HULK SMASHED
Frist. Ugh.
Don't know if it's all that big an "honor" to be frist on a post about another 47 slaughtered in Iraq.
Is my omelette done yet, gotdamnit?!
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Damn, that must be a record - reading the post, then still being frist and second.
But Chimpy said yesterday there was a trench, or a berm if you will
And so they've got a plan now, they've adapted. The enemy moves; we'll help the Iraqis move. So they're building a berm around the city to make it harder for people to come in with explosive devices, for example. They're working different neighborhoods inside of Baghdad to collect guns and bring people to detention. They've got a "clear, build and hold" strategy.
They've got a "clear, build and hold" strategy
It worked so well in Fallujah
thank you atrios.
Oh, believe me, Atrios. This Jessica person's breasts are more important than Iraq.
Ask Ann Althouse.
Can we call it a civil war yet?
I think that the 101st Keyboardists should go to Baghdad and help dig that moat.
Way late to the party, but what's with Ann Althouse's twisted booby fixation?
I really think we better have the Pope give these people a good talking to!
so which corner is this we have turned?
No fuckin' fair, dude.
The NYT caves in to Pony Blow.
They're working different neighborhoods inside of Baghdad to collect guns and bring people to detention. They've got a "clear, build and hold" strategy.
Ya knowah,
If that ain't working in Minneapolis (which has had a huge uptick in violence in the past year), I'm guessing that it won't work in Baghdad.
Just a hunch.
We're WINNING, damn it! If the goddamn LIBBURUL MEDIA would stop reporting fripperies like this and tell us how we're succeeding, we could wrap things up in Iraq in a week or two.
so which corner is this we have turned?
MC Escher's.
It's not a civil war. It's worse than a civil war.
Hell is a better descriptor.
If we can't stop this crap why do we have people there?
Can we call it a civil war yet?
Works for me.
I think "a huge fucking disaster" is also an apt description.
It's been over three years. By now almost all the schools in Iraq should have a fresh coat of paint. What else is there for us to do?
And so they've got a plan now, they've adapted. The enemy moves; we'll help the Iraqis move. So they're building a berm ... They're working.... They've got a plan ....
Follow the pronouns: They're building a berm, we're just helpin'
I guess this is what he meant by the Iraqis standind up as we stand down
They're working different neighborhoods inside of Baghdad to collect guns and bring people to detention
Does the NRA know about this?
Time to declare victory and get out.
If that ain't working in Minneapolis (which has had a huge uptick in violence in the past year), I'm guessing that it won't work in Baghdad.
Minneapolis is getting violent?
I did not know that.
Way late to the party, but what's with Ann Althouse's twisted booby fixation?
Stinky
I'd make a titty twister joke, but someone's probably already beaten me to it.
Does the NRA know about this?
Ha!!
So much for freeance and peeance.
Charlene Darling would NEVER pose in such a provocative manner, would she?
catch you all laters 
so which corner is this we have turned?
Moonbootica, Opera Buff
One of many in Preznit Carny Barker's Foreign Policy Funhouse.
Way late to the party, but what's with Ann Althouse's twisted booby fixation?
Stinky
It's a tedious story.
Althouse is just jealous. She's also mean and tedious.
A really awful combination.
What's all this talk of Althouse's 'berms'?
Way late to the party, but what's with Ann Althouse's twisted booby fixation?
Stinky
I'd make a titty twister joke, but someone's probably already beaten me to it.
Buzz Bomb
Auntie Ann! Auntie Ann! it's a twister! it's a twister!!
The real goal: permanent bases. Mission accomplished.
Who cares about the rest of it? Let the Iraqis slaughter each other to their heart's content. It's not our problem. We've got our bases and our massive Imperial outpost, er, embassy.
Anyhoo, does Althouse know about Atlass Juggs?
Minneapolis is getting violent?
I did not know that.
Yeah, thank your federal govmint for that. Has been for a good decade, or so.
Cutting off LGA has been a disaster for this state.
Can we call it a civil war yet?
Interrobang
No. It's still a spiral. Tom Friedman and Donald Rumsfeld will inform you if and when it becomes a civil war.
I believe it involves wearing blue and gray uniforms.
Charlene Darling would NEVER pose in such a provocative manner, would she?
She has man-hands as well
Who cares about the rest of it? Let the Iraqis slaughter each other to their heart's content. It's not our problem. We've got our bases and our massive Imperial outpost, er, embassy.
