I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

Questions that should be asked tomorrow but won't be:

Of Republicans: "Was pressure placed on the British to make arrests before all the best evidence was gathered?"

Of Joe Lieberman: "Which party will you align yourself with if you are elected as an independent?"


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GravatarMinty fresh.


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GravatarKarl Rove stunt intended to make Ned Lamont look bad. These people are truly sick.

U.S., U.K. at odds over timing of arrests

LONDON - NBC News has learned that U.S. and British authorities had a significant disagreement over when to move in on the suspects in the alleged plot to bring down trans-Atlantic airliners bound for the United States.

A senior British official knowledgeable about the case said British police were planning to continue to run surveillance for at least another week to try to obtain more evidence, while American officials pressured them to arrest the suspects sooner. The official spoke on condition of anonymity due to the sensitivity of the case.

In contrast to previous reports, the official suggested an attack was not imminent, saying the suspects had not yet purchased any airline tickets. In fact, some did not even have passports.


GravatarWell, it's up to us three.


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GravatarWhew. It was getting lesbi-liscious down there. Whew. Into the looking glass!


Gravatargoodnight moonbats

going to watch the second act of Giselle then head to bed.

ciao


GravatarFour.


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GravatarI own this thread.


GravatarFour!!!


GravatarLet's have a pajama party tonight. Y'all come and join me under the brand new covers, m-kay?
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


==

That was good. Very good. I'm in.


GravatarOf course, Karl Rove is up to no good. That is his schtick, his joie de vivre.


Gravatarspork:

phbbbttt :-P


GravatarThe Mathmos is hungry


GravatarWhew. It was getting lesbi-liscious down there. Whew. Into the looking glass!
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


You and cd can't be left alone together.....


GravatarWoooooooooHoooooooooo!!!!

BTW MERKIN left one his greatest hits near the end of the last thread.

Its still killinng me!
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GravatarU.S., U.K. at odds over timing of arrests

Fucking hell. Why does George W. Bush hate the president and do nothing but try to tear down his administration?


GravatarIt was getting lesbi-liscious down there.

What was it Tony Soprano said last season? Something like (referring to a gay Mafioso), "I don't like what those people do. That "L-Word" show is pretty good, though."


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GravatarI own this thread.
NTodd


How much you want for it?



Four.
spork_incident


One Martini
Two Martini
Three Martini
Floor!


GravatarI get to babysit tonight! This grandma stuff is the best!


Gravatarhey


GravatarWell, now that *everyone* is here this thread is ruined! RUINED!

[stomps off in tears]


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GravatarClearly the Bushies are making it up as they go along. So can we:

How far would all the liquids and gels confiscated by TSA during the recent security crackdown at the nation's airports reach if the individual containers had been laid end-to-end?

A. From Earth to the moon and halfway back again
B. From New York City to Omaha
C. From New York City to Washington, D.C.

Take Today's Quiz and find out the answer at Where did all the stuff go?


GravatarTired, tired, but with mulch.

Who can suggest the best combination of white cake, almond paste and peaches?


GravatarHow much you want for it?

20 bucks. Or video of Vicki and CD having a slumber party.


GravatarWell, rumour has it Bush told Blair to dump Jack Straw as foreign office minister.

Mr Straw's supposed crime was to have said words to the effect of ……."I think you would have to be out of your mind to attack Iran"

But Blair answers to Rupert Murdoch, and The American right wing.


Gravatarflory sez:

phbbbttt :-P




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GravatarOne Martini
Two Martini
Three Martini
Floor!


From the inestimable Ms. Parker:

I like to have a martini.
Two, at the very most.
Three, and I'm under the table.
Four, and I'm under my host.


GravatarMy pussy just entered this thread. Seems he's a bit ... hungry.


Gravatar20 bucks. Or video of Vicki and CD having a slumber party.
NTodd


I would MUCH rather pay with the latter. As long as I can be the cameraman.

Why is it getting so warm in here all of a sudden?


GravatarWho can suggest the best combination of white cake, almond paste and peaches?

Some of each. With champers.


GravatarWho can suggest the best combination of white cake, almond paste and peaches?
GWPDA


==

Assemble in mouth? Works for me.


GravatarFor those of you who have not visited my blog today (you know who you are), click on my homepage for tips on how the Democrats should handle the security issue.


GravatarTired, tired, but with mulch.

Who can suggest the best combination of white cake, almond paste and peaches?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 7:31 pm | #


Eat a Peach?


GravatarI get to babysit tonight! This grandma stuff is the best!
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed


You and sallyh got the wedding plans finalized yet?


GravatarDamn Haloscan, it showed zero posts.
Shoulda known.


GravatarMy pussy just entered this thread. Seems he's a bit ... hungry.

Is that his fur, or is he wearing a Merkin?


GravatarHello.

Whoops, time for dinner!


GravatarFrom the inestimable Ms. Parker:
Hecate


So, I've got this bottle of very expensive vodka . . .


GravatarI'm, uh...gonna go check on that chicken...


GravatarVicki sez:

My pussy just entered this thread.

Those are the eyes of Satan!

(The cat; not the pussy.)


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GravatarWho can suggest the best combination of white cake, almond paste and peaches?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar


Put all three on a fork and place the fork in your mouth?


GravatarWell, chicago dyke is truly gorgeous (even more beautiful in person than her photos depict), she sports a brilliant mind, and she's funny as hell. I should be so ... lucky. And soon, Hecate will be blessed with her presence in the area.


GravatarMy pussy just entered this thread. Seems he's a bit ... hungry.

Is that his fur, or is he wearing a Merkin?
Mark B. in Austin Texa


==

That is SO downstairs.




Sorry


GravatarIt is o.k. for Israelis to criticize their leader during war time, but we are supposed to shut up about our goober-in-chief.


GravatarI'm, uh...gonna go check on that chicken...
NTodd


CHOKE.


Gravatarbut vicki's breasts...now there's something to go to war over. unless you don't enjoy firm, melon sized expanses of ivory flesh.


GravatarHaloscan is a hater tonight...


GravatarIn contrast to previous reports, the official suggested an attack was not imminent, saying the suspects had not yet purchased any airline tickets. In fact, some did not even have passports.

Why were the Brits able to be browbeaten into early action? Why has Tony Blair turned into a poodle?

Something's rotten, and it's very stinky.


GravatarGaaah.

Just semi-watched a local DC talking head gabfest with a panel comprised of: Lord Saletan, some Weekly Standard Doofus, Linda Chavez and Susan Page. Host Derek McGinty seemed the only one with two linked, firing neurons in his skull.

The thing that really stood out is that everything that happens "bodes will for the Republicans". When McGinty cited the poll that said that some large percentage of Bush voters plan to vote for the Democratic congressional candidate this fall, the Weekly Standard Doofus said, "I think that will be a positive development for the Republicans in 2008."

And of course, in the nomination of Ned Lamont the panelists hear the death-rattle of the Democratic party nationally.

Saletan was insufferable beyond words: "I watched the primary results on Tuesday night, and if I were a Democrat (though I come from a Democratic family) I would be sorry to be one."

We're not sorry you're not, dude.


Gravatarwatertiger sez:

Hello.

Whoops, time for dinner!


You must be going?
You cannot stay, you came to say,
you must be going?


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GravatarWell, chicago dyke is truly gorgeous (even more beautiful in person than her photos depict)

I ONLY SAW HER PIC ON NTODDS SITE - WHAT A WAIST


GravatarUm, eating the three things doesn't pose a problem. How to combine them within a cupcake environment was what I was looking for.


GravatarSomething's rotten, and it's very stinky.


It smells of Lieberburger cheese whiz, doesn't it?


Gravatar And soon, Hecate will be blessed with her presence in the area.

CD's moving to DC?


Gravatarwatertiger shows up and HaloScan breaks.

Coincidence?


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GravatarI ONLY SAW HER PIC ON NTODDS SITE - WHAT A WAIST
Merkin Patriot


Indeed!


GravatarAnd soon, Hecate will be blessed with her presence in the area.

CD's moving to DC?


She is? I have a guest room if she needs to apartment hunt.


GravatarIt smells of Lieberburger cheese whiz, doesn't it?

Yes. Yes, it does.

Of course, that doesn't explain Blair's earlier poodle transformation.


Gravatarchidy sez:

but vicki's breasts...now there's something to go to war over. unless you don't enjoy firm, melon sized expanses of ivory flesh.

I'll be in my bunk.

[/jayne]


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GravatarAnd, I'm glad, glad I say, that I sold the elliptical bike in favor of a swell treadmill with 'crosswalk' capability. Glad!


Gravatar watertiger shows up and HaloScan breaks.

How can this be? For she IS the Kwateratz Tigerach.


Gravatarwatertiger shows up and HaloScan breaks.

Coincidence?


Hmmm. She says it's time for dinner and then NTodd goes to check the chicken?

Hmmmmmmmmm.


GravatarI ONLY SAW HER PIC ON NTODDS SITE - WHAT A WAIST

I would say, "I'd hit it," but I think the way it really works is, "I wish she'd hit me."


GravatarSo this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.


GravatarHmmmmmmmmm.

But NTodd's in CA, isn't he?


Gravatargoddess willing and the crick don't rise, pie

all you need to know for the fall.

seriously. i'm going to be using this logic again, and again, and again, until every last troll/rethug voter faints with fear and their heads explode.


GravatarKwateratz Tigerach.



GravatarOh hell, I'm gonna go heat up the calabacitas and work on the green chile roasting some more.


GravatarNow I'm going to check on the eclairs.


GravatarSo this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.
anonymous




I AM DR. RUTH. WESTHEIMER!


Gravatar So this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.
anonymous


It's a fucking open thread, yogurtfelching fuckmonger.


GravatarSo this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore

Yeah those Open Threads are sooooooodeep,dood.


GravatarSo this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore

Yeah those Open Threads are sooooooodeep,dood.


GravatarSo this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.

Yes, yes it is. It's just sex and you can move along to one of the other "serious" blogs.


GravatarHmmm. She says it's time for dinner and then NTodd goes to check the chicken?

Wasn't it the other way 'round?


GravatarIt's just sex and you can move along to one of the other "serious" blogs.




[wipes tear from eye...]


Gravatarwith 'crosswalk' capability

What is this "crosswalk" capability of which you speak?


GravatarSo this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.

Tedling- what do you think Atrios meant by "Evening Thread - Enjoy" ?


GravatarSo this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.

I agree with Howard Johnson!


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GravatarSo this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.
anonymous


Atrios' post said "Enjoy".

We are.

Dipshit.


GravatarMore blackberry crisp, anyone?


GravatarSo this is Evening thread? What did Atrios mean by that? And if it isn't too downstairs to mention it, were there merkins involved? I mean besides PATRIOT?


GravatarFood.
Sex.
Politics.
Money.

It's all one, chappie. Trust me, I'm very, very old, and I know stuff....


GravatarSo who else is wearing their (in my case, "crazy fucking) Moonbat teeshirt at this very moment?

I am as comfortable as comfortable can be.

Shoeless, make-up less, hair gel-less, jewerly less...shorts and tee shirt, typing on a sex blog.


GravatarMore blackberry crisp, anyone?

With the whipped cream if you'd be so kind.

T'anks.


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GravatarIt's just sex

Is there a problem with that?


GravatarBuchanan on McLaughlin's show: "If the Democrats take both houses of congress in 2006 that puts the Republicans in great position in 2008."

Fat Tony agrees...

Amazing how that works, innit?


GravatarWell, I'm relieved to see that haloscan hadn't just singled me out to torture by refusing admission.

GWPDA, if you're still here, what about a peach upside down cake drizzled with that almond stuff?


GravatarMore blackberry crisp, anyone?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Does it go well with cupcakes smothered in almond paste and peaches?


Gravatarflory,

I enjoyed your compare/contrast analogy of sallyh and me on the last thread!


GravatarThere isn't much sex talk over at dK. Pretty much because they don't have a sense of humor.

Maybe some would rather be over there?


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GravatarAll our friends are gonna hang out here tonight - Alright!
We're gonna pass out on the couch alright - Tonight!
We've got nothing better to do than comment here
and have a couple of brews.


GravatarSo this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.

I never did give a shit what Atrios posts.

I'm here for the sex.


GravatarIf the sun explodes tomorrow, that's great news for the GOP.


GravatarSallyh,

I looooooove blackberries.

I get to babysit tonight. Grandson and I are going to giggle and coo as long as I can keep him awake.


GravatarSee ya later.

Be good.

On second thought, don't.


GravatarHow many bobblehead shows will Joe be on tomorrow? How many will Lamont be on?

Thought so.


GravatarIt's just sex

Is there a problem with that?


Yes.

I don't get any.


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Gravatarbunch of jerks.

Oooooooooooooh yeah.....

(reaches for cold cream)


GravatarAmazing how that works, innit?
SteveLG, proudly pre 9/11


There could be an internet video of Fredo and Deadeye in a three way with a goat and our non partisan pundit class would declare it a surefire winner for the Repukes.


GravatarSo this is a sex blog now and you don't even pretend to give a shit about atrios posts anymore - bunch of jerks.
anonymous


Of all the Evening Threads of recent memory, this is the most cogent, most powerful, and most important Evening Thread of our age. The reverberations from this Evening Thread will be felt throughout the remainder of human history.


GravatarI see the repeated calls for Leiberman to step down instead of running as an independent. So when Lamont was running against Leiberman, it was just "democracy in action" as John Stewart said.

When Leiberman (who represents the entire STATE of CT, and not just the crazy people who live there) runs as an independent in the race, its...well its time to step the fuck down Joe because the Kos, the Atrios and your betters have told you too.

Nice try, but fuck you. And PS, I'm well aware its very early but Leiberman is leading Lamont in by 5 in initial polls. So your circle jerks may be a bit premature.

But again, if you want to become the Michael Moore party, we'll be happy to provide your political tombstone.

http://www.beaglexp.com/archives...chives/ dnc7.jpg


GravatarCrosswalk?
Like the 370e, the Crosswalk will help you increase your calorie burn and get a better cardio workout with upper body resistance arms. This treadmill also features a powerful 2.25 THP motor, ProSoft Plus™ impact reducing cushioning, digital speed and incline, and the new MyCalories™ Interactive Calorie Center that automatically adjust the calorie readout when you use the CrossWalk arms.
# Crosswalk™ Upper Body Arms - Improve total-body conditioning by combining upper-body exercise with this traditional cardio workout. Adjustable resistance allows you to customize intensity.
# MyCalories™ Calorie Counter -For individualized tracking, the MyCalories™ Calorie Counter lets you set your weight and will calculate the calories burned whether using the CrossWalk arms or not, so you know how many calories youve really burned during your workout.


It's a treadmill with ARMS!


GravatarG/son's here! Later, Bats!


GravatarOnce the asteroid hits and destroys 90% of the population, it's hard to see how that's not a net gain for the GOP.


GravatarVicki:
We be liberals. We likes our diversity.


Gravatartyping on a sex blog


Working on a sex blog
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay


GravatarHecate -

Check out Rabbi Marc Gellman.

It'll blow your mind. In a bad way.


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GravatarWhen Leiberman (who represents the entire STATE of CT, and not just the crazy people who live there)

Hunh?

I think these words do not mean what you think they mean.


GravatarOh, come on!

http://www.comcast.net/news/ inde...cvqh=itn_3texas


GravatarWhy does the US media hate our troops?

To read about our troops are doing you have to go to a British newspaper.

"BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - Two U.S soldiers were killed Saturday when their foot patrol was hit by a roadside bomb south of Baghdad, the military said. The deaths brought to 23 the number of Americans killed in Iraq this month.

At least 2,600 members of the U.S. military have died since the Iraq war started in March 2003, according to an Associated Press count.

The names of the soldiers were not released and no further details were given."

By the way the number of US troops killed in Iraq is only 1 person away from the number of people killed in the twin towers on September 11.


GravatarHey trollie - how come Saint McCain didn't run as an independent after the Bush boys smeared his good name?


GravatarI see thZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Another Victory for Eschaton


GravatarGWPDA, if you're still here, what about a peach upside down cake drizzled with that almond stuff?
Diane


Excellent!


GravatarOkee dokee,

Now I'm out!

Have fun, moonbats.


GravatarJeffCo sez:

Once the asteroid hits and destroys 90% of the population, it's hard to see how that's not a net gain for the GOP.

Are you factoring in the zombie aspect of this?


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Gravatar"Of course, Karl Rove is up to no good. That is his schtick, his joie de vivre.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore"

Our own karmic iteration of Rasputin...


GravatarI see the repeated calls for Leiberman to step down instead of running as an independent. So when Lamont was running against Leiberman, it was just "democracy in action" as John Stewart said.

When Leiberman (who represents the entire STATE of CT, and not just the crazy people who live there) runs as an independent in the race, its...well its time to step the fuck down Joe because the Kos, the Atrios and your betters have told you too.


So you're saying Dems should be cool with somebody who says that the results of his party's primary should not stand?


GravatarWhen Leiberman (who represents the entire STATE of CT, and not just the crazy people who live there) runs as an independent in the race, its...well its time to step the fuck down Joe because the Kos, the Atrios and your betters have told you too.

Uh, no. Lieberman is free to run as an independent. The question is, if Lieberman is truly a Democrat, he should STFD because he lost the primary of the party he is a member of.

However, if he does run as an "independent", then the fact is he wasn't a Democrat to begin with, and the Democrat voters who voted against him for being a Democrat In Name Only were 100% fucking right.


GravatarOnce the asteroid hits and destroys 90% of the population, it's hard to see how that's not a net gain for the GOP.
JeffCO


Well, sure. All that will be left is the fundies waitin' on the rapture.


GravatarWorst Chimpy Shirt Ever

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/r...o5439- 752v.html


Gravatarcome here little trollie. i've got some nice, hawt man-on-cheeto eating basement dweller that's just right for you. tell me where you'd like me to begin. merkins? josephines? perhaps a little stiletto licking? i'm feeling generous, it's your choice.

there's just so much i can do with all that sorry, jiggling flesh. and the softness, mmmm, i like softness.


GravatarWhen Leiberman (who represents the entire STATE of CT, and not just the crazy people who live there)...

Yeah, um sure. But the rocks don't vote, only the people do.


Gravatarbunch of jerks.

Oooooooooooooh yeah.....

(reaches for cold cream)


Make sure it's not the Vick's Vap-O-Rub, Thers.


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GravatarNice try, but fuck you. And PS, I'm well aware its very early but Leiberman is leading Lamont in by 5 in initial polls. So your circle jerks may be a bit premature.
Another Victory for Eschaton


Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp.


GravatarAre you factoring in the zombie aspect of this?

Of course - since most wingnuts already are zombies and the others have no brains, it's pretty much the rest of us that are screwed.


GravatarThe New England Journal of Medicine reports that 75% of all Republican voters will contract leprosy in the next three weeks. The remaining 25% will all spontaneously combust.

It's hard to see how this news does not inevitably mean a great GOP triumph in '08.


GravatarCan we take down Hillary now?


GravatarYeah, um sure. But the rocks don't vote, only the people do.
Mark B. in Austin Texas


The fieldmice do. Six fieldmice equals one Republican.


Gravatar"Hey trollie - how come Saint McCain didn't run as an independent after the Bush boys smeared his good name?"

Is my name John McCain? No? Well then go ask him then.

"When Leiberman (who represents the entire STATE of CT, and not just the crazy people who live there)

Hunh?

I think these words do not mean what you think they mean."

How is this complicated? It means Leiberman represents everyone who lives in the entire state of CT. If a large number of left wing kooks no longer like him because he's not sufficiently communist enough, then the rest of the state can determine whether they like him enough to have him represent the state as an independent. And if the election were held today, he'd be sent to the Senate as an independent, and Ned Lamont would still be just an empty suit financed by whackjobs and his grandparents.


GravatarI'm well aware its very early but Leiberman is leading Lamont in by 5 in initial polls. So your circle jerks may be a bit premature.
Another Victory for Eschaton


Wasn't he leading Lamont by, like, 30 in the primary polls a couple months ago?

How well did that turn out trollie?


GravatarYeah, um sure. But the rocks don't vote, only the people do.

If every tongue were stilled the noise would still continue - the rocks and stones themselves would start to voooooooote...

Joe-sannah hey zannah zannah zannah Joe...


