HULK SMASHED
Me first!
me somethingth.
i am not ready to abandon the boob thread, tho.
This thread is about a boob also.
Marianne Faithful in black leather jumpsuit on the Flix channel. Just sayin.
The chairman of Telecom Italia quit. Which would not be big news except that it's because he got involved with Team Bush -- he wanted to sell the cellphone part to the Carlyle group and the fixed line part to Murdoch. Not too popular with the Italian gummint.
My daughter's watching Lewis Black on HBO.
He's busting on Monkey Boy.
The fuckwad in chief actually threatened to quit interrogating terror suspects unless he gets his way.
Wow.
Policy by tantrum.
Monday is another five year anniversary that Shrub has not resolved yet either!
Screw that...I wan't some Special K!
Err, what ever that means.
This thread is about a boob also.
The Kenosha Kid
ROFLMAO
Yes it is.
My daughter's watching Lewis Black on HBO.
Yeah, I'm watching that, too... though I've seen it before.
Great stuff!
wonder what Althouse will say about Special Ed's manboobies. Has she seen that picture of Hugh "Boom Boom" Hewitt?
"All kidding aside, this points up two problems with the media: they cannot keep from fixating on Rice's marital status and they cannot be relied upon to remain serious. If Rice looked like Helen Thomas, the first problem may not even arise, but her appealing physical appearance and lack of a wedding ring seem to have become an obsession with the media."
Appealing Physical Appearance?
Condi????????
She looks perpetually constipated!
say something funny.
Please God, why am I getting Sen. George "Macaca" Allen ads in the "Ads by Google" box on the left. Make it stop!
The Global War on Terror and the 1% Doctrine
Because it is a global war, and because our borders are porous, it will be necessary to legalize information gathering through whatever means necessary, both within and without the US, to identify and capture terrorist suspects and potential terrorists sympathizers. Because terrorist networks have high tech communication and sophisticated organizational systems, it is essential that they be apprehended and detained in secret. Because the terrorist suspects ideology is evil, it is necessary that detainees be tortured to determine their guilt or innocence. Because the Geneva conventions as well as our own laws prohibit torture, it is essential that torture be legally defined so that our torturers can avoid those actions that we define as torture. If we do not pass legislation to define torture, our torturers could be held legally culpable for torturing detainees, and not just the innocent suspects but the guilty ones too. Because the laws we must pass to fight the global war on terror are clearly unconstitutional, it will be necessary to declare a state of emergency and Martial Law until the glorious day of victory.
Freedom is on the march.zzz
OMG, i figured ed was an old man.
is that 3 chins or 4?
step away from the pasta fatboy.
Not enough boobs on this thread!!!
all ed needs is mouse ears.
Not enough boobs on this thread!!!
Well, you're here now. Problem solved.
Not enough boobs on this thread!!!
NTodd, CT's Next Macaca | Homepage | 09.15.06 - 10:35 pm | #
We're here. We're just lurking.
Lurking Boobs.
all ed needs is mouse ears.
And five to the noggin.
"The New Testament God is a great guy, compared to the Old Testament God.
Who was a prick!"
ed has nice boobs
Not enough boobs on this thread!!!
Well, count me (though I'll make it an odd number of boobs).
Never hear of this ed fella before. i take it I haven't missed anything?
ed is so full, so round, so fully packed.
And I'm just talking about his chins.
Well, you're here now. Problem solved.
Geesh, I lob an easy pitch and it took that long to hit it?
I've always been a leg man, but nice rack.
Not enough boobs on this thread!!!
Well, you're here now. Problem solved.
Snow, Frank Sinatra
KA-ching!!
What is the veteran status of the call signs over there at the Quarters of Special Ed and the blasphemously named Whiskey?
Terry - RE: Lewis Black on HBO - just wait till he gets to the part about the "gay banditos".
Clinton gets some - "Horrors! Fall of the Republic! Impeach!"
Rice gets some (?) - "Awwww! Isn't that just cuuuuuute!"
Verily, verily, i say unto you: IOKIYAR.
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HE has the BALLS to make comments about Helen Thomas??????????????
He makes Doughy Pantload look svelte.
Geesh, I lob an easy pitch and it took that long to hit it?
I'm drinking. It takes a while.
Terry - RE: Lewis Black on HBO - just wait till he gets to the part about the "gay banditos".
