I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Freedom!
It's mine, all mine!
Rather boring all alone, hmmm.
Too late for me!
I'll get the homerun then go fetch everyone.
I was busy trying to download the Ntodd...
Good. The wacky troll was just warming up.
Dammit, ina.
You'er out!
I'll get the homerun then go fetch everyone.
Out at third.
Don't curse me, Snow. Just run faster!
Okay. I gotta go downstairs and get more movie help...
Well, at least you weren't born on third thinking you hit a triple.
Frau Farbissina, founder of the militant wing of the Salvation Army, tried to have me "hit" last night.
My security force thwarted her.
True story.
Any typhoid here?
I'm gonna order a pizza. Yes, HAM AND MOTHERFUCKING PINEAPPLE.
NTodd - I think you should be "NTodd, CT's Next Mangina" for awhile.
Yes, HAM AND MOTHERFUCKING PINEAPPLE.
Shouting doesn't make it more appealing. 
Does Motherfucking Pineapple count as two toppings? How does it differ from regular Pineapple? I'm so out of touch.
Yes, HAM AND MOTHERFUCKING PINEAPPLE.
That ain't pizza, wanker.
HAM AND MOTHERFUCKING PINEAPPLE.
might as well add the anchovies and green olives
Typhoid Mary says "Bin Laden Determined To Wash Hands!"
Sweetcheeks Mangina; kinda has a ring to it!
9/11 = INSIDE NEOCON JOB
Don't get suckered by a false flag operation!
Don't get fooled by the Bush Crime Family's adopted son, Billy Clenis Bush!
9/11 = 21st Century 'Operaton Northwoods'
NTodd - I think you should be "NTodd, CT's Next Mangina" for awhile.
I always listen to the will of my constituents.
"U.S. conservatives frustrated by Republicans"
By John Whitesides and Ed Stoddard Fri Sep 22, 6:55 PM ET
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Religious conservatives voiced frustration on Friday with Republican Party leaders and their failure to push key social initiatives through the U.S. Congress and said it could hurt voter turnout in November's elections.
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At a "Values Voters Summit" sponsored by leading religious conservative groups, some activists said
President George W. Bush and Republican leaders showed too much pragmatism and too little concern for issues like abortion, immigration and banning gay marriage.
Boy, these freaks won't let up!
It is a good thing Osama lived in complete isolation. Wouldn't want him to pass that infectious disease to others.
Curly has learned to make menacing bedroom eyes at the camera, I see.
You pizzofascists are EEEEEVIL.
From below:
If even Usama is dead, Zawahiri lives. So what next?
plantsman
Very important point. This way, instead of killing the #3 guy every month, we'll be killing the #2 guy.
Which is good news for the Republican Party.
Smells like green angst.
Typhoid or Pizza?
I'll take Pizza please.
We're all out of Pizza. We didn't expect the rush....
oh okay, typhoid then....
apologies to Izzard
Wake Up!
No.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Religious conservatives voiced frustration on Friday with Republican Party leaders and their failure to push key social initiatives through the U.S. Congress and said it could hurt voter turnout in November's elections.
Oh, they'll turn out, all right. If they don't vote GOP like they told them to at church, they go to hell.
Why does frickin' fy even bother?
Wake Up!
No.
NTodd, CT's Next Mangina | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 12:20 pm | #
Then come back to bed!
Wake Up!
Don't you mean "smoke up?"
Don't get fooled by the Bush Crime Family's adopted son, Billy Clenis Bush!
fy - heard about Billy C's takedown of the Fux Noos network that will be aired tomorrow? What do you think? Pretty cool, huh?
Torture: It Starts With "Them" - It Ends With "YOU"!
Bin Laden Determined To Order Goat Cheese Pizza with Pineapple and Canadian Bacon.
To Go!
W is torture a family value?
Republicans-the pro torture party.
How do we get that on a bumper sticker?
Then come back to bed!
I will if you fetch the pizza.
lavalamp - to answer your question on the lower thread -
backatcha, Tena- are you still in Colo or have you come back to us down here at home?
lavalamp
Oh you haven't been around, have you? I'm in Dallas. Last Saturday, I was in New Mexico with agave, Lil Red, WGG, mena (me on the far right), WGG's friend, Zooey, and Sittinpretty this was Friday when we drove
all over northern New Mexico in a van. One of the best days of my life.
I drove home last Sunday.
Tena |
WHO WOULD JESUS TORTURE?
And why can't fy post like a normal person. His posts look like personal ads.
Why does frickin' fy even bother?
He gets paid just for showing up.
Tony Perkins of The Family Research Council was on Tweety yesterday, whoring the Values Voters Conference. Sheesh, I wish they just clipped coupons!
Sometimes Bill's nose looks JUST LIKE a penis. Sometimes it doesn't. He had the full-on penis nose for his Olbermann interview.
I love Bill, but that nose scares me sometimes.
Very important point. This way, instead of killing the #3 guy every month, we'll be killing the #2 guy.
Which is good news for the Republican Party.
jac | 09.23.06 - 12:19 pm | #
And for the manufacturers of red Star Trek shirts...
"Value Voters." The values apparently are torture, cronyism, imperalism, indiscriminate killing of civilians, and forced Christianity. Great values, guys.
Wow, Tena, what a beautiful spot!
Which is good news for the Republican Party.
Rove is a genius!
I'm worried, people...
N Korea is screaming for attention and wants to be paid to not build nuclear weapons. Shortly, they will be so desparate that they decide to get paid to build them instead. That'll be good.
You pizzofascists are EEEEEVIL.
