I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

Luck


Just a drive-by


Stretching into a triple


Throw got past the fielder--heading home!


Might as well start going round again


another double?


Another triple?


GravatarHome run for Halfdan!


GravatarHome runs are so boring.....


GravatarHi mer!


GravatarMight as well mess this thread up now...


GravatarHi, guys!


GravatarI think Atrios has finally overdone it.


GravatarYou will NOT escape t3h Curly quite so easily, my pretties!
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GravatarWoooooooooooHooooooooooo!!!!

giddyup!


GravatarI'm afraid that Atrios is right -- not going to happen. Solar energy, however, is happening.


GravatarAnother question: Why does Atrios never link to me?


GravatarOT: Chad orders oil giants to leave

Chad has given the oil companies Chevron Corp. and Petronas a 24-hour deadline to leave the country for not paying taxes.

Talking on state-run radio on Saturday, Idriss Derby, the president of Chad, asked both the companies to leave the country for refusing to pay taxes:

"Chad has decided that as of tomorrow (Sunday) Chevron and Petronas must leave Chad because they have refused to pay their taxes."

The president gave the oil production consortium that is led by Exxon Mobil, a deadline of just 24 hours to start making plans to leave.


GravatarI made vegetable soup. Anybody want some?


GravatarOT: Chad orders oil giants to leave

Chad has given the oil companies Chevron Corp. and Petronas a 24-hour deadline to leave the country for not paying taxes.


Might I wonder if some other company offerred a larger bribe?


GravatarNTodd: Another question: Why does Atrios never link to me?

Throw the man a bone, and he wants the whole damned skeleton!


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GravatarBeeping in!

How art thou, fairest bats of the moon?


GravatarI made vegetable soup. Anybody want some?

Yes.


GravatarHI UNE! Where've you been?


GravatarVicki!

Pig roast still on?
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GravatarThe decision came a day after Derby ordered his government to take a greater role in the production of oil, which is viewed as a way to improve the country's ailing economy.

On Friday, Hourmadji Moussa Doumgor, a Chad government spokesman, told reporters that Derby wanted greater profits from oil production.
(snip)
Output

From October 2003 to December 2005, the consortium exported some 133 million barrels of oil from Chad, according to information compiled by the World Bank.

Chad itself earned $307 million, or about 12.5 per cent on each barrel exported.

Not a member of OPEC, Chad is one of Africa's newest oil producers.


http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/ ...834C1FE65B0.htm


GravatarAnother question: Why does Atrios never link to me?

'cause all you do is prattle endlessly on about bio-fuels........that, and your reputation involving a pantal phobia.
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Gravatarsoup! its soup here in austin.100+ yeks


GravatarWow! That guy who's suing someone who took his boat to rescue Katrian victims takes the wanker of wankers award.

I hope if this case really goes to court, the defense asks him:
- Didn't you have theft coverage on you boat, cheapskate? Did you already get paid for it?
- Why wasn't your ass out there rescuing your neighbors?


GravatarOT: George Galloway live from Beirut


GravatarHI UNE! Where've you been?

Hiya sweetie, temporarily offline, but for the time being that has been sorted out.


Gravatar I made vegetable soup. Anybody want some?
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed


No thanks - would you like some barbecued chicken and corn on the cob?


GravatarThrow the man a bone, and he wants the whole damned skeleton!

I want meat on the skeleton, too. Medium rare, thanks.


GravatarQuit blaming the media for not covering a story. This is Rhode Island! Not big enough to be a real state. The place where all the white natives have nappy hair and unibrows. It would be like Atrios linking to NTodd fer cristsakes.


GravatarDamn, you guys are eating better than me - I was just gonna throw in a cheap frozen pizza.


GravatarOT: Just say no to Scientology


Gravatar- Didn't you have theft coverage on you boat, cheapskate? Did you already get paid for it?

Actually he did, but he says it will not cover the full replacement cost.


GravatarIf you're just farting around today, would you mind checking out my blog?
It'd be much appreciated.
America's Least Wanted


Gravatar(ohh, I'm going to burn in hell for posting that one!)


Gravatar Quit blaming the media for not covering a story. This is Rhode Island!

The state the size of a quahag!


GravatarThis is Rhode Island! Not big enough to be a real state.

Hmmmmm.... What are the chances of you getting downgraded to a dwarf state? Maybe end up sharing with Puerto Rico?


GravatarI had rump steak with mushrooms, salad and potatoes for dinner tonight.

part of the 1/4 of a cow given to us by my father's farmer friend.

the freezer is literally stuffed with meat heh


GravatarAtrios is probably right, never.

Maybe I didn't pay as much attention to politics before Bush was selected, but I can't remember the news media ever being so one-sided before.


GravatarI really wish that we could get some rain here. Even my hostas are wilting. I spent most of the morning watering.


GravatarJP,

Yep, going to the pig roast after my mom and I visit my sis in the hospital. Mom should be here in about a half an hour. I trust Nim and Jen are headed into town, too, at the moment.

At least Nim and I can kibbitz at the pig roast.


Gravatar In the words of the villagers


GravatarA quahag??? Is that a little nasty woman southeast asia?

Do you mean quahog?


GravatarVicki: At least Nim and I can kibbitz at the pig roast.

Yeah, but can he set up yer WiFi from the pig roast? That's the question.
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GravatarAfternoon, Moonbats

Hey, Kent, nice to see you


Gravatar
Hmmmmm.... What are the chances of you getting downgraded to a dwarf state? Maybe end up sharing with Puerto Rico?


Rhodeorico? At least we wouldn't have to change the flag.


GravatarMaybe I didn't pay as much attention to politics before Bush was selected, but I can't remember the news media ever being so one-sided before.
mer

Caught the end of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington last night and thought the exact same thing especially when the bad guys resort to taking out the Little Kids Press!


GravatarHecate,

My flowers have taken a beating this Summer, too. At least the sunflowers still look pretty good.

There were five goldfinches buzzing around in the sunflower patch earlier this morning...as soon as I brought my camera out, they were gone.


GravatarJP,

The wife fi deal is code word for "let's get the fuck out of here," if you know what I mean.


GravatarOT: Guatemala media hounded by death threats

GUATEMALA CITY (Reuters) - Vinicio Aguilar, a radio journalist in Guatemala, was jogging near his house one morning this week when two men drove up on a motorcycle, shot him in the face and left him for dead.

Aguilar, who survived, believes the attack was related to the daily call-in talk show he hosts, which regularly covers topics like organized crime, corruption and tax evasion by big businesses.

"I think a pistol shot in the mouth is a clear message to silence me," he said, speaking through a wired-shut jaw from his hospital bed.


GravatarHiya DWD,

back at you!!


GravatarAnother question: Why does Atrios never link to me?

the answers are too numerous


GravatarAt the risk of being repetitively redundant:

OT: Reports of my impending demise seem to be exaggerated...

and thanks to all who've expressed concern...


GravatarAnything that could get that dunce back shoeing horses is fine with me. I'll ignore the race if it means that the Republcan who would lose the general wins.

I only wish Jean Haybright had a chance to depose Queen Olympia Snowe here. I despise her.


GravatarAs tight as the budget is right now, I'd contribute to a fund to repay that guy for his boat as long as he was forced to wear a sign for the rest of his life: "I'm a cheapskate asshole who would rather have seen my neighbors die."

Come to think of it, that might be a good strategy for those b/millionaires pushing repeal of the inheritence tax.


GravatarVicki: The wife fi deal is code word for "let's get the fuck out of here," if you know what I mean.

You're saying that there'll be Chimperor supporters at the pig roast...?
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GravatarOT: Reports of my impending demise seem to be exaggerated...

and thanks to all who've expressed concern...


not only off-topic, no-one cares.


Gravatarlater bats. today is a good day.


Gravatarnot only off-topic, no-one cares.

You should jump into a barely-idling woodchipper, feet-first, ASAP.
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GravatarOT: Chad orders oil giants to leave

Chad has given the oil companies Chevron Corp. and Petronas a 24-hour deadline to leave the country for not paying taxes.


When will the US be invading Chad?


GravatarJP,

I think there will be very few, if any, Republicans at the pig roast. This is a huge democratic-supporting group.

It's just I don't know most of them, it's a lot of guys, but most of them are married...


GravatarOff to pick up all the nandina clippings, mow the lawn, plant the nasturtia and turn the beds. What ho!


GravatarIraqi military base looted after Britons leave

Amarah, Iraq — Iraqis looted a military base vacated by British troops and stripped it of virtually everything removable on Friday, an indication of possible future trouble for U.S.-led coalition forces hoping to hand over security gradually to the Iraqi government.

Men, some with their faces covered, ripped corrugated metal from roofs, carried off metal pipes and backed trucks into building entrances to load them with wooden planks. Many also took away doors and window frames from Camp Abu Naji.

"The British forces left Abu Naji and the locals started looting everything," 1st Lieut. Rifaat Taha Yaseen of the Iraqi Army's 10th Division told Associated Press Television News. "They took everything from the buildings."


GravatarVicki: It's just I don't know most of them, it's a lot of guys, but most of them are married...

A social butterfly such as your beautiful self should have no problems navigating that terrain.
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GravatarGWPDA, OMG! The Hispanics are taking over the Oreo Corporation: I am eating Dulce Le Leche Oreos! (Tastes sort of like I imagine your burnt milk candy would taste like.)


GravatarWoodyGuthrie'sGitarron

Don't go online too much these days so I missed the episode w/ heart concerns but your post took care of that. But you are going to be in Comanche Moon?!!! The story of how the guys met as boys and joined the Rangers?!!!


Gravatarnot only off-topic, no-one cares.

You should jump into a barely-idling woodchipper, feet-first, ASAP.


sorry, but most couldn't care that Grizzly Adams is getting old, and likes to share his problems with everyone else. He is a crotchety old man.


Gravatar"and thanks to all who've expressed concern..."
--WoodyGuthrie'sGitarron

Thanks for the update, I only caught snatches of conversation yesterday, so I was sure what was happening. Just take care of yourself.


GravatarOT: Reports of my impending demise seem to be exaggerated...

and thanks to all who've expressed concern...

not only off-topic, no-one cares.
General Zod


Yes, it's OT--we're often on a tangent. Yet you're wrong about people in this community caring, fuckwit.


GravatarUm - if dulce y leche tastes like burnt milk it isnt actually done right....

Think instead of the pudding that can be made by boiling an opened can of Eagle Brand milk.

Onwards to the nandina. And "Zod"? Do get stuffed, won't you? We don't like you, don't appreciate your much-vaunted wit and are quite incapable of benefitting from your expertise. I'm sure there's somewhere much better for you to be.


GravatarOT: Reports of my impending demise seem to be exaggerated...

and thanks to all who've expressed concern...


WooooooooooooooHoooooooooooo!!!

not only off-topic, no-one cares.

