I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
demon cat!
About time those cats came out.
Er, uh, maybe I didn't use the best choice of words...
ooh, spookycats.
Ahhhh....
Cats.
Turds!
Toaster cats
Los gatos.
Laser cats!
Oooh, art history cats.
My cats are sleeping again.
What are the odds?
I expected to see on his bookshelf at least a copy of the communist manifesto.
AIEEEE!!! Cylon cats!
Wiley and Gizmo love art!
I haven't seen them upright for quite awhile. Nice looking, good posture. (make me smile all goofy like)
My cats are sleeping again.
What are the odds?
Central Scrutinizer
My 6-month-old Burmese kitten has transcended any need for sleep.
"the power of Picasso compels you!"
If you have not yet seen my lovely tribute to Phila, sheesh, are YOU missing out. Sucka.
Actually, that first pic is giving me kind of a Village Of The Damned vibe...
hey, i just got my hair cut like the sniper's.
Eh... whatever....
ooh, scary Friday the 13th kitties...
Cats of the Corn
The Democrats made them do it
Actually, that first pic is giving me kind of a Village Of The Damned vibe...
Eli
"We know all your secrets!"
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Spooky!
still freaks me out to see richard hatch in this show.
My 6-month-old Burmese kitten has transcended any need for sleep.
Thank the Goddess they outgrow that.
skin job cats...
Actually, that first pic is giving me kind of a Village Of The Damned vibe...
Eh, more a "Village of the Danged."
pretzelattack -- thanks but what does cotton have to do with anything?
Those cats are scary that I have to run away -- Sunday's sermon is sort of ready -- I need to sleep on it & re-read it & rework it a little -- basically, if you are rich because you exploited poor people, you can plan on burning forever in hellfire -- have a nice day!
still freaks me out to see richard hatch in this show.
He plays for the Cards?
Goa'uld cats!
I love the glowing eyes. I needed some Friday cat blogging. thanks.
I/O kitties or indoor only?
Eh, more a "Village of the Danged."
Village Of That Darned Cat.
still freaks me out to see richard hatch in this show.
Even more strange is how good he is.
I want to be on 1 Vs. 100!
All your humans are belong to us. Humans must obey. Must bring food to your masters. Obey, mere humans.
skin job cats...
Replicats?
still freaks me out to see richard hatch in this show.
Is he still getting naked and rubbing up against people?
good grief.
Older Son informs me he has been "promoted" to the XCountry team that is traveling to some meet really far away tomorrow morning.
He has to be at the darn school at 6:30 am for the bus trip.
On a Saturday.
I think I may cry.
They look like mooncats.
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Actually, that first pic is giving me kind of a Village Of The Damned vibe...
Eh, more a "Village of the Danged."
Thers, All-Father | Homepage | 10.13.06 - 9:23 pm
Village of the Fanged.
rpg indeed
Nice headlights! Halogen or mercury vapor?
Village Of That Darned Cat.
Village of Hello Kitty.
The gods made cats so humans may have an idea what is like to caress a lion.
Cats?
I've got dogs, big black dogs.
http://www.thumbsnap.com/v/7DtfRPTZ.jpg
GAAAAAAAH! My wife wants to put on The Ice Storm!
I'm already surrendering on The Mets. What is she trying to do to me? WHAT IS HER EVIL SCHEME!!!!!
Wildcat blogging...
http://thumbsnap.com/v/O1O9msd3.jpg
if you are rich because you exploited poor people, you can plan on burning forever in hellfire -- have a nice day!
So, I get a pass cause I wuz exploited and retaliated? Kuhl! I don't think I can sell that to the prebytery tho.
Always look forward to your FNCB 
Their coats look great! What do you feed them? Besides Philly mice, that is.
Someone explain this show to me. Butch Malkin - good or bad? NotRomijn - good or bad?
I'm already surrendering on The Mets. What is she trying to do to me? WHAT IS HER EVIL SCHEME!!!!!
to get you to do the laundry.
I'm already surrendering on The Mets. What is she trying to do to me? WHAT IS HER EVIL SCHEME!!!!!
Sounds like a seduction. She wants teh sex.
So I'm watching this match of "base-ball" on the television between the New Yorks and the Saint Louises. Who are the good guys? And how much time is left?
to get you to do the laundry.
It is worse than I imagined.
Don't listen to the tiger! She's one of them. She's trying to distract you.
I've got dogs, big black dogs.
http://www.thumbsnap.com/v/7DtfRPTZ.jpg
Doug_6σmoid | 10.13.06 - 9:26 pm
yeah, me too...
yea! The cats are back. you can just see their plans to take over the world right in their evil white eyes.
America's Least Wanted
I don't know who any of these characters are.
[sobs quietly]
Puts her clothes on nice, for a skin job.
Who are the good guys?
There are none. They are evil and shall lose to the Detroits.
Awww! Best Atrikitties EVAR!
.
I'm already surrendering on The Mets.
Queens Chumps are gonna lose...
to get you to do the laundry.
I'm already doing the laundry.
She wants teh sex.
NO KEY PARTIES.
Amanda Plummer?!
I don't know who any of these characters are.
The sexy robots are the good guys. And the sexy Viper pilots.
I've got dogs, big black dogs.
http://www.thumbsnap.com/v/7DtfRPTZ.jpg
Doug_6σmoid
My dog is still small and cute and mongrelish, not that it's been a problem.
NO KEY PARTIES.
[pouts]
This female mystic is a new character.
The sexy robots are the good guys.
Blasphemer!
-
Arthur isn't much interested in those cats.
The sexy robots are the good guys. And the sexy Viper pilots.
is the hybrid baby still alive?
who's the chick with the farraf fawcett do?
and what about mary jo in the blue gingham dress?
ditto wrt big black dogs:
"http://thumbsnap.com/v/WCeTWIOO.jpg"
My brother's Tibetan mastiffs...
http://thumbsnap.com/v/ajsn7C7J.jpg
weird cAt links from
my weirder cAt herderz!
http://www3.telus.net/Art-Advent...nks/
opera6.html
weird cAt links from
my weirder cAt herderz!
http://www3.telus.net/Art-Advent...nks/
opera6.html
I've got dogs, big black dogs.
Doug_6σmoid
My dog is still small and cute and mongrelish, not that it's been a problem.
Central Scrutinizer
I think all your doggies are cute. 
Blak
still here?
I don't know who any of these characters are.
[sobs quietly]
watertiger | Homepage | 10.13.06 - 9:30 pm | #
You mean characters like me? Hey, watertiger -- you know me! I'm here all the time!
Richard:
Your brother's dogs are gorgeous beasts.
wakkawakkabangbang
you're not fooling anyone, Kenosha.
small and cute and mongrelish,
Central Scrutinizer
What is your best guess as to what breeds are in this dog?
My guess is German Shepard, dingo, and hound, but that's a wild guess.
who's the chick with the farraf fawcett do?
Cylon.
"Always together."
Nice echo.
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I think all your doggies are cute.
Terry C, Republiphobe
100 Scrutinizers agree!
Happy Shemini Atzeret, biatches!
I am, indeed, here.
you're not fooling anyone, Kenosha.
Nope. I'm guessing Holden.
My brother's Tibetan mastiffs...
http://thumbsnap.com/v/ajsn7C7J.jpg
Richard - 9:34 pm
they look like total sweeties to me...
.
I believe that Arthur's heritage is partly meatloaf.
Looks like Atrios let Gizmo and Notgizmo watch Chimpys news conference....Woooooooo
Now they need an exorcist!!
The caption for those cats should be:
#BY YOUR COMMAND#
I think this is the first I've seen these cats when they weren't lounging.
They're reading art books instead.
who's the chick with the farraf fawcett do?
Cylon.
I'm not convinced. I've already counted 12 models, so she's not one.