GravatarOf all the bullshit that gets spewed about the CT Democratic primary, nothing scorches my shorts worse than the notion that Lieberman "narrowed a 14 point deficit to four" as if one outlying poll represented the actual state of public opinion at that time.


GravatarNice try, but fuck you. And PS, I'm well aware its very early but Leiberman is leading Lamont in by 5 in initial polls.

That's not bad. Lamont can make that up if he runs a good campaign. Lieberman has a right to run as an independent, but he has no right to call himself a Democrat. The primary voters have selected the Democratic candidate. It's over Joe. Run as a Liebercrat, if you wish, but don't call yourself a Democrat when you're trying to defeat the party's nominee.


GravatarAnd if the election were held today, he'd be sent to the Senate as an independent, ...
Another Victory for Eschaton - 8:08 pm


Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp.


Gravatar Worst Chimpy Shirt Ever

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/r...news/r...o5439- 752v.html
P O'Neill


That shirt is fugly indeed, butt fugly even.


Gravatar"Worst Chimpy Shirt Ever"

--P O'Neill

Is it just me, or do the last several days of Bush photos not even look like Bush? Particularly the ones of him in the factory in Wisconson.


GravatarHow is this complicated? It means Leiberman represents everyone who lives in the entire state of CT.

So Lieberman represents the pedophiles of the state of Conecticut? I knew he was a slimeball, but sheesh.


GravatarI got tired of the anti-choice asshole of a troll downstairs.

The hater!


Gravataraiight you guys have managed to make me waste another whole afternoon, and I got things to do.

Later, batsies.....


Gravatar"So you're saying Dems should be cool with somebody who says that the results of his party's primary should not stand?"

The results DO still stand (moderates and conservatives don't claim election fraud EVERY single time they lose an election). The Democrats are the Michael Moore party now, and grownups will decide if Leiberman should be sent to the Senate as an independent in November.


GravatarFox News, Republicans and trolls are scared of what the Lamont victory means for them.

Please trolls, keep telling us how scared you are!
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GravatarHow come when Joementum ground to a halt as the Democratic primary voters en masse rejected him Joe didn't decide to run as an Independent?


GravatarNice try, but fuck you.




Charming!


GravatarI'll help out AVE here. What I think he meant is that Lieberman is supposed to represent all of the citizens, not just the Democrats. Especially not the Democrats, since he's told them to go screw themselves after they selected someone else as their official nominee.


GravatarRun as a Liebercrat, if you wish, but don't call yourself a Democrat when you're trying to defeat the party's nominee.
Mark B. in Austin Texas


Well put.

Joe is not going to like the things he gets called in this campaign. By his former friends and colleagues in particular.

In his best Droopy Dog voice, Joe will moan: "but but but but.... they're being mean to me."


GravatarAnother Victory for Eschaton |




Dude, LieberWhore LOST Tuesday night.

Now run along.


Gravatarand grownups will decide if Leiberman should be sent to the Senate as an independent in November.
Another Victory for Eschaton - 8:12 pm


Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp. Quack. Limp.


Gravatar"If the sun explodes tomorrow, that's great news for the GOP."

Hell yeah. It would disprove global warming. And heliocentricity.


GravatarHow come when ultraconservatives lose their primaries to the more moderate Republicans, they don't decide to run anyway as Independents? How come you haven't been supporting that, trollie?


Gravatarin the dim, cold lights of the separated kitchen, joe trembled as he reached for the kosher spatula. naked, jowls quivering high and low, he sank to his knees. the droopy eyes tinkled in the flourescent lights, as he looked up into the expanses of his supporter's pale, fishbelly colored flesh. "does this please you, master?"

dropping the bag of cheetos, fumbling with his team america pajamas, Trollie could only smile in anticipation. "this is what i want," he sneered, as he turned on the DVD of Fox News' greatest Mann coulter moments. he turned the volume up loud, and caressed his voluminous man-tits, held high in their victoria secrets' wonder bra. "give me that," he crooned, his eyes closing. joe's small but nimble fingers reached forward, his exposed backside vulnerable and aching. "i'm ready, master." Trolly began, spanking his charge in hard, light strokes. Joe's lips overwhelmed the small needle of his master's manhood, but he worked greedily, with growing hunger, so would he retain his senate seat, one limp candycane at a time...


GravatarSo your circle jerks

Another Victory for Eschaton




Projection.


Gravatar"That's not bad. Lamont can make that up if he runs a good campaign. Lieberman has a right to run as an independent, but he has no right to call himself a Democrat. The primary voters have selected the Democratic candidate. It's over Joe. Run as a Liebercrat, if you wish, but don't call yourself a Democrat when you're trying to defeat the party's nominee."

I can't speak for Leiberman. It seems that in effect, he has been purged from his party less than 6 years after he was its vice presidential candidate.

So you guys have decided to become the Michael Moore party. We'll be happy to provide your political tombstone. If you want to relive your pot and LSD days of the 60s, also remember this: McGovern lost.

By a lot.


Gravatarchicago dyke, catwoman | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 8:15 pm




GravatarI can't speak for LeibermZzzzzzzz!

Another Victory for Eschaton |


GravatarJoe's lips overwhelmed the small noodle of his master's manhood,

Fixed your post.


GravatarMcGovern? Who's he.

1792, bay-bee!


GravatarI also have some white chocolate to add to the potential cupcakes.


GravatarIf you want to relive your pot and LSD days of the 60s, also remember this: McGovern lost.





He's talking about 1972.



How desperate is that????????????


GravatarAVE was shocked by the Lamont victory, and believes that the American people are rejecting Bush's bullshit.

Otherwise, why would the troll be here?
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GravatarAVE was shocked by the Lamont victory, and believes that the American people are rejecting Bush's bullshit.

Otherwise, why would the troll be here?
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TelltaleHeart |


Because he can't get a date?


GravatarI can't speak for Leiberman.

No. You certainly cannot, hypocrite.


GravatarAVfE, some people wake up and recognize the truth.

Evidently, because you know Lieberman is really a Republican, you are for him.

What more needs to be said.


GravatarSo you guys have decided to become the Michael Moore party.

Actually, I would be happy with that, but it isn't true. If Lieberman's loss proved anything, it proved that Bush is politically radioactive. Kissing Bush will make you the object of ridicule. Every time.

Lieberman isn't a moderate. He's a stone cold neocon. He doesn't belong in the Democratic party. Gore made a mistake selecting him as a running mate. How big a mistake it was is becoming more obvious all of the time.


GravatarTrollies lurrrrrve to say Joe was "purged" because fascism gets them hot. They can't bring themselves to face the fact that Joe was *rejected* by the primary voters of his own party because he no longer represents them. The voters said they didn't want him in the Seante - Joe chose to leave the Democratic party all by himself.

You show nothing but your contempt for representative democracy, trollie.


GravatarThe results DO still stand (moderates and conservatives don't claim election fraud EVERY single time they lose an election).

Yet Lieberman said he won't let the results stand.


GravatarJim Jeffords!


Gravatarand grownups will decide



That leaves the troll out.

And what is this FIXATION, this OBSESSION with Michael Moore?


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Gravatar"remember this: McGovern lost."

The troll is pretending to give us advice on to help us "win".
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Gravatar"remember this: McGovern lost."

The troll is pretending to give us advice on to help us "win".
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TelltaleHeart


I'm betting the troll wasn't even around in 1972.


GravatarAnd what is this FIXATION, this OBSESSION with Michael Moore?

I hear he's fat. And he dissed dear leader. He must be destroyed.


GravatarSo you guys have decided to become the Michael Moore party. We'll be happy to provide your political tombstone.

Wonder how you're going to do that when 60% of the country agrees with Lamont and Moore on the war, and the Dems lead in the Congressional polling.

If you want to relive your pot and LSD days of the 60s, also remember this: McGovern lost.

I forget: what year is this?


GravatarAnd what is this FIXATION, this OBSESSION with Michael Moore?
Terry C, Outright Partisan | 08.12.06 - 8:20 pm | #


He's a big fat fatty?


GravatarAnd what is this FIXATION, this OBSESSION with Michael Moore?
Terry C, Outright Partisan | 08.12.06 - 8:20 pm | #


He's a big fat fatty?


GravatarA lot of the reason McGivern lost was the Eagleton fiasco.

Don't select a loony running mate, that's one lesson from that campaign. Poor Al Gore...


Gravatar"How come when ultraconservatives lose their primaries to the more moderate Republicans, they don't decide to run anyway as Independents? How come you haven't been supporting that, trollie?"

Because it rarely happens, and certainly not against former VP candidates of the party. I know some gop guy lost in Michigan, but seeing as how I don't live in Michigan, I have no idea if he plans to run as an independent or not. But if he did, I would call him a traitor to the party or something. After all, his supposed base threw him out.

A democratic party not big enough for a Joe Lieberman (who I don't know why I have to defend seeing as how he votes NINETY percent of the time with Democrats) is a Michael Moore party.

On the other side, I happen to dislike Lincoln Chafee. I don't happen to care that he's against the Iraq war. I can even probably be aside his really annoying, sanctimonious ego (such as his write in vote for George Herbert Walker Bush in 2004 - dude just vote for fucking Kerry), but the man votes with Republicans about 40 percent of the time these days.

That means he votes with Democrats about 60 percent of the time. That sounds to me....like a Democrat.


GravatarBe afraid!

Be very afraid!

You must vote for Lieberman or the sky will fall. Be very Afraid.

You'll never win another election if you turn your back on Lieberman.

We'll be happy to provide your political tombstone.
Another Victory for Eschaton - 8:15 pm


Gravatarstill baffled that no one comments on the obvious demolition of wtc7.



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Gravatar Jim Jeffords!

My man! I kinda wish he weren't retiring, even though we'll still most likely putting an Indy in his seat.


GravatarFucking troll spew. I'll come in later.


GravatarAnd what is this FIXATION, this OBSESSION with Michael Moore?

Liberals unafraid to hit back and hit hard scare the shit out of them.


Gravatar still baffled that no one comments on the obvious demolition of wtc7.

You're still stupid.


GravatarMichael Moore is totally on the fringe. That's why his films reach such small audiences.


GravatarNow I have a really bad '80s movie soundtrack song (slightly rewritten) in my head:

Are you ready for the sex blog
The really really really fine sex blog
Are you ready for the sex blog...


Even the ludicrous trolls cannot keep the valiant Eschatonians from their duly appointed raunchiness. Remember, NO FLIRTING, but propositions are ok.


GravatarShorter AVE:

You HAVE to vote Repugnican....or a facsimile thereof.

Like Lieberwhore.


GravatarI don't know why I have to defend

You don't. You do so solely out of hate.


Gravatar"I would call him a traitor to the party or something. After all, his supposed base threw him out."

Correction: I wouldn't.

Only democratics use terms like race traitors (Clarence Thomas, Condi Rice, etc) and now party traitors (like Leiberman).


GravatarEven the ludicrous trolls cannot keep the valiant Eschatonians from their duly appointed raunchiness. Remember, NO FLIRTING, but propositions are ok.
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GravatarI don't happen to care that he's against the Iraq war.

What was the date of that Congressional declaration again?


GravatarAnother Victory of Eschaton scratched impatiently at his dry, sand encrusted backside, flies swarming about under the desert heat. he told me to be here, he mused to himself, thinking of his lover's long, dusky flanks. i hope he doesn't make me wait too long this time., he thought, as he waddled his generous body closer to the cave's shaded darkness. he sat down, panting from the effort of walking that long march of 20 feet.

suddenly, a long fingered hand gripped his dandruff ridden curls. his head was jerked back, and he could only look up into the liquid, brown eyes of his lord, whimpering in pain. "i am yours, sheik. let me pleasure you, i beg you." osama stood, towering over him, the folds of his desert burnoose and robes rippling in the wind. AVE trembled, his jowls shaking, thoughts of his mother's breasts pushed aside as quickly as dick cheney forgets how to use a gun. he opened his willing lips, hot tears spilling down his acned cheeks, his tongue seeking its only redemption. "allah is great," he praised. "allah wants me to do this for you." his heart lept, as osama's hands forced his unshapen head upon the dark muslim manhood, spreading fat lips apart with eager humiliation...


Gravatar"On the other side, I happen to dislike Lincoln Chafee... That means he votes with Democrats about 60 percent of the time. That sounds to me....like a Democrat."

The troll says it would vote for 'anti-war democrat-like' Chaffee over a pro-war republican candidate who better represents its views.
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GravatarI have no idea if he plans to run as an independent or not. But if he did, I would call him a traitor to the party or something. After all, his supposed base threw him out.

But it's wrong when Dems do it. Gotcha.


GravatarOnly democratics use terms like race traitors (Clarence Thomas, Condi Rice, etc) and now party traitors (like Leiberman).
Another Victory for Eschaton


In other words only DEMOCRATS tell the truth?

Because Condi and Clarence ARE race traitors and LieberWhore IS a party traitor.

Thanks for playing. G'night!


GravatarOnly democratics use terms like race traitors (Clarence Thomas, Condi Rice, etc) and now party traitors (like Leiberman).

Uh, so he's not a traitor to the party when he rejects his party's primary results?


Gravatarchi dyke:


PURE gold!


Gravatarstill baffled that no one comments on the obvious demolition of wtc7.



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gary in fl | 08.12.06 - 8:22 pm | #


Probably because it's not near as obvious as the people who peddle that bullshit seem to think it is.


GravatarAre you ready for the sex blog
The really really really fine sex blog
Are you ready for the sex blog...


Who's got the Rudy the Rabbit vibrator?


GravatarHeh, it's funny that AVE used the term "democratics" instead "Democrats". Like the inverse of what his kind usually do...


GravatarOnly democratics use terms like race traitors (Clarence Thomas, Condi Rice, etc) and now party traitors (like Leiberman).
Another Victory for Eschaton | 08.12.06 - 8:26 pm | #


Yeah. Never heard a conservative call anyone a traitor before.


GravatarWe don't like Lieberman.

What doesn't AVE get about that?

Why is he trying to impose his views on us?


Gravatar(Pssst... Lamont's victory was one for "Eschaton.")


GravatarYeah. Never heard a conservative call anyone a traitor before.
Bas-O-Matic


Paging Tranny Coulter.


Gravatar"Only democratics use terms like race traitors"

The truth, as the troll knows, is that that is a term conservatives coined and, now that their term "race traitor" is no longer acceptable, they employ the equally charming descriptor "self-hating", as in "George Soros is a self-hating Jew".
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Gravatar"Uh, so he's not a traitor to the party when he rejects his party's primary results?"

No dumbass, YOU kicked him out, he didn't leave your party. If anything, Leiberman's former "friends" like Gore, betrayed him for campaigning against him.


GravatarIt's true - trollies calling everyone to the left of them a traitor is ok, but my suggestion that anyone to the right of me betrays the principles of democracy demonstrates pure bigotry.

Not that trollie could provide a single instance of anyone on the left not also a member of the target group doing so to anyone on the right.


GravatarYOU kicked him out, he didn't leave your party. If anything, Leiberman's former "friends" like Gore, betrayed him for campaigning against him. -Another Victory for Eschaton

How does losing a Senate primary force anyone to abandon their political party trollie? What part of our political primary system don't you grasp?


Gravatarbetrayed him for campaigning against him.

By, dumbass, by. And you can stop defending Lieberman anytime your hypocricy begins to wan.


GravatarThe troll only has our best interests at heart.
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Gravatarstill baffled that no one comments on the obvious demolition of wtc7.



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gary in fl | 08.12.06 - 8:22 pm | #

Probably because it's not near as obvious as the people who peddle that bullshit seem to think it is.
Bas-O-Matic


I commented on this last time it came up, and I'll just repeat what I said then. Quite of a bit of the structure of the buildings in the WTC complex was underground. Just because the above ground structure looked relatively intact didn't mean that they weren't extensively damaged below the plaza level.

It isn't surprizing to me that other buildings in the WTC complex collapsed after the towers went, after all they were all connected under ground by a massive complex that was something like 6 or 7 levels. All of that falling and burning debris from the towers had to go somewhere.


GravatarNo dumbass, YOU kicked him out, he didn't leave your party.

1) It's not my party.

2) He was not kicked out of the party. He left after losing an election.

3) Elections often kick somebody out of office. This was his party's primary. He lost. He said he will not let that result stand.

Which part of this don't you get? The democracy part?


GravatarNo dumbass, YOU kicked him out, he didn't leave your party.

Joe is certainly still welcome to remain in the party, get behind the winner of the Connecticut Democratic primary, Ned Lamont, and work to help the Democrats take back the Senate.


GravatarWho's got the Rudy the Rabbit vibrator?

I'm pretty sure simels had it last. I could be wrong.


GravatarJoe is certainly still welcome to remain in the party, get behind the winner of the Connecticut Democratic primary, Ned Lamont, and work to help the Democrats take back the Senate.

Well see, trollie has to pretend that isn't what almost always happens for his "argument" to make even a tiny bit of sense. Thus, he simply chooses to ignore it and insist we have somehow "purged" Joe. I wonder what he calls it when his cultist brethren throw another Republican under the bus for daring to suggest Dear Leader is not infallible?


GravatarThis was his party's primary. He lost. He said he will not let that result stand.

If only his website hadn't crashed. If only those unhinged, nasty lefty bloggers. If only...

Joe would have won. I'm sure of it. Joe's such a decent man.


GravatarYOU kicked him out, he didn't leave your party. If anything, Leiberman's former "friends" like Gore, betrayed him for campaigning against him. -Another Victory for Eschaton

No surprise that a fascist like AVE doesn't have a clue as to how elections work. In a democracy it is the VOTERS!!!! registered in a party who get to decide who is going to be the nominee of their party. Now, Republican-fascist, if you want to look at kicking out someone look at what Republican-fascists did to Lowell Weicker when they supported Lieberman against him in the GENERAL ELECTION. That was kicking someone out of the party.

Lieberman is a spoil sport who won't play by the rules and who kicks the board when he loses. Nothing more to it than that.

Fascists lecturing Democrats about democracy, ha!


GravatarTrollie must be the short, depressed kid we ordered.


GravatarThe troll hopes to use Lieberman against the Democrats, and we are working to improve the Democrats.

The only question is which side is Joe going to chose. The troll's, or ours. And we all know the answer to that.
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GravatarI wonder what he calls it when his cultist brethren throw another Republican under the bus for daring to suggest Dear Leader is not infallible?
JeffCO | 08.12.06 - 8:38 pm | #


He calls the person under the bus a liberal.


GravatarLook at it this way. If it had been a Republican primary in CT, the Republican who was against the war and other atrocities that this administration has inficted on this country, that person would have won.

Bush is tanking. Even republicans are sick of his policies.


GravatarTrollie must be the short, depressed kid we ordered.
JeffCO

You going to put him in a dress and have him play Little Dorrit?


GravatarBut, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each liberal, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. The winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until the election.


GravatarLieberman kicked himself out of the Democratic Party.


GravatarEvening, freethinkers


How's the weekend treating you?


GravatarI think Joe Lieberman hitching up is pinafore and leaving in a huff will have a liberating effect on the Senate Democrats who don't have to try to placate the whiny little brat anymore.


Gravatarwill have a liberating effect on the Senate Democrats...

Substitute "chilling" for liberating.


Gravatar"Wait a minute. What does this mean.......... for me?" Herb Tarlick when told WKRP was going to be go automated.

Joe Lieberman was the Herb Tarlick of the Democratic Party.


Gravatarwill have a liberating effect on the Senate Democrats...

Substitute "chilling" for liberating.


The nutroots will be greeted as liberators.


Gravatarwill have a liberating effect on the Senate Democrats...

Substitute "chilling" for liberating.


The nutroots will be greeted as liberators.


GravatarHe said he will not let that result stand.

There's no crying in partisan politics!


GravatarAs God is my witness - I thought Joementum could fly.


GravatarOooh, tigre's here. I'd better go check on the chicken.

(Actually, I'm gonna grab me some sushi...)


GravatarMichael Moore

We went to a talk he did in ABQ.
Melissa had a book she wanted signed and we bought another there. We waited in a line of a few hundred people and when we finally got to him, despite what was anounced, he asked how to personalize the signature. Cool. But when Melissa congratulated him on a recent weight loss, (this meant something to her) he did not look at her and smile and say thanks. He just looked down as he signed the book and shook his head. When he ask me how he should sign the other book I said, "Melissa, also" which confused him, rightfully so. I pointed to Melissa, "My GF".
He scribbled in the book and slammed it shut.

