The semi-anonymous commenter "sdf" a.k.a. "sdf (Stu)" routinely demonstrates a bold and unique wit unreplicated in the blogosphere. I often find myself simultaneously laughing and crying when I read his priceless bon mots.
I always wait with the most intense anticipation for the marvelous comments posted by that witty, urbane fellow that shows up around here sometimes calling himself Doc. I also believe his doctoral dissertation, which I couldn't put down, deserves a Nobel Prize, at least.
Renaissance God (not Doc) |
09.09.06 - 2:01 pm | #
Heh. An Oxyboy fellator who reviews his own movies, and cranks out Clinton-bashing propaganda on demand?
Sounds like FEMA Director material to me!
Dr. Wu |
09.09.06 - 2:02 pm | #
See, it's for reasons like this - having ones secret identity revealed - that I chose to give up hiding behind my acronym and use my own name when blog-posting. Oh, I know it's not much - but to me, being upfront and honest is just the way to live.
"Witty, bold, brazen, irreverent, affectionate, a real kick in the pants!"
I demand proof that Cyrus Nowrasteh does not kick his wife in the pants.
fds (Da zdrastvuet NTodd!) |
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09.09.06 - 2:02 pm | #
masculine_monica_nyc is the heart and soul of the blogosphere. To read her civil, testosterone-ripe, motherfuckin' cocksuckin' posts is to weep from the recognition of the possibility of real truthiness and beauticiousness on the interwebtubes.
cyn_acinom_enilucsam |
09.09.06 - 2:02 pm | #
I also believe his doctoral dissertation, which I couldn't put down, deserves a Nobel Prize, at least.
Does this mean no troll shit like downstairs?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
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09.09.06 - 2:04 pm | #
Why don't we hire Ken Burns to do a Sept.11 documentary the way it should be done?
Wannabeanona
Yeah, but what kind of a GOP campaign ad would that be? ABC's not interested in entertaining or telling the truth--they're interested in making sure the FCC stays their lapdog for two more years.
Dr. Wu |
09.09.06 - 2:05 pm | #
that his wife loved the work and blogged about it.
I swear to dog, I'm laughing my ssa ffo right won.
mer |
09.09.06 - 2:05 pm | #
It's looks to me...and every other thinking person on the planet...that his wife loved the work and blogged about it.
shit-dip and "thinking persons" in the same sentence.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thanks for playing, dipturd. Now go away.
Capt., erm, MAJ. Otog |
09.09.06 - 2:05 pm | #
Mark B is the smartest and best commenter the Internets have ever seen. My only complaint is the he doesn't post enough.
B Kram |
09.09.06 - 2:05 pm | #
It's looks to me...and every other thinking person on the planet--
Ummm, you need to count yourself out of that last there . . . "thinking person". Not a fuckin' chance, Bunky.
Supreme Commander Thor |
09.09.06 - 2:05 pm | #
Actually, for the very wittiest and intelligent commentary, CK Dexter Haven is always the gold standard. His piercing insights and rapier like wit are not to be missed.
nevaH retxeD KC |
09.09.06 - 2:05 pm | #
they're interested in making sure the FCC stays their lapdog for two more years
They're also looking for ratings and, y'know, ad cash.
cyn_acinom_enilucsam |
09.09.06 - 2:05 pm | #
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Didja see all the newest Curly?
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
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09.09.06 - 2:06 pm | #
that his wife loved the work and blogged about it.
Wives are always totally impartial.
Unless it's Hillary. Then she's a lesbian killer who fley the plane into the Pentagon and used her super X-powers to fly out unseen at the last moment.
Supreme Commander Thor |
09.09.06 - 2:06 pm | #
.Greenwald...not that's a real sock puppeteer
dipshit
Now that's the only true thing you've said all day.
Sweet Sue |
09.09.06 - 2:06 pm | #
Hulk thank kluH for nice comments.
Hulk say kluH true American patriot.
Which reminds me--when did the wingnuts shift from 9/11 being a turning point in our nation's history and a national tragedy, to 9/11 being just another way to take a cheap shot at Clinton? When the World Trade Center souvenir magnet market got saturated?
Dr. Wu |
09.09.06 - 2:07 pm | #
Doesn't anybody think this is too convenient to be true? I think it's more likely that someone against the movie is trying to recreate the "sprezzatura" scandal, rather than that Betsy Nowrasteh would do something so obvious.
I don't want the movie to be shown, but this just smells too much like a set-up.
Jim Gardner |
09.09.06 - 2:08 pm | #
I know if the heroic Doc was here he would manufacture some incredibly brilliant, yet subtle smackdown of the wretched troll dipshit. For myself, I must be content to simply tell him to go piss up a rope.
Renaissance God (not Doc) |
09.09.06 - 2:08 pm | #
They're also looking for ratings and, y'know, ad cash.
cyn_acinom_enilucsam
No ads in The Path to 9/11.
Dr. Wu |
09.09.06 - 2:08 pm | #
Gotta go...I heard that the ever-witty Captain Goto has to go pick up his kid, and he does it so gosh-darn magnificently, that I have to go watch him do that.
Capt., erm, MAJ. Otog |
09.09.06 - 2:08 pm | #
Jeffraham--looking at it right now, just before I head off to attack another bathroom.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
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09.09.06 - 2:08 pm | #
Which reminds me--when did the wingnuts shift from 9/11 being a turning point in our nation's history and a national tragedy, to 9/11 being just another way to take a cheap shot at Clinton? When the World Trade Center souvenir magnet market got saturated?