NTodd, CT's Next Mangina | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 12:19 pm | #
Ooh. Thanks for reminding me we have leftover bacon/pineapple/onion pizza in the fridge.
I missed the memo where pork (or is it pineapple?) is the fascist's handiwork.
This is great! It's raining here again, hard, and it's going to cool way off again down to the low 70s.
I hope it keeps this up - we really need it here.
"Value Voters." The values apparently are torture, cronyism, imperalism, indiscriminate killing of civilians, and forced Christianity. Great values, guys.
Dr. Wu
Hey, it worked for Hitler.
Tena--what a great picture!
Wow, Tena, what a beautiful spot!
Wow, Tena, what a beautiful Tena! 
Wow, Tena, what a beautiful spot!
plantsman,
Acoma, planstman.
Gorgeous place.
Saw that Reuters headline, and at first thought it would be about how the real conservatives (not my cup of tea, but at least a viable political position) were up in arms at making torture a constitutional frolic.
Nope, it's about fucking religious fanatics. Let them waterboard their Jeebus!!!!
greetings from a happy expat in Berlin.
Tena | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 12:22 pm
Great pic, Tena.
Next year in Albuquerque!
Agave took the picture.
He took some beautiful pictures on the trip.
thanks, dave.
Zepper - that is what I thought too - that "real" conservatives would be frustrated not the religious freaks.
What does intracondotional mean? Such a big words for a Saturday morning!
I drove home last Sunday.
Wow, that NM pix looks like fun was had by all, and great weather to boot.
I'm around, just off and on- itinerant commenting, lurking more than posting lately.
heard about Billy C's takedown of the Fux Noos network that will be aired tomorrow? What do you think?
Basically, Clinton does his part to further the lies of the official 9/11 myth.
Somebody needs to remind Billy Clenis Bush that...
9/11 WAS AN INSIDE NEOCON JOB.
Of course, as an officially adopted son of the Bush Crime Family...
Clenis won't dare tell the truth.
(Read 'Tragedy & Hope' by Clenis' hero, Carroll Quigley:
"The argument that the two parties should represent opposed ideals and policies, one, perhaps, of the Right and the other of the Left, is a foolish idea acceptable only to doctrinaire and academic thinkers. Instead, the two parties should be almost identical, so that the American people can 'throw the rascals out' at any election without leading to any profound or extensive shifts in policy."
Mission Accomplished, with help from BJ 'Mena' Clinton)
President George W. Bush and Republican leaders showed too much pragmatism and too little concern for issues like abortion, immigration and banning gay marriage.
--
This is not true. We are united agains these scourges and for freedom. The liberal media cannot divide us in the heartland, from our values.
Acoma, planstman.
Gorgeous place.
Tena | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 12:26 pm | #
Ah, yes, it is. Sometimes I miss New Mexico... it's just so beautiful there...
Indeed, the whole group of Atriots looked great!
Good to see Woody standing tall.
Torture has given us vlauable information to defeat terrorists. Those who want to ban it are with the terrorists.
Weeeeelllll, sheeeeeeit.
The damn roof is leaking again - same two places.
How is that they can build flat-roofed houses in New Mexico and they don't leak? Roofers keep telling us our problem is our flat roof.
Methinks it is code for: we don't have a fucking clue.
We are united agains these scourges and for freedom.
Now THERE is a divisive thought process.
Can anybody give Woody a ring and find out if he is okay?
"U.S. conservatives frustrated by Republicans"
Everyone with a brain frustrated by both of them.
Ah, yes, it is. Sometimes I miss New Mexico... it's just so beautiful there...
rorschach
I'd really like to move there.
Just not to Albuquerque.
ql...
Did you get my email? You and Mr. QL are in for Friday, right? But we won't need extra check, which I will return to you.
Why are GOPers afraid of abortion?
Ruppert, this is such crap. Your values of hate, torture, and superstition are Un-American.
Can anybody give Woody a ring and find out if he is okay?
ql in ny appalled | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 12:30 pm | #
I hope he's okay, but I really don't feel that I can propose marriage to him at this point in time.
Why are GOPers afraid of abortion?
Snow
Unwanted babies are an excellent source of cheap labor.
Good to see Woody standing tall.
plantsman
Agree - he's a magnificent host, he truly is. He just was the best.
He's sure on my mind - I hope we hear from him soon. He should be checking out of the hospital today.
Your values of homosexuality, bias, pro-terror and anti-Bush and anti-freedom are unAmerican. You would surrender to the UN without a shot.
great pic, tena!
speaking of atriots, does woot come round these parts anymore?
Torture has given us vlauable information to defeat terrorists. Those who want to ban it are with the terrorists.
Gary Ruppert | 09.23.06 - 12:29 pm | #
research has shown that information provided by victims of torture is invariably unreliable.
However, if your objective is just getting information or "lies"... fake information to fight a fake war then I guess torture would be right up your alley.
heard about Billy C's takedown of the Fux Noos network that will be aired tomorrow? What do you think?
(1) I don't know who this 'fy' you refer to is. Please explain.
(2) basically, Clinton does his part to further the lies of the official 9/11 myth.
Of course, as an officially adopted son of the Bush Crime Family...
Clenis won't dare tell the truth.
You should read 'Tragedy & Hope' by Clenis' hero, Carroll Quigley:
"The argument that the two parties should represent opposed ideals and policies, one, perhaps, of the Right and the other of the Left, is a foolish idea acceptable only to doctrinaire and academic thinkers. Instead, the two parties should be almost identical, so that the American people can 'throw the rascals out' at any election without leading to any profound or extensive shifts in policy."
