I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Hi
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I made first
I did not make first, but I am here.
back in your shell, crabby one!
could have made 3rd
Fat liberal film directors will be the death of us all!
woody and DWD
how have you been?
Woody have you straighten out your health problems?
I love Sacha Cohen, but his Borat character kind of grated on me on Da Ali G show...
Michael Moore is fat? Who knew!
John Kerry raises hell at Faneuil Hall.
Donald Rumsfeld – the man who should have been fired as Secretary of Defense long ago – Donald Rumsfeld recently gave a low and ugly speech in which he smeared those who dissent from a catastrophic policy, and then spoke of “moral confusion.”
Well, there certainly is a lot of moral confusion around these days.
It is immoral for old men to send young Americans to fight and die in a conflict without a strategy that can work – on a mission that has not weakened terrorism but worsened it.
It is immoral to lie about progress in that war to get through a news cycle or an election.
It is immoral to treat 9/11 as a political pawn – and to continue to excuse the invasion of Iraq by exploiting the 3,000 mothers and fathers, sons and daughters who were lost that day. They were attacked and killed not by Saddam Hussein but by Osama bin Laden.
And it is deeply immoral to compare a majority of Americans who oppose a failing policy and seek a winning one to appeasers of Fascism and Naziism.
There's more. I hope this gets the coverage it deserves.
hermit crab, I am doing okay. Back and neck still hurt: but I think that is something I have to live with.
WGG was well the last time we spoke (though he is now not welcome on airplanes)
[shakes fist, withholds Curly]
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Borat is an awesome Person! And his movie is witty, bold, brazen, irreverent, affectionate, a real kick in the pants!
I love Sacha Cohen, but his Borat character kind of grated on me on Da Ali G show...
rorschach
I enjoyed his awkward, yet confident gangsta personna, interviewing the likes of Newt Gingrich. And Buzz Aldrin, if I remember correctly.
Is nice!
I'll bet Michael Moore was unable to fix the projector because he is sloppy.
Stewart and Colbert condemed to hell, fire, and brimstone by wingnut preacher.
Free Curly
Michael Moore is going to redo F911, and he'll have Borat fly the plane into the second tower.
Stewart and Colbert condemed to hell, fire, and brimstone by wingnut preacher.
Well, shit. They better get their affairs in order, 'cause it's game over, man.
Borat is Awesome!
Mr. Baron-Cohen actually wades in to the people and groups that we often blog and comment about.
And Buzz Aldrin, if I remember correctly.
Max Planck
That made me go watch the video of Buzz Aldrin punching Bart Sibel in the face again.
Jeffraham--please no withholding of Curly. It's not nice.
I enjoyed his awkward, yet confident gangsta personna, interviewing the likes of Newt Gingrich. And Buzz Aldrin, if I remember correctly.
Max Planck | 09.09.06 - 2:14 pm | #
Yep, me too.
And I loved it when he got the former UN head to say, "I am Boutros Boutros-Ghali/Put down your guns and listen to Bob Marley."
Any chance the filming was coordinated by Paul Bremer? It may take year to sort it out.
Any chance the filming was coordinated by Paul Bremer? It may take year to sort it out.
Michael Moore Too Fat to Fix Film Projector
George Soros Too Wealthy to Participate in U.S. Politics
Michael Moore Too Fat to Fix Film Projector
George Soros Too Wealthy to Participate in U.S. Politics
George Bush too stupid to wipe own ass.
Anyone out there actually believe this shit? I'd love hear from you and discuss it.
Yes, it's true: Fred Phelps is officially the batshit craziest dude on the planet.
"Stewart and Colbert condemed to hell, fire, and brimstone"
Well ya know, these folks came over to this country so they could worship the way they wanted.
(And make everybody else worship that way too.)
And I loved it when he got the former UN head to say, "I am Boutros Boutros-Ghali/Put down your guns and listen to Bob Marley."
rorschach
He's sort of taken on the mantle, in that character at least, of the contemporary Norm Crosby malapropism shtick.
