipe their monthly bill would be enormous," Peterson said.
Lucille Pope has started to wonder if the water has special properties.
Her insurance agent dabbed drops of the water on a spider bite and the welt went away, she said.
"I just want to know if it is a healing tree or blessed water," she said. "That's God's water. Nobody knows but God."
That is how this "report" ends.
If the media fails to question bona fide dumbshits like Lucille Pope, why should we expect them to question clever Ivy-league educated lying assholes?
What the fuck....boo boos on parade?
In my copy people begetting busy all over the place.
Heh!
My hairy legs itch. My beard, too.
Well geez, I was trying to help Incog avoid the chemical route.
Molly Ivors, formerly NYM
It's hopeless once you've got coco grass. The old guy who owned the compound before had some black tarp down covering it, trying to get rid of it and it grew up through that. Coco grass invades gardens if you're not careful and you'll never get rid of it.
Her insurance agent dabbed drops of the water on a spider bite and the welt went away, she said.
maybe he was an insurance salesman...the kind that insure your new beachfront property in Arizona
Now, scenes from the Last Supper and Jesus is pouring from a bottle of Cuervo. The good stuff.
Hey guess what - if you do nothing to a spider bite the welt will go away too.
Why don't you go over to LGF?
Terry C, Outright Partisan | 08.12.06 - 9:25 pm | #
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They laugh at me to.
atrios, can you roll out eschaton sometime this month? in lieu of ned lamont and all. also, it would help with left wing blogofacist morale as rumour has it many are upset that the terrorists didn't win
I think coco grass has evolved through evolution to invade human gardens. It goes crazy once you've got it.
Hey guess what - if you do nothing to a spider bite the welt will go away too.
Just more proof of Intelligent Design.
Now, about these troll bites... Clorox or 93 octane?
atrios, can you roll out eschaton sometime this month?
What does this mean?
"Valerie Duty, a staunch Bush supporter who wore a "This is Bush country, by George!" T-shirt."
Fascism in America is gonna be really fucking goofy. Not an improvement on the formula? And people will have names like Valerie Duty.
When you read a troll comment 3x and it still makes no sense...
atrios, can you roll out eschaton sometime this month? i
Don't drink and troll.
We're going the chemical route next year. Maybe we should 'salt the earth'...
Ô¿Ô
TAKE IT OUT!
Then, next year, you can start putting in clover and follow it up with beans to fix the nitrogen and reclaim it. But the damned stuff has got to go. Here, I'm exactly at the stage where I'm gonna just take out the old dirt and bring in nice clean stuff. Not that it will matter, so long as the areas are touched by flood irrigation of course....
Well, Incog, you can grow stuff through the landscaping cloth: that's the point of it. But some 5 mil black plastic--that'll kill whatever is uner it.
My dad used to lay strips if it across the garden, then cut a small x's in it to plant seedlings through it. It seemed to work pretty well, actually.
Now, about these troll bites... Clorox or 93 octane?
The best way to deal with those bites is to shoot the trolls in the head before they can get their teeth in ya.
if you do nothing to a spider bite the welt will go away too.
That's ridiculous. The last time I bit a spider it just tore in half, there were no "welts."
Hey guess what - if you do nothing to a spider bite the welt will go away too.
JeffCO
NO! You must praise Jesus!
Or go to an insurance agent.
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Well, Incog, you can grow stuff through the landscaping cloth:
That works for me - really well, and I have fertile ground.
"Valerie Duty, a staunch Bush supporter who wore a "This is Bush country, by George!" T-shirt."
Fascism in America is gonna be really fucking goofy. Not an improvement on the formula? And people will have names like Valerie Duty.
Peeperkorn Unbound |
More like "Doody."
As in "shit for brains."
The best way to deal with those bites is to shoot the trolls in the head before they can get their teeth in ya.
who let g. gordon liddy in here
Her son, Lloyd, 47, discovered water leaking from the tree in April. He said it was cool, like it came from the tap.
...
"If it is a burst pipe their monthly bill would be enormous," Peterson said
I saw that article too, and thought it was pretty dumb. The total amount of water involved is about the same amount as a leaky faucet washer, which wouldn't add that much to the water bill. And if the leak was in the part of the line before the meter, it wouldn't register at all.
I'm vacillating between hoax and leaky water pipe buried in the roots just beneath the tree.
&: ^: %:
This post needs to be repeated. It's that good. I would like to force all democratic politicians to memorize it, at the cost of their job, and test them regularly to see if they've sufficiently learned it.
Here ya go...
looks like dipshit might have found some evidence that the mainstream media is less than pure. election night of '00 already sealed that deal, fool. nothing you come up with changes the fact that your party failed to defend the US on 9/11, illegally attacked the wrong country, is in the process of losing that stupid war, while at the same time destroying the economy for most Americans and making the world a more dangerous place for all Americans, especially those in uniform. all you guys do well and consistently is fail. oh, and lie about it. you have nothinbg left except your little strawboys, and 2/3 of America, and 90% of the rest of the world, ain't buying. you're finished, dipshit, AVE, coggy. finished, washed up, irrelevant. Even mAnn Coulter admitted on national television last night that the republicans are finished in '06.
ronjazz
"Valerie Duty, a staunch Bush supporter who wore a "This is Bush country, by George!"
