I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
frist!
FUCK BUSH
Phila, he funny!
A repeat?
I admit, it's that good.
Hell, I bought the album.
WATERBOARD THE GOP
Given the UN speech...
aaaah. I get it now.
The "US" guy totally reminds me of Crispin Glover.
I think you posted this once. I liked it.
The scandal-plagued Republican party.
-
YouTube sucks ass.
Haven't you done this one before?
No complaints, really, I like it.
Very Beatle-esque.
yeah, repeat. too many bands i try to plug don't have anything on youtube.
Kayla apparently pooped while the Dogz were on walkabout this evening. She's come home with lot of vim and vigor, and is aggressively attacking Mex. That means she had to have lightened her load.
Fuck this Admin up one side and down the other!
Hell, I bought the album. watertiger
And here I try to think of things you'd never have heard.
yeah, repeat. too many bands i try to plug don't have anything on youtube.
You should form a band.
It's so awesome that the Connecticut Pedophiles for Ntodd party is going to lose bad in november.
Assrocket is doing beauty pageant posts again:
Based on my review of the contestants--it's a tough job, but someone has to do it--I think it's going to be a Caribbean year. Let me say, though, that the quality of the photography varies so widely that it's a little hard to tell. By now, the pageant should have standardized photos of the contestants, but they don't. Consequently, it's hard to tell whether Miss Costa Rica, for example, is a formidable candidate or not.
yeah, repeat. too many bands i try to plug don't have anything on youtube.
Yes, but it's uncannily timely.
And here I try to think of things you'd never have heard.
And I appreciate it beyond belief.
*blows kiss*
And here I try to think of things you'd never have heard.
I think Phila already took care of that on the last thread...
It's so awesome that the Connecticut Pedophiles for Ntodd party is going to lose bad in november.
Not according to my campaign manager. STOP SPREADING LIES, YOU ANTI-SEMITE!
God, Assrocket is nuts tonight, even by his standards
I read somewhere (I'd link if I could find it quickly) that waterboarding was the interrogation technique that broke every high-level detainee but one. (The one exception, according to that report, was an al Qaeda leader who was taken to see Khalid Sheik Mohammed in his cell, and required no further persuasion.) So whether our interrogators can continue to use this highly effective technique is, I think, a very big deal. Waterboarding is denounced by critics as a form of torture. In fact, though, it is harmless, and we reportedly waterboard our own military pilots to acquaint them with the sensation of drowning after they bail out of an airplane.
Oooh. That's a good song, but it's like, a year old.
Get hipper, Atrios.
Kayla apparently pooped while the Dogz were on walkabout this evening. She's come home with lot of vim and vigor, and is aggressively attacking Mex. That means she had to have lightened her load.
NTodd, CT's Next Whale Vagina
:::blink:::
:::blink:::
Feral Liberal, I do believe I'll have that drink afterall.
Waterboarding is denounced by critics as a form of torture. In fact, though, it is harmless, and we reportedly waterboard our own military pilots to acquaint them with the sensation of drowning after they bail out of an airplane.
And now for Getting Hit On The Head Lessons...
It will always irritate me, that by the time I was sensible to what was occurring in the world around me, the Andy Griffith Show had gone to color.
She's come home with lot of vim and vigor, and is aggressively attacking Mex.
She doing that funny half growl/half yodel?
Feral Liberal, I do believe I'll have that drink afterall.
Just wait until I have to apply the medicine on her anus.
I'm very fond of this video for Nouvelle Vague's cover of Don't Go.
When does NTodd debate Waffles and will it be webcast?
I think Phila already took care of that on the last thread...
He sure did!
Hey, Zap,
I will give the Twins their proper respect. I sincerely hope the Tigers win the division so that they can open against Oakland - I want nothing to do with the damned Twins.
They are the best team playing right now.
that waterboarding was the interrogation technique that broke every high-level detainee but one. ... Waterboarding is denounced by critics as a form of torture. In fact, though, it is harmless...
Does this fool even read what he writes?
Yeah, it's a relaxing spa treatment
I'm not sure what this thread is about but I definitely agree with what Planck implied--the Andy Griffith Show in color was a sad turning point in TV.
Feral?
Kindly make it a double.
She doing that funny half growl/half yodel?
Yup. Combined with her bossy yapping.
Oh, but wait: she's now sitting calmly on the sofa while Mex gently licks her ear. It's very sweet...
Then again, I blog about dead musicians (and the childrens authors who loved them), and one who's heading down the same path.
Despite the fact that this article made an impression on the Virtually Normal Fifth Columnist, it's worth saving from the soiled sheets: Torture's Long Shadow By Vladimir Bukovsky.
i think we should repeatedly waterboard a few republican bloggers, and then force feed them some lemon chicken.
I'm not sure what this thread is about but I definitely agree with what Planck implied--the Andy Griffith Show in color was a sad turning point in TV.
I stopped watching it after Opie took it up the ass from Andy. It just seemed wrong.
Despite the fact that this article made an impression on the Virtually Normal Fifth Columnist, it's worth saving from the soiled sheets: Torture's Long Shadow By Vladimir Bukovsky.
Well, the good news is that this compromise would mean that we can only torture when the preznit says it's okay.
John "torture" McCain in 08:He can take it and dole it out!
I hear ya, DWD.
I want the Tigres to get their due, but not this year.
Or, we could go for a repeat of the '87 ALCS...
Atrios,
How them Phillies doing? Wild card?
Me, I have a good example of a feline down-stay.
John "torture" McCain in 08:He can take it and dole it out!
No-one can call him a chickenhawk when it comes to terror!
Er, torture, rather.
Sorry, not much brain left after work this week...
i think we should repeatedly waterboard a few republican bloggers, and then force feed them some lemon chicken.
It's only to train them in case they're ever captured by the Islamofascists, given the bloggers are on the frontlines of this global war and shit. Plus it's fun!
Isn't waterboarding in the Olympics? Hang on, let me Google.
(google, google).
Why, yes - it says here that the USA team grabbed the gold - they actually pulled it outta the guy's molar before they plunged him into the ice waters of Olympischer Wasserbrett Stadium.
We're Number One in making detainees do Number Two!
bonsoir!
time to cook a cat
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/inde...php?
itemid=2230
Well, the good news is that this compromise would mean that we can only torture when the preznit says it's okay.
Yeah, and he's sure to say that "cruel and unusual punishment" and "equal protection before the law" still apply, both abroad and within the U.S. penal system — he being a reborn candyass "el diablo" king, and all.
I'm very concerned.
i think we should repeatedly waterboard a few republican bloggers, and then force feed them some lemon chicken.
urineboarding, it's the new non-organ failure causing cool technique. now approved by the Republican Party! consult your doctor.
I want the Tigres to get their due, but not this year.
Or, we could go for a repeat of the '87 ALCS...
Atrios,
How them Phillies doing? Wild card?
A Subway Series would be nice...
I personally don't think either team has the kind of front-loaded pitching to get to the Series. Maybe the Yanks if Mussina and Johnson are in good form, but it's a big if.
it was that 3 way with aunt bea, gomer and floyd the barber that disillusioned me.
Winter is coming.
Hidey thinks it sucks.
could we waterboard chris wallace?
jebus, his old man must be proud.
re: AmandaAcrossAmerica will visit Chez Atrios tomorrow.?
i went to the site and still feel like WTF? WTG is it all about?????
Well, the good news is that this compromise would mean that we can only torture when the preznit says it's okay.
Any time's a good time for the great taste of Torture™!
Kayla apparently pooped while the Dogz were on walkabout this evening.
Weren't you just telling us what a shy retiring person you were?
PlumP, watched a game last night (First hockey of the year, so far)
How's the book?
Kindly make it a double.
Done and done...
Enjoy!
Any time's a good time for the great taste of Torture™!
Betcha can't have just one!
Isn't waterboarding in the Olympics?
How can they drown you to the precise point where you think you're drowned, but that you're not really drowned and will divulge the real story behinf the Hitler Diaries?
Barry,
Hidey is da gorgeous.
Even with the little Hitler moustache.
I think it's outrageous that Bush wants to watertiger the detainees.
Did you ever notice that there were no married people in all of Mayberry? Everyone was single. Andy. Barney. Bea. Floyd. Gomer. Gooper. Clara (a widow). Helen. There wasn't a single married couple in that whole town except the drunk Otis (which may be why he was a drunk).
*blows kiss* watertiger
*Claps hands, says Yeah*
Hidey is beyond plush.
I think it's outrageous that Bush wants to watertiger the detainees.
How's the book?
DWD
i'm sorry! i haven't started it yet! i wanted to this week, but it's day 9 of my nasty cold and i'm doped up on medication. I haven't watch any hockey yet and i'm not happy with the Canadiens pre-season games so far...where will your kid play this season?
Weren't you just telling us what a shy retiring person you were?
Call me 'Brick'.
Even with the little Hitler moustache.
watertiger
That's her nose, my little bonehead! 
Call me 'Brick'. NTodd
You had to take your girlfriend for an abortion?
I think it's outrageous that Bush wants to watertiger the detainees.
You wanna talk about torture?
Oh, my sciatica!
(fuck you, haloscan)
PlumP, not sure. Heard a rumor the college he attends is NOT having a team this year. Big one is into the beer leagues now. I guess we shall see.
(I was not overly impressed with the Red Wings yesterday, either.)
urineboarding, it's the new non-organ failure causing cool technique
Mmmm ... progressive!
That's her nose, my little bonehead!
I know! But from afar...