And those bases have car dealerships and burger kings!!
We are so cool.
Not. 
Notice that the liberal media fails to report that those are state-of-the-art checkpoints, and that the proposed ditch that the US forces are not-building will have all of the latest amenities; they are far, far more advanced than any checkpoints and ditches Iraqi citizens have ever used, or even imagined existed, before the Unitard™ decided to rescue them!
This is exactly the kind of technological advancement that Tom Friedman predicted!
Compare those to Saddam's nasty checkpoints and ditches, and then you ought to appreciate the unfairly-discredited truism that you can't make a Freedom Omelet without breaking a few hundred thousand Freedom Eggs!
Respect for the You Ess of A is rising exponentially in the Arab ditch.
I probably shouldn't blog whilst engaging in escapism. Reading the news fucks up my enjoyment of Star Wars (BTW, the Death Star just blew up--ONE explosion).
Althouse's berms are more like... ummm.... mosquito bites.
Can we call it a civil war yet?
Interrobang
Not until the Shiites bomb Fort Sumter.
Death by titties.
I need to know: Why isn't this Ann Althouse woman more widely ridiculed? I mean, she's a law professor who evidently hasn't read the constitution, and now she's making jokes about another woman's mammary glands?
I probably shouldn't blog whilst engaging in escapism. Reading the news fucks up my enjoyment of Star Wars (BTW, the Death Star just blew up--ONE explosion).
Are you watching regular Star Wars or the lego version?
Jesus, the sexual repression just keeps . . . erm, coming:
Bill Kristol: Manly Man.
Way late to the party, but what's with Ann Althouse's twisted booby fixation?
Gilliard explains it all for you...
Atlass Juggs?
I prefer "The Crazy Lady With The Cats" for Pam.
(BTW, the Death Star just blew up--ONE explosion).
NTodd, CT's Next Macaca
Are there theories on the internets about how the Death Star exploding was an inside job?
Doing a heckuva job, bushies!
America's Least Wanted
Jesus, the sexual repression just keeps . . . erm, coming:
Bill Kristol: Manly Man.
watertiger
Oh lord.
I saw that guy on Colbert. It may not be manly, but I'd kick him in the balls.
I need to know: Why isn't this Ann Althouse woman more widely ridiculed? I mean, she's a law professor who evidently hasn't read the constitution, and now she's making jokes about another woman's mammary glands?
smittyw, now 38
More generally, what the fuck are they teaching in law schools these days? I'm looking at you, Althouse, Instawanker, Assrocket...
I think that by now it's widely accepted that the Death Star was stabbed in the back.
Buzz Bomb - I've often thought that the best response to "schools are being painted!" is, yes, at a cost of $10 billion per. If this president had told you in 2002 that he had a great plan to repaint the schools in Iraq at a cost of $10 billion each and a few American lives, would you have thought it was a good idea?
Althouse and the other tenured neo-cons are the enemy.
For those who missed the enormity of Curly's tongue, I present it, again.
Or if you wanna recommend some flix, you're encouraged to do so... so many I've missed that just don't come to mind.
.
Are there theories on the internets about how the Death Star exploding was an inside job?
Zap Rowsdower, Soonly Wed
Of course! A single fanatical terrorist with a little fighter plane couldn't possibly inflict all that damage.
Buzz Bomb - I've often thought that the best response to "schools are being painted!" is, yes, at a cost of $10 billion per. If this president had told you in 2002 that he had a great plan to repaint the schools in Iraq at a cost of $10 billion each and a few American lives, would you have thought it was a good idea?
I don't believe Buzz Bomb ever thought ANY of this was a good idea.
No matter what fucking chimpy had to say.
fourlegs - I know Buzz Bomb never thought it was a good idea. I suggested a response to people who did, and who continue to point to "schools being painted!" as if that proves they were right.
However, please keep in mind that this is NOT a civil war.
Chimpy sez so.
The arab street doesn''t like us, maybe the arab ditches will.
Bill Kristol: Manly Man.
Okay, that's just fucked up.
next they plan to bomb baghdad into the ground and move everyone to baghdad 2
but I'd kick him in the balls.
Just steal his glasses.
Are there theories on the internets about how the Death Star exploding was an inside job?