30 quatloos says this newcomer's mother wears army boots.....
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GravatarKENNEBUNKPORT, Maine — Several hundred peace activists sang, chanted, beat drums, waved signs and even engaged in some fiddle-playing Saturday to protest the war in Iraq during President Bush´s weekend visit.

Protesters carried signs attacking Bush with slogans including "No more blood for oil," "US out of Iraq now," "War poisons democracy" and "Liar."

A pair of fiddlers dressed in togas entertained the crowd by playing their instruments against the backdrop of a large image of the world in flames.

... Will Thomas, a Navy veteran from Auburn, N.H., carried a sign that said "honor the troops, mourn the dead, end the war."

He said he was demonstrating to follow the words of Martin Luther King Jr.: "Silence is complicity. I don´t want to be complicit. I want to speak out. I think Bush should be impeached."
http://news.mainetoday.com/apwir...7C280- 237.shtml

pics
http:// www.democraticunderground...mesg_id=1988418

More cowbell.
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GravatarWGG, if the Tigers manage to pull it off this year (which I highly doubt) I will write a movie adaption of the season and you can star as Jim Leyland - the manager.
http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/ NA...rstaffid=492447


Gravatarsorry, but most

In context of this particular hangout, you clearly have no fucking clue how you have misapplied the word "most."

Now, be a good lad, and go fuck yourself.
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GravatarOT:Blair's son leaves hospital

Tony Blair's eldest son Euan has been discharged from hospital in Barbados after treatment for stomach pain.

The 22-year-old was admitted to the Queen Elizabeth hospital in Bridgetown on Thursday.

He did not require surgery and his condition was not thought to be serious.

The health scare came just before the Blair family were due to finish their three-week summer break.

The Prime Minister arrived back in Britain on Friday morning and has spent the day working in Number 10.


GravatarYes, it's OT--we're often on a tangent. Yet you're wrong about people in this community caring, fuckwit.
NTodd, Queersatz Fagerach


you bore me.


GravatarGWPDA,

does Arthur know about the loamy goodness that is soon to be his??
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Gravataryou bore me.

Then why are you here?


Gravatarand your homepage does not impress me.


GravatarWhen will we start hearing dire warnings that the GOP risks being captured by its extreme right wing?

There is no risk of that happening.
Not anymore.


Gravataryou never know what might be discussed here, thats the fun of escaton.

i often go very off topic


Gravatar GWPDA,

does Arthur know about the loamy goodness that is soon to be his??
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ProviderUNE™


He's outside waiting with the spade.


GravatarQuentinCompson, looks like quite a crowd. Wish I could have been there.


GravatarOnwards to the nandina. And "Zod"? Do get stuffed, won't you? We don't like you, don't appreciate your much-vaunted wit and are quite incapable of benefitting from your expertise. I'm sure there's somewhere much better for you to be.
GWPDA, Really Irritated | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 3:02 pm


I think that better place would be Pluto.


GravatarAll I can say is I hope to be just as crotchety as WGG is someday. Roar on, Woody.


Gravataryou bore me.

Then why are you here?
____league


I was referring to one particular person, not the entire room. Now you go crawl back under that crack in the floor.


GravatarThen why are you here?

This is a rhetorical question, no?
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Gravataryou bore me.

I'd like to bore you.
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GravatarGlad that you are doing ok, Woody. Smooches and pattings.


GravatarHe's outside waiting with the spade.

Now thats a gooooooood boooooooooy!


GravatarWhy would someone hang out at a place that bores them?

That ain't right in the haid.


GravatarWhen will someone bore me?


GravatarI'm glad Woody's doing okay, too. Woody is a treasure.


Gravatari'm being totally off topic now

Prom 56

Ravel
Le tombeau de Couperin (18 mins)
Stravinsky
Violin Concerto (22 mins)
interval
Tchaikovsky
Symphony No. 4 in F minor (42 mins)

Gil Shaham violin
NDR Symphony Orchestra
Christoph von Dohnányi
conductor


GravatarOh, another slap-fight between regulars on an Eschaton thread. Such fun for the rest of us.


GravatarWhy would someone hang out at a place that bores them?

That ain't right in the haid.
Vicki, Who


not the place - the one person. Can't you read?


GravatarActually, I was noticing how long most of the commenters stayed on topic on the Alan Greenspan post below. Economics must be a real turn-on for this crowd. Finance sluts!


GravatarHere's another OT: In the summertime I get scabs under my elbows from leaning towards the keyboard.


GravatarOh, another slap-fight between regulars on an Eschaton thread. Such fun for the rest of us.
color me surprised


sorry - I will stop now


Gravatar Kitten Delicious, rack of lamb

I likey this new nick!

How is the weather in Kiwistan??


Gravatarcolor me surprised

You tell us, jack.


GravatarHere's totally OT:

I painted my toenails bright red today.

Just because I could.


GravatarThinking about the topic of Atrios' post, it occurs to me that this is an example of a larger pattern. The press tells stories about Democrats but reports the stories that Republicans tell about themselves. By "stories" I don't even mean something untrue, I just mean narratives. The difference is who makes up the story. The Republicans make up the stories about themselves (Bush is a down-home friendly guy, McCain is a straight-shooter, Cheny is the responsible one, etc.). The press, often aided by the Republicans, make up the stories about Democrats (they're divided, they don't have a plan, Hillary's a bitch and no one likes her, Kerry's an elitist, the netroots are crazy, etc.) The Democrats need to stop worrying about countering the stories that the press tells. Instead, they need to start telling stories about themselves early and often.

My 2 farthings.


GravatarOt: Heidi is on my lap washing herself at this very moment


Gravatarnot the place - the one person. Can't you read?

better than you can count.


GravatarThere is a media bias against pointing out the radical right as extremist. Probably because they run the media these days.


Gravatar
My 2 farthings.


Nicely put, a pennywhistle for more such musings.


GravatarSlap fight? And nobody called me ...


Gravatarbetter than you can count.
____league


I defer to your brilliance. You may now return to the Dailykos website with news of your glorious triumph.


GravatarGeneral Zod - who designed your site? Fisher-Price?


GravatarActually, I was noticing how long most of the commenters stayed on topic on the Alan Greenspan post below. Economics must be a real turn-on for this crowd. Finance sluts!

Yes we are.


GravatarDuncan, can you please stick to posting about Andrew Sullivan and Glenn Reynolds? It's fun to see you snipe at the big boys...


GravatarÓtima crônica. Típica das coisas que acontecem em Copacabana...


GravatarProm 56

Ravel
Le tombeau de Couperin (18 mins)
Stravinsky
Violin Concerto (22 mins)
interval
Tchaikovsky
Symphony No. 4 in F minor (42 mins)


At my prom they played Paradise by the Dashboard Lights. I think it was in A and it lasted about 10 minutes.
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GravatarHecate,

Nice comment about the way in which the media accepts and creates frames.


Gravatartotally OT: Tracey Emin to represent Britain at Venice Biennale

Tracey Emin, the artist best known for her iconic Turner Prize-nominated unmade bed, has been chosen to represent Britain at next year's Venice Biennale.

Emin, only the second solo female artist ever to have been selected for the position in the history of the Biennale, will produce a new work for the British Pavilion for the show.

"I'm thrilled. It's a great honour and a fantastic challenge. I'm very much looking forward to it," she said.

The 52nd Venice Biennale, a major international contemporary art exhibition that takes place in Italy once every two years, opens in June 2007 until November. The British Council, which commissioned Emin for the exhibition, commended the "quality and strength of her work at the moment".


GravatarHi, UNE! You have been missed!


GravatarThey had Fox News on one of the teevee monitors at the gym today. I don't wear the earphones, but from the visuals I guess Jack Murtha is in some sort of big trouble and that Juan Williams doesn't like black leaders at all and the white newsreader agrees with him. I've never watched it at home. wonder why.


GravatarGeneral Zod - who designed your site? Fisher-Price?
WalterNeff, incredible


another hanger-on emerges.


GravatarHere's another OT: In the summertime I get scabs under my elbows from leaning towards the keyboard.
Echidne of the snakes


On the top joint of my pinky on my right hand, I have a bump (callous) from using the mouse . . . Does anyone else?)


GravatarThere is a media bias against pointing out the radical right as extremist. Probably because they run the media these days.
Echidne of the snakes


I used to chalk it up to the media being too pants-wettingly scared of all the angry letters they'd get from Billy Bob Wingnut, but now I think it's more deliberately sinister than that.


Gravataromg, on bush's radio address he sounds like the slow kid in the class mumbling his book report. It was about the federal failure during Katrina, so I can understand why he might want to rush though it.


GravatarAfternoon, Batties.
What it do?


Gravatarmore OT: Last of the Venetians expected to vanish within 25 years

The population of Venice is draining away. Forty years after the most disastrous flood in its history, Venice today confronts an even more pernicious threat to its future: the steady departure of its residents.

Demographic experts cited by La Repubblica, the Roman daily newspaper, claimed that the last true Venetian would be turning off the lights sometime about 2030.

While Venice has never been more popular for tourists, with 50,000 visiting every day, the Venetians have been leaving ever since that black day on 4 November 1966, when filthy salt water from the lagoon inundated the city to more than one metre and stayed there for 24 hours.


GravatarMy favorite Andrew Sullivan post was the clip of him squeezing his own ass on Maher's show. What was that?


GravatarThey had Fox News on one of the teevee monitors at the gym today. I don't wear the earphones, but from the visuals I guess Jack Murtha is in some sort of big trouble and that Juan Williams doesn't like black leaders at all and the white newsreader agrees with him. I've never watched it at home. wonder why.
Bad Art


I got you beat: I went to Sam's Club - no COSTCO near here - and they were playing JESUS LOVES ME over and over again. . . I complained.


GravatarTwo new suggested names for W:

1. Fartwhistle.

2. Cowardpuss.

Any good?


GravatarThere is a media bias against pointing out the radical right as extremist.

In the media's eyes, only extremists point out that the radical right is extremist.


GravatarI got you beat: I went to Sam's Club - no COSTCO near here - and they were playing JESUS LOVES ME over and over again. . . I complained.

Do it do any good?


Gravatarand that Juan Williams doesn't like black leaders at all and the white newsreader agrees with him.

Juan is worried that people like Al Sharpton will keep the Talented Tenth like himself from gaining acceptance in white society. On a related note, he named his son Booker T. Washington Williams.
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Gravatar My favorite Andrew Sullivan post was the clip of him squeezing his own ass on Maher's show. What was that?
WalterNeff, Kitty handler


to do with individual responsibility for ones pleasures?


GravatarOT: Blair launches policy drive to deflect focus from retirement

Tony Blair has pledged to launch a drive that will allay the public's fears about terrorism and immigration - in an attempt to show the Government has not lost sight of its priorities.

On the day he returned from his summer break in Barbados, the Prime Minister announced he would discuss with cabinet colleagues the new agenda he believes is uppermost in the voters' minds after this month's alleged terrorist plot and the publication of figures about immigration and population growth.