I am, indeed, here.
Picked up a Mars Volta disc tonight.
Amputecture.
dumb question, but how does one imbed a link?
I'm not convinced. I've already counted 12 models, so she's not one.
Are *all* the Cylons models?
I've already counted 12 models, so she's not one.
Lucy Lawless?
Very good to see Friday Katzen again. Mine is asleep on the ottoman as the Mets and the Cardinals are at 4 each.
Gonna be the Mets and the Tigers in the Series, I think; but Tony LaRussa is one hell of a manager, so you never know.
Maybe I'll repair upstairs and try to catch some of that hot Cylon action on Galactica...
Whew... we compromised on Star Wars, Episode The One That Doesn't Suck.
So far, my evening: I have cooked dinner, done the dishes, worked on the laundry, changed diapers... where has my life gone so horribly wrong!!!!
true wild cat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T...h?
v=TipzJfTMbzI
What is your best guess as to what breeds are in this dog?
My guess is German Shepard, dingo, and hound, but that's a wild guess.
Doug_6σmoid
Heeler/Shepherd mix is my guess, but I'll never know.
He's the Best Dog in the World, I know that much.
they look like total sweeties to me...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitarron
How are all YOUR doggies, Woody?
I love Buddy.
dumb question, but how does one imbed a link?
Look here!
dumb question, but how does one imbed a link?
[a href="http://yourlinkhere.com"]Your caption[/a]
Swap in pointy brackets for the square ones and you're done.
Or you can just type or paste the link with nothing around it and Haloscan will do it automatically.
thanks!
Are *all* the Cylons models?
I fucking hate the human looking Cylon idea.
What the fuck happened to the shiny fuckers with the roving red eyes.
They make the old Gallactica great.
where has my life gone so horribly wrong!!!!
Be glad you don't live in Buffalo and surrounding areas.
I've already counted 12 models, so she's not one.
Lucy Lawless?
Yeah, counted her, duh. I assumed "Farrah Fawcet" refers to Tigh's wife...
Amputecture.
It has some good songs on it, but it's way over-produced.
Lucy Lawless?
Was that she???
I'm going to lose signal in a few minutes, needing the microwave for some spagsauce.
.
I fucking hate the human looking Cylon idea.
I don't. Not one whit.
dumb question, but how does one imbed a link?
a dingo ate the baby
To embed a link:
< a href = " link " > Text description < / a >
Don't include the spaces.
So far, my evening: I have cooked dinner, done the dishes, worked on the laundry, changed diapers... where has my life gone so horribly wrong!!!!
After the sex-change operation.
I genuinely prefer the original Battlestar Galactica. It was far less confusing.
i have a russian blue. took a couple of years before he'd stop the tendency to scratch your face out every time you stooped down to talk to him. now he's a sweet grump instead of a mean one.
I genuinely prefer the original Battlestar Galactica. It was far less confusing.
Word. With an evil looking Baltar.
So far, my evening: I have cooked dinner, done the dishes, worked on the laundry, changed diapers... where has my life gone so horribly wrong!!!!
Somewhere, in an alternate universe...
Odd. I am much more affected by the faith of the Colonial pagans than I have ever been by any form of American fundie Christianity. Maybe because they don't just say, they do.
Oh, look - a daggit.
Snow,
Ahm off the phone. Ah was talking to my baby bro res.
Your brother's dogs are gorgeous beasts.
He used to have six huge dogs (4 mastiffs, 2 mutts) plus two cats. Now he's down to the two you see, plus one cat. He lives out in the middle of nowhere in Canada. He shovels snow off of his roof in winter and has to shoo away black bears off his property on occasion.
Gonna be the Mets and the Tigers in the Series, I think; but Tony LaRussa is one hell of a manager, so you never know.
As a Cards fan, I agree that La Russa is one hell of a manager.
In the regular season, Phenomenal.
Not too bad in the playoffs and the XLCS series', either.
However, in the World Series, not so much...
shiny fuckers with the roving red eyes.
They're here, just not as much.
BTW That is, indeed, Xena.
After the sex-change operation.
Eeeek! I used to be a woman!
Evening all. Have the Gay Republican Cabal brought the government down yet?
Oh crap.
I just realized I missing the cord which connects my phone to my computer. Which means no Tiger blogging until I get a new one. Dammit.
Oh crap.
I just realized I missing the cord which connects my phone to my computer. Which means no Tiger blogging until I get a new one. Dammit.
Lucy Lawless?
Was that she???
She was a reporter in the fleet, but is #3 in real life...
I fucking hate the human looking Cylon idea.
What the fuck happened to the shiny fuckers with the roving red eyes.
I don't mind it, but I could just watch Screamers again.
Well, now I can't find my phone.
Why does a cylon have an australian accent?
I don't. Not one whit.
CYLONS SHOULD NOT BE GIVING STIFFIES.
Its like putting a moustache on the Mona Lisa.
I love Buddy.
Terry C, Republiphobe - 9:39 pm"
yeah me too....best dog evah
hands down...
.
Number six.
That scene where she [Tricia Helfer] gets out of bed and into clothes was really quite the amazingly well-executed presoft-pr0n clinic. Bravo.
http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/...estar/cast/six/
Well, now I can't find my phone.
Have someone call it.
So far, my evening: I have cooked dinner, done the dishes, worked on the laundry, changed diapers... where has my life gone so horribly wrong!!!!
Somewhere, in an alternate universe...
Thers has cooked me dinner, done my dishes, cleaned my clothes, given me head...
I genuinely prefer the original Battlestar Galactica. It was far less confusing.
Thers, All-Father
So how do you make sense then of the confusing and complicated myriad of tasty pork products? (working on screen caps for Thers from the movie that proved pillars of society always wear pants)
http://thumbsnap.com/v/wYOhBXsS.jpg
wicked abysinian in Kirkwood MO. First attempt at posting a pic. Hope I don't offend.
With an evil looking Baltar.
John Colicos, who also played the very first Klingon to appear on Star Trek.
Where's Vicki tonight?
Hey, It works!
tigre,
Take a look at the graphic on this page. Now I am freaked out about bedbugs.
A man with cats is just wrong!
yeah me too....best dog evah
hands down...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitarron
We all have our opinions...
my cat loves my dogs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n...h?
v=nSSBy3024O0
CYLONS SHOULD NOT BE GIVING STIFFIES.
Its like putting a moustache on the Mona Lisa.
That's fun.
It has some good songs on it, but it's way over-produced.
BlakNo1,shooty dog thing
So I shoulda gotten Frances the Mute, eh?
Evening all. Have the Gay Republican Cabal brought the government down yet?
Nope. That's what happens when you're too cheap to spring for expanded cabal.
Where's Vicki tonight?
pie |
Having dinner with Feral Liberal.
Hope I don't offend.
For that? Dpon't be silly. Cool picture.
http://thumbsnap.com/v/wYOhBXsS.jpg
wicked abysinian in Kirkwood MO. First attempt at posting a pic. Hope I don't offend.
I BOW TO OUR ABYSSINIAN OVERLORD!!!
Having dinner with Feral Liberal.
Oh, right. Thanks.
dumb question, but how does one imbed a link?
The simple way is to just copy and past it in.
I just watched "Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties" with my five-year-old.
Twice.
I would have preferred cooking, doing the dishes, etc.
My wife tricked me!
yeah me too....best dog evah
hands down...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitarron
We all have our opinions...
Central Scrutinizer
Yes.
.
Hope I don't offend.
For that? Dpon't be silly. Cool picture.
pie
Seriously.
Abbys are the best.
shoulda gotten Frances the Mute
Yes, or Deloused or Tremulant.
Evening all. Have the Gay Republican Cabal brought the government down yet?
No, but it might be dressing more stylishly.