You're familiar with the "My Cat Looks Like Hitler" website, no?
i just watch the latest Pride and Prejudice with Kiera Knightley. I really wayched it becaus e of Matthew MacFadyen who is always good. But her? She's not Scarlett Johanson...is Keira suppose to be a good actress? She's just pouting all the time, that's acting?
there werent any married people in dodge city either--marshall dillon, miss kitty, doc, chester, festus (well ok who would marry festus).
eli made a funny
eli made a funny
how dare you call McCain a chickenhawk. I see no evidence for that particular non-organ failure technique by the Maverick!
eli made a funny
eli made a funny
how dare you call McCain a chickenhawk. I see no evidence for that particular non-organ failure technique by the Maverick!
I'm very concerned. concern troll
Is it wrong that this made me laugh? 
Did you ever notice that there were no married people in all of Mayberry? Everyone was single. Andy. Barney. Bea. Floyd. Gomer. Gooper. Clara (a widow)
oh, Gomer was married, he just felt the need to keep it on the down-low
Did you ever notice that there were no married people in all of Mayberry?
All the married people in Mayberry were black. Therefore, they weren't part of Mayberry.
*Claps hands, says Yeah*
That's what I say, "I say yeah yeah."
'moutta wine, 'moutta here.
PlumP
In case you missed it earlier, another pic of Pippin.
is Keira suppose to be a good actress? She's just pouting all the time, that's acting?
Uh oh, you're gonna piss off NTodd, who has a crush on every underage actress and barking-made right wing nutjob.
urineboarding, it's the new non-organ failure causing cool technique
Mmmm ... progressive!
I think you mean "peegressive".
Barry: cats and snow always makes good photos. And how come you're still in Miami? You've been there a while, non?
Torture, it's whats for dinner!
I really fucked this country up bad.
Fuck'n up, it's what I do best.
WhoooHoooo!!!
Feral: does yor kitty like to go canoeing often?
In case you missed it earlier, another pic of Pippin.
FeralLiberal
she's an Henriette clone! (click on my link)
Not too many people married on Star Trek either. Rumor has it that Star Trek was simply a remake of the Andy Griffith show.
Barry from AK--your cat, Hidey, is beautiful! Lovely photo.
In case you missed it earlier, another pic of Pippin.
I really need to get my Yahoo albums up to date...
and bonanza--sure lorne greene was allegedly married at one time, but where is the evidence. even hop sing was single.
Feral: does yor kitty like to go canoeing often?
NO FLIRTING!
Sumo Kitty Henriette
Barry: cats and snow always makes good photos. And how come you're still in Miami? You've been there a while, non?
Plum P
I've been to Brazil twice, Euoope once, but keep hitting Miami.
Tomorrow is Sweeden. A nice break.
Torture: It Starts With "Them" - It Ends With "YOU"!
She's just pouting all the time, that's acting?
Are you kidding? She doesn't really have an underbite. She's just that good.
Uh oh, you're gonna piss off NTodd, who has a crush on every underage actress and barking-made right wing nutjob.
The Kenosha Kid
no, no, no! She's 21 now, so it's ok, she's already too old for NTodd!
The Old Man From Scene 24
I wouldn't say often, once and a while I can convince her to jump into the canoe while I hold it next to the bank. She's nervous at first, but later relaxes and seems to enjoy it.
no, no, no! She's 21 now, so it's ok, she's already too old for NTodd!
NTodd has a tattoo that says "I love Suri"
and bonanza--sure lorne greene was allegedly married at one time, but where is the evidence
Wasn't Li'l Joe married until his wife was shot dead? I'm not saying Viceroy Cheeeeeneeee HAL did it, mind you.
I really need to get my Yahoo albums up to date...
Don't forget Yazoo's albums.
sure lorne greene was allegedly married at one time, but where is the evidence
Well, Lucy and Ricky were certainly married. And enjoyed their heated fights and twin bedds.
Sumo Kitty Henriette
The Kenosha Kid
she's not fat she's big-boned! And she's got plush white fur only on the belly which makes her look bigger than she is! She's all offended now...
Don't forget Yazoo's albums.
JeffCO
nasty instant flashback!!!
What is it about planning shit that drives people mad?
Bah...gotta do something productive. Just got some brand new dinnerware from two-week-from-now-father-in-law. Moss green w/ a solid black outside, and a kinda geode looking thing in the middle (Zap likes Crate & Barrel).
Buh-bye!
Any time's a good time for the great taste of Torture™!
"It's NOT Torture. It's COERCION!!!!"
----wingnut Sandy Rios, currently on Real Time
Rumor has it that Star Trek was simply a remake of the Andy Griffith show.
Mm Jim- don't you think Spock needs a haircut? - Bones the barber via SCTV.
She's all offended now..
Does she puff up when she gets offended?
and bonanza--sure lorne greene was allegedly married at one time, but where is the evidence
I stopped watching Bonanza when Hoss and Little Joe began having rough sex.
who the hell is this pro-Bush twat on Maher???? she's drunk on the kool-aid.
bonanza was just a big ole mo show. god only knows what big hos did to little joe or to hop sing...
Does she puff up when she gets offended?
Furgu?
oh. Sandy Rios. Jesus.... these people are pathetic.
Does she puff up when she gets offended?
The Kenosha Kid
nah, she just bite. hard.
I stopped watching Bonanza when Hoss and Little Joe began having rough sex.
spinoza Neque lugere, neque in
spinoza, you fucking crack me up.
"It's NOT Torture. It's COERCION!!!!"
This Muslim guy (Reza Aslan?) is giving them all an excellent smackdown
Rumor has it that Star Trek was simply a remake of the Andy Griffith show.
Now that made me laugh. Thanks! I needed it after this week.
PlumP
Pippin could definitely be related to Henriette. BTW, that's quite the music collection you have there!
"It's NOT Torture. It's COERCION!!!!"
So has she been bitch-slapped?
bonanza was just a big ole mo show
Not unlike the 1953 Bollywood classic "Shole," though they weren't "brothers."
Bonanza when Hoss and Little Joe began having rough sex.
What're a coupla chaps to do?
I read somewhere (I'd link if I could find it quickly) that waterboarding was the interrogation technique that broke every high-level detainee but one. (The one exception, according to that report, was an al Qaeda leader who was taken to see Khalid Sheik Mohammed in his cell, and required no further persuasion.) So whether our interrogators can continue to use this highly effective technique is, I think, a very big deal. Waterboarding is denounced by critics as a form of torture. In fact, though, it is harmless, and we reportedly waterboard our own military pilots to acquaint them with the sensation of drowning after they bail out of an airplane.
Assrocket needs to experience this first hand, so he can find out for his own loathesome self if it's as harmless as he read somewhere.
Brokeback Ponderosa?
What're a coupla chaps to do
They gotta right to pick a little fight. Bonanza!
What're a coupla chaps to do?
They spurred each other along.
Brokeback Ponderosa?
Eli
Vagina City? OK, I'm done.
ssSPo...... ....cK!
You don't understand what they did to these kids. They put stuff up my butt.
God Bless Jesus General, again.
Pippin could definitely be related to Henriette. BTW, that's quite the music collection you have there!
FeralLiberal
yes, i know, too many cds, lps and 7". I had more, last last year i did have a good downsizing because of lack of space. But i'm still buying new ones...
Vagina City? OK, I'm done.
Queen Acres?
I read somewhere (I'd link if I could find it quickly)
It's tough to argue with sourcing like that.
Brokeback Ponderosa?
They didn't call him Little
Joe for nothing.
And if you thought "41" in Chippendale's breakaway pants was in poor taste:
My bar mitzvah gift to George Allen.
Waterboarding is denounced by critics as a form of torture. In fact, though, it is harmless, and we reportedly waterboard our own military pilots to acquaint them with the sensation of drowning after they bail out of an airplane.
Not too clever, is he?
Queen Acres?
Up the Petticoat Junction?
Not a cat, not a dog, but a Swan.
http://www.alaska.net/~babyrne/swan.jpg
They spurred each other along.
Stop horsing around.
Queen Acres?
Eli
Farm livin' is the life fer me.
Rumor has it that Star Trek was simply a remake of the Andy Griffith show.
Spock = Barney Fife.
Wait, that can't be right...
i did have a good downsizing because of lack of space. But i'm still buying new ones...
Heh, it's hard to quit. I have a pretty good sized collection myself.
Up the Petticoat Junction?
And "F Troop" works as is...
That dog is barking next door again.
Queen Acres?
Reacharound Junction?
Wow - I thought I was about to drown, fellas; for real. Whaddya wanna know?, 'cause I really felt like was about to drown there for a minute. Really. Or come. It's difficult to tell really, 'cause for a minute it was sort of exilarating and then the next thing I knew I was drowning. But then you saved me and so I suppose you want to know Osama's pin number. Hang on, it's a mnemonic; let me see if I can remember it. You may need to put me in the dunk tank again and get your best pitcher to hit that little target. Oh, I remember now!!! It's . . .
waffles.
ahhh, swan
And with that, I'm off to bed.
Nice, no trolls.
Up the Petticoat Junction?
After they had a Family Affair...
MAXX!
My queef sons?
My queef sons?
McLoud And Proud.
Nice, no trolls.
Bush Rocks!
Eh... sorry, My heart wasn't in it.
Hec Blowme. The Rocksoff Files.
waffles.
WalterNeff, as Trent Baxter
how come when i go to your website and click on the small posters they don't open up bigger, so i can see properly all the fantabulous details?
It's a good thing I don't live near DC or I'd be tempted to kidnap a Rethug Congresscritter or two and give them some doses of the torture they like so much - on camera, of course, preferably broadcast as it happens.
Note to NSA: I'm too fuckin' broke right now to get to Toledo, so don't come knockin' at my door unless you want to do my vacuuming for me.
Bonne nuit Barry, enjoy the sights over Sweden!
Bunsmoke.
If this 'coercive' stuff is so harmless, why don't they prove it themselves? It would make interesting tv to see, say, Kate O'Beirne or Rush Limbaugh or Toby Petzold undergo some of the latest fashions in CIA interrogation. It would be the least they could do for their country.