Mr Blair hopes his new focus will quell demands from inside the Labour Party for him to announce his planned departure date from Downing Street. He shows no sign of bowing to the pressure.


GravatarGeneral Zod, as welcome as


GravatarHello, Tena!

It do, it do!


GravatarGeneral Zod - who designed your site? Fisher-Price?

ouch!

Thanks for the kind words Cláudio.
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Gravataromg, on bush's radio address he sounds like the slow kid in the class mumbling his book report. It was about the federal failure during Katrina, so I can understand why he might want to rush though it.
Cookie Guggleman


Bush hates every part of being president except for getting to strut around wearing quasi-military jackets and discomfiting his staff and reporters with his farts while making up insulting nicknames for them. He likes being the Big Boss and in charge, but that's it. Everything else is work, and he's never done a day's honest work in his entire life. Of course he rushes through his radio addresses.


GravatarUn-freakin'-believable


GravatarGeneral Zod - who designed your site? Fisher-Price?

Doesn't Fisher-Price make quality stuff?


Gravatar My favorite Andrew Sullivan post was the clip of him squeezing his own ass on Maher's show. What was that?

He had some bareback residue that needed attending.
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GravatarDueling sockpuppets.


GravatarDWD: On the top joint of my pinky on my right hand, I have a bump (callous) from using the mouse . . . Does anyone else?)

Got one at the wrist joint (pinky side) from mousing all these years.
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Gravatar Nato pilots accused of killing Afghan children

Nato pilots have been accused of killing 13 Afghan civilians, including nine children, during an attack close to the British base at Musa Kala in Helmand province.

Witnesses and relatives of the dead, who were interviewed by The Independent at the town of Lashkargar, claim that on 31 July a family of 13 was attempting to flee the fighting in a rented pickup truck with three other men when an aircraft appeared overhead.

"We stopped the car," said Abdul Habib, 40. "Then the plane dropped a bomb ahead of us and went away. After a while we started driving again, but the aircraft came back. I told my wives to stand up so that the pilot would see they were women, but at that moment it opened fire."


GravatarI'm going to keep count of dipshit's posts, to see if he fills the quota.


GravatarOK, who ate all the eclairs?

Fuck!


GravatarThe General Zod schtick is so played. WalterNeff remains as fresh as the day Wilder shouted a "action!"


GravatarTwo new suggested names for W:

1. Fartwhistle.

2. Cowardpuss.

Any good?


Is there a reason people on-line feel the need to invent new curses? It gets kind of old trying to be "hip" with the newspeak. In fact, it sounds really lame. shitwhistle, asshat, fucknozzle - all sad sayings the people on line find to be so neat-o.
stick with the classics.


Gravatar"My 2 farthings."
--Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed

Very good.

I think another problem is that the Democrats try to tell the truth (kinda) about what is happening and they come off as negative, while the Republicans continue to spew lies about the war, terror and the economy. I guess, good news is easier to report, even if it's not true.


Gravatarwoops! I typoed. 'scuse me.


Gravatar Huge rise in sexual assaults on women in Darfur refugee camps

Women in the war-torn region of Darfur are suffering rising levels of sexual abuse in the refugee camps that have sprung up to house the hundreds of thousands of civilians escaping spiralling violence in the region.

In Darfur's largest displaced camp, Kalma, more than 200 women have been sexually assaulted in the past five weeks, according to figures released by the International Rescue Committee (IRC).

"This is a massive spike in figures," said the IRC's Kurt Tjossem. "We are used to hearing of two to four incidents of sexual assault per month in Kalma camp." The situation is so dire that about 300 desperate women recently convened a meeting pleading for help from the outside world, in particular from African Union troops, who are meant to protect refugees both from the roaming Janjaweed militias responsible for the current conflict and from violence inside the refugee camps.


GravatarI like how dipshit thinks anyone in here is willing to click unseen any link he posts.


GravatarIs there a reason people on-line feel the need to invent new curses? It gets kind of old trying to be "hip" with the newspeak. In fact, it sounds really lame. shitwhistle, asshat, fucknozzle - all sad sayings the people on line find to be so neat-o.
stick with the classics.


Nah.


GravatarYes, Vicki, Woody is a treasure.

Hecate is spot on.. the Dems need to talk about themselves early and often. My kid was just giving an example of this on the way home from punt, pass and piss. Certain kids will promote themselves as great at this/that while dissing others, and people buy the shit frames.

Oh, and burgundy toe polish and
Murrayhill!


GravatarThe General Zod schtick is so played. WalterNeff remains as fresh as the day Wilder shouted a "action!"
WalterNeff, Kitty handler


Sure kid. Now run back to your weblog and write how you ruled. Sad nobody will ever read it.


GravatarHey Vicki.

I'm glad it do!


GravatarI like how dipshit thinks anyone in here is willing to click unseen any link he posts.
Buzz Bomb


he's always on about something
that has nothing to do with anything


GravatarBatshit crazy motherfucker of the day:

Katherine Harris

U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris has stunned Democrats and some in her own Republican Party by saying that the separation of church and state is "a lie" and that God never intended the country to be a "nation of secular laws".

Harris first came to national attention as Florida's Secretary of State when she certified George W. Bush as the winner in the state over Al Gore in 2000. She then capitalized on the notoriety to become a member of the U.S. House of Representatives and is now in a primary battle for the GOP nomination to run for the Senate.

She made her remarks on religion and the Constitution in an interview this week with the Florida Baptist Witness, a weekly publication put out by the Florida Baptist State Convention.

Harris told the Witness that not electing Christians to office would allow Congress to "legislate sin," and that "everything I do" is a product of her religious faith.

She went on to call same-sex marriage one example of sin. Harris voted in favor of a proposed constitutional amendment that would ban gay marriage. The measure failed to get enough votes in Congress to advance.

Harris told the publication that "we have to have the faithful in government" because it's " God's will".


GravatarAll I can say is I hope to be just as crotchety as WGG is someday.

Actually, I've been pretty good on that count lately. I tell myself it's one of the perqs of middle age to succumb to grumpiness occasionally.


GravatarOf course, on the plus side, General Zod does get to nail Ursa every night - perhaps I'm just jealous.


GravatarIs there a reason people on-line feel the need to invent new curses? It gets kind of old trying to be "hip" with the newspeak. In fact, it sounds really lame. shitwhistle, asshat, fucknozzle - all sad sayings the people on line find to be so neat-o.
stick with the classics.
General Zod |


I have two suggestions: 1. Jump my ass; 2. Go hang out somewhere else.

All you do is bitch and talk about getting OLD.


GravatarIn fact, it sounds really lame. shitwhistle, asshat, fucknozzle - all sad sayings the people on line find to be so neat-o.
stick with the classics.
General Zod


Whoa, whoa - "asshat" is a classic!


GravatarThey'll read it - I'm going to be giving away stuff.


Gravatarblogwhore - Saturday Read


GravatarU.S. Rep. Katherine Harris has stunned Democrats and some in her own Republican Party by saying that the separation of church and state is "a lie" and that God never intended the country to be a "nation of secular laws".



god didn;t intednd it
but the founding fathers did

katherine harris hates the founding fathers


GravatarErinPDX!
.


GravatarBush, the Generalissimo president.


GravatarIt's really great to have Zod here to bore.


Gravatarhe's always on about something
that has nothing to do with anything


Kind of defines a dipshit, don't you think?


GravatarWhoa, whoa - "asshat" is a classic!

It's part of the Light-103 "classic soft curses from the '80s, '90s, and today"


GravatarIt's really great to have Zod here to bore.
NTodd, Queersatz Fagerach


::giggles::

Zod can crawl up my ass and live there like a pinworm for all I care.


Gravatarkatherine harris hates the founding fathers
olexicon,Sir Humpty


I so wish that Zombie Jefferson would rise up out of his grave (where he has whirled nonstop since 2000) and give her a little lesson in what this country is supposed to be about.


GravatarKind of defines a dipshit, don't you think?
Richard


well yes


GravatarOT: Tribal chiefs back Iraq peace plan

Hundreds of Iraq's tribal chiefs have signed a pact of honour pledging to support the prime minister's national reconciliation plan to wipe out sectarian strife and terrorism tearing the country apart.

The pact, signed on Saturday, read: "Realising the gravity of the situation our country is undergoing, we pledge in front of God and the Iraqi people to be sincere and serious in preserving the unity of our country."

The chiefs also pledged to "work hard to stop the bloodletting and ... sectarian killings that have nothing to do with our values". A representative read out the agreement, which he described as a 'pact of honour' on live television.


GravatarI have two suggestions: 1. Jump my ass; 2. Go hang out somewhere else.

All you do is bitch and talk about getting OLD.
Tena


It's a good thing you have two holes. take each of your suggestions and stick them up each one.


GravatarI love my mom. She is always on time.




/true about the love, snark about the time.


GravatarIt's really great to have Zod here to bore.

Last time Zod gets a fucking eclair if I have any say.


GravatarU.S. Rep. Katherine Harris has stunned Democrats and some in her own Republican Party by saying that the separation of church and state is "a lie" and that God never intended the country to be a "nation of secular laws".

So now Harris is channeling God's intentions.


GravatarHere's some Dylan Thomas for your Saturday. I have to go to the grocery store whether I want to or not.


GravatarI so wish that Zombie Jefferson would rise up out of his grave (where he has whirled nonstop since 2000) and give her a little lesson in what this country is supposed to be about.
Tena


Zombie Clarence Darrow
should pay a visit toi the supremes


GravatarJP hey there!
I'm never a nag but am giving my guys 48 hours to finish the tube job. Won't happen until tomorrow due to all of this football jamboree stuff. I'm a suburban sports music hippie mom.


GravatarKatherine Harris needs to read the constitution. If she can read.


GravatarI so wish that Zombie Jefferson would rise up out of his grave (where he has whirled nonstop since 2000) and give her a little lesson in what this country is supposed to be about.
Tena


Late-night visits to the slave quarters after the missus has gone to sleep?


GravatarBlair is the threat to our national security


GravatarSo now Harris is channeling God's intentions.
Echidne of the snakes



the lord was implanted into her


GravatarU.S. Rep. Katherine Harris has stunned Democrats and some in her own Republican Party by saying that the separation of church and state is "a lie" and that God never intended the country to be a "nation of secular laws".

I was lead to understand that God is omnipotent. If I was omnipotent, I wouldn't trifle with intentions.


GravatarU.S. Rep. Katherine Harris has stunned Democrats and some in her own Republican Party by saying that the separation of church and state is "a lie" and that God never intended the country to be a "nation of secular laws".

I was lead to understand that God is omnipotent. If I was omnipotent, I wouldn't trifle with intentions.


GravatarWhat's scary about Katherine Harris - and I sent a link with that article earlier today - is that she is a representative for constituents of her congressional district, and she doesn't know the basis on which the constitution was founded.