An underrated satiric vehicle, IMO.
I also really like Funkyzeit mit Bruno.
I also really like Funkyzeit mit Bruno.
Yes, it's true: Fred Phelps is officially the batshit craziest dude on the planet.
Just wait untiil I get into the Senate.
Yes, it's true: Fred Phelps is officially the batshit craziest dude on the planet.
Dr.Wu
Pastor Fred Phelps. America has become a nation of sodomites. America is a nation of fag enabling fools because only fools make a mock at sin. Prov. 14:9
Love to see that copy of the Bible.
George Bush too stupid to wipe own ass.
George Bush too much of a fuck up to be President.
Love to see that copy of the Bible.
mom-akabitchfromhell
Apparently it also talks about Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
Stewart and Colbert condemed to hell, fire, and brimstone by wingnut preacher.
Ol' Fred slurs his words as much as Boots. I suspect both are hitting the sauce.
Michael Moore did fix the projector. He just lied about it.
He's also very skinny. He lies about being fat, too.
I know about all this because some dipshit told me.
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I've got a few Cafe Coco pix up now... more later. I'm waiting for multi-piercings and tattoos.
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I liked it when Borat got Lieberman to french kiss NTodd.
Apparently it also talks about Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
Dr. Wu
I always thought that was Nostradamus. Anyway, isn't this the same nut that shows up at funerals with "Fags Deserve to Die" posters and such?
mmmmmmmmm crabcakes with Woody and DWD, mmmmmmmmmmmm
oh and......
WooooooHopooooooooo!!!
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HOW CAN ANYBODY LISTEN TO THIS SHIT WITHOUT LAUGHING?
A Pakistan government statement disputed what it calls a "ludicrous" CNN report that said Taliban leader Mullah Omar, who heads the religious militia fighting U.S. and NATO forces in Afghanistan, is living in Pakistan.
The statement -- which said there "has been no evidence" that Omar is in Pakistan -- called the news report a "baseless and concocted story and nothing but mere figment of reporters' imagination."
Damn. Two of these deniles in two days. Co-in-c-dints, I'm sure.
Fred Phelps is a dolomite.
Whoever is smart enough to produce "Borat On A Plane" will be a gazillionaire.
I liked it when Borat got Lieberman to french kiss NTodd.
That wasn't a kiss. He was just leaning over to tell me that he respects my campaign and if I win I'll wake up the next day with a horse's ass in my bed.
mom-akabitchfromhell
Yeah, he shows up at soldiers' funerals and heaps abuse on the families for letting their kids fight for a country that tolerates homosexuality. Classy, eh?
America is all going to hell because of barbecueing.
Barbecueing violates 49 different injunctions in Leviticus against improper animal sacrifices.
I've tolerated this long enough.
No more.
I'm telling God about the barbecueing.
Well ya know, these folks came over to this country so they could worship the way they wanted.
(And make everybody else worship that way too.)
See, this is the part that really baffles me.
These twits are simply too stupid to understand that the very state apparatus they seek to control to impose their beliefs on others cold very well turn around and impose a belief system on them. The Baptists, in the aggregate, used to get this, and were among the strongest defenders of the "Wall", to keep the government's nose out of their religion.
That made me go watch the video of Buzz Aldrin punching Bart Sibel in the face again.
Good for ol' Buzz. If anyone ever deserved a poke in the snoot, it was the pussy that was 'interviewing' Aldrin.
That was cool.
America is all going to hell because of barbecueing.
Now, we talking babecuing or grilling? 'Cause if that's the case, I might be okay.
"George Bush too much of a fuck up to be President."
--JT
I'd be okay if it was only a nightmare and I could wake up to find it not true.
I liked it better when politics were boring.
HOW CAN ANYBODY LISTEN TO THIS SHIT WITHOUT LAUGHING?