The whole Clenis:
CLINTON: And you’ve got that little smirk on your face. It looks like you’re so clever...
http://thinkprogress.org/clinton...inton-
interview
Give Christy Love!
Hairy O.
Brokeback Ponderosa?
and for the girls, there was Barbara Stanwyck on Big (ol' dyke) Valley
Staff-In.
sister of ye
How ya doing tonight!?
Bunsmoke.
Eli
Have Buns, Will Travel.
CANNON!!
Colonumbo.
Assrocket needs to experience this first hand...
Yes. All the torture apologists need a week-long session. Sensory deprivation, loud music round the clock, standing for 12 hours or more, arms outstretched, naked... and of course, the waterboarding. Daily.
Which one of these brave motherfuckers is gonna come forward and volunteer?
Bunsmoke.
Wagon Train
CANNON!
in color
Did I miss anything egrigious?
Barnaby Cojones.
CANNON!! watertiger
Bunsmoke.
The Rifleman.
oy. Rios is now evoking the Apocalypse, Jesus is a warrior coming back on a big horse.
barf
Coldshaft: The Night Strangler.
Death Valley Days.
If this 'coercive' stuff is so harmless, why don't they prove it themselves?
If this 'coercive' stuff is so harmless, why do they think it is so effective?
Man-Icks
Oh, are we doing porn titles?
To totally steal from Family Guy:
The ____ Van ____ Show, starring ____ Van ____.
Paw! Paw!
The Ball-tons.
Boney Miller.
Mac Drillin the Wife
Magoo, probably sister of Maxx.
http://www.alaska.net/~babyrne/m...yrne/
magoo5.jpg
W Gay R P.
Sugarfuck
I Love Juicy.
Here Cum the Brides.
The Facts of Life
Quimcy ME
Yancey Derriere
The Mary Tyler More! Show.
Magoo, probably sister of Maxx.
http://www.alaska.net/~babyrne/m...yrne/ magoo5.jpg
Barry from AK in Miami
she is! maybe we should be breeding liberals cats with our own super furry animals
Magoo, probably sister of Maxx.
http://www.alaska.net/~babyrne/m...yrne/ magoo5.jpg
Barry from AK in Miami
she is! maybe we should be breeding liberals cats with our own super furry animals
Dork & Mindy.
Family's Tied
You guys are killin' me. Seriously.
Riverbutt
or Liverboat
The Odd Couple...
MacDrilling the Wife...well, given that Rock was the star we know that title wasn't accurate.
Hi Plum P!
Good Times...
The Coozby Show
Which one of these brave motherfuckers is gonna come forward and volunteer?
Good question.
Given that they're clammoring to prove their manhood in Iraq, I'm sure we'll see a flood of them volunteering to experience this first hand to prove just how harmless it is.
there must be a real porno with 'sugartits' in the title by now... or maybe a bleachblonde from North Dakota with implants calling herself 'Sugartits Gibson'...
Bon soir, all you vituperative, foul-mouthed bloggers on the Left.
Jebus, doesn't Atrios ever link to music by non-white people?
What's Happenin'?
Twat's Happenin'
"Bachelor" Father
Little Whore house on the Prairie
she is! maybe we should be breeding liberals cats with our own super furry animals
Plum P |
I can read that so many ways. lol
Chubby Albert.
Have Gonad, Will Travel
-Paladong
Family Ties
Hanging in there. Got in a financial tight spot made worse by my credit card company being pissy.
I am going into work tomorrow for some badly needed overtime. Thank God for trial prep.
But being broke always makes me phenomenally cranky. If Bush crossed my path today I'd gladly smack him with a 2x4. The only bright spot about that would be how being in Gitmo would piss off my credit card company.
Wild Wild West.
Sugarfuck
Sugarfoot was like the prequel to Brokeback Mtn.
Hi Plum P!
Buzz Bomb
hi Buzz, i'm really bad at the game the others are playing now
"Welcome Back, Fucker"
see? i'm bad at that game
BJ and the Bear
Ballin' the Family.
I can read that so many ways. lol
Barry from AK in Miami
it was intended that way
Mayberry, MILF
Another millstone for the war on terror:
War price on U.S. lives equal to 9/11
WASHINGTON - Now the death toll is 9/11 times two. U.S. military deaths from Iraq and Afghanistan now surpass those of the most devastating terrorist attack in America's history, the trigger for what came next.
The latest milestone for a country at war came Friday without commemoration. It came without the precision of knowing who was the 2,974th to die in conflict. The terrorist attacks killed 2,973 victims in New York, Washington and Pennsylvania.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20060...jRtBHNlYwMxNjk5
I meant milestone not millstone. Yeah milestone.
That Three's Company spinoff, The Gropers.
Smokey and the Bondage
"If this coercive stuff is so harmless, why do they think it's effective"
yeah, ask *that* to a wingnut on live tv & watch their heads melt down... much more entertaining than Katie Couric's colonoscopy.
"Welcome Back, Fucker"
see? i'm bad at that game
Made me laugh!
WSJ -- How long does the stench of scandal stick to cash?
Apparently more than two years, at least according to Florida Senate candidate Katherine Harris’ camp, which is considering giving away the $6,000 she received from Ohio Congressman Bob Ney’s political action committee in 2002 and 2004.
Earlier this week, Ney pleaded guilty to federal corruption charges stemming from his involvement with disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff. He still hasn’t given up his congressional seat, much to the dismay of the Ohio Republican party and their hand-picked replacement for him, Joy Padgett.
Harris was on hand for President Bush’s fund-raising appearance in Orlando Thursday despite some suggestion earlier that she might not be invited. She got a shout-out from the president during his speech, but didn’t get to be part of the big photo-op. “Missing from the stage was U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris, who on Sept. 5 won the U.S. Senate nomination with less than 50% of the GOP primary vote; she was among the several hundred people who packed into the ballroom where the event was held,” the Orlando Sentinel reported.
It wasn’t all work for President Bush, who raised $2 million for Florida Republicans during the stop, according to the St. Petersburg Times. “…in between the two fundraisers, Bush…made an unannounced stop by the (Tampa Bay) Buccaneers’ new headquarters just as the team was wrapping up practice for the day. As Bush mingled - signing footballs, posing with running back Michael Pittman’s 19½-inch biceps - nearby Karl Rove took a moment to work on his throwing arm, his Blackberry in hand.
It's so clear none of us wasted our youth.
Knight Rider.
Gaywatch.
Love, Kazakhstan Style
there must be a real porno with 'sugartits' in the title by now... or maybe a bleachblonde from North Dakota with implants calling herself 'Sugartits Gibson'...
nick carraway
How about Oklahoma?
"Diffrent Strokes"
Knight Rider
Gaywatch.
Filmed in slow 'mo-shun.
OK, I quit now.
Been tired all day, time for sleep.
Till they beat me up again.
Oh.. I'm being rendered to Sweden.
OK, I'll go.
Star Trick
Spunky Brewster.
Ballin' the Family.
JeffCO
Nite Bats
if you missed that one:
http://mfrost.typepad.com/
cute_o..._snoutlici.html
Too Close For Comfort.
And Star Trick, the Next Variation
Huh? What was that all about?
Bonen nuit **again** Barry
Herman's Head.
posing with running back Michael Pittman’s 19½-inch biceps
Bush is so teh gay.
"Welcome Back, Fucker"
is what real kids like the Sweathogs would actually say. Bet they all grew up to be liberal bloggers.
if you missed that one:
http://mfrost.typepad.com/ cute_o..._snoutlici.html
That poor pig could catch all kinds of diseases.
if you missed that one:
http://mfrost.typepad.com/ cute_o..._snoutlici.html
That poor pig could catch all kinds of diseases.
I think I found the Bush boom.
Deep Throat Nine.
Deep Space Nine (Cut)
Star Trick, Voyeur
The Courtship of Eddie's Bangkok-Child Sex Addicted Father.
Ryan Seacrest DSV.
Deep Throat Nine.
You win.
Time to find some food. Buh-bye.
Buzz Bomb: her poll sort of fits the news, doesn't it?
"Would you rather
__ burn to death
__ drown to death"
Leave it to Beaver.
nice vid.
Herman's Head. Eli
So it's like that, eh?
The Naked Truth.
"if you missed that one:"
Once again, something here makes my manly persona go "Oh Ick!"
Square Pegs.
Rawhide.
I think I found the Bush boom.
Hecate
you win!
Twin Peaks
Hmmm....
Seaquest PMS.
LA Raw.
Vaginasty.
Manimal.
That's My Bush!
Countdown with Keith Olbermann
what? That is juicy porn to moi!
Ally McPeel.
My Mother the Whore.
DullAs
Falcon Breast.
Okay, I'm going to sleep.
Here Cum the Brides.
I happen to know that's the actual title of a porno film.
Interestingly enough, it's all-girl!
Miss Tits of Science.
Whore 54, Where Are You?
Now I'm really going to sleep.
Salute Your Shorts
And for the Brits...
Doctor Ho.
Are You Being Serviced?
Yes, Minister.
Men Behaving Badly.
Mounty Python.
Red Dwarf.
The XXX Files
(how come nobody said that one before?)
Sweet dreams, WT.
The Munchers
Beaver and Butt-hole
Okay, I'm going to sleep.
Bonne nuit!
Sponge Bob No Pants
Room 222-24-36.
Okay, now I'm really, really going to sleep.
The Wet Shadow.
Shasta McNasty
CSI: NTodd Whale Vagina
Route 69.
Magnum, BI.
Pantie Shield
Twin Peaks!
The rise and fall of Reginal Perrin
General Whorespittle
Rising Damp.
Battlestar Erotica
Fish.
Magnum, BI.
Magnum, BM
is this what happens to us when we are on a thread on a friday night....?