That is what scares me. I wonder if she's that dumb? If she's using Jesus as rhetoric to appeal to what she thinks is her base, she's sorely mistaken, because really, ain't but a handful of percentage points on the dial that believe in evangelical God.

So either way, she's dumb. But then, we knew that already.


GravatarI so wish that Zombie Jefferson would rise up out of his grave (where he has whirled nonstop since 2000) and give her a little lesson in what this country is supposed to be about.

Right after a trip to the Louisville Slugger factory.........


GravatarI so wish that Zombie Jefferson would rise up out of his grave (where he has whirled nonstop since 2000) and give her a little lesson in what this country is supposed to be about.

Right after a trip to the Louisville Slugger factory.........


GravatarNot a big fan of "Jesus Loves Me", but it sure beats "Onward Christian Soldiers" for a theme.

I remember a story about Willie Nelson, being told that someone at his concert was very near death and it was his dying wish to see Willie. Willie led the whole audience in singing "Jesus Loves Me " to him and the guy died shortly after. (I should check that out on Snopes cause it sounds too sweet to be true.)


Gravatar Germany And Israel In New Nuclear Submarines' Joint Venture ...


Gravatarthe lord was implanted into her

Nah. Those are store-bought titties.


Gravatar
I so wish that Zombie Jefferson would rise up out of his grave (where he has whirled nonstop since 2000) and give her a little lesson in what this country is supposed to be about.


I know zombie Jefferson. He has long said, "What is America about? It's about nailing your slaves, baby, nailing 'em without anyone being able to say boo about it."

He really was our best civil rights president.
.


GravatarIt's a good thing you have two holes. take each of your suggestions and stick them up each one.
General Zod


Oooh, you so nasty and baaaad. And BORING.


GravatarGotta go to a screening. Buh-bye.


GravatarU.S. Rep. Katherine Harris has stunned Democrats and some in her own Republican Party by saying that the separation of church and state is "a lie" and that God never intended the country to be a "nation of secular laws".

Jeepers H. Christmas. Could someone please slap her, hard?


GravatarZod can crawl up my ass and live there like a pinworm for all I care.
Vicki, Who


I appreciate the offer, but Ntodd might need a place to crash sometime. so you keep your rectum cleaned out for him.


GravatarNah. Those are store-bought titties.
Gomez |


push-up jesus?


GravatarErin,

I am embarrassed to say this, because I should have known about this group, but someone sent me a few links to The White Stripes last night - and now I'm fucking in love.


GravatarOT: U.S. urges Afghan border plugged

BAGRAM, Afghanistan (Reuters) - Foreign and local troops must plug the Afghan-Pakistan border to halt Taliban infiltration, America's commander for the Middle East said on Saturday, but added that Islamabad was not helping the rebels.

Fighting in Afghanistan is at its bloodiest since a U.S.-led coalition drove the hardline Islamist Taliban from power in 2001 and the United States, Afghanistan and other governments say many of the guerrillas use Pakistan as a safe haven.

Kabul has made veiled charges Islamabad still supports its former protege and the Afghan intelligence chief said last week Pakistan had not given up "its interference and aggression".


GravatarIt's really great to have Zod here to bore.

He certainly likes to repeat the same pattern ...

1) play nice for awhile

2) start posting an occasional random unearned insult to a well known regular out of the blue

3) Go apeshit when people respond.

Definite troll material.


GravatarOooh, you so nasty and baaaad. And BORING.
Tena


Tena, at least come up with an original line. don't steal mine. Trollop.


GravatarZod reads like Tedly to me. But what the fuck do I care?


GravatarZod and BDG?


GravatarIs there a reason people on-line feel the need to invent new curses?

For the plain ol' fun of it works for me. I like the ones suggested, and put forward my humble contribution of chickenfart.


GravatarDefinite troll material.
Richard


GravatarMoon,

bdg is too short with his quips and types everything in lowercase.


GravatarVicki, thats a good point.


GravatarClassic Grandpa!!


GravatarErinPDX: I'm never a nag but am giving my guys 48 hours to finish the tube job. Won't happen until tomorrow due to all of this football jamboree stuff. I'm a suburban sports music hippie mom.

Oh, I thought the beast got re-tubed ages ago. They're pretty easy to swap out, y'know.
.


Gravatarhttp://www.susiemadrak.com/


Black Bush is on the front page
that is all


GravatarVicki - yeah.

And you know, Ted's great burden is that no woman will ever touch him no matter how much he offers to pay her.


Gravatarbdg is too short with his quips and types everything in lowercase.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


i represent that remark.


Gravatar1) play nice for awhile

2) start posting an occasional random unearned insult to a well known regular out of the blue

3) Go apeshit when people respond.

Definite troll material.
Richard


Thanks, Dick for your insightful analysis. You win a cookie.


Gravatardirk gently!


GravatarVicki, Seven Nation Army is one of the first songs my kids learned (bass/drums/vocals).


GravatarCould this Zod guy be a namestealer? I don't remember him being this bad before today.


GravatarIgnore the dipshit (well, him too. But ignore Zod, for the love of God.)
Trust me on this, he'll go away if you ignore him.


GravatarOT: Reports of my impending demise seem to be exaggerated...

and thanks to all who've expressed concern...

not only off-topic, no-one cares.
General Zod


Ahem..taptaptap..Is this thing on?

I think that when somebody makes a post this egregious here, with the possible exception of the affronted party (i.e. WGG), we all owe it to ourselves and to one another TO UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY SHUN THIS ASSHOLE until such time as it gets tired of being COMPLETELY IGNORED and leaves for good. It obviously just gets a kick out of saying nasty things and getting responses.It is a classic troll, without even some lame-ass political point to make. Shun it. Shun it. Shun it. Thank you for your cooperation. That is all.


Gravatardirk gently!
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |


as gently as possible.


GravatarMom's here!

Gotta split!

Laters, after the hospital and the pig roast!

*Mwah!


GravatarAs the Iraqi's stand up, we will stand down. This is a simple concept that most real Americans get and agree with. Progress is being made, though not as quickly as The President would like. We are adapting and winning.


GravatarDWD: On the top joint of my pinky on my right hand, I have a bump (callous) from using the mouse . . . Does anyone else?)

Got one at the wrist joint (pinky side) from mousing all these years.


I gots a Bible Bump from excess mousing.
The other name for it is a ganglion cyst.


GravatarGeneral Zod

Thanks for the confirmation.


GravatarTHAC
(teens hovering around computer)
later!


Gravatari care. of course, i may me nobody.


GravatarI see that thankfully, I am not alone in my sentiments.


GravatarGood afternoon, my fellow freethinkers.


GravatarI got it right here in this CIA napkin


GravatarCould this Zod guy be a namestealer? I don't remember him being this bad before today.
Bad Art


Time honored MO - hang around, post reasonable comments for as long as two weeks, then go psycho.

Been done over and over and over and over...


Gravatarciao gonna finish watching the Proms.


GravatarAs the Iraqi's stand up, we will stand down. This is a simple concept that most real Americans get and agree with. Progress is being made, though not as quickly as The President would like. We are adapting and winning.
red white and blue | 0



holy shit!

three years of RNC talking points in one statement

you are truly a zombie republican


GravatarEvery profession passes through an "age."

Today, is journalism's "age of incompetence and stupidity."

They have turned their profession from journalism into infotainment.

So, what we can expect of them is made easy. They will consistently deliver incompetent and stupid reporting.


GravatarI'm with blerb. Ignore poor pitiful Zod.


GravatarIt's a good thing you have two holes. take each of your suggestions and stick them up each one.
General Zod


Generally you are a reasonable character. What gives?


GravatarAs the Iraqi's stand up, we will stand down. This is a simple concept that most real Americans get and agree with. Progress is being made, though not as quickly as The President would like. We are adapting and winning.

The pResident does not really care. He has said that the troops will be there as long as he is pResident. If we were winning why would he make that statement?


GravatarSoooo...I'm looking for a new car, anyone got any suggestions? No monster SUVs or pickups, of course...


GravatarAt the risk of being repetitively redundant:

OT: Reports of my impending demise seem to be exaggerated...

and thanks to all who've expressed concern...
WoodyGuthrie'sGitarron


Which I am glad to hear!


GravatarWhy would someone hang out at a place that bores them?

That ain't right in the haid.
Vicki, Who

not the place - the one person. Can't you read?


General Zod - from the comments supporting Woody, and the multitude of comments telling you to STFU, has it dawned on you that you are not popular or wanted here? You seem to have Bush Popularity Pretensions. Despite your low approval ratings, you think there are actually people out here reading/commenting/lurking that support your position. Nope. I'll take WGG over you any day.

Find another blog comment section to bother.


GravatarIf we were winning why would he make that statement?
____league |


because he thinks he's the king of america
wants america to be what it was before the revolution


GravatarI got it right here in this CIA napkin

Funniest skit ever!!!!
.


GravatarSoooo...I'm looking for a new car, anyone got any suggestions? No monster SUVs or pickups, of course...

Honda.


GravatarGood afternoon, my fellow freethinkers.
Terry C, Outright Partisan |


for some reason, i read that as "my fellow frankfurters"


Gravatar"Been done over and over and over and over..."
--Tena

I agree. Obnoxious son of a bitch.


GravatarOT--I wonder why Americans tend to be so ignorant of the world...

World Geography, U.S. Style

A geography teacher who was reprimanded and placed on paid administrative leave for refusing to remove Chinese, Mexican and United Nations flags from his Carmody Middle School classroom has decided to part ways with the school.

The overwhelming local and national attention brought to the school in Jefferson County has polarized parents, said Eric Hamlin, a seventh-grade teacher who was to return to his classroom today.

"I have already told them that I won't go back to Carmody because I want Carmody to move on," Hamlin said. "The school community feels a little bit torn apart ... There are some parents that strongly support the stance that I took.

"But there are certainly a portion that are opposed to that," Hamlin said. "That could stir things up."


GravatarBush Popularity Pretensions

Is that worse than Lieberman Popularity Pretensions?


Gravatar"my fellow frankfurters"
--dirk gently, sociopathetic

Are you hungry?


GravatarI so wish that Zombie Jefferson would rise up out of his grave (where he has whirled nonstop since 2000) and give her a little lesson in what this country is supposed to be about.
Tena


If the zombie eats brains, he's shit out of luck with Bush and cohorts.

And anyone who still supports them.


GravatarFunniest skit ever!!!!
.
ProviderUNE™


"cradle of fukcing civilization"
-anthony berry


GravatarGood afternoon, my fellow freethinkers.
Terry C, Outright Partisan |

for some reason, i read that as "my fellow frankfurters"
dirk gently, sociopathetic


You know, I wasn't sure what to make for dinner and you've given me an idea!


GravatarAre you hungry?
mer | 08.26.06 - 3:42 pm | #


hungry - yeah - that's it, i'm hungry. that's the ticket.