Mission fucking accomplished.
thanks, dave.
I've got a thing for women in their 40s...
The Fitzgerald investigation would have been over much sooner had torture been an available method of questioning the principals.
Agree - he's a magnificent host, he truly is. He just was the best.
Woody is just sort of generally magnificent.
Tena - replace it with one of the new membrane roofs, and your problem will be solved.
Torture has given us vlauable information to defeat terrorists.
And besides, I get off on it.
Torture has given us vlauable information to defeat terrorists. Those who want to ban it are with the terrorists.
No definitive information has been put forth to prove your assertion. Much has been put forth by interrogation experts to rebut it. Put up or shut up, torture-lover.
smarty jones: What does intracondotional mean? Such a big words for a Saturday morning!
It means his mysteries are limited to the interior of one condo, exactly.
.
Weeeeelllll, sheeeeeeit.
Any other "The Wire" watchers who cracked up at that?
Uh, Ruppert, I know you don't care, but I'm keeping a list of everyone who tries to make an argument in favor of torture and violations of the Geneva Conventions.
Someday that list will come in right handy in a court of law.
People are going to want to know who did what in George W Bush's AmeriCruel Corp. That's a given.
heard about Billy C's takedown of the Fux Noos network that will be aired tomorrow? What do you think?
(1) I have no idea who this 'fy' you refer to is. Please explain.
(2) Basically, all Clinton does is his part in furthering the lies of the official 9/11 myth.
Of course, as an officially adopted son of the Bush Crime Family...
Clenis won't dare tell the truth.
You should read 'Tragedy & Hope' by Clenis' hero, Carroll Quigley:
"The argument that the two parties should represent opposed ideals and policies, one, perhaps, of the Right and the other of the Left, is a foolish idea acceptable only to doctrinaire and academic thinkers. Instead, the two parties should be almost identical, so that the American people can 'throw the rascals out' at any election without leading to any profound or extensive shifts in policy."
Mission fucking accomplished.
res - you're counting wrong
Mr. QL, QL, Jeffbob, unnamed
Religious conservatives voiced frustration on Friday with Republican Party leaders and their failure to push key social initiatives through the U.S. Congress and said it could hurt voter turnout in November's elections.
Nice attempt at rehabilitating the ruling republican party and making that party seem less "out of touch with mainstream america."
I'd really like to move there.
Just not to Albuquerque.
Tena | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 12:30 pm | #
Word. Miriam once said that ABQ has no soul; I corrected her--it has the soul of hibernating dung beetle...
That, plus the fact that ABQ was the last known location of my crazy violent stalker ex-girlfriend, gives me a bit of an aversion to the town...
lavalamp - YOU GOT IT!!!
I fucking love that show. I just love it.
Cracked both Mr. Tena and I right up.
Faux will just paint it as "angry" democrats
res - you're counting wrong
Damn lawyers. The ability to count is the first thing they remove.
It means his mysteries are limited to the interior of one condo, exactly.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian
Yea. Barefoot Contessa on now!
Now, there's a values voter, GR. torture has given them such valuable information that they still haven't caught a single terrorist, of convicted one, or even shown that there is one. They have only terorized the innocent, and the American taxpayer. the heartland has no brain. those who want to ban torture are called Americans, as it always has beem. Those who want to introduce torture to the American values system are traitors, and deserve ignominious death in public. That's you, Gary. Death by hanging, in public, is your reward for turning traitor to America.
rorscach - the sheer numbers of patrol cars and sheriff's vehicles with all lights flashing that were all over ALB and that still had no effect that I'm aware of on the people who broke into my car pretty much ruined the idea of living in ALB for me.
I'm thinking the desert outside of Ojo Caliente would be rather lovely.
The UN has not attacked us. You don't know my values. Talk from your knowledge, not your witless projections.
Tena, good point. Lists of Hitler's accomplices are still hunted to this day.
res - you're counting wrong
Mr. QL, QL, Jeffbob, unnamed
QL,
I don't think I am. You sent check for 3 the first time, which will cover you, Mr. QL, and JeffBob. Then you sent another check this week. So that's four. Hold on, lemme check the checks. They're all right here.
Hold please ...
Hey, if torture was good enough for Jesus, its good enough for terrorists.
I blame Mel
heard about Billy C's takedown of the Fux Noos network that will be aired tomorrow? What do you think?
(1) I have no idea who 'fy' is. Please explain.
(2) Basically, all Clinton does is his part in furthering the lies of the official 9/11 myth.
Of course, as an officially adopted son of the Bush Crime Family...
Clenis wouldn't dare tell the truth.
Have you read 'Tragedy & Hope' by Clenis' hero, Carroll Quigley?:
"The argument that the two parties should represent opposed ideals and policies, one, perhaps, of the Right and the other of the Left, is a foolish idea acceptable only to doctrinaire and academic thinkers. Instead, the two parties should be almost identical, so that the American people can 'throw the rascals out' at any election without leading to any profound or extensive shifts in policy."
Mission fucking accomplished.
Just read a different transcipt of Clinton's smack down of Wallace; Atrios's version didn't include this great part where Clinton tells Wallace to wipe the smirk off his face. I like the old dog despite myself.
Please do not feed the Ruppert.
Allow him to starve and/or choke on his own bile.
Thank you.
god, this contessa brewer is the most stupid dumbfuck ever.
Via Firedoglake (and Bob Geiger), Cartoons of the Day!
They're all right here.
Oy. You have not deposited them?
Can anybody give Woody a ring and find out if he is okay?