Dr. Wu
Borat's not funny, motherfucker.
Now watch this drive.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--please no withholding of Curly. It's not nice.
Okay... y'know I just say that when I get left on the dead thread. 
New Curly: I've got one of him awake, and two of him asleep left on the mo-chine. Which one ya want right now? Remember, I have to ration a little, as I have several hours left before I head back to WiFiLessNess...
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America is all going to hell because of barbecueing.
But Xian babies are so tasty on the barby!
Borat's not funny, motherfucker.
LOL. I was talking about Fred Phelps.
Now, we talking babecuing or grilling? 'Cause if that's the case, I might be okay.
Grilling is worse, unless done on the Northeast end of your property.
I'm telling God about the barbecueing.
Gomez | 09.09.06 - 2:28 pm | #
Plus the very word "barbeque" derives from the language of the godless heathen Arawak natives of the Caribbean!
(As does "hammock.")
From what I've seen of this Cohen guy, he's off his fucking rocker.
And I mean that as a compliment.
Good for ol' Buzz. If anyone ever deserved a poke in the snoot, it was the pussy that was 'interviewing' Aldrin.
Don't ever fuck with guys named "Buzz". Particuarly when you tell them they didn't do something they did.
Carrol O'Connor's Archie Bunker was also a very good satirical malapropist.
In one episode he remarks that Nixon is taking a much deserved vacation at his residence in San Clemency. Another time, he instructs the Meathead that "Everyone knows, that yer position is nine-tenths of the law".
ELI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Borat funny! Throw Lieberman down well - very funny. I like, is good.
Hiya, res!
mom-akabitchfromhell -- Curly is free to all! In 10 days, he may be free to a good home, locally. 
If you want some large format jpgs/gifs of him, suitable for screensavers and desktop wallpaper, e-mail me at jeffraham at gmail dot com.
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Max Planck,
That was a great show. It deteriorated in the last years, as they all do. But when it was good, it was great. The clowns at "Survivor" probably tell themselves lies about going out on a limb the way that Lear did with that show, but they are deluding themselves.
In one episode he remarks that Nixon is taking a much deserved vacation at his residence in San Clemency. Another time, he instructs the Meathead that "Everyone knows, that yer position is nine-tenths of the law".
My favorite one was of him talking about the Pope, and he says "How can you trust a guy who says he’s inflammable?"
Moore tells the audience that someone is on their way to the Elgin to steal a part fro their projector, adding that since people don't lock their doors here, it'll be easy
what moore failed to mention was that this was a facetious joke.
oh, the deceit!
Borat funny! Throw Lieberman down well - very funny. I like, is good.
Throw the Joe down the well, so my party can be free.
Don't ever fuck with guys named "Buzz". Particuarly when you tell them they didn't do something they did.
Good advice. I had a good friend named Buzz, also. He went about 300 pounds and could bench press the same amount.
LOL. I was talking about Fred Phelps.
Dr. Wu
Fred Plephs VERY funny, too! Throw faggot down well to kiss Joe Lieberman! Is good!
George is also a very good satirical malapropist.
At one point he said [fill in blank].
Toonscribe, CHEAP SCOOTERS!
dipshit doesn't have a chance around here.
and if I win I'll wake up the next day with a horse's ass in my bed.
NTodd, CT's Next Senator | Homepage | 09.09.06 - 2:27 pm |
fred phelps in your bed?
These twits are simply too stupid to understand that the very state apparatus they seek to control to impose their beliefs on others cold very well turn around and impose a belief system on them.
God would *never* let that happen!
And yet, no one's offered to help me clean house today. I find that - unfortunate.
America is all going to hell because of barbecueing.
Is St. Lawrence the patron saint of barbequing?
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fred phelps in your bed?
Santorum in your sheets?
Is it me or does anyone else think Fred Phelps resembles Charlton Heston or Jack Palance?