I loved his talk, his work and efforts.

But he, as a person, came across as an arrogant ass.

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Gravatar
The nutroots will be greeted as liberators.


"Liberate these nutroots!" (grabs crotch, laughs loutishly)


GravatarOooh, tigre's here. I'd better go check on the chicken.

:-(


GravatarOoh. OOh.

"What have you heard. And just because she used to be a guy doesn't mean I'm gay because I kissed her," Joe Tarlick.


GravatarToby, you fuckhead, quit posting under your fifty gazillion fucking nom de plumes Everybody knows you're gary, dith, AVE, dipshit, linda, julie, dogburner, or any regular that's not online at the moment. Get off the puke payroll. get out of your mothers basement, get a job.


GravatarMolly - it seems husbands and wives really do grow to resemble each other.


Gravatar:-( watertiger

You want I should kick NTodd in the shins for you?


GravatarMolly - it seems husbands and wives really do grow to resemble each other.

Well, that explains George Bush's camel toe.


GravatarWhat travel guides are you Liberal Elitists liking these days? Just realized that the book I'm using for my trip is six years old. Want a new one.

Oh, hallo, btw.


Gravatar

Oooh, tigre's here. I'd better go check on the chicken.


Did you misspell that?


Gravatarpr0n works, kids. he's gone.


GravatarWhat travel guides are you Liberal Elitists liking these days? Just realized that the book I'm using for my trip is six years old. Want a new one.


Mrs. spinoza likes the lonely planet series.


GravatarI was working on a Katrina project and had to take a break. But, anyone have a song suggestion for me? Something mournful, yet somewhat hopeful... I know it's a strange description but it's the best I can come up with at the moment.

And if you have an mp3, pass it along...

Anyone?


GravatarNO: 3
TEN: 10
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GravatarBut he, as a person, came across as an arrogant ass.

It's probably really, really, hard to be nice to everyone in line. I'm sure he gets tired. And there's probably certain subjects that he just can't or won't discuss. I imagine weight is one of them.


Gravatarpr0n works, kids. he's gone. -chicago dyke

Then how about pulling out some of the good stuff for the grownups?


GravatarHeh, just got off the phone with my favorite editors. Both are slightly to the right of Attila the Hun and both are so thoroughly disgusted with the Emperor and his minions that they re-registered as independents.


Gravatar
Well, that explains George Bush's camel toe.


As they say on MST3K, "Ah, the rare male cameltoe!"


Pass that brain bleach over here.


GravatarBut, anyone have a song suggestion for me? Something mournful, yet somewhat hopeful...

I was pushing this one this morning.


GravatarI'm sure he gets tired. And there's probably certain subjects that he just can't or won't discuss. I imagine weight is one of them.

As it's a favorite line of conservative attack, I'll bet that's true.


GravatarI was working on a Katrina project and had to take a break. But, anyone have a song suggestion for me? Something mournful, yet somewhat hopeful..

Albioni's adagio in G?
Bach's Erbarme Dich?


GravatarYou want I should kick NTodd in the shins for you?

yes please!


GravatarIt's probably really, really, hard to be nice to everyone in line. I'm sure he gets tired. And there's probably certain subjects that he just can't or won't discuss. I imagine weight is one of them.
Mark B. in Austin Texas


Yes. My thoughts, also.
But these are his fans (and why he is a rich man, now). Melissa was damn near in love with him. Her comment came from the heart. She was not really affected by his rudeness but I will never think of him the same.

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Gravatarjeffco: subject? participants?


Anyone?
Ripley | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 8:54 pm | #



try this. specifically written for katrina.


Gravatarspinoza,

The LP guide was updated about a year ago, so that's more attractive than what I've got.


GravatarAll I can say is wow. This is sickening


Gravataragave,

He may have taken crap his entire life re his weight -- from parents, sibs, schoolmates, women, and just assholes in the street. It may be painful for him to have the subject brought up at all.


GravatarI'll check 'em out - it's pretty disturbing looking thru all these Katrina pics, frankly.


GravatarRIL-

Where are you off to? I am thinking of going to Panama for a few weeks this fall to do some birding.


GravatarDid you misspell that?

I love you!


GravatarThen how about pulling out some of the good stuff for the grownups?
JeffCO


OK.

It is you, JeffCO, that she desires with burning desire...


GravatarIt's obvious that the Lamont victory, after an an honest and aboveboard campaign that never once got nasty or personal on Lamont's side, that only went after Joe's bad choices, not his person, has scared the living shit out of AVE and the rest of the Himmler trolls, or they wouldn't be here sticking up for a Jewish Democrat that voted 90% with his party. Think about the disconnect: a rightwing fascist-loving, war-mongering troll defending the actions of a liberal Democratic Senator. They know that they're going down in November, and that their short little day in the sun is over in '08. They will sell out any tiny little shadow of principle they ever imagined that they had to prevent this from happening, and if Bushco and Rove keep stepping in the dogshit and tracking it into the House (and Senate), they're going to lose both chambers by staggering amounts, which will lead to successful impeachments and prison for most of them, if not trials at the Hague. AVE should be very frightened indeed, his day is nearly up. No more useless wars declared by an illegally placed deserting coward, no more no-bid multi-billion dollar contracts for a treasonous vice-president's fuck-buddies, no more shitting on the Constitution and Bill of Rights by fear-mongering. It will be back to peace and prosperity, which will make sociopaths and psychopaths like our resident trolls even more irrelevant than they have always been. We will once again be a free country, and will cease to be the biggest terrorist on the planet.


Gravatarjeffco: subject? participants?

I'm sure whatever your participants choose to subject themselves to will be expressed wonderfully.


GravatarVia Google News

"This is saying to a lot of people across the country, who I know are as fed up as I am with the partisanship in Washington that stops our government from doing anything about the big problems that average people face," he said Thursday.

Republicans control the House, the Senate, and the Presidency and "partisanship" is preventing them from passing needed legistation.

Bwahahahaha


GravatarI love you!

Only because I foreswore the far more obvious sushi joke.


Gravatarspinoza,

Here.


GravatarI certainly know better than to click on a link from dipshit or Thers.


GravatarGrrrr.


GravatarOr Phila.


GravatarAll I can say is wow. This is sickening
dipshit | 08.12.06 - 9:00 pm | #


A thread from the hate site known as liitle green footballs? Yeah, I bet it is pretty sickening.


Gravatarsemiserious question for the group: are we all too sophisticated for concern trolls to bother us, and is it different elsewhere?

i'm having a conversation with other bloggers about this. how much "damage" do concern trolls make on your blog, if any? how many readers do they influence, if any?


GravatarHe may have taken crap his entire life re his weight -- from parents, sibs, schoolmates, women, and just assholes in the street. It may be painful for him to have the subject brought up at all.
res ipsa loquitur


He should have taken in to account who was talking to him!

Do I have to say more?

He is an ass.

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GravatarPhila, how's the can?


GravatarOnly because I foreswore the far more obvious sushi joke.

You're a true lady.


GravatarI clicked on it, but as soon as LGF showed up, I capped their asses and left. Conservative Drones above is me, and now that dipshit has linked to LGF, I'm doubling the ampunt of vitriol in that post. they're in the wrong country.


Gravatarsemiserious question for the group: are we all too sophisticated for concern trolls to bother us, and is it different elsewhere?

I don't pay them much never mind. But I'm anti-social that way.


Gravatarsemiserious question for the group: are we all too sophisticated for concern trolls to bother us, and is it different elsewhere?

i'm having a conversation with other bloggers about this. how much "damage" do concern trolls make on your blog, if any? how many readers do they influence, if any?


By and large, they have little effect, I think. But man are they dull.

Incidentally, I'm pretty sure I invented the term "concern troll."


GravatarGuinness-fest continues chez res.

Tonight's feature is "Cromwell," with our man playing Charles I to Richard Harris' Cromwell.

Did you know that Cromwell was executed posthumously? Those wacky Brits!


GravatarYeh, Phila how are you?

Is it time to start referring to your Forest Gump injury?


GravatarIncidentally, I'm pretty sure I invented the term "concern troll."

I once told a woman I coined the phrase, 'Pardon my French'.


GravatarPhotographer admits to MSM fakery on a massive scale


GravatarBut man are they dull.

And they're always looking for their balls.


GravatarI once told a woman I coined the phrase, 'Pardon my French'.
Ripley


That sounds like something Cosmo Kramer would do (and get away with).


Gravatar
Did you know that Cromwell was executed posthumously? Those wacky Brits!


I heard they dipped the bullets in pigs' blood so he couldn't get to Heaven. And you thought LGF couldn't teach us anything... ha!


GravatarI was thinking of sending this one out to Phila, but maybe it's too soon.


Gravatari'm having a conversation with other bloggers about this. how much "damage" do concern trolls make on your blog, if any? how many readers do they influence, if any?
chicago dyke, catwoman

None, as I have no one who posts on my blog. Well, I've got a few people but no trolls to speak of.


GravatarDid dipshit just find that doctored photo of Kerry and Jane Fonda?


GravatarWhat all this about Phila's ass, then?


GravatarWhat all this about Phila's ass, then? -Ripley

He's hoping to claim he was injured by enemy shrapnel in 30 years when he runs for President. Just laying the groundwork.


GravatarHe should have taken in to account who was talking to him!

Do I have to say more?


I think you're being too hard on him. There are some subjects that are so difficult for some people that they can only discuss them at great cost to themselves. Perhaps it's something that they can only share with their therapist or significant other. If you don't respect their boundaries, they might not be friendly to you. That's not the same as being an asshole.


GravatarIncidentally, I'm pretty sure I invented the term "concern troll."
Thers | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:09 pm | #


You know, I think that was me. I mean, if anyone here did.

'Cause I remember calling them that, and not long after that you were calling 'em "concerned trolls."

It sounds sick that I'd remember that...but the reason is that a friend and I were working on bum nomenclature based on Mayhew's "London Labor and the London Poor," and "concern troll" was in that tradition.

Then again, it's likely that dozens of people have come up with it...so who's to say...if there are royalties due, though, I'm gonna fight you for 'em.


GravatarWhat all this about Phila's ass, then?
Ripley | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:13 pm | #


It's as full and radiant and lovely as the face of the moon when the sun took her virginity. Why do you ask?


GravatarAll I can say is wow. This is sickening
dipshit |


So is everything you post.


GravatarI've seen Moore several times over the past few years and never noticed him being a jerk. In fact he made time for some kids from the local high school to interview him for their student TV station.


GravatarNone, as I have no one who posts on my blog. Well, I've got a few people but no trolls to speak of.

It's sort of relaxing, really. I have a wingnut, but he behaves himself.


GravatarAll I can say is wow. This is sickening
dipshit |

Whatever makes trolls sick I'm in the market for a bulk order.


GravatarYou know, I think that was me. I mean, if anyone here did.

'Cause I remember calling them that, and not long after that you were calling 'em "concerned trolls."


Hmmm, that's possible. I know I used "concerned trolls" for a while.

I'll certainly reference this theory of yours in an appendix to the fourth volume of my autobiography. Or perhaps an endnote.


GravatarAs for how my ass is...I dunno, it kind of feels like I had a pair of scissors jammed into it two inches deep.

It's actually not so bad. Oddly enough, my reaction to the tetanus shot is a good deal more uncomfortable.


GravatarPlant an Orgone Generator(??) today, in the War Against Cell Phone Mind Control!! What The Fuck?!
Ooh, this one's got Illuminati in it! Far fucking out...


Gravatartigre,

It must be beautiful out there tonight.

Give the res regards to your mother!


GravatarIt's as full and radiant and lovely as the face of the moon when the sun took her virginity. Why do you ask?

People are talking. Someone sent me a link to Philascrinklyass.blogspot.com but I didn't want to click the link.

Thank Zeus things are ok in the ass dept. Whew!

Nice pants...


GravatarAll I can say is wow. This is sickening
dipshit |


So is everything you post.
Terry C, Outright Partisan | 08.12.06 - 9:18 pm |


It is pretty disgusting to expose the ugly underbelly of the left, isn't it?

Thanks for your support, Terry


Gravatara friend and I were working on bum nomenclature based on Mayhew's "London Labor and the London Poor," and "concern troll" was in that tradition.

I have actually read the multi-volume edition of that.

Christ, I'm a geek.


GravatarI'll certainly reference this theory of yours in an appendix to the fourth volume of my autobiography. Or perhaps an endnote.
Thers | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:20 pm | #


Sure. I just want what's coming to me, is all. (Braces self for another pair of scissors in the ass.)


GravatarI am pleased to learn that the photographer has admitted to large-scale photo fraud. Does this mean that no Lebanese are dying?

No. Then what does it matter?


Gravatarre Moore ... I watched "Bowling for COlumbine" again recently and it's pretty incredible when Marilyn Manson comes off as one of the only sane people in a movie.


GravatarI have actually read the multi-volume edition of that.

Christ, I'm a geek.
Molly Ivors, formerly NYM | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:20 pm | #


You and me both.


GravatarIt's sort of relaxing, really. I have a wingnut, but he behaves himself.
Molly Ivors, formerly NYM

I'm one of the people who Echidne asked to fill in while she's on vacation, I've sweated blood over the things I wrote for it. I haven't felt so nervous since my senior recital in college. Decades ago.


GravatarWell, obviously Phila has recovered from his desperate run-in with the malevolent scissors.

For those who desire a break from the tedious trolling, I do have Bonus Critter Blogging up.

Somehow fuzzy rodents are more pleasant than our recent crop of under-bridge dwellers.


GravatarThank Zeus things are ok in the ass dept. Whew!

Nice pants...
Ripley | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:20 pm | #

Diffrent strokes and all that, but things generally aren't OK when they are in my ass department.


Gravatarfrom the NYT:
Lieberman Lost. Here's Why.

Readers respond to David Brooks's Aug. 10 column, "Party No. 3"

enjoy!


GravatarI clicked on it, but as soon as LGF showed up, I capped their asses and left. Conservative Drones above is me, and now that dipshit has linked to LGF, I'm doubling the ampunt of vitriol in that post. they're in the wrong country.
ronjazz


dipshit is in the wrong place, too.

He's not going to change the minds of anyone here, so why bother us?


GravatarPlant an Orgone Generator(??) today

Now you've made me go and watch this again.


GravatarIt must be beautiful out there tonight.

I'm wearing a freakin' sweatshirt! Wheee!


GravatarPeople are talking.

I should hope so. It's not every day someone's stupid enough to sit down hard on a pair of scissors.

I have to confess I'm a bit worried about how it might affect voters in the Heartland, though. I probably shouldn't be talking about it here at all.


GravatarIt is pretty disgusting to expose the ugly underbelly of the left, isn't it?
dipshit

I'll take my shirt off it it makes you sick, dip


GravatarIt is pretty disgusting to expose the ugly underbelly of the left, isn't it?
dipshit

I'll take my shirt off it it makes you sick, dip


GravatarIt is pretty disgusting to expose the ugly underbelly of the left, isn't it?

Thanks for your support, Terry
dipshit


Dude, if we're so bad, why are you hanging around here?

Why do you insist in trying to impose your opinions on people who don't want to hear them?

Why don't you go over to LGF?


Gravatara friend and I were working on bum nomenclature based on Mayhew's "London Labor and the London Poor," and "concern troll" was in that tradition.

I have actually read the multi-volume edition of that.


Oh, no!

It's another GOP wet dream!

Someone call Mike Allen from Time magazine.


GravatarTo the extent that the London terrorist incident is discussed on the sunday shows, this better be a large part of the discussion.

http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/arch...ives/ 001331.php


GravatarI have to confess I'm a bit worried about how it might affect voters in the Heartland, though. I probably shouldn't be talking about it here at all.
Phila | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:24 pm | #


Republicans are projecting that scissors in Phila's ass will result in net 20 point swing in their favor.


GravatarDiffrent strokes and all that, but things generally aren't OK when they are in my ass department.

Maybe a new plan-o-gramer? Mix up the floor sales crew? A whacky contest for a TGIFriday's gift certificate?

The ass dept. can make or break your retail outlet.


GravatarI have actually read the multi-volume edition of that.

Christ, I'm a geek.
Molly Ivors, formerly NYM


Ah, then you too will embrace the historical analogies involved when I tread, tread, tread, tread.... All I'm missing is the Wheel.


Gravatarlooks like dipshit might have found some evidence that the mainstream media is less than pure. election night of '00 already sealed that deal, fool. nothing you come up with changes the fact that your party failed to defend the US on 9/11, illegally attacked the wrong country, is in the process of losing that stupid war, while at the same time destroying the economy for most Americans and making the world a more dangerous place for all Americans, especially those in uniform. all you guys do well and consistently is fail. oh, and lie about it. you have nothinbg left except your little strawboys, and 2/3 of America, and 90% of the rest of the world, ain't buying. you're finished, dipshit, AVE, coggy. finished, washed up, irrelevant. Even mAnn Coulter admitted on national television last night that the republicans are finished in '06.


GravatarThose are some good letters re Bobo's idiotic column. Here's a good one:

To the Editor:

Re “Party No. 3” (column, Aug. 10):

David Brooks has outdone himself in his spin on the Lieberman loss in Connecticut. It is ludicrous to argue that Senators John McCain and Joseph I. Lieberman represent the voices of reason in America when they have been such outspoken advocates of the disastrous Iraq war.

If there is to be a third party formed, it will be by someone bold enough to lead the opponents of that war, with 60 percent of the people already opposed to it. Now there’s the base for a new party!

Kenneth N. Davis Jr.
Stamford, Conn., Aug. 10, 2006
The writer was an assistant secretary of commerce/international in the Nixon administration.




GravatarI'm watching The Passion of The Christ. It is surprisingly good.


GravatarIn contrast to previous reports, the official suggested an attack was not imminent, saying the suspects had not yet purchased any airline tickets. In fact, some did not even have passports.

It takes weeks to obtain a passport...


GravatarI'm watching The Passion of The Christ. It is surprisingly good.
Snow, Sublimest | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:28 pm | #


Don't tell us how it ends!


GravatarIt takes weeks to obtain a passport...
Ô¿Ô


Yes it does. In Britain especially.

Good evening, Ô¿Ô. How's by you? And your twin and your farm and Stringey?


GravatarDon't tell us how it ends!

They kill the guy ... but then there's a surprise twist.


GravatarI'm watching The Passion of The Christ. It is surprisingly good.
Snow, Sublimest | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:28 pm | #

Don't tell us how it ends!
Phila

It wasn't Professor Plum.


GravatarDon't tell us how it ends! -Phila

If I'm gonna watch someone get nailed, I prefer it to be consensual.


GravatarI should hope so. It's not every day someone's stupid enough to sit down hard on a pair of scissors.

I was working on the roof of a Habitat house this last winter. I was sitting on the OSB roof and sliding down a little bit, so I put my hands down to scootch myself up a little and put the palm of one hand on an upside down hammer tacker. It put a stape into my hand so hard the glove almost tore around the staple when I tried to pull it out.

The other workers were quite amused. I was not.


GravatarI confess. I left the scissors in Phila's chair.

But it was an accident. I meant to leave them in NTodd's.


GravatarDon't tell us how it ends!
Phila


Oh, Phila. Everyone knows how it ends. Jesus gets stopped for DUI on the PCH, hurls anti-semetic epithets at the cops, and winds up in the clink. Then the citizens of Malibu crucify him.


GravatarEven mAnn Coulter admitted on national television last night that the republicans are finished in '06.
ronjazz |


A lucid moment from the Psycho Bitch?

Damn!


GravatarGood evening, Ô¿Ô. How's by you? And your twin and your farm and Stringey?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar


Greetings GWPDA. All is well in the String household.


GravatarYOU MUST BE VERY VERY AFRAID!
YOU MUST BE AFRAID AND ALSO YOU MUST PILE FRESH VEGETABLES OUTSIDE DHS!


GravatarDon't tell us how it ends! -Phila

If I'm gonna watch someone get nailed, I prefer it to be consensual.


Religion pr0n ..... gets 'em every time.

.