That's the problem with this place. The world is going to hell and all people here care about is, like, people.
Or big dog, as it were. How does this scroll comment scrubbing process work?
You hate that most of America stands with me. Your bias gives you away. You moonbats are in the minority. Give up the hate and join the side of freedom.
Your values of homosexuality....
Homosexuality is a value? So, then, what is heterosexuality?
god, this contessa brewer is the most stupid dumbfuck ever.
Lovely but very dumb. Tis a shame.
The UN has not attacked us.
What, don't you see the black helicopters everywhere?
And Bizarro Murka gets more bizarre.
Bill Clinton seems to be the only public person who really KNOWS what the right wing really is. His smackdown of Wallace showed that clearly.
Then he goes fishing with Poppy. Sometimes I defer to his greatness, sometimes I wonder....
If bin Laden were dead, there would be widespread attacks everywhere in celebration/wailing/whatever.
heard about Billy C's takedown of the Fux Noos network that will be aired tomorrow? What do you think?
(1) I have no idea who this 'fy' you refer to is.
(2) Basically, all Clinton does is his part in furthering the lies of the 9/11 myth.
Of course, as a son of the Bush Crime Family...
BJ won't dare tell the truth.
Do you know who said:
"The argument that the two parties should represent opposed ideals and policies, one, perhaps, of the Right and the other of the Left, is a foolish idea acceptable only to doctrinaire and academic thinkers. Instead, the two parties should be almost identical, so that the American people can 'throw the rascals out' at any election without leading to any profound or extensive shifts in policy."
Atrios's version didn't include this great part where Clinton tells Wallace to wipe the smirk off his face.
You can bet they won't leave that in the broadcast version...
Ruppert--
What did McCain reveal to the enemy when he was tortured, if it is so reliable?
fy - heard about Billy C's takedown of the Fux Noos network that will be aired tomorrow? What do you think? Pretty cool, huh?
billy b - blues boy
---------------------
It's already being floated as a "Clinton freakout" in certain circles. Just wait for it......
Now, now...don't be so harsh on poor Gary. He still hasn't recovered from his disappointment at being wrong on the date of the Rapture:
Iran has nucelar weapons. They intend to use them August 22nd.
Gary Ruppert | 08.15.06 - 8:31 am | #
You moonbats are in the minority.
You're so cute when you engage in full denial.
Give up the hate
Projection, Azzam.
That's the problem with this place. The world is going to hell and all people here care about is, like, people.
That and Hawaiian pizza!
What, don't you see the black helicopters everywhere?
Jesus, I wish.
Where are the black helicopters when you need them?
Torture has given us vlauable information to defeat terrorists. Those who want to ban it are with the terrorists.
Like the Supreme Court?
LTena, good point. Lists of Hitler's accomplices are still hunted to this day.
lipreader
I'm serious about this. And the first head I'm going to shave is probably going to be Maglgulag's. Then Coulter's, then the bitch who was on Maher last night (and that was a good show for a change. Ol' smarmy was hitting the right notes,) every single woman on Fox, and on and on and on.
I want to see every single fascist in this country tried and held accountable for this bullshit - it's TREASON.
Then he goes fishing with Poppy. Sometimes I defer to his greatness, sometimes I wonder....
And gets the inside scoop. Crazy like a fox.
You can bet they won't leave that in the broadcast version...
dave
Oh, yeah, that didn't occur to me, we're going to see a scrubbed up version. Someone needs to get his/her hands on the whole tape.
Ruppert--
What did McCain reveal to the enemy when he was tortured, if it is so reliable?
OHDeaconess
He didn't reveal anything, but he promised to campaign for Bush.
rorscach - the sheer numbers of patrol cars and sheriff's vehicles with all lights flashing that were all over ALB and that still had no effect that I'm aware of on the people who broke into my car pretty much ruined the idea of living in ALB for me.
I'm thinking the desert outside of Ojo Caliente would be rather lovely.
Tena | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 12:35 pm | #
It would be nice, indeed. Damn, I wish I had the freedom that you have!
Ah well.
Yes, ABQ has very visible police presence, and quite a bit of crime. But still, I wouldn't let one incident poison a city for me... The first week I was in N.O. I returned to my car to find a lot of my things on the sidewalk and a man leaning in through the window he'd smashed out...
That's the problem with this place. The world is going to hell and all people here care about is, like, people.
NTodd, CT's Next Mangina | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 12:37 pm | #
Which is why it's so lovely to spend hours in here.
QL,
Yep. First check was for $105, i.e., enough for three. Second for $35. Only need the first. Want me to (a) "void" and rip up second; (b) mail back to you; or (c) give to you on Friday PM?
It's already being floated as a "Clinton freakout" in certain circles. Just wait for it......
Yeah, I saw that over at My Batshit Insane Gf's (the Filipino one).
Funniest thing in Cletus' post is that bit about "most of America stands with me."
Since when has living on your knees = "standing"?
Yep. First check was for $105, i.e., enough for three. Second for $35. Only need the first.
I read that as there were four.
The UN has not attacked us.
What, don't you see the black helicopters everywhere?
NTodd
They licenced technology from the Romulans.
Did we drop spinach on him?
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/eu...aden/
index.html
You people are SO sending me to Papa Murphy's!
Yes, ABQ has very visible police presence, and quite a bit of crime. But still, I wouldn't let one incident poison a city for me...