You decide:
http://www.bullshitnews.co.uk/Im...on/
OldChuck.jpg
http://www.huntingtonnews.net/
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http://www.imdb.com/gallery/gran...Palance,%
20Jack
The Baptists, in the aggregate, used to get this, and were among the strongest defenders of the "Wall", to keep the government's nose out of their religion.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
Only so long as they thought that they were going to lose.
Fred Phelps got himself declared persona non grata in Canada.
And we all know about God Hates Shrimp, don't we?
Don't even get me started about mixing two types of fabrics together.
Fucking sinners.
and if I win I'll wake up the next day with a horse's ass in my bed.
NTodd, CT's Next Senator
fred phelps in your bed?
dirk gently, pacofascist
Fred Phelps is IN NTODD's PANTS!!!!
And yet, no one's offered to help me clean house today. I find that - unfortunate.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
Come over and help with mine and then we'll do yours.
dipshit doesn't have a chance around here.
pie
That phule (and his sidekick Aug's) was around earlier.
Those 2 get stupider with each passing moment.
And the guys that sleep with women and don't pay their fathers with livestock will burn in hell FOREVER.
Fred Phelps is IN NTODD's PANTS!!!!
jac, NTodd's Campaign Manager
that can only help him in the polls.
and if I win I'll wake up the next day with a horse's ass in my bed.
NTodd, CT's Next Senator
fred phelps in your bed?
dirk gently, pacofascist
Fred Phelps is IN NTODD's PANTS!!!!
jac, NTodd's Campaign Manager
No, obviously it will be Lieberman. Sheeesh. Just watch out for the kiss. It can kill your chances for re-election.
If god hates shrimps, god doesn't have to eat them. More for me, thank you god.
Sallyh -- When do we get new Maddie, Mikey, Ginger (and the rest of the gang) photos?
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Later, folks. I have to go BBQ.
See ya in Hell!
Fred Phelps is IN NTODD's PANTS!!!!
Holy shit!!! Are Ntodds pants hosting military funerals now?????
Damn versatile them pants are when they get loose from the boy!!
And the guys that sleep with women and don't pay their fathers with livestock will burn in hell FOREVER.
Gomez | 09.09.06 - 2:39 pm | #
What about guys who sleep with livestock and don't pay with women?
All of this incivility is only helping the Republicans.
If god hates shrimps, god doesn't have to eat them. More for me, thank you god.
mer | 09.09.06 - 2:39 pm | #
god loves shrimp. that's why you can't have any.
he's a selfish fuck.
Fred Phelps is IN NTODD's PANTS!!!!
A) No wonder he won't wear them!
B) Clearly the product of mutated jeans.
What about guys who sleep with livestock and don't pay with women?
rorschach
Should read "play with women." They're called Republicans
No, obviously it will be Lieberman. Sheeesh. Just watch out for the kiss. It can kill your chances for re-election.
mom-akabitchfromhell
Apparently, Joe is in a well, kissing Fred Phelps.
Or something. I demand Dan Gerstein prove that he isn't.
But even if it's true, it can only be good for the Republicans in November.
What about guys who sleep with livestock and don't pay with women?
Sounds OK to me. As long as you kill their first born.
B) Clearly the product of mutated jeans.
JeffCO | 09.09.06 - 2:41 pm | #
cute, but i think fred is more into polyester.
in bright pastel patterns.
Carrol O'Connor's Archie Bunker was also a very good satirical malapropist.
In one episode he remarks that Nixon is taking a much deserved vacation at his residence in San Clemency. Another time, he instructs the Meathead that "Everyone knows, that yer position is nine-tenths of the law".
Max Planck | 09.09.06 - 2:31 pm | #
Sadly, wingnuts have taken to think that Archie Bunker is a role model for them.
And yet, no one's offered to help me clean house today. I find that - unfortunate.
I'm not sure you'd want that help from me. However I've got some excellent huckleberry coffee cake, and Sumatrian coffee in the coffee maker.