Yes, it's clear that no stub fighters could destroy such a powerful symbol of the Empire's benevolence and military might, so somebody in the Empire must've been in on the conspiracy to generate sympathy in the galaxy so Palpatine and Vader could, uh...forget it.
I suggested a response to people who did, and who continue to point to "schools being painted!" as if that proves they were right.
The sad fact is that those people are immune to logic and reason.
next they plan to bomb baghdad into the ground and move everyone to baghdad 2
olexicon,Sir Humpty
It's called "Plan B."
but I'd kick him in the balls.
Just steal his glasses.
Lion kitty Maxx could kick him in the balls.
And he only weighs 10 1/2 pounds.
watertiger, you have mail.
Are there theories on the internets about how the Death Star exploding was an inside job?
Actually, it was... how'd they get those plans in the first place?
next they plan to bomb baghdad into the ground and move everyone to baghdad 2
I can't decide if I want to make an Electric Boogaloo joke, or a Funkytown one...
The sad fact is that those people are immune to logic and reason.
fourlegsgood
and understanding and conscience and...
would this be an inopportune time to discuss whether I should swap out my profile photo with one of my breasts?
Just wonderin'.
As you were.
fourlegs - I know Buzz Bomb never thought it was a good idea. I suggested a response to people who did, and who continue to point to "schools being painted!" as if that proves they were right.
Jennifer
The "Hey, we're paintin' schools!" people use that as a way of pointing out what selfless, decent people we are. We didn't invade Iraq for our own selfish purposes, or for oil, or because Bush is a warmongering nutcase, or even for unfortunate but necessary geopolitical reasons, but because Americans are A Good And Noble People who want to help the less fortunate of the world and spread Democracy.
It's called "Plan B."
smittyw, now 38
Iraqi's have to build a fake baghdad like the fake town in "Blazing Saddles"
would this be an inopportune time to discuss whether I should swap out my profile photo with one of my breasts?
As a feminist, I would, uh...support your breasts.
would this be an inopportune time to discuss whether I should swap out my profile photo with one of my breasts?
Do you mean replacing it with one of your breasts? Are you an Amazon also?
As a feminist, I would, uh...support your breasts.
NTodd, CT's Next Macaca
Are you a Wonderbra?
Actually, it was... how'd they get those plans in the first place?
dave™©
For that matter, Leia was in on the "inside job" - she was an Imperial Senator, no?
4LG,
Back at ya.
Iraqi's have to build a fake baghdad like the fake town in "Blazing Saddles"
Iraq Ridge.
would this be an inopportune time to discuss whether I should swap out my profile photo with one of my breasts?
Just wonderin'.
As you were.
watertiger
I think it's a great time.
Why don't you show us a selection of photos, and we can help you pick one?
My nephews said to same something bad on the blog to you.
They're just learning how to read (but they're pretty good at it).
So I'm going to say something bad.
*They're giggling.*
Something bad.
Do you mean replacing it with one of your breasts? Are you an Amazon also?
I would certainly put them on my Amazon Wishlist...
Do you mean replacing it with one of your breasts? Are you an Amazon also?
My tatas are not bodacious, but they make do, in a pinch.
Wait, I'll come in again.
would this be an inopportune time to discuss whether I should swap out my profile photo with one of my breasts?
I love you dearly, but you've gotten this far without having to resort to using your dirty pillows.
Stay the course.
Iraq Ridge.
watertiger
the first step is to change all their last name to johnson
Still, the Affair of Jessica's Chest is small (no pun intended) compared to Ann Althouse's failure to understand the separation of powers in the constitution. My jaw dropped when I read that from her. She's a law professor who doesn't understand the foundations of the law of this land.
I love you dearly, but you've gotten this far without having to resort to using your dirty pillows.
Heh.
would this be an inopportune time to discuss whether I should swap out my profile photo with one of my breasts?
I think all bloggers should put up photos of their breasts.
This whole thing is so childish.
Actually, I'm all for exposed female breasts, from a sort of gender equality, sensible standpoint. A nipple is a nipple. Why should women be forced to hide theirs because there's extra fat behind them, while men can proudly strut about with their nipples exposed?
And come to think of it, since I live in a white-trashy town where a number of men go around shirtless even in moderate (~70º) temperatures, I'd like to see a little less exposed male breastage around here, thank you...
Via Kos, an apology from a Bush voter.
