HULK SMASHED
Hello, I must be going...
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King of the hill!
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or coming
Truly awesome.
Shes a liberal, and her screeching means nothing to me. I would rather enjoy some country music from the heartland, but not the Dixie Bitches. They hate the USA.
(*whistles nonchalantly*)
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howdy, all.
I don't understand, if some one or some body's stick up for the constitution, the wingnuts hate them.
howdy, Sarah D.,
Long time no see.
Good Evening, Sarah Deere.
hey, Uncle, ShawK. 
I wish everyone here could be at ACL fest!
Aimee is awesome. I especially recommend Thievery Corporation and The Eels this year.
I really need to go watch the rest of the gator/vol game.
I really need to go watch the rest of the gator/vol game.
This piece on Manly Manliness in the NRO made me laugh so hard, I hurt myself.
I needed a good guffaw today. This'll do it for anyone:
http://www.nationalreview.com/
in...00604170813.asp
melior, nipple fan | 09.16.06 - 10:29 pm | #
are you an Austin local?
(lost 45 to 0 TX)and they are in the godforsaken Houston zone. I could go for a doctorate, but at 45, what program would admit me?
Hellkitty | 09.16.06 - 10:10 pm |
More than you think. It's not really about the schools admitting you, after all if you get get good test scores and have a good grades and can pay for it, most universities should be quite happy to have you.
It's what happens in the 'real' world after that can be problematic.
are you an Austin local?
Hellkitty
Hell yeah!
"I wish everyone here could be at ACL fest!"
I won't explain to keep things short, but I I have been working with servers way too long.
Hellkitty, writing a book sounds like an idea. Maybe I will tey it soetime 
(lost 45 to 0 TX)
But the Rice MOB always wins halftime!
My kick lately has been Curve (I'm trapped in 1992)--one of those bands I've heard of, but never bothered to try out.
I can't get enough of "Fait Accompli".
I recently tried to program my drum machine to get just that beat, I was so taken with the tune.
Most liberal men are ass pirates.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 09.16.06 - 10:30 pm | #
ah, there's the rub...the you can afford it part. I would need a teaching stipend and the only one that offers a good one is Rice. I dislike UT's attitude "we have 2000 applicants a year for this program but we only choose three" well lahtefuckingdah!
Shaw Kenawe
"Guns are less manly than swords" does it for me.
Austin City Limits (wish you were here).
Check out the downloads and streaming though, it's pretty well done. No messing with parking either.
Hell yeah!
melior, nipple fan | 09.16.06 - 10:31 pm | #
Wimberley.
We prefer 'booty bandits'...
i'd never heard this song with a political ear before, but man is it perfect in that context right now.
I've come to crush your bones
I've come to make you feel old
I've come to mess with your head
'Cause it'll make you feel good
I've come to make you good
All right!
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 09.16.06 - 10:30 pm | #
ah, there's the rub...the you can afford it part. I would need a teaching stipend and the only one that offers a good one is Rice. I dislike UT's attitude "we have 2000 applicants a year for this program but we only choose three" well lahtefuckingdah!
Hellkitty | 09.16.06 - 10:33 pm |
What, you don't want to go into massive debt?!
Work will probably pay for my Masters, but I have to pay class by class and then get compensated, which sucks. So I'm intending to take the GRE this fall, apply (which is an expensive process in and of itself) and save up for first class, hopefully next fall. I don't want to take out a loan.
Most liberal men supported the Clinton agenda of faggotizing our women and girls, making them into whores.
Uncle Smokes, see: and I am listening to Frank do an a very nice version of AUTUMN LEAVES. . . .
Speaking of ass...
I'll pay up to ten dollars for a picture of Dr. Helen's brown-eye.
Grrrr, tiger.
I went ahead and took the door knob off the door. Maintenance can replace it on Monday. Problem solved...
Wimberley.
Hellkitty
Cool! That's close enough to be a part of this wonderful blue dot in the middle of a reactionary red state.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 09.16.06 - 10:36 pm | #
good on you! what are you studying?