Gravatarfor some reason, i read that as "my fellow frankfurters"
dirk gently, sociopathetic


Today, we are all Kentuckians.


Gravatar"Afrika Bambaataa and the zulu nation"


GravatarIf the zombie eats brains, he's shit out of luck with Bush and cohorts.

I read this as "If the zombie eats brains, he'll shit out Bush."


Gravatarpush-up jesus?
olexicon,Sir Humpty






Gravatar"Chickenhawk" is great because it's not obscene, it perfectly nails what it sets out to describe, and it reminds people that these scum are also often child molesters.


GravatarAs the Iraqi's stand up, we will stand down. This is a simple concept that most real Americans get and agree with. Progress is being made, though not as quickly as The President would like. We are adapting and winning.
red white and TOOL

holy shit!

three years of RNC talking points in one statement

you are truly a zombie republican
olexicon,Sir Humpty


And none of what it says is true.


GravatarMolly, if you are around, there are advantages to teenagers. I just sent Youngest DWD to the movie store to pick up LITTLE BIG MAN.

Gonna spend part of this day with Jack Crabbe and Custer and Chief Dan George and the rest


Gravatar As the two pieces of metal, one palladium, in a glass of heavy water have a small current passed though them, they generate more energy than is added to the system. This is a simple concept called "Cold Fusion" that most real Americans get and agree with. Progress is being made, though not as quickly as The President would like. We are adapting and winning the war on reality.


Gravatar"RiggedyRow is coming!"


Gravatar"Harris told the Witness that not electing Christians to office would allow Congress to "legislate sin," and that "everything I do" is a product of her religious faith."

Boobjobs for Jebus?


Gravatar"Soooo...I'm looking for a new car, anyone got any suggestions? No monster SUVs or pickups, of course..."
--Buzz Bomb

Don't buy a new car. Buy a used car, ever if it's only six-months-old, it'll be much less expensive.


Gravatar winning the war on reality

This is it! This is what they're doing: waging war against reality.


GravatarAs the Iraqi's stand up, we will stand down. This is a simple concept that most real Americans get and agree with. Progress is being made, though not as quickly as The President would like. We are adapting and winning.
red white and blue


I just...God, there isn't even a scrap of humor left to be wrung out of posts like this. That well done dried up.


GravatarMolly, if you are around, there are advantages to teenagers. I just sent Youngest DWD to the movie store to pick up LITTLE BIG MAN.

Gonna spend part of this day with Jack Crabbe and Custer and Chief Dan George and the rest
DWD -One Eye Good


Got that on my DVD wish list.

That is GOOD one!


GravatarGenerally you are a reasonable character. What gives?

The "reasonable character" is only an act "Zod" plays to get accepted as a regular between its trolling expeditions.

As Tena mentioned, he's pulled this stunt on numerous occasions.


Gravatar"Harris told the Witness that not electing Christians to office would allow Congress to "legislate sin," and that "everything I do" is a product of her religious faith."



Thou shalt get big knockers.


GravatarDon't buy a new car. Buy a used car, ever if it's only six-months-old, it'll be much less expensive.
mer


I was thinking of snagging an '06 as the '07s hit the lots. The dealers are anxious to get rid of them.


Gravatar"RiggedyRow is coming!"
ProviderUNE™


in the outtakes

"doug e fresh and the get fresh crew"


GravatarSoooo...I'm looking for a new car, anyone got any suggestions? No monster SUVs or pickups, of course...

I'm looking now, and need one that gets good gas mileage and has decent ground clearance. Since I've been looking I've found that all the car makers with a few exceptions have lowered the suspension on most models in the last couple of years. If it wasn't for the ground clearance question, I'd just buy a Honda Civic or Toyota Corolla.


Gravatar"Zod" is "Doz" backwards.

fwiw.


GravatarYou know, I wasn't sure what to make for dinner and you've given me an idea!
Terry C, Outright Partisan


Dinner on a Saturday? Easy.

Went to market today and bought a dozen fresh ears of corn as big as your forearm. A box of tomatoes the size of softballs. Then I braved Sam's for their Wright's Thick-Sliced Hickory Cured Bacon (the best I have had) Bought homemade bread from the bread lady.

So, BLTs with fresh corn . . . .


Gravatarrorshach - what floors me about that story is that Colorado has a fucking state law against the display foreign flags or the flags of another state.

I don't understand.

It's one of those Whaaaa? things.

*sigh*


GravatarAs the Iraqi's stand up, we will stand down. This is a simple concept that most real Americans get and agree with. Progress is being made, though not as quickly as The President would like. We are adapting and winning.
red white and blu


This is a joke, right?
.


Gravatar"This niggar very possibly has weapons of mass destruction....."


Gravatar"stankonia has said they bare willing to drop bombs over baghdad"


Gravatar
This is it! This is what they're doing: waging war against reality.


I guess that means the "War on Drugs" is over.
.


GravatarI just...God, there isn't even a scrap of humor left to be wrung out of posts like this. That well done dried up.
Buzz Bomb


That's pretty much it Buzz. Geez, all one can do with a post as such is make fun of the idiot's pseudonym:

red, white, and doodoo. Or some such.


GravatarThis is a joke, right?
.
cs, art is bread


HE's a joke.


GravatarI don't understand.

simple. inferiority complex combined with paranoid delusions.


GravatarDWD - Wright's Peppered Bacon - best I've ever had.


Gravatar"This niggar very possibly has weapons of mass destruction....."
ProviderUNE™



"can i be real for a minute"


"that N-word tried to kill my father"


GravatarSince I've been looking I've found that all the car makers with a few exceptions have lowered the suspension on most models in the last couple of years.

Subarus are pretty good with ground clearance.


GravatarBuzz Bomb :

A year or so ago I would have recommended buying a Subaru. Great cars. But since some assholes got in charge of them and they have put out their first SUV (The Tribeca) at a time when everyone knows that is an evil thing to do, I have vowed to never buy another one (I've had 3) until the people resonsible for that decision are forced to commit Sepuku.


GravatarThis is a joke, right?

It always is. Too bad only the parody troll finds it funny.


GravatarColorado's state flag looks like an ugly corporate logo (Horizontal blue-white-blue tricolor with DPRK-style off-center device of a red block letter "c" holding a yellow disc). But then the original parish of the megachurch and the state of the USAF Academy always was a kind of annex to Orange County.


Gravatar "This niggar very possibly has weapons of mass destruction....."
ProviderUNE™


I loved the head of the CIA. It was a great way of showing how we decide on the external signs of power.


GravatarDoug, cholla jumper - take a look at the new Jeep. It's claiming 30mph, and has the traditional outrageously high clearance of the CHerokee.


Gravatar"C'est ne pas une comment."


Gravatar"can i be real for a minute"

"Be real real son!"

Black tony blair is a scream.


Gravatar
It's one of those Whaaaa? things.

*sigh*
Tena | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 3:48 pm | #


Yeah, that is some crazy weird shit.

Scary bits of colored cloth!!

Quick, someone call Eddie Izzard!


Gravatar "everything I do" is a product of her religious faith."



Thou shalt get big knockers.
Terry C, Outright Partisan


;lol:;lol:

Shit, if there was no Katharine Harris, we'd have to invent her. She's the world's easiest target.


GravatarSo, BLTs with fresh corn . . . .
DWD -One Eye Good



Hmmm......I just got some corn yesterday.

Maybe have that with the hot dogs from the BBQ grille.


Or just save that for tomorrow and just go out for dinner with my daughter like we do every Saturday night.


Gravatar"Zod" is "Doz" backwards.

Funny, I thought it was jack.


GravatarBlack tony blair is a scream.

ProviderUNE™

Mos Def as black head of the CIA is my favourite


GravatarThey're bouncin' they Jeeps
On the Meryl Streep
They're bouncin' they Jeeps
On the Meryl Streep
.


GravatarThe "reasonable character" is only an act "Zod" plays to get accepted as a regular between its trolling expeditions.

As Tena mentioned, he's pulled this stunt on numerous occasions.


I don't remember being present on one of those occasions. Upon reviewing the posts, I do detect a strong similarity with Ted's method of posting, tho.

Ted, the leper.


Gravatartake a look at the new Jeep. It's claiming 30mph

That must be with the diesel engine. None of their gas engines will do this.


GravatarSubarus are pretty good with ground clearance.

Not the Outbacks. At least, not enough when you're driving in deep snow on unplowed roads. Forester's better.

But of course, I have a 2005 Outback, which I love almost as much as eclairs.


GravatarShit, if there was no Katharine Harris, we'd have to invent her.

Nah, if she were fiction, people would dismiss her as too ridiculously improbable.


GravatarBut of course, I have a 2005 Outback, which I love almost as much as eclairs.

An eclair-shaped car with pink wheels would look good.


GravatarHey K&Y, how many more days till your ban is lifted? (it's 30 days long).


GravatarPharoahe Monch-- "I have a dream. One day we will get to the promised land. The government will be me, Black Rob and Mos Def: that's it."


GravatarBut of course, I have a 2005 Outback, which I love almost as much as eclairs

YOU GOT ECLAIRS?


GravatarJeeps can go "30 mph"? Why that's an unheard of speed! Verily, you will surely burst into flames going that fast.


Gravatar
I loved the head of the CIA. It was a great way of showing how we decide on the external signs of power.


Word, and Mos Def is fucking brilliant!!


Gravatar"we, the members of the black delegation select tiger woods"


GravatarSomeone on an earlier post was talking about seeing Laffey on Tweety yesterday. He thought Laffey was "great" because he talked fast and loud, which translates to passionate in Tweety's brain. Something about his dad telling him that politicians are people who stand on street corners and shout their beliefs passionately at the top of their lungs.

Who cares what they say, I guess, as long as they say it loud and quick.
.


GravatarI take it back - I just checked and the new Jeep has lousy ground clearance. Find a nice recent Cherokee instead.


GravatarI don't remember being present on one of those occasions.

Last week, he spent an entire evening calling NTodd a drunk.


GravatarYOU GOT ECLAIRS?

Just ate one, in fact. Yummy.


Gravatarwould Porter Goss have rocked those shades and parka?


GravatarU.S. Rep. Katherine Harris has stunned Democrats and some in her own Republican Party by saying that the separation of church and state is "a lie" and that God never intended the country to be a "nation of secular laws".


And when, pray tell, did The Man Upstairs lay that little tidbit on her?


Crazy as a shithouse rat she is!


Gravatar"Harris told the Witness that not electing Christians to office would allow Congress to "legislate sin," and that "everything I do" is a product of her religious faith."

Blessed are the implant-makers
for theirs is the kingdom of Victoria's Secret.
-- from the Sermon on the Twin Mounts


GravatarHey K&Y, how many more days till your ban is lifted? (it's 30 days long).
Bad Art | 08.26.06 - 3:55 pm |

The thing is, it's not a ban: there are lurking Zionists who spring as soon as we post honestly, and banned or not we don't want to fucking see three thousand "kill the joos!11!!1" messages on our tag. It is a proof of the reality of our virtual nature that we can flip tags and still be widely recognized. Long live the new flesh!