GravatarI'm watching The Passion of The Christ. It is surprisingly good.
Snow, Sublimest | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:28 pm |

I love that film. The sweet suffering...


GravatarI was disappointed at the lack of sex between Jesus and Mary Magdalene. If you are going to crucify a guy, you ought to give him a final piece of ass.


GravatarYOU MUST BE VERY VERY AFRAID!
YOU MUST BE AFRAID AND ALSO YOU MUST PILE FRESH VEGETABLES OUTSIDE DHS!


We worship the giant stone skull with burning eyes. No, wait a minute, that's Chertoff!


GravatarI'm watching The Passion of The Christ. It is surprisingly good.
Snow, Sublimest


I hear the sequal is to die for...


GravatarGreetings GWPDA. All is well in the String household.
Ô¿Ô


Snazzy, mijo! How are the crops?


GravatarI saw this cartoon caption in Hustler years ago of a Roman soldier with a large nail asking Jayzus, "Will you put that other leg on top of the other? I only have one nail left."


GravatarI was disappointed at the lack of sex between Jesus and Mary Magdalene. If you are going to crucify a guy, you ought to give him a final piece of ass.
Snow, Sublimest




Gravatar
If I'm gonna watch someone get nailed, I prefer it to be consensual.


Have you heard this?


Gravatarreprobate: don't even tempt me to go there. atrios would never forgive me.


GravatarIt put a stape into my hand so hard the glove almost tore around the staple when I tried to pull it out.

Oy. That's pretty ghastly.

I ran a Dremel sawblade vertically into my thumb, once. I bet it wasn't as painful as that staple, though.


GravatarIf I'm gonna watch someone get nailed, I prefer it to be consensual.
JeffCO |


NO FLIRTING!


GravatarOoops. Here come the cops. Keep quiet, don't say anything!

Oh shit. He called her sugartits.


GravatarI was disappointed at the lack of sex between Jesus and Mary Magdalene. If you are going to crucify a guy, you ought to give him a final piece of ass.

Director's Cut, man! That Mary Magdalene has a mouth on her, btw. It was like Andrew Dice Clay in drag!


GravatarÔ¿Ô | 08.12.06 - 9:34 pm |

Before Hustler's cartoons became racist and poorly done, there was a cute one where a motorist is jarred after driving past a telephone wire post with a saviour crucified to it.


Gravatar"I saw this cartoon caption in Hustler years ago of a Roman soldier with a large nail asking Jayzus, "Will you put that other leg on top of the other? I only have one nail left.""

Roman Centurian:
"Look, I don't give a damn who your Father is - if you drop that cross ONE MORE TIME, your ass is out of the parade!"

.


Gravataryes, nice of Bushco to pressure the Brits into moving well ahead of their schedule. you see, it's more inportant to deflect the news of the Republican Party's loss f control over Democrats than it is to allow the British law enforcement community the time they need to make sure they've grabbed everybody involved with this "plot". that's the same Bushco that insisted that the british pilot fly to Boston so that americans could arrest the guy on the plane CARRYING A LIQUID BOMB! as if the plane would make it if the bomb actually worked. the Bush regime has given up its humanity entirely for the sake of political gain. dipshit wants to coplain about doctored pictures by supposed "lefty" media photogs (with no attribution, mind you), but ignores the Hitler moustache photoshopped on Howard Dean by the Republican Party on its website? sorry, wingnuts, your hatred of Ameerica and freedom is second only to Osama's, and looks like it may eclipse his.


GravatarSnazzy, mijo! How are the crops?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar


Terrible. Full of coco grass. I can't get rid of it. I plow and everything looks great then it's right back.


GravatarDon't tell us how it ends!

The year Titanic came out, I was at a family part and someone mentioned they'd seen it. One of my young cousins squealed, "Don't tell me how it ends!"


GravatarEveryone knows how it ends. Jesus gets stopped for DUI on the PCH, hurls anti-semetic epithets at the cops, and winds up in the clink. Then the citizens of Malibu crucify him.
res ipsa loquitur


Does he call the BVM "sugar tits"?


GravatarAt the half:
NO 6
TEN 10
.


GravatarI'm watching The Passion of The Christ. It is surprisingly good.
Snow, Sublimest

I hear the sequal is to die for...


The 'So, That Happened' of the Christ?


GravatarI was disappointed at the lack of sex between Jesus and Mary Magdalene.

It's a historical FACT that Jesus and Mary Magdalen screwed and had kids and this FACT led inevitably to Leonardo Da Vinci, the Knights Templar, and a retarded Tom Hanks movie.


Gravatarfrist!


GravatarTerrible. Full of coco grass. I can't get rid of it. I plow and everything looks great then it's right back.
Ô¿Ô


I think of you and your battle every time I sit down and start tearing away at the stuff here. Have you tried pre-emergents? I haven't, simply because it's confined to areas that aren't really required, and that the heat knocks out a lot of it. But you know, every time you plough it, every time I tear it, it sends out its seeds.... What do you think of sowing over it with something meaner?


GravatarThe year Titanic came out, I was at a family part and someone mentioned they'd seen it. One of my young cousins squealed, "Don't tell me how it ends!"

More people went down in that film than in Emmanuelle.


GravatarI ran a Dremel sawblade vertically into my thumb, once. I bet it wasn't as painful as that staple, though.
Phila |


And Molly was worried about Rosie eating a bit of raw bacon.

See? There are worse things...


GravatarNow the cops are laughing as Jesus says the Jews are responsible for all of the wars in the world. And they're drinking his tequila.


GravatarThe 'So, That Happened' of the Christ?

"Christ's Happening, NOW!"


GravatarHeh.

I am so behind the times...Watching Trailer Park Boys at the moment - heelarious!


Gravatarronjazz, you are on fire tonight!



GravatarIt's a historical FACT that Jesus and Mary Magdalen screwed and had kids and this FACT led inevitably to Leonardo Da Vinci, the Knights Templar, and a retarded Tom Hanks movie.

Um, I think you mean Leonardo DiCaprio and he wasn't in Forest Gump. I'm pretty sure...


GravatarHey, matthew! Any luck with that Tampa site?


GravatarIt's a historical FACT that Jesus and Mary Magdalen screwed

Yes, that is why I was diappointed the Romans didn't allow them one last roll before the big send off.


GravatarWhat do you think of sowing over it with something meaner?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar


There were huge weeds several feet tall over it before. My twin wore out a riding lawn mower chopping it down. It still survived. We're going the chemical route next year. Maybe we should 'salt the earth'...


GravatarJesus is going to have a hard time explaining this to the judge, he keeps falling down.


GravatarI shot a 2" air staple through my index finger...it hurt a lot, but not near as much as pulling it out with a pair of pliers


Gravatarronjazz, you are on fire tonight!


I forgot to buy Preparation H. or dipshit ate mine. it is, after all, for assholes.


Gravatarhttp://www.comcast.net/news/ nati...itn_crawfordBBQ


Fuck that Bush Bitch.


Gravatarrip...I've got a little demo for them up at http://hcdec.matthewblog.com


Gravatar"Valerie Duty, a staunch Bush supporter who wore a "This is Bush country, by George!" T-shirt."


Eed-jit!


Gravatarthe Knights Templar

Weird dudes!
Didn't they make the bogus Shroud of Turin?

.


GravatarIt's a historical FACT that Jesus and Mary Magdalen screwed and had kids and this FACT led inevitably to Leonardo Da Vinci, the Knights Templar, and a retarded Tom Hanks movie.

Um, I think you mean Leonardo DiCaprio and he wasn't in Forest Gump. I'm pretty sure...
Ripley |


He wasn't in "The DiVinci Hype", either.


GravatarMaybe we should 'salt the earth'...

When I was growing up we used pickling salt to kill weeds in the patio and driveway. Have you tried covering the weeds with black plastic for a few days?

I'm not sure what you're growing and where the weeds are in there. ??


GravatarI forgot to buy Preparation H. or dipshit ate mine. it is, after all, for assholes.
ronjazz, giod typisst


Maybe an explosive. also.

Whtast a giod typisst?

.


Gravatarone last roll before the big send off.

I don't know this story, and I didn't see the movie, but I'm guessing the romans rolled mary a few times.


Gravatarone last roll before the big send off.

I don't know this story, and I didn't see the movie, but I'm guessing the romans rolled mary a few times.


GravatarThe year Titanic came out, I was at a family part and someone mentioned they'd seen it. One of my young cousins squealed, "Don't tell me how it ends!"

I saw that film when it first came out at the theater with my friend Freddie. He cried throughout it so I missed alot. It's now playing on DirectTV so I saw it again recently and it's a really good movie. Alot of what I missed before I saw. I love movies that you can watch over and over and see different things you missed before.


Gravatar I shot a 2" air staple through my index finger...it hurt a lot, but not near as much as pulling it out with a pair of pliers

I've put a drill bit into the side of my index finger.

The most embarrassing one was a guitar string popping off the stem, as I was winding it on, and embedding itself into my pinky.


GravatarOK, I spoke to soon. Mary Magdalene is now riding Jesus like the hounds of hell were after her. That part is definitely not in the Bible.


GravatarHave you tried covering the weeds with black plastic for a few days?

Or mulch. But it would take more than a few days, I think.


GravatarIf they'd had global warming those people on the Titanic wouldn't have died.


GravatarHave you tried covering the weeds with black plastic for a few days?

I seem to remember a very effective defoliant used in a few southeast asian countries some time back


GravatarC'mon, the Titanic sucked.


GravatarOK, I spoke to soon. Mary Magdalene is now riding Jesus like the hounds of hell were after her.

You may accidentally have picked up The Passions of Jaysoos.


GravatarI seem to remember a very effective defoliant used in a few southeast asian countries some time back

Well geez, I was trying to help Incog avoid the chemical route.


Gravatarmatthew, that's really sharp. I hope you get some business out of it.

Their old site was... awful, is all I can think of. Heh!


GravatarI seem to remember a very effective defoliant used in a few southeast asian countries some time back
::matthew

Pine needles?

.


GravatarC'mon, the Titanic sucked.
James Jesus Rimbaud

yeah, but you'd have to get into you Michael Bolton's greatest hits to find a better theme song


GravatarThat part is definitely not in the Bible.

Maybe not in your version.


Gravatar I shot a 2" air staple through my index finger...it hurt a lot, but not near as much as pulling it out with a pair of pliers

I've put a drill bit into the side of my index finger.


Using a borrowed and unfamilar sewing machine, I sewed straight through my middle finger - while I immediately let go of the foot pedal I did not know which way to turn the wheel, but had to decide before fainting. I took the bet, managed to extract the heavy duty needle and wandered thru the dorm with my hand held high, blood dripping down it, looking for peroxide and bandaids....


GravatarC'mon, the Titanic sucked.
James Jesus Rimbaud

Yeah, it sunked.

.


GravatarMaybe not in your version.

In my copy people begetting busy all over the place.


GravatarCNNOnline

Her son, Lloyd, 47, discovered water leaking from the tree in April. He said it was cool, like it came from the tap.

The only damp spot around the tree trunk is where the water lands.

Mark Peterson, a regional community forester from the Texas Forest Service said he believes it could be a spring, but pointed out that would be rare with the drought conditions this summer.

"If it is a burst pipe their monthly bill would be enormous," Peterson said.

Lucille Pope has started to wonder if the water has special properties.

Her insurance agent dabbed drops of the water on a spider bite and the welt went away, she said.

"I just want to know if it is a healing tree or blessed water," she said. "That's God's water. Nobody knows but God."


That is how this "report" ends.

If the media fails to question bona fide dumbshits like Lucille Pope, why should we expect them to question clever Ivy-league educated lying assholes?


GravatarWhat the fuck....boo boos on parade?


Gravatar
In my copy people begetting busy all over the place.


Heh!


GravatarMy hairy legs itch. My beard, too.


GravatarWell geez, I was trying to help Incog avoid the chemical route.
Molly Ivors, formerly NYM


It's hopeless once you've got coco grass. The old guy who owned the compound before had some black tarp down covering it, trying to get rid of it and it grew up through that. Coco grass invades gardens if you're not careful and you'll never get rid of it.


GravatarHer insurance agent dabbed drops of the water on a spider bite and the welt went away, she said.

maybe he was an insurance salesman...the kind that insure your new beachfront property in Arizona


GravatarNow, scenes from the Last Supper and Jesus is pouring from a bottle of Cuervo. The good stuff.


GravatarHey guess what - if you do nothing to a spider bite the welt will go away too.


GravatarWhy don't you go over to LGF?
Terry C, Outright Partisan | 08.12.06 - 9:25 pm | #

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They laugh at me to.


Gravataratrios, can you roll out eschaton sometime this month? in lieu of ned lamont and all. also, it would help with left wing blogofacist morale as rumour has it many are upset that the terrorists didn't win


GravatarI think coco grass has evolved through evolution to invade human gardens. It goes crazy once you've got it.


Gravatar Hey guess what - if you do nothing to a spider bite the welt will go away too.

Just more proof of Intelligent Design.

Now, about these troll bites... Clorox or 93 octane?


Gravataratrios, can you roll out eschaton sometime this month?

What does this mean?


Gravatar"Valerie Duty, a staunch Bush supporter who wore a "This is Bush country, by George!" T-shirt."

Fascism in America is gonna be really fucking goofy. Not an improvement on the formula? And people will have names like Valerie Duty.


GravatarWhen you read a troll comment 3x and it still makes no sense...


Gravatar atrios, can you roll out eschaton sometime this month? i

Don't drink and troll.


GravatarWe're going the chemical route next year. Maybe we should 'salt the earth'...
Ô¿Ô


TAKE IT OUT!

Then, next year, you can start putting in clover and follow it up with beans to fix the nitrogen and reclaim it. But the damned stuff has got to go. Here, I'm exactly at the stage where I'm gonna just take out the old dirt and bring in nice clean stuff. Not that it will matter, so long as the areas are touched by flood irrigation of course....


GravatarWell, Incog, you can grow stuff through the landscaping cloth: that's the point of it. But some 5 mil black plastic--that'll kill whatever is uner it.

My dad used to lay strips if it across the garden, then cut a small x's in it to plant seedlings through it. It seemed to work pretty well, actually.


GravatarNow, about these troll bites... Clorox or 93 octane?

The best way to deal with those bites is to shoot the trolls in the head before they can get their teeth in ya.


Gravatarif you do nothing to a spider bite the welt will go away too.

That's ridiculous. The last time I bit a spider it just tore in half, there were no "welts."


GravatarHey guess what - if you do nothing to a spider bite the welt will go away too.
JeffCO

NO! You must praise Jesus!

Or go to an insurance agent.

.


GravatarWell, Incog, you can grow stuff through the landscaping cloth:

That works for me - really well, and I have fertile ground.


Gravatar"Valerie Duty, a staunch Bush supporter who wore a "This is Bush country, by George!" T-shirt."

Fascism in America is gonna be really fucking goofy. Not an improvement on the formula? And people will have names like Valerie Duty.
Peeperkorn Unbound |


More like "Doody."

As in "shit for brains."


GravatarThe best way to deal with those bites is to shoot the trolls in the head before they can get their teeth in ya.

who let g. gordon liddy in here


GravatarHer son, Lloyd, 47, discovered water leaking from the tree in April. He said it was cool, like it came from the tap.
...
"If it is a burst pipe their monthly bill would be enormous," Peterson said


I saw that article too, and thought it was pretty dumb. The total amount of water involved is about the same amount as a leaky faucet washer, which wouldn't add that much to the water bill. And if the leak was in the part of the line before the meter, it wouldn't register at all.

I'm vacillating between hoax and leaky water pipe buried in the roots just beneath the tree.


Gravatar &: ^: %:


Gravatar


GravatarThis post needs to be repeated. It's that good. I would like to force all democratic politicians to memorize it, at the cost of their job, and test them regularly to see if they've sufficiently learned it.
Here ya go...


looks like dipshit might have found some evidence that the mainstream media is less than pure. election night of '00 already sealed that deal, fool. nothing you come up with changes the fact that your party failed to defend the US on 9/11, illegally attacked the wrong country, is in the process of losing that stupid war, while at the same time destroying the economy for most Americans and making the world a more dangerous place for all Americans, especially those in uniform. all you guys do well and consistently is fail. oh, and lie about it. you have nothinbg left except your little strawboys, and 2/3 of America, and 90% of the rest of the world, ain't buying. you're finished, dipshit, AVE, coggy. finished, washed up, irrelevant. Even mAnn Coulter admitted on national television last night that the republicans are finished in '06.
ronjazz


Gravatar"Valerie Duty, a staunch Bush supporter who wore a "This is Bush country, by George!"

So, she like lives near a lot of bad strip clubs, is that it?

The only people still hyped on Georgie Boy are stone fuckin' idiots.


GravatarWhen you read a troll comment 3x and it still makes no sense...
JeffCO

Heard of scroll?

.


Gravatar*: :*


Gravatar
That's ridiculous. The last time I bit a spider it just tore in half, there were no "welts."


Mmmm, that's some tender spider. I take it you're a medium/rare spider guy.


GravatarMy hairy legs itch. My beard, too.
Terry C, Outright Partisan | 08.12.06 - 9:53 pm | #


Ah, yes.

The namestealing troll's "ideal" of the liberal woman.

Tsk tsk!

Shame it will never know a woman's touch.


GravatarMmmm, that's some tender spider. I take it you're a medium/rare spider guy.

It's tricky to get it just right.


GravatarWhen you read a troll comment 3x and it still makes no sense...

Dude, don't do that. Read a troll comment thrree times and you could conjure Cheetojuice.


GravatarTom Cruise will allow of all people David and Victoria Beckham to see the "baby," provided of course they follow the rules, which include no baby talk.


GravatarHeard of scroll?

Rage against the lying of the right.


GravatarWhat does this mean?
yark | 08.12.06 - 9:57 pm | #

a comment was made by a bush spokesperson a couple of years back
about not rolling out new product in August. something to that effect.


GravatarTom Cruise will allow of all people David and Victoria Beckham to see the "baby," provided of course they follow the rules, which include no baby talk.

That's gonna be a little hard for Victoria, I think, since that's about all she can handle these days, what with being half in the bag most of the time.


GravatarI was wearing a banana spider for several minutes while cleaning the garage today...didn't think to bit it in half...but I'm pretty sure it was thinking along those lines


GravatarCheetojuice

And that's why Thers gets the fertile women.


GravatarWesley Clark's recent WSJ OpEd:

...
It’s been easy for some of the media to talk disparagingly about “bloggers,” but it’s also misleading. For the anti-Lieberman vote in Connecticut wasn’t just bloggers. The public doesn’t have to live with the reminders of old sentiments, jingoistic pronouncements, or votes in the House or Senate. Instead, the public is free to observe, listen and judge. And that judgment has been passed, especially on Iraq: The war was a mistake. Flawed intelligence, overly optimistic planning (or in some cases, none at all) and grandiose geostrategic designs, hyperinflated rhetoric about democracy, and perhaps raw political advantage. Whatever. The public hasn’t quite sorted it out—but they know a failure when they see one. And Iraq, as well as the larger Middle East policy, is such a failure.
...
http://securingamerica.com/node/1329

Clark rulz!
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GravatarDude, don't do that. Read a troll comment thrree times and you could conjure Cheetojuice.

Read it twice more after that and your conjure Doritoman.


GravatarHey guess what - if you do nothing to a spider bite the welt will go away too.
JeffCO

NO! You must praise Jesus!

Or go to an insurance agent.


Forget Jesus. You must panic, go to the nearest doctor and pharmacist and buy an expensive toxic remedy.


GravatarTom Cruise and his cloven-hooved little hellspawn can go fuck themselves. I'm through trifling with the forces of evil.


GravatarTom Cruise will allow of all people David and Victoria Beckham to see the "baby," provided of course they follow the rules, which include no baby talk.
yark |


So long as Dave doesn't try to kick it.


GravatarWell, Incog, you can grow stuff through the landscaping cloth:

That works for me - really well, and I have fertile ground.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


What Incog is calling 'coco grass' I call bermuda - and the damned stuff is so invasive that it's a killer. I've cleaned out beds and laid landscape cloth over it and two months later had nothing but a rich new crop of bermuda. Every time you tamper with it the seeds are flung left and right - so the ground looks cleared, but it's actually sown. It thrives in heat - that's why it's brought in to LA and AZ - so unlike other things summer doesn't kill it off. It creeps. I swear to Chuy, the answer is to use as many chemicals as necessary and lay it bare - and then bring in things even more aggressive. Or pave it.