C-SPAN Book TV Sunday at noon: Noam Chomsky - Hegemony or Survival Updated at 5:24 PM
On Sunday, September 24 at 12:00 pm ET
Hegemony or Survival: America's Quest for Global Dominance
Noam Chomsky
Description: From the United Nations Correspondents Association in New York City, Noam Chomsky discusses the "Bush doctrine" and its implications. In particular, Professor Chomsky addresses the Bush administration's space policy and its overall efforts to expand U.S. influence and power. He also talks about the case of British whistleblower Katherine Gun, who leaked a memo stating that the NSA had been spying on UN Security Council members, and discusses the charges against the Cuban 5, who were convicted in the U.S. of espionage in 2001. On September 20, 2006, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, speaking in front of the U.N. General Assembly, praised Professor Chomsky's book, "Hegemony or Survival," and recommended that Americans read it.
Author Bio: Noam Chomsky, a professor of linguistics and philosophy at MIT, is the author of numerous books on U.S. foreign policy, including "American Power and the New Mandarins," "Political Economy of Human Rights" (two volumes, written with Edward Herman), "Fateful Triangle: The United States, Israel, and the Palestinians," and "Pirates and Emperors, Old and New: International Terrorism in the Real World." His most recent books are "Failed States" and "Perilous Power."
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Charles In Charge.
Pink Taco and Jeff.
Sex in the shitty
Ok, I've gone and embarrassed myself.
Taco & The Man.
is this what happens to us when we are on a thread on a friday night....?
homer s
yes, but i'm also stoned so what do i know...
Dobie Penis.
Twin Peaks! - Plum P
Twin Peeks - Vouyerist twins.
Gays of Our Lives
Futurandy
plum p--me, too...and all the talk of tacos has made me hungry...
plum p--me, too...and all the talk of tacos has made me hungry...
The Undouchables
Starsky & Butch.
The Dicks Of Hazzard.
The Crotch Superstars, featuring H.R. Pufnstuf.
Hey guys. I'm getting ready to go to bed, but I just want to know:
Is it true what I'm reading and hearing? Are the Dems already saying they won't stand in the way of the torture bill?
I heard Carl Levin on NPR and it wasn't inspiring, and I just read on georgia10's diary that the WaPo is reporting that "top Democrats in both houses indicated that they will not stand in the bill's path and risk being blamed for its demise."
Please please tell me this is not true.
Does anyone know what is going on?
The XXX Files
(how come nobody said that one before?)
Plum P
True story: I know a woman, no real fan of porn, who rented something with this title because she was a huge X-Files fan and thought it might be a little fun/racy to see Mulder and Scully getting it on. It turned out to be just your ordinary, garden variety, really nasty porno flick. No real X-Files references whatsoever.
Magnum, BI.
Magnum, BM
Magnum, BJ
BJ and the Bear
-
Top Her. OK, that was a sitcom in the early 50's called Topper, starring Leo G. Carroll.
Watching The Spy Who Came in from the Cold, I was reminded of Peter Schneider's great book The Wall Jumper
Thoough techically a novel, all the details are based on fact. It's about a big organization, including a lot of Berlin Wall guards, who hated the wall and simply decided they'd act as if it didn't exist. They'd go back and forth whenever they wanted.
One of my favorite stories concerns a group of teens in West Berlin. Their clothes identified them as Easterners, attracting the attention of the police who asked them if they were defecting. They said no, they were expected home for dinner. They were just in West Berlin for the afternoon to see The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
Schneider also wrote Scenes from the German Comedy, a non-fiction book about life after the wall came down, and how nobody got quite what they wanted or expected.
Anyone else a fan of Schneider?
The Streets of San Francisco.
Doctor Quim, Medicine Woman.
77 Sunset Strip-Off
Stillers babeeee
Eight is Enough
Sky Queen
It turned out to be just your ordinary, garden variety, really nasty porno flick. No real X-Files references whatsoever.
Buzz Bomb
what a disappointment i'm sure. We all had our Mulder and Scully fucking fantasies, no?
F-Troop
The Newswhore
The Dick in Dyke Show
Everybody Loves Raymond
Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt (what are you guys doing? coming up with tv-show inspired porn titles?)...
The Price Is Right
Anyone else a fan of Schneider?
One Gay at at Time.
Land of the Giants
"Really, Mrs Clinton, the blogs are the future of the party, this is a good place to start"
"Okay, this- blog- is-- Eschaton, and-- Atrios is the blogger?"
"That's right, but make sure tor ead the comments, it gives you a sense of where the grassroots are at on the issues"
"AIEEEEE!"
"What- oh, maybe we should have gone to DailyKos first..."
One Adam, like maybe 8?
Crank Yankers
Shaved Too Close for Comfort.
Anyone else a fan of Schneider?
Draco
The Sex that Came in from the Cold
Rocky and Buttwinkie.
Cop Cock
Let's Make a Deal
"What- oh, maybe we should have gone to DailyKos first..."
nick carraway
do not adjust your tv set
The Desert Fucks..
Intromission Impossible
Pokemon
The Twilight Bone.
Roy Rogers (anything)
Humpalong Cassidy
Kojackoff
The Dick in Dyke Show
homer s
TJ: yes
Signature counting stops for Green Party Senate candidate in Pa.
Associated Press
HARRISBURG, Pa. - Green Party U.S. Senate candidate Carl Romanelli has fallen about 9,000 signatures short of the number he needs to qualify for the Nov. 7 ballot, said lawyers for Romanelli and state Democrats who are suing to have him thrown off the ballot on Friday.
http://www.contracostatimes.com/...cs/
15585661.htm
Pity.
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The constitution forbids cruel and unusual punishment.
But we waterboard all the time now - so its cruel and usual. So its all good now, see?
Everybody Loves Lucy
Sky Queen
spinoza Neque lugere,
Man, are you dating yourself
Woody Woodpecker.
Re porn titles, there's a gay one called Best Little Warehouse in LA. Haven't seen it.
Doctor Quim, Medicine Woman.
Eli
Doctor Queef, Medicine Woman.
The Outer Limits.
Romper Room
South Pork.
One Adam 12 inches
i was on romper room as a kid...i thought that cameraman was a bit too interested in all of us...
The constitution forbids cruel and unusual punishment.
its not punishment because the waterboardees have not been charged with anything let alone been convicted.
Re porn titles, there's a gay one called Best Little Warehouse in LA. Haven't seen it.
Romancing the Bone.
One Adam 12 inches
...Cut.
Where's the guy who asks trolls to blow him?
TWAT.
Northern Exposure
The Bobbed New Tart Show.
The Late Show with David Fuckerman
Late Night with Conan O'Dildo
Lassies
Leave it to Beaver
Nobody thought up that one?
True story: I know a woman, no real fan of porn, who rented something with this title because she was a huge X-Files fan and thought it might be a little fun/racy to see Mulder and Scully getting it on. It turned out to be just your ordinary, garden variety, really nasty porno flick. No real X-Files references whatsoever.
This is what pisses me off about the pr0n industry; there was a time when they actually tried to make movies, with plots and stories and sex, but it's regressed totally to what was once called a "stag reel". Nothing but sex with no context at all.
How many of you remember actual porn flicks with at least a pretense of a plot? Deep Throat at least pretended to have a plot. The Devil and Miss Jones tried to string a bunch of sex scenes into a story. Then there was Flesh Gordon, which was a skinflick takeoff on the old serial.
Something like The XXX Files has, as indicated, a good shot at doing some nice takeoff on the Scully/Mulder relationship. Not to mention sex scenes with aliens and Cigarette Smoking Man.
Crocodile Blondee.
Oh, the left blogosphere is intent on bringing down our gummint!
(Insert Prolonged Fart Noise Here).
I Cream on Jeannie
The Cockadile Hunter
Buffy the Vampire Layer
Bay Twat
When Cockrings Were Rotten.
I Cream on Jeannie
WE HAVE A WINNER.
Uncle "Floyd"
The Hollywood Scores.
Tic Tac Dough.
The Newlywed Game.
Let's Make A Squeal.
BeBitched
Lust
Jerker's Wild
Edward Penishands.
(Real porn film -- whatever you do,
don't see it. It'll put you off sex for months if not years).
Angry Beavers
Northern Exposure
Hill Street Blows.
Cop Rock.
St. Elsewhore.
Boston Pubic.
The Head Zone
abc "news" :
Harlem Baby Dies After Falling in Vomit
A 3-month-old infant fell off a bed into a bucket of her teenage mother's vomit and died, said police, who charged the woman with negligent homicide on Thursday.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireSto...tory?
id=2476682
McHale's Navy.
How many of you remember actual porn flicks with at least a pretense of a plot?
My favorite was the Mitchell Bros. "Sodom and Gomorrah"... in between the sex scenes, they inserted a story about flying saucers being mistaken by the denizens of S&G for God and his angels... the pilots of the flying saucer were a chimp that talked like John Wayne and a mounted moose head that talked like Walter Brennan...
When Cockrings Were Rotten.
JeffCO | 09.23.06 - 12:17 am | #
Wow -- that's obscure.
Aeon Fux
TJ Hooker
.
One Dame at a Time
Dawson's Crack
Ah, classic, story-based porno:
Anyone remember "Two Nuns and a Donkey"?
I'm dating myself (literally)
hadenough | 09.23.06 - 12:20 am | #
Jesus Fucking Christ!
Fireball XXX-L5
The fellating Nun.
Superman
Bones
Underbirds are Go!
Wow -- that's obscure. steve simels
I figured the 2000-year-old Jewish guy would get it.
Are the Dems already saying they won't stand in the way of the torture bill?
Pretty much.
Twatlock
Magnum BS
Punky Brewster
Oilin' the Family
and now the pilots of the flying saucer lead our once-great nation...
Ughhh, 11-17.
Don't ask.