So, she like lives near a lot of bad strip clubs, is that it?
The only people still hyped on Georgie Boy are stone fuckin' idiots.
When you read a troll comment 3x and it still makes no sense...
JeffCO
Heard of scroll?
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*: :*
That's ridiculous. The last time I bit a spider it just tore in half, there were no "welts."
Mmmm, that's some tender spider. I take it you're a medium/rare spider guy.
My hairy legs itch. My beard, too.
Terry C, Outright Partisan | 08.12.06 - 9:53 pm | #
Ah, yes.
The namestealing troll's "ideal" of the liberal woman.
Tsk tsk!
Shame it will never know a woman's touch.
Mmmm, that's some tender spider. I take it you're a medium/rare spider guy.
It's tricky to get it just right.
When you read a troll comment 3x and it still makes no sense...
Dude, don't do that. Read a troll comment thrree times and you could conjure Cheetojuice.
Tom Cruise will allow of all people David and Victoria Beckham to see the "baby," provided of course they follow the rules, which include no baby talk.
Heard of scroll?
Rage against the lying of the right.
What does this mean?
yark | 08.12.06 - 9:57 pm | #
a comment was made by a bush spokesperson a couple of years back
about not rolling out new product in August. something to that effect.
Tom Cruise will allow of all people David and Victoria Beckham to see the "baby," provided of course they follow the rules, which include no baby talk.
That's gonna be a little hard for Victoria, I think, since that's about all she can handle these days, what with being half in the bag most of the time.
I was wearing a banana spider for several minutes while cleaning the garage today...didn't think to bit it in half...but I'm pretty sure it was thinking along those lines
Cheetojuice
And that's why Thers gets the fertile women.
Wesley Clark's recent WSJ OpEd:
...
It’s been easy for some of the media to talk disparagingly about “bloggers,” but it’s also misleading. For the anti-Lieberman vote in Connecticut wasn’t just bloggers. The public doesn’t have to live with the reminders of old sentiments, jingoistic pronouncements, or votes in the House or Senate. Instead, the public is free to observe, listen and judge. And that judgment has been passed, especially on Iraq: The war was a mistake. Flawed intelligence, overly optimistic planning (or in some cases, none at all) and grandiose geostrategic designs, hyperinflated rhetoric about democracy, and perhaps raw political advantage. Whatever. The public hasn’t quite sorted it out—but they know a failure when they see one. And Iraq, as well as the larger Middle East policy, is such a failure.
...
http://securingamerica.com/node/1329
Clark rulz!
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Dude, don't do that. Read a troll comment thrree times and you could conjure Cheetojuice.
Read it twice more after that and your conjure Doritoman.
Hey guess what - if you do nothing to a spider bite the welt will go away too.
JeffCO
NO! You must praise Jesus!
Or go to an insurance agent.
Forget Jesus. You must panic, go to the nearest doctor and pharmacist and buy an expensive toxic remedy.
Tom Cruise and his cloven-hooved little hellspawn can go fuck themselves. I'm through trifling with the forces of evil.
Tom Cruise will allow of all people David and Victoria Beckham to see the "baby," provided of course they follow the rules, which include no baby talk.
yark |
So long as Dave doesn't try to kick it.
Well, Incog, you can grow stuff through the landscaping cloth:
That works for me - really well, and I have fertile ground.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
What Incog is calling 'coco grass' I call bermuda - and the damned stuff is so invasive that it's a killer. I've cleaned out beds and laid landscape cloth over it and two months later had nothing but a rich new crop of bermuda. Every time you tamper with it the seeds are flung left and right - so the ground looks cleared, but it's actually sown. It thrives in heat - that's why it's brought in to LA and AZ - so unlike other things summer doesn't kill it off. It creeps. I swear to Chuy, the answer is to use as many chemicals as necessary and lay it bare - and then bring in things even more aggressive. Or pave it.
So long as Dave doesn't try to kick it.
Bend it like Beckham!
Golden Silk Spiders Nephila clavipes --the harmless Banana Spiders. Their bite is milder than a bee sting. Do not confuse them with the aggressive brown banana spiders from South America who are VERY DANGEROUS!
http://www.shadygrovetrainingcen..._gallery.htm%
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Read it twice more after that and your conjure Doritoman.
Those guys suck! Oh yeah!
hyperinflated rhetoric about democracy
Hizbollah has a political party operating in the Lebanon democracy.
So much for democracy.
G/son finally sound asleep. Shhhh!
The only people still hyped on Georgie Boy are stone fuckin' idiots.
Supreme Commander Thor
Valerie Doody's probably one of the folks who got a big tax cut.
Rage against the lying of the right.
JeffCO
Yeah but that's not them. Just a fucking fool, trying to fuck us up.
ignore.
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I swear to Chuy, the answer is to use as many chemicals as necessary and lay it bare - and then bring in things even more aggressive. Or pave it.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar |
Would that work on trolls, I wonder?
GWPDA,
Is this what they call Bermuda grass in Florida? Sort of tufty, sends out shoots all over the place?
Hey Pitch.
No more cheeto.......... well no more of it.