Gravatar"But of course, I have a 2005 Outback, which I love almost as much as eclairs"

Brings new meaning to the phrase "Filling Station"


GravatarJeeps can go "30 mph"?

Only if you're stuck behind one on the highway. That's the top speed for a jeep driven by anyone from Missouri or Illinois. Up here, any way.



GravatarWho cares what they say, I guess, as long as they say it loud and quick.
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cs, art is bread



BUSTA RHYMES FOR SENATE


Gravatar"we, the members of the black delegation select tiger woods"
olexicon,Sir Humpty



"The white folks can HAVE Condi Rice!"


Gravatar"C'est ne pas une comment."
yu ri ke


Oui


Gravatarwould Porter Goss have rocked those shades and parka?

I am thinking, No!

I think I might have to watch the DVD, again.......

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GravatarLast week, he spent an entire evening calling NTodd a drunk.

And I'd only just started drinking at the OAK bar.


GravatarLast week, he spent an entire evening calling NTodd a drunk.

My, that must have been tedious. Like that insane one from Kos that won't shut up about the latter deleting her account.

Of course, NTodd is a slacker, what with his only teaching one day a week and all.


GravatarBlessed are the implant-makers
for theirs is the kingdom of Victoria's Secret.
-- from the Sermon on the Twin Mounts
Toonscribe, 25% more blognuts


"Twin Peaks"!


GravatarSo, I just read the new rules for Planets.

Seems Pluto got demoted because it does not have a clear path for its orbit.

What a lame fucking reason.

Some one has it in for Pluto.


Gravatar"The white folks can HAVE Condi Rice!"
Terry C, Outright Partisan


as part of a package deal with colin powell


GravatarI was just thinking this afternoon - IF I can get the back and neck straightened up - might be a blast to buy a little Honda or something and take it South and West as far as it will go. Then I can do little travel pieces for some interested mag or paper.


GravatarI think the first person plural always give it away. Sorry for your troubles.


GravatarWell, I really need to go expose myself... to legal sanctions. I gotta get some gas, then trundle off to Aldi, to collect some sorely-needed ramen, et al, then I'll be back. If not lodged in the local pokey, of course.
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Gravatar"The white folks can HAVE Condi Rice!"
Terry C, Outright Partisan "

Oh please, we do not need any more help with our rep.


GravatarI think I might have to watch the DVD, again.......

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ProviderUNE™


this morning with my coffee i watched "player haters ball"

I picked up season 1 and 2 and Office Space for $50 from a friend who was downsizing his DVDs


GravatarU.S. Rep. Katherine Harris...saying that the separation of church and state is "a lie" and that God never intended the country to be a "nation of secular laws".

I will repeat a line from earlier in the week:

HOW. IN. THE. HELL. DID. WE. ALLOW. SUCH. A. BRAIN. DEAD. INDIVIDUAL. TO. STEAL. THE. 2000. ELECTION. FROM. US?


GravatarU.S. Rep. Katherine Harris has stunned Democrats and some in her own Republican Party

only "some?" i think i've found the problem....


GravatarAt least Pontoons is honest about her hatred of America.

Unlike most of the pukes who share her beliefs.


Gravatarfor my birthday present to myself i bought "this is Spinal Tap" oN DVD


Gravatar"The white folks can HAVE Condi Rice!"
Terry C, Outright Partisan "

Oh please, we do not need any more help with our rep.
EkCenTriK


I'm just quoting the Chappelle show.

I don't want that bitch, either!


Gravatarthis morning with my coffee i watched "player haters ball"

two of my favorites.....the first one or the "time haters"?

I picked up season 1 and 2 and Office Space for $50 from a friend who was downsizing his DVDs

Score!!!!!


GravatarLike that insane one from Kos that won't shut up about the latter deleting her account.

Oh God, that one. I give it a higher "scroll-by" rating than even fy.


GravatarSo, I just read the new rules for Planets.

Seems Pluto got demoted because it does not have a clear path for its orbit.

What a lame fucking reason.

Some one has it in for Pluto.
Gomez | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 4:01 pm | #


Yeah, they make no sense, given that Neptune hasn't cleared its orbital path either.

They just made an exception for Neptune in a footnote.


GravatarSo, I just read the new rules for Planets.

Seems Pluto got demoted because it does not have a clear path for its orbit.

What a lame fucking reason.

Some one has it in for Pluto.
Gomez | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 4:01 pm | #


Yeah, they make no sense, given that Neptune hasn't cleared its orbital path either.

They just made an exception for Neptune in a footnote.


GravatarAnd I'd only just started drinking at the OAK bar.
NTodd, Queersatz Fagerach


As I recall, on the same thread where he started ragging on you, "Zod" also took credit for the "jack" style troll posts that had been appearing on it.


GravatarBUSTA RHYMES FOR SENATE
olexicon,Sir Humpty



I want the St. Lunatics (Nelly is optional) on the SCOTUS.


Gravatartwo of my favorites.....the first one or the "time haters"?


the ball

"time haters" has my favorite snap

"hitler momma got one big tittie and one little tittie, and they call the bitch biggie smalla"


GravatarOh God, that one. I give it a higher "scroll-by" rating than even fy.
Buzz Bomb


Yeah, and a trool has to be bad for me to ignore it.


GravatarI want the St. Lunatics (Nelly is optional) on the SCOTUS.
Tena


my ticket

BIZ MARKIE/DOUG E FRESH 08


GravatarSorry, I just get a grin on my face whenever "pontoons" is in the news. She is such a freaking goofball. And as far as her work on the 2000 election goes, as the Chief Shitwistle has said, "Fool me once shame on, shame on you. Fool me agin, errrr...."


GravatarHOW. IN. THE. HELL. DID. WE. ALLOW. SUCH. A. BRAIN. DEAD. INDIVIDUAL. TO. STEAL. THE. 2000. ELECTION. FROM. US?
billy b - howlin' wolf


Because we were not crooks. You had to be absolutely crooked to think of the scheme, execute and then maintain it - and such crookedness simply was beyond imagining.

T'ain't no more of course.


GravatarI like the one where Chappelle was supposed to have knocked up Oprah.


GravatarShoulda said Pontoons was more "upfront"


GravatarI like the one where Chappelle was supposed to have knocked up Oprah.
Terry C, Outright Partisan



"It's not what's gotten into me, it;s what's gotten into oprah. My seed, son!"


GravatarThought I'd share this, from the letters column in Newsday:

"People who wish to bring about an end to the occupation of Iraq are derided by the 'war hawks' as the 'cut-and-run' crowd. I wonder if, by the same token, we can call such war hawks the stay-and-pay crowd. Stay (the course) and pay, as this nation has not paid for a long time..."

"Stay-and-Pay", I like the sound of that. The only thing I'd add is that it's always somebody else, and never the hawks themselves, who ends up doing the paying.


Gravatarolexicon - can we find a cabinet spot for LL Cool J?

I just like looking at him.


GravatarBecause we were not crooks. You had to be absolutely crooked to think of the scheme, execute and then maintain it - and such crookedness simply was beyond imagining.

That would be correct, Auntie.

Couldn't imagine that happening. Of course, if we'd not been naive and paid attention to every move the repukes have made since McCarthy started foaming at the mouth back in the 50's, we'd have divined what they were up to.


Gravatar"Stay-and-Pay", I like the sound of that. The only thing I'd add is that it's always somebody else, and never the hawks themselves, who ends up doing the paying.
Ridnik Chrome


Exactly!


GravatarIRAN HAS DEFIED AMERICA.


Gravatar it's always somebody else, and never the hawks themselves, who ends up doing the paying.



Verily.


GravatarSoooo...I'm looking for a new car, anyone got any suggestions?

Buzz Bomb - the Mazda 3 is the best car I have ever owned. It is inexpensive, good-looking, fast, handles like a dream, and all that jazz. Oh, and it's not a sports car - it's in the same league as the Civic and the Corolla. Just much, much, much better than either of those vehicles, without much more cost. I can't say enough about the Mazda 3.


Gravatarnobody defies america.


GravatarAMERICA RULES THE WORLD.
WE WILL DICTATE WHAT OTHER COUNTRIES CAN BUILD AND PRODUCE.


GravatarIRAN HAS DEFIED AMERICA.
jk


SO????


Gravatar"It's not what's gotten into me, it;s what's gotten into oprah. My seed, son!"
olexicon,Sir Humpty


What a shame he quit the show. Whoever at Comedy Central was giving him a hard time or whatever it was that happened, they should have just given him what he wanted, let him act like a diva if that's what he was doing, and let the show continue.


GravatarU.S. Rep. Katherine Harris...saying that the separation of church and state is "a lie" and that God never intended the country to be a "nation of secular laws".

"Harris then smeared peanut butter all over her body and started chanting in Hungarian."


GravatarI remember once when Jon Stewart described Harris as some you'd meet in the bar at a Ramada Inn; talking about how she used to be a Rockette, or something.

Me no function good cable without.


GravatarI just like looking at him.
Tena


Secretary of State


GravatarK&Y,

There are limits to discourse. I have crossed these several times. If you say something that you believe, others will take offense and try to set you right. Not sure why. Just the way it is around here.

But I always enjoy your comments - even if I disagree totally. Nearly any reasoned thoughts are good thoughts.


Gravatarnobody defies america.
jk


(Israel doesn't count)


GravatarI've been looking at the Pontiac Vibe/Toyota Matrix (both made at the Fremont Cal NUMI plant)as an inexpensive answer. If you don't get the "gt" package which has some ground clearance eating body add-ons, it has OK ground clearance.


GravatarAMERICA RULES THE WORLD.
WE WILL DICTATE WHAT OTHER COUNTRIES CAN BUILD AND PRODUCE.
jk



I'm sure other countries would paly along
especially russia and the EU who want to, and because of america's crappy leadership, can take over on the forefront
but that;s nuance not dick swinging


GravatarNever is right.

Big time pundits only bemoan "extremism" when they believe they spy it in the democratic party.

Republicans are free to be as bug fuck crazy as they like. It's all good.


GravatarI read jk's comment as "Norway defiles Armenia".


GravatarI can't say enough about the Mazda 3.
Yasonyacky, turrist magnet


K, thanks. That's the kind of info I'm looking for. I'm biased against Mazdas (because of the Ford connection - bleah) in favor of Hondas, but I've heard many good things about the 3, so I might be able to be convinced.


GravatarRepublicans are free to be as bug fuck crazy as they like. It's all good.
fourlegsgood


LOTT CALLS FOR GENOCIDE OF AFRICAN AMERICANS: IS IT BAD FOR DEMOCRATS

on the next situation room


GravatarSecretary of State
olexicon,Sir Humpty





GravatarSpecial for DWD--
Christian Zionists to Norman Finkelstein: "Nice Reich ya got here, be a shame if sumthin was ta happen to it." As you read this ask yourself if you would let a child molester go if he paid you enough money.