All kinds of people in ALB were telling me how sorry they were it happened and it didn't really turn me on ALB. I was already less than enchanted, though I could cheerfully spend every evening of the rest of my life in Woody's front yard, with mena and Ruth and Katie and Olav and agave and Woody's friends: Lisa and Suzanne and everyone else who was there - I may have left someone out and if I did, I'm sorry.
Since when has living on your knees = "standing"?
Jennifer
Oh, SNAP!
I fucking love that show. I just love it.
It takes my breath away it's so excellent. A real chronicle of America's decline.
Omar's back tomorrow night. Can't wait.
Your values of homosexuality....
Homosexuality is a value? So, then, what is heterosexuality?
lavalamp | 09.23.06 - 12:38 pm | #
And am I allowed to value my bisexuality?
Just wondering.
Lil Red - left her out. She's awesome.
I read that as there were four.
Correct. But I only need three. "Unnamed's" scholarship is funded.
I remember when Clinton was supposed to have gone crazy with rage in his taped deposition, and when it aired he was perfectly calm, and it was no big deal.
That and Hawaiian pizza!
Yes, many of us do care about Hawaiian pizza. Oh, that's not what you meant, was it...
And am I allowed to value my bisexuality?
It's too transient to place a value on.
And am I allowed to value my bisexuality?
We do, so you might as well.
And am I allowed to value my bisexuality?
Yes, but you still may not sex your bivalves.
And am I allowed to value my bisexuality?
Not until you fetch me pizza.
Correct. But I only need three. "Unnamed's" scholarship is funded.
Well, you were supposed to turn in your arithmetic skills upon graduation.
Yes, but you still may not sex your bivalves.
Culture of Truth
The point is moot anyway.
Tena, I like your pic but that picture of Hillary Clinton zooming in for an air kiss is scary.
I've got a thing for women in their 40s...
I suppose I'll feel the same way when I'm 80 too...
Speaking of bivalves, Puget Sound Oysters are healthy, again!
With apologies to Styx and Tommy Shaw
Sitting at this keyboard typing like a damn fool
Got the twenty-four/seven cable news blues
And I've given up hope on the Democratic dopes
And a bottle of cold brew
Is it any wonder I'm not crazy? Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
Well I'm so tired of losing- I got nothing to do and all day to do it.
I stay in surfin' but I've dial-up and all night to download.
Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal?
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?
Is it any wonder I've got...
--too much time on my hands
Dave, thanks for that I needed a laugh this morning.
rethugs do not understand tolerance(in others); they are not aware of their limitations; and they do not know their enemies. this will bite them in the ass. i hope it will be soon.
I remember when Clinton was supposed to have gone crazy with rage in his taped deposition, and when it aired he was perfectly calm, and it was no big deal.
Don't you know that Bill Clinton is always in a towering rage when he's calm?
And yes, NTodd, I do love a nice Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza. I believe that is shows a greatly refined palate to be able to properly appreciate the blending of the flavors.
So maybe Bush has been talking about UBL cause Bush's buds in Saudi Intelligence have told him he's dead. Rove wanted to leak it closer to the election, which is why Pakistan, another lovely ally, is denying it. It'll be "confirmed" round Halloween.
--too much time on my hands
Bravo!
And am I allowed to value my bisexuality?
Yes, but you still may not sex your bivalves.
No bearded clam jokes!
Well, I'm a liberal genius - I can solve the world's problems
Without even trying
I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends
That is, as long as I'm buying
Is it any wonder I'm not the president
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
Is it any wonder I've got...
--too much time on my hands
Yes, but you still may not sex your bivalves.
Culture of Truth | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 12:45 pm | #
An important point, that.
And it will definitely affect NTodd's clam and scallop pizza, which I am to fetch for him.
How stupid can things get:
They are not putting a moat around Baghdad it's a "a physical barrier of water and soil combined with a restricted number of entries to Baghdad."
Berming Baghdad
U.S. and Iraqi authorities are hoping that old-style walls and trenches can protect the capital. Local residents are less convinced.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/1495.../site/newsweek/
We decided to send this guy over to help out the Irish today.
http://thumbsnap.com/v/TARCFNE4.jpg
And am I allowed to value my bisexuality?
Just wondering.
rorschach | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 12:44 pm | #
you get twice the credit.
Isn't it ironic?
If the rumors of bin Laden's death are true, the US apparently killed him by denying him access to health care.
How f*ckin true to form is that.
I know, I'm dating myself. I was in friggin' junior high school ...
I wonder what genius Darryl can work with John Lennon's "Imagine".
Don't you know that Bill Clinton is always in a towering rage when he's calm?
Duh.
Same way his wife is a sexually insatiable lesbian whose hatred for men led her to murder her lover, Vince Foster.
oh good, now they can keep this nonexistent civil war out of baghdad.
Ever dsince Moe confessed that the Canadian Post sucks compared to ours, I've secretly felt better.
A little.
I'll believe it when I see proof:
http://www.comcast.net/news/
inde...qh=itn_binladen
If the rumors of bin Laden's death are true, the US apparently killed him by denying him access to health care.
It's a mad, mad, Mad MAX world.
Isn't it ironic?
If the rumors of bin Laden's death are true, the US apparently killed him by denying him access to health care.
How f*ckin true to form is that.
melior
Too true.
Then he goes fishing with Poppy. Sometimes I defer to his greatness, sometimes I wonder....
Yeah, me too. Last weekend he was in Austin, escorting Ann Richards' family and her coffin into the Capitol rotunda, and crying as he spoke about her, thanking the kids in the choir who sang, and the people who'd waited in line to pay their respects, and comforting Richard's grandkids.
In other words, being a strong man with a heart, rising to the occasion.