Karl Rove On Ken Mehlman: “He's Anal-Retentive, Man!”...
http://
www.editorandpublisher.co...t_id=1003155851
The Randy Griffith Show.
Buttman.
Smallville.
Grey's Anatomy
I Cream on Jeannie
elkal
And so would I, had I not been 4 years old at the time, and y'know, cool with her.
Barbara Eden, along with Sophia Loren, and Grace Kelly, and Elizabeth Montgomery and Shirley Jones and Brigette Bardot and Elizabeth Taylor and Tippy Hedren were fucking knockout, I mean stunning beauties in the early 60's.
and now the pilots of the flying saucer lead our once-great nation...
Pretty much.
Three Splooges
I'm done
Mutual of Omaho's Wild Kinkdom
Friends (with Benefits).
"Roddy" McDowall in Playmate of the Apes.
Seinfelt.
Friends (with Benefits). JeffCO
Nope, still not funny.
How many of you remember actual porn flicks with at least a pretense of a plot?
"The Opening of Misty Beethoven" Actual acting and story to go along with the usual naughtiness...
Howdy Doody
(for you scat fans)
My Little Margie
Are the Dems already saying they won't stand in the way of the torture bill?
Pretty much.
dave™© | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 12:22 am | #
After witnessing the vomitous spectacle of Charlie Rangel getting all huffy about Chavez ranking on "my
president" I have officially given up on the Democrats.
Fuck 'em, they deserve to lose. And they doubtless will.
From now on, I'm gonna lie back and enjoy the Apocalypse. Non-stop hookers and blow, that's the ticket.
Friends (with Benefits).
JeffCO
no, it''s "(fuck)Friends"
Egad, this may be the thread that beats them all.
Barbara Eden, along with Sophia Loren, and Grace Kelly, and Elizabeth Montgomery and Shirley Jones and Brigette Bardot and Elizabeth Taylor and Tippy Hedren were fucking knockout, I mean stunning beauties in the early 60's.
Max Planck
Toss in Kim Novak and Gina Lollabridgida... boy they made some serious babes back then...
Kaptain Putangaroo.
The Wildly Antisemitic World of Disney.
Romper Room.
Bosom Buddies
From now on, I'm gonna lie back and enjoy the Apocalypse. Non-stop hookers and blow, that's the ticket.
I'm with you. Its the lying down for this torture law that did it for me.
Fuck the Dumbocraps.
PeeWee's Playhouse
60s babes?
Two words, Max:
Barbara Feldon.
And she was Mensa to boot.
Mr. Rogers You Roundly.
(So bad, Haloscan didn't even want to post it...)
Boston Illegal
Kaptain Putangaroo.
spinoza Neque lugere, neque in
Don't forget Mr. Creamjeans!
Sperm 1999
From now on, I'm gonna lie back and enjoy the Apocalypse. Non-stop hookers and blow, that's the ticket.
steve simels
The Old Man From Scene 24 | 09.23.06 - 12:28 am | #
Looks like WGG just got himself two disciples.
"nonstop hookers & blow"
let the end times roll, indeed...
Hill St. Cooz.
God Damn Fucking torturing fuckers. They should all be waterboarded. Every fucking one.
See C***
You know, with Lloyd Bridges. I'm just feelin' too polite to type it out..
From now on, I'm gonna lie back and enjoy the Apocalypse. Non-stop hookers and blow, that's the ticket.
I'm with you. Its the lying down for this torture law that did it for me.
Fuck the Dumbocraps.
I'm with y'all.
Fuck the blow, I'm only in it for the hookers.
Touched By An Angel
Kate & Allie.
From that e&p link:
In any case, Mehlman felt the results of two key early contests in this cycle – the race for Duke Cunningham’s open House seat in California and the recent GOP primary for U.S. Senate in Rhode Island – were “encouraging.”
http://
www.editorandpublisher.co...t_id=1003155851
How bad is it when you have to point to a repub win in an ultra-repub area and the real repub losing as "encouraging."
Touched By An Angel
there was a Simpsons opening where Bart was writing "I was not touched 'there' by an Angel" on the blackboard.
I Remember Mama
The Incredible Hunk.
The O'Reilly Factor
(OK, I think I'm running out of steam...)
at least we know how easy the job is of naming porn films...
H. R. Sumpinsumpin
Or, H. R. Humpinstuff
From now on, I'm gonna lie back and enjoy the Apocalypse. Non-stop hookers and blow, that's the ticket.
We need to go out drinking and get you back on the optimist A train.
I don't know how George Allen singing The Knack tunes will help clear things up with his macaca mess.
Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Macaca?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Macaca.
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind.
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Macaca...
Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Macaca.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me.
Running down the length of my thighs, Macaca
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Macaca...
When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Macaca.
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Macaca?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind.
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Macaca...
The A-Team
Charlie's Anals
at least we know how easy the job is of naming porn films...
There was an SNL sketch about this, where they were coming up with gay porno titles ("Bend It Like Beckham?" "Bend *Over* Like Beckham."), and couldn't think of *anything* they could do with "The Pianist".
See C***
Not gonna say it. Not gonna say it. Aw hell.
"By this time, my lungs were aching for air...."
The O'Reilly Factor
(OK, I think I'm running out of steam...)
Buzz Bomb
OK, ok, cut his mic...
Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Macaca?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Macaca.
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind.
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Macaca...
Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Macaca.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me.
Running down the length of my thighs, Macaca
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Macaca...
When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Macaca.
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Macaca?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind.
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Macaca...
Sorry, but seeing Loudicris makes be agree with his name. It's all been done...
Genital Hospital
Barbara Feldon??? My dear chap, it was Mrs. Peele.
Thhhhaaat's All folks,
Later
The Hung and the Breastless.
What's all this tittering about?
I'm with you. Its the lying down for this torture law that did it for me.
Fuck the Dumbocraps.
Hey, great guys - just give up. Don't even try.
What happened to the Delta House I used to know?
There were art films in the 70s pushing the boundary between cinema and porn. I guess the 3 most famous are Bertolucci's Last Tango in Paris (sorta tame in retrospect--they never even show the butter), Pasolini's Salo (damn how pervy, and he blames the fascists), and Oshima's In the Realm of the Senses (outstanding storyboarding and cinematography, even the cumshot).
The Breastmaster
The Adventures of Ellery Queen
pigboy,
save yurself from TROLL COMMENT grief by preview afore you post.
Decemberists - 16 Military Wives is very good. Sounds a lot like Blur!
BTW, if we're talking 60s babes, we can't forget: Julie Newmar!
Oshima's In the Realm of the Senses
Clearly a cut above the rest.
Cumshot, moonshot, always some kinda shot. Make mine Absolut.
Hey, great guys - just give up. Don't even try.
if they won't stand against this, what use are they?
and Oshima's In the Realm of the Senses (outstanding storyboarding and cinematography, even the cumshot).
Drac
And now with today's bill, storyboarding is allowed!
The Hardly Boys Adventures.
Sorry, but seeing Loudicris makes be agree with his name. It's all been done...
FeralLiberal | 09.23.06 - 12:35 am | #
You noticed, did you?
Soulless, content-free overproduced commercial crap.
Irrespective of genre.
But you can dance to it, I guess.
I Remember Mama
bo, vfmb(c)ol | 09.23.06 - 12:32 am | #
There's an actual horror movie I Dismember Mama. Haven't seen it.
The Hound of the Baskervilles
if they won't stand against this, what use are they?
You'll have no chance - NONE - with a continued Republican administration.
You think the Republicans are going to stop at torture. It's just the beginning with them.
I'll take my chances with the Democrats, thanks.
Stop with the names already.
Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time,
Macaca?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor
run.
Gun it comin' off the line Macaca.
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch of
the younger kind.
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Macaca...
Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes,
Macaca.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me.
Running down the length of my
thighs, Macaca
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Macaca...
When you gonna give it to me, give
it to me.
It is just a matter of time Macaca.
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind,
Macaca?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind.
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Macaca...
Kaptain Putangaroo.
There were art films in the 70s pushing the boundary between cinema and porn. I guess the 3 most famous are Bertolucci's Last Tango in Paris (sorta tame in retrospect--they never even show the butter), Pasolini's Salo (damn how pervy, and he blames the fascists), and Oshima's In the Realm of the Senses (outstanding storyboarding and cinematography, even the cumshot).
Draco
the night porter: was that the 70's?
Desperate Anal Bleachers?
Too Clothed For Comfort
That joke isn't funny anymore. We've been at it for over one hour. Even if the erection is...well, you know.Gone.Any new idea?
Oshima's In the Realm of the Senses (outstanding storyboarding and cinematography, even the cumshot).
Draco | 09.23.06 - 12:37 am | #
I prefer the sequel that Disney did --
In the Realm of the Senses Goes to Monte Carlo!!!!
Don Kirchner's Rockhard Concert.
You think the Republicans are going to stop at torture. It's just the beginning with them.
no they won't & the Dems won't even try to stop them.
Any new idea? Plum P
I could make you breakfast.
That joke isn't funny anymore. We've been at it for over one hour.
I have not yet begun to...
Whatever it is we're doing here.
god damnit i am not a troll and this is the last stinking time I post this stupid George Allen sing along.
Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Macaca?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Macaca.
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind.
My my my i yi woo. M M M My Macaca...
Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Macaca.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me.
Running down the length of my thighs, Macaca
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Macaca...
I prefer the sequel that Disney did --
In the Realm of the Senses Goes to Monte Carlo!!!!
the cumshot with Minnie Mouse didn't do much for me.
no they won't & the Dems won't even try to stop them.
The Old Man From Scene 24
my fear:
due to 'emergency' situations the law now applies to private security firms---------
hello, dears.
Fuck the Democratic Party. Its time to cross into Cambodia and make shit up as we go along.
I could make you breakfast.