DWD, I seem to recall that you have a successful career as an author already
or was I just dreaming?
Arrrr, shave his belly with a rusty razor early in th' morn, says I!
Cool! That's close enough to be a part of this wonderful blue dot in the middle of a reactionary red state.
melior | 09.16.06 - 10:37 pm | #
you wouldn't believe how many blue dots there are up in my neck of the woods.
Anyone used to cloudwatch in balitmore?
Who knew after that Til Tuesday shit that Aimee Mann was actually really talented?
Uncle Smokes, see: and I am listening to Frank do an a very nice version of AUTUMN LEAVES. . . .
DWD
That's such a hauntingly beautiful song. I first heard it in the final episode of Twin Peaks.
Most liberal men supported the Clinton agenda of faggotizing our women and girls, making them into whores.
The faggot stitch was used in this, naturally. We only do feminist embroidery.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 09.16.06 - 10:36 pm | #
good on you! what are you studying?
DWD, I seem to recall that you have a successful career as an author already
or was I just dreaming?
Hellkitty | 09.16.06 - 10:38 pm |
Masters of Library Science, specializing in medical librarianship. I'd like at some point to leave the medical librarian field and move over to the social sciences field of librarianship. My B.A. was in history, and if I can survive getting the Mls, I'd like to eventually go for a MA in International relations.
After this is accomplished I will be near retirement age!
For a dead guy, Atrios sure has decent musical taste.
(lost 45 to 0 TX)and they are in the godforsaken Houston zone. I could go for a doctorate, but at 45, what program would admit me?
Hellkitty | 09.16.06 - 10:10 pm |
Silly.
Lots of them.
I don't think age is a barrier in academia.
AIMEE! I love you!
The faggot stitch was used in this, naturally. We only do feminist embroidery.
Echidne of the snakes
Drag Queen Knitting:
Star fit, one, clutch pearls, two.
Arrrr, shave his belly with a rusty razor early in th' morn, says I!
You have a woman's hands!
you wouldn't believe how many blue dots there are up in my neck of the woods.
Hellkitty
Wimberly is kind of an artsy fartsy place, I do believe.
Most liberal men supported the Clinton agenda of faggotizing our women and girls, making them into whores.
"Our women"?
I don't think age is a barrier in academia.
fourlegsgood
Sure enough, my mom got her Masters of Library Science after years of teaching.
Librarians are so cool.
Anyhoo, what's up tonight?
Eddie Izzard is on BBC america.
Most liberal men are ass pirates.
Gary Ruppert
I did do someone in the ass once. But she asked me to.
(And I used a condom. It was fun. I'd do it again.)
Who was the ferryman across the River Styx to the Underworld?
You know, this latest Althouse thing has really pissed me off. That person is really asking for it.
Most liberal men supported the Clinton agenda of faggotizing our women and girls, making them into whores.
Tsk tsk. Where would you be without whores? Not only would you never get laid, you wouldn't even exist.
Who was the ferryman across the River Styx to the Underworld?
Charon.
Don't pay him. Don't even fix a price.
Most liberal men supported the Clinton agenda of faggotizing our women and girls, making them into whores.
"Our women"?
Maybe republican women are really into ass sex.
It would make sense. Republican men are all so ugly women probably would prefer to to see their faces when they're getting porked.
Ok, continuing the trivia from downstairs:
What's the chemical symbol for Potassium?
Bonus for true chemistry geeks:
Why?
Wimberly is kind of an artsy fartsy place, I do believe.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 09.16.06 - 10:44 pm | #
there is an element of that, yes. Then there is the subversive element....
Cake or death?
Cake please.
Very well, give him cake!!
Oh, wrong thread, sorry. We were doing trivia downstairs.
ass pirates.
Arr!
I have to concede that the visuals on this particular slur have always made me laugh.
Work will probably pay for my Masters, but I have to pay class by class and then get compensated, which sucks. So I'm intending to take the GRE this fall, apply (which is an expensive process in and of itself) and save up for first class, hopefully next fall. I don't want to take out a loan.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
I have to pay $400 for a new Toto Toilet....