One more posting and that yellow skined, round headed, dead to the democrats thing with its wide mouthy grin will appear and it will drone on and on and on about how it lost its election........
And that's why Thers gets the fertile women.
Oy, don't think I could handle more than one...
pigboy...my wife won't let me kill them, so I have relocated 50 or so from out front porch and garage areas...poisonous or not, those girls are nasty looking
G/son finally sound asleep. Shhhh!
SP's out too, drunk off his ass on mother's milk.
Rosie, on the other hand, is shouting into a fan because she likes the way it makes her voice sound.
Tom Friedman is also a force of evil. Fuck him too.
It’s been easy for some of the media to talk disparagingly about “bloggers,” but it’s also misleading.
Heywood has a really good post about bloggers and the 'Oh! Bloggers!' crowd at Hammer of the Blogs.
First they came for the Bloggers
.
Rage against the lying of the right.
JeffCO
Damnation, but that was a brilliant play!
Well done, JeffCO
Oy, don't think I could handle more than one...
We could use one to clean the house.
GWPDA, killing Bermuda grass is work. Try shading it. That's the ultimate control.
I had a tropical garden in Phoenix in the shade that had zero bermuda. Kentia, Selloum, cycads, schefflera, etc. Sucked up lots of water, but at least the developers didn't get to use my share...conservation is a sham.
Rosie, on the other hand, is shouting into a fan because she likes the way it makes her voice sound.
Molly Ivors, formerly NYM
Future sound engineer?
GWPDA,
Is this what they call Bermuda grass in Florida? Sort of tufty, sends out shoots all over the place?
Molly Ivors, formerly NYM
You betcha. You pull it up and up and up and get to the main node and you can't quite dig that up.... And so all is lost.
Spoiler Alert. The ending is a fade to black screen with the words Directed by Mel Gibson appearing.
pigboy...my wife won't let me kill them, so I have relocated 50 or so from out front porch and garage areas...poisonous or not, those girls are nasty looking
::matthew | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 10:10 pm | #
Are you kiddin,,,,, I'd call a swat team for something like that, dangerous or not
We've mentioned this before, but there is a really interesting WTC construction conspiracy theory that still affects us all. There are plenty of corners cut in construction, and in the case of the WTC -- a super special project only built after permission was secured to totally ignore building safety codes, involving an unprecedented scale -- the structure was probably far weaker than was guessed. Indeed, because of the uniqueness of the buildings, the confident analogs chanted by the "truth projecters" are impossible.
SP's out too, drunk off his ass on mother's milk.
His mom fed G/son just before they went out, but he was fussy, so I thought maybe he was still a big hungry. Fixed a bottle of the formula that they left (G/son is breast fed, but the bottle of breast milk got left at home by mistake, so they stopped and picked up formula). Big mistake. I have never seen anyone so angry in my entire life as G/son was when he got a big mouthfull of not-breast-milk. Really, really angry. Really. Angry.
I find a shopvac the best way to deal with colonies of spiders.
For a mild-mannered, harmless type that banana spider is scary as hell.
Hecate - Look up for "Crosswalk". It is good. Treading and using your arms and upper body at the same time. Excruciatingly dull, but on a padded surface. Loadbearing!
Incog, life is grand. Loud Obbs is questioning 9/11.
"The other major story to come out of the Lamont campaign was the influence of bloggers, particularly a small cadre of anti-war bloggers who vigorously supported Lamont. I was annoyed by the usurpation of bandwidth by the Lamont story because some of my favorite morning reads -- www.dailykos.com, www.atrios.blogspot.com, www.talkingpointsmemo.com -- became heavily involved in the minutiae of the campaign, and a lot of other stories just got lost. Throw in the attention paid to the Mel Gibson nonstory -- really, the anti-Semites of significance these days are the ones running entire nations, like President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran -- and you've got a less colorful and diverse blogosphere."
Oh, isn't that shame that the blogs don't cover the topics that HE wants covered?
I find a shopvac the best way to deal with colonies of spiders.
I impose huge tariffs on their trade.
Sully is sounding like a blogofascist
[Lieberman] is a pompous, self-righteous ass. His moralising and self-importance, his lame performance in the 2000 election (which gave him an even more inflated sense of his own gravitas), and his enmeshment with the Washington establishment, does not fit the mood of a restive electorate.
Oy. And the music from Stargate. Shit.
blog or no, lieberman was going to lose,
Never liked the Simpson sisters or understood their appeal, but after reading this, you will feel sorry for them.
Hecate,
SP's been refusing breast milk from the bottle lately; no idea why. Thers opines that he dislikes the temperature. But he gets a formula bottle a couple times a week to no ill effect.
Try shading it. That's the ultimate control.
What is this "Shade" of which you speak?
I find a shopvac the best way to deal with colonies of spiders
You all will laugh, but I find that if I ask the spiders really nicely to move outside, within a day, they generally do. Once I had one that was too scary and so I sprayed it with bug spray and killed it, but 90 percent of the time, I just ask them to leave. In the yard, I let them alone.
I find a shopvac the best way to deal with colonies of spiders
You all will laugh, but I find that if I ask the spiders really nicely to move outside, within a day, they generally do. Once I had one that was too scary and so I sprayed it with bug spray and killed it, but 90 percent of the time, I just ask them to leave. In the yard, I let them alone.