Central Scruitinizer!
It's been a long time!
Take a look at the graphic on this page. Now I am freaked out about bedbugs.
They just won't let this story die, will they. Like there isn't enough shit for New Yorkers to worry about.
Take a look at the graphic on this page. Now I am freaked out about bedbugs.
Perhaps a nice music video will settle your nerves.
How are you, CS?
Have someone call it.
pie
That's ingenious. And way cute.
The original BSG was fun when I was about 12.
My dog just jumped into my lap.
http://thumbsnap.com/v/ugbesNPy.jpg
Must have known I was posting complimentary things about other dogs.
My kid thought it might be really huge when I posted.
That's ingenious.
Been there. Done that.
It really is baffling why the first Star wars, the 1970s one, doesn't suck. The dialogue is retarded, the plot makes no sense, and there are no Cylons, or tits.
res - don't let the bedbugs bite...
It really is baffling why the first Star wars, the 1970s one, doesn't suck. The dialogue is retarded, the plot makes no sense, and there are no Cylons, or tits.
It's the cool hair.
A man with cats is just wrong!
Bob Jones University
Not everyone is a punk ass like Ashcroft and Frist.
Yes, or Deloused or Tremulant.
BlakNo1,shooty dog thing
The place I was at only had the two. I'll make a note. Gracias, mi amigo.
It really is baffling why the first Star wars, the 1970s one, doesn't suck. The dialogue is retarded, the plot makes no sense, and there are no Cylons, or tits.
Because it didn't take itself seriously.
Dickens the Abby truly can be wicked. Definitely a one person cat and I'm it.
We all have our opinions...
Central Scrutinizer
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Yes.
Arthur J. Shouty-Crackers - 9:45 pm |
but of course...shoulda said 'my best dog evah..."
which woulda been unfair to a buncha splendid beasts...
that said, buddy's a magnificent fella...
.
It really is baffling why the first Star wars, the 1970s one, doesn't suck. The dialogue is retarded, the plot makes no sense, and there are no Cylons, or tits.
It's the costumes.
They rock.
It really is baffling why the first Star wars, the 1970s one, doesn't suck. The dialogue is retarded, the plot makes no sense, and there are no Cylons, or tits.
Because it didn't take itself seriously.
Also: Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Alec Guinness.
And more than 5 minutes of Darth Vader.
It's been a long time!
res ipsa loquitur
res, pie,
I'm doing alright.
It's good to be back again, I've missed y'all something fierce.
BTW, good to see you 'round these parts, CS!
It really is baffling why the first Star wars, the 1970s one, doesn't suck. The dialogue is retarded, the plot makes no sense, and there are no Cylons, or tits.
Thers, All-Father
The best scene is Luke looking at the suns-set on Tatooine. A whole what's wrong with this picture feel to it.
We've missed you too, CS. We always miss the good ones.
Because it didn't take itself seriously.
Straight up. Among other things, Eps I-III were so self-important they made me want to puke.
No, but it might be dressing more stylishly.
You know, I have always wondered about the seeming excessive use of hairspray among the Republican elite.
This spinoza cat finds a rather obscene sleeping position.
http://static.flickr.com/89/
2689...f34e8e9a9_o.jpg
This spinoza cat finds a rather obscene sleeping position.
http://static.flickr.com/89/
2689...f34e8e9a9_o.jpg
that said, buddy's a magnificent fella...
.
WoodyGuthrie'sGuitarron
That is a beautiful pit bull.
Olive!
testing newfound abilities - let's see if I've got this straight...
Central Scrutinizer
It IS good to see you.
Cath-O-LICK GRRRRRLLLLLSSS.
Evening All!
Scrutinizer! Wassup? Long time!
.
This spinoza cat finds a rather obscene sleeping position.
but of course...shoulda said 'my best dog evah..."
which woulda been unfair to a buncha splendid beasts...
Of course, that's what I meant.
I can't disrespect Sadie Mae, or Ragil, or Ballard, or Gretel, or Scooter.
OK, I know there are Gizmo fans out there, but no offense to them, or to Gizmo...
But Wiley is MAGNIFICENT!
(But then I have a very soft spot for Russian Blue mixes...one of my dear childhood companions was a Russian Blue mix named Nikita)
Did we finally lose Putzhole?
He doesn't show up here for awhile, and when he does, he's as stupid as ever!
More so.
Straight up. Among other things, Eps I-III were so self-important they made me want to puke.
The first two were also, well, not about what Star Wars movies are about; i.e., thrills, peril, and adventure, with a dash of crackpot mysticism.
Not fucking parliamentary procedure and diplomatic maneuvering and scheming.
I liked Epi III because it actually delivered what I wanted to see from the prequels; namely, the rise of Vader and the Empire.
Cath-O-LICK GRRRRRLLLLLSSS.
billy b - blues boy
They never confess...
The best scene is Luke looking at the suns-set on Tatooine. A whole what's wrong with this picture feel to it.
That was a classic moment.
OMG. I just scrolled down to see what the earlier threads were about.
Holy crap. The repubs are even stupider and more evil than I thought they were this morning. Mark Halperin's a bigger twit.
Chris Shays is particularly loathsome. Sex ring, indeed.
This spinoza cat finds a rather obscene sleeping position.
spinoza Neque lugare, neque in
We have got some purty pets here tonight!
Also: Blue milkshakes!
I liked Epi III because it actually delivered what I wanted to see from the prequels; namely, the rise of Vader and the Empire.
Yeah, I did enjoy that about it.
Also: Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Alec Guinness.
The kid that played Annakin in the second go-round was laughable. And the first two were unwatchable. Literally.
The first 'Star Wars' didn't suck because it wasn't self-referential. The material isn't of sufficient depth to warrant much seriousness..
I liked Epi III because it actually delivered what I wanted to see from the prequels; namely, the rise of Vader and the Empire.
Yes! I would've like Epi III plus about 20 minutes of I and II combined to make the only necessary prequel...
It really is baffling why the first Star wars, the 1970s one, doesn't suck. The dialogue is retarded, the plot makes no sense, and there are no Cylons, or tits.
That was Lucas' masterpiece; ESB is a better film, but Lucas did not direct.
Still, Ep III wasn't the trainwreck I feared it might be.
Eps I-II were too much into tying everything together - it was all, "look! there's that guy when he was younger" - and "this ties in later"... yeah, yeah...
Well, I guess since it is Friday animal night, I might as well brag about Lindy and Oscar
Chris Shays is particularly loathsome.
He was miscast as Jabba...oh, wait, we're not talking about Star Wars, are we?
Never saw the later Star Wars movies. Could never top the anticipation of seeing the earlier ones. And for some reason, prequels just aren't as interesting.
And watertiger is right. It didn't take itself seriously.
"Everything's fine here. How are you?"
"Who is this? What's your operating number?"
BLAM!
"Boring conversation anyway..."
I did my good deed yesterday, heard my dogs doing that "a dogs in our yard bark".
Take the leash out, clip it on a German Shephard, check his tag, and walk him home. Lady is sitting at her house, thanks me, and says she had sent her maid out (on foot) to find him. Geesh, too lazy even to go drive around and find her dog.
Yeah, I did enjoy that about it.
Lucas should have just started there, really. The prologue episodes were useless.
Oh, I almost forgot: Did anyone see the "What If George Lucas Had Directed Lord Of The Rings?" video?
He was miscast as Jabba
He's lost his freaking mind. They all have.
Gigolokitty says hello to the kitties!
Well, I guess since it is Friday animal night, I might as well brag about Lindy and Oscar
Was it you that folded Oscar's ears back?
You'll go to hell for that.
He was miscast as Jabba...oh, wait, we're not talking about Star Wars, are we?
O'Reilly turned down the Jar Jar Binks part, BTW.