Who was the ferryman across the River Styx to the Underworld?
Karin | Homepage | 09.16.06 - 10:46 pm | #
Charon
You know, this latest Althouse thing has really pissed me off. That person is really asking for it.
Thers
It has saddened me. I didn't realize how bad things are still.
or, perhaps, "our" women...?
You have a woman's hands!
Thers
Thanks, Captain Redbeard Rum!
I love a beard you can lose a badger in.
Ok, continuing the trivia from downstairs:
What's the chemical symbol for Potassium?
Bonus for true chemistry geeks:
Why?
I don't know what it is, but sure the why is just to annoy us.
that's easy, Alexander the Great
Karin | Homepage | 09.16.06 - 10:43 pm | #
Ok, maybe so. Who owned the horse Toes, and why was he given that name?
Hellkitty | 09.16.06 - 10:45 pm | #
Ok, maybe so. Who owned the horse Toes, and why was he given that name?
Hellkitty
I'm stumped, who?
Potassium is K, from kalium, Latin for potash
It has saddened me. I didn't realize how bad things are still.
That shit she pulled was just really, really vicious. And the way she's trying to position herself as the only real pure feminist on earth is offensive.
What's the chemical symbol for Potassium?
I know that one is K, but don't know why. Did it come from Latin like Plumbum for lead?
Sure enough, my mom got her Masters of Library Science after years of teaching.
Librarians are so cool.
melior | 09.16.06 - 10:44 pm |
My friend helped pay for his sisters Masters in Education. After five years of teaching (elementary) she has realized she does not want to do that. Luckily for her, the Tulsa school disctrict is paying for her Mls, so she now works in the library, working with the teachers on the educational materials.
I think the people at work are beginning to realizes librarians are cool, and can help save your ass when you wait until the last minute to do your papers, can't find articles, and then we sit down with you and in five minutes on a database or two we've found just what you needed.
I'm stumped, who?
Karin | Homepage | 09.16.06 - 10:49 pm | #
Julius Caesar.
Althouse is a terrible person.
I love a beard you can lose a badger in.
Just don't get any clever ideas -- your foot will fall off.
Hellkitty,
Well, I have a career. Its success is yet to be determined. The Holocaust book continues to garner good reviews and is being used by several high schools now. (That is a good thing) My novel, CHALLENGE, is sort of languishing. It is a good book and pretty well received but I have no idea of how to pull it to the forefront and get some press and such.
"Toto Toilet"?
You know, this latest Althouse thing has really pissed me off. That person is really asking for it.
Thers
Me too. I was very rude about her on Salon this morning.
And from walking all over the Fair, my feet hurt something fierce. That's her fault too.
Symbol for potassium is K
for the Greek word.
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Hi--There''s maybe not so much chat about here. Please tell me what's around
Potassium is K, from kalium, Latin for potash
Buzz Bomb
We have a winner!
Ok, next one:
Name the four ghosts in pac-man. Nicknames are acceptable.
Who was the ferryman across the River Styx to the Underworld?
Charon.
Don't pay him. Don't even fix a price.
Thers | Homepage | 09.16.06 - 10:46 pm | #
Mona Charon?
Chris DeBurgh?
http://www.youtube.com/results?s...n&
search=Search
You know, this latest Althouse thing has really pissed me off. That person is really asking for it.
Thers
What's that idiot done now? She's really getting to be like Barney Fife.
That shit she pulled was just really, really vicious. And the way she's trying to position herself as the only real pure feminist on earth is offensive.
She's a republican.
I'm sorry, but republicanism (ie, insanity) and feminism are mutually exclusive clubs.
She's a fucking liar.
Althouse is a terrible person.
fourlegsgood
Yeah, and so are those who follow her. And the worst part, in my opinion, is they know and couldn't care less...
Buckeye, an MLS is one of the things I had considered as an advanced degree. I did look into UT's program and it is apparently quite good. I'd just like to figure out how close it is to an MIS degree (they look like kin) as so much of it involves database management.