From the "heartland":
http://www.comcast.net/news/
nati...itn_wantedbyFBI
The nut didn't fall far from the tree here.
For a mild-mannered, harmless type that banana spider is scary as hell.
Reason #157 I will not lie in a banana hammock.
You all will laugh, but I find that if I ask the spiders really nicely to move outside, within a day, they generally do. Once I had one that was too scary and so I sprayed it with bug spray and killed it, but 90 percent of the time, I just ask them to leave. In the yard, I let them alone.
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed
They listen better than the trolls do.
In the yard, I let them alone.
Oh, absolutely. Outside they can have. Inside, not so much. The garage is negotiable.
So much for democracy.
Pitchforks & Torches - 10:07 pm
of what part of it don't you approve?
just askin'...
.
thanks DAD.... what a fuckin creep.. what a thing to say about your own kid.
Joe Simpson has often displayed boundary issues in the process of turning his daughters, Jessica, 26, and Ashlee, 21, into sexual commodities ("She's got double Ds!" Joe told GQ of Jessica's bust in 2004. "You can't cover those suckers up!")
I find a shopvac the best way to deal with colonies of spiders.
You'd make a lot more money if you convinced the nation that the spiders were involved in 9/11 and invaded their colony and tried to arrest anyone who disagreed with you.
Just sayin...
a comment was made by a bush spokesperson a couple of years back
about not rolling out new product in August. something to that effect.
matt sludge | 08.12.06 - 10:04 pm | #
It was made in 2002 about the invasion of Iraq.
Why did the Administration wait until September to make its case against Iraq? White House chief of staff Andrew Card told The New York Times last week, ``From a marketing point of view, you don't introduce new products in August
Reason #157 I will not lie in a banana hammock.
(bites hole through tongue)
Did someone say banana?
http://gprime.net/flash.php/bananaphone
The garage is negotiable.
You wouldn't think so if you started inexorably shrinking and had to fight for a crumb of old cake.
You'd make a lot more money if you convinced the nation that the spiders were involved in 9/11 and invaded their colony and tried to arrest anyone who disagreed with you.
I really need to be more calculating.
What is this "Shade" of which you speak?
He's the black private dick who gets all the chicks.
Wait.. that's not right...
[Lieberman] is a pompous, self-righteous ass.
True enough, but that's awful rich, coming from Sullivan.
You all will laugh, but I find that if I ask the spiders really nicely to move outside, within a day, they generally do. Once I had one that was too scary and so I sprayed it with bug spray and killed it, but 90 percent of the time, I just ask them to leave. In the yard, I let them alone.
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed
My latest edition of Hope Blogging suggests cheap alcohol...
The only spiders i don't leave alone are Black Widows...
period...
any other arachnid basically has safe passage in Konopelli Kennel
.
GWPDA, I had a shade cloth on frame, which is impractical for a yard infested with Bermuda. It's ugly, but try black plastic right on top of the grass in midsummer, it'll cook the Bermuda. Water it again, the new shoots will come up, put the plastic back in place, killing the new shoots. Rinse, repeat until you can plug it with St.Augustine grass.
any other arachnid basically has safe passage in Konopelli Kennel
.
WoodyGuthriesDolchstossblog | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 10:21 pm | #
"If you want to live and thrive,
Let a spider run alive."
SP's been refusing breast milk from the bottle lately; no idea why.
Maybe he figures that if he's going to have breast milk he might as well get the entire breast effect, i.e., the warm boob that smells like mum in the face?
Oh, isn't that shame that the blogs don't cover the topics that HE wants covered?
And when was the last time Atrios devoted space to the politics of dancing or mmm mmm feeling good?
THIS is tacky!
http://www.nationalcollectorsmin...%7C1699&
id=4689
Phila, I read that article at TH. Odd that someone thougt of that but more power to 'em!
THIS is tacky!
http://www.nationalcollectorsmin...%7C1699&
id=4689
Is it wrong to stand those towers up on the coin and then toss paper airplanes at them?
Man, that's some strange shit there. Who in their right mind--
Oh, yeah. Bush supporters.
Holy crap! That's a banana spider?
(shudder)
You all will laugh, but I find that if I ask the spiders really nicely to move outside, within a day, they generally do. Once I had one that was too scary and so I sprayed it with bug spray and killed it, but 90 percent of the time, I just ask them to leave. In the yard, I let them alone.
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed
I do not laugh at this at all. Like WGG, I tolerate all spiders, even in the house. When they are spinning in an area I need for my space, I do the same thing.
The 2 year old is learning a lesson now about fingers and fans...
Joe Simpson has often displayed boundary issues in the process of turning his daughters, Jessica, 26, and Ashlee, 21, into sexual commodities ("She's got double Ds!" Joe told GQ of Jessica's bust in 2004. "You can't cover those suckers up!")
pigboy
He's a fucking pig.
No ifs, ands or buts about it.
Maybe he figures that if he's going to have breast milk he might as well get the entire breast effect,
Well, yeah.
Holy crap! That's a banana spider?
(shudder)
Molly Ivors, formerly NYM
Those are big suckers!
The 2 year old is learning a lesson now about fingers and fans...
Are you sure it's not Ripley?