Dr. Wu
Well, there's always that coin.
Where the towers rise up in a sculpture.
Terry C, Unabashed Partisan |
09.09.06 - 2:08 pm | #
Dr. Wu: When the World Trade Center souvenir magnet market got saturated?
It was the cheesy coin w/pop-up towers that broke the camel's back, so to speak.
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
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09.09.06 - 2:08 pm | #
Part I
Scene from new docudrama called What Went Wrong on 9/11 to be aired sometime in the future, based on the 9/11 Commission Report.
Narrator: Days after the shock of events diminished, Secret Service Agents around Mr. Bush started smiling a kind of half-smile. Most observers thought it conveyed a mixture of approval for the man and dismay over the events that had seemed to overtake him. But in reality, it had to do with what agents had seen in the President's behavior when he was informed that the World Trade Center had been struck.
[Cut to scene of an immobilized Bush listening to My Pet Goat with a look of ashen fear and indecision on his face. This continues for minutes after being informed in no uncertain terms of what was happening. Cut to Secret Service agents observing this and registering disbelief and growing contempt at his inaction.]
JT |
09.09.06 - 2:08 pm | #
Oh, Millie!
Pt. Adm. Tim Finnegan |
Homepage |
09.09.06 - 2:08 pm | #
Jeffraham--Curly is, as always, beautiful. I love Bedtime Curly mostest!
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
Homepage |
09.09.06 - 2:09 pm | #
No ads in The Path to 9/11.
In the surrounding programming, and for the time slot, generally.
cyn_acinom_enilucsam |
09.09.06 - 2:09 pm | #
Boy, I sure do like Interrobang's comments, but Interrobang isn't around enough. The statistical analyses on the Interroblog are kick-ass, though.
And Soirta, man, he's just the most brilliant thing ever... I especially like how his pen-name, Nacnud Kcalb, looks in print.
Punctuationpuppet |
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09.09.06 - 2:09 pm | #
[Cut to two Secret Service agents shortly afterward talking about the earlier scene.]
First Agent: Did you see POTUS frozen in front of the kids when he heard the news?
Second Agent: Yeah. I couldn't believe it. He looked like he shit himself and couldn't move.
First Agent: How long did that go on? It seemed like forever.
Second Agent: Too long. Who the fuck was in charge then?
First Agent: Not him, that's for sure.
Second Agent: Yeah. The leader of the free world. POTUS. Puddle Of Terrified Urine and Shit.
First Agent: (chuckles derisively) Jesus! You got that right.
JT |
09.09.06 - 2:09 pm | #
No ads in The Path to 9/11.
Unless you count the Bush speech which will be inserted into the middle of one episode.
B Kram |
09.09.06 - 2:09 pm | #
Jim Gardner-
So someone posted a review in 1998 as a setup for a take-down in 2006?
spinoza Neque lugere, neque in |
09.09.06 - 2:09 pm | #
[Cut to Secret Service agents observing this and registering disbelief and growing contempt at his inaction.]
The agent smiling the least is the one who had to wipe the chair after the Chimpster got up.
Dr. Wu |
09.09.06 - 2:10 pm | #
Camarillo, CA is the home of one of the states largest nuthouses. Charley Parker made it famous because of his frequent visits.
POBEB
Mikki Maus |
09.09.06 - 2:10 pm | #
I think that Gomez is the funniest guy on this blog.
Zemeg |
09.09.06 - 2:11 pm | #
Nacnud Kcalb! Man, he was *tihs het*!
cyn_acinom_enilucsam |
09.09.06 - 2:11 pm | #
Hulk--why not Hulk smash dipshit?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
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09.09.06 - 2:12 pm | #
Camarillo, CA is the home of one of the states largest nuthouses. Charley Parker made it famous because of his frequent visits.
POBEB
Mikki Maus
She had that
Camarillo brillo
Flamin' out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
Terry C, Unabashed Partisan |
09.09.06 - 2:17 pm | #
The Clenis: more powerful than gravity.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
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09.09.06 - 2:17 pm | #
You know whose comments always leave me in stunned admiration? JeffCO's.
Ffej in the OC |
09.09.06 - 2:17 pm | #
Why don't they show "Path to 9/11" on FoxNews, where it belongs.
Gomez |
09.09.06 - 2:18 pm | #
Why don't they show "Path to 9/11" on FoxNews, where it belongs.
Man, you are a riot Gomez.
Zemog |
09.09.06 - 2:19 pm | #
The Clenis knocked down the Twin Towers.
Not some stupid airplanes.
Yes, but it was an accident. He just turned around quickly with a gargantuan stiffy.
He shouldn't have been standing between the towers.
Toonscribe, CHEAP SCOOTERS! |
09.09.06 - 2:20 pm | #
Cyrus Nowrasteh is the role model for shoelimpy/analannie and all their other personalities.
Terry C, Unabashed Partisan |
09.09.06 - 2:20 pm | #
How come no one ever says anything nice about my fucking posts?
Boob |
09.09.06 - 2:23 pm | #
How come no one ever says anything nice about my fucking posts? -Boob
I, for one, am a great admirer of boob's.
JeffCO |
09.09.06 - 2:27 pm | #
Boob, since your name is a palindrome, sock puppetry is harder for you.
B Kram |
09.09.06 - 3:15 pm | #
How come Atrios leads to somebody's wife sock-puppeting, but not a liberal blogger who Atrios has linked to dozens of times?
American Hawk |
09.09.06 - 5:47 pm | #