Also: Blue milkshakes!
And a whiny Mark Hamill.
"But Uncle Owwwwwwwwwwen!!!"
cats are going to evolve to shooting laser beams from their eyes.
Not only is the "Sith" one more dark, dramatic, and operatic, it's also more tightly focused, since the exposition was over and the storytelling could finally begin...
Where Republicans buy their meat
(I don't, the place smells bad)
cats are going to evolve to shooting laser beams from their eyes.
Frickin' laser beams.
Han Solo was given the best lines.
Was it you that folded Oscar's ears back?
Ha!
No, he does that on his own. And now, after an encounter with a bigger dog, one ear is shorter than the other, so he is quite self-conscious about it.
Intellectual cats: an oxymoron?
(Good looking cats and an interesting picture)
cats are going to evolve to shooting laser beams from their eyes.
Mouths.
And watertiger is right. It didn't take itself seriously.
"I care."
Apprentice to Darth Holden: But Wiley is MAGNIFICENT!
Indeed!
(But then I have a very soft spot for Russian Blue mixes...one of my dear childhood companions was a Russian Blue mix named Nikita)
Curly was almost a Russian Blue. I mean, when I went to get Curly, there was a huge honkin' Blue there that was beautiful... but it had no personality, quite unlike Curly.
.
GAAAAAAAH! My wife wants to put on The Ice Storm!
I'm already surrendering on The Mets. What is she trying to do to me? WHAT IS HER EVIL SCHEME!!!!!
Thers, All-Father | Homepage | 10.13.06 - 9:28 pm
She has a thing for a pre-Frodo Elijah Wood?
Where Republicans buy their meat
(I don't, the place smells bad)
Doug_6σmoid
Nobody beats Dickman's meat.
Han Solo was given the best lines.
HE SHOT FIRST!
Well, it looks like the secular War on Christmas is arriving early this year...
Only 72 Shopping Days left until the Revolution!
I might as well brag about Lindy
ahhh. rescued greyhound?
Special Friday the 13th catblogging!
And cats and rabbits living together!!!
Chris Shays is particularly loathsome. Sex ring, indeed.
pie
Apparently, Shays is trying to wrest the title of Goofiest Motherfucker in the House from Patrick McHenry.
Okay, it's over.
Can somebody just tell me why Starbuck was in the fancy digs?
"I care."
NTodd4
"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
The best line ever.
"But I wanted to go to Toshi station to pick up some powerrr converrrterrs!"
Dagnabit, that went by too quick.
Anyway, I was a t work today and we got in a big shipment of metal sculptures from some very talented woman on the west coast. The owner of the store said our Christmas presents were included.
She special-ordered plant stakes with a large hand attached at the top, and in it are cut these words:
Impeach Bush
It's a very cool piece of sculpture, and I will definitely place it in my garden.
What a riot.
http://thumbsnap.com/v/WCeTWIOO.jpg
alright - let's try this again...
Ja Ja was totally illegal.
Speaking of which, some poor woman probably risks her life to come her, only to set out hunting for the family german shepard. What a world....
Who is more foolish? A fool, or the fool who follows him?
*GASP*
Who are these alien catmos?
"I care."
"Kid, I've been from one end of this galaxy to the other..."
Not to put too fine a point on it, he is a nopble looking beast...
ahhh. rescued greyhound?
jello
Yes, and a very old one at that.
Nobody beats Dickman's meat.
Can somebody just tell me why Starbuck was in the fancy digs?
Her cylon boyfriend-wannabee has been trying to win her heart. The entire reason for the cute little girl gambit.
A small pack of border collies own me. Totally.
Can somebody just tell me why Starbuck was in the fancy digs?
She's being held prisoner by the cylon she tortured during 1st season.
They just won't let this story die, will they. Like there isn't enough shit for New Yorkers to worry about.
I really do not enjoy wildlife in my home.
halloween cats
alright - let's try this again...
What a beauty!
And now, after an encounter with a bigger dog, one ear is shorter than the other, so he is quite self-conscious about it.
David (Austin Tx)
Ouch.
I have a friend that lives with a cat who lost most of her ears to frostbite, she loves to have her stubs rubbed.
The cat, not my friend.
Wednesday, 9PM on PBS in NYC area, Moyer's report: The Net @ Risk, about Net Neutrality.
Do the local listings drill.
FOX is especially fucking putrid tonight. Anyone notice them trying to paint Kevin Barrett as some kind liberal Dem, or some shit.
Steve Emerson offically goes into long list of well known FOX Right Wing Hacks that I would love to fucking kick in the nuts.
"Somebody get this walking carpet out of my way."
wonderful catpix, Atrios.
Looks like Wiley and Gizmo have turned on their evil mind-control eye-rays.
Say, Atrios, if we could hijack CBN during the 700 Club and use your cats' evil mind-control eye-rays, do you think we could mesmerize viewers into voting Democratic?
Couldn't hurt to try. If nothing else, it would be a gift to and gesture of goodwill towards the viewers to see your kitties rather than Pat Robertson.
Who is more foolish? A fool, or the fool who follows him?
The Force tastes like burning.
She's fast enough for you... old man.
So I'm watching this match of "base-ball" on the television between the New Yorks and the Saint Louises. Who are the good guys?
There are no "good guys" in the National League.
Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?
Woody:
That is a handsome canine.
Hi Mena!
Re: Star Wars
So if some dork with a really fey teenaged voice gets tossed into lava, how does he come out basso profundo? The big giant plastic Happy Meal helmet?
"It really is baffling why the first Star wars, the 1970s one, doesn't suck. The dialogue is retarded, the plot makes no sense, and there are no Cylons, or tits."
Because it didn't take itself seriously.
Actually, it does. It's just that the universe it exists in is goofy.
Also, it had a hyper-realism: when it came out, one of the big talking points was how everything looked used - instead of the gleaming, sparkling world we usually saw in sci-fi movies, the spaceships were scuffed up and put together from junked parts. Lots of people compared the equipment to the garage-built hot rods in "American Grafitti". It was a universe that people actually lived in. Lucas lost all that in the prequels (and, to a certain extent, starting in "Return of the Jedi")...
Death-ray eyed kitties!
Be afraid, Ashcroft, be VERY afraid!
And cats and rabbits living together!!!
dave™© | Homepage | 10.13.06 - 10:01 pm
MASS HYSTERIA!!!
,
Han Solo was given the best lines.
"Sometimes I amaze even myself!"
Yeah, it's the helmet.
for some reason, that dog reminds me of gene simmons.
Norman Conquest: Well, it looks like the secular War on Christmas is arriving early this year...
I have a solution to that.
.
Ah, thanks for the clarification.
"A princess?"
"She's riiiiiiich..."
She's fast enough for you... old man.
==
Kevin Spacey just oozes macho, eh?
Hi Central! Long time, fella!
"I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit."
Lucas lost all that in the prequels (and, to a certain extent, starting in "Return of the Jedi")...
dave™© | Homepage | 10.13.06 - 10:07 pm
One Word:
EWOKS!
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I should see "Star Wars" again. I didn't do it as part of this summer's Guinness-Fest.
HE SHOT FIRST!
Why is this important? Isn't he studlier to have known Queedo would miss?
"Enough of this bickering"
Trying digitizing Peter Cushing, bitch.
Spinoza, would you mind if I used your funny cat for Friday cat blogging some time in the future?
"Somebody get this walking carpet out of my way." - CoT-Colbert's Apprentice
Which Republican's toupe has got legs?
"I have you Now"
So if some dork with a really fey teenaged voice gets tossed into lava, how does he come out basso profundo?
Scar-tissue.
for some reason, that dog reminds me of gene simmons.
pretzelattack | 10.13.06 - 10:07 pm
He'll screw anything???
Queedo would miss?