I do not laugh at this at all. Like WGG, I tolerate all spiders, even in the house. When they are spinning in an area I need for my space, I do the same thing.
Diane
Hah! This is why I support the entire Gecko population of North Central Phoenix!
The 2 year old is learning a lesson now about fingers and fans...
Not to go all fanboi but.. We love you, 2YO!
I hope it doesn't go to her head.
Is it wrong to stand those towers up on the coin and then toss paper airplanes at them?
Man, that's some strange shit there. Who in their right mind--
Oh, yeah. Bush supporters.
Supreme Commander Thor
I just saw the commercial on TV.
Really, really tacky!
mary...I'm suprised you didn't encounter them when in FL...Banana spiders are big nasty creatures and will eat your cat if they stray too close
mary...I'm suprised you didn't encounter them when in FL...Banana spiders are big nasty creatures and will eat your cat if they stray too close
"Reason #157 I will not lie in a banana hammock."
I had to look up banana hammock. I am disappointed. Hammock good, speedo bad.
There would be no point lying in one, with the banana on display like that.
I don't have a problem with spiders. I get the occasional one in my apartment and never do anything about it.
Rodents are another matter entirely.
http://gprime.net/flash.php/bananaphone
Terry C, Outright Partisan
DO NOT EVER DO THAT AGAIN!
(i could have been there for hours)
.
The 2 year old is learning a lesson now about fingers and fans...
They grow back at that age, don't they?
Rosie, on the other hand, is shouting into a fan because she likes the way it makes her voice sound.
Molly Ivors, formerly NYM - 10:10 pm
S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-o-o d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-o-o-o-o-o I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...
Lawn obsessives give me Grandpa flashbacks. So fucking meticulous about his lawn that he set up trip-wires so the neighborhood kids would fall on their faces if they tried to cross it at night. No shit. I chipped a tooth when I was ten doing the same. Nowadays, when I come across the type, I make night visits to plant some purple loosetrife.
What is this "Shade" of which you speak?
He's the black private dick who gets all the chicks.
Wait.. that's not right...
Ripley
"Well, we can dig it........!"
Lookit the expression on this cat's face.
So much for democracy.
Pitchforks & Torches - 10:07 pm
of what part of it don't you approve?
just askin'...
Duh-bya is justifying his war on bringing democracy to the Middle East... and Hizbollah is making inroads in Lebanon using that very political idea...
Speaking of strange and from Arizona:
Two talk show hosts at KUPD radio could face animal cruelty charges from the Maricopa County Sheriff’s office if they don’t stop encouraging acts of animal abuse and bestiality, officials said Friday.
The warning came from Sheriff Joe Arpaio after the hosts paid a listener $550 to eat peanut butter off the rectum of an English Bulldog, according to authorities.
Arpaio said this was the second time he had warned John Holmberg and Brady Bogen about criminal prosecution.
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In February, he investigated but filed no charges against the hosts for telling listeners to steal from and set Valley gas stations on fire in retaliation for high prices.
KUPD had no comment on the warnings.
Arpaio said a bestiality law in Arizona takes effect on Aug. 24 that could make the hosts' actions a felony.
They grow back at that age, don't they?
JeffCO
speaking of molting...
I had to look up banana hammock. I am disappointed. Hammock good, speedo bad.
There would be no point lying in one, with the banana on display like that.
Unless you were expecting a visit from the Plumber/Landscaping/Pizza Ladies...
bow bow chika chika bow bow chika chika
I don't listen to KUPD. I'm strictly a Peakerhead at this stage.
Good night,you damned, dirty, hippy liberals!
mary...I'm suprised you didn't encounter them when in FL...Banana spiders are big nasty creatures and will eat your cat if they stray too close
Nope. Rats, snakes, palmetto bugs, lizards... but no comically huge spiders.
Sully is sounding like a blogofascist
Hahahaha. I read that as Sully is sounding like a fatass on first glance.
...er, blogofatass
Bermuda grass is THE armageddon plant. It'll survive drought, nuclear war, even Evan Mecham.
One of the most interesting things about Philip K Dick is he has this incredible humanity you don't normally find in sci-fi authors, but it manifests itself, often, in mercy towards spiders. A poignant dark humor moment in Scanner Darkly had a "straight" quaternary character exclaiming, after avoiding a spider in fear of its poison, "if I knew it was harmless I would've killed it myself." And again in Do Androids Dream, there is a scene where a human shows compassion to a spider and an android does not.
The 2 year old is learning a lesson now about fingers and fans...
They grow back at that age, don't they?
It's a plastic fan.
And in Michigan, home of the swelling GOP right to life buttholes:
Police: Mother gives daughter to boyfriend for sex
MUSKEGON HEIGHTS, Michigan (AP) -- A woman who feared she would lose her boyfriend while she recuperated from surgery arranged for her 15-year-old daughter to have sex with him, authorities said.
Police said the three signed an agreement specifying the sexual services the girl would perform and the compensation she would receive, including clothing and body piercings. The 37-year-old man and the girl had sex about 20 times over two months, police said.
"It's incredible that any parent would be involved in such a blatant case of abuse against her own daughter," prosecutor Tony Tague told The Muskegon Chronicle for a story published Thursday.