Who happens to do drive time on a talk radio station in L.A. ...
Oooh, I think I'm going to put up a photo of my tiny man-boobs.
Iraqi's have to build a fake baghdad like the fake town in "Blazing Saddles"
Iraq Ridge.
Alright. We'll give some land to the Sunnis and the Kurds. BUT WE DON'T WANT THE IRISH!
would this be an inopportune time to discuss whether I should swap out my profile photo with one of my breasts?
Yeah, baby... YEAH!!!
How much will Halliburton charge to fill those moats with crocodiles?
Or should we use sting rays?
Iraqi's have to build a fake baghdad like the fake town in "Blazing Saddles"
Iraq Ridge.
Well, since they are digging a ditch around it, maybe they can take a cue from HBO and rename Baghdad Deadwadi.
Bremer=EB Farnum
Jenna=Trixie
Wolfowitz=Calamity Jane
Tales of my colossal melons are widely exaggerated. However, those rumors about my breasts...
Don't be so proud of this technological terror you've created. The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Bewbs.
My jaw dropped when I read that from her. She's a law professor who doesn't understand the foundations of the law of this land.
That seems to be a common affliction among right leaning lawyers.
The exceptions are Bruce Fein and Jonathan Turley, who I suspect have been thrown out of the club.
I love you dearly, but you've gotten this far without having to resort to using your dirty pillows.
Stay the course.
Zap Rowsdower
Ummmm, Zap? Shut the fuck up.
But Chimpy said yesterday there was a trench, or a berm if you will
We'll call it the Rumsfeld line.
My nephews want me to say something to you, but we're moving too fast for them to read the naughty bits.
Ameriraq Uber Alles
I've met Jello Biafara. And, you sir, are no Jello Biafara.
Iraqi's have to build a fake baghdad like the fake town in "Blazing Saddles"
Iraq Ridge.
Depending on which BART train I take into SF, there's a station called "Rockridge."
I keep waiting for the BART conductor to announce it over the intercom as "Rockridge... Rockridge... splendid! Splendid!"
From the Bush voter apology:
But Colin Powell impressed me at the UN
Suckah.
How gullible did you have to be to be "impressed" by that?
My nephews want me to say something to you, but we're moving too fast for them to read the naughty bits.
Do you have the puppy visiting as well?
Tales of my colossal melons are widely exaggerated.
Have I mentioned the size of my zuchinni?
I could provide pictures, if interested...
jac,
eh?
This is Harvey Mansfield on Andy Sullivan:
And there he takes his own path, no doubt influenced by his sexuality, but still full of reason and emphasis.
The implication, I think, is that Sully's support of the war is related to his sexuality....? This at least gives us insight on Mansfield's perception of "reason". Doesn't he also always wear white suits, like Tom Wolfe?
From the Bush voter apology:
But Colin Powell impressed me at the UN
Shit for brains, he has.
I've met Jello Biafara. And, you sir, are no Jello Biafara.
Zap Rowsdower, Soonly Wed
One of the great dispointments of my life, along with missing seeing pavement in 1992 , was missing Jello talking at the U of S
jac,
eh?
Zap Rowsdower, Soonly Wed
Never - NEVER - encourage a woman not to show her bazooms. It's a violation of the Man Code.
You are hereby assessed 10 demerits.
Do you have the puppy visiting as well?
Oh, yeah. The Doze is here. He's nipping like a mad pup. I'll take some pics later. I got a few good ones of the rooster a couple of hours ago.
My nephews want me to tell you that my dog is fixed. Why? I have no idea...
But Colin Powell impressed me at the UN
Suckah.
How gullible did you have to be to be "impressed" by that?
smittyw, now 38
No kidding. Powell was known to have said the WMD claims were, quote, "bullshit" before he gave his speech at the UN. And there he was, reading what he knew to be bullshit. It was a humiliating spectacle.
No matter how frequently I refresh Dependable Renegade, I have yet to see Watertiger's boob picture.
his at least gives us insight on Mansfield's perception of "reason". Doesn't he also always wear white suits, like Tom Wolfe?
Jim |
what does that say about the reasoning of Tennessee Williams
I could provide pictures, if interested...
Let's do it naturally. I'll meet you in the produce section at Costco.
Never - NEVER - encourage a woman not to show her bazooms. It's a violation of the Man Code.