Jennifer
He's busting on Senator Man On Dog right now.
not enough booze on this thread
Condi is a Klingon.
Why do I love Le Pundit Rude?
The most frightening aspect of the press conference was not the sight of the ostensible leader of the "free" world screeching and jabbing like chicken that got into the meth stash. No, it was Bush's insistence that captured American soldiers are just a "hypothetical." Pressed by David Gregory on whether he could abide another country saying it was interpreting the Geneva Conventions however it wanted when it came to treatment of a hypothetical American, Bush simply said that it was okay by him if it was like what he wants: "I am saying that I would hope that they would adopt the same standards we adopt." GI, get ready for your waterboarding.
not enough booze on this thread
Liv
I finished the last bottle of wine. Waiting for the next one to finish chilling.....
My view on the boobs.
Geesh, I lob an easy pitch and it took that long to hit it?
I'm drinking. It takes a while.
Snow, Frank Sinatra | Homepage | 09.15.06 - 10:41 pm | #
He got there a second before me, as usual.
Lurking Boobs. Sloppy Seconds.
not enough booze on this thread
[passes over a Rock Art American Red]
1 pint into a 4 pint growler of ipa...
Jennifer:
You're right. The gay bandito bit IS funny!
The Pope quotes a long dead emporer and this CNN idiot is asking why anyone would be upset. Why would he quote a long dead emporer?
y'all prpbably know this from earlier, but really, the new security plan for Baghdad is a trench.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/1...ast/
16iraq.html
Waiting for the next one to finish chilling.....
Allow me, I have a bottle of my Wild Black Raspberry open.
Bush simply said that it was okay by him if it was like what he wants: "I am saying that I would hope that they would adopt the same standards we adopt." GI, get ready for your waterboarding.
Patton supposedly once said "Soldier, your job is not to die for your country. It's to make that other poor, dumb sonofabitch die for his."
Bushco? "Soldier, your job is to go die. Get with it."
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He got there a second before me, as usual.
One day, I promise I will let you get there firstest.
Jessica: I'm not judging you by your looks. (Don't flatter yourself.)
/OUTHOUSE
Methinks she doth protest too much!
y'all prpbably know this from earlier, but really, the new security plan for Baghdad is a trench.
Plan B is a moat with dragons.
Plan B is a moat with dragons.
Now that is good plan. It should be Plan A.
y'all prpbably know this from earlier, but really, the new security plan for Baghdad is a trench.
The figurative becomes the literal.
The Pope quotes a long dead emporer and this CNN idiot is asking why anyone would be upset. Why would he quote a long dead emporer?
Snow, Frank Sinatra
But...but...he's the pope...everyone loves the pope....there's nothing controversial about the Catholic Church, they're almost Christians....that was just a few bad apples....in Boston, no less
One day, I promise I will let you get there firstest.
Snow, Frank Sinatra | Homepage | 09.15.06 - 10:45 pm | #
LET me?
The Pope quotes a long dead emporer and this CNN idiot is asking why anyone would be upset. Why would he quote a long dead emporer?
Why promote a dead emperor during an election, when quoting the current idiot Emperor of the West ought to piss off the infidels sufficiently?
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y'all prpbably know this from earlier, but really, the new security plan for Baghdad is a trench.
there's a long term solution for you... abandon an entire province to what Bush & the GOP would have us believe are terrorists who want to (and are capable of) destroying Western Civilization, so they can dig a fucking trench around Baghdad to prevent said terrorists getting into the city and blowing people up.
Now that is good plan. It should be Plan A.
Plan C is a strategically placing large, soft, pillowy boobs all around Baghdad.
y'all prpbably know this from earlier, but really, the new security plan for Baghdad is a trench.
Plan B is a moat with dragons.
NTodd, CT's Next Macaca
They're going to pour oil into the trenches and light it on fire. No more need for electricity!
Bush's plan C - "I'll fart in your general direction"
The figurative becomes the literal.
watertiger
Is that another boob joke?
LET me?
Request permission to rephrase?
They're going to pour oil into the trenches and light it on fire. No more need for electricity!
IIRC, Saddam tried that to make it more difficult for the US to bomb the city...
if ever there was evidence for the futility of affirmative action, condi is it.
Request permission to rephrase?
Snow, Frank Sinatra | Homepage | 09.15.06 - 10:48 pm | #
Permission granted.