GravatarBuzz Bomb, I have owned the Honda Accord for a year now: I cannot say enough good things about it. Tremendous little car. (Wish it was a big bigger though - DWD is not nearly as svelte as he once was)


GravatarI've been looking at the Pontiac Vibe/Toyota Matrix (both made at the Fremont Cal NUMI plant)as an inexpensive answer. If you don't get the "gt" package which has some ground clearance eating body add-ons, it has OK ground clearance.
Doug, cholla jumper


A buddy of mine has a Vibe. We tease him about the name, but it's a pretty nice little car.


GravatarSoooo...I'm looking for a new car, anyone got any suggestions?

I love my Acura Integra.

It's a 93 and runs like a dream (I bought it new). It will probably last another 100,000 miles (so my mechanic tells me) but I'll probably buy another Acura sometime this year.

Fun to drive, inexpensive to maintain, and nothing ever fucking breaks.


GravatarI love kei & yuri and I always will.

They have a sweet streak a mile wide.


Gravatarrepublican contradiction no. 226
At home we believe in states rights, globally we believe in empire.


GravatarBuzzy: You should outa get a Miata. They are way cool, especially if you're turning 40, your wife has dumped you, your gut is getting yay too big for your trousers, and your hair is all falling out. I hear it's a babe magnet.


GravatarLOTT CALLS FOR GENOCIDE OF AFRICAN AMERICANS: IS IT BAD FOR DEMOCRATS

on the next situation room


Precisely.


GravatarWE WILL DICTATE WHAT OTHER COUNTRIES CAN BUILD AND PRODUCE.
jk


Yep. That's why we're scrambling so hard to comply with EPR regs for sourcing and materials use in the EU.


GravatarAs a consequence, it is my solemn duty to inform you that our ecclesiastical court has issued an edict inscribing you as a SLANDERER OF ZION. This means that ourdisciples are hereby empowered to facilitate your removal from university life and the community of educators.

"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"


GravatarTake a nap and Tena and UNE magically appear. WhooHoo!


GravatarAMERICA RULES THE WORLD.
WE WILL DICTATE WHAT OTHER COUNTRIES CAN BUILD AND PRODUCE.
jk


There's a website called Associated Content that would pay you to write stuff like that, jk. They might even give you $3 for it.


GravatarAMERICA RULES THE WORLD.
WE WILL DICTATE WHAT OTHER COUNTRIES CAN BUILD AND PRODUCE.
jk


I think that used to be called a "planned economy" back in the good old days when we had to fight the Communist menace.


GravatarIf you don't get the "gt" package which has some ground clearance eating body add-ons, it has OK ground clearance.
Doug, cholla jumper


Interesting. I'm actually a little stunned to see what Jeep has done - I can't think what the point is to a 4x4 Jeep that can't clear small rocks. How are Isuzus these days?


GravatarK, thanks. That's the kind of info I'm looking for. I'm biased against Mazdas (because of the Ford connection - bleah) in favor of Hondas

Stick with Hondas (or Acuras).


GravatarI've been looking at the Pontiac Vibe/Toyota Matrix (both made at the Fremont Cal NUMI plant)as an inexpensive answer.

About a year ago, out killing some time one afternoon, I test drove a Kia SR-5 5-door (same basic body type as a Matrix). It was an impressively peppy little vehicle. Good gas mileage and not very expensive -- they wanted to sell me the one I drove for 15 grand. Good warranty, too. Alas, I did not have 15 grand at the time.


GravatarPimp C: drug czar
Bun B: Ambassador to Jamaica


GravatarYep. That's why we're scrambling so hard to comply with EPR regs for sourcing and materials use in the EU.
Phila


Guess we can tell all the semiconductor companies scrambling to meet the RoHS compliance rules that they can stop bothering because our pet tr00l said so.


Gravataryour gut is getting yay too big for your trousers, and your hair is all falling out. I hear it's a babe magnet.

If the above is true keep the top up and have the side windows smoked.


GravatarFun to drive, inexpensive to maintain, and nothing ever fucking breaks.
fourlegsgood


US automobile captains of industry probably thought Japanese carmakers were naive and foolish for making machines of that quality.


GravatarLion kitty Maxx bids you all a good afternoon.


GravatarK&Y, and, "The other guy did it too" is the weakest of all defenses, eh?

I run into this one daily and my answer is always the same:

1. Is what you did wrong?
2. Who cares if someone else did it, they were wrong too.

But I guess they forgot what they learned in elementary school.


GravatarBuzzy: You should outa get a Miata. They are way cool, especially if you're turning 40, your wife has dumped you, your gut is getting yay too big for your trousers, and your hair is all falling out. I hear it's a babe magnet.
Bad Art


Thanks for the advice. I hope you're enjoying your Miata.


GravatarI think Pluto should be grandfathered in. No fair changing the rules in the middle of the game.


GravatarHiya QL,

How are you this fine afternoon??


GravatarGuess we can tell all the semiconductor companies scrambling to meet the RoHS compliance rules that they can stop bothering because our pet tr00l said so.
Dr. Wu | 08.26.06 - 4:24 pm | #


They can cry WEEE WEEE WEEE all the way home!


GravatarBut I guess they forgot what they learned in elementary school.
DWD -One Eye Good


"Everything's Clinton's fault?"


Gravatari defy you, america!


GravatarHello, Kent...hope you're doing well!

On that note, I'm going out to get some lunch. Good afternoon, all.


GravatarHi ql.

I haven't been around 'cause I had company. I took them to the airport in Gunnison this morning. Now I have two days to clean before I go back to the airport to pick up Mr. Tena.

And when he leaves, I'll have to clean again.

*sigh*

not my favorite thing to do.


GravatarHello Phila,

doing fine thanks, have a wonderful lunch.
.


GravatarO-kay - back out to finish the yardwork. Then I think, a small but well-crafted nap.


GravatarI think Pluto should be grandfathered in. No fair changing the rules in the middle of the game.

Ah, but there is precedent for what they did to poor little Pluto...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_Ceres

1 Ceres (IPA /ˈsiːriz/, Latin: Cerēs) is a dwarf planet in the asteroid belt. Its name is derived from the Roman goddess Ceres - the goddess of growing plants and of motherly love. It was discovered on January 1, 1801, by Giuseppe Piazzi. With a diameter of about 950 km, Ceres is by far the largest and most massive body in the asteroid belt: it contains approximately a third of the belt's total mass.

The classification of Ceres has changed more than once. At the time of its discovery it was considered a planet, but upon the realization that it represented the first of a class of many similar bodies, it was reclassified as an asteroid for over 150 years. As the first such body to be discovered, its name was prefixed by the number 1, under the modern system of asteroid numbering. After the discovery of the trans-Neptunian object 2003 UB313, a proposition was made by the International Astronomical Union to reinstate Ceres to the status of planet along with Pluto's moon, Charon, and 2003 UB313.[6][7] This draft definition did not successfully pass, and in its place an alternate proposal came into effect as of August 24, 2006, labelling Ceres a 'dwarf planet'. The IAU has not made any pronouncement on whether Ceres should continue to be formally considered an asteroid, although the body is still widely referred to by that term.


GravatarAnd on that note, I'm out to brave the dealerships and the bumbling, inexperienced newbie salesmen who are always your first contacts when you set foot on the lots.


GravatarPimp C: drug czar
Bun B: Ambassador to Jamaica
olexicon,Sir Humpty


I love you!


GravatarUS automobile captains of industry probably thought Japanese carmakers were naive and foolish for making machines of that quality.

When I lived in CAL I used to compare the cost of maintenance, of the Ford and the Mitsubishi (still have the mits, the ford is long gone) With less miles being driven the Ford cost several times as much yearly to keep it running well. BTW Ford is off the buying list, for this next purchase, which will be one or two vehicles, depending on what we find in the next few weeks.


GravatarVis-a-vis Pluto:

What the hell are Scorpios going to do?


GravatarAmerica is the will of the world.


GravatarThe only thing I'd add is that it's always somebody else, and never the hawks themselves, who ends up doing the paying.
Ridnik


Well son, it's hard work going to the Empire State Building and blogging. Why, that place is a major target of the terrorists. Never know if he'll make it home okay. The extra expense in tighty whities is playing havoc with the family budget, I tell ya!


GravatarPundits and other reporters keep trying to descend on Rhode Island, but they can't all fit in such a small place.


GravatarTom Delay's replacement: Willie D


GravatarAt home we believe in states rights, globally we believe in empire.

Rethuglicans only believe in "states rights" that fit their agenda. You want the right to restrict reproductive rights or allow racial discrimination, cool with them. If you want to legalize medical marijuana or impose strict environmental standards, the DOJ will be all over your ass quicker than you can say "George Bush is a dumbfuck."


GravatarRethuglicans only believe in "states rights" that fit their agenda.

which is why one cannot die with dignity in oregon.


GravatarCan someone tell me why if you don't go to Wendy's at either noon or 6PM you get crappy food?

I know. I know. It's crappy by definition.

But the meal I got at 4PM really blew donkey dick.


GravatarUS automobile captains of industry probably thought Japanese carmakers were naive and foolish for making machines of that quality.

The main reason they killed the electric car, besides the threat to oil prices, was the revolution in maintainance. Dealerships make the bulk of their money in repairs, tune-ups and replacement of parts, and the electric takes the car from a galaxy of various heirlooms from the age of invention down to a very few. You simply cannot make nearly as much maintaining electrics as gasoline-powered cars.


GravatarI think they should just create a new catagory for the littlest of the planets and call them:

Plutoids to honor the first found.

Another idea I heard is to call them the: Planettes

That's kinda cute.


Gravatarquicker than you can say "George Bush is a dumbfuck."

I can say that pretty damn fast -- and repeat it often.


GravatarBut the meal I got at 4PM really blew donkey dick.
Gomez | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 4:34 pm | #


blue donkey dick. isn't that combo #7?


Gravatar"This week, the U.S. State Department confirmed that it had launched an investigation into whether Isreal violated any ''secret agreements'' between it and Washington about the deployment of U.S.-made cluster bombs in civilian areas. "


GravatarScarface: governor of Texas


GravatarHey... Wanna be proactive in defeating Republicans?

Register Five Democrats


Gravatarblue donkey dick. isn't that combo #7?

Comes with a medium coke.


Gravataractually, if you have to get fast food wendy's is probably the best of the burger joints. at least you can get broiled chicken with baked or salad instead of freedom fries.

taco bell has the most food for the buck by mass, though.


Gravatarolexicon - Immortal Technique - Secretary of Defense.


Gravatar- Immortal Technique - Secretary of Defense.
Tena




UN ambassdor

Wyclef Jean


GravatarRemember that guy who beat you up as a kid and stole your lunch money? He's a Republican.


Gravatarmmmmm.. Taco Bell
I bet that would help this hangover.