GravatarSo long as Dave doesn't try to kick it.

Bend it like Beckham!


GravatarGolden Silk Spiders Nephila clavipes --the harmless Banana Spiders. Their bite is milder than a bee sting. Do not confuse them with the aggressive brown banana spiders from South America who are VERY DANGEROUS!

http://www.shadygrovetrainingcen..._gallery.htm% 00


GravatarRead it twice more after that and your conjure Doritoman.

Those guys suck! Oh yeah!


Gravatar hyperinflated rhetoric about democracy

Hizbollah has a political party operating in the Lebanon democracy.

So much for democracy.


GravatarG/son finally sound asleep. Shhhh!


GravatarThe only people still hyped on Georgie Boy are stone fuckin' idiots.
Supreme Commander Thor


Valerie Doody's probably one of the folks who got a big tax cut.


GravatarRage against the lying of the right.
JeffCO

Yeah but that's not them. Just a fucking fool, trying to fuck us up.

ignore.

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GravatarI swear to Chuy, the answer is to use as many chemicals as necessary and lay it bare - and then bring in things even more aggressive. Or pave it.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar |


Would that work on trolls, I wonder?


GravatarGWPDA,
Is this what they call Bermuda grass in Florida? Sort of tufty, sends out shoots all over the place?


GravatarHey Pitch.


GravatarNo more cheeto.......... well no more of it.

One more posting and that yellow skined, round headed, dead to the democrats thing with its wide mouthy grin will appear and it will drone on and on and on about how it lost its election........


GravatarAnd that's why Thers gets the fertile women.

Oy, don't think I could handle more than one...


Gravatarpigboy...my wife won't let me kill them, so I have relocated 50 or so from out front porch and garage areas...poisonous or not, those girls are nasty looking


GravatarG/son finally sound asleep. Shhhh!

SP's out too, drunk off his ass on mother's milk.

Rosie, on the other hand, is shouting into a fan because she likes the way it makes her voice sound.


GravatarTom Friedman is also a force of evil. Fuck him too.


GravatarIt’s been easy for some of the media to talk disparagingly about “bloggers,” but it’s also misleading.

Heywood has a really good post about bloggers and the 'Oh! Bloggers!' crowd at Hammer of the Blogs.

First they came for the Bloggers

.


Gravatar Rage against the lying of the right.
JeffCO


Damnation, but that was a brilliant play!

Well done, JeffCO


Gravatar
Oy, don't think I could handle more than one...


We could use one to clean the house.


GravatarGWPDA, killing Bermuda grass is work. Try shading it. That's the ultimate control.

I had a tropical garden in Phoenix in the shade that had zero bermuda. Kentia, Selloum, cycads, schefflera, etc. Sucked up lots of water, but at least the developers didn't get to use my share...conservation is a sham.


GravatarRosie, on the other hand, is shouting into a fan because she likes the way it makes her voice sound.
Molly Ivors, formerly NYM


Future sound engineer?


Gravatar GWPDA,
Is this what they call Bermuda grass in Florida? Sort of tufty, sends out shoots all over the place?
Molly Ivors, formerly NYM


You betcha. You pull it up and up and up and get to the main node and you can't quite dig that up.... And so all is lost.


GravatarSpoiler Alert. The ending is a fade to black screen with the words Directed by Mel Gibson appearing.


Gravatarpigboy...my wife won't let me kill them, so I have relocated 50 or so from out front porch and garage areas...poisonous or not, those girls are nasty looking
::matthew | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 10:10 pm | #

Are you kiddin,,,,, I'd call a swat team for something like that, dangerous or not


GravatarWe've mentioned this before, but there is a really interesting WTC construction conspiracy theory that still affects us all. There are plenty of corners cut in construction, and in the case of the WTC -- a super special project only built after permission was secured to totally ignore building safety codes, involving an unprecedented scale -- the structure was probably far weaker than was guessed. Indeed, because of the uniqueness of the buildings, the confident analogs chanted by the "truth projecters" are impossible.


GravatarSP's out too, drunk off his ass on mother's milk.

His mom fed G/son just before they went out, but he was fussy, so I thought maybe he was still a big hungry. Fixed a bottle of the formula that they left (G/son is breast fed, but the bottle of breast milk got left at home by mistake, so they stopped and picked up formula). Big mistake. I have never seen anyone so angry in my entire life as G/son was when he got a big mouthfull of not-breast-milk. Really, really angry. Really. Angry.


GravatarI find a shopvac the best way to deal with colonies of spiders.


GravatarFor a mild-mannered, harmless type that banana spider is scary as hell.


GravatarHecate - Look up for "Crosswalk". It is good. Treading and using your arms and upper body at the same time. Excruciatingly dull, but on a padded surface. Loadbearing!


GravatarIncog, life is grand. Loud Obbs is questioning 9/11.


Gravatar"The other major story to come out of the Lamont campaign was the influence of bloggers, particularly a small cadre of anti-war bloggers who vigorously supported Lamont. I was annoyed by the usurpation of bandwidth by the Lamont story because some of my favorite morning reads -- www.dailykos.com, www.atrios.blogspot.com, www.talkingpointsmemo.com -- became heavily involved in the minutiae of the campaign, and a lot of other stories just got lost. Throw in the attention paid to the Mel Gibson nonstory -- really, the anti-Semites of significance these days are the ones running entire nations, like President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran -- and you've got a less colorful and diverse blogosphere."


Oh, isn't that shame that the blogs don't cover the topics that HE wants covered?


GravatarI find a shopvac the best way to deal with colonies of spiders.

I impose huge tariffs on their trade.


GravatarSully is sounding like a blogofascist

[Lieberman] is a pompous, self-righteous ass. His moralising and self-importance, his lame performance in the 2000 election (which gave him an even more inflated sense of his own gravitas), and his enmeshment with the Washington establishment, does not fit the mood of a restive electorate.


GravatarOy. And the music from Stargate. Shit.


Gravatarblog or no, lieberman was going to lose,


GravatarNever liked the Simpson sisters or understood their appeal, but after reading this, you will feel sorry for them.


GravatarHecate,
SP's been refusing breast milk from the bottle lately; no idea why. Thers opines that he dislikes the temperature. But he gets a formula bottle a couple times a week to no ill effect.


Gravatar Try shading it. That's the ultimate control.

What is this "Shade" of which you speak?


GravatarI find a shopvac the best way to deal with colonies of spiders

You all will laugh, but I find that if I ask the spiders really nicely to move outside, within a day, they generally do. Once I had one that was too scary and so I sprayed it with bug spray and killed it, but 90 percent of the time, I just ask them to leave. In the yard, I let them alone.


GravatarI find a shopvac the best way to deal with colonies of spiders

You all will laugh, but I find that if I ask the spiders really nicely to move outside, within a day, they generally do. Once I had one that was too scary and so I sprayed it with bug spray and killed it, but 90 percent of the time, I just ask them to leave. In the yard, I let them alone.


GravatarFrom the "heartland":

http://www.comcast.net/news/ nati...itn_wantedbyFBI


The nut didn't fall far from the tree here.


GravatarFor a mild-mannered, harmless type that banana spider is scary as hell.

Reason #157 I will not lie in a banana hammock.


GravatarYou all will laugh, but I find that if I ask the spiders really nicely to move outside, within a day, they generally do. Once I had one that was too scary and so I sprayed it with bug spray and killed it, but 90 percent of the time, I just ask them to leave. In the yard, I let them alone.
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed


They listen better than the trolls do.


GravatarIn the yard, I let them alone.

Oh, absolutely. Outside they can have. Inside, not so much. The garage is negotiable.


GravatarSo much for democracy.
Pitchforks & Torches - 10:07 pm


of what part of it don't you approve?

just askin'...
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Gravatarthanks DAD.... what a fuckin creep.. what a thing to say about your own kid.

Joe Simpson has often displayed boundary issues in the process of turning his daughters, Jessica, 26, and Ashlee, 21, into sexual commodities ("She's got double Ds!" Joe told GQ of Jessica's bust in 2004. "You can't cover those suckers up!")


Gravatar I find a shopvac the best way to deal with colonies of spiders.

You'd make a lot more money if you convinced the nation that the spiders were involved in 9/11 and invaded their colony and tried to arrest anyone who disagreed with you.

Just sayin...


Gravatara comment was made by a bush spokesperson a couple of years back
about not rolling out new product in August. something to that effect.
matt sludge | 08.12.06 - 10:04 pm | #


It was made in 2002 about the invasion of Iraq.

Why did the Administration wait until September to make its case against Iraq? White House chief of staff Andrew Card told The New York Times last week, ``From a marketing point of view, you don't introduce new products in August


GravatarReason #157 I will not lie in a banana hammock.

(bites hole through tongue)


GravatarDid someone say banana?

http://gprime.net/flash.php/bananaphone


GravatarThe garage is negotiable.

You wouldn't think so if you started inexorably shrinking and had to fight for a crumb of old cake.


GravatarYou'd make a lot more money if you convinced the nation that the spiders were involved in 9/11 and invaded their colony and tried to arrest anyone who disagreed with you.

I really need to be more calculating.


GravatarWhat is this "Shade" of which you speak?

He's the black private dick who gets all the chicks.

Wait.. that's not right...


Gravatar[Lieberman] is a pompous, self-righteous ass.

True enough, but that's awful rich, coming from Sullivan.


GravatarYou all will laugh, but I find that if I ask the spiders really nicely to move outside, within a day, they generally do. Once I had one that was too scary and so I sprayed it with bug spray and killed it, but 90 percent of the time, I just ask them to leave. In the yard, I let them alone.
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed


My latest edition of Hope Blogging suggests cheap alcohol...


GravatarThe only spiders i don't leave alone are Black Widows...

period...

any other arachnid basically has safe passage in Konopelli Kennel
.


GravatarGWPDA, I had a shade cloth on frame, which is impractical for a yard infested with Bermuda. It's ugly, but try black plastic right on top of the grass in midsummer, it'll cook the Bermuda. Water it again, the new shoots will come up, put the plastic back in place, killing the new shoots. Rinse, repeat until you can plug it with St.Augustine grass.


Gravatarany other arachnid basically has safe passage in Konopelli Kennel
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WoodyGuthriesDolchstossblog | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 10:21 pm | #


"If you want to live and thrive,
Let a spider run alive."


GravatarSP's been refusing breast milk from the bottle lately; no idea why.

Maybe he figures that if he's going to have breast milk he might as well get the entire breast effect, i.e., the warm boob that smells like mum in the face?


GravatarOh, isn't that shame that the blogs don't cover the topics that HE wants covered?

And when was the last time Atrios devoted space to the politics of dancing or mmm mmm feeling good?


GravatarTHIS is tacky!

http://www.nationalcollectorsmin...%7C1699& id=4689


GravatarPhila, I read that article at TH. Odd that someone thougt of that but more power to 'em!


GravatarTHIS is tacky!

http://www.nationalcollectorsmin...%7C1699& id=4689


Is it wrong to stand those towers up on the coin and then toss paper airplanes at them?

Man, that's some strange shit there. Who in their right mind--

Oh, yeah. Bush supporters.


GravatarHoly crap! That's a banana spider?

(shudder)


GravatarYou all will laugh, but I find that if I ask the spiders really nicely to move outside, within a day, they generally do. Once I had one that was too scary and so I sprayed it with bug spray and killed it, but 90 percent of the time, I just ask them to leave. In the yard, I let them alone.
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed


I do not laugh at this at all. Like WGG, I tolerate all spiders, even in the house. When they are spinning in an area I need for my space, I do the same thing.


GravatarThe 2 year old is learning a lesson now about fingers and fans...


GravatarJoe Simpson has often displayed boundary issues in the process of turning his daughters, Jessica, 26, and Ashlee, 21, into sexual commodities ("She's got double Ds!" Joe told GQ of Jessica's bust in 2004. "You can't cover those suckers up!")
pigboy


He's a fucking pig.

No ifs, ands or buts about it.


GravatarMaybe he figures that if he's going to have breast milk he might as well get the entire breast effect,

Well, yeah.


GravatarHoly crap! That's a banana spider?

(shudder)
Molly Ivors, formerly NYM

Those are big suckers!


GravatarThe 2 year old is learning a lesson now about fingers and fans...

Are you sure it's not Ripley?


GravatarI do not laugh at this at all. Like WGG, I tolerate all spiders, even in the house. When they are spinning in an area I need for my space, I do the same thing.
Diane


Hah! This is why I support the entire Gecko population of North Central Phoenix!


Gravatar The 2 year old is learning a lesson now about fingers and fans...


Not to go all fanboi but.. We love you, 2YO!

I hope it doesn't go to her head.


GravatarIs it wrong to stand those towers up on the coin and then toss paper airplanes at them?

Man, that's some strange shit there. Who in their right mind--

Oh, yeah. Bush supporters.
Supreme Commander Thor


I just saw the commercial on TV.

Really, really tacky!


Gravatarmary...I'm suprised you didn't encounter them when in FL...Banana spiders are big nasty creatures and will eat your cat if they stray too close


Gravatarmary...I'm suprised you didn't encounter them when in FL...Banana spiders are big nasty creatures and will eat your cat if they stray too close


Gravatar"Reason #157 I will not lie in a banana hammock."

I had to look up banana hammock. I am disappointed. Hammock good, speedo bad.

There would be no point lying in one, with the banana on display like that.


GravatarI don't have a problem with spiders. I get the occasional one in my apartment and never do anything about it.

Rodents are another matter entirely.


Gravatarhttp://gprime.net/flash.php/bananaphone
Terry C, Outright Partisan

DO NOT EVER DO THAT AGAIN!

(i could have been there for hours)

.


GravatarThe 2 year old is learning a lesson now about fingers and fans...

They grow back at that age, don't they?


GravatarRosie, on the other hand, is shouting into a fan because she likes the way it makes her voice sound.
Molly Ivors, formerly NYM - 10:10 pm


S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-o-o d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-o-o-o-o-o I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...


GravatarLawn obsessives give me Grandpa flashbacks. So fucking meticulous about his lawn that he set up trip-wires so the neighborhood kids would fall on their faces if they tried to cross it at night. No shit. I chipped a tooth when I was ten doing the same. Nowadays, when I come across the type, I make night visits to plant some purple loosetrife.


GravatarWhat is this "Shade" of which you speak?

He's the black private dick who gets all the chicks.

Wait.. that's not right...
Ripley


"Well, we can dig it........!"


GravatarLookit the expression on this cat's face.


GravatarSo much for democracy.
Pitchforks & Torches - 10:07 pm

of what part of it don't you approve?

just askin'...


Duh-bya is justifying his war on bringing democracy to the Middle East... and Hizbollah is making inroads in Lebanon using that very political idea...


GravatarSpeaking of strange and from Arizona:

Two talk show hosts at KUPD radio could face animal cruelty charges from the Maricopa County Sheriff’s office if they don’t stop encouraging acts of animal abuse and bestiality, officials said Friday.

The warning came from Sheriff Joe Arpaio after the hosts paid a listener $550 to eat peanut butter off the rectum of an English Bulldog, according to authorities.

Arpaio said this was the second time he had warned John Holmberg and Brady Bogen about criminal prosecution.
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In February, he investigated but filed no charges against the hosts for telling listeners to steal from and set Valley gas stations on fire in retaliation for high prices.

KUPD had no comment on the warnings.

Arpaio said a bestiality law in Arizona takes effect on Aug. 24 that could make the hosts' actions a felony.


GravatarThey grow back at that age, don't they?
JeffCO


speaking of molting...


GravatarI had to look up banana hammock. I am disappointed. Hammock good, speedo bad.

There would be no point lying in one, with the banana on display like that.


Unless you were expecting a visit from the Plumber/Landscaping/Pizza Ladies...

bow bow chika chika bow bow chika chika


GravatarI don't listen to KUPD. I'm strictly a Peakerhead at this stage.


GravatarGood night,you damned, dirty, hippy liberals!


Gravatarmary...I'm suprised you didn't encounter them when in FL...Banana spiders are big nasty creatures and will eat your cat if they stray too close

Nope. Rats, snakes, palmetto bugs, lizards... but no comically huge spiders.


Gravatar Sully is sounding like a blogofascist


Hahahaha. I read that as Sully is sounding like a fatass on first glance.


Gravatar...er, blogofatass


GravatarBermuda grass is THE armageddon plant. It'll survive drought, nuclear war, even Evan Mecham.


GravatarOne of the most interesting things about Philip K Dick is he has this incredible humanity you don't normally find in sci-fi authors, but it manifests itself, often, in mercy towards spiders. A poignant dark humor moment in Scanner Darkly had a "straight" quaternary character exclaiming, after avoiding a spider in fear of its poison, "if I knew it was harmless I would've killed it myself." And again in Do Androids Dream, there is a scene where a human shows compassion to a spider and an android does not.


GravatarThe 2 year old is learning a lesson now about fingers and fans...

They grow back at that age, don't they?


It's a plastic fan.


GravatarAnd in Michigan, home of the swelling GOP right to life buttholes:

Police: Mother gives daughter to boyfriend for sex

MUSKEGON HEIGHTS, Michigan (AP) -- A woman who feared she would lose her boyfriend while she recuperated from surgery arranged for her 15-year-old daughter to have sex with him, authorities said.

Police said the three signed an agreement specifying the sexual services the girl would perform and the compensation she would receive, including clothing and body piercings. The 37-year-old man and the girl had sex about 20 times over two months, police said.

"It's incredible that any parent would be involved in such a blatant case of abuse against her own daughter," prosecutor Tony Tague told The Muskegon Chronicle for a story published Thursday.

Authorities investigated after the girl talked to another adult, said police Detective Calvin Mahan.

The woman was freed on $25,000 bond after being arraigned on three counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct.

The boyfriend, Michael J. Fitzgibbon, was being held without bail. He was arraigned last week on six counts of first-degree criminal sexual conduct.

It was unclear Thursday whether Fitzgibbon had an attorney.


GravatarBermuda grass is THE armageddon plant. It'll survive drought, nuclear war, even Evan Mecham.
Pitchforks & Torches


Yeah, but livestock love eating it but they wont eat coco grass because the edges are sharp. It cuts their tongues.


GravatarArpaio said a bestiality law in Arizona takes effect on Aug. 24 that could make the hosts' actions a felony.
Supreme Commander Thor


Any woman who allows him to fuck her is guilty of bestiality.


GravatarDid someone just post something about bananas eating pussies?


GravatarPolice: Mother gives daughter to boyfriend for sex

MUSKEGON HEIGHTS, Michigan (AP) -- A woman who feared she would lose her boyfriend while she recuperated from surgery arranged for her 15-year-old daughter to have sex with him, authorities said.


Unfucking believable!


GravatarHoly crap! That's a banana spider?

Last summer I went for a walk in my woods, and ran in to 4, count 'em, 4 of those things. They love to spin a web between two trees in a shady spot, where it's hard to see. I now go about waving a stick ahead of me, if I'm under the trees. Looks a bit silly, but I purely hates spiders, especially ones that weigh more than I do.


GravatarIt's a plastic fan.
Thers


I like talk into a fan.

.


GravatarIt's a plastic fan. -Thers

How will they learn anything that way?


Gravatareeeeeeek! Palmetto bugs! Those bastards freak me out. I was on vacation in Hilton Head one year with friends and found one in my suitcase while unpacking. I lost it so bad over that flying monster that I broke a lamp and nearly broke the door down trying to get away from it. {{{shudder}}}


GravatarAny woman who allows him to fuck her is guilty of bestiality.

Radio guys like this are only a step away from being child molesting clowns as it is, but goddamn, you gotta be some dumb fuckin' idiot to lick the butt of a dog for $550. I mean, come on!


GravatarHell hath no fury like the udder disdain of a suckling for the bottle.


Gravatarfrom sirotablog:

He Was For the War Before He Was Against It And Then For It Again

It’s official: Joe Lieberman, in the words of Office Space, represents all that is soulless and wrong in politics. I say that not because of his votes for the Iraq War, his willingness or to sellout ordinary citizens’ economic interests, or even his gross exploitation of Connecticut election law loopholes that allow him to ignore voters. I say that because he is now - more than almost any politician in recent memory - going on record as being willing to say absolutely anything to hang onto power. And when I mean anything, I really mean anything.

read the rest - it's good!!