Snow, Frank Shrillnatra | Homepage | 10.13.06
GREEDO!
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Burmese cats reign supreme....Democrats...every one of 'em..Tigi
I should see "Star Wars" again. I didn't do it as part of this summer's Guinness-Fest.
res ipsa loquitur | 10.13.06 - 10:08 pm
I broke down and go all three original/remastered dvds. Though, I'm probably not ever going to watch Jedi ever again, my friend can have it. He doesn't get Empire, he's not getting my Lando Calrissian and that cape, no way.
"Luke? A Jedi? I'm out of it for a little bit and everyone starts having delusions of grandeur"
"Jabba, you're a wonderful human being"
Kevin Spacey just oozes macho, eh?
Are you accusing Kevin Spacey of being a Republican Congressman?
GREEDO!
Whatever.
"What a beauty!"
Thanks! we think she's the bestest doggie evah (and she doesn't eat babies either...)
}>
a dingo ate the baby, your dog looks so much like Hank, my angel dog.
"He is as clumsy as he is stupid"
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa"
i dunno, i just dont get the appeal of star wars. except for the alien nightclub scene.
GREEDO!
Whatever.
Snow, Frank Shrillnatra | Homepage | 10.13.06
No, Rodian. See http://www.starwars.com/databank...species/rodian/
./
I must go. I've got to attend to dinner.
So if some dork with a really fey teenaged voice gets tossed into lava, how does he come out basso profundo? The big giant plastic Happy Meal helmet?
You don't understand the nature of The Force.
Are you accusing Kevin Spacey of being a Republican Congressman?
==
No, he's seems a little clever for that. Lobbyist, maybe.
"A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy"
I find this conversation funny, because I have "Empire Strikes Back" on DVD sitting next to me right now, rented due to emergency babysitting duties which, alas, pulled my away from NotEschaton Episode II...
hisstoryman: GREEDO!
LEON!
.
I'm going to a friends to watch "Iraq For Sale."
I'll report back soon if I don't explode...
Peace and Love Moonbats.
Greedo had lost his patience, and opened fire. His shot missed; it was the last mistake Greedo would make. Solo opened fire with his powerful blaster pistol, ripping through the cantina table and the Rodian's chest.
Now, there are some who would like to rewrite history -- revisionist historians is what I like to call them.
i dunno, i just dont get the appeal of star wars. except for the alien nightclub scene.
Did you know that Bea Arthur was the proprietor?
No Galactica thread? I almost jumped out of my seat. It was awesome.
Goddamit, you people are going to make me watch Star Wars instead of going through my TDSWJS and Colbert tapes.
Evil, that's what you are.
hisstoryman: GREEDO!
LEON!
And Jabba is getting laaarrrrrger...
Guinness hated the "STar Wars" movies. Didn't stop him from saying, "Ka-CHING!" though. He took a percentage of the profits in lieu of salary. Didn't take a percentage of the merchandise, though.
Greedo missed the boat that day he left the shack
But that was all he missed and he ain't comin' back
A tombstone bar in a jukejoint car, he made a stop
Just long enough to grab a handle off the top
Next stop Chi town, Greedo put the money down and let it roll
I got it, Greedo the Rodian. Queedo seems more appropriate, though. George L dropped the ball on that one.
I'm eating a big steaming, comforting bowl of Leader beans for supper, just in case it matters.
HE SHOT FIRST!
"Sorry 'bout the mess."
The HAN SHOT FIRST! controversey is perhaps the greatest of all Star Wars dustups.
In the original, Han shot Greedo right after saying "I'll bet you have".
In the first "Special Edition" the scene was changed so that Greedo shot Han, and missed, and Han returned fire, and hit.
In the second "Special Edition", it was changed so that they fired simultaneously.
This is one of the little things that piss serious Star Wars geeks off about Lucas. Well, that, and Jar-Jar Binks.
BSG was good, but it went by too quick.
Favorite line:
"Weeee Wooo (whistle) (beep) Weep Wa (whistle)"
---Artoo Deetoo
So if some dork with a really fey teenaged voice gets tossed into lava, how does he come out basso profundo? The big giant plastic Happy Meal helmet?
Yeah, it's the helmet.
Meander
Good news, then, NTodd -- you don't have to go into the lava after all!
"He doesn't like you."
I'm sorry."
"I don't like you either."
Typical drunk bar talk.
"I don't care what you smell!"
Guinness hated the "STar Wars" movies. Didn't stop him from saying, "Ka-CHING!" though.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. We must be cautious."
I wonder if R2 droids are any relation to Daleks...
"a dingo ate the baby, your dog looks so much like Hank, my angel dog."
she's going to be 5 next month, one of a litter of seven siblings from Allegan, MI - perhaps Hank is a brother?
"This spinoza cat finds a rather obscene sleeping position."
I would call it relaxed and feeling very safe even with his stomach exposed. He is beautiful.
No Galactica thread? I almost jumped out of my seat. It was awesome.
Didn't want to give it away for those who are going to watch it later.
[curtsies toward NTodd]
that stars wars holiday special rocked!!
This is one of the little things that piss serious Star Wars geeks off about Lucas.
Before they turned to the dark side, Matt Stone and Trey Parker did a hilarious South Park episode about that.
I wonder if R2 droids are any relation to Daleks...
No, but Barney looks just like K-9
Dear god, I walked into the Starwars Discussion That Will Not Die. I'll be in the corner.
Ooh, this one looks just like the Leader!
Well, that, and Jar-Jar Binks.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
Jar-Jar Binks turned me off to all things Star Wars, him and the furry little Ewoks.
Ugghhhh.
LEON!
And Jabba is getting laaarrrrrger...
Eli | Homepage | 10.13.06 - 10:14 pm
Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
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Depose King Georgie the Deluded!
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. We must be cautious."
See, i could handle the giant muppets in the bar, but with ROTJ, Lucas just went overboard.
she's going to be 5 next month, one of a litter of seven siblings from Allegan, MI - perhaps Hank is a brother?
No, Hank was from Maine. But they might share the same father. I think his name is Sea Breeze. Winner of many competitions.
Jar-Jar Binks turned me off to all things Star Wars, him and the furry little Ewoks.
Jar-Jar stinks.
I wonder if R2 droids are any relation to Daleks...
I never saw an R2 droid begging for pound cake.
Yub yub!
Han Solo... bantha puddu.
BTW, good to see Peter Dinklage on TV.
Loved him in "The Station Agent."
Ootini!
Heh.
In one of those spurts of crawling faster in rush hour traffic on 101 today, this guy in a new Bimmer with the deal tags on it blast up long side me, jams on the breaks, lays on the horn, and flips me off. Somewhat upset about my "Had Enough? Vote Democratic!" bumper sticker. I'm sure it really impressed the woman riding with him.
Me soooo happy!
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. We must be cautious."
Sounds like a warning to anyone dealing with the modern republican party.
Ecch!
Got on the bus tonight to discover someone had left today's New York Post on the seat.
Hadn't read it in years - I checked it out.
I had almost forgotten what a right wing piece of shit that rag is.
O'Reilly with a column? Please!
Scene from NotEschaton:
"You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems."
"I'll be careful."
"You'll be dead!"
"This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something."
Bartender: "No blasters! No blasters!"
[In a flash, he and his alien companion Pomda Baba are on the floor with a slashed torso and a severed arm respectively]"
BTW, good to see Peter Dinklage on TV.
What's he doing there?
BTW, good to see Peter Dinklage on TV.
Loved him in "The Station Agent."
watertiger
That was a good movie.
i dunno, i just dont get the appeal of star wars. except for the alien nightclub scene.
pretzelattack | 10.13.06 - 10:13 pm | #
Funny, my take on it exactly.