JeffCO
oh ouiiiiiii!
no they won't & the Dems won't even try to stop them.
Are you going to give them a chance or just fold up your tent now?
The Knack Lyrics - My Sharona Lyrics
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/r...s/
mysharona.htm
hello, dears.
Sarah Deere
you just missed quite a spicy hour here at Eschaton!
I could make you breakfast.
I'm hoping someone will make me dinner...
young 'indie' rocker type girl at the used/new record store tells me 'i'm kind of pissed that dylan ripped off memphis minnie without giving her credit.....
That joke isn't funny anymore. We've been at it for over one hour.
I have not yet begun to... Whatever it is we're doing here.
It's too close to home and too near the bone - more than you'll ever know.
I could make you breakfast.
I'm hoping someone will make me dinner...
Anyone for creamy cheese grits?
I could make you breakfast.
Dearest, I could make you forget about breakfast.
You all know how this is going to end. Just look at the faces of Pelosi and Reid...I'd rather the Dogs playing Poker be in charge. We pick up a few seats this November, more in '08, and toss out red meat to the Republicans in the Presidential Election. The Democrats will give them what they want.
Julie Newmar, 2006
Me-ow!
At least we restricted ourselves to TV shows and didn't do movies, or this'd go on all night...
Anyone for creamy cheese grits?
Okay.
Fuck the Democratic Party. Its time to cross into Cambodia and make shit up as we go along.
James Jesus Rimbaud
I'm bringing a wicker sofa, 7 cases of 7-Up, and my Raquel Welch 'self-help' tapes..........
Re "In the Realm of the Senses," there's a scene near the end where the woman cuts off the erect shaft of her comatose, dying lover's penis and puts it in her purse.
When I saw the movie, the audience erupted in booing, then laughter.
Are you going to give them a chance or just fold up your tent now?
they've had 5+ years and have done exactly squat about it in that time. I've supported them in every way I can, convincing friends, giving them money, voting for them etc during that time.
Time's up.
hello, dears.
Sarah Deere | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 12:44 am | #
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dump with the vituperative foul-mouthed bloggers of the Left?
Okay.
Here ya go. Nice and thick, just the way I like 'em.
I folded up my tent already. I'm three rises over from the Democratic camp, sleeping on the ground out in the open, by myself. I've decided herds are bad for my health.
Re "In the Realm of the Senses," there's a scene near the end where the woman cuts off the erect shaft of her comatose, dying lover's penis and puts it in her purse.
Good times, good times.
Dearest, I could make you forget about breakfast.
She'll need *something* to get her strength back and replenish fluids.
what's a sweetheart like you doing in a dump like this........
haven't thought of that in some time
James Bond porn classics;
Dr No-No
Stinkfinger
Octopussy (PZ oughtta like that one...)
Time's up.
So whatever happens in November, you won't complain.
Right?
young 'indie' rocker type girl at the used/new record store tells me 'i'm kind of pissed that dylan ripped off memphis minnie without giving her credit.....
earl 'cliche' guevera | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 12:45 am | #
LOL
senator reid:
the bobby kennedy of cardboard
So whatever happens in November, you won't complain.
Whatever happens in November won't make any difference.
Here ya go. Nice and thick, just the way I like 'em.
Ex-cellent.
This isn't some kind of trick, right?
Either god is punishing us for the torture crap or the terrorists control the weather:
http://www.goes.noaa.gov/ECIR4.html
Whatever happens in November won't make any difference.
You can always crawl into a hole if you like.
12 straight hours of work today and i got 1/4 done what i hoped/needed to do.
AARRGGHH.
and a regular job tomorrow.
AARRGGHH.
goodnight julie newmar wherever you are.
At least we restricted ourselves to TV shows and didn't do movies, or this'd go on all night...
Oops...
what's a sweetheart like you doing in a dump like this........
Of all the Dim joints in all the blogs in the world, she had to walk into mine.
This isn't some kind of trick, right?
Nope. Made 'em tonight. mmm mmm good.
Whatever happens in November won't make any difference.
No, it doesn't. We could have elected George Wallace and Curtis LeMay in 1968 and things would have been damned peachy.
har jeffco
(comment on way out)
the night porter: was that the 70's?
earl 'cliche' guevera | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 12:41 am |
Phh--I forgot that great movie, which somehow became a fave of feminist academics. I never quite got the reason. They seemed to think Rampling's repetition compulsion restaging her degradation was an act of empowerment.
My opinion was that it's inherently comical to have a bunch of dispossessed Nazis bonding together at a cheap single room occupancy hotel
Nope. Made 'em tonight. mmm mmm good.
Thanks, that hit the spot. Not too many grit opportunities here in Pittsburgh...
lewis black for a good night laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q...h?
v=QcjrXExUAbE
i watched that Warhol 2 parts doc on PBS this week and since then , i have The Velvets' "heroin" in my head. It's kinda weird to be doing my groceries and singing "Heroin, be the death of me.Heroin, it's my wife and it's my life. Because a mainer to my vein. Leads to a center in my head.And then I'm better off than dead.Because when the smack begins to flow.I really don't care anymore" I'm scaring the children
the night porter:
Phh--I forgot that great movie, which somehow became a fave of feminist academics. I never quite got the reason. They seemed to think Rampling's repetition compulsion restaging her degradation was an act of empowerment.
My opinion was that it's inherently comical to have a bunch of dispossessed Nazis bonding together at a cheap single room occupancy hotel
Draco
weird to see it as 'empowering' when actually it was an enslavement to something degrading (woof woof)
Oops- you know what the music means. Later, taters!
really out. night all.
somebody take that damn tricycle off the front sidewalk when you turn in.
You can always crawl into a hole if you like.
Tell me why despite acquiescing on tirture they are still worthy of support and then convince me that the dems will suddenly grow values and a collective spine if, depsite themselves, they stumble into a victory in November.
Tell me why despite acquiescing on tirture they are still worthy of support
Where is the acquiescence?
Okay...I'm smelling a rat.
I've been out all night...
Where is the acquiescence?
not a single Dem in congress has come out in opposition to the "compromise" between the republicans and the republicans.
well, they did manage to hold the line on Social Security, and if they make gains in the midterms it will be that much harder for Dear Leader to make the second run at destroying it.
the fuckers! I'm not a lesbian but these women are damn hot!
Tina Fey not pinup-worthy? Christiane Amanpour not a supermodel? Maxim delves into the true worth of women in TV
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
ea...hy_e_30024.html
not a single Dem in congress has come out in opposition to the "compromise" between the republicans and the republicans.
It having happened less than 48 hours ago, I am going to give them time to organize their opposition.
Plum P | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 12:55 am | #
I don't think Heroin is by any means Lou Reed's best composition. But those electric viola obbligatos by John Cale. Darn he could make some aharmonic noise. Why didn't electric viola catch on?
I've been out all night...
Vicki,
a date?
Anyone on the east coast receive weird phone calls for polling?
TPM Cafe has this:
Constituents in West Virginia, for instance, have been bombarded with calls from the group, but when they check their caller ID, the number, (571) 522-6400, comes up as from a company called Aetr, Inc.
Who Called Us, an online site that allows users nationwide to log instances of anonymous callers, says the number also sometimes comes up on Caller IDs as originating from "Braddock, VA," or from "ER PR."
I used to get subscription offers from Maxim-- a deeply stupid magazine-- or at least that's the side they tried to sell.
a date?
Now, see here!
.
Oops, TPM's Muckraker has it:
http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/
arch...001586.php#more
But those electric viola obbligatos by John Cale. Darn he could make some aharmonic noise. Why didn't electric viola catch on?
Draco
I love Cale. But i must admit i do have a very soft spot for welshmen!
I've been out all night...
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 1:00 am | #
You sly boots, you.
Still falling in love, are ya?
JP + CURLY!
Tina Fey not pinup-worthy?
Ahhh, she's (one of my) my wet dream(s).
Anorexia is not a girl's best quality, thank you.
Gwen Ifool is on here. Hmmm.
.
But those electric viola obbligatos by John Cale. Darn he could make some aharmonic noise. Why didn't electric viola catch on?
Draco
I love Cale. But i must admit i do have a very soft spot for welshmen!
Plum P
This is code, right? You are going to attack at dawn? With the Welsh? Using electric aharmonic weapons of mass destruction?
Good Evening fellow torturers.
I've been out all night...
With Curly?
I love Cale. But i must admit i do have a very soft spot for welshmen!
Plum P | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 1:06 am | #
The world's greatest living Welshman?
Survey says......
Dave Edmunds!!!!!
It having happened less than 48 hours ago, I am going to give them time to organize their opposition.
How long does it take to stand up and say "this is wrong and it goes against everything this country stands for" ?
Don't worry the two major races i won't be voting in this November (Congress and Governor) are both safe Dem seats (and I live in Kansas!) and my few hundred dollars won't make any difference one way or the other.
This is code, right? You are going to attack at dawn? With the Welsh? Using electric aharmonic weapons of mass destruction?
ellroon
you will know demain...
The world's greatest living Welshman?
Richard Burton!
Howdee, Plum P!!!
.
Arrrggghhh...
This is code, right? You are going to attack at dawn? With the Welsh? Using electric aharmonic weapons of mass destruction?
Well, there was something in the Bible about horns bringing down the enemy fortress, and of course who could forget Mars Attacks with its Slim Whitman alien head explosion yodeling.
Arrrggghhh...
Vicki
what?
cruel to be kind
in the right measure
cruel to be kind
its a very good sign
cruel to be kind
means I'm American
Ay-rab
gotta be cruel to be kind
Still falling in love, are ya?
steve simels
Yeah, yeah...
Shut up, everyone. I want to hear about soft, moist dewy vagina.
Shut up, everyone. I want to hear about soft, moist dewy vagina.
Yeah, yeah...
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
It hurts to fall in love but where else would you rather be?