I should look again....
Continuing the Latin theme, how many parts of Arabia were there according to the Romans? (Bonus points for naming them)
I have to pay $400 for a new Toto Toilet....
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers | Homepage | 09.16.06 - 10:47 pm
Have to?
Name the four ghosts in pac-man. Nicknames are acceptable.
Spooky
Whitey
Booey
Fraidy
I made those up.
Yes, a Toto Toilet. I now know far more about toitie 'throats' than I ever really needed to know. If I must, I will share. Do you need to know that it's Japanese? Or that the crucial bits in American Standard toities are now all made in (say it together) China? Not however the vitreous China part which would make some sense.
Please stop me.
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I have to concede that the visuals on this particular slur have always made me laugh.
Thers
"Avast, we're going to board ye!"
[Brandishing a paddle]
"Arr, yer gonna walk the plank!"
[*IMAGE SCRUBBED FOR CIVILITY*]
With all the friggin' in the riggin', we learn just why Roger is Jolly.
That shit she pulled was just really, really vicious. And the way she's trying to position herself as the only real pure feminist on earth is offensive.
Vicious, true, but also totally against the basic rules of both feminism and human decency. But I was even more angered by the comments threads and the number of truly horrible comments which were enthusiastically cheered. It's as if everybody dug in with a piece from an empty can...
Yeah, and so are those who follow her. And the worst part, in my opinion, is they know and couldn't care less...
Hell, they celebrate their meaness.
Continuing the Latin theme, how many parts of Arabia were there according to the Romans? (Bonus points for naming them)
Karin
Holy crap that's tough.
I'm going to go with "three," and their names were "Larry, Moe, and Curlicus Maximus."
"Trouser Pilot" gives me a giggle, too.
DWD | Homepage | 09.16.06 - 10:50 pm | #
do you have a literary agent? Isn't that what they are supposed to do?
I have to pay $400 for a new Toto Toilet....
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers | Homepage | 09.16.06 - 10:47 pm
Have to?
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
It's frowned on to buy stuff without actually paying. One of the rules.
That shit she pulled was just really, really vicious.
It was nothing but a reprehensible public display of envy over a younger woman's perky points.
It must be horrible to realize your looks are gone and you've neglected your personality for so many years you have nothing left but ugly inside.
Why do people look at Althouse's blog? I mean, I looked at Powerline a few times and found it so offensive and infuriating I never went back. Why read Althouse, unless you're looking to be offended?
Draco, you need to call the emergency room in your area or your sister or your mother right now. I'm worried about you.
Allo, all you Haters on the Far Left!
What's new?
WHAT HAPPENED TO PLUSHY? what's that thing ob your blog 4legs?
Oh come on. No one knows the ghosts in Pac Man?
Neither do I.
4.
Something with Jordan Saudi Arabia and ?? Syria maybe?
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Just don't get any clever ideas -- your foot will fall off.
Thers
Ha! It wasn't long ago that all you'd say was "Thers go 'plop, plop!' Thers go 'plop, plop!'"
Hi--Incog--Would you please call me Christopher in Atlanta?
Is Althouse still going on about that picture of the bloggers with Clinton or is there a fresh outrage?
(I'm sort of principled about going places like that, also I'm lazy, plus you guys sum things up so well)
But I was even more angered by the comments threads and the number of truly horrible comments which were enthusiastically cheered. It's as if everybody dug in with a piece from an empty can...
Just not nice people. At all.
Americans need to get over this bullshit about breasts being dirty.
And just because rethugs are all pervs doesn't mean that everyone else is.
Allo, all you Haters on the Far Left!
What's new?
steve simel
just arrived myself. I've been sleeping since wednesday afternoon, awful cold. What's this boobs controversy about? I'm a bit lost
Why do people look at Althouse's blog? I mean, I looked at Powerline a few times and found it so offensive and infuriating I never went back. Why read Althouse, unless you're looking to be offended?
One goes to places to get the back of friends.