The anti-Bush.
res , you should have 4 total
1. Mr. QL
2. QL
3. Jeffbob
4. Unnamed
See - 4
My new BFF Satan can't wait for Bush to come down. He wants to arrange a bout to the finish -- except that, since we'll be here for eternity, there won't be any finish. Satan sure has one hell of a sense of humor.
I still think I can lick Bush in 14^34.
I know, I'm dating myself. I was in friggin' junior high school ...
Same here. 7th grade.
And it will definitely affect NTodd's clam and scallop pizza, which I am to fetch for him.
I'll, uh...go get the pizza myself. Right now. BRB.
you get twice the credit.
Hellkitty | 09.23.06 - 12:50 pm | #
Huzzah!
It is only fair, I think, because I have to not cheat on my wife with twice as many people as straight men do!
Well, if bin Laden is dead, the by Bush logic we can bring the troops home from Iraq.
Isn't it ironic?
If the rumors of bin Laden's death are true, the US apparently killed him by denying him access to health care.
How is that? We control all movement in Waziristan?
Gary is under the republican impression that 37% is a majority. Mean, stupid and without morals, the Rethuglican way.
I wonder what genius Darryl can work with John Lennon's "Imagine".
Imagine is Yang worship word. You will not speak it!
I'm waiting for the crenelated walls and sally ports to be added. I always thought that this country has been going backwards since Kennedy's day, but this takes the process to a whole new level!
Same way his wife is a sexually insatiable lesbian whose hatred for men led her to murder her lover, Vince Foster.
I can't quite put my finger on it, but something is not right with this logic.
Praise from a sociopathic moron.
Whoopty shit!
http://www.comcast.net/news/inde.../23/
483274.html
Correct. But I only need three. "Unnamed's" scholarship is funded.
res ipsa loquitur
Well why didn't you say so.
Tear up the singleton.
oh good, now they can keep this nonexistent civil war out of baghdad.
At the rate people keep disappearing, there won't be anyone left inside the castle.
Correct. But I only need three. "Unnamed's" scholarship is funded.
res ipsa loquitur
Well why didn't you say so.
Tear up the singleton.
V-OBL Day!
I always thought that this country has been going backwards since Kennedy's day
atablarasa
You too, huh? 
"I'll believe it when I see proof"
There'll never be any proof; his minions will see to it that all proof of his death vanish. They want to keep him alive in the minds of his supporters, right? Or is he more valuable as a martyr?
V-OBL Day!
Culture of Truth
Is Monkey Boy going to try to give typhoid the Medal of Freedom?
Tear up the singleton.
QL,
Will do. Sorry if I was unclear. I will actualy burn it. Paranoid about garbage.
I'm waiting for CJ Cherryh's next in the Foreigner series, myself.
I'm waiting for the crenelated walls and sally ports to be added. I always thought that this country has been going backwards since Kennedy's day, but this takes the process to a whole new level!
atablarasa | 09.23.06 - 12:54 pm | #
Circumvallate bitches! it worked for Caesar, it will work for us.
There'll never be any proof; his minions will see to it that all proof of his death vanish. They want to keep him alive in the minds of his supporters, right? Or is he more valuable as a martyr?
david mizner
Bush and Company want to keep him alive, too.
What good is a dead bogey-man?
Re OBL.
If he really has kicked the bucket I really think the reaction will be "Ho-hum." It's five years later and Fredo had nothing to do with killing him. It's like when a mass murderer dies in prison. I see no "Bush Bounce," save among Gary Ruppert Pupkin and the rest of the troglodytes.
And am I allowed to value my bisexuality?
Yes, but you still may not sex your bivalves.
Stay out of the fucking oyster beds!
Hey Tena, I drove Woody to hosp yesterday, he should be out today. I'll call him this afternoon
Is Osama dead? Has Frist checked the tape?
Muslim burial customs require quick burial, do they not?
Muslim burial customs require quick burial, do they not?
plantsman, lowercase
Within 24 hours.
Same with Orthodox Jews.
If they couldn't find Osama alive they'll never find him dead. He would no longer have to lug his dialysis equipment around with him.
res, did you acquire a kitty?
Or is he more valuable as a martyr?
The most wanted man in the world died of natural causes while constantly avoiding his enemy. Big news.
I see no "Bush Bounce," save among Gary Ruppert Pupkin and the rest of the troglodytes.
OBL no longer has to be the mastermind. He has plenty of successors, younger and healthier.
We can thank Chimpy for that.
Bush and Company want to keep him alive, too.
What good is a dead bogey-man?
I see it now: "Weekend at Osama's"
I see no "Bush Bounce," save among Gary Ruppert Pupkin and the rest of the troglodytes.
res ipsa loquitur
The trolls have been getting worse these past few days.
And more numerous.
Things are not good in Freeperville.
How is that? We control all movement in Waziristan?
plantsman, lowercase
If the reports are to be believed, enough to make a difference.
The Saudi intelligence report states that bin Laden's geographic isolation "rendered all medical assistance impossible. Indeed, U.S. intelligence sources have long believed bin Laden was hiding in remote parts of Pakistan, close to the border with Afghanistan, areas where sophisticated medical help would be difficult to obtain.
Muslim burial customs require quick burial, do they not?
plantsman, lowercase | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 12:58 pm | #
muslim burial customs:
http://bmj.bmjjournals.com/cgi/c...ll/309/6953/
521
White clam pizza. Now that's a taste sensation.
Bin Laden Determined To Avoid Medicare Part D Donut Hole
"Donut holes are very unclean, and are well known to carry water-borne pathogens" Bin Laden told Waziristan Minister of Health recently. "We eat only fresh criossants, and some times the Danish with the jam in the center" Bin Laden said.