GravatarThe warning came from Sheriff Joe Arpaio after the hosts paid a listener $550 to eat peanut butter off the rectum of an English Bulldog, according to authorities.

I don't see this as particularly cruel ... to the Bulldog.


GravatarThe woman was freed on $25,000 bond after being arraigned on three counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct.

What. the. FUCK?!?

Almost 20 years ago, I spent a night in jail for open container, because I didn't have $80 cash on me for bond.

Jesus...


GravatarCNN leads off a report on the Middle East with the number (19) of Israeli soldiers now dead. No mention of Lebanese civilians.


GravatarUnfucking believable!
Terry C,


Ya know? There are just some things I wish I never knew.


GravatarDave Pratt was the ultimate hateful, homophobic, bigoted, violence-inciting asshole to ever grace the Phoenix airwaves. KUPD hosted him for years.


GravatarYeah, but livestock love eating it but they wont eat coco grass because the edges are sharp. It cuts their tongues.
Ô¿Ô


Those sharp edges - Arthur always enjoys a little salad before dinner, and likes to take a mouthful of that damned stuff. As we know, the intestinal tracks of doggies are quite short - and of shar-pei especially. Sometimes he doesn't chew very thoroughly. There can be such pain! It's why he concedes that sometimes he needs me - I can make the sharp terrible hurt stop.


GravatarBermuda grass is THE armageddon plant. It'll survive drought, nuclear war, even Evan Mecham.
Pitchforks & Torches


Yupon. Certified nuclear weapon resistant. Only nice thing about it is it's evergreen. If you want to control it, though, keep a bulldozer handy, because it's heart is bel;ow ground, and cutting off the head does no good. Zombie trees...


GravatarCNN leads off a report on the Middle East with the number (19) of Israeli soldiers now dead. No mention of Lebanese civilians

Doesn't matter. It's the same dozen or so bodies trucked from one part of the country to another.

[/winger bullshit]


Gravatar

Did someone just post something about bananas eating pussies?


It's better than this...


GravatarUnfucking believable!
Terry C,

Ya know? There are just some things I wish I never knew.
bigvic


I'd like to meet that "mother."

I just wanna shake her throat.


GravatarThis is Lieberputz to a 'T':

This is the behavior of someone who has no moral compass - a person who will literally change his position about war and peace at any given moment if he thinks it would be politically beneficial to him, a person who clearly cares far more about his own political hide than about the young men and women in the armed forces he helped send over to Iraq to die. It should disgust not only war critics, but all Americans, because it shows exactly how corrupted a politician can become after spending 18 years in the Washington bubble.


GravatarI've got your banana phone right here.

Direct dial, if you like.


GravatarHa ha...Phoenix and environs...trailer parks....crystal meth addicts...probably could of found a thousand people in the listening audience willing to lick a bulldogs ass. Such is the degeneracy of Amerika.


GravatarAnd MORE red state goodness:

Minister, Wife Charged In Child Porn Case

NEWARK, Ohio -- An Ohio pastor and his wife have been charged with possessing almost a dozen tapes of graphic child pornography.

David Waser Sr., 52, and his 54-year-old wife, Judy, have lived in Newark for five years, while he serves as the minister at the Second Church of Christ next door. They have now been arrested and accused of receiving and possessing child pornography.

Police said that in June, David Waser Sr. paid $130 for 11 hard-core child pornography videos on the Internet. Some involved children as young as 4 years old.

Officials said an undercover postal inspector followed the tapes to the home, and found one that was already in the VCR.

In a federal hearing on Wednesday, the investigator testified that both Waser Sr. and his wife admitted to wanting to watch the tapes.

The investigator said Waser Sr. even admitted to fondling 10- to 12-year-old girls for the past 37 years, and as recently as a few weeks before his arrest. The postal official said the pastor admitted exposing himself to children at church camp and pretending it was an accident.

The couple's son said he's shocked by the allegations, WCMH-TV in Columbus, Ohio, reported.

Dave Waser Jr., 19, returned from college to learn that his parents were being arrested.

"I didn't know what to think. I just started to break down and started to cry," he said.

Waser Jr. said he grew up listening to his father teach the Bible.

"He's just a really good person, sweet and honest. He's never done this before," he said.

Waser Sr. will be held in jail until the trial. Judy Waser will remain on house arrest.

If convicted, they could each face 30 years in prison.


And you have to see what their morons look like by clicking here Holy Christ!


GravatarAnd what will Jon Stewart's crew make of this one next week?

Hizbollah guerrillas shot down an Israeli helicopter in southern Lebanon on Saturday using what they said was a new type of missile.

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The Israeli army said it was the first aircraft shot down in Lebanon since its war with Hizbollah erupted on July 12.

Israeli media said there were casualties but did not say how many. A Hizbollah statement said the helicopter was shot down in a valley near the southern village of Yater, 6 km (4 miles) north of the border at 10 p.m. (1900 GMT).

The statement said the missile was called a "Waad."


GravatarIt's a plastic fan. -Thers

How will they learn anything that way?
JeffCO


Fans never learn anything anyway.


GravatarI'd like to meet that "mother."

I just wanna shake her throat.
Terry C


And kick her ASS!


GravatarIt's a plastic fan. -Thers

Oh, man, that's no fun...


GravatarThe statement said the missile was called a "Waad."

It's over. They shot their waad.

[sorry, someone had to say it]


GravatarMore Red State goodness:

NEWARK, Ohio -- An Ohio pastor and his wife have been charged with possessing almost a dozen tapes of graphic child pornography.

David Waser Sr., 52, and his 54-year-old wife, Judy, have lived in Newark for five years, while he serves as the minister at the Second Church of Christ next door. They have now been arrested and accused of receiving and possessing child pornography.

Police said that in June, David Waser Sr. paid $130 for 11 hard-core child pornography videos on the Internet. Some involved children as young as 4 years old. Officials said an undercover postal inspector followed the tapes to the home, and found one that was already in the VCR.

In a federal hearing on Wednesday, the investigator testified that both Waser Sr. and his wife admitted to wanting to watch the tapes. The investigator said Waser Sr. even admitted to fondling 10- to 12-year-old girls for the past 37 years, and as recently as a few weeks before his arrest. The postal official said the pastor admitted exposing himself to children at church camp and pretending it was an accident.

The couple's son said he's shocked by the allegations, WCMH-TV in Columbus, Ohio, reported.

Dave Waser Jr., 19, returned from college to learn that his parents were being arrested. "I didn't know what to think. I just started to break down and started to cry," he said. Waser Jr. said he grew up listening to his father teach the Bible. "He's just a really good person, sweet and honest. He's never done this before," he said.

Waser Sr. will be held in jail until the trial. Judy Waser will remain on house arrest.

If convicted, they could each face 30 years in prison.


And Click Here to see these two beauties. Holy Christ!


Gravataranyways


GravatarSpeaking of Joe, I caught his Phoenix-like web rejuvenation today. And, oh my!, did he change his message quickly!

Uh, Hartford - we have a problem

Then go look at his shiny new site!

Joe2006

Dreeeeeeamy.....


GravatarThe waadayn, or first two waads, are the largest, but as Maupassant has observed, you can fit in twenty more waads a day because they are not on the same scale as the waadayn.


GravatarThe waadayn, or first two waads, are the largest, but as Maupassant has observed, you can fit in twenty more waads a day because they are not on the same scale as the waadayn.

Say waad?


Gravatarbut the article omitted Lieberman's statement, made at the same appearance, that using national security issues for political purposes is "just unacceptable and in my opinion un-American."

Go Joe, Go!

WhoooHoooo!!!!!


GravatarThe warning came from Sheriff Joe Arpaio after the hosts paid a listener $550 to eat peanut butter off the rectum of an English Bulldog, according to authorities.

I don't see this as particularly cruel ... to the Bulldog.
Mark B. in Austin Texas


It's gross, but not cruel.

Then again, Joe Arpaio loves throwing his weight around.


GravatarAnd Click Here to see these two beauties. Holy Christ!
Supreme Commander Thor


(Runs from the room, screaming in terror)


Gravatarbut the article omitted Lieberman's statement, made at the same appearance, that using national security issues for political purposes is "just unacceptable and in my opinion un-American."

They left out the part where he said that it was OK for him and his Republican allies to do it.


GravatarThis is the behavior of someone who has no moral compass - a person who will literally change his position about war and peace at any given moment if he thinks it would be politically beneficial to him, a person who clearly cares far more about his own political hide than about the young men and women in the armed forces he helped send over to Iraq to die.

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There's a word that describes someone like that - what is it...what is it... Oh, right - "unprincipled".


GravatarFor purchase: Johnny Depp and Verbinski commission celebrity pirate music CD


GravatarThere's a word that describes someone like that - what is it...what is it... Oh, right - "unprincipled".

Strangely enough, there's a picture of Joe next to 'unprincipled' in the dictionary. He just replaced Cheney.


Gravatar anyways
Ô¿Ô


Yes. We were speaking about crops? How'd you all do with those fruit trees that were bearing so heavily?


GravatarGo Joe, Go!

The slump by the courthouse with windburn skin - that man could give a fuck about the grin on your face as you walk by, randy as a goat.


GravatarHere's one with "law suit" written all over it from up St. Paul way:

"A man that was put in jail for failing to have proof of his insurance has died after he was assaulted by another inmate with a handicap railing." ... "Moyle Family members say that the Sheriff explained to them that Christianson took a handicap railing off of a stall in the bathroom, took it to the cell where Moyle was sleeping with his back turned to Christianson, and then Christianson simply beat Moyle to death."


Gravatarso when does joe loose committe assignments? shoulda been last wednesday...


GravatarBTW, I'm too chickenshit to ever want to hold hands with a tarantula, but I'm gratified to find others who don't squish spiders on principle. I like them-- at least the tiny ones who appear here and there. They're innocuous and elegant. It helps to be an indifferent housekeeper, I suppose.

Fortunately, I haven't had many bugs in the house other than spiders since I've lived here. But I'll even try to catch and release the occasional waterbug outside instead of going for the on-sight kill. (I happily kill flies if convenient, and would applaud their extinction, so I'm not exactly Buddha yet.)

I'm not trying to take any particular credit for this; it's a self-indulgence possible because I live alone. I do want to mention, though, that I think that my distaste for killing has increased in the past few years as a response to all of the wanton death, injury, and mortal mayhem let loose during this dark Interregnum of the Unitard™ .

I truly feel sickened when I feel that twinge to stomp, and have developed the conceit that not wantonly stomping negligible critters lowers the rate of increase of the world's toxic karma. You know, like that carbon output stuff Gore's on about.


Gravatara person who clearly cares far more about his own political hide than about the young men and women in the armed forces he helped send over to Iraq to die.

Talkin' shit about George Bush ain't gonna win you friends, Joe!


Gravatarbigvic

You still here?
Hi.

I was used to the German roach.

In the South West they are huge!
Waterbugs my ass!

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GravatarArpaio has actually formed an animal cruelty unit which has been relatively effective, working in collaboration with the Humane Society and a variety of other entities. Credit, where credit is due.


GravatarBut I do not and will not hesitate to work across party lines when it will get things done for my constituents.

That's what I love about my Joemo.

Come here and let me polarize you in the ass. See, that felt good didn't it? Now go tell all dem good 'muricans, we're going to take this country (in the) back.

Karl said he'll call ya'


GravatarStrangely enough, there's a picture of Joe next to 'unprincipled' in the dictionary. He just replaced Cheney.
Mark B. in Austin Texas


Cheney got promoted to "evil."


GravatarEvening all -- Did anyone hear Gingrich call Americans who are anti-war "insurgents" on FOX earlier this evening?


GravatarArpaio has actually formed an animal cruelty unit which has been relatively effective, working in collaboration with the Humane Society and a variety of other entities. Credit, where credit is due.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar


Good to hear that he isn't a complete dick!


GravatarEvening all -- Did anyone hear Gingrich call Americans who are anti-war "insurgents" on FOX earlier this evening?
cs, art is bread


Thank god I don't have to look at FUX.


GravatarIt's gross, but not cruel.

Then again, Joe Arpaio loves throwing his weight around.
Terry C, Outright Partisan


Is he still making the prisoners at the tent cities wear pink uniforms?

Oh, how Arizona right-wing voters LOVE accountability.


GravatarThe sweetest thing about the fall of Mr Principles is going to be his discovery of GWB's sense of loyalty. Or: "Ken who?"


GravatarEvening, cats and kittens.

Any fresh horrors visited upon us while I was out?

If so, do I want to know?


GravatarIn the South West they are huge!
Waterbugs my ass!

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agave

in florida if you have a roach you say "oh, that's just a palmetto bug" but as my buddy says, a cockroach is a cockroach.

i'm afraid to describe some of the insects i saw in new mexico, like small mammals really. unfucknbelievable


GravatarThe sweetest thing about the fall of Mr Principles is going to be his discovery of GWB's sense of loyalty. Or: "Ken who?"

What's going to happen to the Republican nominee in Connecticut? Is he going to be screwed by his own party, or will the Republicans stand up for their own and stab Lieberman in the back, after convincing him to screw his own party.


Gravatarin florida if you have a roach you say "oh, that's just a palmetto bug" but as my buddy says, a cockroach is a cockroach.

A cockroach that can fly right at your face without provocation or warning.


GravatarI'm not trying to take any particular credit for this; it's a self-indulgence possible because I live alone. I do want to mention, though, that I think that my distaste for killing has increased in the past few years as a response to all of the wanton death, injury, and mortal mayhem let loose during this dark Interregnum of the Unitard™ .

I wont kill any bugs in my house or anywhere until they cross the line. Like the gnats who get into my vegetable scrap bucket under my sink I keep for the compost pile outside. Then they fly around close to my beer can opening. Then they get a swap from the towel...


GravatarA cockroach that can fly right at your face without provocation or warning.

You prolly looked at him funny.


Gravatar so when does joe loose committe assignments? shoulda been last wednesday...

I think the coming week may be more volatile than last week. It's going to be a crazy 2 months, for sure.


GravatarPalmetto bugs are gross to smash, although I'll do it from time to time. Generally the cats take care of them. Great toys!


Gravatarpalmetto bugs will, most likely, outlast our species on the planet. that said, they are way gross. flying cockroaches, man-eating alligators, and hurricanes, all less evil than the humidity.


GravatarYou prolly looked at him funny.
JeffCO


Ha-ha or peculiar? I want to try to avoid doing it in future.


GravatarMrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari

When we were driving home it was still almost 90 degrees. It was like being in someone's mouth.

Change a'comin;, though. Rain tomorrow, at last!


GravatarIt's alright to kill a bug once it crosses the line. Flies are always alright to kill but you have to get them the first time you try. If not, they get really cagey and harder to swat.


GravatarI think the coming week may be more volatile than last week. It's going to be a crazy 2 months, for sure.
Ripley


I'm not. looking. forward. to. it.


Gravatari'm afraid to describe some of the insects i saw in new mexico, like small mammals really. unfucknbelievable
charley


No shit!

The 1st place I had there, rural, nice.
But the Bugs!
The one that freaked me out the most was like a scorpion/spider and fearless. It would come right at you.
Ugly fucks.

Sun Spider?

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GravatarWhen we were driving home it was still almost 90 degrees. It was like being in someone's mouth.

Not so bad at the right angle.


GravatarLittle Brother

I'm with you. I always move the spiders away from the house rather than squish. spiders are cool.


GravatarFortunately, I haven't had many bugs in the house other than spiders since I've lived here.

Little Brother

i used to keep a jar with a black widow in it when i lived in new mexico. which was pointless since they were every where in the house, especially after that bitch had those bazillion eency babies that easily escaped though the air holes.

one day i found a tarantuala sized spider and i wanted to see how he'd fare against my black widow, who was an 1/8th his size. i put him in the jar, and he knew right away he was a goner, and he was.

come to think of it, sort of reminds me of politics.


GravatarNot so bad at the right angle.
JeffCO


Incorrigible.


GravatarBritain's seemingly insatiable appetite for the latest plasma screen televisions could be posing a serious threat to the planet, a technology expert has warned.

If just half of British homes were to buy one of the flat-screen sets, two more nuclear power stations would be needed to meet the extra energy demand - with all the environmental problems that would bring.
==
Aint Hecknology great? =)


GravatarI saw a spider bigger than my fist at a rest stop in Montana once.


Bastard didn't flush before he left either.


GravatarVirginia

80% chance of thunder for Sunday. the heavens will open, or so the guy on the TV says.


Gravatarterrorism charges
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Associated Press
Caro, Mich. - Three men of Middle Eastern descent were arrested Friday and were being held on terrorism charges after they purchased 80 prepaid cell phones from a Wal-Mart store, police said.

The men, who are from the Dallas area, were being held on charges of soliciting or providing material support for terrorism and obtaining information of a vulnerable target for the purposes of terrorism, Caro police Sgt. Dale Stevenson said. They were being held in Tuscola County Jail and were scheduled to be arraigned today.

Stevenson declined to explain why the men face terrorism-related charges. He said he did not know if the men are U.S. citizens.

Ha ha. Stevenson declined to explain because he knows the charges are fucking stupid. Yes, they can be used as detonators, but bombing the Mackinac Bridge? They'd do better picking up garage door openers at ma and pa installation shops then walking into a fucking Walmarts in the hillbilly breadbasket of Michigan. The Mackinac Bridge? Even more improbable than the Brooklyn Bridge.


Gravatarcharley -- EEEEEEEEK!

(nice politics analogy)


GravatarIncorrigible. -Virginia

And orthogonal.


GravatarFor those of you who didn't read my brilliant take on Joe2006.com, let me give you something to chew on.

Here’s something else that’s interesting. If you follow the ‘Contribute’ link, the CampaignContribution.com site states ‘Minimum: $10’. I’m sure that’s probably because they’re dealing with credit card donations, but still… It just seems odd that they’d require a minimum donation. What about little Billy, who’s saved up his paper route money to help Joe?

I can personally guarantee you that Ned Lamont's capmaign site will accept a $9 contribution.

Are you feeling me, people?


GravatarI'm a merciless quasher of bugs, of every sort and size. Fuck them. They will inherit the earth soon enough.


GravatarI saw a spider bigger than my fist at a rest stop in Montana once.


Bastard didn't flush before he left either.
JeffCO



No blow job?

.


Gravatarhank god I don't have to look at FUX.
Terry C, Outright Partisan


I didn't actually see it. I read about it in comments over at Steve Clemons' blog. I was wondering if anyone here heard him say it, and what kind of an impression it made.
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GravatarJames Jesus Rimbaud

Did you ever see The Wire? They had crack dealers buying disposable cells by the buttload so their calls were next to impossible to trace.

(Thunder!)


Gravatardo plasma TV's use that much more juice?


GravatarNo blow job? -agave

Maybe you're into arachnophilia, but I can do without all the teeth.


GravatarYes, this is the little fuck.

http://mamba.bio.uci.edu/~pjbrya...s/ Solifugid.htm


GravatarI saw a spider bigger than my fist at a rest stop in Montana once.
Bastard didn't flush before he left either.
JeffCO

No blow job?


Now why didn't E. B. White write "Charlotte's Blow Job"?


GravatarI should add:

Ned Lamont for Senate

$9, kids. It's not enough for Joe. Ned Lamont wants your support and he's grateful for anything you can do.

Who's the elitist now, Joe?


GravatarFinal score:

NO 19
TEN 16
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Gravatar do plasma TV's use that much more juice?

No, they actually suck up energy from an alternate universe, which is really pissing off the residents there, which explains the rise in terrorism.


GravatarMaybe you're into arachnophilia, but I can do without all the teeth.
JeffCO | 08.12.06 - 11:13 pm |

Scorpions don't actually have teeth or jaws, they have lots of little claws (like more of what they walk on), and they literally rip their prey to progressively smaller pieces and pass it along into a hole behind all those hands. Don't spiders suck or something?


GravatarJP, well met!


GravatarNow why didn't E. B. White write "Charlotte's Blow Job"?

What did you think Terrific referred to?