Authorities investigated after the girl talked to another adult, said police Detective Calvin Mahan.
The woman was freed on $25,000 bond after being arraigned on three counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct.
The boyfriend, Michael J. Fitzgibbon, was being held without bail. He was arraigned last week on six counts of first-degree criminal sexual conduct.
It was unclear Thursday whether Fitzgibbon had an attorney.
Bermuda grass is THE armageddon plant. It'll survive drought, nuclear war, even Evan Mecham.
Pitchforks & Torches
Yeah, but livestock love eating it but they wont eat coco grass because the edges are sharp. It cuts their tongues.
Arpaio said a bestiality law in Arizona takes effect on Aug. 24 that could make the hosts' actions a felony.
Supreme Commander Thor
Any woman who allows him to fuck her is guilty of bestiality.
Did someone just post something about bananas eating pussies?
Police: Mother gives daughter to boyfriend for sex
MUSKEGON HEIGHTS, Michigan (AP) -- A woman who feared she would lose her boyfriend while she recuperated from surgery arranged for her 15-year-old daughter to have sex with him, authorities said.
Unfucking believable!
Holy crap! That's a banana spider?
Last summer I went for a walk in my woods, and ran in to 4, count 'em, 4 of those things. They love to spin a web between two trees in a shady spot, where it's hard to see. I now go about waving a stick ahead of me, if I'm under the trees. Looks a bit silly, but I purely hates spiders, especially ones that weigh more than I do.
It's a plastic fan.
Thers
I like talk into a fan.
.
It's a plastic fan. -Thers
How will they learn anything that way?
eeeeeeek! Palmetto bugs! Those bastards freak me out. I was on vacation in Hilton Head one year with friends and found one in my suitcase while unpacking. I lost it so bad over that flying monster that I broke a lamp and nearly broke the door down trying to get away from it. {{{shudder}}}
Any woman who allows him to fuck her is guilty of bestiality.
Radio guys like this are only a step away from being child molesting clowns as it is, but goddamn, you gotta be some dumb fuckin' idiot to lick the butt of a dog for $550. I mean, come on!
Hell hath no fury like the udder disdain of a suckling for the bottle.
from sirotablog:
He Was For the War Before He Was Against It And Then For It Again
It’s official: Joe Lieberman, in the words of Office Space, represents all that is soulless and wrong in politics. I say that not because of his votes for the Iraq War, his willingness or to sellout ordinary citizens’ economic interests, or even his gross exploitation of Connecticut election law loopholes that allow him to ignore voters. I say that because he is now - more than almost any politician in recent memory - going on record as being willing to say absolutely anything to hang onto power. And when I mean anything, I really mean anything.
read the rest - it's good!!
The warning came from Sheriff Joe Arpaio after the hosts paid a listener $550 to eat peanut butter off the rectum of an English Bulldog, according to authorities.
I don't see this as particularly cruel ... to the Bulldog.
The woman was freed on $25,000 bond after being arraigned on three counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct.
What. the. FUCK?!?
Almost 20 years ago, I spent a night in jail for open container, because I didn't have $80 cash on me for bond.
Jesus...
CNN leads off a report on the Middle East with the number (19) of Israeli soldiers now dead. No mention of Lebanese civilians.
Unfucking believable!
Terry C,
Ya know? There are just some things I wish I never knew.
Dave Pratt was the ultimate hateful, homophobic, bigoted, violence-inciting asshole to ever grace the Phoenix airwaves. KUPD hosted him for years.
Yeah, but livestock love eating it but they wont eat coco grass because the edges are sharp. It cuts their tongues.
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Those sharp edges - Arthur always enjoys a little salad before dinner, and likes to take a mouthful of that damned stuff. As we know, the intestinal tracks of doggies are quite short - and of shar-pei especially. Sometimes he doesn't chew very thoroughly. There can be such pain! It's why he concedes that sometimes he needs me - I can make the sharp terrible hurt stop.
Bermuda grass is THE armageddon plant. It'll survive drought, nuclear war, even Evan Mecham.
Pitchforks & Torches
Yupon. Certified nuclear weapon resistant. Only nice thing about it is it's evergreen. If you want to control it, though, keep a bulldozer handy, because it's heart is bel;ow ground, and cutting off the head does no good. Zombie trees...
CNN leads off a report on the Middle East with the number (19) of Israeli soldiers now dead. No mention of Lebanese civilians
Doesn't matter. It's the same dozen or so bodies trucked from one part of the country to another.
[/winger bullshit]
Did someone just post something about bananas eating pussies?
It's better than this...
Unfucking believable!
Terry C,
Ya know? There are just some things I wish I never knew.
bigvic
I'd like to meet that "mother."
I just wanna shake her throat.
This is Lieberputz to a 'T':
This is the behavior of someone who has no moral compass - a person who will literally change his position about war and peace at any given moment if he thinks it would be politically beneficial to him, a person who clearly cares far more about his own political hide than about the young men and women in the armed forces he helped send over to Iraq to die. It should disgust not only war critics, but all Americans, because it shows exactly how corrupted a politician can become after spending 18 years in the Washington bubble.
I've got your banana phone right here.
Direct dial, if you like.