Buckeye, an MLS is one of the things I had considered as an advanced degree. I did look into UT's program and it is apparently quite good. I'd just like to figure out how close it is to an MIS degree (they look like kin) as so much of it involves database management.
I should look again....
Hellkitty | 09.16.06 - 10:53 pm
MLS/MIS can indeed be kin, Michigan has both programs, as do other schools.
I will be doing mine online, I just have to decide 'where' do I want to go and who will have me. And do I want the MLS or the MIS?
I'm going to go with "three," and their names were "Larry, Moe, and Curlicus Maximus."
Excellent guess, because the Romans were big on threes, and correct!
Arabia Deserta (what is now Saudi)
Arabia Petra (rocky Arabia, what is now Jordan)
Arabia Felix (happy Arabia, aka Yemen)
Someone said somethin' about lunatics and Iraq?
Hello--Anyone around?
WHAT HAPPENED TO PLUSHY? what's that thing ob your blog 4legs?
He's out enjoying the evening air.
When he comes in I'll take some plushy pics.
What is that thing on my blog? it's what americans look like to much of the world, thanks to chimpy and his merry band of torturers.
Good evening, Mr. Simels.
We've entered the naughty/silly part of the evening.
Luckily for her, the Tulsa school disctrict is paying for her Mls, so she now works in the library, working with the teachers on the educational materials.
Tee-hee.... My Mummy, Tulsey-born and bred, got her MLS from UCLA in 1968, eventually becoming one of the Regional Childrens Librarians for LAPL. About two days ago I got a note from one of her great friends demanding that we all have a reunion, because they'd just finished marrying off the daughter of one of the Librarians Mummy trained and realised how much they all owed to her.... So, I'm off to the land of LAPL'dom next month - they're all of them deeply strange, but it'll be nice to hear again how much they esteemed her.
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It's frowned on to buy stuff without actually paying. One of the rules.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers | Homepage | 09.16.06 - 10:56 pm |
For us, but not for Republicans.
Baaaaa! I suck at trivia.
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What is that thing on my blog? it's what americans look like to much of the world, thanks to chimpy and his merry band of torturers.
fourlegsgood
ok, that makes sense
Ha! It wasn't long ago that all you'd say was "Thers go 'plop, plop!' Thers go 'plop, plop!'"
Why do you have a piece of cheese hanging from your nose?
Asia Syria Bithynia Judaea (Palaestina) Galatia Arabia Petraea Lycaonia Aegyptus Lycia Cyrenaicia Pisidia Numidia Pamphylia Africa Cyprus Mauretania Cilicia Baleares (Hispania)
Cappadocia Pontus Armenia Inferior Sophene Osroene Commagene Assyria Mesopotamia Syria
Have I missed any?
Jorge Luis Borges writes of a Chinese encyclopedia that divided animals into
a) those that belong to the Emperor
b) embalmed ones
c) those that are trained
d) suckling pigs
e) mermaids
f) fabulous ones
g) stray dogs
h) those that are included in this classification
i) those that tremble as if they were mad
j) innumerable ones
k) those drawn with a very fine camel's hair brush
l) others
My cat is clearly type f).
"I love a beard you can lose a badger in."
I often marvel at the things I read here, the things I learn, the images I take away.
I mean that.
WHAT HAPPENED TO PLUSHY? what's that thing ob your blog 4legs?
plum p | Homepage | 09.16.06 - 10:57 pm
It's an orc, or what Republicans really look like under their human disguise:
http://veged.ru/forlj/orc.jpg
http://www.celebritywonder.com/
m..._towers_030.jpg
For us, but not for Republicans.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
I'm funny that way. You know - somebody sells me something that I need, I pay them. It's kind of whimsical, but the result is that the people I trade with continue to trade with me! Magic!
And I will have my Toto Toity.
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Lion kitty maxx is one of the fabulous ones.
Just came back from seeing "The U.S. vs. John Lennon" ... lately, I had been getting nostalgic for Richard Nixon. Never mind. I'm over it.