GravatarAnd orthogonal.
JeffCO


I had to look this up, and I'm still not sure I get it. You're just too damned smart.


GravatarNo, they actually suck up energy from an alternate universe, which is really pissing off the residents there, which explains the rise in terrorism.

I heard it was a toss up between low-rise jeans and George Bush.

I gotta start watching Nova.


GravatarWant to talk, but typing tends to kill the connection.
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GravatarThank god I don't have to look at FUX.
Terry C, Outright Partisan

I didn't actually see it. I read about it in comments over at Steve Clemons' blog. I was wondering if anyone here heard him say it, and what kind of an impression it made.
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cs, art is bread |

Let's see - I have FUX, CNN, EWTN, and this stupid local religious channel all blocked.

"Countdown" is the only thing keeping me from blocking MSGOP.


GravatarI had to look this up, and I'm still not sure I get it. You're just too damned smart. -Virginia

Sorry - I was being intentionally oblique.


GravatarThere was that Spider that fucked with Frodo...Shelob I think was its name...no hope of getting a boot on that bitch...


GravatarCaro, Mich. - Three men of Middle Eastern descent were arrested Friday and were being held on terrorism charges after they purchased 80 prepaid cell phones from a Wal-Mart store, police said.


Anyone who looks "different" is gonna get busted now?


GravatarRipley -- How stupid is it to say, "I'd rather have $0 than $7"


GravatarSorry - I was being intentionally oblique.
JeffCO


Obfuscation will get you no where, particularly with the obtuse.


GravatarWhat did you think Terrific referred to?

What about 'crunchy'?


GravatarDid anyone hear Gingrich call Americans who are anti-war "insurgents" on FOX earlier this evening?
cs, art is bread


Newt still on the frontline in the war against marital fidelity?


Gravatar Ripley -- How stupid is it to say, "I'd rather have $0 than $7"

Give me zero dollars and I'll tell you.


GravatarI can see my lines are useless since you know all the angles.


GravatarWant to talk, but typing tends to kill the connection.
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Jeffraham Prestonian


Could you set up a video connection and communicate through interpretive dance?


GravatarSorry - I was being intentionally oblique.

I usually go for inadvertently obtuse.

But I'm funny that way. You know what I mean, right?


GravatarGive me zero dollars and I'll tell you.
NTodd, A Very Special Blossom


Ingrate -- how many times have I already given you zero dollars?

Are you having a big time in Cali?


GravatarGive me zero dollars and I'll tell you.
NTodd, A Very Special Blossom | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 11:22 pm |

We just sent you $00!


GravatarI shall repeat, once again: If, by the time the Senate reconvenes, NoMoJo haas NOT foresaken his destructive, disruptive, and anti-democratic quest, Harry Reid should 1) strip him of all committtee assignments, 2) revoke his access to any and all private, aor partisan communcations, 3) fire his entire staff and revoke their privileges immediately, 4) suspend all his funding except the Constitutionally-mandated franking privliege, and 5) move his fucking desk into the parking slot assigned to him im the Senate garage...

if Harry Reid is incapable of such discipline, he should be forthwith replced with and by someone who can and will...
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GravatarOne bit of Florida faina is the wolf spider. They're about 5 inches long, hairy and ugly. If you in any way threaten a pregnant female, she instantly release hundreds of babies, whom you'll never get rid of. And they always seeem to be pregnant.


Gravatar Ripley -- How stupid is it to say, "I'd rather have $0 than $7"

Yeah, I think he's lost his MoJoe...


GravatarSeriously though, I feel sad for our trolls given that they were victims of childhood obtusity. I blame the high fructose corn syrup.


Gravatarthe midterms are gonna get a lot uglier than Newt calling voters "insurgents"


GravatarKill Whitey fo Whitey commits a warcrime on yo ass.


Gravatar"Countdown" is the only thing keeping me from blocking MSGOP.
Terry C, Outright Partisan


We had dinner with my lovely mentor and substitute mom and her husband tonight. They are moderately strong, but not insanse, Israel supporters. I didn't want to mention the war, but the had fucking CNN on while we were screwing around making dinner. I couldn't restrain myself.

Stoopit fucking CNN.


GravatarAtrios Liberal | 08.12.06 - 11:25 pm

I'm telling you, exactly like that one scene in Potemkin.


Gravatar"A man that was put in jail for failing to have proof of his insurance has died after he was assaulted by another inmate with a handicap railing."

jesusfuckingchrist -- jail for not having your fucking insurance papers?! why not a goddamned citation. whatever asshole legislator introduced that legislation (no doubt at the request of some insurance peddling pals) deserves a special place in hell.


GravatarKill Whitey fo Whitey commits a warcrime on yo ass.
Atrios Liberal | 08.12.06 - 11:25 pm | #


Haw haw...I'se gwine down to de lebee to get some dat sweet wateemelon, heh.


GravatarWGG

exactly. Joe Lieberman is NO LONGER a Democrat. strip him of everything, and be damn quick about it.


Gravatarif Harry Reid is incapable of such discipline, he should be forthwith replced with and by someone who can and will...
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WoodyGuthriesDolchstossblog


That's cold, man...


GravatarKill your Jew Landlord.


GravatarJoe Lieberman is NO LONGER a Democrat. strip him of everything, and be damn quick about it.

Let's let him keep his suit on - think of the children.


GravatarI see the Danny Glover add - happy to see someone who openly despises all white people.


Gravatarexactly. Joe Lieberman is NO LONGER a Democrat. strip him of everything, and be damn quick about it.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari | 08.12.06 - 11:28 pm | #


Man, I don't know...Lieberman's got some powerful friends in the GOP. What if they complain? Or worse, call Reid a "defeatocrat"?


GravatarI see the Danny Glover add - happy to see someone who openly despises all white people.
Atrios Liberal | 08.12.06 - 11:30 pm | #


Waaaah! The darkies don't like me!


GravatarWGG -- is rremoving him from his committees realistically possible? I would just take Reid saying, "You're OUT?"


GravatarThat's cold, man...
Ô¿Ô | 08.12.06

Just room temp.

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GravatarI see the Danny Glover add - happy to see someone who openly despises all white people.
Atrios Liberal


Is this lame or what?

Less lame trolls please...


GravatarIt's alright to kill a bug once it crosses the line.

You betcha, and that line is about a 6 foot circle around my insect-free ass...
I mean, I can admire the beauty of a Banana Spider, or any of the other way-too-damnm-big 8-leggers we got in SE TX, but if they get close to me, and I find out, they're dead mofos. Sorry, that's just the way it is. I had a good friend who limped around the last half dozen years of his life because a Brown Recluse damn near ate his ankle.


Gravatar Kill your Jew Landlord.

WOMAN:
We don't have a Jew Landlord.
ARTHUR:
What?
DENNIS:
I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week...


GravatarDon't spiders suck or something?
yark

that's what blackie did to tarantuala.

first she wrapped him up real tight, then she sucked out all the juice.

i imagine there was some poison involved in the affair.


GravatarI believe they're only going to be in session long enough to denounce gay-loving, flag-burning, terrorist-coddling, tax-raising Democrat members anyway.


GravatarLess lame trolls please...
Ô¿Ô | 08.12.06 - 11:33 pm | #


I liked the "warcrimes" comment, given that "kill all Middle Easterners before they commit terrorism!" is a perfectly respectable political stance nowadays.


Gravatari imagine there was some poison involved in the affair.
charley


Isn't there always?


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Gravataratrios liberal was here last night, too. a particularly noxious Lanny Davis troll.


Gravataratrios liberal was here last night, too. a particularly noxious Lanny Davis troll.


Gravataradd - to place along with or into

ad - short for advertisement

One could marvel at the troll-speak but one would waste their time.

George W. Bush - Worst human ever...


GravatarDon't spiders suck or something?
yark


After they throw up on you. Real classy eating habits...


GravatarI told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week...

You're fooling yourself.


GravatarI believe they're only going to be in session long enough to denounce gay-loving, flag-burning, terrorist-coddling, tax-raising Democrat members anyway.
JeffCO


Don't forget about America hating and terrorist therapy!


Gravatarsorry it's true


GravatarIsn't there always?
Reprobate


Those aren't really the good kind, though.


GravatarIf connection holds, one more Curly for the end of the day.

Well, fukk. The signal dropped. See? I typed for more than 3 seconds. If I get reconnected, you'll see this; if not...


GravatarI liked the "warcrimes" comment, given that "kill all Middle Easterners before they commit terrorism!" is a perfectly respectable political stance nowadays.
Phila


Troll repukes have their asses growing out of their heads these days.


GravatarMonty Python references really turn me on.


GravatarWe're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...


GravatarLess lame trolls please...
Ô¿Ô


How 'bout fewer lame troolz? How 'bout just fewer troolz of any kind.
Zero is a nice round number...


GravatarAch, I can't stay awake any longer. Stupid Pacific Time. 'night.


Gravatar Monty Python references really turn me on.
Elisha Cuthbert


Baby, you're gonna love me long time.

And now I'm really leaving. To check the chicken.


GravatarImagine a world without Israel.


Gravatar And now I'm really leaving. To check the chicken.

Check, or choke?


GravatarAnd now I'm really leaving. To check the chicken.

That sentence will come back to haunt you for years, brother...


Gravataratrios liberal was here last night, too. a particularly noxious Lanny Davis troll.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari


Do you think there are an unlimited number of them, or the same ones over and over?

I suspect that there are occasional drive-bys, and maybe 10 or so chronic offenders.

I would love to see a really comprehensive program of ignoring them, but I'm also inclined to poke one every now and then, but I think I'm trying to amuse our peeps.


GravatarAnd now I'm really leaving. To check the chicken.

You could only manage a poultry few comments anyway.


Gravatarchecking the chickens means never having to say your sorry.

only in Vermont, of course.


Gravatar Imagine a world without Israel.

It'd be a lot more peaceful. What's your point?


Gravatar maybe 10 or so chronic offenders.

I think that number's on the high side, personally.


Gravatar a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...
JeffCO


Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again!


GravatarWe're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...


GravatarImagine a world without Israel.
The Iranian of Atrios


Hey, the Rapture happened already and you're still here.


Gravatarchronic offenders.
I think that number's on the high side


Why do you think we call them dopes?


GravatarThat sentence will come back to haunt you for years, brother...
Ripley


So let it be written; so let it be done.


GravatarThat's cold, man...
Ô¿Ô | 08.12.06 - 11:29 pm


yeah...well?


GravatarImagine a world without Israel.
The Iranian of Atrios



Imagine a world without fundies or wingnuts.


GravatarImagine a world without Israel? You mean, like it was from the Maccabees until 1948?


GravatarImagine a world without fundies or wingnuts.

I believe they refer to it as the 1000 years of peace.


GravatarI think that number's on the high side, personally.
Phila


It really could be. The thematic lines are very limited.


GravatarBloody peasants.


Gravatarchecking the chickens means never having to say your sorry.

Cluck Story, with the dying chicken played by Ali MacGraw. The story of what brought two fowls to a cloacal kiss of death.


Gravatarback on topic.

what will Reid do about Lieberman now? he hjas to strip him of his senate perks, right? he is actively working against theparty. cutting his staff out is probably the key point.

wgg, thoughts?


Gravataryeah...well?
WoodyGuthriesDolchstossblog


Hey, I ain't sayin' nutin'. It's cool by me...


GravatarCuz its really not hard at all to imagine a world without Israel, since the world was without Israel for the moiety of the last 2000 years. The world, and the Jewish people, to their resounding credit, managed to survive.


Gravatarkill all Middle Easterners before they commit terrorism!" is a perfectly respectable political stance nowadays.
Phila


Then they'd have to kill Jebus all over again if he comes back.


GravatarWhat can you say about a 25-year-old fowl who died?


Gravatar4 out of 5 liberals agree - nuke the fuck out of Israel.


GravatarImagine a world without fundies or wingnuts.

But, who would steal Granny's money?


GravatarImagine a world without dumbfuck trolls.


Gravatara self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...
JeffCO

Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again!
Virginia


Help, I'm being repressed!


GravatarImagine a world without dumbfuck trolls.
The Old Man From Scene 24


Wouldn't that be lovely?


Gravatar The world, and the Jewish people, to their resounding credit, managed to survive.
James Jesus Rimbaud


I wonder if they'd be interested in Texas? We're not using it for much.

Or Kansas.


GravatarSo...., liberals want the US to disarm unilaterally by dropping all our nukes on Israel? And if Danny Glover weighs the same as a duck?


GravatarListen, if I went around saying I was the Chimperor just because Antonin Scalia threw a bunch of votes at me, they'd throw me in the Hague!


GravatarOne of the top ten lines in the movie:

"Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"


GravatarAnd if Danny Glover weighs the same as a duck?

He'd be made of bullshit...


Gravatar"The outrage of so many outraged people outrages me. On the scales of world opinion, some Muslim corpses are light as a feather, and others weigh tonnes. Two measures, two weights. The daily terrorist attacks on civilians in Baghdad, killing 50 people or more, are checked off in reports under the heading of miscellaneous, while the bomb that took 28 lives in Qana is denounced as a crime against humanity. Only a few intellectuals like Bernard-Henri Lévy or Magdi Allam, chief editor of the Corriere della Sera, find this surprising. Why do the 200,000 slaughtered Muslims of Darfur not arouse even half a quarter of the fury caused by 200-times fewer dead in Lebanon? Must we deduce that Muslims killed by other Muslims don't count - whether in the eyes of Muslim authorities or viewed through the bad conscience of the west?" - Andre Glucksman, in an article first published in Le Figaro.,/i>


GravatarProving, once again, you can't beat a troll's logic. Or even grasp it.


Gravatar"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."


GravatarImagine a world where Antonin Artaud sat on the Supreme Courst instead of Antonin Scalia.


GravatarKill the Jews! Surrender to Al Qaeda! Burn a flag and have butt sex!

See, I am living proof that Rush Limbaugh is correct in everything he says!


GravatarKill Whitey fo Whitey commits a warcrime on yo ass.
Atrios Liberal | 08.12.06 - 11:25 pm | #

Haw haw...I'se gwine down to de lebee to get some dat sweet wateemelon, heh.
Phila |


Kill my landlord
Kill my landlord

C-i-l-l my landlord!


GravatarThen they'd have to kill Jebus all over again if he comes back.
Terry C, Outright Partisan


If he did, they would, guarandamnteed...


GravatarProving, once again, you can't beat a troll's logic. Or even grasp it.

But you can cut of its head and kill it.

In a completely non-violent way, of course!


GravatarProving, once again, you can't beat a troll's logic. Or even grasp it.
JeffCO


Or characterize is, even loosely, as "logic."


GravatarTerry C, Outright Partisan | 08.12.06 - 11:51 pm


NOT me.

Trolls so lame they have to namesteal.


GravatarKill the Jews! Surrender to Al Qaeda! Burn a flag and have butt sex!

Be purple, obese, and eat cactus
Be oblong, and have your knees removed.


GravatarBut you can cut of its head and kill it.

Don't forget to cauterize.


GravatarKill the Jews! Surrender to Al Qaeda! Burn a flag and have butt sex!

See, I am living proof that Rush Limbaugh is correct in everything he says!


I blame the pills.


GravatarBlogwhore.

Okay, I'm tired and don't have much energy.


GravatarI had to look this up, and I'm still not sure I get it. You're just too damned smart. -Virginia

i have that experience a lot around here.

hey, how is the MSW going?


GravatarHeya, Snow. What's sapped your energy?


GravatarLive in a swamp and be three dimensional, put a live chicken in your underwear, go into a closet and suck eggs.


GravatarG'night, batses. Off to bed but not before I finish today's stash of drugs. I don't where the time went...seems like I've been destroying myself as long as I can remember.

Wish I could do it all over and not fry my brain cells. Ah, fuck it. Way too late for that...


GravatarImagine there's no freepers
It's easy if you try
No wingnut trolls or spammers
No scroll-troll named fy...

Imagine comments flow on
Flawless Haloscan.

You-hoo-hoo-hoo may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will blog as one.


Gravatari have that experience a lot around here.

hey, how is the MSW going?
charley


GravatarThe campaign just sent out a press release regarding “the hack.”

Full Extent of the Law

STATEWIDE -Democratic Nominee Ned Lamont’s campaign today demanded an apology for false accusations that it attacked its opponent’s web site.

On Tuesday, the day Lamont beat incumbent Joseph Lieberman in an election with record turnout for the Democratic nomination, Lieberman’s campaign began accusing Lamont of hacking into his web site, issuing a press release and trumpeting the charge to numerous reporters and accusing its opponent of interfering with an election.

“These are very serious charges, absolutely untrue, and a desperate attempt to divert attention from the Senator’s own record—and from the fact that he is ignoring the will of the voters and running under his own ‘Just for Lieberman’ banner,” said Lamont spokeswoman Liz Dupont-Diehl. “The Lieberman campaign has spread deliberately false and slanderous lies about our campaign. There are no facts to back their claims and they should apologize – and they should be held accountable for pressing false charges.”

Despite Lamont’s victory, in a primary that drew record numbers of registered Democrats to the polls, Lieberman is following through in his bid to retain his Senate seat for a fourth term.

“We welcome investigations by the FBI and the Attorney General, as they will prove our campaign had nothing whatsoever to do with this,” she added. “And we hope that anyone in the Lieberman campaign found guilty of making false charges is prosecuted to the full extent of the law."


GravatarHeya, Snow. What's sapped your energy?
Virginia


Musta been sex before the Big Game. Coach usedta warn us about that alla time...


GravatarWalk horizontal while sucking diet Pepsi through a straw.


GravatarEvening, dirty hippies. How's tricks?


GravatarThe voters have rejected Lie-berman. How can the Party do less?


GravatarHeya, Snow. What's sapped your energy?

Trying to read Bobo's shit about some imaginary McCain-Lieberman Party.


GravatarDemocratic Nominee Ned Lamont’s campaign today demanded an apology for false accusations that it attacked its opponent’s web site.




Good luck widdat.

Lieberwhore is just like his BFF Chimpy.

He's NEVER wrong!


Gravataraccording to Haaretz, 19 IDF soldiers died today, the cease-fire is to go into effect Monday at 8 a.m., and the IDF, now at 3 times the strength inside Lebanon, will keep fighting for another 7-10 days.

fig leafs, get your fig leafs, fig leafs, 3 for a dollar.


GravatarThe third one burnt down, fell over and then sank into the swamp.


GravatarI see the Danny Glover ad - happy to see someone who openly despises all white people.
Atrios Liberal


If he hates stupid ones like Bush, he's got company.


GravatarDid we get rid of the troll spew yet?


Gravatar...will keep fighting for another 7-10 days.

That's some cease-fire.


Gravatarfrom Lamontblog:

"Give It Up, Joe"
Former Lieberman supporter Jon Chait in the LA Times

it's a must read!!


GravatarListen, if I went around saying I was the Chimperor just because Antonin Scalia threw a bunch of votes at me, they'd throw me in the Hague!



Watery tart!


GravatarDid we get rid of the troll spew yet?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Nah. Man, these are some tough stains.


GravatarAlrighty mates, this smalltown boy is gonna make like a Bronski and beat it. Have fun with the sodomy and the surrendering to terrorists and all.


Gravatarfig leafs, get your fig leafs, fig leafs, 3 for a dollar.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari


It's not going to stop. It's going to excalate into Syria and into Iran. It's all carefully choreographed.


Gravatari have that experience a lot around here.

hey, how is the MSW going?
charley


OK, I'll try again.

One more semester of coursework and one of internship and I'm done. Look out, crazy people!

You gonna sign up? We need you!


GravatarGeorge Harrison's Concert for Bangladesh on my local PBS. Must be pledge month.

...Yep. Dammit.


GravatarWish I could do it all over and not fry my brain cells. Ah, fuck it. Way too late for that...
WoodyGuthriesDolchstossblog - 11:57 pm


i have burned out more brain-cells than you will ever have or ever shall muster on the best day of your pathetic, wasted, feculent little life, and i still have more than enough to send you scarpering back into the dank, fetid burrow whence you so slimily emerged...

suck your diarrhetic stool through a flavo-straw and just fuckin' expire, fucknozzle...
.