Yeah, yeah...
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
It hurts to fall in love but where else would you rather be?
Yeah, yeah...
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 1:13 am | #
Care to be more specific?
ah shit, fucked that up.
Christ, I went out on the town, and my purse was stolen (which included my cell phone).
Credit cards.
Et al.
Funny thing is that I hold my purse close to my heart....
I hate things sometimes.
4th
I remember love. Faintly, of course.
.
Jeffraham, 'you still in TN? And what about Naomi?
You wanna hear about falling in love?
I'll tell you about it.
I went out on the town, and my purse was stolen (which included my cell phone).
that sucks! Call up the dredit card company right away. My Mom had her cards stolen and they started using them right away.
Pitchforks & Torches: Jeffraham, 'you still in TN? And what about Naomi?
Yes, and if you're talking about who I think you're talking about, I'd prefer he youngest daughter, but she's married to a race car driver.
.
poor Vicki!
The weird thing about the silence of the Dems so far is that usually, *someone* goes off the reservation- like Harkin saying he understood where Chavez was coming from, in the midst of all that "team playing" from Pelosi, Rangel, et al.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore:
Lordy....are you okay?
I hate things sometimes.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
That is awful.
Dave Edmunds!!!!!
steve simels | 09.23.06 - 1:09 am | #
I didn't know Edmunds was Welsh. But I much sympathize with his story about the sudden realization of the scary implications that Johnny Cash was his father-in-law
Vicki, if you had your Social Security number anywhere in your purse, you may want to block the ability for anyone to take out a new credit card or loan in your name.
Identity theft is naaaasty.
Anybody from the Seattle area here? Cause i added the west coast signals to my digital tv package and i see those political tv ads and cannot make out which are the good guys and which ones are the bad guys. The words "republican" , "Bush", "Iraq" are never mentionned?!?
Democratic leaders were largely positive about the agreement reached Thursday, signaling that they would continue to cooperate, rather than risk looking obstructionist heading into the midterms.
This is part of an article that will appear in the Washington Post tomorrow. Now I wonder why I have been defending these bastards.
Vicki, you weren't strongarmed, right? The purse was taken in a club, while you were distracted, yes?
.
Fuck you, Arnie!
----
SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed a universal health care bill Friday, saying it would create a "vast new bureaucracy."
The bill would have provided every California resident with health insurance through a program administered by a new entity, the California Health Insurance Agency.
The system would have been partially financed by the state's current spending on health care and partly by consumers and their employers in place of private insurance payments. A state commission would have made recommendations on premiums for patients and businesses.
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Democratic leaders were largely positive about the agreement reached Thursday, signaling that they would continue to cooperate, rather than risk looking obstructionist heading into the midterms.
Like I say, fuck them.
I'm working on the logistics, guys...
Democratic leaders were largely positive about the agreement reached Thursday, signaling that they would continue to cooperate, rather than risk looking obstructionist heading into the midterms.
We knew they were killing people in the camps, but we had to go along for fear of being killed ourselves?
Nah.
I of course offer my sincerest apology to the Old Man from Scene 24.
Vicki, you weren't strongarmed, right? The purse was taken in a club, while you were distracted, yes?
Totally ripped at the venue, which is why I ask my friends, to this day, why I cannot contribute in kind.
I'm pissed.
I lost my bet lipstick. $ 100 but it is beautiful.
Pitchforks & Torches | 09.23.06 - 1:12 am | #
Are you a fan of Mars Attacks too? I feel lonely finding that movie hilarious. Critics, the mass audience, my old friends at AOL movie chat sites all fisfained it.
Favorite scene--the Martians raid Las Vegas, stealing slot machines, carrying them their backs, broadcasting "We are your friends." In a sense they were
I also liked how the Martians gad a two word vocabulary, ak and rak. Ak ak rak ak rak ak ak
Good evening, all, and good catblogging!
disdained, not fisfained
It is too late to start drinking isn't it?
I also enjoyed Mars Attacks and thought it terribly underrated.
Are you a fan of Mars Attacks too? I feel lonely finding that movie hilarious. Critics, the mass audience, my old friends at AOL movie chat sites all fisfained it.
Love that movie!!! I think we should live in tepees.
It's best watched back-to-back with Independence Day. Same movie, except ID is stupid enough to take itself seriously.
It is too late to start drinking isn't it?
Snow, Frank Sinatra
Only if you don't find your way into my bed...
Good evening, all, and good catblogging!
rorschach
merci!!!
thought it terribly underrated.
It was not the worst movie ever made.
It is too late to start drinking isn't it?
What is this "too late" of which you speak?
It is too late to start drinking isn't it?
its never too late.
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed
Hold me.
It's best watched back-to-back with Independence Day. Same movie, except ID is stupid enough to take itself seriously. - rorschach
Don't forget to throw in MIB and Starship Troopers.
I liked Mars Attacks. Independence Day sucked like a roomful of hoovers.
What is this "too late" of which you speak?
You are right. Sorry, Vicki, I am going to oblivion. Rain check?
Bitte schoen, Plum P!
What is this "too late" of which you speak?
Hecate, Brightly-Coiffed | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 1:29 am | #
Now I've got the image of Nick Cage in "Vampire's Kiss" in my head. "Too late! Too late! It's all too late, Alva!"
Don't forget to throw in MIB and Starship Troopers.
bo, vfmb(c)ol | 09.23.06 - 1:30 am | #
Heh indeedy.
It's funny, actually, the shitstorm stirred up among Heinleinians by the movie Starship Troopers...
I liked Mars Attacks. Independence Day sucked like a roomful of hoovers.
I was grooving along okay, taking it at face value... and then Jeff Goldblum figured out how to give... the alien computer... a virus.
Yeahright.
Aw, Vicki that's a shame. I am wishing for a good soul to find it and call you tomorrow.
It's a shame that readers of the Post's print edition won't get to read Mr. Froomkin's analysis:
Questions the Press Should Ask
Members of the traditional press were paying scant attention to the issue of state-sanctioned torture until a rift appeared within the Republican party itself. That, in Washington, qualifies as high drama.
And now that the rift has been papered over, most reporters' tendencies will be to cover the issue mostly from the angle of its effectiveness as a political cudgel in the mid-term elections.
But the American public deserves to hear a full and open debate on this important moral issue. And if Congress won't host it, then it's up to the Fourth Estate to rise to the challenge.
Step one would be some actual reporting into the CIA interrogation program, including aggressive truth-squadding of the assertions coming from the White House. President Bush, for instance, yesterday called the program the "most potent tool we have in protecting America and foiling terrorist attacks."
Can he back that up? What little investigative reporting I've seen on the program thus far, by Ron Suskind among others, suggests that Bush's assertion is exaggerated or just plain wrong -- and that in fact the use of torture or near-torture has produced little or no valuable information. It's imperative that the media give the public a better sense of whether Bush is credible on this issue.
Here's a question reporters should be asking: If, as Suskind has alleged, the administration is aware that those harsh CIA interrogation tactics don't really work -- and no one is currently in CIA detention anyway -- then why is this such an important issue for the White House? One possible answer: That this has nothing to do with the future; that it's about giving them cover for their actions in the past.
Here's another question reporters should be asking: Have the senators been assured that Vice President Cheney won't get Bush to attach a "signing statement" to this bill, asserting his inherent powers, as he did the last time he signed torture legislation?
Finally, as the White House gears up to use detainee policy as a political issue, it is incumbent on the press to remind the public that there are not only two choices: Doing it Bush's way and letting terrorists go free. Even if the Democrats aren't coherent about other alternatives, the press should be.
Too late to start drinking? Are you fucking insane? I have four cats who are encouraging me to make sure that I can get to sleep later. And I have yet to finish the NYT crossword.
Bitte schoen, Plum P!
what? (i just know 2 languages, stupid me)
Well, I, as Yente, picked this totally cool actor dude for my daugher. I want him to be her "first" - if she wants it. He writes music, he's plays guitar and keyboards, he's an actor, a singer, all of that.
They are perfect.
Draco:
I'm a Tim Burton fan, but Mars Attacks
is a complete misfire. Yeah, the Martians are funny, and yeah, Lisa Marie is hot, but IMHO, it absolutely drips contempt for the poor trailer park crowd that is its satirical raison d'etre and -- more to the point -- for any subspecies of humanity that wasn't actually involved in the making of the movie.
In other words, it's a symphony of misanthropy -- it hates literally everybody and everything (except the annointed, i.e. friends of the filmmakers).
Fuck it.
Sow, you can hold me whenever...
oh man, watching the rerun of maher, and this woman from fox is friggin insane. the level of delusion among bush supporters is frightening
Are you a fan of Mars Attacks too? I feel lonely finding that movie hilarious.
I thought the Martians were hilarious, the way they looked and when they went "Ack ack!" I laughed my ass off at that. I thought the rest of the movie blew.
I like the Starship Troopers movie, it has the basic format of a WWII propaganda film but it is really a political movie masquerading as a mindless Hollywood action movie.
I'm a Tim Burton fan, but Mars Attacks is a complete misfire.
It reminded me of Seventh Seal, with a taste of Amarcord. Perhaps it tried to communicate too much. But I think only Kurosawa could have made it better.
Sow
I am a boy, silly!
And I have yet to finish the NYT crossword.
spinoza Neque lugere
I have concluded that NYT crosswords are easier than sudoko when I am plastered.
Ack, ack! Rak, ack, ack. Ack, Rak!
Good night, Mrs. Calabash, where ever you are.
I have concluded that NYT crosswords are easier than sudoko when I am plastered.
Yeah, but filling in the NYT crossword squares with NUMBERS is not quite cricket.
Bitte schoen, Plum P!
what? (i just know 2 languages, stupid me)
Plum P | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 1:35 am | #
"You're welcome."