Ha ha...Phoenix and environs...trailer parks....crystal meth addicts...probably could of found a thousand people in the listening audience willing to lick a bulldogs ass. Such is the degeneracy of Amerika.
And MORE red state goodness:
Minister, Wife Charged In Child Porn Case
NEWARK, Ohio -- An Ohio pastor and his wife have been charged with possessing almost a dozen tapes of graphic child pornography.
David Waser Sr., 52, and his 54-year-old wife, Judy, have lived in Newark for five years, while he serves as the minister at the Second Church of Christ next door. They have now been arrested and accused of receiving and possessing child pornography.
Police said that in June, David Waser Sr. paid $130 for 11 hard-core child pornography videos on the Internet. Some involved children as young as 4 years old.
Officials said an undercover postal inspector followed the tapes to the home, and found one that was already in the VCR.
In a federal hearing on Wednesday, the investigator testified that both Waser Sr. and his wife admitted to wanting to watch the tapes.
The investigator said Waser Sr. even admitted to fondling 10- to 12-year-old girls for the past 37 years, and as recently as a few weeks before his arrest. The postal official said the pastor admitted exposing himself to children at church camp and pretending it was an accident.
The couple's son said he's shocked by the allegations, WCMH-TV in Columbus, Ohio, reported.
Dave Waser Jr., 19, returned from college to learn that his parents were being arrested.
"I didn't know what to think. I just started to break down and started to cry," he said.
Waser Jr. said he grew up listening to his father teach the Bible.
"He's just a really good person, sweet and honest. He's never done this before," he said.
Waser Sr. will be held in jail until the trial. Judy Waser will remain on house arrest.
If convicted, they could each face 30 years in prison.
And you have to see what their morons look like by clicking here Holy Christ!
And what will Jon Stewart's crew make of this one next week?
Hizbollah guerrillas shot down an Israeli helicopter in southern Lebanon on Saturday using what they said was a new type of missile.
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The Israeli army said it was the first aircraft shot down in Lebanon since its war with Hizbollah erupted on July 12.
Israeli media said there were casualties but did not say how many. A Hizbollah statement said the helicopter was shot down in a valley near the southern village of Yater, 6 km (4 miles) north of the border at 10 p.m. (1900 GMT).
The statement said the missile was called a "Waad."
It's a plastic fan. -Thers
How will they learn anything that way?
JeffCO
Fans never learn anything anyway.
I'd like to meet that "mother."
I just wanna shake her throat.
Terry C
And kick her ASS!
It's a plastic fan. -Thers
Oh, man, that's no fun...
The statement said the missile was called a "Waad."
It's over. They shot their waad.
[sorry, someone had to say it]
More Red State goodness:
NEWARK, Ohio -- An Ohio pastor and his wife have been charged with possessing almost a dozen tapes of graphic child pornography.
David Waser Sr., 52, and his 54-year-old wife, Judy, have lived in Newark for five years, while he serves as the minister at the Second Church of Christ next door. They have now been arrested and accused of receiving and possessing child pornography.
Police said that in June, David Waser Sr. paid $130 for 11 hard-core child pornography videos on the Internet. Some involved children as young as 4 years old. Officials said an undercover postal inspector followed the tapes to the home, and found one that was already in the VCR.
In a federal hearing on Wednesday, the investigator testified that both Waser Sr. and his wife admitted to wanting to watch the tapes. The investigator said Waser Sr. even admitted to fondling 10- to 12-year-old girls for the past 37 years, and as recently as a few weeks before his arrest. The postal official said the pastor admitted exposing himself to children at church camp and pretending it was an accident.
The couple's son said he's shocked by the allegations, WCMH-TV in Columbus, Ohio, reported.
Dave Waser Jr., 19, returned from college to learn that his parents were being arrested. "I didn't know what to think. I just started to break down and started to cry," he said. Waser Jr. said he grew up listening to his father teach the Bible. "He's just a really good person, sweet and honest. He's never done this before," he said.
Waser Sr. will be held in jail until the trial. Judy Waser will remain on house arrest.
If convicted, they could each face 30 years in prison.
And Click Here to see these two beauties. Holy Christ!
anyways
Speaking of Joe, I caught his Phoenix-like web rejuvenation today. And, oh my!, did he change his message quickly!
Uh, Hartford - we have a problem
Then go look at his shiny new site!
Joe2006
Dreeeeeeamy.....
The waadayn, or first two waads, are the largest, but as Maupassant has observed, you can fit in twenty more waads a day because they are not on the same scale as the waadayn.
The waadayn, or first two waads, are the largest, but as Maupassant has observed, you can fit in twenty more waads a day because they are not on the same scale as the waadayn.
Say waad?
but the article omitted Lieberman's statement, made at the same appearance, that using national security issues for political purposes is "just unacceptable and in my opinion un-American."
Go Joe, Go!
WhoooHoooo!!!!!
The warning came from Sheriff Joe Arpaio after the hosts paid a listener $550 to eat peanut butter off the rectum of an English Bulldog, according to authorities.
I don't see this as particularly cruel ... to the Bulldog.
Mark B. in Austin Texas
It's gross, but not cruel.
Then again, Joe Arpaio loves throwing his weight around.
And Click Here to see these two beauties. Holy Christ!