To the person here reading from Vista, CA -- I have been to your fair town, once, some years ago. I was getting drunk with Allan Holdsworth, at his 51st birthday party, in his geodesic dome house there in Vista.
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really brilliant 'diary' at dailykos:
Madison Ave. Ad Exec Reveals How GOP Wins Elections
full of practical advice for democrats to win
Holy shit!!! Are Ntodds pants hosting military funerals now?????
Damn versatile them pants are when they get loose from the boy!!
ChoosyBeggarProviderUNE™
Well, NTodd isn't wearing them, so it's OK.
All of this incivility is only helping the Republicans. -Skoorb Divad
You are so fucking righteous!
I'm not sure you'd want that help from me. However I've got some excellent huckleberry coffee cake, and Sumatrian coffee in the coffee maker.
Doug,
Wish I were at your house.
Sounds OK to me. As long as you kill their first born.
Killing the first Bjorn was one of the Twelve Plagues of Sweden.
In one episode he remarks that Nixon is taking a much deserved vacation at his residence in San Clemency.
I'm not sure you'd want that help from me. However I've got some excellent huckleberry coffee cake
Cake or death!
Blameless owls.
I'm all wired up on Cafe Coco coffee... yeeeeHAW!
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Killing the first Bjorn was one of the Twelve Plagues of Sweden.
Toonscribe, CHEAP SCOOTERS! | 09.09.06 - 2:44 pm | #
But we had to stop the Borg!
Ntodd's Pantaloons of versatility™
Coming to a mall near you!
Soon to be part of a greater empire with a line of fragrant body oils to follow!
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canada has hate speech laws
If MM would just lose weight, there'd be nothing for wingnuts to talk about.
For the good of America, MM, please get very skinny... for the children.
Those 2 get stupider with each passing moment.
They must be stupid to continue to support Chimpy. He came to MI yesterday to raise money for the repub candidate for Senate but put off meeting with the Big 3, "since the idea of a meeting had gotten mired in politics," according to Dana Perino.
Shorter Bush: I got nuthin' and all I'm good for is fundraising, if that. What a stupid man he is.
Not much time for blogging today. Went to the farmer's market and just made corn chowder with fresh corn and whole milk, potatoes, onions and garlic. To add extra flavor, the cobs are simmered in the milk and then removed before the sauteed ingredients and the corn are added.
It's cornilicious!
Not much time for blogging today. Went to the farmer's market and just made corn chowder with fresh corn and whole milk, potatoes, onions and garlic. To add extra flavor, the cobs are simmered in the milk and then removed before the sauteed ingredients and the corn are added.
It's cornilicious!
MMM. Have a bowl for me.
heavens to ysteb
a hopeless case if - listen: there's a hell
of a good universe next door; let's go
LOL, I was there for that screening at Ryerson, I actually commend Moore for getting up and deriding our government as well as the Q&A he did....plus he gave it his best shot...and we got to go back yesterday and finish screening the film...so all is good.
Still have to laugh at the person trolling the line willing to pay 80.00 for a ticket, damn though I was tempted.
Unfortunately it won't be a big thing. Sasha is little known outside the HBO crowd which is very little to start with. The character is great, but it rubs some folks I know the wrong way which will further diminish it's impact on the screen. It'll be big on DVD, but not the screen.
Well, thank God for Borat. We certainly could use some extra laughs while Bushco continues to shamelessly exploit 9/11 and the MSM laps it up. How many times can truth be kicked, as Borat would say, in the krem?
I meant trawling...meh
Disclaimer: my spelling of "krem" is merely an educated guess.
Oh, and I wouldn't suggest you look at pictures of his wife.
Have a bowl for me.
I will!
In one episode he remarks that Nixon is taking a much deserved vacation at his residence in San Clemency.