Bush's plan C - "I'll fart in your general direction"
Plan D: build a large wooden badger...
Plan D - lob cows and chickens at the insurgents with a catapult, accompanied by intense taunting.
There is a ditch in Baghdad wider than an IED
And there my love and I come to listen to the freedom screed
Deep and wide and sandy the ditch lies
Going to make sure that no one dies
Bush's plan C - "I'll fart in your general direction"
Plan D: build a large wooden badger...
Plan E: Run out the clock.
wow, I'm actually following the links now, and this boob issue has really captured the imaginations of the bolgosphere... blogoshpere...
uh, you know what I mean. What's the big deal?
half into a bottle of seagrams.
the big bottle.
more whiskey.
fetchez la vache!
this boob issue has really captured the imaginations of the bolgosphere... blogoshpere...
The Boobosphere.
Iraqis Plan to Ring Baghdad With Trenches
Did the late Johnny Cash come up with this plan?
Plan D - lob cows and chickens at the insurgents with a catapult, accompanied by intense taunting.
NTodd, CT's Next Macaca
The sight of that cow spinning through the air always cracked me up. I haven't seen that movie in years
more whiskey.
charley | 09.15.06 - 10:50 pm | #
Yes, I need more, too. But I'm too lazy.
Oh, yeah, boob-o-sphere. WOOT!
Plan E: Run out the clock.
whiskeyina
*sigh* Yes.
Sheetzes.
I wonder what would happen to the hit clicker if Atrios had more boobs featured on this blog?
Because no one could ever fill in a trench or throw a couple boards across it to cross. That'll never happen. Just like Mexicans would never think of climbing over a wall.
Did the late Johnny Cash come up with this plan?
The Kenosha Kid | Homepage | 09.15.06 - 10:51 pm | #
The late June, actually.
y'all prpbably know this from earlier, but really, the new security plan for Baghdad is a trench.
Stop and say it aloud. The way to secure against the Diabolically Clever, Fearsomely Capable, Unbelievably Dangerous, Threat-to-All-America-and-Our-Way-of-Life Turrsts.......
is to dig a ditch around what you need to guard.
"Inshallah! The dammed-to-Shaitan infidels have improved local drainage! We cannot pass!"
Bushco takes 'doublethink' to heights Orwell couldn't have dreamed. Well, not unless he had started partying with Wm. Burroughs......
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sheets.
if Atrios had more boobs featured on this blog?
We have enought trolls, thank you.
The sight of that cow spinning through the air always cracked me up. I haven't seen that movie in years
Jim
"Fetch-ez la vache!"
droopy dog owls.....
On Snooze Hour tonight, Howard, Fine and Howard were discussing bush's aggressive rhetoric in his wanting congress to agree to sanctioning torure.
The entire discussion was of bush vs. mccain and some other repubs and the sense I felt was that they completely ignored the dems. The msm seems to be limitting each issue which might impact on the election to a fight within the repug party and rendering the dems invisible, thus taking away their significance and influence with the public at large.
Thank you. What I meant to say was . . .
I meant . . .
Okay I really shoved my foot in my mouth. I can tickle my colon with my toes.
Wait a minute. I beat you fair and square.
{{{mwah}}}
Plan D - lob cows and chickens at the insurgents with a catapult, accompanied by intense taunting.
No, no, it's the propaganda you're supposed to catapult.
Or maybe you're supposed to berm it, I forget.
Digging a trench around Baghdad ain't going to get them the oil fields they need.
I woke up suddenly in the middle of the night last night. My first thoughts were about Bush and Iraq. I don't think I was having a dream about that, but I was really frightened. I think it was about 4 o'clock. I couldn't go back to sleep.
Wait a minute. I beat you fair and square.
'Tis true, kind sir.
No, it was Bush's insistence that captured American soldiers are just a "hypothetical."
This sack of shit thinks that American soldiers are like tissue paper, to be used, discarded, and forgotten.
That's how he looks at them.
I hate this deserting coward with every fiber of my being.
that's pretty scary, mer.
her appealing physical appearance
Only if your a fucking beaver.
No, wait. That was cruel. I apologise to any beavers I might have offended with comment.
The beaver is a truly noble creature!!!
Bush's plan C - "I'll fart in your general direction"
Poison gases are banned under the Geneva conventions. Of course, you know what Bush thinks of the Geneva Conventions.
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