Nothing is absolute. Evidence-Phyllis Schafley or Katie O'Beirne.
You are hereby assessed 10 demerits.
jac |
which i Believes is approximately 40 Quatloos
Hasn't Doug McIntyre been saying this for two years? Or is it just people have been repeating it for two years?
Let's do it naturally. I'll meet you in the produce section at Costco.
Actually, they're in the backyard. I was serious!
Vegetables are so sensual...
One of the great dispointments of my life, along with missing seeing pavement in 1992 , was missing Jello talking at the U of S
Saw him at the U of M in '94, I believe. Good time.
Never - NEVER - encourage a woman not to show her bazooms. It's a violation of the Man Code.
Man, I'm soooo out of the loop.
Kenosha,
Will you please call me right fucking now?
Thank you.
Instead of a blog, the twins are calling this a "blob" (they must have misunderstood).
Yikes.
Vegetables are so sensual...
People are sensuous.
Vegetables are so sensual...
Yes, they are, Otter...
Yikes
I said, "Thank you."
that was when i was just becoming a punk rock kid...I was i n grade tweleve and my friends were gouing to the U of S
Nothing is absolute. Evidence-Phyllis Schafley or Katie O'Beirne.
spinoza Neque lugere, neque in
Enough of this moral relativism, I say! There is a Principle to uphold here!
Sometimes being a man is tough - and if looking at Kate O'Beirne's breasts is the price of topfreedom everywhere, well, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
You can get your thumb out of my ass anytime now Carmine.
I'm not ashamed to say I always laugh out loud at that line
You can get your thumb out of my ass anytime now Carmine.
That always cracks me up, too.
See, now the phone rang once, I picked it up and the line was dead.
This is what it's like dealing with this guy.
Yes, they are, Otter...
I'll bet I was the only guy in my age group that thought Mrs. Wormer was the hottest babe in that film.
Of course, now I'm older than she was at the time...!
Afternoon, all my fellow Haters on the Far Left!!!!
I hate to ask, but ---- have i missed anything with a high irksomeness quotient since last we met?
People are sensuous.
Yeah, sensuous. That's what I said. And yes, I do still wanna show you my cucumber...
And yes, I do still wanna show you my cucumber...
And we wanna see and seed your cucumber, bay-bee.
that was when i was just becoming a punk rock kid...I was i n grade tweleve and my friends were gouing to the U of S
I think we're the same age, Olexicon. I had just graduated HS when I saw Jello. Didn't you just turn 31 (I'll be that same age in December)?
Okay, this may be the weirdest political news o' the day
from the Boston Globe via a Kos diary
As reported by the Boston Globe, Mitt Romney will appear on Fox News Tuesday to declare it a a holiday in honor of Fox News. (check out boston.com for the story)
I hate to ask, but ---- have i missed anything with a high irksomeness quotient since last we met?
Don't ask!!!
I hate to ask, but ---- have i missed anything with a high irksomeness quotient since last we met?
Did you see The Great Jessica's Beautiful Boobs Controversy?
And yes, I do still wanna show you my cucumber...
And we wanna see and seed your cucumber, bay-bee.
Vicki, Who ? Al Gore
No quartering!!
I'm rewatching Norm AMcdonalds's crocodile hunter riff from TDS
Hey, Steverino - good news for Kirby fans!
What's up with your blog? Are you showing your tits???
I'm rewatching Norm AMcdonalds's crocodile hunter riff from TDS
olexicon
Is it me, or did he look a little - make that quite - inebriated walking out?
Just checked IMDB... Verna Bloom, aka Mrs. Wormer, was 39 when "Animal House" came out.
That was always my sweet spot...
I just smile whenever I see steve simels' name.
I'm goony like that.
All right...I was just taking a little break. I better get these rough and tumble youngins outside. I'm gonna walk them over to see the rooster.
Later.
from the Boston Globe via a Kos diary
As reported by the Boston Globe, Mitt Romney will appear on Fox News Tuesday to declare it a a holiday in honor of Fox News. (check out boston.com for the story)
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Just checked IMDB... Verna Bloom, aka Mrs. Wormer, was 39 when "Animal House" came out.
So she'd be about...let's see...67.
I'm gonna walk them over to see the rooster.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
One of the One of the great dispointments of my life, along with missing seeing pavement in 1992
olexicon,Sir Humpty
I saw pavement in 1992