For those not brought up in the 60's and 70's, Nixon had two hideaways during his Presidency. One was in Florida, the Bay of Biscayne. HIs point man there was a dude named Bebe Rebozo. No shit. His other cave, was 3,200 miles away in California. It was an extremely exclusive place called San Clemente, and God knows who paid for it, being that Nixon's
only private law practice consisted of a coupla distracted years in NYC following his loss to JFK in 1960, and his loss to Jerry Brown's dad, Pat for Governor of Ca. in 1962.
Where did Nixon get the coin, after self-admittedly being a poor student, serving the public for most of his life, to have access to two mansions, on either side of our country?
LIEBERMAN CAMPAIGN CALLS OUT LAMONT HYPOCRISY
ON LIEBERMAN’S 1998 IMPEACHMENT SPEECH
HARTFORD – Lieberman for Senate Campaign Manager Sherry Brown issued the following statement today regarding Ned Lamont’s contradictory statements about Senator Joe Lieberman’s floor speech in 1998 on the impeachment proceedings against former President Bill Clinton:
“With each passing day, it becomes increasingly clear that Ned Lamont’s hypocrisy knows no bounds. He has run such a negative campaign up until this point that he had to reach back eight years to find something new to attack Joe Lieberman about — and in this case he was so desperate to lash out that he didn’t seem to care that he was completely contradicting himself.
“As the New York Times reported on Friday (http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/08/nyregion/
08conn.html?pagewanted=print), Ned Lamont directly attacked Senator Joe Lieberman for publicly voicing the views of many Democrats about President Clinton’s conduct in the Monica Lewinsky matter.
And as the Times reported today (http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/09/nyregion/
09LAMONT.html), these comments were completely at odds with the statement of support that Ned Lamont emailed to Senator Lieberman two weeks after Lieberman’s floor speech, in which Lamont said `Clinton’s behavior was outrageous: a Democrat had to stand up and say as much.’
“Sadly, this is just the latest example of Ned Lamont’s hypocrisy. Earlier this week, he apparently became the first candidate in American history to take three different stands in a one-issue campaign.
“Speaking before reporters in Washington on Wednesday, Lamont rejected his own endorsement of a hard deadline for total withdrawal 10 months now, and instead endorsed a soft 18-month timetable in consultation with American military leaders. Then the very next day, in an email to supporters, Lamont’s campaign manager went back to calling for an ‘immediate withdrawal.’
“That just goes to show the clear choice that voters have in November. Do they want a leader who will stand by his principles and fight for what he believes is right for his constituents and his country? Or do they want someone who will say or do anything to get elected to the U.S. Senate?”
Below, please find a fact sheet about Joe Lieberman’s record on the impeachment proceedings against former President Clinton:
Joe Lieberman Stood by Bill Clinton
Joe Lieberman voted against impeaching President Clinton, and many prominent Democrats credit his statements with helping to save the Clinton Presidency.
Joe Lieberman Voted Against Impeaching President Clinton. Joe Lieberman voted “no” on both articles of impeachment brought against President Clinton. [Vote #17, 2/12/1999, Count 1, Failed 45-55, JL: N, Vote #18, Count 2, 50-50, 2/12/99; JL: N]
Lieberman Voted Against Calling Witnesses to Testify against Clinton. Joe Lieberman voted against Republican efforts to call Monica Lewinsky as a witness to testify against Bill Clinton. [Vote #
Um, not to get overly literal but the link seems to indicate that regardless of his girth Moore did indeed come to the rescue and fix the projector or whatever...
maybe is all of the mouse ears of late (and I so do not mean Christina, Britney or Justin) that made me squint hard, looking at the first imagery on stage....seeing mickey instead of Michael
The big white booties......I mean Mike's size ????15 gym shoes.
yeaah, it was the booties.
Looking forward to Borat... but can't wait for Jackass 2
Jackass 2??? Is that Bush's next plan for Iraq?
So this Borat guy, he's kinda like Bush in his humor, sort of down home, kinda guy you'd like to have a beer with? Crack a few good-time jokes?
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