Well, to be fair, I did enjoy the second one. But the first one...yeah, agreed.
it's been a long day, so excuse me trollish syntax and spillings.
it's been a long day, so excuse me trollish syntax and spillings.
I'm sure it really impressed the woman riding with him.
Me soooo happy!
bo
How bright is SHE to be WITH him?
The 33% are going to die stupid.
What's he doing there?
Exploding?
Ahh the glory of Whack an Ewok!
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What's he doing there?
Standing!
So if some dork with a really fey teenaged voice gets tossed into lava, how does he come out basso profundo? The big giant plastic Happy Meal helmet?
Thers, All-Father
They had to transplant a voicebox from one of the stormtrooper clones. James Earl Clone, I think his name was.
No, but seriously, he's on some Sci-Fi series called "Threshhold."
BTW, good to see Peter Dinklage on TV.
Loved him in "The Station Agent."
watertiger
Good actor.
Well, to be fair, I did enjoy the second one. But the first one...yeah, agreed.
Wait a minute. Which is the first, second, etc.? The order they were made?
Why is everyone reliving Star Wars? Don't you know it has been a money hole and has never worked?
Cool Star Wars trivia -- the evil Empire used Macs. The heroic Rebel Alliance used PCs.
True story.
"No, Hank was from Maine. But they might share the same father. I think his name is Sea Breeze. Winner of many competitions."
probably not then - kindred souls, perhaps though...
Why is everyone reliving Star Wars? Don't you know it has been a money hole and has never worked?
==
You're thinking of my ex's boat.
I going with the Tigers (paying homage to the cats)
and that POS Jim Leyland
Oh, man, is it good to be blonde again.
that mouse brown nonsense had to go.
sadly, i never played whack an ewok.
Cool Star Wars trivia -- the evil Empire used Macs. The heroic Rebel Alliance used PCs.
But that was a long time ago?
This spinoza cat finds a rather obscene sleeping position.
Now THAT is pure nirvana.
Happy to see Wiley and Gizmo and all the others. Cats make the world worth hanging onto for yet another moment.
I happen to know of a top-secret, ultra-high-quality enhanced edition of Star Wars that can only be found on the internets.
The CGI techniques employed are so sophisticated, so state of the art, that it's not even complete yet. I think they're maybe about halfway or a little more.
The 33% are going to die stupid.
Terry C, Republiphobe
And alone.
with a slashed torso and a severed arm respectively]"
CoT-Colbert's Apprentice | Homepage | 10.13.06 - 10:20 pm
I didn't do it! It was VIRGIL!
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Cool Star Wars trivia -- the evil Empire used Macs. The heroic Rebel Alliance used PCs.
True story.
The Empire was all digital, too. Rebels: film. Fuckers.
I wonder if R2 droids are any relation to Daleks...
THE DA-LEKS ARE NOT RE-LATED TO ANY "DROIDS"!
THE DA-LEKS COULD CONQUER THE IMPERIAL STORM-TRROPERS WITH ONE PULNGER TIED BEHIND OUR OUTER CASINGS!!!
THE DA-LEKS WILL TRI-UMPH AND TAKE OUR RIGHT-FUL PLACE AS THE SUPREME POWER OF THE UNI-VERRRRRRRSE!!!!
They're up to 14,000 people who have sent an email to Chris Wallace to have him ask Condi about why they didn't respond to the USS Cole incident.
(Since Wallace had to ask Clinton about Osama because of all the viewers' emails)
http://thinkprogress.org/2006/10...0k-ask-wallace/
so what was the Friday news dump from unser lieber fuhrer?
Ned Lamont: “The Democratic voters are through with you. They have no use for smug incumbents who lose their nerve at the first sign of an Imperial President.”
Joe Lieberman: “Even *I* get kissed *sometimes.* “Do you think I had a choice?”
Ned Lamont: “You can tell that to the voters. You may only have to admit you were wrong.”
Joe Lieberman: “Over my dead body!”
Ned Lamont: “That's the idea..."
“I've been looking forward to this for a long time.”
Joe Lieberman: “Yeah, I'll bet you have.” [Lieberman goes for his gun]
[Ned Lamont blows Joe Lieberman away]
Ned Lamont calmly leaves. On the way out he flips the Democratic party a coin.
Ned Lamont: [to the Party]
“Sorry about the mess.”
My looks have been compared to an Ewok. No wonder I'm single, they don't seem all that popular.
Might I just interject and say that yes, Clive Owen is hot, but Keira Knightley still gets my sword out of its scabbard?
Oh, man, is it good to be blonde again.
that mouse brown nonsense had to go.
I hear ya! Fuckin' A!
(In Queens accent. Offers watertiger high five, spills beer on self)
Jeez, tough crowd tonight.
Jeez, tough crowd tonight.
Yet, at the same time, tender and sensitive, and very attentive to a woman's needs.
Ned Lamont: “The Democratic voters are through with you. They have no use for smug incumbents who lose their nerve at the first sign of an Imperial President.”
Joe Lieberman: “Even *I* get kissed *sometimes.* “Do you think I had a choice?”
Ned Lamont: “You can tell that to the voters. You may only have to admit you were wrong.”
Joe Lieberman: “Over my dead body!”
Ned Lamont: [He doesn't notice Lieberman going for his gun]
“That's the idea... “I've been looking forward to this for a long time.”
Joe Lieberman: “Yeah, I'll bet you have.”
[Ned Lamont blows Joe Lieberman away]
Ned Lamont calmly leaves. On the way out he flips the Democratic party a coin]
Ned Lamont: [to the Party] “Sorry about the mess.”
Ned Lamont: “The Democratic voters are through with you. They have no use for smug incumbents who lose their nerve at the first sign of an Imperial President.”
Joe Lieberman: “Even *I* get kissed *sometimes.* “Do you think I had a choice?”
Ned Lamont: “You can tell that to the voters. You may only have to admit you were wrong.”
Joe Lieberman: “Over my dead body!”
Ned Lamont: [He doesn't notice Lieberman going for his gun]
“That's the idea... “I've been looking forward to this for a long time.”
Joe Lieberman: “Yeah, I'll bet you have.”
[Ned Lamont blows Joe Lieberman away]
Ned Lamont calmly leaves. On the way out he flips the Democratic party a coin]
Ned Lamont: [to the Party] “Sorry about the mess.”
*belches*
TAKE OUR RIGHT-FUL PLACE AS THE SUPREME POWER OF THE UNI-VERRRRRRRSE!!!!
Freedom Dalek | Homepage | 10.13.06 - 10:27 pm
WORD!!!
.
Might I just interject and say that yes, Clive Owen is hot, but Keira Knightley still gets my sword out of its scabbard?
dude, watching Shelly Winters trying to swim to safety in "The Poseidon Adventure" gets your sword out of its scabbard.
(In Queens accent. Offers watertiger high five, spills beer on self)
Thers studied at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts to get that Queens accent down.
(Mets score two)
Might I just interject and say that yes, Clive Owen is hot, but Keira Knightley still gets my sword out of its scabbard?
PERMISSION DE-NIED!
OBEY THE DA-LEKS!
O-BEY!! O-BEYYYY!!!!!
Coruscant is what happens to a planet when the rethugs have been in power way too long.
MENA!!!
You're thinking of my ex's boat.
mena
Uh oh. My sympathies.
Oh, man, is it good to be blonde again.
that mouse brown nonsense had to go.
watertiger
Hey! What's wrong with mouse brown?!
*belches*
==
I know MY heart is won.
Yet, at the same time, tender and sensitive, and very attentive to a woman's needs.
Eli | Homepage | 10.13.06 - 10:30 pm
We also do Bar AND Bat Mitzvahs!!!
,
(Mets score two)
Woohoo!!!
Let's go, Mets!
Oops, Mets only scored one run on that double. my bad.