Supreme Commander Thor
(Runs from the room, screaming in terror)
but the article omitted Lieberman's statement, made at the same appearance, that using national security issues for political purposes is "just unacceptable and in my opinion un-American."
They left out the part where he said that it was OK for him and his Republican allies to do it.
This is the behavior of someone who has no moral compass - a person who will literally change his position about war and peace at any given moment if he thinks it would be politically beneficial to him, a person who clearly cares far more about his own political hide than about the young men and women in the armed forces he helped send over to Iraq to die.
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There's a word that describes someone like that - what is it...what is it... Oh, right - "unprincipled".
For purchase: Johnny Depp and Verbinski commission celebrity pirate music CD
There's a word that describes someone like that - what is it...what is it... Oh, right - "unprincipled".
Strangely enough, there's a picture of Joe next to 'unprincipled' in the dictionary. He just replaced Cheney.
anyways
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Yes. We were speaking about crops? How'd you all do with those fruit trees that were bearing so heavily?
Go Joe, Go!
The slump by the courthouse with windburn skin - that man could give a fuck about the grin on your face as you walk by, randy as a goat.
Here's one with "law suit" written all over it from up St. Paul way:
"A man that was put in jail for failing to have proof of his insurance has died after he was assaulted by another inmate with a handicap railing." ... "Moyle Family members say that the Sheriff explained to them that Christianson took a handicap railing off of a stall in the bathroom, took it to the cell where Moyle was sleeping with his back turned to Christianson, and then Christianson simply beat Moyle to death."
so when does joe loose committe assignments? shoulda been last wednesday...
BTW, I'm too chickenshit to ever want to hold hands with a tarantula, but I'm gratified to find others who don't squish spiders on principle. I like them-- at least the tiny ones who appear here and there. They're innocuous and elegant. It helps to be an indifferent housekeeper, I suppose.
Fortunately, I haven't had many bugs in the house other than spiders since I've lived here. But I'll even try to catch and release the occasional waterbug outside instead of going for the on-sight kill. (I happily kill flies if convenient, and would applaud their extinction, so I'm not exactly Buddha yet.)
I'm not trying to take any particular credit for this; it's a self-indulgence possible because I live alone. I do want to mention, though, that I think that my distaste for killing has increased in the past few years as a response to all of the wanton death, injury, and mortal mayhem let loose during this dark Interregnum of the Unitard™ .
I truly feel sickened when I feel that twinge to stomp, and have developed the conceit that not wantonly stomping negligible critters lowers the rate of increase of the world's toxic karma. You know, like that carbon output stuff Gore's on about.
a person who clearly cares far more about his own political hide than about the young men and women in the armed forces he helped send over to Iraq to die.
Talkin' shit about George Bush ain't gonna win you friends, Joe!
bigvic
You still here?
Hi.
I was used to the German roach.
In the South West they are huge!
Waterbugs my ass!
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Arpaio has actually formed an animal cruelty unit which has been relatively effective, working in collaboration with the Humane Society and a variety of other entities. Credit, where credit is due.
But I do not and will not hesitate to work across party lines when it will get things done for my constituents.
That's what I love about my Joemo.
Come here and let me polarize you in the ass. See, that felt good didn't it? Now go tell all dem good 'muricans, we're going to take this country (in the) back.
Karl said he'll call ya'
Strangely enough, there's a picture of Joe next to 'unprincipled' in the dictionary. He just replaced Cheney.
Mark B. in Austin Texas
Cheney got promoted to "evil."
Evening all -- Did anyone hear Gingrich call Americans who are anti-war "insurgents" on FOX earlier this evening?
Arpaio has actually formed an animal cruelty unit which has been relatively effective, working in collaboration with the Humane Society and a variety of other entities. Credit, where credit is due.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
Good to hear that he isn't a complete dick!
Evening all -- Did anyone hear Gingrich call Americans who are anti-war "insurgents" on FOX earlier this evening?
cs, art is bread
Thank god I don't have to look at FUX.
It's gross, but not cruel.
Then again, Joe Arpaio loves throwing his weight around.
Terry C, Outright Partisan
Is he still making the prisoners at the tent cities wear pink uniforms?
Oh, how Arizona right-wing voters LOVE accountability.
The sweetest thing about the fall of Mr Principles is going to be his discovery of GWB's sense of loyalty. Or: "Ken who?"
Evening, cats and kittens.
Any fresh horrors visited upon us while I was out?
If so, do I want to know?
In the South West they are huge!
Waterbugs my ass!
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agave
in florida if you have a roach you say "oh, that's just a palmetto bug" but as my buddy says, a cockroach is a cockroach.
i'm afraid to describe some of the insects i saw in new mexico, like small mammals really. unfucknbelievable
The sweetest thing about the fall of Mr Principles is going to be his discovery of GWB's sense of loyalty. Or: "Ken who?"
What's going to happen to the Republican nominee in Connecticut? Is he going to be screwed by his own party, or will the Republicans stand up for their own and stab Lieberman in the back, after convincing him to screw his own party.
in florida if you have a roach you say "oh, that's just a palmetto bug" but as my buddy says, a cockroach is a cockroach.
A cockroach that can fly right at your face without provocation or warning.
I'm not trying to take any particular cred