The trolls yesterday were unbearable, but peoples' mindset around here today is much better.
Stay out of the fucking oyster beds!
Clams | 09.23.06 - 12:58 pm | #
If I have to stay out of them, then, I must say, the fucking oyster beds are woefully misnamed.
Is Monkey Boy going to try to give typhoid the Medal of Freedom?
I hear Truthout.org is staking out Typhoid's offices.
Typhoid has 24 hrs. to turn itself in to authorities.
Truthout apparently has many, many corroborating sources who they swear on the lives of their families they will "out" should it turn out they were mistaken.
Waiting...waiting...
Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive.
Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive.
Dead. Alive. Dead. Alive.
How many times do we have to do this dance?
It's a HOAX.
I just have one thing to say to stupid f---king pot thieves
nice going --ripped it out before it was ready so you got crap and made it impossible to regrow
I hope you got picked up by the police with the plants in your car
If he really has kicked the bucket I really think the reaction will be "Ho-hum." It's five years later and Fredo had nothing to do with killing him. It's like when a mass murderer dies in prison.
Exactly what I was just thinking, res. Exactly.
What an anti-climax if it's true.
"We eat only fresh criossants, and some times the Danish with the jam in the center" Bin Laden said.
Since the cartoon dust-up, not so much.
What in the fucking hell is up with haloscan and tags today? Did it decide to go on strike?
Sheeeeeeeeit.
plantsman,
Not yet. I want NTodd's.
For some reason, I'm just a tad skeptical when it comes to anything reported by Saudi intelligence sources.
Actually, that applies to any and all intelligence sources.
I see no "Bush Bounce," save among Gary Ruppert Pupkin and the rest of the troglodytes.
res ipsa loquitur
really, it's almost like the world has moved on from OBL and w.
Poor George, the only things he likes to do are raise money and exercise and now nobody wants him fundraising for them. Face it, it's the only time he gets to be around people.
What I didn't know until just now is that OBL has (or had) minions. I knew about the second-in-commands and the third-in-commands, of course, but those are more like the security guards on Star Trek Away Teams - just there as cannon fodder.
I always wanted a minion myself, but never could really afford one. I had a couple kids as a substitute, but that really didn't work out all that well.
Is Monkey Boy going to try to give typhoid the Medal of Freedom?
just as soon as we finish bringing democracy to spinach
Not yet. I want NTodd's.
Samwise? Not a good mix.
How do I get my book to Hugo Chavez; he's a budding despot but the guy moves murch better than Orpah.
res, lately I worry about NTodd as an old man, surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of dogs and cats.
Lola, I bet.
such a let down for the whiny chickenhawks, but they should be used to premature ejaculations by now.
res, lately I worry about NTodd as an old man
Don't. Teh Wanker will be fine.
Is Monkey Boy going to try to give typhoid the Medal of Freedom?
Yes, but he will denounce anthrax for supporting terrorists.
Two Boots' "Big Maybelle" pizza pie is tasty.
Someone asks about Muslim burials and two seconds later someone has a link. How's that hapen?
res, lately I worry about NTodd as an old man, surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of dogs and cats.
plantsman,
Somehow I just don't see that - I see him surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of his kids.
He and Thers will get into a paternity race eventually.
Then the world really will belong to NTodd.
Bowling in Baghdad:
Insurgents bowled 10 human heads through the souk.
Ingrediments, Monica?
http://www.politicalanimalanovel.com/
David, it's like this....
Yea, plantsman. I love that little L-L-Lo-La-Lola.
I hope you got picked up by the police with the plants in your car
Liars for Bush | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 1:01 pm | #
speaking of that...my Mom was telling me that 20,000(her # it may have been 2,000) acres of weed were discovered growing in suburban southern Orange County recently. Can you imagine not knowing that was what the neighbors were growing on the back 40? apparently it was just about ripe, too.
Cafferty criticizes Chavez for calling Bush names . . . by calling him names.
He and Thers will get into a paternity race eventually.
Then the world really will belong to NTodd.
Tena | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 1:06 pm | #
Let's not count out the old inkblot, now!
David, it's like this....
lipreader
Jeez, I got to learn about this so-called 'sphere.
The trolls yesterday were unbearable, but peoples' mindset around here today is much better.
plantsman, lowercase
Hopefully, the trools will stay in bed today.
Someone asks about Muslim burials and two seconds later someone has a link. How's that hapen?
david mizner | 09.23.06 - 1:05 pm | #
I'm pretty quick on the uptake.
Let's not count out the old inkblot, now!
For the record, I am not interested in this competition.
Ingrediments, Monica?
Marinated chicken, pepperoni, fresh garlic on a white pie. Two Boots menu.
To nap, or not to nap.
OT - I'm reading Never Let Me Go for the second time this year. While I don't know if it is in the top 100 novels of all time, it is very, very good. I don't think there's another book I've read twice in just a matter of months that I liked better on the second go around.
Jeez, I got to learn about this so-called 'sphere.
david mizner
Or "Google"
If he really has kicked the bucket I really think the reaction will be "Ho-hum." It's five years later and Fredo had nothing to do with killing him. It's like when a mass murderer dies in prison.
That would be my reaction too, Ho-hum. However, I have long since given up understanding how the Merkin people react to things. Usually it is not the way I react. Plus W will have a ticker tape parade with a bullhorn moment at the end while wearing some snappy military costume. The complicit media eager for advertising $ will be all over it, twitching and salivating (Yeah, I mean you Matthews) and next thing you know the worst president evah has a 50% approval rating in time for November. Wouldn't surprise me one damn bit.