GravatarTwenty-four Israel Defense Forces soldierhttp://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/ 749479.htmls were killed and another 11 seriously wounded in heavy clashes Saturday with Hezbollah forces in south Lebanon, after Israel dramatically expanded its ground operation in the area.

Five soldiers were killed when an Israel Air Force helicopter was shot down by Hezbollah fire late Saturday, the IDF said. Hezbollah claimed the helicopter was struck by an anti-tank missile. IDF sources confirmed a helicopter had gone down.
...
Halutz said IDF troops would stay in Lebanon until an international force arrives. "We have almost tripled our forces that are operating in Lebanon," Halutz told reporters.

A top IDF official has said that the army will stop its offensive as soon as it is ordered to do so by the political leadership and later it will begin to retrace its steps to uncover any pockets of resistance that may remain in the area.


GravatarDid we get rid of the troll spew yet?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


What all this, then, about troll stew? Doesn't sound good, no sirree!


GravatarLieberman has the ferocious support of Hillary Clinton and Chuck Shumer and whoever the other members are of clique that ran Joe as veep on the Gore ticket.


GravatarJeffCO

Tomorrow's Sunday -- don't forget to burn a flag for Satan!


GravatarWow, look at all the dirty hippies on stage! Playing their "popular music," and supporting some "liberal peacenik" cause.

Nothing against Lennon-McCartney, but George was the fucking SHIT.


GravatarWhat all this, then, about troll stew? Doesn't sound good, no sirree!
SteveAudio


Lumpy. And full of fat, and this mysterious bright orange substance...


GravatarWhat all this, then, about troll stew? Doesn't sound good, no sirree!

They need brains.... BRAAAAAIIIINNNSSSS!!!!


GravatarTrying to read Bobo's shit about some imaginary McCain-Lieberman Party.
Snow, Sublimest


Why resist? You know everybody's gonna get a unicorn.


GravatarHezbollah claimed the helicopter was struck by an anti-tank missile

Juan Cole suggest Hezbolla used the 25 year-old TOW missiles from Ollie North's Iran Contra deal.


GravatarWatery tart!
Ripley - 12:02 am


pythonic irony,,,excellence itself
.


GravatarBuzz Bomb--we need some Carbona Stain Devils.

Seriously, I have a neighbor who won't buy those because they have 'devils' in the name. Nice lady, but seriously clueless.


GravatarI see the Danny Glover ad - happy to see someone who openly despises all white people.
Atrios Liberal


please tell me more of these "white people" ... who they be, where they are, and and whenst they came?


GravatarLumpy. And full of fat, and this mysterious bright orange substance...

I think that may be some kind of old defoliant.


GravatarI hope to God Almighty that Joe runs on the McCain ticket.


GravatarGeorge Harrison's Concert for Bangladesh on my local PBS. Must be pledge month.

...Yep. Dammit.
Buzz Bomb


Ya know...if PBS was on interactive cable, they could rig it so that if you turkeed up, the regular programming would resume on your TV.
Just a weird thought...


GravatarWhy resist? You know everybody's gonna get a unicorn.

But I don't think they allow pets as big as unicorns at my apartment.


GravatarEarly frontrunner for Wanker of the Day?

Washington Post's Dan Balz:

Will Lieberman's campaign prove to be a forerunner for a message of civility and bipartisanship that emerges nationally in 2008, or simply be remembered as an obsolete refrain from a politician living in an idealized past and that serves only to deepen partisan divisions?

The Lieberman-Lamont primary became the latest stage for the politics of anger that has dominated since President Bush took office after the disputed election of 2000. Lieberman hopes to make the general election a template for civility in politics and a return to some measure of bipartisan cooperation in Washington.


Civility? I guess the nastiness and lies in his primary campaign don't count 'cuz it was an intra-party thing?

If the CT primary was a test of the politics of anger, Lieberman didn't come in second in that one.


GravatarHezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah said on Saturday that the militant organization would abide by the UN cease-fire resolution but continue fighting as long as Israeli troops remained in south Lebanon.

nur, you're wrong. Hillary and Chuckie are too smart to bet (win, place, or show) on a nag like Joe. their donor list may contribute to joe2006, but the 2 senators from NY will be all about Lamont this week. just watch.


GravatarThey need brains.... BRAAAAAIIIINNNSSSS!!!!
Ripley


And they are NOT gonna get them.


Gravatarhttp://www.ynetnews.com/ articles...3288530,00.html

Seriously, Hezbollah has no time for such trifling. A little onion and tomatos(to be eaten like apples), a kalishnikov, and a rocket in the back of the old Toyota pick-up. In the picture, the Amerikan influence is obvious, as is the reason why Hezbollah is kicking IDF ass.


GravatarAww Ringo...no one wants to hear you sing.


GravatarTime to drift off.


GravatarSeriously, I have a neighbor who won't buy those because they have 'devils' in the name. Nice lady, but seriously clueless.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Guess a Dirt Devil is out of the question, too.


GravatarSteve Audio--you'll be pleased to know that I only use Xian fetuses in my stew. Tender and delicious.


GravatarJuan Cole suggest Hezbolla used the 25 year-old TOW missiles from Ollie North's Iran Contra deal.
Nur al-cubicle


Ooh! Ouch!
I hate when that happens!
Ouch! Ooch!
I know what you mean...


GravatarA top IDF official has said that the army will stop its offensive as soon as it is ordered to do so by the political leadership and later it will begin to retrace its steps to uncover any pockets of resistance that may remain in the area.
Mrs. Ibrahim al-Jaafari


Hate to comment and run, but I can't resist. Farking Israel has bombed the shit out of Lebanon and blown its infrastructure to shit. With American bombs. How the fuck can we let that happen? Or stand?


GravatarY ahora, mis bien murcielagos de la luna,

i shall toddle off.
buenas noches, y tienes esparanzas dulces...
.


Gravatarturkeed up

I like that. Everyone turkee up for liberal fascist candidates!


GravatarMcGovern was such a disaster for the Democratic Party that Jimmy Carter was elected President four years later and the Democrats pretty much held control of congress for another quarter-century.

More disasters like this, please.


GravatarYa know...if PBS was on interactive cable, they could rig it so that if you turkeed up, the regular programming would resume on your TV.
Just a weird thought...



If you watch one second of PBS and don't contribute, you're a thief! A common thief!


GravatarIsrael lost 30 soldiers in the last 36 hours.


GravatarWhy resist? You know everybody's gonna get a unicorn.

You sure 'bout that? All I see around Chez Elmer is cats and rats and elephants...


GravatarOne more semester of coursework and one of internship and I'm done. Look out, crazy people!

You gonna sign up? We need you!
Virginia

i don't know, i decided it was out my price/intelligence range.

toying around with starting a wedding business, or maybe porn. kidding about the porn, sort of.

sorry, i'd be really good at it (therapy), and i know you are my age, but i just feel to old and out of it.

One more semester of coursework go girl, go. congrats.


GravatarMadame La Poi -- any improvement on the health front?


GravatarVirginia--well, I'm not dead yet


GravatarWill Lieberman's campaign prove to be a forerunner for a message of civility and bipartisanship that emerges nationally in 2008

There IS no civility with a majority of Republicans in control of EVERYTHING.

That is all.


Gravatarif Harry Reid is incapable of such discipline, he should be forthwith replaced with and by someone who can and will...

Tom Delay's looking for a job, and he's still in the DC area.


GravatarCynthia MacKinney is not a 'negro man from glad' and therefore must be 'shushed.'

http:// www.informationclearingho...rticle14509.htm


Gravatartoying around with starting a wedding business, or maybe porn. kidding about the porn, sort of

How about wedding porn? You could start a whole new industry.


GravatarSteve Audio--you'll be pleased to know that I only use Xian fetuses in my stew. Tender and delicious.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |


And of course, nothing but white meat, I assume?


Gravatar
Hate to comment and run, but I can't resist. Farking Israel has bombed the shit out of Lebanon and blown its infrastructure to shit. With American bombs. How the fuck can we let that happen? Or stand?


Well, see, you're just TERROR!!! TERROR!!! IN YOUR CAR and/or HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!

RUN, don't walk, to your TERROR!!! Satan spawned motherfucking TERROR!!!!!

and umm... TERROR!!!!!!


GravatarWashington Post's Dan Balz:

Will Lieberman's campaign prove to be a forerunner for a message of civility and bipartisanship that emerges nationally in 2008, or simply be remembered as an obsolete refrain from a politician living in an idealized past and that serves only to deepen partisan divisions?


He writes this knowing FULL WELL that any message of civility and bipartisanship from the Democrats will be met with a hob-nailed boot to the face and groin delivered by the GOP.


GravatarThe Israeli soldiers...too many massages...pussy trances about the girls back in Tel Aviv...meanwhile, Hezbollah got no time for R&R...


GravatarVirginia--well, I'm not dead yet
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


So you've got that going for you.


GravatarJuan Cole suggest Hezbolla used the 25 year-old TOW missiles from Ollie North's Iran Contra deal.
Nur al-cubicle




mr gorbachev, tear down this wall!


GravatarThere IS no civility with a majority of Republicans in control of EVERYTHING.

Right.

And they think the other thing is pronounced mypartisanship.


Gravatarronald reagan's contras never opened fire on wedding parties till they could 'see the white of their eyes...'


GravatarMcGovern was such a disaster for the Democratic Party

yes, a WWII, combat veteran and anti-Viet Nam war candidate who was aslo a PhD professor of history from Northwestern. wtf were the Dems thinking?


GravatarMcGovern was such a disaster for the Democratic Party

yes, a WWII, combat veteran and anti-Viet Nam war candidate who was aslo a PhD professor of history from Northwestern. wtf were the Dems thinking?


Gravatarhow are all of you sweet, sweet moonbats doing?


Gravatarmr gorbachev, tear down this wall!
earl 'cliche' guevera


He singlehandedly brought down the Soviet Union, you know. True story.


GravatarWashington Post's Dan Balz:

Will Lieberman's campaign prove to be a forerunner for a message of civility and bipartisanship that emerges nationally in 2008


Didn't Lieberman just say that anyone who votes against his Joeness supports terrorism?

Civility, my ass.


GravatarHow about wedding porn? You could start a whole new industry.
Virginia




'and who will give away the bride's virginity?"


GravatarEarly frontrunner for Wanker of the Day?

Washington Post's Dan Balz:

SteveLG,

Yes, I read that piece by Dan Balz, but - it's gonna be close:
Jonah Goldberg: The Last Hawkish Democrat Leaves the Building


GravatarOlaf, ltns! How's your bad motor-scooter?


GravatarHe singlehandedly brought down the Soviet Union, you know. True story.
Virginia






jelly beans gave him 'super power'''


Gravatarand umm... TERROR!!!!!!
Ripley


You forgot to tie Saddam to 9/11. Get with the program.


Gravatarmcgovetrn was a bomber pilot in the war. there was no quicker way to get killed at that time.


GravatarSteve A--Xian fetus: the other white meat.


Gravatarhow are all of you sweet, sweet moonbats doing?
Olaf glad and big



hey Olaf, luxury coach from here to Rochester N.Y. minor league ballpark to see Dylan in concert: price 220.00 per ticket. I"m playing with the idea but a bit hung up on 'what about seating'....and of course ...'expense'..


GravatarJuan Cole suggest Hezbolla used the 25 year-old TOW missiles from Ollie North's Iran Contra deal.
Nur al-cubicle

Ooh! Ouch!
I hate when that happens!
Ouch! Ooch!
I know what you mean...

Elmer, PHD

material for another episode of war stories. a lot of what we are going through now could have been avoided if our congressional buddies would have had the balls to lock up the good, the bad and the ugly. i've a good picture of that.

what really pisses me off is a lot of this just comes down to the selling of guns.


Gravatarand umm... TERROR!!!!!!
Ripley


Are you Rapture Ready, yet? You need to get right with Jayzus because it's TERROR!! Check out LGF for Terror Inc.


GravatarWill Lieberman's campaign prove to be a forerunner for a message of civility and bipartisanship that emerges nationally in 2008

Let me say for no less than the 627th time: We're fucked.

Thers -- are you improving?


GravatarXian fetus: the other white meat.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


That needs to be a poster...naw, never mind. Ann Coulter would accuse us of being haters.


Gravatarbeing a p8ilot wasn't particularly dangerous, but being a member of a bomber crew was very dangerous back in the early forties.


GravatarFrom the Wikipedia entry for the Concert for Bangladesh

Harrison first asked his fellow Beatles to appear. John Lennon agreed to take part in the concert, however Harrison stipulated that Lennon's wife Yoko Ono not perform with him. Lennon agreed, but left New York two days before the event following an argument with Ono regarding his and Harrison's agreement that she not participate.


Gravatarmcgovetrn was a bomber pilot in the war. there was no quicker way to get killed at that time.
Olaf glad and big


Silver Star and Distinguished Flying Cross.

Nixon, as I recall, was a desk jockey in the war, not that there's anything wrong with that.


GravatarI can't take anybody named "Dan Balz" seriously.

Balz = Balls

I just have too much Beavis and Butt-head in me.


Gravatar how are all of you sweet, sweet moonbats doing?

Swell, fellow moonbat!


GravatarWill Lieberman's campaign prove to be a forerunner for a message of civility and bipartisanship that emerges nationally in 2008

"Sure! We're going to start being real civil just as soon as we finish mugging Ned Lamont!"
/joementum


GravatarHow about wedding porn? You could start a whole new industry.
Virginia

i wondered how you would take that. oh i have some freinds...

you'll be a great social worker.

and trust me, as is everything, it's been done.


Gravatarnixon was a rear eschelon motherfucker in wwii. mcgovern was not.


GravatarI can see Yoko bitching about not being part of 'concert for bangladesh'


GravatarThe other forgotten war:
3 U.S. Soldiers Killed in Afghanistan
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ wp...6081200331.html


GravatarYes, I read that piece by Dan Balz, but - it's gonna be close:
Jonah Goldberg: The Last Hawkish Democrat Leaves the Building
portia


Jonah's always getting "WOD". Balz deserves a little scratch.


Gravatari notice also that 'the Dave Clark 5' were not invited to appear at 'concert for bangladesh'


Gravatarif you were a member of a bomber crew on the us side during wwii, your chances of survival were roughly one to two.


Gravatari notice also that 'the Dave Clark 5' were not invited to appear at 'concert for bangladesh'
earl 'cliche' guevera


Neither was Freddie & The Dreamers, or Gerry & The Pacemakers, or The Clash, or Green Day, or...


GravatarAstonishing Michelle Goldberg (Kingdom Coming) on C-Span, wrapping up now but earlier mentioned among other things a consultant Salvation Army brought in once Faith Basing greenlighted more overt Christianizing. Consultant went straight to an employee with a Jewish name asking for proof of her Christianity and then wanting her to compile a list of homosexual employees' names. The woman was a conservative but was deeply offended. Remember, you're not allowed to use the word "Nazi" until the gas chambers are past their first million. Another highlight was a Bushevik abstinence peddler shrieking that she didn't care if it didn't work, what mattered was submission to her god.


Gravatarif you were a member of a bomber crew on the us side during wwii, your chances of survival were roughly one to two.
Olaf glad and big



britain lost a staggering number of aircraft and crew during ww2. absolutely staggering.


Gravatarhow are all of you sweet, sweet moonbats doing?

fricken frustrated, taken the visiting fam out three days straight to see the "grunion run" here in central cal- not one fricken fish...


GravatarMore US soldiers died over Europe than in Europe. McGovern is a hell of a human being. Read Ambrose's book about him and his crew.


GravatarNeither was Freddie & The Dreamers, or Gerry & The Pacemakers, or The Clash, or Green Day, or...
SteveAudio





or bing crosby


Gravataror Barry Manilow.


GravatarJonah's always getting "WOD". Balz deserves a little scratch.
SteveLG, proudly pre 9/11

Yes, you're right. And, the article is SO irritating!! No one on earth could be THAT clueless - he's just playing the game, so yes - I second the nomination!!


Gravatarand trust me, as is everything, it's been done.
charley


Probably

Seems Orlando is big enough that you could find a niche that no one else is filling. Golf course wedding porn? Wedding planning for the cruncy granola set? Weddings on the Water -- on the St. Johns at Sanford?

You're a smart guy -- you'll think of something all your own.


Gravatartoo bad the owlets didn't perform at the Bangladesh concert.


Gravataror Buddy Holly


Gravatarbritain lost a staggering number of aircraft and crew during ww2. absolutely staggering.
earl 'cliche' guevera | Homepage | 08.13.06 - 12:34 am | #

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the us did also. it was extremely dangerous. infantrymen at the battle of the bulge had a better chance of surviving than members of bomber crews.


Gravataron what lucky strike?


Gravatarbritain lost a staggering number of aircraft and crew during ww2. absolutely staggering.
earl 'cliche' guevera


I had a high school history teacher, a young Jesuit novice, who told us that the Brits, despite their wimpy, tea-drinking image, "kicked ass all over the world." He told this to a roomful of Irish Catholic students, which took some nerve. I still remember that.


Gravatari have a videography money-making idea. it's fairly macabre but i think the self-obsession of boomers may very well continue past the grave.


'funeral videos'

do they exist already?


GravatarI can see Yoko bitching about not being part of 'concert for bangladesh'
earl 'cliche' guevera


I think Yoko was bad for the Beatles, but good for John. She has a great head for business; she was apparently pretty open-minded; she loved his ass. There was shit with the other Bs, but I can see it from her end.

I try not to think about what life would be like if John had lived, BTW. I loved his ass, too.


GravatarI try not to think about what life would be like if John had lived, BTW. I loved his ass, too.
Virginia






my tin foil hat is on concerning john's demise so quickly following his 'coming out of retirement'....


GravatarBuzz Bomb | 08.13.06 - 12:37 am |

OWLSHIYTZNUTHRED.
Also, Rommel once wrote that the British soldier was good for being so tough but bad for being slow and inflexible.


GravatarTo his credit, Balz notes, midway through the article:

His first post-primary campaign appearance featured a slashing attack on Lamont in which he claimed that success by his rival in November would be "taken as a tremendous victory by the same people who wanted to blow up these planes in this plot hatched in England."

Lieberman long has preached the politics of civility and calm rhetoric, but he appears to be ready to set that history aside to defeat Lamont in November. It was his willingness to work with and support Bush on the Iraq war that helped bring about his loss in the primary to a political neophyte who ran as an opponent of the war and a critic of Lieberman's repeated support for the president.


Gravatar'funeral videos'

Flix feet under?


GravatarLieberman long has preached the politics of civility and calm rhetoric, but he appears to be ready to set that history aside to defeat Lamont in November.

What remains of the point Balz thought he was trying to make is unclear to me.

Anyone?


Gravatarbritain lost a staggering number of aircraft and crew during ww2.

That's why they switched to night bombing. No accuracy, but a much better chance of not being shot down, but then the Germans went and developed really good night fighters.


Gravatar'funeral videos'

Flix feet under?
spinoza Neque lugere, neque in





you'd need a good ground track...


GravatarLieberman long has preached the politics of civility and calm rhetoric, but he appears to be ready to set that history aside to defeat Lamont in November.
********************************

lieberman can suck my ass.


GravatarOWLSHIYTZNUTHRED



GravatarHis first post-primary campaign appearance featured a slashing attack on Lamont in which he claimed that success by his rival in November would be "taken as a tremendous victory by the same people who wanted to blow up these planes in this plot hatched in England."



that is just nuts. jesus.


GravatarOWLSHIYTZNUTHRED

You have a way with, uh, words.


Gravatarlieberman can suck my ass.
Olaf glad and big


With the utmost civility, of course.


Oh, Jeebus. Coulter's on cspan at one. I think I better go to bed.


Gravatarhey, oldwhitelady is in the house.

and acronymn for that would be owl.


GravatarThat's why they switched to night bombing. No accuracy, but a much better chance of not being shot down, but then the Germans went and developed really good night fighters.
Toonscribe, new & employed | 08.13.06 - 12:43 am | #

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of course, the development of really good night fighters was a moot point after all both were shot down.


GravatarLieberman is literally screaming "vote for me or die."
also, new thread.


Gravataralmost no allied bombers were taken out by german night fighters.


GravatarK, goin' upstairs to put on my new sheets. They're an owl and turtle pattern.

Fresh!


GravatarRemember: if you binge, you're in trouble; but if you purge, you need help.


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