In other words, it's a symphony of misanthropy -- it hates literally everybody and everything (except the annointed, i.e. friends of the filmmakers).
I disagree. I think it expresses utter scorn for the invasion genre, movies which do tend to hate everything outside of the "heroes."
I like the Starship Troopers movie, it has the basic format of a WWII propaganda film but it is really a political movie masquerading as a mindless Hollywood action movie.
Yeah boy.
Not to mention, Denise Richards is at her best, and then some.
That this has nothing to do with the future; that it's about giving them cover for their actions in the past.
BINGO! this bill was brought up now for political reasons, but the reason it was brought up at all was to absolve Bush & the CIA of war crimes already committed.
I like a little misanthropy once in a while...
I am a boy, silly!
Snow,
there was a discussion about that the other day between atriettes (some thought you were a girl). I put them right, and told them you were our young available boytoy here at Eschaton, n'est-ce-pas mon joli jeune homme?
Alas, must off to Dreamland.
Vicki -- my thoughts, such as they are, are with you.
He writes music, he's plays guitar and keyboards, he's an actor, a singer, all of that.
(Cue Heart...) He's got the magic hands, mama.
Mars Attacks was so uproariously funny that I have to avoid rerunning it. The critics have no sense of humor, they took it too seriously. Ed Wood was extremely well choreographed and filmed, and fortunately, it did get some underground adulation.
Much the same, the original Star Wars was the bomb, but the masses liked the action and effects, not the subtle parody.
People are hopelessly shallow.
I can't believe even one Vietnam hewned, ground, steel-flying officer would have approved of Shrub's "splendid little war" in Iraq.
I know General Powell was against the notion, but didn't have the nads to resign.
And I'm sure he will regret that lack of courage when it counted, for the rest of his life.
Because he was set up as the only legitimate identity this non-serving Assministration and PNAC coward convention had to back the invasion.
You go, Hugo:
September 22,2006 | CARACAS, Venezuela -- Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez launched yet another verbal attack against President Bush upon returning from a highly charged U.S. visit Friday, calling on the American leader to resign.
"He should renounce the presidency if he has any dignity. The president of the United States has failed completely," Chavez said at the inauguration of a natural gas project in northwestern Venezuela.
"If he has any dignity..."
Who knew Hugo was such a kidder?
CHAVEZ LAUNCHES ANOTHER ATTACK ON AMERICA.
CITGO AND OTHER VENEZUELAN BUSINESSES WILL BE PERMANENTLY HARMED BY THESE VIOLENT THREATS.
http://www.wjla.com/printarticle...1=wor&
stat=wjla
Mars Attacks was so uproariously funny that I have to avoid rerunning it. The critics have no sense of humor, they took it too seriously. Ed Wood was extremely well choreographed and filmed, and fortunately, it did get some underground adulation.
I agree. I loved Mars Attacks!! Hilarious.
I put them right, and told them you were our young available boytoy here at Eschaton, n'est-ce-pas mon joli jeune homme?
Why thank you. I mean, merci. I do not know where this confusion comes from. But I was just teasing Vicki for leaving out a letter.
Independence Day sucked like a roomful of hoovers.
nick carraway
I can't imagine anything more horrifying than a room full of Herbert Hoovers.
Not to mention, Denise Richards is at her best, and then some.
Steve French | 09.23.06 - 1:40 am | #
Ahem. Oh my, yes.
People are hopelessly shallow.
Pitchforks & Torches | 09.23.06 - 1:41 am | #
Yeah. I hate people. People are bad and so forth.
And I'm sure he will regret that lack of courage when it counted, for the rest of his life.
Because he was set up as the only legitimate identity this non-serving Assministration and PNAC coward convention had to back the invasion.
Unfortunately he will never have that kind of realization. He has been apologizing for shit since My Lai if not before.
In the push for Election 2006, we must emphasize the coherence of our Democratic platform. If we fail to frame the organic nature of our policies, we may betray the appearance of a loose coalition of disparate goals. Therefore, we agree upon these frames:
1) Federally-funded abortions for everyone, everywhere, anytime, for any reason.
2) Prosecution and punishment of the BushCo war-criminals.
3) Immediate redeployment of all US military assets to the state of Kansas.
4) Serving stem-cell salad at all breakfast buffets.
5) Outlawing severe weather in the Gulf of Mexico.
6) Appointing:
6a) Ray Nagin to head FEMA.
6b) Ned Lamont to SecDef.
6c) Feingold to State Dept.
7) Issuing sternly-worded warnings to Al Qaeda, followed by peace negotiations.
Victim-For-Life designations to all Katrina survivors, plus cash awards.
9) Mandating national $20/hr minimum-wage; outlawing positive profit margins.
Frame the Future! Frame Success! Frame Your Dreams!
People-Power will make it happen!
CHAVEZ LAUNCHES ANOTHER ATTACK ON AMERICA.
CITGO AND OTHER VENEZUELAN BUSINESSES WILL BE PERMANENTLY HARMED BY THESE VIOLENT THREATS.
http://www.wjla.com/printarticle...1=wor&
stat=wjla
billo | 09.23.06 - 1:43 am | #
SO THE FUCK WHAT? WHY ARE YOU USING ALL CAPS?
oh, if Citgo sells gas a penny under the station down the street, they'll do just fine.
THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO ACT IMMEDIATELY TO REMOVE HUGO CHAVEZ.
billo....
it's Friday night, and I was wondering if you were in the mood for a really good blow job....
Democratic ACTION Plan -FOAD, quickly as possible.
Much the same, the original Star Wars was the bomb, but the masses liked the action and effects, not the subtle parody.
I think the first, what, 30 minutes are some of the best cinema ever made, especially the droids wandering in the desert. After that...eh. I'm remembering the film as I first saw it at the age of 11. I was absolutely entranced during about the first half. The rest of it, blowing up the Death Star and all that wack video game shit, I didn't even know what the hell was going on.
So...I'm game. What's the subtle parody?
Re Starship Troopers--I like most anything from Verhoeven. He always takes genre and goes oves the top with it. I liked in Soldier of Orange when the siegers lobbed ton after ton of diseased meat into the fortress. The longer the meat-catapulting sequence went on, the funnier it became
I won't even comment on the scary vagina imagery for the great spider monster in Starship Troopers--Verhoeven was doubtless laughing up hos sleeve.
My favorite movie by him remains The Fourth Man. Kei and Yuri and I had a nice discussion on why the lovers had their breakup in the opening sequence. It's mysterious, yet crucial. The other lever only has a few lines. K & Y just loves that sequence
a room full of J Edgar Hoovers in drag would be damn nasty...
Amateurs have arrived.
.
Democratic ACTION Plan | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 1:45 am | #
We all have wingnut cousins or co-workers who love to forward these hilarious emails to us. You don't have to post them here.
But congratulations on figuring out how, by the way.
i'm watching Loofah Bill on 20/20. Barbawa is soft and mushy on him, isn't she
He always takes genre and goes oves the top with it. I liked in Soldier of Orange when the siegers lobbed ton after ton of diseased meat into the fortress.
Reminded me of Katie O'Beirne stuffing those pepperoni in her twat for WF Buckley to eat.
THE CATHOLIC RELIGION IS THE CLOSEST MODERN APPROXIMATION TO THE COSMIC, OBJECTIVE IDEA OF REASON CO-DISCOVERED BY SOCRATES AND THE HEBREW PROPHETS.
sure, billo, but can we get that *and* nuking Iran done before the Election? It's going to be good for the Republicans, no doubt about it.
Starship Troopers is highly underappreciated as satire of the entire WWII propaganda genre.
Plus, it has Doogie Howser as a Nazi. How could you not LOVE that!
i'm watching Loofah Bill on 20/20. Barbawa is soft and mushy on him, isn't she
Plum P
Babwa has never been known for her hard-hitting interview style.
All caps do not a Merkin make.
Go sleep it off, billo.
THE CATHOLIC RELIGION IS THE CLOSEST MODERN APPROXIMATION TO THE COSMIC, OBJECTIVE IDEA OF REASON CO-DISCOVERED BY SOCRATES AND THE HEBREW PROPHETS.
billo
Fuck you, jack. I had a full-blown Catholic education, right up through four years of college level Catholic philosophy/theology, and it's all a crock of shit.
I, for one, cannot sleep tonight, thinking about all of the injustice in the world.
Anybody who can sleep soundly tonight, amid widespread suffering and oppression, must be uninformed, morally obtuse, or less than human!
All the ignorant Merkins, greedily sucking the world's precious resources, thoughtlessly wasting, while one third of the planet's population begs for help!
These are the ever-present concerns of the truly enlightened.
I saw a Fat Piggie today, exiting the mall in her big SUV, with her spoiled brood, cellphone glued to her ear, and I thought "Who do you think you are, you Piggie!? Why don't you care about all the people who suffer for your wasteful lifestyle? Why can't you live like me and my friends: walking, riding bikes, taking mass-transit; buying Fair Trade wild rice from Buzzflash; putting a brick in the toilet tank; recycling; promoting environmentally-friendly hemp-based products?"
That's what I thought. And I was right, and proud, to think it!
I want to thank my psychology professor for opening my eyes to the true nature of Amerikkkan hegemony. I will never again enjoy the poisoned fruits of capitalist plunder.
PS: Looking for two plane tickets to Cabo San Lucas on Thanksgiving break. Awesome!
Buzz Bomb--I semi-liked the first Stars Wars when I was 17. I've said this before but I recognized it as a rewrite of Prince Valiant with cool space gizmos.
It didn't surprise me to learn that Lucas was a Joseph Campbell fan. Yeah, just trade on archetypes with no updating or imagination except for the tech part.
the weirdest Paul Verhoeven film i've seen is this one. Cold, macabre and sexy as hell. And very weird
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086543/
saw it at 14 at the Montréal's film festival. I remember it vividly