Cafferty criticizes Chavez for calling Bush names . . . by calling him names.
Snow, Frank Sinatra
There's nothing Chavez said about Bush that I disagree with.
Right now, NTodd's got lots of animal love around, and singlehood to settle into. Plus, he's fetching pizza!
Cafferty criticizes Chavez for calling Bush names . . . by calling him names.
Snow, Frank Sinatra
So last week with Muslims and Pope routine.
Lipreader, I'm guessing you might be Mike Maello, but I know, I know, anonymity is to be respected.
There's nothing Chavez said about Bush that I disagree with.
About Cafferty, not Chavez.
next thing you know the worst president evah has a 50% approval rating in time for November. Wouldn't surprise me one damn bit.
Neponset
Nah - he'll never hit 50% again.
Bin Laden dying of some illness is Rove's big "October Surprise?"
That's pretty lame, even for him.
Is there such a thing as water-on-the-elbow?
Well, the french said it, so it must be true, or something.
Well, the french said it, so it must be true, or something.
Lipreader, I'm guessing you might be Mike Maello
wow...you are close in a way...but I know not of this fellow.
I've learned that it's more fun to respect the unwritten mores of this community. Plus, NTodd doesn't yell at me that way. He can be sort of tough.
Can you imagine not knowing that was what the neighbors were growing on the back 40? apparently it was just about ripe, too.
Hellkitty |
When my parents bought in Lake City, Co., the deal was they had to buy two houses or none. There were two houses for sale next door to each other. So they redid the big one for themselves, and then redid the little one and rented it.
My mom was a big gardener and had a lovely vegetable and berry garden out back, and a potato hill on the edge of the yard. The woman who was renting next door was out back one day and Mom was talking to her about the yards and Mom asked her what some plants were that were growing behind the little house - said she'd never seen them before. The woman said: I really don't want to tell you - you won't like me anymore. Which was all it took for Mom to know. It cracked her up, actually.
Everyone wants a piece of the action:
In the past 12 months, dozens of U.S. immigration employees have been accused of corruption-related charges. Some cases, drawn from a review of court records and government announcements, and listed by agency:
- David Duque Jr., a Border Patrol agent since the mid-1990s, faces up to 15 years in prison at his November sentencing after pleading guilty to bribery and the unlawful transfer of documents. While being recorded by investigators, Duque sold some 70 identification documents to a source cooperating with law officers - including passports, birth certificates, green cards and Social Security cards. He also took a $5,000 bribe to allow cocaine through a highway checkpoint in Falfurrias, Texas.
There's more, including an agent who was distributing a stash of confiscated marijuana.
Is there such a thing as water-on-the-elbow?
Snow, Frank Sinatra | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 1:12 pm | #
I've never been able to manage it, unless'n I freeze the water first...
ql- Who wrote the book? I haven't even heard of it. I'm so damned behind on my reading.
Bin Laden dying of some illness is Rove's big "October Surprise?"
That's pretty lame, even for him.
Buzz Bomb | 09.23.06 - 1:12 pm | #
Nah. The surprise is bush caught it from Osama when they were "fishing" together!
"Berming Baghdad
U.S. and Iraqi authorities are hoping that old-style walls and trenches can protect the capital. Local residents are less convinced."
This is so scary. That poor city and its people.
Hellkitty, you think you're quick on the uptake? Wikipedia had Bin Laden listed as a victim of typhoid at about 7 a.m. Eastern
I'm serious, ror. I feels like a boob implant in my elbow.
[Monkey Boy] Bush and Republican leaders showed too much pragmatism and too little concern for issues like abortion, immigration and banning gay marriage.
Boy, these freaks won't let up!
W
They still haven't realized that they've been used?
Oops. Sheets.
I'm serious, ror. I feels like a boob implant in my elbow.
Snow, Frank Sinatra | Homepage | 09.23.06 - 1:15 pm | #
Sorry, Snow. I don't know anything about it--you should definitely get it checked out...
"Bin Laden dying of some illness is Rove's big "October Surprise?"
I suspect there might be multiple "surprises".
It seems every election we're worried about an October surprise, and nothing happens 'cept the usual: "vote for us or some swarthy A-rabs are going to drop a bomb on your house."
Could it be that by now the American public is accepting of torture or at the very least neutral about it? Times do change, don't they?
Just askin'.
Hellkitty, you think you're quick on the uptake? Wikipedia had Bin Laden listed as a victim of typhoid at about 7 a.m. Eastern
mimi | 09.23.06 - 1:15 pm | #
that wasn't what the question was.
"This is not true. We are united agains these scourges and for freedom. The liberal media cannot divide us in the heartland, from our values."
I wish these freaks would stop dragging the "heartland" into this argument. I'm in small town Kansas and most of the folks I know are pragmatic and just as annoyed at bible thumpers as anybody else.
You hate that most of America stands with me. Your bias gives you away. You moonbats are in the minority. Give up the hate and join the side of freedom.
Double plus good. I stay a Tory.
You hate that most of America stands with me. Your bias gives you away. You moonbats are in the minority. Give up the hate and join the side of freedom.
Double plus good. I stay a Tory.
TORTURE!
There's something in the air in Ohio.
Visit Here: A plan to shut down illegal US government action [GTMO, Geneva violations].
Summary States acted to investigate telecoms leaks of private customer data. Why not expand state investigations to target state-level support of unlawful US government activities?
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