Coruscant is what happens to a planet when the rethugs have been in power way too long.
Or Tatooine.
looking more and more like it'll be Tigers v. Mets in the World Series...
I going with the Tigers (paying homage to the cats)
and that POS Jim Leyland
fern
That's nice, jack.
My looks have been compared to an Ewok. No wonder I'm single, they don't seem all that popular.
Pitchforks & Torches
Really? You're short, squeak, and poke people with sharp sticks?
Keira Knightley still gets my sword out of its scabbard?
SARAH JANE NOW THERE WAS A FLESHBAG!
SHE COULD TOUCH MY PLUNGER IN ANY TIME STREAM!
Hey! What's wrong with mouse brown?!
I look better in dark blonde.
was that a mets video or dancing with the stars?
Okay, I'm out for now. Peace!
I know MY heart is won.
Woohoo!!!
*scratches crotch contentedly*
Fuck the Mets!
I going with the Tigers (paying homage to the cats)
and that POS Jim Leyland
fern
I am not that much of a fan one way or the other (though he seems to have done an excellent job) but I am curious as to why you think he is a piece of shit?
(I am still trying to figure out how in the hell he failed to take the last week of the season seriously - that's my gripe. If I were manager, I would have won and retained home field advantage. And I think New York would have had a hard time with Minnesota anyway)
Or Tatooine.
Snow, Frank Shrillnatra | Homepage | 10.13.06 - 10:32 pm
LUCAS IS A COPY CAT!!!
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looking more and more like it'll be Tigers v. Mets in the World Series...
That can only help the Republicans in this election.
*scratches crotch contentedly*
Eli
They have creams for that now.
Woah! It got late quickly! Time to go read.
evening bats.
good to see the kitties...
although that's some evil looking pussy
They have creams for that now.
They have creams that make you less content? Why would I want that?
the ways of Jedi Leyland are inscrutable to us mortals -
I look better in dark blonde.
watertiger | Homepage | 10.13.06 - 10:34 pm
Tiger, you could be bald wearing a potato sack and still be a knockout.
.
And I must say that Gizmo's pink nose in that last shot is just begging to be pinched.
the ways of Jedi Leyland are inscrutable to us mortals -
No-one believed Darth Jeter could be defeated.
No wonder I'm single, they don't seem all that popular.
I don't know, there sure were a lot of them...
They have creams that make you less content? Why would I want that?
Eli
Uh .. well.. I meant.. y'know... and then ..well
Oh look! R2D2!
Tiger, you could be bald wearing a potato sack and still be a knockout.
Oh, you!
"That can only help the Republicans in this election."
How so? both states are blue, as are the cities...
"That can only help the Republicans in this election."
How so? both states are blue, as are the cities...
Exactly! All of those Democrats will be distracted by the series, and will slack off on their volunteer work to get Democrats elected.
Tiger, you could be bald wearing a potato sack and still be a knockout.
Oh, you!
watertiger | Homepage | 10.13.06
The fickle finger of fate just struck. Not two seconds after a innocent flirt on my part, the infant spit up in my lap.
.
Ohmigod, it's Brent Spiner!
looking more and more like it'll be Tigers v. Mets in the World Series...
That can only help the Republicans in this election.
Chris/TX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0...h?
v=0oxzcuCWjys
Thers studied at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts to get that Queens accent down.
Located somwhere on Northern Boulevard. Address: near that fucking Camaro.
Greedo? Is he any relation to Crap-o the Great?
ellroon - just an old, dumb boat joke. But since I've already blown whatever credibility I may ever have earned by revealing my love of lima beans, I might as well admit that a perfect image of our trolls came to me the other day, but I have to admit that i (well, my son was six) once owned a copy of Ernest Scared Stupid. There's a perfect, mucus-covered, low-budget fx-house example in there.
The fickle finger of fate just struck. Not two seconds after a innocent flirt on my part, the infant spit up in my lap.
.
hisstoryman,Hunter Of Da Snark
The baby is just keeping you in line, Pops.
When did the atrikitties become demon possessed?
The fickle finger of fate just struck.
That'll learn ya.
The fickle finger of fate just struck. Not two seconds after a innocent flirt on my part, the infant spit up in my lap.
I hope the fickle finger of fate isn't sticking itself down babies' throats now...
dingo - Old joke. Fox's spin is that everything helps the Republicans. Bush screws a goat, look at how adroit he was in pleasing the goat, etc.
Ohmigod, it's Brent Spiner!
watertiger | Homepage | 10.13.06 - 10:40 pm
Old yellow eyes is back?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ol'
...ow_Eyes_Is_Back
Tiger, you could be bald wearing a potato sack and still be a knockout.
I guess you can find pictures of anything on the Internet.
There's a perfect, mucus-covered, low-budget fx-house example in there.
Excellent. I believe Ernest Goes To Jail really showcases Jim Varney at the apex of his skills, however.
The Ewoks were pretty bad, all that teddy bears defeat a legion of Emperor's best troops things.
But the muppets on acid thing in Jabba's Palace really set my teeth on edge...
Located somwhere on Northern Boulevard. Address: near that fucking Camaro.
So YOU'RE the muthafucka that keyed my Trans Am!
On the other side of microwave banishment! Yesssss!
.
There's a perfect, mucus-covered, low-budget fx-house example in there.
mena | Homepage | 10.13.06
I'm cleanin it up as we speak. Damn formula smells bad both times!
.
"Exactly! All of those Democrats will be distracted by the series, and will slack off on their volunteer work to get Democrats elected."
Point taken. but the World Series will be on Fox, thus distracting all the Repubs - a draw perchance?
Tiger, you could be bald wearing a potato sack and still be a knockout.
I guess you can find pictures of anything on the Internet.
Thers, All-Father
Now Muhammed Ali was bald and wore next to nothing and was never a knockout...
Jedi Leyland is probably about right. My youngest son is a huge fan of the Tigers and has been for years. When he started Alexis Gomez the other day I asked him WHO IN THE HELL IS ALEXIS GOMEZ? He told me that he thought he was a utility outfielder . . . and he drove in four runs with a bases loaded single and a homerun.
Go figure.
So YOU'RE the muthafucka that keyed my Trans Am!
It deserved it!
Eli - you need to check out the link I just posted.
Seriously, dude. Something tells me it will appeal to you.
Ooh! Check out this short film, "evolution of a model"
http://
www.campaignforrealbeauty...screen_evo.html
No wonder my makeup never looks right. I don't have someone following me around with photoshop.
the ways of Jedi Leyland are inscrutable to us mortals -
Is that British Leyland, and Lucas Electrics?
Because that is truly the Dark Side of the Force.
anybody want to take a few pages whitewater rafting?
Kolbe's putting together a trip...
Tiger, you could be bald wearing a potato sack and still be a knockout.
[passes out]
Look, people, focus. The important thing is that Satan's Team is watching the A's and the Tigers on their widescreens right now.
I'm cleanin it up as we speak.
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And of course you're right about the uberfox WT.
Now Muhammed Ali was bald and wore next to nothing and was never a knockout...
Muhammed Ali knocked out lots of people. He was a bad man.
Point taken. but the World Series will be on Fox, thus distracting all the Repubs - a draw perchance?
No, another Republican win. Think of all those blue-state Democrats watching Fox for all that time, a captive audience for whatever Fox wants to tell them.
isn't everybody wearing a potato sack?
There are times I think shaving my head would make my morning ablutions a lot less time-consuming.
Somebody splash water on NTodd and tell him that Watertiger is now dark blond.
So YOU'RE the muthafucka that keyed my Trans Am!
It deserved it!
Snow, Frank Shrillnatra | Homepage | 10.13.06
That's just wrong!!!!
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Eli - think of the ground floor just sitting there waiting for Varney scholarship. A whole ouevre.