The American Library Association (ALA) is a hotbed of anti-American activism. The far left slant of libraries today, who will not purchase Coulter but buy dozens of Chomsky titles with my tax money, has me perturned.
Why do you have a piece of cheese hanging from your nose?
Thers
I have...a cunning plan, as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University; a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
Dr. Crackers,
I grew up in the Los Angeles county libraries...which one did your mom work in? I probably knew her
Echidne--I'm sorry if I bother you. I'm a real pain, no good.
Aimee's great but Til Tuesday had better songs, in my opinion. First album, other than the title song, was pure pop genius.
no! you're scaring me Buckeye! ( i must admit i have mild hallucinations due to all the flu medecine i've been taking the last few days)
My cat is clearly type f).
melior | 09.16.06 - 11:03 pm |
Look up "Chinese Measure Words." That encyclopedic classification will make a lot more sense.
You betcha you're perturned Gary. Perturned upside down and backasswards too...
Arthur's an "L"!
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Please stop me.
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Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
or, as my mom used to say in moments of frustration: someone take this thing away from me!
I often marvel at the things I read here, the things I learn, the images I take away.
I mean that.
Sarah Deere
Thers and I are indulging in a little Blackadder geekery. It's probably tiresome to witness, but I'm having fun.
Draco, you aren't bothering us, we are worried about you as you aren't making much sense and you are talking about being sick to dying. Do you have a fever?
The American Library Association (ALA) is a hotbed of anti-American activism. The far left slant of libraries today, who will not purchase Coulter but buy dozens of Chomsky titles with my tax money, has me perturned.
Gary Ruppert
You rock, dude.
I have demanded that my local library remove titles of a too far left bent, and they complied. I have had many challenges upheld by the board as they are books which do not present balanced arguments, or have a hidden agenda.
Ok, A little less PhD based trivia:
What was the name of singer who planned to commit suicide 4 years after starting a punk band, and did so?
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Dr. Barmpot - Make sure you get the right Toto, 400 sounds right. Got mine a few months ago for about 450 total. Backorder around here is four months.
Hellkitty, Actually, a literary agent serves as a buffer between the publisher and the author. They present an author's material and if it is accepted, serve as an intermediary between the two.
I have a small publisher with zero dollars for promotion. What I really and truly need is book promotion company. Someone who can present the material to the media, important reviewers, and such.
But they cost a lot of money -something I am not exactly rolling in. (I would certainly be interested in a percentage sharing, but most are not.)
With a small publisher there really is quite a bit of money in royalities - if we could sell some. The novel, for example, offers 30% to the author. (an almost unheard of bunch of money) but it does little good if your sales numbers in the double digits. . . .
I once had this idea of having people promote the books - if they honestly liked them - on their websites. Hell, I could offer a dollar or two for every sale. But no one seems much interested.
It is a problem that I have not found a solution for.
pour little litten!
http://www.dailykitten.com/
Echidne--I'm sorry if I'm any bother.
Echidne--I'm sorry if I bother you. I'm a real pain, no good.
You're not bothering me. But you need to call someone and get help. It's not good to be all alone and feel as much despair as you're clearly doing. Please take the phone and call either your physician, the emergency room, your sister, your mother or a friend or a neighbor.
The American Library Association (ALA) is a hotbed of anti-American activism. The far left slant of libraries today, who will not purchase Coulter but buy dozens of Chomsky titles with my tax money, has me perturned.
Gary Ruppert | 09.16.06 - 11:05 pm | #
There, there Gary (pats GR on the head, and then pulls away, realizing she'll have to disinfect her hand). I'm sure you know this because you actually spend time in libraries and have seen such things for yourself.
The far left slant of libraries today... has me perturned.
Coincidentally, I do believe it was Aimee Mann who said
Save me
from the freaks
who're convinced
they could never love anyone.
But I was even more angered by the comments threads and the number of truly horrible comments which were enthusiastically cheered. It's as if everybody dug in with a piece from an empty can...
Yeah.
A few times in the past few years of blogging I've had the sensation that I just saw a lid being suddenly pulled away, and under