GravatarWe get easy questions today? I like that.

BTW, the poundcake of orangeosity and rum is now available for human and Dalek consumption.


GravatarRemember that guy who beat you up as a kid and stole your lunch money? He's a Republican.

Nah. That would be my older brother.


Gravatartaco bell has the most food for the buck by mass, though.
dirk gently


Taco Bell uses slave labor in Florida to harvest its tomatoes.

I wouldn't go there for anything.


GravatarYou simply cannot make nearly as much maintaining electrics as gasoline-powered cars.
yu ri ke


That's because you don't repair it, you replace it.

And it's toxic waste.

I have a friend in electronic repairs. A lot of modern stuff isn't actually repairable. You swap modules or scrap the entire piece.
Needless to say the major expense, the batteries, are in fact the worst part of that equation.


GravatarGuy--please, I beg of you, don't do it!


GravatarBTW, the poundcake of orangeosity and rum is now available for human and Dalek consumption.
Sallyh


Over here!

*Does best impersonation of starving puppy*

(hey, it works for the dog)


GravatarUN ambassdor

Wyclef Jean
olexicon


Oh good one.

E40 for head of HEW.


GravatarTaco Bell uses slave labor in Florida to harvest its tomatoes

Did not know that. Won't go there again.


GravatarGuy--please, I beg of you, don't do it!
Sallyh


Taco Bell may very well be the worst food on the planet.


Gravatarolexicon - and I think Snoop Dogg should get the Fed.


GravatarSnoop Dogg or Young Jeezy.

They know how to stack paper.


Gravatar- and I think Snoop Dogg should get the Fed.
Tena |


no
FDA: to speed up marijuana legalization

HEW?


GravatarHEW?

Tracy Chapman.


GravatarThey know how to stack paper.
Tena |


Jay-Z?

he's got experience as a leader as DeF Jam prez


GravatarIf your town has a Hispanic stores section, observe
which taqueria or burrito place gets the most traffic. Food will be good, honest, and cheap.


GravatarOk.. you sold me. No Taco Bell.

I'm off for a extra-spicy bloody mary at the Nomad World Pub. That'll help.


Gravataractually Dr. Dre would make more sense at the FDA since he is a doctor


GravatarGomez - Taco Bell has been hauled into court more than once in Florida over their use of slave labor and naturally, Florida won't hold the corporation responsible.


Gravatarheehee OT

I have a small port roast, 1 1/2 pounds. An hour and 1/2 should do it, no? At 375.


Gravatarolexicon -

Jay-Z?

he's got experience as a leader as DeF Jam prez
olexicon,Sir Humpty



I defer to you.



GravatarGomez - Taco Bell has been hauled into court more than once in Florida over their use of slave labor and naturally, Florida won't hold the corporation responsible.
Tena


well, shoot. don't tell me about what subway is up to, it's the last fast food place veggies can go now.


Gravatarout here in Ohio visiting the old mom and who do you suppose got here first? a few blocks from my mommy? Deadeye Dick. Fundraiser for congressman-winger named Chabot. When I drove down the street where his supporters live, it was a veritable lawn sign war-- Chabot leading over Cransten, his rival, but shocking to me that there were any at all. ma lives in the belly of the red red beast.


GravatarHello, rabid lambofascists! Who is Bemoan Laffey? And why would someone name their kids Bemoan? Also, why Bigfoot pundit him?

Not to mention, how do you pundit someone?


GravatarIf your town has a Hispanic stores section, observe which taqueria or burrito place gets the most traffic.

Those FOREIGNERS post the names of the stores and menu items in FOREIGN LANGUAGES! Are languish is like totally under attacked, okay?


GravatarqL - I would think that would be more than enough time.

Start taking its temperature after about 45 - you don't want to dry it out.


Gravatarwell, shoot. don't tell me about what subway is up to, it's the last fast food place veggies can go now.
dirk gently,


You're on your own - don't know one thing about Subway.


GravatarI defer to you.


Tena


merci


GravatarIt's hotter'n a two-dollar pistol out there today, folxes.

I escaped the long arm of the law, even though one was right there, waitin' for me.
.


GravatarYa'll come over, heah: we got LITTLE BIG MAN on the TV, fresh sweetcorn as good as you've ever had (my special farmer friend's) and Wright's bacon for BLTs. (Pepper bacon is good, but I prefer the hickory smoked, Tena)


GravatarI think I've eaten my last Wendy Burger.

Aside from the health reasons, I'm batting about .200 when it comes to getting one that isn't dry as a desert.

Remember when they advertised them as being juicy? Not any more.

I'll spend the $5.55 I just paid on ground meat from the store and cook them at home on my George Foreman grill.


Gravatarql in ny
for your port/pork roast set a pan below it full of water. This helps keep it moist, since pork needs to be well done.


GravatarIt's hotter'n a two-dollar pistol out there today, folxes.

I hate to tell you what the temp is here right now, but I'll give you a hint: it ain't in the 60s.


Gloating is part of the experience up here.



GravatarOh good, morphed into a food thread. Went away to start preparations for dinner. Eschaton food threads are better than the Food Network, especially when GWPDA is here.


Gravatarfor your port/pork roast set a pan below it full of water. This helps keep it moist, since pork needs to be well done.
Doug


Yeah, I agree. I always do that for that reason.


GravatarWndy's is only good for the baked potato. KFC kicks ass when it comes to both price and quality of food, especially side dishes. Arguably chicken is slightly better than processed ground beef product because as least you're dealing with actual chicken and not a reconstructed facsimile. Also Arby's has a nice deal going where you get five different things for six dollars. Carl's Jr/Hardees and Rally's/Checkers are both decent burger joints, but the best for taste is the California-only In-n-Out Burger "Double Double."


GravatarMcDonald's has the best coffee in the world.


GravatarGomez: I'll spend the $5.55 I just paid on ground meat from the store and cook them at home on my George Foreman grill.

Everyone here deserves at least one Fat Mo's before they die (or give up beef).
.


GravatarActually, I understand you don't have to be so worried about cooking port well done anymore.


GravatarI'm going to go take a nap, batties. I was up late and got up early.

Later.



GravatarOn Topic, current polling suggests that while stealth wingnut Laffey may defeat Linc in the primary, he stands little chance against the Dem
Whitehead in the general.


GravatarNEWSWEEK Poll: A possibly revolutionary innovation in stem-cell research hasn’t changed American opinions on the topic. Meanwhile, Bush’s approval rating dips to 36 percent.
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14527419...9/site/ newsweek
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GravatarI understand you don't have to be so worried about cooking port well done anymore.

The bottle worms are extinct?


GravatarPork with port in a good old dutch oven.


GravatarA couple of weeks ago I was ordering at KFC through their drive thru and had my brain freeze on me: I ordered a "Large Breast" (which I corrected). When I got around to the pick up window the whole crew was rolling on the floor laughing.


GravatarYou need to special order your wendy's so they make it fresh.

Then take a bite before you drive away.


GravatarYea easy answers!!!


GravatarMcDonald's has the best coffee in the world.
jk | 08.26.06 - 4:58 pm |

Today in Ankara, Paris, Colombo, and Brasilia rioters destroyed McDonald's franchises...


GravatarIf wendy's fucks up your order, call the manager.

Tell them you want exclusive preparation in the future.


GravatarGomez | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 5:01 pm |

What, just the one? Usually they come in pairs...


GravatarA couple of weeks ago I was ordering at KFC through their drive thru and had my brain freeze on me: I ordered a "Large Breast" (which I corrected). When I got around to the pick up window the whole crew was rolling on the floor laughing. - Gomez

Gomez wins the boobie prize.


Gravatark&y: Today in Ankara, Paris, Colombo, and Brasilia rioters destroyed McDonald's franchises...

What, they didn't like the coffee?
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Gravataralso, in the local daily, The Cincinnati Enquirer, there was no national or international news on the first page or any page nearby. Is this by plan? Keep them dumb? Or don't offend anyone with bad news? of course, as far as I know (been here since Thursday night) there is no bad news! everything is beautiful in its own way: dust be diamonds, water be wine, happy happy happy all the time time time.


GravatarI might not have the best coffee in the world, but it is far better than McDonalds.


GravatarMy Cuisinart "instant-read" food thermometer seemed pricey at the time, but it's lasted forever and is real helpful for roasts.


Gravatardust be diamonds, water be wine, happy happy happy all the time time time.
report from the heartland



my girl wants to
party all the time
party all the time
party all the time


Gravatari paid $20 for a chicken sandwich at wendy's the other day. and it was my own damn fault.

i ordered it with a salad and dr pepper. they took my money and handed me the drink (s.o.p.), but i noticed the dr pepper was clear. so i made the mistake of pointing that out before i got my change.

never interrupt the normal flow of things, or something gets missed.

"they always fuck you at the drive thru"


GravatarMebbe it's just me, but E coli and bse are the two biggest deterrents to my consumption of ground beef products, anymore...

i rarely indulge in burgers these days...

i'll get some other kind of sandwich, thanks...

the fries are the same with blt as with a burger...


GravatarAside from the health reasons, I'm batting about .200 when it comes to getting one that isn't dry as a desert.

Never had a bad burger from Wendy's. Always piping hot and moist. But I haven't eaten one in about two years.


GravatarI have a Bunn Coffee maker. The coffee I make at my office is way better than any I could buy. And I use Maxwell House.


Gravatarsheets


GravatarNEWSWEEK Poll: A possibly revolutionary innovation in stem-cell research hasn’t changed American opinions on the topic.

Yes. More people (48%) still support it than oppose
(40%) it. Just like before, morans.


GravatarBoobie Prize for Gomez.


GravatarNever had a bad burger from Wendy's. Always piping hot and moist. But I haven't eaten one in about two years

The Wendy's I go to is right across from my office. It could be just this one is bad. I remember them being better.


GravatarDid know that if you google boobies, you don't get birds? Damn Google!


GravatarK, thanks. That's the kind of info I'm looking for. I'm biased against Mazdas (because of the Ford connection - bleah) in favor of Hondas

Stick with Hondas (or Acuras).


Umm, just read the Consumer Reports car report for 2005. Mazda 3 beat out the Civic and the Corolla for best value in its class. There are no dependability problems.

If you get a Civic, sure it will last for ten years. But for the money, I'd prefer a car that will last for ten years AND will give me acceleration when I ask for it. Mazda 3 gives me that. Don't rely just on what I'm saying - read up on what car magazines and Consumer Reports have to say about the car. It is definitely top of the heap in its price range.


GravatarWhat the hell are Scorpios going to do?
Tena

Does this mean our best colors change too?


GravatarFor the same money as a new Civic, a used BMW is much more fun, and much more car.


GravatarVicki, how was the roast?


GravatarWendy's were moist because they stored patties in water.


GravatarWhen are they going to start pointing out that like his racist counterparts, Laffee is an intolerant, homophobic bigot?


Gravatarbest
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