So YOU'RE the muthafucka that keyed my Trans Am!
It deserved it!
Maybe not, but that Hummer certainly deserved to be humped.
isn't everybody wearing a potato sack?
::matthew
Black trash bags are in this fall.
isn't everybody wearing a potato sack?
The onion on the belt pulls together the whole ensemble.
Eli - you need to check out the link I just posted.
Seriously, dude. Something tells me it will appeal to you.
Heh. Kinda reminds me of something...
And of course you're right about the uberfox WT.
[blows kiss to Mena for lying so sweetly]
Wait, I thought it was sackcloth and ashes! Man, I'm never in the loop.
dee: No wonder my makeup never looks right. I don't have someone following me around with photoshop.
Play your cards right, feed Curly, and you might have a deal...
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Greedo had lost his patience, and opened fire. His shot missed; it was the last mistake Greedo would make. Solo opened fire with his powerful blaster pistol, ripping through the cantina table and the Rodian's chest.
A DL44 Metal.
There are times I think shaving my head would make my morning ablutions a lot less time-consuming.
watertiger
One word: stubble.
Eli - think of the ground floor just sitting there waiting for Varney scholarship. A whole ouevre.
Alas, I chose my career too soon.
"No, another Republican win. Think of all those blue-state Democrats watching Fox for all that time, a captive audience for whatever Fox wants to tell them."
Blast it all! yet another Rovian feint, no doubt...
brilliant!
The onion on the belt pulls together the whole ensemble.
It was the style at the time.
6-6 Tie game.
Somebody splash water on NTodd and tell him that Watertiger is now dark blond.
Drapes, carpet...must inspect...
My still unmade freewayblog sign:
You, in the Hummer.........................asshole.
isn't everybody wearing a potato sack?
The onion on the belt pulls together the whole ensemble.
watertiger
The Irish version was accessorized with a tasteful courgette.
One word: stubble.
I'm not that limber.
[/runs out of the room]
really, anything in burlap is quite stunning.
Coffee sacks for those who like to live on the edge
Play your cards right, feed Curly, and you might have a deal...
So what does "Curly" like to eat?
I thought Hans fired first?
You, in the Hummer.........................asshole.
"You, in the Hummer! Small dick?"
There are times I think shaving my head would make my morning ablutions a lot less time-consuming.
Instead of shaving my head, I'm just gradually dropping the hairs off my head over a twenty year period.
Drapes, carpet...must inspect...
No you diiiiin't!
http://citypaper.net/articles/20...12/The-
Watchmen
Somebody splash water on NTodd and tell him that Watertiger is now dark blond.
Ulysses Everett McGill: My hair
No you diiiiin't!
Um...yes, actually, I did!
Instead of shaving my head, I'm just gradually dropping the hairs off my head over a twenty year period.
The Kenosha Kid
as long as they aren't just making the short move to your back, its all good
dee: So what does "Curly" like to eat?
Purina Indoor Formula, only.
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There are times I think shaving my head would make my morning ablutions a lot less time-consuming.
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I call that time morning.
Hey guys. Been a while . . . what's new?
Wait, I thought it was sackcloth and ashes! Man, I'm never in the loop.
Bunter | Homepage | 10.13.06
Hey Bunter! How are ya?
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Vestal! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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Vestal! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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Boy, right after NTodd's comment haloscan blew up on me. Thanks alot!
Bandit, Home, hound, here, happy. What more could one want.
Haloscan is just asking for it.
Wait, I thought it was sackcloth and ashes! Man, I'm never in the loop.
Bunter | Homepage | 10.13.06
Lets try that again, and steve simles regrets the error.
Hey Bunter! How are ya?
OOOOO and VV my heart is all a flutter!
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It's everyone else's fault, Mel.
This guy's childhood must read like a horror story.
http://www.comcast.net/entertain.../13/
498303.html
Hey VV.
Long time no read.
Fucking Haloscan. Bah
is it just me or is haloscan being real biotch?
"You, in the Hummer! Small dick?"
the bigger the truck - the dumber the fuck
"Now even before anyone saw a frame of film, for an entire year, I was subjected to a pretty brutal sort of public beating," he said. "And during the course of that, I think I probably had my rights violated in many different ways as an American, as an artist, as a Christian, just as a human being."
Is Mel Gibson actually blaming the Jews for his drunken rant?
is it just me or is haloscan being real biotch?
::matthew
It was being very rude to me a second ago.
"Now even before anyone saw a frame of film, for an entire year, I was subjected to a pretty brutal sort of public beating," he said. "And during the course of that, I think I probably had my rights violated in many different ways as an American, as an artist, as a Christian, just as a human being."
Is Mel Gibson actually blaming the Jews for his drunken rant?
The Kenosha Kid
Gee, Mel. You take a religious figure and tell the story of his life through your cultish vision and with horrific sado-masochistic overtones and tilt it so that Jews in your movie are dislikable...
Geez! Why on earth do you think people would complain?
none of yous guys commented on the kolbe whitewater rafting thing...has this already been covered?
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15249733/
I hear that Eli is the CEO of Haloscan, Inc.
Her next album?
http://www.comcast.net/entertain.../13/
230662.html
none of yous guys commented on the kolbe whitewater rafting thingie...has this already been covered?
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15249733/
Oh NO! Karl Rove is killing all the gerbils that run the Haloscan servers! His October surprise is working!
I'm gonna get you haloscan
up yours haloscan.
aiiiight?!
Belgian whites are good, Warsteiner is good. Kei finds that she prefers lager and yuri likes hardstuff.
Hey, VV. Nothing new. Unless you count the sex ring.
Ha! Actually, I am the one killing Haloscan! Muhahhahaha /rips off mask!
I would have gotten away with it except for you nasty little kids!
Fuck haloscan with a republican!
Haloscan is just asking for it.
mena
If you're planning the murder, I'll be happy to alibi you.
You mean this totally innocent trip?
One participant, who requested anonymity, said he was uncomfortable with the attention Kolbe paid to one of the former pages. He was "creeped out by it," he said, adding that there was a lot of "fawning, petting and touching" on the teenager's arms, shoulders and back by Kolbe.
NBC also interviewed the two former pages, who are now in their late 20s. One of them said that Kolbe was a gentleman and never acted in an improper fashion. He recalled that the pair spent time in Kolbe's house at one point — and briefly were alone with him on the trip — and that Kolbe always acted professionally and decently.
The other would not comment on Kolbe's behavior during the trip or characterize it in any way.
"I don't want to get into the details," he said. "I just don't want to get into this... because I might possibly be considered for a job in the administration."
I blame the Democrats.
5555555
Welp, I'd better scoot.
Curly ♥s ya!
♥
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that is all
Clean sheets if you can make haloscan work.
Evening to all on the east coast.
Got a new tune from my mate Lyndon in London. Kinda made me think of O'Liley and his war on xmas. (only cause it involves a HOLIDAY tree)
No, another Republican win. Think of all those blue-state Democrats watching Fox for all that time, a captive audience for whatever Fox wants to tell them.
Eli
Subliminable brainwashing? Paging Professor Key...
I am not that much of a fan one way or the other (though he seems to have done an excellent job) but I am curious as to why you think he is a piece of shit?
_________________________
"Disgruntled Pirate fan"
... finally get it, es-c[h]at-on ... indeed, they will inherit the earth. peace out.
What adorable kitties! Shhhhh! Don't tell mine!
if i decorated my entertainment center with unread books about picasso, i'd kill myself.
Atrios's black-and-white cat looks like this beautiful cat named Luna who's been stuck at the King County/Seattle Humane Society for seven damned months:
http://search.petfinder.com/petn...i?
petid=6068891
I'd take her, but we've got two cats already in a tiny house. Poor girl.
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